In short
Sports talk and banter, centered on the Luka Doncic trade and Mavericks front-office drama, plus “Play or Fade” betting picks, then a Q&A about friend-zoning and dating, with lots of personal anecdotes about flying private vs commercial and relationship/“caught sleeping” stories.
Guests
No named guests appear in the transcript. The hosts are Ocho (Uncle Ocho) and Joe (Uncle Joe). Mark Cuban is discussed via a clip; other people are mentioned only as athletes (Kawhi, Jalen Brown, Tatum, Jokic, etc.), not as guests.
Key claims
- Mark Cuban trolls Nico Harrison over the Luka trade, mocking the “private jet to public airlines” angle.
- The hosts argue the trade couldn’t have happened without approval/sign-off from higher-ups (implying Nico may have taken blame).
- They suggest Luka needed a “change of scenery” and is now performing at a high scoring rate.
- Betting segment: they lean “over” on multiple player stat lines.
Notable examples
- Cuban’s Instagram caption referencing Luka trade consequences.
- “Play or Fade” examples: Kawhi over 24.5 points; Jalen Brown over 25.5; Jokic over 24.5 rebounds+assists; Tatum over 8.5 rebounds.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOMark Cuban's Troll on Nico Harrison
2:52 to 4:25
Discussing Mark Cuban's Instagram post about Nico Harrison's job loss.
“Mark Cuban trolls Nico Harrison for the Luca trade after video of the former Mavericks GM Nico Harrison waiting for a commercial flight, started to make his rounds.”
Analyzing Luka's Trade Impact
4:26 to 6:22
Examining the implications of Luka's trade and its impact on the Mavericks.
“Like, I mean, he's shutting everybody up right now, for sure.”
Evaluating Trade Decisions
6:23 to 7:20
Discussion on trade negotiations and decision-making in the NBA.
“but also he had to be careful because you start putting it out there.”
Playing 'More or Less' with PrizePix
7:21 to 9:39
Engaging in a game predicting player performances in upcoming games.
“Ocho Joe, it's time to play a fade presented by PrizePix.”
The Realities of Commercial Flights
9:40 to 11:54
Exploring the differences between commercial and private flights.
“Man, what's wrong with commercial flights?”
Luxury Travel and Convenience
11:55 to 12:30
Discussing the value of convenience in travel for elite athletes.
“Jordan, how'd he get through the airport?”
Flying Private and Mile High Club
15:16 to 15:40
The hosts discuss the idea of flying private and humorous anecdotes about the Mile High Club.
“And it ain't going to be every time I fly, I'm flying private.”
Listener Voicemail: Job Appreciation
15:42 to 16:52
A listener expresses gratitude for the show while working in challenging conditions.
“I might even have to do that just to do that.”
Friend Zone Experiences
16:54 to 19:52
The hosts share personal stories and insights about being friend zoned.
“I mean give me the choice give me the heat over the cold yeah give me the heat anyway but thank you bro I appreciate we appreciate the support here's our second one let's take a listen to what he had to say hey Mr.”
Dating Dynamics and Number Two Relationships
19:54 to 22:20
Discussion on dating dynamics, including the perks and challenges of being a 'Number Two'.
“But look, you ain't mind playing number two, though.”
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Reflections on Past Relationships
22:22 to 24:45
The hosts reflect on their past relationship experiences and the lessons learned.
“I'm talking about, you know, shirt tighter than skin on the green.”
Caught in Complicated Situations
24:47 to 28:00
A story about getting caught in a complicated situation involving an ex-boyfriend.
“a little something and you see what's really going on, you're like, oh.”
Sleep Paralysis and Family Dynamics
28:00 to 29:58
Explore a personal story about sleep paralysis and family interactions.
“I could hear every, I mean, everything was so crystal clear.”
Reflections on Trust and Relationships
29:58 to 31:58
Discuss the importance of trust in relationships based on personal experiences.
“Man, I told my homie, man, that's sharp.”
Encounters with Violence and Precaution
31:58 to 37:09
Share anecdotes about encounters with potential violence and the need for caution.
“But listen, a situation like that is enough not to make the same mistake as you have.”
Gun Ownership and Responsibility
37:09 to 42:00
Discuss the implications of gun ownership and personal responsibility around firearms.
“One time Thurma look like sometime Thurma tonight.”
Discussing Illinois Basketball
42:00 to 43:05
The hosts analyze the impressive performance of Illinois basketball and its players.
“Maybe we should have, cause they were a two seed.”
Jon Jones vs Francis Ngannou Fight Analysis
43:05 to 44:27
The conversation shifts to an analysis of a potential fight between Jon Jones and Francis Ngannou.
“Stoyakovich's son, who can play, he get to the cup.”
Debating Fight Dynamics
44:27 to 45:28
The hosts discuss fight dynamics and past performances of fighters in MMA.
“That might have been one of the best fights I've ever seen.”
Izzy's Recent Fights Discussion
45:28 to 46:20
A discussion on Izzy's recent performances and prospects for future fights.
“Y 'all got to watch has Matt and Sean Strickler back.”
Advice for Aspiring Sports Podcasters
49:29 to 50:56
Hosts provide advice to new sports podcasters starting their journey.
“Strickland got dynamite, but he better be able to guard the takedown.”
Casual Banter and Inside Jokes
50:56 to 56:00
The hosts engage in light-hearted banter and share personal anecdotes.
“Adam's gonna see us a mile of damn weight.”
Iceman's Legacy and Detroit Connections
56:00 to 56:41
Learn about the Iceman's impact and connections in Detroit basketball.
“You know, last year was Iceman, George Gervin.”
Charles Oakley: The Real Deal
56:41 to 58:00
Discover the real character of Charles Oakley through personal anecdotes.
“But you know the misconception is that Oak is just a real messed up dude.”
Financial Bonds and Old School Values
58:00 to 59:11
Explore the financial trust and values in old-school basketball relationships.
“He might be from Ohio, and his grandparents was down in Alabama, Mississippi, and he went down every summer.”
NFL Field Conditions: Good and Bad
59:11 to 1:00:39
Hear insights on the best and worst fields in the NFL from players' experiences.
“Well, we gonna play some where it's teams, huh?”
Dating Realities and Relationship Lessons
1:00:39 to 1:02:30
Dive into past relationship experiences and the lessons learned from them.
“Oh, you like – they rolled that turf out.”
Birthday Celebrations and Family Bonds
1:02:30 to 1:05:28
Celebrate family ties and personal stories shared on a special occasion.
“You think about all the things that she was doing to you.”
Future Plans and Food Adventures
1:05:28 to 1:08:26
Plan a breakfast meetup while reminiscing about favorite dining spots.
“That's awful nice of you to take your mom to breakfast.”
Final Four Recap
1:10:02 to 1:10:29
Discussing the recent basketball games leading to the Final Four.
“But Izzy didn't look good in his last five, four fights, so I don't know where he goes from here.”
Transcript
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2:52Shannon Sharpe:Mark Cuban trolls Nico Harrison for the Luca trade after video of the former Mavericks GM Nico Harrison waiting for a commercial flight, started to make his rounds. Cuban shared it on Instagram captioned the old clip. He did the talking. Trading Luca made you go from a private jet to public airlines.
3:11Chad Johnson:Oh, man.
3:13Shannon Sharpe:Come on.
3:13Chad Johnson:Come on. Come on. Come on.
3:15Joe Johnson:So once he lost his position, that means he no longer has access to the private jet no more? Hell no.
3:21Chad Johnson:They fired him, Mocho. Shit. What you want him to do?
