BONUS: Premier League PREDICTIONS Show EP. 10

0:00Welcome to a new episode of Pitchside with me, Reeve, Thea Baker and Tom Garrett. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap that button right now for new episodes every week? And if you want more Pitchside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where you can find us by typing in Pitchside. Let's get into it. Welcome back to the greatest show on earth. The Nina, the Penna, the Santa Maria. I threw you in the bottle while you're drinking sangria. Nachos, lemon, and my nice boats. You won't go down because my dick can't float Boats and hoes Boats and hoes You can't fix your bones Every time you come I bet you said quote

0:53As you can tell I've come as Nick Voltemada And Lewis has come Lewis has come as Stan Hibbert This is what Lewis looks like right now. This is... Fucking hell. It looks like... Is that his real there? No. That's Fenners. That's Fenners. Oh, fucking hell. That's Beast Mode. Doesn't that look like you right now? Yeah, we're like a wannabe. Anyway, welcome back to the Prediction Show. The Great Show on Earth. Hey, guys. Thanks for coming along. Yeah, we're really, really... You know what? We're blessed and we're honoured by all the love and support in the comments. We're not used to it. I know. Usually pitch show comments are very toxic, hateful.

1:33Have you noticed like a correlation between it? Like when a certain two people aren't absent? Yeah. Should we talk about the past week? Nah, I thought we could just chill. Let's chill. Should we talk about the past week? Let's have a little chilly con carne, guys. Because I think, I think it's been a room in hammering. What's that mean? I've hammered you. You haven't. I fucking hammered you. You haven't. I was in this fight to the bitter end. I got robbed, if I'm honest I've got fucking my hat I've got Rob to fuck me what have you got also what have you got your hat on already this isn't the Admiral oh yes this is Funton come on where's the villain come on he is today he's in hiding oh just he's in hiding oh has he been have people found out yeah it's bad like it's really bad fucking hell dirty little boy aren't you it's not me it's a villain sorry I mean he didn't choose to be a villain he was made the villain yeah but he turns you on a bit we'll find out the origin story bit by bit I think I'm looking like a I look a bit like Lily Savage You look like Coluccini Yeah Anyway We kicked off the weekend with Tommy Gallagher getting a correct score You were quite lucky here though Because I had 2-0 for Leeds And you had 2-1 But it wasn't really going to matter Because I was going to lose every other result For the rest of the week anyways Yeah we both predicted Well actually Golden Resort Chelsea's reach Sunderland Which obviously Sunderland By the way Come on Nah I might I'll pass on that they'll fall off you keep getting clipped up don't you bud yeah but like the thing is am I expected to predict Sunderland to beat Chelsea because that is a very weird score to predict you know if you know ball hey guys I'm glad clearly you don't know ball I'm glad I'm glad that they watched the show you man you know apparently they love it I think they just turn on to see what you predict and then laugh at you when you get it wrong well you'll have to stay tuned and see what I'll say this week then next up we had the mighty mighty mighty Newcastle which I mean I clearly know your club better than you because I get another correct score for Tommy I was annoyed because I went the whole game thinking I predicted 2-1 and then when we scored I was like oh get in and then after the game I checked and you said 2-1 so three games in I've got two correct scores yeah it was lads it was a rough rough start to this so at the minute it's what 6-2 no 4 6-2 you get three points oh 6-2 yeah you're right no because you get double points for Newcastle 6-3 at this point So it wasn't out of the question at this point.

3:59Then we both got Man United Brighton completely wrong. We both got Brentford and Liverpool wrong, but I was unlucky with this. I don't know why I give Liverpool credit. I went for the draw, which again, I got slated for hanging out for a draw. I was fucking nearly bang on. I was actually, without the fucking shitty penalty, I would have been bang on. But anyway, I'm not here to complain. Oh, and then another correct score for Tommy. 2-0 to the Cherry. It's fucked like, isn't it? It's really fuck-wee. So at this point, what is that? 9-4. Yeah. At this point, you'd pretty much won. Yeah, it's basically over because then you got Arsenal 2-0, which is only one point because they didn't get a third.

