In short
Q&A-style discussion on whether VAR is ruining football, sparked by James Maddison’s recent penalty appeal and other contentious refereeing moments; plus Spurs’ season context, Maddison’s return from injury, and the relegation-decider Newcastle vs West Ham.
Guests/backgrounds
No named guests appear in the transcript; it’s a two-host conversation (Gavin and the other host). They reference other football media figures (e.g., “Flav” from Fighting Cock) and a quoted Premier League executive (Richard Scudamore).
Key claims
VAR has “destroyed” football joy by overanalyzing every incident, making fans feel flat and refereeing feel Kafkaesque (“damned if you do and damned if you don’t”). The system excuses mistakes via “if given/if not given” logic. Technology should be used only where it’s decisive (goal-line tech), not for constant subjective scrutiny. Unconscious bias and media pressure can influence decisions.
Notable examples
Maddison’s non-awarded penalty vs Leeds (toe/fingernail touch debate; ball not going out of play); a “Tell” incident; a West Ham vs Arsenal VAR-related foul/goal-to-penalty discussion; a cited VAR/goal-line failure involving Sheffield United. Maddison’s immediate impact after returning; Newcastle vs West Ham framed as a massive relegation swing game.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOCurrent State of Spurs
1:46 to 3:18
A discussion on the mixed feelings surrounding Tottenham's performance.
“Gavin, look, mate, it seems that every single week it's like, we're going to turn the corner into the good times again.”
Reflections on VAR
3:18 to 5:12
Exploring the impact of VAR on football and its reception among fans.
“There's wisdom, isn't there, in that generation.”
Discussion on Refereeing Decisions
5:12 to 6:50
Analyzing refereeing decisions and biases related to VAR technology.
“Now they've got to go to Celtic on the final day of the season.”
The Joy of Goals in Football
6:50 to 10:32
Examining the essence of football and how VAR affects the excitement of goals.
“I mean, I just feel like we all know that these degrees of unconscious bias exist.”
Technology's Role in Football
10:32 to 14:00
Discussing the influence of technology and algorithms on the football experience.
“I think on its most fundamental, I think on the most basic level that I can break it down to is that the joy of football is goals.”
The Impact of Algorithms on Football Fans
14:00 to 15:00
Explore how technology and algorithms have altered human connections in football.
The Flaws and Benefits of VAR Technology
15:00 to 18:00
Discuss the advantages and shortcomings of VAR and goal line technology in football.
“Yeah my main Sheffield United fan always reminds me of this the one time it failed yeah.”
Refereeing Decisions and VAR Controversies
18:00 to 22:00
Analyze controversial referee decisions and the implications of VAR on the game.
“I don't understand how quickly it has come to this place because it's almost like it's, I don't know, it's sort of catching up with us in real time.”
Corruption and Bias in the Premier League
22:46 to 28:00
Examine perceptions of bias and corruption in officiating within the Premier League.
“VAR or not, the rule has always been, yeah, get the ball first, but also you have to get the ball in a controlled fashion.”
Impact of External Voices on Referee Decisions
28:00 to 29:00
Discuss the influence of social media and public sentiment on referees' choices.
“It was very nice to have him back, wasn't it?”
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James Madison's Impact on Spurs
29:00 to 31:00
Analyze James Madison's return to the team and his quality as a player.
“And fair play to him because it's not very often, I think, is it, that players manage to come back from such a serious injury over the course of a season.”
Anticipation for Upcoming Matches
31:00 to 32:45
Express hopes for Madison's fitness and upcoming challenges against Chelsea.
“after they got Javi Simons to do like explosive sprints, having just completely fucked his cruciate ligament on the pitch, which was probably another low point in a season of lows.”
Predictions for Newcastle vs West Ham
32:45 to 35:30
Discuss the significance of the upcoming Newcastle vs West Ham match and its implications.
“My feeling is that West Ham are going to get four points out of their last two games.”
Reflections on Club Management
35:30 to 36:39
Critique the management and performance of Spurs over recent seasons.
“I just think that sometimes we actually treat these players a bit too much like robots and assume that they are going to be these, you know, they are ultra-competitive guys, but they are human beings with feelings.”
The Importance of Referee Accountability
36:39 to 37:58
Debate the need for the club to address refereeing standards and advocate for fairness.
“to have to bear the brunt of all the crap.”
Desire for Club Ambition and Fight
37:58 to 42:05
Express frustration over perceived passivity and lack of ambition within the club.
“Yeah, I think the kind of calm thing I'm trying to do is definitely going to fly out the window from the minute that whistle goes.”
Club Culture and Ownership Issues
42:05 to 43:31
Discussing the perceived lack of desire and fight within Tottenham, linked to ownership.
Reflecting on Past Spurs Players
44:51 to 46:35
Analyzing whether players from a past match would start in the current Spurs lineup.
“So yeah, I strongly agree with that, but I think that it kind of speaks to getting wider problems within the club.”
Current Players vs. Past Team
46:35 to 51:49
Comparing current Spurs players with those from the 3-0 win against Arsenal.
“I feel that the platform for Spurs to actually build upon with Kinski and goal has made such a difference.”
Concerns Over Current Season
51:49 to 55:41
Discussing the anxiety surrounding the end of the current season and Spurs' future.
“So, well, yeah, actually, I'd have Bergwijn over Moani.”
Anxiety Over Final Game
56:00 to 57:00
The hosts express their anxiety about the team's performance and potential outcomes in the final game of the season.
Reflections on Club Decline
57:00 to 58:18
Discussion about the club's downfall and the emotional toll it takes on fans, highlighting key player departures.
“I actually found a video of it on my phone weirdly the day when I was scrolling through some stuff because it was mental.”
Nostalgic Player References
58:18 to 1:00:02
Hosts reminisce about past players and discuss potential signings to bring back a sense of nostalgia.
“Kane's son Kulisewski obviously is unfortunate with the injury.”
Recruitment Strategies for the Future
1:00:02 to 1:01:44
Analysis of the club's recruitment strategies and the possibility of adopting smarter approaches moving forward.
“Who knows exactly we're going to be linked with, but I can imagine it.”
Possible Championship Journey
1:01:44 to 1:04:06
Speculation on the team's potential performance in the championship and the challenges that lie ahead.
“You look at a player like Ryan that Bournemouth have picked up.”
