In short
The Nightcap Hour episode debates Lamar Jackson’s NFL Top 100 ranking (they react to him being ranked 69th), then shifts into soccer “shots on target” picks, fantasy receiver roster cuts, sports-fighting rankings, and a long Q&A/relationship segment about whether partners should fart or pass gas in front of each other.
Guests
No external guests. Hosts/cohosts are Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson and ISO Joe Johnson (plus “Unc”/“Chad” referenced as part of the show’s panel). Q&A includes listener shout-outs (e.g., Nolan Smith at Tennessee State University mentioned; Daniel and John Arena birthday messages).
Key claims
Lamar Jackson dropping from near-top prior rankings is “too far” due to injury/Ravens drop; 69 is a favorite “number”; hockey is best for fighting; women should not hold in gas/number two around a partner.
Notable examples
PrizePicks-style soccer prop discussion (Messi 0.5 shots on target; Mbappé 3+; Yamal 2+; Bellingham 2+); receiver cut debate (keep 3 of Jefferson, Puka, Chase, CeeDee, Amon-Ra).
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOLamar Jackson's NFL Ranking Discussion
0:00 to 0:34
The hosts discuss Lamar Jackson's surprising drop to 69th in the NFL Top 100.
“When you're moving like I do, you don't always get a lot of lead time.”
Lamar Jackson's NFL Ranking Discussion
3:16 to 4:59
The hosts discuss Lamar Jackson's surprising drop to 69th in the NFL Top 100.
“If he was number two last year, he should have dropped to number three.”
Impact of Rankings on Players
4:59 to 10:10
The conversation shifts to how rankings motivate players like Lamar Jackson to perform better.
“Oh, you know, that's y 'all two favorites.”
Final Segment and Q&A
10:10 to 14:01
The hosts answer questions and discuss potential opportunities for young athletes.
“All right, it's time to play a fade presented by PrizePix.”
Media Critique
14:01 to 14:16
Discussion on how media and tabloids scrutinize athletes.
“Yeah, the media will kill you over there for that, Joe.”
Transition to Q&A
14:27 to 14:41
Introduction to the final segment focusing on questions and answers.
“All right, it's time for our final segment of the evening.”
Dating Etiquette: Bathroom Talk
14:41 to 16:40
Discussion about relationships and comfort levels with bathroom habits.
“And since Unc and Ocho talking about HBCU, go holler at former Duke NBA player coach Nolan Smith at Tennessee State University.”
Candid Bathroom Conversations
16:41 to 18:12
Exploration of humorous bathroom-related conversations in dating.
“obviously chat, chat, we know we family, you know we shy, I share everything, I share everything.”
Bathroom Strategies in Relationships
18:13 to 20:08
Discussion on strategies women use regarding bathroom habits.
“they'll drop one right before they jump in the shower.”
Debate on Bathroom Privacy
20:09 to 22:04
Debate over privacy and comfort in bathroom settings between partners.
“And as soon as I hit the hotel, I'm taking a shower.”
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Nostalgia and Dating Standards
22:05 to 24:19
Discussion on dating standards and reactions to partners' bathroom habits.
“You could, I tell you what, you couldn't give, you couldn't give me, honestly, I'm gonna be the God honest truth.”
Nostalgia and Dating Standards
24:40 to 24:51
Discussion on dating standards and reactions to partners' bathroom habits.
Living Life Naturally
24:55 to 28:00
The panel discusses societal norms around natural bodily functions.
“Hey, this is, y 'all calling what is natural for us as human beings, how you calling it nasty?”
Birthday Celebrations and Welding Skills
28:00 to 29:04
The hosts celebrate King Moe's birthday and discuss welding as a profession.
“My big brother, King Moe, happy birthday.”
LeBron's Potential Championship Run
29:04 to 30:13
Discussion on how LeBron James could win a championship if he joins Miami.
“Hey, depending on the pieces they put around, if Bron go to Miami, Bron, Giannis, Bam, and it depends on who they bring in, who else they bring in and put around those guys.”
Ranking Sports by Fighting
30:13 to 31:03
The hosts rank various sports based on the likelihood and style of fights.
“Because like you said, Ocho, they're allowed to fight.”
Ice Skating Skills
31:03 to 32:07
A light-hearted discussion about ice skating and roller skating experiences.
“I can't ice skate but I can roller skate Yeah I got it We go to a skating rink Yeah Yeah okay What's up?”
Bison Encounters and Yellowstone Plans
32:07 to 34:29
The hosts joke about bison encounters and propose a trip to Yellowstone Park.
“Hey, listen, y 'all think old boy broke something when that bison threw him?”
Life Advice for 27-Year-Olds
34:29 to 38:26
A heartfelt message to celebrate a friend's 27th birthday with life advice.
“So you have a bird's-eye view the camera right this side your thing.”
Playing Roblox with Kids
38:29 to 40:02
A discussion about playing Roblox with children and the expenses involved.
“enrollment required terms apply All right, so I play Roblox with my kids too.”
Podcasting and Player Contracts
40:02 to 42:01
The hosts discuss the implications of having podcasts for professional athletes.
“Unless you just want to pay that little fine.”
