Our Man Utd v Man City ALL TIME Draft XI, The Most UNDERRATED Player At Every PL Club & The Top 10 CB's In The Prem!

24:44Who's better, De Litt or Tocoski? De Litt. De Litt's better than Tocoski, I think. Who's better, Maguire or De Litt? But Tocoski's always available. Tocoski's always available. That's a big thing. Don't say it. What's the best ability? Availability. And I nailed it. I said the right line. What's the best availability? Ability. Newcastle. Oh, it's obviously. Yeah, I went Harvey. Is that for everyone? Harvey Barnes. It's obviously. It's Harvey Barnes. I think he's under a good Barnes. I've gone Barnes. I wanted to put Horn a check in as well, but I think it's just a little too early. Barnes comes up with so many crucial goals.

25:18He does, man. I think he's all-round play. He's quite average, but Barnes always... Now Gordon's left. He's finally going to prosper on that left wing. He's finally going to blossom like a flower. Depends if Torre starts getting a run. Barnes will be there. Surely you can't displace Harvey Barnes in the team if he's playing like that. But they've just spent nearly 50 million on that Torre. Barnes was 40. Yeah, a while ago, though. Oh, my God. Barnes is good, man. He is good. We're going Barnes, will you? I'm going Hall still. for the same reason as you and Jules Brio is the best player by a mile so how's he underrated?

25:46he shouldn't be there but he's going to move for like 60 mil I think he's best left back in the league I'd put it that way so he's underrated but he's the best left back in the league you bet at Calafiore? he's not a left back what? yes he is Calafiore's basically a striker exactly they don't have a system Arsenal do they? or in formation so you think the best left back in the league is underrated? yeah

26:08Lewis in your mouth all over again you fit in well here he fits in well who would have said Eddie Howe no I think he'd have gone Nico Gonzalez or Miley or Miley yeah also the most important player yeah probably Miley yeah Liverpool Cody Gakpo Cody Gakpo oh that's obvious again don't everybody know that now no Liverpool fans hate him people don't want him to start and he's obviously just really do you remember last year when I know it's Cal Ferrezi but he was going mad like Gakpo's so shit a lot of the pundits were saying and he's not good enough as well. That's what I mean. Gak was so important for them.

26:44Who have you gone? I like Munoz, that right winger, that young one. Yeah, he is good. He looks good. Underrated though? Direct. Everything you say. Got a question. I don't mind that. It's an early shout. I like it. I think Gak was being the best player so far. Maybe now. I've never seen him play before this. Maybe now. Top five nines in the league, wouldn't you? Is that because standard is that bad though? Is Zach's not underrated? Is Van Dijk underrated? No. No. I don't want to say so yet What's that got to do with it? I was just asking Oh sorry Because everyone thinks he's like Washed No he's not But he's not washed Oh okay I get what you're saying Yeah no yeah Maybe then now Now is he?

27:21Maybe Maybe We'll see when we do another list later We're just full of lists today Oh it's so easy Yeah it's Dam's God No I want Jan out No Dam's God Incorrect incorrect Jensen Half correct Thanks a lot I've gone loose potter how's that half correct because it's him or Janssen for sure Keane you think it's Keane what Keane Lewis Potter oh yeah sorry I was like you think Aguero now the Bodger's thing no they love him they'll find a way to get him in dodgy for the pen though who's that yeah but have you ever met a Red Cross fan Keith Andrews how do you know that because I know him he scored the fifth we should start doing this Tommy anytime he says I follow a lot of people who from each club I can't name the exact Who's the Brentford fans you follow?

28:09And I just think he's so important. The fact they've put him back to left-back when he was a left-wing. He's one of them players. He's a bit like Trey Hulme for Sunderland. Very media trained right here. They always... I'm answering it. It's a bit like Trey Hulme for Sunderland. Everyone's like, oh no, now they've got these players, they're going to drop him. I appreciate that. Reggie will repraise him every week. Lewis Potter's going to play. He's still going to play. I can't remember. You can literally play him anywhere so he's on the pitch, yeah. I wouldn't even be surprised if it takes you for a while to get into the team over him because he's been that good.

28:42Nah. Honestly? Couple of weak marks. Mate, moving forward. I don't know. He's class, man. He'll rotate with, like, Sharda and Itara shortly. But the answer, you are right, is Jensen. Thanks, mate. Get in. I think it's Dam's guard. I love Jensen. He's quality number 10. We're obvious, that one, as well. My issue with that is, like, Dam's guard just gets in ahead of him in the 10th. I don't know. Underrated. I don't know. We'll see. we'll see if Sangara is playing then Dam's guys are number 10 yeah I I prefer Janssen you under a Dam's guy therefore mine is correct what do you get the reason why we've had this discussion because he's got long hair Chelsea Chelsea Jarrah Hattie I don't mind that he's really good actually I've gone Hachimpong similar vibe I think he's quality I'll see him I've gone Fafana oh no he's fucking poo he's rubbish they're all shit no they're not Chelsea Burn hates that one they're all shit how bad is that Every Chelsea defender's wanked.

