Tom Brady’s Midlife Crisis

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1:06I'm Suzy Weiss, and today I am joined by my co-host, the great Dan Adut. The great Dan Adut. We're going to talk about a few things. Tom Brady's midlife crisis, the Taco Bell plague, and of course, the Odyssey. Yes. You ready? I am ready. Let's start with Twitter and everyone's new obsession, The Odyssey. Dan, have you seen it? I have not seen it, and I'm dying to see it. What's your favorite book in The Odyssey? I always forget. Oh, my God. Where's the cyanide pill in my mouth? I don't know, man. Iliad, is that one? That's a different poem. I saw it yesterday in IMAX. I will add that I was in the front row of The Odyssey, which is like going to Baghdad for a culture reporter.

1:51Like that's as close as you're going to get to the front lines when you were in the front IMAX row. So really, I saw the bottom right hand corner of the Odyssey. Yeah. It was amazing. Really? Yes. I'm so excited to hear that because I wanted to hate it. You probably wanted to hate it. But I like going into things wanting to hate them and then like they're awesome. I mean, if Christopher Nolan directed Traffic, I'd watch three hours of it. You know what I mean? Like this guy is just so at the top of his game. There's been a lot of people are trying to kind of map the culture war onto it and say like, okay is it a woke movie is it a base movie does this casting decision which translation did he use did he use the fagels or the emily wilson translation yeah which is emily wilson's like kind of the woker i guess translation of it but it sort of evades all of those things that's great i did have problems with the casting but not on like culture war grounds i mean people didn't like lupita because first of all this is troy troy hasn't existed what you're gonna get a troy a Troy person?

2:46Yeah, exactly. They didn't have Anne Hathaway back then either, man. Yeah, yeah. I mean, for Charlize Theron with lip fillers. Like, let's give it a rest. But I mean, also the idea that Lupita Nyong 'o, it's like, they didn't cast Che Diaz as Helen of Troy. Right. You know what I mean? Like, she's stunning. She's beautiful. She's regal. She's also in the movie for like 30 seconds. It's really not. Charlize Theron, who no one's talking about, is in the movie much longer. She plays Calypso. And how is she? Fabulous. She's awesome. She crushes a sorter and sandal film. You know what I mean? Yeah.

3:18I mean, I did not think Matt Damon was the right Odysseus. You know, it's hard for me to comment. I haven't seen the movie, but Matt Damon, he can do no wrong for me. No, you were watching and you're like, why is Talented Mr. Ripley on that boat? You really had that thought. Also, apparently. Why is Jason Bourne? Tom Hardy. Yeah, Jason Bourne. Tom Hardy, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christian Bale all turned it down. Yeah. And then so the whole time you're sort of thinking like, oh, my God, Christian Bale would have crushed this. I'm like, why don't they give it to an Oscar Isaac or an Adam Driver? Someone who's like a little more like rougher or something.

3:56Something about Matt Damon. It's like he's like plays like suburban or something to me. Yeah. He's too Matt Damon. Yeah. He's too Matt Damon about it. Yeah. It's like you're either going to be in a space alien movie like trying to get home or. Oh, yeah. The Martian. Yeah. Or you have to. Trying to get home is kind of his thing. Yeah, that's his thing. That is his thing. He's always trying to get home. Yeah, there's something that didn't translate for me. But there's also, it's like, you get to be Odysseus, but then you know like 10 other guys who Christopher Nolan preferred turned down the role.

4:26Yeah. And it's also, it is Christopher Nolan's movie. He is the star of it. Yeah. He's, I heard that like, he's filming it on one of these random films that needs to be replaced every - Every three minutes. That's why everyone said no, because they can only shoot for three minutes at a time. and then they had to like reassemble things. That's so crazy. It was crazy. Is that really necessary? It looked pretty great, but I don't think I would have known the difference. Yeah. I saw Oppenheimer on my laptop. Really? Yeah. It was great. I loved it. I mean, people are freaking out about the Elliot Page and Lupita Nyong 'o.

