Michael Blackson on Impregnating his Sidechick, Kevin Hart Roast, Katt Williams Beef & More

30:24Because I'm like, all right, damn. Now that Cat and Cab had his fake fucking makeup on Netflix, right? You saw it, right? Yeah. Is that going to stop Cat from talking about Cab anymore? How does that feel? Did it even feel real? You know what I'm saying? So at the end of the day, beef sells. and especially with black people. I don't know why it is, why it's like that. I'm not sure it's a black thing. I mean, I feel like there's a lot of beef within the white world as well. If you look at tech CEOs, you got Sam Altman and Elon Musk going to war with each other and everything like that. But I feel like it quite often doesn't necessarily become entertainment to the audience.

31:11The fan base is not as excited about it. But I mean, even like my wife is a massive Taylor Swift fan, which has kind of resulted in me becoming a Taylor Swift fan, too. And it's like her animosity towards her ex boyfriends or rumored beefs with other female singers and stuff like even for white women who are kind of like on the opposite end of what we would expect to be so interested in beef. Like they're directly tied into the shit as well. Like when people can find it, that's, you know, it's quite often the hook that will get people out of their seats. you know I think sometimes too if entertainers were were cool enough to hey man me with these guys privately let's privately squash our beef they're like publicly being beef to sell tickets you know what I mean if they could I mean I'm not sure do any of them do that or not to just keep that money coming to do like a live show together I've seen it in the past but very rarely no not in live no like if you have real beef with someone You call him directly Meet him at the house You know what I mean Let's squad you Whatever But you know For us to keep selling Let's just keep Let's keep it peaceful Yeah But let's still And like We got this beef going on It's possible But I haven't really Seen it firsthand I mean I remember All the way back The diplomats Jim Jones and Cameron It was rumored In I think I'm gonna say Maybe like 2000 Who were you beefing with?

32:34Each other So like around like 2008 Okay Cameron said that At one point Jim Jones came to him And said hey let's fake a beef for you know publicity and attention and cameron was like what the like he was because 2008 this is a long time 20 years ago people weren't necessarily thinking about beef in the way that we're talking about it where it's a promotional mechanism and uh that that always kind of stood out to me as the first time that i ever heard considered maybe these beefs are not always real because somebody like 50 cent i mean he beefs in a a bloodthirsty manner. Like he wants to ruin your career for life.

33:11He never wants you to do well again. You know, to me with him, it seems a hundred percent. It has to be, it's, that's why, well, what I was saying, I went at people that had real beef already. Not just two motherfuckers. I'm like, yo man, let's pretend we got a beef. Right. You know what I mean? Real beef is there already. You know, but, you know, to my, my, my good friend, 50, I mean, yeah, he been beefing with Diddy for a long time, but I mean, now I guess we see why. True. To me, Young Buck is the most extreme example because Young Buck is not a ditty who's like a billionaire. He's like a guy who realistically is kind of probably paycheck to paycheck.

33:46He's not exactly killing it. And 50 has just over and over and over throughout the years just done whatever he possibly could do to make sure that his career did not make any kind of comeback because he felt like Young Buck was disloyal to him in the early stages of his career. And on one hand, I understand it. This is a person that you essentially made famous, and now you want to make sure that you can't really capitalize on the momentum that you gave him by co-signing him. But, I mean, at a certain point, when it's 20 years later, it's kind of just shocking to me to see the way 50 holds on to that.

34:19I respect it. And there's a sad part about it where a lot of times beef is always within the team. Always, yeah. That's the bad part, man. This person I helped put on one day is going to turn against me. it's kind of like a marriage and a divorce I guess you know yeah I mean a thin line between love and hate once you switch over okay let me ask you about that Kevin Hart because it feels like because of the enormity of it because of the fact that it was streamed live on Netflix that it was like three hours live uncut because of the fact that Kevin Hart is such a giant star it felt like so many people who don't normally concern themselves with comedy were kind of it felt the desire to weigh in on this in particular the black community who are very very offended by some of the things that were said about george floyd in particular when you see that situation playing out why do you think that this sort of became kind of like an inflection point where a lot of like non-comedy fans are being forced to reckon with how offensive a lot of things that are said in comedy in particular in roasts are um that's my guy what's the guy's name again fuck you gotta I said a joke.

35:34Who's the guy? Tony Hinchcliffe? Tony. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Tony's a great roaster. Great. I did a roast with him, me, at the Snoop roast. We had a Snoop roast. And he's landed in this sort of situation many times. Many times, he has. I think because we, you know what I mean? If you watch the show, without that joke, he probably got to stand up because he's just that good at roasting. He did not need that. He didn't need that joke. It wasn't even like, I mean, there was nothing too clever about it or funny about it. And he was a standing O without it. But why did he say it? He said it because it would create controversy.

36:11You got a special coming out. You want to put a talk about him. And don't get it wrong. A few racist people, because every, you know, there's a racism everywhere. A few racist people, of course, appreciated the joke. you know and so hey fan base is fan base so he did it for whatever purpose he was trying to accomplish he accomplished it you know because now everybody's talking about him

36:38like I said it was an unnecessary material secondly you know my opinion on the rose I mean I was invited to the rose but I was working anyway I had a show booked in Chicago it was Mother's Day if I wasn't working I probably would have showed up in person. I mean, I was invited to be on the panel or nothing for whatever reason. I think when you're doing roasts like that, it's great to have star because it's Netflix, it's star-studded and you want to have as many names as possible. But, you know, a lot of those people on the panel didn't know Kevin personally. You know? Like, who knew Naeem might know him a little bit even though Naeem met him at the hype, almost the hype of his career.

37:23you know Spank was from Philly I'm surprised like you know they didn't allow Spank you gotta have guys that really know this guy personally like me Kev and three other comics two other comics were all arrested together at one time we all got locked up and spent over like a few hours in jail and what was that for? for some dumb shit like nothing that we and Kev did so we 1999 we knew comics right We are new comics traveling from Philly to New York to go do a show. We all met up. We all broke. At this time, I'm driving 99. I had a 92 Ford Taurus. Kevin had no fucking car in my time. Ture had a piece of shit.

38:18That's the other comic. His name was Ture Gordon. and then another guy and then the only guy that had a nice car was one guy named Buck Wild he's a local Philly comic Buck is like real big with like everything scamming I mean he has counterfeit money fake jewelry this guy once sold me a fake Rolex I didn't know any better he sold me a fake Rolex had me on a payment plan on a fake Rolex wow yeah that's Buck if you're listening to this I'm f***ing you again right so we all on our way to New York we all decide to meet in one place in Philly, park our car, and hop into one car. Hop into the most reliable car.