Transcript
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1:20Jack:Short to Madison. Oh, that's a challenge from Metta. Well, well, well. He certainly catches Madison. Does he get a touch on the ball though? He might get the slightest there, which could save him. No penalty given. Hello everyone, welcome back to Rule the Rouge podcast. Gavin, look, mate, it seems that every single week it's like, we're going to turn the corner into the good times again. We're sort of half in the good times, half in the bad times still, aren't we mate? yeah you're you're right it's um it's tricky like like you said I don't think that we're completely in we're certainly not in the the bad times um that we have been over the last few weeks but I actually feel a little bit calm at the moment in a sense that I I feel like I'm trying to be really philosophical and I'm trying to I'm trying to project a sense of um kind of I guess serenity even if that isn't exactly how I how I'm feeling and I read I read a quote actually in a memoir I was reading recently a harrowing memoir about alcoholism but um this particular this particular quote said if you fear your stresses stress your fears and that's kind of stuck with me I feel that if I if I fear about what you know may may happen in the future um it almost becomes a bit all-encompassing and try and just to to sit with a more like measured approach to the next couple of games because i think that they are going to be anxiety inducing enough as they are it's a bit like my uh what do i call it like what's my wife's grandma is she my grandmother-in-law let's yeah let's say that my grandmother-in-law her old saying is uh always we can cross that bridge when we come to it but we don't have to build it first so yeah yeah it's this is yeah There's wisdom, isn't there, in that generation.
3:20Jack:There's a wisdom that we haven't earned, but we can pick up from grandmother-in-laws and memoirs on alcoholism. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, obviously Spurs in real life currently provided me with, you'd have thought, all of the negative vibes I need, but apparently not on McLuhan for punishment. And I'm happy to also explore harrowing memoirs at the same time. Dave Mackay, he was obviously a big Tottenham man. And he was a big hearts man. Can we, if we are looking for a bit of joy in football, can we sort of claim a bit of hearts, do you think, in that way? I've been enjoying the hearts song. Have you heard that ringing around?
4:02Jack:No, I haven't. Have you not seen it? Colin Chisholm, I think he's called. And he's been leading. It's kind of like a naff old football song where he goes like, H-E-A, R-T-S, if you can spell it, then here's what it says. it's hard you get the picture yeah yeah it's brilliant it's really really good you know i was sort of getting into that that storyline of like somebody outside of like the old firm is going to win the spl for the first time since since literal alex ferguson did in the 80s right i mean number one like how do how do either of those two fan bases in the old firm actually really care anymore is one thing but still you're sort of riding this crest you're riding this wave you're thinking that's exciting that's an exciting sporting story people like that if you're into sport you like those type of stories this is and there's it's clearly historic if they do it you know tony bloom's gone in there he's only got a minor stake in them but still he's gone in there and his system is working and they're on the verge of of greatness right and then var comes along again VAR comes along again, bursts the bubble.
5:12Jack:Now they've got to go to Celtic on the final day of the season. Whatever, let's not doubt them. But still, it's a big ask. It's a big ask. Tying this to Spurs, James Madison has also put out an Instagram post talking about the foul that was committed on him in the box in the dying stages of our game against... I forget who we were playing. leeds leeds united and yeah you know he questions essentially a referee's autonomy are referees too scared to make decisions because var's there um i just basically mate i want to rant about var because i we've all sort of tiptoed around this right and we've moaned we have moaned about it and we've kind of accepted it in part i think before it came in people knew it wasn't going to be that popular but we kind of accepted it but i really am arriving at a place and i think i arrived there subconsciously quite some time ago that it's not that var is ruining football it has it has actually ruined it it's yeah it's it's actually destroyed the game on a on a certain level because all i hear now is pretty much everybody who i know who loves football regardless of who they support maybe not arsenal fans right now but still for the most part most people are all like i just don't enjoy football that much anymore and when you really delve into it nine times out of ten it's it's var yeah that's that's true you um you really deron brown me then by the way when you said you forgot who we were playing of the night suddenly the name went out of my head as well it's like you played some sort of mind trick on me um yeah i mean the uh the celtic penalty that wasn't a penalty last night was an absolute nonsense and i don't really i don't really know how anyone can look at that and suggest that the ar is doing a particularly good job for the game in any capacity um i also really get annoyed by this sort of snootiness on more maybe commercial podcasts or amongst more commercial commentators on the sport who sort of sneer at the suggestion that anybody might in some way be um you know or might be create might be putting forward a biased decision or they might be um you know trying to tailor things to fit a particular agenda because we all know Sorry, go ahead.
7:45No, no, I was just agreeing. I mean, I just feel like we all know that these degrees of unconscious bias exist. So even if there's not a specific agenda that people are trying to work towards, human beings are influenced by their environment. They're influenced by the media. They're influenced by high pressure as well. And I think that all of these things are having an impact. So I think it's incredibly visible. And that isn't getting tinfoil hat about it. That's actually being logical. So I think just to kind of dismiss any suggestion that there might be some kind of external factor involved in these kinds of decisions is totally ignorant, I think, to the basic human condition, really.
8:25Jack:So it is like a Q &A day, and I might as well ask some of the questions that people, relevant to this conversation right now, as opposed to doing it at the end and end up repeating ourselves. Ben Hayes 17 says, with regards to VAR and the Madison incident, the phrase, if given, it wouldn't be overturned, but if not given, VAR wouldn't overrule it. What does that actually mean? Is it just an excuse for mistakes? Because surely that's saying end of the day, it's a foul, if you get what I mean. That is an excellent question, isn't it? I think there's an element of that. I watched one of those RefCam videos from our game against Aston Villa earlier today.
9:09And then I ended up going down a bit of a rabbit hole and watching a couple of others. And I feel like one of the problems that isn't really picked up is that refereeing as a whole thing has been over-engineered now. They're constantly talking about the game. They're constantly talking into the headset. And they have these little anacronyms that they say, like when a player might be through on goal, that helps them, I think, make a decision or maybe helps the VAR make a decision. and I just think let's go back to basics and let's just focus on what's happening in front of you. Don't worry about any of the rest of it and communicating with the VAR because they have video replays.
9:46They can go over things time and time again. It feels like there's just too much going on, too much communication and when the game is played at this sort of a pace as well, they almost, I think, struggle to really see what's going on in front of their own eyes because they're focused on everything else at the same time And so when these kinds of incidents happen, I do tend to agree in response to that question. I think that it is definitely an excuse. It feels like you're almost in a bit of a Kafkaesque nightmare because you're almost damned if you do and damned if you don't. And it means that every decision is defensible.
10:19So I'm, yeah, in summary, happy to rant along with you on this topic because I think it is becoming such a broad issue impacting everybody up and down the pyramid, really.
