No Jumper is Over?? Spoetyface Blower Revelation, Spencer Pratt Defeated & More

44:06It's kind of falling into your trap. It's like T-Rail just kind of promoted it and let his only fans. It wasn't originally my trap, but then I saw the trap and I immediately took advantage of it. And then even the TMZ guy, when he asked me for a comment, my response was, guess you got to run the story. Shrug emoji. Yeah, I seen that. You posted that text. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to Lena. We're glad you guys aren't getting divorced, man. Shout out to you. Because it would have been a wild time around here. You and Lush single. I think both you guys might have died off the Fetty Wap at some point.

44:37I'm not going to lie. For sure. That's the first thing I would do if I became single is that I would start doing fentanyl in MacArthur Park with Lush. Exactly. Unknowingly. With smelling like cat piss. On the news today, we were telling Lush that he should do the 20v1 live at the show. He was kind of open up to the idea. How much time do you people think that we have at this live show? Six hours? Yeah, no. Definitely not. But Lush is like too scared to do the 20 versus 1. He canceled it after Josh like spent time organizing it because he's so scared of Jerm. Women were getting threatened though.

45:07The women? The women were getting threats from an undisclosed source. Let's just say that. Jerm is another person who honestly belongs in prison and should really just go there and stay there. I was going to say on the Tuesday show, but I guess we have different ideas. And also, shout out to anybody. I don't care if you're a member. If you say anything about my daughter, you're getting banned for life. So shout out to the guy who just got annexed off the island for life. Weird ass fool. People are very weird. It's weird that you apparently are comfortable giving us money on a monthly basis, but then you also would say something like that to me.

45:40So you're gone for life. We've got some crazy fans, man. Shout out to all the supporters. Did you see Hunter Biden, man? He was setting Twitter ablaze talking about smoking his crack. you all see that well seven what did he get 700 000 followers or something like that no he's talking about sobriety and he reactivated his account and just started going crazy i mean i realized how awesome under biden was when i saw the channel 5 interview with him and i just like immediately realized like holy shit i was fed this version of him by the right-wing media that is just total bullshit he's fucking he's a dope guy he's definitely dope he's setting up his presidential campaign not a crackhead anymore no which is cool you know i would have liked him probably as a crackhead as well but yeah fucking straight dime prostitutes off the crack you know like i don't know why dude he's lived some life yeah i don't know why it took him so long to realize that we would love him in this form i think it's he was just trying to stay out the public until biden was done with his political career and now he's like hey the og retired it's time yeah let's get it cracking and it's kind of just a perfect time to be a real dude in politics you know that's what i'm saying yeah this is a but supposedly he doesn't want to get into politics but definitely he's likable i could see him being kind of that you know this isn't a politician type of guy you know 700 000 ain't nothing to sneeze at that's one yeah i'm pretty sure it was 700 000 i had in the topics in there but uh and also uh but yeah that was crazy it was like down a little bit because these are oh boys i think it's around 11 or something i I don't know why they all...

47:15There are no numbers here. There were, but... I added another one. I added some and then sent it to Josh at No Jumper and labeled it Monday Topics. I'm not sure. Nathan, address that. What do you think about your boy Spencer possibly taking an L? It's still... He's losing by 3 ,000 votes, I believe, right now. I mean, I don't understand why anybody thinks that there needs to be voter manipulation for this to happen. It's not like we've ever had... well, we haven't had a Republican mayor in like an extremely long time. It's not like he was like the most popular Republican candidate in the first place.

47:51And everybody already knows that the, the mail-in votes tend to be, uh, you know, more Democrats. So yeah, I mean, it was a nice idea and everything, but ultimately, I mean, I don't just because it's like, shit goes crazy on social media. I don't know. It's like, I think everybody on the right acting like this is so mystifying or kind of full of shit. yeah we're gonna see a lot of voter fraud talks lately it's already starting as soon as this started rolling in because he was in the lead behind karen bass it was gonna be him and karen bass and then um what's her name nathia came through in the late with the overnight votes and now he's about to take the l but he was you said that it was looking like he was gonna get picked he just felt like he just did you think he made any choices wrong off yeah okay but then it ended up being that uh what's her name indian lady got way more votes than him so i'm on that's who I voted for.

48:42I didn't vote. I don't want to be real with you. I ain't never vote. I've never voted. For anything? Nothing. I like your apathy. I'm a part of the problem. What does your daughter think of that? My daughter's voted more than I have. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. What did you think of Spencer Pratt? Spencer Pratt should just be happy he made it this far. I thought it was amazing that he was able to garner this much attention. I've been surveying people in my neighborhood, like people I see on walks and stuff. I feel comfortable enough for them to ask about like, hey, how do you feel about Spencer Pratt?

49:08my neighborhood's had a bunch of people move from the uh palisades fire into it and of course like a lot of these old ladies are like oh i love them but you know you can't ask me i'm like a fire victim yeah he's going hard for that change this one lady almost started crying when she was talking to me about her like spencer pratt support and you know the negligence of the mayor position and shit and i was like well this is just a bunch of emotional kind of like voting you know what i'm saying i don't think he's really affecting change or he has the money power structure behind him to even you know like garner that type of attention and make it to a main stage no way yeah it's all about money his presidency is basically entirely based on hatred of homeless people or like fear of homeless people which i totally understand veil was going hard for spencer pratt i am very very anti uh homeless as well and i i fucking they piss me off more than anybody but i just it turns out that that's not really like enough to get people really out there to overturn the vote right yeah because the same thing like i have the same criticism i agree with ricky just kind of like he sounds good but then it's like you look into kind of policy positions and like how he's gonna get it done and it's kind of just like trust me bro you know i got this i got y 'all and uh it sounded good i heard he also went hard on like the online like kind of clip farm kind of campaigns to where he seemed a little larger than he really was like the support that he was getting for sure even up here he just seemed out of his depth when you guys were asking him certain things just basic questions and he was just like I have a billionaire friend dude he's about to drop the bag off on me we're about to get these homeless people out in trust me dog so they're not sleeping outside at the 22sters house he's passing off the ring footage yeah I mean I just yeah I mean it was kind of odd interviewing him because it was just pretty clear that he was running on one issue and one issue alone which is basically like LA is disgusting and a dump, which definitely a lot of truth to that, but yeah, that's just not going to carry you to victory.

51:09When I was sitting there, I was thinking, in his convincing moments, like, how hard is it really to run a city? You know what I'm saying? Maybe you can't get it done. I don't know. We'll see. And I was like, it don't matter how hard it is. Spencer Pratt can't do it. This is not the guy. You feel me? Not the man for the job. Nah, 100%. Yeah, and the Indian girls like a city planner and stuff. She has a pretty good... Yeah, that's who I voted for because I haven't heard the best things about Karen Bass, even though she's running Democrat and all that, but she's had her chance. It's always nice to try somebody new.

51:44We'll see. I mean, I would be lying if I said that I really was paying that much attention to the fucking mayoral race. I didn't even know who the mayor was until a couple months ago. Yeah, I just moved here a few months ago. I had to register out here and do all that for sure. I had to do the research. Facts. You know I got to. I get straight to it, man. I seen you on a grand post and I was like, that's what's up, man. Yeah, I'm not like you sellouts just moving down here and not trying to. Well, at least I try to balance it and not complain about shit. I just. Okay, I fuck with that. Yeah, yeah.

52:13At least I don't know anything about it. Fuck it. Yeah, fuck the homeless. I was like, go back to making fun of me. I don't want to talk about this. Say something mean to me. I like how Vel has decided to make a return to the streaming world. Yep. and he like had a spot in the hills where he was gonna do his big introductory i was gonna pull up i'm glad i did it he looks tore up he said he took a perk and passed out like he took like a fucking shot or something like off the perk and just died and just could not do his stream so

52:50yeah no he was sitting on the ground like they're like well he's like uh he's like you know straight caveman on him. Whose story did y 'all see this on? I forget. He was just like yo, anybody pull up. Yeah, and he was like I forgot I took a perk earlier and then I started drinking. Fucked me over. What do you think about Vel? Because Vel's always been like a likable character of the No Jumper universe. Probably the longest standing without a lot of flack. And now the fans are giving him a lot of flack as if he was... There's a conspiracy that Munchie put out there that he was working with Flocko to take that video of the weapon so that Flacco could call the police and incarcerate Munchie.

53:27I would bet money that Flacco and Vel have never had a private conversation. I think so too, but it was funny because Munchie was like, I go on Vel's Instagram, he got pictures with fat-ass Flacco on there. I'm like, what picture? He's like, it's from the live show three years ago, bro. I was like, Vel, what's up with the picture? He's like, bro, that's from fucking three years ago. I'm like, that's crazy. That's dope. I mean, like, okay, if I have the metal glasses on right now and i do a little clip to promote the live stream and i just go like this are we really supposed to believe that this is like an act of aggression that he was trying to expose munchie like i guarantee he didn't notice that shit and so he posted it which i feel like whatever you are presenting yourself as on a podcast that that is shown on camera that you can't complain about that i mean i know people like to say that i don't like to take accountability but I feel like that is one person's fault and one person alone.

54:24It's not Vell's fault. I love the idea of Flacco just being so in tune with the live show, Vell's story everything. He's on it quick. He is like a board with a bunch of pins and yarn tying them together. It's time to play ball. I know Munchy would hate to hear me say that but something about that is just so fucking funny bro. He's up on Vell. Vell definitely had no malicious intent behind that. Anybody that knows Vale for fucking talk to him for 30 minutes know that Vale wouldn't do no fuck shit like that or even work with Flacco and be on police shit like that. That's crazy. Yeah, that don't seem like Vale's character at all.

54:59Yeah, he definitely did not mean any harm. And if anything, I should be thanking him because he exposed that one of the hosts had broken one of the only rules that we had placed upon him where we asked him, please don't have that when you're on the podcast. and I mean apparently that's like too much to ask because I felt like it made us look insane to have that going on on camera a little crazy yeah I think Munchy could have just easily been like hey Val there's something that's shown in this that I don't want to show Val would have been like I delete it right now I think it could have been as simple as that and we could have avoided all this I guess it wasn't his glasses I guess he had yeah yeah he took a phone yeah but either way so he's supposed to notice the like one inch of black material that is sticking out of his pocket like which he filmed munchie for like less than two seconds probably it's the classic i'm showing everybody on the pod and then flip the camera to myself i'm on the pod you know it's like at least what if it's had to go to his trunk to get it he's not in tune with the way that we're in tune with the environment you feel me so like obviously that's just gonna be like like liability in his head like what the fuck like yeah because he can't see him recording maybe much he would have seen him and been like hey bro you know don't record i like the idea that i'm like supposed to lie on their behalf like i'm already like not saying the word or whatever i'm like not like giving anybody like a direct quote but it's like we all saw we all saw the fucking screenshot in the reddit am i supposed to like come on here and just like lie about like what happened when it's already been like very well documented that like that's why munchie got mad that's what he was offended by it's always going to go back to the street dudes is like the frosty pokemon thing like adam you're the one amplifying it you're the biggest voice you're gonna put it out to way more people than if the reddit just saw it yeah it's just so much easier to fucking blame uh to blame the white man than to like take some accountability for me personally if there's anything i kind of learned from this is that i feel like every podcast on no jumper needs to have a smaller percentage of gangsters you know like one is okay two this is our one That's our gangster right there.

