Live From Max's Bachelor Party, Sixers Take Down Celtics, Jerry O'Connell And Dante The Don Join The Show, NBA/NHL Playoffs Plus Max's Brothers

24:45Hank:I was down bad. Now I'm starting to feel good again. Max's question was I would like another beer. it was a good question good question yeah Hank serious question why are you letting this get you down dude like this was a gap year good question the Celtics weren't supposed to do anything this year it was like going it was like going to Europe instead of going to college this is a free roll it's a gap year it doesn't matter some things are bigger than sports some things are bigger than years and personnel you play the Sixers in the playoffs you gotta win and if you don't it sucks especially when you're favorites like that this whole we've been in Vegas.

25:24We've been having a good time. It's been a welcome distraction, but going back and watching every night of this series, it's just going to be a lot of deep sighs and shaking my head.

25:34Hank:One thing I haven't seen, and I'm sure that memes is hard at work on this, is Hank said a lot of stuff. Hank said a lot of stuff about the Philadelphia 76ers going into this series, even after the first game. You said a lot of things i said the same things have you revisited any of those things no i do have a question good answer okay i have another question have you thought about everything you got wrong no if that bothered me i would i wouldn't be on this earth anymore if the things that i got wrong on this show good point got upset like i like i got upset by that then good point i'd be in a horrible spot that's a healthy way to go chrissy if you don't mind yeah chrissy have you thought about the anti-year of Hank.

26:21So this is brought up after we were recording on Thursday night on Zoom. Unfortunately, we were doing it after. Shane was the one who put me onto this. And he was like, it's starting to look like everything is going wrong for Hank. I think Hank is the new Max. And I started listing all the things like losing the Super Bowl, the Celtics losing, the Liv shutting down, the Red Sox stink, Duke. and then I said and you're also suck as a lefty golfer and then he immediately left the zoom that was too far he was so pissed about that lefty golfer thing was so bad about that last one listen this comes with the territory like you're gonna you're gonna have your ups you're gonna have your downs and it's not about how you act when you're winning it's about how you act when you're at your lowest and I'm in a low point it's bad like things are bad and that's when you got to dig deep and you got to fight through like that you're going to have also the bruins lost we forgot about we need to say that also who knows who knows yeah fuck espn fuck their little gone fishing graphic hope they get sued into oblivion uh why who's on it sucks pieces of

27:35Hank:shit and yeah it's just a big bill simmons fan i love bill simmons uh but yeah this sucks and Bill Simmons I listen to Bill Simmons Get his ass Max Max is like Shout out to Locked On Celtics guys Max keeps giving me all the recaps I've been listening to all the Celtics fans Podcasts throughout the past couple of games And after game six Bill Simmons started talking about the game And he was He just within 30 seconds Started going about how disappointing It is about Jason Tatum being hurt and then his co-host was like are you just not going to talk about how they just got their shit kicked in by the sixers in game six and he was and he was like all right fine we can get to that max max is going revenge podcasting which i i i highly encourage i mean that's a lot of people use this show like people are listening right now and they're doing the the leo meme like me because they're listening as revenge to hank locked on saltish excellent pod excellent pod I haven't listened to the Game 7 recap yet because I've been fucked up ever since that game ended.

28:44Hank:It's not really a podcast space right now. The Locked On Celtics guy has been awesome. My favorite part about Locked On Celtics guy is that after Game 6, I was looking to be mad at him, and then I just agreed with everything that he was saying. He was so mad at the Celtics, and he kept being like, I'm so sick of Jalen Brown pushing off on every play. And I was like, fuck yeah, dude. Fuck yeah. Yeah, because every Celtics fan is like, oh, this is bullshit. They keep calling it. And Locked On Celtics guy was like, Jill and Brown, they're going to call it stop fucking pushing off on every possession.

29:17Yeah. And I appreciate Locked On Celtics guy with that. I don't know your name. Shout out Locked On Celtics guy.

29:22Hank:Shout out. Yeah. For me? No, actually. Not a question, Frank. But would you like to call him? This is going to be the longest podcast ever. I love it. Yeah, yeah. People want it. I have a question for Zach. Yes, sir. Zach, as a Knicks fan, what are your honest thoughts about facing off against the 76ers? Because let me just say that, like, I've heard memes say on the show more than a few times that the New York Knicks were built to beat the Celtics. They're not going to play the Celtics. They're going to play the 76ers. Are you built to beat the 76ers? So it was a lot of fun. Memes, how about you sit down on that couch right there for this conversation?

30:00It was a lot of fun to watch everybody get together. the competitiveness in the room on game seven, Celtics, Sixers. That was great. Great energy in the building. It was a first-round series. And the way the Knicks are playing, either of those teams, I think we may walk through them. Wow. Walk through. Zach, I have a question for you. Respectfully. Yeah. Go.

30:25Sounds like you had a good question. You just played the Hawks. That is true. We did just defeat the Hawks in round one. Who was the Hawks' best player? We just defeated the Hawks. My question is for both Knicks fans in this room. Who was the Hawks' best player? I don't think it's fair for you to say, to try to diminish our win in six. It's a simple question. I enjoyed your win in seven. Our win in six was in shorter amount of games. I'm looking forward to our series max. And the best player on the Hawks, they're all on vacation right now. Oh, damn. CJ McConnell is the best player on the Hawks.

31:01Yes.

31:01Hank:and we didn't just beat the Hawks we handled the Hawks would you say it changed Jalen Brunson's legacy no the past three years has changed since the Sixers have been healthy 3-1 that was just a layup to talk about 3-1 so you could say that we handled the Celtics when we were completely healthy ok congrats congrats you took care of the Hawks when we were healthy no no no no no No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We handled the Hawks. You were in all those games. That's a lie. No, they did. No. When were the Celtics in any of those games? Last night? Last night was, I mean, it was a one-point game with three minutes left.

31:41It was a great game. It was a great game. What about the other two games when we won by 20? The Celtics didn't even play their starters in the fourth quarter. What do you mean? Nakes won by 70. You didn't really handle them in the last game. Okay, one game. You lost two games. See, he lost three. Has he a? Those five games he lost. Fully healthy. Fully healthy. The Sixers are fully healthy. This is a better. The Sixers starting lineup is the best starting lineup in the East. It is. It is? Bet. Bet. Bet. We're going to kick the shit out of you guys. We'll see. It's going to be a five-game series.

32:22You guys have to play Tibbs ball to even beat us. The fact that we're even doing this right now when it should be on Hank is bullshit. Yeah, Hank's loving this. This is the biggest lifeblood ever for him. It will be a fun series. I'm excited for it to play out. I like this. Connor, go on. Who's guarding Tyrese Maxey? Jalen Bronx is not guarding Tyrese Maxey. We have Josh Hart, Mikael Bridges, OG. Take your pick. They got a lot of guys. Yeah, those are wing defenders, but yes.

32:52Hank:You put OG on Paul George and then... Derek White tried to guard. He's the best guard defender in the NBA. couldn't even come close. Not even close. Not even close, dude. All right. Well, I can't wait. Let's look forward to it. Monday night. You'll win Monday night. We're gas. You will win Monday night, but I do think that we win. The Sixers is a bad matchup for the Knicks. Does this change Sam Hinckley's legacy? Oh, let's save that for the Delonte brothers because they were big time. Can I reserve a first question? Yeah, they were getting in their process. All right, let's talk about, yeah. It's for Game 7.

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35:27For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see sportsbook.draftkings.com slash promos. Limited time offer. Okay, PFT, we got to get through some other sports that we saw. I don't know how much we processed. Like, for instance, the Orlando Magic on Friday night. Yes. That was one of those ones where we were watching it live and we're like, man, do these guys suck at basketball. And then afterwards I saw the stats and I was like, oh my God. It was historical. It was historical. They scored 19 points in the second half total, 11 points in the third quarter, eight points in the fourth quarter.

36:02Hank:They missed 23 shots in a row. I'll say it again. They missed 23 shots in a row spanning from 414 in the third quarter until 224 left in the fourth. Yes. They didn't make a single shot. I believe, according to Stathol, the previous record, actually it still stands. It's held by the Oklahoma City Thunder, 24 consecutive misses against the Wizards in 2017. But 23 in a row, that is the most, I believe, in playoff history. And it was just the ugliest display of basketball that I've ever seen. Ever. Yeah. And so then they lose in game seven. And it really isn't about the magic because I think the magic when they were healthy this year, when Franz was playing, like they were they showed it for a few games against the Pistons.

36:51We're like, this team actually be good. The Pistons deserve all the credit in the world. They're down three one. They come all the way back. And if we're talking about legacies in the first round, Cade Cunningham, that's a big leap, I feel like, for him. Because the way he played in those last three games was absolutely out of his mind. In the last three games, he went, so these are all elimination. They're about to be eliminated. They're down 3-1. He went 45-4-5. Then he went 32-10 with four steals. Then he went 32-12 assists, two blocks. He was insane. He averaged 32 points, seven assists, five and a half rebounds from insane shooting numbers.

37:33He basically put the piss. He was like, I have to be the guy, and I am the guy. We're the one seed, and he deserves all the credit in the world. Also, Tobias Harris, legacy game, game seven, 30 points. Yeah, that sucked. Yeah, that was – but it was as much the magic sucking at basketball. Also, the Pistons defense is really, really good. But Cade Cunningham, that was my big takeaway. It's like, that's a guy, franchise player, you're down 3-1, you're the one seed. Can you fucking nut up and be like, hey, this is my team, we're not losing in the first round?

38:05Hank:Yeah, we always say that you've got to learn how to win the playoffs. Young guys, young teams can't do it. It's a fact. If you're a one or two or three seed, you get to the playoffs, and your star is 24 years old, 23 years old, you expect them to lose right away. And then they'll figure out how to win if they lose enough in the playoffs. And then Cunningham, if he were to – we would have started to see the narrative be built around him at this point. Even though the Pistons are like a deeply flawed team, I think. Congrats to them for winning, but I don't think that they're like a team that – what we saw from them in the first round, it's like, are you limited?

38:39Hank:If you can have Tobias Harris step up and have a crazy, crazy game, then yeah, you can compete with most teams in the East. But then again, you're counting on Tobias Harris to do that repeatedly every single game. But we can see that the Pistons aren't – they don't appear to be as ready to win a championship as, like, we would think the Knicks might be at this point. But it means a lot for him to not get that hung around his neck of being, like, possibly – like, we're on narrative watch if he lost this game, if he had lost this series. And for a little bit, it looked like they were going to, but the double guarantee.