38:58The guy with the most reliable car was Buck. Buck had like a, I guess it's 1999, he probably had him like a 96 Nissan Maximum. You know what I mean? I'm sure he sold a bunch of fake Rolex to get this car. So we all hopped in his car, and unfortunately, bucked me so fraudulent, this guy had, and we didn't know, we found out when we got pulled over by the state trooper, New Jersey state trooper. This guy had a license plate that belonged to another car, on his car. So what happened back in the 90s, and I was, I can't even act like I was, I haven't done it, but I did as well, where if you get a lot of parking tickets in your car, you report the license plate stolen, you get a new plate.

39:48Just that simple. or you start fresh, you know? So Buck must have had a plate that somebody must have reported stolen. Like somebody probably got a lot of tickets, got rid of that plate, and Buck took that license plate and put it on his car. So now if the cops, if the statue will follow you and they read your license plate, first thing that come up is stolen property. So they think that whole car is stolen. That's exactly what happened. So here we are about to drive. We all made up at one place in Philly, downtown Philly. We leave our cars there. We all hop into this Nissan Maximum. You know, and Buck, obviously, you know, he don't want to drive because he know his shit ain't together.

40:30His license ain't together. His license plate ain't together. So I'm going to volunteer dumbass to drive this car. So we were on the turnpike. Very close. We were like Newark, New Jersey. Like exit 13 on the turnpike. We right almost in New York about to go do the show for a fellow comedian in Brooklyn, Mike. Brooklyn booked us on a Tuesday night. You know, me, Buck, Trey. This particular night, he has all the Philly guys on the show tonight. So here we are on our way to go pick up this$100 each. Because that's all I was getting paid was$100 each.

41:06All of a sudden, I see a state trooper behind me. I get nervous. Mind you, I only been in America 10 years or so. You know, cops just scares me for some reason. I live in the hood. I live in the Southwest Philly hood. And whenever we see a police, it's just never good. So I see police behind me. I'm nervous. I'm like, mind you, the speed limit is probably 60. I'm probably like now slowed down to like 55. So now I'm looking suspicious. And then all of a sudden, the state, you put this out, I read the license plate. Next thing you know, light comes on. I'm like oh my god what the hell what's going on pull over pulls us out pull out with guns like get out the car guns pulled out on us all four of us driver put your hands up walk backwards I've never had this problem I've never I've never been into this situation before I don't even know which direction to go they're like Mike you're gonna get shot you know I'm gonna make a long story we all end up on the floor we like you know Buck in the meantime has like counterfeit money in his pocket.

42:13He's like throwing it away on the side. The police state trooper saw it like, hey, I think you dropped your money. Get that shit right back to this motherfucker. Right. He's trying to get rid of counterfeit money. So he said, where you guys going? Is it stolen property? Where you going? I said, I'm going to New York to do a show, please. I'm a comedian. I have my headshots in the trunk, you know, pleading my case. And Kevin is laughing his ass off, right, because I'm talking in this African accent. and I'm pleading my case and I'm a comedian and I have headshots. He's just cracking the fuck up nonstop.

42:45This little midget motherfucker laughing his ass up on the floor, right? While I'm going through and I might get deported, motherfucker. I don't know what's going on. I'm drowning. They said, whose car is it? Before they even put this over, Buck said, listen, if they ask you who car it is, tell them you don't know. I said, motherfucker, what do you mean? They said, who car is it? I said, this motherfucker's car. Buck, fuck, wow. Okay? Right? Right. So make a long and so short, we all end up in a holding cell in Newark and I guess he realized it was you know the car not selling the license plate or whatever it is here we are in a holding cell Buck is still nervous so this guy still got this counterfeit money in his pocket he's afraid he's about to get searched now he's like chewing the money and spitting in the damn toilet and his mouth is turning green he's asking us to like chew some money with him I'm like look motherfucker I'm not hungry I'm not chewing no fucking money right so so making a long story short we end up going home the dropper was over at the train station at like 4 in the morning we missed the gig like completely missed the gig we ain't had cell phones to call and hear what's going on or we might have had our cell phone who knows I don't remember whatever it is Brooklyn Mike was pissed that we didn't make it to work that night and the funny thing about it the day that we had we had a court date to come to court and clear this up The day that it happened to give me a court date was the same day that I had to come to L.A.

44:12to do my audition for the movie next Friday. Oh, wow. So I remember me and Cav, the only motherfuckers that decided we were going to record. To Ray and Buck, I don't know why, they just decided they got things to do. They ain't coming. So me and Cav ran out of car at the Philly airport, hopped in the car, drove that morning to court. At 9 a.m., was done about 10 a.m., 10, 11 a.m., We made it back in Philly by 1 p.m. for me to catch a 150 p.m. flight to make it to my audition. So things like that, you have to get people that really know Cav to find a committed part in the way that guy got arrested, how he worked at Fort Locker.

44:53We know him. We watch him grow up. I was doing comedy maybe two, three years before him. He came right afterwards, after us. He's like after me. So we saw him grow up. We saw him working and selling sneakers and stuff like that. I think a lot of times if you want to get a real good moment roast, go get motherfuckers that really know this motherfucker. It makes it even more fun. I feel like one of the prevailing sentiments from people sort of outside of comedy is that Kev is, that he really kind of like failed the black community by allowing a white comic to make jokes like that in his face without reacting.

45:28And I feel like they're kind of like fundamentally misunderstanding how the comedy world works because I can't think of a worse look for kev as a comedian than if he had like visibly been offended in that moment if he if he had stood up and and clearly been disgusted i feel like a lot of people who aren't really fans of comedy think that that would have like won him points or that would have been a good look i feel like in comedy that would have been frowned upon so much he would have been viewed as a diva who couldn't take a joke like do you think he should have done anything in that moment it's kind of hard.

46:05It's hard as a comic. Right. But let's especially him being a comic as well. Yeah. But let's go to Tom Brady roast. The one of the rules they gave them was Tom said y 'all cannot talk about Robert Kraft and that whole massage situation. Okay. When, what's the bullhead guy named that always roasts, that does every roast? Jeff Ross. Jeff Ross. Yeah. When Jeff was doing a joke about Kraft, what happened? Did they edit it out? No, no, no. Do you know what happened? I forget. Tom Brady got up and said, don't say that shit again. Wow. Right? Because he's not a comic. He's a football guy. Right. I'm going to tackle you, motherfucker.

46:43Well, he had his rules. Don't say about that. Did he make rules on what I was talking about? Who knows? I think the only thing Kev could have done to save himself in the black community when he did the Breakfast Club interview, hey, listen, I'm sorry this guy said this. I wish he never said it. It wasn't a great joke. and when I see him I'm going to let him know how I felt about it and I also made sure that it was edited out of the show after it went live because after it went live they edited a few things out of it. Interesting. But that one was not edited. Oh. So that he could have saved himself that way.

