In short
A chaotic “Premier League Predictions” bonus episode (final season week) where the hosts review the prior game week, then predict matches for game weeks 37 and 38, using “double points” rules and ongoing dares/forfeits (hot sauce, costumes, dancing).
Key claims
Lewis and Tom are tracking scores tightly; game week 37 and 38 winners get two points instead of one; Man United are strong since Carrick took charge and are top of the league; Brighton have won three straight home games conceding once; Arsenal’s defensive record is poor (26 league goals conceded) and Crystal Palace could “hiccup” their title push; Man City are unbeaten at home and likely to win the league. Notable examples/predictions: Villa 4-2 Liverpool (Lewis 2-1, Tom 4-0); Man United vs Forest (result 3-2); Brighton vs Man United (Tom 2-2, Lewis 2-1); Burnley vs Wolves (1-0 Burnley); Palace vs Arsenal (1-1 or 2-2 variants); Newcastle vs West Ham (3-1).
Guests
Dr. Theo (Theo Bang) appears briefly; Cal Friese joins as a pod guest.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOSilly Banter and Show Dynamics
0:45 to 3:21
The hosts engage in humorous banter, discussing their excitement for the season's end and making playful remarks.
“I thought it was cow for easy bird chip.”
Reviewing Match Week Predictions
4:22 to 6:05
The hosts discuss their predictions for the final match week of the Premier League.
“Right, going into the final match week of week 36.”
Hot Sauce Bet Reveal
6:06 to 7:16
The hosts discuss a wager involving hot sauce and points for future game weeks.
Final Show Shenanigans and Guest Appearance
7:17 to 14:00
The hosts continue with playful antics leading to the introduction of a guest, Theo.
“I wasn't there for whatever you just said.”
Game Week 37 Predictions
14:32 to 17:46
The hosts discuss predictions for various Premier League matches in Game Week 37.
“You've really allowed me to live my dream.”
Game Week 38 Predictions and Reflections
17:46 to 22:46
The hosts make predictions for Game Week 38 and reflect on previous results.
“Right, Gay Rig 38, Brighton take on Manchester United!”
Guest Features and Final Predictions
22:46 to 28:00
The hosts engage with a guest for final predictions and humorous banter.
“but what he can be as well is a true loyal friend, someone who will always be there for you to rest a shoulder on.”
Season Predictions Start
28:00 to 28:41
The hosts share their excitement and predictions for the upcoming season.
“Show them the new smile for the new season.”
Team Predictions and Rivalries
28:41 to 29:59
Discussion about predictions for teams, with some humorous banter about rivalries.
“We're going for the Conference League this time around.”
Analyzing Liverpool vs Brentford
29:59 to 31:16
The hosts analyze the match between Liverpool and Brentford, providing score predictions.
“Right, that's just a man having a stroke.”
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More Predictions and Jokes
31:16 to 31:52
Continued predictions for upcoming matches with comedic exchanges.
“Just your fucking prediction, you chimp fuck.”
Forest vs Cherries Matchup
31:52 to 32:41
The hosts discuss the upcoming match between Nottingham Forest and Bournemouth.
“Next up we got the tricky trees taking on the cherries.”
Creative Banter and Impressions
32:41 to 34:26
Fun banter and impressions lead into predictions for the Forest vs Bournemouth game.
“John Cena I'm coming for you Boy He's coming?”
Everton and Tottenham Insights
34:26 to 37:10
Predictions for the Tottenham vs Everton match, including humorous banter.
“Best friend in the whole wide world, co-host.”
Chelsea vs Sunderland Predictions
37:10 to 40:06
The hosts give their predictions for the Chelsea vs Sunderland match, involving banter.
“Do you think Newcastle will reach the heights of Sunderland have this year next year?”
West Ham's Fight and City Match Preview
40:06 to 42:00
Discussion on West Ham's struggles and preview of Manchester City vs Aston Villa.
“Okay, West Ham guy, you can go because you're really aggressive and he scares me.”
Final Predictions and Funny Moments
42:14 to 42:35
The hosts share their last predictions and humorous moments.