39:16Hank:Yeah. Pistons, never doubt. Yeah. Never doubt. But, yeah, I feel like if the Magic had won Game 7, that would have been crazy considering what we had seen from them in Game 6. I guess credit to the Magic for showing up Game 7 and, like, giving the Pistons all they could handle. It sucks that Franz Wagner didn't play. Yeah. Yeah, they're a different team. I think they would have won Game 6 if Wagner played. They're a different team. That was, yeah, it was so bad. We did get an all-time Magic fan rant. Did you guys see this? the guy going down the escalator after the game. I'm going to play it real quick.

39:49I love this guy.

40:13I just love it because it doesn't, that's not a, like if i played you that clip you'd be like that's a cleveland browns fan yeah or like i respect magic fan like a guy just ranting and screaming a bunch a bunch amongst a bunch of little kids going down an escalator after a game respect that's how you can truly measure how successful

40:31Hank:a franchise is like when the wmba had all those off the court issues and like people getting pissed off about the stupidest stuff i was like that's actually a great sign for the league that people are arguing about uh about angel reese and care this deeply about what a piece of shit some of her teammates are. When it comes to the Orlando Magic, having a guy that is actually borderline insane screaming about the moves that the front office made, that's a very promising sign. Yes. That means like, yeah, they're on the up. Yeah. But, yeah, I agree with Max. I think if Franz Wagner plays, his brother played, right?

41:03Hank:His brother played a little bit tonight. No, he doesn't even, yeah. Yeah, but if Franz played, I do think it's probably a slightly different story. Well, it's just because. They can't shoot. Yeah. Game six, they had that game won. If they just have one more guy, they win that game. It was crazy. We also had the Lakers stave off the Rockets on Friday night. Credit to LeBron. Maybe they were trying to hold off. Yeah, your conspiracy theory. I also will say that the Lakers, they deserve a ton of credit for being a huge underdog, winning that series without Luka. I think they're probably going to get smashed by OKC.

41:40but it doesn't mean that that wasn't like an insane insanely impressive series especially from 41 that was the fourth fourth especially from a 41 year old lebron james what do you think is more

41:51Hank:impressive lebron james beating the kd list rockets in the first round of the playoffs or me and big cat drinking two nights in a row in a bachelor party as a 41 year old that's a good question i think that's harder lebron what lebron you love it why are you giving lebron's more impressive yeah i drank from 10 a.m till 2 a.m last night yesterday yeah you guys haven't drank at all today well no we're doing this podcast we knew you guys were going to be drunk me and like i think hank and max will they'll be taking the the events of the weekend a little bit harder than we will you you we were on like the ninth hole and we were kind of like oh should we have should we have a couple drinks and you texted the whole group fair warning i also will be drunk potting tonight and we're like well we got to have some sobriety on the pod yeah no i'm taking care of the drunk but yeah that was i mean the lakers that like that was lebron at 41 it's insane it just defies everything that we know about sports and and the game of basketball the fact you've been doing it for this long and to beat that rockets team uh and they they killed them on friday night that wasn't that was a no doubter so we were edging closer and closer to some uncomfortable conversations.

43:05We didn't even get to a game seven, so we didn't even have to get to the precipice of it.

43:09Hank:I've got a conspiracy theory. Yeah? Tinfoil hat time. Do we think that Katie was actually injured? Katie's a legacy talk that we need to have at some point because it's – Do we think that maybe – It's tough. Things went really, really south with the Rockets because there was that article that came out in The Athletic, and they're going to do like a post-mortem, I'm sure, in deeper depth on the season. But the reporting was that the alleged burner accounts that KD had were a significant distraction for the Rockets that was never resolved internally, as KD never clarified if the accounts were his.

43:44Hank:So the quote is, several league sources with close ties to the Rockets players indicated the social media situation was a significant distraction, one that was never resolved internally. Durant never discussed the matter in any detail, saying only that he was not here to get into Twitter nonsense. Privately, league sources said his teammates agreed to keep the matter in house. It's unclear whether he ever clarified to his teammates if the account belonged to him. I mean, I know that people had fun with the story. I said at the time, this is an actual real problem if he's talking this much shit about his teammates.

44:17He's just unhappy. I think he's just an unhappy guy right now. Yeah. It's like Dante on night one of the bachelor party. Talking his shit to Nicky Smokes about us.

44:25Hank:We clarified that. We moved forward. So Katie should have taken his boys out to the cabaret. Yeah. Right. So, yeah. No, I think it was what? Cabaret. Don't say cabaret in front of memes. Okay. Yeah. Well, we're going to get to all that with Jerry and Dante. We're not only, we're doing actually like the impossible. We're hungover, drunk podcasting, also out of order because we did Dante and Jerry O 'Connell before this because Jerry had a flight. And then the Timberwolves. We got to talk about the Timberwolves. It's Thursday night. We didn't. We recorded. I actually, I believed in them. I was like, I think they're going to win this game.

45:00Incredible. I know that they're probably not going to beat the Spurs because, you know, Ant is trying to come back. He might be back. And they've struggled sometimes playing against these teams with elite rim protectors and Wemby is an elite rim protector. That, like, winning that series. Huge. Incredible with given everything that happened during the course of that series. Winning it in six. People had the Nuggets going to the finals. Yeah. The Timberwolves, Terrence Shannon Jr., like Io's out for game six after having that incredible game four, I believe. Just insane. Like that was a really, really gutsy, like this team.

45:39I know that we're talking about foundation every year. They get close, but not all the way there. I still would be like very enthused about that. And Jay McDaniels was unbelievable, incredible, incredible performance from him.

45:50Hank:I mean, I think that the Timberwolves are – They might not have the best lineup right now, given the injury state that they're in. They're one of the best teams. Yeah. And it was, what are you doing? My bad, my bad, my bad. What are you playing? What are you playing? Did you just pull up Instagram reels while we're doing podcasting? Donnie sent me a video of Jack looking super drunk. Oh, okay. All right. Okay, so that's. I didn't mean, I wanted to see the video. I'm sorry. All right. But yeah, an incredible night for. No, but as I would say, the Timberwolves, I think, are one of the best teams.

46:24Hank:I would not be surprised. And I've been a Wimby and Spurs believer for most of this entire season. I would not be shocked if the Timberwolves did beat the Spurs. I would be shocked. I think they might be able to do it. You've got to tell me how many games Ant's playing and how healthy he is. But they're also like an incredibly – He said he's not playing in the rest of the playoffs. No, they didn't say that. That's not true. No, today he literally said that they moved him to questionable. Yeah. He's going to try shoot around today. And they beat the Nuggets without him. The Nuggets are a problem.

46:55Nuggets are bad. Yeah, they fell apart. But like –

46:57Hank:The Timberwolves are an insanely well-coached team. Yeah. And I was an idiot for counting them out. I thought, no problem. The Nuggets would like take care of them in five games in this series. I was – hand up. I was really, really wrong about the Timberwolves. The crazy thing about these NBA playoffs is – and OKC can obviously continue this because if they win it all, then it's basically back to a normal status. But the NBA as a league has always been about dynasties. When you go through the NBA, it's like there's dominant teams. They rattle off multiple championships. The last five years have been very weird when you look back where Giannis and the Bucs win one, and you're like, oh, they're going to win a couple more.

47:38Jokic and the Nuggets win one. Oh, they're going to win a couple more. Celtics win one. Oh, they're going to win a couple more. And it's like maybe that's not happening. and it's a bunch of, it's these teams that had this really like bright flash of ascension and they now are in a, like where do the Nuggets go from here? Where do the Celtics go from here? Giannis is, who knows? We're going to get another summer of him being traded. It's crazy to look at because all three of those teams, you would have thought when they were winning, they were set up for many wins coming forward. Yeah. And it just didn't happen.

48:09And Jokic, like he's been one of the best players. I do think SGA has been the best player the last year and a half. but he's been one of the best players in the league for the last five years. He's got one ring to show for it. Yeah. Imagine if Embiid did that in the first round. What? Blew a lead or lost a series when their two best players weren't playing and they were favorites. Everyone talks about Njokic versus Embiid. Hold on, let me imagine it. Yeah, that would be bad. Yeah. I don't know what you're asking. I'm just saying, imagine if Embiid was in Jokic's situation. The problem is, Hank, you're trying to get a guy riled up who literally just showed me a video of our drunk friend, and it was the most boring video ever, and he stopped the podcast for it.

48:49I didn't know that. I didn't know what that video was showing. You're right, you're right, you're right. That's right. What you're trying to do right now, Hank, he doesn't have the brain capacity. You're right. He doesn't even register it. Like the fact that you were being sarcastic. No, it is good, though. No, because of what Hank's saying. No, I actually have something to say. Okay, great. Because of what Hank is saying.

49:08Hank:What kind of grip does that have you on the mic right there? Two hands? I'm deep-throating this, Mike. Oh, no. The conversation between Joel Embiid and Nikola Jokic is coming back up. It was dead for a while. Yes, it is. This is good. Why not? This is good. We're having a conversation. Who lost in the first round, though? I guess we are having the conversation. Jokic has a ring and multiple MVPs. We're a podcast. You have to say something. We'll see. We'll see. Jokish sucked. Yeah, he didn't play his best series for sure. He lost to the T-Wolves without – T-Wolves had no one. They had no one. It's also – this is the hard part.

49:53And Embiid rocked. And Embiid rocked. And Embiid fucking rocks. I love Embiid.

50:00Hank:Hey, Max, what do you think about Embiid being like, I don't want this to be a repeat of the last time we played the Knicks in the playoffs. If you need money, I'll give you money for your tickets. Don't sell your tickets. Get some money. That's a problem. I actually am worried about that. Yeah. There's so many Knicks fans. There's so many Knicks fans, and it's so close to Philly, and Knicks fans are rich. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Philly fans are poor. That's basically what it is. Put that on the quote card. That's basically what it is. The tickets to Sixers games in Philly, way cheaper. Yeah. Knicks fans are rich.

50:40Philly fans, get your fucking money up. yeah yeah facts I mean I wish it worth the case that is people in Manhattan make more money than people in Philly that's that's just the way it is he's spitting facts but it is it is crazy this entire playoffs like we've had with the Celtics the Nuggets the Lakers beating the Rockets some pretty crazy upsets and weird things happening a lot of legacy talk after every like I get it we're we're a hot take you know society and I mean this show is is built on satirizing it and having fun with it and we also have our own stupid hot takes it was like pretty crazy how quickly everyone went to trash Jokic to an extreme level yeah but that's part of it he

51:27Hank:you can't lose that series if you're Jokic you can't yeah but let's not forget what we've seen last like five years from Jokic where he's just been the best player you can't lose that series You can't lose that series if you're the Nuggets. You cannot. If I told you before the series, Anthony Edwards is going to miss the end of the series. Devin Chet is going to get hurt. Io is going to be hurt. You cannot lose that series. No, but I'm responding to what you just said, which was we've got people that are looking at what just happened with Jokic and saying some reckless things about him. Correct.

