In short
A “Premier League predictions” bonus episode (EP.19) covering results from a double game week, then making predictions for upcoming fixtures. The hosts also do recurring comedy bits and a forfeit involving eating a Carolina Reaper-flavored worm, plus a “tree saving” PSA.
Guests
No traditional guests for the predictions segment; the main “guest” is Frank Thomas (“Lil Frankie”), who appears briefly as a Spurs manager character during the Spurs vs West Ham preview. He jokes about training, bad results, and gives a score prediction (2-1 Spurs).
Key claims
Michael Carrick’s first Man United game in charge; Brentford “on absolute fire” with Thiago’s scoring; Arsenal are “just going to win the league”; Wolves are “most informed” and Newcastle are improving; Fulham are undefeated in six and are competitive; Liverpool will beat Burnley comfortably; Spurs/West Ham is framed as a “worst game”/London derby.
Notable examples
Man United vs Man City (Carrick era), Chelsea vs Brentford, Fulham vs Leeds, Liverpool vs Burnley, Sunderland vs Crystal Palace, Spurs vs West Ham, Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal, Wolves vs Newcastle, Everton vs Aston Villa, Brighton vs Bournemouth.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VODiscussion on Missing Week
0:58 to 2:08
Hosts discuss the missed week due to a double game week in football.
“It's the only app he uses to talk to people.”
Game Results Breakdown
2:24 to 4:20
The hosts analyze the outcomes of various matches during the game week.
“I didn't actually I only saw a few clips from the other week.”
Continued Match Predictions
4:20 to 7:16
The discussion continues with more predictions and results of games.
“It was 2-2 at the end of that game where Reeve predicted for Tom 4-0 and I said 2-1.”
Forfeit and Worm Challenge
7:16 to 9:10
The hosts discuss a forfeit involving eating worms based on their predictions.
“So really, it should just be 10 in his mouth, I think.”
Manchester Derby and Further Predictions
9:10 to 14:00
The hosts transition into discussing the upcoming Manchester derby and other match predictions.
“Yeah Will back from his Five year holiday In Australia G'day Come on Yeah Okay Lesbians in the Premier League Man 2-2 Motherfucker Oh my What is that meant to be?”
Manchester City vs. Manchester United Predictions
14:00 to 16:51
Discussion on the predicted outcome of the Manchester derby with humorous banter.
“I think this game is going to be 3-1 City.”
West London Derby Insights
16:51 to 18:56
Predictions and insights on the Chelsea vs. Brentford match, including team performance.
“He sounds pissed at you You fucking man That's it Miners don't do that What accent's that meant to be?”
Leeds vs. Fulham Match Analysis
18:56 to 21:14
Analysis of the upcoming Leeds and Fulham match, discussing team forms and predictions.
“It's a tough place to go, Ellen Rowe, but Fulham do have quality where they can hurt them.”
Liverpool vs. Burnley Predictions
21:14 to 24:16
Discussion on the match between Liverpool and Burnley, featuring statistics and predictions.
“And at that point, we're like 12 undefeated at home.”
Sunderland vs. Crystal Palace Preview
24:16 to 28:00
Preview of Sunderland vs. Crystal Palace, focusing on team form and match predictions.
“He was a good manager in Holland as well.”
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Welcoming Manager Frank Thomas
28:00 to 29:14
The hosts engage with Frank Thomas, discussing the upcoming Spurs vs West Ham fixture.
“because this might be the worst game in Premier League history.”
Discussing the London Derby
29:31 to 31:02
Frank shares thoughts on the challenging London derby and insights into team dynamics.
“Progressive Casualty Insurance Company affiliates and third-party insurers.”
Predictions for Spurs vs West Ham
31:02 to 32:19
The hosts make bold predictions for the Spurs vs West Ham match amid lively banter.
“saw popper But they're about to sign Conor Gallagher.”
Previewing Arsenal vs Nottingham Forest
32:19 to 33:36
A deep dive into Arsenal's current form and their upcoming match against Nottingham Forest.
“Plant 5 ,000trees.com is what I went to, mate.”
Wolverhampton vs Newcastle Matchup
33:36 to 35:39
The hosts discuss the upcoming game between Wolverhampton and Newcastle, sharing opinions and predictions.
“I was thinking about what I was just doing.”
Everton vs Aston Villa Preview
35:39 to 42:00
A humorous and critical take on the upcoming Everton vs Aston Villa game, highlighting team performances.
“Look, the Wolverines apparently are delighted.”
Villain's Dad and Predictions
42:00 to 43:58
The hosts engage in a humorous discussion about character impressions while making predictions for the upcoming match.
“but they're definitely not great away from home.”
One to Watch: Sam Johnston
43:58 to 44:36
Discussion transitions to players to watch, focusing on Sam Johnston's potential impact in the upcoming match.
“And next up we've got Brighton against the Cherries!”
Confusion and Show Recap
44:36 to 45:26
A playful segment where the hosts joke about forgetting the show's content and wrap up with a recap.