“Thanks for tuning in all season, everyone.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Welcome back to the greatest show on earth!
0:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. For the final time of the season.
0:16And now the end is near. And so I face the final curtain. My friend I'll say it clear I'll state my case Of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's full I've travelled it And every highway And more Much more than this We did it our way Regrets I've had a few But then again Too few to mention I did what I had to do And saw it through Without exemption I planned Each shot it comes Each careful step Along the highway And more, much more than this We did it our way
2:14Let's be a team for Premier League, man! Woo!
2:22Yeah, buddy!
2:27That was so horny! Yeah, dude! There's a fucking bomb! They're fucking coming! Fucking hell! Stop! Oh, what's that, man? We've got a review. Oh, I thought it was the killin' first. No, I just... I thought it was cow for easy bird chip. They don't like it. It just felt right. It just felt right to do it. Don't. Before we get into the review. Right. Before. Keep it in. Keep it in. Right. Before we get into the review, make sure you don't look that boy. Ah, money, money. You are my candy girl. I cannot strain off. I feel like. Do you know how this show started as you trying to get on Broadway? Or like, you're acting...
3:18I feel like I'm going to get on Pop Idol. Anyway, make sure you download Double. Use code Pitchside. Use code Pitchside. You bet 10 pounds. You're going to get 10 pounds free. I said 10 pounds. Absolutely free. Free. Yeah, it's all free on Double HQ. Shut the fuck up. Can I say something? Shush. Can I say something? No, let me get through this, please. I got to get through this. I got to get through this. Right. Download Double, guys. I've told you that. Use code pitchside. And if you don't, I will find you, Graham, from Middlesbrough. I know Southampton have been expelled and you're back in, but I will find you, Hobbit.
3:54Stop. Graham's going to get a C and 2 from the governor. He's coming, the governor. But look, no matter what you want to bet on, racing, darts, football, get on dabble. Use code pitchside. £10 bet. £10 in free bets. Do it now. Otherwise, I'll find you. 18 plus TNCs do apply. Please gamble responsibly. Visit gamma.org.org. Let's review the last game week. Did I say something? Right, going into the final match week of week 36. It was 7-0. So how did it end up, William? So, Lewis predicted 4-0 City. We should see before we go on. Tom predicted... Yeah! Yaaaaaaaah! We should see if I go on. That makes it 1917 to me!
4:48No we should stop. Going into the last week! It's double points. You can't win! It's double points. Booyah! Shootout! It's double point game week. It's double point game week. Double point game week. It's double point game week. It's a double point game week. It's double Double point game week on the final week. Everyone knows. Oh, wow. He didn't tell you. This win could be systematic. Oh, shit. Ultramatic. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ultramatic. What else could it be? Wine squeeze lightning. They didn't tell you the rules. It's double point game week on last week. But Lewis can tie it. Dot, dot, dot.
5:38What? How can he tie it? What? Oh yeah, there's 37. This is a double game week. Yeah, and then you're then predicting 38. I can't end in a draw. So if you win 37, you've still got a chance, Lou. Oh, right. Rather than end in... We can't end in a draw, can we? But I will say... We've got to say... How about this, right? Tom, how about this? I'll leave this up to you because you're coming in with a lead. How about this? on the final a lead out of one on the final game week if it happens to be a draw and I happen to win two weeks in a row we go down to we are should we do golden goal shh I am I am a man I'm an honest man I'm a fair man are you a lot of the time I bleep that I will I'm happy to make a truce or dare I say an alliance a bet
6:38I will allow you the chance If you agree Game week 37 and 38 If you win either of those game weeks It counts as two instead of one If You and Will Do a whole spoon of the hot sauce Right now Admiral What do you say punk Are you feeling lucky punk You may have forgotten I exist I'm the Admiral I have no idea what's happened for 17 weeks Because I've not featured In those times In that time It seems that Lewis has had a bit of a razzcloth Oh he has been a bit of a razzcloth What was the deal you praised Because I was too busy staring You have to do However much I put on this spoon You have to eat Right But so does Will Because finally Will's going to do a forfeit, guys!
