AI Porn and Jacket Potatoes

27:05Stupid. Do you know, 103 times? If you could fold it 103 times, you know, it would get to the edge of the observable universe. This is not a wind-up. This would not be funny if I was just making it up. Well, I believe you. Well, what do you want us to do? I hate... Do you know if it... Well, it can't, so what's the fucking point? I like to live in the... I'm sorry, I like to live in the... this is the real world Chris this is life this is the table this is this can't happen it's imaginary it's fucking bullshit right live in the present the here and now no wonder you got fucking anxiety stuck with it it's rattling around your head thinking about bits of paper being full of the fucking moon god get out get out of your brain you might have a point actually get in here this is life alright here's a more understandable one for you right if you doubled a penny every day for a month for 30 days what do you mean double it just so you got two pennies the second day you've got two pennies then you've got four pennies you're not folding fucking pennies right you've got two pennies brilliant but if you could fold a penny I'm joking you'd have 60 pence by the end of the month no but I don't know how much you'd have by the end of the month how many days in a month 30 days so if you double it every single day 60 pence yeah try 5.3 million pound what are you talking about same thing the nature of doubling that thing every day.

28:30So you double it. And then the second day, you double what's there. So it's four. And then you double that, so it's eight. And then you double that, so it's six. By the 30th time... Pennies? Pennies. By the 30th day, you've got 5 ,368 ,792 pence. I promise you. I was so glad. So if I put a penny out tomorrow... You'd run out. ...tomorrow. You'd run out a couple of days. And then I put another penny. No, you wouldn't. No, two pennies out. You double what's there on that day. How the fuck? 30 days? Yes. What, you got£5 million? Yeah,£5.3 million in 30 days if you could double a penny every day. Do it.

29:09Go and get some pennies. Get some pennies. And for the next month, double it every day. After about four days, you'll go, oh, you're right. I don't think I will. I think you're wrong. A penny that doubles every day for 30 days will be worth 5 ,368 ,709.12. This is a classic example of compound interest. It's all falling into place because I'm forgetting that once you get the higher amounts, you double it every single time. Day one, a penny. Day two, two. Day three, four. Day four, five. Sorry, day four, eight. Eight. By day 10, you've got 5.12. By day 20, you've got 5 ,242.08. All right. All right, fair enough.

29:53Okay. alright then that's more doable than the payback of the moon I can get on board with that more somebody could actually do that if they've got 5 million quid do you know what it is but the payback of the moon the payback of the moon everyone listening and Rosie included here I agree that you were confused by it and I knew you'd be confused by it didn't expect that level of anger I'm not confused didn't expect that level of anger you told me you shouted at me and said no wonder you've got anxiety if you're thinking about a bit of paper folding up and you know what I could deep because you might be right.

30:25I'm totally right. Do you know what else has made us angry this week? What? Saw a video. God, all I do is watch videos. Yeah. It's where I get my information from. Back in the day it used to be the news, now it's videos. Did you know that there's a really popular beauty magazine that is using it? It was an article about injectables, about like Botox and stuff like that. Injectables? Injectables. Wow, they've really tried to fluff up that, haven't they? Injectables. Yeah, that's what it's called. Brilliant. That's what they're called. Procedures. The two models, female models that they'd used in the magazine, they were AI.

