Olivia’s Birthday Special: Reacting to Fans' WILD Confessions & Her ICONIC Looks!

7 May 2026 · 42 min · 11 chapters

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In short

Olivia’s birthday special episode of Olivia’s House. She shares her birthday plans at Broadwick Hotel (Soho) with 30 friends, talks Taurus “birthday season,” her new hybrid Range Rover, parking-ticket frustrations, and then runs “the house hotline” answering listeners’ relationship/behavior questions. She also does a “show and tell” segment reacting to her old photo album and recounts past fashion/celebrity eras (Vegas, beauty pageants, Love Island press, red carpets, awards looks).

Guests

No named guests appear on-mic; it’s Olivia solo with her team/production.

Key claims

Wine makes her “go dark,” she prefers vodka soda/tequila; secret partners for two years are a red flag; you can’t force someone to love you; “wrong time people” doesn’t apply—either it works or it doesn’t.

Notable examples

Throwing a bike at a boyfriend’s car; dating a 22-year-old at age 30; sleeping with a boss then crying he won’t commit; a nine-year “unfinished business” message.

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Chapters

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The Taurus Birthday Experience

2:58 to 6:12

Olivia discusses her birthday plans and the traits of Taurus individuals.

“I'm going to launch into a feature of Olivia's house that I've been wanting to get off the ground for a minute.”

Driving and Parking Struggles

6:14 to 10:05

Olivia shares her humorous experiences with her new car and parking tickets.

“I want to, this is specific to today, I drove to the podcast studio today.”

Photo Album Surprise

13:41 to 14:04

Olivia humorously reacts to discovering a photo album in the studio.

Childhood Memories and Ballerina Dreams

14:04 to 18:06

Olivia shares nostalgic memories from her childhood, including ballet and cross-country running.

“it is oh my god i just saw something horrific it's a photo album of me this is a very this like feels very retro of how you had photo albums when you was a child like no stop i was like because It feels like the ones...”

Vegas Adventures and 21st Birthday

18:06 to 21:37

Olivia discusses her memorable trip to Vegas for her 21st birthday and the excitement of young adulthood.

“girl era was definitely a very fun time in my life.”

From Pageants to Love Island

21:37 to 24:28

She reflects on her experiences in beauty pageants and her transition to fame through Love Island.

“Everything's just like so matchy-matchy.”

Fashion Hits and Misses

24:28 to 27:32

Olivia critiques her past fashion choices, sharing lessons learned from various events.

Recent Collaborations and Reflections

27:32 to 28:00

She discusses her recent projects, including a collaboration with River Island and the journey of self-discovery.

Post-Breakup Reflections and Style Evolution

28:00 to 31:00

Olivia discusses her feelings about red carpets and her fashion evolution, emphasizing personal growth in her thirties.

House Hotline: Listener Confessions

33:15 to 42:00

Olivia opens a hotline for listener confessions, providing her candid advice on various relationship dilemmas.

“You guys have been blowing up my fucking phone with all your problems.”
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Seeking Audience Feedback

42:00 to 42:18

Olivia expresses her desire for constructive feedback from her audience to improve her solo episodes.

“I want to know what you want more of, what you want less of, how I can tailor these solo apps to be the best they can possibly be for you.”
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1:27Olivia Attwood:It's my birthday. I'm having my birthday at Broadwick Hotel. 30 of my closest friends. The house hotline is now open. You guys have been blowing up my phone with all your problems. So let's do this. Ring, ring. I need more detail. What do you mean you threw a bike? I cannot sit here and condone damage of personal property. They don't know you exist and neither does his wife. Don't mind the sleeping with the boss thing. Is that a Bible? Are you trying to save my soul? It's too fucking late. It's a photo album of me. Oh my God, okay, guys. F***ing God.

2:18Olivia Attwood:Hi, dolls. Welcome to Olivia's house. with the only person here today is Olivia, but also my team. Can you round of applause for Olivia? Actually, hold that energy because second round of applause. It's my birthday.