10:32Jack:I think on its most fundamental, I think on the most basic level that I can break it down to is that the joy of football is goals. You know, it's goals. And we're probably on some level addicted to whatever that explosion of dopamine is when a goal hits. I just feel like we're, I don't know, we're taking like, it's kind of, to use a sort of crude analogy, it's like we've been taking heroin for the past for the rest of our lives and now we're on methadone you know it's kind of like this version this sort of watered down version that we get now just isn't it just doesn't hold it because i think i think one of the things and and this is something i like i've heard sort of flav say quite a bit on the fighting cock down the years is that football actually really for large parts of it is quite a boring game like it's it's like like sometimes and i i know exactly what it means is like when you're not watching spurs right and you're watching like a game as a neutral and if it's not like psg against by munich of a few weeks ago it's very very easy to start looking at your phone or to start doing something else and just have it on in the background because yeah more often than not it's whether that's whether that's a product of what football is now if that's you know again if this is a wider discussion about like the tactical approach of teams nowadays because of the yeah the template of success that has been set down by managers like Pep Guardiola for example if we're talking about things being over-engineered right perhaps as an over-engineered approach to football that isn't quite as exciting as it once was but look I guess that's another variable to consider but I just think on that basic level you're watching it because you're waiting for the hit aren't you you're waiting for the hit of a goal and now when you're sat there thinking and you you can't you can't lie to yourself I I mean I certainly can't I can't sit there and act like I am as excited about goals as I used to be because always in the back of my head is the feeling that even if it's a screamer like like tells there's a part of me thinking is there going to be some obscure brush of a hand or has somebody's toe gone offside in some part of the football exactly match or something like it's it's it's insane it's insane like for a game that is as essentially a structured form of chaos right as most sports are i think you could say probably yeah the amount of control that the governing bodies want to exert over that is just it's it's not only counterproductive it's it's borderline insane i think yeah it is um and you're right because then even even screamers now from outside the box are sometimes subjects to was this player obstructing the goalkeeper's vision and was he slightly offside and so even that sometimes allows you to feel a little bit flat like i don't know if it's almost a wider case study for trying to impart objective technology within such a emotive human objective environment because it doesn't really make even as i say that sentence it doesn't make any sense i don't really know actually you know what it just made me think of do you know the um musician bonnie prince billy i don't i don't know so he's like an american sort of folk americana sort of artist but um i listened to him talking recently about um well widely about technology he was he was asked about why he stopped certain albums being posted on spotify and itunes and he went on this really long elegant monologue that i'm probably about to butcher where he effectively says that you know when somebody would discover a record in the past maybe a disc jockey had selected that really carefully and then maybe you had to stay waiting to listen to that record again on the radio and then maybe you would go and find it and you would think about why that really appealed to you and you know why in that instance everything you know in that instance everything you're doing is essentially like a human connection there is a relevance to this i promise it's going to come back to what we were talking about um and really what he then came down to fundamentally was that we're so influenced now by superficial algorithms to dictate our kind of choices and i think that we're so dictated by those kinds of algorithms in day-to-day life and it sanitizes everything and it feels to me like VAR is really like a sanitized version of what was a really passionate emotive as you said chaotic sport as well so I think this this is a like a wider problem that pervades football now and it feels like to me this is trying to reach some kind of impossible objective truth or fundamental truth and it really allows you know an impossible um relationship i think for for fans to to kind of continue to get on board with um with with the sport if that makes that garbled sort of explanation makes any kind of sense no it it does because it's technology should when we when you use something like tennis as an example we don't even need to use tennis goal line technology and football yeah goal line technology perfect it works fine there's little margin for error it's quick there's little if not any margin for error I think there's the one instance isn't it was it Sheffield United where the goal line technology didn't go off did it?
15:59Jack:Yeah my main Sheffield United fan always reminds me of this the one time it failed yeah. Yeah so you know there's there's little margin for error with something like goal line technology. See also really as much as we detest them automated offsides if there's automated offsides like they use in the Champions League we don't use them yet in the Premier League if a if I understand it correctly, is a slightly different system. But if you've got an automated offside, even if it's a tow or whatever, if it's done instantly and it's chosen by a computer, if it's AI or whatever it is that decides that as opposed to the margin for human error, once again, fine.
16:36Jack:If it's over and done with quickly, whatever, you know, I get it. I know that like the line thing does irritate people with offsides. And I do find it kind of ridiculous. but if technology's there that you know somebody an offside begins somewhere no matter how kind of close it is to the person or whatever so i get that and as i've sort of said on here before i would understand because there were a few there were a few instances down the years of say the referee say the phase of play has moved up the field the referee is watching the the play from say team a around team b's box and that's up there meanwhile behind referee from the last phase of pay from the last flight i don't know why i'm over complicating this two players from the opposing teams could be behind the referee and one smacks the other one around the face nobody's seen it all the crowd starts shouting at the referee he's looking around linesman's sometimes not even seen it if they did they would flag and say yeah he's done him in over there but sometimes even they would miss it they are fine if it says that yeah number 10 has slaps number sort of seven around the face why you haven't used it in that sort of instance but this almost every single passage of play every single instance of anything that happens on the football pitch being constantly scrutinized is just it's just like how i just don't understand how we've gotten to this point I don't understand how quickly it has come to this place because it's almost like it's, I don't know, it's sort of catching up with us in real time.
18:18Jack:And I don't know if there's any, there must be some kind of like psychological explanation for what it is that I'm trying to convey. But I feel that when something just happens and it happens quickly in real time, even though you are aware that it's happening, you're not fully processing the effect it has on you, even if you are looking at it and talking about it. So, you know, if there was a literal rhinoceros in my room right now, I'd be like, bloody hell, there's a rhino in my room. Like, that's a bit weird. How's that happened? Well, I guess I'll just have to sort of deal with that. And it's only like, as you're kind of in that situation, then you are suddenly like, oh, God, it's shitting everywhere.
19:03Jack:Oh, God, it's really aggressive. How am I going to get it out the door? Do you know what I mean? Do you get what I'm saying? All the further considerations catch up with you as you are living with the rhino in your metaphorical room at that point. Oh, God, it's ripping me apart. Yeah, exactly. It's stamping on my family. It's an excellent comparison. um you're very kind the um yeah i i can i completely agree that but the kind of contrasting madison and tell incidents are actually quite interesting in a way and and maddening um the tell one i know you've spoken about this i'm i'm sort of inclined to agree because if you're an attacking player and you just throw yourself head first at the feet of a defender is that dangerous play i don't really i don't really know i know that his body's in a sort of unnatural position but you do see players try to overhead kick the ball away sometimes in the box and okay it was a stupid decision but the referee in real time just just froze which is another problem with var which is what and was saying all the time wasn't it about the games being re-refereed and i think he had a really good point with that and then similarly the referee obviously didn't give the Madison penalty.
20:22And what I find really interesting about that is that in real time, there is no way he saw that touch on the ball. There's no way he saw a fingernail's width of a toe touching the end of that ball. So why didn't he give it in real time? I don't really understand what he was then looking for. It seems to me mental because it looks clear as day a stonewall penalty from his perspective at that time as well. And then this kind of almost mental gymnastics of saying that, you know, he got something on the ball and so it wasn't a penalty. I just, it's got me to a point where I don't really understand what the rules are anymore.
