In short
Tottenham Hotspur transfer talk and squad outlook ahead of the new season, centered on Roberto De Zerbi’s “bomba” comments, striker needs, and the return of Dejan Kulusevski; plus debate over transfer ITK/grifters and fan culture wars.
Guests
Flav Bateman (Spurs fan; discusses classic Spurs goals like Danny Rose vs Arsenal and gives tactical takes on Kulusevski’s role). Host Jack Gallagher (runs Rule the Roost; argues for optimism and aggressive recruitment).
Key claims
De Zerbi’s “bomba” means “top players” and “seismic” transfer-level additions, not just minor deals; Spurs still need at least two attackers, especially a reliable centre-forward. Kulusevski’s patellar injury return timeline is plausible: surgery-to-full-training 11–14 months, with availability potentially in the first month. Fan skepticism about Matis Tell is misplaced; Tell’s attitude and output make him a key option.
Notable examples
Danny Rose’s Premier League debut free kick; Spurs vs Arsenal at the old White Hart Lane (two goals in three minutes); comparisons of Solanke/Welbeck under De Zerbi; Kulusevski’s Kane-like “fancy it” mentality and his impact in Harry Kane’s Etihad performance; links to possible signings like Marmoush and Rashford; debate over transfer “sources” (Graham Bailey/TeamTalk/Ornstein/Romano).
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOIntroducing Flav Bateman
1:12 to 2:29
The host introduces Flav Bateman to the podcast, discussing past moments.
“It can help you with practically anything on the web, like restoring a vintage motorcycle from a 50-page restoration block, or finally break down that long article you've had open for weeks.”
Memorable Tottenham Moments
2:29 to 5:02
A discussion about iconic Tottenham goals and matches, reflecting on the team's legacy.
“Here's a man you'll have never heard from before in a Tottenham space, Mr Flav Bateman, how you doing mate?”
Optimism for the Season
5:02 to 6:46
Hosts discuss their feelings about the upcoming season and its impact on podcasting.
“I mean, historically would have been something that you just cannot, I mean, what's its equal?”
Bomba: Expectations and Transfers
6:46 to 10:12
A lively conversation about the term 'bomba' in relation to transfer expectations for Tottenham.
“No, I think, Jack, that you, there was a shift in energy and direction and consistency in your work which resulted in your numbers growing, which makes complete sense, right?”
Critique of Transfer Information Sources
10:12 to 13:20
Discussion on the reliability of transfer news sources and the impact on fans.
“because a manager never says that there will be another player coming in as bluntly and boldly as he did.”
Nostalgic Reflections on Early Football Media
14:00 to 15:11
Explore the evolution of football news from early sources and clickbait culture.
“And this is a website that was just, it would post tons and tons of headlines.”
De Zerbi's Comments and Transfer Market Insights
15:12 to 20:37
Discussion on De Zerbi's press conference and implications for Tottenham's transfer strategy.
“And then you go, I heard that it's Marmouche and you would get tens of thousands of clicks on that.”
The Importance of Kulusevski's Return
20:38 to 26:00
Analyzing the impact of Kulusevski's potential comeback on Tottenham's performance.
“So, yes, Mamouche or whoever it might be, we need a centre forward.”
Optimism for the Upcoming Season
26:01 to 28:01
Discussing the team's structure and performance under De Zerbi, fostering hope for the season.
“Sometimes he looks good down the middle, sometimes he looks good coming off the wing.”
Optimism Surrounding Spurs' Performance
28:01 to 29:26
Discussion on the current state of Spurs and the excitement for their future.
“I mean, for me anyway, it's become sort of normalized immediately, actually quite how good we already look as a team.”
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Transfer Market Activity and Player Valuation
29:26 to 31:14
Analysis of recent transfers and the valuation of players like van Hecker.
“It's just yeah I think it's just that petty what sort of a derby is that?”
Mattis Tell's Potential and Fan Reactions
31:14 to 36:10
Debate over Mattis Tell's talent and the divided opinions among fans.
“As a 21-year-old, or 20-year-old kid then who was on loan, I think, at the time, the fact that he wants to be involved and be in the middle of that is, it just shows you that he cares, right?”
Youth Development vs. First Team Success
36:33 to 42:00
Discussion on the balance between fostering young talent and building a strong first team.
“You know, like when we sold Will Lancashire, people were literally talking like, we've just sold a young Harry Kane.”
Transfer Market Reflections
42:00 to 45:00
Analyzing Tottenham's current transfer strategy and player sales.
“All of this stuff under the current ownership wouldn't have happened.”
Deserby's Ruthless Approach
45:00 to 48:40
Discussing Deserby's candid management style and tough decisions.
“You know, when you're a club that wants to win a Premier League, win a Champions League, you have to be quite ruthless with this stuff.”
Selling Players in Modern Football
48:40 to 49:40
The importance of selling players for the financial health of clubs.
“You know, Jurgen Klopp went in at first at Liverpool, played his geg and press, his rock and roll football.”
Rivalries and Relegation Scenarios
49:40 to 51:40
Exploring the implications of Tottenham's performance on rivalries.
“about what selling players means is our very best ones get pinched by bigger clubs like Manchester United and Real Madrid.”
Travel Misadventures in London
51:40 to 56:00
A humorous recount of travel troubles and accommodation scams.
“I was thinking if we get relegated and they win the Premier League and the Champions League that same season, right?”
Travel Tales and Booking Scams
56:00 to 57:25
Hear a funny travel story involving a booking scam and reflections on memory.
“Some homeless man tried to sell me a pair of Nike trainers in an Adidas box.”
Football Insights and Upcoming Content
57:25 to 58:41
Discover insights on Spurs' unique stadium features and upcoming podcast episodes.
“I think we're on the tail end of this miserable existence.”
Social Media and Sign Off
58:41 to 59:05
Flav discusses his social media presence and wraps up the episode.
“Just talk about any odd shit then like I do, mate.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Jack:Welcome back to Rule the Roost. Yes, it's one of those annoying ad read type things at the top of a podcast you're looking forward to listening to. Thanks for tuning in. Just a quick request before I start. If you want to help support the show this season, please leave me a rating on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. You can drop me a follow on Instagram at Ted Trunk or if you really fancy, head over to patreon.com slash RTR pod for extra episodes and access to the Discord community. All of these things really help the podcast to get discovered by more Spurs fans, and it keeps the show growing for the new campaign.
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2:10Tell. Oh, beautiful strike from Matis Tell. He's been the outstanding attacking threat tonight and delivers with a goal that suggests he's really gearing up for the new Premier League season.
2:28Jack:Hello everybody, welcome back to Rule the Roost podcast. Here's a man you'll have never heard from before in a Tottenham space, Mr Flav Bateman, how you doing mate? Hello Jack, how you doing? Not bad, I like that, that was kind of, that was a bit of a throwback to the... Oh, the goal! Oh, Danny Rose on his Premier League debut. That has to be the best. I think that to me, that's the Lucas Moura-Ajax one's up there just because of gravitas at the moment. But Danny Rose on his Premier League debut is up there with what, Gazza's free kick against Arsenal, maybe? Yeah, I mean... What is it? He's going to have a crack, you know?
