The No Jumper Show Ep # 486

23:21We're about to be good, and then they would just mess it up. So I told myself once I lived in L.A. for 10 years, I'm switching it up. So now I'm Lakers, I'm Rams, I'm Dodgers. I'm all things L.A. Are you all things L.A. fan too? uh i'm lakers dodgers i'm a vikings fan so that that kind of throws it off y 'all three and oh yes sir we are who would have thought munchie's weak ass team lost again too man shots of the packers you know what it is i hate the packers forever Aaron Rodgers too uh but uh how was uh did you watch a football i was low-key down six so i only watched the vikings game i was kind of just watching red zone on much of this on you know on most of the stuff but it was i mean it's definitely an interesting year so far.

24:05The Raiders are 3 and freaking 0. Yes. Like, you know what I'm saying? They look halfway competent. You know what I'm saying? The Niners are 3 and 0. The Bills, 3 and 0. And then your boys are 3 and 0. Those are the last I'm beating teams. I still like my favorite player in the league is Lamar Jackson. So I think my secondary team is the Ravens. Okay. So they won. They beat the Cowboys. You know what I'm saying? They did their thing. So it was cool. Are you in any fantasy football leagues? No, I got invited, but I don't just, I don't watch enough. If I watch a Vikings game, then I'll check out the highlights.

24:35But I feel like to be in fantasy, I like to watch all my players actually, you know, play their game. You got to be sitting there all day. I'm not going to lie. I still haven't been invested. To even have a chance at really, you know, going crazy. But, yeah, shout out to the Vikings for sure. We got that as a thing, though, for sure. We're going to touch on that. The Kings reporters got caught talking a little crazy about some NBA players, some women. That just happened recently? Yeah, I just added it to the docket. Okay. Look, we should get in since Lance stepped out. we should get in can we pull up the uh topics i wanted to get into this first one yes uh let's talk about this a little new segment you know i'm saying since doughboy always puts me on to uh all the new snacks and things you know i'm saying he somehow has all the new uh you feel me like he has all the new news on like snacks and like new fast food items that come out i don't know how so i was doing research last night just came out with a little list of them so pretty much it's you're going to either give me a big back or a big cap.

25:33You know what I'm saying? We snoozing on this one. We stay in sleep or this big back approved. You know what I'm saying? So we'll just ring them off real quick. This is a wild man. This is crazy. This is the fat cast, Lance. So you got to put on a couple pounds and start snacking while, you know what I'm saying, while you chilling. Krispy Kreme, you know, original glaze, but they coming out with a coffee original glaze donut. What are you thinking about that? We talking big back. I think that's definitely big back approved because you can do two things at once. You can get your sweet tooth handled, like I'm saying, get your donut.

26:04But if you need a cup of coffee, you also got the coffee glaze or the coffee taste. You don't need the energy drink. Just eat a 12-pack of those, and you're good for the day. If you eat Krispy Kreme donuts, just go to the doctor and just tell them to take the foot. You don't eat Krispy Kreme? Hell no. When that light come on? I haven't eaten it in a minute, but I did eat some like a month ago. They're still good as fuck. I'm not going to lie. They're still amazing. Why ain't you out here eating Krispy Kreme, man? I'm going to tell you, and Krispy Kreme, it's not bad tasting. When I first heard about it, I was like, let me try it because I heard so much about it.

26:35Then I tried it, and it was almost like too sweet to be fun. It's literally pure sugar on your body. Pure, warm sugar. It's amazing. You got to eat your way through that. I felt like that initially, but you got to eat your way through it. You got to just keep going. Get you like a half a dozen and some milk, and then your body will adjust it. A half a dozen? Yeah. Six donuts and some milk? Yeah. You remember me when I was bigger than this. I didn't get big like that eating chicken breast and broccoli. What is it, a farmer's dozen, 13, whatever that is? Yeah, baker's dozen. Give me an extra one.

27:05Baker's dozen. Yeah, give me an extra one. Whatever. But yeah, okay, Big Back approved for the Krispy Kreme joints. We should make a, what's it called, the Boondocks Luther Burger. They had the Krispy Kreme donuts with the bacon and the burger patty. There's actually a place out here in LA that does that. I had it before. I think we should make our own. They have Krispy Kreme donuts as the buns. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that. It's a great time. Take the foot. Okay. Okay. We got a healthy option coming to the McDonald's. We got a McDonald's grilled chicken sandwich. What do you think about the McDonald's grilled chicken sandwich?

27:35So it's a grilled filet. Big cap, man. When you. Chicken sandwiches are made to be crispy, man. Get that grilled shit out of here. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like when you think about the goats of the chicken sandwich, like Popeye's, like, you know what I'm saying? Like it's crispy. Even the, the, the long one from, um, from Burger King, that's crispy. It's crispy. So we can't do. Burger King had the grill joint. Did you ever the grilled one? on the grill one from Burger King ain't too bad. I'll be doing grill like this. It's crispy in its own right here. He's great. New terms in this bitch.

28:04Yeah. Okay. So we sleep. What is worth? It's crispy too. It's on its own way. It identifies. Not traditionally crispy. You know what I'm saying? It identifies as crispy. Okay. We got a Dr. Pepper dropping a Dr. Pepper ice cream float flavor. So it's still a soda, but it's ice cream flow. I believe vanilla Dr. Pepper float flavor. What are we thinking? That's big bad. Let's go. Dr. Pepper is goaded. Dr. Pepper is top five sodas. Like, you know what I'm saying? So it's the flavor and other. Then you throw ice cream in the mix. What's your other top five? I would say Coke. Just OG Coke. OG Coke. Okay.

28:42I would say Dr. Pepper. I would say Sprite. You an old ass man. Orange Fanta. Okay. And Pineapple Fanta. Okay. Pineapple Fanta. Curl ball. What's your top five? I ain't been drinking soda a lot lately, but if I had, you know what I'm saying, we go on. I'm going to switch it up. Mr. Pib me. You know what I'm saying? Over Dr. Pepper? Yeah, Mr. Pib me. Pib extra, I might say. Okay. Okay. Shit. We talking as a kid. Root beer me. You know what I'm saying? Root beer all day. I thought you was old. Root beer. He started coming out the gates. I grew up with it. My grandparents raised me a lot. He came out the gates with Mr.

29:17Pib and Root beer. This is all shit that was at my grandmas in the ice chest. Mr. Pib. What did I say? Root beer. Sierra Mist. Oh. Hit me with the Sierra Mist. Over Sprite? That's what I grew up drinking, bro. We ain't have Sprite. I wasn't rich like you, okay? We had Sierra Mist. Got you. And then let me think. Oh, shit. I'm going to have to say Sprite, too. That McDonald's Sprite hit like crack. And then, shit. What's the last one? I'm going to go Sweet Tea if I can for the last one. Can I go Sweet Tea for the last one that I count? What about you? You strike me as a nigga that don't drink soda.

29:50I ain't have a soda in 14 years. Yeah. I already knew. I can already tell. Not even living life, right? No, but look, the last time I had a soda, I was in Japan. They got the fancy joints, huh? They do. I mean, they just have their brands, but I went to McDonald's in Japan. You know, you always hear how fast food tastes different in other countries. So I go to McDonald's in Japan, and it's the freshest food I've ever tasted. You wouldn't believe it. I heard they have like a shrimp Big Mac out there. See how he knows everything? That's why I started the segment. He said, my people told me. What's up?

30:23Well, Kinect out there. He's like, okay. I got a McDonald's Kinect. Across water. And they told me. Across the water? I got the straight Big Mac. Nah, dog. That was the last soda I had was in Japan. It was the sweetest, freshest. Like, I've never tasted soda like that. It was amazing. It was a Sprite. It was a Sprite in Japan. It's super clean over there, too, huh? Yes. They don't have no trash cans. Damn. So, like, when you out in public, there's not trash cans everywhere and there's also not trash on the ground because people are conditioned to take their trash with them home. And they go home and throw their trash away.

31:03They don't think to throw their trash away when they're out. They don't think to just throw stuff on the ground. And if they do, if they don't pick it up, somebody else will just pick it up because they don't want their city, their town. We should start cleaning up LA like that. Start an initiative. I don't know how much time y 'all got. By the time we die, 1 % of the city. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you asked me about sodas. Okay. I used to like Hawaiian Punch. Okay. That should never get cold. You put a whole fucking ice bucket on the fuck out. Yeah. It don't. Never got cold. Sprite. Sprite.

31:41Orange. Orange Fanta. Orange Fanta. There we go. Orange Fanta. What was the red Fanta one? Strawberry. Strawberry Fanta. They got that at Jack in the Box. Yeah, you got to eat that with your Popeyes. It's the perfect thing. You know how people eat like wine with spaghetti and shit? You got to have strawberry fanta with your Popeyes. Coke with beef, Sprite with chicken. You got to shake it up like this. Y 'all know a lot about food. I'm impressed. We know what I'm saying. Yeah, this is the big bad cast. And then it's not soda. Lemonade, but it's not soda. No, that count? What? That count. Lemonade.

32:13Lemonade. Lemonade. Okay. I would swap my sweet tea for pink lemonade. In-N-Out's pink lemonade. Pink lemonade. Put an IV into my arm with that shit. You pick lemonade. You feel the diabetes. Not bad. It's like Pop Rocks in my veins. No caps. Next one we got is Kraft Mac and Cheese Ramen. So Kraft Mac and Cheese is dropping their own ramen. You could get, I think, chicken, spicy, or pork flavored, and it's still got the Kraft Mac and Cheese joint mixed with, like, you know, maruchan. Wait, so what's the noodle texture going to be? The noodles look like ramen noodles. It looks like ramen noodles?

32:49It looks like ramen noodles with the cheese on it with a little extra flavor. Nah, that's a big cap for me. Because I've been seeing a lot of people put cheese on their noodles. That's not my thing. That's not my thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not a fan of the cheese. I'm not eating the ramen to have cheese. So, yeah, that's a big cap for me. You eat cheese on your noodles? Nah. Nah, nah, nah. Were you one of the kids that ate ramen dry out the pack? Absolutely. I hated that, bro. You ain't never did that? I tried it, and I didn't like it, bro. You didn't crunch it up in point of season in there?

33:15All my homies did it. I didn't like it. That's a sodium bomb. That's a sodium bomb. Chicken or beef or shrimp. Yeah. Or Oriental. I think that's racist. But Oriental. You could call a thing Oriental. I think we just can't call. The Blue Pack. Right. I still eat cup of noodles to this day. You know what I found out recently? You're not supposed to cook cup of noodles in the microwave. They changed the recipe on the styrofoam recently. Recently? You can't put it on. It says you can now. Today? But all them years, you couldn't. Today years old. We weren't supposed to. That's why none of my niggas never grew past 511 facts.

33:44They stunt niggas grow from here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah. But I remember I had an Asian friend growing up. I mean, I still got Asian friends, but this particular. You cut them all off. You got poppin', man. Fuck these Asians. I got money now. Enough's enough. Yeah, Sacramento is a lot of Asians. All Asian homies. Yeah. But I went to his house, and he had a cup of noodles. And he was like, you want some? I was like, sure. So they had the, what you call that, like a tea kettle? So he had the cup of noodles. He put the water from the tea kettle, and he just let it sit. and I was like all this time I could have done it like this.

34:21Is that how we supposed to do it? And he just waited for a few minutes and then was ready. No microwave or nothing. I said. I don't trust that it would That's a legit way. I don't trust that it would taste the same. I think it tastes better. You think so? I think it tastes better. I've only done it in the microwave so I don't know. I don't know. I just felt like it would weird me out about it. I was never on the ramen the dry ramen that wasn't my thing but all my homies ate it. What we did with the what was it the ghetto fun dip you put the Kool-Aid some sugar bag just shake it up stick your finger in it yeah we caught that tang yeah shout out to tang yeah that was the one with the chimpanzee on the commercial wasn't tang uh okay we got taco bell crispy chicken nuggets we give them that a big back or a big cap definitely a big back and you want to know why why because taco bell and kfc are owned by the same corporation so that's where they get they chicken gonna have all the herbs and spices it's gonna be seasoned up right so they could get a uh what's the thing when it's folded in like a weird shape you can get Crunch wrap?