7:36Sorry for making it be yourself. I'm the Admiral. I wasn't there for whatever you just said. What do I gain as the Admiral? Then game week 37 and 38, if you win that game week, instead of one point, you get two. So you can win. Do you get two points? Yes. It feels like that's not really true. Why would you get two and I don't? I'm giving you the chance to win, not tie.
8:01All you've got to do is the hat hat salsa. By the way, why - You want some hat hat salsa? Why is everyone calling me Lewis? I'm literally the admiral, you pricks. You can phone a friend for advice. Fuck off, Will! I had an idea. I'm going to phone a friend for advice. I'll come in on back. Okay.
8:25Hello? Wrong line. Hello. Oh, it's good.
8:33My bad. My bad. Wrong line. Oh, you come for here, baby. Erectile dysfunction. Cancel appointment. I phoned a friend. Are we doing it or not? I phoned a friend. They said, yeah, do it. Except. Yay.
8:54It doesn't rip. You got me an unrippable outfit! I feel like I'm in a prison! Open your mouth. Tom, what the fuck? It's the deal. I literally said, however much I put on, you've got to do. It's gonna ruin the old record. No, you'll be fine. Not a fucking chance. The shit I've done this show on. Come on, Will! Yeah!
9:17You sit right there.
9:22That is so much by the way. You're a bitch, by the way. And you didn't even do the heels. I did the heels. Nibble. Look at the nibble. Look at the nibble on him, by the way. I don't nibble. By the way, Will's done it. So you've got to do at least... This isn't a fucking guy we're going to kill. Right, can we... It's what it's like being here. We're going to kill him tonight. Come on. He's done more than that. Double. I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah. Yeah. Bad.
9:57Right, let's begin the Premier League, man! I'll let these, have we got any milk for them, lads? We got any milk? We need, I need milk now.
10:11Fucking milk! Get in! Right, game week 37! Tommy Garrett takes a two point lead. Shooter! Friday, the 15th of May, 2026. I can't continue right now. I need milk now. I'm going to do some hot sauce and actually just show them the f***ing. Do the bottles.
10:40I've done the same amount as Lewis.
10:48It's ketchup. Sleep inside the eye of your mind Don't you know you might find A better place to play That's fucking hot You said that you'd never been And all the things that you've seen Slowly fade away So I started revolution For my band Cause you said the brains I had Went to my head Step outside Summer time's in bloom Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face
11:42You ain't never Gonna burn my heart out One Two Three Four So Sally come away She knows it's too late She's walking on by Oh fucking hell That is By the way, 20 minutes and counting. Lewis is still shitting. Welcome back to the Prediction Show, guys. It's just me. It's...
12:21It's... Recently I've been Hopelessly reaching Out for this girl Who's out of this world Believe me She's got a boyfriend Who drives around the bed Cause he's 23 He's in the Marines He'd kill me So many nights now I find myself thinking about her now Oh, obviously she's out of my league I'm wasting my time because she'll never be mine And I know I never will be good enough for her No, no, I never will be good enough Whoa, whoa, whoa Wait Gotta escape now Get on a plane now Off to LA That's where I'll stay For two years
13:47Put her behind me Put her behind me Go to a place where she can't find me Oh, it's obviously She's out of my league I'm wasting my time Cause she'll never be mine And I know I never will be good enough for her No, no I never will be good enough for her
14:30Thank you everyone. You've really allowed me to live my dream. Theo Bang is on the show! Boom! What the f - it's Dr. Theo! Oh no, he's f-ing not. Theo, thank you very much for joining us on the final show. You've taken your time. No one wanted you to be here. We have a question for you. How does it feel to be part of the Prediction Show once and for all? Oh my god Oh my god No you have to give him A chance to speak Of course Sorry Theo Theo He can't hang himself up again No no This time seriously Theo really sorry That he did that He won't do it again Of course It's great to be on The prediction show Finally I'm here I'm here It's him You fucking Frick Fuck You I'm talking Kill you You've done so much to me He's got a banana in him What the hell's in it No no It's only fair you have a turn.
15:26Shalom. Let me show us.
15:32Yippee! Woohoo! Right, game week 37, everybody. Everybody.
