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0:59Olivia Attwood:some nose reads my sad diary but i'm pouring my heart out into this little book and puts it on tiktok i'm gone and then i was like it's a monday like it's it's sunny for day i was on i think sunny had like gone to the toilet gone to a dressing room for some reason he wasn't there for a minute and i just started pretending to dj so i was going like that what even is that oh my god i'm so embarrassing i was like i'm never gonna have a boyfriend again i can imagine my ex just being like, yep, that is someone else's problem now. Let's talk about you guys. The house hotline was open again and you guys rang it clean off the hook.

1:36Olivia Attwood:Just in the way that I don't send the first good morning text, I'm not hard launching anyone first. I opened the door and I felt bad and there's a huge brook of roses. I went, look what I've got. And the first thing I asked her was, what makes you think that's a you? People are excited about the prospect of what it could be. for both of us for different reasons. And it's lovely and it's like I'm excited to share the next chapter of my life with everyone.

2:08Olivia Attwood:Hi dolls, I'm back. I'm physically back, but I don't know if I'm mentally back. I've been back for two days. I landed like 10 o 'clock the night before last. I woke up the next day at five, went straight back to my PT and then did like a 10-hour shoot for Maybelline. And now I'm here. So I raw-dogged back to reality. And also, I'm going to make you guys sick because I was talking to my friends that I was away with and I've already unpacked all four suitcases. There were four suitcases because I went to Ibiza for a month. And listen to this. This is what you call lucky girl. Well, this is what you call fucking idiot syndrome slash lucky girl syndrome.

2:50Olivia Attwood:Four giant suitcases. obviously I was away for the month one small carry-on when I'm in the bagger tool and I'm loading all my bags onto a trolley the small carry-on which is my carry-on because I put my handbags my Luton handbag my Fendi handbag Hermes handbag inside a little carry-on that's the one that I left in the fucking bagger tool I left the small carry-on in the fucking bagger tool with four small handbags and a laptop guys the most irritating part I literally I was lying in bed I was actually vomiting my mouth the worst about my handwritten diary that I've been writing since I break up I don't actually fucking care if they're always thinking is if some nose reads my sad diary where I'm pouring my heart out in this little book and puts it on TikTok I'm gone I'm literally because I was gonna post because when I've in the past lost things had a car stolen had a situation the good thing about having a big following is if you put something on your following people are really fucking helpful and I could be like left this small green remover case if anyone sees it but I thought I can't even do it because if someone then finds the bag and then they'll be like this is her diary has this sad little book about someone's like what's actually reality a really fun life but obviously I only write down the sad parts anyway that was the worst part about it i actually was like waking up in a cold sweat somehow the people at terminal five he fro are good people because i got the case back can you believe in every single thing was inside all the handbags the ipad the diary the saddle diary whatever else is in there so yeah so back to the bank then i got home and obviously because i don't know how i don't know peace i unpacked all the suitcases in one night did like 17 loads of laundries honestly i've got something clinically wrong with me I couldn't sleep with those suitcases filled and they were filled because if you follow me on social media I am an absolute slut for a beach shop and the problem is they know these stupid bitches with their Amexes me goes to the beach club get really drunk and I know it's the first world problem and then spend like 300 pound on the ugliest fucking bikini I've ever seen because you're drunk.

