BONUS: Premier League PREDICTIONS Show EP. 21

0:28Bravo, muchigalasias! something like this. It was nice. You were trying it out. He hasn't worn it since. He came on stream. Mr. Fashion. By the way, by the way, I have worn it since. There's no shit photos. If it was, he's crying his eyes out looking at the mirror. It's not that bad, is it? You look like a fucking nerd. I have worn it since, but unfortunately, it's the winter, so I'm not going to wear a summer vest. Oh, yeah, because, sorry, it's out of fashion now. You fucking nerd, mate Look at your hat Anyway, make sure you're downloading Dabble because you can get£10 in free bets And you bet£10 using the code Pitchside Not only that Every week Not every week Every mother effing week They're going to drop£100 Into somebody's Somebody's magical account But you have to download Using the code Pitchside to win You don't have to do anything Just use the code Pitchside So download Dabble and one of you will be lucky and get£100.

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3:02Sunderland which ended 3-1 West Ham

3:09you shit mate all you are is Jacker FC yet they're still level on points for you Champions League Champions League do you can I ask you a question I know the answer is no do you you don't have any shame do you shame about what? Your life and the way you act why would I have shame? There we go I thought so I actually called jokes aside I actually said the real test for something is when things go bad and people figure them out and people are like what about the Man United no you're expecting not to do well against Man United at the start of the season this is the situation where let's find out look you might bounce back and do really well in the next few games covering all bases again no they might this is me being wisdom mode but they've had a series of draws you're just saying a load of nothing because you're not actually putting your arse on the line saying oh they're going to fall off now you're going they could pull it back but this is the real test I've already always been consistent they're going to finish 12th this season that'll be a really good season I think they'll be a bit up and down but the talks of them the talks of them being in European football if they want that this is the test you have to can they bounce back when things don't go correct I don't think they will I think they'll go 12th which is a class season for them but European football European football get out of town get out of town I'm in the Champions League anyway it's not about us So you predicted 2-1 Sunderland.

4:23I predicted correctly 2-1 West Ham. So that's 1-0 to the Maestro. Burnley 2-2 against Spurs. I was really unlucky here. I went for a 2-1 Burnley win. And they fucked it up. Take a look at this guy. Lewis went for the draw 1-1. So that's 2-0 to Lewis going into Fulham Brighton. This was annoying because you got the first pick on this. And I did want Fulham 2-1. This is fucking insane, Maud. Yeah, so you've gone three for three here. You actually went... 5-0. Yeah, you're... You're 5-0 up with three games in. Moving on to City Wolves. You actually got this right, but I golden resulted 3-1. What the fuck?

5:00Wait, I'm on eight points. I got with it. I've gone correct score, correct result, correct result, correct score, correct score. Yeah. This is a fucking generational pick. This might be an all-time scoring for a weekend. We'll see at the end. I think the one week I got like 16 or 17. Shaka-bum, shaka-bum, shaka-bum. What's the song that you did? Oh, you're doing a chant about a Sunderland player. That's crazy. Is that a Sun player one? Xhaka, yeah, he plays for Sunderland. He's a centre midfielder. He's the captain. That's embarrassing. Oh, I know. I just heard you sing it before. I thought it was like the song.

5:28Yeah. I thought it was Shakira. 8-2 to Lewis. Moving into Bournemouth, Liverpool. Again, how unlucky is this? I went for a 2-2 draw. Obviously, it ended 3-2 to Bournemouth last minute. Lewis went for a 3-1 away win. That sticks. That stays 8-2. Tom, shall we just look back what you said last week? We will get on to Bournemouth. Well, let's have a little look now after that game. Okay. I remember what I said. Bournemouth have kindly sent this shirt because I've come here to say Shalom. Peace and love. Can we all please get along? And obviously there is only 17 here, so we could all go out for a beer.

6:09Can we just stop? They don't drink beer. Sorry, we could all go out for an IPA. Oh my God. No, that's not Bristol. Here is my offer to you. if you win this weekend against Liverpool I will personally never take the piss out of your fan base again there's only fucking nine of them stop eating you fat little pig deal or no deal so Tom you said you said if Bournemouth beat Liverpool you will never be nasty to the Bournemouth all 17 of them again. Now, me and Lou have prepared something for you. There is 17 cherries there. All 17 of them. Apologise. You need to apologise to them. It's not it. It's them.

