Jerry O’Connell’s Fantasy Preview, Camp Barstool Recap, Mt Rushmore Of N64 Games + Fyre Fest

10:02Big Cat:Martell's Tiki Bar. Friday day. Friday day. 3 p.m. I'm going on to Barstool Beach House.

10:08PFT Commenter:This could look stupid in retrospect. The Cubs might be back.

10:13Big Cat:Yeah, so they won three out of four against the Brewers?

10:15PFT Commenter:Well, they have the fifth game today, so that's where this could look really stupid. I'm guaranteeing that it will almost definitely look stupid. Three out of five is pretty good. No, you needed to win four out of five because there were nine games back. Four out of five.

10:27Big Cat:They won. They did. I hope they win. Yeah. They won. Terry's on the commanders for another four years. It's a good day for part of my team.

10:35PFT Commenter:But we also had the weird Kyle Tucker news that he's had a fractured finger for a month and a half, which I think everyone knew, but no one reported, and the Cubs finally reported it. So I don't really know what's going on there. Kind of weird. He's in a contract here. Yeah, what the Cubs should do is put him on the IL and be like, Like, hey, here's three years,$140 million, and give him a two-year opt-out after the second year and be like, stop thinking about the contract, go play ball.

11:02Big Cat:I like that.

11:02PFT Commenter:Yeah, because, I mean, it's got to suck for Kyle Tucker to have – he hasn't hit a home run in a month and a half. He's just basically become Jason Hayward at the plate where he just grounds out to the right side. It's clearly about the finger. It's the finger and also the fact that he's in a contract year. take away that issue and be like, hey, get healthy and here's your money and you don't have to worry about it. And then in two years when you're 30 years old, you can be a free agent again if you want.

11:28Big Cat:That would be a smart thing to do if you were the Cubs.

11:31PFT Commenter:We also had Aaron Judge going after or correcting Aaron Boone because apparently Aaron Boone said Aaron Judge is not going to throw again this year, I think. And Aaron Judge on manager Aaron Boone said, I don't know why he said that. He hasn't seen me throw the past two weeks. I'm pretty confident I'll get back to that. Feels like the Yankees got some bad vibes going on.

11:55Big Cat:Yeah, I'd say they have bad vibes all season.

11:57PFT Commenter:Yeah. And Kyle Schwarber should be MVP because Shohei got rocked. He got hit by a line drive.

12:05Big Cat:Yeah. And Schwarber hit another homer last night.

12:07PFT Commenter:And Schwarber hit another homer.

12:08Big Cat:Did Shohei like apologize for getting hit? Let's see. I think he called the start regrettable.

12:12PFT Commenter:I think, yeah. So it was. It was Otani Rock struck by liner in regrettable start. Yeah. So he's very sorry.

12:21Big Cat:So Rockies. Very sorry about getting hit by that. He got hit by a pitch off the thigh and he gave up five,

12:29PFT Commenter:five runs against the Rockies should actually eliminate you. It's the. Yeah, he got he hit into a triple play five runs against the Rockies. Those two things should eliminate you from the MVP.

12:38Big Cat:Agreed. It's like when the last year when the Ravens lost to the Raiders. Yeah, we should have. known at that point okay no matter what they do for the rest of the season don't take them for real in the playoffs yeah yeah uh did lamar jackson get hurt yesterday kind of he hurt his wrist hand and then he left practice and then the raven said he's fine okay that's so not confusing

12:58PFT Commenter:at all lamar jackson fine this is the this is the season remember the old i don't think this happens anymore because people are a little smarter but this is right around when uh we would get the report like drew breeze got hit by a car and broke both his legs right before the season you know matt ryan yep an audi hit matt old lady in the audi hit matt ryan yeah i love

13:21Big Cat:his legs are fractured i love the people that would just stir that up once a year with a different quarterback but lamar jackson is okay well he's fine so i don't know if the ravens said that because he's healthy or if it was like somebody in their band that's attracted to him but uh he he's fine he's fine he's fine he's a fine man he's fine he's fine as hell

13:44PFT Commenter:hell yeah okay what did you have something else uh before something about the under 40

13:51Big Cat:oh yeah have you guys been watching the the 40 you under 40 football leagues all the clips going around i've seen the clips i love these guys these guys fucking love football they're all you know they got gray in their beards they're crying before games during the national anthem they're injuring each other they're taking it super seriously they just love playing football and i'm i'm obsessed with watching the clips i hope that there's one in the chicago area that we can go see or or at least like adopt as our 40u team because i i fucking love anything that gets these dudes so pumped up so physical about a game that they will definitely 100 get injured in at some point uh my idea was maybe as a mount rushmore punishment one of us has to try out or play for a 40 football team that would hurt yeah we're not we're not under 40 40 and under we are 40 this is the last year of eligibility shit uh yeah i mean i would get i would i can

14:50PFT Commenter:barely we've been at camp we've been camp games and my body's broken yeah it is true i'm feeling very very sore right now very sore i love these guys uh i i would love i would love to watch a documentary about them not even playing just going to work on mondays uh i also love some of their like uniform choices there'll be guys in like a jaguars jersey and in saints pants and just

15:12Big Cat:random combinations and they've got like the swagged out visors too like they definitely went out and customized their shit but it's all mismatched and it's also the wives call them call them definitely call themselves like wags oh yeah they're all wags for the for the 40 youth

15:24PFT Commenter:football team it's also great a great reminder of just how fast uh professional athletes are because when you watch one of these games, you're like, is my phone broken? Am I watching it at half speed? What's going on right now?

15:36Big Cat:Yeah, it's great. I played one time in a rugby tournament in Lake Placid, and there was a 70 and under division of rugby, and it was like the scariest shit I've ever watched. It's like every tackle, this guy's going to break a hip. Yeah. It was violent. Yeah. You could get left with just lifelong injuries, 140U game. Oh, yeah. I don't know if that's like – there's real-life repercussions there. I don't know about that. Yeah. No. I don't think we should try out What about kicker? I think even the kicker You could still get smoked being the kicker I don't know I think I could kick You can kick, he can kick Come on Zach That's not football I think anything plays for you Kicker is fine Kicker is not football Stop it Hank Stop it Hank

16:17PFT Commenter:You should love the kicker You're an English guy

16:19Big Cat:Yeah I know that's a different sport

16:21PFT Commenter:Oh I see what you're saying You're right Because PFT was going to then just try out to kick

16:26Big Cat:No I mean I would try out Yeah, he was the thing he loves. No, I would try to be a kicker slash. I would be Slash.

16:34PFT Commenter:Mount Rushmore Punishment. Someone has to play in a band.

16:40Big Cat:Someone's got to fly in a flight simulator, but like a real-life flight to New Zealand. A 60-hour flight simulator stream.

16:49PFT Commenter:Way to sniff that out, Hank. My brain is moving a little slow this morning.

16:52Big Cat:No, I wouldn't try that as a kicker. I would try. It would be a Swiss Army knife. I'd be a gadget guy. I'd be kicker slash punter. Backup kicker.

17:04PFT Commenter:Okay, any other sports stories?

17:06Big Cat:We got a budding rivalry right now going. We have the start of a MJ LeBron. Love it. In the WNBA.

17:15PFT Commenter:Yes.

17:15Big Cat:Paige Buchers. I said when she was a senior or her last year at UConn, she's going to be better than Kaitlyn Clark. Yeah, Paige Buckets. Paige Buckets just scored 44 points. she uh she made all four of her three pointers she's gonna break all of caitlin clark's rookie records and i think she's a better team player than caitlin clark i think that she's a better

17:36PFT Commenter:winner than caitlin clark she has won a title she has won a title i think she makes her teammates

17:40Big Cat:better than caitlin clark necessarily does and yeah i'm excited to see the future of the wmba if this is going to be like it's like magic versus bird if they're both bird yeah great yeah bird and more bird yeah we got two double bird super bird uh let's do real quick uh why don't

17:57PFT Commenter:you guys tell me who you think is in the top of the standings in the wmba give me how many can you get right okay uh new york vegas liberty this is uh all right we'll start with um wait

18:09Big Cat:aces yeah four aces four aces who are the four aces hank eastern conference early Eastern Congress New York Liberty Yes Let's go And Second Thomas Peters Who's second in the East? Yeah I don't know Indiana No they're third

18:31PFT Commenter:Atlanta Dream Oh fuck Indiana is Yeah third Sophie Cunningham's out for the year I saw Who's first in the West? Vegas

18:40Big Cat:It's gotta be the Aces It's not

18:42PFT Commenter:It's the Minnesota Lynx Oh Yeah Yeah, they're good.

18:45Big Cat:Hank, you love the Lynx. They have a seven-game lead on Mercury and the Aces.

18:51PFT Commenter:Yeah. They have the MVP, right? Who should the MVP should have been? Should have been. That's her. She is her. Is it Ajay? Asia Wilson? Isn't she on the Lynx? I believe so.

19:05Big Cat:Are we nailing this? I don't know. All I'm saying is it's going to be a different league next year once Paige gets a year of experience under her belt. I'm going to change the game

19:16PFT Commenter:I don't think we nailed that Hank I don't think we nailed that Vegas I knew that I got Vegas on my mind

19:25Big Cat:The Lynx have Nafisa She's good

19:28PFT Commenter:That was our WNBA minute Oh by the way Tommy Fleetwood Happy Tommy Fleetwood Day to all who celebrate Rob with two B's Thank you so much For the text we all bet Tommy Fleetwood

19:42Big Cat:But by the time this comes out, we have no idea. But it is Thursday, so Tommy Fleetwood's probably going to be – he's going to be fighting for the lead after today's round. Yes. And I think he said – didn't somebody ask him, like, hey, how are you gearing up for this tournament? And he was like, I do understand the irony if I win the tour championship and I haven't won on tour until this very point. That's – it's got to happen. It's going to be try me hardest.

20:04PFT Commenter:Try me hardest. Tommy, imagine if we hit this. I think we can. I think we can, too, until Sunday when he chokes. And then we say, how did this happen? How did we lose this? Oh, yeah, he chokes. No hedge? No. No hedge. Absolutely no hedge. I'm locked in on Tommy Fleetwood.

20:23Big Cat:I'm just making sure that we're all in lockstep there.

20:26PFT Commenter:Absolutely no hedge. Oh, also shout out Tyson Pajan. He had a really cool press conference where he was crying. He had a two-year$10 million extension, and he basically was like, I want to be a starter, but I also know Ben Johnson's the man.

20:41Big Cat:Yeah, he said, I didn't know this about him, he grew up without running water.

20:45PFT Commenter:Yeah, West Virginia, right?

20:46Big Cat:That's crazy.

20:47PFT Commenter:Yeah, and he went to a Division II school. Very cool success story in the NFL.

20:51Big Cat:Yeah, I like him a lot. Seems like a good dude. My only thing with him is if he wants a 15-year career, ideally he would have fewer arm tattoos. Yeah, but you never know where the league's headed. That's true.

21:04PFT Commenter:We could be in that direction right now.

21:05Big Cat:If you're looking for a Chase Daniel type, a guy that's going to stick around, he's just you usually look for like a blank canvas that can hold a clipboard on the sideline

21:14PFT Commenter:he's like almost too dynamic yeah uh the last thing i had was cracker barrel changer logo

21:19Big Cat:i fucking hate it that's my fire fest but yeah okay let's talk about it let's talk about it because i grew up a massive fan of cracker barrel i was obsessed with going to cracker barrels as a kid love their country fried steak love their gravy chicken and dump the chicken and dumplings The tea game. The tea game, which they've also changed. What? So this is per Coach Duggs. Yeah, Coach Duggs is on the beat. He is on the beat. He's on the beat. That's our expert. I actually think he was the very first person in America to discover the rebrand because he was the first person in Cracker Barrel that day.

21:55Big Cat:Yeah, he's been on the front line. Absolutely. And I'm trying to figure out, I'm trying to find the photo because he had a picture of the tea game. And the tea game at Cracker Barrel, it's the little triangle piece of wood with the holes for the t's and you skip you jump the t's and it always said like if you live if you leave more than three you're just playing egg no ray moose and the pussification of america they changed the ignore a moose part to like try better next time something like that yeah i'm trying to i'm trying to pull up the photo right here this is bullshit it also could have been photoshopped i might have gotten got but i saw it and i was shocked this is bullshit here we go leave three or more no reason to be embarrassed try again oh my there is a reason to be embarrassed that was the whole point yeah leave only one you're a genius leave two rock in the chair but not the game leave three or more no reason to be embarrassed try again this is this is why china is kicking our ass the cracker barrels in china have everything still and they haven't rebranded their logo they haven't they still got the duck dynasty dvds right at the checkout uh-huh it's bullshit it is it is and the the logo of cracker barrel is it's the man on the chair that's what it is the name cracker barrel doesn't really do that much for me the man on the chair makes me hungry correct correct

23:15PFT Commenter:By the way, I have breaking moves. I was just alerted to this. Breaking moves. Breaking moves. January 24, 2026. The Chicago Bulls are retiring Derek Rose's numbers into the United Center rafters. Now, you might be confused because there was Derek Rose night last year. Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah. You what? Yeah, Jerry Reinsdorf is just double dipping. Very smart.

23:38Big Cat:We're just doing it all. You get your night, and then you get your retirement night.

23:41PFT Commenter:They got the night, and then they got the retirement night. God damn it. I love that. They have no shame. Okay, let's get to our Mount Rushmore. Work hard and hydrate hard with Body Armor Flash IV. Whether you're working in extreme heat or powering through a long shift, Body Armor Flash IV delivers faster, longer-lasting hydration. With more than 2 ,000 milligrams of electrolytes, vitamins B and C, and zinc, coconut water, and no artificial sweeteners, flavors, or dyes, Body Armor Flash IV keeps you performing at your best. Get Body Armor Flash IV at your local 7-Eleven. Mount Rushmore. So it's Zach and I have 45.

24:19PFT Commenter:Max and memes have 41. PFT and Hank have 40. Zach turns out putting divorced parents on a graphic probably isn't great for people's trauma.

24:31Big Cat:Craziest comeback in Rushmore history. I've never seen that before. We were down by like bots. We were down by like eight or nine. I looked at it like 10 minutes after we were getting smoked. And then I was like, it's over. Bots? Never happens. Maybe bots.

24:44PFT Commenter:I don't know. Max, are you throwing an appeal? No, I mean, there's no appeal. Okay. It was a crazy rush.

24:49Big Cat:I think me and PFT, we're not the ones that are going to figure out bots. I think we have the people that wake up late to vote for us. That's exactly what someone would figure.

25:00PFT Commenter:Yeah. That's easy to be like, oh, yeah. Us two guys, we would never figure out bots.

25:05Big Cat:One thing about me and PFT is we would never bot. I'm a villager.

25:10PFT Commenter:All right. So, yeah, we're doing a little nostalgia week. Mount Rushmore of N64 games. We are up first. I was laying in my bunk.

25:21Big Cat:I feel like this one is, I feel you guys are going to have, you guys aren't very opposite sides of the console.

25:29PFT Commenter:What do you mean?

25:31Big Cat:You played N64 when it was a real thing, Zach.

25:34PFT Commenter:Yeah, he played.

25:36Big Cat:I see where you're coming from. But it had to have been different games.

25:40PFT Commenter:Memes also.

25:40Big Cat:Me and PS4 are kind of in a similar spot.

25:42PFT Commenter:Memes just trashed us when he didn't realize I was in the room. He's like, Zach and Big Cat having the first pick is terrible. I do think one. I was like, hey, Memes, I'm here.

25:55Big Cat:I do think the first pick is bad. Would you like that? It's very, there's like five. It's a deep draft. It's deep, but it's like tier one isn't as many as you think. You're saying there are like five tier one games. Yeah, and then below that. I guess we'll find out. It's a very subjective one past that. Okay. Okay.

26:14PFT Commenter:All right. Well, we'll go with my 1-1, our 1-1, GoldenEye. Good pick. 1-1. I mean, the first time you played, like, multiplayer kill games.

26:27Big Cat:Yes.

26:27PFT Commenter:Yeah. Great game. That's become the world we live in.

26:30Big Cat:It is. What a great world to be in.

26:32PFT Commenter:I also like playing the missions. Like, when you first get it. GoldenEye was just a great game.

