HEATED PL Review As Newcastle Humbled, Our Combined Champions League XI & Ranking The Top 10 CURRENT PL Players

28:30They've sacrificed himself. Do you know what I mean? He moved the night to E4. I was like, fuck it, long ball. I do think football has just become more direct. Throw-ins? I'm sick of these throw-ins. We were doing it. We don't beat the first man. You don't beat the first one, man. You're only sick of them because they can't afford against you. Well, we got Dan Burns here. That's why you're sick of them. You're shitting them. There was only one that almost scrambled into a chance at the end, but half of them don't beat the man and goes out. He's got one less thing to throw with, isn't he? I know I've been over this before and already cracked Arsenal's code.

28:58Like, just put more players up the pitch. It's so fucking easy All you do Just defend it better All you do Yeah When you put more defenders In the box It just causes more mayhem If you just put Three attackers On the halfway line These teams Whoever's doing Every team Will be forced To put three players On you On the halfway line I don't want to be that guy And what players Will be used The defenders You call yourself The cracker of the code I think I've just Double cracked you here Chelsea did it the other day And it worked Chelsea need to score Your team You play the three attackers Up top Yeah I say I don't care all of you get in there it just wouldn't happen it wouldn't happen I've actually got the future I know what's going to happen I back myself to score a goal that would never happen that would never happen I know the new evolution of this so what everyone's doing is lumping everyone in the box right for a long throw and they're all getting back shitting themselves there was many opportunities we should have done this yesterday we had Tenali who was literally stood right there unmarked because everyone's in the box just throw it to him and let him fucking whip it why are we lobbing it when they're right there so what they're going to do everyone's going to be there Short throwing Been playing way too much FM mate We're going to fake the shot Milong Goal shot Whipping Goal Milong That's amazing mate Do you know you're saying that actually Tom And you haven't even heard what I said Because it's actually a good point So why don't you look yourself in the mirror Your enigma code is Just do a short throwing instead of a long Wait someone You know that it's short throwing What game was it I watched And they did a short free kick And it was just the most stupid thing I've ever seen It's either Spurs Or It might have been Spurs Was it Spurs They ended up at the goalie Yeah And the whole stadium started booing.

30:31Yeah, I think it was. I think it was Spurs. What are they doing? Yeah. Hey, we've got to touch on it now. All right? Yeah. Spurs are diabolically shit. Yeah, they're so weird. They're starting, mate. Point-wise, they're doing well. That is true. Trust me now, they're going to start tumbling. Mr. Tumble? They're tumbling down. They have like Romero for a bit, though, haven't they? I mean, obviously. Van der Ven was shocking. Yeah, him and Spence. What do you think of the DJ Ed Spence and Van der Ven at the end of the game? I thought it was really disrespectful. Yeah. To the fans or to the manager?

30:58to the manager I think it was bad when Thomas Fran kegged him afterwards I've never seen this clue it's fucking mental I don't know where it is but Thomas Fran kegged him and starts kicking him in the dick yeah yeah Theo have a look at this it's actually fucking mental yeah it's crazy where did you see it it was on Twitter also you do know it's pretty bad defensively if like Jao Pedro's not a shot on target in the previous five games and he gets four big chances in one game I can't see I think it's got a world to be fair you got it I think it's got a world could have scored about eight I mean Kaysera's just a joke though isn't he so like there his fucking kegs down look at him he's creasing at him he's like you fucking idiot wait how about that how about that switching music dickhead send that to Will so they can see it that's so real as well crazy it's actually really really real he's a real guy though he's wearing pants as well that's the bit that surprised me all footballers have really long boxes you can have like the sort of tight boxes mate 99.9 % of footballers wear white I don't like yeah it's so weird isn't it she didn't actually know I don't like I used to wear them way more comfy to play.

31:58I like the tight shorts, you know. The tight shorts. No, the tight shorts are way comfy because you just, it just, it's the wrong show, sorry. You know, I didn't realise Chelsea, if they lost, they would be in 12th position. I'll tell you why it was so bad because how bad Chelsea have been lately and yet again, they've just gone to White Hart Lane or this time and won again easily as well. It was comfy. Yeah, actually. It should have been 5-0. Spurs, didn't Spurs have like a 0.0 summit XG? 0.05. they've just got three wins in their past 19 games at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium yeah there was some scrappy wait I'm going to butcher this stat but hear me out it's along the lines of here we go are you going to try and wing an actual statistic yes there we go then so have you got a source yeah sources stats oh yeah it's actually confirmed so Arsenal or maybe Arteta oh my god one of the two one of the two have lost like six games at the Emirates since like 2019.

33:00That's not true. Also, also, Arsenal and Arsenal. That includes Arsenal and Arsenal. I know exactly what you're trying to say. Let me finish the stat. Since Arsenal moved to the Emirates, we've lost 48 games at home. Since Spurs moved to their new stadium, they've lost 41 in 13 less years. No, no, no. That's a good stat, but this is better stat. There it is. I literally just quoted the correct thing. I saw it this morning. How many games has Arteta lost at Emirates? 48 compared to 41. I saw it this morning No but since they They've lost more games In the new stadium He's there He's right there I told you I told you There is another one There is another one They've lost more games In the new stadium In two years Than Arteta has Probably true At the Emirates That's probably true But why are you comparing Itself to Tottenham It's just funny Because they're rivals What rivals in fucking Eastbourne are they Does it go off Does it on the hard street That is quite impressive Only seven Fish and chips Seven different...

33:56You like fish and chips. Seven losses less in first. Yeah, it's fucking embarrassing, to be honest. It's actually embarrassing. Spurs, yeah, I think... This is the end of them now. No, it's not. I just think... Thomas Frank's a good manager. We did speak about this, though. When I said to you I had my reservations, just because it is... You cannot go to Spurs and play the way you played at Brentford. They're not going to accept it. And they're not accepting it. Even though, points-wise, they're doing well. But hear me out. The reason why I say the tumbling is, look, away to FC Copenhagen home to FC Copenhagen we all know they're good they'll win that then they're at early kickoff against Man United win I think win then they're away at Arsenal win fucking hell and they're away at PSG win home to Fulham win away to Newcastle there he is win oh they always lose to us there you go they've got tough fixtures ahead no they have yeah but again I feel like they'll be good in those games because of how pragmatic Frank is I'm a bit I think he struggles with having to, like the weekend, you're at home to Chelsea.

34:55You have to go out there and be the aggressor, I suppose. I don't know if it doesn't suit him. But look, I think he's a good enough coach to probably turn it around, but only time will tell, eh? I think Van de Ven and DJ Ed Spence, I'm disappointed in them. Especially because when the fans are getting on the manager's back and then you go do that in front of everyone, you're just fucking fueling them. Like, say it for, if you're pissed off, say it for down the tunnel. Like, you don't disrespect him like that. and it's pure little Frankie to play devil's advocate is it not you know how we'll be moaning about how they always just go and clap their fans too long no no but there's time and place you don't need to disrespect the manager a lot they refuse to shake his hand and he actually goes like that and it's hilarious because them two fucking clowns with the reason they lost who the fuck are you did Frank say yeah do you know what you should do lad you should fuck about with it on the edge of the box lose it and let them score did he obviously he didn't did he you fucking titty babbies shake your gaffer's hand or just get in the tunnel and get over it you fucking apparently the apology I apologise, but it's like the clip's already there now and everyone's seen it and it's already a thing.