3:24Joe Johnson:I'm just asking. I ain't...
3:26Chad Johnson:Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's like a girl you dated. You break up with her, but she still calling you. Hey, can you still fly my mama and daddy out here to... What? What you saying, Ocho? Who? I ain't saying exactly.
3:42Joe Johnson:you know not to play with me like that but i'm i'm just saying i'm just saying you know i mean it's messed up it's messed up but hey i mean that that that that kind of hurt having to
3:53Chad Johnson:go from you know private jester hey they hurt too yeah they hurt because they ain't got luca you see luca averaging 35 points again 34 almost 35 points a game they hurt too too. Ballin'. And Cooper flag might be great, and he's on his way. But Luka, he ain't Luka right now. Nah. It'll be a while before he be Luka. I know we look at this situation and we all give Niko, we give him hell behind it, but I think Luka needed this. He needed a change of scenery, fella. I know especially the Mavericks fans, they didn't want to see him go, but he just looked way too comfortable in that environment and I think he needed to be a little uncomfortable, a little, you know, unatee to where he goes into a different situation knowing he got to put up a shit up.
4:44Chad Johnson:Like, I mean, he's shutting everybody up right now, for sure.
4:47Shannon Sharpe:But look, I get it. But ain't no way he made this trade without Dumas signing off on him.
4:57Joe Johnson:That was their fault. He had to take the fall for it, huh? He did. Yeah, and it looks to me maybe Nico had cut Mark out of the situation. I don't know because he seemed to be back in right now.
5:11Chad Johnson:Well, I think he sold – He did. He sold a majority to the Alderson's, right? So my thing is, with you selling the majority to another – But, you know, somebody else, like, how are you still not involved to the point to where you don't know about the Luka trade? Mark, he ain't going to fool me off with you thinking he ain't know nothing about the trade now.
5:39Shannon Sharpe:Well, I mean, you know, you hear reports that Nico had cut him out and, you know, they had started to move away from him. I don't know. I don't know, Joe. I just know a trade of this magnitude, you're running that up the flagpole. That ain't no Nico doing this on his own. Right. Now, the only thing I will say, Joe, you got to open this thing up. I got to get more than Anthony Davis a pick and Max Christie. Yeah.
6:06Chad Johnson:Well, I think due to unforeseen circumstances, Kyrie getting hurt. Because they envisioned all this working. Okay, Kyrie, AD. You know what I mean? They ain't envision getting no number one pick, getting no Cooper flag. They thought what they had would get them back to the finals. Right. That's what they thought.
6:25Shannon Sharpe:but also he had to be careful because you start putting it out there. I'm surprised because they reached out to the Timberwolves. They reached out to the books about Ant-Man and about Giannis. And they said, no. So this came out of the woodwork. There was no, there was no potential trade rooms. You didn't hear anything. And that's maybe why Nico and Rob work hand in hand. Hey, we, we got to until this thing is done. Rob probably told Jeannie, Jeannie, I got working on something big. You gotta trust me on this.
7:06Chad Johnson:They probably hurry up and pull the trigger.
7:08Shannon Sharpe:He messed up. Come on, Mark, stall him out now.
7:15Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, but hey, them TSA lines hit different when you used to ride private.
7:19Chad Johnson:Oh, we, especially now, boy. Woo!
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7:42Shannon Sharpe:Kawhi Leonard, 24 and a half points. More or less than 24 and a half, Joe.
7:47Chad Johnson:Hold on. Where they playing and who they playing? They playing.
7:50Shannon Sharpe:and the Clippers are at home, and they playing the Bucs.
7:53Chad Johnson:Oh, man, please. Get over. Over. Over.
7:56Shannon Sharpe:All right, we going more.
7:57Joe Johnson:You're going to score 32. Huh? You're going to score 32. We just need 25. Hey, this man don't want to. It's in Milwaukee. Actually, it's in Milwaukee. I still think he's going to be over.
8:09Shannon Sharpe:Still going to go 32. OK, we going over. All right, Jalen Brown, 25 and a half points. They play Charlotte.
8:16Chad Johnson:Oh, that's going to be a good one. I got JB going over.
8:20Shannon Sharpe:In Charlotte.
8:22Chad Johnson:In Charlotte?
8:24Shannon Sharpe:Yep. He was off tonight. What he had tonight? He was off last night. Peyton Pritchard went crazy last night. Oh, he didn't play. No. Peyton Pritchard had 36.
8:34Chad Johnson:Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. God damn. JB didn't even play. So he healthy. Yeah, I got JB. He gonna get that 26. He gonna get that 26. All right, we're going more. Jason Tatum, eight and a half rebounds.
8:52Shannon Sharpe:He been rebounding the ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I say yeah.
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8:55Chad Johnson:He had double figure rebound the other night.
8:57Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, he did. All right, Nikola Jokic. More, more, more. Rebounds on the assist, 24 and a half. Yo, you ain't even letting him finish, yo. Man, more, more. I don't care. They play in Golden State in Denver. Yeah, he's going to have this.
9:16Chad Johnson:Oh, that's rebounds and assists. That ain't points and rebounds. That's okay. He averages. He's going to get that. I'm going to give him that. Who they playing on? Against that team? Yeah. The Warriors. Yeah, he's going to get it.
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9:52Shannon Sharpe:Man, what's wrong with commercial flights? Ain't nothing wrong with commercial flights. But when you used to fly in private, when you haven't flown commercial in five, six, seven years.
10:05Chad Johnson:You get spoiled, bro. You fly private. You fly private. It'll give you experience. Hey, you won't even want to go back. Don't even want to go back.
10:16Joe Johnson:Hey, Joe, listen, I love y 'all. I love y 'all, Uncle Joe, man. But ain't nothing like flying with the people, man. Ain't nothing like - Yes, it is. I got my people on the plane.
10:27Chad Johnson:I'm talking about convenience, Ocho. I'm talking about plane leave at three o 'clock. I can pull up at 250. I can pull up at 255. Walk right through signature, walk right through there. Come on, Mr. Sharp. Hey, wheels up. Wheels up.
10:41Joe Johnson:Hey, we up at 305. What? Hey, listen, I hear you. I hear you about the convenience stuff, but I ain't never had no issues flying commercial. You ever flew private? Huh? You ever flew private? No, damn well I ain't flying no private. You ain't never flew private.
10:57Shannon Sharpe:You ever flown private on somebody else's expense?
11:01Joe Johnson:When I had to do a, remember pistachios? Remember the pistachios commercial? Yeah. I did a commercial for pistachios. This one I was still playing. and they flew me from Cincinnati to LA private. How was that? I was asleep. I don't even remember. You remember? So let me ask you a question.
11:20Shannon Sharpe:Did you have to go through TSA? Did you have to wait in line?
11:23Joe Johnson:No, I went to the private airport right here in Cincinnati.
11:26Shannon Sharpe:Exactly. That's my point. Thank you. That's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A. Hey, Joe.
11:36Joe Johnson:What's that? Hey, I heard the numbers on what people got in the paper. for the private flights.
11:42Chad Johnson:Nah, they ain't cheating, huh?
11:44Joe Johnson:I'm good.
11:45Shannon Sharpe:I'm good. No. But a lot of the people that fly, they want to convenience.
11:54Chad Johnson:They don't want to hassle. There you go. You think Ronaldo going to the airport? You think Messi going to the airport? What about LeBron, Steph, KD? How'd he get through the airport? Jordan, how'd he get through the airport? Beyonce, Hov. How'd he get through the airport, Ocho? Them four got big boy jets. They got a different kind of money, huh? Hey, I ain't nobody telling people that, hey, got to do five or six concerts to pay for a private jet just to try to, I'm big willing. Yeah, guys, I'm saying if you got the money and it's not going to stress you, yes, yeah. If I'm worth a couple hundred million dollars, oh, I'm.
