HEATED Debate On Isak, The Most Important Player For Every Club & The Top 10 PL CM’s Of ALL TIME

43:10but again we're at the back of a good performance we could do one on them but admittedly we're not the team that's not the full 11 that he wants yeah exactly I honestly think I wouldn't worry too much about Spurs I don't know if we're home or away for what because we play Spurs next probably at Spurs at Spurs yeah you were home yeah Spurs Saturday and you go home away home away yeah half five next Saturday quick game I wanted one little shout out for maybe an underrated player a little stat here Vitali Janel is the only player to a squad in each of Brentford's six Premier League seasons and he got and he got promoted with them.

43:41Another under the radar player. A main star for them there. Do you know who I love? He says a lot about them. I love that Jensen, man. He's one of my favourite players to watch. He's so aesthetically pleasing, man. Damsgaard would start ahead of him, though, in most cases, though, right? I feel like Jensen played a lot last year, but I don't know if it was because they lost... But surely Sangare is now that Jensen slot. Yeah, see, no, Jensen played. He only missed two games in the Premier last season. Jensen's important. he keeps from ticking but fuck me I hate being right how good is Sangare yeah he was brilliant this was a common consensus on the show how fucking good is he he is class he came with a bit of pedigree though didn't he 39 mil for that he's such a good deal he's probably the best sign of the summer and at the back Lewis Potter Lewis Potter's improved so much you know yeah well going from left wing to left back I remember when he first came into the team he was a bit erratic he seemed a bit lightweight he's just like really soft I can't praise Brentford enough they are just the absolute blueprint of how to run a football club and how to just be successful in this league just an enjoyable team to root for as well yeah they're brilliant what's like the next level for Brentford though I don't think they can they only just missed that on Europe and I think they can get that this season because it's genuinely like as a club how big's the stadium and stuff I've seen a guy I've seen a guy I can't remember his name so I apologise He kept predicting him second.

45:06Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen it. What's his name? I can't remember, but I've seen the clip. I would not be surprised by that. But his reasoning made sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's the first time since the Leicester season where you could see a massive upset because of all the top teams. That's actually true. Brentford have definitely got a chance of top four, top five. Yeah, I'm annoyed that I haven't put them higher in my predictions. Yeah, yeah. Because they just look so, so solid. Comparatively though Team that doesn't look As solid New manager As well I mean he's trying He's definitely trying To outdo his predecessor Because he's gone a bit Crazy with the line up But I'm talking about Enzo Maresca That Man City line up Was mental It was But they did deserve to win Yeah Admittedly they did Deserve to win But I mean Is he not trying to Out crazy peck in there Yeah what are you doing Gay here in the 6 O 'Reilly in the 10 Yeah he played pretty well Yeah but I mean he's like Yeah he should have scored 2 Being the nutty professor at this point He should have scored And he's hung up in the same dripper You can't really knock it when it works I just think I think City will be City They're just Too much quality in the squad The thing is They can't afford to be giving up silly points Because Arsenal are going to be pretty relentless this year Nobody thinks they're going to be the challengers I know but I feel like In their own minds They're thinking we're going for the title this year there's no way they're like Arsenal have it I know we've all said Chelsea but we haven't seen Chelsea under Alonso yet that's true so based on everything we know City should be the challenge and they'll be expecting themselves to to the point as well they'll be so like they can't afford silly little fucking slip ups don't get this twisted City's objective this season is to win the league and it has to be it should be that's the same way we said about Arsenal when you were finishing second it's like your objective is still to win the league you're not happy with second it's always win the league yeah a club like City that is every season their objective is to win the league whether it's a new manager or not yeah and obviously Bouadi's coming in as well that's an expensive midfield now isn't it he's good though Anderson came off injured which is a bit of a concern yeah do we know what the injury was he should be alright I thought was it a knock then yeah yeah there was a lot of overreactions to Anderson I thought he played fine yeah pretty sorry I understand he's cost 120 mil and we've had this thing about Virts but in fairness to Anderson he can never live up to that price tag, I don't think.

47:32No. it's a crazy amount of money. Whereas Virch can obviously, he can deliver goals and assists and win games. Anderson can't really do that from the position he's playing. Well, I mean, you could argue Rice has and it's a similar. I think Rice has now, but how long has he been at Arsenal? Three years. I think now we're saying, yeah, so to come, it's like people expect Anderson to drop a 10 out of 10. Yeah, and with Anderson, what you're buying is a player who's going to be consistently good for a long time. He's young, he's English, he's strong. He's like, You're spending that money because you're expecting them to be in the team for about six or seven years.

48:04A pardon? Nice. So that's what your money is, really. Mureska said it was cramp and he said he wasn't 100 % fit going into it. Right. Well, yeah, because he was fast coming in. No one after the World Cup. Yeah. And then they had Community Shield. Yeah. Yeah, there's a bit of an overreaction. I thought, Gay, you played well, actually, considering the changes. He's at a six now, isn't he? Lewis was shitting right back. Yeah, he's really shitting. apparently that was Maresco said that he didn't actually want to start with Rico Lewis he wanted why did he? well because I think there was some sort of injury to like Kovacic or whatnot that he meant that he had to change the team but um yeah Gehi obviously probably going to be the starting centre-back partnership with Diaz oh no no no it has to be with Kucinov and Gehi do you think?

48:49Diaz is fucking crap no but you just hate him though he's crap nah come on man do you hate him because he's handsome? no but then where does where does Vardy all play? And where does Nico O 'Reilly play? We've got two left backs there. Well, they both played yesterday. Two assists for a turkey, though. Should a turkey start is the thing? Well, I was about to say, a turkey's got more open play assists in the Premier League than any other players to start last season. Yes, he should be. That is the question. But Mareska likes Foden a lot. And I feel like Foden played wide, didn't he? He did play wide, yeah.

49:18We did sub him off for... It's because he had O 'Reilly like in the 10 and then Then he was wide. This is all weird. It was a weird one we said yesterday. I couldn't figure it out to be honest. Which is probably good for opposition. What the fuck is that? Jack Grealis as well. Yeah, Grealis come back on. I'm surprised he's still there. I thought he was going to where was it? Colchester was he at? Wrexham. Wrexham. No. No, no, no. When he was in the stand. Yeah, I tried to tell him this. He's best mate plays for Cardiff. Yeah, he's going to Cardiff. And the day before but it was from Community Shield in Cardiff.

49:53So he went to the game and then Lewis was like, he's going to Wrexham. No, he's going to Cardiff. Fair. Oh, he's going to Cardiff. That's what I was thinking. Cardiff is South Wales though. Wrexham is North Wales. That's like quite... He's going to Cardiff, bro. Ah, fair enough. Just on Bournemouth. No, but it was at Cardiff. What? The game was at Cardiff. Yeah, but why would he be going... Wrexham's the other side of the country. I didn't say Wrexham. I was at Cardiff. You just said Wrexham. Wrexham's right by Manchester. What? What are you on about the Jogs of Cardiff? You said he was in Cardiff.