31:00Oh, shut the fuck up. They were AI. They were not real people. Wow. They're trying to flog injectables, talking about it, a whole article about it. I hate injectables, by the way, that word. And the two people that they'd used as the models in the magazine were not real people. They were AI. they said do you know where they put the bit about the photographer who the photographer is yeah yeah it was wrote there not real models AI models AI generated fuck world's gone mad so we're reading I mean we're looking at pictures in magazine now dare I say it they've been doing how many times you bought a fucking burger you've looked at the picture on the wall and went I'll have that burger and you get it and it's a piece of shit compared to the thing that they've manufactured I suppose though is there not something to be said about like that's that's like the food yeah on some level it's the same I know but this is talking about oh I want my forehead to look like that person there so I'm gonna go and get that Botox it's not a real person yeah it's not a real it's AI that's so dark that's so dark it's do you know there's AI porn now I think that's probably I read in it to be fair that's what I was thinking because no one's getting no one's getting deep level you're putting the porn stars out of work it's people's oh god i don't even think about that i just thought no one's getting sort of used do you know what i mean or like not looked after properly i think well it's obviously the dark side of porn but i think a lot of them enjoy doing it and it's the job you know but but the scary thing about ai porn is we could we could fully there's enough of us online and our voices we could fully be made out to porn vicky patterson did a documentary about it.

32:50Deepfake and sort of like, I bet they'd give me a flatter stomach.

32:58I can just imagine you going, I am furious about this. I can't, but hey, they've done us lovely though, haven't they, isn't they? Hey, do you think I'm nice? Hey, look at that. They've done us lovely. Hey, me chins have gone.

33:15I had to pick up on me one of my biggest insecurity. You are bloody beautiful. Stop it. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. Little quick announcement before we go anywhere else. Our brand new children's Christmas picture book, There's a Poonami at Christmas, is out now. We did the... We did the voiceover for the audiobook idea. That was dead fun, wasn't it? Do you know what? It's a really good book. We wrote it months ago. Yeah. And I'd sort of forgotten. Well, I guarantee. So we had to do it down the line with a guy. Wonderfully talented sound guy called Joseph in London. I assume he was in London.

33:54Very posh. I said many times, you should be voicing this because you've got a voice like fucking Alexander Armstrong. He probably has done some. He does all of the gruffalo and all that. Does he? Yeah. Wow. He did all them audiobooks. Lovely bloke. But he listens to us read our book that we've written and we fuck up the words and we don't know what's going on. And it's because we wrote it ages ago. then we've got to do it. Because we're stupid as well because we didn't read it before we went in there. We should have read it on the way. We're very ill-prepared people. That's fine. We'll do stuff on the fly.

34:25Yeah, but it's out now. It's out for pre-order now. And yeah, I hope you guys, families enjoy it. Hope your kids enjoy it. We really enjoyed writing it and we enjoy reading it to the kids. It's really fun. It's really lovely. It's a nice little Christmas story with a bit of poo in there. Loads of poo, don't you? I do. Don't you be underselling the poo? There's absolutely mountains of the stuff. I do enjoy a Christmas book. Yeah. It's sad because they only come out at that time of the year, which is sad. But actually, I'm going to do a thing this year where I'm going to do them like an advent calendar.

34:53A little Christmas book? I think so. That's nice. We haven't got that much on over Christmas and I deliberately didn't want to because I want to do some nice little things before the kids get too old. Definitely. Because we're nearing that age with Robin. And we've been so busy of the late years. Yeah, we've always been busy in December. So this year, I want to... And I don't need to buy many more, to be honest with you, because we've got loads of Christmas books. I'm going to wrap them up. Nice. And let them open them every night. Rafe loves a book before bed. Robin's a bit big now. Isn't that sad?

