Tefi Pessoa: Club Rats, Cuffing Season & Cancel Culture

26:09speaking to how they feel when they feel it. I think I've struggled a lot with that. Like a lot of people that I've dated have been shyer than me. and I think it's also my brother and my sister are I don't even think shy I think they're normal and I'm insane so when I when we'd go to parties and stuff I would always talk for them and I still do it to this day like Rachel outside I'll be like okay so Rachel she works at Sony and then this person she works at Spotify and you guys work close to each other now speak like I do that at parties all the time so when I you're the oldest girl with a brother and sister younger same as me oh my god how crazy is that That is crazy.

26:45Wait, is your sister the youngest? No, it goes sister, youngest boy. Me too. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. And is your sister a butch lesbian? She looks like a Barbie doll, but her whole energy is like butch. Yeah. She works in finance. She's terrifying. No, my sister is a masked, shaved head. But inside, she is all lesbian. Do you know what I mean? Her energy is so... She terrifies me. Yeah. No, my sister is the nicest person in the entire world, were to the point where I... Just like aesthetically butch lesbian. Yeah, no, no, no. Like, I'm like, I'm scared for her to go places in case people are rude to her.

27:21Because she's so nice that she won't catch it. She looks like someone that they're going to be like, oh, you're going to be... No, she smiles at everyone. I'm like, when you're in New York, please don't do that. Please don't do that. You're like, no, you have to give them a dollar now. But they were very, very shy people. So you spoke for them? Always. And I think I've attracted people that I'll do that for. And now I'm getting better at it because the worst thing to do, I think my last two relationships, like I wasn't dating people that had to babysit at a party. And we all know what that's, when you're dating someone that you like, especially when you are quite extroverted and you like work a room, then if you have someone that is like hanging off your shoulder and or then gets grumpy because you're engaging with them.

28:03Oh, I know me and Demi holding each other's elbows, like go talk to someone. Go mingle. Like go talk to, or like, it's like you're raising them. Yeah. And then your friends, you have to like pretend you don't notice their face when you say they're coming. Kill me, bitch. Kill me. And I'm like this. So humbling. And Steve's coming. Like terrible. I know. I also date a lot of water placements, I think, because I do need sensitivity. Is that like a water sign? A water sign, yeah. Like Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer. But I think sometimes when men are very sensitive, it's like confusing to them. I don't, this might sound a bit controversial.

28:43I don't do that well with really sensitive men because I think a lot of men don't know how to express their sensitivities. And then it can actually be expressed in quite like a cruel way sometimes. Condescending, patronizing. Snappy, snarky. And actually it's them just not going to do it with all this stuff. And it's quite... No, there can only be one diva and you're looking at her. She's got the chinchilla throw on. Just please, let me do my thing. Like there's only room for one diva every time. But I think you can take turns being the diva. Yeah. But if we're diva-ing out together, no, I'm sorry.

29:14No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. We would say the police would be called. No, not jail, prison. You talked about dating. Do you guys call it coughing season also? We do. I think I feel like I'm like, hello, fellow kids. Like when I say coughing season or like when people, the other day I was talking to my assistant and I was like, and what's the tea? Like as in waiting to check if it's still a thing? no like like I feel like my mom says that's dope no I was like so Grace is 22 she's headed to our social media so I use her I can hocus pocus yeah as my test Emily so I'll go I'll say something I'll go do people still say that do people still say slay she'll go no or she'll go live look at this on TikTok and I'll be like what is it like all panicked and she'll be like everyone's watching this I'm like give it to me give it to me let me absorb absorb I'm like slay a clock yeah slay it queen we're in the house with the boots like crazy like crazy but yes people do say people do say cuffing season do you buy into cuffing season do you feel any sense of like you know wanting to lock something down before winter I do understand that though in Miami no though because if it's warm there is no like lockdown season you're always out yeah when my friends are like oh um we're getting into a lot of fights or something I'm like it's May they feel the call of the wild I'm like it's happening or a lot of fights before Christmas I'm like that cheap bitch you know but I do believe he doesn't want to buy you a gift you got it but it does get cold here also that is something that I want to talk about too because people ask me this all the time when is it okay let's say you meet somebody ladies let's say you meet somebody and you meet in late December like around New Year's you celebrate New Year's together whatever Valentine's Day comes up do you get them a valentine or let's say your birthday is in one you're a tourist right so may yeah okay so let's say you meet them in april and their birthday's in may if we're dating i'm getting you something small i'm doing something i'm acknowledging it like there's no way i'm just gonna ignore it that's fucking weird yeah you can't and people do and expect things to be normal it's just rude it's just mean it's mean i'm like you couldn't afford like just something josh wine Yeah, like a bottle of wine, a fucking some flowers, something to be like, it's your birthday.