35:54It's like they've just fucked like... Either way, it's probably been dramatised. I just think I couldn't see... I couldn't see an Arsenal player doing that sort of thing. No, they wouldn't do that, yeah. Yeah. It's a disrespect. They'd kiss him instead. Respect, man. So, hey, DJ Edge, your friend of the show. They do the secret handshake with him instead. Yeah, DJ Edge, we're disappointed of you, man. Slap them cheeks, kid. Yeah, that's what they do. So what we do, you come down the back. Yeah! Wrong show Sorry Seagulls No No Forrest Are you blind? I'm tired Tired I've just got off a plane from America Yeah Wasn't really What Man United wanted What a game What a game It was probably a game of the weekend Diallo's goal was fucking sick Diallo's goal was really good And I don't Am I being harsh?

36:43Because there are a lot of bodies in the way It'd go top corner, did it The goalie should be doing better Or getting close to it Yeah, Matt Seltz He's shit he's always been shit it's too many head he's always been shit but by the way that Gibbs white header was incredible unreal that's a great goal I love headers like that yeah love them like the oh when it curves I know you've seen Mateta's header as well yeah that's ridiculous I actually haven't seen Mateta's header Mateta's header it's like it's actually filthy I fell asleep it's actually unreal what are you doing if you're Diallo he seemed really angry when he scored I think he's fed up of playing wing back but he's doing a good job his biggest problem is he's not going to replace Mbwemo is he this is Bursh can't really see yeah sorry yeah it's good at that his competition is Mbwemo who's arguably one of the better players this season if not the better but Adiolo's not even a right 10 he is he's a wing nah he can play the 10 he'd be right well they don't play another option exactly so he's fucked that's what I'm saying side note that kit is lovely you know it's that black black and yellow black and yellow poor bloke Man United didn't win oh yeah his hair's coming I know you see there was tweets from Man United fans insinuating that he needs to pack it in now because it's having a negative effect on the team oh fuck off that's affecting the team then imagine the bottle in it because I'm nervous we're going to fucking get him a trim I have thought the players start employing that as well just don't cut their hair until they win Barton did it for a bit.

38:20We don't mention him really, but he did a thing with his moustache, didn't he? Or who did it for? Someone did it with a moustache or something. I know who you're talking about. Everyone seems to be turning around. They look better than they, but that block from Murillo at the end, oh my good giddy arms. Nico Williams as well, I think needs a little shout out because I know Forrest have been shit. I think he's been the shining light for them. He's an assistant, isn't he? He never has a bad game. He's good. Dice will keep him up. Moving on to the Seagulls. Do you think they will? Yeah, Forrest won't get out They've got too many good fans They've got Morgan, friend of the show, Gibbs White Is he friend of the show?

38:52Yeah, friend of the show Dingle Bastard No, friend of the show, we met him They winked at us We met him You didn't say winked He looked at us, he recognised You said he looked at us How do you know he recognised? He sort of did this Do you know when someone sees you? No, he looked at you Double ticked And he rang the police And he went, the villain's here He knew Friend of the show, nice to see you Morgan Yeah I call it M for short Seagulls, 3-0. You lot laughed at me when I suggested Danny Welbeck for England. And now everyone is talking about it. I have not seen it once. I actually haven't seen it once.

39:25I haven't seen anyone's over there. I don't think that's the discourse, is it? Diego Gomez scored more goals than him in the game. Sorry, Will, you are online chronically, okay? You have seen the Danny Welbeck stuff. No, I've seen people kind of gone, oh, could he get in the England squad? He's not going to get in the England squad, is he? Yeah. And if he does, he won't play. I think he will get in the England squad. I think he'll be in the next England squad. what fucking 22 hours ago Danny Welbeck under consideration by two shuffle England recall right there it's everywhere it's everywhere Sky Sports everywhere for the World Cup though yeah and this England squad I mean if he's in this squad he's got a chance look if you want experience and I think in that role you bring someone to give them tournament experience we already have enough experience in the team I don't think Tickle keeps the fuck about the future to be honest mate I think he just wants to win the World Cup I do agree with that actually tournament experience no because that way Welbeck's not used That place isn't going to get used, man.

40:17It's not like he's crazy. He's got experience. He's had two international tournaments. He's had two tournaments where we were extreme failures and got knocked out early. But he's getting better with age. Look, I have no issue. He's not going to be in a stretch again. I understand Danny Welbeck is good and he's playing well. He's a good Premier League striker and he's had a great career. He keeps it up. You can't ignore him. If he's picked in the England squad and he's actually, like, in serious consideration to be relied upon, we're struggling. Yeah, that is true We're really struggling I hear your point but I raise it The problem is we are struggling Because if he continues to score he's our second best option You know He's not He's Tawny We've got Watkins Watkins as well You know if He's not on form Yeah, yeah Watkins Watkins has only scored the goal against Everland Yeah, no, I agree Against Kane How many strikers do you take to walk up?

41:07Three Yeah Usually three or four Yeah, three You've got De Laup, Tawny, Watkins here You think Tawny's going to go? You really think? I bring Tawny Or the Welbeck You watched him on Saturday, have you? I don't need to watch him in Saudi I know the player he is I mean he did it last tournament as well You're bringing Tawny over Welbeck Yeah On half If he stayed fit I'd rather Wilson That's I agree about that as well And in form Wilson It's all ifs buts and maves No no he's only just come back No he's only just come back That's what I'm saying I'm saying if Big if If Wilson can get Get back to form and stay fit If they're both fit And both playing well I'm always taking Danny Welbeck Over Callum Wilson I don't get that for sure Who do you think's a better finisher?

41:48Danny Welbeck What? Nah That's crazy No he's not mate Honestly that is mental You could maybe know Welbeck He's maybe a better link up And maybe he's more He can run in behind Welbeck's only just broke Double digits in a season Yeah I know For the first time in his career He's not better with age No but he's not a better finisher He's not a better finisher Just pronounce it He's a far better finisher than Welbeck Even Solanke by the end of the season If he's fully fit Is better than Welbeck Better than Welbeck He is. But also, just like, sliding doors moment, sliding doors moment, if Danny Welbeck actually goes and he's genuinely relied upon, do you think that we'd end up winning the World Cup?

42:24I'll accept apologies from all of you. No, no, no. We have no chance of winning if he's relied upon. I'm asking, do you think we'd win the World Cup if we have... I think we'll score the winning goal in the final. Okay, man. And then you will say sorry to me. If that happens, I will say sorry whilst I'll suck it. Yeah, on my knees, begging for forgiveness. You can't beg when your mouth's got a cock full of it. Well, you can try. It won't be full. I can't believe you said he's a better finish than the world I'll fucking cry more Get over it You do need to cry Speaking of Eagles now They're just pretty good aren't they Yeah They've only done a three match winless run But yeah Mateta's pretty good, great header Sargent has scored I don't think this is where Brentford are going to be picking up points Can Palace win the League Cup Go a little cup run Back to back trophies They haven't got the squad Yeah, we got them next.