“I think Newcastle are going to fucking struggle here really badly.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Welcome back to the great show on Earth! I'm really glad to see you were rescued from the dog's anus. Welcome back. That never happened. It did happen. We heard your voice. We did. Welcome back, Thomas. It's good to be back. It feels good. Did you miss the show? I did a bit. And welcome back to all yous because, of course, it was a double game week, so we weren't here last week. Don't worry. We got your sword. It was FI Cup. We're not doing FI Cup predictions because, I mean, there's only so many impressions I've got. I think we have to do World Cup, though. When that comes around, we're doing World Cup, and that'll be the last episode.
0:30Do you think we'll ever... Yeah, let's just do it. I think that'll be the end of us. Let's just do it. Yeah, I think it's worth it. I think we should fucking do it. Obviously, quick one before we get back into it. We are, of course, sponsored by our friends, Dabble! Dabble, dibble, dabble! And they've got a new acquisition this week. What's that, Thomas? Oh, well, I'll tell you, you lucky, lucky people. You can get£10 completely free when you bet£10 with Dabble using the promo code PITSIDE! PITSIDE! PITSIDE! Yeah, look, Dabble is... You love it. I actually do. I can't get enough of it. You genuinely love Dabble.
1:05It's my only better now. It's the only app he uses to talk to people. No, they don't talk back now. I mean, I had a really good winner over Christmas, didn't I? I think there was... I'm not sure how many people... There was a couple of hundred people copied the better. There's nearly 15 to one come through because, you know, that's what I did. I had a good winner as well for the first time since the Australian tennis match. Really? Yeah, but I lost all trust in everyone, so only 11 people copied it. So you're now building it back up. Yeah, building trust back up. I've had a few horse winners as well because obviously it's not just football.
1:33You can use it on any sport pretty much. Horse racing, even the darts. When the darts was on over the winter, we were doing that. And it's all happening inside a proper social app, which is Dabble. It's better than your standard sports books, which are just, oh, put your bet on and leave. No, we want to have fun. Yeah, you can have a bit of cracking, talk about the football and decisions in the game. I mean, the Newcastle Man City one would have been a big talking point. Or you can slag us off when we post a bet. You can slag us off in the chat saying, you silly, silly man. But be careful because you will get banned by me.
2:03I have the power. So if you do fancy a bet this weekend, make sure you download Double End of the promo code Pitchside Bet£10 You're going to get£10 completely for free. It's 18 plus new customers only T and C's apply. Please gamble responsibly BeGambleAware.org Right, so let's review the double game week. It's obviously really stood in for me. I didn't actually I only saw a few clips from the other week. I can't recall anything from it. Yeah, I didn't. But it wasn't you anyway. It was the Admiral. Oh, yeah, that is true. It was the Admiral. So let's go. What are we doing for a forfeit today? Because we don't have the wheel.
2:38We need to decide a forfeit. Yeah, probably just need to get a wheel. Oh! You're a fucking... Oh, my God. He's just passed me some worms. Flavoured. Onion and parsley. There you go, mate. Right, someone's got to have a handful of worms if you lose. Not a handful. How many worms? One. One worm. You did a Carolina Reaper. Yeah. You only want to eat one worm. I'll eat one. I've got no waiter to wash it down with. Waiter. I got no waiter.
3:12We'll deal with you. Okay. Okay. How about this? The other person gets to have a handful. The other person has to open their mouth, and you just throw them at his face, and whatever sticks you have to eat. I think that's a good rule. How about this? Yeah, how about this? the loser sits there with his mouth open and you get three chances to throw him in. I think you just have a handful. No, no, no. Five chances throw it in. Ah, okay. It's a bit of fun. Oh my God, it's like a game. So anyway, the first game of the weekend was Villa Forest. Just a point each because Reeve went 4-1 for me. Lewis went 3-0.
3:44Yes, sir. So that made it 1-1. Brighton beat Burnley 2-0. Fuck! Reeve, Gordon resulted this for Tom. 3-0. But I got the correct result for two. Yes. So that makes it 4-3. Yeah. Huge, huge one for me there. That's annoying. Oh my God. Yeah, Wolves beat West Ham 3-0. We're even for a draw. You went for a West Ham win. Yeah, but they're still propping up the table. Still propping up the table. They might not for much longer. How's the hell shit it called, aren't they? If they keep plugging on. Yeah. So that still made it 4-3. No change there. Then Bournemouth put up a fight. Yeah. The Cherries put up a fight.
4:21No one saw that. At home to Arsenal, it was 3-2. but we predicted I predicted 3-1 golden results so pretty close actually Reeve went 2-0 you're pretty unlucky with that actually considering the goals they conceded so that made it 6-4 to Lewis going into Sunday's games Reeve I love you Reeve predicted a 1-1 draw you predicted a 2-2 draw so now it's 7-0 going into Brentford Everton Reeve predicted a 2-1 home win you predicted a 2-2 draw it was a 4-2 away win for Brentford which keeps it 7-7 going in to Fulham Liverpool. It was 2-2 at the end of that game where Reeve predicted for Tom 4-0 and I said 2-1.
5:04So zero points there. 4-0 was ambitious. Oh my god. And then the Newcastle Palace game. You predicted a draw. Did I? For your own team. I don't remember doing that. Obviously it was the admiral. And Reeve predicted a 1-0 home win which makes it 8-7 to me. Spurs drew 1-1 with Sunderland Reeve predicted a 1-1 draw You predicted 2-0 Spurs That makes it 11-7 Going into City, Chelsea Where you both predicted a home win So the final score is 11-7 to me Reeve, I love you There's another game week, bitch Oh shit, yeah Show me this game week, Will Come on Forest won away at West Ham, which you predicted.