26:38Big Cat:Top to bottom. Yeah. Changed the way people played video games. What? actually do whatever you want whatever you want what was wrong max no i thought hank was gonna say something anti-goldeneye no no no i think these first first the first couple the first two rounds are gonna be tough to argue with we got any odd jobs here no fuck that if you're not

26:54PFT Commenter:you're a piece of shit yeah no wait i job was the small guy yeah who's the tall guy jaws jaws

27:00Big Cat:that was the punishment jaws with i job yes you got to play with jaws next okay uh for our first pick Hank you I like the one that you highlighted too I really don't think it matters between that and a couple other ones okay we're gonna go with Super Smash Brothers yeah great pick good pick loved it you can play with any character good pick also great missions too like yeah unlock the other characters beat the hand Captain Punch Falcon Punch we're gonna go Zelda Ocarina of Time

27:35Big Cat:go on pft i mean i i guess widely known as like the best game i don't care i i that game's cool if you like getting lost in the forest and like finding a magic flute hand up i was never a zelda guy yeah oh i was a massive zelda i know and i understand i have i have zelda on my switch yeah i understand it's an important video game you like it i'm happy for you yeah I'm going to be a little wizard I'm going to run around Max he needs to be punished It's going to take me seven hours This makes so much sense He's upset You're upset about Terry You need to be punished You've been saying that he's going to be signing today For the past six weeks And he may never sign He may never play football again And the commanders may go back to the basement of the NFC Oh no Jaden Daniels list of quarterbacks that he beat last year were a bunch of G League guys and all of a sudden.

28:31Big Cat:Oh, damn. Now we're getting serious. It's not true.

28:36PFT Commenter:It is. Didn't he beat? Didn't he beat? He beat Jared Goff in the playoffs. He beat the Eagles. He beat the Eagles. He beat Kenny Pickett. Baker Mayfield. He beat Kenny Pickett. He beat Baker Mayfield in the playoffs. No.

28:45Big Cat:Yes, he did. I'll show you the list of quarterbacks. Well, Baker Mayfield's on the list. Let's go. Just read him. It was a tweet that I saw a while ago. I can't pull it up. He beat Jared Goff in the playoffs. Okay. Absolutely hobbled defense. Give us a list. You just talked about quarterbacks, though. Yeah. Not defense. Give us a list. I don't have this tweet off the top of my head.

29:06PFT Commenter:From a neutral party here, I agree with Max's first point that PFT might be acting out a little bit about Terry, but then I think it's the first where Max is lashing out because he's scared of Jadon. And he knows Zelda sucks.

29:22Big Cat:Kind of for girls. You guys are in...

29:25PFT Commenter:Did you play Zelda with your Stanley Cup?

29:27Big Cat:You guys are insane. No, you guys just don't know ball. Don't let them shame your quiver, Max. Yeah.

29:34PFT Commenter:No, I honestly, Zelda's like in that category of Star Wars for me where it's like I know people love it, and I'm sure it's really fun. I just never liked it. I agree. I never played it.

29:46Big Cat:We talked about the things that make your friend's house fun. I didn't really have the video games. I didn't have an Ed64 in my house. My neighbor did So I would just go over his house and play all the four player games I didn't play a lot of the single player I got a question for you Is Joe Burrow a good quarterback? Is he good at that position? Joe Burrow was the one on the list Joe Burrow is a good quarterback She interviewed him Bengals 32nd ranked defense last year Again, the topic was quarterbacks I can't find this tweet It was so long ago I wasn't ready for this argument today But then you started Now you need to be punished Our defense sucked last year We had a bad defense 30 second ranked We had a very bad defense 30 second ranked Okay bad You beat a bad defense I'm with Max here Is the discussion Did he beat a good defense last year Or did he beat a good quarterback last year Did he beat a good quarterback With a great defense Who cares Okay.

30:55PFT Commenter:Point PFT on that argument. Thank you.

30:58Big Cat:We're going to go with Super Mario 64. Okay. Wow.

31:03PFT Commenter:Loved it. Wow.

31:08Big Cat:We're going to go. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously. Mario Kart. Yeah. Mario Kart. Cannot believe that you took Super Mario over Mario Kart. The two games we have. Yeah. Four. I have probably played like 100 to 200 to 300 times more than every other video game in my life. Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. That's all I played. This is a subject. I played Super Mario and Zelda.

31:40PFT Commenter:And Zelda.

31:41Big Cat:We can tell.

31:45This is getting contentious.

31:48PFT Commenter:I didn't think the N64 trap would get contentious. Unless we're ready for the...

31:52Big Cat:We're just listing video games.

31:54PFT Commenter:It's like known as being the best game ever.

31:56Big Cat:I know. I know it is. We're really happy for you, dude. Didn't like it.

32:03PFT Commenter:Zach, our next pick is... Go ahead. We would like to take Mario Party. Mario Party is our next pick. Which one?

32:09Big Cat:Not that we're going to take another one, but did you have a favorite?

32:13PFT Commenter:I think the first... I don't know which one.

32:15Big Cat:I like two. They're all good.

32:17PFT Commenter:Yeah.

32:18Big Cat:I've only played one.

32:19PFT Commenter:I think two is what's the one we were playing Mario Party 2 yeah that's that's that's my favorite um no I mean I remember like when we when we got when did we we gotta do that that was the 24 hour stream yeah it was like holy shit nostalgia I'm playing this game again this is so much fun we should start to play again we should do a Mario Party stream uh okay well now what do we do What do you think about 12 or 6? 12. I think you like 3 or 6. Maybe you like 9. Yeah, I like 6. Okay. It was still good. All right, we'll do Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Yeah, we had it.

33:01Big Cat:We had that. Great pick. We had that on the list.

33:04PFT Commenter:Stay strong. Don't break. Don't break.

33:06Big Cat:Stay strong. These are good games. One ties. They're great games. Except Zelda. not so good

33:14PFT Commenter:what did what did the what did like Harvard say it was the best game ever Max what did you try to say

33:21Big Cat:I say it's the best game ever you're like it's widely known

33:24PFT Commenter:as the greatest game Zach back me up Zelda don't as a gamer

33:27Big Cat:back me up you're in this with us so personally I'm not good if the game's too open just because I'll get a little lost

33:35PFT Commenter:Zach is so good at disagreeing I see the appeal

33:39Big Cat:I definitely see the appeal Have you ever played Zelda on the Wii as well? There's a bow and arrow attachment. Have you kept playing Zelda?

33:46PFT Commenter:Memes, you're trying. Yeah, so what if you never played? I played all these games. Yeah, I have it on the Switch. You're going to try to dock? Zelda's a good game.

33:56Big Cat:Is it? Is it a great game, though?

33:57PFT Commenter:It's a great game.

33:59Big Cat:You played a lot of Zelda memes? Yeah, Zelda's a great game. Really?

34:02PFT Commenter:You played a lot of Zelda?

34:04Big Cat:Played tons of Zelda. Tell us your favorite part about Zelda. Zelda, which switches from one character to another. I don't think you played Zelda. Wait, isn't Zelda Zelda is not the character you're playing Oh no, me! It's a man You just tried to accuse him of not playing games It's a little boy named Link I think Link is a girl I think Link's a boy Max? Link is a boy I think Link is a girl I'm not a huge Zelda guy I thought Link was a woman I think in Super Smash Bros, if you Samus shock her Link is not a woman You can see Who's the bad guy in Zelda? There's a ton.

34:42PFT Commenter:By the way, more breaking moves. More breaking moves.

34:49PFT Commenter:Fasoli just flew his drone into the water. No way. That rocks. That's bad. That's really bad.

35:01Big Cat:Yeah. We have a relay that we set up pretty much solely for the drone.

35:08PFT Commenter:Yeah. Good job, Zoli. Why was he droning right now? No reason. Just doing my jam. Doing some test flights.

35:17Big Cat:Okay. You guys have your pick? Yep. Hank, I'm thinking about going with the first one on our list, but I could be talked out of it if you have one that you feel strongly about. I like that. All right. We'll go with Donkey Kong 64.

35:32Big Cat:You are Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong is strong as fuck. So, yeah. Yeah, that's why he's awesome. Great game. Thank you. You literally were doing Donkey Kong in the synchronized swimming yesterday. That was just you in the water. Donkey Kong is known as being the strongest of all Pokemon. What books are you reading about all these video games and characters? You could have. No, have you played Super Mario? Wait, did Max just say that Donkey Kong was a Pokemon? He definitely said that. Yes. We may be Yeah that's our next pick We're gonna go Pokemon Stadium Wait but what Don't you have to say

36:09PFT Commenter:What you don't like About Donkey Kong

36:11Big Cat:I was just gonna say Literally no matter What their pick was Oh but do you like it I never played it but

36:17PFT Commenter:I like this This is what Jump over barrel This is one of those drafts Where I didn't think It was gonna have a lot to it But it has a lot to it

36:22Big Cat:Max why didn't you do that The fart noise When I took Mario Kart Cause I played Mario Kart I like Mario Kart But you just said That you were gonna do The fart noise No matter what I picked well I got I don't know I thought about it then who cares shut the fuck up would you say you like Mario Kart more than Zelda Max not even close just curious I actually that says a lot I don't actually fuck it I'll say it you guys aren't gonna say it we're not I'll save it for honorable mention there are two kinds of guys in the world guys that like Zelda guys that like Mario Kart which one are you guys that like Vagina

36:59Big Cat:alright last pick banjo kazooie oh okay i played a hundred hours of this game i i didn't want to say this with uh we actually did it on the stream we brought it back i banjo tooie is like the the most fun game

37:16PFT Commenter:of all time like i didn't really play a lot i played crash bandicoot the original that was ps2

37:20Big Cat:i think but uh i didn't play this game that's a mean banjo tooie four player like better than Call of Duty. Really? So much fun. I don't know if Banjo-Kazooie had it too, but the Banjo-Tooie also like a single player game was just fun. Same with Banjo-Kazooie. Yeah, it's probably one of the most playing on franchises. Okay, you guys have

37:43PFT Commenter:a pick.

37:44Big Cat:It's us? Alright, Hank. I like this one that I'm highlighting right there. Okay, yeah, I like that. That was the other one. Or what about that one burning someone alive i still think that was a good pick by hang all right we're gonna go star fox 64 love star fox i like that game love the squad planes yeah the planes were great somewhat unrealistic uh in terms of the g's that they could pull all right it would have

38:15PFT Commenter:destroyed the airframe yeah i like star fox it was a great game uh all right we'll finish off with NFL Blitz. Yep. Okay. Good pick.

38:23Big Cat:I forgot that that was a 64 game.

38:27PFT Commenter:Madden came out, obviously, on 64, but it wasn't great on 64.

38:30Big Cat:I was hoping you weren't going to pick that. I was hoping that was going to go undrafted.

38:34PFT Commenter:Oh, why?

38:35Big Cat:Because it's a good pick.

38:36PFT Commenter:Yeah. Why didn't you pick it then? Instead of Zalba.

38:41Big Cat:I want to, like, punch all of you. You guys have been so fucking annoying. Well, you know what? This is going to be one of those drafts where on Sunday's show, Max is going to be like, The entire internet said I was right about Zelda, and I know that. I just don't like Zelda. Max is also worried about his team right now.

38:56PFT Commenter:Yeah, I was going to say, we should also just put some context into this whole thing. So if you're like, why is there so much contention over an N64? Dude. Hold on. Over an N64 Mount Rushmore, the teams that we've been playing in the Camp Barstool games, Max is the captain of one team. Dana Beers is the captain of the other. Dana Beers picked all three of us. And Max is just on an island. He has lost control of the locker room. I don't want to be the captain.

39:26Big Cat:I don't like putting people in any position. What?

39:30PFT Commenter:You don't want to put people in any position? You said I hate camp. You hate camp?

39:34Big Cat:He wants to go home.

39:35PFT Commenter:I like camp. I hate the... I'm so moansig, mommy. I want my hoagie and my Zelda.

39:46Don't pick me up.

39:47Big Cat:This is like a really nice bit. Like, let's do the whole team up on Max thing. It's a really nice thing that we can keep going on. You could have drafted all three of us. You were my next pick. I don't know. I drafted poor. I didn't draft. Whatever. Fuck it. I wanted you to draft me. I know. And every time I was trying to play the value game, and I thought that I was going to get back to me.

40:11PFT Commenter:Big Tech could barely move on Sunday. Yeah, that's true. My calf is a problem. More than five feet. But you forgot about how fast I am in the water. But like what That doesn't make sense to me We drafted two guys on our team Specifically for the blob I don't know how calves work

40:25Big Cat:We're still dominating

40:26PFT Commenter:I can't run I can swim You couldn't move I understand but Swimming doesn't hurt your calf You couldn't move on Sunday Okay Swimming is like the The thing you do when you have injuries Because it's no load barrier I'm not a physical fucking therapist How am I supposed to know that

40:47Big Cat:It's okay Max Max misses his mom. Don't live with my mom.

40:52PFT Commenter:Mommy, I want WizWit.

40:55Big Cat:Max spent a lot of time in the nurse's office in camp this week.

40:58PFT Commenter:Oh, my God. Oh, Mommy, I want my WizWit. You'll make friends here. You will make friends.

41:06Big Cat:Okay. I didn't take Mario Kart because I played Diddy Kong Racing as a kid. And it didn't feel right. That's a good game. Diddy Kong Racing. Yeah, it was like you either had Mario Kart or you had Diddy Kong Racing. I had Diddy Kong Racing.

41:20PFT Commenter:Here's one that I was thinking about picking because it came with every single N64 to start. Wave Racer. I loved Wave Racer. Wave Racer. It was a free game that came.

41:31Big Cat:Jet Moto. I don't even know if that was what it was called. Yeah. 1080. I should double down and take Zelda Majora's Mask, too. What? I should have doubled down and taken Zelda Majora's Mask, too. Oh, you should have done that. Oh, Zelda. I should have done that. I'm going to let you pick. I'm going to let you take one out. Majora's Mask is one of the best games. Oh. You guys ever play Cruisin' USA? Yep. And Ridge Racer. Ridge Racer was good. Did you say the dinosaur one? Oh, yeah. Dude, you don't like the dinosaur? I've never heard of this in my life. Turok Dinosaur Hunter was an awesome game.

42:02Big Cat:I don't know that one. I gotta look that up. I didn't laugh when I saw it on the list. It was fucking sweet. You shot T-Rexes in the mouth with a bow and arrow.

42:10PFT Commenter:Ken Griffey Jr. Slugfest. And Major League Beast. I'm LB Slugfest. No, it was Major League Baseball featuring Ken Griffey Jr. I just called it Ken Griffey Baseball.

42:20Big Cat:It was awesome. Yeah. I feel like Ken Griffey Baseball for Super Nintendo might have been better for the one from 64.

42:27PFT Commenter:Sports games weren't the best. The best part about N64 was there was no load time.

42:31Big Cat:Yeah. It would just be instant. Just pop it in. Yeah. Well, yeah.

42:34PFT Commenter:But then you go. Oh, yeah. But that actually feels like you're doing something. Yeah, blow on it. Yeah. Get that mouth to. And then the joystick when you had the one joystick that was loose. Mad cats.

42:45Big Cat:That's what they used to control the submarine that went down to the Titanic.

42:48PFT Commenter:Yeah. What else? Any others? Mario Tennis. Yeah, you had a couple of Marios. Golf.

42:55Big Cat:Did you guys like a Paper Mario? Yep.

42:57PFT Commenter:So you played all these on Wii?

42:59Big Cat:Mario Tennis, Mario Golf. Yes. What was Paper Mario? It's Paper Mario or loading screen. You're flying on a little paper airplane. It's got a map to it, and there's just different objectives on the map. Okay. Cool. What about a Galaga? You guys ever play Galaga? I didn't know what that was when you sent that to me. No?

43:16PFT Commenter:Yeah. Does anyone know Galaga?

43:18Big Cat:It's like you've got a spaceship at the bottom of the screen, and there's like alien spaceships coming down this way. And you go side to side. Yeah, that sounds like that. It's like an arcade. Yeah. Yeah. That's like a really old game, I think. I'm going to put that on a computer. Okay. Very fun.