57:06He's got bodies. Throw a bullet. It's just like one is good, two, okay, maybe, three, no. Three's not going to work, especially if one is like noticeably more turnt up. Because I feel like J-Hood is just like fresh about the slammer. They need to be on the same page of street-ism for sure in their life. I have a problem having Lush and J-Hood on the same panel. Yeah, that's two gang members ready to go at it. Bro, you know what I'm saying? Let's be throwing up the five a lot. I have an idea that I think could solve the potential weapons being brought in by any potential host. Yeah, don't do it.

57:44A wand. A dirty girl with a wand. No, no, no. Just hit me out. Just hit me out. I hear you. You got to get past. If it was my building. Cash for guns like Obama did. I would make a zero tolerance of you can never have a weapon on premises. I would have one door that would be the talent that you can only enter to this door and I put a metal detector on it. but then who's going to operate the metal detector? Well, no, you just have some, just whenever they come in, you just got to walk in, just have somebody just come check, just make sure they're good. All right. And then if you do bring a gun through very well, I thought it too.

58:13I don't think so. Cause who's going to operate the metal detector? Do you really think that we want to be like, and also people are going in and out all the time. Cause like, keep in mind DW flames. First time on the podcast, we had security that day who wanted him down and basically told him like, you got to go back to the car, but then in the car. and then while he was on the podcast he sent his girl to the car to get it and bring it back in just to make sure that it was easily accessible for him which i don't really understand why this is such a big deal for people like on a podcast that like you just feel like something might happen that you're gonna have to shoot somebody on a podcast but yeah i feel like uh you know it's just like i don't know why people are so devoted to this like why they can't just listen to which granted like most people like even with brick like we had that conversation with him a million times like multiple times and eventually he abided by it although not the time that he was with luke cannon and stuff but it's just like i don't know i'm kind of growing like sick of dealing with this from so many people so it's like for sure like my appetite for bringing like gang members on jay hood did not right he told me if he did it was hidden good enough it's like if you are then make sure it ain't poking out and showing exactly if you're gonna do it have some fucking tact about it yeah don't have it you know you don't know that's a good rule at least poking out but i think we could maybe add on to doughboys rule okay we have the metal detector at the front door but we also have a no jumper armory inside the building so if you sneak a gun in we all run to the armory we grab weapons have shootouts within the building to neutralize a person with a gun what about a no jumper gun yeah bring it back we'll give you that's what i'm saying we definitely need the gun buy back you'll say if you get caught with it on the pod we have to buy it from you at a premium in general like we can make sure we can make sure that all the gangs just stop having guns by just buying them back come to no jumper bring your guns I like the idea of Doe doing the pat down at the door Sorry, Killer, you're going to have to do that That's a good car He puts his hand on his chest You know I would Normally I would He's going to have fingerless gloves for sure He's definitely going to go all out He would have been a good security guard Absolutely I did have security back in the day A neutralizing glaze You ever do security?

1:00:36No, I've never done security I did like one day one day at a south by southwest were you for real no definitely not you're just running the mill security or like an artist security uh no i was like checking ids okay door at a bar at a venue okay and uh then had to do a little like regular security but for sure if anything had gone down i was nobody had prepared me for anything at all like if somebody had done anything like out of the ordinary somebody brandished a gun i would have you've been female CIA agent on them. Nobody gave me any instruction about that. Volunteered to go to the music fest type of thing.

1:01:12It was one of those. My neighbor basically was like, yo, you want to make 10 bucks an hour doing security at this venue for South by Southwest? He worked at the venue and I was like, okay. And by the end of the day, I was like, I can never do this again. This is just not me. Adam, the security guard. I did security. I used to do like loss prevention for grocery stores. So I used to be like a plaincoast guy just walking around, acting like I'm shopping. You're like looking at the cereal. So to this day, I see people shopping all the time because this is telltale signs that people give. You just lock into that mode.

1:01:46You were racially profiling.

1:02:17He was on the white end. He's eating it in the back. Who's the worst offender, Doughboy? And how many on-feet chases did you have? Was it 13 % of the population? I ain't gonna lie. It was a lot of niggas, man. It was a lot of niggas. This was in SAC. This was in SAC. This was in SAC. I mean, I could lie. You're supposed to lie, bro. I'm just being honest. Put it on elderly, Ukrainian women. There's a lot of Japanese people in SAC. But in my defense, the safe way that I was at was in the hood, though. So it was nothing but niggas. So, you know. Was it the one like near Broadway over there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:57Yeah. So, you know what I'm saying? So it was a couple of them, too. It was a couple. Like, how were you dressed? I would just dress regularly. Homewander shirt, jogger pants. And then I would have to wait until they tried to exit the store. And then, like, as soon as they go, you just walk up to them. You just grab them by their arm. Like, hey, I need you to come. You show them your badge. So you were allowed to make physical contact, though? Yeah. As soon as they walked out the store, you just grab them and just show them your badge and then walk them to the back. The messed up part was if they were trying to steal alcohol, you had to call the police.

1:03:25You couldn't apprehend them yourself? No, you apprehend them, but once you take them back, you have to call the police. I let a bunch of niggas go. I wouldn't call the police or anybody like that. You were locking up more people than come all airy. I got punched in the face at that job, too. They punched you in the face? I got punched in the face by a Mexican lady. Did you keep fighting? Hell no. That was his last fight? Hell yeah. Oh, wow. No, that was his last fight 19 years ago. You can tell she had brothers. She stole all my shit. I was - But I'm a random Mexican lady, but I can't punch you that hard.

1:03:57No, she was bigger. Yeah, think of Lupe. They were so smart. Let me tell you all the operation that they would do. They were both coming on separate sides of the store, right? Because it was a team of four of them. And we had knew about them and we had heard about them. One of them would come in with just a basket. The other ones would come in. They would grab a bunch of bags. and then they would go fill up stuff in the carts and then they would push one of the carts into the bathroom and then bag up the groceries that they just did and then they would walk out so we seen them doing it so I go outside I try to do this shit and grab her and she just turned around and just took my shit and I was just like maybe I was thinking about hitting her back but then I was just like.

1:04:34When you just punched your hand I kind of saw the vision of how you could defeat Spuddy Fish. You see it man. That smack I was like ooh okay. They used to call it NyQuil putting niggas to sleep. Yo when I worked at the grocery store though i was stealing a lot of food i would take a mama celeste and slip it down the front of my pants before i left every day what's a mama celeste it's like a microwavable pizza best man oh shit yeah and then i was my bad i would take the these frozen hamburgers and i would kind of slip that into my bag pocket when they would send me on cart duty like to go out and collect the carts and then bring them in i would like i remember once i'm grabbing like a little container of pepperonis and like just sticking out my pocket and i'm like bringing the cartel yeah pepperoni's up my bogging like that was the best part and that actually was the first time that i ever got addicted to caffeine because it was i think the first i didn't even know what caffeine really was because i was like 15 or 16 working at the grocery store but i would steal a mountain dew like every time i left and i would drink that and stick to the mountain dew and then i would start to crave it and i realized like oh i'm craving mountain dew because of the caffeine a little bit but like i didn't i hadn't really like experienced it and that's the first time that i kind of realized did you ever get caught stealing no no but uh they they they kind of like quietly fired me they're like slowly stopped booking me to the point where i my shift was like three hours at the end of the day on a sunday oh shit

1:06:03i was doing such a bad job that they didn't work grannies eating the pepperonis get them out of here stop scheduling them yeah no that was that was a bad job i mean because like who's stealing in your hometown do you think a lot of people are coming in grocery yeah there probably wasn't a bunch of theft in nashua i would guess i truly believe that theft was just like a thousand times easier back then before there was tons of cameras and shit it used to be so easy to steal because in high school i would like not pay for condoms i'm just running in the cvs getting the condoms dipping out then they put them behind the fucking glass homeless it's the homeless people I feel so bad for the kids now.

1:06:37You can't even go. Still condoms. So now Ricky goes out to the community and hands little kids condoms now just to help them out. I do not have little kids condoms. In case they want to fuck. I do not have little kids condoms. You want me to tell you how to use this? I'm going to rip it open for you. Oh, no. You're rolling right off. Man arrested at Venice Beach. I'm just trying to take them back. No, I literally, I got in trouble in sixth grade in school because in sixth grade, I guess I was like 11 or 12 or whatever. Let's not start. No, stop, please. Whatever, I got PTSD. But I basically told the principal or I told the teacher, I like raised my hand in class and said, why does the school not distribute condoms?

1:07:23That's a good question. Well, I think it's suspended. But then like I got called down to the office. they told my parents that i had raised this issue and they basically were like are you sexually active and i'm 11 and i'm like no but i'm like watching tv all the time and i'm seeing shit on mtv about like how they're giving out condoms at different schools and stuff like that probably in like high school for sure more likely that people are having sex i'm 11 and for some reason was thinking ahead and was just like i think that the school should have condoms available and i mean the principal as well as my parents were just flabbergasted at the fact that I actually raised this issue and in retrospect I was you know seven years away from becoming sexually active so and you're a trailblazer we could have stopped the whole teen pregnancy wave if we would have listened to the little Grand Mason thank you I appreciate that we gotta give the kids condoms I think is what we came down to yeah for sure I actually couldn't afford my first pack of condoms before I started stealing them and I I told the dude at the counter, local grocery store, I was like, he's like, yeah, you're short like at$2 or whatever.

1:08:26I was like, ah, it's good. He's like, no, wait, buddy. Let me just. You're like, I'm a raw dog. Yeah, I was like, ah, it's good. I'm trying to go raw. Buy a couple McChickens instead. Yeah, yeah. Get a little dive sack afterwards that he gave it to me. Did you use a condom? I never really had a condom phase. So you didn't use. Never wore one? No, I just. Did you wear one in the bathroom? Huh? Did you wear one in the bathroom? What do you mean? like in here i didn't do it my bad my bad but no i never been like i think because when i started smashing i started smashing raw so i never i mean there's been times in my life where i have but not a lot i mean i'm so thankful that i was indoctrinated into condom usage early in my life because like tv really and in school as well like really convinced me that if i didn't wear a condom that i was going to get aids and i wore a condom for like the vast majority of my early sexual experiences and it wasn't until a bit later that i started having raw sex with every single girl that i fucked and but i by that point i had like actually figured out how to pull out so yeah me and ricky's uh generation is definitely like the condom suck generation we definitely started that wave because the aids had started going away right you know you don't want to be that unlucky guy i feel like herpes was the big thing that's the one you didn't want to get the h dog you remember talking to this og dude when i was working at uh uh fucking home depot og mexican dude he's like bro i've smashed like 100 chicks i've never used a condom never got a std you kids are pussies i was like what the fuck i was like 100 people never got a std i'm scared of the prego too yeah yeah that sounded impossible to me like if someone had told me that like i remember i felt like this girl when i was like 19 and then i was like i went home and i saw a a commercial on tv about aids and just completely convinced myself that i had a

1:10:21definitely raw dog some shit and you're like oh fuck i just ruined my life what is this little spot here and shit like you know i convinced myself that this girl that i had sex with who probably only had a couple of sex partners before me had definitely given me aids and you know i with it out i gotta go get tested i made her get tested like everything and like looking back at it now i'm like what the fuck was i so worried i should have been worried about getting her pregnant that's realistic but you shot up the club too uh no but you know we've all had uh pre-cum abortions but see you know the crazy thing about your experience with your thought of what age could be was so different than mine because i found out really young i want to say i found out like 16 that it was really difficult to get AIDS through heterosexual sex.