2:40Olivia Attwood:Look, they got me colour coordinated balloons, a massive cookie with like a cookie birthday cake and a Louis Vuitton pencil case. guys. Exceptional work from all of you. Thank you. So it's my birthday. I'm in the house solo. I feel like we need to catch up. We need to chat. I'm going to launch into a feature of Olivia's house that I've been wanting to get off the ground for a minute. We're going to call it the house hotline where basically I'm going to give you loads of advice that I'm unqualified to give. So we'll get to that in a bit. But first of all, let's talk about tourist season. I don't want to be too exaggeratory, exaggeratory, exaggerative when I say this.

3:25Olivia Attwood:But if you even have one brain cell, you know that Taurus is the best star sign. And Taurus season is, it's a lot for people around. If you have a Taurus in your life, I feel sorry for you because we obviously, we love our birthdays. We love nice things and we like specifics. So trying to keep a Taurus happy on their birthday is a fine art. Me and my mother are both tourists. So, my God, my poor father. Anyway, so it's birthday season. When this goes out, I would have had my birthday. So, obviously, we are going to have to like re-catch up. But I'll tell you now what the plan is. I'm having my birthday at Broadwick Hotel in Soho in a private room.

4:14Olivia Attwood:Canapes, drinks, 30 of my closest friends. I wasn't going to do anything for my birthday this year. I did a massive birthday last year. I did the whole private bar at Bacchanalia. There was La Boo Boo's coming out of my arsehole. There was champagne spraying. There was a La Boo Boo cake. There was like 80 people. It was such a good birthday, but it was a big one. and I felt like this year I have done so many events so many launches it's actually embarrassing how many things I've launched in 2026 already that's like if people get another invitation from me they're gonna be like honestly this bitch needs to just rest like it is like as if I've got a void well I probably have a massive void in my personality that's why I'm in this industry of course I'm trying to feel whole but they're gonna think she's really trying to overcompensate now so I wasn't going to do it and then someone close to me was like no no you have to you have to because like you are a birthday girl you're a Taurus if you don't do anything you'll be depressed so it's like okay let's do there was a gorgeous private dining room in there it's got like a pink marble table it's so beautiful it was like 20 people whatever I was like okay let's do that then we realized like for the reason of probably a Zen pic none of my friends eat so we're like why are we going to buy dinner for everyone for them to push it around the plate that half my friends smoke it's not cool I'm not bigging it up but they do so up and down from the table I honestly I've done enough dinner parties with my lot to realize to waste the money so then we went to the idea of like let's go downstairs with a private room canapes some of my friends can like smell a bread roll pretend they've eaten and then we have drinks and that's it but I mean it's on a much smaller scale than what I normally do.

6:02Olivia Attwood:But I'm sure there will be, I'm sure there'll be stories. I'm sure there'll be, there'll be things, there'll be, you know, there'll be noteworthy things. They're never like, they're never quiet affairs. But I always, they're always fun. I've got a very fun group around me. So that will be the birthday. I haven't bought myself a birthday present yet, because I've continuously shopped since literally like since the stroke of midnight on the 2026 the first of january all i've done this year is fucking spend like a compulsive demon so i was like okay i always buy myself a birthday present but i was like i actually don't deserve anything i deserve to put the amex in the bag and just not and not but the chances are between now and when this goes out I probably will buy something and I haven't obviously are all my friends and family are very kind and they always say what you want for a birthday and they always say to everyone nothing which is actually not a trap like and this is this is a very specific thing even though I like nice things I do get very uncomfortable when people give me the expensive gifts or like or give me gifts in general because I feel like I am more of a gift giver and I just get awkward I don't want people to buy things for me because I'm kind of like if ever there's anything I want I'll just buy it anyway but it's nice that people you know think of it but when I was younger I think the only reason I cared about my birthday was for presents like it was very much a numbers game and me and my sister were like always in competition of like who got better gifts for our birthday it's like a very unpleasant personality trait that we developed we were like the two ugly sisters from Cinderella, that we would be like competing about who had a better birthday, like who did mum and dad love more, who got more presents.

7:54And they didn't love either of us.

