Bergvall's Bombshell & Fixture-List Defiance | Stand-up Aidan Jones on his Spurs Survival Viral Video

22 Jun 2026 · 1 h 3 min · 19 chapters

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In short

Aidan Jones (stand-up musical comedian and Spurs fan) discusses his viral “check Tottenham’s score mid-set” moment at Top Secret Comedy Club, his one-hour piano/comedy show Chopin’s Nocturne, his Australian football perspective (including the World Cup), and Spurs’ squad-building decisions after reports that Lucas Bergvall has asked to leave.

Guest backgrounds

Hayden Jones is the host. Aidan Jones is an Australian-born stand-up comedian and classical pianist who grew up playing piano, later became a comedian for about 10 years, returned to piano during the pandemic, and performs Chopin’s Nocturne (explaining classical music with jokes while playing the full piece).

Key claims

The viral clip was planned to capture an “outward reaction” at the end of his set; Spurs staying up triggered “fuck you” reactions in the crowd. Classical music is often treated as elite/gated, but its origins were church/theatre and it’s emotionally accessible. Spurs may be forced to sell/loan young talents due to limited European games and a push for experienced Premier League-ready players.

Notable examples

Top Secret Comedy Club in London; Arsenal fan backstage teasing him during the match; Spurs survival after checking the score; Chopin’s Nocturne (E-flat major) and jokes about music theory; World Cup reaction to goals vs Turkey; fixture-list “last five games” (Arsenal away, Chelsea home, Coventry away, Man United home, Villa away); Lucas Bergvall reportedly asking to leave; comparisons to Cole Palmer leaving Man City for opportunity; Vuskovic/loan debate and Spurs’ “build from the back” approach.

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Aidan's Spurs Survival Video

2:56 to 6:31

Aidan shares the experience of his viral video celebrating Spurs staying in the Premier League.

“So the way their booking works is you just send a message in the morning and go, Hey, I'm free tonight.”

Chopin's Nocturne and Comedy

6:31 to 10:41

Aidan discusses his latest show blending classical music and comedy.

“And then in the pandemic, couldn't do stand up anymore.”

Aidan's Journey to Spurs Fanhood

10:41 to 14:06

Aidan recounts his journey to becoming a Tottenham fan while living in London.

“How'd you done like many performances as a classical musician?”

Supporting Spurs from Australia

14:06 to 17:10

Discover the unique experience of supporting Tottenham from abroad.

“That's like the shout out to all the Osper's family at the Imperial, man.”

A Memorable North London Derby

17:16 to 19:39

Hear a thrilling story about a North London derby and fan rivalry.

“And we're live on Matchday as Doug reaches for a buffalo wing.”

The Passion of Australian Football Fans

19:39 to 23:38

Explore the cultural challenges faced by football fans in Australia.

“fight but there was something about that when i was young i was like this is exciting you know Yeah, of course, you kind of get drawn to it a bit because it's a mix of adrenaline, testosterone.”

Reflections on Spurs Management and Player Acquisition

23:38 to 28:06

Discuss the evolution of Spurs' management decisions and player signings.

“But, you know, I talk about every single football match on here and towards the end of his time, I would moan and I would say, look, you know, I don't know if he's the right guy for the job.”

Spurs Transfer Strategy: A New Approach

28:06 to 29:50

Discussion on Tottenham's recent transfer activities and the shift in strategy.

“They've fucking flown someone over there.”

The Future of Young Talents

29:50 to 31:42

Analyzing the potential of young players like Aaron Kunder and their career trajectories.

“There's got to be something good about him.”

World Cup Impact on Player Value

31:42 to 33:48

Exploring how standout performances in the World Cup can influence player transfers.

“And scoring, what was it, like five goals in eight games at the end of the season?”
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Bergvall's Departure: Mixed Emotions

33:48 to 36:38

Reflections on Lucas Bergvall's potential exit from Spurs and its implications.

“I mean, what's your immediate reaction to that, mate?”

Building a Competitive Team

36:38 to 42:00

Discussion on Spurs' need for experienced players to strengthen the squad.

Building a Solid Foundation for Spurs

42:00 to 44:24

Discussion on Spurs' focus on defense and fixture challenges.

“It all sounds very sensible and normal stuff coming from this fucking insane club.”

Defiance and Identity as Spurs Fans

44:24 to 45:54

Exploration of fan identity and defiance despite challenges faced by Spurs.

“But actually, I felt more defiantly Tottenham Hotspur than anything.”

Inside Voices: Emotional Connection to Spurs

45:54 to 47:28

Aidan Jones shares his emotional responses during Spurs games.

“It's just like, yeah, this is it right here.”

Romero's Impact and Challenges

47:28 to 50:06

Discussion on Christian Romero's performance and treatment by referees.

“I was caught between Romano and Romero there.”

Cultural References and Fan Experiences

50:06 to 56:00

Sharing anecdotes about football culture and personal experiences supporting Spurs.

“Yeah, the refs have made their minds up.”

Emotional Reflection on Supporting Spurs

56:00 to 57:32

Explore the emotional ups and downs of being a Spurs supporter.

“Supporting Spurs is like the, I mean, this is just a sappy comment, and really I just want people to listen to this piece of music.”

Closing Thoughts and Farewell

58:36 to 1:01:00

Wrap-up conversation and reflections from the podcast.

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2:03Jack:hello everybody welcome back to rule the roost podcast i'm i'm delighted to welcome to the show for the first time today mr hayden jones how you doing mate good day mate yeah i'm good thanks how are you i'm i'm very good i'm actually i feel like i just said g'day but i also said good because you asked me how am i doing like i'd plan to say g'day and then you asked me a question and i mixed them and that's embarrassing it's all right works do you know i mean it's just this i think i feel less australian and more like a fucking 1800s go like good day sir good squire salutations on this most wonderful day exactly doffing my fucking hat to you what you do is we'll get into this but you know maybe you're just immersed maybe this is just method mate yeah that's it mate a year in the uk maybe i've started to really get it in my skin so i've seen you wearing like the wigs and stuff on instagram so yeah yeah yeah we'll get into so i mean aiden for anyone that isn't aware aiden is a stand-up musical stand-up comedian i first you sort of first came onto my radar at the tail end of last season we forget i was almost getting relegated and I see this I see this sick video going around on Instagram of this stand-up comedian just interrupting his set saying hang on I've just got to check Tottenham's score I mean at the time he was like sort of discordantly banging on a piano shouting nobody respect you yeah yeah yeah yeah and uh and then you announced to the crowd that Tottenham Hotspur has stayed in the Premier League yeah now they fucking respect us don't they and now we're buying all their players yeah exactly players um yeah mate i mean just just tell us a bit about that tell us a bit about i guess the the moment in the set how much of that feeling of fuck you fuck you to everybody was pure unfiltered spurs fan joy seeping through into uh into your moment there yeah so what it was at top secret comedy club in uh in central london and um i so the thing about top secret comedy club that a lot of people don't know is one of the best clubs in the country it's you you know, full multiple shows every day, they book on the day.