51:56Hank:Like using that to be like, maybe he's actually not that good. Yeah, he's been asked for the last five years. That's not true. But you cannot lose that series. No, you can't. And it was a big, big disappointment for the Nuggets. And you're right. When the Nuggets won that championship, I thought we're looking at like three out of the next five. Yeah. For the Nuggets. But then, like I told you, I think Michael Porter Jr. was such a big part of their formula they had when they won. Like he was a more important part of that team than Aaron Gordon was. Even though you could say that Aaron Gordon was like an upgrade focusing on him.

52:29Hank:I actually disagree. I think that the offense as a whole was way— Well, they weren't mutually exclusive. They played together. Yeah, they played together. But when he left and everybody was like, Aaron Gordon is stepping into, like, taking over the Michael Porter Jr. role that he had as, like, the clear third option. They miss him. They miss Porter. Yeah. I mean, it's inexcusable loss for Nuggets. And then the Cavs get justice after Friday night when R.J. Barrett hit the – something about the rims in Toronto. It's so high. Crazy bounce. Tight rims. Crazy bounce. They got really tight hoops up there.

53:01Hank:It's like Biz likes them. That was fucking insane. It was insane. And Cavs win game seven. Jared Allen was awesome, 22-19, which he gets shit on a lot. So we'll have to wait a little bit. I feel like the Raptors shouldn't be sad. This was not a season where they had big aspirations. They have young talent. They took the Cavs to seven. Everything's in the future. It doesn't feel like a loss, like a Nuggets loss, a Celtics loss, like a Pistons loss would have been. It feels different. Future face of the league. Yeah, they got Scottie Barnes. rj barrett future face yeah i didn't i didn't realize that he grew up like in that same province like he was a raptors fan when he was growing up that's barnes yeah that's pretty cool no uh rj barrett no i just keep saying scotty barnes because he barnes yeah i it's fun fact i didn't realize that's just something that the delante brothers say all the time all of them because max's uh uh older brother came up to me and he was maybe a little drunk on the golf course and And he's just like, what time does Future Fest of this league start?

54:01And I was like, what? In the Future Fest of this league? I was like, what? And I had like three times until finally I was like, oh, shit. You guys, this is like a Delente Christmas joke. You guys sit around saying Future Fest of this league. Future Fest of this league. Hockey, Hank? Yeah, tough one. Lose game six at home. Your max. It's been a bad week. It's been a bad week. Worst week of the year. This week sucks for sports. Wait, it's your favorite week of the year. Bad week. I take it all back. It's bachelor party weekend. We've had such a good weekend. You've had so much fun. No, the weekend has been fun.

54:36But that was a tough way to start it. Yesterday was a tough way to do Saturday. Just a tough back-to-back day. I guess Buffalo, good for you. Congrats. Whatever. Very gracious. It's really cool. Flyers lost game one. Yeah, they did. They got outshot big time. You don't have to fly it up anymore? You got a lot of sports this week. I'm not flired up in the – if it's Sixers game seven, I wasn't flired up. Yeah, you didn't get flired up. But if the Flyers play on a game that the Sixers aren't playing, then I will be flired up. Okay. Is that okay? Yeah, that's fair. Is that cool with everyone? Yeah.

55:15And then we had the game seven, the Canadians' lightning was unreal. Did you guys see the game-winning goal? I did not. You were both – Can we text it? You're breaking news to me right now. So this game was like the Canadians, I think they had, what did they have, like nine total shots? They went an entire period without getting a shot. The second period, they did not get a shot on goal. They won 2-1 in Tampa. Text to the group, you guys got to see this goal. This is the most, Alex Newhook, the most playoff game-winning goal you could possibly have. Text to the group so that everyone can watch it, memes.

55:52I think it did a pretty good job of predicting first-round series. Yeah. Remember when I was hockey max? Yeah, hockey max. Memes. I think I did pretty good, no? Yeah, he doesn't know.

56:06Hank:He doesn't know. And then the wilds. That's going to be awesome, by the way, having Montreal in the second round of the playoffs against Buffalo. First Buffalo. Like, I want to go to the Bell Center. I want to go back. That's going to be such an intense scene. Watch this goal and react to it. I was sitting in my room watching it, and I was just like, this is the most playoff a team that gets nine shots in an incredible series for people who didn't see it it was a ricochet off the backboards and he hit it out of the air against the back of the goalie into the net that's how you win a playoff series oh that's bullshit no it was insane it was incredible incredible stick work Max let's play off hockey alright let's get to credit to the Sabres for overcoming Ryan Whitney.

56:56Hank:Yeah. Sabres 1, Whitney Sabres 2, Whitney 0. Because after that game, they've won everything, right? Yeah. So maybe it's a reverse jinx. Yeah, good point. And the Oilers lost. True. Yeah. Oilers out. I don't know. Let's do who's back the week. That was true. Yeah, yeah. No, the Oilers lost. we'll do who's back in the week then we'll get to Jerry O 'Connell and Dante we'll I'll promise this on Wednesday's show so we have our live show Tuesday night so we're going to have to do some choose your own adventure but we will be a little bit more locked in on maybe some details that we've missed when we're it's been a long weekend it's been a fun weekend I'm dialed yeah we had a lot of twisted tea shout out twisted tea twisted tea is not dialed it's a refreshing hard iced tea made with real brewed ice tea and 5 % alcohol.

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58:31Hank:and i'm excited for the live show it is daunting i've always kind of wanted to make this drive though yeah i have to through the desert maybe it's just i've seen and read uh fear and loathing yeah and it seems like i don't know maybe we should bring a lawyer with us it's gonna be fun maybe we're gonna hallucinate some shit in the desert yeah by the way uh breaking moves

58:53breaking moves not to uh go back to the conversation we had with hank about jalen brown and jason tatum potentially not playing together anymore but on twitch this is a more recent quote jalen brown said it was my favorite year of my basketball career yeah The one he didn't play with Jason Tatum They played together Right but the majority You've got to get him off Twitch. You've got to get him off Twitch. They lost in the first round. You've got to get him off Twitch. He's won an NBA final. He won a championship. He should not have gone on Twitch the day after the game. It does seem... I don't know.

59:33He's a very outspoken individual, and I respect his opinions. I kind of see where he's coming from, but yeah. No, no, no. The narrative spinners and you guys that are just kind of twisting words out. No, no. This isn't a you guys thing. It's not great. It's not great optics. but I can see where he's coming from.

59:50Hank:Favorite year? Favorite year seems like some pretty pointed language. He lost in the first round. Yeah. But he grew. And the team grew. He developed. That's the thing. He's like, he actually, the Celtics were better this year. He got to watch. When we get Biz, Yans, or Witt on again, please, Zach, remind me. Maybe you can ask him. Ask him what you'd do if you lost a game seven and your teammate went on. That's a really good hockey NBA debate. Zach, you got this? I can do that, yeah. Okay, all right, great. Great. All right, so who's back is just that we have to drive tomorrow? LA. The city of Los Angeles.

1:00:28Everyone buy tickets. Yeah. Buy tickets. Buy tickets. We're going to be inside of you. We're going to be buying tuxes. We're going to be doing live shows. We're going to be doing it all. We're going to be buying tuxes. Buying tuxes? Yeah. I will not be wearing a tux. No. What? You don't remember his story from Thursday. Hank needs a tux. It's your bachelor party. Hank lost his tux.

1:00:46Hank:I'm fucked up. Hank lost his tux By the way we're going to tell a few stories from the bachelor party With Jerry and Dante coming up And the Delente brothers But we have some stories we're not going to tell on the pod At the live show so please come to the pod At the live show Good job Hank Alright PFT I'll get to the punchline of the who's back But I'm going to tell a story that will eventually get to my who's back of the week So we're on the plane ride over here And you know Hank and I were Chumming it up Hank was drinking the champagne I also had some sympathy champagne. Yeah, for you. I didn't want to let you drink alone.

1:01:20Hank:That would be sad behavior. Some guy sneezed on Max 75 times. Yeah, Max was getting sneezed on, getting iced out, still ripping. So we're hanging out on the plane. Hank and I are just chopping it up, having a good time because Hank and I are really good friends. And he's looking at my phone as I'm scrolling through some stuff. And I was like, oh, this is interesting because we're waiting. I think we're on the tarmac for what, like about an hour to take off. so uh there's a story saying that um the war in iran is over that we declared that the war in iran was over on friday i was like oh that's good news and so i showed it to hank and hanks the first thing that he said was does that mean live's back so i was wearing a live hat so live is my who's back of the week i think live golf might be back because the war's over but i was pumped because like i don't like war but hank was really excited because he's like i might get to watch phil mickelson play golf for like 30 seconds on a friday night at some point in the next couple months i just pointed in my head and i was like i didn't know why you were you kind of like showed it to me like oh look at the news it's good news to share isn't you were trying to spread a message i'm like oh must be you hate talking to the mic where i'm live this is good but yeah so so live golf might be back yeah love it because i and i do actually believe the theory that like they had to adjust all their funding because they were having to spend way more money that they had planned on uh to repair shit that was getting blown up yeah so but hank good luck yeah you might be back you might be back also who's back in the week is poop my pants because maybe i pooped my pants a little bit today yeah no pft was struggling no i no confirmed i did my pants he turned to me he's like i'm gonna shit my pants and then well and then and then at the halfway house he was like i'm going to the bathroom here's uh here's what happened because yeah it might have been a delante here's what happened max did you use the bathroom at the halfway house this is an insane accusation well that seems that also the way you just reacted yeah you didn't say very guilty yeah you didn't say Who else said these pictures are laughable?

1:03:31Pictures?

1:03:31Hank:Yeah. Pictures. It's media commentators that are maligning you right now, Max. You haven't said no. I pissed. Okay. Get out of your ass? No, I pissed out of my penis. Somebody clogged the bathroom at the halfway house. I'm getting drunker as the show is going on, by the way. You're not sober enough. It's like, really? I could use one more, by the way, for the buying. So somebody clogged the toilet at the halfway house, and I needed to go really bad, and it was the only stall that they had, and I just couldn't go because it was like, this is just going to overflow. This is going to be bad news.

1:04:08Hank:So I just let them know, hey, somebody clogged their toilet. I thought maybe it might have been Max. Yeah, no, he blamed you, Max. It had the – Back shaming? No, it had the – I haven't eaten it all this week. It smelled like a Dallent. Why's that?

1:04:24Hank:So, yeah, the bottom line is I had to hold it in for a few holes. And then as I was holding it in, there was a little leak. And then that's when I ended up losing my match against Hank. I look back at my scorecard and that four-hole span, I think I went double, triple, triple, double. And then I got to use the bathroom, and then I went par, bogey, bogey, bogey. So pooping your pants is back. Yeah. Okay. My who's back of the week is Chicks. because Golden Tempo wins the Kentucky Derby incredible race and the first ever woman trainer to win the Kentucky Derby. Sherry DeVoe, so congrats to her. Awesome race.