5:52One point for me. I said 3-0. Reeve stupidly said a draw, so it's 1-0 to you. Next up was Bournemouth versus Spurs. It was 3-2, of course. Reeve said 2-1 to Bournemouth. I said 2-1 Spurs, so 1-1. Brentford beat Sunderland at home. You weirdly predicted a draw. Reeve got it right with a Brentford home win. One time I'm back up to get a point. It's so fucking annoying. 2-1 to Reeve. And then again, Reeve predicted the draw with Palace Villa. That's 3-1 to Reeve. I said 2-1 Villa there, and Reeve said 2-2. So that's a point. That's 3-1 as we go on to the next result. Everton-Wolves, it was 1-1. Reeve said 2-0.
6:30And I said 1-1! Yes! Come on! Come on, the Admiral! Come on, my face! So that's 4-3 going into the next game. Fulham beat Chelsea 2-1. Reeve-Golden-Risorted away win. 2-1. That's a Golden result. You went for a draw. That's fine. I've got a gold result in there. That makes it 4-3. You both... Oh, you got a draw with a Man City home win. Reeve did say 2-1 to City as well. That's a... 1-1 in the end. So that's zero points. Zero to everyone. Man United drew with Burnley. You both went for an away win. So it's still 4-3. You did predict a Newcastle win at home to Leeds. Go on! Reeve went for a draw.
7:09That is so unlucky. So that's 5-3 to Lewis. There's a gap. Arsenal, Liverpool was 0-0. Both predicted home wins. So Lewis wins. that game week. Yes! Fuck! Yes! Overall, it's 11-10. So really, it should just be 10 in his mouth, I think. Well, no, because one game week was... If you combine them. ...was really, one was you, so it's just one each. Because we don't do like that. We don't score it by points each week, do we? All right, worm boy. You do me first, then. No, you go with me first, I always go first, and then you do some... No, because you lost first. Yeah, so you threw it at me. No, no, no, because you lost first.
7:44That is not the real... Just do me first. I'll do. Is this the distance we're doing? Can I have a practice one? No. I need your gut up a bit. Yeah, good boy. Fucking hell. This is hard, mate. You're not going to have to chew any.
8:03Oh, mate, you need to at least eat one. Okay, if you don't get any, I'll eat one.
8:12Is that it? No, I've got one more. You ready? No, because you're throwing loads. You're as well.
8:22I'm sorry, I'm not very good at throwing worms. Right. Jeez, I really don't want to do this. I feel a bit sick. Oh, you just ate him? Well, chew him, swallow him. Taste him.
8:38I love how you do Carolina Reaper happily. That's fucking horrible. Oh, no, don't be a dicker, Donovan. What, you're going straight into those? I only did that in the last one.
8:52Open. I got my head. I got my head.
9:04Oh shit. So you're 11-10 up into the new year. I tell you what, this is a fucking close, close little game. Right boys, that's the forfeit stone. Get ready. I know you've missed us. Clevo on the vlog You ready? Yeah Will back from his Five year holiday In Australia G'day Come on Yeah Okay Lesbians in the Premier League Man 2-2 Motherfucker Oh my
9:48What is that meant to be? Yeah!
9:55Oh my God. The biggest anti-climax ever. Oh God. We're having a laugh though. Right lads, I'll see you soon a little bit. The Mina. Oh, good to see you again, Thomas. The Santa Maria. I do you in the bottom while I'm drinking sangria. Oh my God. They're after. They've got him. They've got him. They've got him. Right, let's get into it then. Back to the action. Because the first game of the week, it's, of course, an early kickoff. We love an early kickoff. I love an early kickoff. And it's the fucking Manchester derby. Man United versus City. Is it Man United? City? City. Is it City? City. City.
10:36Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. You're twisting my melons, man. Anyway. What the fuck is that? You've never heard that song. I've heard the song, but what relevancy has it got to City? That's what they say. Oh, they're twisting my melons. You're twisting my melons, man. No, Man City love bananas. They do. I don't know why. I feel like that. It's true. Can't go in. No, trust me. They do. They do bananas. I don't know why. Anyway, it's Michael Carrick's first game in charge. Yeah, Michael Carrick. Geordie actually is he full Geordie?
11:07probably is he really? all to the walls then actually do you know what did he not come through your academy then? no we don't produce good players but back in the day we didn't no Michael Carrick welcome we don't care about that so Michael Carrick's first game in charge Michael shalom shalom Michael welcome to the Premier League it's his first I can't wait to impersonate him at one point in the day in the show you could just well you're not a Geordie do a Geordie accent Fucking YI man Fucking YI man Fucking YI man Fucking YI man Fucking YI man Can't be you Can't be you Can't top top I'm getting down He can't He can't fucking Be you And top top He can't fucking Can't get mortal man Aye mortal's good Anyway Man United have won One of their last six games Yeah They're fucking shit In his class I actually guess who I met The other day Do you know United Strand Let me guess Oh Fred West No It was United Strand Who's that he's the guy who's grown his hair out until Man United win five in a row oh is that his name?