43:34PFT Commenter:Okay. Good Mount Rushmore. Great Mount Rushmore. Max, can I say something?

43:39Big Cat:Yeah.

43:39PFT Commenter:You made that Mount Rushmore fun. Otherwise it didn't be us listing N64 games

43:45Big Cat:Just being like that was awesome

43:46PFT Commenter:Yeah You made that Mount Rushmore good for the viewers Okay You want to go home You want to go home

43:55Big Cat:You're sick of camp Yeah He misses his dog I never played Zelda He's sick of camp

44:02PFT Commenter:Yeah we know that It was just wild that you did that After throwing an accusation at Zach Oh, all right.

44:40PFT Commenter:Boar's Head, committed to craft since 1905. Now at McDonald's, get a$5 McChicken meal deal or a$6 McDouble meal deal. They come with small fries, a soft drink, and four-piece McNuggets. We're going to need a bigger tray. Get more value with your meal deal. Prices and participation may vary. Prices may be higher for delivery. Okay, here he is, our great, great friend, Jerry O 'Connell. okay we now welcome on a very very how many you want i mean i live with you i took a half hour in the bathroom today i don't know what was going on in there how many varies as many as there can be okay very very very very very very very very very very very very very that's enough very special guest uh very special fantasy co-owner co-owner uh jerry o 'connell he is with us at camp barcel which has been thank you i don't know if i've thanked you you have you have you have i would like to thank you again right here on this platform thank you guys i gotta tell you um for my fantasy preview thank you again i i was feeling really strong uh this season i've done a lot of homework i've done a lot of research i was about to say months i'd say about a month

45:58being in a camp with Stephen Che for just 12 hours has completely fucked me it has fucked me up

46:07Big Cat:I'm concerned about this because Jerry came into the bunk and he said you'll never believe what Stephen Che showed me he had his laptop pulled open he's got this whole fantasy football program that he made himself on his laptop I said Jerry was it a program or was it a spreadsheet that Stephen Che put names into and then the look on your face was like no it's uh i'm pretty sure it's its own system that he made and steven shea is famous for just making a spreadsheet of names and referring

46:38PFT Commenter:it to it as a software program right i think what happened here because pfc's right you got duped steven shea is our number one smart presenting person at barstool right the glasses yeah asian sure he's not smart the sort of monotone correct with him last night just sort of he's he's tough to read i did pick him out in round one though he did breathing i said he's breathing heavily but he's smart presenting he's not smart uh now here's the deal i i am i am excel proficient i can that's why we all say that i i am though you don't when was the last time as an actor used excel i had to use excel at a job just a few years ago you can you can at what i i mean i was in an office the brandy music video and and spreadsheets were coming in and um you read them i read them and hit the tabs and change things you opened a spreadsheet i i'm i'm excel proficient there's no way you're i don't think so um that said he it's more than just an excel spreadsheet i recognize He is able to break down what players do in red zones.

47:50And it really, I got to tell you something else that he said that really got in my head. He copied this from someone, by the way. He said, what's the scoring system of the part of my take league? And I went, I think it's like half PPR. And he went, yeah, but how many points for completions? How many points for touchdowns? How many points for 10 yards? And I said, I don't know. And he went, you got to know these things, Jerry. And so I said to a few people in this room, maybe Steven should do this fantasy football preview with me. No. No.

48:26PFT Commenter:I have enough Steven Chan in my life. Request denied. I'm full. I'm not going to blow somebody up. Someone who works here, I said to them, hey, I'm thinking about bringing Steven with me. He just has a spreadsheet. It's a program that he wrote. And they went, do not. You know, Jerry, you know that feeling like when you were younger and you were drinking and having a great time. and then someone's like, hey, here's a tequila shot, and then you're like, oh, God, I'm going to throw up. That's how I feel every day when it comes to my limit of Stephen Shea.

48:53Big Cat:Yeah. And, Jerry, you are aware that Stephen Shea famously told people not to draft Saquon last year. His spreadsheet, his program told him do not draft Saquon last year. Saquon Barkley.

49:03PFT Commenter:Have you ever heard of him?

49:04Big Cat:Yeah. He had 2 ,000 yards last year. I have. Barely over 1 ,004 yards. I do want to say. 1 ,005. Listen. Barely over 1 ,004, yeah. As someone who's a fantasy football expert, whatever, you make mistakes sometimes. I've had some misses. You have? Here's what I'm... Darren Waller. Darren Waller. Yeah, Darren Waller. I was going to bring up Darren Waller. Darren Waller.

49:24PFT Commenter:Here's what I'm confused about. We spent this entire offseason potentially getting you a co-manager. Right. Adam Schefter, Taylor Swift. Sure. A lot of names thrown out there. And then you resisted. I heard that Taylor Swift interview. Yeah. Yeah. Possibly co-owner of fantasy team. You resisted. you threatened to do some dark shit send dark dark dark web shit to adam scepter uh i did you you threatened to quit the awls had your back they were like pft and big cat are being mean to jerry uh and then we show up to camp and you get a co-manager and his name's steven chay i didn't get a co-manager if this was a bit good job look when you're at camp there's a lot of downtime here you know and Stephen just cornered me and made me doubt a lot of my a lot of my my takes my system my ideas for where our fantasy team should go I was very negative about Adam Schefter helping me about maybe his daughter Dylan Schefter helping me who you love love everybody I guess I am a little bit open to it but I do want to say what Adam Schefter does is not fantasy he's more breaking news he's always looking for a breaking news he wants to know hey is Judkins out of Cleveland is he sentenced that's very valuable knowing who's going to play well yeah I know but he's more like he's more concerned about getting out there before Or Florio or getting out there before, you know, whoever his competition is.

51:07Big Cat:Well, Jordan Schultz is actually in this league. He's peerless, by the way. He does not have competition. Maybe we should get Rappaport. Oh, that's who Team Schultz is. Team Schultz, yeah. So we've got an insider in the league already. I want to say something about that league. You know, I've really been trying to help that league. You know, I'm new to it. Okay? So I did a – no one had a draft order. You need a draft order to know where you're picking. I do a lot of mock drafts. I use AI, okay? Schefter doesn't use AI. I know how Schefter does this. He travels a lot. He goes to an airport. He picks up, like months ago, that fantasy preview magazine in an airport and just keeps reading that over and over again.

51:47Things change. Things are evolving in fantasy. You've got to have a computer. You've got to be Excel proficient.

51:52Big Cat:You did a great job last year of putting the league on tilt and just kind of knocking everyone off balance because when we dropped you in the group chat, immediately just took your shirt off and you record a video of you making the draft order and then everybody was like who is this right who is this guy you had to kind of explain your cv to them and be like i was in kangaroo jack ever heard of it yeah but this year you haven't you haven't put out a video yet you're kind of waiting for somebody else to do it uh why don't you open the group chat i i did our draft video i do have it there's a link there jerry we could play it now i have two questions for you before we start yeah one oh by the way i want to say um we'll get to your questions they always accuse me of rigging the draft order i would never what pick did we get we got the fourth pick let me just say this to everyone in our league i would never mess with another man's money i would never it's just not my style i don't when it comes to gambling i don't do that i would never do that also i'm not entirely sure who's in that league there could be like ufc fighters in there i'm not i don't want any beef with any of these people like i don't mess with the draft order i do a straight draft i put it in the hat look at the video judge for yourself try to pull it up right now all right there's a lot jerry you you are far and away deleting texture in this group chat it's crazy do you do you want my questions um yeah in a second you want me to pull up the video or no is it the one that says bing bong is it you in a bar no it's the one uh it's a link to uh because i have an is it your bet slip is it there's so many attachments you put in here jerry because i have an android it's a link to um dropbox oh yeah yeah so you wonder why i didn't watch that oh my god maybe go into a third-party app to watch it's not a third but it's dropbox it's a big deal it's like i can't god because the android and apple systems like the quality like it loses quality so i just do a dropbox link it's not a big deal just click on the link god you and schefter are so weird about the links i send you

53:46PFT Commenter:He did say dark, dark web shit. Yeah, I know, but it's like, it's fun. It's all in German, what I sent him. Crazy. Here you go.

53:58Big Cat:Yeah, Dropbox. I'll pull it up. I'll pull it up. So, like, click on it and just play it. Yeah, so it looks like you're in bed here. I'm under a sheet. Under the sheets. Yeah. Let's see what Jerry did. Oh, wait, it's playing through my sunglasses.

54:16that's another thing when you're here traveling with pft you're always being recorded through his glasses that's not true jerry only when the lights are unfun uh jerry o here um also known as jerry's kids um we're gonna be doing our draft um okay so did you make a every piece of paper is the same are you hiding from your wife under the sheets every team here like it i didn't want to Ty's terrific team. I'm like at home. We got pop artists. We got – I'm sure I got that. Sorry. We got rugs and tugs, Ty's in there. Okay, pop artists. Okay.

54:54Big Cat:Okay, we can put this video in. Yeah. But you do have a list here. We've got a list of the names. So we are picking fourth in this draft. If the league decides to go with your order, because we did not go with your order last year, people were offended by your shirtless video and they changed the order yeah uh i think we're sticking with this order that's what the uh that's what the group text has okay great by the way i just want to say the messaging systems between android and apple has really improved it's like

55:23PFT Commenter:you keep saying that no and you keep screwing up every group text read i'm sorry to interrupt your questions you guys are the owners what was your question all right my question first question is um payment okay will you be paying this year yeah i paid last year you have separate bank account from your wonderful lovely respectful wife rebecca romaine supermodel look her up yeah we have um we have one group account that we put in money for things like you know electric bills potholes stuff like that yeah yeah that was the driveway um i did uh i actually got a temporary um like a like a fake like a patch thing yeah a filler it is starting to they really don't

56:10Big Cat:last very long it's it's starting to we got a guy we have a a hole filler guy that we yeah i see him here uh nicky smokes oh oh nick nicky smokes yeah he'll be very respectful of your wife yeah Oldie did come up to me and whisper in my ear, hey, man, I could fix that pothole anytime you want. Yeah, you could. Just the idea of having Oldie walk around my house with my wife for a couple days because I had to fly him in and everything. See his pouches like Kangaroo Jack, too. Yeah. So you have your separate account so we can come out of that.

56:42PFT Commenter:Does your wife know you're getting paid$4 million to do this? Sure. You keep making that joke. That is not the case. And also, there's not enough money in the world to sleep in a bunk with Hank and hear him talk in his sleep, which is really insane. Hank, who's in this room last night, I'm just going to say it was like, Papa, Papa, no, Papa, you're running. Papa, please stop. No, that's my bathing suit part. Papa, stop. It was really weird stuff. It was dark web shit. It was a great job flipping it.

57:16Big Cat:That's great. Get us laughing at Hank smartly.

57:18PFT Commenter:Very smart. All right. Second question. Will you be swearing during this preview? Because my kids listen to this show. Oh, I would never swear in front of your kids. Okay. If your kids were there, I would never do that. Yeah, no, Jerry came over to my house to see my family on Monday night, and he just lets it fly in front of the kids. 50, I don't give a fuck, because they listen to this podcast, and they hear it, and they hear me swear, but you were just letting it fly. yeah i um i do have a theory that uh that um kids don't we don't enter a kid's life kids enter our life oh i like that theory i'm not going to change and i think kids need to see how the adults really talk i think it helps them i think it helps them uh yeah i mean it was the the f-bombs i don't care about when you call nicky smokes a rapist in front of my kids yeah they need to know that stuff oh guys can we talk about camp Can't barstool for just one second.

58:20Yes. First of all, my family, specifically my wife, still doesn't understand why I'm here for four days, why I'm in a cabin. What is the pay structure? What do you mean four days? You're here for seven days. My wife is like, wait, what are you? So you're living with them? Why are you living with them? Show me the photos of them. And like they go through it and they're like, okay, that's Max. You're living with him. You're living with all these people. Meeting the person I've been most surprised with. Because it is so fun. You meet all the barstool personalities. It's so great. Playing Werewolf last night was so fun.

59:01I'm most impressed with Nicky Smokes. He's an impressive guy. Honestly, I had an idea of who he was before I came here. And he completely shattered that idea. Totally. it i could see him and i being friends for a very long time i agree good hit the town together i agree and uh i want to say i wore a crop i had a crop top yesterday uh max cut it for me thank you max um i got a lot of compliments on uh x and um And Nicky Smokes was in my vicinity, didn't once touch my midsection. There we go. Classic. I do have to say, it's also fun to see him and Annika spending such a tremendous amount of time with each other here.

59:50It's so interesting to see them. Like they were on a chair swing today. Who was with me today? Like this morning, just like watching the sunrise. And I get it. He's a very romantic person. Yeah. Like, I'm married. I would never sit on a chair swing and watch the sunrise and all that stuff. Love is love. Seems like a nightmare.

1:00:12PFT Commenter:Yeah. All right. Should we get to the fantasy preview? Yeah. Let's get to it. What do we got in the briefcase? This out. Okay. Briefcase here to Camp Barstool. Wait for it. Oh. Okay.

1:00:32Big Cat:I'm already scared by the amount of pieces of paper that you have right there. Yeah, just like... That's more than last year, Jerry. You guys always ask about the contents of my briefcase. You got baby oil? You got an apple? Baby oil? Diddy party? How come you didn't tell us about the Diddy party, Jerry? What's in the... How long were you at the Diddy party for? Oh, I did go to a Diddy party once, yeah. Yeah. I went... It was called the white party, and you had to wear all white. um white clothes and um it's so funny i got so drunk and um i ordered a vodka cranberry they were like serving vodka cranberries it wasn't normally my drink um although it is like healthy it's healthy for like urinary tract stuff um and i was on the dance floor and on my white outfit just vodka cranberry all over the front and i remember diddy like running around the party and he was like he didn't know who i was he was like who the who the fuck is this who the fuck is this the fuck like why don't you respect yourself like what is this and i thought i was gonna get kicked out and i like ran away from him and i was able to stay but um there was an after party it went to a club afterwards and a huge fight broke out it was crazy night that's the end of that story Okay, that's a good story.

1:01:50Yeah, I was really worried about sometimes if I go to camp and there's like other people, I have trouble going number two. I get like nervous.

1:01:58PFT Commenter:You have loose pills. No, I have like smooth move tea that I drink sometimes. I do. There's some loose pills in there. Oh, that's Excedrin. I like taking Excedrin. You guys put me in a hotel. Enjoy it. When our flight got delayed, you put me in a hotel. I stole some of like the stuff. This is like the toiletries. Yeah. Shaving kit and stuff. And I took one apple from the cafeteria in case I got hungry. Briefcase.

1:02:27Big Cat:Yeah.

1:02:27PFT Commenter:I like that. Okay. All right. Let's go. Where are we starting? I was so excited about this. Well, yeah.

1:02:38Big Cat:When you first came on the show, you gave us your do not draft list. It was like Jerry's list of people that have personally wronged him that he will never draft again. But over the years, that's kind of evolved. And now you're just, you want to draft everybody. Yeah. It used to be people I had personal resentments toward. Yeah. Because they wronged me the season prior. And then I realized like a lot of the AWLs like use my guidance to draft. They see you as the expert. They await for this. So I had to take more of a sort of an impartial stance. Okay. so we're gonna try something new this year and what we're gonna do is um we're gonna be open to the universe it's kind of like it's like dating zach it's it's like dating it's like being like open to the universe you know like the best intercourse guys are the guys who like are just like open to intercoursing with like anyone any like you don't like have like set standards just that one person i'm going to intercourse with it's like you got to be like water like whoever will intercourse with me like i can intercourse with them and it's like so that's what we're going to do with our draft okay we're going to talk the entire nfl what is the theme of this draft intercourse no no no no the theme to this draft is just being open open to the universe okay to the universe what comes our way drafts are they're nebulous things it's like intercoursing it's like they're not like it's not like you know pilates instructor you i will intercourse with you or like or like marketing executive in dallas you i will intercourse with you show me your tootsies that's it just you just you just you and me like it's like um it's like hey like i'm here you're here uh who's in this round what round are we in it's the 10th round okay what's up hey uh 10th round uh what's up uh i don't know um kyler murray how you doing um oh you know we do start these off zach um you you know i'm an actor right and careful how you answer this because the last guy who answered it things didn't end well so tell me what you know about me as an actor

1:05:06zach yes sir you know i'm an actor first of all drop the sir shit i've been in a cabin with you now for two days you've heard me shit we've heard uh hank with his night terrors

1:05:19you you you know i'm an actor right zach i do what have you seen me in i really enjoyed kangaroo jack yeah okay all right here we go he's a real one confidence back fuck you chay all right here is our strategy bowers in the second round now i know i i listen i know i know i know we're open i i i i i know i i know i said darren waller a few years ago and that really fucked people over but he was like going through a divorce he was divorcing that very attractive woman from the WNBA. Kelsey Plum. And I think it was like personal stuff. I didn't see that coming. And also we didn't know at that time how bad a quarterback Daniel Jones was.