7:58Olivia Attwood:That's birthday. Let's leave something at the door. I want to, this is specific to today, I drove to the podcast studio today. I've got my new car, which is what I'm calling my grown-up car. The G-Wagon era is over. Not maybe forever, but for now. I feel sick even saying this. I drive a hybrid. Like, I am literally Greta Thunberg. Like, it's insane. It's a hybrid Range Rover Vogue, but I feel that Greta would love me for this. My accountant talked me into it. I need a big car because I've got the two big dogs. So we went for this hybrid Range Rover, and it's really lovely. And people say, you live in London, why do you need a car?

8:45Olivia Attwood:I need a car for the dogs. And sometimes I do just like to drive because sometimes I don't want to feel the way that Uber drivers make me feel because it brings out a terrible side to my personality, which doesn't take much. But yeah, let's drive. But I've realized that it's financially detrimental to me to take the car out of the garage because if I'm not in a bus lane, I'm turning left where you can't turn left. If I'm not turning left, I'm getting a parking ticket. Like every single time I take the car out of the apartment car park, I'm looking at like a couple of hundred quid's worth of fines.

9:25You could say that's you, that's your problem.

9:30Olivia Attwood:I say there's too many rules. Don't get me started on Sadiq Khan, but that 20 mile an hour who the fuck is getting anywhere at 20 miles an hour that is in like we've got shit to do he doesn't that's why everything's a mess but we have stuff to do like I need to be places at 20 miles an hour is not enough for me so yeah so the cars out the front I got a parking ticket this morning when I went to get something so I uh stuck the parking ticket back on outside here. Sometimes it works. Sometimes you get one parking attendant that's not so on the ball and they look and they think, oh, they already got her.

10:13Or sometimes they check and then they give you another one and that's embarrassing.

10:17Olivia Attwood:So that's my leave at the door. Parking tickets, road tax, speeding. It's just all, it's very restricting.

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13:40when i sat down to record this episode i had a jump scare i said to my team is that a bible on top of the fridge because what the hell is this like a seance are you trying to are you trying to save my soul it's too fucking late okay god's up to his fucking neck and he's like please not another one so i'm not going to try and i'm not going to try and go over to the lord's side he's got enough on his plate and all sorts so this bible which apparently is not a bible it is oh my god i just saw something horrific it's a photo album of me this is a very this

14:21Olivia Attwood:like feels very retro of how you had photo albums when you was a child like no stop i was like because It feels like the ones... Oh, Rosie just shedded her family memories for our segment. Her mum's like, where the fuck? Oh my God, okay, guys. Right, I'm scared. So we're going to do a little show and tell. Oh, Jesus Christ. Let's start on the left. Ballet. I look really sad. I... Do you know what? I've never liked group activities, but I did love ballet. That fucking blue tutu eats. I would actually wear that now. I look so innocent. It's hard to believe that I was ever that pure. Look at my little like pointed fingers.

15:11I was, I was actually an exceptional ballerina. From ballerina to malnourished. Jesus, I am skin and bone. I must be like 12 or 13 there. So that was when I was in

15:26Olivia Attwood:my cross-country era I was like a fucking greyhound honestly I could run like you wouldn't believe I like people don't believe this obviously like well I'm a gym girl but when I say this to people I go oh shut up from that age until the age of like 16 I ran for Surrey County like at national level and I was fucking unbelievably fast um yeah like I'm fucking feeling it there though Jesus Christ okay this is where things get more interesting okay so that is me in Vegas and I think I shared this in my stories recently so you can see I've got a big Diamante bow ring on that's from River Island and when I posted this the girlies went mad because loads of you millennials remember having that massive bow ring I'm 21 years old I'm sat on a slot machine me and my best friend Charlotte we went to Vegas when we I'm May she's June it must have been her birthday when like she turned 21 like in the sky we'd had this obsession with Vegas through all of our teenage years and we saved up some money and then our parents gave us some money for our birthday to go to Vegas I remember my dad was like not happy he was like Vegas is so it's so dangerous really like it's full of like a lot of sharks it's full of some like seedy people like two 21 year old girls like you know he was a bit worried about it but I'd already done a lot of traveling to be fair by that age but he I remember him just like not being crazy about the Vegas thing but I had this obsession with going we both did and thinking back to it then it's like I was quite I guess I was was I immature I just was trouble like I the fact that I am not dead is fucking insane like the situations that I have put myself in is mental and that trip was no exception but yeah we went we said the MGM grand we did everything like everything that you do when you first go to Vegas and I just got the bug and that I literally have been back like I think last time I was in Vegas I counted it's like my 15th time so yeah definitely got the bug okay that is me holding number 10 above my head that is a 10 second board for motocross that's my monster girl so that is like a 10 second like countdown so when they you hold the board they're all revving their bikes and then the like the barrier goes down and you have to basically run out the way after 10 seconds you don't get plowed to death by loads of dirt bikes but the monster girl era was definitely a very fun time in my life.

