Jerry O’Connell’s 2026 Fantasy Preview, The Death Of The Pro Bowl And ESPN Bottom Line Plus Fyre Fest Of The Week

27:07PFT Commenter:And yeah, I really will just miss the Oregon going 8-0. And also, like on a college football Saturday, when you have other games going on in different sports, it was nice to be able to see that. A reminder that the outside world exists. Yeah. Or like when they add something to it that has nothing to do with sports. It's like just a heads up during Sunday Night Baseball, they killed Osama. That was a pretty cool bottom line. And that's probably one of its greatest hits, I would say. Yeah. I think it's going to look good, though. Objectively. Oh, yeah. To have more real estate on the screen, it's going to be nice.

27:40PFT Commenter:Yes. Yes. And then, Hank, the last death. I mean, it's dead.

27:49PFT Commenter:No. Okay. Come on. Let it go. Come on. Hank. Hank. It's time to let go. Hank. There's just, there's a report. People are getting laid off. PFT said that they're more lean operation. They don't have... Live is dead. Live 1.0, dead. The head of Live said no more money. No more cash. Yeah, they got a new investor. They're excited about it. And they said they have a second one coming. Okay. When are they going to announce that? I don't know. Stay tuned. It's got to be here soon. We'll talk about it as soon as they do. Okay. When they do it, we'll be on it. Yeah. 100%. you know that you know we'll be on that okay before we do uh a couple more stories then we get to our mount rushmore pft just opened a mountain dew uh we're at camp camp barstool has been such a fun time nothing goes better with hanging out with your friends kayaking i canoed with kb yesterday around the lake we had a couple mountain dews with us uh we've been grilling we've been softball wiffle ball wiffle ball yesterday was electric nothing goes better with wiffle ball and your friends than the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew Mountain Dew was proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee an American original tasting great since 48 enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew an American original grab a Dew tasting great since 48 we just cracked open some Dews that's delicious thank you to Mountain Dew uh Camp parcels one of our favorite weeks of the year and mountain dew is a big big part of it so thank you to mountain dew and go get one today summer we got a couple more weeks left the sun's going to be shining grab a mountain dew get that refreshing citrus kick an american original tasting great since 48 okay boys any other stories before we do uh our mount rushmore and then we get to jerry o 'connell which uh he he got in depth he got in depth anything else you could say that yeah what else we got um we missed it just by a little bit we finished recording on uh on tuesday right before the news r.i.p dolly pardon oh r.i.p.

29:56american legend uh one of the most beloved people in the history of the united states really if you look at like the favorability rating everybody loved dolly yes she was the absolute best she was cannons the best type of american absolute absolute bazookas and she was not ashamed of them no she she actually she's like

30:16PFT Commenter:Like, hey, these bazookas, this is for America. For America, yeah. Mount Rushmore of American cannons. Yeah. 100%. And just a great human being, too. Just a fantastic woman. She would give a book every year to every kid in Tennessee. She came from absolutely. Pardon my book? Maybe. We should give a book to every kid in Tennessee. In honor of Dolly Parton. Yeah, yeah. That'd be a good thing. We'll just give one to Big T. Yeah. In honor of her. But she was. like you hear the stories of all the money that she gave behind the scenes. Awesome woman. Incredible. I think that she actually should be put on money.

30:51We should put Dolly Parton on some sort of dollar bill. I like that. I don't know what denomination, but she is the absolute. She's the best type of person from this country. And we should all be reminded of her on a daily basis because she was the best.

31:06PFT Commenter:Should be a thousand bucks. Thousand dollar bill. The Dolly bill. The Dolly bill. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Any parts in my take? That's what we can call our initiative to Tennessee. Yes. Any other ones? Jed, what's his name? York's body cam release. Yankee fan. Yeah. That was a big takeaway. Yeah, I mean, that's our longstanding that you should have to declare what sports allegiance you have when you get arrested. He just did it for you. Everyone can go after that. Mets fans, Red Sox fans. Like, just there you go. Yankee fan. Anytime somebody gets arrested, like if there's a serial killer, I want the headline to say, like, Tigers fan arrested with 60 bodies in his basement.

31:49Yeah.

31:49PFT Commenter:Ohio State Buckeye. Yeah. Let the college football world tee off on this person. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Ole Miss Rebel. Yeah. Found in a room with three computers running poker simulations and three walking boots. Brooks Koepka's in the TGL. Hank, is the TGL something you watch? If it's on. Okay. Okay. So that's a yes, then. Yeah. He's on the... If it's on and I'm watching it. I'm not making it like an appointment. When is it? Is it in the winter? It's in the winter, like Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Okay. What does the T in TGL stand for? Tiger? That's a good question. I just assumed it was Tiger. Is it not Tiger's?

32:32I was thinking it might be the. Is it not Tiger's League? I think it is, yeah. Is it the?

32:38PFT Commenter:It is the? What does the T stand for in TGL? Tomorrow's Golf League. Tomorrow's Golf League. Okay. Tomorrow's Golf League today. That sounds like the end of worlds kind of thing. Tomorrow's Golf League. Yeah. The future is here. Yeah. We're going to be playing on atomic bombed out courses. Tomorrow's Golf League. Wait, but is it not Tiger's Golf League? Tiger, Rory, and sports executive Mike McCarthy. Okay. Yeah, for some reason, I thought it was just... Is there a chance that TGL bought Liv? They're the investor? Maybe they're the exciting investor. I doubt it. That'd be cool. There's been no Liv players on TGL.

33:21PFT Commenter:That probably doesn't work. Would that be... And Rory. And Rory. You forgot about Rory. He's kind of a bitch about the whole like, oh. I didn't like to live. Were we told that the investor is exciting? Yeah. Okay. Potential, yeah. They're excited about the new investor, and then there's a potential whale coming in soon. Okay. Buckle up. Love that. We got a whale. Sick. We got a whale on the left. Potential whale. Let's go. Potential whale. Any stories you had, Zach? Tons of great stories out there. Tons of great days at camp this week. Yeah, really, I think the biggest story at Dolly Parton, you know, rest in peace.

33:59PFT Commenter:Dolly Parton, rest in peace. Hank, I have a question for you, actually. Yes, big cat. Is good good going to survive this? Yeah, I think they're good. I think they've come back around. How so? And Garrett released a video explaining everything kind of through like everyone under the bus. Like he was like, yeah, you know, he said good. I watched the first two minutes. He's like the good, good marketing team came to me. It's like how many people work at Goodwood? Like that's but that's like I wouldn't say the barstool. I'd say we came up with the idea. Like a barstool marketing came up to us. It would be like if our Brandon team like art, we do commercials all the time.

34:34PFT Commenter:No, I understand where you show up. But we have the ability to say, no, this is stupid. Like if our branded team said here, push this woman, I'd say no. But in the video, he showed the video. He was like it was a spoof of the Obsession movie, which was like the number one movie going on. It was like bad executed, and they showed the video. He's like, obviously, I never pushed her over when we were shooting it. Like it was edited that way. And like the girl, Alexis, who's like in Good Good, she was well aware of what was going on. Like she, you know. Yeah. I never pushed her. I don't condone it.

35:09PFT Commenter:Like, he did apologize. He also did some funny, like, throwing, like, everyone under the bus, being like, yeah, our marketing team came up with it. I thought it was a terrible idea. I thought it was worse when it came out. I saw it. I cringed. I should have said something. But I think, I mean. They shouldn't, by the way, they should not be, like, they had a TV show that they were supposed to come out on, like, Tuesday that, I guess, Golf Galaxy was, like, the main sponsor of. And at the last minute, they were like, we don't want to be sponsored anymore. So that had to get delayed so they could remove all the sponsorship.

35:38PFT Commenter:There's reports that they're in all the PGA Superstores and dicks that all their merch got pulled off the shelves. They're in dicks? Yeah, they're in dicks. Okay. Big dicks, guys. And I think all that news kind of put in perspective people like, all right, yeah, they fucked up. But this is way too serious. This is a mistake that, yes, it was a bad mistake, but you should be allowed to come back from mistakes. The apology video should have been Garrett saying, hey, yeah, it was a shitty ad. But what's wrong with people? Why is it this bad? Obviously, they don't condone violence. Like a golf video company, I don't think anybody thought that Good Good was saying with the ad that they like punching women.

36:27I don't think that anybody with a brain had that response. Garrett should have just been like, this is getting a little bit ridiculous. It was a bad ad. sorry that sucked we got to do better but like to to like have everybody turn on us and uh was it alexis yeah and her and and say that we like condone domestic but now that's the other thing it's not domestic violence it's just violence against women right like domestic violence that implies you're in a relationship together not just every time that a man hits a woman is domestic violence it's bad still bad but just be like we don't condone hitting women sorry it was a fucked

37:04PFT Commenter:bad thought it was funny it wasn't yeah move on yeah i think they just tried to you know they tried to delete it hope it went away it didn't go away try to just do it by like putting out a statement like a very like you know half half in half out statement that was the next day thought that would have it go away then it didn't go away and then it just snowballed like i think if garrett put this video out right away the day the video comes out attack it right away it's nothing yeah you gotta attack it like someone touched your driver yeah like instantly he'd be all over it yeah i mean i don't i i know a couple of those guys and i'm i i like a couple of those guys i think it's it's ridiculous to be like they can never work in youtube golf again that's so that's so insane that's also the lamest sentence to ever correct yeah these guys you'll never want to see you around these youtube golf streets again yeah unsubscribed unsubscribed uh All right, any other stories?

38:00PFT Commenter:Baseball's coming around. I mean, we got Max is – I actually haven't gotten a lot of texts about him. I think the Phillies have lost a couple in a row. But we'll have some baseball guests coming up after the start of football. We have real football this weekend, which I'm very excited for. Do you want to do a real – I'll do a real quick pick. I'm just going to go off. I have not looked at this, and I don't know – So none of these bets are going to be based on any type of research, but I'm going to give you two just off the top of my head. Ready? First thing I see. I'll take TCU minus nine and a half, and I'll do the USC over.

38:38PFT Commenter:There you go, 60 and a half. I'm just going to do that. You got to bet week zero. You got to tip your toe in. You got to get a little in there. Yeah, I don't have the number for it. Maybe you can tell me the UNLV over. Okay. Do them both. Absolutely love it. Whatever it was, I already put it in. What do you have there, Zach? Are you just reading trending topics? I was going for a late ad just in case. Yeah, yeah, go. Give us a couple of trending. Didn't have the late ad, but yeah. I mean, UFC's going to Shanghai. That'll be sick. Okay. This is like our bottom line. We should make Zach our bottom line.

39:11PFT Commenter:Go ahead. Shout out to Lil Wayne's son. Ripping kicks in high school. Okay. That's pretty big. Yeah. That's awesome. A lot of stuff on here about the commander's practice, but we did touch that. but so much stuff. You hear that, Hank? This is quickly becoming like the LeBron James getting dunked on thing where it's like this might be the worst thing to ever happen to a football team. Yeah. It's a lot of coverage. We know. You know what? This is also maybe the start of the championship DVD, though. It could be. It very well could be. In your defense, I did hear Hank audibly bury the lead on the second team.

39:44PFT Commenter:Yeah. Yeah. That wasn't in the tweet. It wasn't in the tweet. But you knew because I clarified it for you yesterday. I was just reading a tweet. You're doing it for clicks. No, I was just reading a tweet. If she wanted to clarify, she would have clarified it in her tweet, which I read. This is a Diamondbacks sweep Cubs series with walk-off and shutout. That's just wrong. Cubs don't just keep blowing, just like devastated. I keep having nights where I'm waking up and being mad about baseball games that I shouldn't be mad about. Okay, let's do Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore. Reese's. It's brought to you by Reese's.

40:17PFT Commenter:There's something for everyone when it comes to Reese's. We love Reese's. It is the classic cups. How about the ones with Oreos? Incredible. The big cups. The Reese's sticks. Reese's is the number one candy out there. It is one one pick on every single Mount Rushmore. Reese's are like the Stanley Cup champions. Carolina Hurricanes. That's how dominant they are. Reese's the best candy in the world. Reese's the official candy partner of Barstool Sports. Go get Reese's wherever you shop. Get a Reese's today. Okay, boys. Mount Rushmore of worst states. Yeah. I just want to say right now I disavow this Mount Rushmore.

41:00I think you all are great because I also don't have to participate.

41:04PFT Commenter:So no honorable mentions? No, I'm not going to do any honorable mentions today. That's not fair. Okay, I'll do one honorable mention depending on how you guys do. All right, here we go. Who's up first? don't piss off too many these people probably bought books thanks up first hank you're up first then who great who's after hank pf hank pft zach and then what's the score i i there's been so much talk about clinching and non-clinching and so if you're a listener and you we talked about it earlier pft needs to get come in last place i think what are you doing right now i'm just setting the scene but i could ask what the score is pft needs to come in last place the score you're not every single mal rushmore he asked you what the score he has to come in last place so if you're voting make sure that if you want to see it okay but that well it's not just i would have to come in last place but one person would have to come in first place every time but voting pft last would make things interesting statistically you understand i had to i had to celebrate the clinch given your reaction on on when you didn't clinch which pretty much did uh so pft has 12 zach has six i have seven uh we're state one one easy for me i've been to a lot of states in my time cool most of them it's mississippi oh brandon's gonna be so pissed it's such a dump like we did a whole he's going first into it I love it unfortunately it's Mississippi State too Brandon's gonna be upset but it's like they literally have one restaurant in like every single chain restaurant and that's the town you got pink eye there I got pink eye there a lot of the good restaurants are in the gas stations right you're gonna probably give us pink eye today yeah I'm well on my way but yeah Mississippi easy one one for me okay easy disagree and by the way this is all relative like we don't We don't dislike Mississippi.

43:07PFT Commenter:You just got to have a Mount Rushmore worst states. Yeah. Yeah. There's going to be one that's one and one that's 50. Yeah. That's how it goes. I think it's the highest percentage of African-Americans in Mississippi. That's interesting that Hank took them number one as a worst state. I'm just going on my personal experience. I just thought it was interesting. He got pink eye. Yeah. Just the stats. I'm going to go with North Dakota. North Dakota. It's going to be my first. Doesn't that have Mount Rushmore's then? South Dakota. Got it. South Dakota. Yep. That was one thing I made sure to check before putting on my Mount Rushmore.

43:39North Dakota, just not a lot. Yeah. Just not a lot. Great north. Yeah. Really? Zach? I'm going to go with California. Oh! I love that play, Zach! Go off! Two picks, right? No, no, no. Go off on California. Oh, California, you know? Yeah, we're talking worse states. I'm just going to go with California. there's 50 states four got to go on each list we got 12 states combined yeah yeah and my second pick i would like to take you gotta name another state second state we're gonna go with south carolina south carolina not a bad bet interesting okay you thought you were north carolina yeah but you're not Could never be better.

44:34Did North Carolina? No. No. North Carolina is awesome. North Carolina is top five state.

44:39PFT Commenter:Yeah. Embrace the bait. Okay. PFT. Do you guys have the balls to do what Zach did? Zach just went with an objectively highly rated state and said, fuck that state. It could take. I mean, I appreciate the balls that it takes. Yeah. What it could have been and what it once wasn't. I mean, California has everything, Zach. It's got warm weather. It's got mountains. Have you had one conversation with Jerry O 'Connell this week? L.A. He's told us it's over. It's got San Diego. It's got San Francisco. It's got Sacramento. Oh, he said California is over. No, he's saying L.A. No, no, no. L.A. The city of L.A.