1:11:07So I was just like, oh, well, I'm good. Like, I wish I had nobody ever told me that. I learned that really young. So I was just like, wait, it's harder for me to get it from her. I mean, from Snigger. I had a friend when I was in sixth grade. I had a friend named Aaron and he like moved to my town from Lowell, Massachusetts, which was only like a 20 minute drive away. but apparently his lesbian mother had died of AIDS, which as I'm thinking about right now, I don't know how the fuck a lesbian gets AIDS, but whatever. His lesbian mother died of AIDS and he basically got sent to live with his aunt's family in my hometown.

1:11:46And that just carried me through many, many years of being terrified of getting AIDS because I knew that my friend's mom had died of AIDS. And yeah, it freaked me out so bad for years and years and years. That's so crazy how we just process it. So is HIV a gay disease is what you're saying? No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying that it's very hard to contract it through heterosexual sex. Well, I heard that dudes were like bisexual and then fucking chicks too. And then giving it to the chicks and then the chicks were spreading it. Right. No, that's what I'm saying. A guy can give it to a woman, but it's harder for a woman to give it to a man.

1:12:18That's what I'm saying. Like, because men, we carry it in our sperm. They carry it in their blood. So that's, you know, and I was just learning that really young. I was just like, oh, HIV expert. Cheat code. Cheat code. Cheat code. Don't be gay. don't fuck dude i was thinking about it but now i'm not i mean that's the one thing that has kept them all the heterosexual and that's why i'm not gay it's a testy mate for a time no no but i that did stick with me when that dude said that and then i grew up and i started like you know raw dog and random chicks or whatever and i'm just like damn it is kind of hard to catch some shit like it's never happened to me but it's like you're rolling the dice every fucking time.

1:12:59Why roll the dice? Also, I heard you guys discussing that HIV infection is down up here or something. HIV infection is definitely not down. What are you talking about? I don't think it's down. The HIV is down. They have meds where you could get it so low that it's not detectable anymore and shit. They damn near cured HIV. I'm not gonna lie. People don't die from that shit in America no more. new hiv infections have significantly declined since the 1990s like new hiv infections have dropped by 61 percent since their peak in 1995 falling from 3.4 million cases to 1.3 million which still 61 is not like that like i was thinking it was going to be like 90 percent no 61 is pretty good stis though maybe you guys are talking about stds because that's what prompted this whole memory is as well when i was thinking about that dude saying like he smashed so many chicks and never got an infection and i was i think he was lying on his dick honestly that's what i think well i lie about it he's an old mexican i've heard a lot of people say that though that they've been raw dog and shit never caught anything i was i was sexually active for 20 years before i got into a relationship with lena and throughout that time i never once got an std and then once me and her got together i fucked her like makeup artist because we were like doing drugs after whatever like went to a party together i ended up banging her makeup brought us in the bathroom and that was the first time that i actually got an std which is kind of amazing when i think about how many times i went to the bar and just fucked a random girl that i just met like 20 minutes before and never got one and then i got into i got adjacent to the porn industry before i even really got in the porn industry that's when i and i got burnt like on set like once or twice i've never had an std yeah never had a few abortions with no std i've never had a devotion but i've had std well chlamydia if you want to count that no we count that's what i'm talking about yeah brother that's literally in the book of stds but but people the shit was coming out your dick nah but but that's the thing about it is that it's like like people act like getting chlamydia is like the end of the fucking world once you have it you realize it's not a big deal at all you get it your dick feels weird you get a shot in the ass or you just take the oral medication and then it goes away and you're totally good a week later.

1:15:19I had a homie get that in high school and he told me he just got a little shot. He was like it took a week. I was good bro. Now if you get gonorrhea, you're pissing flames out. Okay that's what I was thinking about. If somebody had told me when I was 20 that getting chlamydia and gonorrhea was as simple as it is that you just go to the clinic and you get a shot in your ass and that's it or if they had told me how unlikely it is to get HIV from having heterosexual sex i would have never wore a comb for sure so i'm glad that i was fed the idea longering actually helped exactly because i would have been terrified and had like six kids with like hella different ethnicities and shit indian babies which probably would be lit am i gonna lie i'd love to have an indian baby do you see that uh clavicular uh gave up his ownership of yes in miami i never even got to go there while i was oh is it baccarat or something baccarat lena got to go one time damn um but he basically decided that it was just too much liability well actually i don't think he decided because he ended up saying that his like israeli mobster business co-owners a jewish mobsters pushed him out they told they decided it was too much liability to have him involved which to be totally real like when i first heard about the idea of him starting a nightclub or being involved in nightclub that that's the first thing i thought is like you are just going to attract so much of the kind of attention that a club might temporarily appreciate but in the long run will not be great for business and yeah i mean like honestly there's so many businesses that i've thought about over the last couple years that seem like really good businesses but once you get used to getting sued just becomes like unbelievably clear like this is not worth taking that risk and what's the idea that the club was going to be like a streamer club like where everybody could stream right we first found out about it wax said that the club was going to be called club stream yeah i remember that that's why why cannot be i love that no no he needs to be in charge but apparently there's clips of him going around telling people to cut off their light at the club like you know the streamers like cut off your light dim your light and stuff so how does that well that's the other problem that immediately occurred to me is like when you go to the club like granted i'm a content creator so i'm already like prepared for this or whatever but you know everyone in the club is at the very least drunk and a lot of people are doing coke a lot of people are doing ecstasy or molly or whatever last thing you want is to be recorded by committing crimes that's what i'm thinking everybody's committing crimes in their section these days yeah so i mean to me from the very beginning i was kind of questioning this idea but like probably like five times this year i've had a business idea thought about it a day or two and then went to chat gbt and asked it about that business idea and within like two minutes was like oh never mind there one if you don't mind the strip club idea i was thinking like wouldn't it be amazing to have a strip club in la that was owned by people in the adult industry who could like bring in a ton of talent you know just create like a i feel like there's so much that we could do with like an irl version of plug talk when you actually look at all the liability that you're dealing with with a strip club it just really doesn't seem that appetizing what's the liability i've always wanted to own a strip club girl saying she got something assaulted in that motherfucker it's basically the girl's job to get lightly sexually assaulted by the clientele every fucking night because in line yeah i mean like they're like we all know that a dope strip club is one in which the strippers are at least a little open-minded about like hooking up with the client and they're usually turnt up too right yeah they are getting drunk every night we all know that and so like you turn a blind eye to that as the business owner boom that seems like a huge problem not to mention the fights not to mention the fact that people are going to get into shootouts in the parking lot not to mention that you know you know about this new thing where like if they over serve you and then you get a dui or whatever they're like they're suing the place that served you the alcohol right this sounds like the best idea ever now shootouts bitches you know like and it's one thing if they don't think that the club owner is rich but the thing about being a content creator is regardless of the fact that like i might have less money than the average strip club owner in la but for sure like you're just a big billboard for this place and you're like well known you're a content creator like oh i'm getting that bad they are suing you left and right wouldn't the clientele be so high though that the chicks wouldn't be like expected to like obviously give some random handy in like vip room one degenerate's gonna degenerate bro it don't matter how high you go up the degenerate's gonna degenerate i feel like a dude would pay like four thousand dollars for a really high class hand job and that's not the type of dude you gotta worry about but if she maybe she doesn't hand him good enough he's like i want a little more for my 4k you know it's like i'd be pissed if that wasn't the best hand job or she's missing a couple fingers she can't even do it right you never know but then like think about the okay have you ever well i don't know about you guys but have you ever gone in the bathroom at a club and like tried to do coke in the bathroom and like the security like before you even get the key up to your nose they're fucking banging on the door and shit and you're just like why would you even give a fuck what i'm doing in this in this urinal or not in the urinal in the fucking stall like why would you care and then when you start to realize the insurance issue you realize like if the club creates a hospitable environment for you to do drugs in the bathroom then you're basically like asking for a loss might have a lush odn in there i'm not gonna lie when you go out now bro you just see people getting zooted on the like dance floor no for sure people aren't even going to the fucking bathroom and i'm thinking like how the fuck is this shit happening and i'm that's dope boy all these places need so much money to survive that everyone's just turning the blind eye like it started with people just smoking weed in spots yeah and now motherfuckers are just you know it's like if that's what we need to let them do for them to pull up oh let's do it yeah this is crazy and it's easier to do drugs in public now too because like i see people like out at the club and they have like a little bottle or a vial a little vial it's like coke it's like vapor coke so they fucking will just just do that real quick and vampires taking a bump yeah and i'm just like oh fuck like that's how y 'all are doing it now that's like so much more convenient than going to the bathroom and having to fucking somehow chop up a line on your phone and then you're rolling up yeah it's like trying to smoke in high school versus kids nowadays with a fucking vape pen just hitting that bitch real quick trying to get sued oh yeah i'm at lego land this weekend and i'm seeing dads left and right just hitting that fucking carton and i'm like wow that was like so sleek the way that he just busted that move and like none of the other parents even noticed yeah well i was smoking out of like a pepsi can in the school bathroom trying to like get the grandma real quick before school started now the kids are just going crazy a little apple the pepsi can and apples and to anybody who's saying that it's like a police move for me to say that somebody went to their car and got the whoopty wop it's like i'm trying to encourage them to like not live that life anymore by acknowledging their behavior you know that's bullshit listen okay this is the thing though i am a podcaster i can't just lie on everybody's behalf i have to talk about what happened i can't just keep all your fucking secrets so either keep it out of my eye or just don't do it because if i know about it i'm going to talk about it on the podcast i'm not here to keep your secrets but you kind of got yourself in this conundrum by starting the pretty much street podcaster wave and they're how much longer they're cut from a different cloth than regular podcasters that they're gonna have expectations of you where they're gonna be like adam you knew who i was when you signed me up and now you turning on me you know that's kind of how they're feeling i feel like yeah because munchie was kind of saying like all these felons that come through like y 'all gotta know that you can't be putting everything on camera he's like between me faux extras everybody just named off everyone you know that they feel like this boy fell in uh fort knox dough boy as well right but the thing is is that like none of those people like if four extra has ever had a gun on them coming in here i've never seen it right if any of his homies ever did i didn't see it i appreciate you being uh you know low-key about it yeah i think that's a fair expectation if i see it sticking out your fucking pants and i'm gonna acknowledge it on the podcast i might not have done it like i might i wouldn't expose them but the fact that somebody else accidentally exposed them like when am i I'm supposed to just hold my tongue about everything?

1:23:53No. Yeah, it puts you in a rock in a hard spot. Adam, we gotta think about you. He was talking. Sorry. Interrupting. We gotta be mindful of that. Go ahead. It just puts you in a rock in a hard spot because it seems like no matter what you do, they're gonna look at you as, you know, the bad guy. If you're lying, they're just like, you lying, that's me? He's laughing because you're glazing. Oh my God. You actually kind of need them. Like, he doesn't need that, though, boy. He doesn't need you to be like, That's not a glazing. Hey, Adam, you know what? No matter what you do, they're gonna give you flack man just that's not a glaze i know that and everybody kind of knows that even if they hate me they know he's an arrogant asshole we don't need to like all right give me a one give me a one glaze per episode pass okay my bad yeah there's not a chance how do you feel about your tuna report card grade potentially dropping i'm not worried about that i'm ready to go over the the dark side let's go full snitch let's go and i did i did end up finishing my uh my 10 pod commandments which i actually only got to eight but i could like if we wanted to do that i could kind of lay it out i think i i was i was planning on laying out my commandment now i'm not ready to do it because i don't do it i want to print it out and do like a thing an episode where i actually like go one no that's a whole episode thing for sure that's all episode once i do that i want to do performance reviews with everybody on camera which is of course the only way to do a performance review where i kind of like sit down with all the hosts including the the the news hosts and everything and sort of give them my thoughts and my tips my tricks but i have to like i have to like watch more content and get prepared and really do that so i want to like make a real thing out of it and obviously the the nose upper universe has kind of been rocked by uh the fact that uh you know a couple people left but we do we have a female co-host who I shall not name who will be trying out for the first time on Tuesday.

