

A critique of Meta’s $18B (up to) settlement with 52 US state attorneys general over alleged harm to teens from Instagram/Facebook, arguing it was “historic” in headlines but limited in practice and structured to protect Meta’s core business (short-form feeds, messaging, and targeted ads). It also contrasts the avoided courtroom reckoning with an upcoming Hollywood dramatization.
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The settlement mostly mandates settings Meta already planned (e.g., teen time limits, sleep mode, muted notifications, default privacy), while carving out Instagram/Messenger DMs and exempting long-form media (22+ minutes). Meta’s payment is largely amortized and contingent on rivals (TikTok/YouTube/Snap) adopting similar rules. The real issue—harm and profit from the same algorithmic attention system—remains unresolved.
Internal studies like the “Beef Survey” (harm in prior week), “Project Mercury” (account deactivation reduced depression/anxiety), and “Project Daisy” (hiding likes reduced social comparison). Prior state wins: New Mexico (public nuisance; $942M) and a Los Angeles personal injury verdict ($6M). Mentions Sarah Wynne-Williams memoir and Meta’s gag-order arbitration. Upcoming film: Aaron Sorkin’s The Social Reckoning.
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An overview of Meta's legal challenges and the recent settlement.
“Last week Mark Zuckerberg was expected to take the stand to explain under oath the harm his products do to children.”
Discusses the implications of the $18 billion settlement and Meta's strategy.
“The master of disguise still wore the grey hoodie he was famous for wearing at the time.”
Analysis of how Meta's legal charges impact its financials and operations.
“Inside that is 459 million to make the Cambridge Analytica claims go away, and 75 million for the state's legal fees.”
A look at Meta's internal studies revealing user mental health issues.
“trying to recover the cost of dealing with the youth mental health crisis.”
Learn about Meta's internal conversations regarding the implications of their studies on social media impact.
“Meta halted the study and told itself that the findings were distorted by the existing media narrative about the company.”
Examine the details and consequences of the 130-page settlement involving Meta and its competitors.
“Under the settlement, teenagers get a default daily limit of two hours, But turn to the definitions and you'll find that the two-hour clock doesn't apply to everything.”
Learn how state prosecutors leveraged litigation against tech giants for better regulation.
“There is no federal child safety law coming anytime soon.”
Discover how Meta strategically settled legal disputes to manage its risks and reputation.
“The most expensive thing on a balance sheet is sometimes not the fine itself, but the uncertainty around how big the fine could be.”
Understand how Meta employs surveillance and gag orders to control narratives.
“ads at teenagers based on their emotional state.”
Explore the cultural implications of tech regulation as portrayed in media.
“While the entire legal system focuses on teenagers who spend about an hour a day on Instagram, the actual champion screen owners are pensioners.”

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1:35Mark would have had to find a real job. The trial lasted just over a week. Adam Mosseri, the head of Instagram, gave evidence and some embarrassing internal emails were read out loud. And then, right before Zuckerberg was due to take the stand, the whole thing went away. Meta announced in a press release that it had settled with a coalition of 52 attorneys general across various US states and territories for up to$18 billion. The press had been calling this big text tobacco moment, Silicon Valley finally brought to heel, children safe from the infinite scroll, an unprecedented punishment handed down to a reckless corporate giant.
2:22Wall Street, on hearing that Meta had been dealt this devastating blow, responded by sending the shares up 1.1 % by the close of trading that day. Investors looked at the$18 billion penalty and understood that Meta had done something rather clever. Now, if you like dramas about tech billionaires being held to account, Sony Pictures is shortly releasing a film called The Social Reckoning. It comes out this October and is written by Aaron Sorkin as a follow-up to his 2010 film The Social Network. Hold that thought for a moment though, we'll come back to Hollywood soon. The real reckoning went a bit differently.
3:03Some of you will remember that Mark Zuckerberg once came up with the scheme of wearing an inch of white sunscreen while on holiday to avoid being photographed by the press, looking like a disturbing mime at a children's birthday party, the sort of booking that gets discussed in the WhatsApp group for weeks afterwards. The master of disguise still wore the grey hoodie he was famous for wearing at the time. He was recognised immediately, it's not really clear which half of his plan he had the most faith in. This is the same man who then spent tens of billions of dollars trying to persuade the world to abandon their legs and live inside a cartoon space station.
