Choosin' Texas with Bobby Pulido

23:28All right, we're going to have more news in a bit, but we have a game first. And we're back. We come from the land of California to study your ways. Brisket, solar power, plastic straws.

23:46There is much for us to learn, but where Texas truly stands apart these days is in your main renewable resource, shocking political scandals. And so it's time for a game we're calling Two Scandals and a Lie, Remember the Alibi.

24:04Here's how it works. I'm going to read my boys here about three scandals, two of which are real, one of which we made up. You have to identify the lie. Here we go. First up, A, stole a$1 ,000 Montblanc pen from a security bin at a courthouse metal detector and was caught on video. Next, B, said while purchasing ham for target practice was expensive, it was still cheaper than a homeless person while firing a gun at a ham. Or C, once gave a sermon at his own church in which he revealed his struggle to forgive Jesus for being Jewish.

24:39Jon Favreau:Oh my God. Which did we make up? I'm guessing B, but it's believable. Is all of the above not an option? No, it is not. These are sincere. There's no tricks. Okay. I kind of think it's the church one. But I don't know. Dan? Decide. The ham is just so specific. Have you been inside Levitt's Brain recently? Let's go with the church That's right, that is the one we made up The ham, obviously Ken Paxton is the pen The ham was Brandon Herrera for Texas 23rd In a YouTube video So he stole the ham to shoot at the ham? No, no, he purchased the ham He bought the ham, shot the ham Shooting the ham was fine It was the homeless person Poor use of ham, but sure Next up, called on his social media followers to vote in a poll asking whether Jews or Muslims are the bigger threat to America.

25:35B, posted a late night video of himself railing against the perverted left, recorded what was from very clearly inside a strip club. Or C, said that a gun rage's dummy's empty head was full of mush, much like the average Austin feminist. Ooh. I think some of them are here. I feel like these are all Brendan Herrera, right? Yeah, it sounds like it. The first one I know is right. I don't know about the next two. What do you think? Is it the strip club or is it the mushy-headed Austin feminist?

26:11Jon Favreau:I'm guessing he wasn't streaming from a strip club, so I'll say that was fake. That's correct. Okay. Actually, the poll between bigger threat Jews or Muslims was Texas Railroad Commissioner candidate Beau French. I mix those two up sometimes. And yes, the Austin feminist comment was from Brandon Herrera. Next up. Oh, bonus question. Bonus question. Herrera filmed himself firing a gun at bottles of ranch dressing and after they exploded, rubbing ranch dressing on himself and declaring that the ranch would make him irresistible to whom? Who would be irresistible to a ranch-covered Brandon Herrera?

26:56The answer Fat bitches Don't I'm just reading it Don't boo vote That was a good Yeah don't boo vote Next up Use campaign donations To pay for his wife's Hair extensions Horse breeder And psychic visits In a social media post Asked If you believe Harris's policies Are better for Americans Than Trump's policies You are is the poll, ignorant, a liar, retarded, or gay. Or C, was impeached in part over$20 ,000 worth of kitchen countertops. Kitchen countertops. Corrupt kitchen countertops. I think that's right. Which is it? What do you think? I guess an A. I don't even remember what A was. It was the donations for the psychic.

27:48And you're right. It was Beau French with the poll. And it was Ken Paxton, who the House articles allege that Austin real estate developer Nate Paul paid for those countertops. Wow. I bet they were fucking ugly, too. Well, French really loves doing these polls, huh? Yeah. Yeah, he just wants to get a vibe check on the people. And that's two scandals and a lie, colon, remember the alibi.

28:20Wow. All right. Well, Texas isn't the only place freaking out Republicans right now. We are now a little over five weeks from Election Day. And here's the latest headline from the best in the business forecasters at Cook Political Report. GOP on track to lose House majority as 15 race ratings shift toward Dems. That was today.

28:45Here we go. Standing ovation for the Cook Political Report, for those of you listening.