4:08So the way their booking works is you just send a message in the morning and go, Hey, I'm free tonight. And you know, I'd love a set. And then they get back to you whether, and you know, they'd probably get like a hundred, 200 messages a day. And, um, so if you happen to be in their kind of rotation at that point, you want a message as much as you can. So that day I was actually at a friend, a bunch of comics. We had a mate of mine lives just off of Highbury Square and we had a picnic in the park and all the fucking goons were out, man. Red shirts everywhere, you know, just bought last week kind of stuff.

4:44And I sent my message and I was just having, I was in a bad mood. I was like this fucking whatever, fuck this. And I got the set, right? And you can't control when your set's on. And I knew the games were going to be on, but the set was on and my stage time was like 540. And I was like, it's going to be pretty close to the end of the game. And then I get to the club and the game's on and we're up one nil. There was an Arsenal fan backstage and he was fucking with me. Like at one point he was like, my God, they equalized. I was like, no, they fucking did not check my phone. I was like, you piece of shit.

5:15And, um, but yeah, as it was getting closer to my set time, I was like, I'm going to be on stage at the end of the game. So I just, and I know they record every set at top secret. So I was like, okay, whatever happens, if we've, if we've gone down or if we've stayed up it's going to be on film and if I just check the score at the end of my set whatever my reaction is I'll just I'll just make sure that I do an outward reaction and that video and I'll post that video online whatever it is um and thank god yeah we did we we won and we stayed up and then the fuck yous were when I mentioned Tottenham there's like you know 200 people in the room and a few people started booing so a couple people started booing and those were the people that I went fuck you fuck you two that's what that was in the crowd because a bunch of people started cheering because they just saw I was excited or they don't know maybe there was some Spurs fans in the crowd but yeah those people who were booing and I was like as if you even can what are you booing about if you're an Arsenal fan why are you even here go fucking you know go to

6:14Jack:Highbury this is it they were showing up on Seven Sisters on the last day of the season just enjoy your success exactly like you're saying the guy backstage even making fun of you it's good it's heartening to know actually that even within a comedy setting so fans still aren't funny you know i would say like yeah what he was saying to you mate i mean it's just i i really i i i really thought we were going last year i actually thought it was i thought it was going to be one of those moments you know like leicester city winning it kind of thing i just kind of thought you know well you know what happened before leicester city won it that's true that's true mate that's true so look you know no europe next year we can we can kind of look ahead i mean let's let's talk a bit about like we will get on to spurs and stuff let's talk a bit about like your show your latest show chopin's nocturn i do just want to say i do want to clarify up front aiden hasn't like come on under the proviso that i talked to him about his show i just want to talk to him about it it's kind of interesting yeah sure man to me so yeah tell us about it yeah so that clip that you would have seen like the end of what I was doing is I play classical piano I grew up playing classical piano and then when I was like 18 I auditioned for the conservatory which is like the kind of university level like program and I didn't get in I didn't learn one of the pieces that I was supposed to learn I was supposed to learn a piece of Bach I didn't like Bach I didn't learn it I was just like a kind of arrogant kid and I thought I should just get in anyway and then when I didn't get in, the joke I make on stage, I say I drifted away from the piano and started focusing more on MDMA and kind of did that, you know, for a few years, started stand up, did stand up for 10 years.

7:54And then in the pandemic, couldn't do stand up anymore. And I came back to the piano and I started learning and Chopin's Nocturne in E flat major was the first piece that I learned. And I loved it. And so I kind of used my 10 years of stand up, which is like, you know, how to relate to people from all walks of life and make, you know, stupid jokes about stuff. And I use that to explain the music from a classical music perspective for people who don't know anything about classical music. So I make jokes about how diminished chord is like a drunk guy on the train, you know, or like major chords and minor chords.

8:26It's like never meeting your dad, like whatever, stupid shit like that. Lead people through the piece of music. And then at the end of the one hour show, I play the whole piece for everyone now that we kind of understand all this stuff and have had some laughs and whatever i like this man i'm liking the sort of

8:41Jack:the the emotional style applying these sort of like emotional vibes these life vibes into i don't know something that people can just because i think classical music is one of those things that everybody's got an appreciation for it on a certain level but it's often kind of it's is it safe to say it's kind of sometimes seen as like the preserve of like the elites isn't it dude 100 it's something that shouldn't be accessible to people but as you're saying is something that we should all be able to relate to on a certain level one of the jokes i have in the show is i say classical music is like very much a closed community you can't get in like if you go to a classical music concert and you clap at the wrong time you're fucked man people the monocles are coming off they're fucking throwing them at you powdered wigs thrown yeah and uh and it is very much like that and i think people not not necessarily it's not so much people actively gatekeeping but just that aura that it has means that your regular kind of person and i mean to tie it into the pod like people who go to football football fans you know which is more of just like a kind of working class thing i'm not gonna think of classical music as something that they can have access to and so they're not even gonna bother and um when it comes to that i'm like, do you know what, like back in the day, like, I mean, talk about Bach, Johann Sebastian Bach, he spent his whole career in the 1700s as a church musician.

10:01And in those churches, you would have had people coming in, like, you know, who were drinking or people who had like been in the fields all day, smelling like shit, bringing their animals into church, because like, that was the meeting place, you know? And that's where this music comes from. And then even in the 19th century, people in the theaters watching these like operas and stuff, shouting out like big laughs you know it wasn't a kind of stuffy environment which is what it's become now but that's not where this music necessarily comes from and there's so much emotion in it and there's so much like life you can learn about yourself and about life from this music and the people who made it so that's kind of what I try to bring to people in this show.

10:41Jack:How'd you done like many performances as a classical musician? Nah that was also part of the show is I um I I was just loving playing like I'm a good pianist, but I'm not anywhere near the level where I would be putting on a show. Like I didn't go to the conservatoire, you know, and I wanted to play piano for people, but I also know that if no one's coming to the Aidan Jones piano recital, do you know what I mean? Like, why would you? There's a bunch of other better pianists out there. But what I have that those pianists don't have is the 10 years of experience or 15 years now of experience of a stand-up comedian looking people in the eyes and relating to them on their level and being able to explain to them why they should care about this music which is something that you don't get when you go to the Barbican or Royal Albert Hall or whatever yeah yeah yeah of course of course I mean like let's let's talk about obviously we've sort of we've spoken about you being an Aussie at the top I think anybody can guess that you are um yeah right when did you move over to London did you become a Spurs fan when you came to the UK?

