England v Ghana Preview & Our ALL TIME England Draft XI

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1:07With his new slick back gelled hair, by the way. Do you know what it is? This is going to be really boring. I lost my sea salt spray, so I had to buy some in Budapest. But this one, it like sets. I didn't realise. It's like a spray and then sets. It's hard, which you know. Wolverine. You know being around me, usually it's very soft and bouncy. Yeah, exactly. It bounces a lot. You look like you've got Bril cream in it. Yeah, I don't like it. So I'm going to have to sort it out. I didn't realise. How are we all? Yeah, good mate. I'm now Spider-Man. How was... Reeve and Lewis, how was your experience together as like real mates going to the game the other day?

1:46Like really enjoying it with the fans and stuff? Yeah, it was good. A lot of things happened. I might have had the best day of my life. Yeah, I've seen you. You looked very drunky. Theo, how was your experience? I actually had a really good time. Oh, you're a bad friend. Bad friend. What? Oh, he's salty because he's not here. Oh, no. I wish I was with Reeve and Lewis for that game. Oh, I'm sorry, boys. I'm so sorry for getting us semifinal tickets. Oh.

2:23It's supposed to be about the unity of the country, bro. Why is he attacking me then? I don't know. Why is he attacking me? Why are you taking that as an attack? I don't know, but it is funny. Because you are attacking me. You're trying to make me feel bad. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. I'm just... Yeah, you are. It's exactly what you're doing. I'm just stating the fact. It's literally the World Cup. It's England in the World Cup. We're all having good, positive vibes, and you're attacking me again. It's all about unity and being with your friends. Fucking hell, you're living in the past, bro. You're living in the past.

2:48We've moved on from being attacked 24-7. Out here, all we do is build people up and bring positive heat to the world. Is that a real... Here you are as being a douchebag again. Oh, douchebag. I've learned a new word. Damn. That was good. What are your thoughts on the game then, Tom, as a man who watched it at home? I was really impressed. Really impressed. Do you know what I loved? We played how I've always wanted England to play. That's our style. We shouldn't copy Spain or the Brazilians. We should be in your face, direct, get the ball wide, fast. That's how we should play. Yeah, don't get me wrong.

3:32The defending wasn't amazing. I do think people have been a bit harsh. I thought they were two good goals. They're good. They're really good. We just switched off for the... Yeah, the second one was like that far from being offside. So I wasn't even that arse about the goals we conceded because then obviously they come out second half and for 20 minutes I thought that's the best performance I've seen at the World Cup so far. Isn't it crazy how much of a difference between the Southgate side and the Tuchel side under England is just even for entertainment value as well I think the main difference is that Southgate side would have shut up at shop at 3-2 yeah whereas this Tuchel side it could have been 6 like really there's no stopping them is there like Croatia are good as well by the way it's not like we just did that against Tuchel they're a decent team out of all the big big nations we've probably had the hardest start so therefore in my opinion the most impressive start but also So this won't be our peak.

4:28We're not going to peak at the first game. Well, hopefully anyway. You're hoping this is just a starter block and it just keeps building. Tom, was there any player during the game that stood out to you at all? I was just about, are you trying to make me admit I was wrong? I was just asking, Fernie, who's your superior player of the match? I thought Jude Bellingham was fucking immense. Ah, Jude Bellingham. He was absolutely immense. He was everywhere, wasn't he? Even the first half, the one where it was a corner but then got overturned, I think, for that one. His defensive duty as well. He was everywhere, man.

5:05Kane was brilliant. I actually thought Rhys James had one of his worst games at right-back. I thought he was sloppy. But then he moved into midfield. Yeah, then I thought he was really good. Rice didn't look himself, but he gave the ball away a bit. But he still did his work off the ball. I thought Anderson, Bellingham and Kane were our best players, personally. and I thought Madwicky played really well actually I was going to ask you no that is actually not coming are you going to apologise to Jude can you look him down the camera Jude Jude I am sorry for ever doubting even a smidge whether you should start or not good boy I apologise hey Jude Tom what did you think of the Conza Stones partnership do you think you should come back in there do you think you should trust the process I'll be honest.