5:13Olivia Attwood:So obviously, all I did on my days off and on my holiday was get drunk in beach clubs and buy shit I don't need. Anyway, I have obviously made it look like I was on pure holiday. We're going to break down the trip later in this chat. But let's just do a little recap of things that have been going on while I've been gone. So World Cup. At this point of record, we're what we're going through to the semi finals i've not watched a single game of england so far there's two reasons okay genuinely football is no longer part of my life in different ways i served myself to the football community since like the age of like 17 when i snogged my first footballer so I am taking an active stance against football I had to listen to that jarring fucking noise like all due respect very great man fucking what's his name that does the commentary fucking the Manchester from Manchester Gary Neville the voice goes absolutely through me and then that just I find it overstimulating and then when I was in Ibiza the couple of nights that there was England games on obviously it's all like lads lads lads I was still on location filming so even at those nights I thought do you know what I could go down and get involved because even though I'm actively removing myself from football and the community I do like an excuse to get raucous and an excuse to drink speaking of I think I'm still literally got vodka in my veins and um so yeah I didn't see any um other things that have happened on the internet um Lee Andrews is coming with Williams and my sweet angel Joanne McNally what the hell Lee Andrews needs to just absolutely get in the bin like Katie's a friend of mine like no one can make me hate Kate but this guy I told it to her face when I seen her the other month that these bad vibes what else has gone on we've got Taylor Swift getting married in Madison Square Garden people have been like really obviously harsh about it.

7:18Olivia Attwood:Like, if it's true, I don't know if I'm a conspiracy, I feel like it's a big decoy. I just, something about it just doesn't, I don't know, something about it just doesn't feel real. I'm just not buying it. I don't know. But then she is like the biggest pop star of our generation potentially. So if she wants to get married in Madison Square Garden, then so she fucking should Keir Starmer's gone like I think it will have as much impact as in being there we've had so many prime ministers like we're actually so slutty for a prime minister in this country like we are whores for a prime minister we're changing prime ministers more than our underwear and I just, I'm subscribing I think the prime minister job is too much for even me mayor I could do I could so see myself being a mayor pitbull broke a world record for the amount of people in bold caps bold caps bold caps this phenomenon started when he started touring again a couple of years ago and people were turning up dressed as him and it's just spread and I think it's a wonderful thing I think it's a great thing it's bringing people together everyone looks like circumcised dicks i love it i love any excuse for people to behave like fucking idiots i am absolutely here for it's just bizarre to see but i think in such a like weird miserable time of the world we need more of that kind of behavior i mean where great time to set up a drop shipping uh ball cap company jesus christ bush baby we're sleeping on that one so so my brother set me up a drop shipping company i mean god imagine amazon jeff and lauren basins buying another fucking yacht of all the amount of those ball caps i've been selling so yeah lots has happened i'm going to do a leave it at the door something culturally relevant is um the kylie meta glasses just the meta glasses in general like what in the black I just I hate I hate it I hate it because I feel like the half the reason we've lost the essence of feral behavior is because there's just way too much documentation of everything so like people have lost the art of like just doing something and it just it happens and whoever saw it saw it whatever which brings me into my favorite one of my favorite things what I be ether in a minute it's just the fact that you could wear glasses and someone could be videoing you or taking a picture I just think it's so fucking creepy like how I just I only think it's so sad like no offense to anyone that's purchased them I just it makes me feel icky I hate that as much as I hate AI AI generated content I'm not a boomer there is a place for AI we all use it is going to change the world in a positive way, I believe.

10:19Olivia Attwood:But I don't want to see AI content on my fucking feed. One minute I'm looking at photos of like Zendaya and Tom Holland. I'm like, oh my God, they're amazing. And then I'm like, that's not even real. It's not even real. Like it's really just boring to scroll your feed and see things and think they're real. And it's getting so much more convincing. It's just, I personally think it's scary. Me personally. Okay, right, grab a drink. why don't you grab a canned cocktail savannah drink which i launched as well while i was away guys i've been flat out and let's talk about ibiza amazing producer lucy's gonna basically grill me because i've lost my frontal lobe so we're gonna run it like an old school reality show you wanted me to bring back reality show this is it what do you want to know lucy before we move on to island life while we're talking about things that you have missed we've actually got one more olivia's house has now hit a quarter of a million followers on instagram yeah well done social team everyone involved me of course for creating the content big big things and that's all because of you delivery's house members thank you for listening to me ramble amazing iron life get cozy guys i'm going to tell you what i can remember okay so let's start with what work took you to ibiza Okay, so I've been in Ibiza filming Bad Boyfriend Series 3.