11:45Jack:I mean, I sort of said to you before we started recording, seems like a bit of a stupid question because Spurs are pretty massive in Australia as well, aren't they? Right? Yeah. Yeah. And especially from the last few years, but I can say with hand on heart that I wasn't just an Ange glory hunter. Um, even though, I mean, there wasn't that much glory to be hunted, but I, uh, I did live in the UK for two years, 10 years ago. I first moved over 2014 so I was 23 and I you know did was on the stand-up circuit in London for a couple years and around the country and a part of doing especially when you start out like I was only two three years into stand-up when I moved over here you do a lot of gigs in random towns often for no money and the promoter will just go all right they'll book one comic on the lineup who has a car and that will drive everyone from London and so you don't know the person you just you're told go to you know Hammersmith a fucking um tube station or whatever and meet this person here's their number and so one of those gigs the guy in the car was a fellow comic David Alfie Ward I don't know if you've heard of him um but he is a Spurs fan and I was living in Dalston at the time in North London and my housemate I wrote a show about this guy he was a dick he was a con man he stole money off people but he was the only person who I knew who was a football fan he was an Arsenal fan so I get in the car with Dave and we get chatting and we're getting along you know we never met but we're like the same age and we both like football and we're both you know similar interests and stuff and he goes you got a team over here and I was like oh you know Matt I said like the one guy I know supports Arsenal so like you know I was thinking maybe but like I don't know and he goes look man um you i'm gonna stop this car and you can get out or you can support tottenham is that a bit of you like is he like hang on is this one of those things where he's being serious he basically put the hard word on me and it was the gig was in swindon so it was two hours each way so we spent you know like six seven hours together that day and we became like pretty fast friends and so by the end of the trip i was like all right do you know what sure tottenham let's go and then that was around the time that that was that would have been like end of the 2014-15 season so then coming into the 2015 season I remember we beat City 3-1 at home that game and it was the start of that poch team and I just bought in man I was like that 2015 season you know 2015-16 um so exciting going close with Leicester all of that by the end of the season I was like I'm all in and so when I by the time I went back to Australia at the end of 2016 I started going to like the Imperial, this pub in Melbourne.

14:25That's like the shout out to all the Osper's family at the Imperial, man. There's like such a great community of people there. The games are on at stupid o 'clock, but there's always people down there that you can watch the games with like English expats or Australians who have taken up the team. And that kind of gave me a bit of a, I guess, what's the word? Like a way to support the club from afar and a community, which is like the whole reason you support a club, right?

14:49Jack:I mean, it's proper dedication because I'm finding even just through this World Cup, it's like, oh, blimey. An 11 p.m. kickoff. This is just, this is not on. I'm supposed to have my nice three o 'clock in the afternoon kickoffs, you know. Man, 11 p.m. in Australia, if you get an 11 p.m. Saturday night, which is like the early kickoff on Sunday, everyone's down at the MP, man. Those are good games. If you get a good fixture for the late Saturday night kickoffs, it's a fucking party, man. You might get, you know, 100, 200 people down there for some, just because it's a good game, like Spurs versus Burnley.

15:25Jack:It's a good time. Glory days. Glory days. I actually, I've got a decent enough. I met David Alfie Ward once, actually, in 2019 in Amsterdam. Oh, yeah. Yes, Spurs had just won. Yes. And I was wandering through Dam Square, just delirious. Do you know what I mean? Absolutely delirious. and then I saw I just I was like you're David Alfie Waters he was like walking through this crowd with like a massive he had like a big carrier bag full of beers and he was just like all right just gave me a beer and walked off I was like fucking yeah man that's that's cool so funny man he's I mean we're very close to this day he's you know one of my best mates um and he's told me a lot about that Amsterdam trip because I went to Madrid after we got in I was back in Australia, but I was coming to the UK and like, you know, doing a big tour around Europe and stuff that summer anyway.

16:16And so I just brought the trip forward one week to go to Madrid and met all of the, you know, like fighting cock guys, Ricky and Flav and everyone out in Madrid. It was an incredible week. Imagine buying your kid a toy only to find the batteries aren't included or buying furniture, but missing the tools to build it. Frustrating, right? Now imagine the exact same feeling, but you're paying way more. That is what buying business software usually feels like. Fragmented, disconnected, and incredibly expensive. Odoo completely changes that. Odoo is a complete, fully integrated business suite where all your apps actually talk to each other.

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17:21Jack:Oh, and he's gone for a can of Pepsi too. What a finish. There's no doubt about it. It just tastes better. Matchdays deserve Pepsi. I actually, I feel like I owe it to Dave to tell this story because he was on the fighting cock and told this story for me before I'd ever been on. So now I'll come on Rule the Roost and I'll tell this story for him. There was one North London derby. Do you know, I think it might have been when Harry Kane scored that goal and tore off his face mask. Yeah. Yeah. I was in the bricklayers. I was just like, oh man. Dave was in the stadium and we met up afterwards. Actually, no.

18:01sorry it wasn't it was we drew with Liverpool that season and we had had a booth at a pub in town some of uh Dave's mates from back in Walthamstow and then we got on the tube on the way home and there were some Arsenal fans on the tube and they started giving it a bit and um Dave used to box Dave's like of gypsy heritage you know like like Irish traveler his dad used to take him to fucking fight his cousins when he was like 11 years old do you know what I mean so he'd like he knows how to fight yeah i started giving it to and they said they called it i didn't choose this life it chose me kind of thing right yeah and they called him a fat yid cunt um which we maintain is only two-thirds true and um because he's not jewish but um but we're on the tube and these guys start giving it all this and you know calling him fat or whatever and then one of them stepped forward to and he like swung at dan you know they were giving it back or whatever and he swung at dave and dave just dipped away from it and swung back and caught the guy above the eye and opened up his eye and he's like bleeding down the side of his face meanwhile i scared for my life because i'm on a working holiday visa i was like if i get arrested they've got to take away my visa and deport me back to australia so i just like walked down the other end of the carriage

19:23but um yeah man now it kind of ended there and you know whatever they got off the they got off the train and to be honest that's like i wouldn't be doing that kind of stuff now but 10 years ago i was just like this is crazy man there's nothing like that in australia you know in terms of like the passion i guess it's fucking youthful stupidity and young dudes are just looking for a reason to fight but there was something about that when i was young i was like this is exciting you know

19:47Jack:Yeah, of course, you kind of get drawn to it a bit because it's a mix of adrenaline, testosterone. It's all over the shop, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Kind of just, yeah, I don't know. The spoils of youth, the spoils of youth and all that. How have you been finding the World Cup, mate? I know obviously you didn't go to plan against the States the other day. Man, I'm still kind of hopeful that we'll do Paraguay over and qualify in second place. That's not a Turkey game. My God. I mean, that was like unbelievable. I was in Mallorca with my girlfriend for her birthday. We got a villa with a couple of her friends and the game, so it was at 6am kickoff over there.