31:35I'm acknowledging the day you were born. Well, if you're dating a woman, it's like she gets you a gold locket. Yeah. You know what I mean? You get matching tattoos. You've known each other for three weeks. Yeah, you're already married. It's like, baby, I'm thinking like Marquise. Selena Gomez has a Marquise. I'm thinking Marquise. Yeah. But men, suddenly, you know, it's Valentine's Day and they've never met you before. But they're like raw dogging you on a nightly basis, but they think it's too committal to buy you like a bunch of flowers. I don't know if I like that graph. I've made so many jokes before with men being like, oh, we slept together, so you're my boyfriend.

32:08Clear. Like, let's relax. Let's joke. Let's joke. And then there are people that when I start dating somebody else, somebody will be like, I used to talk to Teffy. Qua? You mean your replies to my stories? Used to talk to Teffy? Great. Talk at me in my T.S. You kissed 10 years ago at a club and now you talk to Teffy. Yeah. You've seen one nipple. My Ubers on Halloween have seen more of me than you. Please. That's fucking brilliant. But yes, astrology plays a part. Do you have these sayings? Breadcrumbing? Yes, of course. What do we think of breadcrumbing? I think breadcrumbing comes from people who don't want to be alone.

32:54No. don't want to be alone, but don't want to be tied down. And they want to remain mysterious. I think breadcrumbing is a sign of very low self-esteem. And when I'm a little older than the, I think my demographic is like 18, 24. And when girls are telling me, you know, because men don't ask me for advice because I scare them. They don't want to hear the truth. They don't want to, they're like, whatever she says, if my girlfriend does that, we have to break up. I don't want to date somebody like her. But like, I think... As soon as they see them, like watching or subscribing to the cut, they're like, oh, it's not going to work.

33:28They're like, this is entirely too healthy. But like, they're like, hopefully it's like, fuck, writing's so good. But I think when it comes to breadcrumbing, I can see why somebody, like let's say you're a 24 year old girl and you're, I understand breadcrumbing, you think maybe normal dating because the other side of that on the spectrum is love bombing. And to me, love bombing is an appropriate reaction to having my attention. That's my problem. Because I'm like, of course you're in love with me. Do you know what? That's literally the same. I've walked myself into so many stories. Like I would sit with my friends and be like, you got a tattoo of my name.

34:05And they'd be like, it's been two weeks. This is really bad. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is not this. This love story is only beginning. Stay with me. That's the problem. Yeah, you can't love bomb me because I'm like, this is perfect. This is the plan. This is exactly the way you should react to having me text you back. What about zombying? Have you heard of this? No. Zombying is when a person who ghosted you suddenly reappears. Oh, haunting. Haunting, is that the official term? Well, haunting is like someone that you were talking to is like liking your stories and stuff. Like that's also haunting.

34:40But I feel like zombying is like, I mean, I feel like I've been zombied so many fucking times.