47:22Interesting. You know what I mean? Because it was really out of his control. Right. But that's the only thing he could have done afterwards. Instead of simply like you know it's comedy it's this and that. Yeah, it was comedy, but that was not comedy. That particular thing that happened wasn't comedy. So he could have did that. He went fine. Yeah, it feels like the more offensive the subject matter, the more important it is that the joke be undeniably hilarious. Like same deal when they made the joke about the lady whose husband killed himself, even though that was like 20, 30 years ago or whatever.

47:54It's still like even for me as somebody who engages with a fair amount of comedy, still really stood out to me of like, wow, like that just really feels like a f***ed up line to cross. But I feel like once you get all these comics in the same room, like that's just understood that we are here to cross as many lines as possible. Yeah, but at least it was about her husband. And she's on a roast. Right. George Floyd had nothing to do with the show. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Like his brother was there and he was part of the roast. You know what I mean? And it'd be one thing if it was a black comic making that joke.

48:29But it being a white. Black comic would not make that joke. No, we'd been a white guy. Definitely made it bad. Yeah. But I don't think a smart black comic would make that joke. Because he'll probably lose his black audience. A white guy saying it, he's not going to lose his white audience. Right. I mean, there's an issue of what is too soon. And I guess the George Floyd thing was like six years ago. So I guess now, I don't think you would have heard that joke in 2022. Yeah, probably. now they feel like there's a little bit more room for them to be able to do it the same way like the holocaust was obviously horrific it feels like world war ii and the holocaust is you know generally up for grabs when it comes to comedy right um i mean no i don't know i don't know much about it anything i try to stay with death i just don't i don't do death jokes man i'm i'm so scared i just feel like i'm you know that somehow some ways on karma's gonna come back on me if i do anything has to do with death right you know it's i just can't yeah kids it was like a big thing for me that i feel like i just no matter how bad we're beefing i don't really want to make jokes about your kid or even like jay-z's kind of like in that new freestyle he did at the roots picnic he's kind of gently poking at nikki minaj about uh one of her kids allegedly having a really yeah but like because one of her kids has like a learning disability apparently to me that's just like Kanye also said that Jay-Z kids...

49:53Which I didn't know this at the time, but I said something about how offensive that was, and I had somebody say to me, like, hey, there's a reason why his kids are never on camera. Like, the older one, I think she's, like, 18, she's on camera. They'll walk the runway with her. But we haven't seen the boys, which, you know, I don't want to make light of it, but I guess when Kanye said that, it's not like he was just making something up out of thin air. You got to know them personally. I mean, obviously he does. Yeah. Yeah, man, so it is what it is. Definitely. But do you think, like, would you say overall that you would side more with, like, the people who are offended by it or the people who are more free speech absolutists who think that everything should be up for grabs in comedy?

50:36Me personally, I'm not making fun of nobody's dead family members or whatever. I mean, George Floyd was not, it shouldn't have been mentioned because George Floyd's family was not on the roast. You just pick somebody out of the blue because he knew that this person happened the whole thing. I don't know. I would sigh for those who felt that he was wrong and it was unnecessary. Right. Definitely. But he did it for his personal reasons. It wasn't. And did he write it himself? Did the writer give it to him? I mean, if the writers gave me jokes, you could reject certain jokes. but you know Hicklip that's what he does he goes hard yeah cause I mean I think like to a lot of non-comics or people who aren't like terribly familiar with this they think that people are just kind of cooking up jokes on the spot and I actually cause it was kind of during the whole Netflix comedy is a joke festival thing and I had actually gone to a show the night before the roast which was like Andrew Schultz and Jelly Roll where like the headliners and Tony Henshcliffe came out and a bunch of other people who were on the roast.

51:46And actually, it came off to me as kind of lazy, but they were like reading their jokes. Oh, yeah, they were trying them out. For the roast. They were reading them at the show the night before. Right. And so I had a little bit of a sneak preview of that. And a lot of those jokes were like the same ones that made it into it. And for me, I feel like that kind of killed at least a little bit of the shock because I kind of... For you. Yeah, I already heard them like the night before. And so I was a little bit surprised. Was the Joy Floor joke in it? I think it was. I think it was. You don't remember?

52:14There was a lot of deeply offensive jokes that I was kind of shocked by, but it felt like a different environment because it was mostly white. I'm almost thinking if he was in that joke while he was trying out his material, I was hoping somebody would be like, hey, man, you sure you want to do that joke? Right. But a Jelly Roll Andrew Schultz crowd is going to be the whitest crowd you could probably ever get. So it's not going to be the crowd that would be offended by that. But you know how white people are when they hear a joke that they know is racist as fuck, which is like you're laughing, but you're also kind of, Jesus Christ.

52:46Hope nobody knows. I just laughed at that one, dude. Um, so I mean, it was a little bit of a different feel in that venue, I think. Yeah. Um, so, okay. When we were going to do, we were supposed to do this interview maybe six months ago and then you ended up canceling at the last minute because you were having a little bit of a PR debacle because you, I guess, impregnated a friend of yours that was outside of your primary relationship. and you maybe didn't want to confront that at the time? What can we say about this? Well, you know what? I guess when the news came out, the internet was on my ass about it.

53:24So I didn't, I wasn't feeling it was the right moment. Sometimes things happen, you need things to calm down a little bit. Fix your problems before you go talk about it instead of doing it in a moment. Right, because you put out a statement about it which you got some shit for because people felt like your statement was sort of comedic in nature. It wasn't serious enough. I mean, yeah. Like I said, man, I'm a comic. So even during a hard time, I still try to throw a little comedy in there. Is comedy necessary every time? Probably not. But goodness, what am I if I can't throw a joke in there somehow, some way?

54:05But yeah, I mean, that situation is fixed now. I mean, the kids are like, Mikey is about to turn a year old next week, and the other one is like 10 months old. So, you know, things are calm now. And now I'm, I mean, I'm, I guess, open to talk about things now. Okay. So your primary girlfriend is okay with this situation now? She's understanding about it? Because I got to say, I feel like my wife would be able to forgive me to a certain extent for cheating. I feel like she would probably not be able to forgive me if I impregnated another woman. I feel like that would cross a big line in her mind.

