A wet one, wind on the golf course and Rosie needs a minute

26:04The fuck out of my fart. I'm going to fart right in your face. And then you're going to go, oh, I'm going to go, oh, sorry. I'm sorry, mate. Fucking nonchalant twat that he was. I can just say, by the way, everyone, in between record, Rosie was like still reeling about it. And I just said, you're probably the fifth person whose face he's farted on that day. I think he's just it. I think he's just it. Anyway, so my beef with you. You bought online, which is very lovely because we're all a bit wired in our house. And Robin had these clickers, these little, it's like three sort of keys from an old-fashioned keyboard.

26:41Four keys from an old-fashioned keyboard on a little clicker. It's like a fidget toy. So Robin had one, and you were using it because you loved it. I like it as well. Have you seen my fingers? Have you seen the inside of my mouth? I'm a clip. Yeah, so you bite them. I need. So these are like a fidget thing. Yeah, great. So you obviously bought them. I noticed that they came in like a pack of three or something. Four. Well, so you bought... Or two. right so you bought enough to basically have robin one me one yeah one each it was like oh we've all got one each which was lovely and we had it this morning we did a bit clicking have i done both kids took them in the car on the school run this morning right yeah i'm not kidding i can still hear it like working in an office i can still it rosie i can still hear it it was non-stop relentless clicking of little keyboards it was like working in some way like a word processing thing or do you know what like uh you know like mad men or something not like mad men yeah the typewriter's world the women work is like i find that quite relaxing though i find the sound of it relaxing when you're trying to navigate the traffic on a morning it was fucking horrible non-stop it was like um you know that thing you know people say um if you give infinite monkeys infinite typewriters an infinite amount of time that eventually come up with the works of shakespeare it was like the soundtrack of that it was like what that would sound like right okay it's just not like you to get wound up by something really small but I we're really enjoying it and I know it's like probably a good thing just to chill them before school so I put up with it but I was just like anyone who beeped at us had I cried had I burst into tears it's just not like you so this is what sometimes I'm upset about I'm normally so laid by this podcast I end up being like the really vocal one and I you are you're a mess yeah that's fine no this is not the real him by the way what do you mean Because you come on here and actually, this is all a show.

28:30You put a show on. You're a mess. Oh, yeah, of course. But that wouldn't be funny. I mean, it's funny sometimes. I let it out now and then. But then I just turn it off like a light switch. Just go click. So, yeah. So, yeah. Nice that you got everyone one. And thank you. I have been using mine. But, yeah. It was just a lot. It was a lot. It's fine.

28:52It's time for questions from the public.

28:58As always, if you'd like to get in touch, it's shaggedmarriedinordi.gmail.com to send a long form email. Or if you'd like to stretch them vocal cords and send us a WhatsApp message. I'm just stretching this out. Sounds like local radio. Yeah, well, it's because while I'm picking my phone up to get the number, I have to sort of make a really long thing. Anyway, if you want to send a voice note, it's 07874406650. Keep them coming. We absolutely love them. Thank you. What have you got here? I've got a voice note. On the subject of? I don't know. Okay. I don't listen to them. Because it might be for the new section.

29:30Oh, I've got other ones, but this is in front of the new section. Right, because before we do the new section, I told you I would have some new names to workshop for it, and I do have some new names to workshop for the section. Oh! Oh, my God. Okay. Okay, just give us one second. What's the matter? I feel like up a height. I'm like pissed off, and I don't want to be. I just need like a minute. Just let us have a minute. You as well. You've pissed us off as well. So we'll just have a minute. Guys, just get some... Should we just have a minute of silence? Should we just have a minute? What are you pissed off about?

30:09Just you. You. And me mum. I shouldn't have pulled out the big guns. I should have just took it on the chin. I'm really sorry. I should have just took it on the chin. That's right. You messy little cut.