1:06:05This was not information that we all knew. We thought the Giants office knew something that we didn't and we were very wrong about that. Bowers in the second. Jaden Daniels in the fourth. That is where we live now it may not happen again you got to be open to intercoursing with any of these players any of them okay we could wait for bo nicks we could wait for jalen hurts what's up max okay this league that we're in is so unpredictable these people are nuts i i just there's so much talent in rounds five six seven eight nine ten nine oh yeah uh george pickens dk mecca jameson william trev hen hendrick all these people matt goldman golden there are so many there's so much talent a little later in the draft this year oh yeah especially with ride wide wide receivers but i do want to tell you a reason why our draft hinges on jayden in the fourth can't take him to the third is that i really believe jayden daniels is going to break all QB records this season.

1:07:16I think he's going to have. Well, then we should take him in the first. I think he's going to have 5 ,000 passing yards. 5 ,000. Yeah. Wow. I think he's going to have 1 ,600 rushing yards.

1:07:25Big Cat:Jerry, I hate that you've put me in this position, but I have to push back a little bit. Does no Terry scare you? You don't think he's going to be there? I think he is. Yeah. So do I. Okay. I think he's going to be there. Okay. So we're good. 1 ,600 rushing yards.

1:07:43PFT Commenter:Would we want to draft him earlier if he breaks all the records? No, I don't. Because you just can't waste that third pick. There's too much talent.

1:07:52Big Cat:If he breaks every quarterback record, has 1 ,600 rushing yards, 5 ,000 passing yards, we will win our league if we have him. I know. But I also think we can't waste that third pick on him. Listen, I work with AI. Adam Schefter does not. Dylan Schefter may, younger. like all of the programs that I use and I pay for all of them say that you got to wait to the fourth round to draft him okay let's start with the AFC East Hank and Means are both here yes not really feeling anyone in the AFC like not one player in the AFC East

1:08:36PFT Commenter:in the entire AFC East let's start with Miami yeah bad team this is your fifth let's start with this is my this is my issue this is my issue with miami i'm i'm an actor zach i'm an actor right yes i'll hit you with the sir again i a movie is funded through its star like a movie gets its funding like how much is the budget of a tom cruise movie wow it's hundreds of millions of dollars he's the biggest star big cat if you yawn again during my preview i'm really like i'm gonna go yeah well you need to let me know when we're starting um a movie gets its funding through its star so tom cruise gets hundreds of hundreds of millions of dollars you know a guy like me it's like hundreds of thousands of dollars if i like i'm the star of a film you get paid more for the mountain dew job my problem with drafting anyone at Miami is that the star of that movie it's so frightening watching that team and I don't want to get dark here I don't want to start off on such a dark footing, dark web shit but is it just me or is it scary watching Dolphins games?

1:09:57it's a little scary I think they're going to be bad but it's scary because at any moment something bad can happen. Their coach is like longing for the sweet embrace of death before the season starts. It's yeah. I mean, I don't think Tyreek will be a dolphin. You know, the computers I use AI are really telling us to draft Waddle. And I think that has to do with them knowing Tyreek isn't going to be there. And so we may take Waddle like in the seventh, which would be a steal. Okay. Buffalo. First of all, I'm really sorry to be a little sacrilegious here. Hard Knocks is really bad this season. It is a bad season.

1:10:43We were here at Camp Barstool listening to Hank and his Night Terrors, so I didn't watch this week's show. But wow, is it boring. And it's really making me not – like typically I watch Hard Knocks and I'm like, oh, got to get that guy. Got to get Ocho Cinco. got to get uh you know fall in love got to get the baltimore defense you like fall in love with with people but it makes me not want to draft any of them and by the way first of all like the highlight was it's so funny i was thinking about this podcast the highlight of hard not so far has literally been prayers for damar he was praying like 10 minutes of that one episode was him praying on the field did you see that yeah it was i was like wow they should call this episode prayers for DeMar.

1:11:33Oh, you know what? Here we go. Name me three wide receivers from Buffalo.

1:11:39Big Cat:Khalil Shakir, Keon Coleman, and Right, so it's like tough. What's his name? Mac? Matt Collins? He's a patriot. It's that guy Hamler that's been featured. KJ Hamler? The Scooter storyline, it's not really holding it for me. It is a testament to how good Josh Allen is because he's making magic with... I actually think Khalil Shakira is a pretty good player. I do too. And they also do have good tight ends. Yeah, but two of them. So this is a fantasy preview. You can't... If there's a group of people catching balls, you can't do that. For some reason, the computers really want us to take Ray Davis in the 10th round.

1:12:26Are you running this team or is it a computer? Yeah, what the hell's going on? I'm trying to be open to the universe. Yeah. I hear a lot about AI and people saying like it's doing bad things, but I think there's some good things that it's doing. And I'm actually asking football fans in here, why is it telling me to draft Ray Davis? Why does the computer have such a hard-on for Ray Davis? Was this before Cook maybe signed all his stuff? Maybe. Because I've been off the grid while I've been here at Camp Barstool. uh the jets memes i'm so sorry i am a jets fan and big cat has been warning me all season and it's just gotten in there you know when someone says something about a player and it's just like it just it's like a brain worm you know it's like rfk it just sits in there um that's your boy right you met him your friends uh i told you that privately um not for the show not for air um dr bing bong um just to let you know when there was injuries last year i kept left i kept leaving voice messages just for pft a big cat not for anyone else getting upset here at this podcast who may or may not have night i think you diagnosed seven different players with aids

1:13:44Big Cat:and private voice kept calling them up hey Dr. Bing Bong here yeah what occurred was a clean rupture as we all saw and Pozingis has a terrible disease

1:13:59memes I'm so sorry anything with Justin Fields it's just not happening and I know we just watched videos from camp and clips and everything gets clipped I'm here at Barstool everything gets clipped but we can't with Justin Fields this season I'm so sorry memes You want to jump in here at all?

1:14:17Big Cat:I disagree with this. I think he's top 10 fantasy football. Wow. Top 10. Yeah, I mean, I actually got top five last year. I don't totally disagree with the rushing. Yeah. Yeah, nor do I. Memes, is Jerry a racist? No, no, no, no, no. Are you? No. I just think a quarterback has to... Rushing is great, but I think they also have to have the ability to pass the ball as well. What is the negativity surrounding Brees Hall? I can't understand it. Is it a contract dispute? Is he upset with Braylon? What is happening there? I'm not really sure. He's trying to prove it, but Braylon Allen is also a monster.

1:14:56So Braylon Allen is currently going in my computer draft in the 12th round. Wow. So that is someone who's probably going to be on our team. Okay. So I know I said no one from the AFC East, but maybe Braylon. And Waddle. And Ray Davis. No, I was just throwing that out. Patriots. Hank, can you hear me, Hank? Yeah. Are you on a mic? Nope. He's laying down.

1:15:20Big Cat:Come and have a seat. Come on. He's saving his energy. Come and have a seat. Come on. Factor fiction, you were laying down.

1:15:30Big Cat:The only seats are bunk beds. Okay. Also, I did not have night terrors. Hank, come and sit here. Come on. come on Hank let's go Hank do people want it listen love him or hate him Hank makes the show better he always does yeah hit it Jerry is it a smelling salt hit it Jerry I've never done a smelling salt

1:15:55PFT Commenter:hit it so right up to your nose just like I've never done a smelling salt yeah first of all is it addictive no addictive properties you promise yeah I've never done it okay I gotta take my glasses off is this gonna fuck me up no we'll all do it Okay. Just snip it? Yeah. God.

1:16:18PFT Commenter:Fuck you, Stephen Chase!

1:16:25Stephen Chase, such an asshole.

1:16:30PFT Commenter:Oh, God. Oldie is a little weird, too.

1:16:36PFT Commenter:We got truth, sir.

1:16:40PFT Commenter:You want some more?

1:16:41Big Cat:Also, no night terrors. That was just slander liable. All the above. Wow. I get it, Kettle. I get it, George. Okay.

1:16:50PFT Commenter:Yeah, yeah, of course. I get it. Please, please, please, please. Please. All right, so Patriots. I get it. Okay. Let's start with Patriots. Patriots. Let's start with the Patriots. Hey, congrats on Drake. Thanks, Cher. Drake May. Drake. May. B. Drake. maybe oh i like that cherry that was a joke i worked out of my head god these smelly salts fucked me up um yeah he's gonna have a good season oh listen hank i do want to apologize to you this is like not even a joke watching a beach house summer beach house and all that stuff you know the theme has been nicky smokes inappropriately touching people um when we went to that draft kings opening in scottsdale you guys invited me it was super fun um that gala the bet gala yeah looking at some of those clips i i didn't think i was like being inappropriate with you hank i was really inappropriate yeah extremely ruptured his ear there was so much touching first of all i pumping, gyrations.

1:18:01I was told you ruptured his ear. No, no, no. You were rock hard. No, he had a head cold. Admit you had a head cold.

1:18:07Big Cat:I couldn't hear for at least 12 hours after that until my ears popped. I do want to apologize. I was inappropriately behaving with you. That was wrong of me. We should get Ronan here. We should talk about it. I agree. But I forgive you for blaming me for your earache. um oh you know what hank tell us can you admit that i also want to not have night terrors you don't have night terrors it's a bit but i get so mad when you accuse him of talking i know come take it down a notch well i don't know i get i get rattled i know but it's a podcast like calm down fun what is this grit week calm down i listen to every show guys uh tell us about travion henderson because i'm really interested He's having a good camp.

1:19:00I think they're going to be splitting. Splitting. Yeah, that's my problem is the committee backs.

1:19:05Big Cat:They're excited about it. Him and Romandre are both excited to split rushes. Whatever the team needs, they're excited to do. I don't think it's good for fantasy, but it's good for the team. But let me ask you, when there's a committee backfield, from a fantasy standpoint, that's not good. Correct. so I think we're going to stay away from them I'm so sorry I also like New England committee backfields I just don't touch good for the team bad for fantasy is he going to be ready he will be ready because there was like and I know I've been off the grid for a couple days there was like some conflicting reports between head coaches and actual receivers Tusey Goblin he'll be ready Okay.

1:19:54He's a possibility. He's a receiver one. He's a star. A little nervous. I think you're good value with things. Good value. A little nervous about coming back from that injury. All right. Let's move on to the AFC North. All right. Great job, Hank. Thanks. Back to bed. Don't have night terrors. But eat all the time. Papa? Papa? It's burning, Papa. It's burning. papa no i'm sorry papa please

1:20:28guys did you hear that uh let's go to the asc north ravens man it's so funny i said this last season a guy i work with just keeps telling me he's a ravens fan and he keeps telling me zay flowers is small and he puts up great numbers but i can't draft zay flowers because it's just like that RFK worm that gets in my head. Not drafting Mark Andrews because he's got low T, low targets.

1:20:59Lamar is up there, but I got to tell you, I just really feel like Jaden is going to break all the records. I don't like that. I don't like that you're putting all that on Jaden. I feel like it's going to happen. Let's move to Pittsburgh. If DK is there on round five, we're taking him. Okay. is going to have another i mean he's going to get a thousand yard season he's going to have 10 tds we're also going to draft caleb johnson this rookie running back out of iowa because he's in that arthur smith offense they're going to be running it um caleb johnson um yeah oh you want to hear um this is uh caleb is with a k by the way yeah not a c do you know what arthur smith's dad invented fedex how did you guys know that because we're friends with arthur smith yeah he's probably listening right now i had no idea i was in a complete state of shock i just want to say i mean i know we're not a fedex podcast are we like anything like a up any of them any of them postal service oh okay uh i won't say anything good but I love that FedEx office.

1:22:10It's a really good place to drop a package off, stickers on. Shout out to Arthur Smith. Why does he even need any of this dress? His dad invented FedEx. It's kind of the beauty of it. He loves ball.

1:22:22Big Cat:Good looking guy, too. Great looking guy. Here we go. The chin is back in Pittsburgh. You should do a soul patch. Yeah. Me? No, Arthur Smith. Oh, Arthur Smith. That's Artie Smith. I don't do any facial hair because this is all white. under here and I look like uh santee claus and I just hate it it just really ages me I look as old as like dante um okay cincinnati uh the bengals if we miss bowers in the second which very easily could happen uh chase brown is just such a stud he is such a stud again we're being open to the universe if we miss we're not gonna panic if we miss brock in the second And Chase Brown, I think, will be a top five RB.

1:23:10He's just – and by the way, when you had Coach Gruden on and he was talking about that offensive line, it just made me so excited, so wet. Wet? Yeah, just cut that part out. I'm really excited. He's smelling salts. My brain is like ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

1:23:29Big Cat:I do think there might be some truth to that, that one of the Bengals ways to combat their bad defense is going to be run the ball. 100%. 100%. And that's what we look for. I do want to say the computer's really telling me to take T Higgins in the third. Okay. But he's going to miss five games. And we all know that. He got paid though. Sorry. He got paid. I know. But are you telling me that he misses games? Cause he's like, I mean, if you're kind of telling you that, oh the browns are interesting to me um first of all since we've been here at camp uh uh judkins has been uh what's the word i'm what's the quitted no build i don't think he was acquitted i think he was no bill yeah no no build that's what i'm that's what i think so yeah um so that's exciting he just he's gonna really move up uh i haven't had access to internet while i've been

1:24:28PFT Commenter:here but he's gonna be moving up that's someone we should really look for okay um you know who really tries every season jerry judy man he just tried he really tries i i don't he's a little streaky he has such off games oh this is an interesting statistic a little bit of a steal cedric tillman in the last few games of the season was averaging over 10 targets a game it's food for thought food for thought okay who's the quarterback uh you tell me was a dtr it was jamis for a while oh oh last season yeah that was maybe probably jamis that sounds like jamis yeah um it sounds like jamis but um i know as a fantasy expert i'm supposed to know this but who was this was anyone named a starter flacco flacco is definitely yes i feel good about that yeah i do too um afc south jacksonville oh that jacksonville is really interesting uh brian thomas is such a fun pick in that second he's good first or second round um coach duval is he's he's he's gonna make him a top five wide wide receiver i'm really i'm is it just me or are you also excited for coach duval to be in jacksonville yeah i think trevor's gonna be good this year he's stepping into his throws now oh i have a question though will coach cohen travis etienne was a bummer last season he is a steal he's going like in like the seventh round what are you about to say i i yeah i think there it's going to be a running back by committee right yeah it is a running back by committee but coach cohen did god between the smelling salts and che in my head bucky irving sorry to bring up a Tampa Buck but oh we have a Buck fan here what Coach Cohen did for Bucky last season could that happen to Travis because if that's the case Travis going in the seventh is yeah all right what do you think about the other Travis what do you think about Travis Hunter oh yeah I kind of want to you know what it is I have a feeling we're going to be watching Jaguars games this season yeah I have a feeling we're going to be watching that offense I just I have a feeling Coach Duvall is going to do for Jacksonville what he did for Tampa last season I like Travis in the second, it's fun

1:26:58Big Cat:Do you get points for Travis Hunter interceptions and tackles if you draft him as wide receiver? That's so funny That's such a great question Great question I think the answer is no

1:27:10PFT Commenter:I think it's probably no But it is a great question so good i can't believe i got great questions all right uh colts um god since we've been here i've had limited internet access i just saw steven uh or somebody in the papers it may have been who's the who's the policy steven uh not che miller steven what miller no who's who's this who's the who's now the political commentator who's on espn the smelling salts steven a smith Stephen A. Smith I think said you swear there's not like an addictive personality to those smelling salts. I'm not going to be like on the street corner and be like, please let me get those smelling salts on your neck, please.