5:55Yeah, I don't know. We spoke about this last time, didn't we? I'm not arsed who plays at centre-half. I think they're a much of a muchness. I think they're all just like... I don't know whether Stones is lack of game time this... I don't know. Maybe the lads have got a better idea on that. Someone did make a point to me the other day. It might have been... No, I don't think it was Stanley. Someone saying how maybe the reason... like Gordon was so quiet and our left-hand side was so quiet was because Stones was on the left where he usually plays on the right, doesn't he? At the back. So he naturally comes to his right and plays out.

6:35I don't know. I don't know how deep into that it is, but I don't care who plays at the back. Do you? No. I would prefer Geahy, I think. Over who? Concer. See, I thought Concer was better than Stones. Also, I didn't realise how fucking wham Concer is. Is it you? He's a unit at the back. He's a unit. That's why he'll be selected for physical attributes, yeah. I don't mind really, but my preference as a player is Gehi, I think. I think he's a level above. Are you just saying that just because he's got the mood, because he had all the, because he got the mood to... Gehi's been class for ages, hasn't he?

7:12So is Concer, though. Yeah, maybe I just naturally don't, like, give that love to Concer. Oh. Maybe he deserves that. Is he not a warrior? Maybe I need to be a better patriot of my country and actually appreciate concert. I do think whoever we are going to keep at Cinebite, it has to kind of be a partnership that's started now and cemented moving forward. If you keep chopping and changing, it's not going to get any better, is it? One player that had sort of done really well, and he is the second choice right wing, Amadweke. He's filling in Saka's boots at the moment. What do you think of his performance?

7:45I thought he was great. He was an excellent one, I thought. It's everything that Tom's just said about what we like about England. But then how good was Saka when he come on? I thought Saka was really good when he come on. Yeah, he got the assist for Russia, didn't he? I just thought he looked sharp. That's the first time I've seen Saka look sharp in months. The issue is he's not, apparently he's not been involved in group training ahead of the Ghana game. So he's clearly not 100 % fit. So do you think we'll see Madweke start again and Saka comes on? He's only 10 minutes in. How far does this go though?

8:13Say Madweke plays really well again and then Saka gets fit. Do you drop Madweke? No, definitely not. Do you know what I mean? Can you do that? Honestly, he's so direct. I love it, man. Every time he gets to the ball, he just... That's what happened when Saka first came into the team, wasn't he? He wasn't the one expecting to start when he came to his first tournament and he played himself in. Am I remembering right? Yeah, you are right. Yeah, you are right. Yeah, so I'm a big fan, especially in tournaments like this where it doesn't matter about your pedigree so much. Who's playing the best right now?

8:44And in those first few group stages, if he's just fucking smashing it, you have to start him like... Yeah. Yeah, and then I suppose Saka's always a great option off the bench. But then again, it's a bit different. It's a bit like Saka is one of our best players, usually one of the starters. So I don't know. I'd be interested to see what he did. I don't think I could second guess him, to be honest. He might even use the Panama game as the run-out for Saka. Yeah. To see what he's going to do as a starter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good conundrum to have, though. Declan Rice, I know, Tom, you said you weren't too impressed.

9:15I thought he was good. I thought he did the running, the dirty work. I thought he was great off the ball. I was disappointed. I thought Anderson was better on the ball. He has come out and said he's had this pain. He's had this mutual pain since December. For him to be took off at 60 minutes after when we're three, there's obviously an issue there. You're not going to take Rice off here when we're three-two. It's such a precarious time in the game. Looking forward to the Ghana game. Are we all thinking the same team's going to start or do you think Rashford's going to come in for Gordon? I think he'll start Rashford now.

9:47I thought Gordon was really again not really his fault we didn't give down and to be fair to Gordon a lot of the times Kane would drop in or Bellingham would get the ball in those little half spaces and the pockets it's because Gordon kept making those runs he doesn't stop does he but I did think he was so quiet I forgot he was playing at half time I'm not even joking do we not think though because I was saying before we said pre-tournament it would be great to have Gordon to run down the defender and then at the end Rastford comes on and scores and that's what he didn't necessarily or Gordon didn't necessarily do his part, but Rashford came on and scored.

10:19And once that worked, are we not falling into a trap again? Yeah, true. Let's start Rashford. It's like we're losing that. I'd much rather Rashford coming in at the end than Gordon because Gordon can't finish. He's really good at running out defenders. But if you're only using him for 15 minutes, he's less likely to make an impact than Rashford. True, but if you're Rashford, you're going, well, I've come on and done more in 15 or 20 minutes than he did. But Tommy T's trying to see his best start in XI moving forward to the knockout stages, right? And this is probably more of an impactful game where Rashford can prove himself in that starting XI rather than the Panama one.