3:03Jack:Oh, he is! Is that what it is? Yeah, I mean, if you go back and watch it, in modern era, that is an outrageous free kick. It's obscene, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I don't think people know about it because of the celebration because we beat Arsenal we went on to win lift the FA Cup but it is insane that free kick like the way he strikes it as well because in the modern era you'd lace that from that distance or he also got some curl on it and the power it was insane it was insane Is it what people call a knuckleball? Is that what it was? What is a knuckleball exactly? In modern era it would be not then he kind of he sort of he sort of hit it with some curl with his laces it was just completely unique goal and as far as goals scored I think Danny Rose is up there he's got to be up there in the best top three goals ever scored at the old wire lane I think it was so unique so it almost took forever to go in and a second to go in it was such a weird the way he struck it the technique is so rare that you see that happening it was right through the middle whenever do you see a ball struck from that distance on the volley down the keeper's throat and he had no chance it was just it was magic I love those days I love those you know those games against Arsenal games against Chelsea when Spurs just show up show up from like the first minute and you're just like yeah there's a smell about this today this is this is one of those days when we're going to have them we're going to pull their pants down there were times against Arsenal the old wire lane back when we were starting to get the better of them Bale Pochettino era end of AVB we were just getting results against them I think the AVB Lennon AVB was their manager when Lennon and Bale scored two goals and there is footage from inside the old Park Lane that captures both goals and I just implore anyone to go and watch that whenever, to understand what it used to be like and if that happened in the new stadium it would be similar, but there was something about the old place against Arsenal, when we scored it just went off and to score two in three minutes was just, it was insane, I was never more hungover I've been the most hungover in my entire life watching that game, but still it's sort of I remember it was such fondness, it was incredible One of those days, one of those games when you know when you've been sort of drinking all day and the game is so exciting and you're shouting so much you just you feel the headache there when you're in the stands like my head hurts so much 18 movement i'd get singing headaches every single time like to bring paracetamol with me um how are you doing mate as again are you uh as things ahead of the season and all that just i i am i'm in a good place i i um it's remarkable what a bit of optimism does to uh podcast numbers because at the end of last season, we had double whammy of actually considering our professional career as well as the most beloved part of our life going down and just being the butt of the jokes forever.
5:56I mean, historically would have been something that you just cannot, I mean, what's its equal? Leicester winning the league. That's how big it would have been Spurs going down. But tied into that is actually, I'm legitimately going to have to look at what I do for a living. Not that I don't think I'd have ever had to go and get a new job, but it would have been a financial hit, significant financial hit. So there was two things that you had to kind of contend with. And now when things are a little bit more optimistic, it's mental because not only can we be genuinely excited about what this season might hold, but people want to listen to podcasts again, which is a wonderful thing.
6:29So I'm in a good place.
6:30Jack:Well, it's funny. I don't know about it. I didn't really have much of a whammy. My numbers were booming at the end of last year. I don't know if I'm seen as some like doomsayer. Now that Spurs are going to do well, it's going to all fall off again. No, no, you'll be fine. We don't listen to him. He's the miserable one. We'll tune in for him when we lose. No, I think, Jack, that you, there was a shift in energy and direction and consistency in your work which resulted in your numbers growing, which makes complete sense, right? So what you should see is now when we win the league, the numbers go up again.
7:04So not that it's all about numbers, but I think you had a shift in what you would do. it felt from an outside looking in that you'd sort of turned it up and not were you thinking fuck off it's too many spurs podcasts yeah yeah yeah i was especially thinking fuck off the other day jack actually because i messaged ali golden went do you want to come back on the pod can't i'm doing broader roost i promised jack i'd do that i was like you fucking motherfucker jack now i've got to wait another 10 months to ask him again that's the thing is when we started there was no one else there was no one now there's like 40 and 400 spurs podcast but it's all good
7:35Jack:was podcasters there's tiktokers do you know i mean always yeah and you you're fanning the flames you you know oh ben bowman oh kish come on worst thing i ever did worst thing i ever did was unleash ben bowman on onto the no mama pig there with all your with all your nipples out aren't you letting all the kids suckle from them you should take 10 off of everything they do nah man they they were always going to um they they it was inevitable but like you see what ben has done since you know breaking out i guess and it's uh it's all down to hard work and um and finding that audience which is if you can do it you and it was inevitable massively massive in every sense massive big boy bomba what does what does the word bomba mean to you want to bomba do you want to g with the big boys that's what it means to me uh what's bomba mean i i was it not the weirdest thing when does erby said that there's another bomba coming for you because firstly you don't expect it from you know a head coach or a manager but also ricky posted it in the group but you really typed it he typed it out himself or he copied and pasted a bit of text so i just thought ricky was just doing a bit our manager of course said bomber so i found that funny and then turned out oh no he actually said it um yeah so a bomber to me is is it seems now that it just means any transfer big transfer news that comes in but to me it should be like a seismic signing a bomber rather than Andy Robertson on a free, which is a good bit of business, but you're not driving to a spur shop to get Robertson free on your back, are you?
9:07Jack:No, the bomber is where we're hijacking Barcala or something like that, right? It's not going to be that, though. That would be a dream. It's not going to be that. So of the list of possible bombers, it could possibly be. What's your dream? Well, I think we'd all be lying, wouldn't we, if we said we aren't all a little bit worried that the bomber is going to be his Savino. No way. Yeah, it can't be that. It can't be that. This is the thing. Do you reckon, because I was thinking about it. We all know he's coming. We all know he's coming. I was lying in bed, Jack, yesterday, last night, trying to get to sleep.
9:39Obviously, I was thinking about Spurs. And I was thinking, what did you reckon the press officer thought when he said Bomber? He said, well, don't say that. He goes, well, I think they want to know that we're being active in a transfer hockey. Yeah, I know, but they're going to think it's something big, like a Bomber-like, not Savino. And he goes, oh, no, I meant Savino. you've raised expectations now. You fucked it, mate. You fucked it. You've absolutely fucked it. Just keep your stupid mouth shut. It was funny because everyone's expectations about who the player might be now. And it's inevitable that a player's coming in because a manager never says that there will be another player coming in as bluntly and boldly as he did.
10:17Which is interesting because you're keeping Langer and Venkatesham honest by saying this stuff. They have to get the deal done. He's saying that this is the work that's been doing. If we don't get it done, it's not on me kind of thing. So he's keeping them honest. But Ricky, it's now come to be that it's probably going to be Marmouche, right?