54:47You know, with me, my relationship with my fiance from day one has been honesty. you know and she I mean and she knows that I you know I'm allowed to go out and play occasionally as long as you know keep it safe right condoms which that sounds horrible I don't know how you could possibly do that but and the thing about condoms too man after like after three couple of years of sleeping with somebody it's gonna come off oh yeah you know what I mean it's gonna come off really after night one for me it's the things even night one is a stretch. It's hard for me to fathom. But yeah, so eventually it was going to come off.

55:31And because of that, things happened. So she couldn't get too mad because she knew that I was allowed to do certain things. I mean, she was mad that I had a whole baby. I couldn't understand what she was going through with that. But it's not like I was a dishonest person. I felt like I was honest from the beginning of this whole thing. So I didn't feel too much of a kid. Right. You know, because Mike has been doing his thing for the, you know, since I became single. And I was like, you know, even though I was in a relationship with her, I told her, if I'm going to be in this relationship with us, I need to be free.

56:07Otherwise, I can't be in a relationship. And she was okay with it. She was okay with me having, you know, impregnating somebody, you know. But she definitely was a bigger person. She was very mature and very understanding. And then she, you know, she accepts the other baby and loves it like it's her own. You know, I got to give a shout out to her. And I mean, now the babies are like, you know, baby form. Like one is about to be a year, the other one is 10 months. It's like they both put a smile on my face. Even my schedule and everything, I make sure I FaceTime them at least every other day if I'm not around.

56:42You know, and babies just bring new life to you, man. Yeah, it's amazing. You have any kids? Yeah, five-year-old daughter. Oh, okay. Just one. A lot of my guys, I'm a boy maker. My guy's like, damn, how you make a boy? I mean, I don't know. How many kids you got at this point? Let me see. What state is this? California. Okay, I got one here. Little babies in Arizona, and I got twin boys in Pittsburgh. I got 19 years old, and I got the 27-year-old son. So all boys? All boys. Wow. Yeah, yeah. So all boys and like I'm a boy maker. So I'm like, damn, man, how you guys make girls? You have to like bend a bitch over like on a balcony and like, you know, twist a leg to the left side.

57:28Yeah. Like how you make girls? What did you do different? Did you like? That was my first kid. What did you do differently? Did you like she got on top and she went up the roof and jumped on your dick or something? Like what happened? I was just coming in there and it just happened. Was she on top or you was on top? I don't remember. Did she come first or you came first? Probably me. usually it would be me so if you come first then it was done I'm the only one to guarantee cum every time we have sex with her it's a little bit up in the air you know what do you do every woman is your girl your lady a wife I mean I'm gonna be on your wife's business is she a cummer cause everybody doesn't cum some of the time okay not always you know some girls they come you know you f*** them for two minutes they cum some girls they require the vibrator you know they wanna do the DJ set while you're banging her and shit like that.

58:17No, no, no. But, like, you know, with me, it's different. Like, you know, writers are coming. I'm a bit of business out there. But she has to come every time we have sex. So she comes first, then I come second. Right. You know, and I got, you know, the other, like, other people is, like, they don't care if they come. They just want to satisfy you or whatever. Or, of course, women are much harder to come. Yeah. You know, I used to date years ago, eight years ago, when I did it somewhere, like, she came more from oral. So my fucking mouth was like numb every fucking day. Really? You know, because I had to make sure she come.

58:49I'm very selfless when it comes to sex. Okay. Like if you're a comer, I got to make sure you come. Because if you come and I go and then without coming, then where are we going? Right. I've never been in a relationship with a woman who felt like she had to come every time. Nah. You have? Yeah, my fiance has to come every time. I feel like I might start to resent her. Yeah, man, it's defeat. the sex was completely useless if she doesn't come. Really? You know. And it's been time. All right. So because she knows that if I come, I'm going to put your business out there rather. But listen, right? Like, she know if I come.

59:26What's this nigga back there laughing, man? Yeah, yeah. Fucking Jamie over here cackling away. If I come. Yeah. I'm probably at my age now. If I come, I'm done for the day. Really? So, well, I would, so in times where she want to probably have sex three times and when I'm with her, with my schedule, I probably spent, I'll see her three days every other week. Okay. So she tried to come as much as she could. So because of that, I got to at least make sure she come at least like two or three times a day. So that means that when I fuck her, the first come, right, I'm not going to come. If I come, ain't nobody coming no more.

1:00:12So I would ask for permission. I'd say, hey, is it okay for me to come? She's like, nope. So then I'm done. So now I'm like, I fuck without coming. Really? See, I'm the opposite of you, I think, where I can come really easily, but then I got a couple of rounds in me for the day. Yeah, like later, though, right? I mean, can you come back to, like, man, I could probably do it an hour. Yeah, give me an hour. Give me two hours. And I'll get up, man. I'm not. If I come, I'm sure I'll come again in an hour. No, let's get some new coochies there. New coochie will really get you going, yeah. Yeah. But you ever f***ing out with the dick pills?

1:00:47No. Oh, you got to try it. It's the best. Oh, my God. What if you take that dick pill and the bitch don't show up? Then we're going to work on the hard dick for all day. For what? Yeah, you're going to have to rent the porno movie or something. I'm not doing that to my right hand. I've never had that situation. Well, okay, so I do porn. I don't know if you know this. No. I mean, what the f***? what kind of interview is this man you guys in i'm it gets worse you still do yeah still to this day i'm actually doing it wednesday yeah um but so my wife and i have a podcast plug talk.com where we interview a different girl every week and then have sex with her Wow.

1:01:21Yeah, it's quite the business model. So when we film, we don't want to have to do a whole day of filming for each individual scene, so we'll do two in a day. So after the first one, I'll take the dick pill, and then I got a whole other new life is breathed into me after that. Which dick pill do you take? I f*** around, whatever. I've just been trying a lot of them recently. The honey packs. Like honey, right? I have a box of expired honey packs in my office that I've been doing, yeah. You've been still using it or you don't use it no more? No, I've been using it. Somebody gave them to me in like 2020 and I didn't do it back then.

1:01:52And then recently I ran out and I found this expired box. And it worked? Yeah. And I looked it up on ChatGBT too. I was like, did these go bad? And it said, yeah, don't do it. It's not safe. And then I did it anyway and it was fine. So I just refused to believe that anything was happening chemically within that packet. What could happen really? Right. Make it not get hard ever again. It just seems unlikely, you know. But you know, in the porn world, dudes like shoot their dick up with like a little needle that'll make it like rock hard for a few hours. Yeah. I've never done that, but. I've had like a natural one.

1:02:25I refuse to take anything that's like not natural. I've had like a natural thing before where it was like last three days. You know what I mean? That's too much. Three days. Yeah, it would last you for three days. It's like a natural thing. I don't want a three-day boner. No, no, no. Meaning like, no, no, no. You're not just hard for three days. Meaning like whenever you get horny, it will make you at least harder longer. Right. Or make you much harder than normal. So now the honey packs and the dick pills have become so normalized that I know guys who will take it just to go to the club. Just to go talk to girls.

