BONUS: Premier League PREDICTIONS Show EP. 5

0:00Welcome to a new episode of Pitchside with me, Reeve, Thea Baker and Tom Garrett. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap that button right now for new episodes every week? And if you want more Pitchside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where you can find us by typing in Pitchside. Let's get into it. Hello, welcome back. It's just me this week. Yes, it is. This is all wet, this table. Welcome back to the greatest show on the internet that nobody asked for. this is the prediction show with for some reason you look like an admiral today aye aye captain aye aye captain can I start seeing that word now yeah you said it's about a minute so we're done no it's done and this is relevant to the show anyway shall we go over how we got on last week yes we should but we should say thanks for enjoying the show and thanks for contributing ideas we are taking them on board and if you have any other ideas put them in the comments and shout out the guy in the comments who does the running tables.

1:04That is very good. And we like you and we love you. Keep doing that. I tip my hat to you. I doff my hat. A cap. And then also another suggestion was one where we can reverse each other's scores. We are going to do that. We might do it like one per month. I reckon to the next international break is good because it's like a good football and barrier. Okay, then should we add that for this week then? Yeah. We can throw in. We're going to call it reverse mulligan. Reverse mulligan. because it's just flipping the score. So say I predict Arsenal to win 2-1, Lewis can go, boom, reverse mulligan. Reverse mulligan, bitch!

1:41And it actually goes 2-1 to the other team. And then the lights do this.

1:49Reverse mulligan, bitch! Reverse mulligan, bitch! Hey, yo, Mr. White! But you might want to save those because you only have one every international break. Yeah, so we will have one of those Yeah, every whatever gap is for the incestuous break. Anyway, let's talk about last week's predictions. And I mean, as you know, guys, I am the oracle. As you know, I am the father of ball knowledge. As you know, I was always going to pepper this chimp. You got very fucking lucky. You keep saying this. You got so lucky, man. I've got two correct scores. How can I be lucky? I was so close to being right. No, no, come on.

2:26We're not doing this every week where you claim. No, no, no. I'll give it to you last week. Anyway, let's go over it I actually predicted Forrest to draw at Arsenal Which was a stinker They won 3-0 You obviously got that correct 2-1 Bournemouth, Brighton I predicted 2-1 And it was 2-1 I said 2-2 So that's three points Pretty close though from me Pretty close Could have easily won 2-2 Yeah, yeah, yeah We both predicted Sunderland to lose Which they're not happy about again, are they? Yeah, but do you know what? That wasn't a crazy prediction They should have lost Yeah, Palace did better them You will start losing I promise you Sunderland's goalie was very, very good He saved them Obviously we got that run Because that was a draw We both predicted Everton To win as well That was a draw I went for five goals In total in that game And it ended up being none I did tell you That was a bit weird It was a bit boring Of a day of football though Like there's loads of 0-0 Terrible It was a bit of shit Even in like the championship It wasn't that exciting There was just a A lot of Just a lack of goals In the English Premier League division That's true And then moving on To my golden result Yeah that's I will give you this one This was very lucky Leeds were very unlucky.

3:29Who was the Leeds defender who did that? Goodmanson. What's his first name? I don't know. Can we find out his first name? I want to fucking address this prick. Let's not be hot. He didn't mean it. Did he not? Did he not? Are you accusing him of match fixing? I'm not accusing him of fucking prediction fixing. What's his name? Gabriel. Gabriel Goodmanson. Gabriel, it's going to be a long season ahead, mate. Okay, so you can do one or two things. They've only just signed him, man. Leave him on. You can do one or two things for me, mate. You can either make sure correct this down the line and get my prediction right or you play for Sweden so in training Nice That's all I'm saying Nice What does that mean?