4:38It's 9-5. They didn't get a second. I went for a draw in that, so that's 9-5. We both went for a City win. Incorrect. And then, by the way, we'll run up to Wunderers. I love you at the minute. I absolutely love you. Vito Pereira, I love you because you're propping up the table. You're propping up the table. Propping up the table. Thank you very much. Dropping up the table. Someone has to do it. You're fucking useless, and seeing all the fans try and fight the players and manager, and confronting them outside the ground is just spectacular. Please carry on. Please do not sack him. Do not. Don't you dare sack him.

5:14Oh, boy, yeah. So at this point, what is this? 10-4, and then we both went for a draw. Spurs won 3-0. Yeah. Rough one for me, but... But you just said you were still in it to the bitter end. Yeah, we were. Well, my heart was. My heart was. The Admiral let me down, but he's been doing great. You're going to move it.

5:37So, finally, I'm back. I've cut the losing streak because I'm sick of you. Fuck's sake. Yeah, well, that means only one thing, Tom. It's been a while for me, but shall we spin the wheel?

6:01A neck slap? Oh, fuck. I was just rubbing my neck because it's a bit sore. Let me just get my hair out of the way. I'll take a neck slap over texting someone saying I love them and that. Fucking hell. How hard? It's hard as you want, isn't it, I guess? Well, like, it might... I don't know. Ah! Ah! Is it sexual? Is it look sexual? Oh no, not the bald spots. Oh, oh, oh, that's good. Just warming you up, mate. Just warming you up. Oh, keep it warm. Ah, you prick! Wasn't that bad? Out of there. Well, that's what you get. Well, that's what you get for not predicting, because you can't fucking predict shit.

6:42Well, lads, it's fine. It was bound to happen. That means the scoreboard is scoreboard check. 5-4-2, the one and only Admiral. Mogmeral is what they call me. The Mogmeral. The Mogmeral is what the kids have been calling me these days. Wait, so you're... I thought we were level now. No. Oh, no, yeah, because I also... Oh, also, my one to watch... Jared Bowen. You said Jared Bowen, who did get an assist. There you are, see. But I said Garnacho, who scored. Got me out now. Moving forward... So because of that, I get an extra point, which makes it 5-5. No, that's not how it works. moving forward that will add an extra point to your total when facing off head to head boys so once the watch actually have a bit of meaning yeah Beast Mode well we've said all that we've done all that yeah do you know what time it is well a bit early but yeah I guess so we can do it is it Jamie I know you're new round here does he know what time it is you know what time it is about now does he know what time it is yeah it's ready to bring your leg man woo woo woo woo woo Just play it!

7:43Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stunny, but! Dude, it's not. I'm going to set the alarm up. Alright, I won't do anymore. I won't do anymore. Oh! Well, it's our time again, boys, and it's the first game week of November. November. And we're starting it off with John. November. November. Remember? Oh shit. It was like you were trying there. It was actually like you were trying to sing. Oh sorry my bad. Did that not sound good? It is. The Eagles, the Eagles. Right, where's the Admiral? Shit, where is the Admiral? Oh, where's my hat? You ready? My name's Admiral Huff. Brennan Huff. You touched my drum set. It's the Squawky Eagles verse Wait is this the first Is this the first game?

8:46At three o 'clock on Saturday What is this bullshit? Every fucking week You're just fucking up my drinking plans Propping up the table Propping up the table Wait It is Yeah that's fucking shit This is although Who are they against? You haven't even announced them We are against the Buzzy Bees The Buzzy Bees from West London Because we don't fuck about the G-Tech We have our tech... We're naughty. There's about 50 of us. We'll fuck you up. We have our... Also, just... Fucking North! No, not North. It's a fucking London Derby, you cunt! Fucking London. Your fucking tube strikes and shit. All the fuck is about fucking£40 for a pint.