5:01No one's talking about the fact that Agamemnon, the king of Sparta, is played by Benny Safdie. Yeah. Sorry, what? That's insane. Are you good? Benny Safdie? The guy who played like the mentally challenged brother in Good Time? That's where we're at? As Agamemnon? That is what people need to be horrified by. He's Jewish, then his brother Menelaus is played by John Berthal. Yeah. Who's also Jewish. I'm like, what is this? What is this casting? Enough. Are you anti? Get them out of here. Wait, hold on. Let me just get this straight. Yes. Are you saying that Jews cannot play kings? King David. They can be in Uncut Gems.

5:42They can be King Dave. They can be in Fiddler. Why do they need to be in this? Wait, but why is it okay for a black person to pay someone from Troy, even though - It just worked better. I was like, why is John Berthal here? He looks like he's at a kiddish. Behold, I am the king of Sparta. Yeah, yeah. Sparta. No, I mean, you don't - I don't even think you see Benny Safdie's face in it, but I'm just like, huh? Yeah. What do I do? Okay. It's like, it feels stunty. like for shock value honestly i had no problem with elliot page thought it was fine but i was like benny safia's agamemnon is wasiled wow okay adam driver would have been a great agamemnon why wasn't he in this movie i'm so upset that's people are wrong are upset about the wrong casting choices i will also say that john leguizamo john leguizamo he's so underrated john leguizamo is one of the best like that america has to offer in everything remember in the baz lerman romeo Juliet.

6:39He plays Tybalt. Yes. So good. So good. Like serious performance. And he's in this movie, The Odyssey. He's incredible. He's awesome. That's that makes me happy. That makes me happy. I would say he stole the show. Whoa. Yeah. I think I'm giving I'm giving him the Oscar. The second the second thought hair clip award for best acting in The Odyssey goes to John Leguizamo. You don't even know his name and you're giving him an award. It's just that I can't pronounce things. Okay. There's a major outbreak of lettuce disease going around in the country. No one is safe. It's crazy. Unless you just don't get lettuce from Taylor Farms.

7:19Yeah, yeah, yeah. In that case, it's fine. But is it Taco Bell related? Does Taylor Farms supply to Taco Bell? Taylor Farms supplies to Taco Bell, which is where a lot of people got sick, but also it's like Taco Bell. So how do you know if it's the lettuce or the Taco Bell? That's true. That's true. But I mean, you would know. There was a time pre-GLP1s where someone might want a little bit of a diarrhea outbreak because then you get skinny for summer, but now I don't think there's any use for it. Oh my God. Is there puking involved too? Don't ever say that in public. What? What? You were dreaming for a diarrhea?

7:51I wasn't seeking it out. You know, a lot of these thoughts can be inner thoughts. Some of these could be for the inside. It's actually an incredibly good point. The The disease sounds like a character in the Odyssey. Cyclopsaurus, it's a cyclops. Cy - Here's the thing, I can't pronounce things. So you know those videos of Candace Owens making fun of her for saying architecture? Yeah. But really it was about the architecture. I want you to understand. You're never gonna see me laughing at those cause I know where I stand. So the lettuce scare is going on. What I thought was particularly funny was there is a clip of, there's a picture of this lettuce is being sold at Whole Foods.

8:29Taylor Farms lettuce. Taylor Farms lettuce is being sold at Whole Foods and they're giving it 50 % off. Oh my God. 50 % off. They didn't take it off the shelves. They didn't take it off the shelves. They were like, hey, if you want to risk diarrhea. Lettuce roulette. What is your number? What's your number? Is 50 % off enough for you to risk it? I don't buy lettuce. You know what? I don't. I'm not really buying lettuce at all. That's the thing. This scare made me realize how unhealthy I am because they're like, you can't have lettuce. I'm like, oh, that's fine. That's super easy If they were like There's a There's a french fry outbreak I'd be like Rending my garments And gnashing my teeth In the street I swear to god I would be I'm like Yeah we're good here This is completely dodging me There's no problem whatsoever Yeah What kind of lettuce is it?