1:02:58Oh, now with a hard dick. Which I guess they feel like it puts them in more of like a sexual, sensual mind state, which to me, I just, I don't want to be walking into the club with a fully loaded weapon ready to go. So if anything, I want to go the other way. I'm going to jerk off before I go to the club so that I can have more of a clear head while I'm there. What we mean, do you have, you've been a porn, whatever you want to call yourself. Dekler? Sure. Okay. Do you, is there a certain type of woman that turn you on? I mean, anything that's important? Really all. Seriously. Skinny bitches, fat bitches, ugly bitches, doesn't matter?

1:03:37Yeah, it's all great. Seriously? Oh, yeah, yeah. Well. Any bitches who get a dick off? fat maybe not so much but you know elderly maybe not so much what's elderly for you you know that's one thing i'm 42 okay and sometimes i'll be like a milf porn star and i'll be thinking milf i'm sorry it seems like a mom okay mom i'd like to milf um and so you don't remember american pie a little i don't remember word for word but it was a long time ago but uh either way like i'll be a girl who's a milf and i'll be thinking in my head like wow oh, like, this is so cool. I'm f***ing this old lady. And then I'll look it up afterwards and realize she's actually younger than me.

1:04:15She just look old? Like 39 is like, you know, for a porn star. So the women you guys interview are more than 20s, like younger women? Yeah, 20s on average, yeah. Maybe early 30s. So you know how f***ed a fat girl? I have. Oh, okay. It's not really my preferred. No, no. Actually, I would pick a fat girl or a skinny girl any day. Really? About how fat are we talking? I've had some really fat. I mean, the more popular I got, the more the weight went down. But when I was like just coming out, I was one of those entertainers that didn't get a lot of coochie. As a teenager I mean. So when I became kind of famous I was making up for everything I didn't get.

1:04:57So I was just fat chicks. I was mostly into fat girls. I was desiring and undesirable. I was like the movie Shallow Half almost. Oh yeah yeah yeah. I mean, in fact, the biggest chick I banged was, what year was this? Probably 2006 or something like that. And I'm in my crib, and I had like a metal frame to my bed, and I'm banging this chick. You bent the steel? The steel. All of a sudden, we on the floor, like the steel bent. Wow. And then I had my role manager, actually, because I think the next morning we was catching a flight out, and I lived right by the airport in Philly at that time. So he stayed the night so he could catch an early flight.

1:05:42And he was in the guest room and I guess when I was hitting his joint, he said all he heard was blop, blop, blop, blop, blop. So it was like, I think my stomach was hitting her stomach. So the faster I went, the more I blop, blop, blop, blop, blop, blop, blop, blop, blop, blop. And he noticed, he's listening to hear when I slow down, you know what I mean? And all of a sudden I pick up again, blop, blop, blop, blop, blop, blop, blop. All of a sudden the bed broke. Right. And then, I mean, the girl's, I'm sure she was embarrassed. I mean, she knew what she was getting into. She's not just walking around all huge for no reason, right?

1:06:15Yeah, bitch. I don't think she ever broke a metal frame. Yeah. Well, okay. When you're a fat woman, I'll tell you something is that you really understand. I'm not. Oh, yeah. Not anymore? With everything going on, at least go put that fatness into some kind of a shape. Like back then it was like, now I would do a really thick woman that has some kind of shape. I don't care how big you are. just shape it up go see Dr. Crenshaw Dr. Miami whatever you have to see you know Dr. St. Louis just go see one of them guys and put that shit together yeah the whole new dynamic where they suck it in in the middle so the woman is huge but she's still much smaller in the mid section and then the big boobs and the big ass and it's it's a whole different type of fat woman it's attractive to me yeah I'm into that yeah we still have a lot in common yeah we're both horny not for each other or anything but you know I'm not gay no yeah okay just wanted to double check you do a point you never had like have you done like what's it called when you put a train have you done that I've done yeah scenes with other dudes where we're banging a girl together and shit which is it's a really like kind of wild way to get to know another dude yeah especially having a conversation yeah you guys need to talk through it uh no you don't really talk between the men but sometimes like you'll be a girl together and he just like blatantly is like better at this than you or like going harder than you or at the very least has a bigger than you and sometimes like you know the guy will be freakier the guy will be like holding his balls and he'll be smearing his all over the girl's face like super aggressive and shit and you're like damn well i wasn't gonna do that but maybe i need to fucking adjust my my style a little bit to like keep up with his intensity so that's that's weird yeah that's gotta be right and it's i mean then you probably notice where she probably rather prefer him more than you well that's another thing too that sometimes you get that vibe yeah how does it make you feel i mean really i'm just there to do the job so it's like if he's doing a great job and like you know there's two ways to think of it which is like on one hand i'm enjoying having sex with this person and on the other hand well i'm really just here to do this and get it over with so i can go smoke weed and sit on my computer again so really if he's gonna like kind of take the lead role here i mean all right sure well he might get a raise the porn world not necessarily the most equitable when it comes to men for real the women make a lot more than the men yeah yeah because it's i guess but meanwhile if you're if there's no man nobody cares lesbian porn not terribly popular yeah i'm not i'm i just for For some reason, even if I don't watch porn, I guess I used to.

1:09:04Okay. Back when I was, in fact, I got married one time. I was very young, like 22 years old, when I got married to my oldest mother. And, you know, me and her used to watch porn together. Right. You know. You think that was good for the relationship? Yeah, yeah, it was kind of cool for the relationship. And we actually end up, you know, you have a wife, somebody do porn, and you meet them. Like, oh, my God, I watch you, you know. so I've actually met somebody the one girl used to have this long tongue black girl from back in the day and even the one black guy that with the hats on what's his name the guy with a hat on who Mr.

1:09:39Marcus Mr. Marcus in fact I used to do a podcast and I interviewed him once and I remember me know you know like I'm like damn I've been watching you guys you know but I actually went to a porn award it's way back I mean now I'm not even what year was this this is like between like 2005-ish. Oh, no, no, hold on. Back in the day. No, my bad. I was married. I'm married very young. No, no, this is like early, late 90s, 98, 90, between the 99 and 2002-ish. Okay. You know, it's when I used to run into those porn people, you know, but I don't do it as much. And like, now, if I'm going to watch anything because I'm like, you know, I don't want to see no other guy's dick.