28:50Jon Favreau:Dave Wasserman fans here. Okay, so they say that the most likely outcome at this point is that Democrats pick up anywhere from 5 to 15 House seats, which even at the low end would mean no more Speaker Mike Johnson.

29:09Dan, it seems like this is where money really makes the difference at the end of a campaign like this, where suddenly there's a bunch of seats potentially in play that neither side really thought were going to be the most competitive districts. If you are sitting at the DCCC right now or an affiliated super PAC, how are you making decisions about where to invest in the final stretch, knowing that you can't do everything?

29:38Jon Favreau:Yeah, you can tell the Republicans know the House is gone because they've moved much of their money to districts that Trump won by 10 to 15 points. So there's three districts that Trump won by 15 points that they're investing in right here in Texas. They're doing all across the country. And the goal here is not to preserve the majority. It's to limit the size of the Democratic majority to make it easier for them to potentially get it back in 2028 or 2030. So this is where having basically unlimited money matters because it allows Republicans to play in a whole bunch of races to shore them off that Democrats cannot.

30:09Jon Favreau:We do not have that money. So Democrats have to be incredibly disciplined about how to do it. And it's like, we want to win as many seats as possible. We want the largest majority possible. It allows us to do the most stuff. It also sends the most powerful message to the country, the post-Trump Republican Party, to the CEOs, law firms, media companies who have kowtowed to Trump that politics has changed in America. But Hakeem Jeffries is speaker, whether we have a one-seat majority or a 50-seat majority. And so you have to be very disciplined in how you spend your money. And if I was there, the way I would think about it is, I think you can assume that given this political environment, Democrats will win all nine seats that Kamala Harris won.

30:51Jon Favreau:They currently have Republicans. And some of those are, we're already going by a lot because they're the seats in California that Gavin Newsom redistricted. And then as you think about where are you going to place your bets in other races around the country? There's a number of seats, I think it's 11, that are in districts that Trump won by less than five points. And some of those are, he won by like 0.1%, like or.02 % like in Virginia 2 or Virginia 1, I can't remember which. And so where I would place my bets is I would look very heavily at districts of the following kind. One with large Latino populations.

31:23Jon Favreau:This is where there's the greatest possible swing in the electorate. So I would look very, obviously invest a lot here in Texas, but also in Florida. Because prior, up until a few weeks ago, you'd seen this real split between how the Latino vote around the country was performing and how it was performing in Florida. But that has changed basically since gas prices went even higher. And so now there are districts like Florida 27 and Florida 13 that were thought to be likely Republican that are now very well within play. Florida 27 is Mary Elvira Salazar who ran the ad attacking Trump over immigration.

31:54Jon Favreau:Then I would look at some of these districts in the south that have large black populations. I really do think one of the driving things here is going to be a huge surge in black turnout as a response to the Supreme Court just eliminating potentially a third of the Congressional Black Caucus. And then you want to, I really think that, and this is counterintuitive, but I think you're going to make some real ground in rural districts like North Carolina too, where it is rural areas, which is why Iowa's on the map, Ohio's on the map this time, and frankly why Texas is on the map, is that the rural parts of this country that have been the most pro-Trump have been hammered the most by the trade wars, tariffs, the agriculture policy where Trump's response to high beef prices was to import beef from Argentina, which tends to make American ranchers not particularly happy.

32:38Jon Favreau:And then diesel, right? The cross-field, like the agriculture economy runs on diesel, and$7 diesel is crushing these people. So I think there's some real opportunities in some districts. This is why we have a couple districts in Iowa that are in play. It's the North Carolina Convention. You've got to just pick your opportunities because we can't play everywhere because we have so little money compared to the Republicans. I think those spending restraints compared to the opportunity are why you're starting to hear some sort of operatives and candidates It's like voicing concern and frustration that some of the traditional like big, big donors to the Democratic Party are not viewing this as the generational opportunity that it could be.