9:13Is it cabbage Romaine Jam Little jam First of all I don't think I don't think cabbage Is a kind of lettuce Let's start there Fact check Jamie Where's Joe Rogan's Slave Jamie? We need him Yeah it shows here Cabbage is different Jamie's got no personality if cabbage isn't a lettuce I'm a fucking golden retriever I mean what are you talking about cabbage is the ultimate lettuce it's horrible you're doubling down yeah I think it's iceberg I think it's basic B iceberg yeah this is not a problem for me no neither is it for us unless you're having a wedge unless you're having a wedge the only place I'm having a wedge is at a steakhouse with some bacon on it a bacon wedge that's just a delivery mechanism for ranch dressing at that point yes I agree 100 % yeah I'm having no problems with this if you are the Whole Foods if you are a Whole Foods shopper who would go for the lettuce at 50 % off I want to meet you we need a call in line we need a line at the bottom of the screen where people can call in like Howard Stern I think that would be really great is there any other foods besides a wedge salad that you would even that you'd use iceberg for when you shred it up for a burger shred it up for a burger shred it up for a taco it's a packing peanut of greens yeah it's just unnecessary No one needs it.

10:27It is. It is unnecessary. It's a fun textural, you know, it's a fun texture. It's an architectural addition. Yeah. Taylor Farms. Nothing to do with Taylor Swift. Oh, I'm sure she's getting on those servers. She's getting her bots. Yes, she is. To figure out the Cyclops epidemic. The only reason I mentioned it is because our Taylor Swift clips go viral. Yeah. Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, Taylor Farms, Swift, Cyclops, Diarrhea. Yeah. Perfect. Boom. Yeah, yeah. Cha-ching! Okay, so Second Thought Podcast, Mark Safe from Cyclopspora. You shouldn't be having lettuce anyway. What are you, just like virtue signaling that you're healthy?

11:07Certainly not. Enough with the stupid lettuce. We'll be right back to discuss Tom Brady's midlife crisis after a word from our sponsors. And now a quick word from our sponsor. At The Free Press, we're pretty obsessed with one big idea, that most topics deserve more honesty and more depth than they're getting. So I want to tell you about a podcast that's doing exactly that. It's called Unpacking Israeli History. If you follow the news about Israel, you're getting headlines. But headlines are just a tiny slice of a long, complicated, and fascinating story without the depth or the context that you deserve.

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12:10Do you know who Tom Brady is? Of course I know who Tom Brady is. Let's start from basics. Let's start from the basics. That is so insulting. I don't know. I don't know. When did Tom Brady first come on your radar? Thomas was on my radar. You know, I am a kind of a Giants fan, I guess. I'm supposed to say that. He was the villain for a long time to New York Giants fans. But then you get through this thing where you're the old guy, and then you pull for the old guy to win over the hot new young quarterback. But we're not here to talk about that. We're here to talk about what Tom Brady's been doing lately, which is losing his goddamn mind.

12:45In his retirement, Tom Brady is making some interesting choices. Yes. Tom Brady has gotten some sort of facelift, facework, dermaplaning done. Jury's out on that. We have an investigation team working on it. Okay, great. Tom Brady has been linked romantically to Alex Earle. He put out a water called Good Nut, a coconut water. Okay. He's very into the white party. He got roasted. And then he appeared at Kevin Hart's roast. What was the other? Oh, and then crazily. Oh, he watched in the Balenciaga fashion show. Seeing each one of these things is alarming. And now he's getting into these viral clip, fake-ish fights with Logan Paul, who's in the WWE.

13:27And it sort of seems like he's laying the foundation to maybe himself become a professional wrestler. This is extremely divorce behavior. As we know, Giselle left him for her... Jiu-jitsu instructor. Jiu-jitsu instructor. and I'm I mean this is like Michael Jordan doing QVC at a certain point. It's worse than that. Yeah it's worse than that. I feel like Michael Jordan could move some you know move some product. He can move some product and he should but this is crazy like he's he's taking his triple A status Yeah. and just like really cheapening it I think. But there's something about it for me where it's like the man loves to entertain and do you blame him?