1:05:05I love that. Lost every single race all day Saturday. Shout out our guy Jack McCarthy, scumbag. He didn't win a single one. No, not only didn't win a single one, but he goes, I got a guy, let's all bet together because this will be fun. And then he just disappeared. And I bet all his picks, and they all sucked. Scumbag. Agreed. I did the same thing. Yeah. But it was awesome Kentucky Derby. It was a great. And shot Fanta. What a fucking performance. Fanta was great. Fanta looks skinny. Yeah, he does look good. He looks great. And Dave's horse, Lovely Gray, I know didn't win on the Oaks, but it was awesome.

1:05:36That was incredible. Like, surreal that Mike Tirico was like, and here's Lovely Gray owned by Dave Portnoy. I think that Fanta's hat was awesome.

1:05:43Hank:Yeah. Fanta's hat game was very, very strong. He put that shit on. He had that shit on. He put that shit on. And then also maybe the most important story coming out of the Derby was the commentary from a man named Charles Nicky Smokes on Twitter. Bro, if that horse can come back from dead last and win the Derby, I can put meat on anything. Beautiful. It's a beautiful statement by Nicky Smokes. Does he want to fuck the horse? I think he wants to fuck. Do you watch a horse? No, he wants to put meat on anything, though. Really? Anything would be anything. You could say that a jockey, their job is putting meat on a horse.

1:06:21Hank:Yeah, that's true. Meat on meat. He wants to go meat on meat? No, that's Nick's book's thing. He says meat on meat. Yeah, meat on meat. So watching that horse, he was just like, fuck, that makes me so horny. Also, shout out, we have picked the five AWLs who submitted their chapters. They will be in the book. Pre-order now. Amazon, Barnes & Noble. Shout out Randy. Should I say their full names? Yeah, I'll say it because they're going to be published authors. Randy Short, Charlie Barchett, Zane Chapman, Marina Doggett, Brett Goodrich. Shout out to those people. Congrats, guys. I think Brett might be the one who I believe – I think I found the literally first ever AWL, so that was pretty cool.

1:07:03It might not be Brett, but we found that person. Zach, your Who's Back finishes off before we get to Jerry and Dante the Don. My Who's Back this week is going to be People Who Road Trip because it was an insanely bad week for people who fly. anybody see we got major airlines just shutting down hundreds of thousands of people just stuck yeah Jerry's my last spirit flight yeah it's dead no I think absolutely they just pulled the plug and left everybody hanging yeah Jerry flight spirit he's crazy

1:07:28Hank:he did tell a story about one time he surprised Rebecca Romaine Stamos with a plane ticket oh sorry Rebecca Romaine O 'Connell with a plane ticket and it was that was fucked up that was fucked up BFD she's gonna be on a live show yeah well the ticket the ticket was on Spirit Airlines and she was like, Jerry, I'm a supermodel. I did say, yeah. I should have said that. I should have said that. I should have said that. I'm sorry. Jerry's not going to listen. Can you bleep out the word Stamos? Can we do that? You said Stamos like a fucking asshole.

1:08:06Hank:Max may fight you. I regret saying it. I'm ready for the Delante's Brothers duo to come. Finish off your who's back. so we can get to it well uh we had roughly 17 000 people woke up got a got a vacation and then they just never got to bail out bailouts could be dead okay so we got we got to find other ways to travel maybe road trips it was always road trips yeah we're road tripping tomorrow yep can't wait in the drive desert drives gonna be so sick it's gonna be so sick my car is gonna listen to queens in the stone age if anyone wants to drive with me hell yeah she's gonna be doing that you need a sign i don't know what that is you need to suck you're gonna be sleeping the entire drive you're We're going to be – Security Mike is going to be transporting a dead body with you in the car.

1:08:47You're going to literally lay down and then you're going to be like, oh, we're in L.A. Bachelor party. Yeah, I know. He might – maybe we should roll you up in a rug before we get you in the car. Bachelor party. Bachelor party. All right. Good job, Zach. Let's get to Jerry O 'Connell and Dante the Don and then we'll finish up the show with the Vellante brothers. Wild show.

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1:10:55Okay, we now welcome on two very, very, very, very, very, very special guests. One recurring guests our best friend jerry o 'connell and one first timer dante the don yeah yeah a little recap we call this this segment hammer don hammer don uh we we have both of them because they're best friends now man i don't know i i actually expected this to happen but it's beautiful yeah you both are just two eccentric souls that would find each other And I got to say, too, Dante, being on this trip, I've never been around someone who just every experience he has is the most unreal experience in his life. And it's so, like, infectious.

1:11:39Like, this fear on Friday night, he was like, this is unreal. Dinner on Saturday, like, the little piece of, like, cannoli, caviar cannoli, he's like, this is the best thing I've ever had. It's just, it's awesome. It's awesome being around you, Dante. Dante, I want to say a couple things about you. because I'm, you know, I'm an actor. I've been around some real famous people. I mean, like, as famous as it gets. Tom Cruise, I've been around the most famous. Like, name it, I've been around them. I met Sharon Stone. I've met famous people. John Stamos. John Stamos. I've been around real magnetic people.

1:12:23Harvey Weinstein. you know i've met him and he has a presence positive presence he did he but it was a presence i have met p diddy and yeah there was something about him i mean bad things it turns out oh no but things yeah but dante i have never been around someone as magnetic as you i want to tell you last night, Dante, we went to, tell me if I can't say these things. No, you can't. We went to an exotic dancer establishment. A cabaret of sorts. Yes. Not just you and me. Well, no, but Dante, I did sit next to you because I wanted to feed off the light that you...

1:13:11Hank:True. True. First of all, Dante, and it doesn't matter. Yeah, I've been in exotic dancer places. I've been in strip clubs. I'm cool. but I never really know how to act. Like you never really know what to do. I'm sorry. I know you guys are cool. And like, you can walk. No, I agree with what we do. But it's always like, Oh man, I see boobies. They're naked. And they're coming up and talking to me and coming to talk to me. And I got to say, Dante, you know how to act in these establishments. And you sat down and you got a wad of bills. And I did the same thing. I went to the cage and I got the wad of bills, but Dante tell me if I shouldn't say this but immediately two employees of the exotic dancer establishment came to you they just saw you boom one sat on this leg the other sat on this leg of you okay and one of the young ladies said to you if I do an accent is that no no go for it let's ask we have a what type of accent we have a PR person from Wynn You could do an accent.

1:14:21Well, you won't know what accent. Let's pretend she was Iraqi. Cuban. So one of the young exotic dancers came up and went to Dante and went, hello. Hello. How are you? That's a good nondescript. We don't know where that's from. Dante went, hey, how you doing? And then the other young lady, and I was watching because I want to learn from you, Dante. And I was watching. This is terrible. The other young lady goes, oh, I like, and I think she said, I like your hair or something. And she touched your hair. And you went, hey, I'm not talking to you. And she went, I'm sorry. And then you turned to the young lady that first you started talking to.

1:15:02And you went, hey. And she went, hello. What is your name? And the other young lady said, yes, what is your name? And you went, hey, hey, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to this young lady. and Dante immediately everyone respected you in that place immediately I even respected you I think I was asked you twice like can I get you something to drink oh no you're just not not only that we went to a nightclub afterwards you guys went to Tiesto yes thank God you're switching gears I gotta shout out amazing nightclub here in the wind as well XS spelled the letter X and then the letter S XS I think that's a play on words you know um we walked past it and i went oh look there's excess and dante was like it's a play on words it's excess excess things are excess are you are you things in excess are you slipping into big don but um but we went to a nightclub and dante you immediately got us and by the way i'm famous man i was in the secret dare to dream like i'm hitting things you got us basically in Tiesto's, which by the way I'm sorry Mr.

1:16:16Tiesto they just hit play, they make believe they're doing Oh no No Tiesto is not actually playing, it's not like he's up there with a saxophone doing like He's just hitting a button and then going like this and then someone else is hitting the smoke like and everyone's like it's incredible, look at him go and Dante did say you did lean over to me and like Dante's so cool first of all I'm only wearing suits wherever I go because you dress in suits everywhere you stole the absolute show everywhere we went I had a shiny suit if you could see it if you follow us on socials but like

1:16:55Hank:shiny's not really cutting it it was a suit from the international mail and it was a it was a mesh blue top right and then like sequined coat and matching slacks yeah yeah you were also sparkling After we watched game seven, he was like, I got to go change. I look ridiculous. I think he was just fishing for compliments because we all were like, no, you're fine. And then he stayed in it the whole night. Dude, I thought you were just like peacocking. But maybe you were. But the strip club, every girl was commenting on it, feeling your match. It's also they're looking to give them$100. But then we went to Omnia.

1:17:34I could have been wearing a Wawa shirt. And they would have been like, Wawa, yes, I love this. No, but then we went to Omnia and like Trevor, the GM, shout out, nicest guy ever, walked in. He was starstruck when he saw you and he was like, dude, that's an amazing suit. And then the girls in the section, everybody was calling him that thing all night. So I want to say something. We go to this section. Tiesto's going like this. He's playing on an iPad. Not really playing it. Sorry. He's like puts a straw in his mouth and is standing there. And I'm in the section. Again, I'm famous. I'm standing next to Dante.

1:18:09immediately Dante you can back me up on this two and I'm married I'm in a relationship everybody knows that about me supermodel look it up um two young women come up to us and I'm about to be like hey listen I'm just I know I'm in a shiny suit but like store's closed but they walk right up to Dante and I was like oh Dante must know these ladies from spring break from Barstool spring break they walk right up to him and I just see them go like hey how are you who are you and Dante has like a straw in his mouth and he goes, I'm watching Tiesto. I'm watching Tiesto. Dante, how, what's the secret? How do you do it, man?

1:18:51That's a good question. Good question. How do you do it? Good question. Good question. I don't think I'm really there 100%, so I think it's just like. Detach it. Detach yourself. Always a little bit confused. Yeah. yeah there was a moment yesterday when we were watching game seven and max is like i gotta be honest i'm fucking hammered right now and dante just goes really

1:19:18you seemed completely normal and you were like um how many beers did you say that i counted and by the way max you have the most incredible stamina you had about 20 twisted tees during that game. You tweet up. You tweet up. You were fine. Honestly, I would have, and this is illegal, and I realize we have win PR here. Love the win. That excess club. The whole place is great. But I would have let you drive me in a car. I would have been like, you drive me. You seem the best here. Your ability to handle alcohol is like nothing I've ever seen. Yeah, I was in the throes of it yesterday. I'm in the throes of it right now.