6:59I want you to apologise. I want you to apologise to all... What, individually? Pick them up. I want you to agree? No, pick them up. No, one at a time. I... I apologise. I apologise. I apologise. This one's the leader. That's the ultra. He's the one who was slating you on TikTok, this one. he's the one you're scared of not the not the one that says ting he's wearing the one that says jersey and ting that gangster he forgot there's a stone in it you are so I've never eaten a cherry before what the fuck why is there a rock inside it there's a fucking stone in cherry there's a fucking vat of rock inside it this is fucking shit right this is my truce I apologise to all 17 of you I will never ever disrespect your mighty club again AFC Bournemouth I'm sorry

8:05Fuck off We're the cherries Now just quickly on that I do want to actually shout out the 16 of the Bournemouth fans because they were very funny in the comments. They took the joke well and a lot of them were like, oh, this is fan number 15. We agree the deal, blah, blah, blah. But then that little dweeb on TikTok. Shall we see the clip? Let's watch the clip. Yeah, let's watch the clip of the guy, the gangster from Bournemouth calling me out about a clip that went up in like three years ago. Now, I just want to prepare the viewers and the listeners here. This guy's scary. So guys, we're tough.

8:41And he's from Bournemouth and he's naughty. So guys, over the last few days, we received a threat into the prediction show. A very viable, serious threat. That's why he's wearing the police hat. Because we've had to get law enforcement involved. No, I'm the Bournemouth Police Department. You cherries better behave. So we're going to review this tape. It's troubling because it came at the same week where Glasner was intimidated by an absolute hooligan on the street. But luckily, there is only 17 of them. So you're a one-man band, aren't you? Oh, yeah. They're having a Bournemouth police station.

9:15And realistically... Do you even have like a PA or receptionist? No. Do you do all your stuff? I'm actually one of the 70. Oh, right, yeah. Right, so let's... Let's see what this guy says. Oh, that's a handsome man. Nice hair. I'm going to keep my ting brief. I'm going to keep my ting brief. Tom Garren, I beg you do me a favour. I beg you just shut the fuck up. Beg him, man. I beg you shut the fuck up. That lighting's not doing him any favours, is it? Never make a video and never make content again. Like, bro, just shut up. Stop making content and stick to your word. And like, now you're begging it, putting a Bournemouth jersey on.

9:50Begging it. I'm begging it. Bro, like, you literally support West Brom. I know I can't say shit. Yeah, you can't say shit because we're 20 times the size of Bournemouth. Can we pause? You're mad tings in the car. Yeah, no, no. Keep your ting brief, my G. Ting, ting, ting. You're from the mad, mad streets of Bournemouth. Don't forget. I'll round up the cherries, Ting, and Ting you up. Don't, because you're actually getting me worried. I am really sorry. Please don't get all nine of you on me. Just because I said you'd go down three years ago. And yeah, you are. I do sport West Brom. One of the biggest clubs in the country.

10:27Your club... No, actually, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Are we banned from Bournemouth now? Do we have to be worried? Is he out to get us? I'm scared for me fucking life. We're going to do a prediction show for their entertainment. The other 15 of them have given us a pass. Are they okay? They're okay with us. We have made a truce with the cherries. Okay? This guy, just calm down. Keep your ting brief, my G, and just calm it down. Right, back to the review. Because you were hammering me at the time. Moving on to Brentford Forest. We both went for a home win. And the Tricky Trees, that's a big away, wasn't it?