35:15Yeah, crunch wrap with the nuggets inside of it. I seen. That was one of the options you could get. I might be stopping there after this programming. That sounds fire. You know DoorDash, they bring it right to you. Oh, yeah. I'm going to have to do that. I'm telling you, we got to do our food videos, bro. We got to start reviewing this shit. What are you giving at the Taco Bell crispy nuggets? You rocking with it? I haven't eaten Taco Bell in probably three, four years because it made me sick one time I swore off of it. You know, if we got to try it for a video, I'll bring it back. We got to, man.

35:41You know they had the Enchirito not too long ago. Yeah. Enchirito. I think my mom was fucking with the Enchoritos. I was one of my cousins. Don't quit like that no more, man. You got a little sickness. Stop your fucking time. I definitely did. A little food poisoning. A little food poisoning. And the only two that did me dirty was Chipotle and Taco Bell, man. So I just said, I guess the fake Mexican shit ain't for me, man. You're not eating Chipotle? No, I haven't eaten in probably three years, three and a half years. Chipotle ain't real Mexican food? Nah, nah. It's owned by McDonald's. Is it?

36:06Yeah. Chipotle owned by McDonald's. I think it's still a real Mexican food. It's good. It's good. I mean I miss it sometimes but I just make it at home now Taco Bell ain't real Mexican foodie? No Even I know that No that's not real It's all good It's so good It doesn't mean it's not good It's just like you ain't going to Panda and being like oh is this what the people in Szechuan are eating? But sometimes when you go to get tacos in Mexico they be trash Don't put this on us What are you going to be like Brandon say oh they just got bean tacos No I'm not going to say that I'm just like they don't be having all the stuff that we put on they don't put like the lettuce the sour cream We don't put lettuce You're not supposed to put lettuce on a cilantro.

36:41Y 'all don't put lettuce on your tacos? That's like black people tacos, which are good. Do you put lettuce on your tacos when you make them? Yeah, but I'm black. I just made black people tacos the other day. You put lettuce on your tacos too? I just don't put ketchup on my tacos. If they're a hard taco, I agree, but if you put street taco, two tortillas, corn, you can't put no lettuce on that joint. You're a sicko. You're a freak. They put the pico, they put the meat, then they put the cilantro, then they squeeze the lime, then they do the guacamole. I have an affinity against avocado. He's the most picky fat dude you ever meet about food.

37:18He don't like onions. I just didn't. When I was growing up, avocado was never that popular. Like chips and guac wasn't a thing in the 90s. They rebranded all of these foods. Guacamole, rebranded Brussels sprouts. They make the Brussels sprouts we grew up with. Hell nah. Boiled and shit. These Brussels sprouts be fire. Yeah. These Brussels sprouts know something. Got a little crispiness to them. It's all about the texture and the seasoning. This ain't the spinach Popeye was eating. Not at all. Yeah. They switched to the oil up on it. We were supposed to cook some shit today. I just remembered. Remember we were supposed to cook some shit to bring it for - So I could beat you.

37:51Yeah. But you got - I don't think you could cook, bro. You fell ill, so you probably forgot. Nah, I'll still get up in that kitchen and get to whipping. Straight up. What's the last thing you cooked? I made a pizza last night. You made a pizza? Yeah, from scratch. What'd you use for the dough? I made dough. I know, you know what I'm saying? get a little yeast a little flour you know i'm saying a little water real i could cook for real dough boy you make your own yeah you make your own gravy too yeah yeah for sure i make my own gravy i made a little beef stew the day before two days before beef stew with some uh mashed potatoes you know i'm saying a little steakhouse style mashed potatoes a little beef stew carrot celery and that bitch in the crock pot eight hours yeah i just got me a crock pot man i'm about to start making pot roast and such okay yeah bring it up here bro come on man i like it Yeah, come on.

38:38I like the chemistry. We use a lot of weird terms up here that don't really fit in sentences, but it is what it is. Hey, we're a brisket pod, too. What do you think about Jimmy John's barbecue brisket sandwich? You know what I'm saying? I'm not. Are you a Jimmy John's guy? I probably only had Jimmy John's once or twice, but. Same, a few times. Believe it or not, I'm not a huge brisket nigga. But didn't you try that panda? That was like one of the times. I did like that one. Kind of fatty, wasn't it? Yeah, it was real fatty. But I'm not normally like a nigga. like if I go to like a barbecue spot, I'm not going to be like, give me the brisket.

39:07Like I'm just, you know, I'm more of a big. I ain't never had brisket. You never had it? Oh man, you missing out. You got to try something. What the fuck is going on here? What the hell? Don't wait, plug talk, they do it. Oh shit. Did they really put 50 pounds on me like that though? 50? God damn. Yes, nigga. If you wore a shirt that was an XL, that's how it looked. Let's be real. And then I got the headphones on, going to the plug talk. You fucking weirdo. You got to fuck with the headphones on. So what do you think about Doughboy getting into the porn game? Because we do porn over here. Not me, but, you know, say people up here in the building do porn.

39:40He wants to, you know, he's voiced it many times. He wants to be the first fat, you know, fly dude in porn. I mean, if Doughgirl licking your ass. He's ready, right? Yeah, you ready. It's time, man. The only thing missing was a camera. Yeah. I don't know if I do that on camera, but I would smash on camera because I just feel like there's like 62 % of America is obese. How come it ain't no fat porn star? Why don't we have some fat porn stars? You know what I'm saying? We need to be represented in that genre. We do got fat porn stars who are fat now. They wasn't fat when they was doing porn. Not men though.

40:12Women can get away with it but men, there's not like no BBM category for Big Beautiful Men. BBD. There's no Big Beautiful Doughboy. Oh. Oh, Big Beautiful Doughboy? Yeah. That guy has an okay ring to it. Big Beautiful Doughboy. Cover girl. Yeah, but I'm trying. That is on my bucket list though, man. I'm going to shoot me. That's all you got to do. All you got to do is when you're doing what you do, just turn your phone on. And then, because really, you're going to be open micing it. You got to start off on the open mic. That's what we've been telling. Fire up the OnlyFans. And this girl start independent.

40:46Get signed to a major. You know what I'm saying? You feel me? Because I don't like how every girl who suck a dick on camera say she a porn star. Right. True. A star? Right. Exactly. That's what OF did to the game. A star? And half of these chicks on OF, they were like, you don't even do this good enough. have to be doing it on camera like you are a trash performer star yeah we do need a new term for aspiring ones for sure star like we got labeled soundcloud rappers when i was trying to rap so it's like we need something for them it's like you got to be a soundcloud porn or something something yeah you just don't get to be a can't just go straight to yeah mumble fucker something like you we got a mumble fucker yeah something like mumble rapper mumble fucker i like mumble fucker yeah something that's a little demeaning so they could step it up so you know you got you You got levels to get to.

41:31Exactly. There's levels of shit. So stop trying to start at the top, bro. No, I'm good with it. You grinded from the bottom. Maybe I'll just start putting it out like mixtapes. Like just do something and just throw it on Twitter. Like keep it moving. Throw it on Twitter. Because Twitter lets you get away with anything. No cap, bro. You would go up on Twitter. No cap. You would. Or X. Sorry, my bad, Elon. Don't blamp us. We got a... So we say no on the barbecue brisket sandwich. Yeah, I'm okay with that. I don't even like Jimmy John's. They put too much lettuce on your sandwich. Yeah, they do. we got KFC pickle cheesecake dessert.

42:03So KFC is dropping a whole pickle line. One of those items being a pickle cheesecake. What are you trying it out? Just cause I'm fat. Yeah. I got to, I can't not, but I'm probably not going to go, but I'm probably not going to spend a block on that. Okay. It just don't sound like it's going to be good, but I don't know though. Remember when we went to Gus's, we got the fried pickles. So I do like the fried pickles. those are fire. I do eat pickles. It also wasn't like a sweet dessert either. but the fried pickles was good what do you think about a pickle cheesecake you think that can i don't even like cheesecake but you don't like cheesecake at all damn no wonder you're not fat like at all so you don't drink soda you know what is it about cheesecake the flavor the texture what is the texture texture yeah a little mushy yeah i don't like the texture of cheesecake at all so do you so do you like cream cheese no okay that explains a lot not at all i like um i stopped eating sweets for a long time i've had some recently but i had one like five years and I don't have no like sweets at all.

42:57But like if I'm going to get a cake, now I'm going to sound like the old man. I like carrot cake. Oh, shit. Oh, man. You should have told us this before we invited him. I'm like, what the hell? I like carrot cake. I like German chocolate cake. Oh, God. I hate coconut. No, coconut ain't bad. I'm just not a big chocolate guy. Yeah. And them is my two favorite cakes. Carrot cake got raisins in it. You still rocking with it? Is it raisins? Yeah. Yeah, fine. That's fine. I thought you said if it has racists in it. A racist might be serving it. Yeah, man. If a carrot cake called me a nigga, I just got to accept it.

43:36It's a carrot cake. It's delicious. You're already slim on the pickings. Eating carrot cake. So what else do you eat? Raisin bran, too? That's some old nigga shit. You want top five cereals? Let's do top five cereals. What's your top five? Raisin bran crunch. Oh, raisin bran crunch. Okay, I'll give you that. Raisin bran crunch. I don't like your face. Raisin bran crunch. You stayed with your grandparents. You know what I'm talking about. That's why I hate it. I tried it too many times and decided I still hate it. It's for sure. Don't give me that. You're disappointed in the family. What would grandpa do?

44:03R.I.P. Granny, but that was some bullshit. If they knew how you were talking about Raisin Bran Crunch. They didn't have Raisin Bran Crunch back then. They didn't have Raisin Bran Crunch back then. The Crunch changed the game. Honey Nut Cheerios. You sounding really old now. I'm okay with that. It's good for your heart. I'll be reading the box. Look at the cholesterol. Look at the cholesterol. and then Captain Crunch Captain Crunch classic cuts the top of your mouth if you can't handle that get the fuck out the kitchen you know what I'm saying honey bunches of boats okay I'll give you that one you didn't give it to me I took it we'll give you that one and then I'm gonna go Fruity Pebbles I'm not fucking with that I'll go Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Golden Grams, Raisin Bran Crunch, and then...

45:06I don't like your attitude over there either. I like regular cornflakes. Just regular cornflakes with sugar on it. Not frosted flakes. Not frosted flakes. They do too much. You need to regulate your sugar. Yeah, I can regulate it. Yeah, you ain't trying to lose my foot. Oh, shit. He wanted all the cereal that turned his milk chocolate. Cocoa Pebbles. That was literally number one. I ate that yesterday or the day before. I drank the milk right after. It was amazing. Cocoa Pebbles, we got to go. Lucky Charms meat, you know what I'm saying? Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you know what I'm saying? I'll go Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds, you know what I'm saying?

45:43That's pretty busting. And then I'll go, what's it called? Frosted Flakes, that's my fifth one. But really, I had all the off-brand joints. someone was in a big ass bag i was about five five feet tall yeah you didn't have lucky charms you had magic twinkles exactly yeah the golden grams exactly exactly it was one with like a kangaroo on the front i used to fuck that one up at my grandma house for sure i forget what i think it was called golden grams or something right they look like a little bean kind of like like gram like grandma was like golden grams something like yeah yeah it was the golden years of my life Yeah, man.

46:20We got a Del Taco Flamin' Hot Queso. So they brought Flamin' Hot. They got a bunch of different products. You fucking with the Del Taco Flamin' Hot Queso. They got fries. They got the burrito. Yeah. We got all that. I'm doing that. I'm definitely messing with that. Yeah. I think that the Flamin' Hot thing is getting a little, they're dragging it a little bit. Because you're not a spicy guy anyways. I'm not really a spicy guy, but I can handle the heat from the Flamin' Hot. But I just feel like they put it on everything now. They make like burritos and stuff. All kind of stuff. And those little balls.