1:10:20I watch like Girl on Girl. Okay. The dick freaks you out a little. No, not that. I'm just, I think it would turn me off to see another man's penis. I'm the opposite of that shit. I need that in there. If there's no d***, I feel like she's not really completing the assignment. Yeah, that's true. But it gets weirder the older I get because the more of where I know the guy. I did a scene with a dude the other day with a girl and a dude. Not just a dude. And number one, as soon as he took his shirt off, I immediately knew what gang he was from. So that was kind of interesting. like the shirt comes off and I just see it across his chest which on the LA level is important information you know like a gang or like a real gang no his real gang yeah he's like he was a porn star as well yeah well a lot of the guys from LA you know you you grow up in a gang because you're from a certain neighborhood or whatever and you know you're probably uh you know it's not like you're out shooting people you're on camera yeah that's better that's better but then he wanted to keep his sunglasses and his hat on during the scene and that's identity i don't know i was just like this maybe that's his his disguise his alter ego like it helps him helps him get in the zone yeah i don't know how he feels about me making jokes about it on the podcast after the fact but did you after the fact well i'm kind of doing that right now and just in general yeah but you want to know what his name was i'll just shout him out chocolate god okay that's a good name right yeah if i was a porn star i could see myself in like chocolate sexual chocolate or like midnight train to georgia yeah there's a you know i always thought it was astounding is that there's a guy a porn star named tt boy and he is retired now i always thought he's white but i guess he's puerto rican and he didn't use pills because he's from a prior era where there were no pills and he was doing four or five scenes a day almost every day you know if it like i said if it's if it's a new woman not unless not unless you got this i mean trust me i've had a relationship where i'm like you just want this girl every moment yeah you know porn is not that the passion is really kind of out the window at some point you know you're just doing the job so with porn i guess as long as it's switching up the women i could i could see that happening yeah yeah definitely um okay i wanted to ask you uh how do you feel about this ongoing uh chud the builder saga you're familiar with this guy no idea what that is oh really okay he's he's a live streamer i guess i should just show you his face so you really get an idea what i'm talking about but uh he's a live streamer who's basically uh built a career off of basically like going out in public live streaming and oh he would kind of like racist words yeah he would find groups of black dudes or women i guess and he would you know use the n-word call them chimps this type of thing.

1:13:12And that kind of had the internet on the edge of their seat because everybody was kind of - Was he at rest of a beat up recently or something? Right. So he had a court hearing and on the way out of the court hearing, a black guy basically was heckling him, antagonizing him a little bit and kind of got up close to him. And I think he hit him first and Chud pulled out his gun, shot himself in the leg and then shot this guy. The guy's fine. The guy was not killed or anything like that. But now Chud the Builder is basically facing, you know, attempted murder charges. And they're bringing up his old tweets and everything where he basically predicted this outcome, making it extremely hard for anybody to really feel any kind of sympathy for him or anything because he basically said that this was his goal.

1:13:58And, yeah, it feels like this is kind of like a whole new domain that we've crossed over into. It's just, you know, I mean, obviously this guy has nothing else to stream about. So he figured this kind of streaming would bring a lot of attention. Look, we're talking about him. You know what his goal was? He went from a total nobody to like world famous. So a lot of times this guy just finds something that would make him famous. And that's what his dumb ass found. So you sell what you reap. If you're going to choose this route to go and talk about that, there's consequences you have to pay. So that's, I'm not, that's just dumb ass.

1:14:31Yeah, yeah. It's like really, I think the thing that stood out to a lot of people was just that it took a while. It took like months of him doing this sort of content before somebody was even aggressive enough to lay hands on him, which made him pull out his gun. What state is he living in? Tennessee. You can walk out with a gun over there in Tennessee. Yeah, they have like open carry. So you can just have that on the outside of your pants and everything like that. But he was also showing it. Yeah. And he was also pepper spraying a lot of people. So like before he ended up shooting someone, he ended up pepper spraying like a lot of different people who attempted to, you know, do anything aggressive to him.

1:15:10And really like he pepper sprayed a bunch of people who really didn't seem like they were like a threat or anything like that. That's a wild, wild world we live in. Yeah, man, it's crazy. You know, related to that too, I was just reading about these, have you heard about these like sort of white only communities that they're attempting to build down south? Is it real? Yeah, there's groups of people who are basically, they want to create communities where they feel, not only just white people, but white people who have corresponding values. Everybody's got to basically be a Trump supporter. You've got to be opposed to gay marriage.

1:15:43You've got to be whatever. All these sort of Republican values. Why do people feel like Trump supporter are racist people? Well, I think it's like every racist is a Trump supporter, but not every Trump supporter is racist. Say that again? like if you're racist i got you for sure you're voting for trump and not kamala harris but like you know if you're uh just because you're a trump supporter doesn't necessarily mean that you're racist there's i mean a lot of black and hispanic people voting for trump so you can't just say that everybody's a national white nationalist but okay but so that that's this new world that we live in the new york times actually just put out this podcast about it a couple days ago where these people are creating these communities and so there's actually like a lesbian jewish woman who wanted to buy one of the community one of the houses within this community and once they realized that she was jewish and gay and or i forget no yeah yeah she's gay and so once they realized this they basically uh rejected her application and now she's suing them so now we're going to really find out if legally this is something that america is going to allow?

1:16:53It's almost like, I mean, that's still racism when you pick and choose who could live in a neighborhood. It's not like a certain community where it's like, I'm going to put houses here that cost$10 million. If you can't afford$10 million, you cannot buy this house. So I guess over there is different. Your$10 million is not good over here, pretty much, whether you have it or not, because you're black or you're this and that. I mean, it's wrong, but nothing surprises me anymore. The people who are in charge of it, they own the land. And so then they're in charge of like, you know, selling these plots of land to people.

1:17:28And then they're making the decision about who they feel it's fair to sell this house to. Okay, on one hand. I mean, is it, will you compare it to like Boosie's party where he don't want transgender women to come to the pool party? So I don't know if it would be likely that Boosie would be sued over that. I feel like for a party, for a pool party, it would be pretty easy to justify saying, hey, we don't want whoever we want. You go to a nightclub, they don't let ugly girls in the nightclub, right? So I get he don't want no girls in the pool with a suit on the side or whatever. There is part of me that as much as I'm opposed to racism, that I feel like if you want to live in a community and, you know, regulate who lives in the community based on like anything.

1:18:12If you want to live in a Jewish community and you don't want to rent your houses within that community to anybody besides Jewish people, I mean, I feel like that's okay, right? Would you think it was okay for a black community to say, hey, we don't want any white people living here? I mean, I personally will not go nowhere I'm not wanted. Yeah. So, you know, if somebody don't want, why would you want to go anywhere you don't want to know? You got to worry about people doing shit to you. And who has the energy? Life is short. I want to live my life as long as possible. Right. If my folks don't want me in that neighborhood or whatever, I'm not going there.