1:27:56Wow, you got smelling salts fantasy preview this year. Yeah. You really did it. I think it was him that said that the Colts are purposely tanking for Arch Manning. Am I getting that correct? Somebody said it. Somebody said it.

1:28:07PFT Commenter:I don't know if I believe that. Shane Steichen's going to try to keep his job. But since we've also been here, Daniel Jones has been named. Which, I'm so sorry, makes me think the Colts are tanking for Arch Manning. I mean, guys. Wouldn't the tanking move be maybe Anthony Richardson? Look, first of all, I should not be sitting here as your fantasy manager. I have to admit to you, I know you guys don't pay much attention to our starting lineup. I think some of your employees do. I drafted Anthony. He was... Oh, wait a minute. I know. Oh, no, no, no. We're very aware. And you really should have fired me.

1:28:45You should have fired me on the spot. I thought... I don't make bold predictions about quarterbacks. Like, when I'm... Jaden Daniels break all the records? Every record. You said every record. All right. This season, I'm doing... Last season, I thought Anthony Richardson was going to break, like, a lot of records. Okay. I don't like that, Jerry. Yeah, he's smelling seltzer really messing me up. Oh, I got to tell you something. The Ursae daughters are now all running that team, correct? Our intercourse guy here, Zach. Zach, you're a celebrity now. Are you on mic, Zach?

1:29:28Sure, this is live. What do you mean it's live? We're live. We're streaming right now.

1:29:38it's not it's taped i know you guys are you guys keep saying that that's your big joke is when i see something i know offensive in our cabin yeah um dang we're live and it gets me scared you can see the blood drain from yeah yeah hey guys i'm a little uh high right now from like don't like i'm now i'm in the paranoia like now i need smelling salts again because i'm starting to like get the dts give me one more hit of smelling salts please um um zach you have to start to date one of these ursa girls like now that you're an intercourse or our intercourse guy on the show you've uh like it's it's so funny the hunt daughters beautiful really fun on uh really fun on uh

1:30:30um

1:30:34um um

1:30:39um the ursay girls uh you um you've that's our goal yeah it's so fun that is how we get that's how this podcast gets an nfl team gets into an owner's box yes Zach, you've got to date what you've got to. I'll tell you how you do it. You follow them on social media, okay? You like maybe say something about them. We positive has to be positive. We don't do that negging shit. I know a lot of these fucking young guys, neg women. I know this because I have daughters and all they do is neg, neg, neg. Say something positive. I think the, I think these are say ladies are doing a great job. Pick one out.

1:31:17Let's pick one out. One who's single, maybe through a divorce. someone who's looking for love like pick them out and single them out and say hey you're doing a great job then DM them that clip and just say hey thinking about you keep up the great work and then love that Zach intercourse guys are what open to the universe yes nailed it Zach we're open to the universe quick learner love it you know those like Hunt daughters they look great but they don't they're not like making decisions. The Perse ladies are making decisions. That's how we get. She wears a headset.

1:32:02Also might be married. Probably married.

1:32:08Yeah the computers are really trying to tell me to draft this back up for Jonathan Taylor. DJ Giddens Giddens? Giddens they say he's a monster um Houston Alec Pierce huh Alec Pierce wide receiver okay any value uh I'm so sorry I don't uh not familiar yeah I don't I don't okay maybe you're a fan of Stephen in here okay he's got a program for that um Houston gotta tell you hot take here this is called part of my take um i think cj is gonna regress even more even more more wow now listen i i'm i don't like to say that because they have that new offensive coordinator um nick nick kaylee nicky kaylee nick kaylee um nikki haley no it's not nikki haley that's the um presidential candidate um uh wow, those smelly salts really messed me up.

1:33:10No, Nicky Cayley, he's the Rams Patriots. He's a Patriots guy, right, Hank? Yeah, okay. So when I see a change in offense, I'm like, oh, what's going to happen here? Is this going to change something? But he doesn't have any receivers anymore. He's got Nico and that's it. I just think he's going to regress even more. And you know what really bothered me about him? I'm bringing a little bit of my personal issues and I'm going to bring it about this. keep it about this podcast do you remember when he big brothered caleb after he came last year that really annoyed me like cj who do you think you you're not allowed to big brother somebody i mean even caleb was like dude what are you talking about um when he was like hey man just you be you just keep painting your nails bro like don't let the haters get you down you know you want to cry and go cry in the stands go hug your mommy it's cool man like just keep your head up it's cool it's cool all right all right man like it's not okay it really bothered me hey it's

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1:34:40Big Cat:On August 21st. We have a story. Mutiny arrives on the big screen. Who are you? It is, trust me. Jason Statham stars in the action movie to end your summer. What do you want? Engines. Mutiny. Rated R. Oh, this is the Titans, okay? We're still in the AFC South. Sorry this is taking so long. I'll speed it up. We don't have to draft any Titans because they're all available on waivers after every draft. Good call. AFC West, Denver is so interesting to me. That Cortland Sutton is such a solid fourth, fifth round pick. Bo Nix leans on that man. If we miss Jaden, we're open to the universe. Bo Nix, he's going to have a monster season.

1:35:28So we're not going to panic if we miss him. what's interesting is the backfield in Denver. Because J.K. Dobbins, who was their RB1 for all purposes, had nine touchdowns last season. And I know he's old, and like, Jay really tried to talk me off of J.K., similar to his Saquon take last season. But it might be interesting to take J.K. and R.J. to have that Denver backfield. um rj being that that rookie the central floridian guy um evan ingram is also interesting if we miss brock in the second um oh he had the number one he had that hundred yard game against bears last season also you know what if you if you live in a household where you're only allowed a certain amount of quarters every sunday you know sunday monday thursday sunday monday let's say you get like three quarters a week like thursday through monday that's it um the flexed teams you really get like two quarters of those teams because it's usually sunday night and i mean i like just a hypothetical your wife watches 90 day fiance on 90s so you go to the other tv and your wife is occupied so you don't have to like entertain her or sit with her you can hide because she's like she's locked in yeah she's like taking a hit off the vape and watching 90 day fiance and like doesn't want even want you there and so you can get like two quarters of whatever the sunday night free football yeah sunday night game is and i think denver's gonna get flexed a lot this season so um i like denver um raiders shaved head brock is gonna be our guy I think it's different.

1:37:21Yeah. Second round. I know, again, I was wrong about Darren Waller. Apologize. You know, he was going through that divorce with a WNBA player. I don't judge people physically, but she's attractive. You know, pay them what you owe them. What were the t-shirts? Pay us what you owe us. Yes. What was the t-shirt?

1:37:40PFT Commenter:Pay us what's ours. Pay us what's ours. I didn't see that shirt on the bar school store. Yeah. You didn't have that. A lot of Saratoga gear. You had a lot of things. Pay us what you owe us. Maybe you should get that on there. Maybe shirts that say stop throwing dildos. I don't know. Spitballing here. Cut that part out.

1:38:01Ashton Janty, of course, there's no secrets there. He's really going to move. He might even be top three after that hit against that Niners. Remember in preseason? Yeah. Just trucking people. Should have won the Heisman. Yeah, we always said that. Oh, you know what? I'm actually proud of the Raiders this season. They immediately got rid of that finger in the butt guy. Yeah. You know, by the way, we never heard what they did. You know, I shouldn't say that. Yeah. Allegedly. Allegedly. We never heard what he did. But I got to tell you, they made, like, media made it seem like he put his finger in another man's anus.

1:38:39Yeah. Right? Am I wrong? Yeah, yeah. No, no. They kept saying it was weird.

1:38:41Big Cat:It was really weird. Yeah. And he has a track record on camera during games of checking the oil. Yeah. Yeah. So it made me think he was in a shower. Because if somebody... What's the thing where you tap people? Yeah, sack tap. That's not weird. No, that's just guys being dudes. It's the straightest thing you can do. But they made it seem like he went up to someone in a shower and just went like... Goosed them. Yeah, but literally... They also had a clip of him where he was sniffing his finger. Do you remember that clip? No, no. It was really... So I'm proud of the Raiders for doing that, for getting rid of him.

1:39:26Dante Thornton seems to be someone who keeps coming up on my, I think it's just on X that I see him. Dove Kleiman keeps showing clips of him. Is Dove Kleiman a person? No, I don't think so.

1:39:35Big Cat:No, I don't think he ever was, but the former Dove Kleiman sold his account to the new Dove Kleiman. So is it like an AI thing? Yeah. It feels that way. I just wish it wasn't in my feed so much. Should I unfollow? I mean, I got to mute them. Yeah. Oh, you know what? I'm going to mute them right now. Okay. Start a movement. Mute dove.

1:39:55PFT Commenter:I do have a theory about rookies. I'm going to stretch real quick. I just don't worry. My back is just. If you fucking yawn. I'm not yawning. I'm having a great time. My back is locking up. These are hard chairs to sit in. Okay. I do have a theory about rookies at the Raiders. Okay. And it's because. It's because. It's like our halftime. This is halftime. You know, it's like. Like, it's a three-and-a-half-hour game. You need a halftime. We're not even, like, a quarter done. I do have a theory about rookies at the Raiders. I think they are going to thrive, okay? Because Chip Kelly has been in the college game, and he knows how to talk to these young guys.

1:40:33PFT Commenter:And Pete Carroll. Pete Carroll, yeah. But Pete Carroll has been in the pros for a while. Yeah, but he knows how to talk to guys. I know. But fantasy is an offensive game, and I think – I'm trying to make a point here. Chip Kelly, I think, is going to know how to talk to these rookies. All right. Okay. Wow. Kelly's done very well in the NFL. Sorry, Kelly. I didn't mean to interrupt you. No, Chip Kelly's done very well in the NFL. Okay. I'm not going to say anything rude about people. Oh, Chargers. I have a question. Chargers. Who is the... Oh, yeah, Shane. Shane. I was actually talking to Shane about this yesterday.

1:41:13Shane's going to get on mic. Who is the wide receiver one with the Los Angeles Chargers? Ladd. Ladd. Okay, so Ladd draws Sertan from the Broncos. He draws McDuffie from the Chiefs. I don't think so. I think he's mostly working out of the slot. Okay. Like a Cooper Cup type of. So who draws, I mean, like the AFC West is a stacked division.

1:41:51some sort of announcement it wasn't like an earthquake or anything right no they're calling somebody the mess hall i think um it doesn't uh like who who draws the mcduffies and the sirtans

1:42:02Big Cat:if they're working on the outside we uh a rookie trey harris at ole miss or keandre lambert smith all right well hearing that lad becomes more attractive to me um i do have a problem with lab mcconkey uh you guys did suggest that we drafted him last season and we did and he did extremely well for us so great call on that that said um he's now going in like i i think he's going in the third round right i i think he's going in the third round i I feel like I'm like an elderly person walking into Starbucks for the first time. It's like, coffee, I can't pay for it. We bought him in the eighth round.

1:42:45It's like coffee's$5? What? It was a nickel.

1:42:48PFT Commenter:We need to get us into a dynasty league. I don't do that dynasty. I don't even know. Yeah, but that would have been a fix to it, you know, picking someone like Lad. Yeah, but I just feel like with Lad, it's like -

1:42:58Big Cat:Part of the thrill of Lad last year was you felt like you were getting a great deal. Yeah. Like, I'm so smart. Now the price has gone up. The price has gone up. Now he wants us to take him in an early round. It's like, go home and get your shine box, dude. Nice one. Get out of here. If we get Brock and we get Jaden, if we get our dream team, we're going to be RB hunting in the fifth round. And if Omari and Hampton is there, it's going to be really exciting. Shane is also nodding his head. oh god is Slater going down going to affect Justin Herbert at all you think I would say so yeah I would say so as well so that's a problem in drafting Justin I also like a Marion because you know his competition only has one eye and you know I'll keep an eye on Najee but you know you just got to keep your focus on winning it how many nazi harris themed fantasy

1:44:05PFT Commenter:names are there going to be this year probably a lot actually nazi should be able he should get traded to tampa he should be buccaneer or raider um i'm just not uh i'm just not seeing nazi do it they run at the eye formation um that's not you wink wink can we get a laugh track for some of these. Chiefs, we're only going to draft Xavier Worthy. Sixth round. Such a steal. Rashi Rice. Who's that laugh memes?

1:44:36Big Cat:That was a good joke. Rashi, is he going to be 100 % coming back? Yeah. Is he going to be on the field 100 % of the time? They say he might be ready week one. That's what was happening last time I had internet, but I'm crazy that he got into it, that it was friendly fire that injured him. Oh, let me ask you something.

1:44:57PFT Commenter:You've been tweeting all weekend. Yeah, we've also been here for like maybe 24 hours. Guys. You've been online most of the time. Help me out here. I haven't had sleep. I'm high on smelling salts. Oh, let me ask you something. You have a season-ending injury, okay? Yeah. You hate season-ending injuries. If it comes from one of your teammates, does it hurt more? Yeah. It hurts more. Definitely. I think it hurts more for the person who injured him. Right. Like Mahomes has got to be mad at himself. Oh, I have a hot take on tight ends at the Kansas City Chiefs. And I want to be careful how I word this because I know it's scary.

1:45:35First of all, I listened to your Taylor Swift interview. A little upset that your Taylor Swift interview didn't really respond to me being the fantasy manager. Wasn't sure if he was a real AWL, but responded very positively to Adam Schefter being the fantasy manager. That was very funny. I was really angry that I saw the amount of views that other sports, end quote, podcasts got because they had music stars on their podcast. And it's like it's not a sports podcast anymore. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like you're not allowed to say we're the number one sports podcast. You're going into lifestyle.

1:46:17Yeah. You're going into music. so i want to ask all awls um and i've got your back i sign things if you send them to me like i'm like an awl like let's really like means help us out what do we do do we retweet this do we repost subscribe to our youtube subscribe to youtube how do we beat that fucking podcast with this fantasy preview this is a real what we're doing is sports here yeah i i realize it gets this is sports we're not entertainment it's not music we're not dropping albums like and like dates that we're dropping album it's like this is sports what means what can we do to make this the

1:46:57Big Cat:number one what can the aols do to help uh subscribe or subscribe unsubscribe subscribe to the youtube but also jerry look into that camera your camera just tell people to subscribe very passionately. Please subscribe and repost this. Let's make this the number one sports podcast. We're really doing sports here. Okay? Thank you. That was really... I felt that. I have a theory about tight ends at the Chiefs. They went through drastic weight loss. A lot of athletes going through drastic weight loss. They post a lot on social media of them sweating and working out, and they're on the cover of like health magazines and all that stuff.

1:47:42Guys, we know they're using we know they're using prescribed drugs to lose weight, right? Undoubtedly. Who? People who have had... Kelsey? They're coming to camp, so... I don't know if Kelsey's on... You think they just naturally lose weight these days?

1:48:03Big Cat:Do you think Kelsey was ever fat? A storyline has been that he's come back super in shape and all that stuff are you telling me that's the storyline for every football he might have worked out you think it's simply just working out yeah for a football player yeah all right because i had a theory i know people are on a zempick you eat less yeah it hurts it hurts like muscle mass and stuff like you're not as strong right yeah that's why i don't think he probably took it i think he's probably still lifting weights yeah okay is he like like are Are any of those people like pharma guys? That's a good point.

1:48:43Yeah, good point.

1:48:45PFT Commenter:You got us there. You got us there. Checkmate. That felt good. That did feel good what you just did. All right, the Eagles. Where's Max? All right, we're going the NFC, guys. NFC East. We're starting with the NFC right now? That can't be true.

1:49:03PFT Commenter:I am going to have to piss at some point, but that's fine. You want to go piss? No, no, no. I want to do. Let's go. Let's rip the NFC. Piss dogs. Devonta in the fifth round is such a steal. I can't believe he's not getting more respect. Oh, tell us about AJ's hamstring, Max. He'll be fine. This is camp. Hamstrings are like really frightening. I hurt mine water skiing yesterday. Did not get up. He'll be fine. He'll be fine.

