In short
The panel argues Harry and Meghan’s Australia tour is a “royal-style” PR cash grab that damages the monarchy, especially amid King Charles’ major US trip and the monarchy’s current scandals and scrutiny. They discuss alleged past remarks (“can’t believe I’m not getting paid”), security costs, and public backlash in Australia (including a petition to deny tax-funded protection). They compare the tour to a “renegade rival royal family,” claim Meghan copies Diana’s playbook, and cite examples like a Children’s Hospital visit, serving homeless women, and a Netflix-related private party incident. They also debate whether titles should be stripped, pointing to Prince Andrew as precedent.
Guests
Maureen Callaghan (Australia host of The Nerve; voice of Australia). Katie Nicholl (royal editor). Joe Elvin (historian/author). Tessa Dunlop (US-based defender/commentator). Grant Harrell (former butler to King Charles). Danica DiGiorgio (Sky News Australia). Josh Duhamel (actor; film Preschool).
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOCritique of Harry and Meghan's Actions
0:46 to 3:17
Analysis of Harry and Meghan's perceived grifter behavior during their Australian tour.
“This was the whole point of the Sandringham Summit.”
Discussion on Royal Titles and Accountability
3:18 to 5:53
Exploring the implications of stripping royal titles from Harry and Meghan.
“I have heard from people who have tried to sign up to Meghan's girls retreat, which is coming up the weekend after this one.”
Impact of Harry and Meghan on Public Sentiment
5:54 to 9:15
How Harry and Meghan's actions affect their image and the monarchy's reputation.
“I'm not comparing Harry and Meghan to Andrew having been friends with a known pedophile.”
Australian Reception of Harry and Meghan
9:16 to 12:18
A look at how Australians perceive Harry and Meghan's current visit compared to past visits.
“AND THAT IS WHY THE ACTIONS OF HARRY AND MEGHAN ELICIT SUCH REVULSION IN AMERICA BECAUSE OF OUR GREAT AFFECTION FOR BRITAIN AND THE ROYALS.”
Debate on the Royal Family's Future
12:19 to 14:00
Participants discuss the sustainability of Harry and Meghan's rivalry with the royal family.
“Sure, the crowds are going to come out when they're doing their walkabouts here and there.”
Debating the Royal Family's Reputation
14:00 to 16:40
Explore opinions on Harry and Meghan's impact on the monarchy's reputation.
“In a cringe when he was placing Harry alongside Andrew?”
The Dynamics of Public Perception
16:40 to 19:40
Discuss the contrasting views on the royal family's actions and public perception.
“Katie, look, Tessa, God bless her, always defends the indefensible of these two.”
Critiquing Harry and Meghan's Actions
19:40 to 22:40
Analyze the implications of Harry and Meghan's recent actions on their royal status.
“The racism allegations never reappeared.”
The Business of Royal Tours
22:40 to 25:40
Examine the financial motives behind Harry and Meghan's royal tours.
“as opposed to the Duke and Duchess of...”
Future of the Monarchy
25:40 to 28:00
Speculate on the challenges the monarchy faces from younger generations and media.
“Little did we know that Fergie and Andrew were silently detonating the royal brand because they were so desperate for more cash.”
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Royal Family Dynamics and Harry & Meghan's Impact
28:00 to 29:19
Discusses the implications of Harry and Meghan's actions on the royal family and public perception.
“and they kind of had to make some concessions.”
Public Sentiment Towards Harry and Meghan's Tour
29:20 to 30:38
Explores how Australians feel about the potentially royal visit of William and Kate in contrast to Harry and Meghan.
“They have had their opportunity to make their money, millions through Netflix, through Spare, through everything else.”
Harry's Public Image and Meghan's Persona
30:39 to 33:00
Analyzes Harry's self-reflection and Meghan's lifestyle juxtaposed with their royal past.
“You said that, you know, maybe Harry regrets this.”
Royal Family Crisis and Potential Reconciliation
33:01 to 35:07
Delves into the complexities of reconciliation within the royal family, focusing on Charles and Harry's relationship.
“OK, we are in the middle of a cost-of-living crisis and a fuel crisis here right now, and we are supposed to fork out money for these two on a quasi-royal tour when they are no longer working royals.”
Hollywood Perspectives on Politics
42:00 to 42:32
Explore the responsibility of celebrities in political discussions.
“Here's the thing, Pierce, just because you have a platform doesn't mean you get to preach down to people.”
Josh Duhamel's Film 'Preschool'
42:32 to 43:36
Learn about Josh's new film and its relatable themes.
“Because, listen, I respect the other side's views.”
Navigating London: Tips and Insights
43:36 to 44:47
Discover Josh's favorite spots and experiences in London.
“And so I got very lucky with some really, really talented cast and crew.”
Football Passion and Arsenal
44:47 to 46:09
Delve into the excitement of football culture and fandom.
“Yeah, yeah, I think that, you know, anytime you can connect with nature like that, even in London, you know, big cities need these spaces, too.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00This is the scene of the original crime in which Meghan Markle, very early on in their marriage, she and Harry went on their Australia tour and she reportedly said, I cannot believe I'm not getting paid for this. They're using Australia as a cash cow. They are grifters. That is why they're here.
0:17Piers Morgan:These two carried on trashing the royals and the monarchy throughout the death of two of the great figures of the monarchy. They were no longer suckling on the nipple that was the sovereign brand. You can't unroyal Harry, born a prince, once a prince and was a prince. They've just literally unroyaled Andrew. There's one common thing that they both do, and that is damage to the monarchy. I think it's very damaging. I mean, it looks just like a royal tour. This is exactly what you said you didn't want to be a part of. This might be another watershed moment where something has to happen. This was the whole point of the Sandringham Summit.
0:49You can't have your cake and eat it.