45:15PFT Commenter:No, you have not had a conversation. He has said California is over. L.A. California has. He literally has said California. L.A. Oh, shut up. California has Jerry O 'Connell. I was born in California. I would never put it on my list. Okay. Respect. It's back to me. Yeah. All right. Second pick. I'm going to go with.

45:40Delaware. Yeah. Delaware doesn't really sound like a state. What's going on, Delaware? Yeah. You're basically like taxes. Taxes. You're the Lesotho of Maryland. Delaware sounds like it should be the capital of the state.

45:51PFT Commenter:I mean, I will say I've heard like Dewey Beach is sick. Dewey Beach is pretty cool. But that's the only thing I've ever heard about Delaware. And I'm sure that's nice, but I have not heard any follow-up. Yeah. The thing is, Dewey Beach is a good beach. I've been there. I went there a few times growing up in the area. But 10 times out of 10, I'd rather go to a Jersey Beach, and I'd rather go to Ocean City, Maryland, or I'd rather go to the eastern shore of Maryland or Virginia. Okay. Delaware on the list. You made the list, Delaware. Hi. We're in Delaware. Good job with the whole having every company in the world registered there, though.

46:27That's pretty cool. Flacco. Flacco. Flacco. Well, Flacco spent like, what, two years there?

46:34PFT Commenter:Flacco. Shame. He went there. He went two years there. Flacco. All right. Flacco. Flacco. Two picks for me. Again, I'm going to go with personal experience. I'm going to go with New Mexico. Yeah, that's a good pick. There's nothing in there. Nothing in there. Is your time in New Mexico just when we were there? I've driven through New Mexico probably, I don't know, several times. Yeah. we've driven through there a few times i've driven through yeah there a couple other times going to arizona you're wrong about california no it's it's genuinely like texas has some bad parts too of driving where you're driving and you're like i'm in the middle of fucking nowhere this is awful but texas has some good parts new mexico you get through texas and let's say you're going to arizona or california it's just it's brutal it's brutal there's nothing there it's literally like hey next gas station like 150 miles like yeah if We're strictly talking the highway.

47:26I would agree. It's not a great highway drive through, but Santa Fe is a beautiful city and they've got mountains to ski on. They've got actually some really good food, which is like a combination of Mexican food and Native American food that makes a really good mix. But yeah, I think it's a beautiful state.

47:42PFT Commenter:I disagree. I think it's one of the one of my worst. Okay. Okay. And then this one, I had a lot of personal history. I think when the show started before I realized how big it was, I said some nasty things about it and got a lot of like death threats, like probably the meanest fan base, worse than worse than Philadelphia. And then last week when I went to live, I was joined by big cats assistant, Dom, who was from the state and we were in the car for probably eight hours there and back. We stopped, played a little golf. So like we spent the entire day to get together, probably 12 to 14 hours. He brought up different, whether it was the calves, whether it was the fucking Indians, whether it was his high school football team like akron we talked about akron for like two hours and i i had to i had to like i snapped i snapped it was like stop talking about ohio like i like stop so ohio is on this list it started with lebron and the calves and i said some nasty shit about them in cleveland and people got really mad and then it was just re-emphasized last week like i like state pride but like ohio might be on the mount rushmore of state pride state dom and tate are like like they're both psychos and like yeah for a shitty state it is it is like a sneaky populist state like there's a lot of people that live there he was like when i think of ohio want to move to ohio it's like no one wants to move to ohio unless you're from ohio no one wants to no one's like you know what i want to do in life i want to make so much money so that I can move to fucking Ohio.

49:20Did you see the commercials that they would play during football games like last season? No. It was essentially a guy that moves to Ohio and then he meets a woman and it's like, come to Ohio, get married. That was their ad campaign. I kind of like, I respect Ohio because there's a lot. There's a lot. You're scared of Ohio. No, I'm not scared of Ohio. There's a lot of cool stuff there. But like in terms of like cultural contributions to American society, what are their main cultural exports.

49:47PFT Commenter:I asked him to Mount Rushmore people in Ohio. He said, that's North Carolina. He said, they split it. They were born in Ohio. Then they moved to North Carolina where the first flight happened. And now there's a license plate battle between who gets to claim them. The teacher that got blown up with the O-rings in the Challenger, Ohio. That was his answer. I said, who's on the Mount Rushmore people from Ohio? And he said, I thought she was New Hampshire. I don't know. This was his answer. I don't know. I actually think she was from New Hampshire too now that you say that. I mean, some obviously incredible basketball players right there from Akron, Steph Curry.

50:22PFT Commenter:Yep. But yeah, Ohio's my pick. I got no issues with Ohio. Toledo, shout out Toledo. Yeah, she was from New Hampshire. He doesn't even know that's how little people. That's brutal. Yeah. I have the key to the city in Toledo, so I will have to defend the state of Ohio. I will defend the state of Ohio. Well, I mean, there was a battle that was fought over Toledo. Some would say that Toledo belongs to Michigan. Yeah. A war was fought for that city. What about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Yeah, good stuff. Love it. There it is. Okay. 17 Things America Should Thank Ohio for. Are you ready for this?

50:54They're the only state that's got a flag that's not a rectangle. Yeah. It's like a weird triangle-ish shape. Superman.

51:02PFT Commenter:Check. No, he's from Krypton. No, no, no. I think the guy, Stan Lee. Did Stan Lee come up with Superman? Who cares? I now have to pay for this article. Hold on. Let me see if I can read through the ad. So I can't give you any context on any of these. Quaker Oatmeal is number two. Hot Dogs, number three. Stadium Mustard Rubber. That's five. Skyline Chili, six. I'm not helping Ohio right now. Phonographs, eight. Buckeye Candies, that actually is elite. The Chocolate Peanut Butter, those are awesome. Pop Top Can. Airplanes, that's a big one. Lifesavers. the National Football League. Oh, checkmate.

51:48PFT Commenter:How do they have the NFL is 14? Behind rubber. Rubber and pop-top cans. The NFL is a pretty big one. Also football. Yeah. Oh, and also the thing you guys are all obsessed with and spend every waking hour thinking about. That too. Hot-ass hookers and trailer parks. Yeah. Okay. Hank, Godspeed on that pick. do you think it was if you had not spent 12 hours with dom probably not it would probably maybe fourth round i don't know the the again i i said it before but you know we're talking about the 10-year anniversary of the book and stuff i like it was i think that was the calves 2016 run and i hated lebron i talked a lot of shit about cleveland not when i didn't realize i guess how big the show was or how like yeah the the reach we had because I was kind of joking around, kind of serious, but the hate that I got after that was one of those eye-opening moments.

52:45PFT Commenter:Like, oh, wow, there's a lot of people that listen to the show. Apparently a lot from Ohio, and apparently a lot that want me dead. So that was one of those, like, oh, I think people actually listen to this thing. Yeah. All right, PFT, you have a pick? Arkansas. Ooh, Arkansas. Easy one. Arkansas, you got the Clintons, you got the Huckabees, and you got the Duggars. Well, Walmart. Take your pick. Oh, yeah. Well, toss Walmart in there, too. You got the Walmart family in there. Hot Springs, Arkansas is awesome. That is, I've heard, pretty cool. Yes. Really cool town. But everything besides Hot Springs.

53:18Isn't that where Al Capone went there to try to cure his syphilis? Correct.

53:21PFT Commenter:And it was also where the Yankees did spring training. A lot of baseball teams used to do spring training there. So, like, Babe Ruth, they're like, this is the bathtub Babe Ruth satin. Yeah. So, Al Capone. Skid marks on it. Al Capone, he had an itchy penis. And so, he would travel to Arkansas and sit in this lake. And he'd be like, I think. No, not a lake. It was like they have the hot springs coming off of the mountain into bathtubs and soaking rooms. It should be like, I'm going to sit in this special Arkansas water, and then my dick will be fine. It wasn't. Spoiler. No. So, yeah, Arkansas. I think that's a pretty easy pick.

53:52Arkansas. I've driven through it a few times as well. Stayed overnight in Little Rock probably six or five times, I'd say. Not a great state. Not a great state. All right. Zach, you have the last two. All right. I'm going to go with Utah. Oh, sneaky one. Utah just feels like they got some shit going on. I feel like Utah is beautiful.

54:13PFT Commenter:But Utah Sneaky might be our lowest AWL listenership. You think so? I don't know. Do you think Mormons are listening to this show? I think when they want to be bad. Yeah. Yeah, I guess there's a lot of people that aren't Mormons that live in Utah, too. Yeah, but if you're Mormon, it's like, what do you have? You can sneak off to the soda shop. Or you can listen to part of my tape. The geology is beautiful. It is absolutely gorgeous state. Yeah, but give those Legos back. Got to give those Legos back. That all occurred in Utah. That's not cool. Yeah. Bricks and minifigs. Fuck bricks and minifigs.

54:45You guys are thieves. I know what Zach's talking about. What happened? You'll go down a rabbit hole on this one. Zach, two minutes. Zach, two minutes. Two minutes. Go. All right. There's a Lego sourcing company that stole this guy's Legos. He loaned the company his Legos on consignment. they they canceled the franchise took the sets it was like their family's entire inheritance or like family net wealth to what two hundred thousand yeah two hundred thousand lego sets uh they're like no there's no sets we don't have the sets those aren't been sets those are his sets give them back you guys suck you utah third pick allegedly allegedly super allegedly okay i zach i i did find that in my youtube algorithm like three weeks ago and before i knew it i had watch five hours of YouTube videos about what happened to this guy's Legos.

55:34Fourth pick. We're going to go just based off the map. Most of my life. This corner, I'm going Washington because I used to think, what's going on up there?

55:43PFT Commenter:Okay. You're picking beautiful states. But I'm going to take Washington as my fourth pick. He's being true to himself, though. Current Super Bowl champion state. Yeah. True. I don't think you're going to win this draft. That could have been to anyone who was looking directly at you when I whispered. I missed that. Look, if I lose this draft, that's just because you want to the great states of the United States of America. You want to go out on your states? Yeah. All right. PFT. All right. I'm going to go with. Kansas. It's Kansas. OK. Kansas. Flat. Wheat. kansas hank they they don't even have the best kansas city that's true that's crazy that's true the state of kansas is ranked number two in states that have kansas cities barbecue yeah barbecue is okay i don't think it's basketball i don't think it's the best uh barbecue in the country i'd say i put i put texas above it i put north carolina barbecue in front of it i put tennessee in front of it um yeah again i think that's all you need to know it's a it's got the second best kansas probably i've been to kansas yeah you have okay i've been to kansas we went to we went in to george brett remember we stayed in kansas city or was that in missouri that isn't that yeah it is that is no you're right because i think i think the stadium no i thought the stadium was in Missouri is not It's in Missouri Yeah I don't think we went across Even the Royals My last pick I was thinking about pandering And just taking Rhode Island Because it's the smallest populace But I like Rhode Island I'll take the worst of the Dakotas And take South Dakota On the Mount Rushmore Mount Rushmore Shitty tourist destination No offense okay great segment shitty tourist destination okay you show up you go oh there's mountain all right see ya um yeah south dakota okay all right good mount rushmore cold i i would have if i were participating in this mount rushmore i would have made the case listen i understand natural beauty is counting for something i got nothing for alaska literally no i was thinking about that shit for i ain't ever going it's so far far away i would like to go though but dude it's so far away do they even have golf there i would just go fishing uh go fishing i don't even need a i don't even need a rod i don't know i just think that like alaska so much land i know they just look at that there's a fucking moose on the golf course alaska gets a lot of pub just because it's so like different and weird it's just like all right i get it like you know you're way up there it's cold i mean it's definitely inconvenient to get to but i think i think it's got to be a top maybe it probably definitely top 10 beauty state oh yeah and once good for them it's never never gets you probably golf at 11 o 'clock at night there he probably could unless it was wintertime then you couldn't golf at all really good crab all right good mount rush for excellent sam were there any that you were thinking about picking zach i thought you were gonna play the hits it would have been great if you just went straight like i thought about California, New York.

59:16PFT Commenter:Yeah. I thought about taking Massachusetts. Take the state of Chicago. Just really fire the people up. We started there. We didn't finish there. Yeah. New York's not a bad pick. It's just so big. Yeah. Wait, you mean it's not a bad state? No, it's a bad state. I don't think New York's a bad state. It's big enough that there's some good parts. Oh, got it. You like Buffalo? Yeah. Which is pretty. It's very like Ohio coded. It is. Yeah. It's all people care about. Basically, Ohio. Yeah. I think Ohio people are going to be mad. No. No, they actually don't care at all when you bash the state of Ohio.

59:55PFT Commenter:They're really cool about it. Am I wrong? Yes, I think you're a little wrong. I don't think Ohio is that bad. You're right about the fact Ohio people are crazy about Ohio. That is a fact. Like I said, if we had a Mount Rushmore State pride, they'd be very high up there. I've been to some very nice places in Ohio. Do you think anyone's ever that's not from Ohio had dreams and goals of ending up in Ohio? Yeah. See, you guys are just scared. No, no, no. I'm thinking about it. Probably not. Probably not. Because I disagree with you, it must mean that I'm scared. No. Hank, I know you don't believe that.

1:00:36I'll answer you. Probably not.

1:00:37PFT Commenter:I do not think people from outside of Ohio are like, I can't wait to someday move to Ohio. Yes, there are some people, they live in Kentucky, and they're like, I can't wait to get to - No, Kentucky's nice. Yeah, but a lot of people are like, I can't wait to get to Cincinnati, cross that bridge. I'm going to move to the big city when I grow up. What about the birthplace of grit? Youngstown. We've been. It's fine. There's your Youngstown review. I like Youngstown. The Italian Street Festival was pretty sick when we did a rough and rowdy there. Hank, I was surprised you didn't take Pennsylvania. It's kind of like New York.

1:01:15PFT Commenter:Pennsylvania's got a lot. Yeah. The middle has got nothing, but each side's got good cities. But much like Ohio, Hank has a history of denigrating the good people of Pennsylvania. Philadelphia, though. So, Pittsburgh, Penn State, we are. Yeah, we are. You always are. Yeah. You stay are. Okay, let's get to Jerry O 'Connell in his fantasy preview. Before we do that, Pete, he's got a couple of ads. Before we get to Jerry O 'Connell, he's brought to you by our great friends over at BetterHelp, the show sponsored by BetterHelp. You've heard me talk about BetterHelp for a long time, but I don't know that we've ever actually talked about how much people love this service when they use it.

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1:04:14PFT Commenter:Okay, it is time. Jerry O 'Connell is here. Well, we should say Michael O 'Connell is here. We will get into that as well. But Jerry O 'Connell is here. It is our fantasy preview for the 2026 season. Jerry, it's yours. The floor is yours. You have no shirt on. Your body looks incredible for 58 years old. It's like you're scrumptious. That's what I'd say. That's the word I'd use, scrumptious. Thanks so much. It's so exciting to be back. I got to say the pressure mounts every year. The pressure mounts every year. I'm not even making a joke here. I used to get nervous about all the uhs and ums because someone would count them.

1:04:58There was like an uh meter. I don't know. One. Shit. but now the pressure is uh now you're totally not thinking people really look to me as of a fantasy leader a guru yeah you are who people yeah and do people come up to you and and ask you you know what's funny start to marchays people do come up to me i was at lax by myself and a guy came up to me i should have known i was in trouble when he was wearing all panthers gear by the way this is off season so it's a little crazy if you're wearing all panthers gear and on your way connecting a flight to if they're playing tampa fine but it was like it was like june full panthers gear and he came up to me and grabbed my arm and terminal four of lax and went chuba hubbard chuba hubbard chuba and then just walked off and it's kind of hot i love it i love it i really I got you a little going.