Life as an NBA Player
42:01 to 43:38
Learn about the differences in lifestyle and restrictions between NBA and NFL players.
Birthday Shoutout
43:38 to 44:30
A heartfelt birthday message to a loyal fan of the show.
“Joe, like every time we go, so, man, I love you guys.”
Transcript
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3:15Shannon Sharpe:Ocho Joe, Lamar Jackson in the NFL's top 100. Yeah. Ranked number 69. Damn. Bull drive. He dropped 67 spots. Damn. Ocho, do you agree? You know damn well I don't agree, huh? Hey, listen. If he was number two last year, he should have dropped to number three. And that's about as far as it should go. That's about as far as it should go. I think the injury, Ocho, and the Ravens drop.
3:53Chad Johnson:What was he the year before? Number two. And he dropped to what? 69. Oh, yeah. That's y 'all's favorite number.
4:03Shannon Sharpe:But you, but the D-D-Way, hey, Chad, Chad, you see what I'm saying? See what I'm saying, Ocho? You see what I'm saying, Chad? There you go. There you go, Chad, what I tell you. I wasn't even thinking like that.
4:16Chad Johnson:Nobody was but him. Now y 'all the word police. Okay, this is how y 'all going to act, huh?
4:22Shannon Sharpe:Chad, you see what I'm talking about, Chad? Now I told y 'all, Ochoa and I been trying to tell y 'all who number one, but y 'all didn't want to believe that. Y 'all didn't want to believe that, did you? Now look at it. Ain't nobody talking about no. We talking about 69 to man. We talking about football. Football. You're talking about 69 is our favorite.
4:42Chad Johnson:I see what Spanky was talking about last night. I see what Spanky was talking about. Yeah, I see what Spanky was talking about. He couldn't wait. He almost jumped through his damn camera to let y 'all know. Come on, man.
4:55Shannon Sharpe:Ocho, I read it. I said Lamar Jackson has been ranked number 69 on the NFL top 100 list. Ain't even going through my mind. That ain't even crossed my mind. First thing, it come to him. Oh, you know, that's y 'all two favorites. Where did that come from? Yeah, that's why Joe number one right there. Chad, now y 'all see it. Now y 'all see what I'm talking about. Lavin in person. Hey, Chad, Chad. I don't know what Brody do. That's why he got to get this sign. See what I'm talking about? That's why he got to get this sign. Matter of fact, you know what I just thought about, Unc? He tried to fool us on the show, but he need that permission slip because everything I talk about, he probably be doing and she don't want him out that house.
5:41Chad Johnson:There he is right there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everything like what? What you mean? Huh? What you mean everything you be doing? Everything I done put on here, you done probably bought all them toys and did all that. So you know what? That's why he can't go, Chad. That's why he can't go.
5:58Shannon Sharpe:Look what came out of my, we talking about ranking in the NFL top 100. And he talk about, he go whole left field. My bad, my bad.
6:06Chad Johnson:My bad. Hey, hey, hey, hey. It ain't your bad. Hey, if that's you, it's okay. You ain't no bad brother. That don't make you no bad brother.
6:13Shannon Sharpe:I still look at you the same, Joe. Hey, hey, even though that's the case, it's still up, Ocho, and Iso. Hey, we not finna get rid of you because this is how you are. It's all good. Hey, Joe, just beat yourself. Joe, let it out. It's cool.
6:29Chad Johnson:Hey, boy, y 'all out of pocket, boy. Hey, hey. It's all good, though. Hey, but guess what? Guess what? See, y 'all can't fool me and chat because, see, we already know. You know what I'm saying? When we do the orders, you notice how it's always me last and y 'all fighting for first and second. So it don't matter that y 'all say all this. Chat don't be believing none of that. You got a fool. The chat just said, ISO one, UNK two, and me third. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. You can't pull the wool over everybody's ass too long. Ain't no way. Ain't no way, boy.
7:01Shannon Sharpe:You done a great job. The greatest job, the greatest magic trick that's ever been pulled, the devil convinced the world he didn't exist. The second greatest trick is Ocho, I mean the ISO tried to pull, fool us to make sure he ain't number one. And everybody know it is. Hey, you wanna be in this show dad. There's two great tricks that happen. The devil convinced the world he didn't exist and Ocho convinced the chat that he ain't won.
7:25Chad Johnson:Hey. Me? Yeah. Yeah, he said it right.
7:30Shannon Sharpe:Hey, I'm no, I saw you one, Ocho, Ocho, too. I'm free. Hey, Joe, what's up? Joe, I sent something Joe in the DMs. He saw it.
7:41Chad Johnson:What? He saw it.
7:42Shannon Sharpe:What I sent you to the DM today, Joe.
7:44Chad Johnson:Hold on, what did you send me? You sent me something.
7:46Shannon Sharpe:Look at, yeah, it's there. I know you.
7:51Chad Johnson:What'd you send me? Something freaky?
7:54Shannon Sharpe:I said this.
7:55Chad Johnson:Oh, man. What was that? That's him and Ocho. Oh man. That's him and Ocho right there. Oh man. You know that's your boy over there.
8:14Chad Johnson:I can't believe dude did that. You know that's your boy. Hey man y 'all.