33:12Jon Favreau:Because I was talking to someone today who was like, let me paint for you the like extreme optimistic picture, which is Democrats are not only winning on the generic ballot. But if you look at the top, like most salient issues, we are crushing in those areas as well, which was not the case in 2024. right? When Republicans made immigration really salient, Democrats were viewed as on the wrong side of it, and we were getting hammered. Then there's the Latino vote element that you talked about. And then if you look at the special and off-year elections and the Democratic over-performance, it's like 14 points on average as compared to 2024, and it's held.

33:51Jon Favreau:And that over-performance is better than 17 and 18. And so in a scenario where the results on election day look more like the overperformance in those specials, which we all stipulate is a different electorate and they're weird and whatever, but if it does, it is like truly a historic opportunity to win statewide races, congressional races, down ballot, up and down. And it just feels like a moment when all the biggest donors in the party should be pushing all their chips in the table as aggressively as possible and not holding back for, I don't know what reason, Trump bothering them? Yeah, I think there has been a huge shift in the funding approach in the large donor community since 2024.

34:33Jon Favreau:Part of it is people still angry about how that election went and feeling like they won a billion dollars on fire in that election, which is a fair quibble in some ways. And then there are a lot of people who are very afraid of being targeted by Trump. Like, just that your business is going to be targeted, you're going to have all of a sudden, the FBI is going to show up at your door, you're going to have regulatory scrutiny you wouldn't have before, and so that has limited the money. You're exactly right, Tommy, because the average polling error on the generic ballot in a House race is about three points.

35:06Jon Favreau:And there's a very real possibility it is three points in the right direction, where you're looking at one of the largest swings in American history, something where Democrats could pick up races we've never even thought possible. We've been using 2006 as the most relevant example of an election because it's an unpopular president, unpopular war, all of that. But it very well could be a little more like 94, where everything changes, where it's a realigning election. And the other, I mean, you were saying earlier that, you know, if Keem Jeffries is speaker, he's speaker. And it doesn't matter if there's like another 10, 15, 20 seats, Trump's still president.

35:40But the important thing is to not just look at what this means for the next two years, but to look at 28 and beyond. Because if this is an opportunity to win a bunch of House seats that Democrats couldn't win in a normal year because the environment's so bad for Republicans, and we pick up a whole bunch of seats and then win the presidency in 2028, then that's going to make it more likely for that Democratic president to actually be able to pass a real agenda through Congress because we got all these seats in 2026, knowing that in 2032, then you have a typical midterm year that the party in power loses seats.

36:15And so you're building up more seats now. Not to mention the possibility of picking up Senate seats in places that in a more typical year we'd have no chance of getting, right? Like all the doomer version of this shift, right, is there is this shift in places that have been hurt the most, right, in places like Iowa, Kansas. People are talking about Nebraska, right? But if we almost win those places while kind of doing as well as 2006 and a bunch of other places, we don't get extra credit at the end for having not picked up those seats in this one moment where we had the chance.

36:47Jon Favreau:The Senate matters even more because you get it for six years. you get to live through when the wave recedes. So, yeah.

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39:37Well, let's talk about the Cinemap. Republicans started the cycle, you know, hoping to hold North Carolina and beat John Ossoff in Georgia. And now their campaign committee is asking donors just recently for$9 million in emergency money to defend Alaska, Iowa, Ohio. Cook also moved Kansas where J.D. Vance was sent to campaign from likely Republican to lean Republican. Send him three more times. I know. And South Carolina, they moved from solid Republican to likely Republican. Republican Senator John Kennedy, who's been campaigning in Iowa and Nebraska, told Reuters that six months ago, he never imagined he'd be spending his time campaigning in states like these because they should be, quote, fat guy layups.

40:28Does anyone know what that means? That was my question. It's when you don't jump. Yeah, you don't have a good jump. You kind of just lay it in. You don't have a big vertical leap because of your heaviness. Does that make it easy? Right. No, that's the question.