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15:28Chad Johnson:Hey, hey, hey, hey, he might even get introduced to the Mile High Club. Oh, ain't no question about it. Ain't no absolutely. That's happening. It's absolutely happening. I might even just have to do that just to do that.
15:43Joe Johnson:Yeah, I can't do it. I can't do it. I hear y 'all. I hear you. I might even have to do that just to do that. Before we get to the Super Chats,
15:52Shannon Sharpe:we got some video voicemails from our discourse. here's our first one let's take a listen to what he had to say
15:59Joe Johnson:what's up uncle ocho a lot of listening to y 'all show love what y 'all doing currently at work uh you guys keep me safe all the time man i'm driving these big trucks and uh you guys have me staying up all the time whenever i'm falling asleep we're getting close to it I'm currently doing my job, but I just wanna say thank you for always being there, join the show, laugh all the time.
16:52jeez
16:53Shannon Sharpe:man I ain't want no job working in the cold I mean give me the choice give me the heat over the cold yeah
17:02Shannon Sharpe:give me the heat anyway but thank you bro I appreciate we appreciate the support here's our second one let's take a listen to what he had to say
17:11Joe Johnson:hey Mr. Sharp hey Mr. Johnson hey King Iso question for tonight is Can you talk to us about a time If you've ever been friend zoned And how did you find out Ooh
17:29Shannon Sharpe:Ooh that's a good one Hey
17:31Joe Johnson:I done been friend zoned a lot You have? What? Based on reputation? Oh absolutely Nah
17:43Shannon Sharpe:I ain't been to hold yo-yo I ain't never been in friend zone I ain't either
17:47Chad Johnson:Hey, I'm like a sniper. I ain't gonna lie, boy. If I'm trying to get something, I'm gonna snipe it. I'm probably gonna, you know what I mean?
17:53Joe Johnson:Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't think friend zone is the right word because once there's a sign or any sign of no interest, I'm done. I can sit at that friend zone. I won't even pursue after that. But I'm just trying to figure out how you figure, I mean, how you even get to the point that they gotta be interested. Mm. Mm-mm. if you if you see someone and you initiate and they the initiation and the interest is not reciprocated that's that's friend zone you did that what you're talking about they did they no i know that ocho the eight five yeah you shot your shot that's alive yeah they have before and
18:34Chad Johnson:this this one i was playing too i'm telling you man hey hold up ocho you shot your shot I'm talking about she flash swat that thing out of there. Yeah, hey. She, hey, she's doing nothing in the house over Tombo. I'm a little bit so.
18:48Joe Johnson:Hey, she said, I don't want none of them problems. Damn. She must say, hey, she seen your reputation, seen you a player player. Word of mouth, like, oh, I don't want none of them problems. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't blame you. Hey, listen, I don't be tripping, because everybody that turned me down, they still searching.
19:11Joe Johnson:They still searching.
19:16Joe Johnson:I'm sorry, Ocho. It ain't a bad thing, huh? It ain't a bad thing. I say the same thing. Okay, no problem, sis. Whatever it is you think you're going to find, 10, 11, 12 years from now, they still going through the same thing. You ain't circle back? Circle back who? I don't make no U-turn, boy, unless I'm in the car. I don't play them games. I mean, Ojo, you got it just like what time? Like, yeah, you thought - I don't make no U-turns unless I'm in the car. Good. Good. You think I'm going to be second option? Oh, man, bitch, please. Oh, my bad. Excuse me.
19:54Chad Johnson:I'm sorry for you. But look, you ain't mind playing number two, though. Huh?
20:00Joe Johnson:You didn't mind playing number two. Hey, Joe, number two ain't got to spend no money. Number two don't have to deal with the arguments. Number two don't have to deal with the headaches. What number - Hey, what number two? Number two is that piece. Number two, get to hear about number one, and all you get to do is have your fun, and then get to go back home.
20:17Chad Johnson:Mm-hmm.
20:18Joe Johnson:Huh? Joe, that - You right about that, don't you? I have to hold you now, you right? That's me, Joe. You right?
20:22Chad Johnson:Hey, you'll never be wrong when you right. Hey, hey, hey, so basically what y 'all saying is, number two ain't doing nothing but trampolining.
20:30Joe Johnson:Man, who you, Joe?
20:32Chad Johnson:Huh?
20:33Joe Johnson:You ain't got to do nothing, Joe. He paying for everything?
20:39Chad Johnson:You ain't got to pay for nothing? You just bing, ying, ying, ying, ying.
20:43Joe Johnson:What? And, you know, he calling the phone, and she telling him, oh, baby, I'm sleeping, all that. I'd have joined her every line in the book.
20:54Chad Johnson:Hey, hey, and that's what make it hard to commit, too, because you done seen so much. You done seen so much. I'm talking about being on the other side to where you see the girl calling her boyfriend, talking, you know, and you like, man, ain't no way in hell they could be me. Hey, listen. That's what had you be out here acting like a savage. Hey, Joe, sometimes you don't pay this. Hey, Joe. Hey, FaceTime, I'm laying inside the bed. I ain't got the phone. My back hurting. Hey. It is.
21:25Shannon Sharpe:It's tough, man. It's tough out here, man. You just accept the fact. Yeah. My grandfather said, hey, everybody has somebody. It's just to what extent.
21:36Chad Johnson:Yeah.
21:38Shannon Sharpe:Married, fiance, seeing somebody, or you know, hey, I got somebody to call to do what I do. Everybody got somebody. It's to what extent.
21:45Chad Johnson:Yeah, you talking about.
21:47Shannon Sharpe:Hey.
21:48Chad Johnson:Damn. But the friends on, hey, I can honestly say I don't know. I think you kind of get an indication of like. Kind of fill them out first. Yeah, yeah, you got it to aid. Yeah. Even though you may like her at first, you don't really get that off. You know what I mean? You just trying to fill out the situation. You feel me? Yeah. How they talking. Yeah. I could date you. What type of rhythm? Oh, you could, though. You could date me then, huh? Yeah, okay. I mean, I was at the gas. I was pumping gas. I was in my... How old was I? Probably about 30. Probably about 36, 37. So, you know, I just came from the gym.
22:32So you know your boy's swole now. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, man. I'm talking about, you know, shirt tighter than skin on the green. Boy, look at here. You see what I'm saying? I'm telling you, I was right. And so, boy, she, ooh.
22:46Shannon Sharpe:I don't know if she had just come from work, but I'm telling you, she's tougher than wet leather. And I just kept looking. I'm looking at her. I was like, damn, boy, I sure hope she say something. I'm looking. She said, are you just going to look or are you going to come up here and ask me for my number? damn you couldn't wait it's all on the ground i mean i put 50 dollars in my car another 50 on the ground and let me let me out let you right quick
23:16Joe Johnson:hey hey joe and you know you know the funny thing about it too at joe get older despite the experiences right you know the despite the the situations we've been in when you've been another guy you still take that chance yeah for sure you still take that chance anyway even even knowing how ugly it gets on the other side yeah but what what i what i what i do do is is i pay attention to the finest details i'm very detailed in everything i pay attention to everything mannerisms body language your routine when anything just any any little thing any little indication to let me know and i don't i don't i don't say nothing i don't i don't say nothing but i pay attention to everything absolutely even when you think you're getting away with it yeah my antennas go up and then at that point i just play the game right yeah that's it joe yeah it's tough man it's tough out here bro because you know because But you know what you've done with some.