21:05I guess that's because every single decision is overanalyzed and it has to be overanalyzed because that's the nature of this technology. But it does leave you in this really strange place. And And, you know, when they talk about, again, when we're talking about trying to reach an objective place with this, we also know different countries have different refereeing cultures. Different referees have almost their own styles and ways of refereeing games. And that's something that's been taken for granted. And it's been something that's been seen as a clear truism for so many years. So it feels like a total hypocrisy, really, always from those that are in charge of refereeing in the game because they find ways of always justifying their decisions, whereas at the same time, there are always obvious rebuttals given the length of time that we've watched football and the realities of the game as well.
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23:11Jack:Yeah. Within that same... VAR or not, the rule has always been, yeah, get the ball first, but also you have to get the ball in a controlled fashion. You know, you can't just wipe a player out and say, oh, it's fine because I touched the ball the slightest amount. The other point that has been raised, actually, after the fact from this... Apologies for getting hit as somebody said to me on Twitter, but... the ball didn't even go out of play like so matt so madison has been brought down the ball hasn't gone out of play at this point either which makes it even more damning um it i don't know that's such a good point it's just it's it's ridiculous though because we have this tool where you can slow it down frame by frame and say there you go look he got the ball but that's that's not just use common sense if we are if if if decisions are not going to be automated if there is still a human behind this machine that human has to use common sense they have to they a prime so a prime example a prime example of this is the i think it was the foul on rea from the west ham player right to rule out west ham's goal but then use common sense and say well there's actually three different fouls being committed by Arsenal players on West Ham players in the box.
24:29Jack:So let's just call it even and give them the goal or give West Ham a penalty. We don't give them a goal, but they get a penalty out the back of it. You know, that's common sense. You can't just use VAR to stop that one bit. Like you can't just say, well, no, okay, we're ruling the goal out, but we're going to ignore all this other stuff. It just, but that is the common sense. That's the people behind it. Yeah. I mean, to your point, because you have kind of touched on this already about bias and everything. Andy Perry asks, do you think the Premier League are using VAR as a tool to create drama and shape narrative for their product?
25:07Jack:So it's easier to sell to emerging markets as they are fearing the price saturation and losing investment from abroad. They want new winners and new relegated teams. um you know when i've been slightly more wobble-headed after the game the other day this is the type of stuff i can buy into this idea of it being a bit more wwe a bit more scripted when you say on a thursday afternoon you know it feels it feels less like something i want to indulge i'm not i'm not saying this of andy i'm saying in myself less of something i want to indulge but to to your point get like Gavin like the sense that like corruption corruption has existed all throughout history for us to just say no no there's no chance it can't be that don't be so silly when you've actually got Richard Scudamore on tape saying they have a strategy they have a strategy to ensure that different teams will win the Premier League and keep it exciting that's a mad comment from him in any context isn't it I just don't know what he was thinking really um yeah one other quick thing actually on that so i'm waving a bookmark at you um one other quick thing that i wanted to also mention was the fact that james madison literally got elbowed in the face and forced off the pitch by amper do and it wasn't even looked at towards the end of that game um on the um the yeah on that question i like similarly i don't necessarily really want to always indulge in that kind of conspiratorial talk but as you say corruption always exists at the highest levels of any institution i don't think i genuinely believe that things are necessarily being engineered but i do i do think that there is like i said earlier an unconscious level of bias and do you remember a few years ago when liverpool had i think was it two players sent off in that game against us and we had an offside goal as well, which fair enough, you know, was for them a bit of a nightmare.
27:11But after that, there was definitely some kind of conscious effort, I think, to sort of even things up a little bit. You know, referees were aware of that and managers like Klopp and Ferguson in the past would always be quick to remind people. And referees were terrified of big figures like Ferguson for years and always ended up, you know, giving Man United the run of the green. We're often at the end of that as well. And that happened time and time again at Old Trafford for the best part of two decades. You know, everybody was aware of that fact. And it was basically through an intimidation campaign.
27:48And then in the end, it almost became, he almost became a bit of a parody of himself, I think, Ferguson, in that sense. I'm kind of less keen to suggest that there's a genuine engineering and more keen to suggest that all of the outside voices have an inevitable impact on some of the decisions that are made when referees are hearing and seeing all over social media a real desperate desire for Spurs to go down I've got no doubt that sometimes that's in the back of certain minds Perhaps the same goes for Arsenal winning the league as well and wanting a new winner. I don't know.
28:27Jack:Let's talk about James Madison briefly. It was very nice to have him back, wasn't it? Yeah, excellent. And he actually immediately slotted in really nicely, I thought. He immediately started knocking the ball about brilliantly. I forgot that he does that thing where he comes really deep, receives like a three-yard pass from either a defender or a defensive midfielder. and then immediately turns, shifts his body weight, maybe feigns a pass. He's just a different level of footballer, I think, in this current squad. And fair play to him because it's not very often, I think, is it, that players manage to come back from such a serious injury over the course of a season.
29:09Jack:I'm not sure who it was. I think it might have been Wendy and the lads on the extra inch that made this point. That essentially, most teams in the Premier League are all of a comparable quality now. The squads are all pretty much interchangeable in terms of quality. Just, yeah, the top teams will have those star, star players that you can build in on top. And James Madison does feel like the closest thing we have to that, doesn't he? It's funny, he almost looks bigger on the pitch, if that makes sense. When you saw him come on, it's like he was highlighted or something. I don't know because it's just something about the sharpness of his movement and the way in which he thinks and moves of the ball that you think, God, I've missed this.
29:56Jack:God, I've missed Sonny. God, I've missed Kane. I've even missed Kulisevsky. You know, like players of that sort of quality. Ericsson, Dele in his pomp, you know, Busser Dembele. I've missed those players that just have that thing about them that's a bit special, where you don't feel that you're like clutching to straws of it. This isn't to say that James Madison isn't frustrating at times. I've aired those in the bars about his consistency and everything. But I don't think anybody can ever take away from the fact that on his day, he is an unbelievable talent. You know, it's one that you would hope now, Now that he's kind of broken through two games left, you've got to hope that he's fit enough to start against Chelsea, don't you?
30:42Jack:Because, you know, I think we're going to need everything we can get in that one, aren't we? We are. I mean, are they going to risk it? What's another season out with a crucial ligament injury, I guess, in comparison to relegation? Like our medical team wouldn't put it past them. They probably wanted him to start in the game against Leeds. after they got Javi Simons to do like explosive sprints, having just completely fucked his cruciate ligament on the pitch, which was probably another low point in a season of lows. I think he's our best player, Madison. I think that you're right about him being highlighted.