35:21Robin's a bit too big for the books now. So it's just really... Well, yeah, I know, but he's... Yeah. So I'm going to wrap them all up. I'll do it for 10 days and then I'll forget. I look forward to that happening for one day. Rafe going, why have I opened this? I've already got this. This is off my shelf. And we're going, nah, fuck this. So, but that one day that we do it, it'll be magic. Will it be magic or will it be... It'll be... I'm going to go on record and say it'll be disappointing. that one day that we do it it will be disappointing we will get shouted at why I'm opening thing I've already got I already had this why has this happened I don't know no Rafe's a really grateful little child he'll really enjoy it I'm going to say opening even Rafe do you think he's going to say he's already got it I think test if you want to test Rafe's good nature you make that kid open a present that he already owns that'll be fun what'll happen is hey we've got a present for you this morning I've wrapped something for you this morning Rafe look it's your school uniform put it on Feliz Navidad I can't wait to listen to Feliz Navidad I love Feliz Navidad All I can say All I can say sorry Is him opening the book And then me having a discussion Slightly heated discussion Whilst he's going through his bookshelf Looking for that book I've only got it This is it Oh yeah it is I'm not going to bother Took us about 30 seconds to talk about that Excellent stuff But our book is new So get it in your collection Yes It's new Out for pre-order now Enjoy And TJ Jones are doing a competition my mum my mum sold it yesterday at my auntie Kath and then Kath's like I need to get it she can't win but I will get Kath a copy yeah like for free and like we'll have with all the books but why my mum's like enter the competition why do our family think that they can enter the they can't enter the competitions that we put on how bad would that be or who won it or me sister my mum and me auntie aww so could they they can't win our you think your mum and auntie can win a competition with our book for a free thing in Winter Wonderland I definitely think my mum is pretty old at the book for that exact reason.

37:17She's got no fucking chance. She's got no chance. Aw. But what's fair is it? It's not. It's going to look terrible. Well, this is why I'm sick of working with certain bloody TV channels in certain places. I can't enter any competitions now. Right. Yeah, okay. I don't... You know that? I used to enter that competition on this morning all the time. I can't anymore. Imagine. Rosie Ramsey's won it. Fucking Andy Peters turning up and giving you a car and tickets for your fucking holiday. Hello, Andy. You all right, mate? Oh, yeah. how's it going yeah sorry you've won this yeah yeah aren't you in show business you took me 150 out my bank didn't you eh fuckers thank you thank you for me car i'd love andy pia's to have to turn up and give you and be like sorry is this crazy like phoning someone sorry is this chris and rosie ranzi is this they can't be the winners what the fuck's going on yeah she entered 600 times and we just have to give her it it's crazy now oh for fuck's sake god we're in it the winner have we worked with postcode lottery yet we fuck we have we've worked with them all you can't you You can't win the lottery.

38:13You can't win the postcard lottery. You can't win anything you've worked with. That's the thing. It's called a conflict of interest. So there we go. But you can win. And this is a monthly, monthly opportunity for you. You can win. Or you've got to enter. It's£5 to enter. You can win a full half pint of my sweat to do with as you please to make yourself feel better. You're disgusting. Thank you. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. When you're 7-Eleven's hottest fire chicken sandwich, people think you're intense. Well, yeah, I'm... Oh, I just... Oh, yeah, intense. Want to see if you can handle the heat?

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40:08You know the best part about this spicy Italian sausage? I voted for this topping Yeah, just another perk of being a member Come join us Sam's Club It's time for What's Your Beef? What's Your Beef? Okay, do you have the beef? I don't, I'm going to leave it this week Because I'm in a nice mood And I feel I've been a little bit passive aggressive to you Okay and you just you haven't really well I mean you always do I thought you said the heating was your beef the heating is my beef because we've got that time of year it's always my beef we've got that time of year where the heating needs to be on and you just don't even want to put it on even at the point where my poor mother 60 something years old don't gross die it's above 65 I can't fully remember excellent she'll be buzzing if you tell everyone on here she looks great good she was at home with our children while we were in London and she texts saying is it alright if I turn the heating up and you, and you scowled scowled, I went on the app our children were cold in the morning they weren't cold, they never called I went on the app, she was cold I went on the app and I pretended to put that heating up and she didn't say another thing so I don't see the problem and did you not?

41:25absolutely not, no are you crazy? of course I didn't put the heating up shut up, did you not? I didn't. I said, yeah, I've sorted it. And she went, no bother. She didn't say anything else. I hadn't done it. It was all in our heads. In your head. In your head. Zombie. Zombie. Zombie.