24:25So what, and then you start thinking, well, what make me exempt from having that done to me? Hey, I have never, oh, we never exempt, huh? Never exempt. I would never have that kind of ego. Man, I ain't, ain't nobody ever, okay. She did.
24:39Chad Johnson:Hey, that's some young cats, huh? Ain't they? Yeah. Them young cats naive like that. Once you get a little older and you start to experience a little something and you see what's really going on, you're like, oh. Yeah. Oh, hell no. Yeah.
24:51Joe Johnson:But, you know, I'm still willing. I'm still willing. Oh, for sure. Willing. Look, I'm done with that, Ocho. Like I said, I done had two dudes run down on me. I mean, everybody knew who I was. Yeah, yeah. And everything was cool.
25:07Shannon Sharpe:Had I not been who I was, had I not been the personality celebrity that I was in Savannah, I ain't telling that story. I already know. And he's definitely not going to give me back my watch and my bracelet. all right now he's not for you for me to go back and ask joe man for you to go back and ask for
25:27Chad Johnson:that oh you know they man at his highest festivity hey you know hey hey y 'all know how dudes are about that girl and they wives yes boys hey them you get killed behind that but hey and he already know it i mean he'll have to meet this over 20 20 25. boy yoked up he brought hey he probably treating it like a boxer match. He probably get 10-12 in. I got to put them hot rocks in him. Yeah. They already know. You definitely ain't tussling. Right. That's what I'm telling you. That's why he see you. He ain't want no. But he got the drop on me, Joe. I mean, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm everything. I'm trying to diffuse the situation.
26:09I'm like, hey, yeah, you right. Yeah, you know, hey, this your people. Yeah, two years. I said, my bad, bro, I ain't know.
26:16Shannon Sharpe:I ain't no man. You know who I am. I said, I don't know who you are. I said, bro, but if I knew this was your people, ain't no way I'm coming up here. I ain't disrespectful like that because I'm in the wrong. Now, she said it was her apartment. I've known her. I had known her. We came to school together. So I knew who she was. This was seven, eight years later. And people are like, but she said she didn't. No, she didn't. She had a boyfriend. He probably came down. saw my homeboy truck parked in the driveway. He didn't recognize it. So I'm already back there because she meet me with the robe on.
26:56My homeboy sit down. He reading Jet Magazine. I said, homeboy, he said, go on back there, homeboy, have me beers. He go back there and I see that doorknob turning. I said, he already know. I ain't on no Amtrak stuff. We don't even get down like that. Man, that dude walking in there, I was like, Lord, have mercy. I got my shirt off. He already know what I was about to do. Hey, you know what I'm saying, JoJo? You know what I'm saying? Harder than the times of 29. You know what happened in 1920, Rob? Everything.
27:31Chad Johnson:Man, it baffles me because I know cats who done been in that situation. I've never been in that situation per se. And it's like for a woman to know she has dealings with, she has a boyfriend or an ex he's dealing with, and she know that any point in time he can pop up at this crib or at this apartment. Man, why you got these people? Why you got me over here? Why, why, why? Like, you know, man, don't get me in no mess like that, bro. Yeah. And sleeping. The worst thing, you sleep. I was sleeping. I got caught sleeping. I wasn't, Joe, I was a sleep paralysis. I could hear every, I mean, everything was so crystal clear.
28:08Just like you and Ocho when y 'all talked. Yeah. Everything was so crystal clear. But I'm thinking I'm dreaming. But I hear, I'm like, damn, somebody argued. But I'm trying to move and I can't move. And I just hear, and it's getting louder and it's getting louder. Boom, don't fly off the hinges. Damn. I had just got drafted. I had got drafted, flew from South Carolina to Denver, flew back into Savannah.
28:42Shannon Sharpe:I didn't want to drive home because I didn't want to start on my grandmother. So I call her. Can I stay? She's like, yeah. You see anybody? No, you know I ain't seeing nobody. Hey, I take a word. Hey, take a word. Something said, Shanna, don't take your clothes off. Okay, I'm sleeping with you. I ain't even do that that night. I was tired. I was tired.
29:08Chad Johnson:Mm-hmm.
29:12Boy, that door flew off the hinges.
29:15Shannon Sharpe:All of a sudden, I wasn't paralyzed no more. Oh, Joe, I hopped up so quick, and I looked at him. He looked at me. I said, Lord, have mercy. That's all I can say. That's the only thing I can say. Lord, have mercy. Because I've heard my grandma say it so many times when she's in a financial crunch or something goes on. Somebody passed. Somebody got an accident. I just hear my grandma say, that's the only thing I can say. Lord, have mercy. I'm looking at it. He looking at me.
29:47Shannon Sharpe:I said, my man, you see, I'm closed. Ain't nothing happened, bro. I said, I didn't want to drive home. I didn't want to drive home and scare my grandmother. I asked her, could I stay here? And she said she wasn't seeing nobody. He like, sharp, man. Man, I told my homie, man, that's sharp. I said, man, I'm so proud of you, man. I've been watching you at Savannah State. I've been following you. Now, mind you, he really liked that. He really liked that. and he got bodies on his resume.
30:12Chad Johnson:This whole time. Yeah. Hey, he did a quarter. Mm. Yeah. And she put you in that environment? She cold blooded for that one. So check this out. So they get the argument, they get the rumbling. Rumbling? I put my shoes on, cause I'm dressed. I got my shorts on, I slip in my t-shirt. All I gotta do is put my shoes on.
30:40He's like, he said, man, Sharp, I ain't got no problem with you. He said, I'm tired of this B line. I'm tired of my shoe. I'm tired of a line too.
30:54They get to squabbling, they get to fighting. Shatter, shatter, shatter nothing. Boo, boo. I ain't even got no stick. Boo, boo. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
31:12Joe Johnson:Hey, hey, hey, it's, it's, they always say all the right things. They always say they telling the truth. They always say that I'm not, they not talking to nobody. I would never do this. I would never do that. All you have to do is just pay attention to the signs.
31:29Chad Johnson:But when you young though, but when you young though, Uncle Hocho, you ain't got no damn signs, man. Hey, you trying to get your rocks on? Man, you ain't studying all that. You ain't thinking with your right head. You feel me? Yeah, you right. Right, you right. I think there's a word for it. And ever since then, I have not. That happened in, that was 1990. 1990.
31:55Shannon Sharpe:It's coming up on 36 years. I have not closed my eyes at another woman's house in 36 years. In June, I'll be 58.
32:06Joe Johnson:Damn. But listen, a situation like that is enough not to make the same mistake as you have. No sir. Yeah, yeah. No sir-y. All right, I don't care. Yeah. I can't trust it.
32:20Chad Johnson:Hey, hey. Hey, hey, Ocho, my partner, one of my good partners, that happened to him. Dude come beating on the door at three in the morning. He in there, knocked out. I'm talking about just got out some mooshu, you hear me? Just getting out, Ocho. He say, he asked her, damn, who was this? She talking about something. I don't know. Man, please. You know the hell it is that that dope shit. Hey, go to sleep? How?
32:56Nah. I'm done, I'm done, Ocho. and I can't run now either. Ooh. I can't run, I can barely brisk walk.
33:11I had to chalk it up, I had to chalk it up. I used to be strapped going over to people's house, I kept that thing on me.
33:19Chad Johnson:And you had two. I kept two of them on me. One of the chain and 14 in the clip. I would go tell the story. I said, you know what, man?