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35:34It's just like farts. And it looks like dead skin off your feet when you get a pedicure. It's disgusting. I don't know who truffle have doing their publicity. They're doing a great job. Truffle is everywhere. It's in my waking nightmares. It's on chips. It's on omelets. It's on salads. Just go away. Well, my hands are covered in beans and regrets. You've had your fill of crate confessions from me. But if you want to keep the fun going, Tombola's got you covered with a chance to win a share of over£1 million in their Jungle Free game. Join the Jungle Fun and play for free by heading over to Tombola now.

36:09Terms apply, 18 plus and gamble aware. It's got under my nails even. This is unacceptable, to be honest.

36:21You have your podcast, Teffy Talks, and your column, Ask Teffy. How did they come about for you? What does it mean to you? I was working for InStyle. InStyle had interviewed me. That's also fucking so cool. Jesus. And I started their TikTok from zero, and I worked with my friend Justine, who still works at InStyle. I was the face of their TikToks, basically being like, Like, oh, Camille was starting to be seen with Charles again. And I was over my dead fucking body. But I was like, that was a lot of my, I think Justine had to call me. She's like, you can't call Prince Philip a racist corpse. And I was like, all right, I'll take that one down.

37:00I'm going to regroup and come back to you. She's like, loving the energy. You can't, you know, say that. We should take it down a notch. This is the British weekend at Bernie's. Okay. Sorry. So the editor of The Cut, Lindsay Peoples, she is an icon. And I remember she called me and she was like, I'm with The Cut. I was like, I know who you are. I know where. I'm obsessed with you. And The Cut also is a publication where, I don't know, my team in L.A., we're not familiar, but in New York, this is like, I've said chic so many times. It is so fucking chic. It's a culture. It's like part of culture.

37:41And I really like that. They're having those hard conversations that I really look forward to that are like, hi, I'm a school teacher with five boyfriends. Should I be wearing a condom with them on? I'm like, this is why I pay for the paywall. And now let's hear what Claudia has to say, you know? And I'm like, what school? She needs to be teaching more children. This is a free woman, you know? But I've always been obsessed with the cut. and or like chat is it okay to cheat on my husband I'm like this is what I'm this is what I live for you know and my therapist says no but I want to ask you guys I'm like thank you and you're like do it well the moon is in Pisces

38:25literally but the guy I was on the phone Lindsay and she's like I want to give you a column and then it took two years and finally we came down to ask Teffy and then Teffy Talks which is more like my bread and butter of when I was a receptionist and I had zero, zero skills. Like people would be like, can you transfer the call? I'm like, can I? Do you know how to? And if I were to. Because, Tebby, you've worked a lot of different jobs. Like I was doing a search for you. YouTube University, yes. There's a whole list of different... If you asked me to rewire your studio, I'd be like, give me 20 minutes and a Wi-Fi signal and I'll be back.

39:00And how did you get, like what was your break on social media? When did you start like actively posting on social? Was it when you moved to New York or was it before? No, no, no, no, no. I was 29 and I was working in a production studio. Everything I've ever done has been like somewhere around a set. Like my first big girl job, I was an assistant to a stylist in Miami. Not good. Not a good one. Was that traumatizing? For my boss, for sure. I was having a great time and I'm still friends with her. But like I was having a... People on a red carpet with one shoe on. Because she's like... No, I'm like, I thought we were going for like a more barefoot vibe.

39:30She's like, you forgot the shoes. I'm like, I forgot the shoes. like that or yeah whatever or like double parking her car in a handicap spot because i had to return something before nine it's 8 50 at neiman marcus because i went out for happy hour like no i'm not it's not okay you were not a great assistant no no no and i was at happy hour with her and she's like haven't you got stuff to do and you're so good gotta go love you guys but i think uh then when i was on a production i've worked so many so many jobs. But mainly I was always like an assistant or a receptionist. And then these producers that I met through being around producers were like, there are these two guys from Instagram and Facebook that are leaving Silicon Valley to come to New York and create like an MSNBC of creators, meaning one hour is yoga.