1:06:01It's great. Mincy cornered me and just kept repeating over and over again, DJ Moore, DJ Moore, DJ Moore, DJ Moore.

1:06:10PFT Commenter:Oh, he's high on DJ Moore. Very high on DJ Moore. And I got to tell you, I do take that advice. He's, I mean, we'll get into it. He's a savant. He's high on a lot of stuff, though, to be fair. Wasn't it so sad and funny watching him try and round second yesterday? Yeah, then he took off the boot. He didn't take it off. He took it off. miracle oh gosh his doctor's gonna be a little upset about that yeah uh well he actually still sees a family pediatrician he found that out the other day he sees his child yeah yeah there's a there's an aquarium there's highlights magazine in the uh lobby it's actually an aquarium it's a vet yeah have they had to talk with him about getting the hpv vaccine yet i'm not sure i actually that's so we wouldn't we would actually not get into that uh and we'll bleep that out when you're a big boy or big person you uh yeah when he gets his shots the doctor does the little thing where like there's there's like the wooden yeah and like pricks him and then pricks him and then pricks you know just a little game oh yeah lollipop stuff um nose red nose i i know it's been adams i know it's been said a bunch but uh tim woods tim m m two m's is uh the hero of camp barstool is this a fantasy preview or the barstool camp recap all right you want to get into it no no no i'm just wondering you know i'm i'm last year you gave us uh open to everything open to the universe i've been dying to know what this year's theme is going to be all right jerry how many pages do you have big cat has been asking me all week long here at camp barstool how long is this going to be no that's not that was not how long is this going to be how many that was not the question that I asked you.

1:07:54PFT Commenter:I said, how much time do you need? Because I have other things I have to do. And you said, I need 90 minutes. I said, great. I allotted you already. I got to tell you, Big Cat, and I'm going to say this to your face. I don't care about you or PFT. I care about the AWLs and this being an educational experience. That's it. So if you have to sit here for two and a half hours yep go take a pee pee big cat because this is we're we're doing this we're doing this things take time yeah things do take time that said are we ready i'm ready i'm ready for this i've this is maybe the most informative episode of part of my take that we do per year i get excited for this every year you're just a lot of jokes but you come out here and you actually get you give some some good information all right right now jerry we're at the portion of of like the like we're sitting next to each other at a nice fancy dinner and our legs have brushed up against each other a couple times and you feel that bolt of electricity but we're still here with other people I just want to fuck okay me and you I want to be inside you well I want to be courted a little bit okay I can't just jump into bed is Hank not joining us he's here Hank do you want to join us no he's here when Jerry needs him he can come in i i didn't do this last year i think he's okay listen no hank come on hank all right he's load management this is actually smart of him because he knows the courting process no i i i'm defending just jump in here when he needs to be in he'll be in i would just i don't know i like having hank on the show come on hank why are you upset hank i don't hear i i don't think he has to be on until jerry starts bringing him up um because then when the box come on i'm gonna sit here please don't leave me hanging for the people on Netflix Hank is always part of the process wow a couple things about being here at Camp Barstool Rico Bosco's night terrors are pretty insane and PFT was talking to him last night it was like talking to another realm it was like you were having a full on conversation with him I was trying to walk him through it he was like he was looking for somebody and I thought maybe he was looking for Hank so I was like it's okay Rico Hank's here everything's gonna be okay hank's here and then he got confused by that and then i was just like it's okay rico rico's here rico's here it'll be fine he's like where's rico but we uh we got through it it was uh it was something um i do have to say when when he got into the fight i shouldn't say this but i'm going to and he was right about it when he got into the fight and i was holding him back and it's difficult to hold him back he was fighting with nicky smokes over some blown call I was holding him back and I was like Rico just calm down he was really like fired up spittle was coming out of his mouth and he looked at me and went a million views and he was right that thing got a million views he knows what he's doing alright let's start guys you ready?

1:11:00PFT Commenter:yes I'm ready to fuck you look great Jerry there it is you look incredible you look so good oh

1:11:13oh yeah oh crack it Jerry

1:11:21PFT Commenter:how many pages how many pages is that combination right by the way thank you to Jerry for uh doing the voice work for part of my book writing two chapters he's the best he's the best so fun it was a really good time and I'm sorry if my uh Portnoy accent was a little New Yorkish. The Boston accent is a little tough. You getting a blankie, Hank? Is this like an ad thing? Hank, blankie. No, I'm a little chilly. He's a little chilly. Okay. Here we go.

1:11:54I'm going to say it again. We're going to be open to the universe this season. Oh. I can't have – you know, a few years ago, if you recall, I was like, we've got to draft Darren Waller in the fourth. that didn't work out right um last year i was like we've got to draft jayden daniels he's gonna break all records yeah every record you said yep every record and that didn't work out some would say it was even like a like a like a jinx curse um i'm actually i'm i'm going to ask i'm a little nervous this year because so much is happening there's so many injuries it's i'm asking the awls for help this year i would like help i'm going to be very open with uh during the draft i'm going to talk to zach about maybe even streaming it i i need help this year and it needs to be constructive help it can't be what's that basic i'm listening um i i just like i'll be the first to admit i can't get over the hump i haven't won no you can't win the big one i i just can't you can't um so i was gonna do something a little different this year where i was gonna go round by round player by player and not okay and not team by team every player hank are you like well i was gonna go every round player by player individually okay but i uh i uh i have like uh i do some whenever i do recording i go to like a walk in we have a walk-in closet um it's mostly my wife's clothes it's all my wife's clothes um but the sound is very good in there it sort of dampens the sound it doesn't sound hollow like a cabin in northern wisconsin um and i i recorded myself going round by round and i played it back and it was uh it was super boring and it went on way too long unlike other like fantasy previews that i've done we can't have that and um i realized like when when you draft a player you're not just drafting a player you're buying into a a team you know you're you're buying into a a a process a thought process a system a way of life what's the word i'm looking for a a a family so we were not doing the round by round thing a philosophy so that like all that said we're gonna start with the afc east okay okay okay so you recorded an entire a rehearsal and it was it was shit yeah it uh it just went on it seemed to go on way too long uh-huh it just went on and on and on files um how many times did you listen back to it just three times i gotta i gotta send that to us um okay let's start with miami it's sort of interesting what are our feelings again i'm asking for help what are

1:15:01PFT Commenter:our feelings on malik willis he's pretty good last year yeah i thought so too he was good in a on a good team yeah with a good so you're saying the packers are a good team they were last year They went to the playoffs. Okay. A good team, good coaching staff. Will he be able to do it on a worse team, worse run franchise? Right. Well, his receivers are Tutu Atwell and Malik Washington, and I don't have much confidence in either of them. So I think he's going to have a little trouble in the passing game. I am pretty high on Devin Ochain. Devin Ochain. you had 12 tds last season 1300 yards elite pass catcher do you you said his name wrong twice a chan a chain a chan um what do we know about bobby slowick his new offensive coordinator he was uh he was hot young offensive brain a couple years ago cj stroud i understand that year and then kind of but then he fell off fell off a little bit so i'm a little concerned about that offense other than yeah devon h a chan let's move on to the patriots so i can't tell are you are you high in the league for his rush i'm not okay yeah that was actually a very good dolphins preview yeah you said the one name that could possibly maybe be drafted if you had to do a two quarterback league yeah and then the one running and he is last time i was doing mock drafts i don't know what's going to happen when this comes out if someone's injured or something happens he was going in the second round and I think he's uh I think he's worthy yeah yeah he's very good yes and he's very fast um that was really good Jerry let's go to the Patriots take a compliment one time um Jesus Christ I think and I can't believe I'm saying this I think Drake May is going to break all records next season and just be I think he's going to have an incredible season Me too.

1:17:04I think the addition of A.J. Brown. I think the addition of A.J. Brown working with head coach Rabel. I think Trevion as a running back who had 90 Ds and splitting carries, splitting time.

1:17:21Romeo Dobbs. Now, I'm going to talk about other receivers that they have in a second. I think we could have as many as three Patriots on our team next year I think they're going to really have a huge year and I think Drake May is going to I know last year I said that about another quarterback but I believe Drake May is going to break all records this year I think he's going to be the guy I think he's young

1:17:53PFT Commenter:I feel great about that coming from a guy like Jerry. What's that supposed to mean? He's a fantasy expert. Yeah. I have some questions. Isn't it incredible that we haven't heard anything about that Taylor Swift wedding? Like nothing has come out about it? We actually did. What? We heard some things. We heard some things. We're not going to say who we heard them from, where we heard them from, because we are good friends. But we heard some things. not bad things just how crazy it was yeah 30 million dollar wedding that's what they're saying it's crazy i mean that's like i mean if max has had five weddings you figure what like uh at least like a few like tens of thousands of dollars each wedding yeah at least um we could have three you do sandler officiated anybody talk about that yeah yeah yeah you think he did the baby voice or you think he did like the adult like the ring the circle it's like a circle Billy Madison you think he did like I now pronounce you mean yes or do you think he was like I'm gonna take this seriously no I think he did the former do you tell us where take this tight end to be your awfully wet husband do you know the sandman Do you know the Sandman?

1:19:20Yeah, very nice man.

1:19:22PFT Commenter:Is there any chance you could get into his clique? Because it feels like if you are, you just get into his movies. I'm not that tight with him. I'm not that tight with him. We should try that. Do you think at the wedding he wore shorts? Yeah. Shorts and a big... I hope so. Golf shirt. Zip up sweatshirt. Yeah. He probably actually asked to keep one end of MSG open so he could hoop. Yeah. my only issue with the patriots is we're not in this show just yeah the only my only issue with the patriots and this is a serious question okay all records we're sort of watching it happen with deshaun watson right now we watched it happen with tiger woods yeah someone and i'm i'm being serious for a second we're following we've seen we've seen someone go through a scandal yep yeah And performance-wise, they were never the same.

1:20:16Right. Are we in agreement with that? Yes. We've seen this before. Hank, Deshaun, Tiger, are we in agreement with that?

1:20:24PFT Commenter:With Deshaun and Tiger, we have seen them go through scandals, yes. And never be the same. Tiger came back. But he never was the fully same. He won. He won a Masters, yeah. But he wasn't dominant. He wasn't Pete Tiger. Clearly number one in the world. Do we agree on that, Hank? which scandal it's candles before that too yeah no i'm just saying would you agree on that no okay all right okay would you agree that we haven't seen the same to sean watson as we saw when he was one with the texans yes okay okay good point jerry so legal troubles they both have seen it before so these things do affect so legal issues legal issues yes sometimes they affect on field performance on course performance i'm concerned possibly we may see that with the patriots coaching staff this season okay that's my only trepidation about not drafting drake main saying he's going to break all records and be the best in the league so you're going so so you now it's my only trepidation but hank says that it doesn't it's not always the case So we're leaning again toward having three Patriots on our team.

1:21:38I do think AJ Brown is going to help Drake May. I think AJ Brown with an older, with a younger quarterback will sort of, I don't want to say get his way, but will take sort of that alpha role on that team that I think AJ thrives in. And I think Coach Rabel, if he doesn't go the Deshaun Tiger route, will help AJ. Do you think that AJ is sometimes too vocal and that could provide like a little instability for a lot? You know, it's funny. I've talked to my friend who's a huge Phillies fan. He's the guy who helps me with the poems and everything. Ryan, he's the television executive.

1:22:21PFT Commenter:Sony executive. He said to me once when AJ was like reading books on sidelines and causing a disturbance on the Eagles team. Yeah. he said this is how you want your wide receiver ones we've made that argument before that diva wide receivers are not always the worst thing you want a guy who's wired like that like hey I need to you can't have multiple it can go south but you hope it doesn't go south for some people who maybe suffer from deeper problems you know you want the guy who's basically says I am always open let me ask and Hank really be honest here please Hank Hank, you got to stop yawning.

1:23:01I'm not going to get mad at you, Hank, because I said some things on this podcast where I was sexual and I was I was talking about the company I was working for and and adding sexual acts toward Hank. And I'm not going to do that again. And I do want to apologize.

1:23:17PFT Commenter:I would like to apologize for yawning. I got like two hours of sleep last night. I was trying to just be off on the side of the camera and I got called in here to say nothing. But I will be honest with you. But can we get you a mountain? I like seeing your face, Hank. I'm sorry. But can we get you a Mountain Dew or something or a creamy Mountain Dew or anything? That was nice of you, Jerry. That was very big of you. Tasting great since 48. Apologizing to Hank for the time that you said that you would force yourself upon him. Well, I'm apologizing to Hank. I'm also apologizing to the extremely large company that I worked for that had to hear all that.

1:23:45That was an HR situation. You didn't work for two.

1:23:51PFT Commenter:All right, never mind. Hank, I do want to ask you, when this news came out about the 49ers owner this past week, about him going to a trailer park and soliciting a prostitute, did that immediately make you think of your owner of the Patriots? Yes, it did. Did it make you relieved? Like, look, everyone's doing it.

1:24:21PFT Commenter:Yeah, I guess. Okay. Now, let me ask you this. Obviously, we were just talking about him. A quarterback, Deshaun Watson, solicited, exposed himself, allegedly, and was punished by the league. What do you think? I mean, I know it's in the past now, But, well, do you think – how do you compare all of these acts and what the league should do? I am guessing that this is going to play out similarly. Yep. Similarly. As it did with Mr. Kraft where they're so rich. They're billionaires. They're going to get the best legal team and this is going to get thrown out in court and become essentially a non-issue even though it is an issue.

1:25:14He's already pleaded no contest, so it's not – I don't think it's going to court.

1:25:18PFT Commenter:So it's going nowhere. Yeah, he just got fined. Yeah, the legal process is already over. He served one day in jail. Time served. So that's the same as Robert Kraft. It's over. Yeah. Yeah. And they're going to pay. ESPN is not going to talk about it. Nope. They're going to move on from it. And that will be that. That's what happens when you're a billionaire. That's actually pretty astute. Okay. Yeah. Good to know. Hank, did you see the Aaron Rodgers? I mean, I know we're strictly barstool. we're strictly barstool Mountain Dew, Taste of Greats at 48 did you see the Aaron Rodgers, Pat McAfee interview Pat McAfee is on ESPN he's got a show on ESPN did you see the Aaron Rodgers, Pat McAfee training camp interview I did not anyone else see it he was questioning he was questioning why Yeah, yeah.

1:26:17Brought it on the show.

1:26:17PFT Commenter:Thanks for listening. Yeah, but. Good call, Hank. He was also questioning why no one else was talking about your coach. Yeah, it was my hot seat. Yeah. It was. That he was the only one that talked about it. Actually, Aaron, he wasn't. If you recall, we had a special episode of Part of My Take where I actually had some questions and I talked about it. Yeah. On ESPN? No, right here. I'm exclusively here. Aaron's point was about ESPN, the network. Yeah, but I think he was saying he was the only one who was willing to bring it up and talk about it. On ESPN. Yeah. But actually here, you guys were very nervous about bringing it up as like, well.