0:52Piers Morgan:It's no secret that the British monarchy is in the fight of its life. for the late Queen, its global figurehead for 70 years, is gone. The monarch is still battling cancer. There's relentless global scrutiny on the institution's historic sins. And scandal surrounding the former Prince Andrew has tied the global brand to paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Little wonder that King Charles' estate visit to the US in a couple of weeks is being billed as make or break. And little wonder why Harry and Meghan chose now for their latest cosplaying sham royal tour. We'll get the verdict from Australia where the egos have landed.
1:23Piers Morgan:And I have an exclusive announcement coming up about how uncensored we'll be covering this momentous existential time for the royal family, an all-star panel. Standing by, but here to set the scene, is Maureen Callaghan, voice of Australia and host of The Nerve. Maureen, how are you? I'm well, Piers. I'm so happy to be back with you for this incredibly important conversation. There's a lot of damage being done. So let's talk about the damage. I mean, look, from where I sit, what you have is an extraordinary situation where two people who have caused intense damage to the reputation of the royal family and the institution of the monarchy are now running a kind of renegade rival royal family, engaging in rival tools and going to places like Australia.
2:09Piers Morgan:And that can only be ultimately more damaging for the actual royal family. Agreed. And we're watching these two do exactly what they said they didn't want to do. This is why they left the royal family, correct? This is the scene of the original crime in which Meghan Markle, I believe it was very early on in their marriage, she and Harry went on their Australia tour, their inaugural, and she reportedly said, I cannot believe I'm not getting paid for this. This is also the site of her allegedly reportedly throwing a very hot cup of tea on a senior aide in a moment of grave displeasure. They are now back there.
2:54This is what I truly love. They're there because they can't get work anywhere else. Netflix has dumped them. Spotify and Lemonada have dumped Meghan. The coffers have dried up. They are in Australia where I am told reliably by many Australian audience members of the nerve, they are not wanted. There is a petition that is up to at least 45 ,000 signatures demanding that the Australian government spend not one iota of their tax money protecting these two. I have heard from people who have tried to sign up to Meghan's girls retreat, which is coming up the weekend after this one. And you're made to fill out a form in which you must disclose THEY ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THE PEOPLE.
3:38THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO PAY TO GO. I HAD ONE WOMAN WRITE TO ME AND SAY I HAD TO PUT MY AGE IN. MY AGE IS 63. I KNEW THAT MINUTE I WOULD BE DECLINED. THERE ARE STILL TICKETS AVAILABLE. THEY CAN'T SELL OUT THIS. IT'S A 300 PERSON VENUE. SHE CAN'T SELL OUT 300 SEATS.
3:57Piers Morgan:WHAT SHOULD BE DONE ABOUT THEM, DO YOU THINK, FROM YOUR YOUR PERSPECTIVE? I 'VE BEEN BANGING THIS DRUM FOR QUITE SOME TIME ON THE NERVE WITH YOU, WITH PEOPLE LIKE LADY COLIN CAMPBELL. THE TITLES NEED TO BE STRIPPED. IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. AND I DON'T, FROM EVERYTHING I'M TOLD, WILLIAM IS ALL FOR JUST CUTTING THE CORD, CUTTING THEM out and it's Charles who is the soft touch who is very, very reluctant to do so. But we now have precedent with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, who was Prince Andrew, who is the king's brother. He's had everything stripped and to date he's not been convicted of any crime. He certainly hasn't been out there attacking the royal family, attacking the monarchy on a global stage.
4:47Piers Morgan:His offence, the reason he's had all his titles removed was because he basically lied about a friendship with a convicted paedophile. You know, it's very easy, I would argue, to construct an argument. Once you set a precedent for removing titles from people that bring dishonour to the royal family and the monarchy, well, why wouldn't you do the same to Harry and Meghan? Let them go and be what the Spotify executive called them, a pair of effing grifters. If they want to go and make a ton of money, you know, out of being Harry and Meghan, fine. BUT TO DO IT UNDER THE GUISE OF TITLES BESTOWED BY THE ROYAL FAMILY AND MONARCHY WHICH THEY HAVE SPENT YEARS TRASHING, I THINK IS UNACCEPTABLE.
5:28I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE. AND, YOU KNOW, ANDREW, I WOULD ARGUE, SHOULD HAVE HAD HIS TITLES STRIPPED LONG AGO. IT WASN'T JUST THAT HE WAS FRIENDS WITH A PEDOPHILE. IT WAS THAT HE WAS REPORTEDLY ALLEGEDLY ENGAGED IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH GIRLS WHO HAD BEEN TRAFFICED who were made to have sex with Andrew against their will. Fergie is now persona non grata. The last I heard, she's in the Middle East. You know, this is the trajectory. I'm not comparing Harry and Meghan to Andrew having been friends with a known pedophile. But what they are doing is absolutely pretending to be royals, executing royal duties on a royal tour.
6:10The visit to the Children's Hospital, highly publicized. That's Megan ripping something right out of Diana's playbook, serving homeless women the other day, wearing Diana's twenty six thousand dollar Cartier watch, wearing a Christian Dior tailored suit. the recording that we got out of it wasn't Megan giving to these homeless women. What we saw, at least in my algorithm, was a homeless woman off cam because we cannot have the dispossessed next to one Megan Markle befouling her frame saying to Megan, oh, you look like a supermodel. You're so beautiful. You know, it's all about the servicing of this ego that is boundless, that has, it will never, ever be filled.
7:00And in the United States, what we saw most recently before these two decamped to Australia, my sources tell me that Meghan invited herself to a private party hosted by Netflix, attended by Ted Sarandos, head of Netflix, and his wife. It was an event for Carrie Mulligan, the esteemed British actress, The dress code was black and white. Carrie was the only one who was going to be dressed in a very specific colour green. And what did Meghan do? Sharp elbowed her way in, wearing the same colour gown as the guest of honour.