1:25:46I would like to acknowledge that. Which is definitely not what y 'all are thinking. If you guys are expecting an OnlyFans baddie, you will be perhaps pleasantly surprised. I have a couple ideas but I really don't know who it is. I think I might know. Probably not. Good old Jalees. No. Was she eating chicken in a video that was sent to the group chat? No comment. A lot of people eat chicken on social media. Yeah, they definitely do. But did you guys actually see the Jalise and her daughter interview? Absolutely. I couldn't bring myself to watch that. I'm not going to lie. I saw some of the clips.

1:26:20Okay, I want to show you guys the first minute or two. What? Did you see it? I heard that it's an interesting piece of concept. Check, check. My headphones are not operational. So, check, check. I mean, as much as it's a little odd to uh you know react to a nine-year-old on a podcast but very intelligent one i've heard that is what i'm saying i really like okay i've always heard over the years that um that your parents don't matter that much when it comes to like how you end up which is like i think it's very hard for people to like accept that yeah but they're you know i've heard like a lot of people speak on that i've never felt more like i believe in that than watching this because this this girl has for sure been through more in life and seen things more than most kids i can hear it yeah it's good check check check sounds good um i think check check um yeah i think that's more why like versus having a shitty parent the having kind of a rough upbringing that makes you mature a lot younger you know i'm saying when your parents are fucked up you mature you start to realize things a lot earlier you have to do a lot of things for yourself that your parents would probably be doing for other people yeah so that's what i see in her which i don't know that you know that's just my assumption i feel i feel deep empathy for what this kid has probably had to go through no eventually so i'm not acting like you're just like the worst mom in the world but i do assume that this kid has seen a lot of shit yeah but some people kind of corrupts but some people are prepares for life and she seems like it's prepared her for life she's kind of like more well-spoken than her mother which is crazy let's check out the clip i want to hear i actually haven't heard her yet all right check it out let's go ahead and introduce the world to who madeline is well should i just introduce myself absolutely well my name is madeline and i'm nine years old My birthday was two days ago, and I just turned nine.

1:28:29And my favorite color is pink, but I don't think my mom likes that.

1:28:36So we're here today because you wanted to interview me, correct? Yes. And I think you drafted some pretty interesting questions. Very interesting. Interesting. And how do you feel about the questions that you're about to ask your mother? um i feel very great about the questions i feel like these are like some very polished questions um you said very polished oh excuse me polished oh i think you listen to me a lot this is a theme in the first 10 minutes of this that i watched that she uses like remotely big words and jaleesa is kind of like what the fuck does that mean yes i do you do elite polished structured Right.

1:29:21A lot of people don't know that side of your mother. How do you feel about that? I feel like before you judge someone, you can just get to know both sides of them. I mean, yeah, sometimes you act this way, but then the other times you act this way. And I think they need to know that side of you before they start judging because this is the best side of you. yeah how do you feel about you know how i handle the situations the online backlash is it backlash um i think like backlash is a pretty big word for a nine-year-old right like she's so well spoken the statement before that was super introspective like there's two sides of you you're only showing one side if the people saw the real side that i know of you that I love of you that they would have a lot more sympathy like that's this is deep shit right nine-year-old I have not been around that many nine-year-olds but it stands out to me that she's way more well-spoken than most of the nine-year-old kids that I've been around in my life let's just people a little bit more but I don't know if we'll get to it right now but there is one part where basically like this kid somehow knows about how hated her mom is on the internet and Jaleesa's flabbergasted which seems kind of performative but like she basically like has no idea how her kid could know that she's hated yeah and I guess she's probably just confused on like how the hell do you know that she says that her kid doesn't have social media which seems really really good and probably crucial to her turning out halfway decent probably why she's speaking so well she's reading books and shit not on YouTube you really do?

1:31:05oh my gosh you're hurting my feelings Well, I don't mean to hurt your feelings in any type of way, but I just feel like someone has to tell you the truth. I mean, we just can't hide the truth from you. Oh, okay.

1:31:22The truth is a lot of people don't like you in the media realm, and sometimes you just have to know that because, you know, all of these celebrities didn't make their way up here without a little bit of backlash. and this is just to start so you shouldn't really be that worried i mean it's okay to have a little bit of backlash i mean but everybody loves me like what do you mean everybody doesn't like you really believe everybody doesn't like me no i feel like it's 50 50 like a lot of people don't like you but a lot of people love you at the same time um like elaborate elaborate I mean you don't even have social media I know I know do you have social media and I don't know about it uh is youtube social media a form of it youtube is really all you would need to find out that I don't know I was just like shocked that this kid seems like she's turning out so good given that I personally have seen Jalees really just explode on camera and just basically behave about as bad as an adult could.

1:32:40Yeah, she seems more mature than Jalees. I'm not going to lie. I don't know. I think this pushes against the narrative that she's a bad mom. No, I mean, she looks like she's doing a good job to me. I mean, her kid seems very bright, well-spoken. I had actually talked to Jalees. I was like, you need to show people more this side of you. You know what I'm saying? You're really this nice girl. You know what I'm saying? You're not this mean, turned up individual all the time. Maybe that's just the outer shell. But I think her doing some stuff with her kid would be dope. I mean, this is a good interview.

1:33:04I mean, I liked it. I don't really see what the value in putting your nine-year-old on a podcast is. Honestly, I would never do this to my kid in a billion fucking years. But I like this kind of one-off episode. But like a consistent thing. Well, it doesn't have necessarily be a podcast. Just some level of content. But this is cool. I think this is cool. It does humanize her. It humanizes Jules a little bit to realize that she has like a normal daughter. or like her daughter turned out like seemingly to be more mature than her in a lot of ways but i mean like what like what does your kid know like i have so many questions what does her kid know about drugs what does her kid know about the skinny from the nine situation and like and and how drunk she apparently was in the lead up to that like i like i guess her kid has youtube so she's like looking up clips of her mom look up anything you know look up jalice think of all the videos that are popping up think about every conversation that you've ever had about jalis on camera and then think about the fact that apparently this fucking nine-year-old is probably reading that yeah so she saw you sliding in her dms after she went through that situation dope boy she's probably screening the dms for her mother like dope boy put him in the request speaking of dms you know what's so crazy about this situation for me is the last dm that i had with Jalees she was hitting me up all mad and saying like don't ever speak about my kids on camera again because we're commenting on the skinny from the nine situation or whatever and I was a bit disparaging and then she's putting out this like hella intimate transparent interview with her daughter which is gonna force people to talk about her kids and I'm watching this and I'm like inside slightly feeling offended that Jalees is doing this and I know it's supposed to be like repair for her image and stuff but like a part of me just feels like it's too late and this is like a really low reaching move like it's not like a pr move yeah like it's not pulling at my heart strings like oh this makes me want to give jaleese more and obviously i've watched two minutes of it if i watch the whole thing i might walk away feeling different but for her brand and everything she's put forth on the internet this feels a little it's like a blatant pivot to like try to kind of gain garner sympathy you feel like kind of thing yeah like it's just it's just not a good look i mean like i feel like she was upset at something that you and whack were you did you and whack talk about this interview no i just saw this last night oh okay because she was in the chat like tell adam and whack when we're on the news the other day like stop speaking on my children on my kids how i parent yeah she was she was spamming the chat hitting everybody yeah she's going crazy like i was like what did adam and whack say i didn't even see what they said and i hearted the message i was like fair you know what i shouldn't be talking about her kids what the fuck am i doing they have nothing to do with what she does up here if you are like self-admittedly raging out on meth and like slamming hennessy and screaming at people on podcasts while your kids are in the other room yeah sorry we're officially in the territory where it is fair for me to criticize your parenting that being said i mean like it's kind of like all those youtubers over the years who like make content with their kids and it's like blatantly obvious that nobody would give a fuck about them if they weren't making videos with their kids all the time but the kids are kind of interesting to a bigger audience and then these parents like make content with the kids kind of ace family-ish type yeah you know and i but i i don't know it just doesn't really suit right like hopefully this is the only time that they do this now so if jalice was living on the street and narrow i would maybe feel a little bit different about it but just the fact that like her lifestyle that she's living is like largely predicated on drug abuse and gang violence i don't know man yeah and she dropped it on her page i feel like making the daughter maybe a little youtube page for her podcast or whatever would have been a better move because her audience is gonna you know click on her be ruthless if i had a guess you know yeah my bad to what see what other videos just like yeah like what what predated this you know um so we've got yeah well this is actually the first video that has been on her page in six months stockton california rapper mb nell targeted in mass shooting leaving four deceased and 19 wounded and then the popular instagram model passes away in car accident causing 13 whatever cml lavish d freeway donnie affiliate arrested connected to the murder of ebkj about i mean yeah it is it's a pretty harsh pivot i mean clearly she's trying to figure it out as a content creator i'm not gonna like kill her for that no no it's just a crazy transition brand like that's the part that's offending me is like your personal brand you seem like the type of person that should keep your kids off camera because of the reprisal you might get about the things that you say about people people and shit you know yeah you know what i'm saying that it just doesn't feel appropriate i don't know maybe i'm being too harsh but it's just like such a glare and then to be on the interview like obviously you're not going to be like yeah daughter i am a scumbag but to be like you think people hate me like she obviously got that from somewhere it's like you should be exploring like you know why she feels that is and she agrees with it i just saw a moron in the comments saying adam didn't feel this way when he was exploiting tinia and nova nova had already been on multiple podcasts with over a million views before she came on the podcast with Tania, which is obviously fundamentally different than Jalees taking her nine-year-old who had never been on camera before.

1:38:31Also big difference between nine-year-old and the 15-year-old, obviously they're both children, but like a nine-year-old is like, especially not really prepared for what this will be all about. And actually Lush said that Jalees's nine-year-old is apparently like sophisticated enough that she went to lush one day here and said how much money do you make working here which is just like that i don't know that just kind of like blew me that i was just like whoa like she's like thinking about shit like that when i was nine for sure i had never thought about how much money somebody might be earning at their job right i think i i think around that time i probably thought about stuff like that i didn't know about money yeah that's but I think it's just like you said sensitivity if your parents aren't necessarily like up on game the way they're supposed to be it makes you more aware of the world and problems that maybe you shouldn't necessarily be crossing your nine yeah when I was nine I was definitely getting pushed outside and like come back when the lights come on the street lights come on type shit for sure yeah I was outside on my bike and shit it's outside I was outside on my bike for sure and I was like hanging out in the neighborhood and stuff but there wasn't like anything bad to get involved with in my neighborhood when I was nine or at least I didn't find out.