1:26:59I think that was ESPN. Yeah, I know. I know. But what I'm trying to say is like you guys seemed afraid. You were like, you guys were just watching the whole situation like a cuck. You guys were like cucks. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah. By the way, we have your trophy for you. you can ship it to me guys are like cucks I don't know why you guys didn't get cuck of the year maybe next year

1:27:20PFT Commenter:Jerry I've been thinking about it I don't think he's a cuck I really don't the thing that kind of pushed me over the edge was when he told us that he stood in his wife's closet for multiple hours talking to himself because he's scared to talk anywhere else in his house not a cuck

1:27:39Hank one last question do you think Robert Kraft sent like a like a signal message what what's like the app that like the sig that the messages burn signal or whatsapp the one i use with adam schefter when i send a dark web shit um do you think he sent a like a message to the 49ers owner like like an emoji like a crying laughing emoji or something yeah maybe like a pr crisis team or something oh yeah maybe a link to a team okay oh that's with the patriots okay we're probably gonna have three patriots yeah um i really regret saying

1:28:10PFT Commenter:how fast we went through the Dolphins. Yeah, I mean, it was the Dolphins. Let's move on to the Jets. Memes, what's up? Am I weird to feel really positive about the Jets this season? Is that wrong of me? Am I being tricked again? No, I think they probably have the best quarterback they've had in how long, memes? Aaron Rodgers got hurt. Zach Wilson sucked. Justin Fields wasn't good. Aaron Rodgers' second year was fine. Yeah, he was okay. But I would maybe take... I would say that the Jets have a very good roster, and we'll see about the quarterback. If he's average, then they could be good, yeah.

1:28:46Whose fault was the Raiders last season? Who do we pin that up? We don't talk about it. I don't remember who coached the team. We don't talk about who coached the team. We don't talk about who was quarterback.

1:28:54PFT Commenter:No, no, no, no, no, no. Scott's coach? Why don't we talk about that? No, we don't talk about that. I don't understand the joke. No, we just like Pete Carroll. We like Pete Carroll. He's a very good coach. I think that you get one mulligan, And that year just doesn't exist for him. So like, I mean, I'm sorry to say this and I'm sorry to make this show political, but is he like the Joe Biden of like coaches like out there? No, no. What? Like, what happened last year? Why should I get excited about the Jets this year? Yeah. If you were coached by Pete Carroll. That's it. Well, it was Chip Kelly. It was Chip Kelly.

1:29:32Chip Kelly ruined him. And Gino's a good guy on and off the field. Seven Sunday heroes. he's a recurring guest on part of my take you know i'm so afraid to bring this up but i live in calabasas it's a tony suburb of los angeles hank you should come out we have some golf courses out there and everything someone asked me to run for like a city there was a city council seat someone said you should fill it and i was like i don't have time i have the fantasy previews stuff like that and they said um it's it's like nothing just like do it you have to show up to like two meetings a year and i swear to you my first thought was someone's gonna dig up me imitating gino smith on part of my take and it's gonna i'm gonna get canceled and canceled and it's just not worth it do you know pft i could kill you when i texted you i don't feel comfortable doing this this might be wrong you were like no no it's fine do it everyone's gonna laugh it's great trust me it was awesome it was great it was great in fact can you just can you wrap up your Jets preview, but just as Gino Smith.

1:30:34No, I'm not doing that ever again. But I will say this. It's so good, though. Bring your cleats.

1:30:41I'm so sorry. I want to apologize to everyone. Please don't cancel me. I swear I'm an open-minded, kind individual. I really do. Oh, gosh. Brees Hall could be our fourth-round pick. I cannot believe he's going as late as the fourth. Memes, can you tell me why he's going as late as the fourth round? He just seems like such a stud to me.

1:30:58PFT Commenter:Oh, Jets. Oh, wow. No, it's fair. I'm not fighting Hank. Why do you think Brees is going as late as a fourth? Groin injury right now. Okay. Let's move on to Buffalo. Josh Allen, if we do miss on Drake May, who's going to break all records, could be our quarterback. If he falls to us in the third round, if he's around there, he may go earlier than that. I got to tell you why I kind of believe in Josh Allen. When I had children, I became a good worker. I didn't stop going out. Big Cat, speak on this. Yeah. you you you feel uh everything goes into perspective but just hold on a second you said that if if we don't get drake may we'll take josh allen do you think that drake may is going to go before josh no i don't but if for some reason there's like a run on quarterbacks right like i think the run on quarterbacks might start with josh allen if we're at the late i don't know when we're picking right if we're in the third or fourth round and josh allen is available before We're obviously taking Josh.

1:31:59All right.

1:31:59PFT Commenter:Yes, I agree with that. I just wanted to double check my fantasy expert. Jerry, you haven't picked the draft order for a league yet. Usually you're in charge of that. And by in charge, I mean, you just kind of do it. Just give us first pick again. Well, I'm not doing that again because I did it once. And I know there's a lot of professional athletes on that chain. And I'm not sure if Geno Smith is. I don't know who the professional athletes are. I just know they're rich. professional athletes and someone kept writing who the fuck is this guy who the fuck is this guy because i did it like sometimes i do things like shirtless and they were like who the fuck is this guy get this fucking guy off my chain like who the fuck are you this this is not introduce yourself you're just like here's me a shirtless guy and here's your order and here's your order and i'm picking first uh it's kind of how you could forgive them for being like hey who is this guy CJ McCollum was a great basketball player, by the way.

1:32:55And that buzzer beater was, I know it was against the Knicks. That was, he did make that shot in time. It was incredible. Look it up. Everybody knows that. Anyone who's a Knicks or a fan knows what I'm talking about. Has a winery. We should say the McCollum family winery. We should give them a plug. Believe it's in Oregon or Washington in the Pacific Northwest. It does change you being a father, though. Yeah, for sure. You know, you're not just worried about like golf, you know, all the time. Right.

1:33:27PFT Commenter:Absolutely. I think there's the bump. The baby bump is real. You know, just think about like women in Dallas, you know.

1:33:40You ever in touch with her, Hank? No. No contact at all? No. You don't think about her? Nope. I think it better. Yeah, we know. We know you do. What's up, Tiff? Let's move on to the AFC North. It's funny. I am sleeping next to Jersey Jerry, who just like every night before we go to sleep, like leans over and is like, can you believe he's a, people don't know this, Jersey Jerry's a thumb sucker. Yeah. He is big time. And he like takes his thumb out and he goes, you better fucking talk about the Steelers

1:34:22PFT Commenter:well he wants you to tell you about like deep dark Hollywood shit yeah he wants to know about the pedophiles you know he keeps asking that's so weird any rituals you had to do Jerry he keeps asking like tell me about some secrets yeah I did give him a little bit I told him about the audition I went on where the gentleman came to the door and just a robe I did tell him that he didn't want to hear that at all i don't want to hear that i don't hear that you're gonna talk about the steelers right um i'm very interested in the steelers uh i am interested to see if coach mccarthy and aaron rogers can reignite their magic how do we feel about that there has been about 20 years in between um when they were winning super bowls i feel good about it jerry i do i think uh some of the off the field stuff with aaron rogers points in a good direction for like a reuniting that's kind of been the theme of his past years you know mending fences moving forward people that used to be close with him and so i feel like getting back with his old coach maybe they weren't super happy with each other at the end but it feels like that's like something that's throughout his entire life pulling him in that direction so i i think this might be the year that the steelers win a playoff game is it like people who go through like a divorce like they call up like an ex and it's like just comfortable and they just like just like feel comfortable with them yeah i'm talking sexually yeah i agree yeah do you i mean do you know anybody like that in your life that would call up an ex i don't just please don't i don't i don't because i get into so much trouble you don't even understand just you just don't there's multiple ways that go just don't yeah Guys I'm begging you Are we talking

1:36:09PFT Commenter:Everywhere you live Oh I was talking Hank Hank

1:36:18Hank Hank no Hank you're just You're just lighting me up Hank I'm telling you I'm like I haven't slept I'm next to like in a room Where we can't sleep I Hank you really

1:36:32PFT Commenter:You wanted me here. I don't know what I was supposed to do. You asked him to be there. You can't be upset. I'm not going to get upset. Hank is not going to get under my skin. What about you, Nexus? Like if you called up like Juliana Rancic. No one even knows what you're talking about. No one even knows what you're talking about. We're Team Jerry, by the way. No one even knows what you're talking about. Strong and hard Team Jerry. um it's something interesting is happening in uh in pittsburgh because um uh pittman is there now pittman came from the colts so it's a little more difficult we were kind of high on dk metcalf who had a not a great year last last season um i'm leaning more toward drafting pittman over metcalf i have to tell you i just uh and and the thing that really turns me on i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm some receivers that that played under the mccarthy aaron rogers yeah team jordy nelson remember these names greg jennings donald driver devonta adams randall cobb like is that pitman rogers this next season possibly uh we're staying away from their backfield because uh jalen warren and rico dowdle who's now on the steelers are going to split carries if you remember rico dowdle Took a lot of carries from Chuba.

1:38:06But, wow, that Aaron Rodgers interview on, can you put your phone down a sec, Pia? Yeah, I was looking to see where Kenneth Gainwell went because I remember he was no longer on the Steelers. I didn't know what team he was on because he was really good on the Steelers last year. He's a buck, by the way.

1:38:24Wow, Aaron Rodgers really covers it all when he goes on that Pat McAfee show. how about he was calling out fauci and all that stuff like where do we stand on this podcast like was it a lab or a wet market uh are you talking about on personally yeah lab lab yeah i i have no idea are you just like afraid to take a stand no i actually have no because i've seen so much stuff on both sides and i'm like probably a lab i'm team lab what are the chances that it was not to get political, what are the chances it was developed in a lab in Wuhan and then also discovered outside that lab in Wuhan and had nothing to do with the lab?

1:39:07What do you think, Jerry? I'm going to go with lab. I just think there's just too many coincidences. Hank, where do you stand?

1:39:17PFT Commenter:Lab. Sounds like we're all lab. Yeah. Well, PFT didn't really answer. He was like, but it could have been outside the lab. I mean, I can pretend to be a scientist and tell you, but I yeah, common sense would say lab. But I the truth is, I actually don't know. All right. We're still in the AFC North. The Bengals, you know, it's funny. Real problem with the Bengals. First of all, Jamar Chase, as we're recording this, limped off the field yesterday. We hope he's OK. Prayers for Jamar. no it's not that serious someone's limping off that was prayers for damar oh but that was like someone passed away yeah um briefly well he didn't really yeah he's um you know i i do love joe burrow in the sense that he's he's got t higgins and jamar chase's weapons like that's like that's like fantasy wet dream but do we believe on this podcast and we don't like we're not negative do we believe he's going to play all an entire season an entire yes we do i do i would very much like him too yeah well so we would all like him too the the league is better when when when joe burrow is out there all season yep but i mean it's just i i i get so scared drafting any bengals because they do have injuries, especially at the quarterback position.

1:40:49Like Chase Brown in the third round, he's sort of like just a workhorse, unsung hero in fantasy. Where do we stand on our quarterbacks going to fashion shows and all that stuff in the offseason? Yeah, he's in Europe, right? Just Europe a lot, just high fashion, a lot of like... I think whatever it is. The air is always changing, always changing. Not for me personally, but whatever it is, it's probably good for your quarterback to have something besides football that he's passionate in. Just like get a little break for a little bit. So I think it's a real good thing. But I mean, like take someone like we see footage of like Sam Darnold, like just sitting in airports, like studying film, like in the off season.

1:41:33Like, like do you, if you had a franchise, Would you want your quarterback?

1:41:39PFT Commenter:I'd want them to express themselves however they wanted to. Okay. Well, then your personal leagues, you can draft Joe Burrow. We're still in the AFC North. So you're saying you're not drafting Joe is what I'm hearing. Again, I'm open to the universe. If he falls to us in a later round and we don't have a quarterback at that point because we've missed on Josh Allen and Drake May, who's going to break all records, then I would feel a little tingly drafting him. But listen to this. He could be QB1.

1:42:18He could get injured. These are things that happen in fantasy. So true. As your fantasy manager, I have to take all these things into account. You remind us that injuries can happen. I hadn't thought about it like that. Hey, what was the shit that you guys were pulling when we were driving out to the airport when you were saying that there's some DraftKings fantasy guy, you were whispering to each other that there's a fantasy specialist?

1:42:40PFT Commenter:We're open to the universe here on Pardon My Take, so we are always open to... So who's the fantasy guy you were saying is getting to touch his game? Because we haven't had him on the show yet, but when DraftKings, if they ask us, hey, we've got this person that is also a partner of ours and we think he'd be a good fit on PMT for a fantasy episode, then we have to certainly take it into consideration. Were you whispering to each other? is like, you wanted me to hear that. No, no, no. I actually didn't know that you heard until just now. Jerry, would you like to have more information or less information?

1:43:11I mean, I guess more information, yeah.

1:43:12PFT Commenter:There you go. So open to the universe. Let's move on to Baltimore. Lamar, if he falls to us in the third, is always in the mix. Derrick Henry in the second falls to us. Let me ask you this, Jerry. If both Lamar and Josh fall to it, because you said that same thing about those two quarterbacks. So it's the third round. It's your pick. Lamar is on the table. Josh is on the table. who you're taking here's the thing and you obviously know less about fantasy than i do that's definitely true a draft is a weird nebulous moving it's like it's like tiffany gomas like you can't like pin it down you don't know what mood it's going to be in where it's going to be you it's like it's like the it's like the bermuda triangle yeah it's like a chuba cabra exactly if we're in the third late in the third and Josh Allen is there for some insane reason we're taking it if in the second these maniacs we're in this league with start having a run on quarterbacks you just don't know what's going to happen I'm just saying I'm open to the universe and I'm going to be definitely live on X I may be streaming with Zach I'm going to let everybody know who's there we're going to be open to the universe Derrick Henry obviously back at Baltimore unless you didn't answer the question though I did answer the question Josh or Lamar of course I think Josh so far we've got Josh over Lamar Lab over Wet Market Drake May over both yeah

1:44:50Robert Kraft texting 49ers owners there's this x account called polymark i don't even know what it is i just like my my x algorithm is just all fantasy football these days there was some rookie jacori lane the the usc rookie everyone's telling the x seems to be telling me i should be drafting him um okay this is really interesting and big cat you have to answer this for me yeah the the the ravens have a new offensive coordinator who came from the Bears. Why, after the Bears' last great season, would an offensive coordinator leave that situation? Because Ben Johnson is the offensive coordinator.

1:45:36Right. So you're saying, I believe it's Declan Doyle is the offensive coordinator? Yes. Wanted to call plays, and Ben Johnson doesn't allow him to...

1:45:45PFT Commenter:Well, no, I think Ben Johnson gives... I mean, he obviously had an important role with the Bears, but I think that Ben Johnson, part of... he's he's even said this because Antoine Randall called plays in the first preseason game in the second half he's like he's gonna Ben Johnson said he's gonna be a head coach soon he Ben Johnson I think believes that uh pumping up your guys promoting your guys is a good strategy versus being like oh we don't want them to leave we don't want to you know trying to block them he wants his guys to be successful and ultimately it it's not as much of a ding when Ben Johnson is the offensive guy who's going to be the head coach who's never going to leave.

1:46:21And I'm actually not throwing shade. You're not Hank. Declan Doyle, this was a step up for him? Yeah, because he's going to have more control.

1:46:32PFT Commenter:Ben Johnson, it's like Kyle Shanahan or Sean McVay. The offensive coordinators for the 49ers or the Rams, they're offensive coordinators. They might be calling into the quarterback, but the game plan and the offensive philosophies and everything that goes into it is the head coach. So Ben Johnson is kind of the offensive coordinator, and then Declan Doyle now is going to have more on his plate with the Ravens. No, I just wanted that situation. Yeah. Would you rather have a promotion or not a promotion? Well, I didn't realize. My only question was, I understand promotions, but going from offensive coordinator to offensive coordinator, some would call that a lateral move.