14:05I don't think it's that. You ever go through a breakup and you want to like you want to show hot pictures of yourself oh interesting i think he's just like i think he's really broken up with this giselle thing and he's just doing this to like kind of hey look at me yeah out there babe i got this new watch yeah i got this new watch look at me in my white in my white outfit i know it's really she's probably like sending him videos of her having sex with a jujitsu guy and he's like dying inside and he has to like he has to you know the whole thing though at least for us i don't know what what how what giselle's getting out of it for me i'm like this is a reverse dwayne the rock johnson like the rock was a wrestler and then became kind of respected that's usually tom brady was respected and now he's becoming the rock it's it's yeah this is not the natural order of things this is not the natural order of things it's very weird to me also it's like what happens next like where do you go from wwe with logan paul like live netflix event like what's your next move he's gonna play chess in washington square park with people he's gonna become a chess hustler that would actually be awesome if you were tom brady what would your retirement plan be he's only 49 it's really it's the new 35 as we know what would you how would you spend your days if i were tom brady yeah you know you you do you do like oprah winfrey shit you get an island you go to montecito montecito you know you uh start to garden You got to book, do a book club.

15:33I don't think Tom Brady actually should become Oprah. I don't think that's his lane. Okay. Or he could, he should lean into the whole like workout dieting thing. Like create that product, create gyms. Oh yeah. I love that. He should just make the next rumble or something. Yes. Next berries. Yes. Call it Tom's. Tom's. He won the Superbowl and said, one day I'm going to be a wrestler. Did he win the Superbowl like a million times? A million times. Why isn't he becoming a right-wing podcaster? There's so many avenues available to him. Yeah, yeah. Why isn't he Andrew Huberman? Yeah, I mean, I think Andrew Tate just got arrested, so he can take that.

16:14Okay, there's an opening. Hello, someone call Tom. Okay, seriously, we should be retired career consultants. Yeah. Because we just came up with a million great ideas for Tom Brady. Also, here's my question. I don't know how sports work. If he started golfing, would he not become the greatest golf player of all time? I don't think that's how sports work. Really? Yeah. I feel like I, historically there's been, who's that athlete who was like baseball and football? Like they did both? Oh, Bo Jackson. Was that it? I think so. So like, that's the move. Holy cow. I can't believe I got that right. That was amazing.

16:48You guys should be more impressed that I got that right. I'm really impressed. Evan's just like, yeah, that's who it is. She started this out asking me if I know who Tom Brady is. And I knew Bo Jackson. You whipped out Bo Jackson. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. I just feel like there's certain sports for certain age levels and he could really do a great job. She got into Maj. You should get into Mahjong. Mahjong, baby. Bingo. Yeah. Just give in. Be old. Eat Jell-O. I know. Move to the villages. Do you have another story for us? Oh, I do. Okay. I don't know if this got on your radar, but I sent you the link.

17:26I don't know if you looked at it. There is a raccoon in Seattle that has taken over the city called Jimothy. What? Isn't Jimothy an office reference? Jimothy? Oh, I don't know. I think it was like an office joke. Wait. Okay. Have you seen Jimothy? I saw this link that you sent me of this. It's like a creature with scoliosis. It's like if a raccoon was a circle. It's so disgusting. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. Wait. He's like the hunchback of public campgrounds. I know. do you love him i think he's so cute you think he's cute he has like a spot like first people were like what the hell is this thing on instagram and then like everyone embraced him he's got a spinal disorder he's got like half the spine that you need as a as a raccoon so he's like folded in and he's like running like a folding chair he's like a collapsed sort of like bunk bed or something i don't even know how to describe him he's so cute and he's taken over the city and people People like him or hate him.

18:24They love him. They're getting tattoos of him. They're getting Jimmy T tattoos. This is like Chunk from the Goonies. It's like you're horrified, but then ultimately you have so much love for this creature. It has brought the city together like nothing before. Seattle? This is Seattle? Seattle. More than Chaz. He probably works at Microsoft. He probably makes more than us. It's very cute, and I'm very pro. So look, it seems like this is the summer of things uniting people that are not like politics or whatever. Oh, interesting. You know, the Knicks brought all of New York together. Knicks, for sure.