33:33Shannon Sharpe:I can't be doing, I can't be doing this. I can't.
33:37Chad Johnson:Hey, I did, hey, I was the same way. I ain't gonna lie to y 'all. You know, this was a long, long time ago, back in my Phoenix days. I went over to the girl house one night. I had that Desert Eagle on me though, Ocho. I got one too. I got one right now. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Ocho, Ocho, you know how big a Desert Eagle is. Yeah, are you carrying that, Joe? Hey, when I walked in when I walked in her apartment and set that thing down I just wanted her to know she had any foolishness going on Fourth of July up here. I was gonna be I was gonna let that thing ride you hear me. I Got I got the 44 bag Joe.
34:13Oh, do you? Yeah, I do I got it.
34:15Chad Johnson:Oh It's home. Oh my dog chrome. Yes, sir. I got it big one time you shoot that thing Man, you gotta hold that with two hands, boy. Hey, if I don't hit you, the fire gonna burn you, cause fire jump out the barrel of 20 feet. Woo, woo. Oh yeah. But hey, it's like, you need to put that up. I say, hey, it goes where I go. See if I put it up, that means I put it back on my hip, and I get up out of here. So you got one of two choices. If it stays there, and I stay, for where it goes and I go. Now what you want? Hey they cut all the BS out Yeah yeah I don't like guns It ain't for you Tonight we gonna have one tonight It ain't for you Lord have mercy You sure got my little situations Here's the last one let's take a listen to this one
35:16Chad Johnson:Yo Nightcap It's your boy Zay I just wanted to say Shout out to y 'all man I love what y 'all do man I've been watching y 'all since day one Since 2023 Like literally the first episode Love y 'all King Aiso Is the king man You ump man You gotta stop talking all that ish And not being able to back it up Same thing with you Ocho You can't talk all that ish and not back it up Cause That boy Aiso He gonna do it to y 'all But love the show Keep doing what y 'all doing man And shout out to when y 'all get 2 million Appreciate that bro That be the lot Hey they better be glad they had Them drums back then Ocho I done had a drum on mine I'm telling you Hey I'm hoping like heck I ain't never gotta use it now I don't wanna have to use it But I'm gonna have
36:17Shannon Sharpe:You know in Georgia, it's open carry. Yeah. And so I had, look man, I had to stop. I had to stop, you know. Cause I was going to, I go get my hair cut. I would go get my hair cut on Thursday night. And you know people walk up on you man. So I had, hey, I kept that thing on me.
36:33Chad Johnson:Yeah.
36:34Shannon Sharpe:And I said, Lord, I mean, and I ain't really never had to like pull it on nobody. You know, I was like, hey, this homeless dude like, hey man, let me get some money. I said, bro, I ain't got nothing. He like, man, you Shauna Sharp. And he started walking up, cause I was like, I was in my thing. I said, man, you know what? I need to stop carrying this. I said, I'm gonna end up, cause you can't, I don't trust people, man. You can't, not, I don't trust people. Nah, so I just stopped, cause that was the best thing for me. I got no chill. One time Thurma look like sometime Thurma tonight. He look bad.
37:19Shannon Sharpe:He look bad. Ocho, I don't know what happened. I do. I do, yeah. You can see what happened. Man, somebody tell me you need a drum and a switch. Oh, boy, you get caught with that, boy. You know where you going, Ocho? Yeah, no longer. 25 years, boy. Man, you, hey, you going, like the ball people say, you going to turn big rocks into little rocks. You going to be gone. And by the time you get up, your grandkids will have kids. A drum and a switch? You don't want to do that.
37:51Chad Johnson:Hey, these kids don't care nowadays, though. Yeah. Well, if you got that, you definitely don't care. You don't care nothing about no time. Yeah, no.
38:02Thunder of Fan 95 felt like Martin versus Tommy Hearns.
38:08Chad Johnson:Hey, he lumped him up, bro. It was finna get ugly. It was finna get real ugly. Oh, he saved it. If that ref had to stop then? He stepped in. Because he had just split him. He had just split him again under his eye. I think it was under, what was it? His right eye or his left one?
38:22Joe Johnson:I think it was his left eye. Because he started bleeding.
38:24Chad Johnson:Yeah, under his left eye, he started bleeding. Man, if that ref didn't stop that boy, it's going to get real ugly enough.
38:33Shannon Sharpe:Tay-Tay, too wavy. Too wavy. I'm glad you're covering Uncle Izzy without saying. I mean, oh, UFC, my bad. I'm glad you're covering UFC. Is it what I'm saying? Tay-Tay, he did. He look bad. He look bad, man.
38:54Man, you know, I ain't no Ocho. You couldn't have no drums. I was like, because I see people on IG shooting. I was like, man, I'm going to get one. Man, I'm looking at that bun. You see how much time they handed out?
39:05Joe Johnson:Yeah, hey. I always see those instructors and the instructors that have they create content they always have it I don't know if they have a certain license for it or something but I always see them shooting out in the field they're shooting out somewhere look like they're always in the country somewhere yeah you got a few guns you go to the range and shoot I do I used to go to the range all the time when I was in Atlanta yeah what about you Ocho you ain't Every so often Joe Every so often
39:36Shannon Sharpe:Yeah
39:36Joe Johnson:Every so often Yeah
39:42Shannon Sharpe:Now you want to talk about you can beat me shooting? Who? Oh Joe I bet you
39:48Chad Johnson:My paper I bet you I had better shots and precision Nah uh uh Alright what we shooting? What you want to do? Whatever you want to shoot Alright You got some dummy rounds you want to waste? Yeah I come down there prepared. I come to Vegas, I come prepared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got some dummy rounds I can waste. I ain't gonna waste the good stuff, you know. Yeah, we'll talk more about it. Yeah, no Ocho, no. You ain't never shot no gun. You don't know how to handle no gun. No, absolutely not. No.
40:26Joe Johnson:Hey, you know, I'm glad y 'all don't know that side of my life, but you right. No, no, no. We talk, we talk about hunting, Joe. You ought to see how this joke was. He take care of the gun like he in the military. Live, live. I said, oh, hell no. You don't think I'm finna go out there. You don't think I'm finna go out there to feel with you. You don't know how to hold no damn gun. Hey, Joe, I want to go hunting. I told him I don't really need, you know, I, listen, I got, I got, I got, I asked for this. You hear me? I might not have been hunting in the country but I was hunting in the city squirrels raccoons we just saw some of the trophies that you had you ain't doing it
41:12we ain't fooling with you man
41:16Shannon Sharpe:585J please tell me what athlete was 6 '5 158 Pandora needs to go up to at least 168 this is why people don't care for boxing anymore that was BS
41:26Joe Johnson:he made 154 what they gonna call him they gonna call him a weight bully okay he made 154 okay go to 160 okay if you wanna go but what's the problem it's not like he's not making weight yeah he abusing the weight class you know the higher up you go you know there's a whole lot more power from 150 154 to 160 the 168 but he's helping to clean out
42:02Chad Johnson:54 first yeah he hey i don't know if it was just him or if it was thurman but maybe it's both b-o-f-f both oh man clifford busby i keep telling y 'all uncle don't you i so put some respect on illinois
42:22Shannon Sharpe:but his name, go Illini, final four. Yeah, they going, I did not see that. Maybe we should have, cause they were a two seed. Wasn't Illinois a two seed? Or three seed? What were Illinois?
42:33Chad Johnson:I think they were three seed. But I seen Illinois play this year. And when I seen the Wagner kid, I think it was against Purdue when he dropped, I think he dropped like, what'd he drop on them this year? I think he had a career high like 45 or 50, Ocho. Really? I think it was in Purdue, if I ain't mistaken. Wow.