46:52You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You guys got a stranglehold on those. Yeah. Those balls that they rip apart with all the stuff on the inside. They look good. Facebook Marketplace. Yeah, facts. You ain't never seen those? It's like this ball. Was it boudin balls or something? Boudin balls. It's like a ball and it has stuff in it. But then the outside is coated with Flamin' Hot Cheeto debris. It looks like there's rice and cheese and some other stuff inside of it. I don't know. I have not gotten to this side of the internet. You gotta keep working. We'll get you there. I'll start texting you some clips and stuff.

47:25I don't want my algorithm fucked up like this. Let's just spam it with the worst shit ever so his algorithms just tore up like ours. Y 'all taught me food I've never heard of. Because it sounds illegal. A lot of this stuff don't sound legal. A lot of people are making it out their house and selling it. California just passed that thing where you can sell food out the crib now. Yeah, like pickled cheesecake sounds like a felony. It's definitely going to make us get three to five for that. You get cold with an ounce of pickled cheesecake. We come back to this bathroom in here. We're going to commit a felony in that motherfucker for sure.

47:55We got, okay, IHOP bringing back its stuffed French toast. Oh, absolutely. Are you IHOP guy or Denny's guy? I go IHOP. Okay, there's IHOP on Metal View right there, but really I want a Denny's. I'm not going to lie. There was a Denny's on Mack Road. yeah I was too far down I was closer to like pocket and shit so I was trying I had to go to IHOP I was relegated at IHOP yeah I think I take what are you taking IHOP or uh or Denny's I'm gonna take Denny's because of how like if I had to go based on which one I was at the most okay Denny's I stay right like right Mack Road I just stay right on uh Mack Park Mack Mack Mack Road and Center Parkway yeah yeah Countrywood Village so I stayed in Countrywood I stayed in Aspen Park I stayed in Parkway Village.

48:40Oh, you did the whole gauntlet. I stayed on that whole block. It's a treacherous block. The townhouses that's right across the street from Rio Casadera. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I stayed in those, then I stayed right on Grand Staff. I stayed all in that section over there. In that section over there. Denny's was right there on Mac. And it came out, I used to have a whole system. I used to steal from all of the stores in that whole low radius. Fire. I would steal from Mac Frues, then I'd go steal from the Dollar Tree. Then I go to the food source, get a bag, put all my stuff in there. Then I go steal from that Kmart right there.

49:11Then I go across the street, steal from the Target. Then I go home and count all my bar ratings. Jesus. Was you just keeping them or was you flipping? Since you worked up the appetite with all the thefts, then you would go and pay for the Denny's and go get you some Denny's. You see the vision. I already see it, man. You see the vision. What about Sherry's? You fucking with Sherry's? I used to mention Sherry's. Yeah. Me and the homies dine and dashed Sherry's a few times when I was a kid. I'm not going to lie. Let me see how much of a sack OG you are. Did you ever do Mr. Perry's? Yeah, for sure, Mr.

49:38Perry's. I went to the mall right off the freeway, right off the 99. Come on, man. Some of the best times would be when my grandparents came down and we'd go to J.J. North. J.J. What you know about J.J. North? J.J. North. Right by Florent Mall. Right by Florent Mall. It's a buffet. Okay. Corrosa Hometown Buffet. J.J. North. So Hometown was after. Okay, okay. J.J. North was first. And that's when Family Bargain Center was across the street over there. Yes, yes, man. And that was like, you know when you're young, And you don't have no sense of appetite and all that. You just want as much as you can.

50:10Everything. Give me one of everything. We get to go to a buffet. And just keep eating. That was the best shit ever. I'm not going to lie. I was like this. And then your mom be like, nah, you got, nah, you can't drink no more soda. But it's here. They said I can eat. It's all I can eat. You can't tell me all I can eat. No, I have to tell you. And this was before. See, people don't remember. We didn't drink water back in the day. Right. What like bottle water. that wasn't a thing. Drinking out the sink. Drinking out the sink or the faucet. The water hose. But you waited for it to rain and looked up and drank that.

50:43Like a turkey. Yeah. But nobody went to the store to buy water to drink. Hey, and since you're a fellow sacramentan, help me put this debate to rest with this guy. Please tell me that you've had Jim Boy's tacos before. Absolutely. Tell him that Jim Boy's is goaded. Yeah. Yeah. It's greasy for me. It's very greasy. Too greasy. But I'm going to tell you what I used to do at Jim Boy's. This would change it for me because it wasn't as degreased for me as much as it was the cheese. I don't like when cheese get too melty. Oh, yeah. So I would say I would order the Jim Boy's tacos with no cheese. And I would just put my own cheese on it in the house.

51:23Okay, re-rocking the cheese. That changed the game. The re-rocking. Yeah, my mom coming home with the taco burgers from Jim Boy's when I was a kid for sure. Yeah, but then you had to make sure that you tell them to keep the cheese on the tortilla. Remember they put the Parmesan cheese. That was the fire shit. They put the cocaine. The cocaine on the outside. Make sure. One bite, it just goes everywhere. Just dust everywhere. Parmesan cloud. Yeah. I didn't say don't put the blow on the shell. Keep the blow on the shell, but don't put no cheese on the inside. I put my own cheese. That's fair. For sure.

51:54And I stayed right around the corner from one when I was. I used to watch The Biggest Loser. Remember The Biggest Loser? Yeah. I used to watch The Biggest Loser while I ate Jim Boy's tacos. That's real. These motherfuckers fat as shit. I can't eat these every day, though. I was like, what are these motherfuckers? I was like this. I was like, these motherfuckers fucked up. We only got what we got. I think this is the last one. Okay. Starting today, Wendy's is bringing back the classic yellow packaging. So the fries, the drinks. Remember the OG? That's way back. Way back. They bring it back the yellow.

52:24When they had the Biggie. Remember, they had the Biggie fries, all that shit. Yeah. As Wendy's falling off, in your mind. I feel like Wendy's fell off. They fell off. I mean, I still will hit him up every now and again for some chili, but that's usually all I go for. The burgers be trash. The fries ain't good. The chili's good. No, bro. The spicy nugget's solid. Can we get him a water, please? Thank you. Yeah, no, Wendy's fell off. Wendy's, one of them spots. Burger King fell off. They were, like, coming back a little bit, but Wendy's fell all the way off. There's been a resurgence of the Whopper, so, yeah, they've definitely.

52:56The Whopper came back? Oh, yeah, definitely. Supposedly. They use a new ingredient, shit like that. Yeah. So, for sure. They said I'm from Vallejo and had Jim Boys and SAC. That shit was hella nasty. Thank you, Munchies, Ray-Bans. Appreciate that. Appreciate you, brother. You know, the crazy part. I see my voice is clear. I need some water. It's almost over. No, you're good. My eyes start watering. That's why I knew it was bad. Damn, it was something you were just saying. It was the reason why I brought that up. I remember after I stopped dying. Hold on. Oh, good. Oh, no, thank you. Oh, yeah, man.

53:30Oh, okay. you gotta drink it though okay I'll drink it you're our sodas correspondent on this podcast for sure let's get into some other stuff so you got the internet on fire man with your latest post that I saw can we play the clip I wanna talk to you about this is it this one let's see what he's talking about I'm back let's see it's loading a little slow

54:03well lance is going back and forth with ari spears or what what's the deal let's give us a little synopsis what's the synopsis i really don't know so i'm i'm genuinely asking oh we trying to bring up the clip but oh here we go here we go here we gonna play it let's see what he got to say oh yeah let's see i this dude was real funny right here i'm a big fan of this guy He was looking for me. Did me again. This time he said, So I just saw you on TikTok saying selling tickets is the hardest thing to do, especially if you do crowd work. I've been doing this 36 years and I sell tickets. Haven't had a major TV show or movie career.

54:41And I sell tickets. And I'm one of the best at crowd work. So instead of constantly attacking me, be man enough to admit that I can do what you can't do. Do you sell tickets? End of story. First things first. I did not say selling tickets is the hardest thing to do, especially if you do crowd work. I said selling tickets is the hardest thing to do, period. So if a comedian is posting crowd work clips and that is helping him sell tickets, then you gotta salute them. Selling tickets is the hardest thing to do in time, period. Selling tickets is the hardest thing to do. So if a comedian figured out a way to sell tickets, all you can do is salute that.

55:17And the comics who are known for doing crowd work right now are really good comedians. Nick Jackson, Mojo Brooks, Matt Rife, Morgan Jackson. These are really strong comedians. Danny said he's been in the game 36 years, sells tickets, and never done no major TV. You did Def Comedy Jam at the height of it when it was making stars. You did eight seasons of Mad TV. You was a regular on Vlad TV. And you want us to believe that none of these vehicles helped you? It was all you and your crowd work that sold some tickets? One message he telling me to keep that same energy, the next message, you're constantly attacking me.

55:51I thought this was what you wanted, but he did tell me to be a man and admit that he can do what I can't do. I cannot kick black people off my show. Something inside of me just will not allow me to look at another black comic and tell me he's not welcome here. I could not get a platform like Def Comedy Jam to believe in me and then years later turn around and talk like they beneath me. I couldn't do that to Stan Lathan and Bob Sumner and Tina Graham and Russell Simmons and Kid Capri and Martin Lawrence. I couldn't do that. I can't lay in the bed with a hat on all the time. Is it taped to your temple?

56:26I know the inside of it smell like wheelchair pillows. This dude all over the place, man. One minute he watching my videos on TikTok, the next minute, I don't know who Lance Woods is. So where did this all originate from? It's getting spicy, my boy. So, like what, how did this, like do you and him have history like before this kicked off? Like were you guys friends back in the day or this like something very, very new? Never, never, never. You know, man, if you follow my Instagram, follow my Instagram, y 'all Sir Lance Woods on all this stuff. Sir Lance Woods, Sir Lance Woods, Sir Lance Woods.

57:00Followed on all of this stuff. So, I be making videos. Like, I be, like, for example, I did a video like VladTV. with Tony Yayo. So Tony Yayo be always talking about, I'm in the South of France. Oh yeah, eating raccoon knuckles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was hilarious. You ain't viral on that. Yes. So that was no different. I was doing stuff like that with Aries. I did. Like impression type shit. Right. Impression type stuff. I did that with the game. I did that with, me and Tony Roberts did a whole, every time a club Shay Shay interview would drop, we would do it. I did Cat Williams, I did Monique, I did Tyrese We would just do that It was not like an uncommon thing For me to do Everybody was getting the content And I also do it in a way that I feel Is not like super Disrespectful Malicious type shit So I did the video And then he DM'd me And was like I hope your goofy ass Keep that same energy when you see me in person I was like What?

58:10Oh, really? Was that the most hostile anyone's ever been that you reenacted that shit? For sure. I mean, me and Tony Ayo are friends now because of the videos. Tony Ayo called me. Because he enjoyed it that much. He enjoyed it that much. He reposted it, yeah. He reposted it. He called me on Instagram. He had my number. He called me on Instagram. I was like, Sir Lance Woods, you got to come to New York. That's fire. You made me viral. You made this shit go crazy. However y 'all hear Tony Ayo talk, that's how he talk. That's how he is. I believe it. So he was like, because me and Tony Ayo did a Vlad thing about last year, like a food thing.

58:43He was like, me, Vlad, Uncle Murda, Tony Ayo, he was like trying different all of these foods. But he was just like, bro, he was like, you made that shit pop. Like once you did that shit, everybody like caught on to that and then it just became a thing. So that was my thought. It's like, oh, bro, I'm just doing that. And he's an impressionist. It's an impression. Right. Right. But when he said that, I was like, oh, okay. And then it was like, because that sounded like a threat. Right, right. Keep this in the middle. When you see me, it sounded like a threat. And it's like, I'm not going to entertain that kind of hostility.

59:20Right, right, right. I'm just going to make more jokes out of it. Right. Now I'm really going to turn up on your ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So that's where I was at when it was like, oh, yeah, bro, I'm just going to make more jokes. Okay. And more jokes. did it surprise you or did you kind of have a feeling like you know i see aries getting this feeling sometimes like oh he just be like that for real um when he got at you like that or you like caught off guard i i wouldn't i wasn't surprised or caught off guard i was just i was indifferent about it it was just like oh okay like if that's how you want to approach that you know i all those stories i've heard about him or not like sound like stories of somebody i want to be around right you know what i mean but i didn't have a personal experience and then oh this is my personal experience oh that's how you talking then give everybody a little benefit of the doubt until you meet them no kind of the stories i heard and the people i heard them from oh it was reputable was just like yeah yeah nah though yeah but nah though yeah and then and then just find out the stories are worse.