43:14Yeah, so I don't think they will. It's the standard baker derby, mate. They haven't got the squad depth, have they? To do Europe, Premier League and a cup run. No, it's not looking great. I don't think so. But we like them a lot. We're big fans of Crystal Palace. It's very solid, aren't they? Yes. But midweek fixtures, ladies and gentlemen. Champions League. Go on then. Champions League. We are about to combine Champions League 11. but create sorry but but stipulations are only one player per club before we start oh shit is this this year's yeah oh fuck I've done all time no can you talk no can't change your list hang on we're going to have support you I'm a con we're going to have support you yes we'll save Tom's for last by the way I think mine I'm real really quickly though who do you think is winning the Champions League honestly Barca Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal It's got to be Arsenal Come on my guy Arsenal yeah He's doing it on purpose Actually yeah You are the best team We actually are mate Yeah facts bro He's got a cruiser thing to say facts No We're not ruling out Newcastle though Look at that Well we're favourites So we are the best team Oh that's how it works Yeah yeah Well yeah Yeah yeah That's definitely how it works Odds on to win it Who did you say Did you give an answer Yes we are Who did you say Arsenal are not odds on to win the Champions League.

44:40I don't know what odds on means, but we're favourites. Yeah, yeah. Odds on means, like, they are just so low, they mean the same thing. More than likely, they're not going to win it. So four to one would be odds against. Odds on would be one to four. All right, we're favourites. Yeah, you're five to one. Not even close to being odds on. In fact, you're not... PSG are favourites in most bookies. We're fucking favourites, mate. PSG are the favourites in most bookies. I don't know how odds work. 94.4 and half to one. That's craziness. Shall we do our teams? PSG are favourites Say sorry No Right Reid You go first Alright then So I can't wait for your team Okay then Considering I've fucked up And done it wrong No I do apologise I'll be the judge Who's one of the best teams Yeah And then I'll still Give you mine You give us the right answer So guys We have to get as many Of the right answers As possible okay Oh no no What you can do You could make Oh no no And you just tell us If we're right or wrong Yeah Right or wrong Right Reid In goal Jan Sommer I'll use my interspot there.

45:40Back three of Schlotterbeck, Gabriel, and Virgil van Dijk. Schlotterbeck? Your team must be shit. Can you go a bit slower? Schlotterbeck, Gabriel, and Virgil van Dijk.

45:54Midfield four of Marcus Laurenti. The right back? What the fuck are you doing? He's not a right wing back, mate. They play four at the back. He's played right mid for Atletico Madrid a lot. Marcus Laurenti. It's more of a semi-only player out wide. I'm really confused what you've done here. He meant right back, not right win back. He's done jobs there previously. He's definitely played there. So is Valverde, mate. By the way, but that's a crazy pick. I think you've... Kimmich, Tonali and Kvartoskelia. Okay. And then a front three of Yamal, Harlander and Mbappe. Yeah, he got better. It got a lot better, but good God.

46:29I think mine's everywhere good. You only get one per thing. Yeah, we understand the rules. You prioritise forwards and then come backwards. Oh, no, no, no. That reeks. That's actually a good team. No, it's shit. Nah, nah. The trick is you use English teams for defence because a lot of foreign teams have really good attacking players but not good defenders. You put Sommer in as your inner spot. There's nothing wrong with that. He's a great goalkeeper. I've got Don Rumer in goal. Man City. What? No Haaland. No. This is definitely correct by the way. Don Rumer. We've got Timber right back. Van Dijk from Liverpool centre-back.

47:02Next to Bastoni from Inter. Yeah, nice. And Cucurella left back. Nice. Then Newcastle to Nali. Yeah. Next to McTominay from Napoli and Bellingham from Madrid. Okay, Horny, Horny. And then we're going to play Dembele out on the right, Yamal on the left and Kane up front. Why would you not play Dembele on the left, you fucking idiot? Also, where's Mbappe? Yeah. He's not making it in this team. Oh, Haaland, I thought they'd be. No, that's a good team. It's a good, no, because I've got Kane or Haaland, but then I've got the best keeper in the world at this team, so I'll take that and I'll take Kane.

47:32Yeah, I like it. It's a good team. I like it I'm Bastoni nice little pick from him yeah Sommer he's stinky in goal that's such a smelly one of the best keepers he's a bit old now he's still elite he's elite an elite goalkeeper Manuel he's past it no he's not past it that's such a cheap right back I've got Dumfries and twice no one went for him I want to Bastoni he's not shit he is centre halves are Van Dijk and Gabriel left back Grimaldo having a very very good season at Leverkusen midfield three of Caicedo Joao Neves and McTominay oh not bad he's having a great season once again top of the league MVP of last season yeah he scores every week mate he's and he's now great looking as well front three of Yamal Harland and Bappe yeah surely I thought that would be good yeah I think Lewis has got the best team oh I've ever done I've ever done that Caicedo Joao Neves McTominay I think he's what Tonali McTominay and Bellingham yeah You should have done what I did.

48:33You should have went Kane up front and put Don Nuber in goal. You've got one out of the three best players in the world in your team. I've got three out of three. Dembele, Kane, Jamal from three. What do you mean? That's beast mode. You've got Jamal on the left. That's fine. They can swap around. Yeah, it's just going to roll. That's like putting Salah on the left. Why would you not put Dembele on the left? By the way, who'd you take? He's playing Jamal on the left. Who'd you take? Kukurella or Grimaldo? Grimaldo. Kukurella. Oh, there. You see Kukurella. Yeah, it's Kukura. On right back, are you taking Timber or are you taking Dumfries?

49:01Are you taking Donnarumma or not? It's no question. Lewis has got the best two. Easy. That's what we do. Yes, I've won again. Reeves got the worst. I don't know why you did that though. I feel like you were being really sparse with defence when you didn't have to. Yeah, I could have gone four at the back. Fucking mental. Going Timber over Gabriel is brave, but they're both pretty bang on, aren't they? I didn't need centre-backs. I need a right back somewhere aren't they alright that's the best team of all time oh yeah fucking hell I can't believe I've read I don't know why I read that as that can I predict your team yeah go on okay in goal Dida stop Neuer no Buffon maybe Casillas it was all time Neuer no I've gone with Buffon Buffon are you talking about specific Champions League oh it's one team yeah yeah yeah I've done the right rules just the wrong era He never won it Yeah I know But it doesn't say that So right back I didn't say anything That you've done there Right back I would go for Cafu But I don't think you'd waste An AC Milan No I'm not wasting an AC on him Timber?