9:29Fuck's sake. That keeps falling off. I might have to get rid of the wig. Yeah, the wig's doing my tits in.

9:37Oh my god, you look like a condom. I'm going to rob a bank You look like a condom Everyone on the fucking floor Now She's a fucking London Derby Fucking hell That's what they wear as well That's what they wear You couldn't tell it's me Could you I can literally cut Your hair looks classy Right Palace versus Brentford As I lost This is for the first time I'm getting to go First For the first time For the first time In a long while And also It's November It's November November the first It's the first day after Halloween

10:15I'm gonna say Oh shit Sorry Sorry about that Sorry I got way too excited Sometimes I don't Sorry This doesn't usually happen Look it's normal It's natural It's a fucking It's not your fault It's not your fault I didn't mean to do that Well we need a scoreline You fucking stupid twat I thought you were gonna call me a chimp No That's not No That's not Also you kind of look like The Admiral No, who's the guitarist from... Jeff Hendricks. No, no, no. The one who would wear like the dark glasses, but his hair was longer. The piano player. No. He said he's blind. Is it like Slash? Slash. Slash. Kind of.

10:55It's a hard one to predict this, Palace versus Brentford. Yeah, if you don't know Ball, mate. But I am going... Yeah, yeah, it's good abs. That's fit. Sorry. I'm going to say it is going to be 2-1-2... Palace. 2-1 Palace. I was going to go for that. That's what I'm going to do, guys. I'm going to say 2-1 Palace. I'm going to go wild and funky town. Okay.

11:242-2. Desmond? 2-2. You're putting me off by finishing so early. Sorry. Well, that's the first result done. How about we go on to the Burnley Burnleys Burnley! Fucking Burnley! I'm from fucking Lancashire there's fucking 80 ,000 of us you fuckers Jeez with that Gromit Apparently it's from Lancashire not Yorkshire and we're getting told off in the comments but Burnley can have Gromit Apparently it's from Lancashire I know but you can't use Gromit every week No but I used them for Lees last week No but it doesn't matter What about if I do We're handy nifty no buts We like to do our jobs it's from the last film their version the wankstains Gooner Oh the Gooners we're the fucking Gooners we're all Gooners we're Goon we're the fucking Goon I was playing the drums Mate you better keep this job because you will never get a job a normal job What about this job is not normal right now?

12:38I don't know. But who's the gooners? The gooners. The gooners. The gooners. Oh, the gooners. By the way, I'm not doing anything sexual. I'm dancing. Shake the salt into your mouth.

12:54Right, for me to go first, I'm going to go with... Fucking hell. What are we doing again? 2-0 Arsenal. You are giving Arsenal a lot of credit If you think they're going to score more than one goal Go on then I'd really like 2-0 That's quite irritating I'll call you Charlie Chat or Charlie Hey chat 3-0 Right I'm losing the fucking thing Right before you go on I want to lock in my reverse moorigan for that please On Lewis and turn that round To 3-0 Burnley

13:31And I'd like to golden result mine So there I'm done

13:43I'm also golden result in this So I'll get double points Moving on to Fulham Wolves Jet of cheese We're fucking Fulham We're from West London and we love the theatre.

14:01What's going on over here? Oh! Oh! Oh, no! The Wolverines.

14:14You put some sound effects on that. Yeah, yeah, he's going to make you sound really cool by doing that. Wolves are good at playing football.

14:23You didn't do your laugh this week, did you? Because I beat you. Yeah, I lost. Is it because you're a loser? No I'm winning overall I'm winning overall You're only as good as your last game mate You're a big fat loser Say it Go on say it Say I'm your daddy Say it You're so fit when you dominate me Off my cut Off my cut Seriously cut that So What are we doing again? It's falling balls We're doing a prediction show mate We predict the scores I know you find this as like Your pathway into acting But This We're doing an actually predicting game I know you're trying to be on Broadway right now Actually if anyone's hiring I will do pantomimes I think doing pantomimes is a good route I'm going to say he's behind you see look how believable yeah yeah yeah go on then they're both very bad but Fulham are better I'm going to say 2-0 Fulham I weirdly think Wolves may like react this week Wolverines from from what happened the weekend what happened on the weekend lost to Newcastle I wonder about Wolves oh shit they lost to Bowley Bowen what I'm gonna go 1-1 Desmond Jesus Desmond 1-1 that's an interesting one is that his cousin?