50:19Yeah. But he's going Wrexham. Because they played Cardiff. Oh, sorry. I thought you said the Community Shield. Yeah. Oh, my God. The Community Shield was the Saturday or the Sunday. Yeah. Wrexham. Sorry for DMing, guys. Cardiff played Wrexham the Monday night. Got you. So he obviously stayed over, went to the game to watch his mate. But then he got a medical at Cardiff. I don't know. Fucking hell. Right, yeah. And they came out with his shirt. Just touching on Bournemouth, Marco Rose seems to be settling in pretty quickly I thought they played right yeah yeah yeah I'll tell you what he's got to be one of the most underrated players in the league haven't he he's good isn't he yeah he just always delivers we were linked with him for a bit he's good man he's really good their goal was good man it was a good goal Evan Nilsson did well I just think they got overran in midfield didn't they I thought Alex Scott played well though Scott was alright but Lewis Cook I don't know yeah he's a bit aged well he's not that old but he's just a bit he's going to need more than that I think but no I think Bournemouth will be absolutely fine they'll be mid-tap but they'll probably have a good run in Europe hopefully Bournemouth the back and Silva looks pretty good yeah the new centre back looks solid well yeah I mean it's a tough day at the office isn't it but who've they got next Bournemouth who do they have I can't remember Bournemouth they've got Everton next week that could be a little tasty I mean a big one for them is they've still got Alex Scott they do still have Alex Scott which is a massive important player another club who keeps on ticking over Brighton Ticking over They fucking won 4-0 Yeah I mean They gave up In the second half Is that not the worst decision Of the whole weekend That penalty not being given Yeah Fuck me For Brighton It should have been 5 On Brighton Jesus And they had a goal Disallowed from side Yeah and Gross was on the pitch That was Class Quite literally Could have been Possibly the worst Possibly the worst Debut of all time Yeah really I've seen it now What's he fucking where he kicks in like what are you fucking doing like Jesus they were just they absolutely shot themselves in the foot Power Torres was awful that's probably the worst performance I've seen in the village I'm worried for them because if you look if you look at the starting line up relative to their expectations I don't think that's a clever sign and Suzuki starting line up and their bench is a bit it doesn't look like they've kind of just been stripped down a bit they're going to be busy this week aren't they silence they're going to be busy I think this week you don't see the clip no you just went silent I'm like what are you going to say oh yeah Emery Emery's post-match interview and he's like Ollie Watkins not in the squad today so what's going on there and he goes silence the one thing I will say is I maintain I said oh Villa will be fine this was before they lost concert yeah big misses Martinez looks like entire spine and Watkins now yeah Roger's already gone yeah honestly Telemans look at the team it's the entire spine one from every position and I feel bad for them because it's literally what we've just went through as well also.

53:13It's annoying. Have you seen the Villa fans saying like the team comparison between the Europa League final and then their current squad? They've got like four players left. Yeah. It's fucking mental, mate. Our fans are doing the same. We have two left. And you thought you got pillaged. We have two left. They have four. Yeah, but they won a Europa League final. So they're all good players. Yeah, they've only just won it now. No, but even our cup final team, I wonder how many... Yeah, but that was three years ago. You're saying over a period of that, I'm talking about in the space of four months, they've gone from having a full 11 to three years.

53:45It's crazy. But I will say, get Maggio back. I think he'll probably play up front, won't he? Or even Abraham. Manzambi, get him back in the team. You are. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, I think that's a good signing. Get this Suzuki playing. Maybe go and buy a defender. I do think they'll still be fine. They're 100 % in the contract. I think they'll still got Emery. I think they'll be fine. What are our thoughts on the Oli Watkins move? He apparently refused to play. Where's he going? Saudi It is Saudi Can we stop this Refusing the play shit How about just say no then No you're not going You prick There should be a thing A contract if you're refusing A play You have to pay us A million quid But they don't put that In a contract to start Do they?

54:21They should start doing that It should be an overall Just rule In football I agree Unfortunately A contract can tell you What you can And can't get away with But it is actually Fucking I actually can't stand it The issue is Lewis is it grounds to be sacked, but they're not going to sack him, are they? Because he's too much of a valuable asset. Well, that's what Thingy Potato's trying to do. Yeah, fuck me. Guys, I've decided contract doesn't matter anymore. I dropped a stinger. Well, I don't want to be here anymore. That is a massive issue with football in terms of the club just are so powerless in these positions because they're such valuable assets.

55:02Yeah, they rely on the players. And by the way, like I think I understand it's your life and it's your career but like it speaks to you as a person a little bit actually like if you're just gonna like Oli Watkins the amount of stuff that Aston Villa have done for you as a person like so I don't know if he has actually it's not been widely reported so like maybe this hasn't happened but anyone it's like it's fucking ridiculous like how selfish and like how much of a cunt he must be and I dropped the C-bomb that's how I actually think I think he's like me going like the overlap that came to me and I'm like I'm not coming into work until you release me from my contract and we'd be like bye yeah we'd go fucking by the way you haven't even got a contract why are you still turning up because I haven't got a contract I believe it all guys I haven't even got a contract to be here yeah mate honestly nothing applies you haven't signed anything they can drop me tomorrow I think it says more I agree but more your fellow teammates say like he left them in the shit the weekend if he has refused to play he's left them in the shit and I think forget the club forget the fans whatever your mates your colleagues who you work with every day, you're going, no, I'm more important than you.

56:06You could have just, can you not, maybe it's more complicated than I'm making out, can you not just have a bit of a gentleman's agreement and be like, okay, look, yeah, I'll get my head down, but I want this move. Can we not just get this move done and I'll play the weekend and then let me go? Yeah, I think more players should treat the game like that. I've not got a really wild idea. Don't sign a contract that you're not willing to see out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, don't sign a five-year deal. If you're not accepting that I could be here for five years, you fucking idiot. Yeah. It actually does be edited.

56:32And they hide behind the agent. Just the number means nothing. It's like, oh, it's the agent who's talking. I'm like, it's like me sending you to murder someone. I'm like, I didn't do it. I didn't do it, guys. Fucking knobs. It's not like that. Just turn it. Well, you could pay a hitman and then you'd trace back to you anyway. Yeah, but no. But then I don't get arrested. You would though. I'd crash you up. For orchestrating it, you would. But in football, I wouldn't get arrested. No, but in real life. Conspiracy to murder, mate. In football, I get the promotion. Yeah, but in real life, with the example you gave, you'd get arrested.

57:05So it should be like real life. It would be like me, getting a hitman to murder you, and then I get a promotion on pitch side to your role. That would happen if it was me getting a hitman on you. What does his role mean? Sit on that side with more money. Why sit on that side? Yeah, but just going back to Brighton, they look great. They'll be fine this season as well. Stronger rung in the conference. Do you think they'll win the conference league? Yeah. Or Atalanta. Oh, you're keen on them, aren't you? Speaking of, Matteo, Crystal Palace. What a knob. Looking a bit shaky. I don't know, man. They missed a lot of chances.

57:40Yeah, Pickford being Jordan Pickford once again. Palace missed a lot of chances. And had the chance to change the game too. They were at vital points in the match. Everton were good, man. They were good. Mate, that first goal, it was a rocket. Absolutely a rocket. Friend of the shot. They've got real depth in midfield now. Harrison Armstrong Hayden Hackney James Garner's not in there Armstrong was good Came on late though Didn't he James Garner Everton fans were laughing at me Because I said Mize has got them cooking Mize has got them cooking What's he on about 2-0 Hold that Mize has got you cooking Yeah but it's one game No but there's Everton have some fans out there Who will be annoyed That Mize has got them cooking Because you want them out I still think They still need a striker Jesus 100 % But that Barry Edda Was going out for a throw It's a known goal It's a 100 % known goal It's going out for a throw These people are getting These end die nine point He's good, mate.