50:10You'd famously use Marcelo in right back I reckon Larm Zanetti For Inter Inter Milan Left back Ashley Cole Yes but for who? For Chelsea No For Arsenal Gotta use the Arsenal Up on that Centre halves you've got to go Maldini nope oh that means you've gone Kaka for AC Milan maybe yeah Van Dijk yeah Van Dijk and Terry for Chelsea nope oh that would have opened up Chelsea yeah so who's he wanting from Chelsea later on Spain you've got Ramos yeah oh that's a great shout Real Madrid Sergio Ramos oh no Ronaldo he might take Man United yeah oh you filthy But I'm wondering But you take the round With Ronaldo In Champions League In midfield I've gone with Rodri Oh hang on Okay Rodri Kaka Yes And Lampard Yes Yeah it's very nice Rodri Kaka Lampard Imagine that And then you've got That means you've got No Thierry Henry You've got Messi Yeah Messi Ronaldo Man United Yeah And Mbappe Fierce That would have been smart Neymar No For the same thing Have you got like a Dortmund, Haaland, Haaland for City?

51:29Nazaria? No, no, no. Haaland for City? No. Roger's in, isn't he? A bit of a rogue team, but... What country? For the team. Lewandowski? No. That would have been a good shout as well. Suarez? Yeah, I've gone with Kane. Oh, okay. Why are you looking like that? He's not one of the best strikers of all time. This was a good point. I was going to go with Totti, but I'll put Kakar in. No, you're going to put Kakar in though. Well, yeah, kind of cool. Yours is unfortunately the worst one because I think a lot of them are not going to win. I actually think that team today would still beat his. Pete Reeves.

52:08Laugh them up. Shorter back and summer. Why did you do that? They're good players. Shut up. But speaking of Champions League, Reeve, your shout at the start of the season is looking better. People are laughing at me But you know what Not me I didn't laugh Who's laughing at you You all laughed at me Is Gabriel to be the one Who wins the Champions League Oh yeah I laughed at that Because he's not going to be Is he He could Logic was there By the way Not another way It might be true But it's Should we have a bet Has any player Has Arsenal conceded a goal Van Dijk won it Did he Yeah When Liverpool When Liverpool won it Yeah Because everyone I had so many DMs afterwards Being like I don't know why they laughed at you Van Dijk won it Well Arsenal haven't conceded a goal if we go and it's a sad state of football what happens if we go win the Champions League we go win the Champions League don't concede a goal throughout the whole tournament we're all going to go to the pub tonight and watch it together aren't we hopefully we see like it would be really funny if you lost go by season Will go by season and then take out all the forwards and then only put into the backs and Liverpool how are all the English teams doing this year because I've seen a debate it was from Zach's channel the other day arguing about English football compared to other countries.

53:26It's only three games in, but Arsenal are level on points with Real Madrid, Inter, and then City's on seven points with Dortmund, and Newcastle are on level with Barcelona. Oh, and Newcastle propping up the title for the English clubs. Newcastle and Chelsea. We're eight, mate. We're auto. Yeah, Spurs are bottom of the English team. We're doing really well. But even then, they're in the playoffs. Who got in the oars last year? Are we just going to... Are Newcastle bound to fall out of this, I'm guessing? Villar were last year. Depends if you keep winning. It's only three games in, and obviously the fixtures are this evening.

53:56So we are a little bit late to the play here, guys. Big games tonight, by the way. Yeah. Real Madrid, Liverpool, and then PSG Bayern. Proper champions. You're going to the game tomorrow, you mate. Yeah. Are you? All right, guys, if you listen to this, keep an eye on the pitch, because I'll be waving the Champions League flag. Oh, is that tomorrow? Yeah, tomorrow. On your own. I'm going to be on the pitch. I'm like, where's everyone else? Wait, what brand are you doing with? Just Eat. That's I know. Did somebody say? Just eat! Uzi did that. Uzi football. Yeah. You wear your GoPro, right? Yeah, well, I'm going to wear the Osmo because then I can flick it round and get a front and back.

54:30Nice. Because I can only have one camera. What do you mean front and back? So, because the Osmo rotates. Yeah, the gimbal. Yeah, but won't it... So, I'll have it here and I'll be able to show the front and I can triple click and it'll show me face. But won't it just reverse into your chest? No, it'll point up. No, no. It points up. It points up in everywhere. Yeah, it's like a big thing. Technology, eh? But yeah, I'm actually buzzing about that because I'm not going to be playing, obviously, lads, but to be able to be on the pitch, on the pitch when all the flag displays going on and the Champions League music played, I'm looking about.

54:58I've never been on the pin again. I think you should just do the GoPro chess mount. Nah. I bet you just don't get enough content. You only get forward. I can't really show anything. Fun fact, I've done this before. Have you? In the Champions League? I was a flag bearer for England against Hungary. Really? Wow. How old were you? Is there a clip of that? It would have been 2006. Did you cry at that? Is it televised? No, it would have been on telly. Oh my God, we have to find that. Someone has to find that, please. What's that been in Hungary, England? I'm pretty sure I had the Hungary flag, though.

55:29We're going to type in, boy holding flag. Yeah, that's it. Oh, look at that, 2006. I thought we were trying to tie himself. We're about to get HMRC'd there, but... Flag holder. I never lie about my... I'm always right with my facts and my historic events about myself. Yeah, well, someone go back through all that game and try and find Tom Garrett, please. I can't remember which country's flag I held. I can't remember. Because there was obviously like 40 of us. Traitor. But it was fucking cool. I had a full umbro kit. I'm so excited. You were how old? 10. Oh, okay. I don't give a fuck. I'll do it if I was 30.

56:06Yeah, being a mascot in 28 is a big match, mate. I mean, he's shouting up. Bruno's going to go fast. Bruno! Bruno! Bruno! Bruno! He'll remember you. He knows you really well. I don't think we'll really have an interaction. I think his head might be somewhere else. And he also might go, why is there a fully grown man waving a flag? Oh my God, I haven't actually, they're all going to be kids? No, it's like, I think they do think with like, no, no, no, no, it's definitely adults, man. It is. Oh my God. All the kids hyping, hyping Champions League flag bearers. All the kids doing it from this side, Lewis being like, the foot taller.

56:44Oh my God, they're all kids. Oostie football, no, Oostie. They're actually all kids. Go back, go back, go back. No, they're not for this one. And then click the Oostie football one. I'm going to chat with them all. Yeah, that one, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would you do if everyone else there is a child? Well, I'd still wave the flag, I imagine. Would you reckon you'd be embarrassed? No, I don't give a fuck. I feel like any Newcastle fan would want to do it. Would you do it as enthusiastically as you want to? Yes, I'm going to be there. I'm just going to be looking outside. Luke, this is going to be you.

57:11You're going to be there. What happens if they ask you to hold Bruno's hand Yeah, go on. There they are. Look, they're all kids. Oh, no. They can't even stand up, bro. No, but they're being paid. Do you want to borrow my Insta360? Have you got a head mount? And you can get it to me by tomorrow. Potentially, yeah. That's going to be you, mate. I'm only allowed one camera, but yeah. I'm going to get me a 360 and get it to me by today. Yeah, I might be able to. Because I'll leave tomorrow morning. What are we having this chat now? Yeah. What you should do, you should hide under it. Yeah, because the Osmo might be a bit tricky with the film.