29:38No, they're not. For Fauna. For Fauna's the worst. Every defender for Chelsea's shit. Welcome to Pitchside, Callum Fowler. Every Chelsea defender is shit. They're all wanked. You have to have one, stinker. Oh, my God. No, that would be... This podcast's shit. Sorry, I didn't mean that. For Fauna is rubbish. And they're all rubbish. No, they're not. Hachim Pong's really good. Hachim's really good. They're not really good. Colwell's good. McCall's good. For Fauna. They're not really good. Poo! Really bad No I said Pedro Neto I think there's too much Plaudits on Morgan Palmer And Jao Pedro And he sort of goes You're killing yourself here By knowing all the Chat GPT answers And also Pedro Neto's playing Out of position And he's I know he can't Defend But he's He's a good job Really For example Estaval How's he really Going to get in the team Oh they'll find a way introducing a Beko state of mind Mum, I need my PE kit washed, dried and ready to go sweetie Mum, I spilt down my top No problem, I'll pop a quick wash on Busy homes put everything to the test that's why at Beko we stress test all our appliances to the extreme so you can be stress free That's a Beko state of mind Will they?

31:04Estival I like it I like it Oh no, that's not how he goes Fully fit I don't think Neto's underrated I think he's fairly right He's just solid Okay, we'll agree to disagree Hull, there's obviously one answer here It's not McBurnie No, but that would be a great shout It's not McBurnie I think it's Giles I think it's Giles Yeah I've gone Egan Yes That's EFL knowledge That is heritage. Absolute heritage. You think clean sheets from Egan? I said EFL knowledge. Do you know what the EFL is? Yeah, the English Football League. Good boy. Yeah, I think it's Egan. Not a fancy name, not a fancy looking player.

31:44He's just... He's just gets loads of points, loads of DEFCON as well. Clean sheets. Baggy boy. Yeah, he just struggles to stay fit, but he is class when he's on it. Where did they get that Mendy from? Noble Mendy? No idea. Noble, his first name's Noble. Yeah. He's a noble man. Nobleman Yeah the answer's Egan I don't think it's Giles Just because you put one good cross in lads Come on They were trying to get rid of him Not anymore though That's underrated You've just given us a fucking free point there I don't think Giles will be starting going forward He will Well when he keeps doing that I bet he starts against Chelsea He'll get ram ragged man Giles will get ram ragged against some good weekend We shall see when Hull have actually beaten Chelsea You reckon?

32:25Yep I'll give you the draw How much do you want to bet on it? I don't. Just like you didn't want to bet with me earlier. Just like you didn't want to bet with me earlier. What was that bet? I'll take that if you take that. I can't remember. What was the bet? I don't know. You have a good memory. Shoot yourself. Yeah, but I'm not listening to everybody's bets. Wait, you don't listen to what we're saying? That's rude. I'm not. I'm listening to people's bets down. You're rude. Arsenal. Have I come out? Say sorry. Yeah, say sorry. Apologise to us. How come I've come out there? They're the worst. I've got two.

32:51Who? No, you can't have two. How many times did we do this? Who did you say? Just say one. Who did you say? I've gone Ben White. Oh, Ben White. And we were on Arsenal. I think he's one of the best right-backs in the league. Ben White. But he's not your starting right-back, is he? Yeah, and he still gets crucified. Saliba Gabriel and Calafiore. I just think he gets... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like that. I don't think you have many underrated players. Everyone knows how good your players are, so... Habits? I don't mind that one bit. He's still really good. I like that. He gets crucified. Yeah, I actually think that's a fair shout.

33:20He's actually class. I nearly went to Herdegard, but then I'd be having to get myself. Not after today. He went white as well. Can I ask a question on Lewis Skelly in centre mid? Is he underrated? Maybe. Do you know what I mean? He's alright, isn't he? Well, if you're saying he's alright, then he's underrated. I don't think he's at top, top level yet. He is. Top dollar. He's quality in the Champions League final. Specifically discussing Lewis Skelly in the midfield position, I would say so, yeah. But you think he... You said he was the best left back in the world. As an individual. I said at the time.

33:54No, no, no. You said he was the best left back in the world. He made Real Madrid his bitch. Say that again in English? He's rubbing off on me. He made Real Madrid his bitch. He's never here. That's classism. Yeah. Because I'm a Northern monkey. That's what it is. Horrible. You know, he and his family have a Puyela day every year. Also, just because we're not Spanish. Exactly. But we have Spanish relatives. Why are you going red? Because I'll answer your question about the classism thing, actually. Just because you're from the north, it shouldn't affect what class you are. Yeah, but... But A, that wasn't a question.

34:26There you go. He's from Barnsley. That's a working class town. Yeah, but I bet there's high class people in Barnsley. What? Who? I don't know. Just like you can't name the Brentford. Rhys Cleary. Rhys Cleary. Who's that? Plays from... Is he high class? No. He's an Albion legend. He's a buggy boy. And then finally Man City. Kusinov? I went Kusinov as well. Everyone thought he was dog shit when he made his debut and actually he's doing a really good job. Are you keeping Nunes out of the team? I actually think, hot take, I think he's their best centre-half. I don't know. Over Gehi? Yep. You think Kusinov's better than Gehi?