10:50Yeah, I just think... That would be a rotated team. As a combined two, I think you get more start of them with Gordon starting and Rashford... Because if you bring Gordon on the last 20 minutes, he barely hits the target normally. Well, that's in theory. That's in theory. But if you actually start Rashford and see how he plays... Yeah, and he just... Is this Garner game not easier than the Panama? No, but if we win the Garner game, the Panama result... I think that equally is easy. You know, Panama rank quite considerably... Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I literally checked this the other day. I couldn't believe they're ranking.

11:20They're like 30th. Yeah. But then Ghana do have Semenyo. They have a standout player. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but they are... Mate, did you watch that? They're so bad. I'm expecting three or four minimum. If we can't score three... Man, Cairn's going to get double digits. Maybe put four against Croatia, yeah. I do also think I'm still in this mind... The Southgate mindset of we only get one or two goals usually. So I feel like I don't want to go overboard. but then also if they're going to play like they did against Ghana wouldn't withstand that 20 minutes that Croatia did no one can there's no one not one team in the world that can withstand this Tommy Tuchel side we're about to win every game 5-0 who do you think who's impressed you the most so far other than England that's second France that's 20 France were similar didn't they they were bad first off but they had like 20-30 minutes of just Elisa and Mbappe Netherlands are good I like Morocco and Netherlands No, never too good.

12:17No, it's my dark horse's voice from the start. Spain's first half yesterday. Japan, baby. Spain looked better, didn't they? But they're playing against no one. Japan are the ones, I'm telling you. Germany looked pretty good as well, to be fair. Do you think Germany looked good? I thought they were good in Spurs. I thought Ivory Coast would probably win that game. I thought they got really lucky, Germany, the other day. It was a good game, though. I really enjoyed that game. It was a good game. But no, I think, overall, I think, I'm trying to think, as the other teams, I think they'll fear England and France the most so far.

12:48Sorry, what about Belgium, Tom? Oh, mate, how bad were they yesterday? What the fuck are they doing? Can we sort of... So, every now and again, Will sort of says stuff to us each day, just like drip-feeding information from the UK in. Where's this Lukaku golden boot shout-out come from? Because my theory for Belgium was, I thought on paper they had the easiest group, and they've drawn both games. That group is set up so good now. It's like the whole shittiest group. They're so bad. That group is so bad and they just can't score. They're just all going to keep drawing. They can't score and I thought they'd get penalties and Lukaku would just nick four or five.

13:32I also didn't expect Mbappe to score two, Messi to get a hat-trick, Kane to get two. I thought it'd be low-scoring games, to be honest. But yeah. Let me ask you about that. High-scoring games, wouldn't there? Yeah, I was going to say, Tom, do you think this has been one of the more entertaining World Cups so far? Oh, yeah, I think it's been really... Well, from what I've seen, I can't watch all the games because some of them are like 5am or 3am. So I watch them back in the morning. But I think there's only been... There hasn't been many nil-nils, has there? Other than... No. There have been a couple the last few days.

14:06The only draws that have happened have basically been in that group of shit. Yeah, but that Belgian game was hilarious because as soon as they went down to 10 men, Iran were worse. they didn't know what to do like because they they just sat in two banks of four then once they actually got the ball they were like what the yeah this is hard it's 10 men yeah that was that was one of the I think that's the worst game I've seen so far yeah yeah because even like the Ecuador 15 saves from the curacao keeper yeah all these goalies that's putting in massive performances getting multi-millions on Instagram we were laughing yesterday it's like they were just playing for like Instagram followers someone shot from 40 like the halfway line and went like it dribbled by the corner flag or something.

14:45It's like, stop trying to get the Insta followers, man. Mate, he's gone from the halfway line, mate. You're getting at least five million followers. They're like, fuck it. We're going out anyways, lads. At least I can get a career off the back of this. They're not going out. Honestly, it is. They're not going out, though. They're not going out. Cape Verde, you look like they're going to bloody qualify. That's true. They're going to get a point against Saudi Arabia and they're qualified. I need to apologise to Cape Verde and my take of less clubs is better because fucking hell, I've never been more wrong in my life.