3:46He has now completed his latest transformation. I don't mean the gold chain look either. Mark Zuckerberg is no longer a mere social media monopolist and aspiring virtual landlord. He is now America's leading child safety reformer. And the 52 attorneys general, elected officials who set out to punish a tech giant appear to have accidentally signed on as Meta's outsourced regulatory sales team, retained on a 10-year installment plan to go and force Meta's own product settings onto its competitors. In fairness, the states did get something out of Meta. The firm agreed to daily time limits for teenaged users, sleep mode defaults overnight, muted notifications during school hours, an independent auditor with access to Meta's own data and restrictions on beauty filters and light counts for younger users.
4:45These are real changes and some of them are good ones. So Meta agreed to pay up to$18 billion and everyone went home describing it as historic. And it is historic right up until you divide it by 10. This episode is brought to you by Indeed. You're ready to level up your business, but the pressure to find the right person to make that happen is intense. Indeed Sponsored Jobs can help carry the load. It boosts your job post to help it reach quality talent fast. Cut through the chaos with Indeed Sponsored Jobs. Get a$75 sponsored job credit at indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply.
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6:19This isn't the press failing at arithmetic. The issue is that everyone is counting up different parts of the same deal. The core settlement is 16.7 billion. Inside that is 459 million to make the Cambridge Analytica claims go away, and 75 million for the state's legal fees. Then, Ken Paxton, the Attorney General of Texas, negotiated his own separate billion dollar deal, presumably so as not to be left out. Add it all up and you get to around 18. But 18 billion is not the number that matters most. The numbers that matter are 10 billion, 1.2 billion and two days. Start with the 10. Meta told investors that it will book a legal charge of about$10 billion in the third quarter to account for the settlement.
7:14When people hear a company is taking a$10 billion charge, they picture Zuckerberg backing up a Brinks truck full of cash. But that's not what actually happens. For one thing, I'm not really sure that he can drive. Under accrual accounting, businesses recognize the present value of the whole liability as an expense straight away. It hits this quarter's reported earnings, but the actual cash leaves slowly, in this case over 10 years. On top of that, because it's a one-off charge, investors mentally set it aside anyway. It's a known cost and it's in the past. And not all of it leaves. About$12.2 billion is unconditional, meaning that it has to be paid no matter what.
8:02The other 5 billion or so gets paid if TikTok and YouTube sign similar deals and write comparable checks. If they refuse, Meta gets to keep the 5 billion. This is the only fine that I can think of where the guilty party gets a 30 % discount if other people misbehave. So, the guaranteed cash works out to around$1.2 billion a year. To see how meaningful that cost is to Meta, we don't even need to look at its$200 billion annual revenues. We can simply compare a legal cost to a legal cost. In the second quarter of 2026 alone, Meta spent over$2 billion handling its ongoing legal challenges. So the historic industry shattering penalty comes to an annual cash flow that's less than half of what Meta already spends on lawyers every three months.
9:01The punishment costs less than the defense. If you'd rather measure it against profit, Meta made$18.8 billion in operating income last quarter. The annual payment is less than a tenth of that. Or measured in time. Meta takes in about$550 million a day, so a yearly payment is a little over two days of revenue. The legal system spent three years building this case, gathered thousands of internal documents, threatened a trillion-dollar penalty, and settled at the rate of one long weekend a year. For scale, Meta is reportedly in talks to rent out its spare data center capacity to a competitor, Anthropic, for around$5 billion a year.
9:51So, Meta stands to make more money as a part-time landlord to a rival than it will pay annually for the state of teenage mental health. The rent on the spare room is basically bigger than the fine. Priorities, as ever, are revealed rather than stated. The price was never the problem. To understand why Meta was so desperate to write that check, we have to look at what came out in court during the one week the trial was allowed to run. Meta was willing to sign this deal because its legal position was falling apart. Earlier in the year, the state of New Mexico took Meta to trial and won on claims of deceptive trade practices.
10:37The judge in Santa Fe declared Meta's platforms a public nuisance, comparing them to a factory spewing pollution into the communities downstream, and he ordered the company to pay$942 million in penalties and abatement funds. A few weeks later in Los Angeles, a jury handed down the first personal injury verdict against Meta and Google, awarding$6 million to a 20-year-old woman who had suffered severe depression and body dysmorphia after becoming addicted to the platforms as a child. I should be clear that the$18 billion settlement doesn't make that problem go away. Meta, Google, TikTok and Snap still face more than 3 ,000 personal injury lawsuits from families across the United States, plus around 1 ,300 brought by public school districts trying to recover the cost of dealing with the youth mental health crisis.