40:17The next is pop culture hosts. They're looking for a pop culture host. The next hour is cooking. The next hour, but it's all live. And they're like, you should just go audition and like 500 people auditioned and I got it. Wow. And I asked my boss, who is the CMO, I was her receptionist, for this production company, if I could go. And she said no, but I would get drinks with the owner, Jay. So I asked Jay. So you undercut her. I undercut her. And he goes, I'll just man the desk. And I was like, what? It's like Steve Jobs manning the desk at Apple, like that level. On checkout. And I was like, I have to go.

40:58He's like, you cannot miss this audition. Like you're meant for so much more. Like him and I would go to happy hours. And he and his wife was also in on it, who also was part of the company too, Marianne. And I remember as I was leaving, he was like, okay, so which one is the facts? I'm like, I'm so fired. I'm so fucking fired because like you can try to save my job, but like Amy can fire me, you know and uh i remember i went to the audition i i said i had a dentist appointment and i was trying to put on fake eyelashes on the train so i showed up like that i never worn them before no they're horrible and they really need to be right or don't do them at all and i stuck through it and i powered through and i remember i got there they were like there was an audience and i was like who wants to go first i went first and i talked for 15 minutes straight as if i was hosting a show.

41:47And they said, okay, who's next? And I said, oh my God, it's not an audience. These are like journalists, podcasters. Thank God I went first. And then I got the job. And they hired me on July 22nd, 2019. But BBC and all these other people were investors. And I was the only show they'd gotten. So I got all of the budget. So I got to get hair and makeup every day. I got to put my team together. It took like three months. All women team. What was that like, having that shift like i knew something was coming i knew it i felt it there was like there's no they gave me health insurance i was like something is coming my own stylist every day my best friend at the time who i can't stand now tails all this time um was like my right hand girl and like i it was a dream and then we go live october 10th 2019 how the fuck 100 000 subscribers well because march 13th It's 2020.

42:43I walked into work and they said, there's no show. There's no plane, baby. That TikTok. Oh, my gosh. There's no plane, baby. What? Baby, there's no plane. Literally, he was like, the show's done. So I started posting on TikTok. I had this YouTube community. And then as the Lord ripped it away from me, I was like, let me get on TikTok and I'm going to be out of work for two weeks. Let me just take care of this little community I've built. and then one day someone said and I'm just using all the material from the show and then one day someone said Tevi, is it true that Brad Pitt was married to someone before Angelina Jolie and I said the year is 1998 Brad Pitt goes to a dinner party meets a Jennifer Aniston also known as Rachel Green he proposes to her at a Sting concert at the House of Blues in 1999 and I I didn't.

43:38So that's how your content started, doing those little like kind of sketches. And it just kind of... I want to be just like you when you grew up. When I grew up, who the fuck has grown up? I'm 29. But then, yeah, so the advising and the pop culture thing started that way. And then it just basically like spiraled like that. I want to ask, because I bet you've got a great take on cancel culture. Because I want to ask you about it, because by being like so chronically online, like we all are, does it scare you? Like, what's your opinion on it? and does it scare you when you're creating content? Because I feel like I've got in my head recently a little bit.

44:11I look at something 10 times and I go, oh, could that offend someone? It will, of course. You could say you love mayonnaise and people go, while the mustard seed farmers are starving. Nice. Real nice bitch. You guys see her? She hates farmers. She hates America. But that literally how it goes. You can't. I know, it does. I think I'm well-intentioned. And that's the Lord being like, shut the fuck up. I think that cancel culture, it's doing two things. One, before you had to be like mega famous to be canceled. Now you can have five followers on TikTok and someone's like, this person bullied me in middle school.

44:50And now the person cannot never get a job again or gets fired. That's a little crazy to me. I think cancel culture is making young people be scared to make mistakes where I am who I am today because of the horrible mistakes I've made. Like I have hurt people's feelings. I have done things that I would not wish on like. Like I think about somebody like saying something to my daughter and I'm like, what a cunt. But that's gross. I have to, in order to be 35, I had to be 17. Yeah, of course. At one point. And then I think another thing is we are making very, very unimportant people feel very important.