7:38Piers Morgan:Shocking. Maureen, final question. The king of my country and his queen are coming to the United States, they're spending four days there. King Charles will address Congress. they're going to go to New York I'm going to be there actually when they're there it's going to be a big deal there's only been one other monarch has gone to address Congress in history and that was his mother Queen Elizabeth in the early 90s what is the reaction what's the mood about King Charles and Queen Camilla the mood in America is we have great sympathy for Charles especially given his health struggles but there is a hunger here for the generational change, the youth and glamour, the discipline and rigour that William and Catherine represent.
8:29So I think Charles and Camilla will be received very warmly, with open arms, yet I think that it really... We are coming to the point where there is a hunger on both sides of the Atlantic for a change.
8:46Piers Morgan:And there's no sentiment, as we approach the 250th anniversary INVITED TO THE ANALYSARY OF YOUR INDEPENDENCE IN AMERICA THAT YOU MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE AND YOU WOULD LIKE TO INVITE US TO COME BACK AND RULE YOU AGAIN? AS KING GEORGE SANG IN HAMILTON, THIS IS THE BREAKUP YOU 'LL REGRET. YES. YOU 'LL BE COMING BACK TO ME. YEAH, NO. IT'S QUITE REMARKABLE, ISN'T IT? IN HUMAN HISTORY IT'S THE BLINK OF AN EYE, YOU KNOW? AND I THINK IT'S A GREAT RELATIONSHIP THAT IS DEEPLY VALUED. AND THAT IS WHY THE ACTIONS OF HARRY AND MEGHAN ELICIT SUCH REVULSION IN AMERICA BECAUSE OF OUR GREAT AFFECTION FOR BRITAIN AND THE ROYALS.
9:27Piers Morgan:IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR MAD KING GEORGE, IT COULD HAVE HAD KING PIERCE. NO? WOULD IT IT WERE SO, PIERCE.
9:37Piers Morgan:Maureen, great to have you back. Love your show, The Nerve. More power to your elbow. Thank you so much. I look forward to talking to you again soon. Thank you very much. Thank you. Well, today I'm joined by the Royal Editor, Katie Nicholl, Editor and Royal Commentator, Joe Elvin, Historian and Author, Tessa Dunlop, from the US, Grant Harrell, the former butler to King Charles, and from Sydney, Danica DiGiorgio, Sky News Australia. Well, let me start with you, Danica, because you've been capturing a lot of global headlines for a withering assault on the visit of our beloved Sussexes to your great country.
10:10Piers Morgan:So just summarise your view of this visit. Well, what I would say is Mr and Mrs Grifter peers have come to Australia and are using us as a cash cow, essentially, because what we have seen over the last two days is Meghan and Harry using every opportunity for a photo opportunity here, a PR op here. I mean, they love a microphone and they love a camera, don't they? The funniest part about this, Piers, you know, they say that they're just coming here as two private citizens. Well, in the last couple of hours, Meghan has been announced, would you believe, as a guest judge on the Australian version of MasterChef, as in the cooking show.
10:51Now, apparently she's going to be... Well, she's a great cook, I mean... Yeah. Well, I mean, it's extraordinary because apparently she's going to be providing mentorship and guidance. Now, I don't know about you, but what sort of mentorship and guidance can she possibly be providing? Will she be showing them how she makes her jam or her dog treats? So they're using Australia as a cash cow. They are grifters. That is why they're here.
11:14Piers Morgan:Now, the other side of this is I have seen scenes of, you know, a lot of people pleased to see them turning up, you know, happy to be with them, wanting pictures and so on and so on. So they're clearly not hated by everybody in Australia. here. You know, is there a portion of Australia that actually is well up for them coming over and enjoying it? Well, look, I think so. And as you can see, the vision here, when they did go to the Children's Hospital, they were greeted by the crowds. But this is certainly not the hundreds of thousands that lined the streets back in 2018 for their last visit, because you'll recall they were newlyweds at the time when they last came here.
11:50And we were so excited because this is when they announced that they were pregnant with Archie. So we felt honoured until we found out that Meghan actually hated the trip. Apparently she hated every second. She said, I can't believe that I'm not being paid for this. She had her sourpuss face on the entire time and said that this was the catalyst for leaving the royal family. Now, I think we're a pretty decent bunch down under, I've got to say, Piers. We're pretty tolerant, we're pretty respectful. But Meghan and Harry disrespected us. So, no, the fanfare isn't there like it was eight years ago.
12:21Sure, the crowds are going to come out when they're doing their walkabouts here and there. But, no, this is not 2008-18. It's a very different tour.
12:30Piers Morgan:I mean, you are a great country with great people until there's an Ashes series on, and then you become utterly unbearable, would be my overview of Australia. All right, let's open this up to the others. Welcome to all of you. Tessa, as the resident defender of all things indefensible for Harry and Meghan, I mean, look, I can see there's something about them which could have been a great asset to the royal family. No question. I wrote that on the day they got married. People forget this. But the Mail-On-Sunday wrote a huge piece about how great they could be for the royal family. Then it all went sour.
13:05Piers Morgan:Not going to re-litigate all those years of souring. But here you've got, to me, the absolutely intrinsic problem. You've got a rival royal family out there behaving like the actual royal family. That can't be sustainable. Your thoughts? I think you all protest a little too much, and I can smell the rat. The problem with now complaining about grifter Meghan and Harry and, oh, look, they're just a cash cow, they're milking Australia. Like, no-one's forcing Australia to buy tickets to Meghan's retreat. No-one's forcing Australians to go and welcome them on their walkabout. No, but any member of the royal family could go and do that.
13:42Piers Morgan:Yeah, right. They could all do it. But let's hold that thought. First of all, you can't unroyal Harry. Even if you brew Harry... It just unrolled Andrew. Two seconds. Yeah. By the way, Piers, that was really uncomfortable when you were sitting there, Neanderthal-style, placing Harry in the same bracket as Andrew. Why? I was cringing here, and I bet some of these two... I mean, I know they're your friends. In a cringe when he was placing Harry alongside Andrew? Hang on. You can't put them in the same... Thank you, but Piers did. Actually, you can put them in this bracket, which is I've always made it clear that Andrew's offences, to me are far more egregious than anything that Harry and Meghan have done.