8:20Shannon Sharpe:69 man, that's damn, that's a precipitous drop. Yeah.
8:27Chad Johnson:They tripping though. Hey, sometimes you need -
8:30Shannon Sharpe:Man, L Jack gotta come back with a vengeance. That's what I'm saying, see. L Jack, last time they did you like that man, you came out and you was on a mission. I think you ended up number one last time they had that man ranked way down there like that.
8:43Chad Johnson:And you need that sometimes, Uncle Ojo, when you him. You know what I mean? You need a little doubt. You know what I mean? So you make you lock in and hit that field. You know what I mean? Put on a mean demonstration, show them boy you ain't playing.
8:56Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mean demonstration.
8:58Chad Johnson:Hey, look, look, look, that's his rape look.
9:03Shannon Sharpe:We already, we already, hey. Man, out of the diamonds, I mean, them sparks.
9:11Chad Johnson:Look, look, look, look, now you just open up a whole can of hash, now you just feel like you just gone through it out there, see what I'm saying? Hey, Joe.
9:20Shannon Sharpe:She said, Papa, I'm proud of you. You proud?
9:28Shannon Sharpe:Again, good thing, hey, my homeboy, Bucky used to be at the Savannah Police Department, had to call that hostage negotiator to talk him down. For a while, was he still trying to do something.
9:37Chad Johnson:What's wrong with him? Oh, Joe, come on, man, come on.
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9:42Shannon Sharpe:Had to put, I had to give me an ice pack. Damn! Yeah, had to put an ice pack on him. I got me old baby socks, bought four cubes of ice and put him in there. Take all the swelling out of him, Joe.
9:58Shannon Sharpe:Hey, hey. Hey, yeah. They saw me. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:05Chad Johnson:Hey, you gotta chill, man. You gotta chill. You gotta chill.
10:09Shannon Sharpe:Hey, I put on a mean demonstration yesterday. Yeah. All right, it's time to play a fade presented by PrizePix.
10:30Shannon Sharpe:Keeley Keeley and Mbappe two what is that shot on what is that SOT Ocho shot on target shot on target yeah why did you say shot on goal shot on target the goal is the target well what's the target the goal so shot on goal why did I say that nah because most of the time it doesn't go in the goal. So it's a shot on target. If you happen to score, you have shots on target, but it doesn't. I'm trying to shoot at the goal. Just like if I, hey, it's a field goal attempt. Not a field goal on target. Field goal target. Well, come on, Joe. But anyway, will he have two shots on target? You won't name me curse.
11:15Absolutely.
11:16Chad Johnson:Hold on, hold on. So that don't mean he has a score or two. He just has a shoot or two. Yeah, just get it on target. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
11:23Shannon Sharpe:All right. LaMini Yamal 1.5 shots on target. He's an attacker. He plays on the right side. He hasn't looked like LaMini Yamal that I'm used to seeing when he played with his club team in Barcelona. He hasn't been as effective but they always market him with two people. Every time he gets the ball and the ball switches sides they put two people on him. He's playing a much better team, especially defensively.
11:55Chad Johnson:Yeah. I give him, how many shots they said on? 1.5. I probably give him that. I give him that just because he's so good. But they're going to have two people on him every time he touched that ball.
12:10Shannon Sharpe:Mr. Bellingham. Jude Bellingham. 1.5 shots on target. Absolutely. Yeah.
12:20Chad Johnson:Bellingham. Well, he playing He playing really well. That boy balling.
12:26Shannon Sharpe:Lionel Messi. Uh oh. Point five shots on target. Man, it's easy. Of course.
12:32Chad Johnson:Hold on, why they got him at point five though?
12:36Shannon Sharpe:Cause the other one, they gonna make it hard cause they know he gonna get his. But Mbappe gotta have at least three. Yamal gotta have at least two. And Bellingham needs to have at least two. Yeah, and Mbappe, you gotta think, Joe, And Boppy would be like Shea. He got the green light.
12:56Chad Johnson:Okay. Got the green light. Everybody else, you got to absolutely have a really good shot to be able to take it. They're not going to take nothing dumb. Okay.
13:10Shannon Sharpe:Mr. Bellingham, Jude Bellingham. Man, I'll be reading about him, man. They ain't rocking with him like that, Joe. they be so I see you see the thing how they be they be talking crazy about you Billy about Belém yeah be too confident you can't have that kind of confidence over there like that yeah they call the man uppity yeah over there in that world excuse me no disrespect but they don't play that no they don't play that I don't I don't want to bring that kind of political political topic no on to the show but yeah it's different you got to count yourself in a certain manner no cockiness no arrogance Yeah, you got to be humble.
13:49Just play the game.
13:50Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, I had two goals today. That's it. No swag.
13:53Chad Johnson:I can't swag it out a little bit.
13:55Shannon Sharpe:What? Boy, that's why they hated Ali. That's why they hated Jack Johnson. Joe, the media. Man, you know they don't like. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no. We can't do that, Joe. Yeah, the media will kill you over there for that, Joe. Not kill, literally. I'm just saying. And the tabloids in the media. Yeah, the tabloids, they on your head, boy. Damn. $25 to win$225. Download the app today. use code Shannon to get$50 in lineups after you play your first$5 lineup. You know what it is. All right, it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A.