11:40None of those are resolved by this agreement. In the Oakland trial, Mehta's main defense was that it had already put sufficient guardrails in place to protect teenagers. That fell apart in the first week. A former employee testified in court that his own 14-year-old daughter had been treated as prey on Instagram. Another testified that an early safety tool Mehta built to help teenagers manage their screen time was ignored by 99 % of teenaged users. The guardrails existed, Meta's own data showed almost nobody ever reached them. The real danger for Meta was the discovery process which forced thousands of pages of internal research into the public record.
12:30A review assembled by the NYU psychologist Jonathan Haidt and his colleague Zach Rausch gathered 35 of Meta's own internal studies into user mental health. In 2021, Meta ran a study called the Bad Experience and Encounters Framework Survey, the Beef Survey, overseen by a former engineering director who had returned to the company after his own daughter was harassed on the app. The study sampled roughly 237 ,000 users and found that more than half of them had experienced some kind of harm in just the previous seven days. Among users aged 13 to 15, 13 % reported receiving unwanted sexual advances every week, mostly from adult strangers through direct messages.
13:24In testimony before the US Senate, it, the researcher said that Instagram hosts the largest-scale sexual harassment of teenagers ever to have occurred. In 2019, Meta ran a study called Project Mercury in partnership with Nielsen. This was a randomized experiment, the kind of study that can actually establish cause and effect. Users were randomly assigned to deactivate their Facebook and Instagram accounts for one week. The ones who stopped reported lower levels of depression, anxiety, loneliness and social comparison. In the internal discussion about whether to publish the results, one employee asked if the results are bad and we don't publish and they leak, is it going to look like tobacco companies doing research and knowing cigs were bad and then keeping that info to themselves.
14:22Meta halted the study and told itself that the findings were distorted by the existing media narrative about the company. It says today that the study was an early pilot stopped because its method was flawed. The results stayed buried until November 2025 when they were unsealed as part of the school district's litigation. Meta also ran Project Daisy, which tested whether hiding public like counts would reduce social comparison. The researchers found that removing visible likes did reduce it, particularly for teenage girls. Public like counts stayed on by default because removing them cut engagement and advertising revenue by about 1%.
15:10You can clearly see how much these guys care about their users. The internal chats show how Meta's own staff describe the platforms. In one message, a researcher wrote, IG is a drug, we're basically pushers. We're causing reward deficit disorder because people are binging on Instagram so much they can't feel reward anymore. The same researcher noted that Instagram's head, Adam Massari, freaked out when the role of dopamine in teenage usage came up in a meeting. Then there was the testimony of Sarah Wynne-Williams, Meta's former director of global public policy. She told the Senate that Meta targeted 13 to 17-year-old children with advertising based on their emotional state.
16:02Apparently, the company's systems could identify when a teenager was feeling down, worthless or insecure, for instance, right after deleting a selfie, and that advertisers could then reach that teenager with ads for beauty products or weight loss plans at the moment they felt worst. Meta denies this. Through all of it, Mark Zuckerberg's defence, delivered to Congress under oath, has been that the science linking social media to teenage mental health shows only correlation, not causation. His own researchers had told him otherwise. One of them wrote to Nick Clegg, Metta's head of global policy, that the Nielsen study does show causal impact on social comparison.
16:52Metta ran the experiment, got the answer and then told Congress the answer didn't exist. The problem for the state attorneys general was never that Meta lacked safety features, the problem was that the harm and the profit came from the same place, keeping teenagers glued to a phone for as long as possible with an algorithmic feed so that they can be shown targeted ads. Which brings us to the 130 page settlement and what the states actually got in exchange for making the trial go away. If you actually read the 130-page consent document, which very few of the people celebrating it seem to have done, you will find something a little bit different.
17:38The states didn't invent a new set of safety standards. They took the product settings Meta had already announced for itself in September 2024, stamped a court order on the front, and declared that they had tamed Silicon Valley. The 60-minute nudges, the sleep mode between 10pm and 7am, the default private accounts for minors, these were already Meta's own voluntary choices. The attorneys general, acting as Meta's outsource sales team, simply secured a contract making those settings mandatory, mostly for everyone else. The interesting part about any settlement is never the headline restriction, It's the carve-out.