45:25Yeah. Where I'm like, y 'all are gassing this bitch up way too much. to having like a, I don't know, a face painting content creator have to come out with an apology. I'm sorry. And you know, whatever. If you say any isms or phobias, yes, of course. This is my, you literally, you've taken the thought out of my brain because this is that same. So say you've got a massive platform, which you've made from making makeup content and you are spreading hate speech or isms, whatever. It's not fucking okay. but also like you say these girls that have these big platforms for doing their makeup you're expecting too much of them and then they say something just dumb and like you say everyone's like wow don't buy the mascara and it's like don't you have to buy the mascara anyway by the way L 'Oreal does not need her either you have independent thought L 'Oreal will live to see another day that's what I tell brands sometimes when they're like a day late I'm like well I hope the new foundation survives but I'm on a plane so sorry you're gonna have to you're gonna miss Black Friday Amazon's going to go under then.

46:28I don't know how to tell Best Buy. I don't know what I'm going to tell him. He's just me quaking in his fucking boots right now that my Amazon feed didn't go up. I think that the people who are also doing the cancelling take themselves entirely too seriously too. So true. And I'm like, you are putting yourself on such a pedestal. And one thing about a human being, because I know a little bit about being a human being, because it's the only thing I know to be, you're not perfect either, bitch. And they're going to find that one Facebook status that you forgot about 10 years ago where you called Rihanna fat, which fuck you, by the way, if anybody thinks that.

47:02But like, but you know what I mean? Like Miss Rachel has called somebody a cunt before and you know it. I want to see it. Want that, please. Leak the footage. No, I just want it to like, you know, it's a kind of cut, but not cut. And she's like, get this fucking kid off me. This kid smells. Get your fucking sticky lads off. I know. Everything's sticky. Everything's sticky. But you know, I feel like that, but that is human. Yeah, of course. You know, and at the same time, When I think about like cancel culture, there are people in Hollywood that we know have hurt women and nobody says anything.

47:33Nobody kicks them out of a bar. No. So until people are held accountable. No. Like who have done real harm. Like you say, because everyone's becoming so scared. I mean, you've got the people that just are outrightly dangerous and just doing it really loudly. And on the internet. And they're fine. Mind you. They're frifing. They have, they're gaining followers. They're doing like mass stadiums of like, you know, like praise Jesus. And they're literally like, you know, and then you've got a small contact creator that, I don't know, accidentally slips out something. And it's like, take her house and everything she owns.

48:06Yeah, yeah. But it's, yeah, it's complete. And then what happens is you end up. She's like, my parents were Republican. Excuse me? How dare you sell this? Release the dogs. Like, I know. I'm like, oh my God. Also, can't do anything about what your parents or your brother or sister want to do. You think I don't want to fight my dad with my hands? Of course. Dreamed about it. I'm the oldest daughter. Please. It's like what our dreams are made of. Roundhouse kick. Okay, so a little segment for you. Let's get on this bit of wordplay. We're going to call this the definition of culture. Love. Are you looking for support in your weight management journey?

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49:56Side effects include nausea, diarrhea, and vomiting, which can cause dehydration and worsen kidney problems. Talk to your doctor. Call 1-800-545-5979 or visit zepbounds.lily.com. So, you've got a rep for breaking down celebrity chaos trends and all the viral moments, and you do it so well, girl. So let's play this game. I'm going to list off some moments from 2025 that are iconic. I'm going to get some hot takes. Coming in hot with Coldplay, Kiss Cam. How dare you take your side bitch to listen to Fix You? How dare you? I hope people throw tomatoes at you everywhere you fucking go. Eight ball, brick, tomato, eight ball, brick, tomato.