14:40Shannon Sharpe:Iso, you said your son is at Juco right now. And since Unc and Ocho talking about HBCU, go holler at former Duke NBA player coach Nolan Smith at Tennessee State University. Go Big Blue.
14:53Chad Johnson:Okay. Nolan Smith at Tennessee State?
14:57Shannon Sharpe:Uh-huh.
14:58Chad Johnson:I'm going to check him out. I'm going to check him out this year.
15:04Shannon Sharpe:hey um i watched your interview with the two morgan sisters i agree with you about women not passing gas or taking a number two around you i feel the same way i don't know what
15:14Chad Johnson:johnson cousins be on nah nah that's ocho i you know me hey i ain't with i ain't with all that neither hey hey listen i i'm not sure i'm not sure how many men are like that where they a lot They prefer their woman not to do number two in front of them, not to pass gas, but I don't want the person I'm dating, I don't want your stomach hurting. I don't want you sitting there holding it because you're around me, you got the stomach hurting, you got the bubble guts. Hurt. Take some gas, baby. Imodium, Pepto, Kaopectate, take some. Let that poot out. Let it out. Nah, nah, listen. Do number two. Typically, women, they're a lot more strategic about how they eat.
15:56Chad Johnson:You better eat like a bird. You know what I mean?
15:58Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, especially the first time. Yeah, come on, Joe. They not finna eat no big meal, and they think they finna go and give it up anyway.
16:04Chad Johnson:Yeah, they ain't tryin' to do that. And that big boy Deuce jumped out on them, they don't want that. They don't want that.
16:12Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, if you, hey, if you go to the bathroom for longer than a minute, I'm good. I don't even, I don't even want nothin'. Well, can I have a lady, huh? Nah, nah, nah, don't, don't, don't.
16:22Chad Johnson:She might, hey, hey, but she might got her wives with her. You know, they keep them wives in they bags, man.
16:26Shannon Sharpe:Hey, you in there long, and look here, unless you Austin Powers, and you, you know how long he, if, hey, if you in the bathroom longer than a minute, that's a wrap for Shay. I don't understand it. Hey, Uncle Joey, listen, I don't mean to be telling you my personal business, obviously chat, chat, we know we family, you know we shy, I share everything, I share everything. But to me, in my dating experience, some of the greatest conversations I've ever had is when I'm using the bathroom. Some of the greatest conversations I've ever had is when she's using the bathroom. It's okay to leave the door open.
17:01I don't know what it is about those conversations, but they're so much better when someone is using the bathroom. I don't know why.
17:12Chad Johnson:I'm sorry. I can't relate. You can't, Joe? Nah, hell nah. I can't relate. Oh, man. Never. Never. I don't want to be in there while you're dropping those stinky loads. I know you ain't got to be in there. I said you got to be in there. I'm just saying Joe talking
17:29Shannon Sharpe:I can wait whatever it is that's that important unless I need to call medical assistance, right? He would talk to me Y 'all tripping man Y 'all trip.
17:40Chad Johnson:Hey listen cuz I damn sure ain't trying to talk to you when I'm trying to drop this dude. You know I'm saying I
17:47Shannon Sharpe:Hey when I'm dropping mud
17:52Shannon Sharpe:I'm butt bald, door closed.
17:58Shannon Sharpe:I mean, even though my bathroom is away, you're not gonna hit nothing.
18:03Chad Johnson:Yeah, I don't want nothing.
18:04Shannon Sharpe:Like I said, hey, shit in there alone in two minutes, we good for the day. That's a wrap for O'Shea.
18:12Chad Johnson:Hey, hey, hey, but when I say they strategic now, they'll drop one right before they jump in the shower.
18:17Shannon Sharpe:you won't even know it you know yeah hey hello you just took a shower before we left that's a cure i already know what you're doing because i do that that's what i do joe hey i you just took a shower before we left yeah you know hey you know it's loose hey joe they were smoking in there i'm gonna get that smoke out but clothes and everything yeah yeah hey that mud didn't jump up on you man hey man hey sometimes i still be like oh man man hey what time about you i was like lord please go home you won't go home yeah i sure got to get up early in the morning you want me to stay nah you can go go ahead you're trying to throw hints huh yeah go you want me to stay nah i don't want you you know it's gonna it's a lot no i can spit no you can't hey hey Man, as soon as you hit the door, man, I like to tilt the roof off the house.
19:14Shannon Sharpe:Ooh, that's what I'm doing. Ooh, ooh. Woo, damn. Damn. You don't ever go get the head. Hey.
19:24Chad Johnson:Hey, hey, Ojo. I make everybody in the house get up. I say, hey, man, we got to act like we got to go somewhere because her ass don't want to go home, man. We got to get everybody out of here. Hell no. Y 'all living life on a difficult - I can't do it, Ojo.
19:39Shannon Sharpe:I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't if I even and I've had like you know you know I mean hey it's understand it's natural I can't I cannot my body will not let me do that I don't know for yet I'm carefree man hey hey mama you gotta use the bathroom go ahead man go go ahead baby go ahead go ahead go ahead leave the door open too in case you want to you know you need to call me for Normally I try to get a room with two bathrooms anyway. Yeah. And as soon as I hit the hotel, I'm taking a shower.