14:18Piers Morgan:I've never said anything different, and I wouldn't say that now. I think the way he lied about his relationship with Epstein, the damage he's done, his refusal to give evidence under oath, it's all on a different level. However, the commonality of it is where you, through any of your actions, dishonor and disrespect the reputation of the institution of the monarchy or the royal family, then actually there is now an established mechanism with the Andrew situation to remove their titles. And a lot of British people in the polls don't agree with you, they agree with me. Right, so forgive me, as we know, the polls are often dictated by the loudest public discourse dominated by people like you.
14:59But if we're going to get into the weeds of the situation, forgive me for this, let's look at those who have insidiously, indirectly damaged the Royal Brand, who also have titles, for example, princesses Eugenie and Beatrice, happily going over to have lunch paid for by a convicted paedophile in the wake of their mummy. Adults, by the way, referred to as girls, but as adults.
15:19Piers Morgan:You're not really going to attack two young women in their early 20s for decisions taken by their parents, are you? Well, I'm just saying that they are very happy to keep their grace and favour property... You're talking about low blows. ..to keep their princess titles. Have you met Eugenie and Beatrice? Have you... When did you last hang out with Harry? I mean, let's just be honest about this, Piers. We're talking about constructs that carry British titles that we're all looking at from afar and making judgements. Harry and Meghan overtly sat there and criticised in that moment, in a painful moment, the royal family.
15:51Piers Morgan:They didn't criticise them. They absolutely trashed them. Whereas... At a moment when Philip was dying, then the Queen died, nothing stopped them. Was they out there, though, wasn't they? These two carried on trashing the royals and the monarchy throughout the deaths of two of the great figures of the monarchy. The longest suckling on the nipple that was the Sovereign Grant, whereas Eugenie and Beatrice have enjoyed that gravy trail all their long lives until very recently, and they still have... I think it's a low-blown attack. OK, well, you may well do, but I find it honest what they're doing in Australia.
16:22You may find it vulgar. I find it honest. You made your point. Finally, she said, call me Meg. She didn't even demand to be introduced as Duchess. Great. Still, you have a go at the titles.
16:31Piers Morgan:Let's quit the Duchess bullshit. OK, well, that's what she wants. Hi, Meg. Megan Dutch is a Sussex. No, I'm from Sussex. Piss off. Right, ladies, welcome to both of you. Thank you. Katie, look, Tessa, God bless her, always defends the indefensible of these two. There are people that agree with her. The polls show it's a low number of people in this country, but there are some that go, yeah, they roar on Tessa Dunlop. And some in Australia. But I actually think... There will be, there will be. There are some people in America that like them too. Let's not pretend they're out. Can I just make this point, because I think it's important.
17:03The majority, I think, also put Harry and Andrew in two very different categories. And I don't think you can put them in here. But there's one common thing that they both do. And that is damage the monarchy. And that is what we're seeing. That's my point. And I think that's what we're seeing in this tour. Because I think on the eve of a really important US tour that's massive for the monarchy, with rumours that William and Catherine's next trip might well be to Australia, doesn't this just take the gloss off? And what is this tour? I don't understand what it is. because I've done many of these royal tours, and apart from, I was saying to Jo in the make-up room, apart from unveiling a plaque or planting a tree, this looks like a royal tour.
17:41And yet, at the weekend, they are going to be coining it in, and that's why I have a massive problem with this. You can't unroyal Harry. Born a prince, once a prince, always a prince.
17:51Piers Morgan:They've just literally unroyaled Andrew. Yeah, and he's an exceptional case who is hanging out with the pedophile, probably selling the state assets in secret. Speaking as the Neanderthal at the desk, you are talking obvious nonsense because they've literally just done it to Andrew. Jo? Hi, Piers. I'm not a shouter. Let's just start with that. But you are Australian. I am Australian. And I have a lot of boots on the ground there and it is going down like a cup of cold sick in most territories. I've had even my father, who's got no interest in the royals, sort of like texting me and saying, you can have it from me, nobody wants to pay tax for their security.
18:25And I think that is a fair point. But to Dina's point earlier about Australia being used as a cash cow, The funny thing for me about all of that is how much of a cash cow is it when you think about how the mighty have fallen? It just looks so tawdry now. Yeah, it does. It looks cheap. Sort of like, you know, they can't even sell out a 300-seat venue. I know for the average person,$2 ,500,$3 ,000 is a lot of money for a ticket. It's nothing compared to Spotify deals, 100 million Netflix deals. They really have...
18:55Piers Morgan:I mean, that Vanity Fair piece that came out recently about the Netflix saga was really quite devastating, actually. Because the details in it were just, they just came over so badly. And Hollywood clearly just, well, you know what, we're done with these two. But don't you think, Tessa, they've kind of unroyled themselves? I feel like they are sort of like just not much better now than crap celebrities. The moment Meghan Markle looked down the barrel of the camera with Oprah Winfrey and accused the Raw family of being racists, and we now know that she was accusing King Charles and Catherine, our future queen.
19:30Piers Morgan:We know that from the book that appeared in wherever it was, Holland, which Omid Scobie wrote, where he named them, right? So that was who were put in the letters. So we know that's a fact. The moment they did that, and then a fascinating thing happened, because Tessa and I argued about this all the time, when Harry wrote his 400-odd-page book about his whole life, you know the two things that weren't in the book? The racism allegations never reappeared. They were apparently, he later explained in an interview with Tom Bradby, an invention of the media. That's right, yeah. It was the media that said that there's nothing to do with them.
20:08Piers Morgan:And the mental health allegations, which, of course, I have a personal interest in because it led to me leaving Stage Right from Good Morning Britain because I didn't really believe it, that anyone at the palace would deny treatment to somebody who said they were feeling suicidal. And curiously, that never appeared again either and has never been repeated. So my gut instinct when I watched that Oprah thing, which, let's be honest, it started this whole thing. It's all been, from then on, sparked by the Oprah interview, is that the two main planks actually just disappeared as if they'd never been said.