12:09yeah United Strand that's pretty freaking beef now what are your thoughts on the fact that he's got in the players head so much that they'll never win a five in a row because they know I don't think that's why he does it guess what he did the other day? what? he slicked it back no before you ask I haven't had my hair cut it was like Anthony Gordon oh god his hair is so bad I've seen Gordon's hair last year Gordon I know you're a friend of the show but fucking cut it like Yeah That has to go So City did beat United 3-0 Last time around Indeed I just personally hope That Michael's obviously Done the right thing And Got permission off The big boss At Man United Alex Ferguson Aye I'll tell you something That'll be my pass It could've been killed Everything at Man United At the minute Is a fucking disgrace Everything's a fucking disgrace And since I've left It's been a shit show Michael one at a time one at a time one at a time otherwise you won't get my fucking blessing stop i'm sorry sir stop shaking i'll clean it i'll clean it stop fucking I Calma down me laddie.
13:22All right on your knees
13:29Any more grips on mark Stop doing fucking that minute Right fuck off that's off press off press off right so what you reckon Carrick The blessing. Has he got, well, apparently he has got the blessing. I'm not too sure. Do you reckon he's got his parking spot? Well, as the Red Devil, I can tell you, no. I'll respect he's leaving it. So Alex Ferguson's the only person allowed in there. He's got the full backing from us and the fan base, the mighty Red Devils. The Red Devils. Up the Devils, man. I think this game is going to be 3-1 City. What do you reckon, Devil Boy? You'd be wrong. I think... You are the annoying devil, actually.
14:11Do you remember that? Yeah. And he used to put, like, shit across the whole bridge. It's like watching Man United happened. No, actually, I'm the red devil. That's not fucking funny. I'm going to say you're completely out of order, mate. Carrick's going to take over from the squad. It's going to be 4-0, Man City. Oh, next up is the fucking London Derby! It's a fucking naughty West London Derby. But they're not... There's a Buzzy Bees. The Buzzy Bees are going to buzz all the way to the bridge. I'm buzzing into Europe. Buzzing into Europe like the bee swarm. Do you reckon they will? Well, they're doing it.
14:46Do you reckon they will? Do you reckon they're going to buzz all... Do you reckon they're going to sting the rest of the league?
14:56No, I don't. No, I don't either. Chelsea have only won one of the last nine league games. That came against Everton. Everton! Brentford are on absolute fire. Thiago's on fire. He's probably the best, worst striker ever. It's going to fall off. They have got a good team, though. Keller's been on fire. Their back four's solid. They don't concede many goals. A set-piece teacher is his fucking course. He's not, though. That was like a role given to him. Like, it was just a... What's the word? Like a role that's just like... Are we in a generation where we're actually... I think he had more of a role than just set-pieces.
15:27Like, Arsenal's set-piece taker might actually just become a good management now. Coach. No, don't bring him up. He might. I hate that guy. What about the Aston Villa one? Who do you think wins in a fight? The Aston Villa one has like long, long hair. The Aston Villa one's less in your face. You feel a bit of a dickhead without that. Yeah, of course. Like, cut your hair, mate. You know what I mean? They all am like, I'll just think, just sit on the bench and shut up. Thiago's got 16 goals this season. Do you know what that makes him? Better than Chris Wood? Everyone's better than Chris Wood. I mean, he's the highest scoring Brazilian ever in the Prem.
15:54That is mental, by the way. And it's January. Have we had good Brazilians? The highest one before was Firmino. Diego Costa, we've had him for a while. I can't believe Costa never got more than that. I don't know how Costa's not done it. I wonder what his match was. Hashtag overrated. Hashtag, hashtag found out, bitch. Anyway. Hashtag fighter merchant. It's you to go first. And also Chelsea, Rosinia now in charge. Yeah. Rosinia. It's Rosinia, isn't it? I don't really know. Does he have a child called Ross? So he's called Ross Senior. That wouldn't make sense.
16:31Thank you.
16:46someone shouted tell it again
16:50right uh it's you to go first chimp uh i'm the devil wait wait where's the apple i don't know who i am i am this is the new character guys i'm called edgar um as edgar i think it's gonna be 2-2 Patricia Samantha Samantha 2-2 Different to Samantha Yeah Shalom I I just think it's Unpredictable game Because of Chelsea And Brentford are bound To score goals I'm going to go 2-1 Brentford Fuck off I am crazy Do it again How crazy am I You're a fucking mental man On a scale of like Zero to Bronson How crazy am I Ew Oh yeah Who thought that would be horrible? Put it on your tongue. No. It's fucking Burns.
17:38Yeah, I'm going to go 2-1 Brentford. Next up, it's Fulham. We love the theatre. We absolutely love it. Hey, hey, hey. You don't do that enough. You don't do that enough. You don't do that enough. We know about the miners up here. That was a terrible reaction. You just sound drunk. He sounds pissed at you You fucking man That's it Miners don't do that What accent's that meant to be? The worst Yorkshire accent ever Here we go We're Legionated By the way Since we've been doing this Fulham skit Well Not a skit But Since I've been talking about Fulham With my lovely hat They've been like unreal Yeah Well you could say they have been Fabulous Yes!