35:07Yeah. And Diaz? Definitely Diaz. I think it should be him and Gehi playing centre-half. It will be for the future. He's not better than Diaz. He's not better than Diaz. Fucking is, mate. Sorry. Ruben Diaz he's wank he's wank where's this Ruben Diaz hate come from he's actually just a great defender oh I know what he is oh sorry it's chat GPT I don't think it were that one I can't remember to be honest I've gone Gavardio here we go underrated he is underrated yeah is that one of the best set and half full backs in the league I think he's second best behind Hall I think so second best left back behind Hall you can't consider Gavardio as a centre half now can you Pretty cool player there still He's had to pick for topside Who's better as a centre-back slash full-back defender Michele or Gavardio?

35:56Gavardio Just for now Just for now Right well there we have it We nailed that by the way Let us know in the comments if you agree or disagree And let us know if you think Reeve got them all wrong Well if you're a fan of the club Well let us know if Fafana's underrated I think you took a lot of hours there Like, subscribe, comment Right, moving on. We are now ranking our top 10 centre-backs in the Premier League. The Premier League. I'm going first because you're going to be really annoyed. It's eating your beady eyes. Well, as the resident... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should be buying the money here.

36:31Because you're still trying to go pro, aren't you? Yeah, of course. I'm only 31. Don't lie. 32. Don't lie. Yeah, come on. Tell the truth. I'm 32, guys. You're 34. In 10th, I have got Diaz. You're lucky to be in the top 10, son. Do you genuinely think that? Yeah. You don't think he's higher? No. Really? Yeah. I've never hated Diaz ever. I think he's really susceptible. Stone's Eldizand. Yeah. Yeah, Johnny boy. Wasn't Diaz like the biggest? I had John Eldizand. No, I've gone early. I don't care. I've gone early. Not bothered. I've gone early, but I really, truly believe it from what I've seen. Muharemovic.

37:14Bet that's very early. That's really early. So you've seen three games and you think he's better than Diaz? And in the World Cup. I know he got sent off, but... He's close. What did he say? I don't have him! Mate, I got 30... He knows he gets them! Yes! He knows he gets them! No, you just said it! Do you know how shit my team is? I wish I did have him! Bring him in, mate. Bring him in. Yeah. No, corn! I'm fucked. Mate, I'm fucked. Eighth, ciao. Yeah? Seventh, Lacroix. Do you think Lacroix's better than Chow? Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Well, I obviously don't, so there we go. Sixth, Konza. Fifth, Gehi. Fourth, Kusinov.

37:59What? I think Kusinov is top level. I really do. I think he's his best centre-half. I think he's unbelievable. He's not better than Gehi? I think he is. You're wrong. He's bigger. He's faster. I think he's just a better centre-half. I'm missing some at William, then. I'm not seeing what you're seeing there. Kusinov's quality, mate. He's good. He's probably the fastest centre-half in the league. He's not faster than Van der Ven, is he? No. You don't count. Spurs are shit. Spurs are back! Yeah, Kuzunov then. Third, Gabriel. What? Second, Van Dijk. First, Saliba. Okay, right. We'll get into it. I don't mind it.

38:38No, I think both the Arsenal boys are better than Van Dijk now. I don't think so. I think... Not yet. I think you see it when... I agree, but I don't argue it. Well, you know, you disagree, but you don't argue it. I agree with you, but I don't argue it. I think it's a toss-up. I think Saliba's the best, and then you could argue that Van Dijk and Gabriel were on the side. I know it's a bit of a stupid argument because, obviously, it's hypothetical. I don't think Gabriel could hold people's hands the way Van Dijk does for Liverpool. I think he can. Around that shit. He absolutely can. Because Saliba's not in the team.

39:10I know, but look who comes in, Konza. Mosquera. Yeah, he was a solid centre-half. and not even that, the full-backs and the goalie. Van Dijk, the last few years, had nothing. And he has protection in front of him. Robertson. He had Trent as well. How long were we going back? I was saying in the last few years. He's been arguable. He's the best leader of the three you've mentioned, but I think he's third in the trio. I agree. But he's also had Canate, who apparently is the second coming of Jesus. He made Canate look better than he was. He made Matip look better than he was. So you're telling me you overrated Canate?

39:43Probably. No, he went to Real Madrid. He can't be that bad. You don't think both the Arsenal boys... Well, there you go. He can't be that bad. No, I think Saliba does more than Gabriel. He's got all this pile of shit, but Canate's gone to fucking Real Madrid. Can't be that pile of shit. I didn't say he was shit. You said Van Dyke has been in the last couple of years if he's surrounded by a pile of shit. Theo, you brought Canate up, not me. That's my point. You said Van Dyke has been surrounded by a pile of shit last couple of years. That includes Canate. Yeah, Canate last season was terrible, wasn't he?