57:39Lewis, you should hide under the flag, and then when they take it away, you're on the pitch. you might play and then streak they might not know I'm going to have a Newcastle kit underneath I'm going to get some minutes out there you'd be better than a Sula don't do your knee again though waving the flag imagine I'm limping off and so the physios have to come stretching me off you'll have to get some grass the second time I do my ACL in front of fucking Bruno you'll have to pinch some grass I might like that's what I'll do but later on in the game someone bobbles over that and then does the knee and it's like butterfly effect and you've just broken someone's leg how far do you think you'll go mate in the tournament.

58:13I actually think we have a really good... I think we have a really good chance. From wine, what do you mean by that? I think we have a good chance of getting into like quarters semis, genuinely. Just because from everything coming out from like Eddie Howe and the players talking about it, they're not really happy with how it went last time. And we have loads of better depth this time and we show up for bigger games. Who are you playing? Bilbao. Ah! That's not their name. Athletic Bilbao. No, it's not. That's blasphemy. Is it? Oh, you watched the overlap when Carragher said... Athletic club, mate.

58:45Get to know. Athletic club. It's not athletic. You even got it wrong. It's athletic club. They pronounce it. There's no silent scene, mate. No, they don't. No, they don't. Athletic club. They actually find that very offensive. Where do you think we're going to go? Without bias. I think it'll get to the quarters. It depends who you come up against. Yeah. I think you can beat teams like, I don't know, like Napoli or Dortmund. Serie A. It'll be... Two legs. Is it? Napoli beat Newcastle No way 100 % No way Let's do it Let's take a bet right now No way Mate Do you underestimate It's a shit league It's a shit league Napoli just lost 7-2 To fucking PSV It's a shit league But Inter got to the final I feel like you're thinking of us As a shit team Yeah they fluked it Like we actually are good team But they're not good in the program You're sat in fucking 14th mate Yeah PSV beat them 7-2 Yeah when in Rome Anyway When in Rome Moving swiftly on Because we sort of Debated recently Haven't we About a certain few players Of Tonali Pisano Declan Rice But boys Where do they rank In the current Keyword Current Top 10 Premier League Players Right Now Currently I've probably Just got some big names I know I have I've done it off this season alone Again We're not taking account The last few seasons boys We're on about currently So there's no Parma in for me and shit like that.

1:00:10I'm about to go in football. Don't you dare change that. I didn't. I'll make sure it's capitaled. Shit. I have forgot him though. Fuck. I did this very jet lagged so call me what you will but I think I'm correct and actually I stand by. I look at it now. I don't really remember doing this but I look back and I think damn, that's some ball knowledge right there. I've forgotten some players I'm a bit annoyed at myself. Yeah. In 10, I have Tenali. I think it's too low but at least he's in. Oh, well. Don't worry about it. I think it's fair for this season. No, no, I'm... I promise you he's been...

1:00:42Oh, you promise me I'm wrong? I promise you you're wrong on this one, yeah. Okay, well, it's an opinion, so you can't be wrong. In nine, I've got Van Dijk. Oh. He's not been in top 10 this season. No, but I just think... What? You think what? Previous tax, you think what? Previous tax, but previous tax. No, you cry. Every time we do a current list, you cry about it. It has to be this season. Van Dijk has not been in the top 10 this season. Yeah, maybe you're right there. Well, how high have you been? No, I've just looked at it. I feel like I've done the list. Like, for half of it, I've done it off current.

1:01:11And then half of it, I haven't done it. I wanted Rodri and Palmer in this, but I knew you'd all cry. No, no, what I'm saying is, I know I'm going to be wrong. So I'm not going to go purposely. Can I say something? If I... I actually agree with you there, boys. I can't lie. But if I were to replace him... Gabriel. Calafiore. Yeah, that'd be great, sure. Calafiore. Timber. In my mind... Timber's a great... I haven't even got Timber. Timber's a great show. You haven't got Timber? I don't like putting defenders in anyway I've got more defenders than attackers in this list Not in my head It's a fucking terrorist I've had a hole in them I think defenders have been on fire this year Realistically this list is like 1-10 who's going to win player of the season I'll put defenders in It's almost fielders Tenali, I've got Calafiore In 8 I've got Bruno You said You haven't got Calafiore Calafiore's not there He can't change it.

1:02:03No change. He can't change it. Okay, well, in eight, I've got Bruno Fernandes. That's not... That's bullshit. I don't think he's top 10. He's been good the last two games. Yeah, he missed two penalties, mate. He has missed two penalties. He was shit before that. He's actually the reason why Man United have dropped points. I just don't get how Bruno in your head is better than Tonali this season. I don't understand the consistency. Is he top 10 this year? I feel like there's 10 people that have been better than him. That's wrong, but... It is wrong. It is wrong. Right, moving on to the actual top seven.

1:02:28He hasn't even been United's best players have you got another United player in there? No of course not. He is United's best player. This is shocking. Why are they moving on to the actual top seven? He is United's best player though. That's not what we're doing? Yeah it's just top ten best players this year. I'd woken up I'd had two hours of sleep. Oh fuck off mate. He said he was right as well at the start. You've had an eight hour flight. My top seven's right. You've had an eight hour flight to prep it. Actually it wasn't it was five and a half because of the tailwind. Oh sorry that's not enough time is it?

1:02:56What? So five and a half hours isn't enough time to get a decent team and do some research. What class were you sitting in? Decent kip. What class were you sitting in? Carry on. You know what class. Come on now, son. Seven, I've got Saliba. Now, this is where it really gets... I don't think that's true either. I don't think he's top ten. How silly? I'm not even trying to do the whole disagree with him. He's been injured for a few games. I feel like... A few. He hasn't even been your best defender? No, no, no. I know he's not been our best defender. Oh, my God. That's why he's at the bottom of my arsenal list.

1:03:23I don't get the consistency. This is honking. It's not even better than Raya this year. Yeah, that's actually fair. I feel like it's us. This is honking. Yeah, but I like to consider both things at the same time. No, you can't. It's this year. Otherwise, it's obsolete, isn't it? We've got to do year by year by year. Every time we do a current, you always moan at me for putting injured players in. My top six is full of players. Seven was perfect. He's got my actual top seven. No, top seven is bang on. I think top six, you'll agree. I handle heart. Top six, you'll all agree. Go on, then. Okay, this is 100%.

1:03:51Yeah. In six, I've got timber. I just think it's low I think he's been one of the best if not close to the best in the league this year I think you're going to struggle I agree putting defenders in I think you struggle putting like a right back or something up into the top five no I have wait until you hear my top five then son yeah because you fucking love defenders because you're weird who watches football for that they've been the best players this year no they haven't no if you enjoy football football actually Tom I'll have you know that Timber and Califiori are more like strikers this year.