4:06Boom No but I want it more that's like more of a rabbit I want

4:16Anyway then Lewis also then went and got double points because he predicted Newcastle to win 2-0 against the Dingles Yeah I predicted the right one in that as well We both predicted Spurs to win they went and won and this is where the tight turns fucking old specky by Lex over there thought fucking Westland and Derby are easy win for Chelsea who've got a bad record against Brentford in general and oh boy again I was kind of lucky with this because Chelsea's Brentford's second goal shouldn't have been allowed however I got it right 2-2 that's two correct scores so far how many have you got right so far that was quite a good one kiss me sorry that's not my I'm supposed to say that that was an impressive shout that's a good shout getting a 2-2 draw spot on is pretty good you do have a shocker later down the results chain here though what one result and then we both predicted Liverpool to win they both won and you predicted City to win 3-1 which you were unlucky with yeah United probably should have scored I predicted United to win but going on past years yes regardless of that the points for this week Lewis Bowden with six Thomas Garrett comes in with the biggest score of the season so far.

5:3311 points! Yeah. Is that the biggest score? It's got to be. Two correct results. I was close though. Two correct scores and a bunch of correct results. So that's 3-1 to me. And you know what that calls for. What time does it call for? It's time to spin the wheel! Tom, they keep saying we shouldn't hold it, but fuck them. I think we hold it. No, I think we... We try it without holding this, mate. No, it's not. I spin it. I spin it. It's my wheel to spin. I spin for you. No, I spin for me. That is not right. Why right? That isn't right. No, I spin it. No, I spin the wheel. Is that right? Yeah, because you held it.

6:16Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Fucking hell, he's actually going... Spin that wheel. Spin that wheel.

6:28Oh, man, this wheel's swinging a new wheel. I love it, mate. It starts speeding up. See, it's... Stay, stay, stay. Oh, yeah, you're right. It's obviously too heavy somewhere.

6:44Oh, that's a fucking shit one, man. You've got to call someone in your phone. I don't really have anyone's goods numbers, though. Oh, I bet you do. I love Instagram, please. No, that doesn't count at all. It's phone book. You're not going on Instagram. See how much of a bitch he is with these. Definitely not. You're not going on Instagram. I was nice to you last time. You weren't that nice. Yes, I was. I mean, yeah, you weren't that bad. You weren't that bad. You could have made your phone Jack Vrealish. I don't even know who I've got here.

7:15It'll be actually quite less exciting for me as it is for you. Who's IFSM Misfits? That's just like management people behind the scenes for Misfits. Misfits? No, it's not Misfits themselves Well, I know Misfits isn't a person AFS AFSM Misfits Maybe ring them and go, I want to fight I think that's just like Give me HSTG now I genuinely just think that's like Beyond the scenes Like admin person though

7:51Alright, I want you to Chloe Burrows just say I'm thinking about getting back into producing can I be your producer again she still works here it's a joke see anyone I say just goes oh no I'm not doing that one Charlotte Maga why have you got to make America oh you met her in Maga fucking hell that's from do you know who that is that's from fucking like when I'm 18. I might get you to ring Ernst. I've got herpes. I didn't shag her. That's who my mate was shagging. I think I just needed a number to keep touch of where my mate was. Oh, Harry Lewis. Yes! I want you to ring Harry Lewis. I don't even know why I have his numbers.

8:39And just ask him to go on inside. Tom, please don't. What's wrong with that? That's similar to what you made me do. So I want you to ring Rotashaw and and ask him and just say, look, mate, I'm trying, I've got a management company now. Now, don't marry him. Just go, any chance I can get on inside, but you've got to be dead serious. Right. Oh, but that's enough. I'm getting, yeah, I doubt he has me number saved. Just go, oh, mate, it's Lewis. Just a quick one. I don't suppose there's any chance you can get on inside, is there? Just say that. What, the American one? And he just on inside. Imagine he says yes.

9:18Oh, my God. This is, no, he'll be polite, but he'll hang up and he'll go straight into like the group chat is what he'll do I only have his number because I played golf with him like ages ago He's not going to have it for much longer right

9:38Please don't answer Either that or Charlotte from Mac There's no way he reads Lewis Borden Yeah there's no way he reads Lewis Borden and answers like Okay maybe try another one Jamie O 'Hara Yeah I have Jamie O 'Hara's number Jamie O 'Hara That is a good one So what do I say to him Say

10:02Oh my god Harry's bringing his back Answer Answer Yes Dead serious Loud speaker Hello there sir Hello Did you mean to call Yeah I did mate It's just a bit of a weird one right Because I've been chatting to the lads and obviously I'm just going through a few stuff right now by what I'm doing. And I don't know if you're bringing Inside back or if you're bringing some more new people on Inside over in America, but I just want to throw my name in the ring. Okay. Well, we'll note that down. We'll note that down. No, don't be piling me off, man. I'm serious about this. I'm serious about this sort of stuff, man.

