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1:52Let me do the Premier League!

2:03Yeah, but as I say, boys, it is the North London derby. It is a spicy one. Arsenal versus Spurs. Both really need a win. And believe it or not, the Prediction Show, thanks to you boys, back home and gals, were big enough to actually have a live interview with Arteta right now. He's in studio. So Arteta, how do you see this game going? So what you have to remember, let's fucking go. We come home to the Tottenham and we fuck the brain and we fuck the brain and we fuck the brain and we fuck the brain and we fuck the brain and we fuck the brain I comprende I comprende and Arteta thanks for that what do you say about the sexual allegations regarding Win the dog so what you need to remember is whether you have the fox or the rabbit dry penetrate the fox ok or the rabbit ok brilliant thank you very much Arteta let's fucking go guys right That was Arteta everyone Thank you very much For joining us On the Prediction Show Wow Smells weird here

3:05Welcome back to the kickoff man Go do it no great Go do it no great We're the fucking Newcastle man Toot toot Blood away Taking on the fucking Buzzy Bees man The Buzzy Bees Very well pointed there Brian Well moving on To Newcastle Newcastle Shearer Cat Dealy Newcastle more like Poo Castle

3:34No stars today Lawrence Newcastle have dropped 16 points from winning positions this season having won one of their first eight away games losing seven Brentford have now won three of the last four on road and Nagar and Bijou after the game Now what I'd like to say Brian is the problem with Newcastle is they need to score more goals. The fuck do you know, you c***? That's what she said.

4:07What a silly prick. Am I right, guys? I'm glad the kickoff's back. I'm not glad you're back. No, I think we are the pinnacle. We are the godfathers, and this is great. I've seen lots of laughter out there in the world, but we're back, bitch. They're not laughing at you though, are they? Oh no Because there's no stars today It's just You're gonna do it No stars today You're gonna do it Just Lawrence in your eyes You're gonna do it You're doing great You're gonna do it Yes Doing great I'm gonna do it Doing great Yep You're on telly I'm gonna go with a Fucking Fucking Brian, you're looking very strong these days And very intimidating And I hope if I come across you And you have seen these skits Shut your fucking mouth, pet And if you've seen these skits in real life I hope you don't break us in two Shut your fucking mouth You fucking rag fucker I'm gonna I'm gonna get fucking mortal With the lads Me and Scotty T In the fucking town Now I actually really love Eddie Howe I'm going to say It's going to Fuck Fucking hell man Get on with it man 2-1 Newcastle That's fucking annoying I was gonna go with that Fuck it And I'd like to Go and result that

5:25I'm gone I'm gone I'm gone Fucking hell man I don't fucking I didn't eat now man I'm gonna gone 3-2 Can do it Doing great Baby

5:53Spin that wheel!

5:59Oh, man, this wheel's swinging a new wheel. I love it, mate. It starts speeding up. See? Stay, stay, stay. Oh, yeah, you're right. It's obviously too heavy somewhere. Oh, that's a fucking shit one, man. You've got to call someone in your phone. I don't really have anyone's goods numbers though. Oh, I bet you do. Oh, Harry Lewis. Yes! I want you to ring Harry Lewis. I don't even know why I have his numbers. And just ask him to go on inside. Tom, please don't. What's wrong with that? That's similar to what you made me do. So I want you to ring Rotashaw. Oh, he's just... And ask him and just say, look, mate, I've got a management company now.

6:47Now, don't make me see more of this. Just go, any chance I can get on inside, but you've got to be dead serious. Right. Oh, but that's fair enough. I doubt it. I'm getting, yeah. I doubt he has me number saved. Just go, oh, mate, it's Lewis. Just a quick one. I don't suppose there's any chance he can get me on inside, is there? Just like that. What, the America one? And he just on inside. Imagine he says yes. Oh, my God. No, he'll be polite, but he'll hang up and he'll go straight into the group chat is what he'll do. I only have his number because I played golf with him like ages ago. You've not been having for much longer mate.

7:30Please don't answer. Either that or Charlotte from Macca. There's no way he reads Lewis Borden. Yeah, there's no way he reads Lewis Borden and answers like... Okay, maybe try another one. I'll go... Jamie O 'Hara? Yeah, I have Jamie O 'Hara's number. Jamie O 'Hara. That is a good one. What do I say to you? I just say, uh... Oh my God, Harry's bringing his back. Answer! Answer! Yes! Dead serious. Loud speaker. Hello there, sir. Hello, hello. Did you mean to call? Yeah, I did, mate. It's just a bit of a weird one, right? Because I've been chatting to the lads, and obviously I'm just going through a few stuff right now, like what I'm doing, and I don't know if you're bringing inside back or if you're bringing some more new people on inside over in America, but I just want to throw my name in the ring.

8:21Okay. Well, we'll note that down. No, that's not... Don't be palming me off, man. I'm serious about this sort of stuff, man. I'm trying to... What kind of stuff would you do on there? What would you bring to the show? I'll do anything you need me to do, man. I'm actually desperate. Okay. Well, I'll make a note of it, mate. Have a good one. Okay, you promise? I promise, mate. Bye-bye. Thanks, man. Oh, God. I get more awkward than you? I hate that so much. That was the worst thing I've ever done. By the way, he couldn't get off the phone quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. That's made me...