20:40But there's also what sticks in my craw is what I remember vividly from the Oprah interview is Harry talking about how he had been... His father and his brother were trapped in this institution and now he was free. And I'm looking at this not-a-royal-tour and thinking, this is exactly what you said you didn't want to be a part of. And here's what's happening.
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21:03Piers Morgan:Well, it's like them using the kids in their social media posts, right? On the one hand, they just want absolute privacy for their children. On the other, they've started using them more and more in social media posts. Why? Because she's going to be moving into the mummy influencer space, I would imagine. All right, you're chomping at the bit. Yeah, I just, I feel very frustrated because you three are far more out there and present than I am as royalists, people who really believe in Britain's constitutional monarchy. And I sort of apologetically say... I think you'll find me quite indifferent and quite sort of like a live and let live, but I'll call it when I see it.
21:34OK, well, certainly I'm going to place Kay and Piers in that royalist category. And I always go, slightly apologise to my lefty friends. You know, I am actually a monarchist. I do believe in them. And I think you two are so blinded by love for this monarchy and your very narrow vision of it. And I speak more to peers here that you don't recognize the real power of monarchy when it acts as a national and an international glue. Something beyond the impunity of revolting strongmen like Trump and the crazy woke world that talks us into very narrow alienating corners. And actually, if the king could offer a redemptive branch forgiveness, which you're incapable of.
22:12I mean, the fact you go through the litany of Harry's crimes, literally like he was... I can forgive. You've got a list. No, you can't forgive. I've actually resolved... You're billions.
22:20Piers Morgan:Every feud I've ever had, I've resolved. But you are still... I think you're up at night stroking. Set with Harry and Meghan. No, I've actually said recently, I haven't mentioned them for ages. I don't really talk about them. But the fact it's all in there. I haven't posted about them. I'm not interested. They're boring. Have you had therapy about this? Yeah, I've been working on my Sussex stuff. From Sussex, where I've actually been, as opposed to the Duke and Duchess of... He needs help. But, Tessa, in fairness, your favourite Harry is not bad with a grudge either. But Harry's trying to work it through.
22:50He's trying to flush out people like Piers. He talks about it openly. He went and did some mansplaining in Australia. He's not a perfect vessel. You know, I don't have a great pin-up kind of thing going on for Harry like you do for the King and for William and Kate. They're all flawed. They're all human beings. But you must all see, if Harry could come over and have a lovely big hug with Daddy. There's a problem.
23:13Piers Morgan:It's because Daddy doesn't trust him. That's why. But Daddy's king. Daddy's redeemer. Every time Daddy gives him a little hug, he has to read about it or hear about it later on. Let's bring in Grant Harreld, a former butler, of course, to the then Prince Charles, now King Charles. Grant, welcome to Uncensored. So, look, competing views here, obviously. Tessa flying the flag very strongly. This is a great thing to have Meghan and Harry out there as the rival royal family. Everyone wins in this. I mean, the monarchy is in half, the royal family are in half. Nobody really agrees with this apart from Tesla.
23:45Piers Morgan:But what is your view from within? I mean, how damaging potentially is it to have these two on a global stage doing these kind of tours? Look, Piazoli, ladies. Basically, I think it's very damaging. I mean, Katie made a really good point that watching the footage, as we all have, it looks just like a royal tour. I mean, it is literally like watching a royal tour. and all that's going through my head is one, have they run this past the palace? Has he discussed this with his father? Which I doubt it. I doubt he's run it past the palace. And it's damaging because it's having these, with the greatest respect, having them do their own thing, which they're entitled to do.
24:21Of course they're entitled to do this. But there is the risk that anything they do that go wrong will reflect on the monarchy. I mean, Piers, we are told as even staff members that when you join the royal household, from that day onwards, for the rest of your life, basically, everything you say and do, even when you've left, reflects on the Royal Family. And I think from experience that's true. So as members of the Royal Family, it's the same for them. They've left the Royal Family, they were going off to do something different, they've gone back into this royal way of life, if you like, and watching it, it is like watching a royal tour.
24:53So, and the other thing that's changed is that they're making money, I think I'm right in saying this from what I'm reading, they've been making money off this, obviously from the tickets. And I saw something today about Meghan's now got something going on with selling clothes or celebrity lookalike clothes or something that she wore the other day. And I'm assuming this is money that's going back into their pockets, not into a charity, which is what the king, just for anyone who says, the king, of course, sometimes gets money for different things. But that goes straight back in to his charities.
25:21So I'm curious to know if that's what they're doing with the money that they're making. Just a quick question here. Surely it's better that they overtly, openly say, we're going to Australia, partly it's philanthropic and partly it's for personal business reasons, than to be trying to sort of suck money off weirdos in America like the House of York did for years behind our backs. Little did we know that Fergie and Andrew were silently detonating the royal brand because they were so desperate for more cash. Surely what Harry and Meghan are doing, that outside the royal family, they're free to behave as they want to behave.
25:52Piers Morgan:Is there anything they could do where you would even raise a disapproving tut? Retrospectively, I think that Harry probably regrets. I'm sure he regrets, actually, because he no longer demands an apology. He regrets the way in which he levelled at his family. The fact he clearly now wants back in, he misses Palestinians, he intonates that he's keen for some kind of reunion. Do you know who he reminds me of? He reminds me of Brooklyn Beckham, right? impression of both of them, I have three sons, is if one of my sons pulled one of these stunts where they go off and they love the brand and they make tons of money and get social media acclaim out of my name, but then they simultaneously trash me and trash my family, I would be absolutely spitting blood about it.
26:43Piers Morgan:And I see the same kind of spoiled sense of entitlement from both of them. And I think it's very sad for all the families. I think that's obvious to everybody. But Joe, when it comes to how this moves forward, Charles goes to the United States. Big, big deal, this trip. But what happens to the royal family five, ten years down? The thing that worries me a bit is that young people, my kids, aren't that interested. They're just not that interested. My mother, absolutely all over for every tiny detail. But the younger generation are not that engaged. I do worry about where it goes from here and I can see why people are saying that this is a make-or-break trip because, you know, coming from Australia, coming from the colonies, as a young person, I was indifferent about the royal family.