11:02Blazing. They blazed trees. all day. Yeah, he used to blaze. Yeah, don't talk about it though. Just get over it. That keeps you 8-2 to Lewis. Palace, Chelsea. I don't know why you've given Lewis an extra point there. Oh yeah, because Chelsea won. I went for a draw. Lewis went for a Chelsea win. That's 9-2 to Lewis. Jesus Christ. Newcastle, Villa. I went for a Newcastle win. You went for a draw, which is a mental. Stays 9-2. Finally, I went for a Man United away win. They won, obviously, at Arsenal. Yeah. That makes it 9-3. I went for a 1-1 draw Evan Leeds It was 1-1 You went for a 2-1 Leeds away Which makes it 9-6 Oh Wait No this doesn't Hang on hang on hang on Yeah you only get one point For the one to watch man Oh yeah Fuck So Tom gets the one to watch I win Because Fernandes got 5 Cavalooing got 2 Hit the post actually He wasn't lucky So Lewis wins 9-7 However we don't have a forfeit For this week So we're going to let you decide In the comments But not only that Can you please give us we need an end of season four we'll do the top three most liked comments no definitely not no we'll do a poll yeah we'll fucking see because they're going to see they're going to see stupid shit which by the way I'm just not doing I'm not putting something top on so you can fuck off I've waxed me legs enough in me life alright look do you know what why don't you fucking do summit because what are they doing because we're the ones offering the content mate I had shaving cream on me yesterday yeah but no one told you to do that my existence is punishment enough Look guys, just to let you know, I'll do anything.

12:36What we need to see though. I'm not a bitch like this guy. I actually blaze. I am a pussyclot. What is the actual score at the moment across all the week? I think you're two up. You're 12-11.

12:4912-11! It's 12-11! You're supposed to have ball knowledge, mate. Yeah, I think... Yes, we need... We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out, but give us options in the comments of what you want the end of season forfeit to be. Right, my pussycloth. That's all last week done. So are we all ready behind the scenes? Yeah, we're good. We're ready back there in the audience. No one's allowed to watch the show because they get distracted. Okay. Right. Let's get into it.

13:50let's Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

14:03Ahh, brrrrrrrr! Look at the fucking stain of the table man! Lick it up! No, lick it up. Do you know what's been on this table? Lick it up. Lick it up! Lick it up! Lick it up! Lick it up! Lick it up! Oh, he's changed, hasn't he? Fans, sports fans at home, he's changed, hasn't he? He's a little bummer-ass pussyclark nowadays, hasn't he, big boy? Don't call me pussyclark, pussyclark. Oi, you clearly have not blazed this morning, and it saddens me. I did blaze, I just ate 11. Munchie's hit hard, my G. Damn. Right, so, first fixture! It is on Saturday at 3pm. The Brighton go up against... He's had the first fixture the weekend.

14:46It's a fucking 3pm on a Saturday. that is a fucking disgrace give me an half 12 on a Saturday because I'm going to be getting pissed out my fucking that on Saturday you fucking anyway we got Brian yeah they're 13th in the table they're only two points behind Everton this and that makes them three points behind you that is true because you're shit Barry though is Barry him he scored four goals now he's crap is he him he's crap is he better than Beto yeah is he better than DCL that's like saying is is Jeffrey Epstein better than Ted Bundy? It's like saying is anal sex? Like probably yeah. What? Is anal sex?

15:27Yeah. Is it though? Yeah. It's literally called anal sex. Yeah but you have to specify it's anal. What? Do you lose your virginity if you're a girl and you have anal? You lose your anal virginity. Before vaginal. So do you have two virginities in life? So I still Oh, no, I don't want the... You don't have any virginities, mate. Let's not fight that one. The villain's about, boys. Anyway, the Toffees are more away than at home in the league this season. Five compared to four. They are a bit away, merchants, because I think they like to hit teams on the counter. Right then, it's me to go first with Everton.

16:06Where Everton? Do you like this time? You never shine so brightly. I've got a good voice, haven't I? Do you know what I think? Yeah, do you like this? I'm going to go for 1-0 Toffees Pop the Toffees Edmonton's a weird one Because I keep thinking They're good in my head And then they don't They are pretty hard to call They are hard to call Big Jack Grealish Still not in the team He's out for the season Friend of the show He's out for the season Yeah he's a friend of the show though Well he's not your friend of the show He hates you Yeah seriously Why? You know why He's got a dog So you know why That's not me Right give me a score prediction please You specky chimp Unnecessary 1-1 1-1 That was really good 1-1 1-1 You look freaking cool my G Yeah I know guys I'm trying something out Yeah I used to play Wait wait wait Who's predicting this right now What Who's predicting this right now Where the fuck's the Admiral

17:14Does that score even count? I'm the sergeant Ah He's on holiday You've levelled up then Oh yeah The sergeant's above an admiral Would you not say? Well technically the admiral's In the navy And the sergeant's In the police force I'm not really sure Oh sorry I didn't know you were So up to date with your Well I am a sergeant Thank you Right next up We've got two big clubs. This is a big game for both. Leeds, obviously, decent result away. And Arsenal, ooh, is the bottle coming for the Gooners? Because here we go with Legionated. We're going to give the boys a hand. We need a help done. Stand up and sing for Legionated.