42:59Joe Johnson:Damn.
43:00Chad Johnson:If I ain't mistaken. I think that was like his coming out part, and everybody kind of found out about him. He had a big game this year for sure. But, nah, they serious. I didn't know they bigs were so good. And, you know, how their chemistry was. They've been playing great basketball. They sit down. They locked down. Stoyakovich's son, who can play, he get to the cup. he ain't just no shooter I thought he was just gonna be out there shooting but he do a little bit of everything
43:24Shannon Sharpe:ooh this right up your alley Black King says do you think guys Francis Ngannou can beat Jon Jones if they were to ever fight I'd love to see that that's a fight
43:37Joe Johnson:a very good one but I don't see Jon Jones losing
43:45Shannon Sharpe:this MMA right you gotta be able to grapple and to be able to snuff out those takedowns. Yeah. Because if he take you down, I don't know if Francis can get him off of him. That's a whole lot of weight, huh? He know how, hey, man, look here. Jon Jones was an all-American wrestler. He can strike. His knees, his elbows, everything is dangerous. He can submit you.
44:13Joe Johnson:Jon Jones has no weakness. He has no weakness. I mean, if he does, I mean, Chad, please correct me if I'm wrong. The times that I've watched him fight.
44:24Shannon Sharpe:Nah, I've watched him. I've watched him damn near his whole career.
44:27Chad Johnson:Yeah.
44:28Shannon Sharpe:Since he first beat Machida.
44:35Shannon Sharpe:Watched him go with Gustafson. That was a battle. That might have been one of the best fights I've ever seen. To go five rounds and nobody get knocked out, nobody get submitted, that was a war. Go back and watch Jones and Gustafson win.
44:50Shannon Sharpe:but yeah, I'm taking, I ain't taking nobody to be John. Until I see somebody beat him. I ain't picking nobody to beat him. Kylie one, two, three, four. I got it wrong. If it was winning that fight until he got hit and went to the ground. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? The Falcons were winning that game until. Until the Patriots came back.
45:19that's a good one
45:23bro that ain't going to they went he survived 418 in the second round it's only three rounds you thought let me ask you a question you thought Izzy looked good Kylie
45:40Shannon Sharpe:if they were to let's just say for the sake of art let's just say oh boy got the best of them this time if they fought again and you had the best of money would you put your money on Izzy?
45:52You got to think about it. He done lost his last four fights.
46:00He got knocked out. He got knocked out. He lost a unanimous
46:05Shannon Sharpe:decision. Maybe I'm missing something.
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49:28Shannon Sharpe:So when they fight?
49:34Is it? Huh?
49:39Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, Shamaya, right? Has Matt. Okay.
49:48Shannon Sharpe:Strickland got dynamite, but he better be able to guard the takedown. Go Birds 800. Hey, guys. Me and my guys are starting a sports podcast in Memphis, Tennessee. and we are covering NFL and college football. We just want a shout out, Mid-South Sports Zone. What advice do you have for us?
50:13Shannon Sharpe:Work, study. There are a lot of games. Have an idea of what games you want to talk about you can't cover. I mean, we have a general idea of the games that we're going to cover, so we try to watch those games. Same thing with college football. Pick X amount of games that you want to cover, and do your homework, study, and put the time in. When you're away, when you're not on, I mean, you got to prepare to do, I don't know how long your show is going to last, 30 minutes, an hour, however long it's going to last, but you got to put the time in. You got to put the work in. You got to put the effort in to be good at it and slowly build it.
50:52Shannon Sharpe:But it can be done. From the Discord. Oh, look at this, man. Look at this. Joe.
51:05Chad Johnson:You got them loud ass colors on. Hell yeah. Adam's gonna see us a mile of damn weight. Hey, hey, hey, and you know he gonna have that Issy Miyake on. He gonna have that Issy Miyake on. They gonna smell it as soon as we jump out there. Yeah. He come down there with Kurt Colon on. Adam was like, hey. Yeah, he out here. Hey, I got on a soccer jersey? Yeah, bright ass color. Joe and I, we got on camouflage. This man out there with a soccer jersey and tennis shoes. What the hell? Man. And he got a pistol.
51:47That's funny.
51:48Chad Johnson:That's funny. Hey, boy. Hey, graphics team be doing their thing over there. Hey, look at it. Look at it. Look at it next one, Joe. Hey, check it out.
52:00Nah, you see it? Look at it.
52:02Chad Johnson:Them squawing down. You gotta peel the drone on the squirrel.
52:08Joe Johnson:Hey, you know I got a switch on that thing too now. Yeah, hey, I'm too close here. He gonna get hit if you gotta switch. Hey. I'm gonna hold it tight, I'm gonna hold it tight, Joe. Nah, I'm gonna be way down the road, cause that thing, he gonna hit that tree, that thing gonna ricochet. I ain't fooling with Ocho, man, Ocho. First of all, why you shoot the squirrel with a handgun? Nobody got no business.
52:29Shannon Sharpe:Joe and I got high power rifle. We probably got, Joe probably got a 30, 30 or 30 on six. I don't know, that don't look like no two 43. It don't look quite bigger. But he got, nah, I ain't fooling with Ocho, man. I'm finna go on down the road. Yo, go ahead.
52:40Chad Johnson:Hey, hey, but you see how Ocho holding that pistol? Boy, that's how you got to hold that Desert Eagle while you playing. Oh yeah. Two hands firmly on that thing, you hear me? You see the technique, Joe? Let me see.
52:54Joe Johnson:See the elbow?
52:54Chad Johnson:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you, I see you.
52:56Joe Johnson:Huh?
52:56Chad Johnson:I see.
52:58Joe Johnson:Yeah. You know, that ain't really my lifestyle, but I do a little something with that iron now.
53:05Chad Johnson:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:09Shannon Sharpe:Sexy Ed Boy, rank from worst to first. The Warriors, Bronx Tale, Blow. I don't know if I've seen the Warriors. I like Blow with Johnny Depp. That guy moving on that weight.
53:23Joe Johnson:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Wait, hold on. Is that not Penelope Cruz? No, Penelope Cruz is in Blow. That might've been his girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a good movie, boy. Blow is great.
53:37Shannon Sharpe:I ain't seen the Warriors, so I can't tell you about that. Who's in the Warriors? Anybody know what the Warriors are?
53:41Chad Johnson:I ain't seen that neither.
53:47Shannon Sharpe:Well, I'm going blow the best.
53:56Shannon Sharpe:Money Malk 87, Unc Ocho Aiso. What y 'all know about Olivia Magic Miles? She's a fool with the rock. Look at her, the point guard TCU led TCU to the Elite Eight today. Well, she transferred from Notre Dame, if I'm not mistaken. Hold on, that's a girl. Her and Hannah Hidalgo, yeah. That's the one with the fro.
54:17Chad Johnson:Yeah. That's the one with the fro. Yep. Yeah, she nice. She can play. Yeah. I like that. I watched a little bit. I think it was a day, right? They played today. Yeah. I seen Notre Dame too.
54:32Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. Well, you know, Notre Dame got UConn. They got the work cut out for them now. You got to go meet UConn. Man, get that out of here, Ash. What she got? She got the phone finger with number one TCU.
54:46Chad Johnson:Ash with the TCU?
54:48Shannon Sharpe:Yeah.