11:44Olivia Attwood:I can't actually believe on a series of three, a tri-series of Bad Boyfriends, because on Series 1, it just felt like it was such a, it felt like such a kind of retro concept of doing like a spoof show, leading people onto a show, tricking them. it's such a big thing to pull off and like you know reality tv shows are in so much competition there's so much content so many shows get made and not recommissioned so to be in a third series is really exciting also series three love island 2017 was my series you know let's call it what it was the breakout year so i really i and you know a lot of the people from my bad boyfriends series one and two have gone on to like you know do good things and and i have careers at the back of it i really hope that this series is like our blow up year because I think it really deserves it and we I don't want to spoil too much but there's the usual if you've watched it format point you know that exists but there's another big this twist this year is like I mean I feel like I'm quite ambitious when it comes to formats and what we can do but when we're sat in development I was thinking like this is not going to work and also if it does work how does it work how does it land like it's great they're my and i shouldn't play i shouldn't do this but they're some of my favorite cast members out of all three series they're great and can you tell us when it will be on air we're gonna be on uh we haven't got i haven't i can't tell the exact tx but it'll be uh autumn like like after summer amazing and speaking of itv shows can you tell us a bit about some other exciting news you've got so while i was there for a bad boyfriend series three i found out my commissioner came to set and she was said price perfection and getting filthy rich are both in green lip series four and five that's like a full house like a what's it called hat trick of recommissions it's kind of insane if you're in the industry or you even just keep track of stuff like nothing's getting recommissioned so I'm kind of blown away by that but that's actually because of you guys for watching and hopefully we're making stuff you like we obviously are but it's kind of mind-blowing but when I've got a series of pipes of perfection that's literally just about to have like the bow pot on top we're just finishing edit and vo that will be like launching very soon so it when I start these new series I that's all diary dependent amazing and you've just mentioned that you've come off of a maybelline shoe what other exciting projects have you got in your pipeline continuing with maybelline that i'm an ambassador for them um i've just launched my own tatty lashes collection i'm actually wearing a pair now um i'm a lash girl for life i wore tatty strip lashes in love island villa 2017 this is before the days where they used to give you cosmetics so i remember i think i took in like something like five pairs.

14:48Olivia Attwood:They lasted me eight, 10 weeks. One pair I wore like 20 times because they didn't use to give us top ups of anything. So I'd sit there with my tweezers and pick the glue off and put them on for like our big nights in the garden every single night. So yeah, tatty lashes is like a very full circle moment for me. This just sounds like a fucking brag fest now. I'm getting actually second and embarrassed. I just sound plain fucking greedy. Maybe I am. And we launched Savano, which is my canned cocktail brand, which has been in the making four a year. One of my favorite USPs of the brand is very proud of.

15:20Olivia Attwood:It's one of the strongest alcoholic canned cocktails on the market. There's nothing worse than going into one of your high street retailers and buying a canned cocktail to get on the train, get on the plane. It's like 2 % and like all sugar. So we've got simple, you know, there's four ingredients on the back, lots of booze, and they look sick to line up in your fridge. When we knew that we were greenlit once like all the investors were on board we knew what the the brand was going to be we knew what it was going to look like we knew what our like our brand ethos was then I started dropping hints like so I was wearing the I love savannah t-shirt I had the savannah tattoo just without telling anyone what it was because the thing is I mean I was going to say people are launching stuff all the time I'm fucking launching things I launched something every other week so I was like I need to subtly get that this name into people's minds because this is going to be like a very big part of our world without telling people what it is so that if you now know because I was just getting people in my in my dms in capital s going who the fuck is savano and like you know when it's my birthday my team sent me a cake being like love savano for a long time people thought that savano was a like the name or a code name for a boyfriend but it kind of is this is that this is the most important relationship of my life not not booze per se or the brand we'll come back to that later and back to Ibiza so obviously if you've been there for a month but it wasn't all fun and games how different does Ibiza feel when you're having to work so liking Ibiza is not a personality trait showing people go like this island has my heart shut the fuck up like everyone likes Ibiza so liking Ibiza does not make you like yeah oh my god I feel so at peace there yeah it's called alcohol you know like whatever but there is something about Ibiza and I think because it is a party island a lot of us associate i've been through partying when you get out the airport there is this smell and all i want to do is like run to high put a bikini on and just just behave completely feral but when you're filming a show like bad boyfriends we had a big location in quite a rural part of the island huge compound like 10 acres gated we have all the lorries i've got my trailer like the first night in the hotel i could hear music i was like this is gonna be a fucking nightmare like how am I going to even do this once you go inside the gates of set you could I could be anywhere in the world like are you kind of you you're in this bubble but I got over a course of like say 20 30 filming days I had like two nights where I was off so we me and my team we were like okay we're going to go out on those nights the next day we're off so like we can afford to go for it.