18:23If you want to know who had their hands on the pen while a 130-page document was being drafted, you don't look at what it bans. You look at what it exempts. This episode is brought to you by Indeed. You're ready to level up your business, but the pressure to find the right person to make that happen is intense. Indeed Sponsored Jobs can help carry the load. It boosts your job post to help it reach quality talent fast. Cut through the chaos with Indeed Sponsored Jobs Get a$75 sponsored job credit at indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Hiring now? Then this is a job for Indeed Sponsored Jobs.
19:04Fall has never looked or tasted this good. Sweet Greens Fall Harvest Menu is back with seasonal favorites dressed to impress and made to be devoured. warm roasted sweet potatoes, crisp apples, maple glazed Brussels, and crave-worthy flavors in the autumn harvest bowl, maple glazed salmon plate, and roasted bacon Brussels side. The season's most desirable menu has returned to Sweetgreen, featuring fall's best dressed. Make your move. Order on the Sweetgreen app. Under the settlement, teenagers get a default daily limit of two hours, But turn to the definitions and you'll find that the two-hour clock doesn't apply to everything.
19:46In fact, it doesn't apply to a great deal. First, the cap does not count time spent messaging. On Instagram and Messenger, direct messages are carved out of the clock. The definition of what's regulated specifically excludes the messaging features. And WhatsApp, Meta's dedicated messaging platform, isn't covered by the agreement at all. This is convenient because messaging is where a huge share of teenage time on Meta's platforms actually happens. If two teenagers spend four hours arguing over Instagram DMs about who said what at lunchtime, that counts as zero minutes against a two-hour daily limit.
20:30Second, the settlement exempts time spent in settings. So if a teenager spends 40 minutes exploring the app's safety menu, that time is free. The safety feature generously exempts the time you spend reading about the safety feature. And then we get to my favorite clause in the entire document. Under it, the daily cap does not apply to long-form content. and long-form content is defined with real legal precision as any video or audio with a duration of at least 22 minutes. 22 minutes is a very specific number. It's not 15 minutes. It's not half an hour. It's 22 minutes. Now, I wouldn't dream of suggesting that anyone in the room was thinking about particular competitors when they drew that line, but it is a striking coincidence that the median video on TikTok is well under a minute, while the core product on YouTube routinely clears 22.
21:33A standard that exempts video over 22 minutes and exempts direct messaging is a standard drawn with a ruler around YouTube's format and meta's messaging, while landing squarely on TikTok's front lawn. TikTok is a pure play short form feed. There is no long form video library and no messaging business to hide the minutes in. The entire product is the thing being capped. Now, obviously, as a man who has never in his life made a video shorter than 22 minutes, I am delighted to watch my TikTok competitors vanish. I don't want to have to compete with people who can't even work out how to clip on a lapel mic.
22:18What the settlement actually penalizes is the algorithmic short-form feed and the cosmetic face-altering filters, which is precisely what TikTok is, and precisely what Meta bolted onto Instagram as reels to stop TikTok eating its lunch. So, the court order hits Meta's defensive copy of its rival and leaves Meta's core strengths alone. And then we come to the price of admission. The deal only becomes universal if the named rivals TikTok, YouTube, and Snap adopt the same product rules, and the profitable ones write comparable checks. Meta is holding back roughly 5 billion of its own settlement until they do.
23:06For Google, writing a multi-billion dollar check to settle state claims is just another Tuesday. For ByteDance, it's painful but survivable. And then there's Snap. Snap was named by several attorneys general as one of the companies that needs to join this framework. In the second quarter of 2026, Snap reported revenue of$1.6 billion and an operating loss of$164 million. It has struggled for years to string together consistent profitability. Here's the wrinkle though. Snap is not actually been asked to write a check. The money only falls on the companies profitable enough to clear a threshold written into the deal, and Snap, which loses money most quarters, doesn't clear it.
23:56So Snap owes nothing, it just has to comply. And that is its own kind of problem. Snap is named in the document so it is bound by the same product rules as everyone else The caps, the defaults, the engineering work to build all of it. Those rules cost real money to implement, whatever your revenue. The settlement's answer to the smallest, weakest company in the room is to bind its product and skip its wallet, because there isn't much in the wallet to reach for. A safety standard that the giants can absorb and a loss-making rival has to scramble to meet is still a barrier to entry. Snap has to comply and isn't even worth billing.
