Brandon Returns to Confront Do Boy! MONDAY SHOW OVER???

16 Sep 2026 · 2 h 44 min · 84 chapters

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In short

The episode is a chaotic return/guest appearance where the hosts argue about race and politics, then pivot into explicit personal/sexual stories and relationship advice. A major thread is Brandon recounting a past incident at No Jumper involving Doughboy grabbing his chest (and related humiliation/physical comedy like cake-throwing). Another thread is a debate about whether Brandon/Doughboy’s views are racist or “out of touch,” plus a long argument about illegal immigration, law enforcement, and community safety. They also discuss marriage/separation dynamics (including staying in the same house), jealousy, and “love-bombing” vs chasing.

Guest backgrounds

Brandon (proud Black man; harsh critic of the Black community; martial arts/self-defense background mentioned). Doughboy (Black comedian/No Jumper personality; described as defending racist acts/taboos; “out of touch with his blackness”). Adam (another recurring host; described as physically fit/weight-loss talk; discusses marriage experience). Moose (mentioned as a political voice; accused of being racist by Brandon). Kyle/Suspect appear as referenced coworkers/people in the earlier incident.

Key claims

Brandon argues that not enforcing laws around illegal immigration creates a “meat grinder” environment that harms his community. He claims Doughboy is emotionally “out of touch” and defends racism. Doughboy argues racism isn’t affecting outcomes as much as claimed and frames illegal immigration as a labor/economic issue. They claim sexual behavior can affect relationships, and that “chasing” a partner can push them away.

Notable examples

The “titty jiggling” incident and birthday cake fight; discussion of Chicago neighborhood danger (Oblock described as heavily secured/“ghost town”); advice to use grand gestures (movies/dates) and to avoid chasing; explicit talk about anal/ass-eating norms and “race play” in bed.

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Chapters

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Discussion on Personal Appearance

0:45 to 2:37

The hosts engage in a light-hearted conversation about each other's appearances.

“Some of the other employees be doing plug talk in that bathroom.”

Girlfriend Gossip

2:37 to 4:59

The hosts discuss relationships and the dating lives of their peers.

“except me so I can make fun of her I don't feel like she's like I really want to kiss this white guy in the mouth right now.”

Racial Dynamics and Racism

4:59 to 6:04

The conversation shifts to a serious discussion about racism and perceptions within communities.

“Even though black people vote for those politicians you're talking about, my people vote at a way higher rate than mine do.”

Crime and Community Safety

6:04 to 14:01

The hosts debate crime rates and community safety issues, touching on political implications.

“Because you're black you're 75 % black they expect you to be hyper emotional because all the black people they interact with are hyper emotional.”

Tension and Cake Throwing

14:01 to 16:58

Discussion about confrontations and an incident involving cake during a birthday celebration.

“You want them to crash out on the handle?”

Exploring Boundaries in Intimacy

16:59 to 20:37

A candid conversation about personal experiences with intimacy and boundaries.

“I was laying on my stomach, and she was just giving me a massage.”

The Complexity of Relationships

20:38 to 25:46

Insightful exchange on relationship dynamics and the impact of past experiences.

“The more you chase, the more you push him away.”

Navigating Marriage Challenges

25:47 to 27:50

A deep dive into the struggles and strategies within marriage and separation.

“Go to where they're like they ready to wash your drawers and shit.”

Navigating Relationship Conversations

28:00 to 29:15

Explore the dynamics of discussing feelings and relationships among partners.

“No, I mean, the vibes, honestly, like right now, the vibes are good.”

Understanding Relationship Boundaries

29:15 to 31:05

Delve into the complexities of boundaries and emotional responses in relationships.

“Everybody has like a way different idea about our relationship than what is real.”
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The Spiritual Aspect of Sex

31:05 to 32:50

Discuss the belief that sex transcends physicality and has a spiritual connection.

“if you do if you do fuck around make sure it's a black girl because then you could tap into You can tap into her interracism and shit.”

Sexual Experiences and Their Impact

32:50 to 35:38

Converse about various sexual experiences and their perceived emotional impacts.

“No, I think that when there's too many energies, it can start to be confusing.”

The Art of Lasting in Bed

35:38 to 36:58

Unpack the dynamics of sexual endurance and preferences in sexual relationships.

“I got titties, too, but there's a lot of muscle under there.”

Body Image and Sexuality

36:58 to 39:40

Examine body image issues and how they relate to sexual confidence and performance.

“Porn is like oh, two chads up over here now come over here and lay down.”

Political Views and Personal Beliefs

39:40 to 42:00

Analyze differing views on politics, immigration, and their social implications.

“like Jabba the Hutt on fucking Star Wars.”

Debate on Immigration and Law

42:00 to 43:30

A discussion around the implications of illegal immigration and the importance of following laws.

“If they liked it here, they would follow the law.”

Wages and Labor Market Dynamics

43:30 to 45:00

The hosts explore the relationship between illegal immigration and wage levels in the labor market.

“Like there's many times when the union has been like in serious peril.”

Minimum Wage and Employment

45:00 to 46:30

A conversation about the effects of minimum wage laws on job availability and compensation.

“You think illegals are working at McDonald's?”

Business and Economic Regulation

46:30 to 48:10

Discussion of how government regulations can influence business creation and job availability.

“But the thing is, when someone comes to the job and says, I want to make$10 an hour, they say, well, we pay everybody$7.25.”

Immigration Process and Rights

48:10 to 50:00

The hosts debate the complexities of immigration rights and the process of coming to America.

“I think that there needs to be some type of like immigration reform.”

The Economic Impact of Illegal Immigration

50:00 to 51:40

Exploration of the economic contributions and challenges posed by illegal immigrants in the U.S.

“however long it takes get your ass in line and just wait for your number to come up.”

Housing Market and Immigration

51:40 to 53:20

Analyzing the relationship between illegal immigration and rising housing costs across the country.

“How do they track that if we don't know where they are?”

Political Perspectives on Immigration

53:20 to 55:10

Hosts express varying political views regarding immigration and its effects on society.

“Housing prices is unafforded across the whole country.”

Voting Perspectives and Ignorance

56:01 to 57:25

The discussion revolves around different attitudes towards voting and political engagement, emphasizing the importance of education in decision-making.

“I just don't blindly be like, fuck Trump.”

Taxation and Wealth Distribution

57:26 to 59:20

The hosts debate the fairness of taxation and the responsibilities of wealthy individuals in contributing to society.

“But even if you vote the opposite way, it don't matter.”

Nick Cannon and Political Allegiances

59:21 to 1:00:38

The conversation shifts to Nick Cannon's political stance and the implications of his public persona on social issues.

“Even when I worked at the pharmacy, I had to pay taxes.”

Immigration and Cultural Identity

1:00:39 to 1:02:54

The hosts discuss perspectives on immigration, cultural identity, and the effects of illegal immigration on communities.

“If this is enough to sway you and bring you over to the conservative party.”

Local Vendor Conflicts and Community Dynamics

1:02:55 to 1:05:26

The dialogue focuses on the tensions between local vendors and business owners in communities, highlighting the complexities of urban economics.

“they got a Zionist as president of Mexico.”

Social Dynamics in Leimert Park

1:05:27 to 1:10:01

The discussion delves into the social dynamics and conflicts in Leimert Park, particularly regarding the interactions between different community groups.

“I mean, I'm real enough to, if I get around somebody that has knowledge about something that I don't have, I can kind of tone it down a little bit and listen and be able to learn.”

Conflict Among Vendors and Business Owners

1:10:01 to 1:10:44

Explore the tension between vendors and brick-and-mortar businesses in Leimert Park.

“If you really want to know, there's a lot of beef between the brick-and-mortar business owners and the vendors in Leimert Park.”

Perspectives on Homelessness in Leimert Park

1:10:45 to 1:11:19

Discussion on the challenges and dynamics of homelessness in the area.

“No, for sure, and the guy apologized They moved the run.”

Conversations About Fighting

1:11:20 to 1:11:51

Light-hearted banter about hypothetical fights and the nature of activism.

“If we start a race, I'll start racing you, and then you can pick up where he stops, and I'll outrun you too.”

Debating Violence and Activism

1:11:52 to 1:12:46

Analyzing the contradictions in promoting activism while discussing violence.

“I'm trying to encourage him to stay in his activist bag, not to be violent.”

Doughboy's Fight Commentary

1:12:47 to 1:13:23

Discussion surrounding Doughboy's recent fight commentary and the reactions from others.

“Big Worm don't play about his money, bro.”

Incident at the Boxing Event

1:13:24 to 1:14:36

A recount of an incident involving someone passing out at a boxing event.

“We're not pulling knives on each other or fighting each other in jujitsu battles.”

Health Concerns and Emergencies

1:14:37 to 1:16:19

Discussing health issues and a visit to the emergency room after an incident.

“Jinx is just not paying attention to his homie passing.”

Diet and Nutritional Insights

1:16:20 to 1:18:34

Exploring dietary habits, deficiencies, and the importance of nutrition.

“So now that you just smoked the bong with lunch.”

Conversations About Weight Loss Surgery

1:18:35 to 1:19:20

Discussion on the implications and experiences following weight loss surgery.

“millions of men, children, and elderly individuals also experience it.”

Discussing Relationships and Drama

1:19:21 to 1:20:20

A woman reaches out about Doughboy, stirring up potential drama.

“But I promise you, I can't out eat nobody at the table.”

Reactions to the Woman's Claims

1:20:21 to 1:22:37

Commentary on a woman's claims about Doughboy and the implications of those claims.

“if you showed him the girl I think I know who you're talking about because I'm going to show you a text that I got call her right now Call her right now.”

Reflections on Past Relationships

1:22:38 to 1:24:00

Discussion about past relationships and their implications on current dynamics.

“We were just off and on, like, you know what I'm saying, for some months, but we would never go out and go on dates and shit.”

Doughboy's Weight Loss Revelation

1:24:00 to 1:25:13

The hosts discuss the unexpected changes in Doughboy's confidence and physicality after losing weight.

“She's mad since it's like, I'm never gonna get that Doughboy dick again.”

Relationship Dynamics

1:25:13 to 1:26:42

They explore the complexities and sensitivities in relationships, especially between different backgrounds.

“You just fucking treat a bitch decent and she falls in love.”

The Nature of Dating

1:26:42 to 1:27:44

The conversation shifts to expectations and contradictions in dating, discussing the balance between casual encounters and deeper connections.

“So like she would come over like mad late.”

Unexpected Call Drama

1:27:44 to 1:28:50

Adam receives a surprising call from Doughboy's ex, leading to humorous and unexpected revelations.

“Before I knew who it was, I was sitting here like, who the fuck is this?”

Exploring Ex-Relationships

1:28:50 to 1:30:18

The hosts delve into the aftermath of past relationships and the humorous chaos that can ensue.

“But wait, so how long would you say that you were, like, seeing her?”

Discussing Age and Experiences

1:30:18 to 1:31:32

They discuss the implications of age in relationships while tying in comedic elements.

“That's where the credibility goes out the window.”

Job Offers and Lighthearted Banter

1:31:32 to 1:33:12

The conversation turns towards jokingly offering jobs to ex-girlfriends and humorous reflections on boundaries.

“So yeah, so I think she's, I want to say she's 51.”

Unexpected Nude Revelations

1:33:12 to 1:34:20

A lighthearted discussion about unsolicited nudes leads to comedic moments about dating.

“Dude, she knows what you do gonna ask you if you want a job.”

Popularity Poll and Audience Interaction

1:34:20 to 1:35:41

The hosts engage the audience with a fun popularity poll about Brandon and humorously discuss its implications.

“So you just seen the news and deleted them?”

Dating Advice and Relationships

1:38:01 to 1:39:59

The hosts discuss dating dynamics and personal relationships, particularly focusing on the character Jalise.

“should I pursue Jalees you should do it we need a date night with Jalees stream ASAP Listen.”

Brandon's Return and Audience Feedback

1:40:00 to 1:41:04

Brandon discusses his girlfriend and interacts with the audience, revealing their responses and opinions.

Racial Discussions and Controversial Topics

1:41:05 to 1:43:04

The conversation shifts to race and controversial remarks made by the hosts, leading to light-hearted banter and opinions.

“and starts to tell you how much of a fuck-up you are over and over like we do.”

Podcasting and Content Creation

1:43:05 to 1:45:10

The group discusses podcasting, their experiences, and the dynamics of their interactions on the show.

“Brandon just blamed Q50's death on Mexicans gotta be the dumbest take I've ever heard Long Beach breeds the most troglodyte racist in California Damn What does that even mean?”

Humor and Personal Lives

1:45:11 to 1:46:30

The conversation takes a humorous turn as the hosts joke about personal lives and fitness.

“Mostly Doughboy won, but Ricky had the first round.”

Viewer Interactions and Comments

1:46:31 to 1:49:44

The hosts read and react to viewer comments, discussing various opinions and interactions from their audience.

“Dragonite Adam22 has been a member for 16 months.”

Controversial Topics and Opinions

1:49:45 to 1:52:00

The hosts continue discussing controversial topics and opinions about various social issues and interactions among themselves.

“We're anti-talking about things that are.”

Schadenfreude and Relationships

1:52:00 to 1:52:51

Explore the concept of schadenfreude and Brandon's thoughts on Do Boy's situation.

Do Boy's Secrets and Success

1:52:51 to 1:54:42

Discussing Do Boy's career, success, and secrecy surrounding his finances.

“Probably because they want to see your mangina.”

Humor and Hustling

1:54:42 to 1:55:39

Humorous exchanges about hustling, past experiences, and financial struggles.

Yuri's Encounter with Police

1:55:39 to 1:56:20

The story of Yuri getting swatted while smoking in San Francisco.

“It literally smells like fresh wood because he was like, nobody's ever lived here before.”

Yuri's TikTok Job Experience

1:56:20 to 1:57:56

Yuri's experience with a candy packing job and the trolling he faced online.

“Yeah, he got swatted when he was like smoking on a mountain in San Francisco, the gay mountain in San Francisco.”

Legal Challenges and Personal Insights

1:57:56 to 1:58:49

Discussions of personal lawsuits, legal fees, and humorous takes on relationships.

“Like Jalisa's pops onto my TikTok sometimes.”

Friendship Dynamics and Secrets

1:58:49 to 2:00:16

The interplay of friendship, secrets shared, and consequences of humor.

“I'm suing you for all that dick that you got.”

Music Tastes and Changes

2:00:16 to 2:01:07

A dive into the evolution of musical preferences and thoughts on Coldplay.

“First thing, Brandon liked a song from Coldplay.”

Weight and Health Discussions

2:01:07 to 2:03:28

Conversations about weight gain, health issues, and dietary habits.

“They went super Christian and I think they fell off.”

Audience Reactions and Relationship Advice

2:03:28 to 2:06:00

Engaging with audience comments and reflections on relationship dynamics.

“Get Right said, I live in Chicago and I met a Sereno with the White Sox logo tatted.”

Brandon's Reflection on Relationships

2:06:00 to 2:07:05

Brandon discusses the emotional depth of his co-hosts and their relationship advice.

“The shit I'm telling you to do, I wouldn't do it because I ain't shit, but I want you to be better than me.”

The Unbanning Proposal

2:07:05 to 2:08:26

The hosts talk about unbanning everyone who criticized Tam and the community's reactions.

“I don't know what she's going to say when I get out of here.”

Fight Setup and Environment

2:08:26 to 2:10:39

Discussion about a proposed fight with Warchief and the challenges of the environment.

“But the reason you didn't fight him was because of the environment.”

Becoming a Firefighter

2:10:39 to 2:13:00

The hosts joke about becoming firefighters and the challenges within that profession.

“Mostly, but I mean, I think How come we never bring Big Sad up here?”

Brandon's Time on the Podcast

2:14:06 to 2:15:20

Brandon shares his thoughts on his time spent on the show and interactions with crew.

“You should move to a Mexican neighborhood.”

Discussion on Relationship Dynamics

2:15:20 to 2:20:00

The hosts delve into relationship dynamics, emotional control, and possessiveness.

“Bro, why are you rushing home and then you're going to go home to your wife?”

Relationship Dynamics and Emotional Control

2:20:00 to 2:22:39

Explore the complexities of emotional control in relationships and gender dynamics.

“She was like, what the fuck is going on?”

Sexual Relations and Perceptions

2:22:40 to 2:27:19

Discuss the perceptions and realities of sexual encounters and expectations.

“she would have been like, nah, he got a little ass dick.”

Culinary Preferences and Cultural Differences

2:27:20 to 2:31:01

Engage in a lively debate about culinary preferences and cultural food practices.

“Hey, I'm giving her some publicity because the bitch can't get no views.”

Condiments and Food Traditions

2:31:02 to 2:34:03

Discuss various condiment choices and traditional food pairings in a humorous exchange.

“There's a taco spot out there called Jim Boys.”

Debating Miracle Whip and Sandwiches

2:34:03 to 2:35:28

A lively discussion about the merits and flaws of Miracle Whip and preferred sandwich toppings.

“It's either you got to chop up a pickle or you put the relish in there.”

Chick-fil-A Memories

2:35:29 to 2:36:05

Hosts share their experiences with Chick-fil-A and personal relationships involving food.

“But if you just, if you know how to do your shit, you don't need to put nothing in.”

Brandon's Content and Aspirations

2:36:06 to 2:36:59

Brandon discusses his content creation and encourages listeners to follow him on Instagram.

“You hit that pussy and touched her soul.”

Doughboy's Updates and Plans

2:37:00 to 2:38:09

Doughboy shares his future plans for content and highlights his music.

“I'm going to be streaming live tonight, so tune in after this.”

Discussion on Lil Durk's Impact

2:38:10 to 2:39:17

The hosts debate Lil Durk's influence and actions within the black community post-acquittal.

“There's nothing that Lil Durk offers to the black community but just death and destruction.”

Cycle of Violence in Drill Music

2:39:18 to 2:40:48

A discussion about the dangers and cycle of violence in drill music culture.

“The average drill rapper lives for 18 months after they like him.”

Critique on Emotional Responses and Violence

2:40:49 to 2:42:08

The hosts critique emotional responses to violence and the societal cycles involved.

“there's no intelligence like my nigga you sitting at a gas station in a Tesla my nigga.”
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0:00I like the same. My mama's half Mexican. Oh, no, boy, you won't look fat today because I'm gonna... That's a real black guy. Look at him. I'm actually red. I'm more red than mine. I'm darker than this nigga. He's Native American Cherokee. I'm really not. He's got the black guy thing with the weird patch of gray hair so you can like really see how black he is. It's like a palette cleanser. Why don't you have that, no boy? What the hell? I just got cut today. I just cut mine off. I didn't know. Even your facial hair is gay. He don't got this like Samuel L. Jackson and this. That's when you really know your blood is like the blood of slaves.

0:31You look like a train conductor. Listen. All aboard face ass. Caller Express. Listen. Listen. I bought a toothbrush. Why? That bathroom was smelling like coochie. You did plug talk today? No. Damn. I'm stinking. Some of the other employees be doing plug talk in that bathroom. These degenerates. He fucks people. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. I heard somebody has a girlfriend. Yeah, I got a girlfriend. Not you. You're going to keep a girlfriend. Can you just wait until we got on camera and start being a busybody? Someone has a girlfriend. No, I was talking about it out there, but Moose was like, save it for the camera.

1:09Are we on right now? I was like, I don't think Josh wants us talking about his personal business. Oh, he was bleeding out there. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I did not bleed Josh. See, now you see, you exaggerated. No, no, you were going to. He was like, did he ever. That's a lie. Did he ever plow through that girl's cheeks? No, I didn't say. That's all he was talking about. I didn't say anything. Wait, wait, wait. Listen, I didn't say anything like that, bro. Josh is my boy. I'm deeply uncomfortable with both Doughboy and Josh's sex lives, but it is what it is. You just kind of got to deal with it.

1:43What's up with my baby? Who's your baby? Tam? Uh, Brent. Tam looks like. Oh, I forgot about that. Tam looks like if black people were Asians. her eyes are really close together she's ugly she's ugly she looks like the help remember that movie she looks like that I'm not giving her ugly she's ugly as hell ugly as a wild even if she is ugly why do we just immediately need to jump to that when we talk about Brandon it's not like he's fat and I'm okay with that no but if I lead with that it's like what do you think of Brandon and I'm like oh he's fat see this is the problem I know and accept that I am fat Tam does not know she's in denial about being ugly she's not ugly dude she's constantly posting on Twitter and no one's watching it except me so I can make fun of her I don't feel like she's like I really want to kiss this white guy in the mouth right now.

2:48She was on a date tweeting during the date, bro. She didn't tell us about the$40 on the nightstand. She'd be sitting on the brothers. She likes Mexicans, first of all. Mexicans are white. Mexicans are white people. White people came from, where's Spain? Europe, right? They came and fucked the shit out of y 'all ancestors. And now y 'all here. They're native. Native what? Like Aztecs, Mayans. Native to selling oranges on the side of the freeway. Here we go. Coming in hot. I'm joking. I'm joking. It's fine. Hey, that's racist. I'm just glad because I've been catching the racist call-outs lately.