1:04:25If you see their average position, the way they take up... It's just not true, but okay. That just is so true. It's not. Their average position is the same as a striker, is it? Do you not see Alan Shearer's against the match of the day? It's not their average position, is it? Oh, you didn't watch match of the day, so you have no idea what you're talking about. Right, in five. Oh, so you get all your knowledge from Alan Shearer and much of that. Whoa! No, not all of it. I get some of it. Yeah, obviously, because he did the analysis piece in it. Oh, the rest is on Twitter. Go on. He did the analysis piece in it.

1:04:48Very good. with your stinking list. Actually, no. No, I won't. He did a very good analysis piece. Louis, you go then. He did a very good analysis piece. Carry on, man! And I'm right in your role. They're all opinions anyway. Who gives a fuck? Not about analysis. That's fact. In five... Califurian team's average positions aren't strikers. They've been right back for most of the game, aren't they? Deal, deal, deal. Otherwise, they'd be up front. They'd be number nine, wouldn't they? Why are you getting angry? Because factually, I can't agree with that. Timber's average position... Yeah, because you don't know what you're talking about.

1:05:17Timber's average position in a game of football. He's a striker, yeah? But Alan Shearer's well done, mate. Yeah, well done, mate. Good boy. Clearly don't know more. So Timber at six. In five, I've got Semenyo. In four, I've got Caicedo. In three, I've got Declan Rice. In two, I've got Gabriel. And in one, I've got Erling Haaland. Yeah. I don't even mind. The top five is fine. Okay. You just hate it they've got a centre-back at two, but it's just true. I don't think it is. You've missed also probably your best, one of your best players this season Zubi Zubi Zubi Zubi Demenda yeah and you put Bruno Fernandes in yeah no in my defence there's no defence that's stinky 10 to 7 was sort of like not really part of the list it was shit yeah my 8 to 10 is fucking shit anyway 8 to 10 so I feel like my brain's got confused here because I I should relieve you then I could do mine yeah if you want alright 10 I got Gravenberg I'll put that down then Gravenberg 9 JPM Jean-Philippe Mateta 8 I've got Granit Xhaka 7 Zibamendi I thought he'd be mentioned in your list yeah well jet lagged 6 Moises Caicedo 6 I've got 5 better than him 6 yeah I think so Caicedo 6 5 Declan Rice you going to argue that he's better than Rice this season I think so yeah he's been better than Declan Rice he hasn't anyways moving on 4 Semenya he's been better than Semenya this season probably tough that see you can't argue it 3 Timber he's been better than Timber yes in his position what was he saying Timber hasn't even been the best right back in the league yes he has no he hasn't yes he has yes he has I don't think he has who's next 2 Gabriel 1 Holland 2 James mate fucking embarrassing you haven't got Tonali no I haven't it was Graven Burch for Tonali Gabriel who's 3 Timber at first Holland yes so I think my brain got mine that way they're the two best defenders in the team that's conceded three goals in ten games we'll save yours to last I personally have Kaisaido above Timber but I can understand it you obviously don't watch Kaisaido he's fucking I do but I figured on balance he runs games on his own fucking Gabriel just stands and heads balls out his box fucking amazing yeah but I mean he had a stinker against Sunderland as well though didn't he if we're doing that one game he's played one bad game I think Timber's lowest score by the viewership is probably like a seven out of ten eight out of ten that's here sir He has been the best right back in the league.

1:07:45I agree with that. He hasn't. 10th Xhaka. He's going to say Rhys James. 9th Gravenberch. But he plays both. He's still a right back. Either way. Timber's average position is striking, mate. Get to know it. So he's not the best right back in the league, is he? He's the best striker. He's an attacking right back. He plays up front. Cheers. All right. 10th Xhaka. 9th Gravenberch. 8th Gabriel. What? 8th. That's so... Fuck off. Oh, hell. Defenders union, mate. End of show. Fucking hell. The agenda is crazy. I want to watch football to see a defender just fucking win Flick on me. Oh, you are. He's the only centre-half in.

1:08:24He's been the best centre-half in the league. He is actually the best centre-half. Seventh, Zubomendi. Sixth, Tonali. Fifth, Semenyo. Fourth, Rhys James. Third, Declan Rice. Second, Caissado. First, Haaland. No Durian Timber in your list. I said I forgot him. Oh, okay. I would have put Timber in. over Xhaka. I'd have probably put Timber like fifth. Poor from you for getting Zubimendi by the way. Yeah, I said sorry. Get over it. I think he's been the best sign in this season. Yeah, best sign. Gabriel's had a better season than Zubimendi though. Yeah, but that's why we put him higher. No, I think Zubimendi's more...

1:08:58Actually, no, not for the way you play. He's probably not more crucial. Amen, brother. So he's two. Who? So he's number two. Who? Gabriel. Where's Rhys James in your list? What position? Fourth. Above? Everyone else in the world. Everyone else for them Rice, Kaisado and Haaland. Yeah, she's such a fucking... You fancy him, mate. You're weird. He's the best right back in the world, by far. It's not even close. Tim's had a better season. He said he hasn't? No, you obviously... Just because he concedes less... Because he concedes more goals because he's in a worse team. Do you watch Arsenal? Do you watch Arsenal?

1:09:26Yeah, Timber's class. I don't think you do. Timber's brilliant. I think you have a... What's he better at than Rhys James? Everything, apart from set pieces. It's just factually untrue, but okay. I'm cramping. In your cock. I'm a hamstring cramping. Okay. Come on then. Nah, some of those are good, some of those are bad. I don't mind it. Sometimes maybe we're good, sometimes we're good. I back this except for... Thankfully I don't care about any of your opinions. Yeah, we know that. I back this except for two of them. I'm not sure my brain works. Put this down, shall we? Let's put this down, come on then.

1:09:53No, I don't want you to see your list. Have some profession. Put it down. That's not talking into the mind. We don't want to see your list. I don't care about... I'm not going to look at your list, I'm going to listen to you. You're about to tell us. Why do you care? Because it's bad for the audio. It looks shit. Yeah, it's just unprofessional, mate. Come on. I can hear people in the car. Fucking hell, you got him. People in the car can hear the fucking hustle and bustle. Your neck tapping all the time. Yeah, they're trying to watch it on the radio, mate. Come on, you've got to do it properly.

1:10:17I'm an audio engineer. Thank you very much. Mate, just do as you're told. Do as you're told, boy. Do as you're told. Come on, boy. Yeah, good. Good boy. Good boy. I guess we're waiting. Number 10, I've got most of them. Yeah, I think my brain stopped working for two of them. I've got fucking Fabian Shaw. No, you didn't stop working, mate. This is your list. I've got Chow. Yeah, I own this, except from two of them. No, just not. Except for two of them. Tenth, I've got Ekotique here. Carrying Liverpool this season in a very terrible time. Carrying him to seven. Tell you what, he's doing a fantastic job.