50:41This is why your brain is so brilliant, because I didn't even think about the fact of the songs. You're swaying side to side to fix you. There's not a layer in hell. Are you fucking kidding me? You take your side bitch to like a Neil Diamond cover man. You're taking your bitch to Coldplay VIP side swaying the way I held Demi Moore. No. Go fuck yourself. She still has the Cheetos thing. Elbows. Literally. White gloves. White gloves. Go fuck yourself. No. Katy Perry in space for 11 minutes They're going to build a high school Katy Perry Memorial High You know it You know it Everything about that was like a fucking fever dream The flower

51:32I just Okay ask me I can say it's not a coincidence that they split like a week after that Orlando Bloom was like And I'm out What do you want from me Katy What do you want from me okay ask me hey Teffy do you want to go to space? Teffy would you like to go to space? No I want to I cannot do you want to go to space with Gail? I love you Gail go to space? No Gail let's go to the bar Lauren Sanchez all in this I wouldn't go to Pilates with Lauren Sanchez you think I'm going to space? No no Lily Allen David Harbour Law the songs the music Bury him alive this is the thing she's just literally doing a minute by minute just slaying breakdown she's like and Lily Allen is not innocent either you know what I mean like she's she's made some mistakes I can say she is yeah she's part of British pop culture but she's no angel she's no angel she's no angel but this is my thing you go into your husband's West Village apartment and he has butt plugs and dildos in a see-through Dwayne Reed box.

52:42I mean bag, not box. You don't give a fuck if I say, you don't give a fuck about me. What happened to the backpack? What happened to a shoe box? See through. Oh, there's a cock. What? Tossed in the box. No, where's my ear? Oh, that's a cock and a Dwayne Reed. You don't give a fuck about me. Drag him. Have you seen the Art Digest house door? No, Architectural Digest. Have you seen that? Of course. Of course I have. And every time she talks and he goes, you know what it is there's no peace in that house no and now we know why bags of butt plugs under every bed bags lube them and then he kept all the letters of women he had heart like like broken their hearts he kept their letters in a shoebox that goes in the shoebox with the butt plugs no the butt plugs are in the bag that goes in a proper shoebox that's a deep level of narcissistic something also like this is what I talk about this is what I tell women like you are gassing up that man so much you are gassing up this man who looks like he's never slept who plays a cop on a children's show on a streaming service let's relax yeah Kim Kardashian recently said no one should get married without a prenup law I think that should be law yeah Because I think every woman is on the brink of becoming a millionaire.

54:06I don't care if you're a waitress and you marry someone, get a fucking prenup. I don't care if it looks ridiculous. Because I know a lot of people are like, but we love each other. We're never going to break up. The person could develop a brain tumor and lose their mind and end up fucking like marrying the babysitter. You don't understand. The person could knock their head in a weird way one time watching the Architectural Digest that is David Harbour's. get a fucking prenup. It also makes sure that like you're not going to get fucked over either. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I'm a big believer in that stuff.

54:39Because also as well, I feel like regardless, this is my hot take. This is not a hot take. If you are, women often are giving so much more to relationships. Like we just do give so much more of ourselves. And if you carry children and you do that and you come out of the workforce and yeah, and then this guy can just wake up in 10 years time and go, oh, bye. No. It's so true. Also, like, if you would have told Kim Kardashian, if Kim Kardashian would have done this video when she had just come out with the sex tape, people would have laughed at her. Look at her now. You know what I mean? Like, if I was a receptionist and I was like, I'm going to get a prenup, people would laugh at me.

55:13Look at me now. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I was in the same room as Miss Rachel, bitch. Teffy, I don't want this to end. I don't either. Do you know what? Because I just feel like everything you say, it's like. Taurus cancer. Yeah, it's very warm mind. And it's been a laugh a minute. And I love not always having to be the funniest one. Like, I've been able to just sink into my chair. I can relax. Like, I'm just like, my God, this is what it feels like to get these weight off my shoulders. Sometimes I'll be thinking about people I've dated, and I'm like, and you know what kills me? I let them think they were funny.