3:28Now we brought a real one in. Let's go. No, you really are a racist. How? And you're the worst kind of racist. You're a racist that doesn't realize you're racist. What did I do that's racist recently? It's too deep for this show. Oh, okay. Moose ain't no racist. I bounce for him. He's not a racist. Okay, let me explain. I love Doughboy. Can I have 30 seconds to explain? Yeah, please. You have more than 30. We got a lot of time. 30 minutes. This is why Moose is a racist and he doesn't understand he's a racist. Perfect. I will click that any day. Okay. So listen. So listen. Okay. Moose and his community right now are fighting to keep a bunch of illegal criminal aliens in the country who broke the law, right?

4:10Okay. So they not only advocate for that, they vote for politicians who will not enforce the law and allow these people to be here illegally. Right. Moose is America. Moose is America. Moose is playing for. Now, listen, bring them all in. The problem with that is those same politicians who don't enforce the law, they perpetuate an environment that is totally deadly for my group. because if you don't enforce the law, niggas is sliding, niggas is getting killed, nobody's going to jail, cashless, bail, nigga robbed, get out, go kill three niggas, get caught again, he gets right back out, right? So in your effort to defend the criminals within your community, you in a way perpetuate a meat grinder for my community.

4:53Oh, okay. So you are in fact a racist as long as you support those policies and those people. I just, I didn't want to really tell you that over. I mean, I just want the people to know. Even though black people vote for those politicians you're talking about, my people vote at a way higher rate than mine do. Black people are the most self-destructive group in America, but we do have a reason for that. And here's the thing. Black people are degenerate across the board. Mexicans have a sense of community, family, all these things. They have a lot of shit where they draw the line. You guys have sympathy for the illegal immigrant.

5:24You have sympathy for the Palestinian kid, right? But you don't have no sympathy for the mama whose son got killed, Q50 mama, due to a lack of law enforcement in the areas where black people are highly concentrated. Well, his mom's going to start sliding too. Well, his mom said it. She's an ignorant mom. She's going to have someone slide for her. The dinner is a cost. I heard she's sliding. But when you say that, they're going to come after you. Okay, but what we have here is an interesting dynamic because as you guys all heard out there, Brandon is both a proud black man and a black man who casts extremely harsh judgment upon the black community.

6:03aside him we have Doughboy who might be the most out of touch with his blackness black man that I've ever met who has never found a racist act that he wouldn't defend who has never found a racist taboo that he wasn't okay with white people breaking ladies and gentlemen I present to you Doughboy I don't know if that was 100 % true but I just haven't they criticize me because I haven't felt the steam of racism so I don't always know how to quantify because I haven't dealt with racism. He's like Lil Wayne. He's doing the Lil Wayne thing. Because you're black you're 75 % black they expect you to be hyper emotional because all the black people they interact with are hyper emotional.

6:58He's the most emotional dude you've ever in your life. No, no, no. Hyper emotional is I'm going to get on here and snitch on myself and get a fucking prison sentence because I get so excited like a bitch that I'm sitting at the grade table that I'm just going to start telling on myself and telling everything I did. Hyper emotional is Q50. They killed Jeff. I'm going to make an album called Get Back or Die Trying. You know what I'm saying? And then get caught with a bitch at BP at four o 'clock in the morning and get freaking blazed out on some emotion that's emotional shit like you was in love or something you was ready to go smack you you didn't have situational awareness and now his mom she doesn't have emotional intelligence so i see why he you see the mama the mama raised him the thing about q50 is that the money was running out because at first he's getting a bunch of money doing features his music's going crazy he signs a label deal etc then you fast forward like a year and a half and he's in a tesla no security he does have a gun on him okay cool but he's not like living the highlight he's not in la he's not in new york he's in chicago in the same neighborhoods where people want to kill him like that's crazy like why would he feel that comfortable to be in that area because he's broke well he's out on drugs but you know where you're at though they killing shit out there but adam but the thing is you got to know the geography of Chicago, Indiana, and all that.

8:21My family is in Chicago. If you broke and you want to be safe, go right across the border, you know, 30 minutes to Indiana. Go stay in Griffith. Go stay in Sherville. Go stay in Merrillville. Those places virtually have nothing going on, and you can be in any neighborhood in Chicago within 30 minutes. He would have been fine. These guys are just ignorant. These guys are just, they have no situational awareness. He's staying with his mom or something. His mom is hyper emotional. But that's like the cheapest thing you can do is like stay with your fucking family members. Not get a spot 30 minutes away.

8:54Yeah, when you're sliding through Oak Park, dope boy, you probably weren't like moving the smarts. I mean, I move wiser. I move intelligently. I still don't know where I'm at. But you're with the bloods, though. Oak blood. But Oak Park ain't got nothing on Fuller Park. Fuller Park, Inglewood, those places in Chicago. No, those places are like block by block. It's a different faction ready to slide on people. It ain't GDs and vice stores no more. That's where Dobley comes from. Yeah, Oak Park is a dangerous place. It's right in the middle. He didn't live there, by the way. His church was there.

9:34My church was there. I was there four or five times a week. Yeah, exactly. Go catch the train, the red line, and get off on 91st Street in Chicago, and you gonna see this stuff ain't nothing like that stuff. That stuff is no one's outside. Like, you can walk around. People walk to the store in the hood like, I'm gonna walk to the store. When you go to Chicago, even in the daytime to Oblock or whatever, you went there. Those streets are dead. Multiple times. No one's outside. What was the vibe? Did you see people walking around? In Oblock? Yeah. It's like a fucking Fort Knox to get in there. There's like hella armed security on the outside of it.

10:11It's like a a metal door that like rotates that you have to walk through. It's very hard to imagine any op ever getting into O-Block ever again. But in the surrounding area, go through that night, ghost town, go through there during the day, ghost town. People just don't want to get shot. It's bad. It's like, it's like the opposite in LA. The sun bring you out like, okay, there's danger, but the kids is outside over there. It's just like a ghost town. Do you feel any type of way about him being a blood and you being a Do you feel any type of way about you being a Mexican and me being black? No, no.

10:44Okay. I have no atmosphere towards my brother. That's good. You ain't sitting at the table from two Ignates. Okay. I'm just asking. I'm just making sure. Okay. As a man who has spent almost the entirety of his life involved in martial arts, self-defense. Okay. How did it feel to see Doughboy get his boob jiggled? My Kyle. It always comes back to this at some point. Look, man. For one, I didn't even see it. Oh, you didn't see it? We can maybe pull it up. What about the cake being thrown at him? Did you see that by any chance? Guys, I love it. No, I'm just asking. He has a sterling vision of me right now.

11:23Let's not ruin it. I just remember you from when you tried to be the host before and then when you was on Wild N' Out. Yeah, for sure. I'm looking at you like, what are you doing here? Getting caught dog shit every week. How do you push me hard, though? Adam's been pretty hard on him since he's been here What do you think that is Brandon Do you think Adam has an You know uneven expectation Of Doughboy or do you think Adam has an identity issue He don't know if you want to be the smartest dude at the table Or the most entertaining dude at the table Check it out Don't show it yet Kyle And that's your bag Stop touching me bro Come on bro Like, don't touch me.

12:06Come on, bro. Don't touch me. Come on, bro. Don't touch me. Let him do that. That was cool, though, boy. He kind of liked it. It was just weird, man. It was a 20. No, like, I just. First time you met him. That wasn't the first time. Second. Yeah, second time. Why didn't you go for the titties, bro? I didn't know him enough for him to be doing that. He called him Pinky, thick like Pinky, too. But why did he go for the titty? I could have seen him. He was just trying to. He was trying to humiliate him. He was trying to humiliate him. He was trying to humiliate me, trying to go for a moment.

12:35I didn't like it. He grabbed a titty. I could have saw if he grabbed a roll of fat or something, bro. Well, he grabbed my pet. He grabbed my pet. I call it my pet. The back of your neck, a hot dog. This man went straight for the nipples. If he did that to you, you'd have to get down with him. He wouldn't do that to me. But that's worse. That's worse enough to be like, I'm going to crash out right now. You touch my titty. I mean, if you stand up and walk towards me, I'm going to be like on guard. Like, what the fuck are you doing? I might just stand up. And that was my thing in the moment. Like, I just was just more just thrown off by it.

13:00And plus, like, it's just like, had I known him and that would have been a joke, then I probably would have been able to let it go. But it was just like, just not knowing your surroundings. I was pretty new here at No Jumper at the time. You know what I'm saying? I didn't feel the need to. Right. You had been there for like six months. I've been there for like six months now. That was like the 24 hour thing. That was like two months ago. That was Suspect's 24 hours. Yeah, Suspect's 24 hours. A month or two ago? Look at Suspect's hair line. Three months ago. Oh, don't do it. Two months ago, I was a rookie, man.

13:26He's dealing with enough, Brandon. Suspect's big brother. he's dealing with you now Brandon oh yeah yeah suspect laughing his ass off is part of this clip that makes it so much funny about him nature has taken its toll on him he's getting up there with age you know he's almost 30 almost 30 not everybody has good genes like that with the hairlines he's got to be 30 something right he's like 28 or something what the fuck but I mean I pride myself in not being able to to stay in control of a situation when things happen. Like, I'm not just going to blow off the handle. You stay composed. What do they want you to do?

14:04That's what I'm saying. You want them to crash out on the handle? Yeah, like, beat the thing up. He didn't even move, though. He called him a bunch of B-words and stuff. You didn't even, like, slap his hand. Like, that was the problem. You let him jiggle. No, I think you did the right thing. I feel like when you have Doughboy's body composition that maybe at some point you just kind of get removed from your own boob, your boob becomes almost like a public thing that people can just touch. Like, you didn't even feel that? That's the first and last time that's ever happened. That's never happened in my life.

14:31People don't just feel the need to just grab at my cleavage. This man is built like Tyson Fury. He is not built like Tyson. I wish Dope was built like Tyson Fury. That'd be fire. Have you seen Tyson Fury? Don't build dad like him. You know you're like banging a girl and then you just like go grab her boob because that's just like what you do when you're having sex. You just like hold a boob, feel the boob, squeeze the boob. That's like how Kyle felt in that moment. He's like, I'm doing a podcast with this guy. I'm just going to grab a boo. But why would you want to grab a man's chest? That was gay.

15:02Kyle would be on that type of timing. Bro, gay? Who is he? He got fired for being gay, I think. No, he was just a set tripper, bro. He was like a podcast set tripper. He came on, and he saw Doughboy as a weak link, and he wanted to make a name for himself. So he grabbed his titty, and he eventually threw his cake on the ground. He threw your cake on the ground? His birthday cake. And then in his face. Your whole birthday cake. And then I threw the cake in his face. I stood up for myself. I like Brandon understands how fucked up it is because I felt like I was alone. That was horrible. If bro throws a cake in your face, the answer to that is not to throw cake back in his face.

15:38No, I threw a cake in his face first. No, he just... You threw the cake in his face first. He lightly put it on his face and then he licked his ear and he whispered into his ear. It's content, bro. It's all good. It's just content, dog. But Kyle had went like this to his cake first. But you be bringing people just off the street, bro. I wasn't even there. He literally was off the street. Yeah. Come on, Adam. Ain't nobody going to be here without you approving it. And I just be trying to just go along with how everybody was. He wanted to have a birthday party. He didn't care. We did a 24-hour stream.

16:06It was all like I did a 20 V1. I found the love of my life. Everything was great. So you with the girl right now? She ate his butt? She licked his butt? She did lick my butt. Already. Spread his cheeks. Girls tend to try to do that. He tasted shit on his asshole. Not a clean spot. Oh, no. He always goes too far. This is why people got opinions by you. I don't have no hemorrhoids. What are their opinions about them? Girls be trying to sneaky lick your ass when they be like licking your nuts. Have you ever had a death? Would you let them? Yeah. It's not that bad. No, it's W. No, chicks be like, I never was like lick my ass, but chicks will be licking your nuts and they'll try to slide down.

16:42You ain't going to stop them. They'll try to test you. Nah, I don't. Because I'm too big to just be having my legs cocked back with some chick licking my ass. I didn't hold my legs up. He was laying on his stomach. You're a liar. I didn't hold my legs. I have boundaries that I won't cross. So you bent over? No, I was laying on my stomach. Because ain't nobody getting to that. It's kind of doggy position. I was laying on my stomach, and she was just giving me a massage. Did you arch your back? At one point, he did. Yeah, that nigga arched. No, but you guys are leaning over something. Guys, guys, you guys are all retarded.

17:17Adam, I'm ashamed of you. Arching is up. He bowed his back like a bitch to lift his toes up. I can imagine him doing it without fully being on his knees. You took nothing. I didn't took nothing. You took nothing. I didn't know what to do in the moment. You did know what to do. You took it and booted it. No, man. I was just trying to go along. It was your idea. You told her, hey, do you want to eat my big fat ass? I did not say that to her. She was rubbing my back. Licked my donuts. What's crazy is she kept going, and I was just like, whoa, whoa. I bet she tasted some shit. Do you find that the prettier the girls are, the more they want to lick your ass?

17:49Because that's what I'm noticing. It'd be the cutest girl. else would be like can i lick your ass like what there's a tiny minority of girls who just are freaky enough that they just want to eat your ass but then there's like sure but then there's there's a bigger one where it's like the girls who are like not that popular and they're like new in the industry and they just kind of know that eating ass is gonna like get them ahead in the industry but actually i did a scene with this girl the other day and her boyfriend is does porn he's a big strong black guy porn boyfriend slash manager don't tell me he called you no but like she told me after the scene she's like yeah sorry i didn't eat your ass but like my boyfriend told me that i should only eat ass if it's a paid shoot so like because plug talk is a content trade don't eat his ass but i guess if i if i paid her a thousand bucks so you didn't pay my baby so you didn't pay my baby badass brand no damn whoa content trade hey that's the more what's what's the proper protocol when you're getting your ass a as a man like you do are you you know No, but I want to just know if I let it happen again.

18:52Is his stomach down? Do you stand up? The thing people don't know is that, okay, you know when you're kissing, you don't just like smack your lips against hers. You push your lips out and you... Who the fuck kisses like that? You need to do that with your asshole. With your ass? Over and over while she's like... So you got to toot it up. You're pushing your asshole out. You need to push your asshole out like you're kissing her. Sickening. Oh, God. This is disgusting. A lot of people don't know that. Lena, please come back. I see why. She got tired. She keep this dude in control. Yeah, no, he's out of it.

19:30He's pooching his asshole out. She has not eaten my asshole for pleasure in so long. That means she didn't enjoy it. No, that's not true. She's done it a little bit on camera, but she's not doing that. You've never been married. You've never been married. as your wife gets madder and madder at you she's she'll still fuck you because she knows if she stops cutting extras off but she'll definitely limit the like extra shit okay you know what's even worse though lena i'm airing you out is that clip the sentence where is that so when she got pregnant a lot of people get weird taste things they like the taste of things that they never really liked before they are sickened by the taste of other things she got that and then it didn't go away because some stuff like spit you're doing porn girls you're giving head together to spit all over the dick you're just doing she used to like not care and then after she had the baby it fucked her up so much to the point where she just couldn't do like gross tasting things anymore and uh yeah she also started to like be pickier about my body odor she would like kind of complain tell me i smell like onions or whatever after a while so basically her nose turned black because we always think white people smell funny i mean maybe maybe like wet dog her armenian heart turned black yeah dude i don't know smash the like button people i wish you guys the best though legit like i don't like to see families breaking up even if they are porn I'm trying to save things.

21:04I'm trying to rescue them. Of course you are. How's it going now? Where are we at? Don't chase her. Don't pursue her, dude. You know that's the number one. No, listen to me. Don't chase her. Don't chase, bro. What should I do? The more you chase, the more you push him away. What should I do? Just be my own man? No, you should make yourself available, but do not chase. No, I couldn't disagree more. You got to go. Relationship. You got to fight for your ass. Have you ever been married? Yep. Yes, for 84 days. Okay. I've been married for 17 years. Okay. And my wife left me for a whole year. A whole year.

21:41And you didn't go get her? Look, I started with the trying to be like, oh, let's work it out. But then I realized, like, I was too mad at the situation to fake. Like, I really just was doing it for, like, her sake. You know what I'm saying? Okay. I was really doing it for my own ego. You know? I don't like to lose shit. But I thought she left. Oh, and so you wanted her back, but you were being transparent. The man in me was like, I got to get this baby back. You know what I'm saying? Because I don't like to lose nothing. I'm a Leo. I'm a Leo too. I like to keep all the women. They got to stay around.

22:13But the thing is, I realized by doing that, that was putting all the power in her hands. She's holding the cards. When I was just like, I'm not going to call. I'm not going to say shit. She left. She know how to leave. she know how to bring her ass back and that's when i start getting what i wanted but there's so that's when i started fucking again like i start when my wife loved me i i think it was like two i tried to do the bullshit for like a week and a half and then um when i stopped like two weeks after that i was fucking again she was coming over washing the dishes and shit again she just stayed gone for a year staying with her mom and uh then eventually i'm guessing you didn't have kids i had a kid at that time yeah that complicates things i had my daughter but where'd the kid go she was little okay so here's a good example of it though like friday night i could ask my wife to go on a date with me ask her even something to go to the movies go to dinner whatever or and that would be me demonstrating to her hey look i'm a nice person to hang out with i'm fun I'm normal.

23:24You might want to continue to be in a relationship with me. Or I could go to the club with some, or I could go to dinner with some other girl. Now we're talking. Go to the club, make out with bitches on stream. Fire. Do cocaine. Now we're talking. Drink tequila. And just while out the next morning, by the time I wake up she's watched 80 clips of me on her Twitter feed and my whole little world is on fire but it could be fun see this is the thing you don't understand the power that you have that's why if you do like a grandioso gesture that could get her back you gotta say look I know I could be out here I could have any woman I could do whatever I want you this is Pastor Do this is Pastor Do Don't run.

24:19Yeah, don't run. He's not broke like us, bro. No Franklin. They do grandiose shit all the time. They be taking trips to wherever. The whole thing is this. Give me a grandiose gesture. When you take her to the movies, what you're doing is you're going to love Bomb. You're going to love Bomb. Let's go to the movies. Let me act like I'm not who I am. Let me be more attentive. It doesn't sound genuine. It doesn't sound genuine. She's going to pick up on that. He's only doing this because he wants me to come back to the house. what you should have did what you should do is take a trip to armenia and just send her as a postcard and be like i wish you were here like go go answer tate on it go places no i'm look go places where it will take a while for her to get to you or do you get for you to get back there literally because once she realized she can't have you right when she wants you that's what's gonna make her really be like dang i miss my husband i miss having him at my disposal so i'm I'm going to go to Armenia just to be far away from her, even though I have no desire to go there.

25:23I can't even think of one thing to do there. I'm going to be bored out of my mind. No, you're not. No, you're not. You don't know me. You're going to see a million of your wives there and be like, hey, honey, there's a bunch of you here. So, like, you ain't shit. You got to play 3D chess. I think I should go to Glendale. The same thing. No, go to the motherland where the women are subservient. subservient. Don't go to where they like no shit and have rights. Go to where they're like they ready to wash your drawers and shit. But I think the thing is is that a lot of those Armenian women aren't going to have the LA upper crust of society upgrades that make our American Armenian women realistically probably look a lot better than a lot of the ones who are surviving on like 40 cents a day or whatever.

26:10No, you tripping. I don't know. The third world got thick. Listen, bro. there's thickness all over the world. I've been all over the world. There's thickness everywhere. And there's rich people everywhere. There's an upper crust in Armenia. I don't want to hang out with foreign women who are too poor to afford BBLs. I think there's plenty of BBLs in Armenia. You're an elite. You got to have a line. I'm not going to lie. What are you talking about? I want the poorest foreign woman I can get because she's going to be the most loyal. Yeah, you're a passport bro. She's going to be ready to... I'm not a passport bro.

26:38Until she gets Americanized and then she'll be like, I want half. He's a passport bro sympathizer. Nah. I like I'm cool with my boy Austin Holloman. Passport Bros are cool. Me, I don't. I started traveling before the Passport Bro wave hit. So like. OG. Yeah, I'm like too integrated into where I'd be at to be like just boning. But that's what you're kind of on, Adam. I feel like when it was first announced was like, I'm going to get a crack in. And I feel like you've got a few stern talkings to. And now you've been like, you know what? I'm going to be a better. You're the best better. Yeah. Who talked to you, bro?

27:11Josh? No, I think. probably at home yeah do you guys still stay together yeah that's the weird thing about it we're separated in the same house they're laughing at you

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27:26we're not having sex that don't mean anything kick her out we did hang out both days this weekend bro y 'all actually go on dates and stuff how was it instagram what's the vibes like yeah this feels like not the same or is it like you know we're working on things by but it's still cool no the vibes is i say i want to have sex and she say she don't feel like it damn that's i'm not even are you just jacking off crazy i i keep telling her i'm doing i'm doing semen retention and yes i'm jacking off crazy i'm doing joey badass and i'm saving my cum for what it's in a jar just just I'm just holding it in.