18:33We've been fabulous! Oi! So, by the way, cottages, you're fucking welcome, you Westlandon slags. What has been the catalyst? Me? Is my question. You? Me? You take your credit. It's all me. Who's the second biggest catalyst? It's all me! Everything's about me! Oi! I think this is a tough one. Leeds at home. Leeds have been unreal. Fulham are undefeated in six. They're only four points off Liverpool. The Fulham are always one of those teams that like They're competitive against everyone in the league They don't necessarily get the results You can never like guarantee a win against Fulham But like at the start of the season they were near the bottom And you were thinking could they Could they could they not And I went absolutely not They were not Can't even use a whistle What the hell is that It's just a fucking Yeti That's weird stuff up north man that is not you're from up north and you can't even do a Yorkshire accent he's rocking have you not seen Hot Fuzz you sound pissed I haven't seen the Hot Fuzz the farmer which is down south summer you're an absolute idiot Fulham won this one 1-0 last time round back in September Leeds last minute defeat to that was their first defeat in seven they have been on a good run a good run not an unbelievable You could say it's an unbelievable run, guys.
20:00Absolutely not. Leeds are really good at home. It's a tough place to go, Ellen Rowe, but Fulham do have quality where they can hurt them. I'm going to go 2-2. It's a Patricia. Patricia? Oh, my God. I saw Patricia and the pantomime. She looked like a doll.
20:15I'm so proud of her. Can you believe she's taken back Andy? She used to be called Andy before the surgery.
20:26That's fine. No one knows. Okay. My opinion, you ask the policeman, the Yorkshire policeman. Come on, PC Plot. PC. From Yorkshire Police. PC Plot. I've heard things about you, mate. Apparently, you're the bent copper. What is that word? It just sounds pissed. So you're drinking on the job? Yeah. You don't know what I'm saying. You sound mental. Yeah, you don't do that much. What's your prediction? I think Lee I don't know if they go to Ellen Road And get a result You don't think Lee's going to go to Ellen Road And get a result No I don't think Bolton Great prediction I don't think Bolton will go to Ellen Road And get the result The cottages Yeah I mean There's our adult There's our adult in Yorkshire And we play really well Why has he got a speech impediment Please tell me He's from Yorkshire mate They don't ask You're from Yorkshire basically I'm not from Yorkshire You're basically from Yorkshire You fucking know what I am I'm going to say 2-1 Leeds I think it'll be close but I don't think Leeds really could have and should have beaten Newcastle, so I don't think they'll be too concerned.
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21:28And at that point, we're like 12 undefeated at home. Like, I don't think they'll be too disheartened and they'll continue their good form. Oh, next up, this could be a Ruben Amarin. We've got Liverpool taking on Burnley. And I must admit, with what's going on with Real Madrid lately, obviously, old Jabi's had the slot. He's through the trap door. What the fuck is that noise? So we've got on a slot here today to talk a few thoughts. Yes, so it's... Obviously, the results have not been ideal. It cannot be an impression of slots, really. But, you know, it's a fucking high Premier League. You're not even saying anything?
22:14Isaac has not been performing to the levels that we... You sound ill. That's really rude All we can do is try our best Xabi Alonso, great player, legend of the club I'd like to have him in the team He's not a good manager I'm from Barcelona I just come from Real Madrid I come for your job Honest Lord, mi bapé run your club You want to give club club club He says fuck off, fuck off manager You get sack sack sack This is the worst one we've ever done The worst one Look at you He's breathing down the fucking mic like the same way you sleep. I don't sound Spanish. This show has gone to shit.
22:57I believe the game... I'm not a fucker. I can't do it. I can't do it. What are you doing? I'm put up to this. I don't know how to fucking do it. Would you take slot or would you take fucking... I'd set her. I'd keep slot. would you take Slot or would you take Xabi Alonso I'd put Slot on I'd keep Slot I think at the minute why I just think he's proven in the Prems Xabi Alonso's done one good job in a shit league I think but like Xabi Alonso I think is like everyone can see you know can they though but Real Madrid never wanted a manager like him he also had a really shit season the second year at Leverkusen didn't he when he stayed or nowhere near as good anyway I think I think just because he's a bit of a sexy name.
23:47He's a good footballer. He's Spanish. People think, but Slott's come in, proved himself at Liverpool. He's still doing okay there. They've had a big slum. What's more impressive, Slott winning the Premier League first season or the invincible Leverkusen or the Bayern? I think Slott. I think that's close, but I disagree. It's such a shit league. Yeah. And then he ended up losing the final in the Europa League. Yeah. I think that's close, but I think Slott's got more money in the bank personally because he was He was a good manager in Holland as well. I was waiting for the wrestling music. Why? Money in the bank.
24:21Ah. But look, Liverpool did win at Burnley back in September. They're actually 11 games unbeaten since that terrible streak they went on. Really? Yep. What the frick? Oh, the stats don't lie, my friend. Burnley's last win in the league was October against the Wolves. They're 12 games without a win. I feel sorry for Burnley because they're putting good shots on. It was a good result against Man United. They did all right in that, but Man Utd are terrible. Yeah, no, but still Burnley getting that result. I don't want them to sack Scott Parker. Burnley away from home are so bad. 2-0 Liverpool. I'm going to go 4-1 Liverpool.