31:20It's a bit like when you press the wrong button on FIFA. So all of the players are suddenly like glowing with these rings around them. he's obviously spent some time growing his hair and seeing to that in the meantime which I'm not against either it looked it looked wonderful I've got to say actually it did yeah yeah it did he's definitely been using the tresemme or something probably far more expensive than that and I've no doubt if if he'd even been fit for half this season I feel like we wouldn't be in this predicament just some of the some of the qualities that he has are so emphasized because they're so
31:58Jack:lacking in much the rest of the team I think do you think no I don't want to I was going to say do you think he stays if we go but I don't I don't want to talk about all that sort of thing today I just want to enjoy the fact that he's back and hopefully he can do something for us against against Chelsea a Chelsea team that has ghosted for months you know there's there's so many parallels to the to the Leicester season with them really them ghosting for a season Hazard ghosting for a season see Cole Palmer and there's just that horrible Parmy that can see him doing his ice cold celebration he's back in the conversation again to be like you know starting for England at the World Cup and all that type of thing because he's shown in the big moment he can turn up and he's condemned Tottenham Hotspur to this and I don't let's just wait and see let's wait and see what happens um because before that there is a massive massive massive game uh this sunday isn't it yeah newcastle versus west ham on sunday how how big is this mate like how how are you feeling about spurs's fixtures west ham's fixtures do you have a prediction on what they might get and what we will probably need i think like to quote t.s elliot sometimes reality is too much to bear isn't it when it comes to this fixture um i'm i'm i'm i'm reluctant to do any predictions because i think for so much of this little run we've all been used to competing at the the top end of the table so i feel like our kind of reference points are so out of out of kilter because we almost when trying to do predictions expect teams to pick up three points here three points there whereas actually there's every chance neither us or west have pick up any more points this season and we just we just stay up um you know two points clear of them with 37 points or however many points we've got um newcastle have just turned a bit of a corner but i mean west ham were i thought pretty good against arsenal for large parts of that game you know could easily have have snatched an equalizerst james's park last home game of the season though i think we're lucky in a sense that a lot of the Newcastle fans are fairly discontented aren't they by the season that they've had I hope that Eddie Howe and those players will be really keen to put on a bit of a show and and show them you know this this means something I don't think they're going to roll over I would 100 % take a draw if West Ham beat Newcastle away I would really fear for us going to Stamford Bridge and suddenly being behind by a point or two before the final game of the season because that's not anything that I'll be prepared to sit through, I don't think.
34:48Jack:My feeling is that West Ham are going to get four points out of their last two games. I'm saying that, Leeds have got their best away form in the country at the moment right now. It's whether or not they'll be on the beach. It's whether or not, you know, a consideration is do they want West Ham or Tottenham in the Premier League next season. You know, that's... It's not even a cynical way of looking at it. I think it's quite a realistic way of looking at things, isn't it? But again, does that permeate to the players? Does that permeate to the players that just want to win? You know, that just want to win on the...
35:22Jack:I don't know. I mean, do you remember that video that came out of all the Fulham players celebrating Arsenal goals on the coach and stuff? Yeah, yeah. I just think that sometimes we actually treat these players a bit too much like robots and assume that they are going to be these, you know, they are ultra-competitive guys, but they are human beings with feelings. And I think there's a huge amount of anti-spur sentiment everywhere. But Deservey did say, didn't he, that, you know, I'm sure that Leeds will put up just as much of a fight on the last day of the season. So I enjoyed that little bit of mind gaming that he was trying to do.
36:00Jack:Yeah. Why are we in this? I mean, we know why we're in this position. Chronic mismanagement. And I don't want to say this, but also seldom, seldom is, you know, a league table is generally a great indicator as to how good or not you are as a team. For us to be in this sort of position two years on the trot does suggest that we're not very good. And we're not being run very well. And I don't want to say if we go down, we deserve it. but maybe we do. And that's something that is always on the fans to have to reconcile. You know, that's always on the fans to have to bear the brunt of all the crap.
36:43Jack:You know, I get it. Like the owners will probably be looking at, you know, a few hundred mil swiped off the valuation of the club, but that's not real money anyway. It doesn't really, doesn't actually exist. You know, these are all just figures up in the air. At the end of the day, they'll have their asking price and somebody will have to pay it.
37:03Jack:I don't know. This is just an unpleasant position to have been in for as large a time as we have done this season. Yeah. And did you see Levy as well came out the other day and said, oh, he was getting an OBE, I think, wasn't he? Yeah. And he said, you know, I never saw this happening in a million years. It's like, well, you wouldn't, would you? But also I think that I'm quite annoyed I'm quite annoyed that he sort of distanced himself from this a bit. And I think that, you know, history needs to never forget that this very much had his fingerprints all over it. Yeah, 100%. 100%. Let's do some more questions.
37:44Jack:Matt Shanley says, is Newcastle versus West Ham the biggest game of our season? I think, honestly, I think it's the biggest game of my life. One of them. You know, I think it's up there with the Champions League final. I'm not going to lie. he says I can't shake the feeling that if they lose then we should stay up but if they win we might be done yeah I agree I agree completely yeah I think it's so impossible to predict this because all of us about Southam West Ham are so bad I'm not looking forward to it so even when I start thinking about it I start to feel nervous it might be one of those I have on the tv while I'm like cooking a roast or something and I can go in and out of while drinking a beer or something because it's going to be a very difficult game, I think, just to sit down and watch and just try to...
38:31Yeah, I think the kind of calm thing I'm trying to do is definitely going to fly out the window from the minute that whistle goes.
38:36Jack:I think this week, mate, it's essential to prep the other half. No plans with other people on Sunday afternoon, please. Please just let me sit and simmer over, you know, what could be. There'll be no chance of that. My parents are coming to stay, actually, so they're going to be leaving early Sunday morning. My dad is a Spurs fan as well. We're going to get back in time to watch that.
39:05Jack:Daddy Shimbonda says, do you think the whole, the Premier League wouldn't want Spurs to go down from West Ham fans is actually having an effect on the refs in the opposite way? For example, being even harsher on us because they don't want to appear by us. IMO, I think we're just shit regardless. yeah properly I can't believe even Sadiq Khan came out didn't he and say like yeah it's from all angles isn't it like just leave us alone it's mental yeah I mean I don't have any social media anymore but I remember somebody for ages posting a thread of like the Spurs stadium being used when disappointing news was being I can't remember who did that now it's Adam Nathan and Tom Foynes oh is that is that it yeah yeah like you said Every single time something was...