15:40yeah no treacle treacle 3-3 right stop destroying the Amazon it's the forest oh it's Robin Hood fucking Robin Hood from Nottingham you fucker window kid Window Kid Window Kid Brian Clough Brian Clough Nigel Clough Nigel Clough Mine O 'Neill Mine O 'Neill Tricky Trees Tricky Trees Sean Dyche Sean Dyche Who else do they have? Randolph? Oh yeah Randolph The World Cup song What does he sing? The Deji diss track What's he say? I don't know Yeah fuck the side men It's the Wolves Not the Wolves It's the Forest Against Fucking Madfiddy Madfiddy Madfiddy Madfiddy Abba him Abba him

16:27Do you like the happy Mondays? What do they say? Are you happy on a Monday? Are you happy today? I'm all right. Today's a Monday. I'm all right. My neck hurts. It's a bit sore from the wig. Oh, is it from doing the Wolverine? Because you did transfer. I did transfer. I'm a skinwalker like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, it's me to go first. Forest v. United. I actually think this could go either way. So I'm a bit... No way! Indecisive. But do you know what? They're going to do it again. 2-1 United Jeezy peeps You are tickling my turnips What do you think in this one? We do like a 2-1 We do like a 2-1 Yeah also I was seeing a few comments last week Having a go at me For picking loads of 2-1s Where They happen quite often Yeah You clearly don't know ball So let the Masters do it And also I got Two 2-1s right last week So how about Hey Seriously chat Just between me and you Just like Piss off and also Al-Canyal let me cook Al-Canyal Al-Canyal Al-Canyal I'm going to say it's 2-2 oh I don't mind it Mr.

17:29Desmond Treacleface I don't fucking mind it I feel like Daishi Ball will come through but Amahim is going to give him a game surely do managers still have like a wine after the game no Daishi has a John Smith because like which manager would you least want to have a wine with after the game Imaginata Fucking Oh god yeah Jesus Imagine just talking about Set pieces And long throws Fucking Chatting shit The thing about the light bulb Is What we do Is what you see You see the rabbit Or you see the fox And they have a shot on dice there John Smith's like You fucking You fucking weird idiot He's going Yeah alright Mikel Don't you fucking stick the ball In the onion bag That's it You got good impressions on you Tom Gareth Right Brighton leads, you're to go for...

18:18Oh, it's fucking Brighton!

18:24Against... We don't have Wallace and Gromit, but we have Puddins. Marching on together! You all hit Leeds, come! We all hit Leeds, come! They sing that. It's Daniel Fark's Leeds. Oh, is that what he's talking about? Daniel Farts? It's Daniel Fark. Brighton versus Leeds, if you didn't get it from our great impressions. It's you to go first. It is the Admiral. It's a tough one, actually. Admiral Morgans is here. Hmm. Go on, say it. I know what you think, say it. I don't know what I think, because I was looking at, I suppose, Chelsea for some reason. Go on, be a slut. Brighton Vs. Be a slut for me.

19:01I'm going to say... No, this is Rogue. Guys, this is Rogue. Hey, hey. But, can we get the lights? He's about to be Rogue. I'll go Rogue mode. Permission to go Rogue mode. Granted! I'm waiting for the lights. Hit the lights. The red. Yeah. Rogue mode alert. I'm going to say 3-1 Brighton. Rogue mode finished. Lights back to normal. You are never having that again. How's that rogue? Rogue mode. Oh, rogue. I'm going to pick the strong favorites to win at home. Rogue mode. You're an idiot. 2-1 Leeds. 2-1 Brighton. Oh. Oh, all right. 2-1 Brighton. All right, let's not be silly here. Pot kettle black.