15:14I love watching their journey now. I just didn't think these teams were like, I just thought surely they're not going to be competitive but like, yeah, even one draw is enough to justify their existence. So never mind. Yeah, Cape Verde can't sell the European. Cape Verde could beat Zadier Raby by the way. Yeah, they could. Definitely. Also, we're forgetting about this. Sorry, guys. The Cape Verde team, by the way. Are we surprised? Bear in mind they topped their group ahead of Cameroon. They only lost once in qualification where was all this a few weeks ago didn't South Africa they'd beat like Nigeria to the qualification well look Cape Verde took the group of Estuani Mauritius Angola Libya and Cameroon yeah I'm not surprised that they're trying with Uruguay then to be fair yeah exactly based on that Uruguay have been a disappointment haven't they bloody hell big old disappointment they have been they're about to go out I don't mind seeing Uruguay not do well and I feel like it goes all the way back to the South Africa World Cup where they knocked out Ghana and I feel like since then I'm like hmm you're a hatredist for one minute not a hatred but like yeah it's like I don't mind you going out because you robbed Ghana of for a season yeah I don't really care if they qualify did they rob him it was well Suarez cheated I mean no he didn't he got sent off rightfully so and then they missed the penalty they weren't cheating I know but objectively Suarez is already a prick so he's already on a thin line with me as well and you know that Louis if you're watching this Louis?

16:45Louis yeah before we get the draft I wanted to ask just your thoughts on how Tuchel's been this tournament so far he's played some really attacking football he speaks well he seems to be his subs were perfect as well he got it banged on he speaks and acts like a fucking winner you can tell he has underlying confidence in himself because he has won and he's class and we're going to win the World Cup there's quite there was obviously like we spoke about the other week there's obviously a plan in place with the squad it's obviously all mapped out and he's got a whole plan like there's he's not just winging it is he I mean I just loved his subs they were just so like positive and each sub like even Spence nearly scored when he'd come on like I just yeah I was heavily heavily impressed but it is only one game it is only one if we go and draw tomorrow then it'll be the end of the world when it's so I don't think I don't think we will but They're looking at what he's saying though, aren't they?

17:42Like he's so eloquent and everything he talks about, it makes you want to be positive about England and then you see it on the pitch and you're like, okay, it's reinforced, that's great. I will say though, I found it a bit offensive how he called you out, but you know, that's... Yeah, did you say that? Oh yeah. I'll let him off, I'll let him off. You haven't seen the video? No. Oh, Lou, I've got to show you this, mate. It's crazy afterwards, yeah. Okay, well, yeah. Well, it's actually mad. They're on good terms now though, yeah? Oh, I don't know. Nah, well, yeah. I'll speak to him privately yeah right lads it is now time to do our all time England draft 11 you lot love it so much when we do drafts because we get to miss out on the players that we won well we do I mean we we've spoke about the Ghana preview but what do you actually think the score is going to be 5-0 England you actually think 5-0 4-0 3-0 4-0 yeah on the side of positivity yeah who would like to go first what that's a go on I'll give Tom the chance back home because Theo's looking at me going, me, me, me, me, me.

18:43Which way does it come back? So he can go last. Yeah, so who doesn't go to? It'll be Lewis, then Reeve, then Theo. Gerdin, I get two picks. You've just been played. Okay. The last two. Oh, we can... There's not a set formation, is there? I can't remember how we do this. What formation are you going for? 4-3-3 or 4-4-2? I might go 4-4-2. I don't yet. I don't know. It depends on who I'll get left with, but England will be playing 4-4-2. I'm going to go for I'll start with

19:14Do you know what? I'll go Harry Kane Interesting choice for the beginning I'm actually going to go Rhys James What? That's a mental first pick even I think that's mental Trust me Trust me right now Bobby Moore What? No What about his It's like matter-bargument and stuff. Yeah, I've learnt my mistakes from last time. I'm going David Beckham. Ooh. Yeah. And I get two picks, right? And then I'm going to go Ashley Cole. That's a good shout-out. I'll stick with my theme and go Bobby Charlton as well then. Fucking hell. I'm going to go... I'm going to pick everyone from before. But the 60-60. Keep going then.