18:06Olivia Attwood:So to be fair, after a month of being there, I've had a couple of big nights out. One of my biggest and best nights at the island was a night where we wrapped a little bit early. So we actually wrapped on location at like nine o 'clock, which for that show in that kind of format is very early. Because unlike a Love Island, I'm on camera every single day and I'm with the cast every single day on location. So it's not like I can just disappear for two or three days I have to be good to go but anyway we finished one day at nine the Nobu hotel was like around the corner and so we're like okay let's I'll take the team for dinner I wanted to buy the team dinner so I was like let's go for a dinner I'm wearing baggy jeans and I'm like I put a t-shirt on the t-shirt is so disgusting but I'd actually it's the t-shirt that I'd slept in and then I got out of bed that morning and I just went straight to set because I think I overslept that morning and had a shower before I went to bed don't worry it's like a gray t-shirt and then when we wrapped I had obviously real fancy clothing, but it all just felt too fancy for like just a dinner.

19:06Olivia Attwood:So I was like, I'm just going to wear the grey t-shirt, the baggy jeans, and like a thong sandal, the little heel. We go to dinner. Obviously, I'm like, fuck it. I've got a film tomorrow, but I have a few drinks, a few drinks, not about like six Moscow meals. Then I'm like, obviously, I chased the night. I'm guilty. Can't help it. So I'm like, it's the team. Let's go to the old town. We'll just go to a bar. But weirdly, normally old town in IB, there's always something's always kind of popping off but I don't know what what was going on it was dead wasn't it so everybody I went to is dead and then I'm like chasing something so then we're all like throwing ideas around and we go to the little gay the gay bars they're dead as well even the gays are never asleep so like what's going on and then I was like it's a Monday like it's it's sunny for day resort and I was like we're all looking at each other I was like no we can't can we I was like we'll have a look we'll have a look do you know what I mean have a look so I was like right someone hit up like Sonny's tour manager like let's see if he can get in there there's a message like yeah come down he'd love to have you so anyway literally within 10 minutes we're all like DJ booth at Pasha I'm in the gray t-shirt I've forgotten I'm in the gray t-shirt like everyone's just up to nines like it's his huge residency no Sonny from obviously being out in Ibiza before like say hi hi whatever I'm getting more and more lit like the girls in the crowd like gassing me up I'm like in my like delusion am I drunk I'm thinking I'm fucking headlining I'm like I'm having like a complete main character episode even though it's like what am I even doing I'm just standing in a gray t-shirt and then this thing that went viral on TikTok was that I think Sonny had like gone to the toilet gone to his dressing room for some reason he wasn't there for a minute and I just I was already in the booth like a proper fucking booth bitch at the grand age of 34 and i just started pretending to dj so i was going like that what even is that they even they don't even do that anymore like there's not even around whatever and then everyone was like screaming so i was doing it more and obviously it just ends up all over tiktok my manager's there i've actually done dobbing you and she was there she tapped me on the shoulder six times she's like we have to leave you have to you have to leave i was like chloe i'm i'm literally headlining please back the fuck off anyway the next morning my content creator grace made this tiktok of me where obviously i went in all the execs were like is she having a laugh i'm like plunging my head in the ice bucket like i'm bobbing for apples i'd be able to get someone to set to give me a drip because we're like we can i cannot not film there's no option for me not to film the way the format is so i had to pull it together i literally i'm but it's so unprofessional and please if you're a future like tv you know producer or commissioner i'm very professional i take my work very seriously but obviously if you get the option to headline it past you're going to take it so yeah i got i got the job done and next day i had slept one hour we filmed till 1am and when we wrapped i was like oh my god i'm actually superhuman i was like i am super fucking human but it yet hurt i kept opening tiktok the next day and the amount of times i just launched my phone across the trailer i was like oh my god i'm so embarrassing i was like i'm never gonna have boyfriend again i was like i'm never gonna I can imagine my ex as being like, yep, that is someone else's fucking problem now.