1:00:25Then you get the calls and people like, nah, bro, you know, and this is like from people who you know, big names and people who be like, nah, bro, let me tell you, this is what happened. This is what, and you're like, oh, wow. So that's when people be talking. And I was like, bro, I'm telling you, I have not even started yet. Like anything you think I posted that I have not even started to dig in. Like if it is one of the things. Like if it's that, then we can go all the way to the end of the fence. I got this is what I posted is 2 % of what I could do in all of the creativity and the stories and the things.

1:01:04It's like, you know, I would much rather just make fun. I would much rather just poke jokes and all that. So you guys have yet to run into each other in person yet? You guys haven't seen each other? I've been inviting them to stuff, but he don't come. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. And so he don't. I had the show at the TV show. He didn't come. I invited him. So he didn't pull. And he hasn't responded to this yet at all? Nah. Okay. Not directly. Not to me. Nah. And he has said that publicly though, right? Because I think I've seen an interview on there before that he has said publicly that he don't have black openers for him.

1:01:37Yeah, for sure. Well, that's because Vlad brought that clip of when they had they sit down and he pretty much was like, well, you said that. And he was like, when did I ever say that? And then Vlad, after the fact, read it and dug it up and posted the exact clip of him saying, hell no, I don't have no black openers. No. So that was I did that. So if you go watch the Vlad interview. Yeah. Vlad, he's talking to say, who told you? Who told you who called Vlad and said, I don't have black openers? And he was like, Lance Woods. Oh, he said that? So Vlad said, yeah, that's the video before this. Yeah.

1:02:11And then that's when Ares was like, I don't know who Lance Woods is. And then Vlad was like, you literally just had a back and forth with him online. He was like, oh, the guy who puts the black stuff under his eye. And all of a sudden he remembered. And then so that was that. But even that, it was like me and Vlad were talking about other things. Me and Vlad just talk. You know what I mean? So it was more of a thing of everybody doesn't understand how the comedy business works. right you know because you've traveled on the road and things the way the way it goes is is a lot like this man So if I'm the headliner, this is me, Lance Woods, I say, yo, Doughboy, you travel with me as my feature.

1:03:00You go everywhere I go as my feature. The reason why that doesn't happen a lot is because it's not feasible. It doesn't make sense for Doughboy to fly in a hotel all the time to go with a club. If we're doing five shows, the club's going to pay you$500. They're going to give you$100 a show. and your travel is going to be$300. And then it's going to cost you$150 to stay there. So you're going to travel with me to make$50? Unless you're just killing it on the merch. Unless you're killing it on the merch. Right, right. Right? Or unless you're with a comic big enough who can say, hey, bro, I'm going to pay you three bands to come with me.

1:03:40I'm going to take care of the travel. And I'm going to get you a room and you just make that money. And oh, now it makes sense. But you have to be with a comedian who can do that. So what happens is a lot of comics just use locals. Like when they get in town, they'll have the club book a local feature who doesn't have to travel, right? So when they book them local features, he's like, yes, but no black people. That's wild. You know what I mean? And what was the recentings again that he gave? He had like a couple of recentings. Yeah, well, he was just saying, well, so even when he said that, because I've heard the other conversations.

1:04:19but he's saying like you know most comics he said most black comics only have one beat oh yeah that's what it was most black comics don't have a lot of range to their comedy so if the host come out and he black he's talking about black people white people and the feature come out he's talking about black people white people and then he come out and I'm like and then it's like it's too much for the crowd and it's like well that's your responsibility brother in my experience the headliner don't nothing even matter once the headliner get on stage they don't even care about nothing they heard because they came for that they came to see that person and that person is going to erase everything that just happened it should happen relatively quickly within the first two to three minutes because most of the time when you the feature and i've been a featuring and i've done that and i've always been like one of those like standing ovation features like yo who is he and still it's like that's what they call you.

1:05:23Because your name they're there to see that person so you were all, man you was funny man, oh man the one, man he had the one joke about the one thing. Oh man, that's usually what happens with the best of features. You know what I'm saying? So it's like it ain't taking nothing away it's just it's literally i don't know i don't want to make i don't want to make up a reason why for for for him that's what he said but it's just the excuse he gave but it's still like you're choosing not to work with black people yeah so it's so it's either it could be a thing of you know you don't want to you don't want to um kind of compete for laughs in the same way because you know it's it's this thought thing that black people are just not Not funnier, but funnier, energetic.

1:06:18Like the energy of black is funnier. Right. Right. Or you might be uncomfortable with black people in general. Yeah. And I mean, there are some headliners that do that, though. Like, you know how he was just saying that, like, you know, he'll get a standing O as a feature. That means that he's dealing with a competent headliner because a lot of headliners won't put a big dog in front of them because they don't want to follow him because they're going to get out shine yeah they're gonna have to work too hard to maybe get the crowd back or get the laughs or or whatever it is like that yeah but you just can't outshine said it the entertainer right like they came to teach you to be more so right it's undeniable that's who they paid the ticket for hey bro i mean i you know i traveled with tony roberts for a long time sat out tony roberts closest friends in the world who's like regarded as one of the funniest people ever like i don't care what fame the one of the funniest ever yeah i remember one time i was with him this is early on and he was like bro that shit was funny and i was like yeah dog i had this other joke and i was gonna do this act out i was i said i had this other joke but i think you gotta act out that's like similar he was like bro i don't care what just do what you whatever you want to do don't think about me just do whatever you want to do i'll be fine tony roberts is so dope man he put put me in my first movie.

1:07:36I think it was called Not So Fast My Tooth Is Loose. I got it. You got the movie? I got the movie, yeah. So yeah, that was years ago, man. Shout out to Tony Robbins. You know, he's still working on the way to release it. Man, that's got to come out, man. That could be like a classic. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we talked about that like two days ago. Oh, that's what's up. I'm trying to figure out the path of releasing the movie, yeah. That'd be fire. Maybe it was the Grim Reaper. I was deaf. Have you dealt with people stealing your jokes or anything like that? is that is that uh very common in comedy would you say or is it um yeah i know it's looked down upon but is that it is it's looked down upon but you know if if we being honest about it we have to we have to figure out what stealing is we have to figure out what your joke is some people it's like oh you got the same premise as me that means you stole the joke yeah i don't i don't believe that to be true i do believe that so i did this series right i think i'm gonna bring your back.

1:08:31I was doing this series, just YouTube videos. And I did one with Godfrey, one with Finesse O 'Neal, one with Vonda Carlo, one with Darren Fleet. It was just like, they would come out the comedy club and I would walk up to them and be like, yo, man, Godfrey, your set was hilarious. That joke you did about your immigrant parents, I got a joke just like that. And then I would break it down. He'd be like, but you don't have immigrant parents. But in the joke, I did. But that happens a lot. And it happens where comics will watch you say a joke. And it's not that they have a similar joke. They had a similar thought.

1:09:08And they didn't know how to put the thought into joke form. And they seen you put it into joke form. It's like, oh, that's the piece that's missing. I got to connect that to that. So that's how they justify it. Like, I had the thought before I ever seen him. He just kind of helped me get there. I'm going to take this connecting piece. Yes. And yeah. I see a lot more of that. But that's still stealing. Yes. Yes. But it's a thing to where it's like there's all of these fine lines of like right here and I had this and I just put this and I had that. And I see a lot of that. And kind of tiptoeing on the line.

1:09:49Kind of tiptoeing on the line. But it gets serious about that. Niggas will fight over stolen jokes. We all seem like the Joe and Carlos Mencia shit from back in the day. Oh, that shit on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joe Rogan, Carlos shit. And sometimes it's blatant. Yeah. But in my experience, most of the time, it's not blatant. It is kind of what I described. or it is like I hear a lot of people with like these low-hanging fruit premises and be like, man, he stole my joke. It's like I think everybody. It's like a super basic joke. It's like I was talking about baby oil and did he? It's like everybody kind of was.

1:10:35It was the topic to talk about. Yeah, it's like you because sometimes you just know. Sometimes, like you'll watch people and you say they don't think like that. Because they don't have any other jokes that have that type of twist or that kind of depth. Only that one. Your perspective just changed on that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because everybody has their strengths and their weaknesses. And to be honest with you, every comedian is not a good joke writer. That's a fact. You know what I mean? Every good joke writer is not a good performer. For sure. every good performer does not have um likability same as like music you know not everybody who's rap super good is the biggest star in the world and shit every comedian can't do crowd work like you know i'm saying like this is a different thing and that leads me to another question because i know this was kind of like what you guys were kind of going back and forth as well do you feel like such a enormous wave of of crowd work is starting to hurt the brand of comedy overall the reason why i asked you this because i did a show uh maybe like two or three weeks ago and I'm not even like the quintessential comedian.

1:11:41I'm not out there like the big dogs, but I still get out and, you know, you know, kick the tires every now and again. You was on stage recently? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How long? A few times. The Monday joint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta let me know when you back outside. Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. So I was up there, right? And so when I was up there doing my thing, it was just like people kind of like kept inner chiming. Like it's like, it's almost starting to condition the audience. Like I get to be a part of this. You know what I'm saying? I'll be in the clip. And I've never been a crowd work nigga.

1:12:11Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'll, you know, interact. I don't ignore them, act like they're not there. But that's not my thing. That's not what I do. And like, I'll have the material. And now I'm feeling like because the emergence of crowd work has become so strong, like now it's kind of changing the mind state of the consumer. Do you feel like that is in any merit to that at all? For sure. And I don't even know if it's crowd work per se. It does just too much stuff. and what happens is um like like music like comedy things used to be very like there was only this many rappers and there was this many comedians and comedians put this out this way and rappers put this out this way there's gatekeepers that let people in and out that let people in and out and and so there's good and bad with all of that right when you think about gatekeeping you like dang that's messed up but then also it's like it also um it also keeps certain things out you know they kept a certain standard kept it keep a certain standard so what happens is once anybody could be a rapper right just anybody just any nigga with a laptop and a mic right and i can't tell you not to because it could work for you because there's a lot of rappers who are worked for who are not good at rap yeah they just they there just is what it is but how can I say they're not good at it when they got hits they got money in my opinion this ain't good in my opinion this ain't good but it worked for them so who am I to say not to do it I be hoping people get enough money to where they get out the way because these are still art forms and some people care about the arts some people take a lot of time to write these jokes and craft them up and can't wait to show you and share their thought process just for you to be screaming out stuff so I could talk about you and ask you where you work at and all that.

1:14:12That's not what I'm here for. Not me, but I'm saying somebody might not be here for that. So, yes, the crowd work thing, but more than the crowd work, I just think it is the emergence of having phones and everything out. because the shows where they take your phone I don't know if people scream out the same if they feel like there's no cameras on there's no opportunity for virality then they'll just sit down and listen to the show and watch the show because especially bro out here the toughest part about performing now in general but out here I think it's a little heightened New York it might be heightened too but not as much Atlanta some of that it's like everybody feel like they'll start yeah so imagine you work I'm talking about you work to become one of the best comedians in the world that's been your focus just become really good at this craft and you in the crowd you haven't been focusing on your social media you've been focusing on your craft you got 13 ,000 followers on Instagram you just focused on the craft you in the crowd and the people watching you got 700 ,000 followers they like you need to be listening I'm the star I need to be up there that's what they think cause they like no look at my TikTok like I am more famous than you you know what I'm saying and now if the game is based on fame and things now they looking at you like what you gonna tell me you should be listening to me I can tell you how to get popping and you like I'm not trying to be popping I'm trying to be the best at this craft like man fuck that craft but I guess you could take something from like you know how they market themselves or how they cut their clips up and shit like that I'm not talking about the comics I'm talking about the audience I'm talking about you go and there's people in the audience you remember back in the day y 'all remember this used to tell people to follow you and they would just do it and now they got to do a whole investigation to see how many followers you got to see if you what type of content you put out see who's see who else you following see who follows you are you even worth following because i don't want to waste one of my follows even though instagram you can follow as many people i'm kind of like that i'm not gonna lie are you yeah i'm definitely not not like uh oh you have to have a certain amount but if you're not even putting no content out it's like where am i gonna fall you don't even post more posts i'm telling you you come to my show and you see me be amazing and you still like oh I ain't gonna follow me.