40:10Do you think he's shit? No. So he's not been surrounded by a pile of shit? But he was last season. Right. You can differentiate. I don't know. Anyone who plays XA Van Dijk gets elevated because of him and you see it when they're not with him or not playing with him. That's true. I think so. Yeah, but that applies to the other two as well. I don't think it's true. We saw it last year when Gabriel was out. Saliba struggled a little bit and vice versa. They're together. They're the best centre-half duo in the world. Yeah, but the argument there is only because they were brand new into coming to the team.

40:38Who? So? The other centre-backs. If you've seen this year, there's no difference if Saliba not playing. Because you've got one of the best centre-halves in the league from Villa. Muscara? Yeah, Muscara's just a solid centre-half, isn't it? But again, it's not just about the partner. It's the full-backs, it's the goal, it's the protection in front. You could play centre-half for Arsenal. You're that good. I appreciate that. And you're that good. I just still think that if I was picking a team, I'd pick Van Dijk over Gabriel. I just would. I think it's close. It's just my opinion, guys. Hey, it's just football guys.

41:11Calm down. Your opinion's wrong, but I don't disagree. What? Mate, that makes sense. So it is. I understand it, and I think over time you probably are correct, but currently I just think the two Arsenal boys are better. That's absolutely fair, and probably an opinion that most have. A few names you missed out there, I thought. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Okay. Go on then. Me? We're going round, yeah. 10 from Mokiello. Oh, you're stuck to your guns, yeah? I am, 100%. I don't mind it. I think he's the best centre-back on the best right. Does he play more centre-half than right-back now? He's shifting between both.

41:43I think he's naturally a centre-half, but last year he played right-back. I think he's more right-back for him, but he's so good. I've got Diaz in nine. I've got Jacquet for Liverpool in eight. I just haven't seen enough of him. That's so early, isn't it? I just haven't seen enough of him. That doesn't make any sense. I've seen more of that Morevich than him. Has he got the Leeds guy on? Oh, he has. I forgot about that. I mean, I've seen more of him than Jacquet. A few games in one time. I've watched like one or two games with Jacquet. I just don't. I think he's great. the weekend. For both of them, I think they're just too early, that's all.

42:10For the Premier League. I've got Van Heek in seven. Yeah, I like that. Oh, thanks, nice. Cheers, guys. Gavardiel in six. Are you having him as... I'm having him as a centre-half. I'm having him as a centre-half. You're putting full-backs in. Okay. Yeah, why not? It's my lift. You've got two full-backs in your lift. He's naturally centre-half in fairness. Yeah, I know, but he's now a left-back. Cons are five. Gerhi, four. Who? Gerhi. Gerhi. Gerhi. Gerhi. Gerhi. Gerhi. I'm trying to say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on. Van Dyken third, Saliba second, Gabriel top. Oh, interesting. You think Gabriel's better than Saliba?

42:43This is the whole thing of last year. Everyone was like... Gabriel's not better than Saliba. It's because Saliba's better looking than him. That's why people put him... Gabriel's done his hair and done his teeth. He's still not better looking than Saliba. Saliba's gone. Right. Saliba's the best. Obviously, I am the resident centre, basically. You go next. In 10, I got Van de Ven. I think if people underrate any of you, quality. In 9, I got Chao. In 8, I got Ruben Dijs. Van de Ven. Oh, God. He can't defend. Yeah. He bloody can. And he's rapid. Defence first. I'm surprised in seven. Just because he's only played one game for Spurs.

43:10But last season, he's one of the best centre-halves in the league. Sanessi in seven. Oh, God. James Hill had a better season. Mate, it was him and Sanessi. He's so... Sanessi was quite... Sanessi's a fantastic centre-half. Yeah, but you're saying... Is he or not a fantastic centre-half? He's good, but... So he's in my list. But James Hill should be in there ahead of him then. Sanessi's a better centre-half. Oh, you can play for Spurs. They didn't buy him. He was on a free. He still got him though, didn't they? They still signed him. He can't start for him. They signed him. He will do though. He'll probably end up starting over Van Der Ven.

43:41That's why he's left on the list. No, I won't. By the way, not rating Snessy. He's like really bad ball knowledge for you lot. I'm not not rating him, but we do the top 10 centre half. Say out loud you don't rate Snessy. I do rate Snessy, but if you're going to argue about the Bournemouth centre backs, James Hill should be in ahead of him. Snessy was just... He wasn't. Hill was better than him last year. You can still have a better season So I think Sinesi's the better centre half Have you got Van Heek? Yeah Oh nice Number 6 Van Heek Alright Sorry So you've got 3 Spurs centre halves in Yeah it's crazy isn't it At the last Spurs are back They are back Van Heek is class though DC's a bad start Go on carry on No it's not 3 Tottenham centre halves I did Yeah The band of people you got above Diaz man It's crazy Van Heek in 6 5 Konza 4 Gei 3 Van Dijk 2 Gabriel 1 Saliba Saliba's best setback You haven't even got Diaz in?