39:55Jack:There was even... I can't remember what one of the most bizarre ones was. It was just talking about the economy struggling at some point. And they used Pitcher of the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium because I think they were... Yeah, mad. I don't know what the link was, but there was probably something to do with fluctuating business costs or something. Track Logic, the other front page, says, why isn't the club doing more formal complaining about the standards of refereeing and var if we go down a large percentage of that is because of the unfair decisions against us i really feel this quite strongly as well um you seem to hear a lot of stories of arsenals liverpools so on and so writing these strongly worded letters of complaint or whatever it is to the governing bodies every time there's a decision that doesn't go their way maybe we do that but it doesn't feel like we communicate that um it feels like we're very much a just nod along okay you know fine all right well i guess we'll just get on with it then um type of entity because you feel like there needs to be a bit more fight don't you and desert desert he's shown that a bit and obviously madison's shown that but you want to feel that that's coming from the club don't you you want to feel that yeah they want to be this big club they've built this stadium there's certain things you've got to kind of act like it in that way as well don't you yeah definitely um even even west ham have kicked up a massive fuss haven't they um after the other day yeah you are right desert be does it but um it's interesting that you know vin i was meant to be a much more public facing figure until the minute things started going down the pan and he's been nowhere to be seen that initial couple of interviews um you know that one with levy and then again after levy gone sort of saying that you know everything's everything's going to be absolutely fine and that we've got a great plan in place you know and this is this has been in the in the works for a while and obviously that's gone that's gone really well and aged really well like like everything spurs do currently as an organization you feel like it's it's just not it's not enough you feel there's nobody there behind the scenes really taking things almost by the scruff of the neck and you know that may be total ignorance on my part that may be completely wide of the mark but it feels like to me there's been a lack of sort of fight and desire throughout the entire club for for years you know it feel it just feels like everything unless it was haggling over a transfer fee trying to win that battle we just seem sort of passive in these kinds of scenarios and maybe this is partly where the sort of you know passive culture has emanated from you know from the very top if we had fire brand owners like look at like marianakis and stuff you know ban gary neville didn't he from the from the city ground and everything yeah and i i actually quite like that sort of stuff to be honest um i think we should ban gary neville i know i'm not hidden that but the guys come out and said it'll be good for the premier league for spurs to go down he shouldn't be welcome back at the ground he shouldn't be no I agree I think I said this last time that you know almost as a club this is a good moment to start taking down names people on a band left right line up against a wall more like but you know you thought this was your run club era turns out it was more of a thinking about run club era the good news someone's marathon training is about to start sell your workout gear on Depop Just snap a few photos and we'll take care of the rest.
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44:51So yeah, I strongly agree with that, but I think that it kind of speaks to getting wider problems within the club.
44:59Jack:So here's an interesting one to do, Gavin. Ross Burr has said, Tuesday was four years to the day we beat Arsenal 3-0 to secure Champions League football. How many of the starting 11 that day do you think are better than what we have now? So I've got the starting 11 from that day. I've got the whole team from that day. And I just, I feel like the easiest thing will be to go through this. And as I read out their names, you can just say yes or no, would they start for Spurs? And we've got to think this is them, to the best of our sort of memory, how these players were performing four years ago. So obviously in goal, Hugo Lloris.
45:42Jack:Yes. I would say so, but I have been very impressive Kinski. Yeah. The only thing I would say is at this point, Lloris had already veered into the territory of he can't kick anymore and he's starting to look a bit ropey. but I can't sit here and say I would start Kinski over Lloris because I wouldn't, you know? Yeah, but Kinski was obviously brilliant the other night and loads have been said already about that save but before he came in you know, a few people were saying he didn't seem the greatest shop stopper the season before but you know, players grow and develop and it looks like he is developing into a really good goalkeeper and if he continues on this trajectory I could see him remaining is our first choice.
46:26He hasn't done anything, I think, to justify taking him out of the starting XI.
46:31Jack:No, he has to stay number one to the end of the season. We can't have Vicario coming back in. I feel that the platform for Spurs to actually build upon with Kinski and goal has made such a difference. As much as Dezerbi has obviously made a difference, I think having Kinski there also has. The players look so much more relaxed knowing they've got a keeper there that can actually retain possession for a bit. that can actually use the ball quite well. It's a weirdly overlooked position, isn't it? It really is. It really is. Like, Raya has been one of Arsenal's player of the season. And there was a lot of talk about, you know, whether he should replace Pickford and everything else.
47:09But it's absolutely crucial.
47:11Jack:Look at the change in Liverpool as soon as Alisson came in. You know, that was pretty much, you know, him and Van Dijk. But still, a lot of it was about Alisson, who I think is fair to say is one of the greatest goalkeepers of all time, really. At the very peak of his powers, he was genuinely like a brick wall at times. Some performances I saw from him where I thought, Jesus, how is that even possible? Yeah. Shame about the problematic right-wing views. Is he one of those? They had a video of him on a plane reading Bolsonaro, that populist Brazilian prime minister's book or something, and it was edited out.
47:49Oh, God.
47:50Jack:like in a Liverpool social post or something they hadn't realised what he was reading Christ that's like yeah no dear dear God Eric Dier was centre of a three man defence that day Big Eric Dier is he starting over Danso or Van der Ven I don't I don't think so actually no I think I agree actually yeah I don't think so I did like Dian. I do think he got a lot of undue stick. But yeah, I don't think I'd be starting him over Danso. I mean, it's Danso who he'd be competing with, let's be honest. But I think Danso, dare I say, just about has the edge. But maybe that's recency bias. Yeah. Dian was really good when he came into midfield, wasn't he, for a season.
48:41And that's when he was at his peak. He's obviously a very versatile player. but I don't think he was ever first-rate centre-half, really.
48:51Jack:So, left of the three-man defence was Ben Davis. I guess, no, he wouldn't be starting for us right now, I don't think. The only thing I would say about Davis is that he looks like a markedly good footballer when he did play for us earlier this season. I thought he almost stood out for his competency. see um so i i might actually be inclined i think to to put davis in to be honest okay so who who would you be dropping out your doggy probably okay all right yeah i'll take i'll you know we'll have that then um the other on the right hand side of the three-man defense was dav sanchez who i thought had already gone by this point um he's gone on to have like a remarkable career really since leaving spurs maybe that's because you know the intensity of the premier league was a bit too much for him but i i did like dav sanchez but there was always just a flap in him i think yeah you know again i wouldn't be i wouldn't be starting him over van der ven or dan so to be honest with you no me neither he was very poor on the ball wasn't he sanchez he was um yeah and off the ball and in the and yeah uh emerson royale i don't think he gets in over poro does he no i don't think so either cult cult hero but i'm probably not yeah not putting him in there pierre mojoy bia i mean it's a bit of a toss-up between him and conor gallagher if i'm brutally honest with you i sort of lumped them into a similar bracket fielders that don't really know what they're good at they just kind of like running about and they can pass and they can shoot but they don't seem to be able to do it consistently um i just sort of like between them two just sort of don't care in a way exactly that because wasn't in that game wasn't benson curdie at the midfielder as well he was so you've got parity there at least on that one yeah and he was very good that day as well yeah Ryan Sessignon out on the left who again really annoyingly has just been really good since he's gone back to Fulham and stayed injury free seemingly it's you know it boggles my mind I mean does he start I guess it's him or tell isn't it yeah this is an interesting exercise actually because it makes me think that that team that did hammer Arsenal wasn't well I guess it had Kane and Son didn't it and that's just a little matter of that and Dajan Kulusevsky as well.