1:16:46You do something dope. That's the world we live in. You know how many times I went viral in the past year? But I'm saying that level of virality used to equal you on TV now and shit. You would do a video and let's say you hit 6 million on a video. That used to come with 100 ,000 followers. You know what I'm saying? That used to come with like, oh, nah. Now people would just look at you and be like, oh, no, that was great. They'll share it. They won't press that button. They get a couple thousand or something like that. A couple thousand now, maybe. Maybe, if it's a good clip. They got to see you do it again and again.

1:17:32They'd be like, alright, I follow him now. I done seen 13. He's earned it now. That is how it is, though. Which is just, you know, it's because there's so much competition. There's a million people going viral every single day. So it's like people got to see you pop up. I think I've heard it, what, it's like 10 times before they hit you with the follow. It's that, but also the people who are pressing the follow now have realized that they can be stars too. True. Like how many people you know that are popping and you have no idea what they do? It's a lot. Yeah. I don't know what they rap, sing, dance, comedian.

1:18:05I don't know what they do. They got 459 ,000 motherfuckers. that see something they just cause cool shit on Instagram they got money somewhere I don't know what they do selling drugs let's just get into some of these donations our fans be letting us know what they thinking as we talk in so Francisco Martinez thank you for joining No Jumper members only we got Robert Funero $5 dope boy eats Snickers upside down so he can feel the veins on his tongue wow dope guest you guys got shout out Pusha T shout out to Pusha T on the pod Marquise Nelson 3321499 Moose Bros speak up more you be given belt to ass in every debate you're for show the most woke number one no jumper host Nashville Tennessee trucker here shout out to you Marquise appreciate you just trying to do my thing Scar's Soul member for four months Kings reporters got caught in a hot mic at media day react to that P.S.

1:19:03fire romper Ricky damn romper Ricky we do have that clip though. We'll get into that. We'll read 199 today. Benji Ocho, 199. Lance pulling a Rick Ross finna dip on the podcast. No, he came back. He came back. I'm right back. I'm here, y 'all. He came back. $10. Shadow Moses. What happened with Kev on stage? Stop being scary and tell the people what happened in detail. Someone check Anthony's laptop. So when you fight in Spody again, stop ducking the Spody fade, Doey. Shout out Kev on stage. You know the fact that you act so weird about that? How about act weird? The fact that you act so sheepish and weird about it makes us want to know more.

1:19:43It's just letting you know. I'm just letting you know. I get it. We had a podcast and we stopped doing it, but shout out to that guy. And it had nothing to do with you drinking. No. Of course not. Base God 40 Woody,$4.99. You make homemade pizza, you won't go back. Make the sauce with San Marzano tomatoes. He knows ball. He knows ball. Shout out to that fat guy in the chat. Shadow Moses,$10. Anthony, quick question. Is it true you left Kev on stage with all the bills and faked the mental health crisis about Teddy Ray? Okay, they're going crazy. They say you're LARPing as a comedian, but in reality, you're the joke.

1:20:16Nope, that is not true. Rest in peace to my brother, Teddy Ray. Yeah, I don't think you have to fake some when you're on me pass. That's crazy. Munchies Ray Bans,$4.99. Okay, I read that one. Yes, Jim Boyz's ass, I'll be honest. And before we get into the next time, I want to ask you about this and then I touch on this a little bit. So you got this show that you do, is it monthly now? the TDE show? Yes. So tell me a little bit about that. How did that kind of like, tell the people what it is and how did you become connected with TDE? Man, that's a prestigious honor. Oh, yeah, man. That's my people's, man.

1:20:49Shout out to Top Dog. Top Dog Entertainment, the whole family over there. I did a show. I did a show out here and Top was just there. He was just at the show. And then I seen him backstage after the show. He was like, dog, you was funny. And then I was like, appreciate it. I didn't know who he was because he keeps such a low profile. Yeah. Right. And then we exchanged numbers. And then he was like, yeah, just hit me, bro. And then I had told myself, I was like, bro, I'm going to start hitting people because I'd be getting like exchanging numbers, people telling stuff, and I just never hit them.

1:21:23And then if you wait too long, then it'd be like, I remember me six years ago. I was at that one spot, that one day. So I just hit him and he was like, yeah, come to the studio. So I went to the studio. Not even knowing who this man is, like for real. I knew who he was after that. Okay, gotcha. After I was like, I'd seen him put the, and I was like, oh! I was like pieced it together. He's like, come to the studio. What was the expectations when he told you that? Like, damn, he's just trying to fuck with me. We just going to kick it. Nothing. It wasn't a real expectation. He was like, yeah, bro, I'll fuck with you, bro.

1:21:55You was funny as hell, bro. Just come kick it. Come to the studio. So I come to the studio. J-Rock was in there. Shout out J-Rock. Yeah, J-Rock got some shit on the way. Oh, does he? J-Rock's a beast. Ray Vaughn, J-Rock. It was me, J-Rock, Ray Vaughn. And we was just talking. We was talking for like a few hours, kicking it. And I had my video guy with him. Shout out to Smitty. So, and then ever since then, like it was. Just locked in. Locked in, bro. If I'm out of town and he's there, like, hey, you good? You moving around? You straight? You need anything? That's fire. Like all that kind of stuff.

1:22:31So the comedy show thing happened. We was talking about it. He was like, I think I want to do it. He's like, can we do some comedy shit out here? And I was like, we absolutely can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then he was like, yeah, bro, just let me know. Like, what do we got to do? And then so my thing is like, I be trying to like, I don't want him to have to do too much. This is like, as long as you tell me I can run with the name and run with this and that. Give me the go and all the rest. I'll do the footwork. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, yeah, bro, just, yeah. How many have you guys had so far?

1:23:07Four. Okay. Four. We had Ryan Davis, Rene Vaca, James Davis, Dakar Williams, Ali Sadiq, Nate Jackson, Donnell Rollins, Brandi Denise, CP, Keon Pauly, Mike Epps, Earthquake, Tony Baker, Corey Holcomb, Zaynab Johnson. and oh man I hate Malik B Naeem Lin I seen Duno was on the last one Kanisha Bus all the hitters you got the heavy hitters you brought out everybody and then I host them all well make sure you get me on one of these next ones I gotta get down I got a list of people work me in there we'll just a couple tickets we'll take that we ain't gotta get them on stage you know what I'm saying?

1:23:54Moose is thinking about getting into stand-up. You got any tips for him on what he should do to maybe... You gotta get on stage. Yeah, yeah. That's all you can do. We still working on, you know, the first set, so we gonna get out there and do some open mics and I'm gonna rock out there with Doughboy. Yeah, so I mean, it's really what you gotta do is just get out, get on stage. Really? I just don't wanna get canceled, so comedians get, like, all the freedom, you know what I'm saying, to kind of not get canceled. Oh, you think you gonna say some wild shit? No, no, just like on podcasts, you know,

1:24:24Political jokes or political stuff on the podcast? Like political debates and things like that. Okay. Shit like that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay. What side you be on when you be - I'm left. I'm center left, I would say. I'm a Democrat. Okay. Yeah. So you'd be debating with Republicans. Yeah. Yeah. Trumpers and stuff like that. He'd be knowing his shit too. He's pretty impressive. You can't really get canceled if you're on that side. You get canceled on the other side. You can't get canceled on the right. You get canceled on the left, for sure. You said you can? Yeah. The Democrats, that's all we do is just cancel each other, for sure.

1:24:52Really? Yeah, for sure. touchy the right wing it's like oh you have the crazy cases the republicans all the other trumpers they can do what they want you know what i'm saying they they i'm the castle wider amongst like so amongst yourselves so you can get canceled amongst the left but not by the right oh yeah yeah for sure absolutely yeah no for sure no but i was really i just want to try it too i want to try all kinds of different i think i just moved to la six months ago so i'm just trying to you know, Zach. Yeah. Yeah. I live in Zach for 30 years. Yeah. Okay. So you just got here six months ago.

1:25:25How do you feel? I feel good. It's been going pretty well for myself. I've been coming to no jumper for about a year now. I've been full time for about six months and I'm a rookie of the year. So it's not too bad. You got family out here? Yeah. I got a little bit. Yeah. Half my family. My grandparents moved here from Mexico first. They was in Pacoima and then they moved to Meadowview. They still in Meadowview to this day, but my pops grew up out here until he's about 10 and then moved out there. If you see, if you want to make friends. I got one Thea that's out here still. If you want to make friends and family out here, just find anybody with like red hats on and just call them your cousin.

1:26:00Oh, I got Munchie B, so that works. I got my friend Munchie B. He's the mayor of Englewood. He's a good guy to know. What's up, cousin? Don't say that to nobody. I'm not that green. Don't say that to nobody in a blue hat though. Yeah, I'm not that green. Hey, I grew up in Sacramento, man. I know how it is, man. All that politics can turn you to a politician. I know, man. They just told me I was out of pocket, man. Apparently, I got some Hoover's color. I had no idea. Yeah, you might have some problems with some Mexicans with that hat on, too, man. You might have a couple issues. The hats mean something out here.

1:26:31Just head home, man. So are you out here now or are you still on set? I'm here. Okay, nice. Okay, good stuff. I'm here, dog. Do you feel like you got to be a part of the LA comedy scene to be successful? Like how there's New York comedians are very pretentious about it. We got the Austin scene that's risen. I think you got to flourish in whatever you at. So whatever you're going to do, you got to do it. So when I was in Sacramento, I was like I'm working with the Kings. I'm doing my shows out there. I'm traveling. I'm doing everything Sacramento, right? So if you're going to come to L.A., you got to come do L.A.

1:27:08stuff. Or you're just paying a lot of money to say you live in L.A. You're right. Exactly. You got to ingratiate yourself in the culture out here. If you're going to be in New York, I hope you're doing four or five mics on. You're trying to get into the cellar and the spot and the stand because that's why you're here, I'm assuming, if you're here to do comedy in New York. Is there any particular state or any region that is your favorite to do comedy at? Where you'd be like, man, every time I go here, it's just D.C.? Every time I go to D.C., it's amazing. Every time I go to Charlotte, it's amazing.

1:27:43um those those are probably my two favorite um comedy play i love sacramento too because of the diversity part i think part of the reason why i became able to um relate so well is the the the the diversity of sacramento yeah it's like a melting pot it's a melting pot y 'all know how it is bro and we came up in a touch of class yeah y 'all know about that in the middle of oak park yeah don't nobody know him no part they know me out there no I agree they shut it down now but BT shout out to BT Kingsley he said man that was the last man what was it it was basically like a bar like a bar in a restaurant but he set it up to where they used to he used to do comedy every Sunday there it used to be packed it used to be like standing room and it would just be lit everybody would come through there and just get their jokes off like you know what I'm saying Lance, Mikey Winfield Tristan like all all the guys Andre Bailey, everybody.

1:28:41It was Insane Wayne, everybody. Yeah, bro. And the hustler. Yeah, the hustler. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. You was born in San Francisco, though? Yeah, born in San Francisco. Okay, but Raising Sack? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's fire. All right, so what we got on this one? We had some people that our boy used to work with, you know what I'm saying? We got some female Sacramento Kings reporters caught on hot mic speaking on Ben Simmons and Zach Levine. Let's listen to what they had to say real quick. They're Hodges.

1:29:12that's how you know you made it when you could say that about yourself i said that's what happens when you know that's being sarah hodges oh no i'm trying to transcribe it i don't know i'm like bed simmons that's what comes with being bed simmons oh yeah i'm like

1:29:29cringe cringe He's like a looking dude. I didn't notice like his skin's like so smooth. I was like, damn, no tattoos. Hold on, I thought Jordan Poole was your tattoo. Jordan Poole. I like light skins, I guess. Jordan Poole. What about Zach Levine then? I look fine. I think his personality annoys the shit out of me, so that's what makes him look fine. I look like an entrepreneur. I kind of look like an entrepreneur.