30:34I just love the audacity of sitting here with your tan on and your jar, mas, claiming I'm the messy one. It's fucking wild. It's psychotic. No, but you're, you empty the dishwasher and that and you're a bit anal about stuff like that, but you never carry the washing upstairs. That, you never, you're not fixing that spindle. You don't, you don't, plump the cushions yes i'm very much you can see no you just you never wipe the bench tell her that you never there's constantly crumbs whenever you've cooked on that bench i'm so upset about this it's gone back it's gone back right okay no because i was having a minute i'm gonna have to have one more minute right one more minute do you want to turn the recording and everything no no just chill just fast right okay right ready here we go

31:28you better be nice to me on this holiday i'll be lovely i will literally barney hi chris and rosa so i'm just listening to your episode and we're talking about agadou um and i just wanted to let you know that agadou still lives over here in south yorkshire it is played at children's parties discos it was also played every week when my children used to go to dance class. They used to use it as a warm up I think. Now the only problem is my children and their stubborn little shits are adamant that the words for the song are I've got two, two, two, two apples and a tree. I've got two, two, two, two apples and coffee.

32:22And they won't listen. Every time I tell them that's not the words, they won't listen. And then it ends up getting stuck in my head. in the way that they sing it. So then I end up being weirdo, singing I've Got Two instead of Agadou. Wow. And that's just how it is. That's so annoying. That is so fucking annoying. The word Agadou is a nonsense word and a nonsense refrain from the song's catchy chorus, Agadou, Do, Do, Push Pineapple, Shake the Tree. It does not have a literal translation in English. There we go. So that's annoying. Oh, God. Oh, no. What? 1984 I actually thought it was older than that good grief that's irritating I've got two that's so annoying you know how our kids would do that no that's why yeah they're the words yeah awful I've got two oh and they have to sing it ick pair of them ick I've got two two I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts there they are standing in a row big one small one some as big as your I think he was talking about tits.

33:34Yeah. I think. I don't know. Couldn't tell you. Of course you were. Hi, Chris and Rosie. Please keep me anonymous. Long time listener, first time emailer. A lot of first time emailers, actually. Thank you. Which is amazing. Coming out of woodwork. Thank you so much. Having listened to your new section. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, sorry. So, pause this. I've got all of the names for the new section. Come on. Okay. We'll have to pick one because, okay, we're getting sent loads of really good ones I won't over saturate the podcast with them because you know they are fun though but I'm really enjoying them are you?

34:08I just love again I love the concept that someone has said something in passing I've said it to Carl for years I've said because we obviously we've done this for ages I say like if these people had any idea that a thing they randomly said in passing that they thought nothing of has become literally part of our fucking culture as a friendship as a friendship group. It's amazing. Okay. Laughs from the past. Love it. Okay. Okay. We're going to do better. Slogan from the olden days. No. Okay. Remember, remember. This is like Guy Fawkes. Remember, remember. Remember, remember what that person said in September or whatever month it was.

34:51It's too long. It's the same as what it was. The first one. Catchphrases from the past days. I like that one. okay nice okay catchphrases from the past days that's cute what I've done here with this one and this is what I was laughing at before we started recording and you said what are you laughing at and I said I can't tell you I've just done this one as an acronym so it's just the letters of the words but I haven't written down what the words are so I don't actually know what it just says wops wops twist but I don't know what the I don't know what the words are that I've said no what are you talking about wops twist so it's like words other people said Wops no oh words other people said that we still say today Wops just hated what was the one before don't do something random words from passing years hmm okay ages ago someone said this and I've been saying it ever since that's it there's a couple more this one ages ago someone said something and i've been saying it that's me well no i've now got a more succinct version of the one i've just said it's two words shorter so it might be better someone said this once and i've said it ever since no ages ago really yeah oh i've got sussed suss to us not acronyms stop acronyms do not work on a on a speaking okay okay so ages ago someone said this and i've been saying it ever since.

36:23Right, okay, so the section is called In a Yorkshire accent. Ages ago. Ages ago, someone said this and I've been saying it ever since. That's a whole one. That's a whole accent. Yeah. Ages ago, someone said this thing and I've been saying it ever since. There we go. Put a beat to it. Ages ago. Maybe get Lucy Beaumont to record the voice note. Can you put a beat to it? No. Next question. He's a fucking cunt. You're a cunt. I would never say the same word on this podcast. Take that out. I don't want to say it. I said it earlier on. Right. Listen. So, this is for the new segment. Ages ago, someone said something and I've been saying it since.

37:02Something like that. Yeah. We've already forgotten it. Yeah. I shared this story with a colleague of mine. We were close. And it makes me cringe to this day. Right. When I was in my late teens, maybe 18, 19. That is late teens, I guess. But you're pretty, you're an adult, aren't you? But it's late. It's definitely late. Do you call yourself a late teen at night? How old are you? I'm 19. I'm a late teen. No, you're not. Late teen is like 15, 16, not 19. You're a fully-fledged grown-up. Get a grip here. You're an adult. No, you're right. You're right. You're a late teen. Because 18 being adult, I would say 16, 17 is late teens.