41:49You're ringing out of grass, aren't you? Hi, ma 'am. Do you know when we were in London and Chris said he turned the heating up on the app? Yeah. He hadn't. Well, I guess that. Was it cold? Well, it didn't get any hotter. Yeah. But I just thought, well, I don't know. It was just that morning it was cold. I know. I'm just having a... I'm shouting at him now. Did he do a delivery? Was he done delivery? Yeah, I think he's a daughter. A little son. I know. Honest to God. I know. Well, tell him it's his children who are... Exactly. It's just in case he's an arsehole. Two more questions. How old are you?

42:2257. Okay. And what's your current weight? 7.4. Nice. Well done. All right. Love you. Just wondering. yeah okay love you all right bye fucking seven stone i could throw her over a fence i could throw her over a fence

42:51crazy don't take out that i'm ten stone nah leave it in i want it in uh put it in subtitles across the bottom. Seven stone fall. Put it as a watermark on this video. How do you get this out? Does she need... Fuck, alright. Seven stone fall. Wow. So, my beef with you.

43:18I think I was nine the last time.

43:30you know what is fun though all you need to do is put about three stone on and you'll be double your mom's weight that'll be good oh that'll be fun I don't know why you're obsessed with numbers you look fantastic stop it oh thank you I feel good I feel great it's all if anything she needs to fucking have a fucking sandwich or something Jesus seven stone four no honestly my mom she just walks she walks miles every day she's mad she's always been fucking blown away right my beef with you yes and you've done this for a while get over it will you you've done this for a while but it's really really gone into overdrive at the minute I think it's because we went to London and we had a couple of days walking out and about and I was a little bit dressed up more than I normally am you keep claiming that everything I weigh that's slightly nice oh for god's sake that you've bought it right everything I put on I go do you like this you go oh yeah I got you that you fucking didn't get it I did I got you that you didn't get it that and then simultaneously inexplicably anything i put on that you did buy i go do you like this and you go that's nice yeah when did you get that and i go you fucking god is it okay you are deliberately forgetting stuff that you bought us i don't do anything deliberately your gaslightness you know gaslight me and i think that making me think that i haven't bought any of my own clothes and i don't know what the long game is here but i don't okay i'm onto you if that if that's your If that's the level that I gaslight you, then congratulations.

44:57Because that's quite tame. No, honestly, I do buy you lovely clothes. And you never remember. And then I wear something that I've bought and you go, I bought you that. No, you didn't. And then I wear something you did bought. You bought me this. And you literally go, no, I didn't. Fucking backward land. I don't know what your game is. I don't know what your fucking game is, mate. Right? But you're getting under me skin and I'm not happy about it. I'm onto you. You've just snorted. Everyone heard it. I don't know what you're giving I've got no game I just can't believe my mum's seven strong votes

45:33hang on you're not bringing her again are you no I'm bringing Kate let's play let's play Kate guess the weight Kate guess the weight Kate Kate guess the weight Kate guess the weight hello you alright yes are you yes I'm fine just really quick Do you know how much man weighs? Oh, me mother? Mm-hmm. She's, oh, I don't know. Take a guess. A bag of sugar? Hmm? A bag of sugar? Can you guess? Seven stone. Seven and a half stone. Seven stone, four. You were close. God. I know. Are you a queen, I like? No. I like to put a Victoria Beckham on day of eye Friday. No. We're just chatting. Because I was just saying I can't get under 10 stone for love and our money, right?

46:25And then I just kind of went on to how my mum's just 8 stone and that. And then I spoke to her on the phone. I was like, what do you weigh? She's like 7 stone for. I was like, oh, God, she's not 8 stone. She's under 8 stone. She's fucking to blow away. You're on the podcast, you know. Oh, shut up.

46:46No, she doesn't weigh enough. She needs fattening up. Yeah, we'll fat her up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. No worries. What do you wear just for reference? 8 to 11. Nice. Alright then. But mine is pure muscle. Yeah. Okay. Love you. Love you. Bye. Bye. Why am I the fat one?