20:28It was one hour ahead, which was nice. And yeah, I got up, watched the first half, the goal. I was like by myself running silently to not wake anyone up, running around the yard. And then the second goal, it was, I don't know if you watched the game, but it was like in the second half, that were really getting on top of us. And I was feeling like this is going to be a long 20 minutes at the end of the game. So I got back in bed and had my headphone in, but I was like, I'm just going to lie here. And like, if they score, I'll just roll over and try and go back to sleep, you know? And then we scored and I had to grab all of my stuff and silently run out of the room downstairs and like, yeah, running with my laptop in my hands, screaming again.

21:10Yeah. Incredible dude. I mean, and that was my girlfriend's birthday that day. so then like we had all this amazing stuff planned and all day in the car I'm like watching videos of back in yeah yeah yeah you know I had a couple teary moments it was incredible of course man

21:25Jack:no it's it's what I mean still what is the kind of perception towards football for the most part is it still kind of derided a bit but because I know it's sort of it's caught up a lot in the sort of the match what we would say at least from Britain anyway you look at kind of Aussie Australia you look at US as well really it's quite jock cultures do you know what I mean it's all very like I play Aussie rules I don't play soccer it's for girls all that type of thing right is it still is that or is that an outdated well no when I was growing up it was definitely that like I played soccer football whatever um in school and you know at club level and like the club that I played for uh WC Bukala was a Greek club so it's all Greeks and that's like a lot of what football is in Australia.

22:10It's like very much an immigrant sport. And like, you know, in Adelaide where I grew up, there was the Greek club, there's the Italian club, the Croatian club, the English club, like that's, you know what I mean? Um, and then at school level, we shared a change room with the AFL guys and yeah, they used to call us, you know, all kinds of names and stuff. And we were like on the second tier down and like the school that I went to wasn't even really a sports school but the the principal like loved footy so the footy oval was like pride of place right at the front of the school and like there was a footy program where like guys would be walking around bouncing footballs you know like because they're in the footy program meanwhile soccer we had a really good team we're in the top i think we finished second in my final year in the top like school league in adelaide but we were like at the back of the school you know no one ever really made a big song and dance about our team um so like to be a football fan in australia to have that experience growing up, inevitably, like you've got a bit of a chip on your shoulder because you're like, we're doing all this stuff.

23:11We've put, you know, all this work in or whatever. And we don't really get the kind of attention that you would think that it deserves. Um, and then also to follow football, like I said, getting up late at nights or whatever. Yeah. But it breeds a very close community, you know, and people are very proud. And like that, the reason that I was getting so emotional about those goals against Turkey is not only do we get disrespected in australia we get disrespected outside australia and that fucking captain of turkey saying that shit oh we're gonna dominate we're gonna dominate all the american tv hosts going like who's here and kunda it feeds into that that like angst that we have so scoring those goals and beating turkey it's like fuck you man it's like being a spurs fan yeah yeah yeah yeah i i do i kind of get because

23:58Jack:you know i've i've towards the i i loved ang and i respected him for like obviously for what he did You know, he's given me one of the greatest memories of my life as being a Spurs fan, lifting a silver trophy. But, you know, I talk about every single football match on here and towards the end of his time, I would moan and I would say, look, you know, I don't know if he's the right guy for the job. And I would get a lot of pelters for that from Aussies. But I kind of like, I mean, I even got Vince Regari cut me off on the, I think I said something. Look, I shitpost a bit on Twitter, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:31Jack:As you have to, mate. If you're in the football media space, there's one way to get clicks and attention, and that's by talking shit. So Vince had found something I said about Andrew, which was less than complimentary, just like, you know, I can't even remember what it was that I said, but it was something that was just, you know, inflammatory. And so Spurs win the Europa League, and straightaway Vince Regal, he's got it there. Oh, man, he had all the receipts. I remember that. I remember. So I was like, fuck, man. I just want to enjoy this moment. I want to be a fucking hypocrite. I want to enjoy Spurs winning.

25:04Jack:I want to say, yeah, Ange said he was going to win a trophy and he did. But, you know, I got held to account. Fair enough. But I do get, I do kind of get it like, like you're saying there because it's, you go out, you take the Australian team outside of Australia and I was like, what are these all going to do? And like you say, even back home, everybody's like, nobody really cares. Like, yeah, or at least they actively give you shit for it. And I remember like, actually funnily enough, talking about Vince Raghari, reading his Ange ball book when, you know, Ange is basically saying, all throughout his career, you know, he had people sort of take the piss out of him, belittle him.

25:37Jack:So, you know, it's great that he got his moment in. He got his fuck you moment. He won the trophy with Spurs, the team that doesn't win trophies. Do you know what, though, as well? I would say, like, when you say you had to cover all those games, that I didn't have, sorry, I had the luxury of not having to watch all of those games. Like, I watched a fair few of the season games, you know, like that for i remember i don't know why it sticks out the leicester one i think in january when we lost at leicester or maybe leicester at home but there were so many games like this year where you're just like this has to be the one to turn it around this will be the one and then it just wasn't you know and um but i eventually had the had the luxury of being able to kind of tune out a bit and just tune into the europa league game and like see the results from the league coming through and go oh i know that we weren't going down whereas you you know having to talk about it every week and the people who go to the games every week is that like you have to sit through it and live through it so it's probably going to be a bit more visceral so then when it comes to the time when we're lifting the trophy i can go wasn't that a great season and you're like no man i have it was like goes out the window as soon as you win something you're like whatever fuck it you know like guys are hero we've done it that they'd sacked him man i mean that was i mean what does he care about me but i did say when levy sacked him i was like i will never forgive you daniel levy for this as if he gives a fuck about what i think but i'd be interested to know if this because it feels to me anyway it feels to me just saying from the top it feels like the ownership are starting to do things a little bit differently now look they don't have much credit at the bank yet yeah yeah you know it just feels a bit different did you see that moment there sort of the it was a wasn't really a mask slip it was more just a confirmation of everything that we thought about Daniel Levy when he'd said to Simon Jordan that Spurs had had their pants pulled down for that deal you're like this is it mate Spurs buying good players is not getting their pants but if you saw the Netherlands game the other night Van Hecht looks fucking quality like he looks like a really good player um and you pay a premium for good players that's just how it works you know I mean it's uh I can't remember who was saying it but it's the Grealish thing you know that's the difference it's like that summer we were in for Grealish he wanted to come we could have had him for what was it like 60 mil something like that and levy was like oh even less i think yeah maybe 50 and he was like oh we'll wait we'll wait and i mean that was like a guy he feels like kind of like what madison was for us that when he signed you know of someone who it just feels like a really good fit for the club someone who wanted to come a great attacking player and yeah he fucking just pulled his dick for a while and then suddenly they get more investment and he doesn't come and he goes to city for a hundred million in like two or three years time or whatever it was and that's the difference you know whereas this guy from brighton van hecke he we wanted him we go out and get him yeah maybe we pay 10 15 mil over the market for it but it's like we got the player man it's done and it's done in june you know exactly it's done as the world cup is going on yeah and this is again it's one of those things i couldn't believe that he's in the world cup camp and he signed a deal.