22:19Olivia Attwood:I was actually so, I gave myself the ex so bad. But it was the best night. It was so much fun. Amazing. And it wasn't just you and your team. She had a few surprise visitors when you were out there. So my first surprise visitor was famous in the house now, Mark. Mark White, one of my best friends 13 years, who featured on the podcast. Everyone loves him. How many comments for him to be a returning member? A hundred and fifty. A hundred and fifty comments are marked to be a regular feature of Olivia's health. So I've told him, he said he's going to look at his, you know, when he's serving chicken and beef, when he can fit it in, when he's not in the sky.

22:58Olivia Attwood:He wants representation. He wants, you know, a contract. So we're looking at what we can do. I think he should be a regular feature, especially we'll have to do a whole episode to get his account of Ibiza because his account will be quite different to mine because if I remember a lot more things that I've done so he's he showed up the first midway through to give me a little surprise and then basically on wrap we stayed on to have a like a holiday which turned into a bit of our like sort of like a tradition so Grace and my team Sarah does my hair um Mark my Mark um Grace's boyfriend there was a group of us we all stayed on to do a holiday and then my sister surprised me because my sister I don't think she'll mind me saying three weeks ago she underwent another her fourth round of endometriosis surgery so she's had a fucking rough ride and she was always a bridge you're gonna come out to me for a bit was messaging her back and forth and she was like I just and obviously her recovery is more important but she's like I just don't think I'm there but I also knew she was really struggling because mentally as well that is just so fucking hard and I want to have her into the house to talk about endo and all that stuff again because I know that so many of the women listening will have related to some kind of endo type of issue but anyway she told me she couldn't do it she told me she was under pressure at work from being off but anyway yeah the team managed to surprise me and we're at dinner and she came up and she put her face so close to mind this video that got like seven million views she put her face so close to mine that i scream because i'm if anyone knows you my nerves are constantly shattered like we was in the airport the other day and someone's metal suitcase slammed down and i thought it was a gunshot i literally went oh i was like i thought i thought i was gonna be like tupac before my days were fucking numbered like i constantly am on edge so if someone if anyone's ever approached me for a picture in the wild and i've screamed like i'm just if you tap in my shoulder in Sainsbury's um and to be like oh hi I will scream so she puts her face there I scream I genuinely had no idea and also my sister's just not like really like that uh I don't know I think normally to surprise me it was just very sweet and earlier in the day my friends were in the swimming pool and they were talking and I walked over and like you just know you know when you just know someone was talking about you and I was like what were you talking about and they're like nothing and I was like what were you and I actually got like I half got a cob on because I was like what the fuck are they talking about like what like just do you know I mean but they were talking about that and the other funny thing was I had this bedroom like say this is my bedroom in the corridor then this was Mark's bedroom then my sister had booked this bedroom and so when I was getting ready to go to Zuma for dinner I was on like just a bit of a rampage, like being a bit like of a headless chicken.