19:00Jimothy is bringing Seattle together. I love this. I'm a big fan of nonpartisan things bringing everyone together. It's like the reverse summer of 2020. Yeah, exactly. I think the Odyssey can bring people together if people would let it. Yeah. I'm not trying to hang out with Jimothy. Jimothy really scares me. Jimothy. I think Jimothy is like an omen, like a demon maybe from below. I think he's getting everyone to become in love with him. And so he'll unleash his curse or attack on one time. Remember Peanut from last summer? Yes. That squirrel that that guy hooked? Yes. And then like they shot it or something?

19:36Yeah, the feds. The feds came and killed Peanut. Oh, no. Hopefully the feds won't come and they're like this creature. I mean, let's be real. Jimothy is an abomination. Holy cow. God's green earth. Please post this. I want you guys to come at her in the comments. Really? Do not. This is your, you're besmirching the good, the good name of Jimothy. Here's the thing. Like if I was in a room with Jimothy, I would like, I can't even think about it. It would be like fear factor. It would be so scary. That would be the case with any raccoon, but I think especially this one. Okay. You have to see there.

20:12They found foot in, because now everyone's going into their ring cams for years to see if they can find Jimothy. And there's like a bait. We're going to be rich. Someone found baby Jimothy. And baby Jimothy is going to melt your cold, dead heart. People are going through their ring cameras. Yeah. This is what we're trading our surveillance for. This is what we're trading all of our privacy for, is the chance of maybe capturing an image of the baby version of a viral, deformed raccoon sensation. Yes. And I think it's worth having a police state in all of our cities, just in case there's another Jimothy in a different city.

20:47we can catch we can catch it from from its birth to its death what's your stance on adoption versus um like are you dogs or humans okay i mean i guess both i'm very against rescue animals yeah uh a hundred like they're they never turn out good yeah they're always every they're nine out of ten ten of them when people are always like it's a rescue it's like well yeah oh i didn't think you bought that at the breeder it doesn't really look like a bird to do it all like you didn't pay for that dog that has one eye and looks like it's walked over an ied oh cool well it's not a breed you didn't go to westminster for that one yeah it's like yeah it looked like it's lived in a steel cage for half of its life they don't sell pit bulls oh that's that that it's not a breed that comes with two legs oh i thought that was a new breed that's a rescue i never would have thought he lived in the bed of a truck for five years you don't say rocks thrown at it don't say shocking no i'm very because it's not the juice is not worth the squeeze one out of ten of them end up being great here's the thing everyone loves jimothy from afar if you were sitting at a picnic table oh and jimothy came up dragging his ass you would i would shoot it i would shoot jimothy five times to make sure he's dead because you'd be so afraid that they were going to be killed and like haunted by this thing because he's like he's not like of this world a little so it's like you have to like burn his body to make sure it's all done oh my god oh my god I just nodded I just nodded oh my god Jimothy I love you Jimothy I'm sorry we have to kill and burn you I want to see the people getting Jimothy tattoos Who's in a room with Jimothy?

22:59Jimothy. Okay, seriously, stop it. Oh my God. Okay. Dan Adut, speaking of Jimothy tattoos. Yes. How do you feel about face tattoos? How do I feel about face tattoos? I'm very pro face tattoos. Are you serious? Yes. Okay. Why? Because. I'm pro face tattoo because if you are the type of person, I'm more anti-tramp stamp than I am face tattoo. Face tattoo? Yes. You never see a tramp stamp unless you're looking for it. It doesn't matter. It's not about that. It's not about that. It's about people who get tattoos, I'm going to say nine times out of 10, they regret them. But I don't think people who get face tattoos ever regret them because that is a way of life.

23:46Yes, that's true. It's signaling your commitment to live outside of the straight world. Yes. No one goes like, oh, I got a tramp stamp. I got this thing on my hand. I think it's time for a face tattoo. No. If you're getting a face tattoo, you are signaling to us that you are that type of – no one with a face tattoo wakes up one day and says, oh, no, now I can't work at J.P. Morgan. Right, exactly. That job I want. Well, let me explain to you what's going on, which is that in South Carolina – I didn't know this. It was illegal to get a tattoo in South Carolina until 2004. What? Yeah. Are you serious?