24:39To make sure that nobody missed the point, Meta took out full-page advertisements in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal and the Washington Post, publicly urging TikTok and YouTube to join. We cannot do it alone, the ad said, and nothing quite captures the spirit of corporate altruism like spending a fortune on newspaper ads to demand that your competitors raise their own compliance costs. Meta's outsourced sales team had secured an excellent contract for their client. The only catch was that the client had agreed to a ratchet. The ratchet works like this. You already know the money is contingent.
25:22Meta only hands over the last$5 billion if TikTok and YouTube write comparable checks. But it isn't only the money. The product rules move too. Meta has agreed to tighten its own two-hour daily limit for teenagers down to one hour, but only if TikTok, YouTube, and Snap all adopt the one-hour limit too. If they don't, Meta stays at two. So, Meta wrote the rulebook, handed it to 52 state prosecutors and said, go make our rival sign this or you don't get the rest of the money and we won't tighten our own app. And this is the strange part because the tightening needs all three. Snap, the company too small to owe a single dollar, can block the whole thing by just refusing.
26:15Meta basically built a settlement where its weakest rival holds a veto over how strict Meta's own app has to be. Now, I want to be completely fair to the attorneys general here, because to understand why they agreed to this, you have to look at the strongest argument in Meta's favour. And in public health terms, Meta's argument about its competitors is correct. Unilateral disarmament in the attention economy just doesn't work. If Meta capped Instagram at one hour while TikTok stayed uncapped, teenagers wouldn't go outside or read a book, they just stop using Instagram and move to TikTok. Nobody's mental health improves, no sleep is restored, and the only thing that changed is that Meta has legally mandated the surrender of its own market share.
27:08In a market where teenagers move fluidly between a dozen apps, cross-platform coordination is the only mechanism that could work. And, from the state side, you have to look at the system that they are actually operating in. The alternative to this settlement was not a better settlement or a tough new federal law, the alternative was probably nothing. Realistically, no court and no set of elected officials was ever going to hand down a penalty that crippled one of America's most valuable companies. The trillion dollar figure was always theoretical. Everyone in that courtroom knew the real number would be one that Meta could pay and survive.
27:52The United States Congress has spent the last decade proving that it can't pass meaningful legislation on this subject. There is no federal child safety law coming anytime soon. America has decided to regulate a trillion dollar industry with 52 state prosecutors and a judge, – mostly because that was the best it could organize. In that vacuum, these prosecutors used the only tool they had – litigation – to force a tech giant to accept audited binding product changes. Today, 52 adversarial attorneys general who do this for a living and who had met a losing in court looked at the options and decided that taking what they could get now beat waiting a decade for an appeal that might end in nothing.
28:45The attorneys general weren't fooled. They could see that the money was trivial to these firms. So they spent their leverage on the thing that was actually worth having, a supervised audited set of rules that the platforms couldn't easily drop. Some of the product changes they secured would have been almost impossible to get through a divided legislature. But, while the states were buying a regulatory apparatus, Meta was buying something else. The company had a very specific and very expensive reason for wanting this problem off the board as fast as possible. What Meta bought was predictability.
29:27The most expensive thing on a balance sheet is sometimes not the fine itself, but the uncertainty around how big the fine could be. Meta was heading into 2027 with a trial calendar stretching out years into the future, a CEO due to testify under oath about emails he'd personally sent and a damages number that ran into trillions. Investors can't price a company with a trillion dollar coin toss hanging over it and uncertainty just lowers the stock price. Meta took a messy, open-ended legal disaster and turned it into a fixed, amortized line item smaller than its existing legal budget. For Meta, that's a good trade.
30:15And while it had its checkbook open, Meta did a little routine housekeeping. Tucked into the settlement was$459 million to close out the Cambridge Analytica claims. Cambridge Analytica was the 2016 scandal where a consultancy tied to the Trump campaign harvested data from 87 million Facebook users without their consent. It happened years ago and had already cost Facebook a$5 billion federal fine, but several states still had open investigations. So, Meta asked whether there were any other dusty files lying around that needed clearing. wrote a check and washed the slate clean. This points to a reflex that runs through everything Meta does.