25:01Really? I just think Burnley are going to just make it hard for them to score. Barnsley scored against them. And they should have had a couple. Yeah, no. By the way, Shobbis lie there. Did you watch the game? No, they hit the post. They had a few good chances. he's born born born born yeah so next up we've got your favourite team in the whole wide world no we don't because you are I mean Crystal Palace the Eagles take your ball cap off oh shit no so take it off ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
25:46Great joke. Right, Sunderland Palace. Sunderland haven't won in five league games. Are you happy about that? I think that might tie in with AFCON, possibly. But I'm pretty sure in those five league games. Yeah, they've had four draws in them five league games. It's not like they've fallen off completely. I mean, look, they're still doing decent. I did say as well, it's going to come. they're gonna be I'm gonna come do not come they're gonna be tested they're gonna be tested and this is now this is the sign of how they're gonna do the season are they gonna bounce back or are they gonna go downhill they are gonna get figured out by teams like it happened to Leeds when they came up and they were flying and then you get figured out of course but they are so good at home yeah they still haven't lost at home have they they're gonna finish 12th I said it like half of the season like 12th and that'll be an unbelievable season I think they can sneak a top 10 they can but I personally think it'll be 12th but Palace are nine games without a win as well and that came the last win came against Sheldon the mighty Sheldon oh was that even an Irish character I don't know what you were doing I should be able to do that shouldn't I that's fucking embarrassing yeah Sheldon off Bavinga what the fuck are you doing oh god this is a low point nine games without a win for Palace though I just said that right is it me to go it's me to go first then it it was 0-0 last time these players do you remember that yeah I remember it well do you remember who scored yeah me and the toilet oh were you that Newcastle fan in Marseille
27:19guilty that was fabulous we should invite him on the show if you're the Newcastle fan giving it fucking the rabbit in the toilet and the girl we'll do a Mr and Mrs come on down I think Sunderland are going to bounce back here and I think they're going to win. Call me crazy. I'm going to go 2-1. Last night took a L, but tonight I bounced back. Was that English? Last night took a L, but tonight I bounced back. What's your prediction? Because every time you predict Swindlers actually get something, they don't. Yeah, that is true. 1-1. So I'm not predicting the win. I think a draw. I think they're going to continue the draw.
27:58You've gone for the old Peter 1-1. Peter 1-1. He's a rare one, then. He's a rare one. Peter's a bit shy. Right, has someone got a gun? because this might be the worst game in Premier League history. We have Spurs and West Ham. And boys, I know you want more guests on the Prediction Show from time to time. And we're very lucky today, actually. We have got Frank Thomas, Lil Frankie himself, in the studio, the Spurs manager. Thank you very much for joining us, Mr Frank. Hello. How do you feel about the upcoming fixture? I think we are trying very hard in training.
28:31You got the Arsenal badge. Keep rolling guys, keep rolling. Don't worry about it, we can edit round that, can't we? It's not live. I think we have bad results lately. I don't know why I'm German, but I think - Frank, Frank, Frank. It says the goon is on there. Is that? Yeah, Frank, yeah, just take that off. Keep rolling guys. The next segment's gonna be live though, so be careful. Yeah, so I think it's a tough game, it's a London derby. Frank, Frank, Frank. Meet Morgan Jones. Morgan is about to step into a world unknown to most thanks to Progressive's renter's insurance, a place of fresh linens and turndown service.
29:14You see Morgan temporarily vacated her apartment and has gone to a hotel because a pipe burst in her apartment. A pipe that made her sense of reality and apartment ceiling all come crashing down. Luckily, Morgan checked into Progressive's Protection Zone. Get a quote at Progressive.com. Progressive Casualty Insurance Company affiliates and third-party insurers. Frank are you are you are you look at your top take it off it's it's mate it's fucking there's cameras everywhere I am being set up I am being set up yeah right we're good as you were saying Frank please time man I apologise he's useless it is obviously a London derby it's a big game I'm thirsty I'm sorry I believe that
30:02I believe if we can win this game, save my job, and then we go to the moon. Yeah, shut up, shut up, you're boring, mate. Right, I'm going to say Tottenham's going to lose because the manager's absolutely useless, let's be honest. Yeah, well, you said he should stay. Yeah, but then I've seen the whole, what I've just seen there, and it's just like, how incompetent must you be? And also, not even that, how incompetent must the staff around you be? And also, I don't understand why there was an Arsenal Cup at Bournemouth. Do you know what it is? It's like, well, apparently he's left over by some of the Arsenal staff, and he must have not realised.
30:31But like, do you know what it is? all the staff around him is like do you know when you have a fucking snot on your nose and your mate doesn't tell you sack them all they're not your mates they're not your good staff yeah look obviously this is probably the most boring game of the weekend two just depressing teams at the minute Spurs fans are going to apparently stage a protest against the owners I don't really blame them they've got two weeks they were celebrating Levy going and now they protest no but Levy's still there isn't he he just doesn't I don't really know what's going on Levy has he left I don't know it's like a fucking saw popper But they're about to sign Conor Gallagher.