58:29It's a joke, mate. I don't know. I had him in FPL at one point. And he's scabbed Fcon. Anyway, yeah, on the topic of Ndai, there's still speculation about whether or not he's staying at the club. I sure do have a day that he's staying, though. I've seen that as well. Is he committed? Apparently he's not going Saturday. That's a big one, that. That's a huge one. Yeah, yeah, keeping Ndai. I mean, he's a great transcript. He was good. He was really good, too. He's not like, bigger teams are going to have a look at Ndai. And Jai, he's in that mould though anyway he's enjoy good enough to play for like a top 14 probably not and he's already had a massive club outside but it's a bit like Everton are a big club just like Pickford yeah it's a bit like the Bowen thing that we spoke about yeah it's exactly Bowen ain't gonna play for like Liverpool and what's the point of leaving West Ham to play for Palace do you know what I mean just a side win yeah I think and he's Everton will be absolutely fine and Paul would have formed they didn't win for the last seven games last season well they could have renegated Spurs couldn't they and they didn't bother doing that Spurs are back I think Everton will have a good season I agree I think that would just be average yeah well that's sad mid-table fodder kind of thing just mid-table my favourite fixture of the whole weekend though tractor ball is 2-1 over Sunderland yeah by the way how good was NC yeah but he's injured now isn't he came off injured he did come off injured but was he that bad mate I don't know that last minute in goal from Jack Clark who signed from Sunderland and give it to the fucking celebrating proper that's shocking it's shocking from all the ready what Gary O 'Neill said it's cramp yeah earlier on in the season people aren't 100 % there's a lot of cramp I was really impressed with him so I thought he made a massive difference to them from what I saw with them last season that's what they were missing that's what they were missing he's fucking good another Brighton graduate mate well not graduate but came from Brighton what do we think of Sunderland not as good eh no they weren't as good no they weren't honestly like they I actually genuinely you think they should be like well you have been going down so how much more do you want to lay into no but a lot of people i obviously don't agree with that but like they've made what two signings and i know they kept the major players but two signings of where you're already going to be a little bit worse a season than your first excited season then you got european football you're going to find out real quick like it's the fact that they've spent over 100 mil and still love 09.

1:00:48Oh my God, Luke 09 playing minutes in 2026 in the Premier League makes me want to rip my eyes out. Yeah. He's so fucking shit. It is, man. Man, they've got Trey Hume at right wing. How has this happened? What's going on? Hume's been quite, Hume's been consistent for them though. No, I know, but is he not just the right, he's McKellar. He is, but he's like, he's so just like solid and versatile. He is good for them and LeBrie loves him, but I'm sorry. I don't know what was up with, I know Alderete come off the bench and I'm guessing by the goal he gave away. I don't know if he's fully fit, but Jesus, play the goalkeeper, Elbor, because Luke 09 is not it.

1:01:28Look, it's a great story. He's been there since League One and he's been the captain and he's been great for them. I'm telling you, Reggie, if you're watching this, you will really struggle this season if fucking Luke 09 is starting for you. I agree. I honestly genuinely don't think he's getting at our team. who were your starting centre-backs? Nat Phillips and George Campbell I don't know enough about George Campbell that's definitely better than him what was Sunderland's starting line-up it was pretty similar Mugiele didn't play, did he? because Mooney had played he obviously came off the bench Thomas Mooney was right back Robbie was poor as well things bouncing off him it's one of them against these promoted teams it's a bit like it's like a party vibe and like they're proud of it and with them going one up it's a bit like the whole thing I think if United would have gone one up it kind of kills the crowd but once the home team it gets them it's one of them Lukas was really good for Ipswich I was watch it on the radio I was a little bit do you think they have enough to stay up though I was surprised with Ipswich I don't know I don't know yet the tractor buys I'll be honest I still think I think no, because of their manager.

1:02:45Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair. But I really like that Maeda when he was at Celtic. He didn't know if that's going to transfer. He does Maeda in. Yeah. You suck, Maeda. You're supposed to be the punny guy. He doesn't know. Does Maeda. Yeah, nice. Right, anyway, on to the final game of the game week. That isn't obviously Chelsea Fulham. Forest leads. And they've got a little replay in the cup as well, haven't they? This was a good game, you know. Yeah, it was. It should have definitely been more than a 1-0. Anton Stack. Forest. Forrest were very reliant, I noticed, on set pieces for their chances.

1:03:18And Chris Wood missed a massive one with three ball. Yeah, he did. Trafford made a good couple of saves. Yeah, Trafford made a few good saves. I wouldn't be too worried if I was Forrest. Exciting times for Leeds, though. Already in a way win and they only got two last year. I really like the Wilson-Aaronson combo. They're very direct and just horrible. I feel like they're two players who, and obviously with Calvert-Lewin occupying the centre-halves, I feel like with them too

1:04:13If you're a defender Yeah, two Eagles. That's Eagle then. And they'd only announce him on team sheet as Eagle. You don't know which one you're going to get. That's Junior. What a great big brain move. Sells has got to do better for the goal though. But then... Sells is shit and shouldn't be a Prem keeper. I'm sorry. But he's always been shit. No, he's better than some Prem keeper. Is that Karius? Literally Karius. How long will Glasner last? He is the fifth Forest manager in less than a year. I think he'll last the season because I think they'll have a... I think they'll be all right. I think they'll have a cup run.

1:04:44I actually thought I thought that they played well enough to beat teams that aren't as good as Leeds and Leeds are actually quite a good team yeah they are I feel like he's a good enough manager where Mr. Maranakis how are you doing sir would actually understand he has to give him a bit of time yeah I would like to all the other ones seemed a bit crazy a bit rushed I feel like surely Glasner you understand yeah but he's the type to bite back Glasner that's the thing also on the topic of Leeds does Cavaloon get four more goals than he did last year no come on man you don't think he's going to get 18 he actually probably he should have scored if Wilson knew he was offside he could have left it for Calvary with the disallowed goal he's going to get a goal again he's so important to the way they play but I don't think he's going to score that many goals well we'll find out at the end of the year guys stay tuned for that one yeah wait till May alright well that was the Premier League review obviously Chelsea Fulham tonight we'll see how that Chelsea 1-2-0.

1:05:44Don't need to watch it. Oh, maybe it could be a draw. After all this Chelsea talk, imagine. You see, Enzo Fernandes get his cock out on bare bum and go poo-poo. What? He didn't watch the game. Oh, nice. Right now, guys. An important topic. Yes, very. Ha, ha. Get it? Really important. Depends. Right, we're getting sidetracked here, boys. We are going to do the most important player at every Premier League club. Now, that doesn't necessarily mean the best. It just means the most important. But sometimes Sometimes they do collide Most of the time It's the same thing But not this time Right come on then Let's do it on the Premier League Based on the league table Because Alphabeticals You know what Boring No we just agreed off camera To do it alphabetically Now he's trying to mog me Let's do league table Because then Tottenham Are going to be last And Newcastle are going to be joined first Right so I'll shoot it with Lot of Drew First up We have Brighton I've gone Pascal Gross No We're doing it 20 to 1 You leave the best till last Sorry Aston Villa I've gone John McGinn I went McGinn It's Kamara See I do think that But also like John McGinn Skipper My logic with this right It's Kamara My logic with this right No you can't just say It's Kamara No no no It's for John McGinn I reckon if you asked 100 Villa fans 90 would say Kamara I agree with this But I also think John McGinn is a super important player No so he is No no no no So yesterday When Villa were up against it And in the shit All they did was Go to big John McGinn Out there And he was the one Who was trying to take a pass and go like he was the one they were all turning to John McGinn and that led them to lose well yeah because all them went hiding it's like John McGinn's the guy no but Kamara's not a winger so they can't give it Kamara Kamara's getting on the ball thinking John McGinn Kamara's their most important player I think he's the most underrated but I think John McGinn is their most important no John McGinn's more underrated I think they're both underrated but I think John McGinn is the most important I think John McGinn's more supportive I don't think you'd find a Villa fan who would say that well good thing there's not a Villa fan well I'm not a Villa fan actually there's one right there who's next next we've got Coventry no we haven't we have going up yes we have Aston Villa and then Coventry Coventry are 18 oh my god they're joined 18 this is going to be so messy it's Spurs Spurs are back I've got it on Google Spurs are 19th what Spurs are 19th I literally just have the Premier League Spurs are 19th alright well I've gone Pedro Porro what I think you can tell that he's the most important I don't think he's the most important I've gone with Fernandes already oh mate that's so bloody hell what is it about him that you think he's so important for what Spurs need his mobility the way he drives the ball forward the way he can open up midfield I think he's passing he's do you know like a little thing there's times in the Albion game like just the side track where you can difference in levels just little things like one of our lads will just play a square ball like straight to his feet Fernandez will just play a yard in front she can just come on to it it's just like pass appreciation and stuff like that and I just thought the level difference when he came on compared to when they didn't have him I thought they were a completely different thing can you not that's a good point but also Poirot didn't play I know and you can see how poor they are when he's not but he played all last season and then he's still shit defensively yeah but he's one of and he was a big reason for that Poirot's great but he's also their set-piece take but I think the level difference from Porro to Archie Gray isn't as big as whoever in midfield to Fernandes look it's an early show look I understand I've gone early but I think Fernandes will be their best player and most important player this season okay well if we all said the same answer it wouldn't be a fun show would it I said Madison merely for us like we referenced today like leadership as well like Jesus like he's going to fill a big void in that alone and if he has a good season on him I don't mind that I haven't seen him at his best for a while Don't mind that one bit Right Now we have Coventry I've gone Grimes I've went Grimes I was between Grimes I've gone with Rushworth Don't mind that He was their best player He won everything He won like Young player of the year Players player of the year Save the Adegaard goal Yeah he has And I think He's going to be He will be The main reason If they stay up I love how Rushworth Is on the ball For the Sky Blues Do you?