51:23Yeah, well, exactly, yeah. So, I mean, I think you'd probably start Tael, wouldn't you? As Sessignon was at that time.
51:30Jack:I think so too, yeah. I think so too. I mean, Kane, Son, Kulusevsky, they all walk into the side, don't they? You know, there's not a debate about that. Well, a few of the subs on the day. Joe Roden, no, I wouldn't put him in, even though he has been very good at least and was very good the other night. Yeah, he was. I felt Stephen Bergwine, I mean, no. So, well, yeah, actually, I'd have Bergwijn over Moani. I would. Yeah, yeah, I think it'd look like an upgrade, actually, in this team. Yeah, I'd definitely have him over him. And Lucas Moura, yeah, walks in over Tello or Moani. So, yeah, quite interesting.
52:09Jack:But like you say, it is quite interesting because, you know, that's a team that really is full of, should we say, a lot of the Z-listers in there, really? It's a bit of a rogues gallery. And it just really shows you we were all right to be scared about the time after Kane and Son. Yeah. We were all right to be worried about the fact that the club hadn't really gone big. It's hard, you know, a lot of people will say to you, what do you mean you haven't gone big? You spent£120 million there or thereabouts on Solanke and Richarlison, you know, as your two starting strikers. but I think if we're not being obtuse about it, you would say we haven't replaced Kane and Son effectively.
52:53Jack:No, we never did. Or even really made an attempt to. Even had we signed Antoine Semenya, I wouldn't be convinced that we'd replace Son Heumann. And I get it. Kane and Son are difficult to replace. They are two of the, I think it's fair to say two of the greatest players of all time if we're talking about top 100 or something kind of thing. They'll be in that conversation. certainly I mean they're definitely two of Spurs' greatest players of all time I get that it's hard to replace that but again I point to I tap the sign again Enic you wanted to be a big club you built this that's what you do like when you lose when you raise the bar you replace players of you have to spend money you know you got you got a hundred you got a hundred million pounds for Harry Kane like yeah you know you could have You could assign somebody with that, you know?
53:48Yeah, I know. If we do, by some miracle, stay up, I think I'd be having to get rid of Richarlison and Solanke this summer when we can get some money for them and just start to rebuild the forward line alongside the midfield and the defence.
54:05Jack:I mean, I'd definitely get Solanke gone. I'd definitely get as much as I can for Solanke and have Richarlison in the back of mind. I don't know how long his contract is left. Does he only have a year or so left, Richarlison? No idea. I think he hasn't got an awful lot of time left on his contract. But Solanke, you know, I do think he works hard, but to me he just falls into that sort of soldado camp where it feels like we're always just clutching. He does this bit well. He does that bit well. But where are the goals, you know? Like where's the goal threat? Why is he never in the right positions?
54:40Jack:Why is he never getting his head on stuff in a way that Richarlison does? He just, to me, looks like a really well-coached footballer. Yeah. Who is almost... And like an athlete, you know? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But I just don't think he's very, one, bright. And two, I don't think that he kind of has that, like, kind of goal scorer's instinct, I suppose, which Rishi sort of does, to be fair. Yeah, I think he does. I think Rishi, as much as he is frustrating and his inconsistency really is a source of frustration for me. This is a guy that's played for Brazil in a World Cup. He's like, I just think there's a certain mentality that comes with that.
55:26Jack:And he's definitely a big occasion player for me. You know, we've seen him do that for Everton in the past and he did it at Anfield for us this season. So, you know, he got us a point there. Who knows how invaluable that will be towards the end of the season in this last bit. Well, yeah. Towards the end of the season. got two games left you know this is the end of the season um what are you talking about Morgan Medjay says are you like me and just want the season to be over regardless of staying up or going down so we can stop giving mental and emotional bandwidth I think that's fair to say um I mean I don't know about you but but yes basically I'm kind of desperate for it to end in fact if we we haven't secured safety by the final day i don't know if i'm gonna watch that game um i almost i know that's maybe pathetically cowardly but it's almost like i just whatever will happen will happen at that point and i almost just don't want to like put myself through the ringer and go through that sort of emotional turmoil i just almost just want that game to be done and just to know what happened at the end of it you know i don't want to be sat around pacing it's like the Champions League final now there's no way I'm watching that there's no way I'm sitting down watching Arsenal PSG maybe if if somebody says Arsenal and I see in their 3-0 down after 20 minutes then I might slap it on yeah I'm not I'm not making like and that that sucks because I love the Champions League final it's like it's a it's a highlight in the sporting calendar I mean he's probably got ruined by VAR now anyway hasn't it so he cares yeah but on that on a really sort of like you know on a non-important level but just from my own personal perspective there's that bit of me it's like if it goes to the last day and we go if we lose to Everton do I do a post-match do I mean do I want to do I like what the fuck am I gonna say like what am I gonna sit there and and talk about after a game does anybody want to watch that like does anybody need to hear that does anybody need to hear me just being probably really sad do you know what I mean like it's I almost keep I almost keep having like a bit of an imaginary dialogue with myself about how I'd feel if they if they do actually go and each time it just it does settle on like not really any anger anymore but just like total yeah sadness at what's what's befallen what was a great club and you talk about that team just now that had Kane's son on it I went to that game when we beat Arsenal 3-0.
58:00I actually found a video of it on my phone weirdly the day when I was scrolling through some stuff because it was mental. People were just literally screaming in the gantry beforehand. It made me really reflect on just how far we've fallen so quickly. It really does come down to those key departures, doesn't it? Never planning in advance. Kane's son Kulisewski obviously is unfortunate with the injury.
58:25Jack:Just coasting for years. Yeah, just totes coasting. I mean, Kuliseski we got by total chance, didn't we? He was seen as being totally washed up at your best. He was a bit of a bin end, wasn't he? That was it kind of thing, you know? Yeah, exactly. Even that was sort of luck. There's just aren't many players now. That's why I think seeing Maddison coming back through the night gave everybody a lift because he's the sort of player that you could probably have seen in Tottenham teams gone by, but I just don't see many traditional flair Tottenham players within this team currently. That's, I think, partly what's made it so difficult.