37:40And then I would say 18 being an adult. Is it my late teens? 29. No. 19. I mean, probably is because it's still teen, but I just think you're not a late teen. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Yeah. Your frontal lobe isn't probably... Late teen. Probably developed. On paper, it's late teens, but I know what you mean. If you're like... If you're 19 going around calling yourself a teenager, I'd be like, how am I? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. You can vote. Like, no. Shut up. Yeah. Right. I was working at a pub and I had a fling with one of the landlord's friends who was about 15 years my senior.

38:15Also a late teen. Fuck for that. A late, late teen. Late, late teen.

38:27we met up a couple of times um and on one of the dates i went to his for netflix and chill before netflix existed i'm now he's only 35 this fella 34 she's late teen she's 18 19 and he's 15 years i've seen you he's 33 34 no he's not a late teen well upset fully fledged man no that's late Late, late, late, teen. Late, late, late, teen. Yeah, that's how it works. So she's 38 now for context, by the way. Well, one thing led to another, and we ended up getting down to business. It was all going... Just tax returns and... Just landlord shit. Just fashion out a new idea they had for a coffee shop. Business.

39:05Yeah. I think they're talking about sex. No. Yeah. They can't be. Yeah. It was all going well, and I thought, older really is better. Oh, God. That's a good compliment. Until he turned to me halfway through and said, oh you're a wet one aren't you oh for fuck's sake

39:25that's so that's so upsetting oh you're a wet one aren't you do you know what i'm gonna do from now on is that whenever i see a pigeon gutted in the rain i'm gonna say that oh i'm not opening the window i go oh you're a wet one oh god that is so upsetting It must have been good, though, if she is wet. It says, I've never dried up so quickly in my life. Needless to say, I never saw him again. But this is so, now, whenever me and my colleague, now friend, talk about anything juicy slash gossip or a little saucy, she turns to me and says, oh, she's a wet one, isn't she? I nearly died. I never know.

40:04He'll never know. No, he'll never know. That's gross, isn't it? Oh, you're a wet one, aren't you? No. Stop. stop. She's a millennial. We don't like that kind of stop.

40:20Again, dare I say it? I'm not going to workshop what he could have said instead, but dare I say it, if he just phrased it, just slightly different. Yeah. So it doesn't sound like... Probably could have been a lot sexier. Yeah, yeah. You know? You're a white one, aren't you? No, no, no. How old is he? 34. Serious unk vibes. Unk vibes. I don't know. Gross. starting or growing your own business can be intimidating and lonely at times your to-do list may feel endless with new tasks and lists can easily begin to overrun your life so finding the right tool that not only helps you out but simplifies everything as a built-in business partner can be a game changer for millions of businesses that tool is shopify shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10 of all e-commerce in the U.S.

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43:09Hi, Rosie and Chris. Please keep me anonymous. Hi. It's another one for the news section. Get it. In 2003, my now husband and I bought our first home in Northumberland. Oh. Very nice, very nice. We were in our early 20s. The house was at the end of a terrace of houses, and the only access was at the opposite end of the terrace, down some steps, and you had to walk in front of everyone else's houses. go again it's the end of a terrace right the only access was at the opposite end of the terrace down some steps and you had to walk in front I understand yes I've seen these before I've seen these yeah yeah yeah so you can't like you can't just go off the street you have to kind of like go down and along right in front of everyone else's houses yeah delivery men love it we hadn't long since moved in when our neighbour a single woman very quietly spoken and probably mid-forties knocked on our door She invited us for supper one evening So being new to the area and wanting to feel part of the community We agreed a date Such a Northumbland invite Come round for supper Who's there?

44:16Other than our 10 and 5 year old Who's eating supper? What is supper? I mean, supper is when me and you just sit and eat Be healthy at 5 o 'clock So yeah, supper is exactly what happens when me and you go Let's have salmon and veg at 6 And then by 8 o 'clock we're fucking You're on the cheese toasties I'm on the cheese toasties you're on your fourth bowl of popcorn. Oh, that was fucking pointless. Utterly, utterly pointless. We'll be better off waiting and getting a take. Wait at nine o 'clock. I know. But you're told, eat earlier, so your stomach can digest. I'm like, I'm clamming by nine o 'clock.