47:22oh god should we make you feel better phone your Kev and ask him what you is

47:36right stop I'm heavier than you though I'm 10 stone 1 are you 10 stone 1 what actually do you it 10 stone 1 what are you no you're over 10 stone are you stop it yeah are you more than that I'm joking I'm like 12 and a half stone okay but it means nothing you fucking idiot I know I'm just joking man this is all fun and games this is a joke it doesn't matter how much you weigh doesn't matter at all I am the most successful person in my family and I weigh the most so what so what are you going to do you put it down to that what

48:16that's because we don't famously we don't put our money in the bank Rosie just swallows it all.

48:27Just the pound coins. Just the pound coins. Chocolate coins. Weight means nothing. As long as you're happy within yourself, you know, crack the fuck on. Who cares? No, exactly. And mom and Kate, I adore you both. I think you're both stunningly beautiful. And you know what it is? And me mom, she works really hard. Like she's just petite. She walks more than anyone. She's fit as a fiddle. She looks amazing for her age. And I'm sorry. They love it, man. It's only jokes. We're just jokes. It's jokes. It's all jokes. You're the butt of the joke, so it's fine. Do you know what I mean? Always.

49:06It's time for questions from the public. Questions from the public. Public. As always, if you like, get in touch at shaggedboundannoyed at gmail.com. Send us literally whatever you want. Dear Rosie and Chris, I'm writing to you from Canada. Whoa! Canada. Hearing your podcast with Greg Davies, I can confirm that you gained at least one viewer from your stint on Taskmaster. So there we go. Thank you and welcome. All worth it. All worth it. This is dedication. She said, when the lineup for Series 19 was announced, I did some scouting on all the contestants and got hooked on your podcast immediately.

49:41Thank you so much. Oh, Ledge. Thank you. Thank you. Since I'm here, I figured I'd share a story. I work at a cemetery and crematorium. Oh. I don't normally get a chance to observe the happenings in our little chapel, but one of the times I did will stay with me forever. A crematory? A cematorium? Crematorium. A cemetery? A cematorium? What? A crematory. Stop it now. Okay. I think I might change my mind. You know, I think I want to be cremated. Good. I think. I don't know. We'll decide nearer the time. if it does happen if there's a freak accident I don't know oh god the pressure what do you want to be you want to be burned stuffed and mounted stuffed and mounted oh I'll shag you no no no no I'll shag you dead body I'll tell you exactly what I saw recently what the jiu jitsu dummies that you can roll with it's like a punch bag for jiu jitsu but obviously oh yeah I'll do that rather than shag you I'll just punch you to death no no no you can't punch you to death when you're dead So turn it, I want my ashes, all my body stuffed.

50:49I'll need joints put in and stuff again. There's a rigor mortis. I want turned into a jiu-jitsu dummy so people can just roll and do jiu-jitsu with us forever. Listen, the funeral was for an elderly lady. Let's call her Edith. Okay, she's called Edith. Good one. Good elderly lady name. Lovely name. Sorry, two seconds. I could imagine a baby called Edith as well. You can now because they're bringing them all back. Yeah. They're bringing them all back, all the older names. like little Nancy and Maggie, my best mates, little kids. But then you've got Edith Bowman, who's, dare I say it, a little bit older than us.

51:22But I think it might be one of those names that's just forever, like a forever name. Rosie. Rosie is a little old lady name, but it's also a little girl. And it's also a lot of dogs called Rosie. Mainly dogs. What were you saying? Five seven. So it's for the elderly lady, let's call it Edith. Yes. The first eulogy was your usual fare, a touching speech from her surviving husband. The second one was from a gentleman in his 60s, an old family friend. Immediately, he starts with, I remember the first time I met Edith was the day she took my virginity. Where's he from? Canada. That's not Canada. That's not Canada.