40:41Jon Favreau:It's supposed to be easy is what he's saying. Yeah. And a fat guy doing a layup is not necessarily easy. That was my question. You know what? I don't know. Anyway. Now, Tommy, Dan and I talked about this on yesterday's show, but, you know, the New York Times polls show Susan Collins ahead three points in Maine, Democrats in Michigan and New Hampshire are ahead, but still underperforming the generic ballot. How do you reconcile those two pictures of the Senate map where Cook is moving all these red state races towards Democrats, but then we saw those polls. We got the fat guy layups and a dual-estad dunk.

41:19Jon Favreau:What I like about John Kennedy is he had to get degrees from Vanderbilt, UVA, and Oxford to sound that folksy. You know that about him? Yeah. If you go look at old videos of John Kennedy are amazing because it wasn't his voice. He really learned the folksy thing later. He's just a really smart guy. Yeah, no, he's like, I'm Yosemite Sam accent thing. I think, you know, the states that came out, the concerning polling were, let's start with Maine and New Hampshire. Maine, like Susan Collins, has overperformed in a bunch of elections. She may very well do so again. She's a known quantity there. She drives us crazy, but they like her.

41:56Jon Favreau:Also, Maine and New Hampshire, like Dan talked about this historic swing of Latino voters that we're seeing nationwide and that's showing up in these polls. Maine and New Hampshire are like two of the whitest states in the nation, literally. So you're just not going to see that demographic shift showing up there. Old too. Old too. And then, you know, Michigan, I think, is a little more complicated of a story. You've got Abdul Asayyad emerging from a primary where$70 million worth of attack ads were dumped on his head and that obviously left a mark. You have got a candidate in Abdul who is pretty progressive and a state that has in recent years been more purple or swingy.

42:33Jon Favreau:And maybe there's a bit of a penalty there. Although you also see Abdul winning on issues like Medicare for all, like 60 % majority support Medicare for all. And then just old school Islamophobia could be a piece of it. You guys, I'm sure, were forced to endure the midterm mini convention here in Dallas. Their entire focus when they talked about Abdul was to basically blame him for 9-11 and, you know, accuse him of being a terrorist. So it's just gross. He was 14, I think. Yeah, he was literally 16 years old. And so, you know, we'll see if those things add up to significant headwinds for him on election day or if you know maybe it's temporary maybe it's maybe it's gone but i think those are the factors um one update on another senate story from this week uh so the reaction to the new york times story about mary peltola's alleged poor treatment of her staff offensive language forced chameleon feeding uh that's not like a weird euphemism like feeding her pet chameleon The crickets, you know, feed the crickets to the chameleon Anyway, the reaction has been considerably less Pearl clutchy from Democrats Than you might have expected Even a couple years ago Here's a good example from Arizona Senator Ruben Gallego When he was asked about this Also a combat veteran And he said, quote When I was 25, I had a really bad boss He made me run across an open fucking field Of raking machine gun fire to breach a door

44:08That's great Meanwhile, Peltola's opponent Republican Senator Dan Sullivan Called the allegations very disturbing A character issue And the Republican Campaign Committee Called her dangerous and unhinged Stupid Love it, how about those fucking snowflakes, huh? That's amazing What do you make of the muted reaction? Like, signs of growth? Just desperate to win? A little bit of both? Yeah, sure Look, I think there was a moment where, especially when people were in their homes and there was a lot of toxic online culture, people were afraid to say what they thought, which is like, do I think it's great if a boss calls an employee a f***?

44:47No, but I think the Senate's more important. But now we're like, no, the stakes are too high. And we've just been through too many rounds of this. and the fact that there are people that would be working for a Democratic member of Congress who may have been rude and mean at the darkest moment in her life, by the way, like after experiencing incredible tragedy, and then six weeks before an election to leak that to the Times. It is a privilege to pretend you don't have to think about the stakes. Everybody has to think about the stakes. And whether or not Donald Trump can appoint right-wing anti-choice judges for two years, whether or not we have genuine investigations in the Senate, Like, these are the stakes in the election.