10:39Jack:Well, this is what the whispers is. Is that what the tentacle is telling you? No, this is just what people on the internet are saying. That Marmouche seems to be the guy, although it might not be Marmouche. I don't know where I'm at with all this ITK bollocks at the moment. people absolutely adore it but my point I want to make is that Ricky was a bit disappointed with Mamouche he thought that it would be if it is Mamouche he was thinking more of Barcolo at that level Mamouche is quality though he's a good player he's absolutely what we need he's a good player I always thought he was like a winger though apparently he is a centre forward like a number nine yeah I mean Frankfurt he was signed as a nine for City but you've got Haaland in front of him he's never going to play I think if he's good enough for me though he's good enough for me do you like the fact that we were i mean great i did like you saying cheers graham to graham bailey when he broke the news the other day that we were about to be creepy and he's done i hate that he i'll tell you what's happened with that geezer and i don't know why i'm even talking about him he's a bullshit merchant in the biggest extreme right okay i think so yeah graham bailey yeah and he's been around for years hasn't he yeah i kind of feel like he has i've been aware of his existence for sure but he's grifting he is he's he knows there's a market and a possessive market for information regarding transfers coming in to a football club it's the easiest thing in the world to grow an audience and to monetize an audience by giving people what they want not the truth not and it's not not anything based on reality not what the athletic or any kind of serious journalists do will go right that's once a tiktoker is not a source of information Chevy is called the heartbeat of America for a reason.
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13:18Not of all of it cannot be true and he's himself made a comment on the fact that players and agents have come to him to give him information. So there's a motive there. So I don't know man. Graham Bailey according to TeamTalk and I'm almost certainly owns TeamTalk or has something. You can't write articles for TeamTalk which historically was a decent website was now turned to absolute shit you can't write an article team talk and then go on Twitter and go according to team talk when it's your own article that's I mean you can and they do
13:53Jack:people won't mind you know it still works team talk's been around since since the internet first existed it was one of the first ones it used to be really good I used to go to team talk to read it every day was it team talk you used to bell up off of teletext it rings a bell no club call that's club call yeah yeah club call team talk back in the day actually it was worth reading that's just i mean they to be fair whoever owns it they are they've done the right thing because it's it's a it's an economy of attention and how do you do it you don't have to post truth you just post this it's all started with news now you remember news now back in the day jake i do remember news now yeah so news now was the was the place where you'd get you would get your web your your your audience from.
14:39And this is a website that was just, it would post tons and tons of headlines. You only see the headline of the story. And when you click on the headline of the story, it goes through to the blog post. Now, what you could do with WordPress, which is like the content management system, it would allow you to write a NewsNow headline and the actual headline that you wanted to appear on your website, because you don't want that clickbait nonsense on your website, but you do want it on NewsNow because people will click on that nonsense. So inevitably, if you're linked with Marmouche, what the headline you would see today, if you were still a blogger, would be Spurs mystery number nine Bomba revealed.
15:11All right. So it'd just be nonsense. And then you go, I heard that it's Marmouche and you would get tens of thousands of clicks on that. That's how, and it used to be, and then you would serve ads on it. So it was just, it was wild.
15:22Jack:It was wild west back then. News Now was like, it was, it was quality though. I used to love it. I used to, do you know what I mean? There's 15 year old me there, refreshing News Now, time after time after time. Tottenham linked with Thierry Henry or something. Go on then. Let's read that. why not why not you know yeah it was it was it was a time for sure and I had a blog back then Cox in the West if you remember Jack you get addicted to the audience you get addicted to writing headlines that dragged in as many slugs as you could you'd watch the counters go up I don't remember you ever you didn't bait it out that much though did you you didn't like write fake stuff no no no I wasn't doing what Harry Hotspur was doing back then he was the master that guy of news now um but there was a lot of shit on there so i wouldn't do it to a certain degree but i would be tempted to for sure because i didn't even have ads on that we had no ads it wasn't about that it was just just just addicted to attention those sweet sweet numbers those sweet sweet numbers um well just as we've been speaking roberto deservey has he's had another press conference and he's been pressed on his bomber comments actually anyway two bombers well he says bomber in Italian is different to English.
16:34Jack:I mean, Bomber isn't an English word for a start. You can write what you want. I have said we have to compete in the transfer market. We have some other players to complete the squad. Tonali, Fernandez, Sanessi, Robertson are Bomber. Top players. So, you know.
16:56Jack:Sneaking a little bit, but it's fine. Yeah, I mean, it might be like you saying, it might be the press office has been like, don't, come, You know, Vinay's watched that and thought, oh, for fuck's sake, you know? It doesn't help anything. You just increase that expectation. Savini and Mamouche, on top of the players we already have, I think that moves the needle for Tottenham. I think that moves the needle. I think that puts us in a much better place going into the next season. It looks like we're never going to get rid of Richarlison by the looks of things. Nobody's going to pay us the amount of money for him.
17:27Jack:Probably cost us too much to release him. we don't have enough bodies in order to release him so I think he's just going to be one of those players he's going to stick about he'll score a goal against Liverpool and that'll be alright you know it'll be fine I mean is there anyone else that you'd want would you want would you want like Marcus Rashford for example yeah I think he would be my preference out of all I think he's good yeah I think it was sorry yeah go he'd play on the left play for the middle you know I think he's class I think the right motivation in the right environment I think it'd be absolutely it'd be great and he's going to cost next to nothing I know big wages for sure but in terms of money out I can't imagine Man United asking for a huge amount to get him off the wage bill so yeah I'd probably have him as my first choice why did I hate him so much?
18:15something's happened mate I don't know man he didn't want to play under Amirim he didn't want to play for Ten Hag even despite you know the one period of the start of Ten Hag's reign he was like tipped as the best number nine in Europe I think he did 30 goals Premier League goals in 2022. But something happened. Something happened with the club. The fact that he's gone back there and Carrick is there and it's still reported that he's not going to be at Man United next season just means that there's some issue with the ownership of the club or someone at the club. It can only be the only thing.
18:44Jack:But I mean, you look at it, Villa haven't sort of firmed up their interest. I mean, I think he maybe wasn't too interested in staying at Villa permanently. Fair, yeah. Barcelona. I don't know. It seems like a shame for a player who is, I think, incredibly, incredibly talented. but I'd love him at Spurs and I think he'd be that sort of marquee that we've lacked, would you say, since Sonny? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, yeah, he's, he moves the needle, I think. So, there's an opportunity to get him in, get him in. We need it, don't we? We need, we need at least two players. We need at least two attackers.
19:17Jack:I mean, it's easy to forget the fact, you know, we've got, we've got Kulusevsky coming back, which we'll talk about that in a minute. He's in full training, isn't he? Yeah. Kudus coming back. Xavi Siemens is a while off, but he is coming back. Madison is coming back. We do have Tell, who looks very good. There are players there. Solanke, I think, will work very well under Roberto De Zerbi. Baker, who I get on here a lot, has made a lot of comparisons to the way Solanke plays, his skill set, and Danny Welbeck, who is very, very well utilised by De Zerbi at Brighton. There's similarities there. Solanke's, in theory, a younger, fitter version of somebody like Welbeck.