19:48Yeah, but I'm not claiming I'm going rogue. Oh, my God.

19:53It's a fucking London diamond!

20:00I didn't expect that. I feel like your teeth get bigger every week. No, my pie's better. I have leeks sauce. I have pie. Oh, I'm fucking out. I'm with the fucking edge. and we're fucking Spurs and we fucking love cockerels on our basketballs.

20:23It's a fucking London Darby. Oh, this is a fucking London Darby and off. You can't. Chelsea have an unbelievable record against Spurs as well. It doesn't seem to matter how bad Chelsea are, they tend to win. Yeah, but they just lost to Sunland so I've lost respectfully. And it's me to go first and do you know what? Yeah, Chelsea look great one week, shit the next. Great one week, shit the next. So great this week and then shit in the next. 2-1 to Spurs. Well, that did not follow his train of thought. Actually, no. 2-2. Oh, my God. He just changed it to the score I wanted. Pardon me. Pooh breath.

20:58Don't call me that. Please. Sorry. Sorry. I'm going to... I really like 2-2. Do 3-3, then. Go on, do it. Can you deal with your tongue? Oh God. That's my thinking face. Thinking face.

21:23I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. Oh my God.

21:32Just fucking give me a score. 2-1 Spurs. God, that's made me go light-headed. Okay. Oh, my. Fuck it, Elizabeth! I just got it! Yeah! Fucking can of chicken and a can of Coke! You've got to get slaughtered! Oh, fuck it, he's the best footballer in the world! I've got a 40 million on a disc class! And, oh, my God, they are at home to...

22:09Oh my god, I don't know why. That's my favourite one. Where the fuck? I slugged out for a second. That's my favourite one by far Was it here? Was it here? Yeah Can you not see the trail he's left? Yeah There's fucking weird liquor in the floor Oh It's just icing from a cake Liverpool Villa It's you to go first I'm a villain This show is fucking balmy So I can't see Liverpool vs Villa God it has to end It can't go on like this Can it? It can't Liverpool vs Villa Fucking hell This is tough Really fucking hard Villa might be back But I know what I'm doing You're not allowed to go rogue mode Because

23:332-2 Lock it in I was gonna go that I think Liverpool come back here 2-1 Liverpool Fucking hell We have a separated big time there But next up It is We're on To Sunday Sunday the 2nd of November Sunday the Oh Oh shit He's fucking Fucked it up We've got West Ham I want some fucking pie and mash right in there, right up my shit pipe. Give me some liquor as well. Liquor and jelly deals. Give it to me. I had jelly deals the other day. How were they? Really not good. No. Really don't know why people eat them. It's a bit of an acquired taste, isn't it? It's the same for any other thing. That's not nice, though.

24:17Son of a time is all right now, mate! Son of a time is all right! We're at Newcastle! Fucking angel of the nerve! Angel of the nerve! Go on, lads! Get stuck into them We've changed It's my first turn No it's me isn't it Get in I think I think it's going to be a comfortable away victory But Do you concede Do you concede I'm going to get 3-1 Newcastle I think you might just concede 1 You think I'd like to reverse mulligan that please Tom now thinks West Ham I'm going to beat Newcastle 3-1 Yes That would be The best bit of karma If that actually After I reverse the Newcastle score for you That would be fucking Realistically How horny would that be though?

25:17Not for me No But You'd get horny though Don't make eye contact I'm going to say I'm going to say Newcastle away on good form we're too athletic for them these days we're way too good are you on good form yeah we won Benfica we beat Fulham we won Benfica where are you out from son of the times are mine are mine I'm going to say 3-0 Newcastle we're just too athletic for them and too quick and powerful okay I'd like to reverse mulligan that please you can't you already have reverse mulligan me I'm allowed to no you haven't Did you not get the email? No, they're not. But I would actually... Let me guess.