28:46They've fucking flown someone over there. Maybe that's Southampton Spies like waiting outside the stadium with the contract for him.

28:55Jack:He's got a new job now. Yeah, he got let go from Southampton, but yeah, Spurs will utilize it opportunistically, you know. No, but I mean, look, because we've been told for years as well, but it's difficult to do deals. It's difficult when there's a World Cup happening. It's difficult. It's difficult when the team that we want the player from actually wants money for the player, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. There's always a fucking excuse, but no more. It's funny, isn't it? Like the kind of mental gymnastics you do for yourself. Because when Levy was at Spurs and there was, you know, no way that he was ever going to leave, he was going to die in the chairman role.

29:28You go, you look at the positives and you go like, oh, well, you know, at least we're never going to lose a player if we don't want to lose him. And like, I love that he's a bastard to deal with. But now that he's gone, I'm like, I can finally be honest and be like, man, fuck that. Fuck that guy who fucking held us back for so long, you know? Exactly.

29:46Jack:It's like, I don't know, it's like the cloud has been lifted, hasn't it? Yeah, yeah. We'd almost sort of been gassed. He built a stadium, didn't he? Like, you know, it's really nice. There's got to be something good about him. But the truth of the matter is, like, he was just way past his sell-by date. The main counter. Yeah. He did good with the stadium, but he should have had some other people in the structure, you know, that he just couldn't give up control. He couldn't control everything. the guy wanted to sell the club but stay in charge yeah do you know what i mean it's like i saw i can't remember who it was but somebody had tweeted it like yeah i would love to be able to sell my house and still live in it you know like yeah yeah it's it's it's pretty mad isn't it i sort of i missed the missed the mark slightly but um a good mate of mine just like who you're talking about and aussie sort of football culture and stuff good friend of mine yanni greek australian lives in sydney he like he's for his sins he is an arsenal fan but when andrew's here he was like he was like quietly and he never he never said it out loud but i knew like quietly low-key he was uh he was sort of rooting for tottenham a little bit you know and that's kind of that's a good thing but he actually asks because i told him i i had you coming onto the pod and uh he said is iran kunda the second coming of keel that's his question what what happened to kuhl where is he i i mean i don't I must admit, I don't pay huge attention to the Australian team outside of like World Cup qualifiers and all of that.

31:13So I don't really know what's going on with the squad. But I just remember Kuo from the last World Cup and the chance in the Argentina game that fell to him on like 93 minutes. And he had the chance to draw equal with Argentina in the knockout game. And I think he fired it at the keeper or maybe just over. But it was like, you know, he was fucking 17, 18 years old, came on and had this incredible moment that almost leveled the game. And now where is he? Like he's supposed to be 21, 22, you know? He kind of disappeared. I feel sad. I don't quite know what happened. But Aaron Kunder's amazing, man.

31:44He's so good. And I'm trying to remember where he is. Watford.

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31:49Jack:Yeah, Watford now. Watford, yeah. And scoring, what was it, like five goals in eight games at the end of the season? Something like that? Unbelievable shit. And it's just like, I heard a comment to say, but it's like, he's not going to be playing at Watford for long, is he? If he keeps playing the way that he played in that game against Turkey. I mean, maybe Spurs. Yeah, maybe Spurs. get him down there. I mean, I don't actually know how good he is, but I just know the figures and the figures look all right. You know? Yeah, but it's a nice thing about a World Cup, isn't it? Like there's always that, there's always usually a few signings that are like, that guy played well in that game.

32:18Jack:Go on, let's buy him. Dude, Hannibal Rodriguez, KT. The fucking one moment. That giant fucking cricket on him. Do you remember that? No. What? Mate, you've got to look this up. So in that World Cup, there was this moment when he was taking one of his free kicks and from certain angles they saw he had this like a comedy oversized cricket or some sort of huge insect on his back shoulder yeah it's um wild and he didn't notice no he didn't um awesome i literally think i i didn't even realize i was doing because that was 2014 when he scored that volley right yeah and i think for because then chelsea signed him and i was like to myself going like oh he's a good player and then he didn't do much for him And I realized like when I was saying he's a good player, I was just remembering that one moment.

33:08Like that's how much a big moment at the World Cup can do for a player. It's just like you have that one incredible, not quite bicycle kick around the shoulder, whatever, volley, and that'll fucking sell you to Chelsea, you know?

33:19Jack:Yeah, exactly. Whether football will still do that, do you know what I mean? Everything seems to be so much more precise and scientific and everything now. But I reckon there's still enough sort of rogue chairman, maybe like a Maranakis at Forest or something, that will still have that vibes type approach to sign in somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Chelsea will still fucking spend$100 million. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Blueco. There was, I mean, on Spurs, there was obviously the bombshell last night that David Ornstein dropped that Lucas Bergvall has apparently asked to leave Tottenham Hotspur.

33:52Jack:Yeah. I mean, what's your immediate reaction to that, mate? It's sad. Yeah. I, those two, Bergvall and Sarr, sorry, Bergvall and Gray, not Sarr. Sarr's nice, but Bergvall and Gray, you know, they're like the two kind of young hopes and they were both like massive coups when we brought them to the club. We felt like that was the gravitational pull of Postacoglu, like, you know, his personality and everything that drew them to the club. And like the whole story about that he turned down Barcelona to come to Spurs. I think it was him, wasn't it? Andrew got on the phone with him, didn't he? and he changed his mind or something.

34:29Jack:Bergwijn was one of those players, wasn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was like, yeah, it was like his family, like they did a tour of the Barcelona training camp or something and then the Spurs and yeah. But I kind of was thinking about it last night. I was, my girlfriend was in bed and she was like, what are you doing? I was just sitting at the end of the bed scrolling Twitter because I was reading all this stuff. And, you know, I guess we can't have it both ways. I mean, we don't have any European football, so we don't have that many games. So we can't have a bloated squad because we can't offer these kids games.

34:58And Vuskovic is the other one. It's like, we can't offer him games. He doesn't want to, he was just in the Bundesliga team of the season. He doesn't want a fucking loan. He wants just guaranteed first team football. And I hate to see these players walk out the door, but maybe that's the price we pay for showing a bit of ambition and going for guys in their mid twenties with Premier League experience. It's like, we just don't have that much game time to offer, you know, like seven, eight midfielders and seven, eight players in the defensive role. Like, we've got to make these tough calls, maybe.

35:28Jack:It sort of feels like, to me anyway, that maybe, I don't know, De Zerbe has come in from the outside. He's seen two 17th place finishes. I mean, last season in particular. Spurs staying up at a coin toss, really, at the very end of the season. And he is trying to remodel the squad pretty drastically. He wants to... Look, I think right now, probably the main objective is to turn Spurs back into a competent football team because last year we didn't look like one at all. And I would imagine that the quickest route to doing that is getting experience, getting experienced players in the side. And I totally get it.