44:29Yes, I have. He's in eight. Oh, so you've got him two places above me. Wow. Yep. So I actually have Diaz the highest. Shock. Wait, so who are your top three? Van Dijk three, Gabriel two, Saliba one. Saliba's best centre-back in the league. Fuck me. What's the difference between them two? Yeah. Not much. Not much. It's because he's better looking. Saliba's better on the ball. Saliba's more controlled. He's better on the ball. Gabriel can be a bit rash. Saliba's never rash. Yeah. Well, I mean, he's tamed it out. I think if you were to ask forwards who's harder to play against, I think they'd say Saliba.

44:59I don't know about that. Or the Rolls Royce. Who would you say is better at Rio and Vidic? Rio. So he had to come Vidic with that. So that backs up my point then. That still backs me. I love the old threat that Gavin invited. I think Saliba makes the game look easy. And I think players who make the game look easy are just like, it's not easy. I don't think so, but okay. Right. who wants the proper one here we go the right answer he deserves a mention the factually correct top 10 number 10 James Tarkovsky you had a go at me by the way you had an actual go at me for putting Tarkovsky Tarkovsky's not shagging he is he is why didn't you back my putt when I said he's underrated what because I'm rating nice nice I can't disagree with that you think Tarkovsky's better than Sinesi yeah and who you've mentioned I don't mind that Van der Ven I think he's better than Van der Ven.

45:54I'd sooner have James Tarkovsky in my team at centre-back than Van der Ven at Sinesi. You concede less goals. That's mad. Mate, he's defence first. That's fucking great. What are you? Kick and Eddie. Captain every minute of every day. Is he better than Bramfweight? Yeah. Injury record success, so here. Bramfweight would be better than him. Is he better than Mosquera? Yeah. I'd have Tarkovsky over Mosquera. If you had the depth at Arsenal, I think you'd take Tarkovsky. No, it depends. He couldn't play in your team. He can't pass. No, he couldn't play in the team. I don't think so but I still have him as a better centre mate Stev's better than him you're not in the league Elvede who?

46:29for Leeds yeah who did you say? Elvede he's a good centre back he's a good centre half the Swiss guy Swiss centre back Elvede he was good in the World Cup he was good in the World Cup yeah Switzerland in the class exactly he's better than Tarkowski probably he's not he is Pascal Strauch better than Tarkowski he is 100 % no he's not Vuscovic is better than him Yeah, that's true. Oh, that could be argued. I nearly put Voscovici in. You could argue Lewis Dunk is. Okay, Luke, I'm too far. Ninth Van Hecker, eighth Lacroix, seventh Ruben Diaz, criminal that everyone's put him that way. You got him one spot above me.

47:07One spot. You criminal. Out of ten. What is the charge? Say sorry, you're wrong. Stop asking me to say sorry, man. I was in criminal. It's one spot different. So therefore, you are wrong. He should be higher. Yeah, he's done you there. Sixth, Matic Chow. Fifth, Edwin Concer. Fourth, Gehi. Third, Van Dijk. Second, Saliba. And first, Gabriel. No Kusinov. No, man. You've got a better than this Kusinov agenda, bro. It's not an agenda. He's even a leader. Actually, he's better than Tarkowski. Yeah, he is. Well, yeah. We'll give that one. Reeves better than Tarkowski. Jesus. That's so unfair. Disrespect, though.

47:42I'll take it as a compliment. Top ten is crazy for Tarkowski. Is it? Yeah. It's a bit mental. No, it's not. It is. Why? Give me a count of it. Who was better last year? Because Evan concede loads of goals. Just because he gets fucking DEFCON doesn't make him a top... And because he scores a goal. And also because... He'd barely make a top 20 if I did this. Who was better last season, Sinesi or Tarkovsky? Tarkovsky. Oh, that's a roll. That's a roll. No, I don't agree with that. Sinesi was better last season. Sinesi was better than him last year. Oh, man. He was. Each their own. But yeah, there we go.

48:13Let us know who's absolutely strunk it out. Theo's got three sparse players in his list. Yeah, they're back! The Burrs are back, even though they can't keep a clean view. We've all got the unanimous top five, though. I've set the fucking idiot in the corner. I've got Kusin on fourth. You think Kusin's better than Concer? Yes. I think I'm better than Concer.

48:35And he thinks he's better than Gaye. Yeah, that's... What makes you think that he's the best? Wholeheartedly believe that. He's got more presence than Gaye. You're bonkers. Presence, more presence than Gaye. I think Gaye's probably better on the ball. Gahey's got far more presence than Kusinov I don't He's like half his size He's not as athletic as him Is there that much difference in height between them? Shall we check? Half his size I reckon Gahey's what? Let's say I reckon Gahey's 6 '1 and Kusinov's what? 6 '1 as well? 6 '2 Nah he's taller than that It can't be He's gotta be No he's not Please be 6 '3 Gahey's 6 '3 Yeah Nah yeah definitely Okay lads Here we go Kusinov is 186 centimetres 6 '1 So he's the same as fucking Gahey Mark Gahey He's wider Is 182 Yes You said half the height I didn't mean literally He has got way more presence doesn't he Like he's bigger Than Gahey We've just proven it No but you've just He is He's wider He's taller He's faster Let's check their weight He's not wider He's not wider than Mark Gahey Kusinov is Mate he's a tank Kusnov is a tank.