1:10:46I don't think he's top ten, but he was close on morning. Don't worry, you're going to have more problems than that. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ninth, this one, I feel I'm going to get Chow'd out, but like, if you know, you know, I'm putting Chow in ninth. What did I fucking say? What did I actually fucking say by the way That's bad Look off your nut mate Not in the top 10 You've conceded more than you've scored Chow By the way you saw the West Ham game that tackle that he made right at the end That tackle in a 3-1 loss That was getting checked for a penalty He saved us like three goals a long yesterday Chow Not only look at your negative goal difference Not only look at the amount of players you've missed out of this Ekotik's a better team than Chow Let's just address it Negative goal difference is down to a lack of us scoring our defence has actually been really good It's also down to you've conceded 11 goals in 10 games Yeah We've had You can see the more goals Than games mate I'm sorry Are you trying to say Charles not been playing well I'm not saying that Charles is the best player In the league Yeah I just disagree with that Charles has been phenomenal mate I promise you You better have the entire Of Arsenal's back line In this list But this is the problem I struggle to talk to you About this Well you're the one Who's just shouting All three of us say you're wrong No I just don't think He's top 10 mate He only talks to me But all three of us Are saying Because you were literally Just shouting at me You're gaslighter You were literally shouting at me I go to respond you're like why me why are you coming at me he's not nice do you think that's a bit biased Lou can I just say that's very biased I find it hard to talk to you about this I'm genuinely asking I think it's very biased I can't finish this sentence I find it hard to talk to you about this because I genuinely don't think you sit and actually watch the entire game on Newcastle and see what he actually does I think he's great the reason I don't go at Tom about this is because I do think you watch him and when we've watched him on live before he's good man he's good that has been absolutely phenomenal for us I mean I mean, I liked him when you put him in your over-performing 11.

1:12:31I thought that's a great shout, but I just... I don't think he's the ninth best-performing player this year. Permission to address Theo. Theo, I apologise as it seems like I'm targeting you. All I said was, I don't think he's phenomenal. Yeah, and I would like to reply if that is allowed. All right. Why don't you think he's phenomenal? You said phenomenal is like, I'd say Gabriel's phenomenal. No, but why don't you think Chow has been playing phenomenal? What's he missing? Oh, he's going to bury him here, isn't he? Yeah, because he doesn't watch us. Yeah, I know. Why are you saying he's phenomenal?

1:12:58but you're calling him ninth best. What does he do? Okay, what does he do good? I think Gabriel's better. No, no, no. I think Moscair is better, mate. What does Chau do good? No. Moscair hasn't been better than Chau. Please don't let him die better. What does Chau do that's good? Defends well. Oh, God, Theo. You fucking set yourself up here. No, go on. Come on, Willis, because he's not been phenomenal. He doesn't watch him. He's not been phenomenal. He's not been phenomenal. Okay, so what's he done? What's he done good? Let's give him a good point. Zero goals, zero assists. Come on. Add your pants down there, son.

1:13:29So, again, this is why I get frustrated sometimes. I tell you what he's doing. I'm going to read for him. I'm going to read for him. Oh my God, look how ready he's going to be. He makes me get embarrassed for him. It's the same thing with Tonali. It's the same thing with Bottman the other week. You come in with such firm opinions on Newcastle players. You don't know anything about them. I'm forced to watch Newcastle every fucking week on this stream. Okay, what's Tonali? What did he do? What's he done that's good? What's he good at? What is Chow good at? He's good at a lot of things, man. I think he's a very good defender.

1:13:55I just don't think he's the ninth best fucking player in the league. I don't know. I'm saying he's the no. And you're saying he's not phenomenal. No, but that is what you're saying, Luke. But you think he's the ninth best player in the league. Yes, but I can tell you what he does good. Do you think he's had a better season than Calafiore? He did make two unbelievable tackles the weekend. No, but has he had a better season than Calafiore? And nearly got done for a penalty. Has he had a better season than Calafiore? Oh, I don't think so, no. Has he had a better season than Calafiore? In my opinion, Charles Hubbard, yeah.

1:14:19In my opinion, Charles Hubbard. Calafiore's been insane. Has he had a better season Than Timber? No Well Tom I mean Tom Theo we're going to do my list Theo we're going to do We're going to do my list In a second But I just wanted to make the point That you can't then go say Like If you said Calafiore Was phenomenal I wouldn't say He's not phenomenal Without knowing What I think he's not phenomenal But we watch Newcastle every week He has got a good point though But like I wouldn't say That about Calafiore or Timber I don't think he's phenomenal But like Louis says That's the same as you and I Then Tom We both watch Match of the Day Every week We both watch Football every week I don't think Chau's phenomenal So why when he doesn't He doesn't I'm about to He's telling him What does Chau do I think I can do that You can't answer it He will I have no permission But he said exactly the same thing I'm about to explain By the way Before you do that He didn't say the exact same thing Until just now So I can't ask him a question I can't ask him a question For a question he hasn't asked yet So I don't think Chau's phenomenal Because I think he can be quite rash at times Which Gabriel used to be By the way I think Gabriel's cleaned that up in his game Chau's strong He's good in the air He considered he's not like I think he's a good centre-back.

1:15:20No, no. I think he reads the game really well. I just think he can be caught at times, either with a rash challenge, or I think there's a slight mistake in him, like the Bowen one. I think he was, although it is an unbelievable tackle, because he's close there to really just wiping him out. He was lucky to get a touch on the ball. However, he is right, because I can explain that, because I watch him. I can't explain things very well, but I know what I'm seeing, Tom. No, no, no, but Theo, you can see what he... I watch Match of the Day every week. I see the same football you see. No, but Theo, it's not...

1:15:48No, you don't know because I watched the whole game. This is what I'm saying. So I wouldn't go in depth on an Arsenal player because I don't watch the full nine minutes. You'll know Arsenal players better than me, but this is when it's frustrating when I talk about a Newcastle player and then you say he's not this and that. I think he's a good centre-back. I think he's a good centre-back. But what I'm saying is... But phenomenal is a big word to throw out. But this is why... It's the same thing with the Tonali argument though, where it's like you're saying he doesn't create goals, but it's like...

1:16:09And then you say... I think you're getting a bit confused. I think Tonali's like... My argument back would be, I think in the top 10 list there's probably there's probably room for one centre back two centre backs and I just don't think there's more centre backs in my list against modern football one of them that shouldn't be there anyways we'll continue fucking mad defenders in this list is disgusting I've got 8th Xhaka you had 2 didn't you yeah 2 that's it and 1 basic I don't have 2 I don't I'll fuck this last one because I think this is where my brain got confused I'll start I put Xhaka 8th and then 7th put Saliba but that's against my own logic of it has to be the season so I don't know why I did that Saliba should be in there now.

1:16:44Charles has been better than Saliba this year. No, I agree. My logic was I was thinking about best Premier League players and then I got comfy. I don't know, my brain won't work. No, yeah. It's a long day, isn't it? Sixth, Gabriel. Fifth, Rice. Fourth, Tenali. Third, Kaissido. Second, again. Can I sub in? I would like to sub in Semenu, but I can't. You haven't been in your top 10? I forgot. Oh, man. I've seen that. I've seen that. I shit myself. I had... Oh, I've just got rid of it. Oh, no. Second I got Van Dijk Oh god I don't know what I did Yeah I don't know why I did that So you've got four centre backs And then first Haaland How many centre backs You've got four centre backs In your list of top 10 players And two Three No and by the way Just a second ago I said Centre backs and defenders Can't go in the top five And I've just went What about Timber Put three in Yeah a howler Really I should take Van Dijk Out for Semenyo And Saliba out for Timber And I think that's quite a good team And Chao out for Calafiore I'm back to Chao Zubamendi Zubamendi James So Bemendy was close over Eketike.