28:01He's retaining it. I'm banking it up. I'm stronger than cum. He's keeping it on the dresser. No, I mean, the vibes, honestly, like right now, the vibes are good. We hang out. We have a good time. Everything's positive. Whatever. There's not really a lot of, like, feelings coming out or, like, you know, tough combos, 35. Can't blame menopause. No, not yet. We'll get there. But then on the other side of that, before, like a month ago, a lot of the conversations were like heavy crying not not positive you were crying no but she was not one tear uh no i got a couple of them one crocodile it's okay it's okay you're in a safe space who cries when they talk to their wife bro when i talk to my wife i talk down to her what i'll let her get a whole thing out and be like say that again

29:02it's diabolical no you have to women want that they like when you do them like that nah man they like talking fight for your lady man i think you guys gonna get it in the same house the devil and the angel yeah you stay in it man because just this is the thing you don't want to do don't go out there and be like i'm gonna kick it one friday night but the guys you know the clips go out and then she'd be like oh really and then she go out kicking with a dude that's gonna fuck you up in a different type of way this is the thing play with your daughter I don't think Lena's like that. I don't know. But I don't know.

29:30They seem to play with your kids. Okay. I have to say this. Everybody has like a way different idea about our relationship than what is real. Everybody thinks that I'm going to hang out with a girl and she's going to be so mad at me that it's going to make our relationship like impossible to rescue. Or that she's going to hang out with a guy and I'm going to be so mad that our relationship is never going to be able to be normal again. and I told her actually told her I know girls that I could fuck and I'm not going to do it because I would rather spend time with you and work on our relationship and I just prefer spending time with you than spending time with like random girls and she kind of is just like listen like if you want to fuck a random girl like I honestly don't care I was going to ask you that I was going to say are you at that point I think it's hard for people to understand though That like that's just where our relationship is at Me fucking a random girl is not A five alarm fire the way it is in every other relationship But shouldn't that be a red flag But in a way yeah I kind of Resent that like she should care more Yeah cause she used to care to where it's like You guys could do the porn but if you were thirsting Outside of the relationship in regular life She's like whoa whoa let's slow down That happens a lot more than you think Inside of like marriages bro like once sometimes once your wife is just kind of like fed up she's just like i don't care what you do but also women gaslight she knows that that's going to make you more pissed off because it's like you don't care about me you don't care what i do my dick and then she's she's she's playing a very this is like james bond level shit yeah yeah you you got to be careful with this but if you do if you do fuck around make sure it's a black girl because then you could tap into You can tap into her interracism and shit.

31:22You told me anybody, so I went and I sued the other black girl. Make sure it's just like a high profile sexy red. Something like that. Like real trashy. That'll piss her off. What if I... Throw that dick on the roulette with me. Is it inappropriate for me to ask a black woman to call me the N-word in bed? No. No. Go for it. You can call her the N-word in bed. It's called race play. And you should be able to say it as well. Yeah. Look. What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Look at that. They love it. They love each other. Amazing. Listen, man. I'm not going to lie. I used to have a white girlfriend.

32:02I used to be like, yeah, I used to be doing some racist stuff. It's whispering about it. I do have a theory, though, because I've learned this as of recent. I did want to share this with you. I didn't know how you would take it, but I did want to share it with you. I have found out recently that sex, when you have it, it's more than just a physical thing. It's like a spiritual energy of a transfer. And I feel like, no, no, I've really heard that. He has a salmon shirt on. No, let me tell you what. Let me tell you what. He has gay, but also like, how the fuck are you 47 and you just realized that there's like an emotional element to sex?

32:33No, but it's like a spiritual thing. It's like, humans aren't just animals. Yeah, it's like, you know, like if you fuck a chick that's like dealing with depression, like you might like three days later be like, oh, why the fuck am I sad? because you're breaking on. I don't believe that. No, you're supposed to transfer energy. Are you letting this chick bag you? No, of course not. Because you're the one sending out the energy. She's inserting the energy into him. No, I think that when there's too many energies, it can start to be confusing. Like if I drink a soda and fuck my wife and none of it, then she burps later on.

33:00But they're tongue-punching his asshole, so they're sending the energy back through the back door. I spent most of my life exclusively having sex with depressed women, and I never felt like I was going to inherit their depression. I had sex with a schizophrenic woman. I'm not schizophrenic. Have you ever smashed a schizophrenic? You had sex with a schizophrenic? Not like at the time, but she became schizophrenic early shortly after. No, I don't think so. I've just been learning about transfers of energy. So I was just saying sometimes you got to just watch for that because then you might be bringing on different energies.

33:27She might be bringing on different energies. But what is she putting in you to transfer the energy? Do you think it's her strap arm? Are you saying it's the porn game that's maybe transferring the energy into that relationship? Yeah, because when you're dealing with different individuals, you're taking on their energy. Christian Doe. I can fuck an orphan who is off methamphetamines and she has a slap. That's 18 year older. Okay. The orphan part. She's from an orphan. Good catch, Moosey. I was trying to let him save my orphan. You caught the table. That's the table that Kyle taught. I wouldn't think that orphan would necessitate.

33:58No, orphans are children, motherfucker. I was letting them dig. I'm going to pull you off. But we let shit up later. Wait a minute. Did this guy say he would fuck an orphan? you just try it he employs me I need this job good guess anyway I'm saying she could have the worst juju in the world I don't care it's not gonna affect me I'm telling you man I banged smokers I banged weird goth I banged a girl who like I wish I like remember her name sorry like look her up or whatever but I banged a girl told me that she was like banging Marilyn Manson and he would like do mad coke in front of her and she wouldn't he wouldn't let her do any of the coke and he would make her wear a baby doll dress and like just like the weirdest like shit.

34:49How is that weird? Like there's more to it like it was just like the creepiest sound of shit ever and I was like damn that's crazy and then I fucked her and I never talked to her. Did you ask her if you really could suck his own dick? Yeah if he removed his ribs I thought that was gonna be the next one. That should have been the number one. He removed his ribs. That's a hundred questions. this motherfucker's gonna go hey bitch fuck all that get this up top could this nigga suck the coke and the baby's all dressed i don't care about that yeah we got this girl's like the most traumatized depressed girl you ever met in your life i inherited none of it i had a good time and then i made her leave a man is not supposed to feel emotional attachment due to sex like that's kind of our seek our superpower we can fuck and not feel anything if you're a man and you're fucking and you're feeling something you're getting fucked at that point like Doughboy feels things.

35:33I be feeling things. I ain't gonna lie. I feel things. You got high estrogen, nigga. He needs to lose weight. He does. He's got titties. I need to get my testosterone on the test. I got titties, too, but there's a lot of muscle under there. Bro, you need testosterone bad. He did say he need to get his titties. He needs to lift something heavy, bro. But not because he's feminine. Because he's sleepy. Yeah, I be sleepy at times. He's fucked up on antidepressants right now. Doughboy, just lift heavy shit. Like, go to the gym. I can see it in his eyes. He's like, eh, yeah. Just go to the gym, man.

36:02It's that Red Bull and the fucking gummy worms. By the way, how are you trying to lose weight when you come in with a sack of gummy worms and you didn't even get the sugar-free Red Bull? That's how you raise your teeth. No, boy. Because the sugar is what gives you the wings. No, listen, bro. You could get a better sugar, 90 calories per serving, and there's a serving of seven pieces, and there's like... I'm not about to take nutritional advice. You didn't rip off the amount of servings in this bitch. Why would you take nutritional advice from me? He's an expert athlete. Look at his body. I'm not fat, but...

36:28Y 'all are both fat, but his body composition is like peak male performance. He has like literally 10 times the muscle. You would take his body over mine? Of course. What the fuck, Adam? You're droopy. I just fucked for two hours before I got here. Two hours? Yeah. That's some trash. What you mean? Two hours. That means the pussy is trash. That means you're making the bitch not multiple times. Nah. That means you got too much time on it. Who's fucking for two hours? You fucking for two hours? That'd be good. When you like it, you fuck long. Adam, are you fucking for two hours? I might take a nap.

36:56Wake up. When the sex is good, do it not make you want to fuck longer. two hours is insane if you're in a long term relationship two hours is like what you never fucking you hit the zone where you could just go forever I love that but how many times are you busting in that two hours I might bust once or twice but I just like I get off off of her getting off though I get off off of making how do you last that long what's the trick I don't know I think it's just you know when you fuck think about dudes I have had conversations with tons of porn stars about this, about like what is the normal amount that they want a guy to fuck them and usually I get like 15 to 20 minutes.

37:35Exactly, that's the sweet spot. They do porn. Porn is like oh, two chads up over here now come over here and lay down. I'm talking about them in their private life. Somehow we end up having that conversation a lot like how long do you want a guy to fuck you? And she's like, you know, maybe like 15 minutes. If you gotta fuck for two hours, you're not doing something. She's got a real freak. Most girls, if they're going to get off, are going to get off within like 15 minutes. Have you ever saw the movie Harlem Nights? Yeah, of course not. You've never seen Harlem Nights? No. You've never seen a movie from the 50s?

38:05Listen, Adam has a very surface level interaction with black culture. He don't know none of the real shit. But you remember when Richard Pryor was like, the lady was like, how about we make love all night? he was like how about we fuck real hard for 30 minutes and then pass out i think that's more realistic yeah no women want that sometimes they want you to give them a little marathon stroke i ain't got that and i like to do it to just keep in like he's got a marathon like good like you know my my my cardio him and his girl been like fucking like rabbits lately though so ever since they linked bro you never hit the plank in the pussy just so you can work the core a little bit.

38:44I be doing that. No, I've seen that before. For sure. Yeah. This nigga, bro. Bro, you can low-key turn sex into a workout. You hit the plank and try to go for like 25 pumps from the plank. And then you try to beat that, go 30. Like, your core going to be burning. You're doing exercises. I'm trying. I got that solid 15 in me. And if I didn't get the job done, well, we'll live to fight another day. Dude, does she have to lift the stomach to get the back? I put the belly on the back. He lifts it. I put bellies on back. That's what I do. Oh, so you only hit the back? No, not just that, but that's my - You lay on the bitch.

39:15If you lay on the bitch - That's my - I used to be a lot bigger. Missionary, your dick ain't getting to the pussy. No, I'm getting there. How you got 30 inches of stomach? He needs to get his dick back. I got it back. I used to be 500 pounds. I'm 300 now. Was you fucking when you was 500 pounds? Yeah, I was just only - I can only do doggy style, belly on the back. So now you just own it. Now I can get on top. Before, that was a - When you go on top, do you pre-lift the belly and then go in, then set it down? You just get to rolling in there. You have a little chain with a fucking dick around her neck like Jabba the Hutt on fucking Star Wars.

39:43It's like he takes his kangaroo pouch and he plunks his kangaroo pouch on the small of her back. Bitches say they like that. They say the stomach rub against the clit and make them bust. No, that's true. Low key. No, it's not the clit though because I'm talking about him hitting from behind and having to rest his belly sack on her. No, when I hit from the back, the girls say she liked the way my nuts slap against her fucking. You ain't never put your belly on a bitch's back? My belly don't do that. He's got like a solid belly. It's different than yours. I used to be walking around with my shirt off in here like sometimes until Adam started being gay all the time.

40:17Yeah, well, you would be like sweating your ass off out here too. That's when we did that damn video shoot. That shit was real. How come you are so sweaty? Is this you working out all day, fucking all day? Lately, I've just been drinking a ton of damn water because I've been trying to stay hydrated. It'd be hot as hell outside too. Bro, Burbank is hot. Bro, it's hot out here. Can you interrogate Doughboy about his political beliefs so we can figure out what side of the spectrum he's on. He's never voted in his life. You see that shirt? He's a Republican. He has an amorphous. I've never voted. Yeah, but you make your own money.

40:46You don't work for anyone. You're definitely a conservative. You want to keep more of your money in your pocket. Absolutely. You're not a hypocrite like Adam. I want to keep that money. You're an idiot like this. I want to keep that money. I'm a libtor. So what does that make me, a Republican or a Democrat? You're a conservative. You're definitely a conservative. He doesn't believe racism exists either. I don't think racism exists to the point where it's affecting anybody. Okay. racism ain't stopping niggas from doing the thing they want to do black people are literally raiding downtown areas of major cities and the police will not arrest them that ain't a racist society what do you dislike more illegal immigrants or like a black gang member that's causing havoc i would say like mexican people in general no i'm fucking a gang member and an illegal um you have to arrest one or deport one you can only choose one can i deport both of them no Okay, I would say the illegal immigrant, I would say that I would like, I dislike the gang member more than the illegal immigrant.

41:45Because it affects your community, right? The illegal immigrant affects my community too. But more negatively, would you say the gang member affects your community? I think job shit is pretty more important. Okay. But gang members who are just actively doing dumb shit, you got to get them off the street. They're hurting people. illegal immigrants they're hurting people too with food poisoning but beyond that i don't know they just need to go back to the place they love mexico but they love it here too yes yeah but they don't run around with american flags they run around with mexican flags but don't you have an african flag somewhere no i don't okay but you go there and you show them love i go to africa because i have businesses over there but legally legal business it's not illegal but you and i don't overstate my business you like it though right you you love i enjoy it i like it's peaceful And that's what Mexicans would say here.

42:31No. They say we enjoy it. If they liked it here, they would follow the law. What if it takes too long to follow the law? 10 years. That's how long it takes. You have to follow the law. There's plenty of Mexican people who followed the law, stood in line. For sure. You know, what about them? So they get hopscotched because some person wants to just break the law. Well, that process is still going on just how it is. You just love criminals, bro. I don't love criminals. I just have sympathy for people just trying to provide a better world for the family. What you have is toxic empathy, and if they really want to provide a better life for their family, they will fix their own country.

43:04I don't believe in that. You don't believe in fixing your own country? I mean, what country is doing that that's in shambles? America. This country wasn't always great. I want to say America's in shambles. It was at one point. What time was America in shambles? Okay, so. Revolutionary War. Okay. Shit, Vietnam. Right now with this bullshit, everybody mad about Gaza. Even during those times. America's more divided. America was doing pretty well even during all of those times. No, it wasn't. You don't even, do you know history? Like there's many times when the union has been like in serious peril.

43:38Right. And we brought it back together. Why are you bringing up old shit? We're talking about how great we are right now. Well, I'm just saying. And we got a labor shortage. So it's like let all the legals and we still need labor. It only helps the economy. No, we don't have a labor shortage. Yeah, we do. No, we don't. There's a labor shortage. No, there is not. People say that all the time. What's a labor shortage? When people can't work. and they can't find work. When they can't find people to work. No, they can't find people to work. We don't have a labor shortage. What we have is a pay shortage.

44:04People want to get paid what they're worth, so they won't do jobs that aren't paying them a livable wage. But the problem is bringing in illegals suppresses the wages. So if you got rid of the illegals, they would have to pay you more to work at McDonald's. They would have to pay you more to work at the tire shop. Even when they were bringing the work visa people over for years and years, they were paying them those same type of wages. No, because they weren't paying them minimum wage. No, they're holding them hot. No, the people come over on the HB1 visas. They're getting robbed. Those guys. They're getting robbed.

44:32I'm talking about like the farm workers. Illegal immigration suppresses wages. So the same people who want$20 minimum wage don't realize you'll never get it as long as there's a person coming from Mexico who worked for$12. I don't think that's true. That is the truth. Moose, you know that's true. That does resonate. Moose. The jobs that they were working are not the ones that are paying$20 at any point or even the higher end of the minimum wage. There are certain areas where you can work at McDonald's and make$20 an hour. Exactly. California. So listen, if I want to get paid$25. You think illegals are working at McDonald's?

45:05Yes, they are. They're not. Well, they are. They are. Yes, they are. I'm trying to tell you, bro. It's illegal. These people literally have fake identities, bro. They're working at McDonald's. McDonald's they don't. The majority of them don't. The majority of them aren't, but they do. Do you think illegals are CNAs? They are. They have fake documents. The thing I'm telling you is if someone comes into your country who's willing to do a job for$10 and you're demanding$25, the employer is going to hire the person who will take$10. But you think if the legals didn't exist, they would just adapt to the$25?

45:39They have no choice because Americans have a standard that they will not go below. But if they can afford that$25 no matter what, with the way it's all set up, the business is set up, how would they stay in business? if they're paying all those Americans$25. Easy. Do you know the bottom line for these companies is huge? They're making record profits. They're paying CEOs$20 million bonuses. So they clearly have the money. But if there's minimum wages laws set in place, then how can you choose to pay somebody less even if they will take that? That's why we should abolish minimum wage. Minimum wage should be gone because people should pay what they want to pay and people should accept what they accept.

46:21That would make it even worse. No, it won't. No, because when you go to$5, is it even more people would be here that would take less? No, you think that. But the thing is, when someone comes to the job and says, I want to make$10 an hour, they say, well, we pay everybody$7.25. You feel pressure to just accept the$7.25. But if I walked in and said I want$13, and he walked in and said he wants$17, and he walked in and said he wants$12, they would basically have to say either we're going to say no and risk losing this person and waiting to find someone else or we're going to say yes and just pay them what they want.

46:56You know when you're at work they tell you do not discuss your pay with other people. Why? Because once someone finds out someone's getting this much everybody wants to get paid more that's why there shouldn't be a minimum wage. Let me go in that bitch and say $29 an hour. Now everybody can come in like hey I'm getting$29 an hour. But we know in a capitalist society they're going to try to pay the lowest amount no matter what no that's not like they're gonna meet you in the middle that's not true it's not like the average town in america doesn't necessarily have like a robust network of different businesses that are competing on what they're paying people like in a lot of cases there might really only be like one big amazon center that's employing like half the town or whatever there's nothing wrong with that if the democrats stop running amazon out of the cities that's more jobs you can't just name like a random thing that the new york have done and use that to make it seem like it's Brooklyn New York Brooklyn New York I know but like to say that like because that happened in Brooklyn therefore that negates what I said it does because there should be a free market Brooklyn is a great example of a place where there is a robust market of jobs there not anymore not not since that lady took over she she got rid of all the businesses because the thing is one if you deregulate in Brooklyn what if you deregulate more people start businesses which creates more jobs you know how many people want to start a business but they just don't have the money to go through all the red tape of starting it like that's killing jobs you know let me start a business a business license 80 bucks make sure y 'all wash your hands you hire who you want you know what else is a lot of red tape what migrate to this country legally you know it takes a long time yeah but you don't see you have this belief that people who are outside of america have this like inherent right to be in i don't think that Yes, you do.

48:42I think that there needs to be some type of like immigration reform. So it's easier to vet people. There doesn't need to be any of that. There does. No, there doesn't. Because George W. Bush almost. Why do we need to reform our immigration process? Why don't they just why don't they just stay in their own country? You don't see America. They want to come here. It's a land of the free country of immigrants. Listen, no, we're not. Yeah, we are. No, we're not. If you if you look at the look, everyone alive right now did not in America was a citizen. most people, the vast majority didn't immigrate here.

49:14We were born here. But what I'm telling you is, if they give us the same rights in their country that they want in our country, open the border and let them come. But they won't do that. Yeah, because they're not the best country on earth. They're not the freest country on earth. Bro, it doesn't matter. If you could come to this motherfucking work, I want to be able to go over there and work and start a business and tap into your economy. Why do you want to work in a shitty country, like you say? A shitty country that's in shambles. You think, listen, there's still, there's still people in the land of opportunity.

49:41Mexico doesn't claim that. I have businesses in Africa, bro. I make African money. There's people with money there. So give me the same access in your country as you want in my country. Even exchange. Don't just come over here trying to pilfer. And now you can go back over there whenever you want to, just been a loop. No, go through the process. however long it takes get your ass in line and just wait for your number to come up. But most immigrants aren't just coming here collecting money and then going back and spending in Mexico. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. They might send a little back.

50:15But they're spending dollars here, you know. Do you believe in laws? Yeah. Okay, do you believe that illegal immigration is a crime? Yes. Okay, if you break the law, you're supposed to be punished, right? Yeah, in some type of way. Okay, the punishment for illegal immigration is deportation. I think that's a bit harsh. No. I think you should just send people away. The law is the law. But still, if you make a mistake, you can just get your punishment. What else would they do is just let them stay? I'm kind of against them rigorously going after so many illegals, but also if they do catch an illegal, what are they going to do?

50:50You think that it's over the lives of them to deport them? You can stay. What else are they going to do? Let them stay? Yes. At least prioritize the criminals. At least prioritize the criminals. Just like with anybody else. Sit down, get your punishment, but you can still stay. These people feel like... But they're not supposed to be there in the first place. But they are a net positive on society in America. You feel like illegal immigration is a victimless crime. No, I don't think it's victimless. I said it was a net positive. Why are they a net positive? They're taking up all the damn housing and the jobs.