20:14Chad Johnson:Yeah.
20:17Shannon Sharpe:I'm taking a shower, won't you? As soon as I hit the, if I'm on a plane, as soon as I hit the hotel, I'm gone.
20:27Shannon Sharpe:You wanna take, yeah, let me go on and get that thing out of the way. Let me go first.
20:37that Ocho just nasty man that joke of here just nasty Joe y 'all calling me nasty where there are no rules y 'all made up the rules you're living life difficult you're making life more complicated these are things that are natural for both of us
20:54Shannon Sharpe:I know Ocho it's natural I don't need to know you going like I said go normally I try to get a room I try to get a room with two bathrooms so while I'm going in one and taking a shower, you don't know I'm taking a shower because I got the shower going, I got the faucet going I got poopery and I just stand there and let, hey Hey, y 'all got it, hey listen, see I gotta get y 'all I gotta get y 'all man y 'all in kindergarten man when it comes to certain things but I'm gonna work on it By the time we get to the end of 27, I'm going to have y 'all boys allow your women to be able to use the bathroom, fart in front of you.
21:40Shannon Sharpe:She can use it, just not around me. Yeah, and then we'll get to the toys and all that other stuff. No, no, no, no, no. I don't mind using the toy for her. Ain't no toy for me.
21:53Chad Johnson:Yeah, it's too many layers to what you're talking about, Ochoa, to get to. We ain't never going to get there. That's how I don't do. Never, never. That's never going to happen.
22:01Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. It's going to happen. Hey, I'm the toy for her. You know what I'm saying? I'm the toy, that's me. I feel you. I feel you. I feel you. But I can't do that, though, Joe. I ain't finna tell. You could, I tell you what, you couldn't give, you couldn't give me, honestly, I'm gonna be the God honest truth. You couldn't give me a million dollars to go in front of, and she's sitting to say, you sure, Shannon, we're gonna give you a million dollars, but she's gonna be right in here while you go to the bathroom. I'm good, cuz. What? No, sir. Damn. Is that serious? I couldn't do it.
22:35Chad Johnson:Hey, hey, hey. Hey, man, you tripping, man. Hey, hey, I ain't gonna lie. You made a million dollars. What? You do it for free now. I know you do it for a million dollars. Joe, what the hell are you talking about? Man, I shit in front of the courthouse, man. Please. Just stay and dance. Yeah, he's so dancing. Hey, hey, hey, hey, there was a time, you know. Hey, come on. That's bad, so nasty. Hey, y 'all living like, y 'all complicating life. You making it more than what it is. How, could we take a deuce in private? Yes, damn. Why you acting shy? Come on, man. Hey, let us smell the aroma. Nah, man.
23:25Come on. I don't know nothing.
23:26Chad Johnson:Hey, hey, Ojo the type to fart under the covers and put his head under there and cover that door.
23:31Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah. Hey, Joe, be fanning the covers.
23:35Chad Johnson:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:38Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, all right, dude. All right, dude. I told you. Hey, I gotta try that. I like that one. I like that one. I told you, I broke up with a girl for doing that. For fun. She was in the bathroom. Yeah. She come out the bathroom two steps into the room. Yeah. And let it go.
23:58Chad Johnson:I'm talking about like one of them, like push that one. Like, yeah. Oh man.
24:05Shannon Sharpe:And she just left the bathroom and she key key key. And you let her go?
24:11Chad Johnson:Yeah, you ain't let her go.
24:12Shannon Sharpe:Hey, you know what I tell you? I never, ever, I never ever talk to her again. Yeah, you know what that mean? You know what that tell me? you ain't really like her you ain't really like her cause if it was the right one and depending on who it was and she did that you ain't letting her go nowhere if you really liked her not do that
24:35Shannon Sharpe:I can find it good man that's so nasty Joe your next unforgettable experience can happen anytime take an Amex card with you for rewards wherever you go morning coffee run with an old friend earn cash back weekend getaway earn miles Amex rewards your inner explorer Learn more at AmericanExpress.com. Terms apply. I don't put, hey, I don't put nothing past him now. Me? Yeah, you. Hey, this is, y 'all calling what is natural for us as human beings, how you calling it nasty? Eating is natural, but somebody chewing with their mouth open irks you. Yeah. Somebody burping at the table. Man, I was at the gym, and the dude just kept burping.
25:18Shannon Sharpe:I said, bro, that's disrespectful. I said, you're not the only one in the damn gym.
25:21Chad Johnson:Yeah.
25:22Shannon Sharpe:Have some respect. I said, you think I want to smell your burp all day? Oh, my bad. My bad. I ain't know you. Bro, not only can I smell it, I can hear you doing it. And you're doing it on purpose. Yeah. Hey, honestly. And then I turned white for a second. I went and got the manager. Excuse me. Joe. Excuse me. I'm sure it is.