31:06Faced with an inconvenient set of facts, its instinct is rarely to argue about whether the facts are true. Instead, it pays for their removal from the record. You can see the same reflex in the case of Sarah Wynne Williams. She was Meta's Director of Global Public Policy from 2011 to 2017, and last year she published a best-selling memoir called Careless People, describing, among other things, how the company targeted ads at teenagers based on their emotional state. Metta didn't sue her for libel, which would have meant proving in open court that what she wrote was untrue. Instead, it took her to private arbitration claiming that she had broken a non-disparagement clause in her severance agreement.
31:56It won an emergency gag order barring her and her lawyers from criticizing the company with a penalty of$50 ,000 each time she did. Mehta's response is that she is using the courts to sell books and that an arbitrator already found she broke the agreement that she signed. According to her lawsuit, Mehta then sent representatives to her public appearances to record what she said, watching for any breach of the gag order it could take back to the arbitrator. There was nothing to catch the filing claims, Meta even objected to her attending an arts and literary festival in the UK where she sat on a panel and stayed silent because the other panelists were criticizing the company.
32:45Her lawyers argue the point was never really to catch a breach, it was to remind her that she was always being watched. So, a company accused of intrusive surveillance defended its reputation by surveilling an author to make sure that she kept quiet. And she did. The tell is the same, whether it's an ex-employee's memoir or 52 state attorneys general. Metta's answer is procedural. Don't rebut the claim, settle it. Gag it, pay the fee, and make sure the underlying machinery is never examined in public. Which brings us back to Hollywood and the thought I asked you to hold at the start. Because while Meta can buy closure from 52 state prosecutors and enforce gag orders in private arbitration, it seems that it can't silence Sony Pictures.
33:39This October Aaron Sorkin's new film, The Social Reckoning, arrives in cinemas. It dramatizes the Facebook files, the whistleblower disclosures, and the very internal research Meta fought so hard to keep out of the courtroom. The reckoning was supposed to happen in a federal court in California, where Metta's conduct could be tested against evidence and established as fact. Instead, it was packaged into an accounting reserve and settled before the chief executive had to answer a single question. The courtroom drama got bought off, which means the public will have to watch it in a cinema instead.
34:20The debate is over. While the entire legal system focuses on teenagers who spend about an hour a day on Instagram, the actual champion screen owners are pensioners. According to The Economist, older generations now spend more than half their waking hours looking at screens, a wild west of algorithmic feeds, AI hoaxes and online scammers, – usually with a live credit card attached to their iPad. The paper's own point is that this mostly doesn't matter. Pensioners have already formed their real-life relationships and an adult is entitled to waste an afternoon however they like. But it does leave you with a certain asymmetry.
35:07Nobody has filed a$1.4 trillion lawsuit on behalf of Grandad. There is no Aaron Sorkin film about Grandad. The heaviest screen users in this country are the one group that nobody is proposing to protect, partially because an adult is allowed to waste his own time in a way that a child isn't, and partially because misleading the elderly is, if anything, more useful to certain people than protecting them. They are the ones with the credit cards and they are the ones who vote. So, back to the teenagers and the historic settlement that was supposed to save them. Did anyone actually fix the product?
35:48As we covered, the attorneys general probably got the best deal they could in a system incapable of passing a federal law. But the result isn't a cleaned up internet. It's a settlement designed to avoid ever finding out whether the product harms kids. The algorithm keeps running, the targeted ads keep flowing, the internal research stays internal and no court ever rules on any of it. Meta is now placing its next enormous bet,$145 billion a year on artificial intelligence and paying$1.2 billion a year to make sure that nobody looks too closely at the business funding it. The reckoning arrived, it cost two days of revenue, and it came with a clause saying that Meta admits nothing.
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37:25We'll see you next time.
Last month Meta agreed to pay up to $18 billion dollars to settle claims that it knowingly harmed teenagers — a number the press immediately called Big Tech's "tobacco moment." Wall Street responded by sending the stock up.In this video I read the actual 130-page consent judgment so that you don't have to, and work out what Meta really bought for its money. It turns out the headline figure is worth about two days of revenue, the "new" safety rules are mostly settings Meta had already written for itself, and the fine print lands rather more heavily on TikTok than on Meta. We'll also get into why the attorneys general took the deal, what Meta was actually paying to make disappear, and why the real reckoning might end up happening in a cinema rather than a courtroom.Meta's Internal Research Website: https://metasinternalresearch.org/
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