54:52All right, Ash. I see y 'all in there fighting, Ash. She bought it for the net. She bought it for the national championship game when they play Georgia. And she kept it. They got, they got, they got killed. What? They got killed. She, hey, and she stayed the whole game. And had me, had me out of the scrambling. Man, I need, I need two tickets to the game, man. I got her. She said to me, I was like, you still at the game? It was like, I think it was like 40, what was it? 45 to seven when you text me? Might have been 50 something. She's like, yeah, I'm still here. We're having a great time. A great time?
55:32You went to TCU. You did not go to Georgia. You are not having no great time. Denial to 1367. Bad boy Wick Mahorn punked Oakley a couple of times.
55:43Shannon Sharpe:I know Rick.
55:44Chad Johnson:I do too. I know Rick. You know he... The bad boy Pearson wasn't to be played with. Nah, nah. You know Rick... He was assistant coach for the Hawks. Yeah, but the big three team that I'm playing with in Detroit, the Detroit Amps. Yeah. Rick Mahorn is our head coach now. You know, last year was Iceman, George Gervin. He's still with us, but Iceman, man, he getting too old to be doing all this traveling and all that. Iceman, he chill. Hey, that's one of the coolest dudes, Iceman. Oh, Iceman. Oh, man. Hey, I'm down there in Detroit, man. I go down there in Detroit. I be hanging with some real Detroit players, man.
56:22Chad Johnson:You hear me? Joe, you playing this year? Yeah, that's the plan, Ocho. Yeah, I'm playing.
56:28Joe Johnson:OK, I'm coming to y 'all practice then.
56:31Chad Johnson:Oh, partner. Come on.
56:33Joe Johnson:Hey, I'm coming to check it out. I'm just making sure everything out the park.
56:37Chad Johnson:Yeah, OK.
56:40Shannon Sharpe:Never on Kamara, 1872, Charles Oakley equals Suge Knight. Nah, Suge had backup. Oakley don't really go with no backup.
56:50Chad Johnson:But you know the misconception is that Oak is just a real messed up dude. He ain't no messed up dude. He a good dude for real. He is. Just don't cross him. Yeah, you just don't cross him and play with his money. No. Outside of that, y 'all good.
57:06Shannon Sharpe:He is. I mean, look, you need anything. I mean, honestly, I can call Oak and say, oh, bro, I need 100. I need 150. I need 200 when you need it by. He that type of brother.
57:18Chad Johnson:Yeah.
57:18Shannon Sharpe:Hey man, I need a, hey bro, hey. You in Cleveland, you somewhere, hey Oak, man, I need a car to get around. Hey, he'll come pick you up, take you, get the car, do what you need to do, bring it back. He that type of dude, he a really cool dude. Like Joe say, don't play with it.
57:35Chad Johnson:Yeah, just don't play with it. Them old school guys, man, they don't play, and that's what I tell people, the old school guys don't play like that.
57:44Shannon Sharpe:EC 137, I met Oakley and his family when I was a kid in the mid-90s. He had a car wash laundromat in East Cleveland, Ohio. It was on Euclid by KFC. Got his autographed pick. Do I still remember it? Yep, he did. He might still have that car wash. I mean, that car wash.
58:01Chad Johnson:He from Ohio? Nah.
58:03Shannon Sharpe:Oh, he grew up in a – you know what? He might be from Ohio, and his grandparents was down in Alabama, Mississippi, and he went down every summer.
58:13Chad Johnson:Oh, okay.
58:13Shannon Sharpe:I think that's what he told me. Dr. Frank and Ella Bellamy, Ocho, let's play, pay back first to send that 5 ,900 wins. Oh, wait. He already said, Ocho got to get it in blood. Joe, go ahead and handle that, Joe. I'm putting 5 ,900 on Joe.
58:34Chad Johnson:I told you, hey, and I got you. I'm going to bring it back. I'm going to get the finance fee from him. I'm going to make his ass pay the finance fee.
58:41Joe Johnson:Hey, hey, hey, hey, Ocho going to be mad, boy. because you're going to come back with a black eye and you ain't going to know what happened.
58:48Chad Johnson:Hey, you seen what happened to one time Thurman tonight, did you? Hey. Yeah. Yeah.
58:55Joe Johnson:Hey, the thing, you not Fendora. That's the difference. Hey, you crazy. Hey, I'm going to have to step in and be like, all right, all right, that's enough. That's enough. Hey, I'm telling you, but I'm going to jump on you like White on Rice now.
59:08Shannon Sharpe:You ain't going to know what happened to you. Get up accurate. iso you better know than the role with ocho he's gonna ghost you as soon as he see that stacked up on the table setting you up for a beat down oh man are you good hey hey joe listen when
59:24Joe Johnson:it come to competing now we i'm telling we we could we could we could take mj and oakley money
59:31Chad Johnson:man you hear me i'm telling you i hear you i do realize it ain't no partners when you play in boo Ray or when you play it in between? Well, we gonna play some where it's teams, huh? Cause I'm gonna tell you right now, if I got a chance to boo you and boo Ray, Ocho, in the pot 10 grand, and I can win the pot, and you gotta put another 10 grand in there? All right, partner, boo. Boo. It's good.
59:58Joe Johnson:It's all good. I must still have another 80 ,000 with me. Remember, we taking 100 ,000 a piece. Yeah, yeah. I'm just letting you know. I'm just letting you know. I like Ocho, but you got to add it, but you don't really, I mean, think about it, Ocho. Man, okay. You get booed a couple of times, 100 ,000 gone. Hey, I know where the bank at. Okay.
1:00:23Chad Johnson:There's plenty more where that come from, huh?
1:00:25Shannon Sharpe:Sexy Ed Boy say, Chad and Ocho, be real. Top three worst fields in the NFL to play in.
1:00:32Joe Johnson:They done changed a lot of them now, Ocho. They all changed. It's either Bermuda grass or they got turf. It's synthetic, yeah.
1:00:39Chad Johnson:What's the best one, though? Would y 'all rather play on turf?
1:00:41Joe Johnson:Arizona. I don't know what they had back then. Arizona and Houston? Oh, my God. Oh, you like – they rolled that turf out. That's what it is? Yeah. Hey, Joe, boy, it felt like I was floating. Grass was perfect. Perfect.
1:00:57Shannon Sharpe:When I played, Philly had the worst. Cleveland was terrible. The old Astrodome was God-awful. Cincinnati oh lord have mercy did you play on that turf? No you didn't play no river front did you?
1:01:12Joe Johnson:I played in New Stadium okay I played on grass good hey the Steelers was the worst the worst one I was playing remember you had the grass that grass be this tall yeah it was real bad and
1:01:25Shannon Sharpe:Three Rivers wasn't no fun place to play either Harim Abdelajuan what's good nightcap I wanted to ask y 'all doing y 'all younger years. Have y 'all ever been in a woman's Splackville or when y 'all have a relationship with a woman and you found out she had a Splackville, Splackville-y? I guess she had somebody on the side or you had somebody. Yeah, bro, we all done been got.
1:01:54Chad Johnson:Splackville-y? Yeah. I remember that song. Yeah.
1:01:57Joe Johnson:That happened to the best of us, huh? Yeah.
1:02:01Chad Johnson:Yeah. You just chalk it up. You're like, oh. What you gonna do? I ain't finna go crazy. Right, cause they got a place for you. What? Cause they got a place for you now. You go crazy, they got a place for you. Yeah. It happened, bro.
1:02:17Joe Johnson:Next.
1:02:20Chad Johnson:You get to sitting there, you get in a sitting there six by six cell. You gonna have a lot of time thinking about that one.
1:02:27Joe Johnson:Why she with the next person?
1:02:29Chad Johnson:Hello. Yeah. Trampolina.