25:46Shannon Sharpe:Hey, I like selfie Cunningham. hey I tell you what y 'all are really complicating life not just for y 'all but for whoever you're dealing with as well damn listen you're dating life and your relationships it's like y 'all y 'all y 'all doing everything on all madden and it shouldn't be that hard it shouldn't be that difficult especially when it comes to something as natural as using the bathroom you know and having to pass gas that's just me and I'm not you keep on doing that that worked for you have at it. I have a good one. Ocho, Iso can get into it. Five receivers. You can only keep three. Jetta, Puka, Chase, CD, Amon Ra.
26:31Shannon Sharpe:Who you guys keeping? Well, Chase and Puka ain't going nowhere. Ocho, I'm going to let you take it first. You go ahead. Ocho, you get first crack, then I'm going to go to you, Iso, and then I'm going to finish it up. Chase, Chase, Jefferson Puka No you can only keep three Damn So he gave you five You get Jetta You get Puka You get Chase You get CeeD You get Amin Roth That's five receivers You get to keep three of them Yeah I'm going with those three I'm going with those three I just named You going Jetta Chase Puka I said Chase first But yeah Okay you going Chase Jetta Puka Yeah Okay Joe who you got Hey, when you say Jetta, y 'all talking about J.S.
27:17Shannon Sharpe:Justin Jefferson.
27:18Chad Johnson:Oh yeah, oh.
27:22Yeah, I'm going Puka, Chase, and CD.
27:34Shannon Sharpe:Well, I'm making a clean sweep, because that's who I'm taking. For me, Puka and Chase are no-brainers.
27:40Chad Johnson:Yeah.
27:41Shannon Sharpe:The other three is really a toss-up. Jetta is more of an outside guy. He can play the slot. Jetta's more outside. Chase and Almond Ra kind of more in between the numbers. They do most of their damage inside. Yeah, for me, it's Puka Chase and Jetta for me.
28:02Shannon Sharpe:What's up, Nightcap family? Could you finish my wish? My big brother, King Moe, happy birthday. Congrats on graduating welding school. If Goat James were going to Miami, how long would it take to win a championship? Absolutely. King Moe, happy birthday and congrats. Graduating welding school. Hey, we knew more technical people, man. Welding, man, they make good money. They make real good money. Yes, sir. You know, hey, I'm thinking about, hey, as a matter of fact, I need you to hook me up with a good welding mask. Because, you know, when I buy an old lady a diamond, you're going to need a welding mask to look at it, Joe.
28:35Shannon Sharpe:Ooh. Ooh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. You already picked it out. Yeah, hey, you know, you know, man, I'm serious. Damn. Gotta have the thing away, so we're gonna have to have an arm and a sling. Ooh. Gotta hold it back in here, Joe.
28:58Shannon Sharpe:Real talk. But King Mo, happy birthday and congratulations. Happy birthday. Joe, how long would it take Go James if he went to Miami to win a championship?
29:07Chad Johnson:Hey, depending on the pieces they put around, if Bron go to Miami, Bron, Giannis, Bam, and it depends on who they bring in, who else they bring in and put around those guys. Because, you know, we talk about the stars. Obviously, they're going to play the bulk of the minutes, and we know they're going to do their damage. But you got to have them other guys. You got to have a bench. You got to have a bench. You got to have some guys who can come in that game and change the trajectory of the game if it's not going in your favor. You know what I mean? Like, so you want guys who can either take you to another momentum or keep it where it's at if y 'all playing great.
29:42Chad Johnson:And I think right now, hell, they need some help in that department. But I think he can win one as soon as this year, Uncle Ocho, if they put the right pieces around him.
29:52Shannon Sharpe:From best to worst, rank the sports based on who fights, who has the best fighters. Baseball, basketball, football, hockey, soccer, rugby. Well, they don't even fight in soccer. hockey hockey number one that hockey they're allowed to fight yes i agree been baseball well you see you see their brawls every every every so often they always have you hit somebody benches clear yeah every so often yeah and then it'll probably be football after that man they don't really fight in football no more man except training camp
30:30Chad Johnson:no hold on hold on they fight but they don't be making no damn sense i'm like why you trying to punch that man in his damn head. He got a helmet on. Helmet on, yeah. What the hell that's going to do?
30:40Shannon Sharpe:Hockey is number one. Because like you said, Ocho, they're allowed to fight. And to be able to fight on those thin blade ass skates, it ain't like you on solid footing. All the rest of them is on solid footing. One's on ice on a thin blade in the middle of his foot. Speaking of ice skates, you can skate, Joe? Hell no. Joe you can ice skate?
31:05Chad Johnson:I can't ice skate but I can roller skate Yeah I got it We go to a skating rink Yeah Yeah okay What's up? You can roller skate though Joe? I can roller skate real well huh? No When I was um I mean I'm not y 'all not you know familiar with the LA area I'm sure if we have anybody in the chat that's from the LA area that's of age When I was at Santa Monica Junior College I used to go to World on Wheels all the time with all my home boys And my mama I used to go my mommy used to roll man hurricane boy. She can't escape boy. That's yeah. Yeah. Yeah
31:38Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I definitely can't go now. That's right. I ain't been to mess my hip up Hey y 'all see that out that but that bison flip that old grandpa. Oh You got a I'm gotta work on his lateral movement man. They work on nothing. Yeah Later movement A picture you see him take a picture. Yeah, wait Oh, that bull say you took a picture of me I think that was binoculars he took a picture he said I understand he said in the real world if you're in a public place you have no admission of privacy no expectation of privacy the bull said yes I did yeah I do I got some hoodies right here watch me he went round and round that tree he snuffed him out hey hey matter of fact you know what hey that'd be great content for us too uncle joe do what to go to yellowstone park and try to run with the bison no i'm good come on i do it by myself then do you go right ahead you try and run yeah you know you scare the herd and when the herd start running you run with them oh joe you know how fast some damn bison's running man yeah i know joe they about 30 34 35 miles an hour joe you can't get what you what you think you outrun a bison?