19:53Jack:I mean, I think Welbeck was a very, he's a very, very talented player. Very, very talented player. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Underrated, I think, generally. And the fact that he's a man, Chelsea's going to improve them. It shows what good player he is. But we do still, we need more spice and attack, don't we? Yeah. You know, just that number nine worries me because you've got Solanke, he's not, he has an issue again, right? He hasn't played a minute in pre-season. He's not available. Is he going to be ready for the start of the season? I don't know. It's like, if that is the case and he's that inconsistently available, then we need a solution to this problem.
20:28Because we cannot achieve what De Zerbi thinks we can achieve with Richarlison leading the line for prolonged periods this season. So, yes, Mamouche or whoever it might be, we need a centre forward. I mean, I would have taken Kruppi, according to Graham Bailey, that was nearly done. it's amazing that if we desperately wanted him that we are we not going to go back in in January for him when he's fit again or do you just buy him in spite of the injury
20:57Jack:it's tough if we're talking 120 mil you don't know how bad the injury is you don't know what his recovery is going to be like I can forgive I get it I get the point that people are making with that like just capitalise on it but what if that's him done now he just it's too much risk three or four months is a significant injury look look what Kulisovsky his two-week injury turned into. Look at Kudus. You know, he was supposed to be back within six to eight weeks and it's been seven months of him. So, it just has been seven months, hasn't it? Was it? When did he get injured? It's been ages. Ages.
21:29So, yeah, no, I agree.
21:31Jack:And he hates us, doesn't he, as well, Kudus, I think. So, you know. I think he's going to be great next year. I hope so. He's somebody that, I think, deserves himself as like, earmarked as a player he's very excited to work with. But let's talk about Kulusevsky anyway. Kulishevsky back in training. He actually, you know, this stuff means something nowadays. He liked an Instagram post where somebody was talking about him returning to training, that he was feeling fit, feeling happy, healthy ahead of the season. I mean, just how important do you think a fully fit Kulishevsky is to Tottenham's ambitions?
22:05Jack:It's incredible. I thought he was done. I think we all felt that this was never going to come back. It's been a story about his eventual return for months and months and months. almost from the minute he got injured was when was he going to be back and it turns out 14 months later he's still nowhere near but well he's returned to full training now i had a little look because we've talked about it on our podcast earlier but so the from surgery to being back in full training it was anywhere from 11 to 14 months typically for a patellar injury of his of his significance so actually his return date is more in line with what you would expect once that surgery were taking place.
22:44From full training to being available to play in a Premier League level, it was thought to be between six and eight weeks from this point. So in order to get him fully fit, to be able to deal with the sort of rigmarole of playing Premier League football, twisting, turning, jumping, all that sort of stuff. So we could be looking at a fully fit Kulisevsky in more or less first month of the season. So if he is fully fit and he can do what he did beforehand, And then that literally is like a new signing.
23:13Jack:Did you see when he posted a picture of his knee, the injury? Originally. After he'd had the surgery. I don't want to see that shit. It was disgusting. The whole thing was open up, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah. More like clamps and stuff, I think. Yeah, he is at least a year out. But mate, it's an amazing thing. Because if you think, what I noticed, and you can't take a great deal from pre-season, but players like Williams Barnett, and taking the ball on the half turn and, and moving into space, I think that's going to be a key part of how we build up, making players honest in their positioning and asking them, the more creative ones, to twist and turn into space to create opportunity.
23:56And taking the ball on the half turn, Kulisevsky does it as well as anyone. We're putting him up there with Dembele, the way he's just to carry the ball and take it on.
24:05Jack:His work rate, his determination. The other thing about Kulisevsky, he's got that kind of thing that a Kane has. Do you know what I mean? Like where there's just, there's a whiff about certain players, a positive whiff, where they just, they fancy it. You know, they fancy it. They know they're good. They know they've got ability and they're happy to just go into any game and give it some, you know? When we talk about that, that greatest ever Premier League performance of Harry Kane away at the Etihad, Kuliszewski was massive in that game as well. Absolutely massive. And I think, I'm not saying I am free from this.
24:38Jack:I think we've all maybe as a bit of a fan base collectively forgotten actually quite how good Kulishevsky is and how important he was to us that late stage under Conte when we did get Champions League. You know, just the kind of level he's at, I think is, or was at, should we say, was super high. 14 months out of the game is, this is quite, no, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to say it's horrible. It's not a nice thing. But 14 months out of the game is a long time. and you know I don't want to be a doomsayer about it I want to be positive, this is my thing this year mate, I'm coming into this year being like be positive, I want to look forward to it people are saying they don't like the idea of Andy Robertson playing for Spurs, well whatever I'm going to look at it as he's a Scotland captain, he's a winner, it's a good bit of business whatever, see also Kulisevsky am I going to get worried that he's never going to return back to the days that he once had at Spurs No, I'm just going to look at it as we've got Dejan Kulishevsky back and that's a good thing.
25:38Jack:And as you say, to your point, you know, where we have this kind of system, this very particular system by somebody like Roberto Dezerbi, where you do require a certain level of, what should we say, fluidity, positionally speaking, like we sort of saw under Pochettino previously. You need these players that can do a bit of everything. And Kulishevsky, I think, is that. Kulishevsky, we've often sort of said in the past, we bemoan the fact, you can't really say exactly where Kulusevsky plays best. Sometimes he looks good down the middle, sometimes he looks good coming off the wing. But that's maybe because, you know, under somebody like Conte, we had more of a rigid positional system.
26:14Jack:Whereas you sort of feel like someone like Deserby, he might be able to get the best out of someone like Kulusevsky, especially if he's kind of... I think he likes operating in that kind of, I thought the bedroom tacticals would call the half space, isn't it? It's between the sort of wing and the 10, that period that area of pitch he likes picking it up but um to harry brooks's point he's made consistently is you know that the game isn't as much about positions as people think it is and if you look at the way deserve it builds up it's actually reactional to the game state so you have when you receive the ball you have to adjust your position to not eat passing lanes for whoever has it and that that plan is truncated as you move up through the through the pitch so even if you know we need number 10, it's not less that we need someone who can play in a 10 if Madison isn't fit or Simmons isn't there.
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27:05It's someone technical enough to do that work in that area of the pitch. And the fact that Kulisevsky is comfortable in the 10 and comfortable wide so is Simmons you could argue the same thing and Madison should easily be able to be fluid in that as well. That's kind of the role that these guys are going to be playing rather than it mattering whether or not Kulisevski plays through the middle or wide right. So it's going to be quite exciting to see. I think when it works, we're going to be an unbelievable team to watch, but also especially effective as well. Just quickly, you know, like the patella injury that is similar to what Ronaldo, our nine had.