1:30:11So that was pretty much They was giving The unfiltered Opinions on him You gotta always know The mics is always Hot The mics I've seen stuff Like that happen That's not too bad though No Enough to get him fired It was all my friends Damn I heard the voices And I was like Do you know them? Absolutely. What are they thinking? Like, I'm going to call them when I leave here. I swear to you. Oh, for real? You think they're getting a boo or just a reprimand? Ooh, that's tough. I don't think they said anything too crazy. I don't think they're going to get booed. I almost actually was here at Media Day.

1:30:46Oh, word? You might have been a part of that conversation. Yeah, fuck them, man. Quit fucking with them light skins. Maybe. Oh, that's crazy. No, to the point to where, look, as I'm here, somebody just text that to me. look dog look it just texted me this oh wow damn and said bro did you hear this and i but oh my goodness yeah i don't think it's a great look for them i mean just because it's like if they're you know i'm saying kings reporters whatever you got to be around these players like how awkward is that gonna be now you didn't said all this shit kind of bled these niggas like that now you got to be around them and act cool like that yeah well so the thing that's good is their face ain't on camera.

1:31:24There was a name said in there, so if they dug and heard the name, then that would be something. One thing about players, they kind of don't care as much as people think they do about some of this stuff. They're probably just high-so scrutinized and just broken down. Like an Instagram comment type shit. Yeah, something like that. And then media day, see if you've never been to a media day, they gotta to get dressed like in their uniform and just answer questions all day these are the photo shoots for the whole season these are the questions they do for all that so it's like after a minute they'd be like just ready to go i've done a few media days and they just be like so it's like it's always cool for me because they like know me and i'm just cracking jokes and it's cool but it's just like you know they're not enjoying themselves hell they better get the hell on.

1:32:18I mean, they did say like, yeah, they fine. They just, you know, they personality ass. So it's like, you would take that as a compliment. Like if we just heard some girls over, yeah, Doughboy fine as hell. He's just cringe. because I wouldn't be bad. It's like, it's not the worst shit that could happen to you. But yeah, hopefully they don't get the boot. Don't give them the boot, Sacramento Kings, man. Keep them around. Give them a little reprimand. Slap on the wrist or something. Quick question, y 'all. I see that they picked up Ben Simmons. Y 'all think he got anything left in the tank? Or you think it's a wrap?

1:32:45I think it's been a wrap, but hopefully, like people were saying, he going to move like kind of a little Draymond type of position, play the four, facilitate. I mean, I remember when he was coming over, they was talking about he's going to be as good as LeBron and shit. So that's why he gets so much scrutiny because the expectations were so damn high. So, you know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? You always love a player who got a chip on his shoulder or something to play for. So it's like, man, if we can get – I'm trying to show y 'all the girl who was talking. Oh, I want to see. If he can get that spark of, nah, let me prove it and show them I still got something left, we can get that.

1:33:33But the thing with Ben Simmons is besides basketball, he had back problems. That's what I was going to say. That's always the worst thing to have is the back problems. But I think his issue more was just in between the ears, man. I just think he got in his head when he passed up on that shot when he was in Philly. You know what I'm saying? I don't think we've never seen him. Oh, okay. Well, she can say what she want. But no, what's McArthur? I think that he kind of just lost his confidence and never really found it. Yeah, yeah. They can't be too mad. I think that – So, yeah, I just think that, you know, he lost his confidence.

1:34:12So, hopefully, if he gets his confidence back, like maybe he can put it back together. But I think, you know, once a player loses his confidence, then it could be downhill from there. But, yeah, I think the back problems definitely led to the confidence, the mental thing. Because, like, look at MPJ. Like he'd probably drop in 30 a night if he didn't have back problems. You know what I'm saying? And like that back shit is, you can't do nothing with a bad back, you know. The dude's out there fighting for his life. You know, it's crazy. But yeah, hopefully he can. But this is one of the worst rosters ever.

1:34:44So we're going to have to see. They got to get something shaking. I mean, let's relax on that, guys. You think they got a pretty good squad to roll out? I mean, I haven't said that either. But what I'm saying is, you know what I'm saying? Listen, man, let's hope Acuff develops. Absolutely. He's going to be special. Yeah, he's going to be good. Yes They always got at least One or two young dudes As good It's just the whole Shebang They gotta Keep it on It's the hard part And develop See what happens If Sabonis Plays through the season If he's there For the rest of the season Yeah Half the good point guards In the NBA right now Were former Sacramento Kings And shit We had Halliburton up there Halliburton, Fox Davion Mitchell All on the same team That's so crazy We didn't fucking playoff teams In a year and a half later We was like We need a point guard That was always the most frustrating thing about being a Kings fan.

1:35:34It was just like, I don't know what the front office be thinking sometimes. We let go of great players, and they go on to do great things in other places. It was like, we just had this nigga. Why you let go? It's the Sacramento market. It's just the Kings are on a very tough spot, dog. It's like California is the most expensive state. Sacramento is? California. They don't want to get taxed. California and New York are the most expensive states, right? But if you go play for the Knicks, you're in New York. You go play for the Nets, you in Brooklyn, you in New York. You go in California, you go play for the Lakers, you in California.

1:36:06You in L.A. Clippers, you in L.A. Warriors, you in the Bay. Right. Sacramento. There's a certain allure. And there's Sacramento. Hasn't helped that they ain't been good in a long time. You're going to pay California prices and live in Sacramento. And you a 22-year-old millionaire. Shit. We used to have to watch all our bitches in Sac for De 'Aaron and them. I'm not going to lie. God damn. Damn, it was like, oh, shit, she hanging out with Darren Fox. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. Darren's a married man. I don't know what they're talking about. It was a long time ago, a long time ago. I seen Darren with Reesey, and that was all I seen him with.

1:36:40Shout out to the Foxes. He's a company man, y 'all. I'm going to tell y 'all for real. We got Elliot Page graces the cover of New York Magazine's Men's Style Issue. So, obviously, Elliot Page has transitioned to a male, got the cover. What do you think about this, Doughboy? I just don't understand it, man. Why are we doing this? I mean, they were in the Odyssey. Did a great job in the Odyssey. I enjoyed them. I mean, listen, it's no disrespect to the community. I get it. You know what I'm saying? They are who they are. They can live their life and live their truth. I'm good with that. But then it's like when you start doing stuff like this, it's just like it sends such a confusing, conflicting message.

1:37:23It's like this is men's health. You know what I'm saying? This is not a man. You know what I'm saying? like you know technically by the definition so i don't understand it was just like even like when they had gay what was it caitlin jenner like like woman of the year or it's just like i don't understand that it's just like confusing me because they they say like i'm a woman now but i'm like they they kind of homophobic still i'm like damn you like really like you really converted all the way like i just i just don't understand why they do stuff like that it's just like i i it's it's forever perplexed me and i just i don't get it you don't understand why who does it i don't understand why the owners of this publication, which is Men's Health, why you would put a trans individual on there as, to put them on that magazine.

1:38:07Who's this for? Who's the target audience for this joint? So I just don't. This one creeps me out a little bit. No hates Elliot Page. Like I said, in Odyssey, they were great. They did a great job. They were great? Yeah, they were. I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I'm just trying to, you know, be respectful of them. Nobody wants to get canceled. You kept saying they. I was like, how many people was in the movie they they did a great job at their role whatever they want to be you know known as but uh this is crazy this is creepy like the the little the little boy body in the mirror i don't know just the look that they're giving us is just kind of creepy you i'm saying i don't know so so what was elliot's page name before uh what was their name before what was elliot page's name before can we get a google on that one because they was in juno that's when I first seen him Juno chat or yeah Juno was a great movie I can't believe uh but I guess yeah like you said what who's this for what does this do does this push like you know more acceptance of trans people in this type of thing because it's just like it would make more sense to me if it was trans health and then you put them on because that makes more sense to me but to put a trans individual on a men's somebody that used to be a woman and is now a man you put them on a men's health magazine cover that just doesn't make it yeah it's just not doing nothing for because i feel like most of the people that are consuming men's health are like very normie ass guys and shit like that yeah i would rather have doughboy shirtless on the cover of men's house straight up i'll do it that'd be way better huh but do you have uh so you you would have said no if you were the editor say no no let's pass let's get brad pitt or something again exactly like but not no who's a hot guy to you that you put on there instead a hot guy i said i don't know like somebody um who's a hot guy to you bro just say it you got one on the front of your mind all right michael b jordan there we go michael b jordan michael b jordan on there for creed 4 but really it's like like somebody said in the chat who the fuck reads magazines anymore you know it's like uh it's really just the instagram posts you know so they i feel like they know what they do they know what they're doing it's all drama it's gonna go viral baby Yes, and we're going to be talking about it on podcast.

1:40:18But that's not right for them to do that to that person because they just really thought they was getting represented for the cover because I'm just so lit and such a good actor. It's damn near exploitative. Yeah, yep, that's the word. I don't agree with it. I'm trying to find, because the only name I see is Elliot Page. Maybe they just kept the Elliot because Elliot's like unisex, right? Is it? Yeah, Elliot's unisex. I don't think Elliot's, I've never met a friend of mine. Elliot Page was previously known professionally as Ellen Page. Oh, okay. So was it really Ellen? I feel like that doesn't sound right.

1:40:52Choose their name. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Ellen Page. You're right. That's crazy. I did not remember that being their name. I'm not going to lie. What do you think about this, Lance? I mean. You going to buy an issue or what? You know what? Why not? You know what I mean? Let's read about it. Let's figure it out. I think as a comedian it's best to have the most information you can to write the jokes properly. So it's like I'll read this and I might find something in there. They look like a hairless chimpanzee in this photo. That's just what's messing me up. I'm not going to lie. Like when they show the pics of them they just look buff as fuck.

1:41:30Looks like Lush right now. A little bit. This looks like Lush. But the reflection, that back part kind of look like A.C. Slater. True. The reflection looks like a little more girly and then the one on the front is like It's kind of like. Right. It's like two different. Their inner workings. Yeah. It's like the Green Goblin. Yeah. Yeah, man. Shout out to Elliot. I mean, do your thing. I mean, I'm going to read the all. I ain't going to pick it up, but you know. I'm going to figure it all out. I'm going to read everything. You read it and just give me the bullet points. I got you. All right. For sure.

1:41:58I'm about to see what's going on with E.P. Yeah. This one threw me off. I just didn't know like, yeah, who's the demographic that we're shooting for here? I don't understand. Did you see your boy Crit Mac getting pressed by A.B. on the stream? No. Adam just sent it to the chat a little bit ago. I guess he pulled up on his stream, and he had said some stuff about Adrian Broner, and Adrian Broner didn't like how he's been getting beat up, and he was kind of pressing him. He was pressing Krip Mac to his face. I didn't even see it. Do we have it here? I could probably find it. Can you find it for us, Nathan?

1:42:30But, yeah, he was pressing him. Whose side are you taking in that? Because you like AB, but then you're supposed to start a whole show with Krip Mac. Krip Mac my homie, man. I mean I guess I would have to have a little bit more Oh here it is we got a quick as hell All right

1:42:47Crip Mac was definitely minded in his P's and Q's I don't want that fade either Crip crazy Respect Crip crazy

1:42:57Hey Hey stop D I mean I'm AB what are you talking about And he keeps saying he fuck his baby mama This nigga weird as fuck Okay? Come over here. I'm going to send you the address. I'm just letting you know. I'm going to send you the address. All that purping you were doing, bro. Man, AB, you stream on your own. I'm going through two hours. Dude. I don't care about none of that, bro. I don't gangbang. You just said, bro. Bro, AB, you just said it was all good. What's going on, bro? I ain't never did nothing to you. Why you got deep with me, gang? What's the problem? You know what you say? I keep squabbling.

1:43:32I'm going to rip. Mom, did you say that? What did I say?