52:00He's from the South. He's from the deep South because I've been watching a program where the doctor is based in Houston. So they all talk like that. And that's me, current American accent. Again, not American, Canadian, but okay. So he said, when she took my virginity. So he was younger. So he's younger than the elderly husband. I'm guessing so. My eyes bulged. He went on to explain that she'd met him on the beach, seduced this much younger man and slept with him. There was good natured chuckling. He then explained that he found out that this was something she enjoyed doing, taking young men's virginity.

52:34I couldn't see the widow's face, but he seemed to be nodding along as if to say, classic Eden. Oh, fuck. why is this prick grassing her up at her funeral I've seen many eulogies since but none have topped that no way yeah so then everyone must like must be something she's known for it must be a thing and everyone must know about it and it must because otherwise you're getting you're getting ragged out of that funeral by the scruff of your neck by your grandson or a nephew no it must be a thing she did classic Edith babadoo babadoo babadoo bah hi team just listening to your latest episode where you couldn't remember the Coronation Street theme tune and it unlocked a very strange memory of why this theme tune is ingrained in my memory.

53:19Growing up, someone from my school lived opposite me, so we spent a lot of time in and out of each other's houses. Yep, been there. His parents were obsessed with Coronation Street to the point where they had the theme tune implanted in their kitchen cupboard so every time they opened the cupboard, it played the theme tune. Fucking parotossers. Like one of those birthday cards you open and they play a song. Every time I tell this story, I question myself as to whether it is even true, as it's so ridiculous. With a Mandela effect going on. But I check with my mum, and it's 100 % true. And they've signed off saying, people are ridiculous.

53:55Absolutely. That's awful. So, I'm guessing it was the dad. He's either... Why are you guessing it's the dad? Because I think he's made it himself. He's either sorted that out and made it himself, or he's took it from like a birthday card or a thing. Well, how would you do it? It's quite clever though. Well, no, when I was on Taskmaster, I took that table, that family heirloom table where you open it and it plays the Godfather thing in June. Oh, yeah. So, what a fucking pair of knobs. I think they are the kind of family that would have one of them Billy Bass things on the wall as well. Oh, 100%.

54:36100%. We used to sell them at the gadget shop. I hated that I fucking hated that era I knew you did what it was before Billy Bass stuff wasn't it yeah I hated it but then again we were very easily entertained oh massively now we've got like scroll scroll scroll fucking 600 videos no need a better one dopamine hit then it was just like press that button press that little red button and this fish moves on the wall sings head out and it sings what did it used to sing it was something like yeah it was exactly that No, I'm going to have to find out. Wait a minute. Sorry. Billy Bass Fish. Was that what it was called?

55:13Big Mouth Billy Bass.

55:30That was it.

55:37Oh.

55:41All in the fast version.

55:47Turn it off now. And I... Turn it off. And I just... It goes for third speed. This part of me wants this deleted from the entire podcast. I hope that's copyrighted, and I hope we have to delete this from the podcast, because some fucking prick out there is going to send us one of these. I'm going to be absolutely right. More than one person will send it. Do not fucking send us a Big Mouth Billy Bass. I'll have one. Just as a little further. I'll put one in the office. I just quickly Googled it. Do you know in the first year of that toy being on sale? Toy? Art? Do you know it made$100 million in revenue.

56:28Stop it! I've just Googled how many of them were sold. While the exact worldwide sales numbers are not publicly available, Big Mouth Billy Bass generated over$100 million in revenue in its first year, 1999. Wow. 1999? Fuck. $100 million in revenue. $100 million. Wow. Can we just spit? Can we give it a little? I refuse. It was a simpler time, wasn't it? Yeah, it was great. Miss them days. Yeah, I think I do as well, you know. I think that's why I hate it, because I miss it. I'm jealous of it. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, ba. My boyfriend of five years just said, this is probably weird but I reckon the reason I'm good at figuring is because I'm good at gaming.