44:49Exactly. Wake up in bed, screaming. Anyway. Supper. Supping. Do you sup? Do you sup? Yeah. The evening came when we were due to go around. We bought the obligatory bottle of wine to take with us. We walked out of our front door, stepped over onto her path and knocked on the door. The evening was never going to be natural and started off well. What? Hang on. The evening was never going to be natural, but started off well, with the woman asking the usual questions, where we grew up, what we did as jobs, etc. But things got strange as the night progressed. We shared... Sorry. She shared that she had worked as a nanny in London, but had moved to Northumberland after she had lost her job under uncomfortable circumstances.

45:33We didn't ask what they were. She told us tea would be fish pie, but she pronounced it fish-pwy.

45:43She then disappeared into the kitchen and started making it from scratch. Oh, fuck off. From scratch. I wouldn't say either of us were huge fish eaters, but we decided not to say anything out of politeness. My husband and I were sat in her living room Able to chat with each other But feeling more and more uncomfortable about the situation After three hours Go on, piss off We were pushing ten o 'clock Hunger had long since passed Tea was served She kept asking us questions about the fish pie Do we like fish pie? Had we had fish pie before? Pie Pie, pie, pie Delilah It was her signature dish when she was the nanny Do you mean dwish?

46:25Do it. It got to 11pm and both my husband and I were at the point where we had established this lady was pleasant but strange. Time to leave. We started making excuses. We stood up to go and walked towards the front door which was in the kitchen. She blocked the route before starting to look in her pockets of the apron and on the kitchen services before declaring she had lost the key to the door. Go on, fuck off. We suggested going out the back. Not an easy exit over a stone wall, but we just wanted to get out. This is a hostage situation. She told us the door to the back doesn't open. Maybe we should stay over and in the morning she will find the keys.

47:00No. Look for them now. All of you look for them. My husband and I exchanged glances before both announcing we would help her find the key. After what felt like an hour and with no luck finding it, we were about to give up hope when she suddenly takes her apron off and out falls the key. Oh my God. My husband died for it. Picked it up and walked briskly to the kitchen, grabbing my hand and unlocking the door. We shouted goodbye and thanked her for the fish pie. Goodbye. Goodbye. Making sure we pronounced it exactly the same way as she did. We lived next door to her for five years. Oh, God. And the incidents became stranger and stranger.

47:36We never went back for dinner again, but whenever we get invited anyway, we will always say, do you think there'll be fish pie? Even our children now, 18 and 20, say the same when any reference to choosing a meal or going round to someone's house. The way of the woman who serves fish pie. That's so ridiculous. Wow, what a bizarre story. Isn't it? Wow. Do you like fish pie? Pie? Again, again, this is, see, you slag me off, but you know I would go, do you mean pie? Why are you saying pie? I know you would. I'd say, why are you saying pie? What the fuck? What is it? I go, sorry, can we fundamentally, can we, like, get to the bottom of this?

48:14Is it a fish pie, or is it something different to a fish pie called a fish pie, or are you saying py instead of pie that would be my question I think she's just trying to be posh right yeah but I would have to say is this a fish pie or is a fish py something different no I think it's just I know she just says py yes but I would have to ask it it's like the queen I'm earth earth I'm earth I'm earth I know what you mean so yeah babadoo babadoo babadoo hi Chris and Rosie I have a traumatic experience example of being betrayed by technology oh god every year i go on holiday with my family it's only a weekend but it's all the family grandma and his cousins etc we all stay at the hotel together lovely one morning me and my partner went uh went back to bed after breakfast we're not mourning people in brackets my dad sent us a message asking where we were i responded well i thought i responded we're just having a nap my phone auto corrected this to we're just having anal horrific what made it worse is that my dad was with my grandma and aunties so when we woke from our nap and came down my grandpa then went to us we've heard what you've been up to worst day of my life

49:32oh you're a wet one aren't you oh god oh my god I don't think I would like I don't think I would like you're a wet one aren't you no especially on like a one night stand no i don't think i would like it it's very especially because he was an older bloke it would be like it's just it's give yoda vibes just yoda like to me it's pervy yeah pervy well yeah of course but yeah it's rather than just saying you're a feisty one aren't you it's that it's that it's yeah it's not nice at all it's awfully awfully And also, it's like, the way it's worded is, oh, I've slept with loads of women. You're one of the wet ones.