36:05Jack:I know a lot of people who scout players, who do the tactical breakdowns will often say, look, you don't just need to buy players that you know from the Premier League, Tonali or Matias Fernandes. There's this guy in the French League or there's this guy in the Spanish League, second division that we can get. But I think right now Spurs want to limit their risks. I think they're now in this thing of like look we've got money we've got the whatever it is the financial fair place FFP we can spend a bit of money we need to just bring the level of the squad up a bit and like you know we were we were talking about Ange before and as much as I bitched about him I always said at the time the club haven't supported him properly like they didn't they didn't properly support him um I think the funny thing is they actually did start to support Thomas frank more than they ever did Ange in my opinion anyway which is crazy yeah but it's kind of calmer in a way wasn't it that it went the way that it did but I look at I look at Gray I look at Berg and I kind of think maybe like you say maybe maybe you can't because they're they're incredibly talented both of them are but they're both young and they both need work to come up to the standard and I think I would say that of both of them I would say when I look at both of them I'm like there's so much that they do that's so good but with either of them when you see them come up against like an experienced hard midfield like Chelsea's or like Arsenal's they often come up short because they're just they're kids at the end of the day they're young guys and they need that experience and so I guess probably for Spurs to think that we can have two players that occupy a similar position and both bring them up to up to some sort of level you're probably doing not only the club but also both of the players a disservice yeah it might be but i ultimately i don't want to lose bergbault i don't want to lose gray if i had to choose between them i would choose archie gray because i just i've just got a feeling that i think he probably has a higher ceiling many people would disagree on that but i think he also just the leadership qualities that he showed towards the end of the season you know like he just had his head up in situations where it felt like no one was stepping forward to show you know a bit of leadership um yeah but i have i have no doubt Bergvail will wherever he goes he'll go and we'll be like fuck man we used to have him and we sold him you know when he's like balling out like Luka Modric for Sweden or something but it just it's just kind of look Cole Palmer's gone on and done what he's done probably because he left Man City because he got the opportunities to do it and it's just it's just how it works sometimes and I think the other point like to what you're saying is that Spurs are being ambitious we are buying players of a certain level if it's to be believed that we are going to drop 200 mil on our midfield yeah yeah we also probably need to recoup some of that money I guess totally but we'll get a lot of profit from I do just want to swing back to what you said there Cole Palmer only became what he is now because he left Man City and in that analogy we are Man City yeah Yeah, boy.

39:05Jack:Yeah, we are. Yeah, that's right. Look, sometimes, you know, you play at the biggest team, you play for the big dogs, but you don't quite cut the mustard and you've got to go somewhere else. So I'm sorry. You've got to take that step down to Liverpool, you know, maybe. No, man, I think Vuscovic is the one. Like Bergvau, I would be sad to see leave, but Vuscovic is the one that, like, oh, man, I think we're really going to fucking, if he goes to Brighton especially, like, you know, he's just going to rip it up, man. we better get, I know they bid 45 and that's the third bid. I'm like, fucking ask for 60.

39:38Like this kid, he's just, he's going to break our hearts, man. Next year at the Amex, you know?

39:44Jack:The thing that worries me, right? You know, Brian's fucking data modeling. They spend like 10 quid on players and sell them for a hundred mil, right? If they're going to spend 40 plus mil on Vescovic, what is their model telling them? What is this guy? What has he got that we don't even know about? Is he going to be the first billion pound player? Is this it? Is this, do you know what I mean? What are we doing? Put a fucking seven paws in that contract, man. Yeah. What are we doing? Yeah. Because I get it. Like, I looked at him against England the other day. I was watching him and I thought, yeah, he looks way off it.

40:20Jack:Like, I get why the club right now is saying, look, three or four years, you'll be ready. Yeah. He is 19. Yeah. Being a 23-year-old defender in the Premier League, you're still very young. Yeah, totally. Totally, totally. I get it. But you also get from his perspective why if he is just of that mindset, if he's one of those guys that he's been playing at such a level since he was about 14, 15 years old, if he's just one of those guys that's like, I know I'm ready, I want to play, everyone's just in a sort of a rock and a hard play situation, aren't they? Totally. And he has to play. Like, it's obvious that he has to play.

40:53He can't stay at Spurs. Like, he would have to go out on a loan. And it's been, what, three years since we signed him and he's been going out on loans? He's probably just like, I'm fucking sick of going out on loan, man.

41:01Jack:difficult i mean and also like um i think it was seb staffer bloor on the athletics pod the other day was just saying that like the whole loan thing has kind of changed a bit nowadays because the sort of really the sort of clubs that vuscovic would want to play for at least so if we're talking about like a buying not even buying like say dortmund or atletico madrid or something like that clubs like that aren't going to say all right Spurs we'll incubate your promising player and then you take him back for free once we've developed him into a first team player it just it's not going to work that way anymore um yeah yeah and then even clubs like Brighton in the Premier League just have money now take loans from other Premier League clubs do they why would they do that they're not going to do it they've probably got modeling that says that that's dumb yeah yeah like what why would we do this yeah the computer computer says no as i said on little britain back in the day one more on the squad building is like that they're building from the back first as well they're building like that it's just another thing that suggests the solidity that they're trying to build you know buying the two defenders first and then looking for the midfield positions maybe a holding midfielder it's like and we all know we've got problems up front but where does a successful team start?

42:17It starts with a solid defense. So start from there. It all sounds very sensible and normal stuff coming from this fucking insane club.

42:26Jack:It's just, I'm quiet. I'm just like, we'll get, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going to, I'm not going to spoil what's, what we're getting to pass. Going to talk about like little inside voices, but we'll get, we'll get onto this later. We'll get onto inside voices in a bit. The fixture list dropped at the tail end of last season. I mean, look, you play every team twice. I get that's the biggest takeaway from a fixture list. I guess the main talking point really is if Spurs do somehow find themselves in a similar position to where they were last season, our last five games are less than friendly, shall we say.

43:04Jack:Arsenal away, Chelsea at home, Coventry away, Man United at home, Villa away. Fuck them all, mate, right? Let's just have them all. Let's have them all, shall we? I did see that. I put that in my Aussie, my group chat with my Australian football people, which is called Soccer Cunts, by the way. And it's full of Arsenal fans and a Liverpool fan and an AC Milan fan, and that's it. But, yeah, I put that in there. It's a smart title then. Yeah. I put that. I was just like, God, our mate looks fucked, man. But I guess it also seems so far away. I don't know if you're like this in your life. I always think, you know, if I've got something big that I need to pay for in six months i'm like well that's fine because i'll be rich by then so i won't even need to worry about it so i don't need to plan so much in the same way that fixture list in may i'm like yeah we'll fight we'll be fucking we'll be top of the league by then so it doesn't really matter you know like i'm not worried about it because i'm so optimistic about the future as unreasonable as that is yeah do you know what i mean yeah yeah i do i do i get it i just i actually just don't think we're going to be anywhere near the relegation places this year and all the people who on Twitter, like the things about us maybe buying Tonali and there's all these Arsenal fans in the comments going, why would he go to you guys?