27:43And he came back and I think he won the Golden Boot at the World Cup after his patella injury. And I think he won the Ballon d 'Or after it as well. So there is hope for...
27:55Jack:No pressure, Decky. Absolutely no pressure at all. To your point now about De Zerbe, it's sort of gotten normalized. I mean, for me anyway, it's become sort of normalized immediately, actually quite how good we already look as a team. Like you watch Spurs play now and yeah, all right, it's not a barnstorming win to beat Sydney FC on penalties, but still it's encouraging to see the way Spurs are knocking the ball about actually playing with some sort of structure. Whereas, you know, you cast your mind back to some of the, look, I know this winds people up, but some of the darker days under Ange, especially the entirety of the Thomas Frank, you know, rain disaster.
28:35Jack:Look at this and you just think, what are we doing? What's actually going on here? Nobody cares. Nobody knows what they're doing. The Zerbys come in almost immediately and turn things around. I think, you know, I want to be optimistic. You know, this whole kind of careful optimism thing, I'm not really buying it anymore, mate. I don't know what's the point I just want to be excited about it I can't I can't I'm 41 years old I'm going to die soon you know in the grand scheme of things soon I want to see Spurs do something look if you can't if someone can't is sort of has an inability to find excitement in these moments before a ball is kicked then there's nothing you can do to change that but there's nothing what else do you want to be right now other than blindly optimistic about what might come that's the only position the most healthiest position to take up like for your mental health for all aspects of of creating a positive environment for yourself be excited but why not it doesn't matter if it doesn't start the way we want it to start at this point it'd be frustrating then and you'd have to deal with it then but you don't know you can't worrying about the inevitable when there's no ways to predict it is uh it's a foolish foolish place to be in my opinion so yeah i'm going to be excited the fact that we've been aggressive in the transfer market bringing in fernandez tonali bringing in free two excellent free transfers and robertson and uh and van hecker as well do you know what i found really weird right i've had several conversations and i've been listening to um the radio whereas crystal palace fans are obsessed with the valuation of van hecker and how much they should get for lacroix yeah it's really strange i had a conversation with dan cook who takes your tco on a podcast to do with him and he was like twice he's bought up van hecker's price compared to lacroix's price because he's gone to chelsea and then i was listening to on the radio and then they went well van hecker van hecker went for 53 million so lacroix with three years left on his contract should obviously go for more than van hecker and i'm why are they obsessing over this that's two different players that's a Brighton Palace thing bleeding into it though isn't it?
30:42Jack:It's just yeah I think it's just that petty what sort of a derby is that? What sort of a rivalry is that? Palace against look come on I know your pals with what's his name but come on you know it gets quite tasty I don't know isn't that the best of my room? A few slobs fighting in a little car park's not do you know what I mean there's nothing is it you know fair fair yeah I'll tell you what I am blindly optimistic about mate it's Mathis Tell what a goal I like him where are you Antel? I've loved I think he has the right attitude right application and I saw that I mean I always felt he handled himself well anyway I never had any doubts that his aptitude and his willingness to play for the football club it was never in any doubt really but there were moments when Andrew was having a go at the players and it was him that was there trying to stop it.
31:39As a 21-year-old, or 20-year-old kid then who was on loan, I think, at the time, the fact that he wants to be involved and be in the middle of that is, it just shows you that he cares, right? And as long as he's cared for by the football club, I don't think there's a world where he won't want to play for Spurs, especially if things are going in the right direction. And that attitude showed last year when things were bad, his willingness to get on the ball and not hide and drive and try and create something. That is, it sounds obvious, oh, he should be able to do that. He should be open to offers.
32:09He's a professional football player playing for Tottenham, of course, but we didn't see it in large parts of last season. It felt like a lot of them had given up or completely uninspired by what was happening in the football club for good reason. Tell, to me, always seemed up for it and scored big goals when we needed him. So, yeah, look, I'm saying whoever comes in the football club isn't guaranteed to start because Matis Tell is there. Even if Savinho comes in, if Rashford comes in, I think that's a no-brainer. but Savino and Tell to me are competing. No, not, it isn't. Drop Savino in immediately and Tell sits at a bench.
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33:12Jack:Do I feel this? It's refreshing to me because to me, it's one of the strangest, like, I don't know, culture wars. I've been talking about this with people on Discord. Patreon.com slash RTRpod joining the Discord. But still, chatting on the Discord about the term culture war and how we sort of overuse that to just mean disagreement. And I kind of agree with that. So there's a long-standing disagreement on Mattis Tell with the fan base. It seems to be there's a not insignificant amount of people that just think he's like shit. It's not even like he's not that good. People like it really riles people.
33:47Jack:If you just say, I quite like him, I think he's quite a talented player. It gets into that whole kind of you're that type of fan, you're the one that'll accept Enix standards. I think people forget like it was seen as a massive coup when Spurs got Mattis Telling. like this was on a buy-in sort of like wonder kids yeah he'd not really managed to break through there but they just signed harry kane there's a lot of pressure at a club like buy-in yeah the sort of the idea of getting mattis tell was was big he's been one of those names that's been shipped around europe for you know a few years right i remember having a uh the conversation with ricky at the time and he was like this is never going to happen he's like and and i kind I believed him and it did happen.
34:31People are saying that if you think he's all right, then you're singing the tune.
34:37Jack:This is just an example, but you know how it gets. Fair enough. I'm bemused if you think that there isn't a player there and we can't get the most out of him. There isn't an opportunity for us to do that. And in fact, it doesn't hurt our first team at all. what is it that you've seen that you dislike so much explain that to me rather than just saying he's shit anyone can fucking say he's shit or he's good what is it that you what do you mean by shit do you actually mean we could do better that's not shit is it you know we should be after a bigger profile of player that's not him being shit so what is it about you why are you saying it is what the question because I don't know what they mean by that I think the opposite of that I think there's a player there that is desperate to play first team football and will listen and do what needs to be done in order to achieve that and you know You're suggesting there's an element of racism there, that they're all racist, the people that don't.
35:31Jack:It feels like that's what you're intimating, mate. You're scaring around it. You're saying, what is it that you don't like exactly? With this one? No, I'm just saying with the performance of the players, his performances at Tottenham, what is it that he's done that makes you think he's shit? He's our best left winger at the football club, without question at the moment. You don't score. It doesn't matter who the opposition is. you don't score a free kick like that at all if you're bobbins like there is obviously a player there the way he cuts in off the wing and twats it every now and again he hasn't scored as many as I would have liked but he still is I think there's plenty to be excited about in Mattis Tell I really like him I think he's going to do really well under Zerbi I think he is I like him, he's good as a few of our younger players I think everybody's done it to death we can't really talk too much about it but you know Malachi Hardy's been playing quite well Luca Williams Barnett is you know what do you call him he called him like a diamond or something like that um yeah yeah I think we all know how good this lad's going to be I just you know I'm just I'm not fully buying this idea that Deserby coming to the club is going to suddenly be like the death of youth talent at Tottenham Hotspur we sold Vyscovic I get it people are concerned about that but I think it's I think it's a much there's there's so many more pieces to that than just he doesn't want a young player you know yeah I don't care I don't care if I never see a young player play for Spurs again I don't give a shit I think why are we obsessed with this are we not obsessed with having the best possible first team is that not what we're trying to do here I mean I do I get it I get the like I understand it the journey we went on with Harry Kane for example was incredible it was wonderful once in a lifetime experience yeah we'll never see that ever again Probably not, no.