1:49:30Big Cat:I heard a funny story about AJ Brown. I wish I brought this up to him on the podcast, but I heard that inside his house, the only pictures that he has anywhere in his house are of him playing football that's pretty sick he's got him on like all his tv screens just playing highlights of aj brown sick that's actually exactly what you want from a wide receiver that's like when wasn't there a story like kanye would invite people over to his house he just plays album yeah yeah yeah that's that is to do that with would stay by me one behavior no that would be cool that'd be a baller move is that true max aj brown better guy than kanye i'll say that well yeah but i mean i was just i didn't say it was a bad guy.

1:50:06Big Cat:Max? I don't think he's selling t-shirts with logos on them. Don't get on the defensive. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm defending my guy. Okay, the only thing scary about drafting Eagles is that we all know they're going to they're a great team. I'm not insulting you, Max, but we all know they're going to take like serious leads and then what they're going to do for the rest of the game is just have Saquon take the ball down to the 30 and have Elliott just kick three points. So Elliott is actually someone who we should draft. Cowboys. Pickens is our must draft. Wow. I do love watching him play.

1:50:35I've got to tell you something about Pickens. First of all, he's a little. He's insane. He's. I don't want to say that. That's such a harsh word. He's got. He's. Screw loose. He's a live wire. But I want that. I want that. How exciting was it last season when AJ was like reading books? Like that's what you want from a wide receiver. Yes. Yeah. Agreed. You want a little crazy. You want them stripping off in the middle of a game and saying, I quit. I quit. I had relations with your wife. You want that. You know. So George Pickens is our must draft in the seventh. Are you a little concerned about the fact that CeeDee Lamb's there too?

1:51:12No, I'm going to tell you why George Pickens is our must draft, okay? I'm going to give you a list of who has been throwing to... Oh, I like this. This is good research, Sherry. One Mitchell Trubisky, okay? One Kenneth Pickett. One Mason Rudolph. Justin Fields. And finally, the cherry on top is Russell Wilson. The man is due. Yeah. The man is due. You're right. The man is due. I just love it. There's a rookie named Jaden Blue who's probably going to be the RB1 in Dallas. He's going in the 11th round. Longhorn from Houston. This is his destiny. Jaden Blue, we will be drafting. Do you want to go wee-wee?

1:51:57No, no. Okay. Where are we at? We're the Giants. I'm going to pick this up. No, no.

1:52:04PFT Commenter:I'm having a great time Giants Wait Look at me I'm having a great time Okay Good I look forward to this all year Yeah God it's funny Like You really come down From smelling salts Like you're up Yeah And you come down Yeah You need another hit It's sort of sad stuff You know Let's give Jerry another piece Just for the record

1:52:22Big Cat:Smelling salts is not a drug I'm just I'm just putting that You swear it doesn't have Addictive properties No It'd be so crazy If I'm like in rehab It is not a drug It would just be such a bummer If my kids are crying Like dropping me off and my wife is like, just fucking go. Everyone's done with you. Just go.

1:52:42AWLs, make this happen. This is a real sports podcast.

1:52:48Steven Che is in my head. Oh God, it's Che, by the way. Sorry, I pronounced it incorrectly. He corrected me just seven times this weekend. Giants I was really hot on Tyrell Tracy and Scadaboo just to have somebody named Scadaboo on our team but can't do it it's vibes can't do anything with Russell Wilson throwing the ball I can't even go to near Malik I will be interested when Jameis comes in what are we guessing week 4 they might go to Jackson Dark

1:53:22Big Cat:they might go Jameis if it is Jameis I would say probably week 3, week 4 once Jameis is in there whoever has it's it's anybody's game it's all those receivers but I just can't wait for it like you don't want to start off 0-2 0-3 waiting like your your team hinges on whether James Winston is starting just just just can't do it may pick up Jackson on waivers just for shits and giggles like week three cool commanders man I gotta tell you PFT You were really on one. I listened to every show. You'll never remember this. About a month back, you said, Jerry, if you're listening, this rookie out of the commander's camp, who's the running back.

1:54:03And since we've been here, Robinson is no more on the team. Well, he's probably going to be traded.

1:54:10Big Cat:He got deactivated. Tell us everything about this rookie. All right. Jacory Krosky Merritt. He goes by the name Bill. I call him Big Beautiful Bill. And he is very smooth. He's a one-cut guy. He got one counter run in the preseason game. Took it to the house. He's a great – I think he's going to be a great running back. And I talked to somebody at the Commanders when we were there. I'm not going to say their name. They're in a position that would know. They said, this guy is the best running back that we have on the roster. He's talking about Adam Peters. I'm not talking about Adam Peters. Can he catch passes?

1:54:47Yes. He can? Yes. because that was my big issue with with robinson yeah um then we're drafting him listen when i got here last time i had internet um he was going in the ninth round yeah it's probably going to be the sixth round now now the problem is now the problem is it's gotten the hype on him has gotten so much

1:55:07Big Cat:that he probably will be overdrafted now but if you listen when i told you that was the time to buy on jcm yeah but we didn't have our draft then so i i don't know i don't know what to say um um nfc north we're moving on um oh i think uh john morton their offensive coordinator i think he'll continue the offensive greatness there um looking like because we have the fourth pick we will be taking jameer gibbs uh we have a choice of justin jefferson or jameer gibbs okay i think we're going to take jameer gibbs um it's so funny with amonst brown he's going obviously in the first round it seems a little pricey to me because i think you're getting almost the same value with jameson who's going like in the fifth round jameson williams so i think jameson is one of those where we live in the fifth sixth seventh round like one of ours flowing like open to the universe open to intercoursing with anyone.

1:56:08And I think Jameson Williams will have double-digit TDs this season. Okay, we got to talk about the elephant in the room.

1:56:16We already talked about the Eagles. Now, listen. It's not funny. It's not funny. Actually, none of those jokes. I was known as the fat kid from Stand By Me. Still am. People, if I'm in a bar and someone's drunk, actually, they just yell bing bong at me. But they used to yell, they used to yell, fat kid from Stand By Me. hey come here I want a fucking photo it's not funny and it would enrage me so I actually don't go for those jokes um uh I'll see you next time. And listen, Adam Schefter would never ask you these questions if he was your manager. Dylan Schefter would never ask you these questions.

1:56:51And I have to ask, is Caleb Williams good at quarterbacking? We're going to find out. No, no, dude. That's not – this is the thing about a fantasy draft.

1:57:01PFT Commenter:Yeah. We're going to find out. It's a yes or no question. He's going to be drafted late and there's a chance with Ben Johnson he could have a great year. Yeah. But I can't give you a definitive answer right now. Is he good at quarterbacking? Yes or no? I believe he is, yes. I believe he is. But this is part of staying six out of ten excited. I'm not going to say something crazy and be like, yeah, he's going to be insane this year. Well, then we can't draft. I'm totally fine with that. Based on what you're saying, we can't draft anyone. What about late? They're saying Roma Dunze in the eighth. What about Luther Burden late?

1:57:39if your quarterback is a bad quarterback I'm not drafting any of them agreed but he could be good you know what we never talk about on this podcast and I gotta bring it up because this is a real podcast AWLs click subscribe please let's beat them we're on smelling salts this is a sports podcast but you know what we never talk about is that between the two of you PFT won

1:58:06Big Cat:it's one year you never talk about it though it's bad one season jayden had a remarkable rookie season how often do you think about the fact that pft won uh it's actually it's kind of already like

1:58:19PFT Commenter:jayden was so good that it was already decided it's more now that hank could also win um well it will be interesting to see what coach johnson does for caleb i i now here's the here's the thing jared goff he obviously and and quote fixed jared goff right um but jared goff had been to a super like how much fixing did jared goff need yeah um does caleb williams need more fixing than jared goff you think that they should try to take caleb williams and change who

1:58:52Big Cat:he is as a person like send him away there are some things he needs to be changed yeah he needs

1:58:58PFT Commenter:to get the ball out faster he needs to realize when he's going to take a sack and not run backwards but I think he's going to have a good year. I can't tell you. I'm not going to be able to sit here and be like, Jerry, you got to draft him. If I felt that, I would tell you that. This is an open. We're open to the universe. We have a free-flowing conversation right now. I'm giving you my honest truth that I think he's going to be good, but I'm not going to sit here and be like, you have to draft him. How could you wear a Bears hat to the commander's facility? I don't know. I just had two hats that I brought.

1:59:30PFT Commenter:It was that or a Cubs hat. Yeah. Do you think that was disrespectful? I thought it was really disrespectful. I don't think there's any. There's no right. It'd be if it were maybe like an Eagles hat. Yeah. I think it would be disrespectful. Yeah. I didn't have a problem with it. Yeah. What does it matter? I went to see a Cubs game when I was in Chicago. I put on a Cubs hat. I've never rooted for the Cubs in my life. Okay. I just it's about respect.

1:59:53Big Cat:Respect. Respect. All right. Hey, I'll take that note. I think it would be more disrespectful if I this year I went to Bears camp and I wore a commander set. That would be more disrespectful.

2:00:01PFT Commenter:I think I wouldn't have a problem with that. either um all right also i don't really i i gotta say jerry i don't really think about what hat i put on in the morning um it's just whatever i brought you knew what you were doing i did not i had like two hats that i brought on grit week uh let me ask pft because it was because it was your camp i was fine with it but do you think big cat knew what he was doing no i don't i think i

2:00:21Big Cat:have like cat like big cat had right there i think big cat had two hats he wore his football hat yeah

2:00:26PFT Commenter:um okay i do need more pardon my take hats that is something that i've got to work on it also

2:00:33Big Cat:up some interesting conversations because like when jayden saw big cat yeah he was like bears huh and big cat was like yeah and then jayden had like a little smile on his face yeah he remembered

2:00:42PFT Commenter:the bears game so i actually kind of almost punished myself yeah i i was actually taking like i was in the game of thrones i was doing the shame thing i was doing the walk shame okay um still in the nfc north let's move on to the vikings uh loving jordan addison this year yeah he's getting a suspension for three games i think yeah uh but it was a dui nobody was hurt right it was just uh i think this one was for it got downgraded i think it was called wet reckless

2:01:09Big Cat:yeah okay which is like you sounds like a water park you got a dui but you have a good lawyer but still i think he could have a 10 season that sounds like he pushed like a fat kid on a water yeah wet reckless that's the nicky smoke special i didn't mean to say fat um let me ask you a question jerry yeah mr fantasy expert see if your computer can answer this one is jj mccarthy good

2:01:31PFT Commenter:at quarterbacking i don't think he's gonna have a good season okay i i um um i don't think he's gonna have a good season uh that said um just based on value and where um high-end wide receivers are going i i do like drafting jordan addison and i think that has something to do with his suspension uh we're just getting a deal you know um but i don't think jj mccarthy is going to have an incredible season i think it'll be okay which is going to get me to my next pick that i'm interested in um jordan mason i think is in the eighth round it beeps up their offensive line you know i i think aaron jones who is older i mean senior is in his name i think uh i think jordan mason will be taking over rb1 duties there okay um and also you know what um i love the fact that they have uh i love their cheerleaders yeah yeah i love i love what they do yeah into it just get everybody involved we're open to the universe we're open to the universe yeah that and i want to support that yeah and i know some people uh you know we're like uh they they can't do that but i like it i want to be a part i want to watch those cheerleaders you know what anyone that

2:02:42Big Cat:that gets mad that there's a male cheerleader they're telling on themselves for never having watched football before correct there's been dude cheerleaders for centuries yeah there actually

2:02:51PFT Commenter:should be like a standardized test for people who are heavy into politics yeah that they have to take before they comment on sports yeah it's also i do want to blame like the media like the click media that we have now because the photos they use are like like of like the photo they use of That dude, it's like he's really like, hey! It's like they can't use – I'm sure there's a photo. He's a very handsome man. Zesty. I'm sure he's very athletic. Like we actually have very similar hair, he and I. Like if I took a photo, if you took a still of me right now and I was like, hey! Like they'd be like, look at that.

2:03:32Look at Jerry. He looks – so he looks something in that photo, you know. It's a real podcast. yeah yeah real podcast they don't talk about this shit on that other podcast um so i want to support that um okay uh nfc north packers josh jacobs could be could be one of our running backs he's such an unsung stud um i just love him and no other receivers can't stand any green bay receivers except for this Matthew Golden guy who's going late, late, ninth, tenth round and is going to be a stud. Okay, NFC West, Rams. I mean, I cannot pick up any players who Jimmy G may be throwing to. I just can't do it.

2:04:23Yeah. So I think we're going to be passing on all Rams. Wow. I just, what do you want? I'm your manager. No, you're giving us the, we're opening the universe. That was such a funny episode when you were talking about we're now in the like spooky medicine yeah holistic medicine holistic medicine it was so funny oh i do i always tell you guys because you're my first loves but um i was after i came on here i don't know if you recall it wasn't sure if uh matthew stafford was going to come back to the rams last season so in my fantasy recap um i said i listened to about 17 hours of kelly stafford's podcast to see if i could glean from her whether they were going to stay and i said I think they're going to stay.

2:05:00I was sort of ahead of it. Kelly Stafford invited me to be on her podcast. Yeah, you did it, right?

2:05:07Big Cat:Oh, you should. And you should find out how healthy his back is. Kelly, this is back. But by the way, it's actually a pretty good podcast. It's about like from the spouse's perspective, like football. It's like interesting.

2:05:20PFT Commenter:Will you be able to do it or you knew it before or after Good Morning Football this year? Is that on the air anymore? I'm serious. It is. Yes.

2:05:34I didn't mean that. I said slight. I wasn't sure if it was. No, that's good.

2:05:37PFT Commenter:We're going to keep that in so you don't get invited back. I'm sorry. I know everyone there. You know, the guy who I knew who was there. I think a bunch of people left. Yeah. A bunch of people left. So the people who were texting me to come do that show are not their show. I wasn't sure. Yeah, her podcast is called The Morning After. But it's like The Morning After Football. It's not like abortion related. Yeah. that would be crazy could you imagine if it was all like yeah yeah the morning after like what to do like yeah yeah abortion uh-huh oh god they'd have my hank all right so they'd have like ray

2:06:13Big Cat:caruth on yeah would you say kelly's your plan b if you can't get on part of my tape yes good one but it is not i just want to say it's a great podcast it's not an abortion podcast

2:06:22PFT Commenter:uh should we go to the bathroom no no keep going i want you to go i'm listening i'm right here Okay, um... NFC West. I'm just going to check my phone messages real quick.

2:06:34Big Cat:I had a lot of them. Uh, okay. This is so long. Live from Dana Beers. I didn't know that Dana could write. All right, we're good. This is such a joke. I'm interested in what you're saying, Jerry. I want to know. NFC West, let's do it. I'm just listening to this guy pissing. By the way, I'm hearing dribbling. You might want to check for another stone, dude.

2:06:56PFT Commenter:Jerry you you fly when you're on one of those flights where you have to take a piss and you're like god this flight will never end

2:07:11this is real sports this is a real podcast I'm really asking the AWL to make this number one yeah let's go we love Jerry if their numbers person was like okay so we were number two um this uh podcast part of my take uh jason member you were on it last year you were kind of hung over um uh yeah um yeah they were number one they were like kind of coming after you but not really i wouldn't even worry about it i think it was a one and done let's aw wells let's make it happen and really it means the only thing is to click subscribe yeah can't they like repost tell tell tell someone tell a friend take your girlfriend's phone subscribe from her word of mouth like what is this the 1920s is this like a radio drama like shouldn't there be like some sort of like repost or something there's a repost yeah uh niners are really interesting for fantasy ricky pierce saw is going to be the wide receiver one and he's going as late as the eighth round um hey when are they going to stop saying he was shot never never never would you if you got shot would you tell would you stop telling people that well no i'm not telling it's just like every game is like and uh personal with a pickup of 10 yards that'll move the chains you know he was shot in the chest yeah thank you gavin newsom thank you nancy pelosi gavin newsom's california people get shot in the chest but he lived and uh that's pickup for 10 for pearson they did stop saying that brian robinson got shot yeah huh nancy pelosi cannons uh actually you know i i don't want to judge people physically especially our political leaders but you are absolutely correct about that yeah and it's so funny i look at that photo there's that one beach oh yeah the beach photo yeah by the way love our political leaders they do a great job there's a lot of turmoil so i do respect people uh for their political and mental acuity and prowess but um are those real yeah i think so they're real i think they're i think they're natty heavies speaker pelosi that is incredible yeah yeah incredible I don't know why that her husband is like inviting guys into his house and stuff.