20:02Name the players. I'm going to go Luke Shaw. I'm getting down the hard positions first don't worry about it you should have gone for a right winger Willie because there's only like Willie you have to go white winger Willie I'm going to go with I'll get two now don't I yep I'm going to have Rooney Rooney is that up front with Kane yeah Rooney and Kane up front I'm going to go with Gaza Oh, Paul Gascoigne. Right, I'm going to go Pickford. Oh, bollocks. I've got it down now. I've got the R positions. You're just building the 2021 Euros team. No, but I've got the R positions. Actually, Rich James didn't play in that, did he?

20:50By the way, when we put the graphics up afterwards and they say Shaw, James and Pickford, they're going to go, he definitely picked them last, didn't he? Nah. Man. I'll go Lineker then. All right. I'm going to go... I'm going to go Owen and Shearer. Shearer. Shit, I thought no one was going to touch Shearer. That's fine. That's a fucking strike partnership right there. You chose Luke Shaw over Shearer, mate. Your baby honey Luke... You chose a Mackham? Damn. He's English, mate. He's English. This is the England team.

21:36I will go with

21:42Raheem Sterling Oh that's who I wanted Oh Reeve Reeve You can put him left all right can't I Right Yikes Yikes Yikes Yikes Give me jaw call He's actually good Reeve who did you say Sterling Okay I'm going to go with Gerard and John Terry Oh great picks there son Great picks Right That's fine I'm going to give me Oh God I'm going to have to take this play But I don't like him Don't like him But I'm taking him Ferdinand That's nice What's wrong with that?

22:28Frankie Lamps No one said him Have you? Nope Okay cool After you've done yours I wonder how our teams are looking so far Yep I get two picks don't I I'm going to go for John Barnes Oh you bastard And then I'm going to go for

22:53I'll go Kevin Keegan How's our team looking so far then Theo who have you got I've got Owen and Shearer up top Barnes on the left Keegan in the middle Beckham on the right Colt left back What about you, Reeve? What? How many plays is that? He's just double-picked, aren't he? Oh, he's just double-picked I've got Bobby Moore at centre-back I've got Lampard and Boba Charton in midfield and then Sterling and Lineker up top I've got Pickford and Gould Rhys James right back Ferdinand and Luke Shaw on the left and then I've got Joe Cole and Tom I've got Terry at the back Gerrard, Gascoigne and then Rooney and Kane Oh, that's naughty.

23:33Back to you, Eve. That's pretty good, mate. Yeah, Tom's cocking it, to be fair. No favourites, bro. What the hell? Carl Walker, then.

23:44Carl Walker, eh? Terrible pick. Is he? Can I have Trent in midfield? Is that not allowed? Do what you want. Give me, sucker. I'm surprised no one's taken him to be filling that right. Who's your right winger? Have you not got the position yet? Sterling can play it there so I'm leaving it open I see his left Tom, two picks? I need a wide player Probably two picks they call them I'm going to go Glenn Odell and then I'm going to go with I'm okay with and then Stuart Pearce Oh no There was only like three left backs you could pick from really yeah right I'm going to go Andy Cole barely played for England good pick mate he's a great player though I'm actually going to do something very cheeky here and actually do you know what I don't even okay I do need to do that I'm going to go Kieran Trippier but I'm going to play him left back ooh your team's just taking a hit there no he did play left back I know I know but like he's the stronger players out there Lewis guess how many times Andy Cole played for England three better than that 15 games one goal see there you are great player though one goal yeah but he's good Paul you should have picked Nugent

25:10I'm going to go I'm going to go Paul Scholes I might have fucked this with you yeah you you stunk it up mate the tactic wasn't good that's oh my god that's my midfield that's my defence your first pick was Rhys James all time I'm going to go new friend of the show Gary Neville alright at right back Declan Rice unless he's been said no not been said right give me Les Ferdinand Jesus

25:52that's stinking no it's not Les Ferdinand Surely it's more than Andy Cole How many do you want to Give it a go 32 Reeve how many do you think I reckon it's less than that 25 Tom Yeah 23 17 Two more than Andy Cole Combination of 32 England caps Between your two strikers Five Your front two have six England goals between them Yeah, but the great strikers, though. Great strikers. Great strikers, lads. Look at my management. They'll be good. London Lewis potent management. Shit. Whose go is it? Lewis' go. No, I just took less. Oh, it's Tommy two picks. Is it me? I'll go with... Sorry, Will's just made a note on screen.