50:21Like, it's just like mangy. That's a really good point. That's where my brain goes to. It's the comparison that is in the phrase. You're not all the same, but you're just wet there. Yeah. It's gross. It paints a really quick picture of he's going down a long line of women checking and he's telling them each what they are and he's getting her and going you're what one aren't you because these 40 odd that I've just checked weren't as yeah it's horrible dry as sticks it's horrible yeah everyone needs to not use phrases like that you're a such and such aren't you should be buried dead and buried get rid get rid especially in a sexual scenario yeah it's awful it's awful it's like you would go it's like you're feeding a litter of puppies and one of them's fucking going for it and you go you're a hungry one aren't you it's that it's the same yeah it's horrible it's horrible it's horrible I love that we've had to revisit it we've had to digest it with a couple of stories then we've had to revisit it and really take it apart it's me, I'm thinking about it I wish someone could just fart on my face to delete it all not you you have to be a good golfer okay dear Chris and Rosie just a quick email with a nursing story that I hope you'll enjoy it's not rude, it's just just nice to hear from that profession, always is I do need a pump, so just if you do want the face fart?

51:40No. Let me know. Honestly, I've had enough face farts to last a lifetime. If I go to my grave without any head being farted on again, I'll be very happy. Whilst working on a busy surgical ward, I was looking after a postie who had had his fingers bitten up, a finger bitten up by a dog when posting a letter. Oh, God. Awful. It says, thought that only happened in films or cartoons. Yeah. Clearly not. Oh, it's gone right through me, that. He'd been quite sad throughout the shift as he was hoping to change careers to become a guitar teacher. No fucking way. And this would be quite difficult with two less fingers on his left hand.

52:19I'd been with him all day and had created quite the bond with him and his wife. I'd been really careful with what I said as he was quite tearful at whatever anyone said. Oh, this is horrible. His wife kept giving me looks over his shoulder and rolling her eyes whilst giving him hugs. you're all a bunch of dicks you're all a bunch of dicks as I was leaving my shift I popped in to say goodbye I wished them well and said all the best for his future in guitar unfortunately what I said next haunts me even to this day and gave me several sleepless nights afterwards oh god no I turned to him and said hold on hold on hold on er don't guess because you always guess it right okay okay you're going to ruin the story I'm thinking something along the lines of keep your chin up but not that but come on stop right um stayed with that for ages I turned to him and said hope the operation goes well tomorrow and fingers crossed for the future

53:18oh no oh god I feel sick oh god oh I've got second hand embarrassment oh no he looked me dead in the eye um as I had to collect my jaw from the floor and he burst into tears no His wife luckily found it hilarious and laughed uncontrollably. Jesus. I, however, was mortified. I'm sure you both have things you've said that have stayed with you for years. I'm not kidding. I've gone all cold. I've gone all cold. Stuff like that. Stuff, yeah. Oh, this'll tee it up. Bonus. Dot, dot, dot. During COVID, we had an increase in people shoving things up their arse and getting stuck. Here's a few of our favourites.

53:56This'll tee it up. This is stuff that's been stuck up your arse during the global pandemic. Yeah, well, yeah, but... Come on! But for a second Letting shade Letting shade For a second there And I'm not a medical man But for a second there I thought you were going to say If this cheers you up During Covid We had an influx of people Losing their hands of their fingers And we sent him some fingers And it was okay And he got some new fingers That's what I thought Was going to happen He probably won't ever teach you At all Although he might No Just change it away Use that hand I don't know Bless his heart That's really sad That's made me upset Come on There's only one thing That can cheer me up And that is a list of things stuck on people's arse during COVID when they were in the house, boy.

54:33That's my boy! Come on! That's my boy. Ready? Yeah. Onion. Awful. What are you doing? Stop it. You can't... There's no purchase to get that back out once it's past the point of no return. An onion. Maniac. Maybe put it in a condom and keep hold of the other end of the condom and tie some kind of string around it. The stingiest of the vegetables. Awful. Just awful. What? So is it with the... Onion. I've had... Right. Anyone out there, when you're peeling an onion, sometimes the little bit of the little skin can go under your fingernail. A little bit sharp. And it's got that fucking little tuft of hair on it as well.