2:09:22That's a joke. He's a serious theorist. That's a joke. He broke in. I'm joking. Juwan Jennings is too old. I'm so sorry, but he just is. He's too old to draft. Not taking McCaffrey at all. We'll be picking up Isaac Garendo because you know he's starting about 10 games. Hey, what is German PR? What is it? What is PRP? What does it mean? platelet rich plasma what they take your blood what was the first word platelet what does that

2:09:51Big Cat:mean they take your blood then they spin it around and then they take the top stuff that's the platelet that's a plasma that's at the top and then they inject it into you it's got like makes you faster yeah healing ability so it's got healing abilities yeah we're still not drafting christian mccaffrey Okay. Cardinals. Retirement rumors went away pretty quick on Christian. Walls. I can't do it, guys. I'm sorry. Okay. I can't do it. Cardinals. NFC West. If we need a cute quarterback, if we've missed everybody, Josh Allen, Jaden, Bo Nix. Kyler Murray's a fun pickup. Is he? Yeah, he's a top 12 quarterback.

2:10:28He's like fun to watch. Cannot draft Marvin Harrison again. That was another mistake I made last season. he was maybe our second round pick. I'm so sorry about that.

2:10:37PFT Commenter:That's okay. I just don't think he can do much with McBride there. McBride is interesting as always. If Brock and Kettle are gone.

2:10:45Big Cat:Just for the record, we'd like to state that we are a pro Marvin Harrison podcast. Oh, I know you're afraid of him. We're allowed. No, I'm not afraid. I respect his father. not at a car wash. We don't have to worry about any of that stuff. I'm just saying I'm allowed to, as a fantasy expert say, look, I think he would say I was disappointed with my numbers last season. This isn't like, Like, this isn't like a fight at a college. Right.

2:11:07PFT Commenter:What's the worst that can happen? His dad shoots you? Then we could say, Jerry O 'Connell, nice pick. He got shot in the chest. You know what? I would love to draft Connor, but I just think he's too old. He is a stud. I can't do it. Seattle, NFC West. You know, do I want to draft JSN? Yeah. Can I watch Sam Dernall throwing to him? I'm not sure I can. I mean, JSN is going to have a 1 ,200-yard season. Oh, fullback alert. They drafted a fullback. Robbie Outs? It sounds right. Can't draft any of their running backs. They just get injured so much.

2:11:45Big Cat:Kenneth Walker. Jerry, they run out of the I formation. You know who can't do that? Najee Harris. You like that? Pipe it in. Pipe it in. Yeah. It's good. Such a good one. Oh, this hearing about this rookie, Torrey Horton out of Colorado State. I don't know if Dove Kleiman made me look at him, but like hearing he's like, fucking that robot is in my head. Fucking Russian misinformation. What a joke. But hearing that he's getting all the wide receiver two reps, Torrey Horton, rookie. and my friend who's a huge Seattle fan keeps saying you gotta draft Elijah Arroyo that tight end but I was wrong about Darren Waller but he was getting divorced from that snitch that what?

2:12:37snitch she snitched out she said Caitlin Clark wasn't in the meeting yeah that's right that was some snitch yeah that was snitch and then tried to say it was a joke yeah that's snitch that's snitch behavior yeah behavior sorry still like attracted throws a football extremely well So, yeah, you got to get a pay us what you owe a shirt on the Barstool store. You just have to. Yeah. That's got to happen. Okay. Panthers, NFC South. You know what? I want a couple Panthers on our team this year. I want to watch them. Yeah. Don't you want to watch them? Absolutely. It could be T-Mac, man. He's going to be a top three.

2:13:13I think he's going to be top three wide receiver. I know I mispronounced his name last time I was here. Tettoria. Yeah, just go T-Mac. T-Mac. Tettoria. I think it's Tattoria. And you know what? I'm messing up everyone. Chuba? Chuba. Yeah. Chuba. Chuba. You can kind of choose your own adventure on that one. Chuba. Chuba. Chuba. Chuba. Chuba. Chuba. Chuba. Chuba. Are you sure it's Chuba? It's Chuba. I don't like to do those like Chuba. It's Chuba. Chuba. Chuba. It really did annoy. It's still an issue when people yell like, hey, if that kid from stand by me, it really like...

2:13:47PFT Commenter:Hey, don't do that. Wait, is this my camera don't do not say fat kid from stand by me when you see jerry o 'connell yeah the bing bongs are so fun by the way about i'd say a month after i violated hank um finally my wife was like what the fuck who is what is this fucking mr bing bong thing what is it i mean we'd be like at the dentist and like a dental assistant would be like you go to the dentist with your wife uh yeah sometimes we go in for a dual cleaning. Okay. It's adorable. It's like a dual massage? Well, you get like a Groupon.

2:14:25Chuba. Chuba. Chuba. Chuba is going to have a good season. And Coach Gruden saying their O-line really got me wet. I'm not.

2:14:38Also about Carolina, you know they're going to be coming from behind. So their offense is going to be really fun. Buccaneers. Oh, God. I wasn't feeling Mike Evans, but Che told me that Mike Evans is going to break that record, and that's going to be their priority on the team. So, all right, Mike Evans. I thought he was a little long in the tooth. We're definitely drafting Amika Egbuka. Pronounce that correctly. That rookie out of Ohio State. He's going, like, in the eighth round. Chris Godwin. Here's a trick. We're drafting Chris Godwin. I like that. I'm going to tell you why. Why? He goes right on our IR, and we get an extra player week one.

2:15:19Okay. We're drafting him. He's going really late because he's injured. And I think that offensive coordinator, Gizzard? You've been talking too much to Che. Yeah. Grizzard. You're all over these boxes. Which is a cool name. I think he's going to do a good job. I think the Tampa offense will stay there. And Love Baker, who's going in the 12th, man. Yeah. If we miss everybody. Saints, wow, what a quarterback competition going on there between Shonuf and Rattler. Heating up. None of them. Kendrick Miller is an interesting waiver wire pickup because I don't think Alvin Kamara is going to finish the season.

2:15:58I think it's just going to be like after three or four games, be like, I'm not doing this anymore. Falcons. It's kind of what Michael Thomas did. He was just like, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm just done. Hey, listen, I get it. If you think no one's watching, it's like why am i risking why am i doing this who am i doing this for uh drake london um little inconsistent for for my taste bijan obviously everyone's drafting him um uh and the computers are not feeling michael penis okay um that's it guys that's my uh fantasy preview wait no kyle pitts uh no i'm staying away from the falcons and you know what kyle pitts two two seasons ago not our not our Darren Waller season but we drafted Kyle Pitts let down lets us down every year I'm not falling for it again open to the universe a film it can't be fooled again I know I'm supposed to be open to the universe you're not open to the universe with Pitts I'm not open to the universe with Kyle Pitts

2:16:55Big Cat:what were your most important notes that you made because I you do have a lot of red pen markings on these papers that was if changes happened after I printed it out I was at the hotel and the hotel printer made you pay 10 cents a page you didn't go to Kinko's FedEx Kinko. Why didn't you read this

2:17:11PFT Commenter:line? No butt stuff on the Raiders. No butt stuff with my wife either. You a butt guy, Zach?

2:17:21How's she doing? My wife? Yeah, respectfully. Well, we're like married and stuff. It's going well. Our kids are older. My kids are 16, so they're coming home a little wasted. She's doing really well financially.

2:17:35Big Cat:Your wife. I know you guys have separate bank accounts, but financially

2:17:39PFT Commenter:she seems like she's killing it these notes are so funny okay eyes uh parentheses both of them are important for football and life i was under the naji harris notes oh yeah i was just thinking like just thinking about naji stuff the eye formation was the best though you win is always pft but it's funny my kids are 16 so it's the summer they've been coming home like lit up like wasted and like rehab is calling it's so funny they're so annoying too like teenagers like i'll tell you what teenage girls do they come home it's 1 a.m they run to their rooms my wife has passed out and um i'll be like hey girls what's going on and they're like we're in the bathroom like don't come in here and i'll be like okay and then i'll hear like and i'll be like girls are you okay and they'll be like we have food poisoning and i'll be like you don't fuck like why are you lying and they're like you gotta stay shit sushi leave us alone and I'm like hey guys it's the fucking lying that makes me so angry like stop with that oh god another time I went to pick up my fucking drunk daughters at a party they called up I know this isn't a very CPS friendly show but um I went to they called up and they were like dad come get come get us so I came to a party they were there I have to walk into a teenage party which is like already like predatory you know and I have to be like hey have you seen the O 'Connell girls and then like you know it's like an episode of like um uh euphoria where some kid on fentanyl is like pointing to like a rave room and i have to be like girls girls um and like my one daughter came out and she was like you know our other daughter's in there and i'm like well fucking get her like and my one daughter was like i'm not drunk dad i haven't been drinking and i was like okay i didn't ask you just go get your sister and then they drag out my other daughter it's like something from like a Vietnam movie carrying her out and we get her in the car and then I'm like where's the car and they're like we left it at the first spot and I'm like alright well we gotta go get the car we can't leave it on the street overnight it'll get broken into you know thank you Gavin Newsom um thank you Ricky Pearsall um afraid of getting Pearsall'd on the street you know um I'm joking everyone that's not my views obviously although Nancy is can it yeah booyah but my other daughter was like what are we doing and I was like we're going to pick up the car you said you weren't drinking and she was like God I'm faded dad okay I'm fucking faded and I guess that means high these days so it's like a nightmare in my house I have kids who are seconds away from I don't know maybe I'll send them to that outdoor thing where they put kids in the wilderness with no phones and have them meet twigs by the way we didn't cut Jerry short because if you look the Falcons was only two lines I knew at this point you'd be like, let's wrap it up.

2:20:34I got to go do the yak. I got to go do the yak. Yeah.

2:20:36Big Cat:All right. So now at McDonald's, wake up to a$4 breakfast meal deal. Wake up to a sausage McMuffin or a sausage biscuit to hash browns and wake up to a hot coffee.

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2:20:54PFT Commenter:It's a poem. Jerry, before you start. I can interrupt my poem. I'm having a great time.

2:21:03Big Cat:This is a poem. Thank you for doing this. Yes. Thank you. This is a poem for Zach. Zachy, Zachy, Zachy. This is a poem for the man who works so hard and deserves all of his rosas. Zachy, Zachy, Zachy. This is a poem for the man who would take a bullet for the streamer Las Posas. Zach, who the fuck is that? Las Polos? Yeah. Great streamer. zaki zaki zaki you have awesome takes video game knowledge and just the chillest of hangs zaki zaki zaki all of this and he has still never stepped foot inside of a pf changs gotta try those lettuce cups don't interrupt me zaki zaki zaki you talk about all the hot button issues and never do you ever tiptoe zaki zaki zaki we especially love it when you drone on and on about crypto it's not real money you can comment on that i agree all right not too much zacky zacky zacky the boys put you to the test and with flying colors you passed zacky zacky zacky you are a star on a show that will never be as good as the tennis podcast it's facts zacky zacky zacky you made it to the big time making all these big time monies zacky zacky zacky and yet you're still walking to McDonald's with your very own chicken nuggies.

2:22:25B-Y-O-N. Zaki, Zaki, Zaki, many of your Mount Rushmore picks have not been busts, but they have been booms. Zaki, Zaki, Zaki, all that said, you're still really bad at buying costumes. It's not your thing. Zaki, Zaki, Zaki, we watch as you gracefully navigate a disagreement or navigate a spat. Zaki, Zaki, Zaki, we watch as you awkwardly go for a hug after Baker Mayfield signs your stupid hat. That was weird, man. It was a good hug. it was weird form of race Zachy Zachy Zachy you came into the show with guns blazing shooting off all your phasers Zachy Zachy Zachy but no matter how hard you try Time Magazine still thinks you aren't as good as men in blazers they got rapport yeah they do Zachy Zachy Zachy yes you made it to the big time and now you're rolling in all the dough Zachy Zachy Zachy and you still keep in touch with mommy who listens to you on every single show what's up mom she may want to mute this next part Zachy Zachy Zachy you're loved by the AWLs across this nation and all the cities Zachy Zachy Zachy having thoughtful and totally legal takes unlike that pedophile that fucks titties

2:23:39Zachy Zachy Zachy yeah at times you're the guy driving this train you are the conductor Zachy Zachy Zachy that's all fine and dandy but what we really want to know is did you fuck that Pilates instructor instructor they're bendy zackie zackie zackie sorry for getting a little dirty we know you like to keep it clean zackie zackie zackie we just want to know did you get to fuck that instructor on our pilates machine huh did you fuck her did you fuck her we went on one first date and we just went on a date hug in hug out not what we want to hear zach we want to hear touchdowns is the fantasy football preview touchdowns points points points six points okay yes sir yes jerry yes jerry and then we want it on that pilates machine open to the universe do you understand me and listen if it doesn't happen here we're what zach we're open to the universe yeah baby zachy zachy zachy so while at first you came off as quiet demure and even a little shy Zachy, Zachy, Zachy you will forever be a part of PMT and only known as our intercourse guy yeah there he is

2:24:49PFT Commenter:Jerry, that was the best one you've done that was the best whole fantasy preview, we've been doing it for what this is gotta be like 5 or 6 years help us out AWL, come on it's not fair that they're winning I look forward to it every year you're the best Jerry all we have to do is pay 4 million to come out here and do this. It's not true. It's five. It's not true. All right, we love you, Jerry. Love you guys too. Love you guys. This one's brought to you by TickPick. Ever actually read a ticket receipt? Service fee? Processing fee? Convenience fee? Convenient for who? That's an extra 30 bucks a ticket.

2:25:29PFT Commenter:TickPick doesn't do that. Never has, never will. No fees means the exact same seat, same section, same row. Cost less on TickPick. Fans trust TickPick for all their live events. Check the reviews yourself. So why overpay for the exact same seat? Download the TickPick app and never pay another service fee again. And for new TickPick customers, take$20 off your first order with promo code PMT20 in the TickPick app. Terms apply. That's PMT20 at checkout for$20 off your first order. Okay, let's wrap up. I tried to find Jerry. I don't know where he went. Hopefully he'll come in for the end for Fyre Fest.

2:26:12PFT Commenter:Goddamn, was he good for his fantasy football. He covered it all. Yeah. Great job, Jerry. I do genuinely love it. It goes long and people will be like, oh, you guys lost interest halfway. We didn't. We just have to fuck with Jerry halfway through.

2:26:24Big Cat:He was great. Jerry, he had done the work. He had sheets and sheets of notes. I wish that he had told all of his jokes because he cut out some gold.

2:26:30PFT Commenter:How about the jokes I read? Yeah, off his sheet after. It's crazy. He had some real good stuff. What was the Zach one? Something about butt stuff.

2:26:39Big Cat:I think there was a joke about butt stuff.

2:26:40PFT Commenter:Yeah, and then there was the, it's important to have two eyes in both football and life.

2:26:45Big Cat:Yeah, no, he could have done 15 minutes of pure Najee Harris material.

2:26:50PFT Commenter:Yeah. So hopefully he comes back. It's also just been so much fun just living with him this week. Like, I watched him sleep for about 45 minutes this morning because I woke up before everyone, and it was beautiful. He's so peaceful. And angelic and just fun to have around.

2:27:05Big Cat:Jerry's a big hold court in your underwear guy. Oh, yeah. He'll stand in the middle of the room in his underwear just talking to everyone.

2:27:11PFT Commenter:He walked over to my bed and just was standing. I was laying in bed, so I was basically just staring directly at his penis. And he was just having a casual conversation with me. And it was great. Yeah. It's a great friendship. All right, Hank.

2:27:27Big Cat:I mean, it's been a great week at camp. Very fun. uh just my body i'm old my body's sore me and pft played we can we can maybe send some clips if we we played the worst game of tennis of all time and i couldn't move the next day yeah it was fun but it was ugly yeah you were wednesday you were like i literally was either doing an

2:27:51PFT Commenter:activity or laying down yeah like he he kept like every time he was laying down i was like hank what are you doing he's like i'm saving my energy how much time did you spend on the blob yesterday hank

2:28:04Big Cat:the blob we had a blob session with with the producers and some of the behind the scenes people after after the camp shoot was done where it took me like six times to actually land on the blob to get blobbed i kept hitting it and falling off and you have to climb back up and i right it was right before everyone's like we need one one more person's got to do it because it's hard it's Like, everyone tries, but it's, like, probably 10 % people actually get blobbed. And Shane and Fasoli, I felt like a huge pussy, too. This is another kind of firefest. I finally got on, and then I was, like, I got really scared.