25:57Olivia Attwood:I was out of my room into Mark's and like everyone kept going like, Liv, just go back in your room and get ready. Like, we've got to go and like, in their head they were probably thinking this fucking bitch is going to run into her sister and play this whole thing because they could not keep me in the room. Mark kept going, come back into your room, let's get you back indoors now. And I was like, let's go in your room. And she was like, oh my God, just there in her fucking room, like, shopping down the corridor. My sister's probably like desperate to go down to the bar and get herself a drink and they're texting and going, do not fucking move.

26:23Olivia Attwood:But yeah. How nice was it to have her there? Oh my God. My sister, the difference is, me and my sister are equally amounts of fun in the night out. But hers is just that you get a shorter subscription. So she's like two nights, absolute fucking animal. Then she's like, adios, I'm done. She knows when to stop. Whereas I'm like on night 17. So we are the same. We're feral. We just dance. we went to Defected at Chinois and we just we danced probably for like 10 hours straight and it was just so much fun and then we went on a boat the next day to Besso and she slept for the whole day I think she just did a round trip to Formentera asleep Formentera?

27:07Olivia Attwood:Formentera asleep Was that for Mark's 40th birthday? Yes the actual trip this time was like to celebrate Mark's having 40 Did he get the pink hummer that you've been asking for? He didn't, but he got a gorgeous yacht. He got a gorgeous room at the Ocu Hotel. He had dinner every night, wagamami beef and pale rosé, as he calls it. So he was very spoiled, but no pink hummer, no. He got a room decorated in dildos. We decorated his hotel room before he arrived and we put like banners up and we put like little gifts out and champagne. And then I had like this bag of like, I don't know what you call it, like a dildo that sticks to the wall.

27:46Olivia Attwood:So it was like they were on the mirror, they were on the window, the room was just covered in dicks the housekeeper must have been like what the fuck freak show is this is that a tease of some olivia house merchandise should we do some olivia house merch dildos um speaking of visitors then we have to talk about a little story you posted whilst you were away yeah you got some roses sent to you i do i got a hundred red roses sent to my door this was actually when i was filming the show i was really tired and it was like 8 a.m and it It was one morning we had a slightly later start. And they were banging the door.

28:20Olivia Attwood:And you know, it's housekeeping. I was going, not today. Or like, come back later. Kept banging. Mark was in bed. I was like, Mark, get up. And he was like, you get up. And I was like, and I opened the door. And then I felt bad. And it was like a huge bouquet of roses. And literally, I turned and I went, look what I've got. And the first thing Mark said was, what makes you think they're for you? And so it was my fucking room. but anyway yeah I um I have a I have a person um my person sent me 100 red roses and then did that person come on the trip with you yes they did they did join me in Ibiza like this is that the most un-coy, coyness.