1:39:43Mine was pretty janky. I had a paper out at 8. Then you went to church and shit bro we only hear about none of that. I had a paper when I was kidding. 12 and I thought that was early. This is how old I am. When I used to deliver newspapers to people sometimes they would have like milk and like juice and shit delivered from like crystal and people would steal their milk and their juice. That's fine. So many of your stories involve stealing food. You're like fucking Yogi Bear. There was still milkman when you were alive, boy. You are not a young man. That's crazy. I promise. That's young guys. You're four years older than me, but I don't think there was a milkman in my neighborhood.

1:40:23Damn. So what are you guys saying, though? Is this a W for Jaleese? Is this a, you know, in a right direction? I think it is. I think it's a chance for people to see a different side of her. You know, we're all layered individuals. You know, you might crash out one day, but at the same time, you might be a good parent. So I think it's good to see it. And I think she should do, you know, she doesn't have to convert totally to doing that. But I think to show people different areas of your of your life and your personality, I think it's cool. I have like a cynical mind part that's like, yeah, this is kind of conniving a little bit to kind of trying to get her image better.

1:40:56But also I have the wholesome part of me that's like at least, you know, her daughter seems like she's having a pretty good time in life, you know, and doing her thing. That's where my mind goes. What do you say? Those are that's as he Marcus's daughter and daughter. that's uzzy marcus's kid yeah because it's all her oldest kids are gonna be uzzy marcus wow i did not connect those dots that is fucking crazy bro yeah i mean you know that no yeah well because he she has like a restraining order against him and shit i'm pretty sure they have a pretty estranged relationship yeah that makes sense to me wow that's fucking crazy i don't know i mean like it's even more of a surprise that she's this well-spoken you know that's two kind of fucked up parents and she's you know very intelligent i want to like offer support but i don't know like what that would be or like i want to like let her daughter know i realize that you are living in a war zone right now that whatever you're dealing with being jaleesa's daughter is worse than like living in fucking gaza probably but i don't know how to like you know offer that support maybe i should give her like a scholarship one day or something that would be hard to tap in it's gonna be a long time so that's a thing but about 10 10 years but she the she seems like she's handling it well like you said sometimes you know people that grow up in fucked up situations but it prepares them for life and kind of makes them grow up fast but she doesn't seem like she gonna have any issues and having a fucked up mom you know i'm saying my mama was uh fucked up when i was growing up and you know she you know you just move on with life how old is the boy keeps rocking i guess that's the w yeah he's younger okay i think that's the w is kid seems bright sharp has a good future yeah exactly you know so that's that's a w yeah she came off brighter and smarter than at least in that interview what are the odds of her becoming a drill rapper hopefully zero percent hopefully zero percent if anything maybe like a molly santana kind of lane you know like mother santana no hannah montana something like that i could see that really have to lean on their parents for like all their experiential like inputs there's so much on the internet and stuff a kid can kind of like build themselves through their interests you know what i'm saying they're they learn technology so early they want their parents to off half the time anyway and just be into their ipad or whatever i was gonna say even we did that's why we're witnessing this with her is that she's just developing herself outside of the what we perceive the Jaleese circus you know so I feel like I don't see a lot of badass fuck yeah none of us wanted to like really be like our parents I don't think you know what I'm saying I was always trying to like you know do the opposite of what the fuck they told me half the time you know so my mom was a librarian so for sure that wasn't like interesting enough for me to want you got librarian energy thank you I appreciate that you spent a lot of time at the library like bookworm for sure my parents would take me to the library yeah I was a big Judy Judy Bloom fan I used to read all the Judy Blume Judy Blume.

1:43:55I was Captain Underpants all day. Check Gecko was my shit. Check Gecko for sure. What's up with this Kevin Hart topic? I want to get into this. No, some new stuff. This shit's still dragging on. I'm over this shit. Apparently he was saying that he didn't have any say so over the jokes that went out but then it came out later that he did. Yeah, he did. So they're basically saying, no nigga you knew what they was gonna say i mean i saw like when i was talking to michael blackson today he told me that certain people were uh certain things were removed from the live stream but then nobody felt it necessary to remove the george floyd joke that tony henshcliffe made yeah there's 18 jokes i believe that were removed total 18 18 they said yeah most of them were most of them were like a lot of trump melania jokes got cut i heard it's a couple Israeli jokes got cut and that's pretty much what they're saying why are you protecting all these people but then you're not removing the George Floyd joke and any of the black jokes pretty much.

1:45:02Okay here we go jokes about Kevin Hart several jokes about Kevin Hart's height career and personal life were cut including jabs at his past scandals failed vegan restaurant and business venture one specific line cut by Jeff Ross reported reported in focused on his businesses while others touched on his height and a car seat I can't imagine and his height is actually a fucking offensive to him at this point but segments targeting other comedians removed such as jokes regarding shane gillis's military background tony henchcliffe opening for trump like these are all things that like everybody knows about a joke about chelsea handler's time on e on uh the television she's been sensitive as fuck about this so i get they cut a joke about lizzo who like i mean i'm assuming it was a fat joke she did good though She did good.

1:45:47She caught some crazy jokes. Yeah, she caught a lot of jokes, but she rolled with them. She was laughing at them and shit. You know, she took it well. Yeah, that is a little wild that, you know, they can find 18 jokes to cut, but you keep that other one in that was really, you know. Yeah, so Mark Lamont Hill, I don't know where he was getting that from, but he said it was 18 jokes and was like going into, yeah, those same reasons. My two reactions was the end of it, him bragging how rich he was and all the sponsorships and stuff was mad fucking corny, so I can understand why the corporate ties were cutting Israeli jokes and Trump Melania jokes for sure.

1:46:19And then the most offensive joke with race for me was the lynching joke. That was the one I couldn't get over. But I understand that it is. It's crazy. But I won't lie, I was offended by that. I'm cool comedy, free speech and shit. But I was just like, damn, lynching seems a tad too far it was a long time ago to be fair george floyd was like very recent and it's just the george floyd one i just don't think it was as funny or as creative as the bonsai tree joke but i think the bonsai thing i think what makes it funny is it's just so ridiculous like even schematically you couldn't do this so it's like you're so short black guy that you could do so yeah i totally understand what makes it fucking funny but you still find the fence in it i just super staunch people that want to like you know make it a whole thing and speak out against it and kevin hart uses sucka and i don't i don't take it so for the record the george floyd joke was the black community is so proud of you right now george floyd is looking up at us all laughing so hard that he can't breathe it's like i get it but it's kind of like a i could see doughboy sending this in the group chat like adam you should say okay in terms of offensiveness yes in terms of offensiveness that's high up there that's like a nine let's say in terms of funniness i would put it pretty low even in comparison to like every other thing that tony henchcliffe said right because he had a good great set and that was like the closer so i was like he was like kind of rapid firing jokes and then that last one it was like he kind of fell off and if you're gonna get this off why are you trying to keep people from talking about you doing the stand-up at trump's like big event that's more of a trump thing than a tony thing because trump is i think they're afraid of trump going to the fcc and saying hey they're doing because he cut all these trips he trips on fools that talk make jokes about i thought that was a tony hinchcliffe requested yeah but i'm saying like there was multiple things about trump that were removed so it seems as though it was a fear of trump coming down on the roast type of thing that's what it seemed like because it was like trump and melania jokes getting cut what the fuck that's like you know the president like we can't joke about him but yeah he's going after foods you know he don't fuck with that shit so that's what it seemed like at least i don't i can't see tony being like don't talk about my puerto rico was a garbage island joke i mean i feel like that's the worst thing in his career yeah but at least that one was a little bit funnier you know it's like you know the misdirection there's a giant floating piece of trash in the ocean we call puerto rico it's like at least there's some you know he's he's laying the groundwork he's doing the punch if it didn't land with people and it's at a Trump rally, which is fueled by some racism.

1:48:59I get that, but it seemed like a Trump thing more than a Tony thing. So I noticed y 'all have been talking about breaking into comedy up here and each and every one of you guys, have you been trying to write jokes? I've been trying and just not going well. I'm not going to lie. I just don't have a brain wired like that yet. I don't know how. Let's have a writer session one day. When you watch people do comedy, it can kind of like fool you into thinking that it's easy, but then like you know i think i've like might have opened up my notepad app like one time to try to like write a joke and i don't really like understand how you would go about doing this say my brain just isn't wired that way right now i don't know easy format right premise set up or punchline dude sounds so simple like you like you start out broad like i was thinking like oh people call me corny yeah give me give me some come on everybody give a joke people call me corny all the time in the chat i don't think that i'm corny or whatever so maybe this is where i was missing you feel me i couldn't relate i couldn't put my body and my soul into the act but i was like oh this is super broad so many black dudes can relate to this if you're not like i don't know the stereotypical idea of a black dude or whatever you ever deal with that in your life you felt like you know what i'm saying you can relate to the joke so i'm working on the setup and in the setup i just go so myopic it's so zoomed into like my life and my like unique experience with coming to no jumper and finding out from the chat that i'm corny like i never had that you feel me allegation left i see you've got to make it a little more broad to like the general audience no one's gonna laugh at that like no one's gonna feel like this is relatable or whatever you know i'm saying a small streamer community that i'm a part of of like liberal black dudes or whatever i'm like oh this is kind of funny whatever you know what i'm saying i'm trying I see this.

1:50:45He's trying to give it the prompt. Okay. Help me write a joke. I have a friend named Sharp who thinks he's a pimp, basically, is what I wrote. When I was thinking about jokes, I was thinking, like, I want to make jokes about my former co-host that I don't get along with. So, okay, this is what Gemini came up with. I used to have a friend named Sharp. he claims he's a pimp but the only thing he's successfully managing is a group chat that leaves him on red you can't run a stable if you can't even get your friends to show up up at the movies on time sharp walks around talking about his player lifestyle man you dress like a monopoly board game piece that got lost in the laundry this is the dope way right if you were a real pimp your outfit would cost more than my entire set not look like a 70 prom 70s prom reject from the 165 pimp jokes that are smooth clean and way too funny section okay yo those both suck that was horrible bad but low-key the first one if you inserted your own yeah like drinking pee you know you couldn't make that funny you can't be a pimp when you're drinking pee kind of like easy set up, warm up, walking into the set, you know what I'm saying?

1:52:04I can see the vision is what I'm saying. I guess I just assumed that the AI would be able to write some pretty decent jokes if you gave them a... The comedy writers definitely have time because AI is not replacing them. It doesn't seem like... If you went to Sharp's interviews and fed it the script of what he's saying, it could probably come up with some shit. He's fucking uploading thousands of hours to chat. Oh, Sharp yelling at women. for sure. I feel like it's not going to let me do this one about T-Roll because it's going to say that it's ableist. Yeah, it's definitely going to be like, I'm going to give you something that's a little nicer.

1:52:38Help me write a stand-up joke about him. Oh, God. Observational and light. We don't want those. Okay. I have a buddy named T-Roll who lost use of his arm in a motorcycle accident. Great guy, but hanging out with him is a constant psychological test. Like whenever something great happens, my instinct is to yell high five and then I just freeze. My brain goes into panic mode. Do I pivot to a fist bump? Do I just clap my own hands together and pretend I was cheering for myself? The worst part is T-Rail knows exactly what he's doing. He just stands there watching me sweat, waiting to see if I'm going to choose the correct side.