45:27And there's not a gay guy from Austin to underneath the docks in Provincetown who wouldn't be happily called a c***ing guzzling f***er to have a Democratic Senate. Just a mincing, butt-munching ass pirate. And if we have to get Mary Peltola, honestly, we could knight her. Go to find the gayest f***ing person you can find in the state of Texas, in the state of Alaska. Have her kneel and have a sword Go to both sides And say you may call us Wherever the fuck you want Mary Peltola If you win this seat

46:08Anyway if you're listening Mary Peltola come on Pod Save America That'll help That'll help in the home stretch You have to feed her lizard And you're mad Then quit or shut up It's also just like If it was a dog, no one would have said anything. It's just because it was a chameleon and they ate crickets.

46:28Jon Favreau:I had lizards growing up. It's not hard. You give them like one cricket a week. They're fine. What kind of lizards did you have, Tommy? A bunch, man. What were they called? No, they weren't really chameleons. Anyway, they were cool. You let them go in the yard. They'd free range for a summer. Later on, subscribers will get a chance to hear about Tommy's lizards. Yes, that is a subscriber benefit. Cricket.com slash friends. I can't believe Mary Peltola won't come on Pod Save America. It was shocking You'll be seeing Lovett fish with her soon Finally Before we bring Bobby Polito on In case you were all wondering What critical issues The world's two biggest superpowers And competitors focused on During Chinese President Xi's Visit to Washington The answer is Donald Trump's home renovations Trump gave Xi A personal tour of his Brand new White House helipad And then told reporters that Xi has a, quote, great interest in granite, loves granite.

47:28Then at the state dinner, Trump went off script to invite Xi and the entire room, the entire dinner, to, after dinner was over, walk behind the curtain and become, quote, the first people to step foot on the ballroom construction site. Very exciting. Which we learned this week from the Washington Post was not originally designed with sufficient emergency exits and fire containment measures. What? But when the original architect pointed out that the ballroom wouldn't meet building codes, Trump reportedly said, I am the code. That's real. Tommy, a lot of places we could go with this. Yeah. What do you think she thinks of Donald Trump?

48:12Jon Favreau:He's just, he thinks he's a clown. The whole thing was so embarrassing. Usually a bilateral meeting between two great superpowers has like a purpose or an outcome that you're preparing to get to um this one was a joke like they just they they continue to punt the trade war they didn't really figure out anything real about artificial intelligence um super intelligence super intelligence that's how i know trump tried to curry favor with xi by by with all this protocol and pomp and circumstances to include meeting him at the airport which like chinese are big on protocol. And I can just assure you that that made them think that Trump looked like subservience.

48:54I didn't go to LAX to pick up my wife. No one. Don Jr. is like, oh, you're going to pick up G at the airport. Cool. Yeah, for sure. No. But all those years you pick me up from camp,

49:06Jon Favreau:dad. The one time Obama met someone at the airport was the Pope and he reports to a higher power, as we all know. So like it kind of made sense in that context. The whole meeting was a joke. Trump looks like an absolute clown in front of Xi. Xi's got him over a barrel with like rare earths and all these like trade issues. And so the whole thing was just stupid. He's got a thing for commies. Yeah, he does. Xi, McDonny. That's just Trump's kink. All right. When we come back, we'll be talking to Texas Democratic House candidate Bobby Polito.

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52:00He's running against a Trump-backed Republican in Texas's 15th district in one of the most competitive races in the country. Could determine control of the House. He's also won a couple of Latin Grammys. Please welcome Bobby Pulido.

52:25Thank you for being here. Sorry, the Catholic came out in me. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. It's me. I'm Jewish too. We're fine. Congratulations. Totally fine. So Trump won handily in this district in 2024. But something is changing. Your race is one of the races, I believe, that got moved to the toss-up category. Yes. And your opponent, in a recent leaked audio, said of a poll, Oh, sweet Lord Jesus, that's not good. What are you hearing from voters about why people who may have voted for Trump are sort of turning away from him and his allies? Okay, there's two questions there. That part where she said that was like really early in the year.