18:03They are the greatest in the land. Every day We're all going to say We love you Leeds Leeds Leeds Everywhere We're going to be there We love you Leeds Leeds Leeds Marching on together We're marching all the way We're going to see you win We're marching all the way and we are so proud. We shout it out loud. We love it. Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!

18:47Leeds! Right. No side has lost fewer games since the start of December, then Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, Leeds. They've only lost one. Some would say they're on an unbelievable run. Oh, you're doing great, though, yeah. Fucking hell, he's not. You're doing great, you're doing great. Only Aston Villa, Man City, Arsenal, Man United and Fulham have collected more points in that time than their 15. Yeah. Mate, they're on, they're on, they're marching on somewhere too. I'm a Doonstance. Together as well, what? I'm a Doonstance. What? I am a Doonstance. What the fuck is that? What does that mean? You, it's all you say about me because I'm a Doonstance.

19:23Arsenal! Arsenal! And now winless in three league games, failing to score in two of them. And even the game that is scoring, it was an own goal and a fucking set piece. Shock. And I went down to the old cup with Aunt Bessie, right? And she was fucking, and she was saying that you were going now on there as well. And then I was going up. Let's fucking go, guys. It's fucking shit. It's fucking shit. Where the fuck is the rabbit and the fox? What the fuck? What the fuck, man? What the? No. No, no, no. There you go, Jimmy. Crimes. You're crimes on football. You're trying to just spark Destroy the ruin, the terrible spark, you fucking crap!

20:07No! I fucking win the dog! Where the fuck is win? Stand up! Stand up now! Where the fuck is win? No, no, no, stop doing that! Just do it normally! Huh? Alright, okay, I will you it. Ben Norman, it's crimes against football! Stop doing that stuff! Okay, okay, sit down. Just arrest me for crimes against football. Okay, you're not standing in character! Not standing in character! No, because I told you this stuff ain't going in! Just bars in the mouth. Now let's back. Well, that's a fucking relief. We took him down, Sam. He's in juvie. At least that fucking haram ball playing mother effer. He's in juvie.

20:44He's, hopefully now football is saved. Shit. Juvie, right? Where our tetras went. Next door. It's the dog kennel. Oh, no. That is fogging. We need to fogging. I'll be back. I'm saying 1-1. Wait, he's fucking. his speech has rapidly improved 1-1 oh that's not a bad shout actually I'm gonna go 2-2 I'm gonna go for a Patricia moving on we got the Wolverines who there was a corporal here before don't trust me he's not a real corporal sergeant sergeant yeah he ain't real man I do know he got fucking kicked out I swear to God that motherfucker ain't real man against the Cherries you're not going to get anything out of us we're going to say up the cherries love cherries the cherries are winless in the last 10 games on the road but equally Wolves have only won one league game at home all season

21:52do you enjoy your trip to Man City the weekend Will? I did thank you fuck off Will speak when spoken to. He was spoken to. No, no, no. But he knows what that means. Speak when spoken to and then we give him the green light to speak. Yeah. We haven't given you the green light, you dirty dingle bastard. So shut your little fucking mouth over there. You don't wipe your bum. And focus on breaking Derby's record. You don't wipe your bum. You fucking useless seven-fingered You had a big mud pie. Sister shagging freaks.

22:24Is that real? Are you really trying to make that like catch on? You don't understand. You're begging it though? You don't understand what it is. You're begging it though? Big, filthy mud pie. I don't think anyone does. I don't. No!

22:40That's nearly as bad as Harvey Barnes. Nearly. Hmm. Right. Who's to go first? It's me. I think it's me who's to go first because you went 1-1 on the first one. I mean, obviously, Bournemouth are going to win. My cherries, my super cherries, all 17 of us, 18 of us now because... Did we not kick the other guy out though? Because he's too aggressive. No, no. He called me aggressive. He said I'm aggressive. Hey. You. Yeah. I'm a female police officer. You're the beer thief.