51:17They don't take up all the housing. Yes, they do. The amount of tax revenue that they generate that they'll never be able to be a part of... How do you know what they're generating if they're illegal and they can't get a job that pays on the books? There's estimates out there. It's what? $18 billion? $18 billion. I don't want to hear your estimates. There's no way to track what they're doing. So there's no way to track like when Trump says there's 20 fucking million illegals that came in during Biden. How do they track that if we don't know where they are? That's an estimate. That's what I just said.

51:46No, but also remember, they did catch and release. So there was a record of the people being arrested and then released. And they have a record of the amount of people crossing through the southern border as well. Let me say this. under Biden's presidency, they were arresting a thousand people a day at that border. On some days. And then we let, no, no, no, no. Every day. Listen. That's just not true. No, no, you don't know what you're talking about. Biden literally signed, like did this program where you could only start deporting after so many people were apprehended, right? That's not true.

52:20That is true. What he signed into was, that was when the border would be shut down and locked down with the same amount of people crossed. No, no, no. That's what it was. That's when it would be shut down. Yeah. But think it was every day this many people coming in and then they will wait. The border didn't shut down every day. So the border did shut down every day. All right, man. But anyway, so the whole point is when these people come in, housing prices go up. The jobs are more scarce because just think housing is all about availability. Right. Supply and demand. If I got a gang of illegals downtown LA, that makes housing scarce.

52:58So supply is low. When supply is low, price goes up. And demand is high, price goes up. When supply is high and demand is low, price goes down. And why is housing prices up across the entire country? Because we got illegals in every single state. California has the highest housing. Yeah, I understand. But across the entire country. Because we got the most illegals. You just proved my point. No, it's the highest across the whole country that's ever been. Where? Where? Across the whole country. Housing prices is unafforded across the whole country. The whole country. Give me a place. Every state.

53:28Name a state. No. Colorado. It's the highest it's ever been. No, it's not as high as Cali. Obviously not. Cali's in New York's always been the highest. In the places where it's the highest, there is an abundance of illegal immigrants. Where it's the best place to live and that's why it's the highest. That's why you live here and you haven't moved away. I was born here. So was I. Let me ask you this, Ben. As a nigga that's never voted. You sure you weren't born in Mexico? As a nigga that's never voted. You sure you was born in Africa? Maybe. I was born here, man. As a nigga that's never voted, I don't know what your stance is on the presidency and all that, whatever.

53:57Am I wrong because I just don't blindly bash Trump and I just be like, man, fuck that nigga. Am I a bad person for that? You're not wrong, but that shows their racism because they expect you because you're darker than a brown paperback. Well, you're not really. You almost. Lighter, lighter. They expect you to be hyper-emotional. Because of what I've seen, and just based on it, and I get it, I have ignorance, I don't have a ton of knowledge in it, but I'd be like, I don't feel like he's in school. Trump ain't doing that. He's never met a strong man that he won't justify the behavior of. He'll dick ride me and whack and Trump.

54:31Anybody that he views as like, yeah, Nick Cannon, anyone he views as having like power. He loves powerful men. He'll just be very, he loves to be subservient to them. I don't know about subservient, but Trump ain't really. Look the way he's acting towards you. I think you're starting to look at him like daddy. Nah, we're just cool. You're going to be calling him zaddy by the end of the week. Because we black, we gotta be at each other's side. No, because he likes a strong father figure type. And he's 25 % Mexican, that's why I thought you wouldn't like him. No, I mean, he's fine, but the thing is no one can say one bad thing Trump did that actually affects him in a negative way.

55:07Everything He deported my dad. Everything that people criticize Trump about is like from this perspective of oppressor versus oppressed. You have to believe you're oppressed to have a problem with Trump. Yo fat ass ain't oppressed. Yo rich ass ain't oppressed. I mean, prices went up because of his tariffs. It ain't hurting you? Yes, it is. I gotta afford life. Grocery prices are higher. You ain't homeless. You still eating good. Nigga, your stomach is got bigger. I know, because I hustle hard. Okay, so you good. I get a lot of rich people that I know that tell me that they won't publicly support Trump.

55:42They be like, but behind the scenes, they be like, he's good for business. I be like, man, niggas be out here fronting. And I just don't want to be no fake nigga just stoning a nigga just because that's what everybody else. Adam just did 9 million views in a month under Trump. But you can't be, you could never be fake because you have no idea like what you believe. Right, so I got to get the knowledge, but I just don't just blindly, I just don't blindly be like, fuck Trump. That's just like the cool thing to do. They can't understand a black man who has common sense. You're literally like, I don't know enough about the situation to cast judgment or hatred towards bro.

56:14But I love that contained within this is the fact that Doughboy does not actually plan on learning anything about Donald Trump. It's more that he's just looking for you to justify his ignorance that he has absolutely no plan on changing. Ever since my daughter voted before me, I made a decision. Next time it's time to vote, I want to vote. So I do need to educate myself, learn myself, and not just for the presidential stuff, but also the local stuff that goes on in my community. So I do want to learn, but I'm just not the nigga to front act like I know it. I honestly think you should just not.

56:44No, no, no. Don't listen. You should campaign for Karen Bass. Honestly, it would probably be better if you just didn't. No, he's better. I have a voice in this world, Adams. Adam, most of these liberal people out here are ignorant. They don't even know anything. He is ignorant. No, but he's not making a decision that affects the rest of us because he's not voting. You watch the internet. These ignorant-ass liberal people, they're like, I support socialism. And then you start asking them questions, and they just don't know anything. I agree. I'm a capitalist. But so I would rather a doughboy who's like, I don't know about it.

57:16And I'm not going to make a decision based on what I don't know. Versus somebody who goes in the voting booth, goes blue all the way down and don't know shit about. Keep doing that. No, that doesn't make sense. No, that's worse than me. At least I can tell you, I don't know. But even if you vote the opposite way, it don't matter. We're in Cali, baby. We took over. The Mexicans are taking over. What about if you're the type of person who doesn't have all the time in the world to research every last measure and you're just kind of like, listen, when I watch TV, I like what the Democrats say and the Republicans, I don't really care for them.

57:50So I'm just going to vote for all the Democratic positions. Chances are that if you were to learn about all those different positions that you would probably agree with them all. If you generally feel like you agree with the majority of people, because that's the kind of decision making that the average person's making. The average person's not studying politics. Yeah, it's like Donald Trump's funny, I'm going to vote for Trump. Chances are, if you do research, you will become a conservative. Because if you like, for example, this guy, Bersera, these guys, these Democrats, they want to do a wealth tax.

58:23Adam, you don't want to pay no damn wealth tax. We need a tax, Adam. It wouldn't apply to me. Yes, it would. Yes, it would. Anyone making like over a million dollars. Five million dollars a year, I think. Five million dollars. Okay, well. That's a lot. But look, it takes away your incentive to grow your company. Because now you're saying, I don't want to make over$5 million. And then guess what? Less jobs get created, less innovation. We should want you to pay your fair share. No, bro, you can't determine his fair share. I don't like paying taxes, but also objectively, I do think that it makes sense that rich people should pay taxes.

58:58Rich people do pay taxes. Rich people pay the most taxes in America. Right. 79 % of taxes are paid by the top 1%. I don't know what percentage is reasonable. They're paying 79%. 79%, I've never heard of that. The rich are paying 79 % of all taxes. Most of us don't even pay taxes, bro. Like, if you get a tax return check, you didn't pay taxes. Then you got all your money back. I owe taxes the past couple of years. You ain't making that kind of money. Even when I worked at the pharmacy, I had to pay taxes. Taxes be taxing. Rich people do not pay 79 % of their income in taxes No I didn't You asked the wrong question see 79 % of their income in taxes No I said do rich people pay 79 % in taxes No That is what you said What percentage of all taxes Do rich people pay in America The 1 % pay The majority of taxes in America So you're not saying 79 % of what they make But 79 % of taxes If he was not unbearable enough Now he gets to be the parrot for this dickhead.

1:00:03That's a fire. He's learning. I'm involved. That's what we need. He's becoming a conservative in front of our eyes. You're getting the education. But he actually doesn't have the spine to be MAGA because he doesn't want to get the sad phone call. As soon as Nick Cannon calls you up and pushes against that, you have to go to MAGA. Nick Cannon is MAGA. Nick Cannon is MAGA. No, he took down the interview with Amber Rose. He took down the interview with Amber Rose because he got all that backlash. Just because he took down the interview don't mean his views changed. That just means he didn't like the backlash.

1:00:29Nick Cannon is MAGA. He been MAGA. I guess we'll find out. You should wear a MAGA hat on Wilder and Out next time you're on there. Whoa. Once I educate myself, then I'll throw the hat on. Okay, fuck with that. I'm going to get educated. I like that. Believe you me. There's no nation like Donation. There we go. Donation like Donation. This thing always want a handout. No, his name's Doughboy. Like Doughboy Nation. Come on. D-O-U-G-H. If this is enough to sway you and bring you over to the conservative party. You mean facts? All I'm saying is like, That's fire. He's kind of spot on. Have you not left the house that much throughout your life that this is so overwhelmingly convincing to you?

1:01:06When he speaks, he speaks with conviction, and I understand what he's saying. But you never met another guy who spoke with conviction? I don't know a lot of political niggas that really be knowing what they're talking about. A lot of niggas just speak garbage. That's fire. You're more ignorant than Krip Mac. Black Lives Matter. No, I'm not. Krip Mac is more politically inclined than Dope is. No, it's crazy. Black Lives Matter, right? The only people who gave Black Lives Matter were corporations. They gave him$90 million. They stole all the money and didn't do shit for black people. Rich people who everyone hates give the most money to poor people.

1:01:41Jeff Bezos gave$180 million to the black community, gave$180 million to the Hispanic community. What did Van Jones do with that money that he gave him to be the steward of? You don't know. The liberal gets the money. they're like a black hole. They'll say you need to pay your fair share. They'll take the money from the rich. You never see the money again. We don't know where it went. The economy has gotten worse under every conservative Republican president in the past 25 years at least. By the end of the week Brandon's going to be chewing up Doughboy's food for him. There you go. Look at that.

1:02:15It says overall average effect of immigration on the wages of native born workers is close to zero. Although specific subgroups How would you even track that if you don't they're not documented so how do you track that it's affecting them so so look i'm saying by we know this because of housing and all that you know i think there's way more illegal immigrants have to have a place to live yeah when they're here right not buying houses no even renting apartments the cost of living is up for rent buying houses all that and that is because there's a large number of illegals here taking up all of our housing i don't think that's the largest factor by far can i ask you a question yeah how is it that all the mexican people are like against Zionist and all that, but then they got a Zionist as president of Mexico.

1:02:58I don't know. I'm not into Mexico politics. Oh, you're not tapped into your own country. Okay. I'm not from Mexico, but shout out to my Mexican. But those illegal immigrants are. Yeah, once they get here, they're on our land. That doesn't mean anything. They're one of our people. No, just because you're on our land doesn't mean you're a citizen. Indians are on the land. You're rocking with us. Native Americans are on the land. If you're in Mexico, they're not citizens. You're over there. Once they get over here, they're one of us. So anybody who gets to America is American. We're going to take them in.

1:03:27Who's we? California. I'm here. Sanctuary state. California's just one state. This is a whole union. Yeah, I know, but we're the best. That's why you live here. No, I live here because I was born here. And is it the best? Is it fire? I mean, I like California. Aesthetically, yeah, I love California. The legals must not be that bad because there's a ton of them. No, they bad. There's a ton of them. They're still fire. That's why they're trying to get them out of here. It's still super fire to live here. Listen, legal Mexicans can still make Mexican food, bro. You ain't got to be illegal to make good food.

1:03:52Yeah, I feel like Mexican-American food is better than Mexican food. Yeah, it is. Of course. I've been to Mexico. I don't want to eat a bean taco. All right. It's not all for shit. Tacos in Mexico do be straight. No, it'd be straight beans. I don't want to put shit on the tacos. I think that's just your guys' black taste buds. I went to my friend's grandpa's farm, and that dude served us bean tacos with that little chase-o cheese. They were just poor, bro. They were bros. And they said, this is the way tacos used to be back in the day. They were like, we did not eat tacos. to me. He gave me a whole rundown.

1:04:23I don't think that's true, but that's fire. I've seen cows getting slaughtered in the streets. I get that now, but back in the day, they was keeping those cows. That was cattle. They were selling it. They were cooking up the barbacoa. Maybe on an occasion. Anyway, so what, you just look at the chat as soon as you run out of things to talk about? I was looking at this freaking statistic right here. Oh, natural. Native born wages. I already know what the chat said. We hate Brandon. This is what I thought interesting about this is that I thought that Brandon was going to come on here and tell DoBoy that he needs to get his act together and stop being so pathetic.

1:05:00That's what everyone thought. And then instead, it's like Brandon can't help but kind of be pro-Doughboy because he realizes that Doughboy is easy enough to manipulate, that he could basically get him to agree with everything that he says because inside of his head is just like an old creaky rocking chair. Like a tumbleweed rolling by. I would say he's taking him under his wing. He's taking him under his wing during this podcast. He's just a better thing for himself. I'm a free thinker. Doughboy like wedged his way up under his wing. Little chicken wing. Take him under. He's nibbling on his chicken wing.

1:05:33He's got some knowledge. I mean, I'm real enough to, if I get around somebody that has knowledge about something that I don't have, I can kind of tone it down a little bit and listen and be able to learn. So, you know what I'm saying? I can learn from my brother. He's a sponge. He has some good talking points. I don't agree with everything, but for the things that he's saying, I rock with it. So, I think that, you know, I might have created a new team. This is all projection because that's how you and Luce are acting. What? He's your little parrot. He says all the things you're not. You guys are in a fantasy world.

1:06:04He says all the things that you don't want to say because you don't want to be polarizing. Him? So you hired this guy to say it. You think I care about being polarized? Yes, I do. He's a fucking social justice warrior. I'm a fucking edgelord. SJW's in the building. Let's go. We did it. I am deeply offensive. I say terrible things on here. Man, that's why you use this guy. He's like your brain. You know, like on Ninja Turtles. That's what people used to say about Flocko. The big monster with the brain. They used to always say Adam hates black people secretly, and that's why he hired Flocko to shit on black people.

1:06:31Now you hire Moose to shit on black people. Now you hire Moose to shit on black people. You got Moose. What have I been shitting on black people about, man? Moose don't shit on black people. Shit. Rios and Spodey gonna be racist and shit. Nah, he's not racist. He's supposed to be low-key shitting on black people. I would never. Like covertly. I would never do something like that. Nah, I stand up for Moose on that. I don't ever see Moose shitting on this. I saw Moose on another podcast. I didn't even know that was you. I thought that was your brother. He was going in on black people. We could run at your fucking parking.

1:06:59if we want to, nigga. Stand up, nigga. I don't say the N-word, but what did you think about that situation, Brandon? I seen you had a couple different opinions. I like this take. I like the take. I was very intrigued by the take that you said. Because first I'm like, wow, he's kind of on Mexican side. And then I see one where he's like, yeah, but they got the Mexicans scared. Now they had to move their run. Like, fuck the Mexicans. I'm like, oh, never mind. He's not on our side. No, I didn't say that. Me, I'm able to see both perspectives. Yeah. As far as the Mexicans doing the run, like that's cool i feel like with black people my biggest thing with black people is like hypocrisy stop being so damn hypocritical because then no one takes you seriously you were just in la fighting to keep the mexicans from getting deported fighting with ice and shit being stupid now you want to call ice on them like are you do you want them here or not so i didn't like that but as far as like the running and stuff it's like can black people come to you guys in spaces and do that are they going to go to apollo park or caesar chavez we're about to bring a bunch of vendors i saw black i saw a belesian lady getting into it with some mexican dudes because she was in a spot and they came and were like this is our spot we're here every week so we got we can't pretend like the vendors don't be getting chippy no they definitely spots so that to me if you're going to come run in Leimert Park, that's the day when we all patronize Leimert Park vendors.

1:08:26We don't bring our own shit. And it was one vendor. It was one smoothie guy. Whichever one it is. They're smoothies right out of Hot and Cool. They were pulling up with like 20 guys. There's a cafe called Hot and Cool Cafe. They sell smoothies. Go buy smoothies. But if they would have let them run, they probably would have ran around and came back and patronized all of them. Probably ain't good enough. This is how I felt about it. I had like went visibly quiet when we were talking about it last week just because I didn't know a lot about it. And that upset you once you watch the back. Yeah, then once I watch it.

1:08:51It was a rocking chair with some Bumbleweed going by. Yeah, it was just... But this is how I really feel. You have a take on it, though, when I asked you. I do have a take. I feel like niggas be too entitled sometimes, man. Niggas always want somebody to run something past niggas. Never saw this. Like, it's the same way like the neighborhoods be. They be like, oh, you got to check in if you want to shoot a video here. Niggas, shut up. They ain't nobody checking in. They just want to run. Like, nigga, chill out. They might patronize the business when they're there. Chill out. It's not that serious.

1:09:19Niggas be doing too much, man. You know who he is? He's Jussie Lee Peterson. I'm telling you. We've got the noose around his neck. Niggas be wanting so much to just be consulted with. The problem with Leimert Park, for me, is not like so much what they were saying. It's the way they were saying it because of who was saying it. Those people who we're talking are like homeless people. Those billion and that fucking crazy girl and all. I know them. They're bums. Oh, shit. Why do bums feel they have the right to segregate or can't keep anything? Now, if it was some business owners from over there, it would be a different story.

1:09:58That did surprise me when they said they don't have business. That woman, at least, doesn't have a business or a vendor there. But this is what I'm saying. If you really want to know, there's a lot of beef between the brick-and-mortar business owners and the vendors in Leimert Park. because the brick and mortar business owners are like, how can I make money and do business if someone could come set up right in front of my store and sell the same exact thing I'm selling? For cheaper. For cheaper, because they don't got to pay insurance or nothing. So there's an internal conflict there already. So...

1:10:30Adding a third party makes it even worse. It's like a third party. So that's where you got the like, where black people came together because you got two groups that are already at odds. But now we got a common enemy. Who linked up to come against you. That's what happened. but yeah, LaMurte Park is just kind of like a cesspool, like in the sense that a lot of in a sense that no, but it's a lot of homeless people like trying to call shots over there, bro like, where I'm from, bums don't call shots, bro, like bums just do bum shit, but it's just like, I do understand where they were coming from, and I understand why they're saying it, you have to know like the nuances of the situation.

1:11:08No, for sure, and the guy apologized They moved the run. I went to the run. It went to Elysian Park. No, I can run with your family. You ready? I can run. I can run. Okay, now the line starts. I can walk real fast. If we start a race, I'll start racing you, and then you can pick up where he stops, and I'll outrun you too. So who's going to win out of a fight between you and Spody Face? He's calling you off for a fight. Offensive guard. Offensive guard against a nigga who look like he played basketball. I got a mean kick step. Dude, you know as a football player, you know you can't lose to this nigga Spody Face.

1:11:38No, I'm doing something called Zentember. So I'm a pacifist this month. You're a pacifist every month. He's been calling you out. He said he want to punch on your face. I know. No, for sure. But that doesn't sound very activist. You got this dude by a hundred pounds. It doesn't sound very activist. I'm trying to encourage him to stay in his activist bag, not to be violent. He don't even know what the fuck you want to be. He don't know if you want to be a gang member or a politician. I'm going to encourage him to do the best thing for his future. How do they not observe the optics of like having an argument and then declaring that you need to fight?

1:12:10Like, that's just so stupid. Nobody does that. Does what? We do that. We just talking about it. I mean, I don't want to say it. Niggas. You chose the fucking alliance. You're like the nigga off of King of New York. Frank White. Frank White. What's the dude Jimmy jumping? Jimmy, Jimmy jump. Right. Jimmy Jump, that was Lawrence Fishburne. You can't bring the niggas around and then be appalled at nigga shit. You chose this road. Spody's better than that. He was just so upset. How the fuck do you know what Spody is? He want to whoop your ass. Because I've seen him today. Do you think that by - He said, fuck you, Moose.

1:12:45Exactly, fuck you. And I said, it is what it is, man. Big Worm don't play about his money, bro. But he called me, you know what I'm saying? I didn't call them to argue with him. They called in the podcast I was on. And then I just had my ducks in a row a little bit better. This man got on national, semi-national TV. Semi-national. It was like, I want to whoop this nigga Moose's ass. They kept calling you Moose Knuckle. It was Kyle Stream. I wouldn't say it was semi-national news or anything. It was Kyle Stream. Shout out to Spody, man. Damn, Spody. I'm glad that he's commentating fights with Doughboy.

1:13:21Everything he says about Doughboy is you. You the one who just want to be friends with everybody. Yeah, Spody didn't mean that. Yeah. Nah, Spody meant that. I keep peace at no jumper. That's why we're so peaceful. We're not pulling knives on each other or fighting each other in jujitsu battles. You know what I'm saying? Let's just pod and we let the switches keep the peace, all right? Oh, shit. The switches do their time. Okay, Brandon Q50. Okay, Bloodhound Brandon. Hey, I was listening to these niggas' music on the way over here. It made me feel like killing something. Got you activated. What's the dude named Bloodhound Jeff?