53:28It's gotten a lot worse since then. But I'll tell you, you know, people don't like getting lied to. How about a novel idea there, right? They said there was going to be no new wars. And now when they put gas and diesel now that's$6 a gallon, they're reminded that they got lied to. Still waiting for a health care plan since 2017. It's been one lie after the other, really. The only thing that he can probably hang his hat is that the border is secure. But now there's no chaos on the border. It's chaos in the streets. And there's people really living in fear down there. You know, the Rio Grande Valley is 94 % Hispanic.

54:08And now that they allowed them to racial profile based on, you know, race or language, imagine what that does to a community. Any community, I don't care which one that's living in fear cannot function properly. And people are really angry. You got to understand a lot of these voters were voting Republican because of, you know, Chamber of Commerce Republicans, lower tax cuts. they're finding out right now that those policies are actually bad for business. And that's the biggest break that I've seen. I think people right now, both parties are not popular because nobody represents the people. And we ran with a platform based on, I'm not here for the party, I'm here for you.

54:53And does that mean that, I don't think people fit into the heterodoxy of either party, especially Hispanics. So, speaking of what's been happening with ICE, your opponent was originally very supportive of the Trump immigration crackdown, back cuts to Medicaid, back the huge increase in funding for ICE and detention centers. She's now running ads about getting someone out of detention, the detention she voted to increase by billions and billions of dollars. It's amazing what happens when they think they're going to lose. Right. What was your reaction to that? What is your response to her claim that she's sort of been looking out for people that have been grabbed by ice?

55:39Oh gosh, it's completely disingenuous. I mean, everything started like right after I won the primary. There was a group of mariachis and a couple of kids that got, that had gone, she took them to Washington to go play for her. and she was actually like showing a selfie. Look, I'm here with mariachi kids. And then they got detained and they asked her to go help them. And she said, there's nothing that she could do. So on a Saturday, I called her out for her hypocrisy. I showed the video. And by Monday, she hauled out, I'm not lying, a big podium out at the detention center and pulled one of them out like as if she was Joaquin Castro.

56:22I would have never thought if you had told me in 2024 that a Republican would be out there saying, look what I'm doing for the immigrants. I would have told you you're crazy. But she absolutely wants to have it both ways. And you can't. Now, we're going to play a game in a moment. But one last question, which is you've talked about sort of people feeling dissatisfied with both parties. One of the challenges, it seems, is you're dealing with a caricature people might have of somebody running as a Democrat. First of all, what does that feel like to you? And what are the questions you get about that?

56:57And then how do you go against that? Just honest. I mean, there is a caricature. But, you know, you got to understand, like, they gerrymandered the district so much that for a long time, the Democrats would not go campaign in these rural areas because they could win it with a vote in the RGV, in the Rio Grande Valley. So we were kind of negligent in not going and showing up. I'm not making that same mistake. We've gone to every single county, the reddest counties, counties that don't have a Democratic Party. And the people need to trust you and you can't show up with three months or with a commercial to earn their vote.

57:34And the polling shows that it's been working because we're actually showing up. And I think that's the secret. That's the secret sauce is we got to get out there. It's a lot of work. We're not going to win an election based on commercials or mailers.

57:48Jon Favreau:probably doesn't hurt that you played concerts in a lot of places well before you were ever in politics that must be nice look um that's the foot in the door but it doesn't close it i mean it absolutely there's a lot of people that want to know like are you uh you know the scary democrat that we keep hearing about and you got to show them that i just want you to have affordable health care i you know i want you to i want people to be able to live their life without fear and once they hear that, they're like, well, I agree with that. Well, so do I. And so it's not that hard to be honest with you.

58:24The one thing I don't do is I don't go shame them for how they voted. We don't talk about the past. We're looking at the future and we're running that kind of race. We're running against somebody that's really trying to, the same old smear tactics. They call me a quinceanera singer, right? Like on primary night and like trying to be like Trump. and we got invited to over a thousand quinceaneras in one day.