49:47So he's Gehi. Yeah. But he's a smaller tank. Gehi weighs between 78 and 80 kilograms. There's no way they can know their weight. There's no way. Kusnov's 86 kilos. Gotta be. Kusnov weighs 83. Yes! I fucking told you. How does that make someone wider if they're heavier? It doesn't. But he is wider. Get the width. He's heavier. Get the width. Get the width. Phil so my point was right he's got more presence than him I think Gay's probably better on the ball I'll give you that but I also think one on one defender I prefer Kusinov just because of his pace and stuff what's going on here I'm not going mad Kusinov's unbelievable he's not unbelievable he's the better half Contra is better and so is Gay here let's be honest Contra's definitely not better blasphemy I think Dias and Gay still have top two over him Dias definitely isn't What the fuck are you talking about?

50:46Do not say that name. Ruben Dias is full throttle, defence first. Yeah, he's an idiot. A great centre-back. He's an idiot. That's what he is. He's an idiot. That's so unfair on Ruben Dias. He's got an empty head. He can't be that much of an idiot. Why? I know who he is. Right, let us know in the comments who got it wrong, who got it right. If we've missed anyone out, and not bad yourself. Moving on. We're doing an all-time Premier League draft, Man City, Man United. the Manchester Derby sunshine and I've decided to do what I did last time because I built such a good team last time I'm doing it off my dome you have the worst team ever you should go off your dome you should go off your dome exactly everyone should close their phones fuck no that's why it literally says the prep domes only bro how do we do it?

51:29I reckon we let the guests go first yeah I do as well should we see who goes next no it's then it goes round we just go round I'll go last you like the two picks I go first yeah yay Ronaldo yeah obviously thanks guys yes 1-0 1-0 in early yeah that was I mean that was always going to be number one for me so I was hoping that I could I will go De Bruyne terrible Theo I'm going to go

52:02I'm going to go Roy Keane ooh ooh one of the best midfooters of all time I'm going to go with

52:14Ferdinand and there is you get two yeah I get two and then you get two you get two when it comes round to you you get two I'm going to go Ferdinand and Evra yep go on then I'm going to go Vincent Kompany nice I'll go Karl Walker now you get two I'll have David Silva and I fucked already Reeve, who did you have? Kurt Walker Yeah David Silva No What do you mean no? I thought you were looking at mine You little tinker David Silva You tinker And Rooney Rooney! Rooney! Rooney! Rooney Fuck I will then go I'm going top heavy Oh shit, man You know what? Full backs are hard I'll go Harland Nice I'm going to go Gary Neville You bastard Yeah Nice man Yeah fuck off Okay I'm going to go Raphael Go Raphael Fabio Fabio I'm going to go Makeda

53:26Mate I've got to get a right back Because there's none I'm going to go Zabaleta Fucking hell I'll go Zabaleta And then give me

53:39I've just realised I've got Harvon and LeBron, mate, it's done I'll go Beckham I'm going to go Aguero, guys I will go We will rock you Did you say company, didn't you? Yep I'll go Nemanja No, you get two I'll have Denny Serwin Yeah, nice, mate Covers both, doesn't he? Watched much of him, did you? Loved him One of my favourite Player growing up Dennis Irwin He'd retired By the time You were born Not true John Stones I was going to say I wanted to pick him Just to wind you up Why was that a first Pick for you mate Because I thought I could get away With him for a bit I'm trying to play Tactically Breathe Get fucking away with it I'll go I'll go Yapstam Bastard I've got two centre backs Let's fucking go Hey

54:37Get into it boys Oh mate This team is actually unreal I'm going to go I'm going to go Five players I'm going to go Ryan Giggs How do I get a go for ages I'm trying to Okay I'm going to have to Get some teams People here That's why she go off dome I'm going to go with Off dome Off dome I'm going to go Fucking cheap Cantona And Robin Van Persie I thought you'd go RVP. That's twice in a row. I love Van Verde. Yeah.

55:12Uh-oh. Are we talking like careers or their career at the club? It's got to be performances at the club. You can't just pick someone that's like hopped in, hopped out. Oh, really? Yeah, you can pick them if you want, but it'll be a shit bit. People will judge you for the time at the club. So I can't go Lampard then? No, you can. You definitely can. No, you can. No, I'll go Rodri. Oh, God. Yeah, that's an interesting decision. Going Rodry? No, as in like the fact you suggested Lundry. Well, I didn't know whether it was like career or like at the time of the club. No, it's like footballer at the club.

55:48I'll go.

55:52Yeah, of course. Skull. No. No. I can't believe Skull's only just gone. I was filling my defence up, to be fair. Now I can move forward. I'll have Yahya Ture Yeah love it mate That is so mega That's me Class from you French Michael Class from you Not Elano Who? Go on then Reeve Who? Elano Elano Elano Elano Elano Elano You won't know that Not got a clue mate I'll go Speaking gibberish Let's go Van der Sar And take some Some of the keepers Off the table Oh There's one Because it's really struggling Yeah Have you got David Silva Someone got David Silva I've got David Silva You've got David Silva You've got De Bruyne Yeah I've got Harland and De Bruyne Yes I have Who shall have my number 10 I genuinely think this team Doesn't get beaten I've only got 6 players My number 10 Let's Trent Trent in midfield You didn't play That's why it's funnier Could go O 'Reilly and Cam Come on Come on Theodore It's a jerky What would be wrong with that I'm taking them Jerky and lampshade in the middle Lampshade?