58:59Jack:Christopher Hall, just a couple more, says, who's going to be the worst player we're linked with or signing the championship? I mean, surely we're on the Barry Bannon merry-go-round. Like, he's done, I think he's had a stint everywhere else, hasn't he? We might as well get him in. Imagine Barry Bannon in our shirt. Where's he at now? Millwall, isn't he, now? Yeah, yeah. I mean, what's John Bostock up to? Maybe we can get the gang back together. Do you know what? I wouldn't mind giving Dele a contract if we're in the championship and seeing if he can... Do you know what I mean? It's going to be miserable down there.
59:38Jack:We're going to at least try and have something that's fun and nice and reminds us of the old days, you know? Yeah, that's all. Yeah, a thousand percent. Just like for nostalgia's sake, more than anything, give everyone a lift. I mean, we could be linked with all sorts of awful players, couldn't we? All sorts of horrible, horrible Championship League One style kind of... But we might need them. We might need a couple of those. Yeah, yeah, of course. Of course, yeah. Yeah, I mean, who knows? Who knows exactly we're going to be linked with, but I can imagine it. I would like it, you know, we're talking about Enoch and everything we've just had, you know, so obviously I say this with a lot of side eye and almost tongue in cheek now, I guess.
1:00:18Jack:But I would like it if the club could at least use this is an opportunity to be a bit smarter about their recruitment because if you think about it conor gallagher antoine semenio as a like all fine players right solanke richarlison all fine players but they're players that everybody knows they're the sort of players that like probably just about my mum who doesn't really have any interest in football knows do you know if i said can you name me a few premier league footballers she might be able to name you a few of those players right maybe maybe just maybe us going down can be the platform now for you know not for it to be a complete youth overtaking of the squad and everything like that right you know as everybody's talking about but maybe at least we can be a bit more brighton or brentford or bournemouth about it um and get a bit smarter with our recruitment look for those gems look for those players that you know maybe we can't sign when you're tottenham hotspur in the premier league and there's an expectation that you push for the top four every single season so you kind of almost have these safe bets of some of those players i've named before maybe now we can roll the dice and go for a few more of those in langer or whoever's little black book and say all right this is kid he's a whatever like like we've done with souza maybe sus is a kind of an introduction to that um because You look at a player like Ryan that Bournemouth have picked up.
1:01:49Jack:He looks like one of the best players in the Premier League already. I know. He's destined for Manchester City or Real Madrid or whoever. He's unbelievable. How does that happen? I don't understand how that even happens. Being smart, isn't it? Being smart and taking a risk and entrusting your scouts and trusting the people below you who are doing those jobs when they say, sign this player. not to be like, well, I've never heard of him before. So I don't know. Because you can imagine that's what it is at Spurs. I've heard of James Madison. I've heard of Richarlison. He's the guy that picked up the flare and does the pigeon thing, isn't he?
1:02:24Jack:Yeah, bring him in. You are right, though. It's been a long time since we haven't signed somebody that I haven't heard of. It seems to be on like a regular basis now, doesn't it? We just picked some of the biggest teams at the next sort of rung down of Premier League clubs. And look at it, like we just said there, the last time we did it last time we had like peratici in there brought in look i think to to most people bentonker and koloshevsky were not household names no no two of our better players for the past yeah however long you know yeah we we most of us all rolled our eyes when we heard bentonker and koloshevsky's you're like oh great we're getting juventus's cast-offs and you saw a few juventus fans celebrating on twitter and stuff that spurs had spent their money on them but you know they've been they've been brilliant um yeah yeah we'll we'll end on this one um gavin sev um at section uk says do we honestly think roberto deserby stays if we go down this is such a difficult question to answer he seems very invested at the moment you know i know that he always has been quite volatile on the touchline and everything else but i wonder whether he seems really invested because he's desperate for us to stay in the Premier League so he can see out that mammoth five-year, six-year contract where he's one of the best paid managers in the league and whether he'll just sort of sack it all off if it does, if we do go down.
1:03:52I mean, you know, again, like in a purely cold, unemotive way, he is being paid a huge amount of money to turn this club around and he could actually, we could storm the championship if we did go down. I think there's talk that Kulisevsky's now recovering and you know he's not going to be going anywhere in the summer is he given that his kneecap is loaded yeah exactly yeah um and given the amount of time and probably money we've invested into him um we'd have to obviously have a look at who we want to keep who we want to get rid of at that stage because actually players like Solanke might be incredibly effective in the championship he had a brilliant season at Bournemouth so you know It would be starting from the bottom.
1:04:34I am really hopeful that he would stay with us and that we get off to a good start. I don't want this to happen, obviously, but if the worst was to happen, that we storm that league, that Solanke scores 35 goals, Kulicewski is the best player in that division by a country mile. This almost all seems just like a bad dream at the end of it. We come flying back into the Premier League. my worry sorry go on no no no
1:05:03Jack:not at all just like my worry is that if things don't quite go according to plan in the summer and if we get off to a bad start in the championship he'll think actually this is a basket case why am I wasting my time here it's going to damage my reputation I'm just going to get out well let's hope that doesn't happen away the lads come on Newcastle do us a solid and Hearts as well you know do it all and obviously Spurs go on you might as well win at Sanford Bridge but obviously Chelsea got an FA Cup before that we play them a few days later so hopefully that plays into our favour and who knows but Gavin mate it's it's always a pleasure thanks very much for joining me once again no thanks very much for having me
From the publisher
Jack is joined by Gavin for a Thursday Q&A to dissect the frustrating fallout from Tottenham's clash with Leeds United. The pair kick things off by venting about the baffling VAR decision to deny James Maddison a clear foul, reacting to the midfielder's own frustrations posted on Instagram. We ask the broader question of whether the current implementation of VAR is fundamentally ruining the sport, before finding a much-needed silver lining in Maddison's return to the pitch. We discuss how, despite lacking full match fitness, his sheer step up in quality was glaringly obvious and ask if he is the missing piece required to secure safety.
Attention then turns to the relegation battle and the absolutely monumental weekend clash between Newcastle United and West Ham. Jack asks Gavin just how heavily our survival hinges on that specific result, while trying to nail down exactly what Tottenham need to do to save themselves. Finally, Gavin tackles a massive selection of listener questions, covering everything from the Premier League's potential refereeing conspiracies to the depressing four-year anniversary of beating Arsenal 3-0, debating whether Roberto De Zerbi would actually stick around for a Championship rebuild, and guessing which underwhelming players we will inevitably be linked to if the worst happens.
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