57:11Fingering? Mm-hmm. That's it. He's just said that to her. Just said. He's just so out of nowhere I reckon I'm good at fingering because I'm good at gaming. He's just reviewed his own fingering and then gave a reason for it. Much like he's a top flight sportsman being interviewed at the end of a successful match. Yeah. Fair play. Good for him. Imagine being that confident. Just nowhere. just out of nowhere you love you know how I'm good at fingering probably because I'm good at gaming fair fucking play some people are so confident I know and I love that he said that and she went two seconds picked that phone up and immediately emailed us that deserves a clap thank you thank you babadoo babadoo babadoo hello Rosie and Chris just listening to Tornail Barbie

57:59this is our jobs this is our livelihood hood toenail barbie where rosie can i just say i've thought about that barbie with the so much you imagine how manky that must have looked it must have looked like a fucking fire damaged cap they've sent a picture she sent another email with a picture of it i'm gonna get it for you right you know i meant to tell you the episode where rosie is talking about getting her car washed and the bloke opened the door to say very dirty yes yeah i need to go i'm gonna Actually, I'm going to go back there this afternoon because I'm going to keep on top of it more. He's done.

58:34He's told the lesson. This story reminded me of a lady at work. Why are you laughing at me? It's funny that you're going to go back and be like, it's not as dirty this time, is it? And he's going to go, he's literally going to go, what? Man takes thousands of cars a week. It's not a lucky. It's not as bad, is it? What? Sorry. I want to keep on top of it because I had left it for a long time. In his defense, he was right. Yeah, it was disgusting. This is a story about a lady at work. She won't mind me telling you and finds this hilarious. She recently went to Turkey for a gastric sleeve where they basically cut out half of your stomach to make you eat less.

59:08When she woke up, the surgeon said, your stomach, very big.

59:17Very big stomach. Effectively fat shaming her and her effort to lose weight. Sorry, not just fat shaming. Internal fat shaming. Just your organs. Like literally your organs. Very big stomach. Well, not anymore. But yeah. Wow. Well, it's not her fault then. If she wants to be full and your big stomach, then what are you supposed to do? Do you know what I mean? I love feeling full. I love feeling full. Oh, well, I've been watching 600 Pound Life. Not that fucking full. No, not that full. I'm obsessed with it. Yeah. And I've never resonated with people so much. Yeah. I get it. Like, they've all had a lot of trauma in their life.

1:00:03This is what it always comes down to. It's always a lot of trauma. And it's like a, it's just like a coping mechanism. But it's like, it's like alcoholism and drug addiction. Oh, it's an addiction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's totally, it's a - To that level. Of course it is. Yeah. But I get it. When I'm sad. Did you say butter or butter? Did you say butter? Did you say butter twice there? No. Right. just checking I thought you'd said butter butter butter this is where Chris tries to turn everything into a joke yours make it dark and then I just try and pull it back what I was going to say it's real life bitch you definitely said trauma you said the word trauma this is Shagmary annoyed what I was going to say is I love feeling full so sometimes when you go let's be good and you make us salmon for tea I know big mouth Billy salmon then we end up having crisps it's fucking half because I go oh I had salmon and broccoli oh how do you feel dreadful I know absolutely dreadful inside out I feel like I haven't ate for weeks I was at the butchers the other day and the lady what do you call the lady butchers I think it's a butchurette I think it's a butchurette I think it's a libertine butchurette anyway she said she said you've lost weight and I was like oh thank you so much what and obviously buzzing but like I wanted to say she was like how have you done it and I was like well I've just been eating better I wanted to say I just go to bed hungry just go to bed really sad I'm really fucking hungry every night.

1:01:29How have you lost weight? I'm just constantly fucking starving. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, ba. As always, thank you so much for listening to our little podcast, Shag Married Annoyed. It's lush to have you all here. It really is. Thank you so, so much for listening. Obviously, if you're watching it on YouTube, please subscribe. And if you're only little podcast shops, subscribe as well. Helps a lot. Thank you very much. I'll be back in your ears. and your sick as fuck little eyes next week. Also any Halloween. All right, bye. No one gives a fuck. Bye. Bye.

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