27:31And it's only in my latter years that I've come to understand and really respect the soft power that the monarchy can bring. And particularly in inflammatory times like we have now, we're really hoping that King Charles will sort of like have an elegant way of keeping that special relationship going. Exactly.
27:48Piers Morgan:Very gentle hand on Matilda. The Queen only made four public statements, right? I mean, about anything to do with news events. Well, indeed, and, you know, one of those was in sort of like the Annus Horribilis of 1992, where it was a very dark year for the royals, and they kind of had to make some concessions. She started sort of like talking about paying tax and all those things. I feel like this might be another watershed moment where something has to happen where they show a bit more overt contrition. And I think the more we go down that route, the more I worry they lose their soft power. I was in Oslo last year, a beautiful place, walking around the palace.
28:25They used to have an English queen. But they're not as globally renowned, they're not as globally revered and as sort of, like, mythological as the British royal family. And I worry that we'll lose that, and with it, all the diplomacy powers.
28:38Piers Morgan:Well, yeah, so this brings me to William and Kate, right, who are clearly the biggest stars of the royal family. That's what all the polls show. They're the next king and queen of this country. Enormous pressure, isn't there, Katie, on these two? It is, of course. It's a huge pressure. And she's still recovering from cancer. We don't know if she's really completely out of the woods with that. Well, you know, you're not out of the woods for a while, as I very well know. And I think she's doing a remarkable job. But I just think if I was William and Catherine watching this tour, I mean, I would be furious, because I would think, how can you...
29:11This was the whole point of the Sandringham Summit. You can't have your cake and eat it. It's one or the other.
29:15Piers Morgan:Well, as the Queen famously said, you're either in or you're out. You're in or out. Hang on, sorry, Tessa. One minute, one minute. They have had their opportunity to make their money, millions through Netflix, through Spare, through everything else. If they had gone, I don't know, actually gone to Lesotho and done something to reprise that charity or the work they were doing, if it was purely philanthropic, I wouldn't have an issue with it. I think what they're doing is cheap. I think what they're doing is threatening and potentially overshadows the royals because what it leads to is that discourse across the Atlantic, which is happening now.
29:48Well, why do you need a royal family? If they're going to be doing this sort of thing, why do you need them? And then you've got William and Catherine desperately trying to ensure that there is longevity through William, through George. I mean, William will not have the monarchy die out, but he has a battle to fight because there is apathy and apathy is dangerous for them.
30:07Piers Morgan:Apathy is the absolute number one enemy of the royal family. Let me bring Danica back in here. How excited would Australia be about a visit from William and Kate now? Oh, Australia would love a visit from William and Kate. Look, because William and Kate remind us of the late Queen, Australia was very, very fond of Queen Elizabeth II. We loved her visits as well as we loved the royal family. they would be treated with so much respect if they came down under and we'd love to see them. But I just want to go to Tessa's point earlier, Tessa. You said that, you know, maybe Harry regrets this. I don't think Harry regrets this at all because today he went to a fatherhood function.
30:50It was a Q &A function, right? And he said, quote, he had to cleanse himself from his past. He then went on to say that he couldn't connect with Meghan while she was pregnant with Archie. and then he went on to talk about his ongoing therapy sessions. This is a guy who every time he is given a microphone, he is obsessed with talking about himself, he's obsessed with his woe-is-me sob stories. To me, this is not a man who has regrets about leaving the family. Do you know what?
31:20Piers Morgan:He never looks happy to me. This is a guy that left the country and the royal family and royal duty and everything else because he wanted to be happy. and she looks absolutely joyful, right? She's living there, making her jam in her California mansion, flouncing around the world as a pseudo-princess. Great. This is happy days when someone used to be the suitcase girl on Deal or No Deal. But for him, for him, when do you... You only see him smile. He lives so miserable. He is the Brooklyn Beckham of the scenario. They just seem miserable. The better of them. He doesn't smile and he doesn't smile.
31:58And I will say this. You know, he's good when he talks about the Invictus Games. And that's what he was doing today. He was talking about that. And I think fantastic. That is a very great charity. But you look over at Megan and she's the complete opposite. She's beaming at the moment because, you know, to the point that was made earlier, she's profiting off the clothing she's wearing. She's got a$1 ,200 dress on. She's got her Christian Dior pumps on. She's got the Cartier bracelets, the Tiffany bracelets. She's put it all onto her online AI platform. So she's going to these women's homeless shelters wearing these outfits and profiting of it.
32:31So you can see where the disparity is between the people.
32:33Piers Morgan:I would say her biggest problem from the start has just been the tone deafness, just not really getting it. But I don't understand why you all have such an issue with this. They are not recipients of the sovereign grant. Maybe Australia had to wheel out a couple of sleepy old policemen and women. Big deal, guys. Look at the exposure you're getting. The world's cameras are running round down under, placing you here, there and everywhere. You're all prophesying of Harry and Meghan. Yes. Tessa, Tessa, how are Harry and Meghan representing this country right now? OK, we are in the middle of a cost-of-living crisis and a fuel crisis here right now, and we are supposed to fork out money for these two on a quasi-royal tour when they are no longer working royals.
33:19Why should we be paying for their security and their policing? It's not up to us to be paying for that. If they want to come here, they can do whatever the heck they want. Let me put it like this. Private citizens. All over. For those old school people who still watch telly and read newspapers and indeed those who go online, you guys are plastered all over the place. Sunny Australia, Melbourne, dressed in its finest, looking great. And we're clocking in, checking out what's going on in Sydney because there's a couple called Harry and Meghan down under. You're winning. They're winning. And these guys are very sour because Britain is losing out.