1:13:53Should have saw it or some shit. Bro, he literally sounded like he was talking about his own cousin's death. Because he talked about like 50 rounds. He talked about like basically the shit he was saying was literally the shit that happened. It wasn't just in Q50. No, but it sounded like he was predicting, foreshadowing his own cousin's death. Because everything he said was what happened to his cousin. I think they just killed each other similarly. No, it's because the same shit is constantly happening in the cycle. But when he talked about like 50 rounds and then if you look at the thing, they said they think it's about 50 rounds.

1:14:22That is what they said. And he should have saw it coming, but he didn't. You want to watch a video of a dope boy passing out at a boxing event? Yeah. Watch your mouth open. This is funny. Are you mad that we posted this? Nah, it's not. I'm a little bored. It was Nathan. Look at this. So he's season up. He's twitching. He's choking on his spit. Jinx is just not paying attention to his homie passing. Oh, is he serious? Could have snapped your neck in half. Yeah, you can tell us not fake, by the way. It wasn't fake. We would never do that. People said it was fake because he kicked his feet off and it looked like he...

1:14:56You know his feet, he lost his balance, so it's keeping him up. And his upper half is a lot heavier. That chair can only do some months, God damn. Obvious question, are you okay? I'm okay. What is wrong? That's why I laughed once I found out you're okay. I was okay. No, it was just really, really hot in there. I mean, shout out to Nutty in there for throwing the event. It was a good event and everything, but it was really, really hot. I had been partying all week, so I had kind of been... And you had a shot. I had a shot of Hennessy and a beer, but I wasn't drunk. Not too much water. Hadn't been drinking no water 8 ball But the drink don't make your temperature go up Exactly so I was just in there and I was hot Before it happened I just kind of felt I was like I need to lay down or something I just kind of broke out in a cold sweat And I was like should I go lay down I was just like nah I'm just lean That's what I'm saying that's why I didn't do it There was a couch And so The last thing I remember was just like Hitting my vape And I was just like chilling And then I just kind of And then I woke up and niggas was picking me up off the ground.

1:15:53You got up quick. Yeah, but the thing that scared me. My bro, you're 47 years old. You're doing young people shit. Vape, taking shots, drinking a beer. Tequila. Hitting your vape gay. You supposed to be in that bitch with like a bucket of ice water. A fan. I wasn't doing none of that shit. But the thing that scared me was when I watched the video of it after. And it kind of just looked like I was gasping for air. Did I just watch him die? I thought you were dying off fentanyl. What the fuck is this dude doing? You must hear rock bottom. You smoking like a nigga now. What? you're lying. Lenno wouldn't let him do that.

1:16:23So now that you just smoked the bong with lunch. Now you got the blood. He never, and you know what? It's just crazy. Never lets me hit his blood. I'd be like, let me hit David's like, yeah, this is a person. I will let you hit my blood with them big ass. That's what I found out. Cause I bought, I bought an ounce of weed off Doughboy and it was some trash weed. And that's when I realized he is this way for a reason. That's fire. Cause he'd be smoking. That's what's affecting his brain. The weed was trash and they get you out? Trash. It was like Mexico, like, you know, brick weed. I thought that was that fire.

1:16:53It was brick weed. I thought that was lit. That's fire. But nah, man, when I see myself struggling for air, I actually went to the hospital yesterday. I was going to put it in the group chat. Thank God you did that. I just went to the emergency room. I showed the doctor the video shit. Oh, my God. The doctor was sitting there like. Damn. So they put me on the EKG. They checked my heart. They checked my head. They took urine. They took blood. It's bigger than a motherfucker, but I didn't have no damage. and then yeah they just checked everything they checked my urine blood but I did find out that I'm anemic I don't know if that had anything to do with me passing out I thought only women were anemic yeah low iron literally every girl is anemic because they have periods I've never heard of an anemic man what are you eating dude are you eating enough protein that's what I'm saying well I had weight loss surgery back in the day so I don't eat a ton of food yes so you gotta make sure you're eating right so I'm not getting a ton of I don't get a ton of calories when I eat because I don't know what this man been doing with his fingers Nah, I've just been chilling.

1:17:49I'll fuck around. Nah, yeah, you gotta just be eating all protein. Yeah, I gotta up my protein and stuff because I'm not getting enough. I think I gotta eat more red meat. But when I went to eat with you, you took like two bites and you're like, fuck, I'm kind of full. Because his stomach's small. How the fuck is that then? He got surgery to get it stapled up. I got it in 2015. So your stomach is stretched out a little bit? I used to be way bigger. I used to be 486. Now I'm 302. Okay. I'm about to be under threes. Sure, nice. Know your friend being anemic does not mean that he is a woman. Anemia is a broad medical condition, not a gender trait.

1:18:20It occurs when a person's body does not have enough healthy red blood cells or hemoglobin to carry oxygen to their organs. Homoglobin. While it's true that women and people who menstruate are at a higher risk for iron deficiency anemia due to monthly blood loss, millions of men, children, and elderly individuals also experience it. Millions, you're part of millions. I'm part of millions. You're finally a part of something. Start a group. I belong. Yeah. so yeah no you can't be blood and then you lack in blood that's crazy hey lena used to have kind of like low energy levels and then she got these shots of iron make jokes in the chat and the the iron injections uh totally changed her life that might be it because i was just telling moose like last week i was like yo i need to get my testosterone check but maybe it's just my I'm sleepy as hell.

1:19:08My tummy hurts. I think you can eat a gang of spinach. I think spinach has a ton of iron. Go Popeye on them. I think I might need to take supplements, though, because I can't eat a ton of food. Like, it's crazy. You would think I could eat more than I can because of how I look. But I promise you, I can't out eat nobody at the table. But then he busted open the leftovers later, like 30 minutes later. Like, I could eat a plate, but it's going to probably take me all day. I can't just sit down. But maybe you should start working out. Burn some of that shit off so you can eat some more. Get some more nutrients.

1:19:33I don't know, dude. You look like you got a nice frame to put some muscle on there. Yeah. Can I ask you a question? So a woman DM'd me. Regular woman. Couple hundred followers. She said she wanted to. The Doughboy had pissed her off enough officially that she wanted to air him out to me. Oh, what? She asked me to call her. And I just didn't feel like it. Really? I and also it just it felt weird too because I'm like man if she tells me a bunch of like really bad stuff about Doughboy I'm going to feel bad coming on the podcast and be like well guess what I heard about you he like beat the shit out of her it's just going to look crazy even though she was hitting me up like she just really wanted to share some like info with me if you showed him the girl I think I know who you're talking about because I'm going to show you a text that I got call her right now Call her right now.

1:20:30Call her right now. Call her right now. Call her right now. Call her right now. Fuck it. Hey, don't try to text the bitch here. Bitch, I told you don't hit my boss. Bitch, I told you I love this job. Wait a minute. All right. I think I know exactly who you're talking about. I have to scroll back. This is going to be funny. Somebody said, Brandon's giving dietary advice. I'm telling you about what. No, I'm telling you about what to eat. I ain't telling you how to stop eating too fucking much. He's saying eat more. Eat more. Yeah, he's saying eat more. Dude, I eat a lot, but I'm good. My nutrients are good.

1:21:00What do you think is the worst thing that this woman could possibly say? If it's the one that I think about, there ain't shit that she can say. You let her play with your booty? I ate his ass. He's saying that he only got his ass once. He's saying he don't care about that. Now she played with that motherfucker with her fingers. Wait, let me see. I like that hat. Thank you. Bro, you're going to have to spin the block on that. You hit the back of that motherfucker. You hate me doing it like that. What the fuck? The look in her face looked like bro hit the back of that motherfucker. She was like, nigga, you touched this pussy.

1:21:30She was addicted. I feel bad for doing her like that. She's like, what the fuck? She wanted to fucking FaceTime. The camera's got a good look. It looks good. Are you serious? I thought you guys couldn't see her. You motherfucker. Good thing they did, because I had to do that. They called to air me out about what? It was not my girl. I never told her she was my girl. At first when she was like, I thought she was like about to say that you like really abused her. Yeah, that's what I was like. I was like, I was a mother. I was like, yo, this is fuck. This is the end of Dope Boy? Oh, he cheated. I'm like, yeah, who the fuck is?

1:22:01He lied and said he wanted to be my boyfriend and didn't. If you could even begin to say I was not your boyfriend or I never told you that. If it's not a total joke when you say that, then what the fuck you so mad at? W-Dough, honestly. Come on, man. W-Dough, bro. Yeah, W-Dough. Bro. Play a play with the other guy. Bro. Bitches, bro. What the fuck? Bitches ain't shit, man. Bro, she - My girl probably watch this at home. I probably have to hear this shit now. Hey, bitches call your job. You definitely will. How'd you meet her? You hit me. Her? I met her randomly at a bar. This was way back in February or March.

1:22:38She older than you. And that was the thing. How long were you seeing her anymore? You can tell her this old bitch. She's older than me, yeah. Nothing. We were just off and on, like, you know what I'm saying, for some months, but we would never go out and go on dates and shit. She texts me, that better not have been public. That was public, bitch. He has a podcast mic And headphones on I was thinking that too I was like He has headphones on She has to know Somebody said Brandon really want her Nigga Everybody needs a sugar mama She look like she'll pay She pays She seemed passionate The fact that She was gonna call And be like Let me reveal him He's bad Like what the fuck Like She was trying to get you Fucked over at your job She thought she found an ally In the atom I feel really Like I actually am not gonna tell Lena about that no you need to let Lena see that you need to let Lena see that Lena's gonna be like this fucking scumbag if don't boy got bitches like this how you think I'm gonna have this no if I tell her about that it's over be like what the fuck if he got him going crazy like this you don't even wanna know the type of nigga said she was climbing no nobody did she calling my damn job what the fuck who does that he's trying to sell it And I keep it real, if that was my girl and I was on some bullshit, I'd be like, yo, that's my girl.

1:23:56Let me just be that. I was never my girl. Like, stop it. Like, it all. She start tearing up thinking about that dick. She's mad since it's like, I'm never gonna get that Doughboy dick again. Never. No, it's over. This shit here is over. That's cold-blooded. She says she got the Doughboy. I didn't know you was slaying them and just tossing them to the side like that. I told you I got my dick back for a reason. Dude, wait a minute. What happened to your dick? Well, when I was 486 pounds, It was working, but it was just smaller. And then when I lost weight, then it reappeared. Oh, yeah. You do gain like an inch of dick for 40 pounds.

1:24:26It made a comeback. Holy fuck. That was amazing. Oh, my God. I did not fucking expect that. That was the best outcome for you, honestly. Like, oh, your dick was fire and you left me alone. You got hurt when you were 500? No. No, no, no. This is a couple of months ago. I said, that bitch is a chubby chicken. I can't believe that a motherfucker will call and try to tell you. You put that stomach on her back, though. Best believe. Like, what did Doughboy do? He was put more dick. call me back. He was putting nuts on her for you. No, for real. This is what happens when you have toxic, wannabe, comedian, black men dating sensitive, fair-skinned white women.

1:24:59She thought she found a hubby. She was like Asian. She looked like she was... You know you was love talking her a little bit. He was. I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. He was just being nice. She was love talking. And she goes, oh, you have a girlfriend. I felt like I was in middle school. Welcome to being black, Moose. You just fucking treat a bitch decent and she falls in love. Damn, yeah. That's what it's like. You hit the back of that shit, they gonna be on it. Shouts all to black man. Oh my God. I did not know that was my, but that's the crazy thing because I thought it was somebody because I got like a, a different text from some of them.

1:25:28Oh shit. You got them all. And she was like, maybe I should get in this chat and air your ass out. I was just like, air what? Give her Adam's number so we can do this every week. A different one. Man, if you look at this point, like as far as I feel, if you let a nigga hit more than twice, you can never air him out about anything. I would say that history is in denial of that. Depend on what you do on top of fucking her twice. The vast majority of people are fucking, and then they are also exposing each other. Yeah, that's okay, but you can't really talk about no weird shit I'd do if you was letting me fuck you consistently.

1:26:00You were obviously... Well, she didn't know that he was on weird shit, and then she found out after she was giving you fucks. No, she knew. Bitches who you fuck know all your little kinky shit and all that. If you like your nipples licked and all that. So she didn't lick your butt? No. Why not? I don't know. That's not a thing that I'd just be doing. She didn't grab a titty while you... She'll lick that motherfucking out, though. Was she bouncing on the dick? I mean, she was. Was she petite? She's not big. She looked petite. She said, she said, she said, yeah, she said, she's small. You know, the best part about that is that it was anonymous.

1:26:28So like never at any point did it become clear. Personal. We didn't say her name. Yeah, we don't know who the hell that is. I know how to play this game. It's like a fictional woman. What made you end up being like, ah, she not like the one or like. Because she would do shit like that. She was too sensitive. So like she would come over like mad late. Right. You know what I'm saying? Be like two in the morning and whatever would happen. You hit her. or she would hit me and so that would happen or whatever and then she'd be like well let's go on a date I'd be like man I'm busy like you're not one of those that's not what this is plus like even with where I was in my life like you know what I'm saying because I was just going through like I just moved like I'm just going through all type of shit I don't have time to be your boyfriend like that that's what she truly wanted and I couldn't offer her that.

1:27:16But don't you think that that stands and contradiction to the fact that you're like, well, I might die alone. It's like, yeah, if you don't want to die alone, then you better wife a girl up at some point. She seems like she don't want to die alone. She would have been down to settle down. You were her retirement. Tell the truth, bro. You was hitting her with a Viagra. I don't be happy to hear that. Don't lie, bro. I know, honey. I ain't having any facts. I ain't hitting off nothing. None of the sex was bad. She said it was better. She said it was better than she thought it was better. She expected, but still not top tier is pretty much what she said.

1:27:45No, she did not. No? No, she did not. What she said was inaudible. Then we asked her again. Don't try to play my boy. I'm not going to lie, though. I'm not going to lie, though. Before I knew who it was, I was sitting here like, who the fuck is this? Yeah, I was like, please don't let this be something insane. Something crazy. I don't have no skeletons in my closet like that. I'm trying to clown dough boy, because you would give your left leg to have Lena call you and be crying, please come back. That's right. You'd be like, I wish I was watching. You wish you could be in this nigga's shoes right now.

1:28:19Low-key, like, we all do low-key. No, W-Dow. That's like the best outcome, like I said, bro. Yeah, that's a W. But that's what's so funny is that we and Lana have so much together, so much equity built up over the years. This woman has no reasonable expectation of ownership of his cock, and she's still furious that he's acting out. You should play this for Lana. Be like her. You need a hard bro for blood talk. Yeah, act like this bitch. You might use a high-profile plug talk, me in there putting it on, bitch. That's the joke. No, yeah, facts. But wait, so how long would you say that you were, like, seeing her?

1:28:55Since, like, February till maybe, like, a month ago or so. Oh, shit. Okay, so it was a good group of time. So she said you got on no jumper and start acting brand new. And you would fuck her raw? He's not putting no condoms on. Look at him. Man, what are those? Bro, what are those? What are those? STD and age rates of bitches over 50. Very low. Yeah, probably low. That makes sense. If you're going to take a chance, that was a good one. That's just wild that a motherfucker would try to call your job and get you fucked off. What if he just really would have been a fuck boy and been like, Doughboy, you know what?

1:29:27I can't be... You're a bad guy. You're fired. She DM'd me off her account with 300 followers that for some reason I saw. And I responded to her on DM. She very quickly moved it to text. You were looking for the bitches. Let's be honest. Did you notice that when I called, I was like this is Adam 22 or whatever and she's like I know instantly she for sure saved my number as soon as I texted her the other day which is pretty funny because like she was she was really ready for this she was ready to go there was no indication that I was about to call her she had that seal ready no what was that shit in the background she was at that bar again where you met her at because I heard TVs in the back and then when she then when she called video she was outside on the side of the building do you think it's was she a drunk was she an alcoholic nah She's super normal.

1:30:12Get money. I don't know. I don't know about getting money. Can she work here? A blowjob. That's where the credibility goes out the window. Guys, hey, everybody. I need some new employees. If anyone has any angry ex-girlfriends, I really hate you. We were planning another host competition. You should come through for sure. I'll vote for her. You should have told her to come to Plug Talk. content for content. We can't pay you, but content for content. She can just be a fluffer. She don't gotta be a capper. You think it's kind of anti-bro code that even entertain that type of conversation from a girl trying to expose you?

1:30:52Bro code? Nah, I mean, what I know about him is, man, Adam's gonna get that content. He's a scumbag. Look, I said that I wasn't planning on calling her because I felt like it would be grimy. But then also, when she first DM'd me, it seemed like she was gonna tell me some crazy shit. You message us like, hey. She lucky did tell us the crazy shit. But I'm kind of thinking it's going to be like really bad. And it's like, I kind of need to know if it's like really bad. And then she was like, oh, like, I don't want to tell you. I was like calling. I'm just like, okay, I don't even care. So it could have been text over to us, but that isn't funny.

1:31:26So it's all good. Listen, put this in lights. Doughboy blows out the back of a fucking 50-year-old chick. That's what the That's a headline. Yeah, that's the Clifty. She says she's older than him. She's older than me. I'm 47. So yeah, so I think she's, I want to say she's 51. Hey, you blowing out 50-year-old backs, my nigga, you a die. Got him addicted. Yeah, dope boy got him addicted. I'm hard on a bitch at all ages. That's fire. Now I'm going to have to hear this shit tonight. You're like my idol. I want to. Who is this bitch? But you said that you cut it off. Yeah, you were single when you got it with your girl.

1:31:55Nah, she made the Q &A was cut off. Yeah, and I told her girl. I was just like, look, I had some bitches before. Just tell your girls like that. Hey, tell your girl. I wasn't just out here solo, don't you? I'm gonna go back to work. Keep it up. I got choices. The fucked up part about all of it is she don't call my fucking phone tonight. I'm sorry. You just upset me. Yeah, that for sure. No, you can come get this elderly pussy. But if, you know, God forbid you and your girl do break up, that number is getting unblocked. Let's be honest. Hell no. I have no shit like that. Who knows what she'll do?

1:32:24I don't know, brother. This hoes can't be trusted. You trying to fuck up the money? We all been there, man. You trying to fuck up the money. How was she fucking good? She just made you even more famous. Oh, yeah. Epic. this is why you're gonna be fucking worldwide famous that's not what she thought was gonna happen though no i love all my crash outs they just make you more am i on speaker uh facetime me no you should have seen her face you should have seen her face when she's serious she was just like and you you hit her with like the grumpy dad face i knew it she hit me with the you should have known face.

1:32:58She goes, am I a speaker for, I go, it's just me and my friend Steven. That is true. Steven was in here. Do you have any jobs? Yeah, that was some high school ass shit. That was fun. Hit her and ask her if she knows I'd edit clips. I need to edit. My mind was straight to plug talk. Fluffer. Everybody needs a fluffer. Dude, she knows what you do gonna ask you if you want a job. That's one thing you do not, that is one person you do not ask do you have any jobs if you're a female. Yeah, we should try her on the Monday show for sure. You shouldn't ask me that because I'm just so clearly, anyone who knows me knows that I take pleasure in saying no to people.

1:33:33And you just shouldn't, like, give me the opportunity to feel good like that. Because, like, I'm the kind of person that's not going to be like, well, maybe. Come on in. Let's see what your crazy ass can do. You never know. That's a lawsuit. She probably sued. No, for sure. She would sue quickly. I'm glad that I've grown and advanced in my life. because if this was the old though, I'd be heated right now. I might have to call one of the homegirls like, hey, beat her ass. I'm about to be like, hey, man. I'm down here from Oak Park. Why the fuck do this Mike got pubic hairs all over? You know why.

1:34:08Because Josh was putting his butthole on it. Josh, where the fuck is Josh? Josh, you ate. Joshua. Yeah, he was asking for Josh and he was exposing Josh. No, I wasn't. That shit was funny. That was so funny. They're literally making shit up. nah we're not we're definitely not I won't repeat it we'll protect the innocent but you was on some shit like that's Josh's new girl he's like oh okay Brandon's really excited about women why not he just likes to look at them talk about them smell them some random chick was sending me like nudes I was like whoa what is this you showed me nudes yeah I showed her I was like I don't even know who the fuck this is so this wasn't cheating somehow this isn't cheating unsolicited they were unsolicited I just erased him.

1:34:52I was like, chick was fucking gorgeous. I didn't know who the fuck she was. She was fucking gorgeous. So you just seen the news and deleted them? Some chick, some random chick. I'm sorry. Some random chick. Some random chick. Yeah, I just deleted it. I like a good nude. That was amazing. If any girls out there want to send me nudes, now would be the time. Sam, dude, I'm making you fucking rich. What the fuck is going on? It's not that many. Every time I go on this show, Super Chat's be going off the chain. Yeah, because they want to tell you what a fucking asshole you are. now, We'll see. We'll see.