1:18:43Fuck your neighborhood. I'm going to go where I'm wanted. Do you have the right to do that? Of course you don't. But if you don't want me there, why should I come to prove what? When I first started hearing about these white-soul-in communities, I thought that there might not be that much of a challenge to it because of the fact that what black person would want to live in this community? Exactly. But the woman who's suing, she was attempting to buy this piece of land because she felt like it was undervalued. She didn't even want to live there. She wanted to just buy it and rent it out as an Airbnb or whatever.

1:19:16Oh, that's a real, real neighborhood. Yeah, yeah. Where is it at? What state? Oh, let me see. We got about 10 minutes, motherfucker. So let's get to the good part. Oh, man, it was a while ago. Where was this? Remind me so I don't go get a house there. Maybe I should get a house there. No, for sure. I mean, they wouldn't want anything to do with me either, for sure. so uh why because your tattoos and you i feel like my the whole porn thing probably goes against look you up whatever they're trying to build as well oh it's in arkansas okay so i don't know yeah i mean i don't know man i do i mean the thing about it we you know i don't know i i just believe like you know don't go nowhere you're not wanted man Yeah, definitely.

1:20:06Okay, why do you feel like the comedy movie thing kind of came to a close, that the comedy movies just don't really exist anymore? And is there still part of you that would love to create something like that? Or is there part of you that sort of resents that you don't live in an age where comedy movies are still so popular as they were in the 90s and 2000s? No, man, it's a shame now. But, you know, it's an era we're in. And people are into these little phones and these kids and all. I mean, our attention span is so bad. You know, and because of that, you know, if your movie is not going to be outstanding, nobody's going to sit for an hour and a half and watch it.

1:20:45Yeah. You know, because we watch a movie at home. You got Netflix and if it's corny, you switch it up to Prime or you switch up to Hulu. Our attention span is just a bad time. So, you know, you have to put something out that's going to be extra unordinary to make people to go out there to sit down for an hour and a half and pay attention to your thing. And it's a shame, you know, but I'm going to actually shout out to the Wynn Brothers that did their thing with Scary Movie 6. I'm about to go and film my own movie, which I would film 90 % of it in Ghana and maybe 10 % of the States. Really? It's a comedic movie, kind of like a comedic version of Scarface.

1:21:23Oh, wow. So, yeah. And I'm going to try to make this the funniest movie. I think that's the goal because we haven't seen nothing funny in a while. Like, who's out there who give us a funny movie? We're committed. But are you going to Ghana because it's much, much cheaper to shoot there, I would assume? Because I want a different environment. I want to make it stand out. I'm like, I shot this in a different place. Right, yeah. You know, of course, it's my land. But I wanted to make, well, it's part of the script as well. it's part of the script where I get deported and I have to make ends meet somewhere else but are you gonna mostly be flying in American actors or are you gonna be finding local talent both I think my main maybe my main three to five actors will come from the states and then I'll combine it with some local actors over there I would be intrigued to see that for sure you're gonna do this on more of like an independent level or are you gonna do it through a studio I'm gonna do my stick my own money and pay everybody and film it and sell it to like whoever but wants to pay the most money for it, whether it's Netflix or Prime or Hulu or whatever.

1:22:24Okay, yeah, because that's kind of the ultimate dream these days to be able to just sell it directly to your fan base, but you feel like that's not necessarily it? I'm going to sell it to the big boys because I want it to be seen. It would be cool to just put it on YouTube and make it money, but no, I'm not spending$300 ,000 to give to YouTube. I want to at least get most of my money back. right away so I can work on the next thing. Yeah, yeah. So I'm looking forward to that and we'll see what happens. Do you ever feel torn when you reach the end of the day and you're thinking about watching a movie or you're thinking about watching something long form, but then you also have like, you know, you've been looking at Instagram or TikTok throughout the day and you can feel that there's this like push and pull between both sides of that.

1:23:14Yeah, yeah. I mean, don't get it. when I'm home and I want to relax and back in work and I watch. There's nothing funny at all. So I'm big. I've been watching a lot of those. I'm big in documentaries now. Like in fact, when we had COVID, when I had COVID back in 2021 or whatever it is. When COVID came out? 2020. I got into March. I got it. Give me my 2020. I got it like a year later almost. Something like that. So I remember when I got it. I was home and I started watching like what the Netflix series called I'm a Killer. And then also the Steve Avery stories. I got into documentaries, like real true stories.

1:23:55I'm like, you motherfuckers ain't making me laugh. Let me go find out what really happened to people. So I got kind of like started watching those and forensic files and stuff like that. You know, studying people. I feel like there's been like a documentary made about like every murder ever. And after a while, it just starts to feel like slop because you watch it. It's kind of engaging while you're watching it. but then pretty quickly you forget about it and you move on and you can't even remember any of the details about what you watched. And it's like, it's kind of depressing. It kind of makes you a little bit like weary and scared of the world around you.

1:24:26Oh my God. It definitely makes you scared. But I think those killer documentaries also make you aware, like study people, you know, what a study killers and stuff like that. So if you come around them, you check from their behavior, you can kind of like, Hey, this mother acting like Jeffrey Dahmer, my girl, I'm going to stay away from this mother. They can help you spot the killers. Yeah, Yeah, man, kind of. You know what I mean? I don't see killing his thing with you. You don't think I got it? Kind of a little bit, man. This is like the interview coming full circle. You started the interview with me telling you that I could kill, which I don't actually really believe.

1:24:57I think I could. It's a difference because I feel like if I did kill, I would probably need like a lot of therapy to work through it. You know, so I don't know if that really counts. If you got to go to therapy, I don't think you can call yourself a killer. Yeah. Okay, final question. So Drewski made a huge splash when he did his Erica Kirk skit where he dressed up as a white woman. And then that sort of lent itself to a big cultural conversation that I've seen a lot of people having, which is basically like, is there a white person alive who is funny enough that they could pull off a similar skit doing blackface?

1:25:32Is that a frontier that anybody should even be thinking about? You mean like in a comedic way? Yeah, like, is there a Theo Vaughn doing blackface skit that could be funny in the same way that Drewski doing Erica Kirk was? And who is the white person who could be most likely to pull it off? And be acceptable as well. Yeah, I mean, in order for this to, like, be analogous to the Drewski Erica Kirk thing, it would have to be something that was so well done and so funny that, you know, culturally everybody just kind of agreed. Like, oh, that was that was so well done. This is the one guy who was able to pull off Blackface.