33:53And I'm sour because I wish that the king could just go, look, Harry, here's a love hug. We forgive, we forget. Can't we do that?
34:01Piers Morgan:I would actually be really happy for him to hug you. I don't think you would bring him any pleasure or joy. Harry hug me. I'm happy to take any hugs. It would just be a really, really cringe-making moment for everybody to observe. Let me bring Grant back in. Grant, this whole issue of whether Charles can forgive, can forget about what Harry's done to the family, he's barely seen him now in the last few years. how do you feel that's going to reconcile? You know Charles as well as anybody how does this play out? And Piers you also I think know what he's like as a character and he's a very kind individual and he is forgiven absolutely forgiven and I can't remember if you made the comment earlier on but one of you made the comment about how Wayne will be more the one that will be wanting to do the cut, you know want to kind of end things and move on.
34:50The king the kind of nature and the way he is he will want to fix it and he will so many times he'll give chances to fix it and I think this is what's difficult because Harry is can I say with the greatest respect is a bit of a loose cannon and that is what all the advisors will be saying to the king I can guarantee it but the king being the nature he is will want to forgive him and will want to try to make it work you know that's what he'll want probably more than anything but what point you know how long can he do this for and that's where I feel sorry for him as well because you know every time you keep giving him another a chance and you must be sitting here thinking am I going to get stabbed in the back again am I going to regret this but yet it keeps doing it with William being a bit more I suppose a bit more forthright and he's probably saying you know dad we have you have to move on from this you have to end it so the king's caught in a in the middle of this and it's really difficult with everything else going on in his life you know it's really difficult so I do feel for him and I think you know I think the point will get will come when he will stop he will listen to the advisors or listen to women and stop.
35:48But I think at the moment, just now, I think he is still trying to see if he can fix this with Harry.
35:54Piers Morgan:Yeah, we'll see. I mean, God, I would find it almost impossible, I have to say. But if I'd been branded a callous racist by one of my kids with no evidence, I think that would be a bit of a deal-breaker. A bit of an off-the-will moment, as I've told them. OK, we've got to have a little announcement to make at the end of this, which is that, for any of you watching this who are enthralled by the brilliance of at least some members of our panel today. We are announcing an offshoot of the Uncensored brand. It's going to be called Royals Uncensored with our two wonderful hosts here, Katie and Joe.
36:33Piers Morgan:And Grant is going to be a regular as well on Royals Uncensored. It's going to be more of what you've just seen. It's going to be debate, revelation, intrigue, skullduggery. I'm sure we'll have Danica as well joining us from time to time. And lots of gossip. And lots of gossip. And we may even have Tessa back as a kind of... Oh, that's so graceful of you, Piers. ...as a kind of devil incarnate to defend the indefensible, because I always like having Tessa, even when she calls me Neanderthal. You've never actually had me, just to be really clear here. Sorry. Thank you. That is true. But it's going to be called Roars Uncensored.
37:07Piers Morgan:There'll be a whole new channel. There'll be a lot of appearances also on my channel as well. It's part of the way we are rolling out and developing the uncensored brand around the world. I think it's going to be great. I think you guys are going to be great. And will you come and see us sometimes? Of course. We won't be able to keep him away. I love the royals. I make no pretence about it. My big issue with the whole Heron Megan thing is I came from a family where my mum camped on the Mall by Bucky and Paulist for both Fergie and Andrew's wedding and for Charles and Diana's. We used to have royal street parties in our village.
37:41Piers Morgan:I can remember them now for the Silver Jubilee and all the rest of it. And it's been a big thing, you know. And I think that it's tragic to see the damage that's been done. A lot of it's self-inflicted, a lot of it from people who've left and then want to keep whacking them. It's just... I want to save it. I want the royal family to survive and thrive. Yeah. It is at a moment in crisis, though, and I think that is something Joe and I are really going to explore. I mean, I've done this for nearly 20 years now. Never, ever have I been at a point where it feels so precarious. It feels vulnerable and it's...
38:12Well, we've got a ringside seat, I think, to history being made. 100%. And I think you guys...
38:17Piers Morgan:It's going to be a fantastic channel. It'll start... When's the launch? 30th of April. 30th of April. I will actually be in New York City that day because the day before you'll have Charles and Camilla coming to New York, actually. They're going to go to the 9-11 Memorial and do some other things. They're going to Harlem, I think, I read today. It's going to be a great trip. I think it'll be just what everybody needs in the Royal Family. There'll be no paid-for ticketed events either. Access is free. Perfect. Well, good luck to both of you. It's going to be great. Tessa, lovely to see you, he says, lying through his back teeth.
38:48Piers Morgan:Danica, thank you very much for joining us from Sky News Australia. Of course, used to work there as well. Love all the people over there. And thank you to Grant as well. Look forward to seeing you regularly on Royals Uncensored as well, which obviously now goes along with History Uncensored. The two will sometimes go hand in hand. But thank you all very much indeed. I appreciate it. Finally tonight, I'm glad to be joined by the actor and star of his latest film, Preschool, Josh Duhamel. Josh, welcome to Uncensored. Piers, nice to meet you finally. Do you have a burning view about the royal family, Josh?
39:25Not really, no. No. I mean, they're never without some exciting stuff going on, but, yeah, I've never really followed it too closely.
39:34Piers Morgan:I mean, you're celebrating the 250th anniversary winning independence from we Brits. I don't celebrate it with quite such glee. I don't quite like the idea of ruling over you for hundreds more years with a British monarch telling you all what to do. What do you feel about that anniversary? I'm excited about it. I mean, I think it's a huge deal. You know, I'm a proud American. I love that, you know, we're celebrating it like we are. I'm actually going to go back to North Dakota for the Theater Roosevelt Presidential Museum, which is on the 4th of July. Oh, really? Which I'm excited to celebrate, yeah.
40:14Piers Morgan:What do you feel about the state of America right now? To the rest of the world, it feels febrile. It feels very divided. It feels quite toxic in many ways. What do you feel about it?