1:53:23He's not disabled. He's just running a social experiment. that was not god that was we are going to bomb wow i'm losing confidence okay we got edgy read one of the edgy ones they're saying that this ai isn't isn't brutal enough no the edgy one they gave us an edgy one this one right option two yeah all right my friend t-rell lost use of his arm in a motorcycle accident which is tragic obviously but the wildest part is that he still rides motorcycles this is better i asked him t-rell man isn't that how you lost your arm in the first place and he looked at me completely deadpan and said yeah but look at the bright side if i crash again i got nothing left to lose on that side anyway it's built-in insurance this is a dangerous level of optimism most people see the glass as half full t-real sees his body as half indestructible no that's better that's better we can work with that we can work with that it doesn't really strike me as like funny enough to say on stage no definitely because the funny comes from the intimate knowledge though you gotta really feel that shit like so many comedians just are like self deprecating in the best like surgically man that's so fucking introspective I wish I could roast my life like that they're actually making me want to try Grok now just to see if it's any different yeah we definitely gotta try all the AIs this is what we should do you guys we all should just get like a 3 to 5 minute set and just go hit an open mic together I'm not feeling any sort of confidence right now.

1:54:58I think that would be even funnier if we all bombed, including Don't Boy. Yeah. We can stream that shit. I saw my friend going in college, and it was pretty funny. I'm not going to lie. I honestly don't know if I'm secure enough to do that. I heard it's like the worst feeling ever. I'm definitely not looking forward to it. It's just like getting into a fight. It's just like once you know you're not going to die in the ring, then you can go in there and just fight. You just got to go on stage and just survive. Just go up there no matter what happens. booed at like in my rap career before at a show this is all right this is my problem i am extremely critical of other people's stand-up without ever having done it myself same so i feel like i'm going to be equally critical of anything that i write i don't think i'm even going to be able to come up with like a handful of jokes that i would be able to say on stage because i feel like my like i already feel particular enough about it that i don't know if i'd be able to like even land on anything that i thought was good but i think when you do land on it you're gonna know because you're like being super hard on yourself to where if it's still making you laugh you're like okay this might be the one you know i'm saying yeah it's just like fuck it bro we're gonna die one day like yeah i know i just want to try it like you know what's the worst that could happen it's a potential a guy it's been like bro you fuck on camera like yeah and you have a gut what are we talking about here what are we talking about you can't get on stage okay i'm just i'm just gonna read what grok gave me i got this buddy named duno he's a fat mexican motherfucker let's go grok he's not just morbidly obese he's call ice and report a structural collapse obese okay that's better grok is way better that is way more in the direction of something kind of it's actually comedy this dude shows up to a quinceanera and the mariachis start playing La Bamba on his stomach rolls.

1:56:46Okay. He's so fucking huge when he tries to sneak across the border they don't need drones. They just follow the seismic readings and the trail of empty Minuto buckets. Whoa. Rock is just hella racist. Rock is just racist. I mean wait. There's more. Border Patrol sees him coming and goes nah, fuck the wall. Build a ramp let him roll back to tijuana like the human avalanche he is i like to build a ramp that was yeah yeah human avalanche i don't know duno doesn't do tacos he does taco one singular taco the size of a volkswagen that he sits on and calls it meal prep that's middle school yeah that was pretty good i'm fucking with the motherfucker so fat and lazy his idea of cinco de mayo is lying on the couch yelling, hey, I caramba, every time he farts salsa.

1:57:41Damn, Grok racist as fuck. He's going super hard. I thought it was going to be a joke about like Cinco de Mayo and then like Mayo. Yeah, they want, they want stereo. I love the guy, but if Duno ever dies, they're not burying him. They're just declaring that part of the neighborhood a new landfill and calling it Little Guadalajara. Oh my God. Grok is on, Grok is on, Grog is the funniest lit dad at the party, lit white dad. No, for sure. He got that in the email. He's about to read it now. He keeps killing you. This is actually... It's way better than the other two at least. That's crazy, bro. You guys keep talking.

1:58:23I'm going to come up with another thing here. But yeah, guys, we should do that. A writing session? No writing session. We got to come up with our own set. I'm not taking Doughboy jokes respectfully. You know what I'm saying? If Doughboy kills it, it might change my mind. But up until this point, I'm not taking Doughboy jokes. Put it like this. After the show on the 24th, I bet you will. All right. I got you. You're going to see the magic. You're going to see that fire and desire. It was so surprising to me for the Kevin Hart roast as well, not to just keep coming back. They had so many writers.

1:58:56The comedians had writers. Why do comedians need writers? That is so wacko. A few of them didn't. A few of them didn't. I think we're realizing right here, though, that it is so hard that even a comedian might need some. No, yeah, that's what I'm saying, because a lot of the comedians. You son of a. This motherfucker. The comedians are super funny, but a lot of. I got my own about. He's making these. All right. This picture. Alan's going to taking the stage at the comedy store. There we go. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for my boy, Doughboy. Yeah, this N-word is so fat that they had to give his stomach its own zip code and then evict it like a Section 8 tenant.

1:59:36He got that gastric bypass surgery. Doctors went in there with a staple gun and a dream. Turned his gut into a sad little coin purse. Now he eats like a supermodel, but he still looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy fucked Mike Tyson and the result was left in the sun too long. That's getting there. That's getting there. That's getting there. Doughboy is black. So you know the surgery doesn't fix shit. He lost 80 pounds but kept the same neck. He looks like a bowling ball with a hoodie on. He walks in the room and the floorboards file a restraining order. Doughboy, my N-word. How do you lose all that weight and still got tits that clap when you breathe?

2:00:19He says, it's muscle. Yeah, muscle from carrying around three generations of fried chicken regret. Yo! That's crazy. That is crazy. At least the Mexicans ate the only ones. And this motherfucker might be gay. He might be. We ain't sure. He claims he's straight, but every time a dude walks by, he does that little head tilt like a pigeon spotting breadcrumbs. After surgery, he started drinking even more like his new tiny stomach is just a shot glass with commitment issues. bro gets lit off of two coronas and suddenly he's twerking on the barstool talking about the vibes the vibes that's better n-word the only vibe is you sucking at life and potentially sucking dick we tried to set him up with a girl and he said that she had a strong jawline bro that's code for I want her to peg me while watching RuPaul.

2:01:21I'm not going to keep going, but... Yeah. Yeah, that was definitely... It was just Adam's notes that he wrote, for sure. I've never been so, like, convinced that one AI was better at something than we were out there. Yeah, that was crazy. Because Chad was terrible, and Grog was pretty good. Grog has some shit. That was not bad. A couple times, but way better than the others, for sure. Way, way better, yeah. It would need a lot of work, but, you know, it was a good day. Nothing better than you think like Pinky, I want to wife you. Yeah, Kyle needs to come with us to the stand-up too, for sure. It's weird how the Pinky thing was way less sophisticated than what Grock came up with, but we still hit way harder.

2:02:04AI is never going to replace comedians. That's what we just did. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. It's going to be a while at least. I think part of it, though, is our standard for Kyle was so low because he was just walking in the room and just having the nerve to like talk shit to him. Whereas like with Grok, stakes are so low that it's like, we expect so much of it. No, we were expecting a lot. It's just missing that human element though. Yeah, it's got no soul. Yeah, it did have no soul. It was kind of like, this is what a human would think to say, you know, for sure vibes. Like even though our expectations were low, like that just like, you know what I'm saying?

2:02:37But Dopeboy does got to top that too. He's got to show us on stage. He can top that. I'm going to show you. It's funny how like Grok thinks that just being gay and black are like hella funny like yeah and Mexican comedy I mean that is some of the only information that I gave it as I was like he he's black and we think he might be gay they're like if this is all we can work off of well I needed to tell us some shit about you to base the jokes on black and fat and gay I didn't say Jesse because I didn't know if Grok would know that Jesse was like slant that would have for sure been a bit that would have for sure let me just do the boxing part okay boxing This fat homosexual disaster tried boxing.

2:03:17He thought he'd be like Mike Tyson, but blacker and gayer. First sparring session, he threw a punch and his arms kept going like it was trying to escape the rest of his body. The opponent hit him once in the stomach and, well, where the stomach used to be, and Doughboy folded like a cheap lawn chair at a family cookout. He puked up Hennessy and Regret all over the ring. The ref stopped the fight because he thought Doughboy was having a heart attack. Nah, that's just Tuesday. Now he shadow boxes in the mirror and loses. He talks like, I'm going to fuck you up, while wheezing like he ran a 5K to the fridge.

2:03:54All right. Yeah, shout out to Grok, man. Shout out to Grok. Yeah. I'm going to go type to Grok after we get done with this. Yeah. I'm going to try to figure out my jokes. Shout out to Grok. Yeah. So I did the Michael Blackson interview today and Daphne Joy. Tell us something. What was the contrast? between the two he he was good he seemed like he um kind of got annoyed by me trying to talk about like racially divisive things like chud the builder whereas her she gave me like a really you want to hear what daphne joy was not allowed to talk about yeah this might amuse other things okay no legal talk Fuck.

2:04:37no kids or motherhood no 50 cent no young Miami Cassie or any of the dudes that were in the freak offs no freak off in general wow no sex worker testing or condom details no disrespectful name calling even jokingly or while referencing online commentary what the fuck did you ask her there it's all the good stuff 10 minute interview did you watch the one with acting her no i saw some clips of it but it's like it was kind of going hard on her though i felt like a little bit in the clips i saw she said but he wasn't really going hard on her he was just kind of doing the like sexual stuff like she wanted it to be like flirty oh okay yeah yeah yeah i see you know which that's kind of what you're left with once you're past all that is like let's do some light-hearted sexual banter because i think like in her mind i told her i'm like you remind me of like a phone sex operator because she just like only kind of like talks about sex like exudes that she talks in this really like cute sexy little voice you know but when the tape came out she came out like she was heartbroken this doesn't represent her but i've just seen her twerking shaking ass ever since so it's like seems like you're down with it i love how quick the internet moves like no one gives a fuck that she put out that statement and she's just online taking shots with act we read like six paragraphs on the news like a couple weeks ago or whenever that came out and she's like i'm heartbroken i can't believe this and then she's just like with adam and i love her management team was like hey excellent opportunity so it's like it seems like you're doing that yeah yeah i mean i think like so far okay if you want to like promote your only fans yeah that pretty much is what you need to do is you need to just talk about like sexy shit and not really like dive into like painful memories or whatever you know yeah that's what the everything with the the only fans girls like the deuce just wants you to be sexy and hot we don't want to hear you talk about politics or like fucking you know have pretty much any hard stances on anything pretty much you know just be hot and sexy and that's what it stuck out to me with axe she was really trying to show her like uh her fucking personality like i could be a really good girlfriend like i love my man once i'm in tune with him you know we're in lockstep like she was really trying to still preserve her like dating vibe it's like don't nobody give a fuck about none of that i know i don't know if it's just because i'm married or if it's partially because she's just like more into act but and you know historically i guess like she's been with black men primarily but she wasn't quite as flirty with me as she was with him.

2:07:11Like it actually left me feeling like, Oh, act like should probably really try to hit. Cause I didn't really get left with the feeling that I had much of a chance. Maybe just the plays are different. Like the act, you know, flirting with act is going to come off different than flirting with the 22 stir. Maybe. Cause she knows she's going to actually get that plug talk invite. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. She made that clear. She's not going to do porn. Unfortunately. How does that help the OnlyFans? She's just the biggest, roundest, fakest boobs ever. And she's kind of like adjusting. The entire time, she probably adjusted her fucking shirt like a thousand times.