57:14Lampard Come on I'm thinking In the ten Stop googling Stop chat GPD I'm going to get Sterling in the team no on the right just in case okay I'm going to go Bruno Fernandes and oh what a pick oh shit oh what a pick you said Kevin De Bruyne and then you just went Sterling yeah Sterling on the wings I'm going to go yes he's definitely in my Bruno Fernandes and Carrick oh but which one's more of a legend throwback oh it's back to me innit shit yeah um what is going on out there? Our cars are just getting absolutely our cars are getting destroyed. I'm going to go

58:10let's go

58:16oh no. Anytime today mate. Yeah this is a joke. Come on. Yeah I'm thinking. It's because you can't remember anymore. You're on a timer. 10. Oh, that's awful. Nine. Oh, no, this is actually pissing me out. Seven. Six. Oh, shit. Five. Oh, yeah, I'd just go Bernardo Silva. Oh, that's pretty good, actually. Mahrez. Yeah. I'll have Van Nistelrooy. Rude.

58:44And Fernandinho. No! Yes! That's actually a bit naughty from you, that one. Oh, that's ruined my life. I will go. You've ruined my life. Oh, no. I'm stuck. 100 % back. Let's go. Guardiol. Theo? I'm going to go. The obvious. The obvious one. Which, you got John Stones? Yeah. There's none left. Vidi's been taken. Yeah. They're all gone. They're all gone, mate. Are they all gone? You're fine. All the centre-backs are gone. You are fine. Except for... Richards. Michael Richards. That's right, mate. Well, I'm going to... Craig Brown? Yeah, good shout. Come on, pick a player. Okay, I'm going to go for...

59:47You're already laughing. Because I know he's going to be bad. Come on! Oh, let's go for... No, John Snow's been taken. Oh, my God. This is actually horrible. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Ruben Diaz. What player of the season? Play and see him, Ruben Diaz. Right, I'm going to go... Yes. I mean, yeah, I've already got my centre-backs. I'm going to take Sane. Oh, no. And I'm going to take... I'll go with Gary Pallister. Baller. You watch much of him, have you? Really fast. And he got a really good package. Ooh. You ever seen that clip? And he's bald. What? No, he wasn't. He is now.

1:00:45Gary Pallister's bald now? Yeah. Is he? Yeah. Look at him. But he's bald. I swear he is I think I think he is no he's not he's got a full head of hair oh yeah he's got a full head of hair fuck it's because his hair was white I couldn't see through yeah see through air he's stalling by the way because he's yeah I know he's forgetting about the fact that no I'm not forgetting well no in goal mate I've got Joe Hart well done buddy fucking come on right Reeve I will go with Is these all your last picks? No. I've got one pick left. I've got two. Phillip. I'll go Phil. Little Phil. God. I thought you said Phil Neville.

1:01:32No, no. Cal. Laporte.

1:01:38And Kolarov. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. My defence haunts. I will finish it with... I've kind of got three eights here, but I don't really mind that. Gunnar one. this is time at the club innit my left foot I'm going to go Luke Shaw to finish my team off I'll go I'll go De Gea oh great show we've got some good interesting teams and some shit I tell you like that wasn't as like got down to some shit in the end innit yeah right my team is David De Gea Pablo Zabaleta Gary Pallister

1:02:18Rio Ferdinand Patrice Evra and then I've gone 4-4-2. I thought you'd think about Bruce or something. Oh, it's me, Bruce. Man, Palisade was better than Bruce. Watch much of me, yeah? Premier League years, mate. Oh, right. Every fucking week. Without fail. Go on, Gary. Go on. Middlesbrough legend as well. Yeah, Ferdinand Everett. Then I've got Beckham, Carrick, Bruno Fernandes, Sane, Cantanov and Percy. You're a 4-4-2. Your midfield's crap. Yeah, your midfield is shit. Beckham, Carrick, Bruno Fernandes and Sane? Bruno in midfield. Yeah, but what you could have got out of that. Yeah, that is rubbish.

1:02:52You ever see Bruno play in the eight? Yeah, he's class. No, he wasn't. I had no one else. He was not in the eight. Everyone was saying, why do you think Amarin got fired, mate? Because he was playing Bruno in the eight. Yeah, it was a joke. Yeah, your team's shit, bro. Who's up front? Canton on Van Persie. That's 60 goals. Oh, man. Honestly. It could be the worst. Wait until we're gallops Hold on Am I next? Yes Schmeichel Yeah Good start Great start Nice Collar of Laporte Stones Irwin Whoa Guys No but Over the age of like 30 33 I was going to say Dennis Irwin was incredible Yeah Irwin was class So was Pallister And Stones Stones were one of the best Yeah but we don't know And as ever You don't know that You don't know that No you don't You've not watched Steve Bruce Play a single night in minutes of football He's not in my team.