1:47:08I just wanted to know. You're saying it's a promotion. Yeah, it is. I do want to say I did have a boss once a director named Kenny Leon who the day he walked in saw the whole cast and the first thing he said was my job here is to make sure your next job is better than this job that's what Ben Johnson does did that work out for you

1:47:33like acting wise it's been a little quiet you should be in more movies we believe in you I was in a Tubi movie this year

1:47:41PFT Commenter:yeah summer's last resort look it up the girl's name is summer which is confusing um but uh but i i like that philosophy um all right still in the afc north hank what's going on with your phone just checking it um okay here we are at the browns um i i just i can't you know i mean quinshawn jug junken judkins they're running back uh i i just i just can't i just can't i mean the computers are telling us to draft him if he falls to us but i just god you know what's funny um i don't like getting massages okay like i i'm i'm why well that's funny you said that you know it's funny and i realized that was funny well i i just i'm not kidding i don't like getting them like do you guys get massages regularly i've had a couple i i'm kind of with you it's just like if you get a guy like you don't want to be awkward when he has to jerk you off well you don't that's what you're gonna say no oh i was gonna say you don't want to be the guy who goes to the front who goes yes I'll have a massage would you like a man or a woman you don't want to be like you don't want to like full Robert Kraft and just be like yeah woman come on man um wait you're saying you're uncomfortable asking for a woman so I just go uh I don't care I don't care I'm not that's not important to me right I'm maybe it's cock behavior but it is answer the question just give me up I'm about to You clearly have a preference, but you're too scared to say your preference.

1:49:31Yeah. I don't want people to think I'm like, I see gender, you know? Why not?

1:49:40It's a weird thing for you to not want people to think. I just like someone at a massage firm. I don't want them to think I'm there for like weird reasons. You know, I think I want them to think I'm just going there to just get a massage. The more you say it, it does sound like you're there for weird reasons. but I just don't like getting them especially like if they just like you roll the dice and you get the guy if he's like massaging your inner thigh like you're like oh gosh don't please don't get erect don't do it because then that guy's going to think I have to finish this

1:50:08PFT Commenter:Tom Fernelli I wonder if he's listening he just sent me this text this is a pretty good meme this is completely it's the Arnold Schwarzenegger Carl Weathers handshake and one side is Rebecca Romijn during sex. The other side is me listening to the PMT fantasy preview. And in the middle, it says, wondering if Jerry O 'Connell will ever finish. Tom just said this. That's literally, he's not in this room. That's so funny. That's a funny joke. That's very. You know, it's when really stung. Did you have Brooks on or who did you have that went? Oh man, every time he says AFC East, I'm like, oh, I better sit down.

1:50:48It was some professional golfer who came on. It was funny. I think it was Brooks. Shout out, Brooks. Thanks for being a fan. We're moving to the AFC South. There's no way it was Brooks. Brooks is busy closing deals to be in the TGL. Oh, it was Max. Yeah. Yeah. Apologies to Max. Sorry, there's been a lot of Brooks talk here on this podcast. That's why my mind was a little foggy. Shout out, Max. Thanks for tuning in to the fantasy preview. AFC South. Texans David Montgomery who's there now yeah very interesting and going late last time I was drafting he was going in the fourth and fifth rounds very interesting to have he's gonna be a good good running back um let me ask something about your your quarterback on your team um how what kind of attitude do you want your quarterback to have I'm a little worried about cj stroud's aura right now yeah like like you know those videos that they have of quarterbacks coming into training camp and bryce young got a little roasted for like having like a like a pokemon backpack and sort of shuffling in with his slides yeah cj stroud was getting roasted the sort of same way he didn't have like a alpha aura what what do you want from your quarterback do you want like a nerdy sort of like andrew luck uh um what what do you look for in your quarterback a person who's good at playing quarterback want his mom as close to him as possible

1:52:13PFT Commenter:these are good questions what you really like him to do is you'd like him to leave his pregnant girlfriend and then start dating a supermodel and then later on they split up and then he gets really into leather and Pokemon cards that he can grift on that's the ideal quarterback with six overblows in tow seven actually I gotta say it because we're just on that topic and this isn't even Shaden Hank I'm not even like allowing Hank to bother me emotionally. Those photos that just came out of that dude. Hot. No, dude. Something's gone. It's something is something is. I'm just saying something is off.

1:52:49Can we all be in agreement on that?

1:52:51PFT Commenter:I would say that when you make an announcement that you're getting into leather pants. No, it's not even the announcement. There's a question that comes afterwards. I've had a pair of leathers. They do feel pretty empowering, especially if you're going to get a massage and you don't care which gender is massaging you. but i'm saying just the image the face yeah do are we in agreement that i'm not even going to talk to hank here i'm going to talk to you guys is there something off going on when you look at those photos aren't you like yes when you do are you questioning what is going on here yeah and i'm not going to get really rude but something is happening right something yeah i got a question jerry yeah suck it to me hank is gucci like a big big brand big they probably probably huge brand i was actually asked you hey jerry o 'connell we have i would do one million dollars if you got to post i would do it i would do it but let me tell you something hank i've seen images of myself especially here at camp barstool the just the image of me and my face wouldn't be jarring i wouldn't be zooming in saying what what is happening here what is happening isn't that if you're gucci that's what you want if you're if you're an advertiser you're trying to draw people to draw people i i wouldn't say everyone is talking about this we're talking about this i gotta tell you i know i know you were talking about it's gucci i wasn't zooming in on the leathers i wasn't zooming in on the shoes i was zooming in on what is happening and and there are two people here who are in agreement with me on that what's going on i'm not gonna i don't want to i don't want to get into it because it's actually yeah it's actually not okay we're all in agreement in what's going on let's get back to the afc south and the texans so on the cj strad thing did you see him recalibrating before the game the other day i did see that that might be better he's he's recalibrated now you know i don't know what that was it's gonna be some like you know they hire these trainers and they come up with these crazy things i don't know if you've ever had a physical therapist where they have you do something you're like i hate to sound like Billy football but you're just like dude get me under a bench and spot me like I don't need to be like touching my fingers counting to 15 it's like I I just um I I I I don't know I just have questions about right what's going on I have questions uh all right that I'm I'm talking about the AFC South now and the Texans uh I don't have that much confidence in CJ Stroud you know I do want a little more swagger from my from my quarterbacks you know like or be a full nerd be Go full Andrew Luck.

1:55:19They're nerds in the league. You know, Miles Garrett is like a paleontologist or something. You know, I mean, always a quarterback. Hey, Bob Miller is a birder like your science teacher. He's a birder. Shut up. What was his name? Mr. McGuire. Mr. McGuire. He's a birder. Bing bong. We'll get back to Jerry O in a second. He's brought to you by Twisted Tea. It's officially the dog days of summer. Twisted Tea is our go-to for cooling down when it's heating up. When it's hot, you know, I'm reaching for something ice cold. Twisted tea is the perfect drink for lake days, for beach days, for backyard grilling, for campfire days.

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1:56:41Oh, Basial. Wait, what are you saying? No, Achen, the former running back from the Jaguars who's now in the Saints. Achen. His name is Etienne. Achen. No. Is it Achen? Achen. You're such a fraud. You should have listened to the interview. He's very clear about that, yeah. You're not conflating it with Devin Achen? No, no. We had him on the show. We had him on the podcast. He explained it in detail. Hey, sometimes I don't listen to the interviews, guys. Okay. like

1:57:10this isn't an interview this isn't an interview Hank I want you to admit right here when you saw those pictures and hold on a second I want you to admit right here when you saw those pictures you were like what's going on just admit you were a little damn he looks good what is that suit I mean honestly were you saying he looks good Hank were you saying he looks good or were you like what is going on

1:57:30PFT Commenter:listen it's not he's not the first person he's not the last person that maybe got a taste of plastic surgery and then has kept it going and he thinks he looks good and to the outside world he might not look as good. You're in fucking Hollywood. That happens every day. I know but you don't expect it from a rich guy. Our hero. Our heroes. You know what I'm saying? It's a different it's not Hollywood. What about Brad Pitt?

1:57:57It's not he's he hasn't he doesn't have eight Super Bowl rings. My problem my problem with drafting Basial Tootin I'm pronouncing that correctly. Probably. Yeah. Was he on the podcast interview him later. Yeah. Is that and and you're going to understand this. Chris Rodriguez is now on the Jags and you know he takes a lot of touches. So like I'm staying away from that that running back room.

1:58:26in Jacksonville. You getting bored PFT? You're just sort of leaning back. Big Cat. His name is Big Cat. I'm PFT. Big Cat. Part of my take. Could ride with Trevor. Yes. I gotta tell you, those last few games last season, Trevor Lawrence and Duval head coach Cohen, they were playing some of their best football. I could see Trevor Lawrence having a great year. Parker Washington also will be someone who's drafting very late he's a wide receiver let's move on to the Colts what's so funny memes just looked at me he said one it's not one hour dude it's not I'm timing on my watch it's been 45 minutes memes be honest how long has it been I have the timer right in front of me one hour one hour I said I'd do this in under 90 minutes so let's just move on Colts of course Jonathan Taylor if he's around Tyler Warren, of course, in the sixth.

1:59:23There's so many good tight ends. I'm not doing that thing where I'm saying we're just taking, although I do like Colson Loveland. We'll get to that in a second. I was going to say Alec Pierce was a steal in the seventh round, but I'm not sure if he's practiced at all this season with Michael Pittman being gone. I am amazed. By the way, Hard Knocks has been really boring this year. I'm sorry to any Seattle fans, but like it's just it's a boring franchise to see a franchise that's won and they just have a winning sort of way about them and they just do things right and they seem to be what's the word functional it's just annoying you know the rings though and you know because they're shooting it in the summer it just looks beautiful and there's just bald eagles everywhere and it just looks gorgeous um it's just a boring season sorry um the only exciting thing was derrick hall almost sacked Sam Darnold and Coach McDonald yelled at him and then afterwards apologized to him and I turned it off at that point they also saw they signed uh the the cornerback from Detroit I saw that yeah uh and that was kind of exciting uh by the way what's your stance on kidnapping um I'm not going to talk about that what is I will ask you this I'm going to hit your question with a question I'm against kidnapping thank you for answering my question uh what is your stance on drafting players who have legal troubles do you think you can sort of change their change their ways are you talking about in fantasy no i'm talking about i'm talking about if you were to own a franchise uh can you change their ways yes can you it depends on what their ways are okay let's just say i'll pull this just out of out of a hat kidnapping kidnapping um in the past yeah i i would be more concerned if like they shot a couple people at florida and didn't get in trouble for it that would be a guy i'd say maybe maybe not um okay all right it's good to know um i can't believe i'm saying this this is selfish i would think about the franchise first i know that's terrible before i before morally i started i just it's football you have yeah you win games that's your job you gotta win games just win baby um i can't believe there's not a netflix show about the ursa girls okay we really need that i mean can you imagine how much fun it would be being married to them like like we all come home and you know with our spouses well not hank he's single but like um hank could have gone home with like tiffany and been like oh it's crazy mincy ran to second on his boot and then took the boot off it's crazy talk about your day yeah yeah just like huey's gone like just talk about your day you know could you imagine being married to the Ursae girls and like Pierce hasn't practiced yet what are we going to do we got to get a receiver in here should we take a shot at Debo we have a lot of money too a lot of guitars a lot of fun

2:02:20are we picking up Tyler Boyd honey alright let's move on to the Titans I got to do this quickly you can take as much time as you want I'm going to give you a one minute limit on the Titans I think that's fair Well, no, Carnell Tate, this guy, man, it's like he had no drops last when he was playing in college. No drops. Great player. How do you not draft that person? Tony Pollard is a sneaky number one if we need a running back. Question, do we think that Coach Dable is going to help Cam Ward the way he helped Josh Allen, or is he going to help Cam Ward the way he helped Daniel Jones? Daniel Jones had a good season with him.

2:03:00Yeah. as a giant? Yes. He did. With Brian Dable, yes. Then Cam Ward, like if we, I mean, we're probably drafting Drake who's going to break all records, but that's something to look at. So you think Cam Ward is going to show vast improvement? I want Cam Ward to be good. I really do. I think he's a cool guy. I think that Brian Dable is a great coach and no seed oil in the team facility per Robert Salah. No seed oil. Yeah. Do you have seed oils? Do you eat seed oils? What is a seed oil? Like a sesame oil? I'm still not clear, but it would be a great euphemism for cum. Yeah. It's my seed oil. Sesame oil?

2:03:40Is it something you put on your body or something you put in food? You eat seed oils. I don't mean to be offensive. Is it a religious thing? No. No. It's just like a health thing? He thinks it's not good for you. Yeah. I'll ask if something's cooked in sesame oil. I've heard people say that. is it cooked in sesame oil like at tables in los angeles yeah uh let's move to the ac west chargers uh shane jump in anytime man because mike mcdaniels is there and i know you guys are feeling it you got to just draft chargers i mean just mike mcdaniels is just remember that dolphins offense that he had that was like scoring 70 points a few years ago it was incredible um i know that's playing solitaire right now i know i'm playing euchre oh okay i know uh are you are Are you really playing Euchre online?

2:04:27Are you good, Jerry? I'm practicing on the app. They all said I was playing too slow. They said I do things slowly. I take my time doing that. Lab McConkie, we're drafting him, even though he had a shitty season last year. I know because we drafted him mainly at six TDs. Little trouble drafting a Marion Hampton, the running back, because this Keaton Mitchell. Can you tell me about Keaton Mitchell, Shane?

2:04:49PFT Commenter:Here, Shane, you can sit in my seat. No, no, no, don't. You're staying there. is he going to vulture and he touches is he super fast is Mike McDaniel going to do with him what he did with most he is really fast he's like sorry step in isn't it Mike McDaniel his name is Mike McDaniel it's alright I do that it's not McDaniel I do the same thing Jerry don't let him go on the show he's our expert right is this going to be a most or a chance situation that we have with these two guys I don't think so when Keaton Mitchell plays he's like electric the only problem is he gets like 40 touches a year then he shut down the whole year yeah i'm just worried that we're gonna have that sort of like thunder and lightning most hurt uh a chant thing that mcdaniel uh is is kind of known for so that's why that's my only trepidation about a marion hampton uh i want to apologize to this league i blew all of our free agent money on gadsen last year when he had two touchdowns in like the first game and then he didn't have a He had like one touchdown for the rest of the year.

2:05:50I do want to say from a fashion sense, we all made fun of him. I have started wearing much shorter cuffs on my pants. It's sort of a style now. Are you guys just all on your phones? Like what? If you're watching on Netflix, these guys are just all on their phones.

2:06:06PFT Commenter:I literally was just moving. I was moving the thing that I have after this. No, I'm blasting through this. I was learning the rules to Euchre. I'm blasting through this. Broncos. I was texting about synchronized swimming. Jalen Waddle is now Bronco gotta love that if he can stay on the field he's gonna be a wide receiver one how bummed is Malik Willis that he doesn't have oh my god that would suck are you guys making me really into this no we're into this Waddle where's Waddle's locker where the fuck is Waddle to the very next day Waddle Waddle My only problems with drafting their running backs room is that J.K.

2:06:49Robbins, because P.J. Harvey, it's such a way. The chick that does Harry Potter?

2:06:56PFT Commenter:What are your thoughts on her and her stances? Whose stances? J.K. Rowling. She's not afraid to ask for the type of issues that she wants. Let's talk about her, Jerry. Why couldn't you get on that show? I'm about to really get myself on that show. I do think J.K. Rowling's not to be confused with J.K. Dobbins, who we should be talking about. I do think she goes a little too in on the trans stuff. It's a little too much. Oh, okay. How far in do you think is appropriate to go on the trans stuff? I think you should let people, like this podcast, just let people live their lives and not go into...