58:50And no, I'm serious. Like we've had 5 ,000 invites since and we've done 75 of them. That's amazing. Yeah. And we actually send them, you know, we ask, we have one ask. Can we have volunteers there to sign people up? And they go, yeah. That's our grassroots movement. That's awesome. Nice. Well, you've graciously agreed to stick around for a game. Austin, bring out the game hat.

59:23Wow.

59:29So, Texas. We love it here. And even though there are some interlopers who are trying to turn Austin into the godforsaken love child of Nashville and San Francisco.

59:41You said it, I didn't. No, I'm just kidding. It still rules. I got a giant plate of brisket last night, and they just threw some extra on there for fun, and maybe because there was some sadness in my eyes because Tommy didn't come with me. And even though I was stuffed, I got a dipped cone on my way back, and then I died, and then I saw Mitch McConnell, and now I'm here. For a game we're calling Choose in Texas or Cowboy Up. Here's how it works. We have questions in this hat For Bobby Polito Each of us will reach in and grab a question They're either ors And it's rapid fire You just gotta go with your gut Are you ready?

1:00:18I'm ready John, you wanna kick it off? Yeah, sure Try to get through as many as we can Beef brisket or pork ribs? Brisket Tear down the Trump ballroom Or leave it up and host a massive Record-breaking quinceañera there in 2029 What? Are we going to tear down the Trump ballroom or leave it up and you'll host a quinceañera there during the night? We'll tear that mother down. Okay. Nice.

1:00:45Jon Favreau:California or New York? Oh. Oh. I hate you. New York. Nice. If you hated him, you're going to hate me. Greg Abbott or Beau French?

1:01:03Why? Oh, my God. It's like gonorrhea or syphilis, right? That's a good answer.

1:01:14Bajo sexto or tolo loche? Ooh, bajo sexto. All right. Yeah, that's a good one. J.D. Vance or Marco Rubio?

1:01:28Neither, but Marco Rubio if I had to pick. Yeah, that's the right answer. Aggies or Longhorns?

1:01:38I have a UT son right now. Hook them horns, man. That's right. Yeah. All right. That was easy. Houston or Dallas? I'm a Houston Texan fan.

1:01:55Texas sheet cake or pecan pie? I don't even know what the first one was. What was that? Texas sheet cake? Never heard of that. I haven't either. I'm from the Valley. Excuse me, man. What do you guys think? Did you say cheesecake or sheet cake? Sheet cake. Sheet cake. I've never heard of that. Pecan pie. Pecan better? What do you guys think? Oh, people want the sheet cake answer. Ken Paxton or Beau French? They're different. Really, man? Shit. Gosh. No, man. That's Paxton, right? Yeah. I mean Over both French

1:02:36Jon Favreau:Yeah over both French For sure It's a tough choice Yeah it's a tough choice Dan or someone named John

1:02:45That's not I wrote this And that is not what it said I said I punched you up Dan or Tommy Go with your gut

1:02:56Well Tommy You were the first one To interview me on podcast Oh there we go Fair enough

1:03:01Jon Favreau:Fair enough Grammys or Latin Grammys oh gosh I have two Latin Grammys I don't have a Grammy Grammy there you go oh wow last one Ted Cruz beard or Ted Cruz no beard

1:03:24oh no this is and that was the last we ever saw of Bobby Pulido we broke him he was like that's it I'm going back to music You're asking me about Fat Wolverine? Sorry, man. No, no. Beard.

1:03:40Jon Favreau:Beard, right? I think the less of Ted Cruz's face you see, the better. Yeah, that's good. All right. Where can people go to sport your campaign before we wrap this? Bobby Bolido for Texas. And, you know, we're down to stretch. We definitely, you know, they have more money than we do, and we need to compete. So, you know, we'd be really gracious if people could go in there and donate. Thank you so much. Go, go. And that's our game. Thank you to Bobby Polito for joining us. Thank you all for joining us. And that's our show. We'll see you all later. Pods of America is a Crooked Media production. Our show is produced by Austin Fisher, Saul Rubin, McKenna Roberts, and Faris Safaris with Ree Cherlin, Elijah Cohn, and Adrian Hill.

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