9:06I hate stuff. We need to rub that off the board. I hate that. Yeah, I'd probably not do that ever again. Well played, though. You did well. That was very good.

9:19I mean, realistically, mate, this is probably the biggest game of the weekend. Yeah, look, he's dead, yeah. Have you heard, though? What? It's good news. What is it? For the Blues. Why? And there's no more time to lose. No. Stop. Because we're hot. What? On the trail. Fuck off. And there's no way we're going to fail. So get your gold on. Get moving. Because there's no fucking way we're losing. So come on, come on Get down to Gunnison Park Woo! Everton And the boys in blue Everton Spirit of the blue So get your coat on Get moving There's no fucking way we're losing So come on, come on Get down to Gunnison Park.

10:18So Everton versus Fullham. I'm going to go with... And then watch me play. You can't do that every week. Every week, not every week. Not every week.

10:33Surely you're confident with this, even though you played midweek. Of course I'm confident. And Wolves are the most informed team in the league. Some people in the league, right. Everyone has their star man. He's a star man. Man United have. Bruno Fernandes. Yeah. The rat. Yes. Don't call him that. He's a nice lad. Is he? Nah. Chelsea, they have Parma. Who's been... You don't need to do the impression, mate. Lewis, you don't need to do the impression. I'm called Parma. It looks... Lewis, you don't need to try and get rid of a chin. I'm called Parma. Lewis, I promise you. Newcastle, do you know who we have?

11:10I'm going to go with Jacob Murphy.

11:16I sentence you to conceding goals.

11:29Oh my God. That's worse than shagging a dog. That's actually the most embarrassing one yet.

11:49Oh my God. Honestly, I'd rather wear pink high heel boots than pink pants. You wore a mask on this show and that was worse.

12:05Friend of the show, Harvey Barnes. Hello, Harvey. Oh, you're talking about Mr. Barnes. Yeah, yeah. Is he even going to stop? I can't believe you did that. Well, that's all Harvey Barnes does. I don't know why I said that That's like Top 10 most aura losses of all time

12:29Right next up Two of my favourite teams Nat Actually one of them is Because we have made a truce Bournemouth fans Shalom All 17 of you Including The mean man Who wants to hurt me Don't hurt me We're friends We can go for a beer one of those, you win, okay? The cherries, you're unbeaten in the last four. Having previously gone 11 without a win, maybe I was wrong about Arreola. And they're at home where all 17 of them will be hurraying if they manage to score a goal. And they're taking on Aston Villa.

13:09Well, that was weird, as usual, with the Villa. Anyway, Villa have lost one of their last set

13:22I'm the villain's dad

13:29I'm the villain

13:38Welcome back to the greatest show on earth The Nina, the Penna, the Santa Maria I threw you in the bottle while you're drinking sangria Nachos, lemonheads, and my nice boats You won't go down cause my dick can't float Boats and hoes, boats and hoes You can't think so Every time you come up a juice of quod

14:10As you can tell I've come as Nick Voltemada And Lewis has come Lewis has come as Stan Hibbert This is what Lewis looks like right now This is Fucking hell Is that his real there? No That's Fenners Oh fucking hell

14:34Obviously, we've all seen the breaking news this week. The family split between David Beckham and his son, Manhattan. And we now actually have a very rare exclusive on the show. David Beckham, friend of the show, has agreed to come into studio. Thank you, David, very much for coming in. I'm not happy. What's going on, Beckham? Break it down for us. I love Brooklyn. I love him. Me and Victoria, Manchester United. I love him. What has happened to cause this split? I mean, we've seen Brooklyn. He was calling your wife. Some pretty nasty names. I need to talk to my son. But I have got a code for you all.

15:19Code Beckham at checkout for Stella Artois. Okay? You can get 15 % off. Now, he says I'm a seller. I'm not a seller. I love my son. I love him. But I have got another code for you. Hugo Boss. Use code BECKHAM, 20 % off. I love my family. I fucking love them. That's touching. It's really touching. And honestly, if you have one message for Brooklyn, can you please look down the camera right now and address Brooklyn Beckham? He's watching. He's listening. He needs his father. Use code BECKHAM at ZARA to get 25 % off. I love my family. I love them. Now, there is one thing. It's slightly awkward. It is another exclusive.

15:55Me and Victoria, it's all about family. It's all about family. But Brooklyn claimed that your wife... I love my other daughter. Cleopatra. I love my daughter. I love my other son, Roger. My other son, Cruz, because I love P &O. And you can get 25 % off of P &O cruises using code Beckham. Right. I can see where Brooklyn's coming from a little bit now. He claimed that Victoria dressed inappropriately and also danced inappropriately at the wedding. Is this true? I don't believe any of this. but if you do want to do that, use code BECKHAM at checkout and summers for 25 % off. I want to let you know we're going to find out because we do actually have CCTV footage.

16:39You can't fucking do that. CCTV footage of his first dance. You can't. And we're going to find out here. Roll the tape.

17:05Come on, everybody!

17:21Two fucking massive, massive teams in the English pyramid. We've got Leeds United Fucking Leeds The Leeds And they're at home Two

17:40And the villains

17:58No presents, bitch The villain to go first What do you think, villain?

18:123-0 Aston Villa

18:17What the fuck's that? Wait What the fuck's happened to Santa? You don't want to know Was he fucking here again? I told you next time he's here

18:30It was here