31:05Yeah, he's going to solve all the problems. The Oracle calls. How do Chelsea fans feel about that? I think they're indifferent because I think some are like traitor, but then at the same time, they did kind of fuck him up. Yeah, he did not want to leave, but he did leave with a flag of himself in the Chelsea stance and you go to Tottenham. That's a bit fucking mental. I think they should get over it. When did you go to Aston Villa? But you're not guaranteed game time in a World Cup year, are you? And it's London, and it's more money at Spurs, and apparently Villa wanted a loan, not permanent. Poor knowledge.
31:30That was some good knowledge. look West Ham did end their 10 game winless run with a win against QPR I'm going to say it's going to be Astor Villa win 3-1 it's not Villa it's Spurs West Ham
31:46Jesus it is just like two you know what fighting each other that really is if you haven't seen that on YouTube then you know I'm going to say
31:592-1 Spurs Desmond 2-1 I'm going to go a little bit rogue here I think West Ham win they've got a good record they've got a good record they've got a really good record I think West Ham win 2-1 because I don't predict many 2-1s if that happens Frank is stacked yeah bye bye Frank 100 % and Javi Alonso's in you like that ball knowledge actually I was going to say that's mental but I feel like that could happen I think Javi Alonso will take it straight into it into the prem and he could do wonders oh I tell you what also it's a fucking London derby yeah you you anyway next up it's the trees it's the tricky trees we'd like to take this message on the prediction show we don't normally talk about serious things yeah but can we please remember to save the trees because millions are dying in the forests and also you recently donated 5 ,000 pounds didn't you to plant 5 ,000 trees.
33:01Plant 5 ,000trees.com is what I went to, mate. So, remember, smoke trees, don't cut them down. Ah, because you like to blaze. Blaze God for life. Forrest. They're taking on Arsenal.
33:26Anyway, Anyway, Mikel Arteta's side are on a six-match unbeaten run in the league since losing at Villa. They've won five in a row before joining against Liverpool. They weren't great against Liverpool, though. Did you watch that game? Who are you talking about? Aston Villa. Arsenal. Arsenal. Are you here? I was thinking about what I was just doing. Ah, weirdo. The Forest Strip is set to be their third successive away match in three different competitions this week after Portsmouth and Chelsea. Yeah. Which obviously we know they won at Stamford Bridge. They won 2-1. They can't be stopped! Arsenal are fucking just going to win the league.
34:02Yeah, they are just the best team, aren't they? Forest don't have a chance. They're also then in Milan. What's fucking Sean doing? Who? Mr. Dyche? Oh, fucking mate. I don't know. Mate. Oh, fuck, mate. It's because he's gone... It's because Dyche has now gone Australian so he's not as tough. Mate, I miss Ange. Do you think they would have been better with Ange? No. I think they would have. Yeah, they wouldn't have. They'd be better than where they are now. No, they wouldn't. How? Because they didn't win one game. Yeah, no, but he didn't have a chance to do out with them, did he? No, I think this just...
34:37I'm going to gold... It's me to go first. Yeah, I might. I'm going to gold and result Arsenal to win 3-0. I just think this is a stink... Oh, no, 3...
34:523-0. 3-1. I'll give Forrest a goal I'm going to say 3-0 Arsenal players Fuck Yeah Fuck Fuck Fuck
35:10Did you just shit himself I think he just shit himself Next up It's the Wolverines It's the Wolverines It's the Wolverines Taking on your beloved David Bel... Oh, they don't do that, though. That's cats. Cats do that. It's cats, man. Oh, shit, yeah. Unlucky bud. Fuck, I should have gone and resorted this. I think you made me... No, you can't, because you've already done Newcastle. It's a new rule. That's not a new rule. Just made it up. Not a rule. Just made it up. Not a rule. Not a rule. Just made it up. Not a rule. I am... This is just... Look, the Wolverines apparently are delighted. I wonder who's wrote this prep.
35:51The Wolverines are delighted after four games without a loss. You beat... Fuck off, Will! They fucking beat Shrewsbury. Shrewsbury. They drew. They drew with nine men. They drew with nine men. They beat the worst team in the league at the minute and they're still... Propping up the table. Come on. Come on. Oh, shit. Propping up the table. You fucking useless dingle fuckers. I hope everyone in that ground... Other than the Newcastle fans, Yeah, so the Dingles, the Magpies have won their last three games. Some would say luckily, well, not their last three because you lost against City. Oh, it's the Magpies!
36:32Hello, Maggie the Magpie! Is that her name? Maggie the Magpie!
36:40Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not here. It's just a Magpie. I'm a ventriloquist. Do you know, Magpies are actually like, they're vultures, aren't they? Yeah! They're still shiny things. that's a bit like you with players stop it's you to go first here surely you're confident with this even though you played midweek of course I'm confident and Wolves are the most informed team in the league some people in the league right everyone has their star man right you know he's a star man Man United have Bruno Fernandes yeah a rat yes don't call him that he's a nice lad is he nah Chelsea they have Palmer who's been you don't need to do the impression mate Lewis you don't need to do the impression I'm called Palmer it looks Lewis you don't need to try and get rid of a chin I'm called Palmer Lewis I promise you Newcastle do you know who we have I'm going to go with Jacob Murphy
37:43I sentence you to conceding goals
37:56Oh my god! That's worse than shagging a dog. That's actually the most embarrassing one yet.