55:50No. No. Listen, as a self-proclaimed funny girl, you know my biggest thing when you're dating younger? We had so much fun together. Hindsight, I was funny and you were there. you were there. You were having a great time and I loved watching someone react to my bits in real time. That's what we did. But in your memory, we had so much fun together. No. I'd have fun with anyone. No. I could have fun with anyone I met in this building. I'd find someone, go out with them, have a good day. Margaret Thatcher. Put me in a room with Margaret. I'll make that bitch loosen up. Margaret, you're so tense. I'm obsessed with your British culture references.

56:23My family? The reason I'm in pop culture is because my family was obsessed with the royal family. I was at a party. So that's how you grew up, kind of ingesting all of that. Absolutely. So good. All the pop culture. So a royal wedding, was that a sit-down telly on occasion? That is, that was the pinnacle of our family. Like, no Christmas, no birthday we'll ever top, like that moment. And it was before I was born and they talk about it. Like, my mom would be like, it was a beautiful day. Oh, she looked gorgeous. And that man, he was there. and yeah oh my god everyone was so jealous of her and that family I would be too I would be too like stunning she was like her blow out the small layers oh I need to smoke a cig of your mom and talk about Princess Diana she would say you stink get out of my house because I ruined it for her seeing your children seeing your children smoke ruined cigarettes for you okay god forbid I'm chic but pop cult that moment was like everything everything everything everything yeah my great aunt died at 99 she had no idea who I was but then I said Tia Charles married the Rottweiler she goes Camilla Parker Bowles I'm like you don't know who I am she just resets suddenly she goes I've never met your brother I'm like he's right here Camilla Parker Bowles her eyes lit up lit up yeah exactly before you go before I reluctantly unlock the door I would like to know who you think I should add to the guest list who would you like on the guest list for the clubhouse to potentially sit in your chair.

57:58Just be a member. Get in the vibe. Okay. I think you should have Lily Allen. Actually, let me text Demi. Actually, you have the inside track now. Yeah, you would love. We share a calendar, so. But I think, but like, influencer, content creator-wise, you know, you should have Julia Fox on. That's a good one. You guys would gag. She's funny. That's a good one. She's so, so, but she's like calmly funny. Like you don't know it's a bit like you. She says something hilarious. But it's like very. It's so good. It's chic. Or I go like this. It's just like, it's good, yeah? Right. Oh, I laugh at my own jokes before I've even finished a sentence.

58:40I laugh giggling in my notes app. I go, I'm going to get in that chair. This is some good shit. And who would be banned? Who should be banned? Blacklist. No entry. Refuse at the door. I think someone who's pissed me off lately. Pissed me off lately. It could be the most random. It could be like your doorman or it could be like someone who bumped into you in the subway. I would never do that to AJ. I love my doorman. Is he your boy? Oh, my God. I love him so much. He's not gay or like effeminate in any way. But he sees me and goes like this. I'm like this. He goes, your mom's here. And I go, yeah, I know.

59:22She won't stop talking about you. love I love okay who should I ban you should have AJ on but I think um um who should you ban AJ's got some stories about you facing you in some states you should ban AJ I think you should ban who is somebody you know what I would you should ban anyone who's ever said anything mean about me and I've got the list. So you screenshot me that Reddit list. How do you know? We'll get the IP guys in the Sony building. Oh, I can call a guy in Turkey today. And we'll get their details and their blacklist at all. Thank you. Thank you, girls. Thank you for doing the work.

1:00:03Yeah, we are solidarity. I'm set to leave. Teffy, it's been an honor and a joy. You are just something else in the best possible way. Thank you.

1:00:14I'm clapping. Yeah, you clapped yourself. Dolls, thank you for coming back to the Clubhouse New York edition. If you liked the episode, give us some stars, some compliments. I'm very insecure. I'd love to know that you enjoyed it. And share it with all your friends. And I'll see you next time. If you don't like it, lie. Or we'll find your IP address. Thank you, thank you. Be scared. You should be scared.

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