1:10:05Yeah I really think He's good on the ball Who did they sign him from? Yeah Little Orient What? I don't know It would have been a great shout It's Brighton right Fuck Come on Yeah Man United Obviously Bruno Fernandes Bruno Fernandes Any discussion needed for that one? No Okay Crystal Palace I have Is that right? Yeah I actually I've gotten Ismail Asaba He's not moved yet Yeah I nearly went shot I have I know it's You're going to say Wharton? No I've gotten the teta You think? Because I think without him they really struggle to score goals I know but they want rid of him now no I know but I struggled with Pallis I would have put Lacroix but obviously he's not there well yeah I mean all the most important people from last season just don't exist at the club anymore I went Wharton oh three different answers yeah groovy very groovy yeah nice I went more than Gibbs White I went Gibbs White yeah there are just some clubs where the answer is just I'm sorry there's no discussion around these I'm sorry Mr Maranakis I spent I did spend four seconds thinking maybe Nico Williams but no it's Gibbs White I think he'll excel in the new system Nico Williams is quality How well do you think Gibbs White will do this season?

1:11:11I think he'll do what Gibbs White does 10 goals He's going to put the team on his back for a small period of time Unless they get like Igor Thiago who might carry the load Do you know you said somebody like Ndi and Bowen not quite good enough for the top six is Gibbs White I think he is yeah Yeah How many of the top six It's unfortunate not to get in the England squad when we spoke about it I think he'd start for Spurs I think he'd start The top six or the big six? Big six I think he'd start for Spurs Yeah Arsenal I'd start him for Arsenal Over Erdogan City City No not over Cherky United Tough to get United no Liverpool No Not over Sub-Ozli Well it'd be verse wouldn't it Depends yeah Maybe Maybe Chelsea No Not 210 Rodgers and Parma How do you even get into either of those Right Sunder Sunder Sunder Xhaka Xhaka Granit Xhaka Yeah Right Another easy one That's nice Bournemouth I think that's Struggle I went Alex Scott I went Alex Scott But I think this is tough There's a few Yeah you could argue I nearly went Tavernier I have slashed Tavernier here But Alex Scott's my main one You've got two answers Wow You fucking cheat Normally I go back And like delete one It's just when I'm deciding Right nice mate Well played But I think when Alex Scott's Not in that midfield Yeah you can tell Yeah Whereas like If Tavernier's out They've still got Clive And by the way, Alex Scott, can we all give him a round of applause?

1:12:38Yeah. You actually played, mate. Yeah, well done, mate. Oh, you showed up for work. Hey, it gives me hope that there's actually some good humour to the world. You and Mark Ganey, fantastic people, aren't you? I guarantee he would treat your mum lovely. Not like that. Your mum? You want him to fuck your mum? Alex Scott, if you're listening, please don't fuck my mum. Oh, Jesus. Right, next up, Fulham. I struggled with this I mean I've gone Robinson I went Robinson you know he might be on pens as well which is a bit weird who did you say we're going what? Fulham oh shit Fulham was really hard I went to Warby in the second I think he's the most important I looked at the team and I was like I don't think any of you stand out as important I was like if I want to play it would have been Harry Wilson if he's still there if someone's going to make something happen in Harry Wilson's well not being there like I think a Warby can be that guy but I was looking at like Garcia thinking like it was straight kick on you just have wait most important in terms of like you just need him to score goals yeah that's what I'm thinking you can't that's too early even a call when he's not had a minute in the prep I think of Warby he's been about for a while he knows the team very consistent don't mind it it's a difficult one to call Chelsea I went with Kaisaido okay I went with Cole Palmer I went Palmer I went Palmer I think if he gets back to his best then fucking hell title charge on yeah I think he him more than anyone in the team if they play at the level of their potential slash ceiling changes the same I also look at it say he gets injured they've still got Esteval they've still got Rodgers they've still got players in that position I think the drop off from Kaisado is ginormous and he's like their engine when he's good Chelsea you're good I think that's true but that also does apply to Parma Parma's obviously not a bad shadow it's one of the other I think right Newcastle you can go last yeah this is really hard Malik Chow I've got Malik Chow Interesting What did you get?

1:14:37That was between two And I haven't went with Chow But Chow was one of them I went with Lewis Miley Really? Do you actually think that? I think in the absence Of what we've missed in the field Yeah Because he's Because the thing is He's really good Because Miley He's absolutely brilliant And also he's so versatile And like I did want to put Malik Chow But I'm just thinking In this season The one player I Need to rise to the occasion Is like We need him in the field Who's going to be fucking on it I know No, but without Chal, you have no good centre-half. Chal is still really more than capable. Capable.

1:15:09By the way, no, you have to bear in mind, we are going to be bringing in a centre-half now. Yeah, but as it stands. We're going to do as it stands. Look, I go both. I just look at it as like, I think this is a massive season for Mike. But I also value his ability at both ends of the pitch. Because he's such a threat in set pieces too. The more I think about it, it probably is Chal, because now we have more... So are you wrong? Are you wrong about Newcastle? I think I want it for Miley. I think I want it for Miley. That's nice. That's a prediction. I just want it for Miley. Because now we have depth in Ryback, it's unlikely that he's going to get drawn into that.

1:15:43I think if Miley gets injured or if Chau gets injured, I think you'd miss Chau more, personally. I don't know. I think Chau's excellent, man. He's such a good defender. I don't know. Miley only played 23 games last season, eight of those coming off the bench. So this is the first time he's going to get a real run at it. he's had runs and stuff he's just unfortunate injuries but like there's a massive hole in midfield where it's like someone needs a rise he also couldn't he was never going to start in midfield over Tonali and Bruno and he had to play right back he was all over the shot when he last year true versatility he's a really good player I just think Charles definitely more important I think Charles probably is the correct answer but I'm sticking to Miley because he's most important to me because you want him it's most important to you Surely that's Dan Byrne Do you want him?

1:16:32Club captain Do you want him? Stop making it weird With me and Lewis You said it You're making it Sexual Oh he's fucking Lewis Lewis scissor No it's not scissor Right on to Liverpool This one's pretty easy By the way We have three mileys Maybe even four Yeah so which one? We've got a ton of mileys Going on But only one chow They're going to play them all Liverpool Sobozlai Dominic Sobozlai Yeah Easy What do you mean yeah? Yeah him You have to say it. I don't want to say it. What about people on audio? Schob. The penalty scorer. Andy Shrobertson. How much of a concern if he gets a knockoff a few weeks out and gets injured?