29:07Olivia Attwood:I'm just, it's like the worst kept secret, but also I'm keeping it very close to my chest at the moment while I know what it is, you know? Also as well, like just in the way that I don't send the first good morning text, I'm not fucking hard launching anyone first. So I'll just be sitting here I've got you know I've got roses coming I've got people grabbing my ass on beaches but I don't know make what you want of it how do you feel about public speculation like dating in the public eye again I I don't like people talk about you know oh my god the pressure and stuff and I think for me maybe this is like very Kim Kardashian passionate myself and I'm definitely not on this level of like even a scratch but sometimes I do think okay yeah I am doing that I am meant to be in this job because I don't think I remember what it was like before I think that you know when I was going through my breakup and people like tearing chunks into you when you're feeling a bit vulnerable like it it can add like insults injury like you're you're quite raw but you know I understand the interest because I share a lot of my life and like I always this you know Olivia's house would be the will be the place I talk about things when I feel like I know how to put them into words what I don't want to do is like you bolt the gate and spill my guts about a load of stuff and then look back in two or three weeks and they'll be like oh my god you're like an absolute dick like you know I just I'm trying to be a little bit more considerate what comes out of this because as you can tell from this like even having this solo episode like I've not even I've not taken one full breath since I sat down like just go that actually feels good so I've not I don't I just trying to think what comes out of my mouth because I was out it's quite hard to take back so it's like I don't mind the speculation and the speculation has been really positive and really lovely you know like people are excited about the prospect of what it could be for both of us for different reasons and it's lovely and it's like I'm excited to share the next chapter of my life everyone I just think I need to know yeah I need to know what I'm where I'm at you know protecting yourself as well trying trying to protect myself a little bit and also a little bit the people around me and like have some consideration you know for everyone like involved and you know it's been seven months but I'm still processing a lot of stuff you know but you're in a better place I'm in a better place I was I was in a better place two days ago and I was in fucking Ibiza but like I'm I'm I'm in a I'm in a much better place but I think with any huge change like there are there's always waves and anyone that's like gone through any huge change like something like a memory or a smell something can just sometimes just take you back to that place so I'm trying to as an adult just enjoy what this is and let it happen and not do what I would have done five years ago which would have been like I would have already had a tattoo they would have already moved in they'd already be on the Instagram I'm just trying to like yeah but at the same time not shutting out or shutting down something because like we're not here for a long time and the way I'm living I ain't gonna be here for a very long at all so I don't think I've got time to like do you know what I mean?

32:59Olivia Attwood:Watch this space Watch this space like once I start once I you know I'm talking about it I won't be able to stop so just enjoy the peace and quiet We'll see if he stays relevant Yeah! Nice! Nice Right, moving on, we've had some dolls write in with dilemmas for you. Is the phone ringing? Phone is ringing. Insert phone sound. Hello? Is this fucking telesales again? Get a fucking real job, you useless...

33:34Olivia Attwood:Okay, dolls, enough about me. Officially bored of my own voice. Let's talk about you guys. the house hotline was open again and you guys rang it clean off the fucking hook so let's see what's going on in your lives because my god there was a lot let's start here my best friend is totally in love with her boss refused to see it but keeps sleeping with him then crying he isn't in love with her please tell her to stop this sounds at the start of the film, The Holiday, the Kate Winslet character. Look, sleeping with people, fine, love that, support it. When there's feelings involved and it's one-sided, it's like the only person you're hurting is yourself.