24:19Yeah. Isn't that, didn't they like just like mixed marriages weren't legal until like last summer? I don't know what's going on with South Carolina, but this law around tattooing face, neck, and head, it's illegal there. You also can't have a tattoo parlor within a thousand feet of like a playground, a school, and a church. What? It's a buffer zone law. Are you serious? Yeah. And two South Carolina residents and this Williamsburg tattoo shop called Tiny Zaps, who want to open up, I guess, a storefront in South Carolina, are suing the state, saying that it's unconstitutional for the state to basically disallow to ban head, face, and neck tattoos.

24:59And I just thought it was really interesting because, I mean, I guess the idea is that a tattoo itself is art and the act of doing it is art. So it's protected speech by the First Amendment. I mean, it sounds like a how is this even actually happening? That's crazy. Like, how is it even illegal? Yeah. Well, I don't know. It's pretty, pretty intense to tattoo your face. I don't know on what grounds you could say. I mean, maybe it's an obscenity law or like a public like you want like public. Not safety because there's nothing to do with safety. It sounds it feels very un-American. Oh, so you think it's going to pass?

25:37It's like this is like a my body, my choice thing. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Like maybe it's basically just that South Carolina hasn't caught up to every other state, which would allow it. And it's just this arcane thing that has to be updated. But I do think there's sort of a question about obscenity and public decency and whether any of those things are enforceable or should be. This is South Carolina. Have you been to Myrtle Beach? It's like such a trash heap. That's not offensive. That whole city is offensive. And they're OK with that. But now they're like, I do declare. No more face tattoos.

26:14Please, you are offending me. As you're like, as you're at your mini golf, your trashy mini golf place in Myrtle Beach. Please don't show me your face. I'm with my family at the mini golf. Also, the fact that you can't have a tattoo parlor close to a school. That I kind of stand by. Really? Yeah. I have a feeling that in South Carolina, you can have a gun store right in the school. You can have it in the school. In the cafeteria. Yeah, they sell guns in the cafeteria. They sell guns in the cafeteria. But I do think like, yeah, like do you need a vape shop next to a preschool? Probably not. No.

26:51Like there is like a sort of civil separation of certain types of businesses, outlets, services. Not to say one is good and one is bad, but you just don't need them next to each other. I don't see tattoo parlors as like a salacious business. To me, it feels like it's like a barbershop kind of, like a hang. That's how you think of tattoos? yeah oh I think of them so differently I think of them as like really um like kind of hardcore I think a tattoo is hardcore I think a tattoo on your face is really hardcore you don't necessarily think it's obscene well it depends what it says well but you could also I mean there's I mean I guess that's just the individual tattoo artists individual tattoo artists have like a whole code of honor like around what they will and won't do so a lot of tattoo artists will not tattoo someone's hands, face, neck, head if it's their first tattoo.

27:44Yeah. They're kind of like, you got to build up to it. That should be the law of South Carolina. Your first tattoo. Cannot be on your face. Cannot be on your face. I'm okay with that as a law. That's okay. I'm okay with that as a law. Nanny stayed over here. Who is your favorite face tattoo in popular culture? Mike Tyson. Oh, interesting. 100 % Mike Tyson. That's the sort of, it's like a claw situation. I also think he was like the first one. Tribal, I guess. Yeah. He was the first one to, I think, to be like a non-MS13 person and put a face tattoo on. Like he kind of normalized it, I think. I mean, I went to the taco place down the street and the guy who's serving me tacos had three tattoos on his face.

28:21Really? I was like, it's crazy. And one was red ink. Whoa. I'm like, that's wild. That's like he used to be MS13. You think? I mean. Well, the teardrops are when you've spent time in jail or you've killed someone, I think. Lil Wayne has the teardrops. Maybe he got his face tattooed because he had the lettuce in the taco and got sick and he survived. And he survived. And it was. He face tattooed himself. There's also Gucci Mane. Yes. Ice cream, which is pretty funny. Yeah. Post Malone's covered. Too much. There's barbed wire here. It's too crazy. It's like always tired. Stay away. I don't like Post Malone.