2:07:48Are they fake? I mean, have you seen her? I've seen her, but I don't know. I'm not a kid. Her titties and her ass is fake, I'm pretty sure. You are retarded if you have to ask that question, no offense. But yeah, I mean, Axa Riz might have been so. Yeah, or Axa's hotter. But also, she seemed like she was very respectful of the marriage element. So that might be part of the explanation. that's why she didn't flirt with you bro maybe cause you're married alright I'm gonna read some fucking donos what the hell I was gonna show y 'all oh yeah bring it up I thought Nathan was gooning look at this that's nice we're not covering her are we oh yeah show it on screen show the people show the gooners in the chat yeah let's I mean from my angle they looked crazier than they look the side angle they looked humongous at the beginning the split angle is like the whole thing I did not say that ACK is hotter I said that maybe she thought ACK was hotter I have no opinion right here you're really getting a glimpse of how round and gigantic those are some knockers these look absolutely amazing but god damn it's been really hard for famous dudes this past week and their baby mamas it's been a whole lot of baby mamas but at least you're not like Diddy they say Diddy got the micro and three inches of micro yeah it might as well be I thought micro is like it doesn't even get hard or something I don't know what is the technical definition of a micro piece imagine you pulling up three inches bricks that's why you gotta get Sly Diggler in there pants yeah you need to bring a guy with you to fuck for you i mean honestly that that kind of makes me impressed with diddy that like he's got a micro so he's a billionaire or whatever so he brings in some guys we got like fucking 10 inch dicks and said here you do the heavy lifting if i had a billion i'm buying a new dick i'm getting the lengthening and he's not bringing in no regular shit booze yeah he's like i'm going top of the top bro you're gonna be able to take your dick for maybe like three to five that's workable i'll do it it's a lot better yeah sure yeah three to five five i think gets you out of micro easy but yeah yeah for sure four you're out you can whip out a five they got the little plastic tube thing i think they put in you i've seen it on youtube before it doesn't seem like uh the technical definition is really that specific normally structured penis yeah it says it's characterized by a uh characterized by a normally structured penis that is significantly smaller than the average size for a specific age group uh it's like you have a baby like broke out a micro oh yeah yeah okay the exact threshold generally includes yeah i don't care if a newborn a newborn broke out a micro holding a baby imagine you have a baby and the doctor tells you i have a bad news mr grand mason your baby has a micro penis and i'm like bruh he got like 20 years to grow out of it no but okay i'll say abort him like the down syndrome baby a fully a fully yeah go make jugger nuggets abort this little motherfucker yo that'd be great if they could diagnose a micro penis before you're born look at his ultrasound get him out of here yo but it says a fully stretched length of under 2.8 to 3.6 inches which yeah that does sound like a micro penis yeah i thought that it was gonna have to be smaller than that in order to qualify even my four inch homies got micros yo you don't want to be the dude going yeah but it's not a micro i got 3.75 i'm over the range what do you mean I made the cut off.

2:11:43It ain't imaginable. A micro penis is frequently confused with an inconspicuous penis. What? For example, a buried penis occurs when a standard size penile shaft is hidden beneath abdominal fat or skin folds, which, oh boy, I think that's probably what you're suffering from. Medical measurements must always press past. Not suffering. No, no. Suffered. This is important. Come on, dude. Medical measurements must always press past the pubic fat pad to get an accurate skeletal base reading to differentiate. That's cheating, though. We all know if you measure a dick like that, you're cheating. No, that's cheating.

2:12:21That's definitely stabbing the ruler into your butt. There's more dick behind the wall. There's more dick behind there. You can only measure what you can use. Stabbing it into the top of your dick and giving it like an extra inch on the measurement. But everyone who's ever like lost weight knows that that really is how it works is that you're that fat pad. If you lose 20 or 30 pounds, like you can gain like an inch of visible penis, which is kind of insane. I actually at one point when I was much lighter, when I was like 215, I started to spot an additional vein close to the base of my penis that I had never seen before.

2:13:00Like in my penis, a new vein that I had never seen before. Let's check it out. How are you spotting it? I just saw it. All of a sudden, I felt like I could see more of my penis than I could now see a vein. Yeah, it wrapped around your wrist, and then you look down. I knew he couldn't. I forgot about that shit. I knew he couldn't make it through the ball without an addition. That was a joke. That was a joke. That was a joke. We'll give it to him. That's a callback. Do you guys shave your asses? No. I keep the Gucci pretty trim. I shave my balls. I'm talking gooch and ass It's a friction problem It's a friction problem You just reminded me that I haven't shaved The inside of my ass In probably like three years Damn And you've been having all these chicks go up in there Just bushed out I'm not really concerned about their experience They can do whatever they want I'm going to actually read some donos Before we get out of here So Mr.

2:13:57Birol said Adam please tell the producers on the news For the hundredth time to talk into the mic when behind the camera a whole convo and i can't hear half of it yes edgars it wasn't you like what the fuck even what is the disconnect on that nobody should be talking on the podcast at all ever unless they have a mic steven you're fucking dumb bro what the fuck yeah that is despicable um okay fuck frankie said okay so adam thinks we're dumb still great i don't even know what that's referring to smack pad said so adam you think j hood just came and sat back down with someone that pulled a pistol on him.

2:14:32Wack can tell you anything and you won't question it. Well, if it was just Wack telling me it, then I would be skeptical, but unfortunately, you are 1000 % wrong. SmackPack said, Adam, why you have never spoken on Wack having a gun on him when he did the play with Flacco on DW Flameshow on No Jumper? Could it be because Wack is a cop? That is exactly correct. Who am I to tell a cop not to carry a weapon? It was issued to him. Yeah, the great state of... Karen Bass actually gave that to him on her own. just kidding whack just kidding jp cincinnati said adam you should have never brought j hood on the tuesday show that was dumb now we have no munchie b and no spody face either l adam well obviously i'm not able to predict the future so the fact that i brought j hood on the podcast with permission from both of those people was not something that i expected or could have predicted you fucking retard um five seven hundred said j hood is the issue you're losing all the great podcasters that came through make it right with them boys bro i've already reached out to both of them and unfortunately these uh these hardcore members don't like responding to texts from me apparently so don't worry you got us guys you got us i'm not really sure what i could have done about it celebs in distress at adam how do you get mad at munchie having a bullet considering how many enemies he probably has when you when you yourself had one dealing with king pill well number one i'm the boss and mine is i'm not embarrassed to have mine i'm allowed to have one legally and also i have my vision i have 2020 vision so those things make it much much different you should have shot king bill yeah whatever you're talking about d major said to perpetuate the whack narrative that spody and munchie and intimidated by jay hood because they don't want to risk their freedoms at work is insane uh have you considered that i know things that you don't know because i think that's impossible that's important arm said why is it not acknowledged that jay hood and spody face were on the Tuesday show the week before with each other and had no issues.

2:16:24It seems like a J-Hood slash WAC situation to elicit a reaction. Well, I do agree with the first part that it's important to remember that they were all on the show the week before and everything was fine when you are making the assumption that I knew that there was going to be this tension. But, you know, I'm not really at a certain point. I kind of have stopped expecting the audience to have logical takes on what occurs. The WAC and J-Hood orchestration is more likely. I was going to say, and as much as I push back against Adam of like, why didn't you stop it? Like that was some real street shit that happened like instantaneously.

2:16:55Like what? You feel me? What are we talking about? There's this asshole, Steven. Steven, stop talking behind the camera without a mic. That's what the chat said. The chat is always right. He's going to come in here.

2:17:09K Blowing said, Wax said the J-Hood would squabble anyone about him. How are you surprised that happened between him and Spody? Come on, you smarter than that. honestly i didn't even really notice when wax said that i guess i i did hear him say that but i don't really remember it so yeah i don't know i mean wax does a lot of things the idea that they were gonna like actually decide to fight each other within the first two minutes of the podcast i mean come on man uh big game over said adam first two now three douches what the fuck don't talk about ricky adam and doughboy like that wait what do they say about me you guys are douchebags I was reading the glaze.

2:17:47I am a little bit of a douche, so I'll take it. Motek said, I like Ricky on here. It's refreshing having an educated young man on the pod. Moose is a liberal Twinkerbell, by the way. He's our liberal Twinkerbell. Come take my cheeks as my Twinkerbell. Yeah. Just come take his cheeks in general. Snoop Wilpok said, hey, doe, Ricky Eaton. LOL, much love, y 'all. WPod, WChad, have a good week. Appreciate that, man. Uboard said, you don't know what you're saying is a fact. Otherwise, it's lying, but not saying who told you. Well, just because I'm not revealing my sources doesn't mean that I'm lying.

2:18:23Official Mr. Bagaman. So, Wack was lying about the J-Hood squabble because Spody said that they just talked. J-Hood committed podcast self-affliction by fighting for another man. Lame. Self-affliction. I feel like it wasn't really directly about Wack. He just felt disrespected by what Spody said to him. It was definitely for Wack. And then also, but this is the important part is that J hood's logic actually makes sense, which is don't go calling another man gay. If you're not willing to deal with the gay people from your own community, that's what set it off because, and you know, I don't really want to go into details, but whatever.

2:19:02But even that's not fair. Cause it's like, I don't have beef with my homies in the hood so they could be gay. You know, there's going to be some hypocrisy when I have an op. but then also too why talk about some real ass shit like that on the podcast like that's just that's where i feel like it becomes too street it becomes too jail i get jay hood's point where it's like you're calling my uncle gay we'll talk about the dudes that you know that's gay instead you know which i mean i get that point as from a loyalty standpoint but also and notably he has beef with whack everybody being named is a secret gay you know like if whack is gay he's secretly gay which it is kind of corny to be like oh yo this dude is gay if he's openly gay if he's secretly gay it's understandable to call that out because they're like you know they're acting like something that they're not that being said there really is no evidence to suggest that whack is gay and that to me is an important caveat to include in this like what what is your best evidence of whack being gay that he laid on a a bed naked one time like well i don't believe it but spody can ran with uh you know this trans twitter came out and posted a video of whack jacking off but like i think that that's not enough to call him gay yeah yeah but i'm saying if i was an op to whack that would be enough but it does suggest that he masturbates in his car with his eyes closed yeah that's what i think that's more likely i feel like you don't need much more ammo than that but wex put out fake news the other way you know not gay but i feel like they could all hop on the phone bro and just like smooth this out i'm not even gonna lie that's the craziest thing i've probably ever heard you don't think you don't think so i mean do you seriously think that it doesn't i mean even from wax saying you know spody's gotten dp'd like three times since he's been on here you know that not whacking spody i'm talking about spody jay hood and munchy like they've already been on the phone talking with you i'm obviously the wax i'm sure it's already i mean i think spody face has already kind of made the decision that you don't want to that not only does he not want a podcast with J-Hood, but when I suggested to Munchie and Spodeface, like, listen, maybe we move J-Hood to a different night of the week and we build up another episode of the No Jumper Show, which I thought was best case scenario, and that apparently was not good enough to even get me a response from them.

2:21:13They're just upset right now. I think that could work out in the long run. I think if this was Munchie's first time quitting, that he would probably be down to come back, but I think that because it's his second time he feels like he now has to he doesn't want to be the boy who cried wolf kind of thing. I mean how many times are you going to quit and come back you know that is what Wex said too put him in that spot and then CW says shout out to him but Sporty did not have the intelligence to pod he sounded like Patrick Starr and lives under a rock too with the takes he had deuces shit alright well I'm not co-signing that nah I fucked with Sporty I thought he was fun to have on there.