15:45Got somebody. I'll touch it. I'll touch it between. Everybody, rock your body right Lewis is a b**** tonight I'd chat you between if I had to call the police Right, first game of the weekend was Villa 4, Liverpool 2 You went Villa 2-1, I went for an away win That's 1-0 to Lewis Moving on to Man United Forest, I went for 2-0 You went for 1-1 What? What? The f*** have you done here? Will, Will, honestly The result was 3-2 I swear to God if you don't just fucking do your job! Which makes it 1-1. Although Brentford Palace was 2-2. I went for a home win. You called 2-2, which makes it 4-1 to you, Mr Bowden.
16:33Everton, Sunderland. I went for 1-1. Lewis went for 2-0. Golden result to Everton. Everton lost to Sunderland 3-1. That stays 4-1. Leeds 1, Brighton 0. We both got that wrong. It stays 4-1. Wolves drew with Fulham 1-1. We both got that wrong. guy golden result in Fulham. You fucking useless cottages. Guilty! And sexy! And then Newcastle beat West Ham 3-1. We both got that right, but not the correct score. So that's 5-2 to Lewis going into Arsenal. Burnley. Right by Bellend. Arsenal, I went for 3-0, you went for 2-1. That makes it 6-3 to Lewis. Moving into Man City against Bournemouth. We don't know the result of this because it's currently happening right now.
17:12It's 7-2. So basically, tune in for next week when you find out who wins. Before we get into We're going to get in week 38. Lewis is going to light a spliff and dance with the gal there. No, no, no, no. We talked about it. The mandem. The mandem, no. The mandem, yeah. I switched it up. Wait, wait, wait. You don't go there yet, we're there.
17:40Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Oh! Oh! Oh! Bro, you're buning the toque. Am I right, guys? It's the pie piper! It's the pie! All the rats are appearing! Wooo! Alexander, he's up! I can't move about. Right, Gay Rig 38, Brighton take on Manchester United! United! United! By the way, we did a shoot with Angerjins yesterday and Lewis shit his pants. Yeah, he's still famous. Are you going to be like this whole episode? Tom, I'm really in pain like. It's fucking bad. I've done the same as you and I'm fine. Yeah. Oh, and he did way more than you. Yous are all badass. You're not badass. Brighton have won their last three home games conceding just once.
18:34Since Carrick took charge of Man United, they're top of the league. But no one cares The thing about Man United is there are men who are united You haven't danced with the Mandem I danced with them, I did the Pied Piper dance No, you've got to dance with them One each side Ros Clark E E E E E E
19:05You're off cam Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Do your dance Do your dance The moment you jump Hey Hey Hey Hey Checking maracas Checking maracas Right Seeing as though I'm probably going to lose I'm going to go first I'm going to go Manchester United United United Two Broughton One What are you going for chimp? Oh, God. Sorry. Bye. 2-2. Guys, I'm sorry. That's all I'm going to say. So, moving on to Burnley. Hee-hee! The Michael Jackson! Hee-hee! Shimon! Oh,
19:56my God! It's the... It's the... It's the Wolverines! Oh my God! Shimon!
20:13You look like you've got a boner. Turn around. Turn around. No, you don't have to show my ass off on this one. No, no. I have... You don't sound like a Wolverine. Believe it or not, I have morals.
20:29Shimon! Hello William Asula. Oh yeah?
20:36What are we fucking doing here? Burnley currently said bottom of the home table with just two wins of turf moral season. The point against Fulham. Shimon! It's just a third of balls since beating them at Liverpool in the third match. Watch this competition, Lewis. Shimon. 1-1.
21:02I'm going to go 1-0 Burnley. Why? Because you know what Wolves are doing? Oh. Propping up the... Tom, that's the last time he'll ever do it. Propping up the... Shimon. I have a dream that all of us can live together in harmony. Bernie, everybody, I have a dream. Everybody, I have a dream. Everybody! Everybody! Nobody knows that song. Hee-hee! Simone! Oh, my maracas broke. You're an idiot. Right, moving on. Crystal Palace versus Arsenal. Palace are winless in the last six games, but I have a message to you. If you have any hope for football, any hope for life, any hope for anyone out there in the world.