10:40I'm trying to... What kind of stuff would you do? What would you do on there? What would you bring to the show? I'll do anything you need me to do, man. I'm actually desperate Okay I'll make a note of it mate Have a good one You promise? I promise mate Bye bye Thanks man Oh god I get more awkward than you I hate that so much That was the worst thing I've ever done By the way He couldn't get off the phone Oh god Oh god that's made my I hate stuff we need to rub that off the board I hate that yeah I'd probably not do that ever again oh well played though you did well that was very good I mean should we message Theo and Reeve and say keep an eye on no no no no see if they if he messages something in there wait for them to message you no I'm saying for they'll know anyway they'll know we're recording this no because we want them to let us know whilst we're in the recording and read out oh yeah yeah right well that was the worst thing I've ever done in my life what about shame that because I played golf with them once so that's why I have his number and I'll probably he's never again he's definitely blocked you you are blocked forever now but that's what that's what happens when you don't know how to predict scores mate and you are stinking at them every week but do you know what time it is I do indeed do you know what time it is over there yes I do do you know what time it is yes let's play the league a howdy a howdy a howdy and I will have a sombrero next week shout out all my Mexicans out there right As our resident loser You are first up And It's a tasty one Liverpool-Everton To fucking Merseyside Derby And Everton Fucking hell lads Paddy the Paddy's gonna be there First one in the new stadium as well

12:33Oh shit

12:39Wow Right Right, okay What are your thoughts and feelings It's you to go first Oh It's a hard one Carl, everything's on good form But it is at Anfield Are they on good form? Yeah, compared to how they are They're good, man They're a bit I think they're a hard one to judge They've got a new vibrancy about them I mean, I think it's exciting times I can see them stealing a bit I mean, yeah, they've won two games Thick in the league What's your gut telling you? Don't go with your head Because your head's been Rung a lot hasn't it I'm saying 2-1 Liverpool 2-1 Liverpool Yeah I for some reason Can see Everton Getting something here I was tempted as well I just don't think Liverpool look that good I agree But the club Inevitable I actually think Everton could really Frustrate Liverpool there But then Like you say Liverpool are just Inevitable And I feel like Fuck it 1-1 That is fucking ballsy Aye, that's why I win, mate Big balls, big balls And a good prediction Next up, another tasty fixture This, Brighton host Spurs Oh, God I'm going to go with here Brighton are usually pretty good at home Spurs, I mean, they look good against A bad West Ham team But they look bad against Bournemouth They were quite inconsistent I'm going to go 2-2 Bit of Desmond, eh?

14:09I nearly went I'm not I'm not we're going to tell you I'll wait for you to I can see Brighton win yeah I nearly went 2-1 Brighton because then I can see the headlines afterwards it's like Tottenham really changed that much you know what I mean you can see that discourse happening but also Spurs are a better team I'm going 2-1 to Spurs I'm going back to back 2-1s oh that is really tasty Oh, now this, this is an interesting game. Big Ange away at Burnley. Must win. Burnley looked all right against Liverpool. They're looking good in general. I think they take a lot of confidence from that, won't they, as well?

14:49Like, they've had a very close game of Man United, very close game of Liverpool. Tough to score against. Well, kind of. And I can see, I can again, when I'm talking about seeing future headlines, you can see the discourse around Ange if he has a little bad result that you like. They have got some good players out for us, don't they? Yeah. Forest will be expected here to go and win. That's a nightmare for Ange and the ownership if they lose here. Because then it becomes a thing and it can start to spiral and bad shit around the club. I think, Burnley's going to pick up a point somewhere. And I...