23:17Good. The thief as well. Right. The dirty dingo bastards. I'm going to go for a three-one away. We're into the cherries. Yeah. that Hawaiian's gonna be rocking rocking and rolling but they don't roll toilet paper because they have stinky bums I'm gonna no that's Wolves yeah I was thinking about him he stinks a shit Will he actually no genuinely genuinely doesn't actually wipe his arse he ain't gonna put this in he fucking stinks mate he doesn't wipe his bum he is a typical dingle they fucking reek the lot of them Wolves fans are like the biggest like club shop merchants in the world like they all wear head to toe it's fucking weird and their badge is shit he wants a fucking yellow dog on him?

23:57Don't say that. The Wolverine will come up. He'll tear the shit up. No, he's chilled now. Is he chilled? I never get a meme. He's kind of chilled. I'm still haven't met him. I just see videos. He's a chillunk. I'm going to save 1-1. Really? Yeah. Really? Really? You big baby. You think the wolves are going to get a point? At Oum? They're shit. No. They are literally dog shit. Bournemouth aren't that good. They are literally the shit out of a dog. Yeah. That's why the bad... Sometimes in the Premier League, it's unpredictable. Stran Larsson's going to come good. No, it is predictable. That's why we predict the Premier League, man.

24:35Whoa. Raz Clark. Raz Clark a lot. Next up is a fucking London derby! You fucking... We got Chelsea, Chelsea up against West Ham. It's going to get fucking tasty. and special guest in the studio. It's Liam Rossini. I love your energy. It's brilliant. Yeah. Now, you've been saying a few thought-provoking things lately. I'd like you to maybe dabble into them. I'm all right, guys. Well, you know, it's just after I came in from Maresca, you know, he was a big silly tosser. I mean, what a dickhead. Like, dickhead. The head of a dick. Manage. It's aging men. About aging men. It just comes down to the basics.

25:34You know, wash your hands. Enjoy your football. Play with Lego. What? What's the Lego about, Liam? No, just go for it. It's all about creativity and having fun. Sorry. Have you found your talk with Chelsea so far? Someone needs to call my mummy. I'm frightened. Everyone's making fun of me online. And my arms are flat.

26:14I repeat. Call my mummy. Mummy. or Maresca? Mommy or Maresca? This is what happens when you don't blaze. Right. The new head coach, Liam Rossini, has overseen back-to-back Premier League wins for the Chelsea. First time they've managed that since November. Could Chelsea be back, Liam? Feisty one you are.

26:46Feisty one you are. Score prediction, please, Liam. And is Cole Palmer going to be back? Cole Palmer? Cole Palmer's here.

27:02Cole Palmer. What's your prediction then, Cole? I think we're going to win. You sound like fucking Kevin and Perry. Cole Palmer. Oh, Perry. I think we're going to win. What was the question? What's the score going to be against Chelsea home to West Ham West Ham You fucking 2-0 2-0 to who? This is painful Chelsea To Chelsea I'm going to go for I was actually going to go for that Uncle fucking little fucker Uncle Palmer 3-1 Chels The Chels Actually no I'm gonna go 1-0 Chelsea Right, on to the next game And it's a huge one It's the big filthy rat derby I'm fucking filming man Fucking raging Get fucking in here Out of this club now man I'm fucking pissed right off I'm fucking raging I tell you something man In the house fucking high It's fucking death man I'm going toop-top I'm going to be you I'm going to get fucking more After we lose to the fucking Liverpool man For his sake of it bring back the kickoff man.

28:17I'm fucking raging man Right now in your ranger Now in your what a fucking one come on right now fuck out of Newcastle a Brian Who the fuck are you man? It's me. Love fuck get the fuck up after you fucking threw me under the bus as well I thought I was you you man. I'm a fucking ranch fucker. It's me Lawrence Brian, Brian, let's calm it down big there. Get the fucking hands off me man. You don't go here. You don't go here. You don't have to do it. You don't have to do it. You are being paid. You are being paid. Go do it, don't go here. Brian. Go do it, don't go here. Brian. Ah, for fuck's sake man.