1:20:03so we're still battling. We're continuing to battle right now. We also had a dinner on Saturday night. Shout out to Wynn for that. And Dante, the line of the dinner was, well, Zach gave a speech and it was a good speech. Dante was like, that was the greatest speech I've ever heard. And that was like another one of those Dantes where it's like, I just love being around this guy. Objectively, it was unbelievable. He got up there and just right off the top of his head, it was like you rehearsed it it was so good Dante did a speech that didn't mention Max until PFT was like hey dude we're here for Max

1:20:41Hank:I was trying to put the guardrails up I let him he had to get his personal vendettas out of the way as any good speech goes attacking people and then it was just gently like hey Dante remember it's Max's bachelor party do you have anything nice to say about Max and then he delivered on it you landed the plane well Dante Thank you. Thank you. To be fair, my brother also did a speech and only talked about the Sixers. Yeah, that's true. That's true. He did a full bachelor party speech being like, I love the Sixers. That was great. But Dante's, my favorite moment was when Dante, just matter of factly said, listen, I know Scientology, they're kind of crazy, but they're also kind of right these days.

1:21:24We were like, what? Oh, I do want to apologize to you, Dante. Like, we were becoming friends. We were really bonding. I also really bonded with Chef Donnie this weekend. Great guy. But Dante, when we started getting closer and closer, I did say to you at some point, I was like, man, Dante, I'm sorry, but I kind of think Epstein killed himself. Yeah, Dante was mad. And Dante was like, oh, I think you said you thought I was intelligent. No, I said you're way too smart to believe something that dumb.

1:22:01Hank:This is why you guys are perfect together. No, not a troll. This is where maybe the Diddy Illuminati stuff. Yeah. You don't remember. He's an Hollywood guy. Yeah. He's an industry plant. That was my favorite joke of the night was when you were talking about being younger and coming up in Hollywood. And I genuinely asked. You were talking about messed up child stars. And I was like, how did you avoid all that shit and the predators and all that? And you were explaining. And then Dan chimed in and goes, well, you were fat, too. He was fat. He was fat. Yeah, it wasn't that funny.

1:22:46I didn't think it was that. Yeah, I mean, it was. I said funnier things to you this weekend. It was good. Maybe. It was good. You were fat, though.

1:22:55Hank:You were very fat. Also, at Tiesto at like 3 a.m., I was like, hey, Dante, I got to go. That's it. And like I was – Dante was alone at this point. And usually a friend would go, don't fucking leave me, man. Come on. Just hang out. And I was like, oh, God. I'll get a Red Bull. But Dante took a straw and went, yeah, it's cool, man. I'm good. Go. Go. You're the most interesting man in the world. I knew reinforcements were coming in. Donnie and Security Mike showed up. The girls we met the night before came out. We had a great time. Dante do you want to do you want to speak on the how the trip started off because you you you basically shit on all of us after Friday night we went sphere John Summit you were mad that we left I told you I was going to John Summit for 15 minutes I know you did and I went for 15 minutes and then I was like I've never felt more out of place I looked at PFT I was like you want to get out of here he's like yes oh yeah so and John Summit's incredible like he's an unbelievable we've had him on the show he's great dude unbelievable music just not you know you got to know when you're 41 years old you know okay i shouldn't be here but you you then shit on us to nicky smokes you shit on us in on twitter and then it comes out that you basically spilled like an entire ocean of cocktails on john summit and all the girls behind him it was two shots not an ocean of cocktails uh yes i regret terribly uh it's not that big of a deal Nicky and tweeting those things out I was on another planet what were you mad about I wasn't I wasn't really that mad I mean I was kind of mad that he wanted us to go down to I don't know if he did he did because I looked at one of your text messages when you pull up your phone and it you were like I'm texting with his manager and the text was just hey yeah we have a table for you just come to the front of the club.

1:24:47So you saw where she walked me. He was going to give you a shout out and shout out Max's batch party. But he didn't want to do that. No, he didn't want us up there. He did not want that. He doesn't want fat old dudes up at the front.

1:25:08Fat old dudes. It's not nice, you know? we're talking about ourselves yeah but he didn't want us we're we're we're like absolute we get up there and he loses all his coolness factor almost immediately with us there it was like 30 girls and you like we have a video where it's like a sea of girls and then you just like party dancing right behind you weren't gonna stay up there and stand up there he was like gonna like say what's up no he didn't he didn't know way he wanted that i came down and jet his manager was like where is everybody i was like they want to stay up there and she was like this is a first uh but overall dante we're so happy you came it was such a great weekend i i just want to say also i've been a part of a lot of bachelor parties typically everybody chips in There's a kitty.

1:26:07Somebody is managing all the money. Big Captain PFT. And Hank. And Hank. You guys are so generous. Big time. I've never witnessed generosity like the three of you in my male adult life at bachelor parties. Amen. It's crazy. All cover charges, green seas. It's wild. You guys are really, really generous. I've never seen anything like it. for our boy Max. We love Max. Max is the easy guy to love. We wanted to have a good time and not have anyone think about because it is when you come to Vegas if you have to think about like oh man that's expensive that's expensive it dampers the mood. Netflix theater May 5th or YouTube theater May 5th.

1:26:51Hank:Nice recovery. Okay good job. That was a great job. Everyone buy tickets. You know what else was great about this weekend? I made two new friends. When I go to Philly now I can hang out with Max's brothers. Yeah that was cool. That was another one. Yeah, Dante met Max's brothers for about 20 seconds and then came up to me and he's like, those guys are the coolest guys ever. They're unreal. Great. Just Italian. Italian is really all that. There's a lot of Italian energy in this bachelor party this weekend. And it was funny. Typically, Mr. Bing Bong has to come out when, well, the Knicks weren't playing, but when the Celtics are playing, Mr.

1:27:26Bing Bong has to come out. But the Delentes had it all covered. Yeah. Just sort of had to, you know, when you're doing improv, You let somebody go crazy if they're in the Delentes took center stage. Is Mr. Bing Bong going to come out for Max? You know what's funny about the Sixers winning? I was thinking about it and congratulations, brothers Delente. But I'm going to tell Hank, I woke up this morning and I'm sort of like Coach Missoula. I don't know if you saw. We went out to that exotic dancer club right afterwards. But Coach Mazzula in his press conference said something about feeling empty when he won and feeling empty when he lost.

1:28:04And the world is filled with emptiness. Something insane like that. He said like after they won the championship, he had the same empty feeling that he has right now. Right. That's weird. Yeah. I'm not a psychiatrist, but winning feels better. It's just my take. I mean, I'm allowed to have that take. But I was kind of depressed that the Celtics – like I don't know what to do with my life now.

1:28:34Hank:Yeah, the Hank versus Jerry rivalry is a great one. You're the dog that chased a car and you finally caught it. Are you playing in the playoffs to win the championship or to beat the Celtics? What are we talking about? I will say this, and I don't mean this as a slight to all the brothers to Alente that are here, but as a Knicks fan, memes, you can help me out here. I'm actually thinking OKC or San Antonio now. I'm not even thinking about the Sixers. Yeah, the Knicks fans I've talked to are very confident. I'm not thinking about the Sixers. I'm not thinking about the Raptors, whoever has won. The game is going on currently as we tape this.

1:29:09But I'm sorry, Delente brothers. I'm thinking about OKC at this point. That's great. That has nothing to me.

1:29:18Hank:Dante, do you have any comment about the Celtics? You were here, you were providing backup for Hank. You guys were just brothers in arms. It meant a lot to you. Disappointing Game 7. What's your comment on the state of the Celtics? Two things. One, it was awesome thinking back on how that game went yesterday. Just such a roller coaster. But being able to be a part of the stream looking in, it was one of the funniest fucking things ever. every time your brother Nick would get excited and say something and Max would just lose it. For my brothers they... For him celebrating too soon. They haven't been part of like the streaming game and like the content game so they started to say shit that would come back to bite us in the ass if I were to say those things.

1:30:10So there's a lot of times that in the fourth quarter... A lot of Magic Johnson talk too. Yes. Magic Johnson. Jalen Brown is a good player Every time he scored, the Delonte brothers would be like, listen, we know he's a good player. Like he's going to score. Good play. He's a good player.

1:30:28Hank:I thought that was being very gracious during the game too, because he would repeatedly just every commercial break, stand up and just remind everybody that this has been a really good game. It was a good game. We actually did a round of applause in the room for the game. That's what I mean. It was like a perfect game seven. It lived up to the hype. It was great. when it got down when the Celts cut it to one you guys were very nervous what what I mean I would call it perfect I mean yeah they lost but yeah besides that it was just a great game besides that how was at least you were awake for it we were worried that that wasn't gonna happen yeah I took a nap I mean I there was never a doubt I was missing that game I took you know we had a late night took a little nap before the game never done recharge ready to go but there's no way in the world the Celtics deserve to win that game the way they played.

1:31:16They had open looks. They easily could have won that game. They could have won that game. The Sixers... Pritchard missing that open three. They fought. They had it close in the fourth quarter. Yeah. They just completely took over. It's not like the Celtics lost that game. The Sixers... I don't know if they won.

1:31:39Hank:Has it crossed anybody else's mind that maybe Max is the new Hank? Well, Hank just loses everything. I'm sure we've already talked about it to start this show, and we don't need to talk about it now. But we haven't talked about it yet. No, but we did talk about it. We already talked about it. We're preemptively talking about, retroactively talking about it. We're doing the show out of order because Jerry's got a flight. And Jerry, thank you very much for one, attending. Two, you pushed back your flights. Yeah. It's awesome that you're here. Dude, you have a legit a great time. Not just saying that because you're here.

1:32:13Do you have any thoughts about any teams post-draft?

1:32:22Any teams post-draft? Fantasy. AFC East. Why don't we get into that? Push your flight back. Actually, I have a list here. No, I'm sorry. I don't have a poem or anything. That's like a rollback poem. No, the poem will be at the live show. Buy tickets. I have a YouTube theater I have a poem for the live show in at the YouTube theater in Inglewood, California that's pretty much the raunchiest nastiest poem I've ever it's about as bad as it gets it's about as nasty as it gets it's nasty to be a nasty boy I want to warn when publicity team that's here you may not want to witness this YouTube theater a part of my take thing because there's going to be a poem that's nasty.

1:33:14What's the future for Jerry and Dante? Have you guys exchanged numbers? Yeah. Exchange numbers. How annoying is it that he's still Android? He's going to text you all the time. He prefaced giving me his number with, sorry, I'm an Android guy. If that offends you, you don't have to take my number. I don't want to offend Dante. All right. Yeah, I don't know. First of all, I'm not kidding. I almost feel like Steve Carell in – what was that movie? Crazy Stupid Love. I'm definitely changing my wardrobe after hanging out with you, Dante. I'm buying suits and I'm chewing plastic straws in every establishment.