1:35:22Maybe they'll like him. Wait, that's a good... Let's just do a popularity poll. Let's keep it simple here. Start a poll. Do you like... Do you want to see more of Brandon? Yes? No? Let's see what the people got to say. His happiness and future depend on this. I vote yes, Brandon. Yeah, we know. Just go on your phone and vote in the pool 100 % The fact that you are so easily Swayed by Brandon just tells us everything We need to know about you anyway You've just been looking for a good cult leader your whole life It's kind of amazing When are you going to put me on with Munchie? I want to talk about this thing Talk to Munchie right now Tell him what you want to say Munchie, I want to say Tam is ugly You can't see that, but trust me he dresses like a toddler also yeah Tam's ugly that's pretty much it why would you even care about that Tam's not ugly that's your take Tam is ugly bro you are tripping bro I get that she don't fuck with she tries to act like she don't fuck with black dudes by choice she's a 7 '5 minimum Tam looked like one of the Supremes after the shit was over

1:36:46Who's better in your mind? Tam Jaleese. Jaleese is way more cute. Way cuter. What about Doughboy? That's not even a competition. But they both beautiful though. That's because she's from a park. That's the only reason you're choosing Jaleese. Jaleese is a cute, she's like a little petite, little cutie. I like dark skinned girls. Now that I'm single, should I pursue Jaleese? No. I'm not going to say that probably wouldn't be fun. She admires you. She would definitely go on a date with you. She looks up to you. She looks up to you. That's suspect's girl. Her daughter in the other room listening.

1:37:19It's way too real. Stop there. She's always bringing her kids. And the kids are always like. She's always getting into a huge argument or some shit. And the kids are just sitting right over there. I'm just thinking like. Eating all your gummies. Me banging her and them in the other room not listening is not any better. You should pursue Tania. He's already tried. You try to fuck Tania? she kinda slow though that'll get boring there was a night where Tania tried to like basically like fuck with Lena and Lena just completely ignored her why would she want that prostitute she was pregnant as fuck Tania was holy shit hey pregnant pussy be the best pussy in the low key that's what I've heard that's what you heard nigga you had a baby should I pursue Jalees you should do it we need a date night with Jalees stream ASAP Listen.

1:38:09Why do I just think... Your intentions better be pure with Jalise, bro. She's a sweet girl. No, they should not be on that. Okay, leave her alone. Leave her alone. She's going to get you backdoored and Q50'd if they're too pure, honestly. Yeah, I don't think I should do anything with her. Leave Jalise alone. They should be on camera with a security around for sure. Pursue a couple of chicks that came up here trying to be hosts that you definitely could have. A security guard wearing a body camera who's acting like a referee. He's kind of like... Yeah. Clean break. Clean break. he's like all up in the mix the brakes gotta be clean meanwhile Dough Girl is texting me right now talking about what the fuck is going on you're in the doghouse I asked Dough Girl if she's beat on people she said if I get drunk and he does me dirty I'm gonna beat on him for sure who?

1:38:56she's a hood bitch who is the girl? she's from the blood she's the blood they're all bloods she's blood adjacent he starts hanging out with our boom he's a boy you know how he's not transparent yeah you know how i bleed on blood gang i was drunk i took an oath i heard you say i took an oath i said that i swear you shouldn't be able to get drunk enough that you just become from a gang no sometimes i don't even do that chicks as far as females no he he did yeah i just i got drunk and i was i just kept saying blood i wasn't like so they were going outside with a red bed your I got legions to the bloods on the phone.

1:39:36Too munchy. Yeah, maybe I did. You want to see his girlfriend? He really made the argument that we're - She came through like ninja that goes fire. I'm going to turn up the - This your girlfriend right here? Yeah. Oh, I saw a little clip of her. She's even cool. Is she Hispanic or black? She's Panamanian. Panamanian? Ooh. Yeah. Panamanians are freaks. So who are you choosing? The girl on the phone or Shorty? Her. Okay, there we go. There you have it. She look a little mean, though. no she's nice she cool I mean I'm gonna have to hear something tonight we're gonna find out if she's mean tonight I actually know she's begging me what is like the logical case against you that at some point in the past you were dating somebody else and I just maybe did them in a certain type of way there's not much you can really say why you got bitches calling trying to expose you type of I didn't do that why is your audience gay they paying attention to my thighs Don't lift your shorts up higher for it I did I wanted to show They're all gonna get boners and start doing it I'll send you a little sausage They wanna see your cock Alright let's check out the poll So Yes Whoa They want more Brandon 61 % said yes W Brandon Wow This is like chilled out Brandon though Yeah I like the vibes That's when he's at his best When you're like chilled out Brandon I trained you guys not to fucking try me And I feel like it's good with you here too Cause it kinda tips the scales A lot of times it's me against these two You guys are tipping the scales.

1:41:03All right, let me tell you. It's not going to take that long before Brandon starts to get to know you and starts to tell you how much of a fuck-up you are over and over like we do. I'm not a fuck-up, Adam. You got me all wrong. Somebody said go for anybody but Munch. I couldn't disagree more about just everything. You guys are so gay. You say I couldn't disagree more in like super inappropriate places. No, that's his catchphrase now. I couldn't disagree more. Yeah, I hate Doug Wynn. Just kidding. But am I? Okay. MMXMM says squeak on the Tony Wilrich and Moose Man allegations what is that? I think they're just saying I'm gay I think they're saying I'm gay AI Sloth King said no way you brought Brandon back I'm working overtime and I look forward to these live shows every week and now it's ruined I'm genuinely upset so far I'm genuinely upset nigga can spell genuinely it's okay to feel that way honestly Blanco G59 said people getting killed Has nothing to do with a specific race Brandon shut the fuck up you've been a racist Ooh Take that Ooh I'm hurt What makes a black person black Adam Fried chicken What's the actual answer Like a person who like Kind of appears that they're from like Africa based on looking at them The way their blood reacts to Louisiana Hot sauce

1:42:30George Bush said Adam please please review Ricky Gaintape and then try to justify having him there keep Brandon fire Ricky stop ignoring us it's not bull man they are serious shout out to Ricky Adam's the type of white guy that thinks you have to break the law and do ignorant stuff to be considered a real black person pay attention I wonder what I said that made him want to make that up Freight What the fuck These two should be making shit up Frat E Hello Factory said Brandon just blamed Q50's death on Mexicans gotta be the dumbest take I've ever heard Long Beach breeds the most troglodyte racist in California Damn What does that even mean?

1:43:18What does troglodyte mean? Just like ugly motherfucker I've heard Lush say that yeah it means something i don't remember paper chaser said adam pick and choose he fired kyle for being too rough with doe boy but kept almighty after the kelby situation and pulling the knife on brandon i think suspect got something suspicious on adam at this point why he revealed it yet people bring that up to me too and i say it's more of i guess he had more seniority like he was like kyle was within his like 90 day probation period and did the crazy shit and almighty had been here for a while when he did the crazy shit.

1:43:54That's my best explanation. I don't know. Was the sandwich you and Kyle heading towards a fight? It wasn't me. He tried to hit him with a coffee table. Yeah, he saved my face. I was drunk. Bro tried to hit you with no jumper table? He didn't even get up. And I blocked it like an O-lineman. Yeah, bro was tripping. He would get blackout drunk and just start thrashing around. Towards Doughboy. Why is he drunk on the pot? Doughboy was doing nitrous and he had to take a nap on the ground. I gave him fentanyl gummies and he had to lay down for a little bit Yeah, it was cute Lit Romney said we want Brandon versus Rios on the pod Who the fuck is Rios?

1:44:31He's from Ace Boys, Long Beach guy He has the beard, Ace Boys Is he black? He's Puerto Rican and black He's woke, he's like hella Lamar Parked out Lamar Parked out He's like a conservative He called me with Spody and was yelling at me about the Lamar Park thing and stuff somebody told me to close my legs like this. He knows all about you. Well, I might know him if I see him. Yeah, you probably recognize him. I don't watch. I don't watch. I'm above all that. I watch Alex Jones. I don't watch, bro. I be like. He's like our Lil Wayne. No, but y 'all doing good. Y 'all got the. You didn't see me versus Ricky's pot off?

1:45:07I did. I commented. Oh, yeah. He was in there in the chat the whole time. What was your opinion of it? Mostly Doughboy won, but Ricky had the first round. Ricky won. But the rest of it, don't be a boy. One of these days you're going to come around, Adams. I'm out here in the field. You're going to realize I'm really good at podcasting. I'm actually dope. Had him in 10 years. You know what? That dope-wing guy. I was wrong about him. The fact that it's so obviously a joke when you're like, look, I'm good at podcasting is like pretty funny. I'm nice at podcasting, man. What is a man job? I love Brandon.

1:45:38I want to see his man job. Probably it's like a mangina, right? Yes. Have you done a mangina in recent years? No. No. Never? No. that's a white boy thing I'm a faithful I'll do one right now I won't even take my pants off you guys will just have to trust me that's white culture of man-gina for sure see how you just had to turn this into some gay stuff it would be sick if YouTube's terms of service allowed for a man-gina it should because you're not showing me I don't even know what is it I don't even know what a man-gina is I think it's where you tuck everything up you tuck your dick how do you even know that I got white homies and then you put your thighs together and it looks like you've got a man-gina like dude did in Silence of the Lambs when he was like, I don't know.

1:46:15Exactly. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, I'm going to get skinny. Don't worry. I'm working out. I'm real prepping. I'm fat, bro. I've just been chilling. I've just been at the house, like, eating. Where you at on your fitness, Johnny Adam? You still been eating the bread? Shut the fuck up.

1:46:36Dragonite Adam22 has been a member for 16 months. He said, on some gang shit, I love y 'all. Even Bucci. Shout out Lush for the sobriety. August 28th, I celebrated eight years clean. No jumper is life. Just took Shahada with Sneeko yesterday. And yes, I'm white from Redding, Pennsylvania. Shout out to Dragonite. That was insane. Dragonite out of 22 is a whole new wave. He's a Muslim. And he took his Shahada, yeah. That's fire. That's so fire. Big League Jew said, W moves for not playing ball below the border. His old lady is a God-fearing woman. Amen. I don't even know what that means. What is that, guys?

1:47:11I have no idea. It probably means because you didn't wife up a Mexican. Oh, okay. Okay. Kind of racist. That's kind of fucked up. Yeah. 803 said, let's go, Bucci Bear. Let's get it. Good to see you on the platform again, dog. That's right. Let us know if you want more Brandon in the next one. They already let you know. Mr. John Doe said, I miss this N-word Brandon. No cat. Ha ha. Just say Adam St. nigga. No. Yu-Gi-Oh! B-Team said Jay's got here, bruh W. Brandon, W. Moose, Doughboy The Shave Ain't It gang and Adam, what up, bruh? Like just your cut. You giving like Fat Joe like, you know, Dominican poppy?

1:47:54Fat Joe. Fat Doe, if you will. Fat Doe, I like that. Endless Me said, oh come on Adam what the fuck is Brandon doing here? may as well get MGTV and Yuri back on this bitch at this rate why do you hate us big league juice a federal minimum wage is$725 an hour not everything is glitz and glam like Cali that ish is real Brandon is speaking facts in the south and midwest let's go always speaking facts all republican places Benji Ocho said Ronald Reagan a republican signed off on immigration reform control act of 1986 3 million generally came here to work to earn their living and provide. Hillex Driver said, W on having Brandon on Adam.

1:48:41Thank you. C Hustle said, Adam, what the fuck? Why are you letting Brandon hog the mic with this MAGA BS? I feel you, bro. DTown Text G said, can't believe that Republicans still fool people like Brandon with these bullshit talking points. A bunch of regurgitated BS. Motak said, Welcome back, Brandon. We're sick of these liberal twinks. Airborne Explorer said, Who is y 'all talking about? I don't know shit. I wish I knew what you were talking about at that time. Woody the Cowboy said, Doe, drop your ball. Stop playing at him. Disrespect you. At least say something back and stop calling him Adams.

1:49:18You sound pathetic. Learn to formulate your own opinions knowing you're going to switch up later. Shut up, man. That's my friend. That's how we play. We play like that. We play like that. That's what he's referencing when he calls me Adams. And last time he stood up for himself, he got kicked out the group chat. And I just made it back in and I'm not getting that again. Where are we supposed to talk about four extras getting released from jail? Oh. Well, we usually avoid street topics on here since we're for sure going to talk about it tomorrow. This is a square cast, Brandon. No street crypt topics.

1:49:44I thought that nigga was never getting out. We're anti-talking about things that are. No crypt stuff. This is a blood podcast because of the doughboy. Come on, guys. I want to talk about blood. Come on, guys. You know the vibes. Mandola said big business loves libtards like moose that lower their labor prices and inflate their housing prices and rents. You're going to have to donate more than five for that. Libtard moose. Alex E. became a member. Shout out to him. Dragonite Rios Beard said Doughboy clearly paid this girl to DM you because he knew you were going to call her on the pod, Adam. He just said he didn't know the girl.

1:50:20Dude, so weird. That's such a crazy narrative. How would I pay for it? No way. That girl was way too emotional. Doughboy's not that complex. something out like that. There's no way. They think everything I do is a play. They think I fucking passed out on purpose. The pass out was a play, too. I could have died. Stupid motherfuckers. Kyle going, is he serious? Yes, nigga, help me up. It looks so uncomfortable, though your head was hanging back so far that it was like upside down. There was a metal rod right there. My head could have hit the metal rod or could have hit the ground. Kenny Malice. Oh, what's up with Kenny?

1:50:56Shout out Kenny. Yeah, shout out to my homie Kenny. I'm going to follow with him later. Is he still selling churros in Ontario? Yeah, he actually does. You realize you're just sitting there reading the chat out loud when we're trying to have a separate conversation, you piece of shit. I'm sorry, Adam. I'm sorry, Adams. There you go. Now you're getting into it. Forex's hand said, how are you ignoring the fact that she was about to expose Doughboy for cheating on his new chick and he was panicking? I wasn't panicking shit. I didn't cheat. That's what I was thinking. Was there an overlap there? Were you still banging this white woman after you got with your girl?

1:51:25Not at all. I wouldn't do something like that. I'm a never two cents a day couldn't diss me more nah nah nah ain't no way come on guys let's line up the dates

1:51:38the chat be funny bro I love it um okay CW said homegirl on the phone sound like a junkie W does shout out to the money show best show let's go thanks dog fuck Brandon's crotch I lost it um okay here we go Kane Halo said yo Adam the enjoyment you slash we get when Doboy gets humiliated by you slash others about his zesty weak healing ways is called Schadenfrude it's a German word that means harm joy I've always heard that term throughout my life but I never really that sounds interesting makes sense very cool Kane Halo said Doboy so pathetically weak instead of blaming Adam for exposing him on that call he gets upset at that woman the shot and frod won't stop food like how he explained it first and then dropped it in context like that's fire she should be english teacher it was fire yeah use it in a sentence yes jay loves football said ah i see why i didn't miss brandon on the show the unnecessary prejudice is something i can do without and brandon next time sit where Doe is sitting.

1:52:51Why? Probably because they want to see your mangina. Your junk. Either way, they're going to be blocking each other a little bit. Either way, we've got some big ass. We're too big motherfuckers. Yu-Gi-Oh! BT said... Don't read that, Brandon. More Brandon, but he hella racist on IFG. HRLDJ said, Doeboy, how do you feel about Kevon Sage's increasing success and him creating TV shows for BT and you being the butt of a joke at No Jump. Hey, man. Shout out to Kev on stage, man. Do your thing, brother. Or do you think you'll ever speak on your guys' breakup in depth or do you think you'll just let water be in a bridge?

1:53:31Y 'all broke up? What was y 'all doing together? I don't remember. Podcast. We had a podcast together. Popping podcast. Pretty popping. You know, I know it ain't no big deal. We can leave it there. Yeah. You don't know what I'm talking about. There's a few things that Doughboy is hella secretive about. Yeah, he gets a little weird about certain things. I don't want to talk about at NDA, boy. Doesn't want to talk about how he is able to afford living. Tell him about my new house. Yeah, he has a pretty nice little career. I've been there. That's the weird part. Why is he able to have a nice little house?

1:54:01Yeah, we don't know. Where's the money coming from? What's on us? I'm a hustler. You feel me? I'm a hustler, homie. No. He was on Wild Out. I get after him. You are. I'm sure he's getting some royalties. Hell no, we don't. Hell no, we don't. And I'm working with Nick Cannon on a new project, too. I bet you are. A brand new one. Yeah, you're going to be the janitor. Anyway, the problem is that his evasive techniques that he has employed to try to throw me off the set. First one, I'm a hustler, homie. Next one, a week later, he says, hey, Adam, you know that God that you don't believe in? Well, that's why I've been able to survive all these years without a job.

1:54:40Think about that. And I'm like, sick burn. sick burn you really impressed me with that one dough boy that was a good point real but now i'll just be you know i'm a blessed individual i made some sound decisions i made some some keen investments and say nothing um what you bought bitcoin nah i don't believe in that would you believe in it what uh what uh what'd you invest in i mean i had i used to have my own podcast studio i mean he says that every time what the fuck is wrong with you it didn't work he says that you already told us it didn't work you know it didn't work but i had one of my few ventures already admitted he lost a bunch of money and he uses it as an example of his smart investments man you know how i get money podcast i had it and lost it it's better than i never have had it you know what my guess is what's that i think you got molested at a young age and you got a lawsuit got hit by a mail truck something like that hell no I be smart with the money I get from lawsuits I've been in this game for a long time it made me an animal nah I trust in Doughboy's Hustle for real there's new spots like the Faze house it's big like that where is the break coming from I'm gonna hire an investigator I have a media room I will hire an investigator.

1:56:07Can I live where you live? Do it. It literally smells like fresh wood because he was like, nobody's ever lived here before. I'm the first person to live here. I'm like, it smells brand new. He's like, it is. I'm starting to really want to know. You'll never know. So what happened with Yuri? He got like swatted and tackled? Yeah, he got swatted when he was like smoking on a mountain in San Francisco, the gay mountain in San Francisco. He was serious and the cops went all the way up to the top of the mountain? Yeah. What the fuck? And put him in cuffs and said, we're going to just figure this out.

1:56:33You're not arrested, but we're going to detain you. and he was like, hey, what the? I didn't even see the clip. What the? The fucking fans don't even watch it enough to clip it anymore. Yeah, I think he clipped it himself, actually, and put it out. His old swatted. For sure I'm banned by him, so I probably would not see that. But maybe I could go on TikTok. Yeah, why am I getting swatted? Bro, think about how few viewers he has and how little money he must make off streaming. That shit's going to be tough. But then he tried to get a candy packing job and then a bunch of trolls flooded the chat and got him fired.

1:57:04But picture that. From his regular job? Yeah. It was like on TikTok. They would like stream the regular job. But I imagine that. Candy packing. No, TikTok. They're like just like. He gets a job. In his ass. Think about it. He gets a job. He gets a job packaging candy in this fucking office to send out from this candy company. a corny ass dude's candy company super nice but then one day the guy has a bright idea oh we're going to start doing tiktok i'm going to start doing tiktok live streams of us packing the candy and in his head he's probably like fuck it'll be okay no way no one will see they start doing it and it's like he's just blatantly in the video just packaging up candy and like you know what tiktok that's the problem is that you're swiping through tiktok it's not like no jumper fans are seeking out Yuri's content.

1:57:49It's just that once in a while it'll recommend a fucking live stream to me of the most random person on earth. Like Jalisa's pops onto my TikTok sometimes. I don't follow her or nothing. Oh, for real? CSI algorithm? They'd be making usernames of his girlfriend's name and the guys are reading it like, hey, thanks for the jewels from Riley's buttocks, you know what I'm saying? Shit like that. Don't read that one. He's like pulling them to the side. It was all bad, bro. It was bad. I felt bad for him, honestly. His girl's name starts with an R. I'm not going to say it. But people, for some reason, at some point, the people on the Reddit started calling her fat pussy R for no reason, honestly.

1:58:29FPR, for sure. And everybody's, like, donating on the fucking live stream and saying FPR and shit. And the guy's reading it, like, oh, thank you, FPR. And he's like, don't read that one, please. And then he sued you. Really? I swear to God. He sued you and lost? Yeah, but I had to spend a shitload fucking legal fees fighting his ass. That's the only thing that sucks about them fucking court cases you gotta pay. You better watch out. She sounds like somebody that'll sue. That motherfucker. She gonna be on my phone later. I'm suing you for that dick. I'm suing you for all that dick that you got.

1:58:58Tell her that we weren't live. I'm not talking to this. She's not gonna find out about this otherwise. She's probably watching it right now. You never know. I don't think so. She's texted me many things. She's texted you since we got What's she saying? What's she saying? It's a lot. I don't even see Adam's last message. Oh, you're fucked. You're fucked. Oh, God. I don't even have my fucking... You're going to go outside. She's going to be in the bushes. I'm not reading that text. Oh, my God. Can we just get like a... No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, shit. Don't read that. Don't you read that. Don't you read that.