15:22Fuck it. Oh, you go first. No, it's you. 1-1. 1-1. Maybe I'm going to regret that. But they're going to pick up points somewhere and against a new Ange team who were off the back of a loss. I was disappointed with Forrest the weekend Burnley aren't that bad I thought they'd give him a game 1-0 Burnley

15:48Guys you heard that correct I think Burnley are going to win 1-0 And now we've got fucking Landon Derby I love my pies I love my pies I love my pies I have two mash and two fucking balls in my mouth sorry West Ham take on Palace that is West Ham are so bad aren't they I'm going to go 2-1 Palace West Ham are shit but

16:16it's a home although Palace don't have Palace are not really at the they've got a few injuries at the moment 1-1 yeah this has got drawing all over it I don't know why it won't be that Oh A relegation Six pointer Down at the Molynews up next I'm not going down You're going down Sorry We've not doing Catrists before Everyone Look it looks like I have no air Yeah you look absolutely Do it like that Crackers yeah Put it like that We've got the Dingles Up against Dirty Leeds Leeds scam This is a massive Game for both teams And I think Unfortunately The Dingles are going to Pick up their first point And I think I think it's going to be 2-1 Wolves Yeah they looked decent against us in parts I think 3-1 To who?

17:13Wolves Yeah they could have scored against us very easily Let's be honest we're better than Leeds although we drew with them And give me my golden result On Wolves-Leeds Wolves-Leeds Wolves have to win that game I just can't see them and I just don't think Leeds It's a hard one for Golden Result week, if I'm honest. Yeah, it is. I struggled with my last man standing. Next one, we have Man United versus Chelsea. Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, you're welcome. We're from Man United. So, I'm surely going to lose again, isn't it? It's just a matter of by how much. You need to drop this agenda, this fake rivalry you've created in your head.

17:51It's not even that, but do you think Man United are ever going to beat Chelsea? I don't think they'll win this weekend, no. Do you think they'll even get a point? It's your go, mate I definitely don't think they will

18:032 2-1 Chelsea 2-1 Chelsea Is Cunha back? I think he might be back next week Maybe I'm going to go

18:21Is Cunha back? I'm going to go 3-1 Chelsea and the final we got another day of half 12 till 8pm games man this is what we live for and then we got another fucking London derby

18:41and they're both from fucking West London as well Nick Clegg I don't know why you care very rude Fulham-Brenford it's me to go first 1-1 oh Desmond 1-1

19:04Fulham I mean they have a hot tub in the stadium so they have alcohol both of these are tricky it is very hard to call like in football any results possible I'll tell you it's the magic of the FA Cup it doesn't apply I actually have no clue here this is really fucking hard that's not like you but what I will say is it's going to be 2-1 Brentford and we win on the road biggest game this week except from the other ones oh my giddy on Sunday fun day and we're kicking off one of the longest trips in the Premier League might be the longest might be oh the longest as you said that's what I just said the longest innit Newcastle travel all the way down to Bournemouth tough place to go a tough team to play at the moment and it's you to go first I think yeah this is a tricky con carne one I wonder what Lewis will say well we're going to win do you think by the end of the season when we do the table of what we predict Newcastle will be unbeaten at the top of the league it is looking possible isn't it okay fair enough but I do feel it at the moment that we are going to win yeah 2-1 Newcastle I've got a lot of 2-1s this year I'm actually going to reverse that 2-1 Bournemouth I actually wish I said 2-0 Newcastle-Bournemouth I think Bournemouth win this and then back to his other team that he loves so dearly at the Stadium of Light it should be called the Stadium of Shite because Villa are there and they cannot score because they stink ooh, dirty Villa bastards it's me to go first Sunderland 1, Villa 0 Aston Villa 2, Sunderland 1 they haven't scored a goal I think I said 2-1 for every game.