1:33:50I love that. I noticed you also stare at something in the distance like something's happening. You like lower your head. I mean you're just Dante. He's Dante. He's the dawn. You're very observant. I didn't realize. I thought we were just having fun hanging out. you're like studying me it's weird that's what he does yeah Dante what did you think about fish at the sphere it's pretty awesome unreal best show I've that's the fourth show I've seen there that's the best one it was a lot of fun it was so fun and sitting next to Russillo was great because I had no clue what an expert he was on them yeah he was like explaining to me the what was the book happiness yeah yeah he was explaining that whole game henged yeah the whole story i was like mind blown and they're a great band honestly music was great do they play instruments or do they just push a button and go well they did so john fishman the the uh the drummer who's very very talented they're all extremely talented but he like back in the 90s he used to play the vacuum fairly often now he does it like once a year that he brought out the vacuum that blew dante's mind was free he was like what the hell is going on bro i thought it was a vocoder at first and then i was like that's the weirdest thing i've ever seen just played it like an instrument it was nuts that was crazy the guitarist anastasia was unbelievable obviously but i was so impressed with the pianist.

1:35:22He was sick, dude. Yeah, they're all incredible. He was so good. Yeah. Yeah, I loved it. I was happy you guys had a good time because I think for most of the people in the suite, it was first Fist show.

1:35:34Hank:Yeah. So it feels like everyone had a great time. Dante, as a Vegas veteran, I think we can call you that now, right? You're doing a residency. You're Elvis right now. You're Mr. Vegas. Yeah. I know I need to get out of here. Give me like, if anybody out there is like a new visitor to Vegas, they've never been there Vegas Virgin and they want your tips like what are the four big tips that you would have anybody to have a great time in Las Vegas it's a very very good question very very good question thank you you gotta book some really good dinners ahead of time because this is such a great cuisine city you can get the best of anything here but you got to make sure you don't just show up and try to walk in so but good reservations um say see a show like we saw absinthe last week with the spring break crew and they had no idea like nikki smokes thought we were bringing him to a drag show and they they left and they were like that was the best thing like kelly to be fair if like women are wearing clothes.

1:36:45Hank:Yeah. Smokes would be like, what is this a fucking drag show? With the tits. Well, like Kelly Keegs sees Broadway shows once a week. And she was like, that's like one of the best theater shows I've ever seen. So, and that's like a dime a dozen. They have a million different shows here. So the entertainment is amazing. If you can go to the sphere, I would say, do whatever it takes. Even if you aren't a fan of the music or the band, or I saw Wizard of Oz there and it was one of the coolest experiences um it's there's just nothing else like it nothing in the world i think it's one of the coolest things you can do being alive in 2026 is experience i forgot too very funny dante was on one on friday night and the the best part about staying at the wind is you can just walk you don't have to leave the wind basically to get to the sphere you just walk down this long hallway little footbridge that they open you're right in the sphere walking out of the sphere we were we were walking down the hallway there was a maybe seven-year-old with a seahawks hat on and dante walks up into his face he just goes boo comes down boo 12th man boo and then we're like dante what the fuck dude he's like shouldn't be out this late shouldn't be hot this late

1:38:04I was on one. I'm sorry. Booing a seven-year-old out of nowhere. His mom was just like, what is going on right now? He kind of smiled, though. He kind of got it. He did. He got trashed off. He was a football guy. He was a football guy. Yeah, exactly. PFT and I gambled together at a blackjack table. We did really well. Yeah. I pulled out. You didn't know this, but at tables, you can pull out the cheat card that says where you should hit and split and all that stuff.

1:38:29Hank:Jerry is the book. He's got the card in front of him at all times. You're allowed to put it next to you? Oh, you do that? Yeah, I didn't know that either. He's got the card right there. Right there. And he points at it every time. He's such a narc, man. He's like, okay, six versus four. I'm going to stay. We're all staying. Well, I also put it out there so that people at the table understand I'm playing pure blackjack. Yeah, you're a purist. If you have a 16 and a dealer is showing a seven, you're going to get that. You've got to go. You've got to go. You gotta go. A lot of people go, oh, I'm not sure.

1:39:02Oh, well, the card says 17. The card right here says you're supposed to hit. Yeah. I like that. I do, too. That's a smart move. So that's really why I do it. That's a good tip.

1:39:13Hank:Good Vegas tip. But we did well. We did really well, Jerry. Great casino here at the Wynn. Really, really well. What's the club called? The club? XTS. XTS. And the play is Awakening? Awakening. Awakening. yeah we didn't go see that show but we should book shows uh in advance but if we were going to see a show they looked happy coming out of that theater they were like what a show one other cool guy move that dante does uh at the exotic dancer store uh that we went to last night at the cabaret the gentleman's lounge um jerry and i were sitting next to dante which wait pfd i gotta just say memes was he saw that it was a cabaret and he was pissed he was like what the fuck does that mean I was like I think we're going to be okay he's like they're not going to have their tits out it's a cabaret I was like it's alright dude so Jerry and I were sitting next to Dante and the cool guy move that Dante does when he's stage side is he takes his ones out and he makes like Lincoln Log origami out of his ones and he stacks them up into a structure in front of him on the table it looks like a Jenga yeah he makes Jenga building Legos?

1:40:24Hank:Yes, he has Legos of$1 bills. At one point you had like 14 of them that were stacked on top of each other and then it was like mobs to a flame. Did you see Dante? They're like, oh, that's interesting. Well, not only is it interesting, it's like a structure that draws the exotic dancers' attention. I have my stack and I'm like, one, two, three, four. But Dante, you're like doing origami, like making something and like their eyes just like boom come to it and then they're there doing like that's the most amazing thing to take those heels like right when you're not like sometimes i was like staring at dante and then like one of them would just be like oh sorry sorry please look at me why don't you make me a tower of money I have a tower of dollars, please.

1:41:19That's a pro move, Dante.

1:41:21Hank:Where'd you start doing that? I don't know. Where'd you start doing that? Did you invent that? I don't think so. Dante's Tower of Money. We should probably get a license on that. Dante's Inferno. It's so funny. No one taught me how to properly. Dante, you actually taught me how to properly go into an exotic dancer establishment. Cabaret. I'll be chained. By the way, next bachelor party I go to, there'll be some people there. We go to an exotic dancer establishment. I'm going to be like, hey, everybody, come, follow me. Boom. Making a Jenga thing. Everyone's going to be like, who is this Jerry guy?

1:41:59Who is this guy? Just chewing a straw, staring at the distance, staring at something. I'm not talking to her. I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to her.

1:42:10Hank:I mean it definitely got everybody like the girls when Dante was like I'm not talking to you they want to talk to him even more oh yeah and there was a turf war last night too oh yeah there was a turf war around PFT I've never seen yeah it's so funny we've seen television shows and movies where exotic dancers argue with each other and sometimes they're action scenes you know

1:42:35you know, we want to empower everyone here, but we've seen those scenes. But with PFT, we actually almost witnessed an altercation with two exotic dancers. Do you want to say what happened?

1:42:48Hank:Well, I was sitting next to Dante and obviously, you know, he's drawing a lot of attention with the log cabin of dollar bills. And there's a girl that's near us on stage. This lady was dancing, performing some nice moves. and uh this other lady walks by to my side she comes sits down on the armrest of the chair puts her arm on me and starts talking to me the dancer that was on stage looks at her and she goes hey i'm dancing here and the lady that was next to me was like what are you talking about and the dancer was like i'm dancing i'm dancing in front of these guys right now they've got their money get the fuck away and and the lady was like i don't know what you're talking about i'm allowed to sit up with this with this man he's got money you've got money everybody has money and the dancer was like get the fuck off get go the fuck away and like they were about to start throwing punches i was like ladies there's enough for me to go around we'll be okay uh but the the dancer on stage stood her ground she was like you get the fuck off this corner that's i think that's the power of the origami tower yeah like eventually the the uh European lady that was next to me.

1:43:54Hank:Eastern. Eastern European. She moved along. And then she just was completely afraid of going anywhere near that other dancer. You did say right afterwards to this young exotic dancer, way to stand your ground. Way to stand your ground. I was like, that was really inspiring. You could have very easily folded there. And she liked Dante's money. All right. Jerry, I got one last question. Do you have a question? I just need to, this somehow became a story of me at a strip club. I at least came home at a reasonable hour, unlike some people on this trip who just returned. That's all I'm going to say.

1:44:35That's true. Not me. I just want to say. No, we left early. I was in the cabin. We left with Dan early. Yes.

1:44:42Hank:There's nobody that's on this broadcast. Yeah. No one on this broadcast. Yeah. Yeah. Not me either. Not Max either. No one on PMT. Max, why did you get up and just leave? Why did you leave? Did you guys already talk to Zach about... Yeah, we're going to talk about it. Yeah, we'll talk about it. You already talked to him. I got one last question for you. Sure. Rollback question. Yeah, yeah. RHO. A-C-K. Promo cooktake. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers. Look at this, right here. Rollback.com. You missed the shorts. You missed the shorts. Shorts. Promo cooktake. Shorts. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts.

1:45:16Robeck.com promo code take. We golfed today. I was wearing the shorts and the polo. Incredible golf stuff. Thank you. Well, you know what? We should actually, I golfed, my cart buddy was Hank. I really enjoyed golfing with you today. Yeah. Do you have a hole-by-hole breakdown? Hank's a great golfer. It's really fun to watch him. I mean, it was really funny when they came to all of us and they said, is anyone left-handed? And Hank went, I am. And I started laughing. I thought that was funny. I'm going through an identity crisis. We had a blast today, though. We had a great foursome. Great car. Yeah, it was fun.

1:45:49Oh, yeah. We weren't cart mates, but it was fun. Chef Donnie's a good golfer. It was really good. We really had a good time. I'm sorry. There's nothing more exciting to talk about there. We had a caddy.

1:46:04Hank:We can't all be Dante. When Jerry's not around Dante, he's just thinking about Dante. We all tipped our caddy, right? You did say that right before we left. Right before we were sitting there waiting to go off on the first tee, and Jerry turns to me, he's like, oh, shit, Dante's texting me. He's going to be so pissed that I'm not there. No, I wasn't. I know, but he was like, oh, no, he doesn't know that I'm golfing. He's going to be so mad. Actually, I was bummed that I wasn't. There were times when I was sitting there, and I don't know, they were on their seventh transfusion, and I was like, I should be with Dante right now.