1:03:48Or Gary Pallister. Or Gary Pallister. I have. You've watched a single 90-minute football, man. I have. A whole 90-minute football. Liverpool, yeah. What game? Loads of Man United games from the early 90s. 90 minutes? All 90 minutes? Yeah. There's that game when they won in the last minute. It was Chef Wednesday. You're watching Man United in the 90s full night. On what channel? During COVID, they played loads of old games. That's not a crazy thing. Theo, some people do enjoy watching football. You do know that. Oh, you're getting defensive because you're angry and you've been showing up. I'm not angry.

1:04:18Huh? Yeah, that's not 90 minutes. He said 90 minutes. Apparently that's not enough to know Palace who was a good player. You thought I said Steve Bruce? I'd never pick that potato head. He's 20. Steve Bruce is a fraud to football. Absolute disrespect. Go on, then. Anyway, what was your... Anyway, in my field, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, David Silva. Yeah, that's good. Rooney in 10. That's fucking good. Rooney in 10. Rooney and David Silva in the 10. You're playing an arrow 4-4-2? Exactly that. Yeah, yeah, nice. And then I've got Ronaldo and Van Nistel right front. Yeah, that's a fucking good team.

1:04:52Pretty good, to be fair. Fuck me. Your defence is shit, but it's a very good team. Yeah, two tens is going to dodge, yeah. I can just control the game at middle-counter. Yeah, I'll understand. Actually, even this is just fucking juicy. Van der Saran goal. Back four of Walker, Vidic, Japsam and Gavardio. Yeah, that's fucking insane. Gundogan, Scholes, Kevin De Bruyne. Yeah. Mahrez, Haaland, Phil Foden. Let's argue with that. Ooh, Foden on the left. We all know that don't work. outside Haaland anyway. Foden on the left don't work. We all know it. Never has, never will. Gets bad at the top. Carl's better than that.

1:05:21Yeah, thanks mate. Cheers. I agree. I agree with that as well. You chose Foden when you could have had gigs. No, he didn't. He was taking like third. You just make things up. He just makes things up. Do you think if gigs was on the table I wouldn't have put a phone at left wing? Weird. Right, well this is the worst. Here we go. No, it's not. I've got a Ballon d 'Or winner. A genius at work. What have we got? Have you got Ballon d 'Or in yours? No, you don't. Hold that. Joe Hart and goal. Nice. Yeah. Back four of Gary Neville, Vincent Company, Ruben Diaz and Luke Shaw. Diaz and Luke Shaw. Manchester City player of the season.

1:05:58Gary. Luke Shaw was one of the best full backs in Premier League history. True. What? That's true. Left back, should we? No, he's not. Of course he is. No, he's fucking not. How many above him then? Carry on. How many above him? I don't know. I'd have to think. But he's not. I don't want to give you anything feel. Irwin. Nicky Shorey. Nicky Shorey. Robertson. Luke Shorey's inconsiderate. My old man. Of course he's one of the best left backs. Stop disrespecting Luke Shore like this. Think of what he did in 2021 for that first minute. Yeah. I think I'm getting angry. Oh, no. Roy Keane, Rodri, Bernardo Silva.

1:06:33Attacking. 2-6. It's just sitting. Oh, that's attacking. Bernardo Silva. That's attacking. Roy Keane is a run as well. Bernardo Silva in the table. Hey, hey, they're going to score some goals for them. Just setting up to win 1-0. Tell you what, they're going to score some goals, eh? I'll do it. They did last year. I'm winning games, mate. You're fucking... You can't score on the left-hand side. Foden will get the ball on the left. You can't score on the left-hand side? Yeah, you're a one-dimensional side. All down the right. De Bruyne and Haaland would get free a game in this team. Yeah, he'd pass it to Foden on the left to kick it out for throwing.

1:07:03Oh, kick it out for throwing, man. All the defensiveness about Luke Shaw, you've just said Foden can't actually play football. Yes. Right. Sterling, Aguero, Giggs, quality. That's a well-good team. It's better than your fucking shit. Probably is. Probably is, but Kals is the best. Cheers. I think Reeves is the best. No, it's not. KDB Harland? I think it is. No. You know there's 11 players? Yeah, no. I don't need nine more. That's pretty much it. I don't need nine more. I've got four-man City midfield. You're playing 4-2-2-2-2. And? Runeo Ronaldo, Van Nistelreuf. Where's the defence? Yeah, his front two is better than mine.

1:07:37Where's the defence? I've got young John. I don't need him. Where is the defence in the midfield? To be fair, he's got Irwin Stones. Who's your midfield? Fernandinho. You've got colour of it wrong. David Silva, Rooney. Have you got colour of it wrong? I am, I just put it in wrong. I didn't know where I was going to put Irwin Stout. You've got colour of it right. That's how a proper manager thinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean. Love it. Well, let us know in the comments who had the best and worst team. Yeah, because you love that. Yeah, you love doing that, don't you guys? You love it, don't you? And while you do it, come on, take your shorts off.

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