1:44:03I'm looking at Shut up. Relax some shit, nigga. If we brothers, then ain't, if we, if we were brothers, then we ain't, we ain't even, we ain't even, we ain't even, we ain't even went to the, cause when he's saying all that for, knowing I ain't even, fuck, though. I'm telling you the truth, bro. What I'm saying is this, though, bro. You gotta learn how to really get down, bro. That's all I'm saying, bro. And if you wanna, and if you wanna come to the gym, I got you, bro. Oh, yeah, I definitely do some training. So what you saying is, it's all love, there's no beef, if, like, you. How can I beef with a nigga I don't know?

1:44:37I never said nothing about him. I said y 'all shake hands. Oh, yeah.

1:44:44It ended cool. I'm a grown man, gang. I'm a grown creep. You cut it. Yeah, I mean, I'm glad that it ended that way and cooler heads were able to, you know, I'm actually a fan of both of them. Like, you know what I'm saying? I've never met Adrian Boner, but you know what I'm saying? I do have a, you know, relationship. What was you and Crip Mac going to do again? Huh? What was y 'all show going to be again? you and Crypt Max? We was going to be streaming. We was going to stream and do some shit. You was trying to do some A, B, and D shit, huh? Yeah, like follow the footsteps of the guys that's at the top of it.

1:45:12But you know, we never really got it worked out. So, you know, I'm glad that they got it figured out. I think sometimes people be... So would you say that Munchie B is your backup plan to Crypt Max not coming through with the streaming duo? Because you said the same exact thing to Munchie B recently. Right, because, I mean, because I don't want to say... And he's the blood. So now you're pledging allegiance to the bloods now that you hang out with Munchie B too. I'm just saying that, you know what I'm saying? Like, once I really started to do a couple of streams with Munchie and kind of see, like, our chemistry and, like, you know, me and CritMac didn't really do much content together.

1:45:42I think I did one interview with him and I never put it out. Yeah, I think you and Munchie will mesh a lot better. You and CritMac, we're going to mesh, to be fair. Yeah, me and Munchie just got, like, this natural thing. We'll go live 4 o 'clock in the morning for two hours and just, you know, be having a good time with 500 people in the chat just talking about whatever, and it works well. So I'll just be. Flexing your viewers. You know, a little bit. You definitely take CritMac in a boxing match. After all the recent fades he's been in, you definitely got CritMac. If you lose to him, I can't fuck with you no more.

1:46:11Yeah, man. You going to denounce me? No, facts. I must come out and really denounce you. Vote me off the Monday show and everything. Way more. Yeah, we're going to move you to the Thursday news. I wouldn't want to box CritMac, man. That's my homie, man. So I wouldn't want to. You think he would say the same thing about you? Yeah. What would we be boxing for? I mean, unless it's just somebody came to us both with a big bag. Are you and Kyle still boxer? I'm not for sure. That's still up in the air. We got to hear back from that. It's not me pulling out or anything. How many fades you going to call and then not fade them, bro?

1:46:38For real. Two more. You know, put a cap on it. But no, you know, we'll see what happens. But I mean, we got to talk to the promotion people and all that. But I'm not saying no, but I'm saying I don't know where it's at. And nothing, no contract. It's just too long. Like you got to do the call out and the fade like a week after it happens. Like two months. Everybody's gonna be like, why are these niggas fighting again? The first fade he called out, it was like six months later it was scheduled for the boxing match. Then both of them were like, you know, we don't really want to do it anymore. This is actually cool and friends.

1:47:06Well, he said that, not both sides. Man, boxing take a lot of energy. It do. And are you planning on eating pickled cheesecakes? You gotta cut all that out. Yeah, nah, man. It's hard to even just throw punches for a minute. You will gas yourself out just throwing punches. Me and Moose was training. Moose was moving around pretty good in there in his boxing. I was just like, oh, I think a moose might knock somebody out. It's definitely the most exertion that I've ever done. I played sports growing up, but boxing is a different beast for sure. That should get you tired. You ever mess with the boxing?

1:47:36I used to box. I used to box like for real? It was nice with it? Yeah. You still? You heard the Aries? Man, you better watch that back. Straight up. Straight up. You still mess with it from time to time? No. Kind of like let it go? Not really. Because it's, so I'm in the process now. I'm about to get back into like real shape. Wait, this at what? No, this is awful. What? Awful's crazy. What are we then, bro? We're in awful shape. What the hell? What are we? If that's awful, this is abysmal? I mean, you know what I mean? You gotta do better. Morbidly obese is what you're saying? 62%. 62%. But no, I'm talking about like...

1:48:16Yeah, you'll see. Right. What type of stuff are you gonna be doing? You're gonna be doing like weights? You're gonna be doing more... I'm gonna get back to weights. Ninja Warrior. My mom thinks I should do Ninja Warrior, but that's because she don't know what in shape is. Those fools are in shape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be like, no, mom. No, no, no. But that's your mom. She'd be like, you should do that because she see you walk up the stairs quick. Right. So are you trying to get back to a level of fitness that you were at before or are you trying to get to a level you've never been to? Back to where I was at before.

1:48:46Okay. Like around there. You start to figure out the cost analysis. What is worth? is it worth me sacrificing this for this because what am I trying to do with it I'm always in front of people always on camera so I like to look a certain way I like to you know like I got a closet full of small clothes me too why do you I mean I keep them there for motivation torturing ourselves I got some size 36 Levi's at the house I'm like one day burn those get in those yeah you gotta have that motivation yeah so like like at my smallest and i was like like i had like some 28 waist pants wow i don't i'm not gonna do that again i ain't had size 28 since third grade or some shit 28 yeah 28 i don't think i ever wore 28 in my life i ain't gonna do that though i'll probably go back to i got a lot of pants that are like 32 now okay but but I don't like how they fit.

1:49:45Oh, okay. So you know what I mean? So I'll be in like a 34, but I need to get back into where I got room. The 32s look like a young thug with the skinnies on and shit. I need them to be here. I need that. So like this jacket is small. I wear 2X shirts. He love flexing that. I just like to. You got down on 2X. I used to be at a 6X. That's good shit. You know, at my highest, I was 486, man. I was a big boy. He needs a 3, let's be fair. Not because of the fact, because of the crack. We have seen us crack a hundred times since he started working here. It's only been six months. And it's worse when you big.

1:50:17When you big and you get up and you'll crack, y 'all. Yeah, I be having ass crack paranoia. Like every time I get up, I just - No, you don't. I do. Because you literally get up and you don't do that. That's the problem. You get up, you turn to the camera, you show the whole - It's like, no wonder you grow at your ass. It'll just be out. She couldn't help you. Yeah. She couldn't help you? She said, I'm a fucking scrumptious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He keep moaning me. You must want me to get up in there. Yeah, man. No, but you definitely been putting that shit on lately, Doughboy. I've been trying, man.

1:50:45Much better than before. I've been taking notes from you, man. I thought you were dapping me again, so just dab me again. I'll take another one. I'll take another one. Are these prescription glasses? Yeah, yeah, they are. James Oro, you know what I'm saying? Black owned. You know what I'm saying? I just want to put that out there. You know what I'm saying? Shout out James Oro. I just want to put it out there. I'm with y 'all. Shout out to Ray J, too. He always in the mix, though, whatever's going on. Ray J is going to make sure he's in front of that camera. He's Mr. Relevant. He's always going to have something where he's outside and with the people.

1:51:16I see somebody coming. Ray J might be the only person who has consulted Crit Mac and Kev on stage. While they was going through something. Yeah, there aren't too many people that brush shoulders with both of them, but we got another one right here. Oh, snap. I know the guy. You are Ray J. Am I? Day J. Do-J. Do-J. We don't want Doje. That sounds like OJ. Doje Simpson. He calls himself that sometimes. He kills women. He murders them. Chops up their bodies. Shout out to Kuwiyante499. Big shout out to Sack. Dumbass North. What's good Lance? I see you. 916 stand up. I just had to read that once. It's a sack out.

1:51:59Shout out to you. 916 in the mix. You already know what it is. Let's get into these topics. My bad. y 'all seen the Rory and Queens flip shit I seen some of it I thought it was I didn't think it was real I thought I don't think Queens thought it was real at first too and then he kind of like reassessed what was happening that was the funniest moment when he goes did I really just get pressed right now you could and then he walked back over there to confront him a second time I guess they said this is Rory apologizing here we won't play the whole thing nobody was gonna fight nobody was gonna do anything No, but again, Rory, to Damaris's point, you don't know that.

1:52:44I know what your intention was. Your intention was not to have a physical confrontation. Your intention was not for things to escalate. To Damaris's point, you don't know who somebody else is with. I'm aware. So when you're aware of that, you have to conduct yourself as if you're aware of that. And I was. And no, the way you conducted yourself last night, that's not how somebody conducts themselves when they're aware of what could possibly happen. I'm saying afterwards, after we had the second back and forth on camera and then spoke. Yeah, but that's... I was aware that it may not be love. Right, Rory.

1:53:18But you're talking about second and third time. As men, sometimes you don't get a second and third time. You get one time to get this shit right. He could have stole off on me on the first part. Right. So with that... But I was prepared for that. You can't be prepared for that when you got a woman with you. You're right. All right. I'm sorry that I'm being defensive. I'm sorry I'm being defensive because I agree with both of you. No, no, no. I understand. I know you agree, but I'm just saying. You can't be prepared for that when Damaris is standing there. Yeah. When our guest Reason is standing there.

1:53:49Because now you're putting people that don't have nothing to do with this in the middle of something potentially happening. So I just wanted to ask y 'all this. What did y 'all think about? Because this pod they did was pretty much him and I believe her name is Damaris. their co-host checking rory about it on camera and what do you think about that dynamic do you want your people to check you on camera or would you rather have this been an off camera than they come on camera and be like we rocking with you rory you did some bullshit but we rock or do you respect the them going in on him i respect it just because the offense happened publicly and everybody saw that so you know i'm saying if you're on my people's it ain't like they're shitting on them like that like you idiot they were just like nah you was wrong so i wouldn't be above being, you know what I'm saying, advised by my homies, especially if it's coming from a good place.

1:54:40I think with Rory, though, I just feel like he, maybe that's just the difference between, like, white and black people sometimes, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I think he maybe in his mind thought it wasn't that serious and I know he was a little intoxicated, too, but, like, niggas know, like, you can't do something. Like, he was sitting there talking to him, like, basically singing a song, like, you got it, girl. Like, you don't talk to no nigga like that. You don't, oh, so we suckers. That's just certain, it can escalate very, very quickly. But he said he was down to have it escalate is what he was saying pretty much and from what i've learned is that on the east coast calling somebody a sucker is way different than out here calling somebody like sucker it's like yeah you call somebody a sucker you know in norcal they call the op suckers and shit like that but sucker in on the east coast is like pretty much like calling somebody a weirdo in la like you a weirdo or a bitch yeah it's pretty much type shit yeah maybe he just wasn't really you know i'm saying understanding that but yeah i mean rory was saying like queen's flip you called us suckers like that's enough for me to trip on you right now to be having this type of energy yeah that's pretty much what his whole thing was right now I mean I'm glad that they you know kind of got to the bottom of it because it was starting to seem like it could have you know went left like queens were starting to turn up a little bit like you know I'm saying so glad that you know cooler heads prevailed and they chill with it and everything but yeah I just feel like he just wasn't really even though he might have felt some level of disrespect by being called a sucker whatever when you go up to somebody talking like that you got to be ready for somebody to let their hands go on you like just because and they're in an event he got his homegirl with him he got reason you know x td artist you know i'm saying as a guest with him so i think that was the main point i think probably in the back of his head he was just like this nigga's not gonna swing on me in front of all these people and that's maybe why he took it to the levels that he took to because i don't really think he would want those problems with with flip like that personally yeah i think he just uh saw he was on stream was kind of like he got his clip on me and called me a sucker.