18:10Okay, that's back in Vegas. This is beauty pageant era. God, I've got it today because my friend just fucking me off that millennial swoop, representing London in tropic beauty bikini pageant. I mean, it's just another lifetime, isn't it? But no one can say I haven't lived. And then from one bikini competition to basically another that is my love island press shot i mean as love island press shots go because that is the

18:40Olivia Attwood:most humbling photo anyone will ever take of you i don't think that's too bad those wedges are like the downfall of civilization civilization like they are fucking just whoever put those wedges on me should be in prison however everything else is not too bad i'm wearing a daytona rolex which I think is kind of insanely obnoxious pre-Love Island. I'm not sure which poor unwitting boyfriend bought that for me, but they never got it back. Okay. Oh, my God. That is a Zaheib Marat jumpsuit that... Oh, my God. I love that jumpsuit. That was one of my very first red carpets after Love Island. that was the ITV gala or now they call it the ITV palooza I remember that look I love that look it's actually so nice I remember that looked it really well for me okay this is my first NTAs this dress is an eyesore it's liberarchy it's fucking vile my tits don't fit into it like this is when I first lost trust in I don't want to insult actually I know I should I lost trust in stylists quite early on after love island i've regained it now in the right ones but that's fucking off that's like a prom dress from hell but that was my first ntas and i remember just thinking it was so exciting like i couldn't believe that i was invited to the ntas like i'd watched that my whole life on telly we'd all just come off love island love island series just like blown up massive so we were all running around like thinking we were famous like it was just a time but yeah the dress doesn't fit me well I don't like floral I don't actually feel confident like in a floor-length dress my choice would always be something like that jumpsuit or a suit like floor-length dresses like that for me are an overstimulation nightmare people step on them like they get stuck under chairs that they just oh I just can't bear um hate florals I don't know why it's got that gap in the middle and I'm just like randomly flashing my crotch.

20:56I guess I was the only time I've ever posed for a picture before Love Island was in my bikini. So I was probably just old habits in it. Oh God. Oh Jesus Christ. The races. Okay guys, this is just, there's no, there is no excuse for any of this. What I will say is I was working for Coral, the betting company. I was paid to be there in those hats. That's all I'm going to say. Like that was a Love Island themed fascinator that I was paid to wear and then it was entered into some fascinator competition. I don't know how this like money wise benefited coral but it did and I signed this deal with them and I had to go to like I think I

21:50Olivia Attwood:went to like four or five rounds of horse racing and you know what like I have a very mixed feeling about horse racing I don't know if I think it's entirely a great thing I don't think it's great for the animals I don't mind a flat dry racing but I you know to go to four or five rounds of horse racing in one season I was like please I was supposed to blow my brains out oh my fucking god just like what the hell I obviously thought that that style was good for me it looks so that's my 30th birthday I think okay those balloons Julie Perry did that who's my was my wedding planner that Olivia with a cocktail sign and like the like that is an incredible display it's fucking unbelievable but my theme for my birthday was pastels like what I don't think my frontal lobe had developed and then that style of dress where I look like I have a river of diarrhea coming out my arsehole I obviously thought was great because I doubled down and wore it to the NTAs in black it's just very garish but not in the right way but I just don't at the time people gassed me up and they made me think that I looked good yeah wowza wow oh god jesus christ guys I honestly have had no fashion sense for the longest time it's actually mental I'm filming here in wellington boots with hair and pigtails looking deranged quite frankly for But Olivia Meets Her Match Series 1, Chanel boy bag.