40:28You know, I got a lot of feelings about it, if I'm being honest. It stresses me out quite a bit, because, you know, we are very divided. I think more than anything, there's a hate problem in this country. I feel like people have become really okay with hate. And what I've realized is that when you're so full of that, you start to become the thing that you despise. And I've recognized a lot of behavior in people that I don't believe would otherwise behave like that if they weren't filled with so much of that. So I just feel, you know, for me, personally, I found myself starting to feel some of that stuff, so I really kind of left it all alone and started going to church more often, believe it or not.
41:14Really? I started trying to rise above it a bit and just get back to church and just pray and meditate and sort of think about things that are above all the noise.
41:24Piers Morgan:Are you a fan of President Trump? I'm not getting into all that with you, Piers. I can't do that. YEAH, I AM TALKING ABOUT IT. LISTEN, A FRIEND OF MINE SHOWED UP WITH A T-SHIRT THAT SAID, NOBODY CARES WHAT ACTORS THINK. AND I HAPPEN TO BUY THAT NOTION. I DON'T THINK THAT PEOPLE, PEOPLE DON'T CARE WHAT I THINK. I'M HERE TO MAKE COOL TV SHOWS, COOL MOVIES. I'M NOT TRYING TO DIVIDE MY AUDIENCE. I'M TRYING TO BE OF SERVICE TO PEOPLE WHO WANT TO, YOU KNOW, be entertained. And it's not my job to be involved in politics. Gloriously refreshing, Josh, I have to say to hear someone from Hollywood say that, because so many have, and I say this with great respect, I know lots of people in Hollywood, have a lot of time for lots of them, but some have a massively inflated sense of their own importance when it comes to talking of matters in the news or politics or whatever.
42:24Here's the thing, Pierce, just because you have a platform doesn't mean you get to preach down to people.
42:28Piers Morgan:Yeah. You know? So I try to stay out of that as much as I can. Because, listen, I respect the other side's views. Whether or not they respect mine is not my business. But I'm certainly not going to go piss off the other half of my audience because I believe in a certain type of way. Not just because out of responsibility to the people who helped me make these movies and TV shows, the financiers, the studios, they expect me to go out and sell, make a great product and then go sell it and not piss off half my audience. And that's the way I look at it. You've just been filming this film Preschool in London.
43:11Piers Morgan:It's about an American expat living in London, fighting over a prestigious preschool. Did you come round to my way of thinking that London is the greatest city in the world? I love London. I've always loved London. It's one of my favourite cities in the world uh yes and we shot a movie called preschool there that i directed it was early last year about two dads trying to fight trying to fighting to get their kids in their their kid into this last spot in this preschool and you know i just thought that it was one of those movies that i couldn't believe hadn't been made because it's uh it's so ripe with opportunity uh and comedy and and uh you know relatability in a lot of ways so uh we had a lot of fun making that movie as you You know, there's a very deep pool of talent in the UK.
43:57And so I got very lucky with some really, really talented cast and crew.
44:02Piers Morgan:When Americans come over, they always ask me, what should we do? Give me some advice. And actually, I had one yesterday ask me, I said, you know what? The weather's nice. Just start walking from, like, the start of Hyde Park and walk through the parks. Walk through past the Serpentine Lake. walk on to Kensington Gardens, Kensington Palace, the Round Pond, Holland Park, then divert up, go up to Notting Hill, go down Portobello Market. It's the simple things, actually, that I sell about London, is that we have these beautiful parks and beautiful lakes and beautiful walkways. It's that kind of stuff that, for me, when I lived in America pretty much full-time for a few years when I was at CNN, it was that stuff I miss most, funnily enough.
44:47Yeah, yeah, I think that, you know, anytime you can connect with nature like that, even in London, you know, big cities need these spaces, too. This is part of the reason why I moved out to move back to North Dakota and spent a lot of time at our cabin in Minnesota, because it was a way for me to sort of disconnect from the world and just reconnect with nature. And there's a sense of freedom and independence out there that you just can't get anywhere else.
45:15Piers Morgan:And did you get into our football, soccer as you call it? Because the reason I'm asking is I've got to go right now and watch my team, Arsenal, play in a massive game at the Emirates Stadium tonight. Did you become an Arsenal fan while you were here, Josh? I actually did, believe it or not. You did? I took my son to an Arsenal game. They played West Ham. They lost, unfortunately. But, yeah, we got to – you know, I'd never been to a Premier League game before, so that was huge. You got to really see what it is that they love so much about that sport. So my son's a huge soccer fan, football fan.
45:49And so, yeah, we got to see Arsenal.
45:51Piers Morgan:Well, it's a massive game tonight. It's the quarterfinal of the Champions League. We're also top of the Premier League. We have a massive game on Sunday against Manchester City. We could end up winning the two most coveted prizes in world football, or it could all go horribly wrong. That is football. Well, I'm rooting for you, Piers. Well, thank you, Josh, and I'm rooting for you with your movie, Preschool. Best of luck with it. Thanks for joining me. Piers Morgan Uncensored is proudly independent. The only boss around here is me. If you enjoy our show, we ask for only one simple thing. Hit subscribe on YouTube and follow Piers Morgan Uncensored on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.
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The British monarchy is facing one of the most turbulent moments in its modern history.
With the late Queen gone after 70 years, the King battling cancer, and growing global scrutiny over past controversies - including the fallout from Prince Andrew’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein - the stakes have never been higher.
As King Charles prepares for a critical U.S. state visit being described as “make or break,” Harry and Meghan re-enter the spotlight with their latest quasi-royal tour in Australia.
Plus, an exclusive announcement on how Uncensored will cover this pivotal chapter for the royals.
Piers Morgan is joined by royal editor Katie Nicholl, royal commentator and editor Jo Elvin, former butler to King Charles, Grant Harrold, historian and author Tessa Dunlop and Danica Di Giorgio from Sky News Australia.
Piers then speaks to actor and star of ‘Preschool’, Josh Duhamel.
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