21:57Put the keep mask on. Any hope for anyone out there in the world, Crystal Palace, Glasner, I beg you, please, with all your might, forget about this Europa League. Forget about anything. Put a fucking hole in the fucking anus of Mikel Arteta and their treacherous fucking football. Arsenal have conceded a few schools in the league, 26 that is, while the most recent time they conceded an open player came in their defeat by Man City on the 19th of April. But they weren't the only ones who came last night. I mean, that night.
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22:30Lewis, whilst Tom isn't here, tell him how you really feel. Whilst Tom's away, I want you to know what I really feel about the man who sits beside me every week on a Friday morning. That man, he can be cruel, he can be aggressive, he can be downright scary, but what he can be as well is a true loyal friend, someone who will always be there for you to rest a shoulder on. Yes he might call you names But that's how you know you are loved And that's how you know the meaning of life has been reached Because with him by my side I feel like I'm flying with wings And with him without my side I'm a worse man that I could ever be
23:14Are you apologizing for not doing the gimp? What was that bit I missed? You don't need to worry about it brother Fucking idiot It wasn't for you, it was for me We've got Cal Friese on the pod
23:30Giddy up, bitch Burger Classic Cal, give him a million dollars I'd like to thank you for Starting the prediction show and making me really rich How was Glastonbury, Cal Friese? It was It was Burger I'd really like to thank Lewis and Tom for making me loads of money from the prediction show. Yeah. Yeah, it's... This show's a banger. That's fucking beast mode. What are you saying for Arsenal versus Palace? What, the Gooners?
24:09Gooners? Oh, another VAR decision for us, is it? Another VAR decision coming in for Arsenal. Oh, my God. I can tell everyone they're obsessed with me. This is what it's about. Oh, my God. A penalty decision to Arsenal against Palace from VAR. Why don't you goon? I'm not the gooner. You're the gooner. I'm not the gooner. I was clapping underneath the desk. I was clapping underneath the desk.
24:44Hooray. Yay, we're winning the league. By the way, can I just say right now, I'm going on record. they're not winning the league and this is going to be the hiccup. Crystal Palace is going to do to them. And I'm being genuinely serious. I actually think Crystal Palace, they're going to fall on the final hurdle and we're in for a generational occasion. 1-1. I love 1-1 for you. That's great. You like that, don't you? 2-2. He's gone for a Patricia. Cleopatra, actually. To Patricia. It's Cleopatra, that one. Right, moving on. It's... It's my cottages!
25:25We're Fulham and we love the theatre All I want is fucking cheese balls On the Thames That better be oat milk It is, it is, my dear My dear What have you got your gimp suit on? This is Newcastle Newcastle Topmet
25:49Right, my cottages are taking on a certain team from up in the northeast. You're not welcome around these towns, boy. You hear me? You're not welcome. And I've got a sailor who's going to tell you his end-of-season thoughts on the old black and white toon army. I'm gonna send it over to the Admiral
26:26It's like a frog You thought we went away You thought we missed our heyday Oh no no cutie pie I'm coming over to you Fully boy Stay over there. Oh, he doesn't like the touches. But he's getting touched at night by me. You're over there. Ha ha ha ha ha. Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
27:01Fulham. I've been waiting for you, you punk ass bitch. The cottage of. You fucking idiot! What is going on? Cue the music again!
27:28Eddie House Masterplan has just taken action. For the last game of the season! Shut the fuck... SHUT THE FUCKING MOUTH! Seriously, what is this dickhead doing here? I'm going to kill you! The fucking Newcastle Admiral is about to drop some generational content and his prick is talking! You're gonna die.
27:57You're gonna die, punk bitch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:06You're gonna die. Give a new smile. Show them the new smile for the new season.
28:34Oh no! No! No! Right, what did he predict? I don't believe I got around for it. Hey guys, we're back. We're going for the Conference League this time around. You haven't qualified. I think we're going to win 3-1 to Newcastle. Woo-hoo! Are we going to go 2-1 Newcastle? Go sports! Moving on, we've got the Buzzy Bees taking the long trip up to... Liverpool!