1:17:10Big problem. Massive issues if he's out. I saw people saying that he should be starting at right back over Frimpong. I was like, why did you put your best player? Because Frimpong isn't a footballer. Yeah, get another right back. Get another right back. Don't waste him at fucking right back. God, he's so bad, any Frimpong. Yeah, no, he's just not a right back. I don't know where you'd play him. What is he then? Don't know. Because he can't cross He's not a winger Remember when he's He also doesn't want to Actually like try Remember when he gets us He was in the box And he was just doing He was still Just doing that And it's like It's what you used to do On FIFA Where like You'd just go Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Unfortunately It doesn't work in real life Yeah yeah yeah Especially against A good left back Leeds Stack Anton Stack I nearly went Ampadu Yeah Good shout I think both of them Are vital to Leeds He's the He keeps everything Ticking over But Stack's the creative one Yeah And he's the captain And he's the leader And Stack's the one that covers that half And Stack's the one that covers that half And Stack He's obviously got the set pieces He's a good player I like him a lot Very very City Erling Haaland Erling Haaland Ipswich I went in CISO I went in CISO Good shout I went Dora Shea I just think When it comes down to What they need Like creative department And make things happen Because that's what some Promoted sides Very early call he's been shifted to right back already O'Shea yeah but that tells you how versatile he is mate he's alright captaincy caps for something leadership I've seen a lot of Dara O'Shea he's very average fair enough you can have that one I didn't really know much and CISO's definitely them I think he's going to be he'll be similar to Rushworth if they stay up I think it'll be mainly him but they won't that's what you need in a promoted team you need someone who's going to make stuff happen you can't just have hard shit houses everywhere which is what Coventry are but what and shithouse FC they're not just big muscly men no they're not just because they're not the majority aren't Grimes isn't who you put as their most important yeah but he likes Grimes Radoni isn't he likes Grimes yeah the majority of them majority of the signers were shithouses their locker room must be crazy who the shithouse signers have made you don't know any of them for sure the pictures right on to Everton who are drawing fourth what it's Hull what this table is just fuck it why can they not do it right yeah Hull I went Slater McBurnie I've got McBurnie oh he's not going to score loads of goals but how they're going to play to be that lone striker for that team he's so important to them the way he plays and just like he doesn't stop I always like a set peacetaker though so I've gone on the yeah I get what you mean I do get what you mean I almost nearly went with their goalies I just haven't seen enough of him Solakis the evolution of Solis he's good yeah he's going to be so important to them if they stay up how many points do you think Hull will get well I heard about the Derby Ultra has been absolutely ecstatic that they've now got three points already actually who was it we did the one year and I got it bang on it was a relegated team I think Marvin Burnley or someone I'm going to get this bang on they're going to get 25 points fair play 47 what 47 you think they're going to finish like 10th yes fair play you think Hull are staying up then yes so you change your prediction after one week 46 points would have got 15th last season oh 15th 47 where'd 47 get you 47 Leeds Leeds got 47 last year what is 10th how many points is 10th 52 not too far off you think they're staying off yes nice 47 Lewis just covering all back fair fucking play right what's next Everton Jordan Pickford that's a good shot actually I went Drewsbury all I said Drewsbury because he's friend of the show as well.

1:20:55Drewsbury. Yeah, I mean, I don't mind it. In terms of their attacking set-up, he's probably... And he's now the number eight. Congrats on the new shirt, mate. Well played. Do you think you'll get a call-up for England this season? It's so hard, though, isn't it? No, probably not. What does he need to do to do that? I don't know. Not play for Everton. It's unfortunate. It seems with Gibbs-White. It's just like, what more could he do? He might. He might. Have a good season. I would have friendlies and stuff, maybe, but like, yeah. If Hedges can get called up. No more Henderson in the squad. Choose Brehill.

1:21:29He's more advanced, though, isn't he? No, I know, but I mean, like, Tuchel changes the set-up a little bit. I think he's more than good enough to play for England. And he picks players on form. It's just, yeah, they hold it. Everton are going to be, like, they're going to be good, but they're not going to be... There was 12 goals and assists last season in 31 games. He elevates that. He definitely should, hopefully. To be fair, he gave Gambern a chance. He'd get even more if he had a good striker that he could assist. Yeah, that's very true. If there's any manager who's going to give you a chance, it's Tuchel, innit?

1:22:00Brentford. I don't think you'll be surprised to hear my pick for this. Are you going to go Thiago? Sangara. Sangara as well. Oh, you guys got so early. We went the same on the line. Oh, and Nat Collins. Captain. No, that's a CZ. Yeah, but why are you picking guys after 70 minutes of football? Is it better than Collins anyway? That's not true. I think he is. Vandenberg will play ahead of Ayer I think Ayer's better than Collins yeah mate Sangar's going to elevate them as a team mate Sangare will be playing a better team Sangare will be playing for one of the best teams in the world in a year probably but I mean so that means he's going to be most important like it don't have to be there for years it'll be captain and set piece taken it'll be the most important like he's going to elevate that entire team his presence in the team if Collins is out then Vandenberg plays doesn't he well he's injured but yeah but that's what I mean but the drop off to Sangare alright Igor Thiago that's not a bad shout no but it's a bit boring I think the way they play Sangare is going to be crucial to them yeah I can't do that after 70 minutes of football I can I can because I know I know football I can spot a player pardon carry on he's not Bellingham shit I know there's some concerns about Igor Thiago being as good as he was last season where he already missed the penalty I don't think that ever happened did it how many goals do you think he will get and you know is he going to carry Brentford up 14 If he stays at Brentford without service, probably...

1:23:20Twelve. Seventeen. Fourteen. One less than Camberlone. Fourteen. Twelve. What about if he goes to Forest, even less? Probably the same. Brentford create loads of big chances, don't they? Oh, fucking hell. I don't care. All right. Well, let's just not talk about football, then. Yeah, let's fuck it off. Arsenal. I like pies. David Raya. I went Raya. I think what you've seen now is the depth that we have with Rice and Gabriel's areas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree. riot to anybody else in terms of goalkeepers is just if he's out we look like a different team Calafiore most important I'm joking Air Rice almost I don't know if that's true anymore I still think it is it is still a good fair shout it is a fair shout but I feel like I feel like the most important he might be the best player I just feel I feel sick if I'm the Premier League champions and I'm picking the keeper as the most important player I just don't want to do that it's right he can do that I mean that would be Realistically, when you're playing in the Champions League, right, and you need someone to pull you out of the shit, it's like...

1:24:18It's David Ryder. Yeah, but Ryder has done that. No, but... He's won them games. Yeah, I know that, but like Declan Rice is in the middle of the pitch impacting more phases of the player than Ryder. Yeah, but that's just because of his position. I agree. And that's why I can't bring this out of big Ryder. That's completely fair, but... I understand he's going to... Arsenal without Ryder cannot win the league. I wholeheartedly think that every other player in that defence, albeit as good as they are, takes the biggest sigh of relief when they see Raya on a team sheet. 100%. If it was Mezio or Kepa, Mezio or Kepa on a team sheet, they're going, fucking hell, long day, boys.

1:24:51No, but you can definitely win the league without Raya. Your defence is still the best in the world. Yeah, but he's a main reason. Yeah, no, but like, let's not be mental. Like, you'd be alright, lads. Don't worry. We'd be alright without Raya too. I think we'd win the league without Raya. That's tricky. I don't think you'd win the league without either, to be honest. I think that's a tricky one. but I think... You're already Bruno down. But he means fully. Yeah, I meant in terms of... I know, but like... Like Lewis Skelly and Bruno in midfield. Yeah. Absolutely fine, isn't it? It is enough to win game.

1:25:22No, but I think it is relevant. Like, keeper injuries are far less rare than outfield injuries. And you've already seen... No, I'm just... You're right. The guy who's up there... We're not saying... Of course it's relevant. What's the more likely thing to happen? We're saying if they're missing one. I think Ryatt... It's a similar... We saw it in the cup final. Yeah, exactly. Without Ryatt, they were shocking. By the way, it's a very fair argument. about the cover that you had for Kai Sade or the drop-off speaker. Like you can see that, okay, realistically, like you could have multiple injuries in goal department, but if you didn't have rice and you have midfields getting injured, like there's a big loss of quality.