55:07Tuft of straw. Horrible. Awful. Just the worst. Prison. Full can of Fosters. I mean, I'm impressed. A soft play ball. Awful. Oh, like the little soft play balls. Awful. Not that little. Not that little. No, no. Size of a fist. A barbie. Terrible. Got stuck as the arms contracted like Jesus on removal. yeah like a fucking bottle opener well they must have been down like that and then she's come out and she's put her arms in the air she just doesn't care yeah she's barbie she doesn't do what she wants that's how the design like that's how the design the the the um roll plugs like go in plasterboard yeah it's genius yeah god why are you sticking a barbie to her arse I find that really I didn't why not you oh sorry did I did I protest that too much several vibrate there's some some stuck on vibrate um Again, no judgment on the vibrators, weirdly.

56:03That's what they're for. It's what it's for. Stick them up your arse as much as you want. Plenty of lube and make sure you can get it back out. Don't stick it too far. I can't imagine having to go in with it still on vibrate. You must be a right state. TV, remotes, etc. What's etc about that? I imagine remotes of all kinds. Remotes. Remotes. And it says here, a little tip. Sorry, can I just say? Yeah. whenever I'm in a hotel and I use the TV remote, I wash my hands afterwards. So do I. I wash my hands afterwards. I use it like this. Sometimes, some hotels, if you're in a posh hotel, they'll put it in a box.

56:40There's a little box that keeps it in and that box means we've cleaned this before, put it back in. Does it though? Yeah. Well, I reckon it does. But yeah. Surgeon's favourite line that he must say to people. Oh, she, sorry. How dare I? I don't mind what you put up there. Just tie a string to it so you don't waste my time.

57:04that's the thing it's your body hide what you want up there just make sure you can get it back out and then you know best way to do it much like when they remove a tooth in a cartoon string to it tie the string around the door handle go and bend over and let someone slam the door and they'll yank it straight back out not wasting people's time yeah don't sorry don't tie it to a door and slam the door it was a joke don't do that don't do that you've got to let people that do anything these days do not do that don't put a door handle up your bum either just thought about that i bet that's been one doorknob imagine doorknob yeah plenty of times good to hold on to though that's probably a safe a safe one again we do not we do not condone anything of any shape going on the bum not even vibrators listen just be careful out there guys guys just Be careful.

57:53God's sake. Thank you so much for listening, guys. I'm sorry if I've been a bit miserable. I'm due on. You haven't been miserable. You've been lovely. No, you have. You've been absolutely lovely. I know. You've been messy, very untidy, but we'll let you off with it. Don't, don't. Guys. It's really hard to do it when you're feeling in a certain way. I know. And we haven't got time to do it later on. Yes. So I'm sorry. I feel like today it is just what it is. Listen, I think we've had a lovely time. I've had a good laugh you've had a good laugh we've learnt some stuff I know I just feel like people sometimes might listen and go she's such a bitch I think most of them know you by now and I think it's alright and also we're going to Lake Ardett tomorrow for a couple of nights I know that'll be lovely we'll have a lovely other time there we go I love you too and I love everyone who listens thank you so so much for listening and watching if you did subscribe on YouTube and chrisfancycomedy.com for the tickets remaining tickets for some of the shows that I've got left and we'll be back in New Years all refreshed and happy no period being away next week I mean it depends because sometimes my period's going to last a lot longer than what I used to at the minute it's just the brown sort of the nick I ruminen part of the period most people are turning off by now but that's lovely if you haven't that's just for you well done bye love you bye hi there I am fully charged and here to tell you Toy Story 5 is now on Disney Play it's been too long cowboy Woody, Buzz, and Jesse are back for a brand new adventure with some seriously cool new tech.

59:26What? Holy butterscotch! You said it, Jesse. So, save your batteries and watch the global phenomenon at home. And the best part? It's perfect for the whole family. Power up your movie night and watch Disney and Pixar's Toy Story 5, now streaming on Disney Plus. Rated PG. Fall never arrives all at once. first the air then the light and slowly the things you love begin to find each other a jacket meets a dress a hoodie slips beneath a blazer an old cap finds a new scarf because you don't simply step into the season you create it layer by layer until it finally feels like fall find fall your way at ross

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