29:06What are we fucking... Breaking news! Bournemouth 1, Man City 0.
29:14That is not good for agendas on this show. It's not good for agendas. Are you being serious? What are you laughing for? What are you laughing for? By the way, guys, this might be the last time you ever see us on Pitchside because I refuse to be around Theo Baker. Actually, he's on Aldi, so we're not going to have to deal with it. You'll still see me again because I get paid really well and I don't like it. That's true. This guy gets paid great. Also, I found out earlier today that I only get paid double what Lewis gets paid and I'm going to have to have some conversations with the higher-ups because that shit ain't right.
29:58I'm actually willing to take a wage reduction for Tom to earn more because that isn't in line.
30:09Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, the law. The law of the prediction show. Right, Liverpool take on Brentford. Quickly do an Arnie Slott impression.
30:25Arn-Arnold Slott. Right, that's just a man having a stroke. Anyway, Liverpool have conceded more than 50 goals in a 38 Premier League campaign for the first time. Brentford have won only two of their past nine games against Struggling West Ham two weeks ago. It's me to go first. Liverpool 2, Brentford 0. You're really liking that glove. Shooter. Hee hee. Shimon. You're really liking the glove right now, my G. It's because it eliminates fingerprints. Is that why he wore it? Do you mean... Hee hee. Ha ha. He was a...
31:05Michael Jackson was a slag. Right, what are you going for? I've gone for 2-0 Liverpool. So it's Liverpool versus Brentford, and Liverpool have conceded more than 50 goals in a 38-year... I've done this! Just your fucking prediction, you chimp fuck.
31:23You useless macum c***. You ugly frog bug-eyed freak. You B.O. smelling, Durham shagging, Mackham loving, hairline receding, no arse having, useless chimp freak look-alike. Give me your fucking score prediction. No! 2-1 Liverpool. Good boy.
31:58Next up we got the tricky trees taking on the cherries. Come on, perk up son. It was only a joke. It felt personal. I love you. You love me. I love you a lot.
32:16Celebrate good times. Come on.
32:21Hey. celebrate celebrate
32:27what stuff drinks
32:36right not a good forest for taking on the cherries since the start of March now a player has more called in almonds and the Premier League then Morgan Gibbs white is Morgan Gibbs white is Barry white is Morgan Gibbs white John Cena I'm calling you out to the Steel Cage Megaslam Me and you are gonna go Take a downtown Cause this shit is personal Is this meant to be Britney Spears When she went mental? John Cena I'm coming for you Boy He's coming? Who am I? I thought you were Britney It's Britney bitch I just felt like a wrestler It's Britney bitch me out well if I was a girl and I look at you like this
33:48Yeah, keep going Keep going
33:55Oh my god Keep that in Keep that in You are fucking vile What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? You're acting like you wouldn't do that Why are you still wearing that? The jeans That's just jeans To be fair, they are the type of jeans I used to wear back in the day what right Forest Bournemouth what do you reckon buddy old buddy old pal I'm the king of the swingers yeah the jungle VIP I've reached the top and I got his heart and ass what's bothering me I'm in a man cup I'm in a man I think I'm high he's a man's ass why that's not bothering me I want to work like you I want to work like you I should have learnt the lyrics, I apologise.
34:52Right, what's the score? Oh my god, it's the, uh... Hey! I'm a female police officer! Since the start of March, not... Stop!
35:06I'm going to say 2-1 Bournemouth. I'm gonna go... Patricia! Deuces! Una das. Best friend in the whole wide world, co-host. Oh my god, he's talking to me. He's talking to me. For one last time, shall we? I think we should. Should we do it? I think you're doing great. You're going to do it. I think for the love affair we've had for the Everton boys, the toffees this season, I feel like they deserve one last one. Do you reckon? Oh, Edson PR team, yeah. All on board, yeah. No, fuck off. Yeah, chill. They're in It's good news For the blues And there's no more time to lose Cause we're hot On the trail And there's no way we're gonna fail So get your coat on Get moving Cause we don't know the meaning of losing So come on, come on Get down to Gunnison Park
36:17Everton! Everton! You never shot so badly!