2:07:27If a trans woman wants to be a woman, let them be a trans woman. You don't have to say you're not a woman. Put the accent on that, yeah. Well said, Jerry. I'm a little concerned about J.K. Dobbins and P.J. Harvey just because P.J. Harvey had such a great season later in the season. Concerned. True. That's going to get confused. Here's my biggest concern about drafting the Broncos. I'm going to name you their first few games, which is why it's going to be difficult. And you do want to win your first two games in fantasy. Yeah. Their first games are against the Chiefs. Yeah. The Jags. Wow. The Rams, the Niners, the Chargers, and the Seahawks.

2:08:04Oh. So it's a possibility they are 0-6. 0-6. Mahomes might not be starting, though, for the Chiefs. We don't know yet. Wow. Let's move on to the Chiefs. Okay. they obviously have a new running back in Kenneth Walker. A lot of people are excited about him. My only problem is, my only problem is Andy Reed. I'm going to read you some stats in the last few years. Kareem hunt last year only had six, 600 total yards all season, 700 yards a year before, but Chaco in 2023 had 900 yards. I don't believe Andy Reed relies on the, on the run. I know people are going to say Kareem hunt had only 600 yards last year because Patrick Mahomes was running around and won't be doing that this season.

2:08:45I'm here to say I'm a little concerned about Kenneth Walker and the running game. Always a fair concern. At the Chiefs. Fair concern. The computers are really telling us to take Rashi. I think we will take him because he's going very late. I'm not sure he's going to start. I don't think he's starting the season. I don't know where you stand on women and what their roles are in society. I believe women, I married to a woman who works a lot and I'm very proud of her and she's going to be in Doomsday and is currently on Star Trek streaming on Paramount Plus. And I think women should do what they want.

2:09:31I don't believe they should be just at home. Right. While that is an important role, I think women should have the choice to, I don't think they should just like constant. I think they should be free to decide what they want to do. Right. Brave. That said, we're drafting Harrison Butker. That 70-yard field goal was incredible. I mean, they can just make it to the 45-yard line and just tack on threes. Yeah. Raiders. Oh, God. I printed this out before we came to Camp Barstool. Let me cross out Ashton Gentry.

2:10:08PFT Commenter:He's got a sprained ankle, dude. Oh, yeah? It's just a sprained ankle? thanks for listening oh okay um all right let me unscratch that um yeah you know i said that wherever i said last season wherever clink kubiak goes i'm gonna draft everybody because i'm a believer in offensive coordinators becoming head coaches just don't know when is there a bet anywhere out there when fernando mendoza is going to start is it like is there like i wonder if there's a bet is it going to be four games in what do you think i'm looking at he's gonna to start i think he's gonna start the majority of the raiders games a majority of them yes so he comes on week within so he has to come on week nine or week eight let's say uh um guess that whose whose line is it anyway like which which game six six uh there was a report five days ago that the raiders might be willing to wait until after the bye which would be week 14 oh you would lost that bet big cat but that's that's not confirmed it's just they're willing to wait they might be willing to i don't think they know what they want to do and honestly anytime a team says we're going to wait with our first overall quarterback usually at the very first sign of it not looking good they're like i know it's up to kirk cousins yeah yeah so i i gotta say i'm i just don't feel that confident uh drafting an offense run by kirk cousins okay all right man remember when i got roasted on this podcast a few years ago yeah what what was i gonna mention hank when to go roast on this podcast a few years ago.

2:11:40But what did I say? What was I going to bring up? About Kirk Cousins. Yeah. What was I going to say about Kirk Cousins? You were high on Kirk Cousins and you were dead wrong. Shut the fuck up, Hank. No, I got roasted because I said I don't like my quarterbacks wearing that latex, the silicon ring. Man, the comments. These latex, these silicon ring guys really got on me. They were like, what the fuck is wrong with that? Big fans. Yeah. I'm a big fan of silicon in its many forms. But it's just like, let's just say you're a young lady and you go to the gym. Like, you want, like, I'm still, like, I'm married.

2:12:16Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you do it. I mean, I know you don't want to hurt a wedding ring, but like, don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Look at this. I got this silicone protector shield. This is good discourse. But why would you do it in an NFL game? Like, it's like, were you worried about, like, you're just worried, like. I guess because, like, we're redoing the discourse.

2:12:34PFT Commenter:You want to wear a ring. But you're just worried, like, Miles Garrett is going to come up and be like, hey, man, are you married? Oh, I didn't see the Silicon Ring. Sorry, bro. Yeah, I think it probably has to do with the fact that if you break your finger and you have a metal ring on, it's probably hard to get. I understand that, but why not just take the metal ring off? Why do you have to show the other team? Life might be watching, yeah. He probably wears... You better put on a Silicon Ring, man. Yeah, that's exactly what they sound like. NFC East. All right, win the NFC. Let's go! How long did the AFC take?

2:13:05Sorry? Hour 15. Okay, I'm going to blast through this.

2:13:08PFT Commenter:NFC East. Max is not here. I'm having a great time. I just want you to know. Max is not here because he's probably. Hank is having a blast. Max is not here because he's probably titty fucking somebody on the Tower of Pisa. Well, I hope it's his wife. But here's a question for the Eagles. You lose A.J. Brown, okay? You now have replaced A.J. Brown with Dontavian Wicks and Hollywood Brown, okay? Petulo is gone. Paluto Petulo. Petulo is gone now you have Sean Mannion how

2:13:43tell me if you're an Eagles fan how is this an improvement how are you looking at this season as an improvement to last season because no more Petulo that's what they'll say Petulo was a problem

2:13:58it's so funny I would have thought that the computers were telling me to draft Devonta Smith now that aj is gone but the computers after like 3 000 mock drafts never told me to draft them wow so something's going on there yeah um that new rookie from usc makai lemon has barely practiced wow a lot of receiver a lot of rookie receivers out of usc um not worried about tank taking any carries away from tank bigs bigsby who's there now taking carries away from saquon um i have a question about max he's on his honeymoon this is kind of gross though hank i'm gonna make you answer this do you think he's on his sex vacation do you think max has sex in the morning or does he think he waits at night after a couple drinks what do you think well you were asking him so right after a couple drinks like so when he gets home he's like i'm ready

2:14:54let me just take a leak then or is it like in the morning like I'm gonna brush my teeth I'll be right back what do you think he is morning or night night you think he's night come on you gotta answer big cat no you said hey you gotta answer wet lab or both he's both yeah PFT

2:15:16PFT Commenter:I don't know I don't like to think about it. You're such a cuck! Answer the question! I'm a cuck for not thinking about my friend having sex. Okay. I gotta blast through this. This is taking way too long. You guys are stalling me. You probably wake up in the middle of the night. Yeah, we're stalling you. Middle of the night. Wake up. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Wake up. Wake up. I'm coming. Ciao.

2:15:43I'm bellissima. I'm bellissima. I'm bellissima.

2:15:51okay we're we're at the commanders um mommy um the computers do not want us taking jacori and they don't want us taking rashad they're just saying stay away from the running back room i was very interested in this creighton allen rookie that you drafted from penn state i wish max was here you drafted a rookie i hope i'm saying this all right name did i say crate crate tom not kratom that's a drug katron isn't it katron i'm so sorry it's not it's not kratom it's not kratom don't do that drug it's terrible it's really terrible um it's a drug and it's legal you can buy it in like just like tobacco stores uh nancy pelosi's son was like the head lobbyist for it look it up cannons oh huge enormous i know um crazy you think they're real or fake honestly they're definitely real unreal um love scary terry going in the sixth uh you know who's a steal because he came there late stefan diggs um love him loved him on the pats um and it's gonna be funny who's gonna draw who's gonna draw like the the caleb downs who's gonna draw and i'm asking this for pft who's gonna draw the the deron bland who who who draws who's who's the who's the wide receiver one at the commanders right now terry so then digs is digs is gonna be a steal um not drafting chig your tight end he just i can't get behind it why do you think luke mccaffrey i heard you say in a podcast i do listen to the podcast why breakout season coming he's been training with his brother uh this is now uh year three last year he looked pretty good till he only had three tds so from a fantasy standpoint that's not like we got injured last year he was injured for most of the season okay um so before he got knocked out he looked good and i think uh this year he's now i think this is now his third year being a wide receiver he was a quarterback in college so kind of the the julian edelman route yeah i um okay okay okay I will reconsider my lad.

2:18:06I don't want you. His name's Luke, not lad. Oh, sorry. Sorry, Luke. I don't want you touching commanders this year. I almost want to put you on a. You might be banned from the commanders. I told you I'm drafting Stefan Diggs. Please don't. It's happening. I think Stefan Diggs is maybe going to have like a. He could be the wide receiver one this season. Please don't say that, Jared. I do want to say something seriously. I do want to, because I know my mom will never listen to this, so I can say what I want. My mother growing up was like a drama. I was shrouded. Our family was shrouded in drama because of my mother.

2:18:48My mother, everything was dramatic. My brother had some trouble at school and my mother would come in. My mother was one of those moms who would scream at principals, scream at teachers. there was always an argument with neighbors my mom i love her i spend a lot of time with her we have so much fun i love her so much i thank her for everything um hey get off your phone i'm like being i'm talking about my mommy um that said i sympathize with jayden i i think his mom shrouds him in drama i think a lot of this comes from his mommy it's huge yeah pft do you care to comment on that uh i've never heard that take before but it's so crazy i think i believe it yeah it's it's it's tough to it's tough to get away from that drama and um i think so if i'm being real i think his mom does create a lot of the drama i don't think that it touches jayden much at all i don't think that he sees it i don't think he spends much time you don't think the lsu stuff touched jayden i did that definitely did that broke through but i don't think that he's like on the internet looking at memes all the time i think that he's a relatively offline guy um and most of the stuff doesn't get to him um but this is obviously one exception i think did yeah um do you think jayden daniels was in the wrong in that stance that he had yeah i don't think that it should be that big of a deal i think he's upset that he got lied to amongst other things at lsu and then the way that they handled it like taking legal routes on it yeah Not a good way to do it.

2:20:24I agree that that's not what you'd like to see in the offseason. So it's not that big a deal. It's sort of like the Rabel Rossini thing. It's not whatever. I don't think that it matters to Jayden on the field at all. Let's move on to the Giants. Camp Scadaboo. Not injured, right? No. Since we've been here. He will single-handedly allow us to draft two wide receivers in the first couple rounds. Loving Isaiah Likely. loving Isaiah likely so many tight ends

2:20:58PFT Commenter:let's try to give him some confidence Jackson Dart if we miss on all quarterbacks I don't miss on him he'll be way at the end if we need a quarterback toward the end of this draft you're saying he's our emergency quarterback yes we may even draft him if he's still around really later on

2:21:20we don't have to agree with him politically i gotta say it's a funny thing happening in los angeles i'm in a fan another fantasy league with a bunch of actors wait what and my keeper is jackson dart and they were very upset that because politically they don't align with him that i kept him and they

2:21:34PFT Commenter:didn't think i should be allowed to uh to to keep him in my keeper folks um are you okay with me keeping jackson dart in that keeper league yes i think you can keep jackson dart in that i just how much time is this other league taking? No time at all. I don't even look at it. Wow, so you're okay with it? You just told us a little anecdote about sports, dude. What do we care? You're okay with ice raids? You're okay with all that? No, I'm okay with Jackson Dart playing football. Well, let's move on to the Cowboys. Guys, do you feel the hype on the Cowboys? I'm more concerned about the second league.

2:22:07Guys, tell me about the hype you feel on the Cowboys. Are you excited about it? Because you know they're not going to, they're going to lose in the first round of the playoffs and this is really exciting. But you do feel the hype train there, right? I do.

2:22:16PFT Commenter:I do I'm high on the Cowboys I'm gonna stay away From CD because he's going in the first round It seems a little expensive and I think I think Pickens going in that Second round is like That's the value and he could be the wide Receiver one I think he Didn't he do something with his contract where he's just on A one year so he's Gonna get tagged It's gonna be it's gonna be a lot of fun Watching him the only problem is Dak is throwing to him Man, how about that Camden Brown? I hope I'm saying his name right. The undrafted rookie who had that one-handed catch. I have an idea for Barstool. Oh, good.

2:22:54Yeah. Hank, heads up. You ready, Hank? Yeah. Get ready to hang Dave. I hope my notes up. Get ready to text Dave.

2:23:03Romo Mark Sanchez pod.

2:23:07PFT Commenter:Love it. Yeah, I'm in. Love it. Hey. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. shout out to our uh our buddy watt who's uh now uh yeah i'm gonna be on cbs like i can't wait for that jj hey jj vikings i root for kyle i'm sort of like it's made me look into justin jefferson a little bit more yeah um i loved your conversation about what happens with jj mccarthy now um i don't know what happens i think he's taking this on the chin and doing a good job there but uh uh jordan Mason is someone who sort of interests me way later. Let's move on to the NFC South. Atlanta, we can't draft any of them. Have they announced their starter at Atlanta?

2:23:48What? I think it's going to be Tua. Let what go? We're good. NFC South. Good Vikings. Let's go. Okay. You want me to go in? I'm just trying to wrap this up a little faster. To answer your question. I thought Coach O 'Connell should have won Coach of the Year last year. The fact that he got them nine wins is incredible. All right. Falcons? Mess. Oh, you mean I don't have any bears on here. No, no, no. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah.

2:24:18PFT Commenter:Now you're figuring out what we're talking about. Oh, no. You know, I'm so sorry. I skipped ahead here. Yeah, you did NFC. I'm sorry. My pages. Dom, your assistant got my pages here. With the Cowboys, my pages got messed up. With the Cowboys, for some reason, the computers. Wait, wait. I'm back at the Cowboys. I'm sorry. My pages got mixed up. We've moved off the Cowboys. My pages got mixed up. You took your finger off the piece. My pages got mixed up. I'm going to do this fast. For some reason, the computers are telling me not to draft Javonta Williams, who we did have on our team and had like 13 touchdowns last year.

2:24:55I don't know why the computers are not telling me to draft Javonta. I'm high on that running game. NFC North, this is going to be long because there's a lot of players here.

2:25:04PFT Commenter:We already did the Vikings. I'm so sorry. Vikings are done. Chicago. Bears. Yeah. Our whole draft revolves around Colston Loveland in the fourth round. I like that. I told you, I think he has a chance to be the best. We are taking Colston Loveland in the fourth round. Okay. Love it. So we're probably going to go wide receiver, wide receiver, running back, or possibly quarterback, running back, Colston Loveland in the fourth. Okay. I believe Coach Johnson will do for Colston Loveland what he did for Sam Laporta just a few years ago. Mm-hmm. Is Luther Burden healthy? He will be. He will be. Then we are also drafting him.

2:25:42DeAndre Swift, I'm very worried with him and Menungai. I hope I'm saying that correctly. Correct. In the backfield, I think they sort of – Menungai, I'm pronouncing that correctly. I think came on last season when Swift was injured. Yep.

2:26:02I'm also a fan of Caleb. Again, we were talking about quarterbacks and having swagger, painting your nails and standing by them. Express yourself. Those team photos came out. You see his pose? Yeah.

2:26:14PFT Commenter:You look like he was a confident man. By the way, I was not zooming in and saying. And some would argue that the photos of your quarterback, Caleb, were more provocative than your former quarterback, Hank. Put your phone down. And I was not shocked by the images of Caleb. No, you look confident. And he was sitting in a pretty provocative manner. He was. And I was shocked by the photos of your former quarterback. And you admitted yourself. You were shocked as well. You admitted that. I did admit that. I think he looks good. Tell me about Press Taylor as an offensive coordinator. It's similar to the Declan Doyle conversation.