1:59:35No, no, no. I read it. You keep the bro code. Holy shit. I'll let you read it, buddy. You dirty dog. Don't say nothing. Don't you... No, Moose's going to say something. You keep that bro code. I'll fuck him. If my approval rating goes to 85, I'm telling you what it said. You guys, get my approval rating at 85. I'm going to tell you what this shit just said. This shit is diabolical. This is how he tortures every good thing in his life. Damn, you fucking motherfucker. I'm toxic. What can I say, man? Don't you know that I'm toxic, man? It's Britney, bitch. Bro.

2:00:17that's crazy I was like what the fuck damn she got you by the balls

2:00:26the diabolical laugh plausible we'll all stand with you we're standing with you I don't know you don't know if we're standing with him I don't know did you listen to the new sublime album what that's the question for you obviously You know, I was a big Sublime fan 30 years ago. So, no. I don't practice. I used to like Coldplay. Not anymore. Me too. Me too. Their new music sucks. Yeah. First thing, Brandon liked a song from Coldplay. I used to fuck with Coldplay. Brandon got a song with Coldplay. Exactly. Dude, I used to listen to Coldplay's first album. Coldplay. You used to listen to Coldplay?

2:01:04Bro, don't hate on Coldplay. Coldplay got some bangers. They went super Christian and I think they fell off. They're Christian now? Yeah, yeah. I think it's very Christian-centric. I used to be a gospel rapper myself. Oh, that's really cool. That's cool. Give us an example of a good bar about God. Bro, Keep It Moving by him is a great song. I'm not going to lie. I got to keep it moving. Focus on what I'm doing. So many people want to. What was that? The Play-Doh ball? I didn't see it. Oh, yeah. I said, I must look like Clay because everybody trying to Play-Doh. Get it? Play-Doh? You can never.

2:01:35Put it together. That's fire. Dude, how did this person guess exactly how much weight I gained since the last time? It was like exactly the number. How much have you gained? they said 40 pounds it was like 39 wow damn dude what happened man let me tell you you don't look that much bigger no i don't look that much bigger i got bigger but there's a reason so i started going back doing my jujitsu thing doing my like wrestling thing dude i went to indiana i was training with some like wrestlers in indiana i got so dehydrated i got something called no i got something called rhabdomyolysis it's like your muscles break down it goes to your like kidneys and then like you're not drinking enough water to flush everything out so they check me out they're like oh your kidney's good everything's good but you can't really do any exercise you gotta just basically like chill for like months till like your body flushes all that shit out you're gonna cut down the eating while you're i was still just still eating like you was working out i feel you man i wasn't doing i couldn't work out they're like you can't live heavy you can't really do anything so i just been like literally sitting on my ass eating and so i was just like but now my doctor cleared me like you're good everything's good but it was like uh larry wills had had it before that's how i like uh that's always said you're a good eater and you're our larry wheels for sure i am definitely don't feel bad we started a weight loss competition six months ago and we all weigh the same i weigh exactly the same i lose weight i lose weight easily i lose weight but i find it i just eat man if you just eat eggs and eggs and ground beef sounds horrible no it's fire no way to live eggs and ground beef is fire you can eat that with anything and you'll lose weight because eggs and ground beef make you so full if you eat that you will literally not be hungry the rest i feel like after the fourth day of doing it i'll be like i never want ground beef and i mix it up like eggs and ground beef then you can put like ground beef with rice and some stir-fried vegetables with a little thing about dough boy is that you know like the the actual path forward if you want to be in shape and healthy and stuff is to just kind to like eat the same shit over and over yeah that's true he's the opposite every day he wakes up and picks out a different energy drink at the store picks out a different snack at the store for some reason says gummy bears sometimes he'll come in he'll have like an eight pack of reese's cups you know he's a foodie but not like in any kind of sophisticated way he'll just tear up like jack-in-the-box he's a snacky a snacky yeah variety is your biggest enemy like the choice having the choice to change up on yeah that's why i was looking at the calories because i legit since like last week I've been like counting my calories just just casually doing it but I mean I don't know I just know how to lose you brought a toothbrush oh yeah no I had to brush my teeth but um it's actually pretty considerate that you put your weight on your hat

2:04:24that was a good one that was the

2:04:30EDP 1924 nah but yeah but I don't know I'm used to losing weight for competitions for jiu-jitsu Okay, Suspicious Packet said, Adam, it's cool for y 'all to team up on Doe every week, but now that he has somebody to agree with, you're mad. Stop being a bully. You're 40 plus. 40 plus. Bully. Such a good point. W. Get Right said, I live in Chicago and I met a Sereno with the White Sox logo tatted. And he say, Long Beach Blacks hate Mexicans. Makes sense why Brandon hates Mexicans. I've noticed kind of a similar trend, I'll be honest. J.R. Deuce said Brandon got marked out by war chief and ducked suspects county style fame.

2:05:11You should have fought him with the knife. County style fame. There you go. Prison rules. He was preparing. You can have a knife just because you showed up with one. Comptown said W. Brandon's crotch. The prescription shorts are on. Drop the 20 for that one. Fire. 20 bucks for your prescription shorts. um no snooze said we don't want how you gonna read a dollar oh you're right you're right yeah we don't want brandon we want kenny malice adam you got to spend more money what's wrong with kenny malice nothing's wrong the bean and out pod tonight live you guys shout out to being it out yeah what is that it's like chimping out kenny had thought i was mad at him because he produced the the dish he always thinks somebody's mad at kenny's he's very in tune with his emotions I was like nah we cool bro I fuck with Kenny Squirtle Piru said wow good to see Bucci and suspect holding Big E's pockets in the slammer what what Dragonite Minyago oh good to see Brandon and suspect is in the slammer holding Big E's pockets Adam it's nice to see you vent to clav but don't you think it's a problem that none of your co-hosts have the emotional depth to unpack your situation I think some of them do I think we did a better job than Clave I did my thing today yeah for sure Doughboy could definitely do it better than Clave Clave wasn't even saying shit he was just sitting there saying stupid stuff but that's the guy to hang out with too Doughboy is probably one of the last people that I would like trust on relationship advice that's crazy to say he's an absolute failure that would make me the person to talk to because I could tell you what not to do don't follow in my footsteps do the opposite of what I'm doing better than him.

2:06:54The shit I'm telling you to do, I wouldn't do it because I ain't shit, but I want you to be better than me. It's like your pops. You're going to have to embrace that role now. You have to be like, I ain't shit, babe. I'm trying to be better. I don't know what she's going to say when I get out of here. I hope that car's not too crazy, but whatever. Just lie. Yeah, lie. That's the best choice. E-Bombs World said, fuck Brandon. Adam, why do you keep ruining things? Shut the fuck up. Dragonized Spaz said, Spody still can't pod better than Adam's left nut on plug talk W Moose, Ricky Munchy, Adam and the Lion Rare W Brandon.

2:07:31Can we still get the mass unbanning? People keep spamming me about that. They're like I got banned a year ago for talking shit about Tam calling her ugly like unban me. I'm a 12 month member like they banned me for talking shit. Let's unban everybody this week. Everybody who talks shit on Tam gets a free membership. Adam's gonna gift you one if you send a hate message go to our twitter favorite all the tweets i love mexicans oh my god uh come town sent another 20 ball the richest guy on the stream and said dope boy treating respectable women like he treats snacks from the store ripping through them like an eight pack of reese's i mean boy and then k blow and said next brand risk moose versus spody brandon versus war chief and whack versus Jay Diggs.

2:08:20The people need it. Why do people think War Chief would be a good fight? That dude's like 130 pounds and a crackhead. But the reason you didn't fight him was because of the environment. The nigga lied. He said he had a gym. Like a real gym. And it was Matt's in the garage. Bro, it was not even Matt's. It was like one square in like cement with glass. Cases like this with Marvel characters inside of him. How am I gonna fight you in this environment? And you know when niggas start going at it is You were worried about his viral figures. You would have overpowered him like Street Fighter and been throwing him into objects and breaking him.

2:08:51He had an army of fucking Mexicans there with him talking about, oh, is everything cool? They were like, yeah, we ride around. But you had an army of viral with him. I had two short black dudes with me. Bro, it's viral way. They know how to get down, especially with Mexicans. What is three people going to do against like 50 people? You guys are all trained in jujitsu. Them niggas don't know no damn jujitsu. Where are you at, bro? Nah, bro. It was a weird situation. But we set it up for another gym and then the nigga said, oh, I was just trolling you. I got this many views off you. That's Teyaf 3rd.

2:09:23He was the one facilitating. Shout out to Teyaf. Also a dojo master. There's no way Warchief could ever win in a fight against me. He's too small. Way too small. Pop it off. What happened? Warchief. No. I thought something else happened. Adam, Warchief is very small. He's like 150. Oh, no. They already made a reel about the phone call. That's fire. That's awesome. That was amazing. Bro was just trolling, bro. Bro knows he can't win. He can't win against all this. Oh, man. That's real. Shout out to Dragonite Spaz,$5. I meant that in my personal opinion. Tune in to Moose Stream later. Man, what a great donation.

2:10:02Tune in to Moose Stream later. What a smart guy. I'm going to watch your stream. What is it called? Just Moose Man, I want to say it. And what do you guys talk about on Bean and Out? Mexican politics. People are trying to hold us down. Stuff like that. we letting y 'all sell oranges on the side of the freeway what more do you want motherfucker? how you won't let us run through your parks making the whole thing out of it you guys could have just not listened to those niggas just showed up they said that we were going to meet us with resistance what type of resistance? the little short lesbian was going to beat us up we were scared it was threatening to call ICE on people yeah I don't want to get called ICE I'm going to get deported why the fuck would you be scared of ICE you're a citizen?

2:10:40what if I was illegal this whole time? and you never knew this is the perfect job for me I don't gotta be on the books like that if I was Mexican and I was legal I would be taunting guys hoping they would grab me so I could sue the government my whole family would be set for life I don't think I have to taunt them I think they'll just grab me up one of these days hey I actually have to run but I feel like you guys should talk for a little longer we ain't about to keep slaving for you let Moose manhandle you guys logically because you guys both are you just aren't thinking about anything but he's deluded and full of lies I'll be thinking about shit.

2:11:12I'll be thinking about a lot of shit. You think about yourself? Mostly, but I mean, I think How come we never bring Big Sad up here? He's not really curious about the outside world. How come we never bring Big Sad up here? Because they brought his paperwork up here when we're trying to make him look bad. He never came back after that, yeah. Why you guys trying to play that dude? He got good music. Wait, wait, wait. He brought his paperwork up here. Brick Baby. Wait, which one is Brick Baby? He's in prison. And D.W. Flank? He's from Long Beach. I know D.W. Flank. Who's a firefighter? DW Flam. DW putting out?

2:11:42DW putting out? No. He's like a fire camp. He's from Insane Coo. I know DW. I don't. He's a firefighter. I know. And so is Wack 100, I guess. I've seen Wack as a firefighter as well. What? Everybody's becoming a firefighter. Damn, dude. It's like the new wave. I was one of the 9-11 firefighters. What the fuck is doing? Oh, man. Come on. I was. Really, bro? What? Right after the 25th anniversary. Come on, man. No, why is the lip charge disrespecting 9-11, dude? We disrespect you. You're lying. Y 'all was talking about the terrorists were just misunderstood. No, in 2001, when I was six years old, I was bullying Indian kids in school over 9-11 all day.

2:12:21Well, you're liberal. You guys are racist. What the hell? The liberals are the real racists, bro. What are you, reverse Uno card in me right now? The Indian kids had to, they deserved that. What did the Indian kids do to you? Just because it was like all the brown kids that were like, the Indians got grouped with the Middle East. I was about to say, the people in 9-11, they weren't - They all got grouped in, you know what I'm saying? That was all bad. That's fucking wild. Oh, look. Indians bullying Indians. Do you want to watch DW? What is this? Fire Camp? It's not Fire Camp. Put the fucking headphones on if you want to hear it.

2:12:51Brandon. Brandon. Put your headphones on. You get the context. We have played this before, but I guess this is pretty funny. I've always been becoming a real wildlife firefighter. I know. Well, I am. My brother's right here, and we're training to save lives. It don't matter where you been or where you at for the most part. But if you think you got what it takes, forestry and fire recruitment program is where we at. I don't know if you know, but California needs 3 ,000 to 5 ,000 more firefighters. And if you think you got what it takes, we here. We got a different station from California, well, from San Bernardino all the way to the Bay.

2:13:30If you want to sign up, come through. and to all my celebrity friends who thought or think you got it and you could come down here we got something called the pull up on me challenge all you gotta do is pull up on me come show your talents, your strength and get a real experience of what we do over here I would absolutely do that I like the one glove too I would do that you would be a firefighter I feel like you're not brave enough I'm not going in that building they used to be gay keeping shit like that like becoming a firefighter becoming a cop and stuff that's why we have a shortage and everything the white dudes have that shit on lock like y 'all ain't getting up here but now it looks like that's cool let these niggas do something facts they all buff and shit penitentiary buff ass niggas go pull somebody out of a burner building i think yeah if i wanted to see anybody but i thought it was funny what did munchie say i don't want to somebody named dw flame putting out the fire in my house that was pretty funny i'm not gonna lie amazing are you dipping out on us Adams I just feel like you guys need to let's keep going I'm down to keep going he's Mr.

2:14:3624 hour pod yeah I've done a couple of them what do you feel about 24 hour streams I have a life will you come at least to his housewarming 24 hour stream I want to see your house because I want to be your name I got to come over there and send it up and then he's got to stream for like a week so let's give it a couple weeks I want to move to LA. Pull up. You're more than welcome. That's wild. You should move to a Mexican neighborhood. I think that would be best for you. LA is a Mexican neighborhood. W Mexicans. I actually have some Noah Kahn merch that I want to give you. You want to give me the merch?

2:15:11Yeah. Because it has certain initials on it. That's what he's saying. What's the initial? No, it's nothing. Noah Kahn. Appreciate you. NK? Yeah. All right, brother. I appreciate you. Appreciate you guys. Bro, why are you rushing home and then you're going to go home to your wife? I got shit going on. She's going to go yell at him. You got a hot date? Yes, you did. Oh, God. I got eight side chicks. He's about to get his ass whooped. I got a bunch of chicks. He's getting his ass whooped when he gets home. Bye. Good stuff, Adams. Move to the bat. What is y 'all niggas talking about? What do y 'all want to sit here and talk about?

2:15:45We podcast. We just be talking about shit. That's what we do. Yeah, give me a reach around. Oh, yeah, I'd love to. That's awesome. Hey, tell Josh to check me out, man. My bookie is calling me. They said they're not going to pay you for this, Brandon. So how did you like your time on the Monday show today, Brandon? Not too bad, huh? You're not around any gang members. Not too many Mexicans. I don't mind being around gang members. They don't fucking bother me. The nigga I had a beef with wasn't from nowhere. He got put off. He's a suspect. Y 'all never squash that? Is the beef still active? He's in jail.

2:16:22There is no beef. So then that means it's quats. I talked to him on the phone the other day. He's in good spirits. He is the beef. Getting laid on. Talk to the platter, baby. Okay. He said he'll be out next year, supposedly. Really? They don't let that nigga out early. Don't they let everybody out early, it seems like? California. Free suspect till it's backwards. Facts. How do you think you would do in prison, Doughboy? I don't ever want to go, man. I mean, I would never want to go. But if I did go, you know, I'd have to handle my shit. You've been to jail, Brandon. How was it? I've been to county jail.

2:16:52It was just boring as fuck. That's the thing that I fear the most. Outside, even bigger than physical confrontations or anything like that. I just hate being stuck in the same place and being told I can't leave. I'd be like, what the fuck? You have to eat the same food. And the same food. Oh, my God. The worst part of it. I probably have to start turning up and really making some good spreads and shit. Well, no, it'll be hard for you. Why? Because you're an opinionated Mexican. In jail, Mexicans got to fall in line. That's true. Behind the most ignorant motherfucker. You can't be some type of negotiator or something?

2:17:24No. Southsider, everyday mandatory workouts. They tell your ass, you better go hit this thing over here. You like? They got mandatory workouts. Huh? He's a Northean. If you come down here, you're going to be like, they're going to fucking. I'm not a Northean, yo. That's a Southsider saying that, by the way. That's a big ass Southsider. Be on the camera. That'll make me not want to go to jail. Mandatory workouts? The fuck? They won't fuck with you. They won't fuck with you. You big. They don't try to fight you over that shit. Oh, shit. and he boxed I was boxing with him in Long Beach that's why your ass was over there I was like what the fuck are you doing in Long Beach I was over there too it all makes sense nah but yeah it might be harder for you in jail because you got your own mind and your set of ideals they really want you to fall I play football I'm sure the Northerners aren't much different they have like a regiment yeah from what I've heard I don't know anything they have to yeah but they definitely seem like they've got their stuff together I'll tell you what I don't know I just can't let a fuck up make rules for me like nigga you can't even follow the rules like if I'm smarter than them it's like damn I'm following all these rules and I feel like I can come up with some better rules revise the rules can we revisit the contracts but yeah shout out to the chat man hey and you still won the even with them announcing that you won the poll you're still winning the poll 57-43 did your thing man I like pond with you man you got some good insight Man, we be chilling.

2:18:52Are you guys happy that football's back? Hell yeah. Yes. What fans? Yo fans? I'm Rams. We got our ass whooped first week. Yeah, no Aaron Donald. No, and Miles Garrett now got to have surgery. He's out for four weeks. Busted his knee up. Yeah. I feel like the Browns knew that shit when they traded him to us. We need to get like a training camp. Yeah, he was killing it. But they was like keeping him out of some of this shit in training camp. Like he wasn't going for a brother. They didn't want to get injured. He barely did anything. I think that knee was just, you know, I'm afraid, man. That shit don't look good because he didn't look like himself, bro.

2:19:25I was like, man, what's up, bro? He probably got that shit fucked up in Australia. We definitely need no jumper sports with Doughboy as the head. I think they tried to do no jumper sports. It was with Ski, Josh, and somebody else. Big Ski, Josh. Big Ski got no jumper sports tatted on his head, on the side of his head. That's crazy. I got no jumper tatted. I didn't get no jumper sports. Yeah, show him your tats. He got no jumper tatted on your body. For his first week. That's deep. I'm going to jump in the water type of thing, man. That's deep. It's hilarious. like that 50-year-old that he's cooked.

2:19:55I still can't believe it. You think your girl would be cool about it or you think you have a little strife at home and then you guys will get over it? What kind of question is that? She's tripping already. She was like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, you can't control that. Look, just pass me the 50-year-old bitch and work out your... And then you could be like, man, Brandon's knocking that down. She ain't worried about that. Man, Brandon is about to hit the back of that thing and take her money. It's just scary that a chick... I'm done blowing her back now. It's just scary that a chick would do something like that.

2:20:20that you thought that you were going to do something to make my life miserable and for what reason. I didn't do nothing to you, Deep Light. That ain't like you was my girl for real. No, but you said she's kind of overly emotional. You know women just have control issues. That's just crazy, though. She just wants you to do what she wants you to do. And the cool part is, if they leave us and we acted like that, you're a possessive. You're a child of this life. There's nothing a woman could do that I be calling her job, trying to talk to her boss. Like, let me tell you about this. She could have the best coochie in the world.

2:20:47Let me tell you how this bitch was on her knees last night. Yeah. But men we don't do that That's why they say that's why women get away with cheating Cause men don't Blast them out Like That bitch suck that other dick over there We take that shit to the grave Yeah if a dude hit your girl he ain't gonna call you And be like hey nigga your girl's fuck with me As a man I'm speaking from man to man I fucked Woman to woman They really be on that for sure I'm just calling you on some sister shit let me tell you about this nigga women just can't handle rejection that's her problem women just cause if I was wrong I'd admit it I'd be like yeah yeah my bad would you no we were just having fun I get what you said y 'all was just having a good time I'm sorry if you thought it was something more than that especially if y 'all weren't going on dates how do you even get it mixed up you should have known what it is he don't even want us to be seen in public if you the 2am booty call nobody's gonna be like oh we're not together you know what i'm saying like i mean you know that was so funny she was just she started crying like instantly she was crying i was like damn nice hat though that was hard she was a cool probably up until that moment she was cool but i'm just like god damn you one of those like and then when she seen my face she said seriously she almost hit me with the this what you get face you look stupid like yeah no you cooked her i'm not gonna lie i know people try to act like you've been taking some hells she cooked her fucking self really You're on a win streak right now.

2:22:15Other than passing out, but you didn't break your neck. I didn't break my neck, so I won for that. I'm still counting that as a W. Was it fire? What? What the fuck is going on? Is this brother? Oh, girl? Yeah, the coochie. I mean, I'll give the same match that she gave. I mean, it was all right. It could have been better. It was better than I thought. Better than I thought. That was crazy. That motherfucker's been around for 50 years. But the fact that she didn't say it was trash, even though she was super mad at you, shows that you were blowing her back out. Because if she was like, really that mad, she would have been like, nah, he got a little ass dick.