1:25:53No, but I think last season, maybe the season before that, definitely rings true. But now, the person that we cannot afford to lose out of everyone in this squad is the goalie. Yeah. We also have evidence of it. Yeah. Cup final without Raya. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can barely get out of there and off. against Villa who at the time were challenging the title over Christmas time without Rice they were 4-0 or whatever it was Arsenal can cope without Rice I don't think they can cope without Raya yeah I agree and that's why it would have been Gabriel or Rice last season I reckon but I think this season it's Raya right last one I know he's not the most important player but I want to ask you how important Havertz is this season scoring the last four starts is he going to be your front man ahead of Jokovic most of the season I think yeah you can see Arteta prefers him.

1:26:39He's far too... He doesn't finish chances, we know that. He never has. Brings more people into the game, doesn't he? The way Arsenal play, he's so integral. Have you still got Gabriel Jesus? Yeah. What the fuck? Should have been sold. Still got Fabio Pera as well, mate. Is he on the bench? I can't remember if he was on the bench for the game. What the fuck's he doing? He's just went there. Collecting wages, brother. He's just went there and been injured. Collecting wages and collecting Premier League medals. I'd still put him on ahead of Jokeres. Jokeres is 86 overall on the new FIFA. What? yeah I haven't even seen the ratings that's quite good what's happened it's fucking ridiculous it's quite good 86 we did score he did score over 20 goals all comps man he's fucking not he's lucky to be 75 yeah he's wang I wouldn't even he's not better than Hagerbo right finally Brian Gabriel Hazus was on the bench no yeah what plays for Austin yeah but he was on the bench alright he was just an old day I thought he said look take the season off last Brighton I went Pascoe Grace I went Grace I nearly went Hinshelwood yeah I think they're a different team.

1:27:36He's kind of like their heartbeat, isn't he? Yeah. The quarterback. Interesting. So we have a different one here. I went for Grob. Nice. That's good. Well, there we have it, guys. Let us know in the comments if you agree. If you are a fan of any of these teams, are we miles off it? Yeah, actually, yeah. If you are a fan of the... Villa fans, get in the comments. It's Kamara, isn't it? It's Kamara. The Tom Discord are all going to disguise themselves as Villa fans now. Tobacco's point. I'm a Villa fan. You know the ultimate Villa fan. That's not me. and he's dead. I said you know the old... He's there.

1:28:07He's dead, lad. Oh, fair enough. Right now, guys. Obviously, one of the biggest talking points for Manchester City, not just losing their manager and having Enzo Maresco replace him, is losing their Ballon d 'Or winning number six, one of their best ever midfielders. One of the best midfielders we've ever seen in the play. To Barcelona. Yep. So, obviously, Rodri, what do we make of the whole situation? Does Buadi, Anderson... It's an absolutely massive loss, and I think without him, they can't win the league. i agree with that but i also agree that awesome gonna win we already said this locked in yeah you got it um if they had roger i'd fancy them to finish second does this now does this now make barcelona yes first or second favorite to assist on his sub appearance did he miss he missed his penalty though yeah baby didn't you see the pass from pedry to gordon for the the goal gordon just laid off yeah just clicking on me pedry's gonna be like that this is why i I thought like Gordon Bissau on there because he's just fastest out.

1:29:04The supply he's going to get is just different to what you get at Newcastle. I think, yeah, Rodri's going to be so good for them. So good. Well, just on the top. And if they get Alvarez. Wow. He's coming awesome, mate. 2024 Ballon d 'Or winner. 298 appearances across seven trophy winning seasons at City. Joined for £62.8 million. Good at footy, isn't he? And pretty much retained his value in all that time. That's quite good, isn't it? Pretty beastly. It's quite good to get seven years older and then just like still be worth the same amount of money. What he would have went for in his preak. Preak?

1:29:37Preak. In them seven years, obviously he's had a bit of an injury trouble during that time towards the end. How, has he been the most important player during that period? No. De Bruyne. Hmm. What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, when De Bruyne obviously left, after De Bruyne left, yeah, he was definitely the most important. I think we saw that. Not just for City, for Spain. I've got a big question for you, though. Is he one of the top 10 midfielders of all time in the Prem? Well, do you know what? I'm going to tell you my top 10 right now, Luke. Oh, wait, you have that. I have it ready. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:30:12Centre midfielders. Centre midfielders. He's a centre mid, though. No, but he said midfielders. No. Stop doing that because it's flicking up on my finger. Stop. Go on. Oh, wait. You said... Right, yeah. So we're going to go 10-1. Best ever centre mids in the Premier League. So 6-8-10s. Yeah All encountered All encompassed I haven't put tens in I just went central Yeah I just went centre mid No no I just went if you're in the middle So 6-8-10 Yeah Alright I haven't done Well yeah I haven't included Bergkamp even though I haven't put like David Silva in Oh fuck Well I have Well I have I mean it's fine We always do different lists anyway Fuck who cares I've just gone like Players who I could imagine Playing like An 8 Centre mid yeah Yeah fair Like a 4-4-2 who's playing centre mid.

1:30:57Yeah, mine would be different then. Fair enough. I've gone, in 10th, I've gone Fabregas. Yep. 9th, I've gone Yaya Torre. Really? We're completely the same at the moment. What? Not higher? You're not a big Yaya fan. I love Yaya, but I just think longevity, man. He's peak. He's peak. He's probably top three. But is it not, we're not talking like encompassing legacy here. We're just talking about the best. But I think it matters. No, no, no. The longevity matters, surely. Oh, but Sorre's is a better footballer than Torre. Yeah, no, but that's better footballer. If you're not a best midfielder. All right.

1:31:30To do it consistently is... Also, like, a lot of these, you could mix around. I wouldn't argue it strongly. And I will. Eighth, Vieira. Seven. Sorry, I've got to give him a pushback on that. What? Why? With the seven above him, I bet. Seventh, Roy Keane. Vieira's overrated. What? No, he's not, though. He's overrated. He'd be the best ever player in the club. What makes him overrated, Lou? I don't know. I was too young to watch him. 8th Fiera 7th Roy Keane 6th Rodri 5th Scholes 4th Kante that's high no it's not it is high and Golo Kante yeah you know he's serious when he full names no yeah well by his middle name because of the other Kantes well by his middle name as well do the full thing it's match day yeah I think Kante is fuck I don't think we've ever seen a player like that in the league so you mean two people in one player just played two yeah basically played three positions in one did it for like look let me tell you about a little team called Leicester City oh shit he won the league with them then went to Chelsea won the league with them was the best like he's just I just think I've got him like doesn't help my argument here I've got him I just thought he's like like if you're offering me Kante or the players below I'm picking Kante I'd be first name on my sheet you think you'd pick Kante like if you wanted to win a game Kante over Roy Keane yeah Kante was really underweight on the board I know he was really underweighted 7 underweighted?

1:33:00what? what did you say? I love Roy Keane but I think these are better like Rodri Scholes Kante are better I don't I disagree massively alright that's alright and I'm confused though because you're always pro Roy Keane I love Roy Keane I think he's the best captain we've ever seen I think he's a really underweighted centre midfielder this is what I'm backing I think the players are better than him but in terms of what he offered to the team is more than just that's fair that's fair but I think Roy Keane as brilliant as he was and as underrated as he was he's more limited than the other players yeah yeah yeah no that's the thing I'm trying to make in terms of like the presence that Roy Keane offered is more than the ability of the other players I'm saying strap yourself in I'm not sure if Leicester win the league with Roy Keane yeah but they do obviously I think we would have had some scraps on that team Kanto fourth Gerrard third Lampard second De Bruyne first mental very interesting very interesting my team's different my list is different except for the first two names 10th Fabregas 9th Yaya Toure 8th David Silva my personal favourite out of all the names on this list as well 7th Kante 6th Skulls 5th Gerrard 4th Rodri 3rd Lampard brace yourselves bitches 2nd Roy Keane 1st KDB do you think he brings more than like Lampard and Gerrard 20 goals a year Yeah, yeah, Tore scored like 21 in a season, didn't he?