44:18I'm like, you guys haven't even caught up yet. We're not going to be in a relegation scrap next year. And you think we are, and that means you're dumb.

44:26Jack:But in a way, perhaps if the perception has changed of Spurs where people underestimate us now, then, you know, like you were saying what Leicester did, and then you're about to get a big fucking cock up you're a big golden one a big golden cockerel that's it that's it um no and i do like like you say i feel so because you know the end of last year i was mate i lost my head a bit like seeing like gary neville like the most prominent guy in like british sports media coming out on his like platform to like millions of people be like it's a good thing it's a good thing if spurs get relegated and i'm just thinking fuck you right fuck every single one of these pundits that says it'll be good if spurs go down like how bitter and how sour they were when we were doing things like beating aston well they've only beaten aston villa because villa dropped players and obviously like the whole tone just got so nasty and so by the end of the year i was like you know i know everybody wants us to be embarrassed that we've stayed up on the last day of the season.

45:32Jack:But actually, I felt more defiantly Tottenham Hotspur than anything. And that's kind of the energy I'm coming into, like wearing my Spurs shirt to the gym and all this stuff. I'm not going to fucking hide. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, no, 100%, man. Like, fuck you. I don't care if I also have won the league. Fuck off. I'm not bothered. Yeah, dude. I was wearing my Spurs shirt to my fucking seven-a-side games on Saturdays, you know, and all the other guys wearing their Arsenal shirt. It's just like, yeah, this is it right here. Fuck you. i uh i think that's also what that was in my video as well that coming at the fuck you it's like because you can't really come out with it when we're still fighting because you're so eaten up with the emotion yeah when it's all done you can release it and you can be like man you guys have all been talking shit this whole time and i can finally tell you to fuck off and i know that i don't even have to worry about it until august now i love it and that's now now we're just now the main thing we're worrying about is which player do we want to spend a hundred million pounds on that's the other thing that they can't wrap their head around it's like where does spurs have all this money it's like do you have you noticed that we have a fucking 63 000 capacity stadium you fucking idiots and then beyonce does her concerts like you all go oh you fucking have beyonce what do you what reason do you think we're doing that it's for money so that we can buy your fucking players you stupid cunts you know all that shit you make fun of us about the nfl beyonce you know all that type of stuff that actually like this is the uh this is the reaping of the that's why our that's why our stadium isn't called the fucking credit card stadium or whatever we can just call it the tottenham hot first stadium and still buy your play we don't even need to sell the name the dunkin donuts dome and all that yeah um i had a few i had a few questions had a few sort of bits of listener feedback um here for you aiden one a good one from uh tottenham hotspur's very own ben haynes tottenham's presenter ben haynes actually uh said that he saw your stand-up two months ago in crouch end he actually had no idea that you were fully coised until he saw that video so he said pass on this message or messages number one he thinks you're world class number two he says you have one of the most infectious laughs he's ever heard and there we go now this is number three you have a thing called inside voice intrusive thoughts so what are your usual during spurs games intrusive thoughts or inside voices oh that's a really good question now wait let me get this straight ben haynes is that the the guy who commentates all the fucking videos pretty much yeah he comes out talks to the players talks to managers all that yeah dude that's so sick brother thank you so much um that's that's fucking really cool um my main one is i think about dave and i go fuck you you fucking you you fucking can't for making me support this club but when we're doing bad i'll message him and i'll just be like i have like if we've just lost a game like when we lost at palace i was just i messaged him and i was just like i fucking hate you i hope you die why have you done this to me you know um but then when we win it's the other way like when we won the the i was about say Champions League when we won the Europa League I called him from Brisbane and he was in London and we were just crying on the phone to each other but yeah it's usually just anger at him because I feel like the way that I feel whenever we're having a bad time is directly his fault I get those like I tell you I get those intrusive like I love I love Christian Romero but like I think towards the end of the year I was having those intrusive thoughts of like are we better without him dude you know do you know what I'll even show you right now and this will be no good for people who, I mean, no one, there's no video stream of this podcast, but I'm getting down my away kit from last year, the year that we won the only trophy we've ever won while I've been following the club.

49:22What's that name we've got on the back?

49:24Jack:Romano. Romano? Romero. I was caught between Romano and Romero there. There we go. But yeah. Yeah, man. And that's like, and I love that kit. And now I feel like I can't fully enjoy it because, you know, Christian Romero went to fucking argentina rather than stay with us while we were fighting relegation and then came back and he was like oh look i didn't go anywhere it's like we fucking saw you totally and you must be conflicted about that being you know argentinian having an argentinian background yeah i mean i am but it's always it's spurs first that's the thing isn't it ultimately it's nice you know like the whole pochettino thing was great it was kind of like yeah you know this guy this is a chubby argy guy with like big curtain-y hair I can relate to that you know but I think ultimately it's Tottenham it's all about Spurs isn't it um yeah yeah but I mean I think I do think Romero's a I do think he's a great player on his day but we've I think we've had a million conversations about it and I think I think one of the main ones that I sort of set along with him now is it's all just there's such a circus around him yeah every single commentator or referee thinking that even the minutest tackle from Romero is a red card or at least a brutal foul.

50:36Jack:Yeah, the refs have made their minds up. A hundred percent. And I think he does get totally unfair treatment, but he also doesn't help himself, does he? It's kind of one of those situations. And he's had enough chances. He's had so many chances. Like every time he comes back and you think, all right, he's ready to lead the team, he's saying the right things. And then he goes and makes another fucking stupid challenge. And you're like, how many chances do you need, man? So, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know. Yeah, it's just the thing with him is those big games. It's like the Europa League final when suddenly you're like, fuck.

51:07Jack:When he just died. Yeah, exactly. And that's the only worry about kind of rushing players like him out the door. You know what? We've got Andy Robertson now, and Andy Robertson is as much of a big game player as anyone. That's true. You know? That's true. I mean, maybe even bigger. Maybe even bigger, mate. Exactly. And he's fucking Scottish. No Scotland, no party. Do you see Deserby's stuff saying that he loves Scottish players? Oh, don't. He was basically, yeah, when they signed Robertson, he was basically, I love Scottish players. And, you know, reading between the lines, he was basically saying, because they're fucking hard.

51:40Jack:You know, that was kind of, he was like, they're passionate and they're determined and they're, yeah, yeah. Yeah, all that sort of thing. If they're not afraid to headbutt someone in the tunnel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, can I tell you this? Me and my mates, when we go up to the fringe every year in Edinburgh, Um, we've gone to a few Hibs games. We've kind of made a habit of going to a Hibs game every year and I've got sunshine on Leith and all that. Yeah, man. Or YLT. Have you seen that? I know. YLT. That's a young Leith team. That was their firm back in the eighties. And that's the sign YLT. Um, my, my mate up in Edinburgh, he's a big Hibs fan and his dad was like in the firm back in the day or whatever.