32:56I ain't trying to outrun him. I just need to be faster than y 'all.
33:00Chad Johnson:Oh, man, get the hell out of here. Hey, listen, y 'all think old boy broke something when that bison threw him? They broke his leg. Did he? Yeah. Hey, Joe, he got to have some type of lateral movement, Joe. He shouldn't have been. Hey,
33:16Shannon Sharpe:you know why it was like that. You know what July and August is for bison, right? Yeah, the maiden season. Maiden season. They in rut. Yeah. You see how he was wallowing in that dirt, Ocho? Joe, he much of a man. He let them know, he let all the ladies know, you got much of a man right here. Hey, you want these jeans? You want, this is what you're looking for. Yeah. Hey, matter of fact, hey listen, we can add that when we do nightcap outside, I really think that would be great content for us to go to Yellowstone Park and have some type of encounter with the bison. And also - I don't want no encounter with him.
33:52Hold on, listen to me. Listen, we're going to take this show where we untouchable. Then also in July, we need to go do the running of the bulls in Spain. I ain't going to Papalona. I can't run. Okay. You just do, you film it and me and Joe going to run. Okay. Yeah, I think that'd be good. Joe, don't you listen up to Ocho. Well, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to wear a nightcap attire.
34:20Chad Johnson:hey listen i i got a little daredevilness in me oh joe okay there we go joe with me joe hey we gonna do running the bull joke yeah yeah i'm you i i gotta hey listen we do run of the bulls i just gotta make sure i got i got you know i mean i can get the hell away that's why i need to know yeah you know you can jump on something if you want to joe if you're not fast enough i'm gonna run with the bulls the whole way joe you saying they ain't gonna be able to catch you you just Even even if they catch me Joe, I just want to be on the side of them as they keep running, you know So we can I need I need for ash and I need them to have great content Because I'm gonna be wearing the nightcap stuff and then I'll tell you what we gonna put you on one of those packs
35:01Shannon Sharpe:We'll put you one of those packs. So you have a bird's-eye view the camera right this side your thing. Yes We'll be able to see it first everything. Yes, sir. I like that.
35:09Chad Johnson:Hey, we gonna see that shit hit the dirt
35:14Shannon Sharpe:Hey, hey, you see how the police arrest somebody hit the phone out of hand, the phone be pointing all up? Yeah. That's going to be Ocho on camera. Telly, hey, that's going to be great content. I have to hold y 'all. I want no part, no animal outside. Especially with no jokers getting runt like that. Yeah. Get hell on your hand. You see those lions. lions. They have the musk, the sick glands. They be crying like... Oh, man. They testosterone level 10 ,000. Yeah. Man, please. I'm good. I can't wait. I can. I wonder if y 'all... It's my boy, John Arena, a happy 27th birthday. If you guys could give me any advice.
36:02Shannon Sharpe:John, happy 27th birthday. Happy 27, boy. Happy birthday. John,
36:20Shannon Sharpe:the best advice I can give you you're gonna make mistakes in life try not to beat yourself too much over it I said a couple of weeks ago there are two days you can never do anything about that's yesterday and tomorrow live today just try to be better today than you were yesterday day. That's it. We're going to make mistakes. Things are going to happen.
36:47Shannon Sharpe:Learn from it. Become better from it. And move on. You're 27. You got to and I you know the thing is that people say well I'm going to live to be the same. Who told you that? When did God promise you a long life? God Chad did y 'all know somebody that God promised a long life to?
37:10Chad Johnson:No, sir.
37:13Shannon Sharpe:People keep saying, oh, yeah, I'm going to do this. You don't know.
37:20Shannon Sharpe:Just try to be the best person you can possibly be every single day. Treat people with respect. Understand empathy, humanity. Be thankful that God allowed you to wake up this morning. You were able to put both feet both feet on the floor, you was in your right mind, the blood was still running in your veins. Anything that happens after that is gravy. You make a dollar, you make a thousand dollars, you make a hundred million dollars. Anything after you put both feet on the floor, you in your right mind and you can move
38:08Shannon Sharpe:John always be thankful for today just be thankful for today get that Amex gold card ready I'm too tired to cook we feeling five guys or the cheesecake factory both earn up to$120 a year in statement credits of participating partners up to$10 each month when you pay with the Amex gold card learn more at americanexpress.com slash explore-gold enrollment required terms apply All right, so I play Roblox with my kids too. Don't understand them damn thing, but we play it, but we make great memories. Yeah. What is it, Roblox?
38:43Chad Johnson:There's Roblox. Roblox, okay. With little square characters. I don't know how to explain. You gotta pay for them? Yeah! The different skins, the dress them up and all that?