2:21:52We don't have to find a new woke gang dude, right? That's willing to challenge pretty much anybody on anything type of thing. Okay, and then Dragonite Manheim said we need the Edgar pod with Ed, Ed, and Edgar. Gotcha. We're working on it. And then Lush1, who I'm going to assume is not Lush1, said we should all catch cases and do a pod from behind the walls. That's 100 % Lush. That's actually Lush. That's his profile picture. and that's what it's at there you go that out to the una i will say though that i did a interview with blue face and the clip came out today in which he uh spoke on almighty i just watched that before and i read like a ton of comments that were basically like oh look at the kind of friend that adam is that he'll have your ops on and talk to you about it it's like i'm friends with almighty and blue face i might even say that i'm like better friends with blue face than almighty Like I think everybody in no jumper kind of knew that me and suspect were cool, but never spoke off camera almost ever.

2:22:56He's not even like in the no jumper group chat because of the fact that, you know, I think like when he was, it was so explosive that it just didn't really seem like a good fit. I always wondered that. And also like suspect talked crazy about blue face, like many times on the podcast, it would actually have been kind of weird if I didn't allow blue face a platform to speak on suspect, right? Like why, why would I not have allowed blue face that now, granted it's kind of beneath blue face to speak on suspect just because he's so much more famous. But I mean, to me, like that's just, that's fair, right?

2:23:31If, if suspects going to talk about blue face, like many times on the podcast over the years, why would I not allow blue face to speak about? I think that's the fair part is that like, if you were like going to suspect and being like, Hey man, cut out the blue face talk like no more diss and blue but whenever a topic came up he was able to speak freely and how he wanted and blue face didn't even jump out the window he said he was gonna have a bad time it was probably gonna be a horrible time but prison seems like a horrible time so it's not like he violated him wouldn't even be tripping on adam about that like he's not gonna see that he'd be like oh adam like how could you you feel me i'm sure he's seen that clip or someone told him if i like really fed into it and said like yeah man suspect's such a fucking pieces you should really go in on him right now that would be a little different but me just opening the floor to like say what do you have to say about suspect i mean and all of the no jumper audience wants to hear what blue face has to say about almighty suspect going to prison with their beef and also that's like one of the primary rules of no jumper that like many people from break baby to suspect have said this over years is that they had the realization at a certain point they're like no matter how close you are with me i'm gonna have people on the podcast at some point whether intentionally or not and they're going to talk about you and i'm not going to like hold back on asking them about you like you being at no jumper does not mean that you now all of a sudden have carte blanche to like not have anyone else who doesn't like you come on the podcast this would be a deeply boring podcast if that was the situation but the reason why i bring that up is because of the fact that frosty the snowman is currently incarcerated in la county jail and i've been told i thought that suspect would have been going straight to prison he got to sit there for a while apparently he is going to be in the county for a significant portion of time so they might actually get there behind the walls fade that we've all kind of wondered if it would happen at a certain point yeah i know suspect ain't no hoe at all but fucking frosty be hitting them push-ups bro the loki swole oh yeah i hope uh you know saying suspect got in there and start programming okay but i'm pretty sure this that frosty has been like shot and had like serious nerve damage and shit so i feel like that's a at his detriment but he is like more muscular both of them too if this was a bodybuilding contest i think that you would have to give it to uh frosty but i mean i think suspect's taller that being said he got a bad back yeah he always talk about his bad back almighty so they they said they're both they both got some injuries.

2:25:59Yeah, they got to fight through. We're going to hear about it for the rest of our lives. They'll probably swabble them for real, just like get back cool. Man, I don't know about that. There's going to be 10 different stories from hella gang members saying different accounts of the Fade and shit for sure. We're going to see that. Yeah, so that's going to be some interesting lore that might come out. Lush, go to the county and team up with Sus. Definitely. Yeah, go get locked up. Help out your homie. Yo, we didn't speak on it but just lastly is dragonite crypt the grand wizard okay why do you not believe this because everything that i've pointed to what is that that video fake that said literally i run this account dragonite did we unmod him officially we have not unmodded dragonite crypt but people have told me that he's like unfairly banning people from the chat is he allowed to do perma bans can we unmod him i think you could hide user from channel as a moderator on youtube for sure no and that's even more of a reason to believe the allegations okay so dragon eye crip is probably the most prolific donator in the history of the tuesday show as well as on many other podcasts at some point we had we added him as a mod right apparently dragon eye crip there's a there's a recording of grand chat wizard which as many of you know is a very very popular uh instagram account okay dragonite crip is in the chat he said cuz almighty said you came into hip hop at 32 yeah many many things that almighty said that were not true that pissed me off but anyway lusher one said almighty would leave the chat too and he didn't even get kicked out of the group chat okay whatever either way um so grant there's a leaked screen recording of grand chat wizard allegedly telling somebody that he is Dragonite Crip.

2:27:51The reason why I'm massively skeptical about this is because of the fact that I have been in communication lightly with Grand Chat Wizard over the years, you know, for, I don't know, four or five years we've had like an open DM. I've been on group chats with him. I don't know that he's ever like hit me up separately like on his own, but then like he's extremely active in Dragonite Crip is extremely active in the group chat right every lore ever to me it would be really weird if Dragonite Crip was that active in the chat but then meanwhile has my phone number has an open Instagram DM with me and in those contexts has never said anything to indicate that he is familiar with the no jumper lore trying to get an inside scoop or anything from you right and so now grand chat wizard has been exposed by private investigators hired by rock nation this is a real thing so that's how the asian dude is absolutely i believe this is real when george is a a a a heavy set asian man who lives in australia and i guess his narrative building has been so upsetting to jay-z and rock nation that they actually hired private investigators to stake out his home take photos of him identify him etc according to charlemagne he's actually snitching to law enforcement about academics no like he's cooperating because they're coming down on him academics has said that he does not believe that grand is in any way uh snitching on him or whatever like academics this is like this is like his bestie maybe like his closest confidant i don't know if academics knows that he's an australian that he's asian etc etc that's crazy if he didn't so even like dragonite crib just said i live in long beach he said who i don't know he he's rejecting it i don't know it just seems how did that even get how do they get tied in this conspiracy like how does dragonite crib even come up as like a fake video to fake because of the the leak dm in which grand chat wizard says i post as dragon why would he lie though but maybe somebody faked the dms but it seems like the last thing that if you were going to fake a dm that you would ever say and also it's a screen recording of yeah it would be harder to fake that you know get dragonite crypt the fuck i'm out of here he's at us dragonite crypt if you are in long beach you need to get in touch with me right now and come on this podcast and reveal yourself facts and prove that you're not even bad they just like to say that and if he's from long beach he might be asian as well you know you never know i love i I love an unrelenting Asian that just has to say the N word.

2:30:48That's what I was going to say. Does chat wizard get canceled for having the N word in his name and not being black at all and kind of posing as like a black academic in his name? I thought it was like chat wizard chatting. Oh yeah. So he really probably wasn't expecting to be exposed ever. Yeah. I mean, cause he's been around for five plus years with academics. I've been hearing about this dude. Exactly. And I mean, And that's part of the other thing that I have a hard time believing is the idea that he could be that prolific of an academics fan and that prolific of a no jumper fan at the same time.

2:31:23So I looked up, I looked at the time difference and that's what kind of threw me. But I was like, wait, this motherfucker's on hack stream all the way until like 3 a.m. He's already online just consuming all of it. So it probably is. This is crazy. But okay, also he runs social media accounts for academics. He runs clipping campaigns. One time when we tried to do a clipping campaign with Plug Talk, Grand was the one who was basically facilitating it and everything like that. He's updating the academics TV accounts. He's apparently an extremely close confidant to Drake, which that's the other weird thing is that Charlie May was just a brilliant idiot saying that he thinks that that drake is running the academics tv account okay that makes me question charlamagne's sanity yeah yeah he might be getting dementia because imagine drake having the time to post that much that would be that he would be the go but i do absolutely believe that drake is like directly feeding yeah no for sure for sure that makes more sense that's such a crazy untake but i'm not gonna lie i've seen little episodes of the no jumper news clipped on academics tv where I'm just like, why the fuck is this?

2:32:32Yeah, like me saying something about Aiden Ross. And they were like, oh, this peon thinks he can speak about Aiden Ross. And it's like a 15-second clip. And I'm like, that's fire. I'm on academics TV. But this is so random for them to be. Dragonite Crips said, I promise you I'm just a random on the internet. I'm not even subscribed to ACK, LOL. well okay and this is my other thing is that grand grand like maybe not like so much now but you remember that his instagram posting style used to be like just having like a ton of slideshows of like different memes yeah and they were like unbelievably funny and clever to the point where my wife who does not engage with hip-hop media in any way was familiar with his account and had mentioned to me how she thought it was one of the funniest accounts out right dragonite is funny in the chat but i don't think he's that funny to me like that i i i just i feel like there's a dissonance there he's definitely one of those guys that thinks he's funnier than he is in the chat for sure i mean i think he's fucking dragon is funny but i don't think he's that funny no he's funny to us to our universe he really gets it but he's not gonna he's not gonna make a popular Instagram page with the understanding nuances of culture to make these memes that were appearing on this page.

2:33:53Now it sounds like we're dissing one of our mega fans. I feel bad. I'm gonna fuck Dragonite Crip. All he does is hate in the chat. Fuck that fool. Hating ass motherfucker. Hating ass. Hey, nobody's worse than John Doe though. Dragonite Crip, will you meet up with me in real life? You don't have to expose your face, but will you meet me? Come to the office for your put-on. Yeah. Come to the office for your put on. I just want to meet you. I would like to have him on the podcast. There's been a lot of people overtly invested. What up overtly invested who's literally clipping this as we speak. He...

2:34:24I tried to have him on the podcast. Wasn't that. No, he's a lame too. He's scared. We should. Just Clips. I can't find his Instagram. He doesn't have social media, does he? Oh, he does. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he does? I messaged with him. I messaged with Just Clips. Oh, he said yes. Nah. He said yes. Nah. Yes, Adam. Yes, Adam. Alright, Adam. send me a message yo we should have him pull up and uh doe glaze him for two hours straight that's just put on like actually suck him on but yeah man i guess we'll we'll find out if you are george newen if george newen shows up and adam's like wow that's crazy long beach like fucking i don't know like you think he's insane or 20s he's definitely one of tf's homies it's probably a long go oh god we can't bring him here then i was going with it all right uh shout out to everybody who watched this smack alike appreciate y 'all it was a good episode went a little long 240 that's pretty good yeah shout out to ricky man yeah shout out ricky you know i'm saying new wave podcast yeah it was good uh it was probably like our first episode where we didn't psychoanalyze doughboy i know we i was working hard to not do that yeah baby steps man just baby steps yeah i'm just i'm just joking with you though you feel me i want you to feel like you're one of the boys and you don't gotta keep doing the like liberal therapy talk let's not get too gay guys let's not i'm feeling too nice that's the best way you know just flick him in the nuts flick him in the nuts he's one of the boys give him a hand you feel me i want daphne to flip my nuts it's crazy i love the fucking loss prevention like he was like grab them by the arm then you grab them like this show them the badge i'm like why are you showing the badge like this show the micro all right we love you chat appreciate you