1:46:38Dude, these Philly guys have an extra year. They haven't stopped drinking since they got here. It's running out of steam right now. I'm so impressed. That's why I left. I went to go try and make a coffee. I couldn't figure out the coffee machine. I'm so impressed. It was so funny hanging with Philly people, though, after a victory, too, because you really get a sense of like Philly fandom. And Max sort of touched on it when he said his brother was just talking about the Philly win. That's all it was. But it's just so funny. You just like go to like you'd be at a urinal with them. Like we're talking five, six hours after the game.

1:47:14Yep. And one of your brothers just turned and go, man, what a game. We never beat those games. Those games, we never win those games. We got it this time. Just what a game. You were a part of history. This is a groundbreaking game for Joel. This is it. It was. It was. Career-making game, man. Legacy talk. I got the rollback question for you. Oh, yeah. All right. So YouTube Theater, May 5th. Yeah. Everyone, please buy tickets. we still have some tickets available it's gonna be a great show celebrating 10 years apart in my take uh we have jerry o 'connell we have blake griffin we have ryan rossillo it's gonna be great uh a couple hours spending it with the awls we also have your wife what should we expect does she like us because i don't think you've told her anything i think that she's gonna show that's confirmed yeah i think she's gonna show up and be like what the fuck am i doing you um my wife has no idea of any of it this is all my wife knows okay my wife will be at i was i mean i could say trader joe's right like you don't have any like supermarket uh sponsors my wife will be a trader joe's and my my like a gentleman will come up to her and whisper I can fix your driveway and it's they make it like sexual I love AWLs it is fun walking with you guys in a group it's so funny all the AWLs and you're so nice and you wave except for that one guy yesterday who was like where are you guys going and everyone was like Dante was like go go go just go go go trust me I've been through this for spring break just go go go you're gonna try and follow us but um yeah guys come up to her and whisper like i'll fix your driveway um you know a lot of bing bongs um so what like so what does she say when that she has no idea what is happening is she gonna be mad at us i think she's good i think my wife is going to have no idea who any of you are okay all right but um we appreciate you for her She knows who Zach is.

1:49:32I did throw at her, you know, because my wife is a former, no, always a supermodel. Once a supermodel, always a supermodel. Cover her, Sports Illustrated. But my wife's an actress and playing the blue lady in the Avengers movies. What's her name? X-Men. Mystique in X-Men. Okay. You should know that. No, I know. But I'm just saying for people who maybe don't know about the X-Men, she's the blue one. listen we were at dinner last night and you said you're the fat one she's the blue one I asked her if she would wear a bikini or something just for the guys or something why no

1:50:11Hank:we need that on the record that we didn't ask for that I did hear her talking to her representation saying I think I want to cancel this and then I said that was just my idea because they just know you for that I was like, maybe just a top or something. God, then it was fun to bring Dante out and you build like a tower of money in front. That joke was funnier in my head. Just cut that part out. You haven't answered anything yet. She has no idea who any of you are. It's going to be an experiment. I don't think it's going to go over very well. My wife will probably never talk to me again. But where did you tell her you would do?

1:50:49Hank:We should play the newlywed game with you two. Oh, yeah. We can write some questions. Yeah, we'll write some questions and we'll see. Yes. We'll see how that goes. Good idea, PFT. All right, so buy tickets. Newlywed game. Where did you tell her you were coming this weekend? My wife was aware that I was coming to a bachelor party this weekend. Although my wife did say, as I was mentioning, because I came a day later, I was like, hey, I'm going. And my wife was like, where are you going? And I was like, the bachelor party I've been talking to you about for, oh, you know, it was a month. and like my wife had to make my wife made believe that my wife didn't know what i was talking about you know it didn't go over well i was a little embarrassed for the max bathing suit things at the yeah first of all i think i ordered women i think they were women's bottoms yeah because it was slightly obscene yeah i do want to european section of the pool i did i realized when pr is here and i i apologize to sarah but um they were awesome dude my like don't apologize they're Some of my stuff, I don't have a large penis.

1:51:54And like it was, some of it was even leaking out. I think I was like, I did see, I did. I actually meant to mention that. I think this is a woman's bottom. I thought it looked pretty good. But I did, I wanted to say that I should have done it privately. I did see a testicle. I did. At one point you bent over and I saw just a full testicle. So Jerry brought some and they were, they're medium.

1:52:14Hank:So I was like, I'll, I'll give it a shot. I'll put it on. So I went into the other cabana, put it on and I looked down and I, I don't have a pouch, but I had a pouch. I had an oldie. It gave me a pouch. Yeah. And I was just like, no one can ever see this. I can't put this out there. Well, I have to tell you also, I wore it under my suit last night in case there was like

1:52:39hanky stuff. And I didn't know what I was going to do. I'd like to be open to the universe, especially when we're like, we weren't streaming. Can't believe you guys didn't stream last night. That was real fun.

1:52:48Hank:Oh, shut up. Shut up. I love that whenever Jerry comes on the show, he reads the Reddit. He's just like, what does the Reddit want me to say right now? I'm going to say what they want. He has the most say, and I'll repeat that. I thought you guys could have streamed. I'm just saying. I was willing. I just want to say I was willing to stream. But when I came home after hanging out with Dante and all that stuff, it was really cut off my circulation in my groin area. Balls, yeah. It was very tight and left indentations. And it was just very tight. So that didn't go over well. That was a mistake. I think we were going to try and get those on the bar stool store, the Speedos with Max's face on them.

1:53:33But it didn't really work out. Yeah. All right, Jerry, you're the best. Dante, you're the best. By the way, Dante, if you thought he was like the craziest guy ever because he went to spring break here for an entire week. He was here for like 10 days. Then came back the next weekend. Dante is flying back to Chicago and you're competing in this competition, right? Yeah. The Barstool After Dark, everyone tune in. Tate and Lucas have it set up. There's, I think, 25 people in the Barstool office, Chicago HQ, putting their hand on a car. Golf cart. Golf cart. And whoever keeps their hand on the golf cart longest gets$30 ,000.

1:54:11That stream is going to be going live at like 2 p.m. Central time today as you're listening to this. Dante is competing in that. how are you doing that you're gonna be the first guy out right away probably but imagine if you just win it though no you might literally know you're going into that knowing you should do because you're gonna get bored bring some dollar bills start building the lincoln log dude so i was telling them earlier everyone's asking tate and lucas what they can bring and of course they're saying no they're like but you can bring dollar bills make yourself a little lincoln log for the

1:54:48Hank:have you thought about just like uh doing something either super revolting or something super annoying and just like driving people away like what if you just started farting well bro i thought about that and then i thought about the port party they're setting up like next to the thing like how fucking gross is that gonna be yeah yeah pretty gnarly um all right you guys are the best though yeah thank you so much by the way i had a lot of fun with chef donnie too you know he and i both do jujitsu if you ever want to do uh us us versus coach coach missoula Yeah. Yeah. He's got some time. He's got plenty of time on his hands now.

1:55:21Thanks, guys. All right. Love you guys. Thank you so much for being here.

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1:56:34Hank:I remember at Camp Barstool last year coming in from the hot sun, being out there playing softball all day, cracking that first ice-cold Mountain Dew of the day. It was so refreshing. Grab a do. Tasting great since 48. Okay, let's wrap up the show. We got the Delente brothers. Fresh off. They're about to board red-eye flights back to Philly. What's up, boys? How was the weekend? I mean, the weekend was unbelievable. I have to start off by saying thank you both. PFT, Big Cat. Hank. Hank. Hank. I mean. Shout out, by the way, too. Can I just say, because I should have done this earlier. Dom, my assistant he put everything together Dom is awesome I love Dom what's wrong?

1:57:24what's wrong? Oh, the mic's broken. Oh, okay. Sorry, sorry. All right, I'll do the Dom. Shout out, by the way, I should have done it earlier. Dom, who coordinated everything. Big Dom. The whole weekend. It was not easy. 15 dudes in Vegas doing like seven different activities. Incredible job by Dom. Thank you so much, Dom. And also, Max's brother thought when I think Max texted him and was like, Dom will meet you in the lobby. He thought it was going to be Big Dom. Absolutely. I don't want to say I was disappointed that it wasn't Big Dom, but I thought it was Big Dom because he was on the fringe list.

1:58:03Yeah, he was. No, it was misleading when I said that.

1:58:08Hank:But once you get to know Dom, I mean, he's a gem. Yeah. He's a great Paizan. He's a great Paizan. He's a great Paizan. Yesterday I asked Big Cat because I didn't know too much about what Dom, what his job was before he started working here. But I was like, does he have like a ton of experience, like high-level executive assistant, like Fortune 500 companies? And he's like, no, he doesn't. I was like, he's really fucking good. Yeah. And so, Dom, great job. You also, one of my favorite, there's so many funny moments, but the Delentes love Italians to a level that is borderline unhealthy. You guys think that I love Italians?

1:58:48Your brothers asked Dom his last name because Dom is very Italian. Dom said his last name and both of them are like, oh, that's nice. Oh, that's a nice last name. I believe my quote was, so your grandparents were off the boat? Yeah. You're like, that's a great follow at the end of the name.

1:59:05Hank:I'd be lying if I didn't say. I leaned into it a little bit this weekend. Absolutely. No, Nick. But wait. You only have Italian friends. Your kids' names are Italian names. Shout out Phil Shout out Joey Joey D His friends names are Congealedi D 'Angelo D 'Piano D 'Piano His only friends are Italian So you're racist against Everyone else He hates everyone who isn't Italian That's not true Shout out my wife Nicole And his wife is 100 % Italian Shout out Uncle Sal Shout out Uncle Sal Shout out Uncle Sal We had like a 75-year-old dude just rocking with us all day yesterday. He's not 75. He's not 75.

1:59:54Hank:I don't know. He's probably 68. There was a moment. There was a moment with Uncle Sal where Hank stepped over the line a little bit. It's Uncle Bud. Uncle Bud rips. During the game, Hank attacked him a little bit. I called him Uncle Sal because I feel like that. I don't know why you kept saying Uncle Sal. Uncle Sal, he ain't somebody you want to fuck with. Yeah, I know. Definitely not. He also runs every casino. He runs the city. He runs the city. Yeah. If you're looking at the Delente brothers, you might be thinking, like, is this an elaborate memes prank where he just put face smashes of Max onto two random guys?

2:00:25Hank:And no, that's where it's like they all have that exact same look. It's very – they're nice guys, but I think the Max face that we all know and love, it's a very friendly face. So the second they came in, everybody was like, oh, yeah, we feel like we're best friends with these guys already. It's like I'm talking to Max's. So yesterday was very fun. Game seven, that's why you're here right now. There was a moment with about six minutes left in the game where you guys were like, this is for the process. This is for Sam Henke. It still was the first round, guys. We were getting heavy into process.

2:01:01I started getting ahead of myself a little bit. You guys were giving the speech like it was the NBA title.