2:28:37Big Cat:I was, like, what's about to happen to me? Like, Fasoli and Shane are about to launch me. Like, what if I land on my neck? Like, what if I land backwards? And then I just backflopped, and now my back hurts. Oh. But it was fun. I went, Shane and Fasoli did good work.

2:28:52PFT Commenter:Yeah. They're, I mean, the blob, you guys were having a ruckus time. Shane was doing Jeff Hardy moves off the blob.

2:28:58Big Cat:Yeah.

2:29:00PFT Commenter:Hey, oldie.

2:29:01Big Cat:Just chanting blob blob.

2:29:02PFT Commenter:Find Jerry O 'Connell. Tell him to come in here. I think he's rolling on the next side with the boys. What do you mean? He's on camera with the hat. Yeah, go tell him. Tell him. Just go tell him to come on. I need that hat. Oldie, can you do that for us? Yeah. Thank you.

2:29:17Big Cat:I'll try to go stop this interview.

2:29:19PFT Commenter:Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah.

2:29:23Big Cat:Oh, is he doing drop a pin?

2:29:26PFT Commenter:Yeah, but he's got, he's got to go. He can go back on drop a pin.

2:29:30Big Cat:Yeah, yeah. Oldie's wearing a hat that says, busy, busy, got to go. Oh, he's got to go. He's got to go here.

2:29:35PFT Commenter:Yeah, and tell him he can go back. Yeah, there we go, Oldie. So tell him he's got to go. He's got to go. He's got to go. All right, so yeah, we're old.

2:29:43Big Cat:Yeah, but I think we're going to play under 40 football. I think our tennis match is going to actually impact the rest of our lives. I think we're just going to be feeling this way for forever. Yeah. Like the inside of your legs from playing tennis, the stopping, the starting. Also, the keeping score was an issue for us.

2:29:59PFT Commenter:That's the hardest part of doing any of these camp games is you just realize there's so many muscles you never use. Because it's like, oh, why do my abs hurt? Why do, oh, because I played softball? Oh, why does, I jumped off a blob? Why does my shoulder hurt?

2:30:15Big Cat:Yeah, everything. Like, oh shit, I guess I don't use that. Everything hurts. but i feel good i love camp i never want to leave camp yeah all right what's your i love it here

2:30:23PFT Commenter:with all my camp friends not homesick at all i wish i could stay here forever um my fire fest i

2:30:29Big Cat:it was gonna be cracker barrel because that really that tore me up because i'm i'm a big cracker barrel guy and now i just don't know if i can do it anymore um but i guess my other fire fest is that i'm going down to the jersey shore this weekend and i'm gonna have to party with some of the young kids down there see if i still got it in me i've requested to see but i don't think i don't think he's gonna show up uh but it's gonna be a good time yeah i'm excited i think

2:30:53PFT Commenter:that's a totally fair request to just be like hey i that's your rider i'm not gonna be able to make

2:30:58Big Cat:this my rider is to see it's listen is asking for a mixture of cocaine mdma and ketamine too much is that is that a bridge too far but yeah i'm gonna be partying with some of the uh some of the kids down there and hopefully that'll be a good time but i am worried about the impending i'm pre-hung over yeah that's a problem for me it's like i'm already feeling the anxiety for the anxiety i'm going to feel on saturday morning you got to get rome like blackout drunk so he does something embarrassing so when he's doing the recap show he has to like cue himself up oh yeah yeah or if i just do embarrassing shit with rome he won't bring that up yeah the recap that's a

2:31:35PFT Commenter:really good because rome won't want to incriminate him so yeah yeah uh okay my fire fest is i mean similar to hanks but we did the swimming competition yesterday i swam what would you guys say that's uh 100 yards yes 100 yards total 100 yards total puked 10 minutes after

2:31:54Big Cat:you exerted yourself that's your body no i went there and back there and back oh yeah i did the

2:31:59PFT Commenter:two i did the two two legs but yeah it's it's just i think i'm just a puke guy when i because this happened to me a month ago when we were playing softball it was 90 degrees and i i went four for four so i was on the base path and i'd be puked after the game yeah you went four for four i went four for four uh no this was uh in our on our wednesday oh okay that sounds like a lot of fun but yeah it's really it's demoralizing to puke uh after swimming 100 yards yeah well it's

2:32:28Big Cat:your body telling you you you went 100 like you you had nothing left to give the best way i could

2:32:34PFT Commenter:describe it is i think my body's at the point now where uh i'm like an old car and when you go you can still go 100 miles an hour it's just like some hubcaps might fall off the the steering wheel is going to rattle so for a short spurt i can still can still reach maximum speed my body just

2:32:52Big Cat:can't handle that speed and then it's your car is going to be affected for the next like six months based on what you did that one time correct yeah correct zach uh i've never been a summer camp before this was awesome uh but if i did have to have a fire fest of the week we we we split in two teams the Baja Blast and Dew teams I think Max was a fantastic captain leading the team picking the right stalks for everybody very stressful job I think he did a fantastic job but my personal fire fest was I was uh I was 50h so it was there was entire team there was four other dhs and then I was the fifth designated hitter on the softball team and then it's just being that deep in the lineup was like oh 50h is a tough look that's yeah why wouldn't Max let you hit we had some guys i will say there was a couple dudes that were in the infield they did go uh over three i will take one i will take one for one as 50h but being 50h was tough you got one for one and max took you out no everybody had to hit one so i was like a participation swing one for one on my participation swing yes but you got it why was your base just because 50h it just felt i felt deep that was a thousand that was it seems like bad managerial work it was i think it was He's a great man.

2:34:03Big Cat:He's a high-stress situation for Max, Jerry.

2:34:06PFT Commenter:Every situation is a high-stress situation for Max. I don't have Mike anymore. Okay. Jerry. Jerry's back. Fire Fest of the Week. This has been a great week, Jerry. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you. Thank you. Fire Fest of the Week. It's definitely got to be when we were doing the swimming relay thing and watching Stephen Che swim. It was, I got to tell you, it wasn't just, like typically somebody does something bad and it's like funny. It was kind of depressing. He can't, why was he in the swim relay? Because we wanted him for content. Max's call. And they weren't going to win anyway on the swim relay.

2:34:52PFT Commenter:And Stephen Che is very funny swimming. I know, but I was.

2:34:55Big Cat:He came up to me and said, please put Stephen Che in the swim.

2:34:57PFT Commenter:I said we'll put a funny guy and you put a funny guy.

2:35:00Big Cat:I said that. Yeah, but it was actually – It actually had a weird – It actually had a weird effect on me. It made me kind of depressed. Like I want to teach Steven how to swim.

2:35:12PFT Commenter:What if I told you that that one Steven Shea, his one and only New Year's resolution this year was to swim 100 laps? Yeah. And I think maybe for content, I really would like to get him into a pool and really like teach him how to swim. it's August 22nd so his goal is to swim 100 laps what would you say he's at oh he's not able to complete one lap he's at 19 it's not possible he was walking I saw him using his feet and walking if he's in any sort of deep water the man is we all have children everybody should get their kids to learn how to swim it's actually rather important he's got to learn to swim It's just he's too old now.

2:35:57Big Cat:And it's concerning because his body type should be that of a swimmer. He should be a really good swimmer. I got to tell you, when I saw him in the goggles, although his stickers were still on the goggles, I don't know if you noticed that, but their stickers were still on the lenses. No one took them off. I thought for sure he was going to do it. Oh, by the way, Anti-Firefest, Big Cat, you're a really good swimmer. Thank you. Thank you. Were you on a swim team or something? I was not. Wow. I mean, you puked afterwards. I puked afterwards, yeah, after 100 yards. By the way, when I heard that you puked afterwards, I was really upset with the whole truck and the whole production.

2:36:31I was like, why weren't we there for that?

2:36:32PFT Commenter:Okay, so the reason why, because usually I am a puke on, like I'll puke on camera guy. It wasn't, I didn't have anything to puke up, so it wasn't funny. You know what I mean? Like if I had, I didn't eat lunch. I didn't eat lunch, so it was basically like one puke of water and then me just sitting there curled over, like throwing up phlegm and it was bad so what like i know when a funny puke if it was going to be a funny puke i would have puked in your face in hank's face for the england take yeah um i have another fire fest sorry i'm really just unloading it now i mean we've been here for four days it's uh i am ready to go um uh the other fire fest is uh we were playing werewolf last night and i hosted whatever you call it hosted uh moderated moderated moderated and Jerry was on one.

2:37:21Yeah, and I was like putting on voices and making believe we were in Budapest and Istanbul.

2:37:27Big Cat:All the different cities had hookers and they had junkies. Right, drugs and the werewolves. And I was doing voices. And Nicky Smokes, who was there, a big star here at Barstool in the Beach House, really was enjoying me doing it. He was really funny. and he pulled me aside and went, you know, you're really good at voices and stuff. You should do something in show business. Oh, no. So that's... Coming from Nicky, that's high praise. Also, another Fyre Fest is for me. Since being here for four days, I've had a lot of fun bunking with you guys, but a lot of my speech patterns are turning into Zach's.

2:38:13I'm turning into Zach a little bit with how I'm talking, sir.

2:38:20PFT Commenter:Have you enjoyed being in the cabin with us? It's been fun. It's been a lot of fun. It really has. I mean, I love you guys. I love your show. Love you guys. And it's been a lot of fun. I didn't know what to expect. I thought there was a good chance I was going to dread doing this. I may or may not have caused Like a separation with my spouse Yeah you told her that you were going to be gone

2:38:49Big Cat:For seven days but the camp is only four days No that's not true What are we doing with the other three days? Honey if you're listening to this it was always four days It was always four days But You think she's listening? There's a possibility someone will say Oh my gosh it was only four days He was lying So, yeah, no, it was four days and hopefully my marriage will survive this.

2:39:14PFT Commenter:Sherry, before you sat down, we were saying that you're big on having conversations in just your underwear. What's that about? We've had multiple conversations where you've just, I said at one point you were standing and I was basically eye level with your dick because I was laying down.

2:39:32Big Cat:I did notice you like to hold court in a room while basically nude. Look, I haven't been nude, but we're in a, you know, I just, I'm open to the universe. I'm open to things. Yeah, I'm just an underwear guy, you know. I'm not a nude guy. I mean, has anyone, like, no, I'm not a nude guy. No, PG-13.

2:39:56PFT Commenter:Just an underwear guy. Yeah. Now, have you ever done that? And I adhere to all the rules. I only went number two in the main one. I didn't go in our cabin. Oh, yeah, another Fyre Fest. Sorry, I'm doing them all. We had a meeting. I got to take a piss. We had a meeting for one of the events and everything, and we were waiting for the team managers, and we were all there, and everyone was like waiting on Max, waiting on Max, waiting on Max, and they said, where's Max? I mean, I'm going to say there was about 30 people there waiting, and Max said he's in the bathroom. He's in the bathroom, and then we saw Max, Max, come out of the bathroom and saunter toward us.

2:40:33And he just came in for a high five immediately with me. And I was like, oh, wow. This is just not. I don't need to know all of this. It's just. I mean, I guess nature calls. But like.

2:40:45PFT Commenter:Guys got to poop.

2:40:46Big Cat:Yeah, I don't think we should shame Max for pooping. Okay.

2:40:48PFT Commenter:Max, do you have a fire fest to finish this off? Oh, sorry. Here, let me give Max the microphone.

2:40:54Big Cat:Jerry, you can share this microphone with me.

2:40:55PFT Commenter:Jerry, we love you. I'm going to miss you. I'm going to have the feeling when you leave like a bachelor party and like the next day and you're like, man, I really wish I was just with the fellows right now. That's going to hit me hard tomorrow. Hard. Go ahead, Max.

2:41:10Big Cat:I would like to retire from being captain at camp. That's my fire fest.

2:41:14PFT Commenter:And we've talked about it enough. We don't need to talk about it anymore. All right. But I think I think he's going to be captain next year. Can I ask why you don't want to be captain, Max?

2:41:24Big Cat:I don't. It's a lose lose. there's no winning. There is winning. Well, no, you can't win. You could win. I actually think you're really good at it. I'm really bad at it. No, I got to say, as someone who's been repping a lot of these things, you really fight for your team. Well, that's the problem because I either get yelled at for not fighting and then when I start fighting, it's like, why are you fighting? That is a lose-lose. It sucks. It sucks. And then people get, there's 16 people on a team and there's like three events. So you got to put people to play in certain events and then half the people aren't playing and then half the people are pissed off at me for not playing.

2:42:05Big Cat:Zach, I'm sorry. You're so good, Max. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. And I hate it. By the way, you know, I've been Max for Halloween. I think last Halloween I was Max. I had a couple of outfits. Yeah. I think I'm going to have to get some like temporary tattoos. And I think this Halloween I'm going to have to come as Zach. Sir. I'm gonna have that that's that's can I be you Jerry sorry can we like Freaky Friday I'll be you you be me yeah absolutely that'd be awesome so what we're gonna do is what we're gonna do yeah you're just gonna walk around in your underwear and go like stand in front of Big Cat like right where you're like your crotch area is like right in front of

2:42:40PFT Commenter:just get right in there and then I'm gonna get a large like a tattoo like an eagle tattoo Max you should have just picked you should have just picked one of us it would have been better if one of us I know I tried to

2:42:52Big Cat:I didn't think that Dana was going to I didn't think that Dana was going I don't know Alright I fucked up I have one more fire fest I'm so sorry We're done I'm not going to make fun of you Max I promise One more fire fest We do like a campfire every night Where we go down and everyone's drinking And I'm staying a little late at the campfire And Fire fest I can't really make out everyone who's there but at like the last half hour of the campfire, I'm there usually from like midnight to 1230. Guys just grab me and go, hey, can I ask you something? What was working on Stand By Me like? And that happens like the last 30 minutes of the campfire night.

2:43:42So that's kind of a fire fest. And I want to like be polite to everybody and give them a little something, but I'm really tired of just like telling pretty drunk, pretty inebriated people what Stand By Me was like.

2:43:56Big Cat:What was it like?

2:43:59PFT Commenter:Alright. We'll kick it back to ourselves. We got lottery balls. By the way, Jerry's agreed to be

2:44:04Big Cat:in my spec script for Top Gun 3. If it gets adopted, Jerry has a partner. We're packaged to it. Love that. Don't want to give away the premise, but... There's planes in this one. Russia. Into the mic.

2:44:19PFT Commenter:Three. Say three into the mic. Three. All right. Wrapping up camp. Back in the studio. Do the numbers three. No, you're not. Check it. Who got it?

2:44:36Big Cat:Number two. That'd be Big Cat. Okay. I'll go 99. I said it. He said it. I thought you said three. No, he said three. He then said 99. I'll do 22.

2:44:49Colton?

2:44:50Big Cat:41. 41? Oh, switch it up already. 17. I'm here at 87. 21.

2:44:59Big Cat:Didn't two people just say 87? 64. Did somebody else say 87? Who said 87?

2:45:05PFT Commenter:Everyone say their numbers real quick. 3. 22. 99. 17. 64.

2:45:09Big Cat:87. 21.

2:45:11PFT Commenter:85.

2:45:12Big Cat:41.

2:45:20PFT Commenter:76 76 another week means how we're taping this on a on a sunday does it hurt knowing that another

2:45:27Big Cat:week like you don't have another chance yeah this is a this is a most disrespectful thing we do with lottery ball oh just pick the right number i i yeah i just another week you haven't got it why Why is Shane mad? Why is Shane mad? It's Joe Alt. He should have picked Joe Alt.

2:45:47PFT Commenter:Shane, you can't beat yourself up about that. Love you guys.

2:46:22We'll be right back.

2:46:42Thank you.

2:47:12Thank you.

2:47:55PFT Commenter:We'll be right back.

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