23:29Everything's just like so matchy-matchy. Like why did I feel like everything had to match? And why have I got my hair like that? Like a fucking, I like a Chinese crested. You know, all those like naked dogs that just have the hair. Goes from bad to worse. I'm on this morning sofa. This is one of my first like daytime gigs. I did like a Love Island reporting roundup for this morning. and obviously because it's my love eye and I probably thought that that shirt with the hearts on made sense in reality I look like I work on the reception at GP practice no disrespect to anyone that does that but it's very receptionist vibes it's a bit better now I remember my mum despised this cow skirt and told me what a ridiculous outfit but that's me and Ibiza love that cow skirt that was like two or three years ago everything's starting to become a little bit so I can have a little bit more sense of self here like sort of dressing in a way that

24:30Olivia Attwood:I want and then if you go to this next one we're shooting artwork for bad boyfriends here and my hair and my face is like coming into an era where like I feel like I can not be ashamed but I think I started to have a little bit more sense of like who I am here and how I want to look because I think in earlier years post love island i just was like okay it just has to be colorful and it has to be loud and it has to be revealing and i think i mean it's revealing there but i'm going to i'm literally going to like rave at high so obviously it's wearing a wearing a belt but i think i start just like kind of just feel my vibe a little bit more oh that's a cute outfit that was a spread night out in london with the girls but it's the labubu isn't it oh those little fairy bastards have such a hold on me and everyone else but the outfit's cute I actually didn't know the boo boo looks cute it's on the Birkin it's bigger than the fucking Birkin I think they're gonna come back I don't know I just I don't think we've heard the last of the boo boos okay Brit Awards 2024 full body lace bit of nip this like this is a wardrobe NYC look that I did myself like this is like I I was really like I hadn't put my trust back in stylist yet this one really divided people some people loved it and some people fucking hated it um no one hated it more than women on the internet was so pissed off that my nipple was showing I actually think it eats I kind of stand I actually stand by that look it was a nightmare to pee in I think by the end of the night I was just pissing through the the silt like the the lace I probably just smelt like a tramp on the table something I got so fed up trying to get in and out of it women of the year awards New York this year wearing full Rick Owens I styled myself there I love that look god I'm kind of into a sheer number maybe I am maybe I just need to stop kidding myself maybe I am a complete exhibitionist um it was January or February and it was fucking freezing but once I got inside it was fine that was at the end of a really heavy week of recording for Olivia's house events press but obviously it was an insane invite to have and I was sat on the table with the editor of uh glamour magazine it was incredible it's like amazing Demi was there Anna Wintle was there but I remember like I was the exhaustion was setting in like you know when you feel like you start to lose like cognitive skills like people's making conversation be like oh you're from London I was like am I I don't know where the fuck I was um okay Brit Awards 2026 this was styled by Harriet who I do work with now a stylist she was like let's go for something different let's go for something with shape let's go you know like just do something different love the dress love the shape it was really weirdly really comfortable it was like lighter than air it was like it was almost like I was like wearing like a little pop-up tent that you'd cover a child with on the beach I mean it's like so light but also it would like compact it was yeah weird but what I will say you can see in my eyes there obviously this was was it Feb time a lot been going on in my personal life I was a little bit i don't get anxious about red carpets i don't actually it's not something that gets me anxious but i was anxious about the the social interaction on that scale post breakup and like the onslaught of questions so i i'm wasted actually that's what i was just saying like my eyes like their eyes are there but no one's home like i didn't have a fucking clue and really the next day i woke up i was like did i even go last night i was like people were saying harry Styles performed I was like not me I didn't see him okay so another New York shot this is in New York the Ned Hotel full River Island apart from the boots of that was just earlier this year launching my second River Island collection which as you guys know I'm an old school stan River island from the bow ring that were in Vegas we go way back so that's a very special collaboration for me and that was on the bed on the phone ordering room service with my content creator grace just like having fun taking photos because what we always well grace holds me accountable I have to get like a stock of nice photos before I go out for an evening because about 20 minutes after that was non-verbal my hair was in a ponytail and I probably had like I don't know drinks all down my top so we always had to get the night photos before I go out and then that that picture feels like so long ago that is our Olivia's house artwork that was actually styled by Becky and we just wanted something for Olivia's house that felt like very me like my DNA was in it because I think that when you go for this book it's like my styles evolve like I've developed this sense of self that I didn't have for a long time and it's like what I feel comfortable in what I feel powerful in I love suits I love tailoring I love ties but also like having a feminine twist on it and the moody kind of like old country estate clubhouse vibes that I wanted to bring to the podcast and the studio and that the vibe I wanted to create for my guests was obviously like represented through that artwork and then the spotlight was actually Sophie my photographers kind of that was her her genius of like the spotlight sort of into my world and that's what this is I love that I love looking through I love looking I like it's humbling to know how bad I can look and it's humbling to to know that I look better in my 30s than my 20s.