1:17:41I just thought Eketike was good because it's been a lot of pressure on him. Gravenberch. Yeah, Gravenberch's been a real as well. He's been a lot better than... I feel like Chau's been under-souled. He's been... Everything you just said, he's been four centre-backs in the list. Chau's been really good. We think he's good. He probably has been in the top five centre-halves this season. Since he's come in, I think he's been excellent. And if I have five centre-halves in the top ten, that's not an issue with your list. The best players this season haven't all been centre-mits. They've all been centre-mits.

1:18:06All the best players have been centre-mid, I think. Yeah. I think they would even have been... Zubemendi, Xhaka, Graham Burch. I do think there's been... Yeah, have you not got Xhaka? He's got me. I've got Xhaka. I do think there's been more better defenders this year than forwards. No, Arsenal have had better defenders. No, but even look at like Cucurello, Rhys James. Well, that's the best part of our team is our defence. Yeah, but I mean... It's just not an exciting point. They haven't been better... Like, again, it depends how you... Who? O 'Reilly's playing really well as well. like there's a lot of defenders coming from he got ruined the other week Zubimendi should be in here I think he's been excellent I had him and removed him for Ekotika because I felt like I had too many midfielders Chow for him I feel like Chow deserves it really I genuinely do I feel like he hasn't had a single bad game he has been an absolute unit every single game like without fail that really he was so Zubimendi and the whole thing with him like say that tackle yes you could say maybe it was a bit rash but that is a goal saving tackle there and he had a couple of goals that day no I know he did but that one I'm on about the penalty He got lucky.

1:19:01He got lucky. Yes, but... But I will say... He's still a good tackle. Is there not a case to say... He wasn't a good tackle out of skill and timing. He got lucky. But sometimes... Come on, you know he got lucky. No, no, no. But sometimes, as a really good defender, you have to be willing to take that risk and get that side of luck. And he did save us a goal there. He did three at West Ham. One tackle. I know, but that was two Nick Pope Howlers and then one they caught us on the break because we shoved everyone up and then they had another score. It's a defence job to keep the goal. No, but like...

1:19:28No, because one of the goals was... It's a team effort. No, one of the goals The first goal No, no, one of the goals The third goal's at the end Second was No, first goal was Piquetti It should have been saved Second goal was deflected Off Bottman when it came in So it's nothing to do with Chal And third goal was On the counter When you put Van Dijk As the second best player No, that one But I'm not even arguing that though That's a I don't know what the fuck I did there I think you get Way too like Emotionally invested in things Like I'm getting gaslit Oh my god I'm getting You were shouting at me You were shouting at me I'm allowed to say I think he's a good player I'm allowed to respond if you say he's not phenomenal I actually responded I honestly think 8 to 10 there's a there's a couple people that you can mix and match there's 20 players who can go in there if you'd have put in 5th then that'd be that's crazy but like I'm just disappointed because when we do this segment you're usually the only person that actually gets current properly yeah I don't know why I don't know why I'm up as well Keren yeah a tough journey in we're doing Keren he was jet lagged boys don't worry about it who do we think will make the top 10 by the end of the season though.

1:20:30Palmer. Rodri back to full fitness as well. Rodri ain't getting back. I don't think he'll get back. He's not the same player. Vurts? What if Vurts starts kicking on? Nah. Cherky? That is impressive though that at the start of the season you'd have thought Vurts probably would be up. He will kick on. I mean, he's played the season, hasn't he? He'll kick on. Isaac. Not a chance. I actually think... He's not fit enough, is he? He's not getting the game time. I've got a wrong opinion here. That might come from a surprise. I think he might go down in history as one of the worst signings in Premier League he just won't he will end up he will just end up Fernando Torres individual quality in order for Fernando Torres to go down as one of the worst transfers it had to have a huge fee you have to have a huge fee normally to be one of the worst but Torres was gone at the game when he went to Chelsea but there is a possibility that he is up for one of us one of the reports coming out actually and this is actually is he really like 25 or 26 or so he's still really young not even that I don't think one of the reports coming out which is actually quite sad how old is he apparently he has an actual groin issue where it's not attached properly and like Newcastle doctors were scared he was scared that he was going to not be able to play properly after 30 it was like apparently a genuine which is actually quite sad it's the same thing Messi and Jamal have I believe Jamal's is a bit different but yeah because that's from you know awfully a lot about Jamal's groin don't you yeah well they keep talking about it they keep calling it his pubic region they've chopped his cock off because he's shagging too much that's happened to me as well he is shagging like now Valtemar is shagging he'll have it he'll have it I'm surprised you didn't put him in yeah I thought he might there's actually an argument for like Brembo and Cunha if Man United kick on not Cunha Cunha's been good in spurts and Brembo's been better been injured a bit as well Brembo's been good he's only got one goal no no he has double a seven as well I don't think you could put him in like with a straight face hey but guys this is why we have opinions oh sorry yeah sorry sorry sorry yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah definitely but this is why we have opinions you know are there any players that we are missing I'm just trying to look at the Premier League table here.

1:22:27Well, I miss like Graven Burch out. As you say, Timber, Calipari was a howler for me. Raya, if you want to put a keeper in Raya's then. Donnarumma. Yeah. Donnarumma. Welbeck would be a good shout. Yeah. What are you laughing at? I'm laughing because it's ridiculous that somehow Danny Welbeck is now in the top 10 conversation. I'm sorry, I didn't know he's your best mate. Oh, Subozlo, he's been good actually, yeah. And he's been, Subozlo's about filling it right back. Oh, you all forgot Salah? Not top 10 this year, is he? Come on. Mateo's not a bad chat, though. Guys, we're live tonight. If you're listening to this right now.

1:23:02Yeah, we're live. We're going to do a live beheading of Theo after he said Arsenal will definitely win all four trophies. We're winning the quad, mate. What do you think? Well, by the way, what do you think? But there's five on the table. Ask for score prediction before we go from use two. 4-0 against Slavikov. Now we're away. I've got 3-0. Imagine we come to the live and it's like 4-0. By the way, I know what's happening in the round with a Liverpool game. Go on, man. 3-0 Real Madrid Who scores? Mbappe 2 Oh sure Bellingham 1 Does anyone get a yellow or red card? Yep Who? Kerkers gets a yellow He won't start He won't start He's going to come on and get a yellow Oh sorry Yeah he will Actually he might start I don't know He'll start trust me And he'll get a yellow Yeah yeah And the craziest thing happened You grow hair Slot explodes Salah dragged Stinker Zero GA Why is that?

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