1:26:10I'd probably give it to Will Ferrell. I don't think he wants to smoke at all. I'm saying I think he's the only one that because he's he's a great actor, a comedic actor, you know, and he would probably pull it off. Probably the best. I mean, I can't. Who do you think? We've talked about it a bunch on this podcast, and I can't really think of the white guy who would be able to pull it off and who would actually want to give it. to try because i feel like that that would be essentially the end of your career on any kind of like professional or hollywood level well if it's if it's in a racist way i mean it kind of has to be at least a little racist like like what are they making fun of well so jake paul was the one who kind of initiated this conversation and he sort of suggested that he was going to do it and i jake paul is not funny right but i'm saying with him just saying it that way every medicine like it's going to be racist just to get even.

1:27:04So we need somebody that's not going to, we need somebody that's just lovable that could probably make it funny. And I think Will Ferrell, I can't think of no other white. And he's not even a stand-up comic. He's just a comedic actor. Right. Shane Gillis. Well, Shane Gillis, I mean, I guess with the Kevin Hart road, you know, he already got some haters already. So he probably won't work. But I love his Trump impression. His Trump premise is incredible. that he does on the Kill Tony show. I mean, notably, when Drewski did Erica Kirk, he wasn't really like roasting her whiteness in any way. He was just impersonating someone who happened to be white.

1:27:43But he said he wasn't, he said it wasn't her. Yeah, I would probably say that too if it were him, I guess. But I mean. He said it wasn't her. He was like relying on all the jokes that had been made over the years about her. Man. The thing about it, I don't, unfortunately for me, I've never heard of Charlie Kirk till he died I didn't know because I didn't know him I didn't know his wife I don't know nothing about these people till he died I'm like who is this Charlie Kirk guy everybody's talking about you know even with that I still didn't go watching his videos to see what he talks about it never it just wasn't my thing but I guess he's you know he's big with the younger audience and people know him but I just didn't know him so it was so hard for him to get involved into all night oh my god you know his wife because I don't know nothing about Charlie Kirk.

1:28:30I remember I was actually sitting here interviewing somebody and it was like a young rapper, like the exact type of person who wouldn't know or care about Charlie Kirk. And I'm like looking down at my phone, seeing my group chat explode with people sending screenshots and videos of Charlie Kirk getting shot through the neck and shit. And it was a strange experience to have to sit here and hold my composure and just do the interview normally without reacting to it. But I already knew who he was because at one point I was supposed to debate him about porn because he felt that probably yeah he felt porn should be illegal and i was supposed to debate him on that and i actually as i was going to the debate i was really feeling like i'm gonna get my ass handed to me regardless of the fact that i believe that i'm right but uh he's just like so so smart and so well researched and i had been doing what i could but i only had a couple days to prepare but then he like backed out the last minute so well he was gonna really do it he was supposed to but also like there's part of me that i believe that the person who was organizing the debate might have been trolling me so i don't know if that was actually ever a real thing i didn't know about rest in peace to that guy and to anybody that just died tragically like that oh it's just horrible yeah it's like you know a lot of times you do these things whatever you speak your mind and you just do and people just take everything personal and they want to just take your life out because you know but at the end of the day man it's like you know you You're just talking.

1:29:50You just, you know, people are just crazy out there. It's weird. I mean, the irony of the fact that he was basically lamenting black gang violence at the moment that he was shot in the neck by, like, a disturbed white leftist. I mean. Like I said, I didn't even know him, so I don't even know what he talked about. You know, I didn't go. And I'm not about to take time to go watch videos and get to know who he is. I respect that. That's probably the right thing to do for your sanity. Yes, 100%. Protect your energy. Yes, thank you, Jesus. Amen. For sure. Okay, so Will Ferrell is going to do blackface.

1:30:26Yeah, I think he might. I think he will put, he's a comedic actor and good enough to do it. Drewski's not a comedian. He became a comedic skit guy. Well, I mean, the definition of comedian is pretty wide open, right? He makes comedic content. Yeah, yeah, but he's not. I haven't seen him stand on stage and tell a joke. But that's a stand-up comic, right? that's like a different well i mean that's

1:30:52you have to be a comedian you have to be a stand-up comic no you could be a comedian and do tiktoks or tv shows or so i mean anybody call themselves comedians well if you if you make content that's intended to make people laugh well the only reason why i'm even thinking about this is because somebody recently asked google up comedians not the comedians guys that actually go on stage and right well somebody recently said like during an argument with me they're like you're not a comedian so you can't make this kind of joke and i'm like well i sit on a podcast and quite frequently you know we spend our time attempting to be funny so i feel i looked up the definition of comedian i was basically like i feel like i fit this did it say you was a comedian when you looked up a comedian well it didn't say that you have to stand on a stage so it did yeah no i don't really want to call myself a comedian but i do want the cover of like if i say something offensive trying to make a joke i want that to be like my excuse so whatever good luck i appreciate What else you got going on that you want the people to know about?

1:31:46Let me see. When will this thing air, though? Does it matter? A couple days. Okay, cool. Let me see. Well, this Saturday, June 13th, I'm live in Boston at the Wilbur Theater. Nice. July 4th weekend, 3rd and 4th, I'll be in Atlanta at City Winery for two shows. After that, Eric, you know what I'm scheduling? When am I in the following week? Am I still doing? You're in Orlando, but that's the end of the month. Oh, that's the Orlando. June 26th and 27th I'll be at the Orlando Funny Bomb and then so we got Boston Orlando then we got Atlanta I know Naples Florida then I go to Africa and film this movie and I come back and then I'm in like New Brunswick, New Jersey at the Stress Factory and then Richmond, Virginia okay Richmond, Virginia just you know hey let me just go to my social media follow me for all those who went to a public school I spell it for you it's M-I-C-H-A-E-L B-L-A-C-K-S-O-N that's my Instagram Twitter Facebook TikTok Christian Mingle where black people meet Black Planet MySpace and um Is Black Planet still active?

1:32:54I don't know I don't know either I recall I think I looked at it in like the late 90s or early 2000s They probably sold it to somebody and they probably that person probably just like MySpace was sold right? Yeah And what happened to it? The guy doing it for something else? They sold it to like Fox and then it was considered like one of the most disastrous mergers of all time because it basically imploded soon after. They left more money on the table than anybody because look at how much Facebook is worth now. Yeah, Tom, he sold that crap and ran it all up and got them millions of dollars. And now he's a photographer.

1:33:27He's probably very happy. He probably makes TikToks if I had to guess, yeah. All right, Michael Bikeson, appreciate you, man. Much love. Thank you for coming through. No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Like, comment, and subscribe. And make sure you check this out. or shout out to our members who got to see this early. Appreciate y 'all. Yes, sir.