37:17Jack:Just leave it then. Just leave it. It happened. Brilliant. You know, like when we sold Will Lancashire, people were literally talking like, we've just sold a young Harry Kane. We all saw what happened. Like, come on, man. 20 mil. 20 mil for Lancashire is a very good deal. You've got to be pragmatic in these instances. Will Lancashire, in fact, there is no number nine that exists in Great Britain, or probably not even the world right now, that is going to have the career that Harry Kane has had. It is, you're talking about once in a generation. Good type of player Harry Kane is. You know, there's him, there's Mbappe, what?
37:51Give me another player. So he's the best number nine in the world. To say that Will Langshear is anything, he's even going to have a quarter of the career that Harry Kane has. And that is not, you know, a slight on him at all. Of course, things can happen and can be wrong, but you can't anticipate, or we better not let anyone go in because they could become a better footballer than we thought. Will Langsje is not going to play for Tottenham this year. So it's a loan or as it's come out, he wanted to go and sign for a team and play first team football. De Zerbe has also said the same to Beraval and Spence.
38:23I want you to stay, but it's up to you. And that is the correct energy. Now, if you were saying we was in European football, then I'm saying keep Will Langsje. I'm saying keep Spence, keep Beraval, keep them. Because there's a role to play and we can develop them. Right now, we don't have time to do that. We don't have opportunity for these players to do it. We've got an opportunity to spend big because of the way the rules are currently and how long Spurs sat well under the threshold for squad cost ratio and PSR. So now that Levy's gone, there's an appetite to spend. Let's take advantage of that.
38:55Let's not worry about blocking routes for young players coming through. Let's build the best first 16 we can possibly, possibly build. And if Williams Barnett can fit within that, brilliant. That's great. And I think he will, by the way. I think he's going to be a part of it. You can just tell he's a cut above cut.
39:12Jack:It's similar to, remember when Dele was playing for us in pre-season and stuff, and you just look at him and you're like, yeah, he's, you know, this kid can play football. No, yeah, he's confident, he's cocky, he believes he deserves to be there. And that's why he will make it probably at Spurs. Now, should we offer the same extension to Donnelly? Probably not, because he's not going to be playing football for a team that's in the top six of the Premier League. so I'm not I know it's an unpopular position I think it is anyway right now developing Will Langshere isn't at the forefront of what we should be concentrating Do you trust just on this one point about like the financial fair play about the money Spurs spending and stuff Ledley King you know I know a lot of people see him as just like the PR arm of Tottenham nowadays but Ledley King did you know came out the other day and said that the Lewis's really really want to change things at Spurs they want to change the perception and they want to turn Tottenham into the club that we've threatened to be for however long.
40:11Jack:Do you trust them, Gal? Are you starting to believe? Well, you can only go on what you've seen, right? What you've seen is them turn down offers to buy the football club. And I did a podcast with a guy called Matt Slater of The Athletic, and he mainly deals in articles of acquisitions of football clubs and ballroom. Yeah, it was really good. It was great to listen to and have him on. But what he said, and he's better placed than anybody to say that this is true. He said that everyone assumed in the industry that Spurs are up for sale. The natural position that Enoch are going to place is that club isn't up for sale because they're not giving up any leverage.
40:54And they said, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you are actually up for sale. And they said, okay, you write what you want, but you will see what happens. And what's happened is they've, after a terrible season, put out two very clear and definitive statements, one from Peter Charrington and one from the Lewis family that said things were going to change. Now, I was impressed by that for one reason. Not everyone was. Everyone said, this is just more meaningless words. Let's see what the evidence is, which is absolutely fine as well. But what they did is they put themselves on account of saying, we are going to do this.
41:25Now, if they don't do it, then that can be used as a way of maneuvering against them. You promised this. an official statement and nothing has changed. Therefore, you have to be put under pressure. Whatever maximum amount of pressure they need to be put under by the fan base, that should have happened if they reneged on what they said. They haven't. They've done what they've said. They've broke our transfer record twice in the window. They have been shrewd in the signings of Robertson and Sinesi. They have given Deserby, they've appointed Deserby and moreover, given him what he's asked for. Van Hecker signed 53 million with a year left on his contract when we already have Romero then.
42:01All of this stuff under the current ownership wouldn't have happened. Brendan Johnson wouldn't have been sold for 35 million, which looks like, honestly, the best deal we've ever done, incoming and outcoming. Getting 35 million for him. You should see what the Palace fans are saying about it. So I can only go by so far, so good. Long may it continue. We're not going to be able to spend like this forever. This is an opportunity, a window to do it. But we're building a foundation and this is the most aggressive we've been in the transfer market since I can remember, ever, actually. you'd have to go back to the seven we brought in when we sold Baal but we had Baal's money so that wasn't speculation that was trying to you know fill the hole that Baal left so I what you have to just look at the evidence and the evidence is yes things have changed I saw you know when you
42:46Jack:I don't know about you but sometimes when I'm on a Twitter or something like that I will go down in the comments I'll go down the threads of you know people's conversations and I saw one the other day from a Palace fan which was Brennan Johnson is the only time that a BJ would seem unappealing so I do I feel sorry for the lad I do feel I feel bad for him and he is you know to a certain degree he's a Tottenham legend and always will be you know without him we wouldn't have done it would we you know um and he seems like a nice kid you know he does seem like a nice kid it's not nice is there space for nice in no no that's kind of it isn't it and I think that's look this is something that obviously like Deserby is I think he's cutting through with his candor and I really I appreciate it I really because I've loved these press conferences so mate there's so much of this that there are a lot of there's a lot of uncomfortable conversations to be had about Tottenham about the squad about the players about probably the way in which we have acted in the last few years and I do just feel like and maybe it's uncomfortable for some people maybe we've been conditioned to feel a certain way and this is sort of what we're talking about but you know when he comes in and he sees a player like Bergvau who is I get it this is the thing I was sort of I was sort of told I was being overly negative about him my point the other day was and this is exactly what I said Bergvau is an incredibly talented player who I can see having a Premier League career and if not that a Premier League adjacent career where he plays for somebody like Dortmund and consistently plays Champions League football right I think he great career from him in this position.