1:02:35See, that's what you be thinking about. Cause you know what gets you? You know what gets you, Joe? You think about all the things that she was doing to you.
1:02:42Chad Johnson:Hello. All over the balcony. Oh man, all in the kitchen. Yeah, yeah, all in the car, the gym, all in the grocery store, parking lot. Oh man. I mean, I don't know nothing about that, but I'm just saying, you know, those are some of the places that she probably did what she did. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know exactly what you talking about. Yeah! You started to replay that in your head. You all like, oh my goodness. Yeah. Yeah.
1:03:13You said that thing bad, please. And you know, and no ain't in the whole vocabulary. She ain't, not an in no vocabulary. Not Nancy, not no, not never. What? Nevermind. Yeah. You remember all the things that she did with you or was doing with you.
1:03:38Shannon Sharpe:And now here come old boy Pogo it.
1:03:41Chad Johnson:Now you hear me? Hey.
1:03:44Joe Johnson:All you gotta do is remember how you got him. How you get him is how you lose him.
1:03:48Chad Johnson:Mm. And you're like, dang man. Ooh, Lord have mercy.
1:03:56Chad Johnson:Hey, cause when you think about it, you like, damn, boy, I know I done some damage. Yeah, yeah! Yeah, so you can imagine what the next person doing, huh? Know what she like. That little thing she do, okay. I gotta tell y 'all a story, but I can't tell them what on there. I gotta tell them.
1:04:20By the time the dude called, dude, he didn't catch me there, but he had found out. Yeah. I gotta tell you, I can't tell you that one over there, but I gotta tell you that one over there. But boy, I ain't really know how to respond.
1:04:38Chad Johnson:Mm, mm, mm. Lord, have mercy. Yeah. Good day. And it was some good days. No, no, no. I would turn all those days back then it's fine, you know. That's all one. That's all one. That's because the experience, you know, you done been through a little bit. So, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good time they gon' O'Shea nothing. Yeah. Oh, good time they gon' O'Shea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good time they gon' O'Shea.
1:05:12Shannon Sharpe:Gold Vision 23, what's up, Nightcap? Wish my mom a happy 47th birthday. I took her to breakfast. She enjoyed herself. I'm blessed to have her. Cowboy should trade CD for miles. You remember CDs drops, love y 'all. Happy birthday, mom, Goat Vision. Thank you, man. Appreciate you.
1:05:29Chad Johnson:Happy birthday, happy birthday.
1:05:30Shannon Sharpe:That's awful nice of you to take your mom to breakfast. Better let a, you know, French toast, crispy edge pancakes, you know, bacon crispy. Man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Joe, you know when I come to Atlanta, I'm coming to Atlanta in a couple of weeks, Joe, we gonna grab breakfast or something.
1:05:46Chad Johnson:All right, man. Hey, where y 'all wanna go? Who was that talking? What was that? It sounded like, hey, I thought I came from the heavens. Yeah, I thought I heard something. I thought I was tripping. Y 'all talking about breakfast.
1:05:58Joe Johnson:Y 'all wanna go to Toast? Nah, Ocho, nah, Ocho, no.
1:06:02Shannon Sharpe:We must ride a reserve of table for three and you could be showing me two people and we miss our table. There you go. You know, a lot of times they don't wanna see you, Joe, unless the entire party there. There you go.
1:06:11Joe Johnson:Nah, nah, nah. Hey, nah, nah, my face clean in Atlanta. We go to Toast. Nah, it ain't. You got a bad rep around here, partner. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Not with them eateries, them establishments.
1:06:23Chad Johnson:Nah, man, I got, hey, hey, hey, when I went to the game that day at Phillips Arena, you know, all the people, it's a lot of people still worked there from when I played. They were like, you got a plus one with you today, don't you? I said, nah, it's just me tonight. It's just me. It's just me. How would they know you got a plus one? Yeah, they watched the show. What you mean? Oh, they watched the show? They down and watched the show every time I'm going there, they're talking about you.
1:06:45Joe Johnson:Nah, yeah, yeah, they watched the show. Hey, yeah, I'm sure they saw the news too, but the TSA line, so.
1:06:51Chad Johnson:Yeah, they wasn't trying to hear all that, old Joe. They ain't what Joe wasn't. Yeah, they ain't trying to hear that. I appreciate it. And besides, you ain't got no TSA line. Like you say, you say your face good in Atlanta.
1:07:01Shannon Sharpe:They should walk you through the front.
1:07:02Joe Johnson:Yeah. I'm talking about when it come to Eden at establishments. You know, my reputation. Oh, my bad. You know, it suits itself. It carries.
1:07:10Chad Johnson:OK.
1:07:11Joe Johnson:I take care of people when I go eat, Joe. You know how I don't play. I don't play about that. OK. Joe, you ever eaten that thumbs up? Why would you get my thumbs up, huh?
1:07:20Chad Johnson:I don't know if I don't think -
1:07:22Joe Johnson:I'm gonna talk about what I - Oh, that's right, you from my business.
1:07:25Chad Johnson:I don't think I ever been there. What they got, what they serve?
1:07:28Joe Johnson:Good night, big old French toast. Yeah, good breakfast pancakes, huh? I ain't been there in a minute. Griss, eggs, sausage, bacon, yeah. I'm talking about like we grew up eating. Yeah. Ain't all that fancy to do without all this, you know.
1:07:44Shannon Sharpe:No, no, no, no. Just give me some grits, eggs, sausage, sausage patties, crispy bacon, stuff like that. If I'm gonna get a pancake, give me two pancakes, little crispy edges, I'm good. I ain't all that other stuff. Every once in a while, I might get some eggs, Benedict, something like that.
1:08:02Chad Johnson:Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm with that.
1:08:07Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, I'm gonna breakfast. More than that, breakfast. Well, you probably, but mainly if I go, if I take my daughter, I go to chops or something like that. Yeah. It's simple.
1:08:17Chad Johnson:Yeah.
1:08:17Shannon Sharpe:You like chops?
1:08:18Chad Johnson:Yeah, yeah, I like chops.
1:08:19Shannon Sharpe:Yeah. They take care of me over there.
1:08:22Chad Johnson:Yeah. Yeah, they got good people over there.
1:08:24Shannon Sharpe:Yeah, they absolutely do. That concludes this episode of Nightcap. Thank you guys for joining us again. Y 'all know who I am. I'm your favorite up. That is my partner and co-host. He made his own gold jacket. He's a bingo ring of fame, a former pro bowler and an all pro. That is Chad Ochocinco Johnson. And this is a seven-time NBA All-Star, University of Arkansas alum, Little Rock, Arkansas native, Big 3 MVP, ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap Podcast feed wherever you get your podcasts from.
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1:09:33Shannon Sharpe:Remember, we have two sizes now. the OG bottle, which is the 750. But now, we also have the Junior, the 375. Same great quality, the same taste, the same smoothness. No headache in the morning. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Sebastian Fedora did a number on Keith Thurman. He didn't look good tonight, Chad. And Joe Pfeiffer knocked out Israel Adesanya. Well, he knocked him down and then he did ground and pound. But Izzy didn't look good in his last five, four fights, so I don't know where he goes from here. But we'll see. We'll see. And Arizona heads back to the final four for the first time since 2001, and they'll be joined by the fighting Illini of Illinois thanks to a 71-59 victory.
1:10:28Shannon Sharpe:That concludes Nightcap. I'm up. He's Ocho. He's ISO. We're back tomorrow to see who joins Arizona and Illinois in the Final Four. Thank you guys for joining us. We're out. We're out.
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