1:34:26Longevity, bitch. What is your... Give us the reasoning for... But Scholes should be high then, though. Roy Keane, number two. Yeah, why is he... I don't know what I have up against Scholes in my head, but you can't have Keane above Lampard. Like, with Scholes, is he... Or Gerrard. Gerrard is better than Keane. Race yourselves a sec. Is Scholes overrated? No, he's unbelievable. I have him in the list, so I don't have him as high as you do. Often the conversation Like Rodri's better Than Roy Keane Let's be honest Yeah he is Yeah honestly Yeah I agree Can I just ask you something Both of you have got Rodri fifth Yeah I've got him sixth Sixth He's the only one To win a Ballon d 'Or in there Yeah I know But that can be a bit Of a fugazia Like really silly If Frank Lampard Was playing In this era He'd win a Ballon d 'Or Like Lampard Comes second in a Ballon d 'Or Didn't he Gerard came Gerard come third Like They were competing against higher level individuals whereas now it's like I do think now it's more of a team game it's more of a system and stuff like and also I don't want a magazine to decide who like otherwise we'd have Michael Owen as the best striker ever in the Premier League and he's just not is he like I think don't get me wrong I do think the Ballon d 'Or matters and I think it's a valid argument I think it shows you were the best player in that year or during that period likely could win it again as well but you have to probably will but you have to you have to compare the periods Iniesta and Xavi never won a Ballon d 'Or or a Prem or She-Ra I don't think any of us would say these players are better than those two yeah yeah true in this era Xavi would have 10 Ballon d 'Ors 30 a million is that possible?

1:36:13well would he? what with Messi and then? I mean now Xavi? Messi almost won it now as well If you compare Rodri's year when he won the Ballon d 'Or to like, I don't know. Was he undefeated in like 72 games? to the year like Iniesta had in 2013 or 24, or some, I don't know, or Suarez. Yeah, that prime bar. Like, it's hard, or Naaman, Naaman's never won a Ballon d 'Or. I think sometimes you can get a bit too over the top with that. So everyone just relax, alright? Fucking chill out. Keane's not second though. Mine, you wait for mine, mate. You put Keane second thinking I'd agree. I actually didn't.

1:36:47No, I actually didn't. You did? I think I'll just I did my list quite quickly Tom I know Paul I don't love Keane as much as you I think the thing is I actually don't like Roy Keane too much because Shearer done him here but I think it's down to just the amount of trophies that he's won and how dominant he was a team yeah I didn't view it as best I know but as goals as a player like I've just said is he not like people put him in this conversation with Gerard Lampard and I just don't think there's a question he is definitely in that I don't think there's a question that he's the third of those three can I also put a little find a little hole in your logic you said you couldn't remember Vieira he left Arsenal 2006 had one season I definitely I definitely that's why I didn't really have a pushback because when I actually thought who's better like I love Lampard so I actually don't know what I've done but sometimes that happens Vieira dog walked him nah Vieira didn't dog walk anyone mate he's a little fucking pussy he would break you with his little finger mate he would do shit at managing Palace would he completely different aspect of the sport he's right though Roy Keane would never Roy Keane got Sunderland promoted mate Yeah, fair enough.

1:37:48By the way, Vieira has a small cock. What? I don't think that's true. Could be. I think Roy Keane maybe does, though. You reckon? That's why he's angry. No, I don't know. He's just so confident. I reckon he's got a big cock. I feel like a lot of footballers have big cocks. Who was this? That's why they've become footballers. I've always had this theory. That cannot be true. It was the smallest one, though. I just always feel like... You know when you see... I've seen like... Oh, mate, this is so weird. I've seen a video... You reckon Messi's packing? I think Fabregas has the smallest... No, he's not.

1:38:13They always have to get their cocks out in changing rooms. You've got to have some confidence. David Silva's packing less than Fabregas. Is that because of the Spanish? The Spanish do have smaller penises. Fabregas is definitely packing more than David Silva. I agree he'll be big. I've played with some Spanish lads and they're all right, man. David Silva? I reckon he's all right. Big hair. Might be thick. He has a hairy ass, doesn't he? You can't judge... Yaya or Vieira first, surely. Wait, wait, you haven't even got... I think Yaya's is like a little snake. You haven't even got Padre Vieira? I reckon Gerrard's packing Alright Is this our Clip next week Top 10 KDB has a small knob I don't know man Belgium And ginger You honestly don't think Well he's more Dutch anyway You don't think Patrick Vieira's Top 10 Centimates ever Mate we're talking about Something more important here How big is KDB's for Right fair enough Tenth I've got Kante What Yeah I'll stand by that Tenth Why so low Have we ever seen A player like that In the league ever yeah I mean in terms of profile he's the most unique and I'll hold the L but I just can't be asked anymore we're talking about Cox so no don't that's poor man I couldn't yeah why not yeah why not what do you mean you're acting like it's like do you want to go to the shop yeah why not yeah but they're all from like in my opinion from like 4th to 10th they're all interchangeable I don't think Kante is man I think Kante is like absolutely nailed on top 5 like I think if you're building an all time Premier League 11 it's not out of the question at all to have him in midfield yeah I'm totally down with that you could be right I think other than top three in my mind the rest are kind of interchangeable go on then ninth Roy Keane I think yours is way what I don't think he's second eighth Paul Scholes so there's my there's my United players out of the way eighth yeah they've got to be mentioned but I mean I'll put number 10s in as well though you've got to remember that I'll put number Scholes eighth Yeah, I put number 10s in there.

1:40:12Paul Scholes. So you think there's seven better centred fielders in the Premier League? I said he's overrated. He's known as one of the all-time great Premier League. I said he's overrated and I've got him sick. Reeve, this is bad. Yep. Seventh, David Silva. What's confusing? Is David Silva better than Paul? Should we go one by one here? I think it's close. We go one by one. They're very different players. Exactly. But you didn't put 10s in, so it makes it a lot easier. Exactly. And I had David Silva below school. To be honest, the only one... You had Roy King second. Yeah, but this is already making yours worse than this.

1:40:40The only one I would have put in Is probably David Silva From the 10s And I don't think I'd have put him Ahead of skulls Even though David Silva Was fucking incredible You've already had four stinkers And your four names in How have I had four stinkers David Silva in seventh Isn't a stinker I'm preempting the sixth Being a stinker Sixth Rodri Stinker What? You had him sixth No I didn't No I had fourth Did you? Yeah I had him split In Gerrard and Lampard Oh fair enough Fifth Yaya Torre Wait You can argue that Yaya Torre Yeah, because of longevity. Yeah, but I'm talking about his best players. No, no, no.

1:41:14Yeah, Skolz is one of the best in the world. So is Yaya. Oh, no, but he's done it for longer, man. No, by the way, to be your best player, I really do think longevity matters. Like, if you do it season on season on season. Otherwise, let's put... Oh, you could have Mechu in a fucking top ten striker. Let's put Armour on in the best right winger. Yeah, but come on, man. If this is ex-Barcelona, like, this is still Yaya Torre. No, but you're saying none of that matters, though, because you're taking it from his peak. So you can't reference Barcelona. And if you're going on... No, no, no, but he said me too.

1:41:40If you are just going on peak. Yeah, but if you're going on peak, that me too argument is fair. I'm not going off peak, but I'm just saying, in my mind, I'd just love Yoyo Torre. I think he's top five. And he could be first on that one. Fuck this. Fourth patch of Vieira. I can't believe you guys, you don't even have him. Yeah, that guy's over his. What are you huffing and puffing for? Fucking shit, man. Vieira's not better than, like, scolding Kante. Your argument for, like, Kante being, like, a single man midfield applies to Vieira. No, he doesn't. It does, mate. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't.