2:26:51PFT Commenter:Ben Johnson is still kind of running the show. Moving on to the Lions. Obviously, Jameer, if we can get him in the first round. Because David Montgomery is now in the Texans. Where are you going? big cat he's taking a piss i'm gonna i'm gonna go take a piss uh i'll stay i'll stay here with you jerry actually i'm gonna take a shit should we take a break or should we bless no no no no let's go okay um oh you know what hey uh let me just say to big cat big cat isn't it crazy that the lions were in last place in the nfc north last season he does he does agree that's crazy we've talked about that i'm high on the lines that's why it's such a tough uh tough tough tough division um i guess we have to take jameson williams to say if he's there the computers really want us to take him uh although he had computers you keep talking about i do these mock drafts that it's like ai that tells you who you should be targeting in i've played all different positions like draft positions okay um and jameson williams is a name that comes up a lot so the computers ai thinks that okay jameson williams is going to have a good year he didn't have a good year last year So I'm a little concerned about that.

2:27:58If we miss on Colston Lovedon, Sam Laporta, who's coming back from an injury, is a steal. I have people who come back from injuries. I think you get sort of a draft value. I know they got Greg Dortch, but that doesn't mean anything.

2:28:11PFT Commenter:Yeah. I'm high on the Lions. PFT just left. Packers. I do have an issue with the Lions canceling joint practices. I do think that does not make a team ready for the regular season. Where do we stand on that? Don't care. okay the Packers um the computers must hate domestic violence allegations because they do not like Josh Jacobs who I'm pretty high on yeah um but they don't want us drafting him you're fine with domestic violence uh the computers love Christian Watson I just can't draft him he just it just doesn't happen for me Tucker Craft is someone who will start on day one and hate to tell you is another tight end in our division.

2:28:55Hey, where do we stand on players that wear guardian caps during the season? Fine. You're fine with it? Yep. You're okay with it? I just told you my answer. Hank, do you think it makes them look genuinely? PFT, where do you stand on guardian caps during the season? You asked this question, we'll give you an answer. You don't like it? No, I'm asking PFT. Where do you stand? Do you think it makes... Fine and don't care. What's the question? Guardian caps. If you're a fantasy manager, would you draft someone who wears a guardian cap all season long? Are they good? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You don't think it makes them look slower?

2:29:30Nope. Some of them look pretty big. But yeah, if they're good, I say draft them. Okay. I can't wait for the first kicker to wear a guardian cap. You heard what I said about the Vikings. I did. I heard everything. All right. NFC South, Atlanta. Can't draft any of them. Is Tua or Penix the… I think it's Tua. But we don't know. You think it's Tua. I can't even draft nobody. Cal Fitz. There's just no hope there. New Orleans. So, guys, do you ever get questioned by, like, a government entity that you definitely had Tyler Shuck as rookie of the year? You had a wager on him. Does any gaming people ever say, like, you can't talk like that?

2:30:16I know you're not a partner We don't have a vote I know you don't have a vote but you just continually talk about him Someone say you are a member of the media You ever hear about the First Amendment Jerry?

2:30:25PFT Commenter:Yeah we don't have a vote Jerry He also didn't win We're also an hour 30 in Do we think Kamara will eat into How do we pronounce his name? You got this Do we think that Kamara Will Eat into So we're going to stay away from that running back room good idea how about this say something good about Chuck and we can move on

2:30:55yeah it's an interesting team I'm sorry these notes are old Jordan Tyson's injured he is injured gone for a while

2:31:06PFT Commenter:so you don't have updated notes I printed these out days ago I don't know what I have Jordan Tyson here, but I think I recall he's injured. So, all right, I'll get back to that. Normally, the Carolina Panthers are moving on in the NFC South. Normally, we never talk about them because they're all available on waivers. I told you that guy in the airport told me to draft Chuba, but we can't. Chuba? Mm-hmm. Chuba. Apologies, Etchan. Chuba. We can't draft him because this Jonathan Brooks guy has been all over preseason, and he might Rico Dowdle, Chuba. Right. well i often think of their head coach having to admit like he looked at pornography yeah yeah i want to say here he wrote a book have you read his book yeah i want to say here i have to admit i look at pornography yeah same yeah do you look at pornography oh yeah do you look at pornography yeah look at it hank i'll watch it um we all do i mean why do you have to admit like somebody Everybody, it's like, yeah, like you have to make you breathe.

2:32:12He cheated on his wife, that's why. I think that's, he gets caught cheating and he's like, oh, I'm addicted to sex. Okay. I think he just likes sex. But that's different than saying I'm addicted to pornography. Right, right. If you're addicted to porn, those dudes are like looking at porn 19 hours a day. All the time. I don't think that it's possible to be a coach. Guys, did you hear, I won't say who, his initials are Rico. Did you hear his computer open this morning?

2:32:37PFT Commenter:No. Was it? Wait, was it really? That's funny.

2:32:46Cut.

2:32:49PFT Commenter:Ryder.

2:32:58It's so crazy being a roommate with Rico. Papa, it's burning. Papa, no. And then PFT talking to him. What's going on, Rico? I'm Papa No. Oh, gosh. Why? That makes me uncomfortable. I don't think he said that. NFC West, Arizona Cardinals. Let's go. Oh, who's going to be the starter there? Carson? Jacoby held out. I think they got to start him. They paid him. Who would you start if you were in charge of that franchise? Carson Beck was really good in the all-fame game. So would I. If Jeremiah Love is there, we'll be drafting him. He got paid 50 mil for a reason. I'm not worried that Tyler Algier is there now.

2:33:42Good. Everyone's really high on McBride. I think he's just too expensive. You know what's an interesting bet? If Carson Beck is the starter, which he should be, you should get on that because their total games bet for the season is, was it like two and a half or something? Three and a half. Take that bet. That's a fun bet. Is it? Oh, man, do you remember last season when our championship game we had to start Jacoby Brissett? Yeah. It's tough. Did we win? No. Game second, though, didn't have to pay that buy-in, which is expensive. The Rams, somehow Devonta Adams is going in the fifth round. He single-handedly got us into the finals last year.

2:34:24He had 14 TDs. We think Puka's going to get in trouble and suspended? No.

2:34:32PFT Commenter:No. We don't. I don't know. You know what's so funny? I didn't think so either until somebody posted that bite mark. Did you see the bite? Yeah, no, that was bad. It was really bad. It was a real bite. Yeah, no, he really like you have little kids. Yeah, no, he really kids get in trouble. There's that book teeth are not for biting. That was a real bite. Yeah, by the way, I don't know. Son has been bit like 15 times. You know, it's funny. I have Invisalign. You guys know because I'm putting it in and brushing it every morning because we're roommates now. I saw my teeth before the Invisalign and especially my bottom teeth.

2:35:02They crowd together a little bit. and uh now they don't yeah but um i i examined his bite uh indentation very good teeth yeah yeah yeah like very straight teeth every tooth yeah yeah athletes a lot of people say they're very symmetrical athletes like that's why they have that's why they're so good looking except

2:35:25PFT Commenter:when they're something's going on with their face yeah and you zoom in and you're like what is happening here that's true um okay uh Kyron Williams the computers he's never comes up on the computers I guess they think that that uh quorum I hope I'm saying that correctly is going to vulture some touches uh but uh I'm really high on Devonta um Seattle boring uh boring hard knock season I really want to apologize to this pod and to this fantasy team jackson smith najig but went in the third round last year and that's on me disrespectful i should have had him um defensive player of the year um that's what his trophy said remember right um jadarian price uh i don't know if i'm just like getting excited about him because he looks good on hard knocks but no he's good in notre dame um Yeah, he was.

2:36:22And he played behind... Jeremiah Love. Yeah, so he hasn't really gotten a chance to shine. I don't think Charbonnet will be ready for the opener, so I like Jadarian. Yeah, boring hard knocks. San Francisco. Oh, God. Is Zach here? Yeah. Hey, Zach, is Mike Evans going to play a full season?

2:36:51Zach microphone quick because this is taking a little long

2:36:59Jerry full season I don't believe he'll be playing a full season man it's such a bummer because his only comp there is like this rookie stripling and Christian Kirk it would be so fun to draft him I guess this stripling guy We got to look at him. Wow. Wow. You know what's funny? His friend of the show, Florio, got really upset about what was reported about that car accident. Yeah. And it's still weird. But Florio got angry. Yeah. He tends to do that. Gets a little Italian. Florio in your book. Part of my book. Yeah. He also was a little angry. He was like he comes off as angry when you had a sleepover.

2:37:39Is he an Italian person? He's Italian. I don't think he's an angry guy. He's just he's passionate. He's Italian.

2:37:47yeah he was angry guy

2:37:54what else did I have I had one other thing here on the substation no George Kittle of course I think he's going to have a good season but he might miss the first couple weeks

2:38:08PFT Commenter:maybe not alright guys that's it that's my fantasy review That was incredible. That was great. What was my time? What was my time? One hour, 40 minutes. That was really good. Okay, listen. Jerry, I have one question for you. Numbers. One. No, I wasn't going to ask numbers. The guys are going to be upset with me for this. I don't think he talked about the Bucs. We could have easily. Let me make sure. We all knew he didn't talk about the Bucs. I may have mixed. We all knew he didn't talk about the Bucs. I may have missed it. NFC South. Oh, Tampa. I'm so sorry I didn't Egbuka I'm saying that correctly yeah really am I Amika Egbuka Amika Egbuka very interesting in the second his competition is I don't even know Jalen McMillan was he injured I think he's there and Chris Godwin who is 30 my only trepidation about the Bucs is remember Baker played half season with his body being, remember you had him admit his body was numb?

2:39:13His body was broken. But his body was numb.

2:39:15PFT Commenter:It was broken. Like he was, his half of his body was numb. Yeah, yeah. And I don't think I can watch Jake Browning for a half a season. Okay. That's weird because you follow his wife on Instagram. I do. I do, Malo. That's why I'm on Instagram. Because I enjoy his wife's outfits at games. I think she really, I like people who make an effort and I like her outfits. Yeah. And I mean, I'm being very respectful as someone who's also married. Yeah. And I come on a podcast where guys say that they jerk off to his wife. It's a little awkward. No one said that. You guys have said that in the past. Oh, your wife.

2:39:52Yeah, my wife. Yes, we have said that. I think I meant Jake Brown. But I want to be respectful. I want to say Jake Browning, I like that his wife puts in an effort, and I like her outfits. All right. So I'm sorry I skipped over that, and I'm sorry I went – I missed out on a lot of the NFC. That was great. Which final time, Ames?

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2:40:32PFT Commenter:Oh, okay. I like this. maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation we're all here at camp barstool but you aren't you were out the door maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation and just so we're keeping tabs this is wedding ceremony number four maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation you're gone for six whole episodes you won't be back anytime soon maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation by the way who in today's world goes on a two-week honeymoon maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation we hear that all your weddings were beautiful your bride looked gorgeous and you looked regal maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation and just so you're aware on your sex vacation butt sex in italy is illegal sodomy disavow okay maxi on vacation maxi is that gonna stay hank yeah it's just disgusting maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation and congrats on getting lebron he's sure to be a showstopper maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation and after every game lebron will be yelling get to the chopper he's gonna live in long island city maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation yes for sure lebron will fit in in philly with all that classic philly flow maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation from cheese steaks to the liberty bell to philly's most famous landmark max's infected toe it's prone to ingrown toenails maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation let yes losing you here at pmt has been a little bit of a pain maxi on vacation maxi on vacation maxi on vacation from giving us daily updates on the eagles and the phillies to helping zach correctly spell the word plane P-L-A-N-E not a plane P-L-A-I-N which is a treeless expanse Maxi on vacation having a big star in Philly that's nothing new to you Max this isn't your first rodeo Maxi on vacation from Hall and Oates to Big Dom himself and of course Sal Palantonio good one No Hamas.

2:42:53Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. Yes, LeBron will have to adjust. Unlike Los Angeles, Philadelphia can get a little rainy. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. But hopefully the city will treat LeBron better than they treated Devin Caney. Look her up. Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation, Maxi on vacation. Why just stop at four wedding ceremonies? Let's go for five. Let's just keep on trucking. Maxie on vacation, Maxie on vacation, Maxie on vacation. For we know right now somewhere on the Italian coast, you're probably just titty fucking. That was a rollback poem.

2:43:34Oh.

2:43:36PFT Commenter:That was good. Jerry, you're the best. I liked it, by the way. Don't. You're going to read the comments. Don't read the comments. I like our back and forth. We pretend that it takes too long, but we do love doing this. Yeah. It's a little, you know. I love every second. Hank does a really good job acting. Yeah, we all were like, hey, let's pretend this takes too long, and we'll do a little back and forth. Remember the writers' meeting we went into before this? Yeah, and it was great. Let's win the fucking league this year, dude. I know. Let's win the league. I'm not joking. I need the AWL. I'm going to say this to the AWLs.

2:44:14On X, the Everything app, I am going to, this is going to, we're going to be lockstep. I need the help. Yep. I need the help. Yep. Uh, I do have to say Adam Schefter did help me last year. I was considering not starting somebody and starting somebody over somebody. And Adam Schefter did tell me to start this person. Oh, that was, that was the best. That was the best choice that you made. It was a tight end. Yeah. And then we lost with the other ones, but he, he told you the correct move to make. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So without Rico thing, I said really going to get cut. No. Is. was there porn was it actually porn Jerry I didn't see anything what did it sound like through a reenactment and then what was Rico's reaction to it quick shutting of the laptop guys watch porn who cares what did the porn alleged porn sound like it sounded like oh yeah I'll kill you oh shit So that actually could have been Rico watching one of his highlights from yesterday.

2:45:22Yeah, he was just, yeah. I actually think that's probably what it was. A million views. A million views. Yeah. A million views. He might have been jerking off to it, but yeah.

2:45:31PFT Commenter:All right, Jerry. Thank you, as always. You're the best. Thank you for coming to Camp Barstool. We love having you here. And thank you also for everything you wrote in the book. It was very nice. Oh, yeah. Yeah, thanks, Jerry. So fun doing the audio book. That was a really good time. Yeah, and your chapters were great. Yeah. And we love having you as part of the show. I meant every word of it. I'm really proud of you guys. I mean it. It's really fun. And it was fun to have it. It's fun to have it in a book. Yeah. Like podcasts are like almost disposable. Correct. A book is forever. Yeah. That's true.

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2:47:43PFT Commenter:fire fest of the week time hank what's your fire fest a couple quick ones i mean it's written it's it's not really it's camp it's camp life it's just kind of one of the things we deal with with camp i think i've slept for like 10 hours total uh you're a little loopy rico losco zach combo snoring wait you said zach wasn't the moaner oh no that was that was pft story um it wasn't moaning there was there was the second night and it's rico rico's really the main culprit he goes from which is impressive and i am jealous a little bit where he's like we're just chopping it up in the bed in the bunks and he goes i'm going to bed and and within 30 seconds yeah the loudest and most violent snores coming out of his mouth and then you know within 20 minutes he starts yelling he starts screaming like and the worst part and we love rico we're happy he's here we're riders through and through the the part that that is hard because i think when someone snores you can if it's like a consistent volume and cadence you can get almost in tune with it like whatever it's almost white noise rico snores as if he is uh laying on his phone volume up and down when he like keeps like leaning into it so it'll go up and then it'll go down and then go up and then it'll go like it just doesn't have any rhyme or reason and that's what wakes you up you think you're done with it for a little bit right and then it comes in harder than not ever yeah i was just blasting the white noise next to my like four inches from my my ears which is probably not good but i was like this is the only way i'm gonna be able to sleep yeah uh pretty much every night i've i've eventually kind of fallen asleep later than usual and then i've woken up in the middle of night and then i couldn't fall back asleep because it was so that's that's been the story of my week that's neither here nor there uh the second fire fest is we did some some pictures and and you know listen some days you're hot some days you're you're you're not uh not everyone can be beautiful all the time we took some pictures for the for the book promo which are getting you know they blasted out when they went on sale yeah now they're coming out with the with the bestseller stuff what's the matter i'm not i'm not like i instead of taking blame for for the ugliness in those pictures i'm just gonna blame shane okay what did you not like because you had my eyes really closed i i like that you had a little sauce going on in the back yeah i've been i've been doing a little little little sauce in the back a little waviness and there was some bad there's some bad visuals although there's still i have a ball spot i might need to go to turkey uh there were some bad visuals when we were actually doing the chinese workout days where like the top of my head was a bald spot so i was like fuck it i'm growing my hair out and i've liked i've liked having a little flow um but just just the just just my face just my face and my eyes i think you did that i think yeah that's what i'm saying like yeah i you don't have bad face how could you shane i don't have a great face but yeah could you dude well you don't have bad eyes i got good eyes but they're good i'm bad i'm bad poser i can't take i can't take no no one no no male can pose except to tom brady yeah true really good yeah um you i I think you...