34:21Olivia Attwood:And you cannot shag someone into loving you. I've said that before. And I'll get that put in a t-shirt for you guys in case it's not sinking in and I think that the longer you kid yourself that it's not affecting you emotionally the more damage that you're doing to your self-esteem so if you are the friend or you are the friend of the friend listening to this I would say you have to stop you have to put your energy into someone else because he probably knows that you like him and he's probably taking advantage of that and you really don't have much to gain here you just need to he's raw dog no cold turkey raw dog would be what you're already doing my boyfriend's girl best mate hates me god but he doesn't hate her am i right to be angry well of course he doesn't hate her because it's his mate why does she hate you like i'm trying to give context here someone that you know it famously has not had good experiences with platonic friendships between straight males and females my last uh straight male friend sent me 100 red roses to ibiza so it sounds like his best friend the girl either is secretly harboring feelings for him or you are an asshole but i don't know you so it's really hard for me to to say which it is but what i would say is if her hatred of you is like is being voiced or like he she's displaying that you in any way or making you feel uncomfortable he is your boyfriend so he should be advocating for you and he should be setting a boundary and he should be telling her you know where she stands in the equation so she's not the problem for me she doesn't exist in my world my problem would be like where your boyfriend draws the line if she talks poorly about you to him i would question why she feels that she can no one ever slags off my boyfriends all of them um or my friends to me because i think the tourist energy i give off they just wouldn't like they just wouldn't know i wouldn't be a forum that's accepted so that's what i'd be looking at more he needs to deal with her um in a relationship my wrong time person messaged me after nine years head is fried help well again controversial i don't actually really believe in wrong time people because I feel like if they are the right person there's never a wrong time I think wrong right person wrong time is something that's romanticized and I actually just think when you break it down it doesn't it doesn't make sense like it doesn't it doesn't hold any water because if that's your person then they your person what I would more be worried about the fact is that like how do you feel like the person you're with now that a message from this ex person can kind of evoke these feelings that's what i would more be concentrating on rather than the wrong time person i'd be thinking about the person you're with like are they fulfilling you in all the areas you need or if you're a neurodivergent hun like myself are you just chasing a bit of dopamine but touching the flame someone that's touched the flame a lot you always get burnt so don't do that um okay another one i had to buy a second wedding dress Jesus I don't like because my sister-in-law said my original dress looked like hers I mean Jesus Christ I feel like I'm for obvious reasons I feel like I'm just so sorry Lucy anti-weddings the at the minute just because I feel like as someone that's guilty of this a little bit myself I just think that everyone just gets so consumed in this thing this day and I did it I did it I remember like I lost my mind like everyone that had a fucking lace wedding dress after me I believed copied me like it does something insane to your mind and sometimes you are getting copied or maybe your dress is very similar but I think everyone loses their marbles around weddings and they become like so much bigger than they are but having a dress you don't like is insane that for a start like that that's insane and I don't know how much you know power your sister-in-law holds in the family but I that wouldn't have been me doing that but I think you need to I don't know what to say because how much money do you have are you got two addresses sitting indoors or did you do an exchange or what but one make sure you get married in a dress you like because those photos will hopefully be forever and maybe someone needs to have a word with your sister-in-law as someone that got married and actually do you know what fuck this i'm gonna do this i'm actually her do you see gira lipa copied my wedding pictures with the veil over kissing under the veil i'm sorry me and brad did that first and i actually am taking credit for that because it was a pure accident at every fucking wedding and my friends said to me going oh my god gira lipa's ripped naffed off your wedding photos and i was like i actually thought it was me for a minute yeah so actually do you know what you shouldn't a copy to sister-in-law's wedding dress get your own fucking ideas i've said a free for six i'm with a sister-in-law okay i have a crush on someone at work i think it's two ways how do i find out jesus christ um okay so guessing this person is not your superior or your subordinate i would say if you fancy someone there's two ways to do this little things like just so you have at your normal and don't do it in the office obviously like if you go out for a drink or your party little things that break like what I'd call normal office interaction so where it's like a touch of the arm or like eye contact or like starting up a question that's like a little bit more personal and just test the water like that slowly and you'll either be met with like body language just like shuts you down they're like no like what you're doing or they don't you know touch your arm back or whatever or they can't hold eye contact with you which might mean they fancy you or they do hold eye contact with you which means they fancy you and they're like confident about it and just look for little cues like that and then if you feel like you're getting signals where you're like okay might be something there then I would ask you know I just create a situation where you do something one-on-one and then either make the move or see if they make the move it's pretty pretty simple stuff to be honest um or just get wasted and tell them you fancy them and then see what they say right dolls we're nearly the end this episode and I guess I'm going to ask myself the question I was asked my guests who do I want on my guest list it's actually really difficult in world cup in honor of the world cup because I'd like you know I say I'm retiring from football but like I would like to fall back in love with the game I think that I think Jude Bellingham could help with you that I think Jude when you're finished winning the world cup for us if you'd like to come to Olivia's house and we can go over the offside rule that stuff that would be amazing so he's on my list I'd like to add Jude Bellingham to my list and my ban I'm gonna ban anyone that makes fucking AI content.

41:54Olivia Attwood:Anyone that makes AI content of celebrities doing stuff they haven't done, like celebrity wedding photos, celebrity scandals, as someone that gets a lot of dopamine from celebrity content, fuck you, because I get excited. I thought I saw pictures of Tom Holland as the day I'm getting married, and they weren't real. And you're wasting my fucking time. Go outside and touch grass and do something useful. Thanks, dolls. Like, subscribe, share, and I'll See you next week.