38:15Oh my God. Honestly, I'd rather wear pink high heel boots than pink pants. You wore a Duke mask on this show and that was worse.
38:32Friend of the show, Harvey Barnes. Hello, Harvey. Oh, you're on about Mr. Barnes. Yeah, yeah. Is he even going to start? I can't believe you did that. That's what Harvey Barnes does. That has to stay in. I don't know why I said that. That's like top 10 most aura losses of all time. No, Harvey Barnes is the best winger in the Premier League. Needs to. He's not going to start. Needs to get his England's Cup. Yeah, he is. They reckon he might play for Scotland. No, on the form he's on now, he'll be waiting for that. he's going to start of course he is really? yeah Murphy's fucking pulled his army Alanga's not going to start of course Harvey Barnes unbelievable Miley's playing unbelievable Lewis Hall is England's best left back Harvey Barnes does he's got a good record against the Dingles as well I'll be a legend care man he's just our entire team at the moment and until Vultimada learns learns that as a striker sometimes just have a shot lad you don't have to pass it just fucking shoot how about how about how about shoot how about how about how about shoot Wild idea, lads Call me crazy Call me crazy He's so good But he just needs to shoot Shoot the ball, grommet But we need to win this The Wolverines are looking better But we are better I'm going to say 3-0 Newcastle I was going to go that Well, I went to And guess what I'm calling result in that bitch Hold that, hold that Fucking link it together You got three
40:07oh look at this
40:12three one Newcastle please that's fabulous do you fart uh no next up fly away Maggie oh she's hit already she's dead next up oh we got a bit of prediction show derby yeah like for the law you know, for the hardcore viewers. Because it's Everton. You never shine so brightly. Probably the greatest tune ever made, subjectively. Not even subjectively, objectively. What a team, what a bunch of players. Few friends of the show as well, doing a few petrol station pickups lately. Anyway, they're taking the short-ish journey down to the Midlands, because they're facing Aston Villa.
41:06I'm the villain's dad. You. I can see you bogeys.
41:21Villain's dad's a bogey boy.
41:27I'm the villain's dad. Oh, villa returned to their home fortress. Fuck off, Villa. Where they've won each of their last 11 matches, to be fair, fair play, that is a fortress. Everton have only won one of their last six league games. They are in a really bad run of form. They've got a few players out as well suspended. They lost their heads a bit against the Dingles the other week. A few silly, silly decisions, especially from a friend of the show. Pack it in. Look, I just think this is probably all one-way traffic, unfortunately. Everton aren't great away. They're not great in general at the minute, but they're definitely not great away from home.
42:03Are you... Why is he cross-eyed?
42:08Yeah. Sometimes I think, what are you doing with your life? I could have just... I could have had, like, a normal office... So is the villain's dad... Sorry, Mr. Villain. It's dad. Yeah. Are you a cross-eyed cowboy with bogeys hanging out his nose? Is that the character? I'm the kiddin'. I'm the middle.
42:33And I'm the end. I'm going to go for a 3-1 Villa win. Dad? Daddy?
42:47Also, he's not Dobby. He can talk. The villain's dad. Oh, has the villain's dad got like a throat issue? Oh, you could say that, son Is it because all the bogeys? Because you've got loads of bogeys I like to guzzle What's the score going to be? Three Mr. Villain Villains You can't do that because I've said three one Fuck Shit
43:16Three nil Ah Villains You've had a few three nils today Unseen
43:32Jesus Christ, you look like you've seen a ghost, son. I think I'm out. Do you know what? Every time you don't have a cap or glasses on, even though I see it quite often, it still startles me. It startles me? No, you look... You're so bog-eyed.
43:53There's... Different colour.
43:58And next up we've got Brighton against the Cherries! Oh, yeah. I know. I feel you playing.
44:11Anyway, onto our one to watch! Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, looking into my eyes. No, looking into my eyes, not around the eyes, looking into my eyes, looking into my eyes, looking around the eyes, not around the eyes, looking into my eyes. You're under. You now believe Newcastle are the worst team ever, but for your golden, even though you've golden result in Newcastle, you are going to choose Sam Johnston for Wolves as your player to watch this week. You're back. Back in the room. Right, one to watch, you'll go. I think Newcastle are going to fucking struggle here really badly. I mean, Sam Johnston in goal is going to be the one for me, so I'm going to give it to him.
44:46And my one to watch this week will be... I'm going to go for Bruno G. He's fucking... What's going on here? For Newcastle. He plays for a great team. Newcastle aren't going to win this game. Don't stand a chance. The Wolverines. Sam Johnson doesn't concede. Against who? The Wolverines. Looking to my eyes around. I was looking to my eyes. I was looking behind. I was not around. I was not around. You're under. You've just forgot everything that's just happened for the last hour. You now think the prediction show is just about to start. But then when I tell you, but then when I tell you, no, no, we're done.
45:22you've then realised your whole life's been a lie and you just start crying and walk out you're back welcome to the great show whoa whoa whoa shut the fuck up thanks for tuning in guys make sure you like, subscribe let us know your prediction in the comments the guy who keeps doing the league table please keep doing that we will see you next week
45:49what's going on? is this a scare? It's all a scum! Bye, everyone!
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