2:50:58PFT Commenter:There's a grease stain on my shirt. Shane could have edited that out. Wait, you had a stain? There is. That's tough. And I had to turn my shirt inside out, so it just looks like I'm wearing a weirdly green shirt. Like, a plain green shirt. Here's the thing I think maybe that you need to just come to grips with, Hank. And I speak for the entire podcast. We're not bad-looking guys. We're not great-looking guys. That's what I'm saying. Some days you look good. Some days you see stuff, you're like, oh. I don't think I've ever seen myself. kind of like oh shit i look good zach's hot no no my range when i see a picture is like my range is like some like somewhere between a two and a half and like a six and a half and i can if i can be anything over a four and a half i'm like that's fine that's that's kind of what i'm dealing with when i'm when i'm looking at pictures of myself and even if it's a two and a half i'm like all right well i deserve that because i'm a fucking piece of shit just trying to eat 100 cheeseburgers for no reason whatsoever how many this week i've slowed down because the food i i thought i had a plug the chef i'm at 81 the chef on uh wednesday morning came up to me you're only at 81 shut up it was uh it was like a drug deal he's like hey big cat and i was like what's up man it was like everyone's getting their eggs and he just slipped me a burger oh hank did you have to raise your ass for that you started this yeah i know but you were farting before the show even started i've only farted on on i fart out of my heart fart out of my heart the feeling of the fart is just deeply unsettling i'm actually fine with that one because it's funny you guys ever watch a movie in like the uh the extra imax 4d or whatever that's what it feels like when hank farts yeah the rumble the rumble strips yeah in your ass i'm watching the odyssey over here the whirlpool just opened up you just have a butt plug on right now yeah i'm i'm fine with the farts when they're on camera you were farting for like 10 minutes while we were just sitting here getting ready to show i was trying to get us a cold open okay but yeah the burgers and then i went and took two i don't know if i was allowed to do this but i think there was burgers for lunch i missed lunch because we're doing the yak so after the yak i went into the kitchen and just took two burgers so i had three yesterday so that's good i need to have one for lunch that's that's important all right any other fire fest it's been a fun week yeah okay i don't no no yeah for you i'm saying i feel that you you will say that in a way that i should have one that i'm not i don't have one for you no it's been a good week okay i don't think that you look bad in the pictures no i don't either actually let me look at the picture I think you're your own worst critic let me see this real quick Jerry by the way is so attractive I took a picture of him yesterday alright see I got lucky in this picture that we blasted out there because I had my hands on my chin and that's usually the real bad spot for me is the fact that I have like six chins oh yeah I do see the stain oh my god that's actually three stains Hank zoom in on the stain the bottom oh you have cum stains on your shirt my dick's not that high up but yeah pft you look good you got your your facial hair looks good in this yeah shane did a great job yeah shane fucked me like that like how hard oh yeah you kind of got butthole eyes when it's like lazy eyes it's not it's not like again like i see can i make a recommendation yeah i expect pictures to look bad and sometimes i'm pleasantly surprised this one was the opposite and i'm like i was gonna get plastered everywhere if i were you thanks shane i would start wearing sunglasses all the time yeah pft and i look pretty good like comparatively to the pictures that we've taken before there's been so many worse my eyes are closed that that do you guys the cut out that we have from pardon my cheesesteak that sits in the corner of our little sitting spot that's like a really nice reminder for me every day that you're a fat piece of shit i look so so bloated in that picture and it's an ad for a cheesesteak too yeah that adds some weight yeah i'd say then you an ad for uh for a book makes you actually like lose 10 pounds yeah all right pft your fire fest uh pretty good week pretty excited uh to to go on a little excursion with hank this weekend yeah i'm going to go visit some of his kids out on the west coast uncle uncle pft is coming to town very pumped about that um actually we just brought it up on the screen here um one of my fire fests this week is uh is oldie oh and i love oldie i love him so much he's been the best uh him and i he makes no sense we've had some great talks this week and And he's just a delight to be around.

2:55:38He debuted his version of the Max Speedo yesterday at camp. And when he took it off, I don't know what's happening with the front of his body. I don't get it. I don't know how it's possible for like.

2:55:52PFT Commenter:Someone's got to do a documentary on his nutsack. I've never seen this. It's honestly shocking. And more people replied to me saying unfollowed than I've ever gotten, I think, for any tweet when I posted this picture. frankly i get it i get it maybe i fucked up probably should put that blur on there like the uh content warning his the the front the front it's like his legs have have a scrotum attached to it like his legs have their own separate scrotums i feel like he could actually do the the south park gif where the guy's balls are in a wheelchair like for real like i think his balls are so big he could actually like lift them up and put them in a wheelchair yeah it's like he's got a he's got a dick and balls but also a giant pussy too yeah yeah and i don't i don't really get it he's got it all yeah he truly is the man who has it all and i love oldie uh and it's been fun hanging out with him but jesus christ is his crotch strange yeah uh and then besides that pretty good week the only other thing i'll say is like here at camp i don't know if you've noticed this but in the bathroom situation um the toilet there's a lot of toilets that have like cracks on the porcelain yeah which is a little it makes you think twice yeah before sitting on them yeah um so basically whenever i've had to take a poop this week i've just basically been doing a wall sit like trying to take some of the pressure off the toilet so i get sore legs from that yeah from doing the wall shits um all right my fire fest of the week i got two one the first is uh i didn't i didn't win the uh akron oc job very sad uh shout out the guy who did win i don't know what his name was uh martin allen whims the second so good luck to him genuinely good luck like it's it's not uh i'm not like oh fuck fuck this guy uh sucks for the people that thought it was rigged who who thought that this was going to be a rig contest and ended up being that i actually had 34 entries into it because i bought 18 season tickets and then a bunch of people used me as a referral they just put my name in as the referral so i got another you know whatever it was entries So that's probably why I finished as a finalist.

2:57:57PFT Commenter:One of eight. One of eight finalists. Pretty special stuff. But it is a bummer. Hang the banner. I might actually make a banner. But it was pretty special stuff to dream of maybe running Shark Wheel in a real college football game. So that unfortunately won't happen. Then my other Fyre Fest was when we became New York Times bestsellers, PFT popped a bottle of champagne in the mess hall. I was just so uncomfortable because people were like chanting PMT and cheering for us. And I just I was in the middle of dinner and I felt very uncomfortable about the moment. And and then memes made me even more uncomfortable because PFT asked him to do a speech and memes.

2:58:37PFT Commenter:His speech was to sum it up. He said, thank you all for witnessing Big Cat and PFT. And then he said, you guys all wouldn't be here without them. And I wanted to fucking be anywhere else. But right there in that moment. memes and speeches are just it was amazing so i landed so mortifying i was just like fuck man i was like eating my mashed potatoes and everyone was chanting and clapping for us like get me out of here and it's not because i'm not like excited about it but it was just i just felt uncomfortable and you made it worse memes yeah i got put on the spot we were i was just stuffing my face with mashed potatoes you all wouldn't be here without them it's true it is true me now spot the lie kill me now can we listen to the speech kill me now yeah i think you have the video right do you have the video uh i don't i think pft posted on the yeah he did yeah that was yeah because i i responded to one guy who's like big cat too cool for school i was like big cat we were eating uncomfortable that was not a too cool for school moment for me it was i'm uncomfortable oh no shane log in let's guess his password bolt up bolt up what was l love you lt21 yeah bolt up okay that was a b o l t u p 21 exclamation he's got it all right let's hear oh god uh motorcycles all right that that's a motorcycle That's a motorcycle.

3:00:14PFT Commenter:Zach, Firefest of the Week. Oh, he got it. Come on, Shane. Here, I'll just play it in my phone. Ready for this? We'll just play it in my phone, Shane. We need Max back. Max would have had this up so fast. Is that not a fact? No. Yeah, actually, that is not a fact. Oh, my gosh. All right, here we go. Shane's birthday. PFT, write this down. All right, here it is.

3:00:44I'd like to thank all of you for witnessing this number one seller of Big Ad PFT. Without Dan, they wouldn't be here. Shut up.

3:00:56PFT Commenter:Shut up. Yeah. We don't really celebrate much. And I thought that this was one thing that probably if we're going to celebrate something, 10 years. No, it's nothing. No, it wasn't you. You didn't do anything wrong. It was just more like the moment I was just like, oh, fuck. Like everyone clapping for us. I just felt uncomfortable. All the different directions this pod could have taken us. Correct. This is one that I did not see coming. Yeah, I agree. So it's like one of the moments where I have to make sure to stop and be like, this is cool. Yeah, no, absolutely. It's definitely a wow, we actually did it.

3:01:30PFT Commenter:I think it's also like kind of a fucked up thing in my head where we knew how many we were selling. So it was like not a foregone conclusion, but we were pretty confident that we were going to get it. So it was when it happened. I was like, all right, I expected that almost. So you got to kind of like move, remove yourself and say, no, you know what? This is actually really cool. You should be proud of it. But just yet memes being like you guys all don't have a life without that. It's like me. I mean, like the we, we. Yeah. Like, I definitely wouldn't. Also, Shane's from bumfuck. You wouldn't be here.

3:02:04PFT Commenter:Like, thank you for witnessing them.

3:02:10Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, I hear what you say. Like, we kind of expected it. Like, I feel the same way about Mount Rushmore right now, finishing not last. Yeah. So when I get it, it's not going to be.

3:02:20PFT Commenter:It was interesting. Zach, were you there for the speech? I was not. No, sir. So some may say, I think Gaz even said it, that you were actually, because Zach and Hank weren't there, that maybe PFT was popping the bottle really for Mount Rushmore season. Which I had already done. He did that. Yeah, that's true. So I actually ended up, Tom went out, And I asked him to buy me two bottles of champagne because of Hank thinking that that's what I was getting the champagne for. Yeah. So we did that. Yeah. Okay. Zach. My favorite first this week. It is. Doesn't even need to be said. Camp's a great week.

3:02:50Beautiful week. We have so much fun. So it's hard to like harp on the negatives. Really quick one. First day. Had a good day. Let's hit the showers. Let's get it done. Let's wash it up. Forgot the towel in the cabin. So it was just like I had to get dressed at 100 % wet. yeah and I don't know why I chose to put my socks on but yeah so I went oh you went wet socks I went full fit because I didn't want to go boxers through the concourse and it kind of just set a tone of damp for the rest of my evening yeah yeah yeah it was uh other than that great week I know you like to get wet I'll never forget a towel in any situation ever again no other fire for a sec oh no what else what are we thinking memes you forget to trim something oh no what no there's a bad visual on the oh that's like that's guys saying like how how do you have back hair and chest hair i don't know dude i'm an adult uh yeah if you shave your back dude like i get i do i knock it down every once in a while just because like it's a lot and it's so every like probably biannually just yeah take down the back hair chest hair but you're moving i don't know dude i hit puberty yeah testosterone i think i'm not sure how bodies

3:03:57PFT Commenter:work you're moving armenian yeah i'm not here to like yeah zach i get it reversed because i don't have a uh like a ton of uh armpit hair or chest hair and it was like do you shave it's like no dude i just i don't know i didn't i'm sorry sorry i don't have a ton yeah jerry's got a little patch though jerry's got like a tramp stamp of hair yeah he does jerry's so good looking though he's So good looking. All right. Memes, you got anything? No, I saw Facili's balls. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's about it. Only his balls? Damn, and his dick, but. Were they good? No. I mean, come on. They had to have been okay.

3:04:39He's Italian. He's an Italian man.

3:04:41PFT Commenter:Yeah. All right. Fine. What does that mean? He's Italian. You know what that means. Yeah, you know. Small dick. He's Italian. Yeah. It works. All that matters is it works. All right. good show boys great week we'll be back in studio on Monday that was a very fun week at Camp Arsenal shout out Mountain Dew shout out our good friend Jerry O 'Connell what a fantasy preview we're ready for it feels like we're finally I'd like to apologize for that too I was we did that early in the morning I was coming off two hours sleep I don't think I was grumpy and yawning it was funny was not expecting to be in that it was Hank it was funny people there will definitely be not my best podcast performance there will be some some some comments being like they're so mean to jerry we fucking love jerry we we have a back and forth with him he knows the game we know the game we love the guy i've told him i actually whispered in his ear last night i love him he is the best uh okay let's spin for lottery ball five seven sixty 42 99 You better stop fucking picking 5 Hank If you know what's good for you

3:05:5432 Doesn't count anyways Yeah but have you guys ever gotten on there? No What? This doesn't count It does count No Come on dude

3:06:07PFT Commenter:You're right I did say as long as it's on camera You did get it on camera. Happy birthday to Jeff Green. Probably still in the league, right? Probably. Yeah, Jeff Green. Absolutely. He's going to play forever. Uncle Jeff. He'll never retire. Happy birthday to Sweet Lou Piniella, Honey Boo Boo. Happy birthday to the man, Armie Hammer. Happy birthday. Oh. Happy birthday, bro. I really loved your ad campaign with Callaway. And happy birthday to my dear good friend, Pat Cassie, the Beeve. Love you, Pat Happy birthday to Jamal Lewis And Roy Oswalt RIP And Michael Jackson Wait, Roy Oswalt's dead? He might not be dead I don't Are you thinking of Roy Halliday?

3:06:56I did mix him up with Roy Halliday I do not think Roy Oswalt is dead He's not He just threw a perfect game on MVP He's not 2005 PFT, you Florio'd that I did Florio'd, yep I mixed it up, mixed up my Roy's You can't do that You can't do that You know what? What an extra happy birthday it is for Roy Oswald. Another year above ground. Yeah. That's what he'll most be known for this year.

3:07:18PFT Commenter:Also, update on our group chat for Camp Barstool Relay Race. Tate told everyone to meet and said, do not reply to this. And then Mincy said, I'm skipping lunch to mentally prepare for inhaling two hot dogs, anything for the team. And then he was removed from the group chat. He's skipping lunch to mentally prepare. Mentally prepare. Mentally prepare. All right. Good show. Love you guys. Hank. Hank, can you please stop? Please stop. I'm coming through the wood because our chairs are connected. Hank, please stop. It's vibrating into my butt. You're also sitting up with your ass cheek open to the, like, sit with your butt on the chair.

3:08:06I'm done.

3:08:07PFT Commenter:Look how you're sitting, dude. Can we get Hank a pillow? Can you sit on a fart pillow so that... I can't deal with feeling that into my butt.

3:08:41Thank you.

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3:10:11Thank you.