38:54Shannon Sharpe:The skins, the clothes, the hats. Oh, man, okay. Yeah, and anytime my little one get on,
39:02Chad Johnson:I swear he be looking for me. He want me to play with.
39:04Shannon Sharpe:I'm talking about the most boring
39:07Chad Johnson:this damn game I ever played in my damn life. Damn, you gotta sit here and play this.
39:16Shannon Sharpe:What's up, big three? No worries, ISO Roblox been legally robbing pairs without ski masks since 2006.
39:23Chad Johnson:Yeah, hey, hey, hey, you think, hey, for real, because look, they look$4.99,$7.99,$3.99. If they add up. They add up, boy. Before you look up, you look at your damn bill, man, you spend down there$200 on roadblock. Man, come on, man.
39:41Shannon Sharpe:Man, you talking about how there's more kids. Man, don't show how there's more.
39:47Shannon Sharpe:Y 'all talking about players' podcasts, but remember, Beast Mode got fined for not wanting to speak, and I guess it's a lose-lose situation. Nah, but that's in your contract. You got to speak. It's just like most standard professional contracts, that's a part of it.
40:03Chad Johnson:Yep, got to speak to the media. Unless you just want to pay that little fine.
40:09Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, yeah. Nah, they put that fine so heavy on you, you don't want to pay it. Yeah. You don't want to pay it. Yeah. Players in the 90 were doing the worst thing than the podcast, but he didn't call them out. where was the professionalism back then? Hey. Different times. Different times. It is. And I think the thing is that I think you're going to have to adapt now. Players like, look, I got a podcast. I can make some extra money on the side, and I'm going to take advantage of this opportunity.
40:46Chad Johnson:Yeah. Yeah.
40:48Shannon Sharpe:It is what it is.
40:55Shannon Sharpe:congratulations to the guys that can do it. That can produce, can do a podcast and still play at a high level. Yeah. I think some of, I think a lot of the, I think like, I think roommates, I think Josh Hart and Brunson, I think they're taped. I think they're taped. I don't think there's a live, Joe. I could be wrong. Chad, if I'm wrong, I apologize.
41:21Shannon Sharpe:but it would be hard for us to do one because we live, Ocho. I mean, I could take Club Shea Shea, but I would probably have to do it remotely. You know what I'm saying? Have them pop up Tuesday my day off. And that's what people are saying. I don't know what NBA players, I guess when they have their day off, Joe, whatever the case may be, in between games, they say, look, we ain't hurting nobody. We ain't got anything else to do other than that. But I think people are like, look at that, you're talking about other teams. You're talking about other players. Focus on your team.
41:47Chad Johnson:focus on your players yeah well i think that's what i think but okay i think the toughest part is for basketball players is that you know hell you're probably out of one you're only probably gonna get one day out of the week for real that you're gonna be off because the games come so you know so fast meaning meaning uh you know you plan you can be playing two three games and four nights so you know the one day you probably do get off or after practice okay oh your hair you think about it man for real and basketball see we don't have the restrictions and limitations that you guys have in the nfl meaning like man we go practice for two three hours a day and after that you got the rest of the day to your damn self it ain't no curfew it ain't none of that game day it's a regular you know what i mean yeah so it's a lot different it's a lot different for the nba cast how they move yeah that wasn't that wasn't no flight that was flying in
42:38Shannon Sharpe:NFL. Yeah. I'm able. Man, you can sneak me in. Sneak you in my room? The hell? No, I can't. Absolutely not. Well, you in my town. You in my city. How am I going to see you? You come to the game. You see me after the game.
42:55Chad Johnson:Yeah.
42:56Shannon Sharpe:I'm not. Girl, please.
42:58Chad Johnson:You know what she's trying to do. What you think?
43:00Shannon Sharpe:What you think? We have room check. Y 'all grown men. and don't you want they think to see them they don't know they don't know no better no girl please check my room and catch you in there
43:19Chad Johnson:she trying to shake the cold
43:21Shannon Sharpe:nah she trying to shake my pocket hello can you please wish my boyfriend Daniel happy birthday he's been watching the show since day one and he's a huge fan. Thank you. Daniel, happy birthday. Happy birthday, D. There's nothing better than day one subs that we really appreciate it because you guys got in early because, hey, I don't know what made you guys get in early, but we appreciate it, and we appreciate you staying, not only coming, but staying and telling others. Joe, like every time we go, so, man, I love you guys. I love OJ and ISO on Nightcap, man. Y 'all funny. Y 'all do y 'all thing, and so we appreciate that.
44:10Shannon Sharpe:So, Daniel, for you to be one of the very first subs that we had, we appreciate your support and your continued support. So, happy birthday. Hey, happy birthday. That completes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank you guys for joining us. Y 'all know who I am. I'm your favorite of my partners and co-hosts. That's Liberty City's own Dade County. Bingo, Ring of Fame, Honorary, a former Pro Bowler and an All-Pro, the rock runner extraordinaire from Liberty City, that is Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson. And y 'all know him from the LAR. No, he from the LRA, Little Rock, Arkansas. There you go. That is a seven-time NBA All-Star from the Atlanta Hawks, Mr.
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