36:24Everton! Spirit of the Blues!
36:31No, my stomach's good and bad. Your stomach is bad and bougie. I need to stop moving. Spurs Everton, it's me to go first. of the chaffees they're on the beach so they've got nothing to play for so I'm going to go Tottenham 2 Everton 1 Shalom Jackie Who are they playing? It's Spurs at home to Everton Everton 2-1 Oh They're going to fucking do it You reckon? But it's not going to matter because West Ham will lose Alright moving on Suleman for you and you love me the Black and Qatar The pride of the North it pride of Northeast thoughts on that Cole yeah my no you do need in Australian again
37:23what's your thoughts on Sunland being a pride of the Northeast yeah my they're not as good as Newcastle how do you write that out Cole because they're above them when they're beating tight we just know common science mate I might go join Newcastle mate if they love me mate you You've got to stop talking. Just say Cole Palmer. That's the bit. Cole Palmer. Yeah, good boy. Do you think Newcastle will reach the heights of Sunderland have this year next year? Cole Palmer. Yeah. Right, so Sunderland kept along their hopes for playing in a major European competition for the first time since the 1970s as they came from behind to beat Everton.
38:00Chelsea's point at Liverpool was their first in 66 days. 66? Wait, 66? What happened in 66? 0800 00 1066. What happened in 66? Battle of Hastings. What happened in 1966? The Battle of Hastings, lad. What happened in 1966? 0800 00 1066. Can I introduce you, please, to a block of cheddar cheese? Rip one, pour one, rock one, rock one. Donald
38:40the Vendaloo la la! Vendaloo! Vendaloo! Vendaloo! Vendaloo la la! Vendaloo! Vendaloo! And we all like Vendaloo! I don't want Vendaloo right now. We're going to score one more than you! Vendaloo! I love that song My favourite bit is saying England at the end That's my favourite bit My second favourite bit is the Vindaloo But my favourite bit is the England But I do love saying Cheddar cheese But the second favourite is Vindaloo First favourite England Yeah we heard mate The third favourite is cheddar cheese And the favourite is England As always Right, so Chelsea tag on Sunderland. It's me to go first, I believe.
39:44Sunderland 2, Chelsea 0. What about you, chimp? What are you saying, magic bongle?
39:542-2. You're going for a Patricia in the end. 2-2 to Chelsea. 2-2 to Chelsea. 2-1 Chelsea. You're going for a... 2-1 Chelsea. You should wear a 2-2. Lock it in. We haven't got a 2-2. Fucking next up is you fucking useless hammer fucking You fucking useless This one quick guys cuz the West Ham guy is really angry and he upsets me West Ham vs Leeds You're fucking taking this club down to the fucking championship you They need a win to stay in the Premier League David Sullivan you West Ham what's your prediction I fucking hate the ground, I fucking hate Stratford I fucking hate the lot of you London a pain I don't know these guys What's your score prediction?
40:39My prediction is I'm caving heads in. Okay, yeah. I'm going to say instead 2-1-2 leads. I'm going to say 1-1. All right. Okay, West Ham guy, you can go because you're really aggressive and he scares me. You fucking say to me. I don't say anything.
41:07Next up, we've got Manchester City, who looks like I'm going to win the Premier League title. But there's happier news coming at the end of this piece. Man City are unbeaten at home this season, losing only on the opening day to Spurs at home. Watkins has been directly involved in more goals than any other Englishman has across all competitions this season for a Premier League club. Guys, I want to let you know, I'm getting married! And Manchester City, they're taking on at home!
41:40I'm the villain.
41:49He's having a heart attack! He's having a heart attack! This is a heart attack, guys. The villain's having a heart attack. My husband! Where's my husband gone?
42:14Thanks for tuning in all season, everyone. This was The Prediction Show. We are the greatest show on earth. We will be back next week with a special episode of all the best bits. I'm going to go for Manchester City 2, Alston Villa 1, Lewis finally kissed the horse. Yeah!
42:34Bye!
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