44:20Jack:I think he's a very talented player. The point I'm making, and I think somebody like Deserby is making though, is that he's not there yet. And if he doesn't want to be on the pathway that I'm putting him on, I will sell him. And I'm happy to do that because to your sort of point, I'm not dealing in potential. I'm dealing in who wants to be here now, who is focused on making Tottenham a better team now, and who's focused on improving themselves. If he doesn't want to be here, if he doesn't want to be a part of that, we have to be more ruthless of that and i don't think he's being unfair do you mean he's come out he said he's a very good player i don't want to lose him he but he he is very clear in what he wants the way he wants to play the amount of time he wants to play and i can't guarantee that to him and if he's not happy with that then we'll talk to johan we'll talk to vinay and we'll get him a move and we just need a bit of that don't we we need a bit of that 100 look he's like like you don't want to lose the opportunity the upside of of of a player's career but but can you legitimately or anybody out there legitimately say that Beraval starts in our midfield ahead of Tonali and Fernandes no so if they're fit he's not going to play so he should say I'm going to get a loan and you know I'll move on or but but he isn't as good as better than those players and I'm honestly I know there's a player in there and I know that because everyone keeps telling me that that's the fact but there's been he's there's so much work he's got so much work to do he really has and you know for 45 million right now is good business in my opinion i don't i don't have any issue with it i'd football writer um jack gallagher on the other day he's not a spurs fan and his sort of take on this whole situation was you've you've got a player who's a similar age plays in a similar position now in fernandez you've upgraded on bergwell you just have like bergwell is now competing against fernandez and the way things are right now fernandez is a comprehensively better player than Lucas Bergvau.
46:14He's just marginally older.
46:16Jack:And that's it. You know, when you're a club that wants to win a Premier League, win a Champions League, you have to be quite ruthless with this stuff. And I think a lot of people are comfortable. A lot of people are sort of comfortable in that kind of not being that club. It's easier to not be that club. It's nicer. It would be nice. It'd be nice for Bergvau to come and, you know, learn he's become a great midfielder at Spurs. And you can also pat him on the ass when Real Madrid come and buy him off us. But we had the same thing when Poch first came in, remember? We had that culture at Tottenham where we had good players who were quite comfortable.
46:53Jack:And Poch came in and made those uncomfortable decisions. He got rid of players like Aaron Lennon, who were loved by the fan base. But we all knew, like for all the incredible things that Lennon had going for him, we all knew he wasn't a top player. He wasn't very, very cream of the crop Premier League talent. He was an incredible player for Spurs. He's one of my favourite Spurs players of all time. But what I'm saying is sometimes it takes somebody coming from the outside, somebody who has that vision of wanting to take a club to the next step, who knows what has to be done, who can come in, who perhaps doesn't have that same emotional connection to a lot of these players.
47:31Jack:As Pochettino did, he came in and was like, I can get rid of somebody like Aaron Lennon because he doesn't really fit with the vision that I have for this club. and it just feels like that's what Deserby's doing now. He's not here to make friends with everybody. He's here. Kilpatrick's already said this on one or the other. I'm not sure which podcast it was. It might have been the last word on Spurs. He was saying that the feeling is the pressure is on Deserby straight away. As much as the club want to do right by Deserby, he saved the club. They are giving him a substantial amount of money. What comes with that is that he backs up a lot of these promises that he's made that he's going to be able to turn Tottenham into not only a Champions League competing side, like getting into the top five, a team that, in his own words, is going to try and win the title.
48:19Jack:And so I guess what comes with that is making these uncomfortable... Look, people can scoff at this, right? People can scoff at this all they like, and scoff at the comparison between the clubs, the infrastructure, the men themselves. But somebody like Pep Guardiola, somebody like Jurgen Klopp, went into their respective clubs and made tough decisions. Didn't always make the popular decision. You know, Jurgen Klopp went in at first at Liverpool, played his geg and press, his rock and roll football. It only got them so far. He got rid of his number two, the guy he'd worked with pretty much his entire career.
48:50Jack:Brought in a new number two. Switched to a much more pragmatic style of football. Made some tough decisions in the transfer market. Started to, you know, overhaul things in terms of like, you know, worked more closely with Ian Graham, you know, the book you keep going on about, which I've listened to as well, which is great. it's a fascinating insight into how a club that was a you know not historically but in that moment in time was neck and neck with somebody like Spurs how they went that next level again yeah you got to make the right it's making Pochettino said that there's going to be a painful rebuild and I don't think any of us really knew what that meant and to this day we probably don't we're guessing if I had to guess it's about selling players you've become attached to that aren't fit for purpose anymore.
49:35That just didn't happen at Spurs. We're not used to selling players. I think a lot of Spurs fans' idea about what selling players means is our very best ones get pinched by bigger clubs like Manchester United and Real Madrid. When actually realising and becoming a good selling club is more crucial now than ever before. And we're not used to seeing players go until we don't want them anymore. That's just the reality. What is the problem with selling Berovan Vyskovic and a Borough Lancashire is because there's potential there, untapped potential that could benefit the football club. But it's a gamble to keep them.
50:05What's real is the transfer fee we can get and how aggressive we can use that money to improve the rest of the squad. And this would only be important. This is only relevant. And we should only be fine with letting these players go if you have an ownership model that is football first, who will reinvest the money in the football team. And it appears to be the case. So yeah, you just have to... I'm not even bothered about selling to rivals. I would happily sell to the top six other teams. That's where the money is. That's how you maximize it. We focus on us. and that's how we behave. When did Man City ever have a problem?
50:36Jack:This is the other thing, isn't it? Romero, you know? If it's Man United, so be it. You can't sell Romero to AC Milan for£30 million or whatever, you know? If United or somebody are there with 50-60, you've got to do that. You just have to. I'd drive Romero to wherever he wanted to go. That's how I feel about him at the moment. He'd be watching porn on his phone as well while he did it. Just a couple of quick questions before I let you go, Flav. Yeah, man. Graham McConnell here's a nice one to start you off Graham McConnell at McConnell underscore G says would you take Spurs being Premier League champions in 27-28 if it meant Arsenal won the quadruple the season after I wouldn't I don't know people used to say would you get relegated to stop Arsenal winning the league and I always said yeah of course but with the reality when we were facing reality yesterday I was like actually I'm not as bold as I think I am but then winning the quadruple would be awful the following season.
51:33It'd be disgusting. It'd be disgusting.
51:35Jack:Game over again. This was the point about us getting relegated. I was thinking if we get relegated and they win the Premier League and the Champions League that same season, right? It's over. The rivalry is done. They've completed it. They've won. Even if we came back and won back-to-back Premier League titles, they'll be like, I don't care. We won the Premier League and the Champions League this season, you got relegated. Unless the same thing happened in reverse, it never surpasses that. Young Pint Lover, Pint Appreciator says, rank these Spurs strikers. Richarlison, Jansen, Llorente, Soldado, Adebayor, Solanke.