30:43Like that, that's a flex, I think. I'm glad I was ugly in my 20s. Do you know what? Because I could afford to be. I couldn't afford to be ugly now. I'm single. Thank God I was ugly. I'm glad, do you know what?

30:58Olivia Attwood:I'm glad I was ugly and tacky on someone else's time. Okay? Because this is my time now.

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33:14Dolls, the house hotline is now open. It's been ringing off the hook. You can't hear it. I got it on silent. with all... You guys have been blowing up my fucking phone

33:29Olivia Attwood:with all your problems. This is going to be a regular feature, right? Because do you know what? You guys, you come in for a lot of unsolicited advice to me, to my DMs, to the podcast page. So I thought, fuck it. We'll open a house hotline. This is like, you know, your direct line to me. And then I'm going to basically take your issues or maybe you want me to talk about something, you want to advise something, you want to know my opinion on something and then we get into it, okay? It's basically a way of me and you connecting that keeps me somewhere on like a sort of a track so things don't get weird because what we realise is that when it's just me, the camera and a mic and there's no structure, things get a little bit weird really quickly and i tell you what my publicist is one more fucking pat picture away from going he is his nerves are fried so let's do this ring ring that's the phone i chucked a bike at my boyfriend's car now he won't let me drink wine anymore so sad so many questions like was it a line bike because what are you the fucking hulk like how like what bike i need more okay when you come on the hotline i need more detail like what do you mean you threw a bike i cannot sit here and condone damage of personal property but like was there a reason like did he deserve it because i think there are situations not legally but there are situations like ethically what i would say that maybe you do need to fry a bike.

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35:10Olivia Attwood:Also, there's wine strength. I would say that when I've had ex-boyfriends that used to describe rosé as bitch juice, like it's the only alcohol that makes me go a little bit weird. I don't think wine is good for anyone. I'm a vodka soda girl now. If I stick to vodka soda, a little bit tequila here and there, everything's fine. when I touch wine things get really dark also I don't love the like he won't let me like I've we can do what we want you know he's not your keeper but if you damage his car I feel like he you'll make I want to defend you obviously but you're making it really fucking difficult so I would say vodka sodas maybe a beer just leave the wine alone for now and please write in to tell us what kind of bike it was because I'm just desperate to know how strong upper body is okay I've been dating someone for two years and his family and his mates don't know I exist help you do need help you need serious fucking help you don't they don't know you exist and neither does his wife that's what I'm going to say on that that's terrifying how can you not exist in the knowledge of his friends and family for two years.

36:34Olivia Attwood:I don't want to be a bitch and I don't want to stress you out, but that is a problem. He's either married, he has a girlfriend, or he has multiple girlfriends. There's never a situation, I think, where being a secret partner has any kind of genuine, like I don't think there's a reason, I don't think there's any situation where that comes from a good place I think that yeah two two years girl please turning 30 this year chatting to someone much younger in brackets 22 do I carry on chatting to them okay I've got to the point well I don't know if you're male female I don't know if he's male female I've discovered I believe apparently men's frontal lobe develops at like 40 so I would say if it's a 22 year old guy the the like the general statistic would be that you're probably not going to get what you want from someone that's that much younger than you however I don't know what you want like if you just want fun and you just want a vibe then yeah why not but I think you have to be honest with yourself about what it is you want from the situation also there are exceptions because i you know know some 45 year old men that are completely and utterly um emotionally constipated undeveloped like fucking apes and i know some men in their 20s who are like compassionate and grown so like i'd say the general rule is that men are maturing a much slower rate than women but there are exceptions and i don't know what you want like to me like I'd say 30 is the new 20 like I was fucking minging when I was 20 to be honest and I look back at it and I was not a very nice person so I think that if you want to vibe with a 22 year old go for it I will tell you all my serious relationships I've been older than the person and I'm now single at 34.