52:18And he gave me a Hibs kit. That's from the year they went down to the Scottish championship. And he's like, you're a fucking real one. if you've got this kit, because it's like, you know, when they were down in the doldrums. But a few years ago, we went and watched them in a qualifying match for the Conference League, and they were playing, I think, Lausanne, the Swiss team.

52:38Jack:Okay, yeah. And they've got Martin Boyle, the Australian attacker, and there was another Australian kid playing it right back. I can't remember his name, which he is in the Australian national setup. But Martin Boyle, there was a fight during the game and a bit of a scuffle, whatever. and Martin Boyle somehow has grabbed the red card from the ref's pocket and just started showing it to players. And they fucking love him, man. They're like, we fucking love this guy. He's crazy. I felt so proud to be an Australian. It's one of those things as well where if you've got one of those real jobs worth refs, they end up booking the player that's done that.

53:14Jack:No mirth, no fun. Yeah.

53:19Jack:Stuart at Oh So Stewie on, what do we call it now? X. twitter oh yeah yeah twatter says oh shag marry avoid i mean it's fuck marry kill you fucking coward did you change that or did he change that no i didn't i did he changed that marry avoid no man we're killing him who's it langer venkatesham and frank and frank i mean i mean frank is getting the guillotine for me i'm not gonna lie i'm i'm fucking frank the little northern twink but it's It's not a kind fuck, you know?

53:59And I think I'm killing Venkatesham just because of the Arsenal connection.

54:06Jack:Fair. You know? I just can't ever fully trust him. I'm not marrying the guy because he's going to – if we're married, I'm getting a prenup. Do you know what I mean? He's stealing from my jewelry box. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I guess that means I'm marrying Langer, but I'm cheating on him for sure. Yeah, but, you know, you could have that, with Langa, you know, you could have that nice suburban life, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too up, too down, you know, that like, you know, he'd make sure everything was tended too well, the garden was all right. It's never spectacular, but it's all right, you know.

54:37It's all just kind of there.

54:38Jack:Yeah, there's a few little shrubs there, you know. Yeah, we can get married, mate. It's like it's a marriage of convenience, you know. It's not true, love. Yeah, yeah. And we bury Venkatesham in the backyard. Yeah. And on quiet nights, we look over at the grave and we think, is that moving? Beating heart under the floorboards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll say, I'll ask you this one last minute before I let you go. Billy T said he saw you in a show as well with David Alfie Ward, who we've spoken about. So he sends his love on that side of things. And he says, which Chopin piece would you soundtrack Tottenham's 25-26 season with?

55:17Jack:Bringing it full circle. Bringing it full circle. Oh, I love it. I love this question.

55:26So my favorite, I don't think it would be this piece, but my favorite like dark Chopin piece is the Nocturne Opus 48. I think it's number one, the C minor, and it's really dark and it's like frenetic at the end, but it ends on a big heavy C minor chord and that's not how our season ended. I can't remember which one it is, but there's one that is like very minor. know it's one of the nocturnes it's very minor all the way through and then just at the end he like changes to major and he has to play the major chord a few times to reinforce like no it is happy and that maybe that's how it felt you know it's like it's sad it's heavy and then right at the end it's happy but you kind of have to take a bit of time to be like it is okay we're not fucked the the anxiety is gone and you can actually just relax now all this stuff all this simmering kind

56:16Jack:of anxiety and envy that came before. Yeah. It's all right. I'm pushing it aside. I'm pushing it aside. But do you know what? Supporting Spurs is like the, I mean, this is just a sappy comment, and really I just want people to listen to this piece of music. The Etude and A-flat major, Opus 25, No. 1, it's like one of the most beautiful melodies in all of Chopin. It's so romantic. It soars. and yeah, if you want to be inspired by a piece of piano music and just feel something, that's the one. It's only three minutes long. I'll say it again, the Etude in A-flat major. So how are we spelling that?

56:56E-T-U-D-E in A-flat major and it's Op, O-P, 25, number one.

57:02Jack:Got it, got it. I've got one by Daniel Barronheim here. Maybe look up the Yunchan Lim one. That's better. Y-U-N-C. y-u-n-c-h-u-a-n Lim Yunchuan love it yeah got a I'm on Yunchuan Lim's Vivo as well right now so there we go I'll slap this one on at the end maybe do you know what actually I'll play it at the end of this podcast we can we can see the podcast out with that we'll see the podcast out with that Aiden mate now is the time tell us about your show where are we going to where are people going to be able to see it where can they buy tickets I believe you're going up to the fringe then you've got a tour coming up right that's right all the tickets are available on my website, Aidan Jones Comedy.

57:43That's A-I-D-A-N Jones Comedy. Or on my Instagram, I'm posting, you know, five days a week about the tour and everything and just posting funny videos of me playing piano and stand up and stuff. The tour is going to the Edinburgh Fringe 2.40, no, 2.20 PM. No, 2.40. I'm looking at my sheet right now. 2.40 PM every day at Assembly Studio 4 from like the 5th of August to the 31st and then I'm doing 20 or 21 cities around the UK ranging from like Aberdeen, Glasgow, Liverpool, Manchester all the way down through the Midlands and down to like Exeter. I'm doing Diss in Norfolk all these places so basically if you live in the UK except Northern Ireland I haven't booked any Northern Ireland yet I'm sorry but if you live anywhere on kind of mainland Britain, I'm probably coming to a place near you.

58:34So Aidan Jones Comedy is my website. Go check those shows out.

58:37Jack:Mate, it's been an absolute pleasure. Thanks for jumping on today. Thanks so much for having me, man. It's been awesome. Great to chat a bit of Spurs.

59:05Thank you.

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From the publisher

Jack is joined by touring stand-up comedian and Spurs fan Aidan Jones to talk all things Spurs and stand-up. We kick things off by talking to Aidan about his viral video where he stopped a live gig to celebrate Spurs surviving relegation, before diving into how his critically acclaimed show Chopin's Nocturne blends classical piano with raw comedy, and how an Aussie in London ended up adopting the club.

The conversation then pivots to the massive news broken by David Ornstein over the weekend: Lucas Bergvall has reportedly asked to leave N17. We debate whether it was naive to think we could develop both him and Archie Gray at the same time, question if Roberto De Zerbi is simply acting as a brutal hand for course correction, and ask if we are cashing in just to fund moves for Sandro Tonali and Mattheus Fernandes.

Finally, we look at the newly released fixtures—specifically that horrifying end-of-season run-in—before getting into a brilliant round of listener feedback. We pass on some high praise from Ben Haines, share our intrusive thoughts during Spurs matches, and tackle your questions, including which Chopin piece perfectly soundtracks Tottenham Hotspur.

Find info for and buy tickets to Aidan's shows here: https://linktr.ee/aidanjonescomedy Follow his Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/aidanjonescomedy/

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