2:22:42That shit was weak. But she was like, I can't even lie. The little dick shit don't work no more. What happened? No, no, no. The little dick shit don't work no more because if she lets you smack more than twice, that's how it works. Yeah, come on now. Clearly you liked it because women, if they don't like it, they ain't going to let you come back. Then I spin in the block. You wouldn't have kept rocking at all. The women have all the choice when it comes to sexual partners, but they act like they have no choice. Have y 'all ever had a corndex try to do some shit like that like maybe not your job absolutely what's the craziest shit one of your exes did probably uh just post some videos me on twitter like yelling at her or something kicking her out of my crib that was that was pretty bad i'm not gonna lie i was like grabbing her clothes out the closet like hey you gotta go you know what i'm saying because we broke up and then she was like i'm supposed to move away but like can i stay here another month and i was like bitch we just broke up like you gotta get up out of here you're getting evicted getting deported i just had a girl like hit up my girl uh before before i was married i had a girl hit up the girl who the woman was not my wife like oh you know we were messing around but i basically like just showed her the timeline like when i stopped messing with her we got together like a month after that don't overlap that type of shit bitches are just dumb like they want to fuck your life up.

2:23:58Yeah, they want to fuck your life up and look, just keep it moving. You got a coochie in a deep throat. You'll be all right. You'll find a guy. I got to marry you ASAP. Shout out to Mr. Chidun with the $5. Shout out to Zawap. Member for 46 months. Jesus Christ. He said W Pod. Shout out to you Zawap. Cometown 1999. Brandon, yeah, it'd be harder for you in jail. And then he's drooling. Okay. He talking about you. Okay. AJ Carson,$5. Bring Kenny on next week, Moose. I think Josh hates Kenny, so I don't think we're going to be doing that. Why does Josh hate Kenny? Josh works with Kenny. Nah, he doesn't.

2:24:38He acts cool, but he fired him. Kenny was employed? At the store, for sure. Multiple people got fired, though. But you weren't one of them, were you? They still have the store? No, they closed it down, but when it was still around. Oh, so that's how y 'all know Kenny. But he's done shit. He still makes the beats for us and shit. they use them and then kick them back out of the building for sure Kenny's selling churros in Ontario he's alright he sells beats too man Kenny's doing his thing and he's streaming go check out Kenny Malice on YouTube he's just streamed for like 10 hours Kenny be hating on me on Instagram I think he'd just be trolling no he'd be messaging me fuck you Brandon well you message him he showed me the DM you're like repost this and he was like fuck you Brandon exactly yeah but I mean if it's like you shitting on Mexicans then you send it to Mexicans and say repost it We're going to say fuck you.

2:25:26He's not even Mexican. He's Colombian. Exactly. The Colombians vote for Trump. You should like them. Cubans and Colombians. Yeah, yeah. He's Mexican. Oh, he's both. But he leads more Colombian. He's a based Latino for sure. He's a Mexican who hangs out in Orange County. He's like a Nick Fuentes. Yeah, Nick Fuentes, Orange County type of Mexican. He got a black girlfriend. She cute. Yeah. Yeah. We both have black girlfriends. That's what we bond. You have a black girlfriend? You got a black girlfriend. Wow. Is her name Tam? No. Tam hates me. Tam hates me. Tam hates everyone. But I thought you said she liked Mexican dudes.

2:25:58Yeah, but not me because I just said she wasn't good at podcasting. Because you wouldn't give her the chorizo? No, no. He gave his opinion on her podcast. Yeah, I just said she wasn't a good podcast. Her podcasting is just feminism. Yeah, just everybody was glazing her up here and I was just like, can we be honest? I didn't even understand that. And then she didn't like that. And her and the gay guy have been bashing me ever since, but it's okay. What, Dijon? Yeah. Bro funny as hell. You should go on that show. I've went on there before, but they want to beat me up and stuff. They want to fight me.

2:26:25They want to escalate it past words. Yeah, she said she has family in jail that when they get out, they're going to hunt me down. Bitch, they ain't never getting out. I hope not. You know what? I hope not. I'm against the prison reform for her family. She was like, I'm going to have Munchie beat you up. I'm like, what is this nigga now? Zatoichi the blind man? Oh, great. It made no sense, bro. Like, I'm going to have Munchie beat you up. Like, no offense to this nigga Munchie, but, bro, he's blind. About 200 pounds smaller than me. Like, and why are you trying to get two black men to aggress against each other?

2:26:57No, for real. Because you're, because you can't, because you can't pot. Like, that's a great point. Yeah, but that's how it is. That's how these hoes be acting. Like, let me turn them against each other. But here's the cold part. When she wants somebody to beat me up, she calls the black man. But when she ready to give us some pussy, she don't fuck with me. Oh, oh, fucking mic drop, bitch. No, but that's facts. They want the black man to defend the honor, but we ain't worthy to get the coochie. Damn. I never thought of it like that. I never even thought of it like that. I never even thought of it like that.

2:27:23That's crazy. No, I'm kidding. I said she got the Harry Coochie. Hey, I'm giving her some publicity because the bitch can't get no views. You're definitely going to be reacting to it on the podcast. Oh, they're going to be on your ass. No, they could be on my ass. We're going to do a whole episode. Dijon, I will pull up to your fucking show, bro. With Tam right there. That would be great. I think that would be the biggest episode. That would be the numbers. I'll be the first nigga to ever pull up on that bitch. Okay. Yo, a lot of people gave me good feedback that like, yo, Doughboy's spot is fire.

2:27:50Like, you know what I'm saying? You gotta start the streams though, bro. People are fucking with it. What are you doing? Oh, I was gonna do a taco Tuesday tomorrow night. Why are you telling me that? Why didn't you tell Brandon? Like, what the hell? I'm telling both of y 'all. No, but you looked at me when you said the taco. I know you like tacos. I know you like tacos. You know what? I'm doing a taco Tuesday tomorrow night at the crib, man. You're more than welcome. You're doing a lot of shit. I'm trying to make it like a content house. That's a 25 % Mexican. I'm trying to make it like we're over here.

2:28:16Taco! Last weekend, it was a barbecue that got canceled because he passed out. What's tomorrow? Tomorrow's Tuesday. Can't sit on Taco Tuesday. Nah, yeah, he can't. He was never going to come. No matter what day you said. Legit, I was going to pull up on you. My daughter got a volleyball game tomorrow night at 530. What time are you doing it? I might still pull up. We'll start at 8. Oh, shit. I think it'll be over by then. But I think we got to drive to Culver City. So we'll technically be in LA. Is it real tacos or black people tacos? Black people tacos are the best tacos, fool. No, they're not.

2:28:46Yes, they are, motherfucker. Ketchup and shit. Not ketchup, that's for hoes. Black people do not put ketchup on tacos. Hoes put ketchup on their tacos. No, they don't. No, they don't. I am black. And they're cooked ground beef. What's wrong with ground beef? I'm not eating fucking taco bell meat. Listen, I am black. Black people traditionally do not put ketchup on tacos. Bitches do stuff like that. Let us know. If you're black in the chat, do you put ketchup on your tacos? Let me know. Bruh. No, we don't. You know what we used to put? Don't put ketchup on his tacos. Hell no. No, bro. It was that one little Juanita's.

2:29:17Remember that Juanita's like taco sauce? It's in the glass jar. I know what you're talking about. That's what black people would fuck with. Okay. Back in the day. It come in the red and the green one. That's solid. We used to fuck with that. When I was growing up, we would do the fucking iceberg lettuce bullshit with the cheese. You don't do that now? No, I upgraded to cilantro. Cilantro. I don't fuck with cilantro. I don't like cilantro. You one of those people that tastes like soap. Nigga, you got to evolve. I don't like cilantro. Supposedly some people have a gene where cilantro tastes like soap to them.

2:29:46No, I don't taste like soap. I just don't like it because it's too onion-y to me. It feels onion-y. No, there's just onion mixed with cilantro. I just don't like it. Is it acidic? He said he don't like onions. Onions are fire. He's the pickiest fat dude I've ever met in my life. I don't eat warm fruit. No peach cobbler. No apple pie. Oh, nigga, you tripping. Peach cobbler, you ain't black. It just feels wrong to me. I don't like cooked apples, but peach cobbler are best. I don't like cooked apples. Yeah, I don't like cooked apples. But I will eat the crust off of an apple crust. Thank you. I'm knocking that down.

2:30:14It's more of a cinnamon like apple flavor, not chunks of apple. Yeah. Like, OK, so at first, I was using iceberg lettuce with a thick cut up tomatoes. But then as I saw the way the street taco vendors did it, it was like, this is a better flavor. It's so easy. Onion, cilantro. Chop up an onion. Chop up cilantro. You do sour cream. Of course, you got to put the fucking sour cream. and the thing what makes it black tacos is we mix a lot of flavors in with the ground beef like we'll throw the sauce in with the ground beef while it's cooking you gotta open up your mind to this ground beef thing man it's like the meat holds more flavor no bro it's juicy it's like the black taco has the juice with the flavor in it it's just the oil really is what you're talking about ground beef makes it's own oil it's like Jimboise that's why you like Jimboise you ever been to Sacramento?

2:31:03No. They have this taco spot. Oh, I've been to Sacramento. There's a taco spot out there called Jim Boys. It's the best shit ever. It's the worst shit ever. This nigga don't like it. They have Jim Boys out here? No, they have Am Boys. It's Northern Cali. Is Willie's and Tommy's the same thing? Because I've been told that. Tommy's out here is the same as Willie's on Broadway. And they're brothers. Is Sacramento like a big city? It's a big city. It's like a cow town trying to be a big city for sure. But it's big city vibes now. Because I did spell cow. We're both from there. We're both Sac-A-Lum.

2:31:29Yeah, I'm from Sacramento. So y 'all over there with Jason Lee? The gay nigga. No, he's Stockton. That's 209. That's like our little cousin. But isn't he like a city council member? Vice mayor of Stockton. He's like a mayor. That nigga got cooked by Candace Owens. He dropped out because he said he got so much backlash. No more politics. No, because he was committing fraud. That's why he dropped out. That's what they're alleging. We're not going to put that on that gay black man. I'm putting that on that gay ass nigga. Look, did you see Roe get cooked by Candace Owens in that debate? I saw them going at it for sure.

2:31:59I didn't see the whole thing. They were not going at it. she was annihilating this thing. On the Bein' Out pod, we're going to react to that tonight. He sounded so dumb. I'm like, bro, you are just nowhere near him. You can tell he's more of a face guy, not more of a policy guy. He's a celebrity face guy. What do you mean face guy? With that damn hair. Him and Adam are really good friends. Jason Lee? Are they lovers? No. Jason Love? No.

2:32:30shout out to Colin Edwards member for three months you're supposed to use Tennessee Pride for black tacos Tennessee Pride Tennessee Pride he's looking the shit up you're such a fucking nerd you spelled Pride wrong you spelled it with a O I spelled Tennessee wrong no you spelled Pride wrong you spelled them both wrong but I think this is the brand right here Tennessee Pride Is it like hot sauce or something? Biscuit mix Fried sausage Tennessee pride sausage Why would you listen to someone from Tennessee About tacos? Y 'all nasty No black person do that But you know what I did find out when I went to Louisiana I found out these niggas was down there putting hot dogs in gumbo That's it Yes That's down back That's not who invented it Yeah they was putting hot dogs in gumbo I went to a motherfucker's house one time.

2:33:25They had put hot dogs in the spaghetti. I left. See? I ain't here for this shit. Don't black people put sugar in their spaghetti? Mm-hmm. You don't do that? A lot of people. I know Italians put like a pinch, but like I seen Lil Boosie pouring like a cup of sugar in it. He be doing too much. Some black people put sugar in spaghetti, but we never did. We just made it like regular. A lot of people put sugar in a lot of stuff that you probably wouldn't think. Like in our tuna, like when you make tuna. You putting sugar in it? I don't put no damn sugar in our tuna. Where the hell was sugar in it? That's why you're so big bag.

2:33:55I'm putting sugar in your tube. I mean, not a ton, but just to give it that little twink. You don't need sugar because you put the sweet relish in there and I give it to you. But see, I don't put relish in my shit. I put dill relish in my joint. I'm saying. That's just nasty. I ain't never seen it. It's either you got to chop up a pickle or you put the relish in there. But I know. You just eating it all plain with just the all mushy and shit. No texture. It's good times. No, that's disgusting. That's white people shit. Yeah. You probably put Miracle Whip in it too. Hell fucking yeah. You better not disrespect it.

2:34:23You're going to respect something today. Miracle Whip is disgusting. Are you dead ass? I would rather die and jump from the top of a skyscraper than eat Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip is a delicacy, my boy. No, it's not. My grandma used to buy that shit and I never used to. You don't mess with it? One of my grannies used to buy Miracle Whip. My other granny used to do the real best foods mayonnaise. Yeah. That's the granny. What are y 'all putting on your pork chop sandwiches? Chopped sandwich Miracle Whip. Nigga. No. No, nigga. Next time you come over, I'm going to make you. I'm not even going to tell you I'm putting Miracle Whip on it.

2:34:55I'm going to just hand you the plate. Miracle Whip has a tang to it. It has like a little tang to it. It tastes rotten. It tastes like spoiled mayo. I love some Miracle Whip. Because it's just all oil. It's nasty, bro. It's nasty. Miracle Whip is disgusting. I don't know. You tripping. Both of y 'all tripping. But they do put a little sugar in the... People do put a little sugar in the spaghetti to take away the sugar. Yeah, I've heard that. Even the super Italians do that. Yeah, but if you just cook your... If you make your own sauce, you don't need to do that. We got Dragonite Spass,$5. We put sugar in our spaghetti because it takes the bitterness away.

2:35:25Hey, just like Brandon just said. I'll take that just like we just said. This is a fact. That's what it's about. But if you just, if you know how to do your shit, you don't need to put nothing in. This is the Big Back podcast. Let's go. The Big Back, yeah. Get that fucking white twink out of here. Now we can talk about the real deal shit. The food. The white boys. Have y 'all had the new chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A yet with the waffle? The breakfast thing with the waffle? I don't go to Chick-fil-A too much. I haven't been to Chick-fil-A. I had an ex. I was a white girl. we used to have to eat Chick-fil-A fucking almost every other day.

2:35:52And it just ruined it for me. I can't. So you went from a white ex to a black girl. I usually date black girls, but that was the one time I dated a white girl and it was like the worst relationship ever. So why was it bad? Just kind of, she acted like the girl who called in, like crying all the time. I think I was beating it down too good. She was just too emotional. Always crying and shit. It was just, it was not a vibe. I wouldn't say. You hit that pussy and touched her soul. I guess so. Yeah. That is something about the way you're doing it. Yeah, we broke up and she moved to Tennessee, actually.

2:36:23Tennessee? Went back to it with her people. Tennessee pride. No. Straight up. What you got coming, Brandon? Any content? Where can the people find you? No, I don't want these niggas on my channel. No, do the plug, man. Hey, what's up? Defiant Brandon. D-E-F-I-A-N-T, Brandon. Hey, you guys, go follow him. Listen, no, go follow me on Instagram so I can get to 10 ,000 followers so I can monetize my Instagram. I got all the news popping up I've basically like automated it all the news stories on then I come in and I drop some tidbits about the stories go to Instagram turn me up bro like I need to have a huge Instagram phone he sends me all his racist content and says repost this for me what about you Doughboy what can we expect to see from Doughboy I am Doughboy I am Doughboy TV I am D-O-B-O-Y Defiant Brandon right there, just in case you guys missed it.

2:37:18You're welcome to my fucking YouTube. D-O-B-O-Y-T-V-I-A-M-D-O-B-O-Y-T-V. I'm going to be streaming live tonight, so tune in after this. I'm going live. You have an interest in a selection of glasses. What got you into the different glasses? You always have different glasses on when I see you. Oh, all those glasses, ironically, are for when I'm sitting in front of the laptop or computer to take the glare away. Okay. But they just look so good, so sometimes I just, like, throw them on for a pic. They just have very colorful ones, different shapes. It's like you have a whole plethora of glasses. I always see you with different ones on.

2:37:52Yeah, shout out to Doughboy. Check them out, man. Live in a year. Damn, it hasn't been live in a year. We're going to change that, though. And go listen to the Kyle diss. Great song. I haven't posted it on my Instagram. As well as go listen to Keep It Moving, the 2001 release of Doughboy's Christian song. Yeah. Tomorrow I'm going to talk about Lil Durk and why him getting found not guilty is terrible for the black community. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got to take you to task on that. Why do you think that? Oh, here we go. Because he's a damn criminal. Don't leak all your content. No, I don't care.

2:38:25There's nothing that Lil Durk offers to the black community but just death and destruction. And now he's the worst type of nigga there is because, you know, back in the day it was about getting out the hood, right? And using your money for good. But it's looking like he was using his money to just go and get hits put on people that he had beef with from the old neighborhood. And why are you taking him to the test? You wanted Dirk in prison. I said if he was guilty. I said if he was guilty. He is guilty. But if he had his day in court and he was found innocent, what if this was a big conspiracy against him the whole time?

2:38:58No, it wasn't. They're always trying to hold a black man down. What if they was going to get old boy anyway? And it was like, niggas, you're going to pay us to do this. He only got off because he's in California. We're extremely liberal. and the jury probably was fucking tainted by all those people out in the front, Free Dirk. And those all white and Asian women mostly, I heard. Yeah, all we do is glorify niggas killing each other. It's just a meat grinder at this point. The average drill rapper lives for 18 months after they like him. But do you take the task more, the fact that they're talking about the destruction or that it's entertaining to people and that's what's selling?

2:39:33What the problem is, they have a fan base who basically, like I said, they're putting them in like a meat grinder. It's not really a fan base. These people are waiting to see these niggas die, you know, or be killed due to what they're saying. Because soon as the nigga die, the same fans that was like, we love this dude. They're literally now streaming the dude who killed this person to see if he's going to talk about it in a song. Look at Jeff, young Bloodhound Jeff. then the other nigga got killed right after him and then Q50 is dead now rest in peace to that gentleman rest in peace to all of them but rest in shit I'm just kidding you remember Soulman?

2:40:19you remember Bernie back on Soulman? but look if you listen to Shoulda Saw It everything Jeff talk about in that song sounds just like the way Q50 murder like what happened with his murder. They have a style of killing people in Chicago. So what I'm saying is even to the 50 rounds walk all that. So it's like you can tell it's just like a repetitive cycle of shit happening. It's a vicious cycle. And then there's no intelligence like my nigga you sitting at a gas station in a Tesla my nigga. Teslas don't take no motherfucking gas. The mind is gone. Have you ever done Percocet? No. He was off a lot of them I heard.

2:41:01Yeah. I didn't even think about that though. He was nodding off. They said he woke up, was like, I need some snacks, and then hopped out the car. Yeah, they said he was sitting there for a minute. Then bro's in Fuller Park. Fuller Park is one of the most dangerous areas in Chicago, right? Then you got a mayor who don't give a fuck about nothing. The police can't do nothing. Like, it's just situational awareness is lacking to these niggas. You see G. Erbo, Polo G, Chief Keefe. They laid the groundwork and showed you how to get the fuck out of there. Yeah, they moved away. They moved away. These niggas are literally making songs about sliding.

2:41:37Like Jeff, Youngblood, whatever Jeff. Bloodhound. Bloodhound, yeah. How did he die? He was trying to go kill a nigga and got set up. They knew the nigga was going to try to come. Q50 was with him doing that too. Bro rolled up on a porch and got smoked. Trying to go smoking, nigga. Black people just got to stop mourning these niggas. At the end of the day, them niggas got everything they wanted. Everything they wanted they got. there is definitely so I know I feel sorry for the nigga and then it's stupid ass mama now they gonna be looking for you cause you done made a threat towards them these hyper emotional females has raised these young hyper emotional diggers and the cycle continues but yeah man go tune in MooseMan916 I'll be live later with BoJackman, Kenny Malice you know a bunch of Mexicans we're rocking out doing our thing but this has been the Monday show thank you guys for tuning in let us know man should Brandon be back for good Will he pull up on us?

2:42:34He was a great fourth. He was a great fourth today. Shout out to Brandon, man. It's all good. I love you guys. Go check out that reel that they posted about our conversation on here. I'm sure it's riveting. I can't wait to go watch it. Love you guys. Deuces. We'll see you tomorrow on the Tuesday show. 4 p.m.

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0:00 - Intro
3:29 - Brandon vs Moose on Immigration
7:15 - Q50 & Chicago Violence
11:06 - Doboy Reacts to Kyle Incident
21:04 - Adam Gets Relationship Advice
27:09 - Adam Gives Update on Lena
40:34 - Doboy Talks Politics
53:44 - Doboy on Trump & Voting
1:17:00 - Doboy Reveals ER Visit
1:19:34 - Woman Tries to Expose Doboy
1:21:45 - Adam Calls Her Live
1:27:55 - Doboy Responds
1:41:28 - Should Brandon Return to the Show?
1:59:56 - Adam Questions Doboy’s Money
2:14:04 - Brandon Talks Warchief Fight
2:22:21 - Suspect Update & Jail Talk
2:44:10 - Lil Durk, Q50 & Drill Culture
2:48:26 - Outro

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