1:42:09He does When was he ever A one man midfield He had Petit next to him When you won the double In the 98 And then after that He had Edu Gilberto Silva He was never A one man midfield But he could Gilbert We don't know that We never saw it Well Was Vieira ever The most important Arsenal player No I can't remember I wasn't alive Maybe Maybe early on I mean he was Shut up You're from Ireland He was the best Midfielder in the league At that point Oh no yeah He was Arsenal Better than Petit Better than Skr Yeah, but that wasn't the argument. That wasn't the argument. That wasn't the argument. He said he did what Kante did.

1:42:47Kante had Danny Drinkwater next to him. He won the league with a little team. I don't know if you heard of them, Leicester City. Exactly. Well, so is Kante. Who was the main player? Drinkwater. All players. And where's Morgan? Have you just helped me there? No, he tried to and then realised he actually buried himself. I'm trying to help you. No, obviously, I've got Vieira in my list. Vieira's definitely in there. Vieira was a brilliant centre midfielder, but in terms of Kante, Kante had better players next to him. Who else did Kante have next to him at Chelsea? Go on. I can't remember, but I know there was more.

1:43:19Because Drinkwater didn't play. I'll tell you. Essien, mate. No, he didn't have it. Drinkwater. Oh, Nibble. Who did he have? Nibble. He definitely, he definitely did. I don't know the fuck he went for that. Emmanuel Matic. Who? Matic. Yeah, come on. Great player. He's not better than Emmanuel Petit. Who else did he have? When you look at the squad round then, he had Fabregas in that squad. Fabregas, I was going to say, yeah. That's the shout out of him. Oh, I'm going to be a little player called Fabregas. He's in the top 10 list that you have. I'm not even on about this. By the way, he won Player of the Year at Chelsea when Hazard was in the team.

1:43:51Probably didn't deserve it. You said he didn't. No, no, let's go. Let's not change the argument. You said that he didn't have anyone next to him. He had less staff. I'm not on about Chelsea, though. I'm not on about Chelsea. I can bring Chelsea up. I can bring Chelsea up. You're on about drink water. How about the Champions? No, he's arguing against you now at this point. Are you talking about drink water? How about the Champions League? No, no, no. How about we reference that he's got Fabregas next to him? I've already considered... You're talking about little Petit. How about Fabregas? Little Petit?

1:44:21I don't see Petit in your top ten. I see Fabregas. So why didn't you leave my little mate Leroyville on? Little Petit? Is that how you call him? Little, little? Fabregas wasn't a... He started 13 Premier League games that season. Yeah, and the assistant shirtler, of course. Everyone knows that one. By the way, I'm not even referencing Chelsea when I say Kante's a one-man midfield So you're referencing of Leicester and then when they won the Champions League and Chelsea, but even that year, he won Player of the Year Carhava's more important though, isn't he? No I can't believe this is a debate No, I already conceded the Kante point I was just trying to say that Vieira's obviously a very good midfielder which should have been in the top 10 He is in my top 10?

1:45:02Yeah, he's an idiot I was just trying to help him Roy Keane second claiming he's never watched Vieira 3 Gerrard I actually agree 3 Gerrard 2 Lampard 1 Kevin De Bruyne everybody else you know go where you want that's the top 3 well that was bad so unanimously Kevin De Bruyne is the greatest Premier League but also the smallest penis I think that's really mean it's not mean he scored a goal last night that's insinuating that a small penis is bad should have been a foul but he scored did he score after I left the thing he'd come off the bench yeah yeah yeah because you said it in the pub. Someone said, oh, damn.

1:45:35He was a foul, though. Oh, really? Yeah. Hey, guys, who do you think is your top ten? Let us know in the comments below. Yeah, let us know in the comments how miles off it, Reeve, was then. What? What? Yours was fucking shit. No, there's nothing wrong with mine. You don't even have Petro Vieira, mate. No, no, you can get... I just put scores a little bit lower than usual. You put four names wrong. What does that mean? What does that mean? Whose list do you think was the best, Will? I think Tom, because I go to the pub with him. You went to the pub with him. Yeah, right. Have a Diet Coke. You threw up.

1:46:03Tom threw up from being in a pub, mate. What? I felt really sick. I wondered why you weren't giving it a big end to me when I wasn't gone. It was after being in here. Yeah, honestly, guys, it's like 45 degrees. Yeah, who had the best list? Yeah, not kind of beat. Obviously, Lewis did. Oh, fucking hell. As much as it pains me to agree with him. Oh, sure. Yeah, it does appear in you, yeah. Yeah, but maybe they're just right. My list was good, but I must say he had the easiest job because he didn't even put tens in. By the way, the only one I would have included is David Silva. That's it. By the way, my list is not even that bad.

1:46:41That's what I did and then everybody drops down. My list is not even that bad. Keane's second year, that is too high, but the rest of it is very fair. I do think I'm the only one who thinks Gerrard's better than that man. Gerrard's not better than that man. I don't think he's that bad of a shout. Yeah, who cares? When in doubt, you have to edge it to the guy. I think you do it all interchangeably. I've had this debate. I actually had this debate with Rory the other day. You know, Gerard Lampard and Skolls, right? I could come in here, and if you told me, argue one to be the best, I could do it.

1:47:06I think they're that close, and I think they're so different, and they offer different things. It's personal preference. It is personal preference. Me, personally, I just think, guaranteeing 20 goals a season for midfield. How close are they? Would you say they're, like, within three of each other on the list, or about six? That's not six. That's one, two, three, four. Yeah, Lurie's miles off it, we know. we've already said his list stinks yeah I've only got Kanto between them yeah I think it's just it's so boring isn't it to just put Skoles in the conversation of the three and not actually think about where he goes so why isn't he in the three though because he's number eight for me yeah but why because he's number eight because obviously think about it because I put Skoles in the eight yeah but why I'm asking why you put him there because he's an eight he was an integral part of the greatest Premier League team arguably the greatest Premier League yeah I think legacy and absolutely he also started as a second striker he used to score goals he's called back out of retirement then he played wide then he could play centre and then later on in his career dropped to the holding role and just dictated and literally Fergie asked him to come out of retirement because they were like we're missing wait hang on the whole point of this is some of the best goals we've ever seen the whole point of this is if you put him in a 1v1 against all the other names mentioned you could argue for both it's not fucking FIFA street I'm not talking about specifically football I'm saying in a debate if you said is Paul Scholes better than David Silva yes or no you could argue both sides.

1:48:28Is he better than Rodri? Yes or no? You could argue both sides. Yes, he's better than Rodri. Is he though? Yeah. Is he? Yeah. School's better than Rodri. The thing is though, the schools I remember from my age is like, it wasn't like that quicker player. It was like the guy He wasn't a quick player. No, but like further up the pitch. To be fair, he can hit a tree from 50 yards so yeah, fair play. It was like the guy, it was the older geezer who was balding and was like sitting there just like Still unbelievable. It was good, but I didn't see the earlier. School doesn't matter. What you saw was still unbelievable.

1:48:59I agree. That's why it is, isn't it? In your team, Scoles or Yaya Toure? I think... Ah, I see. You're thinking about it. It's a long journey, though. If you can think about it, there's an argument. Because I'm guaranteeing... You're guaranteed with Scoles. You're not with Yaya Toure. He was quite inconsistent. Viero or Scoles? At his best. Viero or Scoles? Yeah. By the way... I agree. The Yaya Toure thing. Oh, it's Scoles. Everyone about the best, like, Prem midfielders. Like, the amount of years they do, it matters. That's why Yaya Toure should be lower. yeah stop please stop doing that you're fucking up our phones yeah I agree I mean that's the only one that I'm actually can't say it's the only one that I'm unhappy with but I think from 2 to 10 is arguable and that's why this show exists guys yeah wait hey look guys it's just calm down it's just football so let us know in the comments what you think of our list and like don't be too harsh like we're just having a friendly chat about football like go outside it's sunny there's fresh air touch some grass like subscribe comment rate us five stars Thank you guys.