38:44Do with that information what you want. My best friend is totally in love with her boss but refuses to see it. She keeps sleeping with him then crying that he isn't in love with her. Tell her to stop please. Oh my god girl do you know who you sound like? You sound like the girl from the holiday you know the one that goes off to America not the Cameron Diaz one the Kate Winslet one. Don't mind the sleeping with the boss thing whatever you need to do to get through that corporate life but I the crying you cannot shag someone into loving you like this doesn't work so many people have tried and failed it

39:22Olivia Attwood:doesn't work you actually can't do anything to make someone love you you can't like you can't scare someone into loving you you can't trick them into loving you they either do or they don't and I think that if you are sexually involved with someone and it's upsetting you that you don't feel your feelings are being reciprocated you are it's literal self-harm like you need to abort mission and find someone that does like you love you stop stop hurting yourself for what like there'll be so many other there's so many men like there's too many if in my opinion like you'll find someone else in a relationship my wrong time person messaged me after nine years head is fried help oh mamacita controversial don't really believe in wrong time people it's a theory I don't subscribe to I've never really subscribed to it because I kind of think that the whole reason someone is your person is because they're your person so I don't think timing I think timing can be inconvenient but I think that it's just I just don't believe in it and I know it's going to upset people.

40:37Olivia Attwood:I just think someone either is your person or they're not and things would either work out or they wouldn't. I reckon you are maybe a little bit stagnant in this relationship. Maybe you're not feeling 100 % fulfilled and hearing from this person that you feel you have unfinished business with is giving you like a dopamine rush. So now you're like, oh, my head is fried. But is your head actually fried or is it the thrill of an unfinished story like that loop with this person has never like been completed so is that's what's giving you a rush of dopamine and also I think that if that's how you feel you probably need to evaluate the situation you're in but I wouldn't do anything based on adrenaline or excitement because I think there's exceptions of course nine years like if you were gonna you would have by now and i think that sometimes it's like the fairy tale and i think it's like our brain when a loop is not closed we just like fantasize about the what if so i'd be very cautious not to throw away something you have for something you might never have dolls that was a little um soft launch into how i kind of want to run these solo chats with me and you, what I would love is some feedback.

42:03I can't believe I'm asking for that.

42:05Olivia Attwood:But yeah, I want it. I want constructive feedback. I want to know what you want more of, what you want less of, how I can tailor these solo apps to be the best they can possibly be for you. And I will see you next time. Love you.

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It’s just Liv in the House this week, as it’s her BIRTHDAY and she wanted to celebrate with you lot… and this one goes exactly how you’d expect, chaotic, unfiltered and very, very honest.

She catches everyone up on her birthday plans, special presents, recent life updates and the drama surrounding her new car, before opening the House Hotline to you dolls and diving headfirst into some of the wildest confessions and dilemmas yet.

We get into everything from sleeping with your boss and hiding affairs, to wine-fuelled damage to public property, and of course, Liv delivers plenty of completely unsolicited advice along the way...

Liv also reacts to some of her best and sometimes worst looks over the years, sharing the stories behind the outfits.

It’s chaotic and feels exactly like a catch-up with the girls.

Podcast Description:
Welcome to Olivia's House - Olivia Attwood’s stylish, intimate podcast blends sharp humour with unfiltered, heartfelt conversation. From New York to London, Olivia invites bold guests to explore love, fame, family, and everything in between- no topic is off-limits. Expect scandalous stories, laugh-out-loud chaos, and the honest, messy moments that make us human. So… are you coming in?

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