2:01:04Hank:Yeah, what does this mean for Sam Henke's legacy? I kind of blacked out a little bit because this moment we've never experienced before as a Sixers fan. Oh, no, Hank. No, he's right. No, Hank. Winning in the first round. We've been ride or die for Joel Embiid our entire lives. He was the guy. He was the guy. And when you beat the Celtics, I don't care if it's the first round, the second round, it doesn't matter. Never mind, it's 900. It does not matter. We took them down in game seven on their home court. So that needs to be celebrated. I mean, you realize there's only 15, this is the 15th time in NBA history that a team has been down 3-1 and come back and won.

2:01:54And the Sixers did it against the Celtics. Like, I've been a season ticket holder for the Sixers. I feel bad for this guy.

2:01:58Hank:He's got his hood up now because you don't want to hear this. I've seen horrible playoff losses. I was at the game that Simmons passed up the dunk. And to see that win and to see the way Joel played, I mean, it's just, it was an unbelievable. It was a special game. It was a special game. A great basketball game. Great basketball game. Can I say, you were all about the great basketball game. Jalen Brown's a good basketball player. He's a good player. He's a really good player. He's going to get his. There was a moment where PFT and I were doing the, we just kept on repeating whatever the Dalente players were saying.

2:02:33We kept on saying, Jalen Brown, good basketball player, great basketball game. And then one of you, I can't remember if it was Dan or Nick, you like looked up and you're just like, are you guys trolling us? And I was like, me and PFT? Trolling a Dalente? No way. I've been watching all these games at my house. And every time Jalen, by the way, the forearms shiver every single time. Every time. Every time. But he's a great basketball player.

2:02:58Hank:Listen, you can't take that away from him. At the end of the day, you beat a really good team led by a very, very good basketball player. Yeah. He's a good player. I give to him. You know? This is one thing I have to say. I've been working on this job for a real long time. We do a lot of these dreams. Yesterday was a very special thing because it was, you know, still content. But we did it together. You did it with your family. That's why you watch sports. We fucking did it. That's why you watch sports is to, like, be with your family and, like, celebrate together. And it was, like, a really, really awesome moment for me.

2:03:34Don't shake your head. That the two of you were here and that, like, I'm still doing my job. But the fact that I could have shared it with the two of you was awesome. And that's the thing about it. You're absolutely right. If you go back through our lives, we've watched a ton of big games together. And quite frankly, being in Philadelphia. We watched the Kawhi shot. The Kawhi shot, it was Father's Day weekend. And I remember I had to go in and I worked all night long on the Kawhi shot. It was horrible. But last night is one of those you look back and it kind of makes the Kawhi shot a little less painful.

2:04:04Yeah. There was one time in the game where I felt a little bit guilty. I bing-bonged Hank in the third quarter. I like that. I had to retract it in the moment. But now, great guys, but you bing-bonged me, and I was – I almost shocked myself when I said it. And then Double G came up to me during a break before the fourth quarter, and he's obviously not in the content game and doesn't necessarily realize how this goes. And he was like, dude, I kind of feel bad for you. I can't. And when the sisters were coming back, I was like, this is what I needed to hear. I could not wait for the Celtics. You still feel bad?

2:04:44You still feel bad? Obviously, that didn't happen. But that did give me energy. There were multiple times that I had to like, stop, stop, stop. He was like, dude, I kind of feel bad for you right now. And I was like, oh my. There were multiple times that I had to try and tell them about the content game of like, do not give him any air. Oh, yeah. I was guilty of that. I was giving him ammo. I was guilty of that from Sims halftime.

2:05:05Hank:Nick, when was the first time that you said, it's game over? I feel like it was 10 minutes left. Nick said it 10 times. But I was standing on business. I was standing on business the whole time. Come on. You were sponsoring? No, I mean, they were. You were in a fucking Delente Brothers tornado. That's a great guy. He was, and again, I want to echo Nicky's statement. Thank you so much for this weekend. And I'm looking at him. I'm like, wow, we are really all over this guy. All over him. Yeah. How many brothers you got, Hank? I have one brother. shout out Will alright well we might have to do this again with your brother yeah yeah yeah but it was great having you guys here it was a lot of fun we played PFT and I and the Delente brothers played we were a foursome today probably the worst round of golf all time I actually apologized to our caddy I was like dude I'm sorry he's a good dude we Shout out, Charlie.

2:06:09I'm not joking. I think there was six or seven holes where not one single one of our balls went in the fairway. We were saying that if we were playing a scramble, it still would have been garbage. It was ugly. We tried to switch to a scramble. We're like, what does it even matter? And we were hitting like, we all would hit him in opposite directions. So then he'd have to run back and forth. Shout out, Charles. Awesome caddy. Great. Awesome dude. But yeah, thank you guys. We appreciate you being here. It was so much fun. Thank you guys. We all love Max. 100 % class all the way everyone here Hank PFT Big Cat thank you so much for everything we had such a good time you got a message from memes and Zach for next round oh yeah and shout out Dante he's just the man let me just go to the Paizan I got a message for all Nick's fans Nick's just like let me just point out Shane's a Paizan Shane, yeah.

2:07:07Let's go. Let's go. Good man. Here's my message for all Knicks fans. I have no idea why you are so comfortable with the Sixers coming. Oh, yes. I have no idea. Yes, get into it. Joel, we ain't selling any tickets. It's not going to be Madison. It is going to be the Xfinity Center. Game three, game four, game six, baby. Let's go. And I gave Jerry my number. I said, we're going to be texting the entire series. Mr. Bean Man. Oh, he will text. Jerry texts. If Jerry has your number, he will text you forever.

2:07:40Hank:You're going to get some deep web shit. You're going to get some dark web. If a friend turned to foe very quickly. Very quickly. All right, boys. Thank you. Just one more thing real quick. This will be huge for me. Jessica, thank you so much for holding down the fort. Oh, there we go. How about you give a wife a shout out? You did already. I already shouted. Nicole, thank you so much.

2:08:05also shannon thank you for everything all right thank you boys uh zach come back we'll finish the show with you real quick all right let's do it all right thanks fellas hey guys okay let's finish the show uh zach when we were doing question time i had a question that popped in my head that i i wanted to save till the end um are you okay with me asking this question i'm comfortable with it where are your glasses great question great question my glasses are currently not on body they uh they're they got to be close geographically proximity in this city they got to be close not currently in my possession though where if you're not a guess yeah are they are they um are they currently on meat i don't know if anybody's wearing them okay i'm not sure you know what i mean i don't have like an air tag or anything on them last 24 hours last several hours been a

2:08:53Hank:little bit difficult when i lose something i like to go back and think where was the last place i I saw. Yeah. So we did go, we did go to like a gentleman's club. Gentleman's club. Yeah, cabaret. A lounge. Yeah, cabaret lounge, exotic gentleman's space. You know, it was a lot of fun. Boys were having a good time. A couple of drinks. Everybody's hanging out. I did have my glasses on when we entered that area. I did not have them on when we left. Yeah. I think they may have been taken by one of the dancers. So one of the dancers has your glasses. I guess a little bit behind, like, I guess this would be like Inside info for other guys who don't have 20-20 If it's Respectfully, if it's tits and face You can't go glasses on You gotta go glasses off Right Which all guys who have stigmatism understand Right, yeah It's kind of like we're disability shaming Right No one took the glasses off of your face You took them off yourself I took them off, set them aside To get your face into some tits Our friends at the Gentleman's Club they might have threw him on for a little bit that was kind of fun and then I didn't leave with him do you think maybe there's a future in rec specs for titty clubs I thought they fog up yeah probably good point I have a question Big Cat yeah did you I have to figure out how I'm going to ask this question did you experience anything with Zach at the Gentleman's Club I thought we were talking glasses.

2:10:26Hank:Yeah, we're talking glasses. Yeah. We might have to address that at the live show. All right, we'll address that at the live show. Never mind. All I'll say is that Zach and I both got lap dances at the same time, and I just kept on checking in on him, and he just kept on saying, having a great time, sir. Everybody's having a good time. That's all I wanted. That's all I wanted. Zach, you're good? He's like, having a great time, sir. Exotic Maze Club. As he's slapping ass of the stripper 50 feet from him. The talk Mids Club Cabaret was fun. Yeah, we had a good time. Zach, I heard that as you were leaving the establishment, you went up to the front desk area, and you asked if they'd seen your glasses, and the guy behind the counter was like, you have to stop asking us if we found your glasses.

2:11:10Hank:How many times did you ask? Look, I put on a search party, you know? Glasses got to come home. Yeah, they do. But you, yeah, I think it might be the first ever guy who's gone up to ask if a strip club cabaret, has a lost and found multiple times funny enough there was a guy in front of me in line at the lost and found this morning well other guys you went back this morning well i called i got a card last night me and the nice woman she helped me look we had double flashlights out we're searching professional yeah high beams on and then they're like hey man we don't have maybe call back in the morning you know we're real busy a lot of stuff going on maybe they're here so i called them up and i i described my glasses to her the woman on the other end of the phone she's like well yeah we have them right here they just come get them and i was like oh we're in we're back 2020 get there other do some other guy's glasses oh you should have taken them no they were way different i would try them on not in time so you you you were there was a moment last night in the strip club where you guys both flashlights on phones on your hands and knees looking for your glasses you couldn't even see yeah you couldn't really see you know with the stripper yeah it's good I was kind of distracted respectfully but yeah tough um Zach how bad is your eyesight without the glasses not not the worst it's not enjoyable like going through daily tasks you know hold up some fingers I got I got contacts I'm contacts up right now oh you have contacts I do but I didn't label you don't left this week this is week one of contact so it's like it's 45 minutes put them in 45 taking them out like and i thought one fell out earlier so i put a sec i put one in my left eye but i haven't been able to stop blinking i think i might have double loaded the left which just can't be good so i'm where i'm legitimately worried oh that's the best guy we got you're the fucking best but i think i'm gonna get my glasses back there's still a world boys i believe yep so i believe as well i believe as well let's do numbers yeah let's do numbers great show boys we'll have what are you showing me?

2:13:10Oh, you have the lottery ball. Yeah, all right. Go ahead. I will go 15. 77. Let's go 76. I actually don't want to get this. I'll go 64. Okay. 16. Great. Anyone? Great show. Great show, Hank. Great passion party, Max. I'm going to go get more drunk.

2:13:37Hank:All right. Love you guys. Also, happy birthday to Nathan Peterman, Rory, Meatball Molly. It's a birthday. Happy birthday, Meatball Molly. Also, happy birthday to James Conner, Ike Taylor, and Topanga from Saved by the Bell. Okay. Nice. Nice. Happy birthday, Rory McIlroy. Love you guys. Yeah, he said that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, memes. Sorry, memes. Love you guys.

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