1:56:30I'm going to get my clip on him right now. Me marking him out on his stream type shit. And that's when Queen's Flip kind of like turned it up a little bit when he was like, clip that. Like, so then he realized like what he was like, he had me out on camera right now. So yeah. Yeah. Well, when I saw it, I thought, I thought like there was playing around. And then when I seen this and I was like, Oh, that, that was all real. So I was like, I need to go back and, and really watch it all and see. but to answer the question about the on camera versus off camera i think it happened on camera and i think once you enter this streaming world and and this where i think this is why no jump has been so successful i think that's why joe button's podcast has been so successful rory and mall has been successful because they are okay with just saying things on camera it's like that that whole line of nah that's not for the cameras has gone away for sure yeah especially up here yeah it's like nope keep the camera rolling i'll be thinking with these streams man like we're we're just gonna be there's a brick wall coming with this stream and shit i just feel like just when i think it's it's more contained like when people be like in the house or like in a gym or like in a place but i think when people be outside it's a bunch of drunk people outside it's guys girls drunk i just feel like this bad shit can only come from that and then it's just like it's all caught on camera and i just feel like i just feel like people need to maybe straddle a very careful line when they're streaming because the shit could go left and then sure we've seen people die on stream already i'm not gonna lie people got smoked on stream over them beefing on youtube and stuff yeah so i think people gotta be careful with that stream and shit because it's becoming more and more popular but i think it become more and more dangerous as well so people got to be careful with that stream and shit but you think rory was bugging yeah absolutely yeah i mean i look at it two ways though i mean somebody call you a sucker and then when you see him it's like hey you know so i do understand that but i just feel like maybe the correct way to do it would have been like hey let me let me i'll let you off camera or outside or outside like take it off of these cameras and then when you're saying all that shit doing all that shit and then you say clip that then it then it comes off as disingenuous like you were just trying to you know get a one up on me or something so because queensflip did say like ice and ish from joe budden pod that's some of his co-hosts they pulled him aside after he said the original suckers comment and was like hey man you ain't gotta do that you know what i'm saying i know you fuck with joe but like you ain't gotta like inherit his beef type shit like you could keep a player and he's like you know what you know i don't but i don't think he came out publicly and was like my bad but in his head he was like oh yeah i did too much right and yeah that was cool with flip too like even him acknowledging the fact that you know he was wrong so i'm i'm glad to see growth in young brothers and you know don't know because flip has been on that he's been on his gross shit he has been on his i'm not finna crash out shit so So it was like, damn, Rory trying to bring back the old flip.

1:59:22That ain't cool. Let him just keep doing his thing. Streaming shit. It's crazy. It's like, come on, man. But yeah, Rory was tripping on that. Lance, what you got for the people, man? What you got coming up? You got any shows? You want to do any plugs or anything like that? Man, I got all kinds of stuff coming up. That's why I just tell people, follow me. Go to Sir Lance Woods, everything. Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Sir Lance Woods, wherever you do the stuff at, follow me there. I just had another special with Hulu. Kevin Hart, LOL Company, produced that. Congrats. Hey, man, it's a big deal, brother.

1:59:58So that'll be out with Jadid Comic View. Was it a 30 or an hour? 30. Okay. But I got an hour also. So do you, so once the, so then once the, I'm pretty sure like, you know, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this, but so once the special drops, that means those jokes are retired now, or do you still say them from time and time? Like, so once the special drops, Like, do you no longer touch that material once it's hit the general public on a TV stage or streaming site? Yeah, kind of on camera. I think this is like a deeper comedy conversation. Right. But I think so much of that has changed. OK.

2:00:34I think what a comedy special used to be versus what it is now is just a totally different thing. And they were so scarce back then. Right. And now they're just not. so could you say Louis changed that with the yearly thing I heard a lot of people give him credit for like the coming every year with a special when Louis started doing it yeah Louis Louis for sure was one of the people who was big on the on the super output yeah Andrew Schultz was big on super output Ali Sadiq is big on super output man he dropping classics on his own YouTube Josh Johnson's big on super output but outside of the individual Individuals, Matt Reif was really big on super output.

2:01:18People don't know before Matt blew on a thing. He was dropping them YouTube specials. Nate Jackson puts a lot of output out. But the way we consume it is so different now. So let's say you shoot a special, right? You put an out right. You put everything into it. And then you throw it out there. And let's say it's doing successful. Man, they got 4 million views. Nobody's seen it. Facts. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. 4 million views. Nobody's seen it. Right. I don't know how that happens. Right. So you can still, theoretically, get the same jokes off. You could, but it comes down to the person.

2:02:03What do you want to do? Because I promise you, unless you do these things the exact way you've done them, I swear people are not saying, I heard him say that on the thing three years ago. That's just not where we're at anymore. Things have changed. Things have changed, bro. I'm trying to think of the last special that came out. I'm not talking about the quality. I'm talking about where the whole world stopped and watched this thing, and we can quote. Spend a minute for one. That's just kind of changed with all media. That's how we talk about music and rap and hip-hop. Same exact thing. Yeah, we're not going to see the superstars of yesteryear because the whole world doesn't focus in on the same niche, you know, things no more.

2:02:42So, so when you watch artists now. Cardi B album came out and she put what's the name on there? The song that been out for two years. I don't know what the, I can't pick up the song. Whatever the hit song she got. She put out the hit song that's been out for two years already and she put that on the album. Because that's going to add up all the sales and boost it. You get to count all those streams on the album set. To run the stream up differently. So yeah, the album, the I Am The Drama album. And the song was, well she had WAP on it. WAP is crazy. WAP is wild. Look, dog, WAP is on it. Wow. Yeah, that came out a while ago.

2:03:27I think that might be more than two years ago, so yeah. WAP came out in like pandemic time. Yeah, I shot a parody, me and David Lucas shot a parody of that. We called it Fresh Ass Cookies. Yeah. We was on some fat shit. Yeah, so it's like, you got to think about it in terms of that, in terms of the album don't mean what it used to mean to the consumer. So however you do it is how you want to do it. But this idea of you can't use that song anymore because it's old. Oh, that's changed. That's out the window now. About five years later, it said, nope, give him a walk. Right, you still throw it on there.

2:04:06Still be just irrelevant. All right. So you say you got to, and when's the next TDE show? What's the date on that? So I think it's going to be November. Okay. I think it's going to be November 18th. Don't quote me, though. Do they do them all in LA, or are they going to start moving around? We're going to start moving around right now. It has been in LA, focus. It's all been in LA, but we're going to start moving around. We got some announcements. I'm actually, when I leave here, I'm going to call Top because I got some ideas. Okay. And I want to do some stuff. Damn, August 7, 2020, WAP dropped.

2:04:36Holy shit. Is she putting on a new album? It's on the album in 2025. She didn't drop for about six, seven years. That makes sense. But that's the game now. You know what I'm saying? And nobody thought nothing of it. It wasn't taboo. It wasn't a bad thing. It's just that's where the game is at. You know what I mean? So she's like, this was never on an album. I'm going to drop this on my shit and get them streams counted in. Do either of y 'all listen to a comedy podcast? no interesting comedy podcast like comedians podcast oh uh yeah i don't know my favorite podcast is killing it shout out to bt kings oh yeah yeah the bros in london london brown yeah just interview you know the name of it it's called killing oh it's just called okay yeah yeah it's called killing it podcast oh killing it podcast yeah flagrant flagrant is always fire so you know with andrew schultz yeah yeah shout out my guy akash oh yeah you know what i'm saying show yeah yeah um i'm sure it's more i'd have to think um uh keon poley got a podcast wildly inappropriate keon poley gary anderson keenan baker um i hate doing that because i'll start thinking yeah yeah yeah it's all good it's just off the top of your head i was just thinking it's more i'm about to start a podcast hey for real yeah when it was this dropping when we get in the pilot that's a great question well make sure you invite me in moose we want to pull out for sure i'm i'm trying to professional podcasters yeah man i'm right now i'm getting the logistics together where i want to shoot it at studio backdrop um set all of that kind of i still got access to my old studio on sunset so we don't really want to shoot them up like it's cursed man no i'm just like they got like 12 different sound i'll talk to you about that i remember the spot yeah yeah over on sunset you said it's cursed what's wrong with it no uh just uh everything that seems to come out of there is just everybody ends up beefing or something No, it was a studio that I had, and then I eventually had to pull ownership out of it just because it wasn't making no money.

2:06:40So it was just like, but I still got - His story sounds better, though. Yeah. He's going to charge you an arm and a leg, and he's going to do you dirty, bro. We got the best rates over there, the best technicians. Shout out to the technicians, for sure. Shout out to all the technicians. We got a technician back here, Edgar. Technician named Nathan Berganza. Appreciate him behind the boards. For sure. Dope Boy, you want to shout out some shit? Oh, man. We want to hear your story some more. He got a story about that other studio. Nah, that ain't no bad story. He got one. That's a story political.

2:07:09He just got all his co-hosts hella dirty, bro. I was doing research on my stream the other day. And he'd just be lying about it, too. That's the worst part. I've seen him go on some fans' podcast. He goes, oh, boy, did it have anything to do with drinking? He goes, had nothing to do with me drinking. I swear to God it didn't. He goes, put it on God now. It's blasphemy now. I might just pull you to the side and just I won't say nothing. Just so you can just stop thinking. Because until you do, I'm going to keep digging. I was looking at tweets and Reddit posts from seven years ago. I'm just letting you know that this shit got deep.

2:07:45And there's a lot of info out there. But no, tune in to my YouTube. I am Doughboy TV. I am D-O-B-O-Y TV. I will be streaming tonight. Probably start around like 9, 10. Moose is going to be coming through. yeah and we're gonna uh tuesday tuesday i'm gonna set up the stream labs everything get them right and everything yeah just tune in because i'm about to start streaming more and putting out more content on my page so just check me out i appreciate you just make sure you stream off your phone today yeah do the phone today please no more 120p i got you got anything you want to shout out uh just uh moose man 916 uh on youtube that's all pretty much uh let me just get a couple of these uh donos and we get up out of here passion 0 0 499 moose boot up the 480p laptop later hey i'm in 1080p now it's a little laggy but hey the chat wants to know why lance put halloween on for that for the pod uh and that little mood ring weak as fuck first off it's an aura ring so i can check my sleep okay apparently i'm from hoover so yeah we have a friend named t-rum we need to introduce you to i know i know t-rum yeah yeah you've been hanging out with him too much i wore orange on they on the back on figs yeah they loved it yeah i had orange on i had some like black and orange pants on yeah i didn't know that i walked in i was like oh it's a lot of orange in here uh we got shits loud 9.99 i'm late did y 'all talk about clover yet i think they talked about that on the news so we didn't double up you know i'm saying uh i added it but then i took it out because i've seen that was on the news talking about it 9.99 we need doughboys shirtless on the cover of men's health we want to see them jugs out i might just do a fake photo shoot and just put it on my face put you against the mirror i'll shoot it that's that's crazy uh come town 999 he said elliot page that's gay but michael b jordan yeah that's what dope boy said yeah i'm not talking to come town shout out to come town it was great podcast as well back in the day uh twos for me two dollars is sprite paying you take that ish off the table yeah i had so i thought he's gonna to chug it shotgun it or something so i'm trying to cut back on sodas all right no you not but uh when are we going to do our first uh food video bro talking about cutting back we let's put a date on it we got to either do a moose versus doughboy event or some type of food video but pick a day so we can shoot it bro and i'll edit it and i'll do it all shebang what you got going friday i'm free i'm free on fridays usually yeah it is and we can go to we just want to pick out a spot that we're going to go to and eat?

2:10:19Or we could do like the burger video idea. I got a few ideas. I'll pitch to you. We'll see which one we're fooling with. For sure. Shout out to Steven. Shout out to Nathan. Shout out to NoJumper. This has been the Monday show. You already know what it is, man. We'll see y 'all tomorrow. I won't be there. Doughboy probably won't be there, but the Tuesday show, 4 p.m. They're going to have a banger tomorrow, so tune in tomorrow. And then all that good stuff, man. And the Cypher is coming soon. Oh, yeah. The Cypher. Yep. The Cypher is... We're shooting the video. We're shooting the video tomorrow.

2:10:48Hopefully it'll be done, what, by Thursday, Friday? Best case scenario? Best case scenario. Tell them I'll put, give them 20 extra dollars to the video, man, to get it out faster.