52:15Adebayor, one. Yeah, definitely. Or two. Llorente? I think he's number one. Llorente, two?
52:22Jack:Yeah. Who were the others? So then, so we got, yeah, Soldado, Jansen, Richarlison, Solanke. I think Richarlison third. Absolutely. Richarlison third last is Jansen the worst worst footballer I've ever seen and then we've got just so clearly not a Premier League footballer at all yeah then you put Solanke after Richarlison and then Soldado I think that's pretty much right yeah I mean honestly speaking there's not an awful lot between Soldado and Solanke for me Solanke gets more because he's done it at Bournemouth not because he's done it at Spurs I rate him higher than that but I think the injuries are what have really where you can't put him any higher.
53:01I think it fully fits the Lanky's. You're not having him now.
53:06Jack:No, I just mean it still just hurts the Soldado one. Do you know what I mean? A player outscored only by Messi and Ronaldo in La Liga to come and just be, to not even be like, I could have stomached it if he came and he was average and he was getting 10 Premier League goals a season and you're like, yeah, whatever, he's all right. He was just so abject. And we saw it, we saw it the first, remember that first day Palace away I remember watching him thinking oh no he's shit isn't he do you know what I mean like you could just see him in the same window I was like oh my god he's shit he's Brazilian he's shit and I sort of in free game I remember I was talking on the podcast about it and I went I think he's shit lads and I proved to be right in that instance but look it just shows you that the Premier League even in that era was there's some players that just can't do it and sort of I just couldn't do it.
53:59It turned into... It's about how the environment that these players are playing in and the manager understanding them and getting the best out of them and can they relate to them. And I just think culturally he just struggled massively.
54:09Jack:This is an interesting one, Gal. I just can't bother talking about football anymore. Benny in the Guesseritz says, what's the tourist attraction in London that you like the most? As a Londoner. Do anything off the... Big Ben's impressive, isn't it? you know how's the parliament impressive sort of pubs that's what i'd say we're pubs uh yeah i suppose i don't know you live there i was after i did some work for the um the world cup and a couple of the games ended really late like the what game was it i can know the uh norway game ended late didn't it um and we've and i finished and i was in central london i thought i'd walk to my hotel and uh i spent it it transpired about an hour long walk but it was okay because i was walking through central london i was heading to white chapel where my hotel was uh and just taking in the beauty of of central london and the and parliaments and and how the construction and architecture is actually quite breathtaking when you pause to look at it and you realize why london such an appealing place for people to come to visit so while i was imagining that i was walking and I eventually got to my hotel.
55:19And I got to the hotel and it was a derelict house and a nuts on the window and there was a bloke who was filling walls and he opened the door and he went, you're the fifth person who's come here tonight. We're not a hotel. And I was like, I booked it for booking.com. Of course we're a hotel. And I went, I promise you I'm not. I went, look.
55:33Jack:Oh, you got done by that? Yeah. Do you know, that's an established big scam, this booking.com thing. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I got there and I was like, all right, okay, what am I going to do now? And he went, I don't know. me i'm just a paint and decorator i mean well past 12 at night painting decorating anyway i ended up trying to book a hotel the one hotel i could find was 650 quid i just couldn't find a hotel so as a 44 year old man semi sort of successful i'd spend an entire night sitting in paddock and station with the you know other people like me um did you get moved on no so so you're allowed to sit in paddock and station just not allowed to lie down that found out so the security guard kept coming up.
56:17Stop lying down. You found out. I found out, yeah, yeah. I found out you could sit, but not lie. Some homeless man tried to sell me a pair of Nike trainers in an Adidas box. Got these brand new trainers, mate, do you want these? And looked at them, like, I don't want to make that. Where did you find them? Anyway, so I called booking.com and they gave me my money back within 45 minutes. But I said, it's still on there. You can still book it now. What is the scam? But you know. It's this.
56:41Jack:I don't know how it's happening, but people are somehow listing properties that don't actually exist. So people are just showing up to... I think somebody else... I've told that story before. I want to say it to my mum or something. Yeah, I think someone else I know it happened to as well, which is concerning. Did it happen to me? No, it didn't happen to me. It happened to someone I know. I don't know, mate. Mine's fucking mush nowadays. The internet. Do you know what I mean? The amount of people I talk to here and there, different things, emails, WhatsApp, this, that, doing podcasts. I just don't know what I've said to anybody.
57:15Jack:Where? Yeah, but the amount of podcasts I'm doing is that I don't know who I've spoken to and when and what I've said. So you end up repeating yourself and stuff. Even my kids say I keep repeating myself. So I don't know what's happening. I think we're on the tail end of this miserable existence. Well, on that note, Flav, mate, I mean, thank you. Obviously, I know everybody will know they can listen to you on The Fighting Cock. But the lab as well is very good. you often you know some very good content on there what have you got coming up we've got a guy called on on next wednesday he started a instagram he hasn't isn't very big yet but i saw a couple of these videos and i was really impressed by it and he does football by numbers through the numbers it's called and two or three of them have been about spurs one about the cost of the stadium and the not the cost of the stadium less so the than the the money coming in with a central focus around the retractable pitch.
58:08So what Spurs have over the other five big clubs in England is that we've got this pitch, which guarantees us about£100 million a year that these other teams can't replicate because they're not going to just dig up a retractable pitch. It's not feasible. And then we go into the injuries of the pitch and why they might have an impact. And there's other bits and pieces that we're going to talk about. So that's coming next week. But other than that, I'm behind a little bit in setting these conversations up. You don't want to force them out, but you want them to be regular. So it's quite a hard thing to juggle.
58:43Jack:Just talk about any odd shit then like I do, mate. We do that. Do you still want people to follow you on Instagram? Yeah. Is that what I said last time? Yeah. Follow me on Instagram. Don't monetize that shit. Is it Flav underscore Bateman? Flav, mate. Much love. Love you. You're a legend. See you. Bye-bye. Thank you.
From the publisher
Jack is joined by Flav from The Fighting Cock to react to a massive week of pre-season news and breaking press conference quotes from Roberto De Zerbi out in Australia.
We kick off with De Zerbi's wild "transfer shark" comments, breaking down his declaration that another transfer "bomba" is imminent and speculating on which marquee attacker could be heading to North London next.
We then react to the huge news that Dejan Kulusevski is back in full training. Just how vital is a fully fit Kulusevski to Spurs' ambitions this season, and how does his unique creative profile fit into De Zerbi’s tactical setup?
Plus, we dissect De Zerbi's astonishingly candid comments regarding Lucas Bergvall's positional demands. This sparks a broader discussion on the vibe shift under the new manager: why Spurs desperately needed a leader who isn't afraid to have uncomfortable conversations, make ruthless decisions, and set uncompromising standards for the squad. We also briefly touch on Mathys Tel’s wonder strike against Sydney FC and why the youth pathway is far from dead at Hotspur Way, before diving into the listener mailbag for your questions!
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