20:54No, it's something, man. They're going to lose. You need to start showing a little bit of respect. They may be better than you think. They're definitely better than I thought they'd be. Yeah, I agree. But one of these times, they are going to lose. Wait, they're like sick. But statistically, I'm best off saying they're going to lose every game. Not necessarily. Not if they finish sixth. That is true. Anyway, the final. Well, you're not golden result in that. Do we not do that at the end? I've already done mine It'll be something to you The final game of the weekend Is the biggest game of the weekend Arguably the biggest game Of the season so far Which we will be streaming Live on Pitchside Arsenal Fucking Arsenal Taking on fucking Madfidette Mancetta They're taking on Mancetta At the Emirates I love Odegaard Fucking shit Right I'll golden result this game It's you to go first I'll golden result this Because I know exactly What Arsenal are like Lock it in then say I'm locking it in, baby.

21:50Boys, I'm locking it in. Yeah, locking it in. 1-1. Classic Arsenal, and they'll take that as if it's a victory against the Man City. Oh, fuck. Pardon? Mighty Man City. It's classic Arsenal. I think Arsenal win this 2-1. It doesn't actually matter, so it does make sense that they might win it. Yeah, because City aren't really in the title race, are they? So the golden results, just to go back, you've golden resulted, Arsenal's a draw with Man City, I've gone and resorted somehow, somewhere, the dirty dingle bastards to beat Leeds at home 2-1, I think it was. However, that's not it, is it, Lewis?

22:27It's time for our ones to watch. Put your glasses on your face. But I'm watching them. They don't want to see that. You're bulging eyes without your glasses on. You're like a frog. My one to watch this weekend. I fancy Arsenal to beat Man City, which is a massive result, especially within the title race, within confidence within the camp. And I think Man City are probably going to field O 'Reilly at left back, more than likely. Young lad at left back. It's going to be a tough game for him. Up against a rampant at the minute, Nonny Madweke. So Madweke is my one to watch this week. Well, let me guess.

23:06It's either a Geordie or a Newcastle player. No, he actually is called Simon. Javi Simon. Oh. He's going to bring a new class to this Tottenham line-up. I know he already played but he's going to do it again and he's going to do it again but this time he's going to score how many? one I don't know but he's going to assist it as well

23:34anyway shall we run back on these scores? yeah

23:40so just to recap Liverpool Everton Lewis has gone 2-1 I've gone 1-1 In Brighton Spurs, Lewis scores 2-1 Spurs. Tom goes 2-2. Burnley Forest, Lewis has gone for a 1-1 draw. I've gone for a 1-0 home win to the Clarets. When the West Ham host Palace, Lewis says 1-1 and Tom says 2-1 Palace. There he goes. And then at the dirty, dirty custard bowl, the Dingles take on Leeds. Lewis has gone for a 3-1 home win. And I've actually golden resulted Wolves to win 2-1. over at Man United and Chelsea. It's one of the games of the week. It's Lewis's 2-1 Chelsea and Tom says 3-1 Chelsea. And then we've got a fucking landing derby at eight o 'clock.

24:22Fulham take on Brentford. Lewis has gone for a 2-1 away win. I've gone for a 1-1 draw. Sunday fun day for the Newcastle boys as they travel to Bournemouth. Lewis says 2-1 Newcastle. Tom says 2-1 Bournemouth. Oh, a little mix of match there, haven't we? And then we head to the stadium and light where Sunderland take on Villa. Lewis thinks Villa will beat Sunderland shock horror. I actually think Sunderland are going to win 1-0. And wrapping it up with our streamed game this week on Pitchside, Arsenal-Horseman City. And for his golden result, Lewis says 1-1 and Tom says 2-1-arse. And our ones to watch for the weekend are Lewis has gone for Xavi Simons at Spurs.

25:01And I've gone for Nani Maruiki at Arsenal. Simon. Let us know in the comments your predictions. Make sure you're going around the streets saying let's they did the premier league man and let's be the premier league man that was very englishy yeah let us know yeah anyway let us know in the comments your predictions make sure you like make sure you subscribe and we'll see you next week you made it to the end well done you and if you haven't already hit the follow button why not tap it right now for new episodes every week and And if you want to see more Pitchside, you can catch us on YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram by typing in Pitchside.