Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

0:00Coming up on this week's episode... We talk holiday buffet! Chris saved a kid on holiday. I did save a kid. Not like saved up pocket money, saved us in a life. Yeah. Chris is leaving his family and going to partake in a BS bar. Very exciting. Shocking. Rosie tells me exactly what she thinks about baby showers. Oh God. Obviously as always we have our beefs and questions from you lovely lot. Enjoy! So good, so good, so good. Everything you want for summer is at Nordstrom Rack stores now. and up to 60 % off. Stock up and save on the brands you love like Vince, Sam Edelman, Frame, and Free People.

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1:27Hi, guys. Hello. It feels like we've had ages off because we banked a couple before we went away. I know. I feel like we haven't done this for ages. We only did it last week. No, a week before. Yeah, yeah. We had last week off. Yeah, yeah. All right. And we haven't seen much because I've been away for work. You've been away. You did a little exciting work thing that we're not allowed to talk about at the moment. But I'm very excited to tell everyone about it when it finally happens. I've just realized I've got a watch tan line on me hand. Oh, that's cute. Oh, that's very dad. That's very like You're an old man life Is that it?

1:58Yeah Because when you're younger Don't wear watches Nah you don't do I didn't wear watches For years I don't think I wore a watch Until I was a comedian Alright When you had to check the time I had to time myself on stage I didn't I had one of them I fucking loved them I had one of them The Casio one Digital one But with the metal strap Nice I really like that But yeah I had a holiday watch on Just because I can time Just how long I've been in the shade So I've got my holiday I have got dad things. I've got my holiday watch tan and I've got my heat rash on my arm. Have we not done it since we've been back?

2:28No, we haven't done it since we got back from holiday. I've got stuff wrote down from the holiday and I'm thinking, but it was a while ago. No, yeah, because we didn't. We only got back last Thursday. You loony. Honestly, the days, I'm lost. I mean, this is less of a podcast and more of a life admin checkup. Just a chat, just a family chat. Didn't have a lovely time. Do you know what it is? We had a bloody lovely time and it was fantastic. One of my favourite holidays and I think it's just because like you're not worrying if your kids are going to die all the time right because they're a little bit older just that little bit older and just like i remember when they were little and you can't you can't sit down because they get up and then they just run around and you're by the pool and it's wet and it's like they're going to crack their head open they're going to they're going to smash their teeth in they're going to drown like you know it's it it was just great oh my god we haven't had a we haven't had a debrief about the little girl who nearly drowned because her mom was a useless bitch.

3:23I can't believe all of this. So right, so we should have made, probably, apologies to everyone listening, me and you should have just spoke to each other. This shows how little prep beforehand. All of this podcast is off the cuff because you think we've already spoke about the holiday on here, but we haven't spoke about the holiday on here. So everything has come out of the floodgates there. I can't believe you're already on to the woman who ignored her child so much that the child just jumped in the fucking pool. Well, let's go into it. I had to scream across the pool. So basically, there was this little girl and she was only three.

3:52She was three. And she kept coming over to us because she was playing with Rhea for a little while. She kept asking me to play with her, which, as you all know, I can barely stand my own kids. So someone else's child trying to make me play with them. On me fucking holiday of all things. No, but she kept asking. I'm like, honestly, and I know she's only three and God love her. She was cute as a button and she's a three-year-old so it's not her fault but she had daddy issues. She had pure daddy issues. All she wanted to do was play with her dads. she just kept like latching herself onto her dad and i was like and i couldn't i couldn't keep my eyes off her because she was just walking around without armbands on clearly couldn't fucking swim yeah anyway so we ended up sorry can i just she was um very much exercising the chris ramsey uh method of making friends on holiday just standing next to peter one player but although she she did a more a more direct approach she was just going can i play with you she was just saying can I play with you and I was like you know what fair play as an only child myself it's a tough thing to do but she was only three and she's already mastered it she'll be a fucking professional by the time she's six she'll be friends on the play so she was playing with Rafe and Rafe was a bit sick of her shit because Rafe was like stop asking me dad to get that thing from the bottom of the pool like he's my dad and he doesn't want to play with you it sinks it sinks and I was going I know it sinks don't throw it again because I'm not getting it and then I kept going where's your mum and I knew where her mum was because I could see her over the other side of the pool on her fucking phone leaving her bin Guys she was getting fucking judged like she was getting judged Well then it's turned into everybody around the pool was very much like because this kid had like latched herself onto every single person around the pool so everyone was like my mum's just not even watching anyway so then what happened was I kept in we ended up having lunch and so I was like fuck off go and find your mum I'm not giving you any lunch like you know anyway and so So I was keeping an eye on her because she didn't have any armbands on.

5:50And then all of a sudden she jumped in the pool. Yeah, she jumped in and we were on the other side of the pool. She was throwing a ball. She went to this guy and her kid and a guy and the guy's kid. And she was like, can I play with you? And the guy threw her something there. And she just jumped in the pool. And the bloke was standing there looking and she fucking went under. And I was looking at her and she went under and she didn't come back up. She didn't come back up. But the guy was just looking at her, just looking at her head, bobbing under the water. Because you don't just want to grab someone else's kid because of the day and age we live in.

6:15so I stood up on the sunbed and I went mate she can't swim and he obviously immediately grabbed her and took her around everyone looked at me and then the man you know came off Instagram thank god or whatever the fuck she was doing and came and got the kid but it was like you had to stop me from going to say something I was like I was literally it was nuts I was just seething but I made loads of friends that day just because I saw the thing well I because like everyone was united about how much they fucking hated this woman and no one had said anything to her because obviously you know we didn't we all just gossiped about behind their back.

6:47But I read a thing online recently that said the best friendships are made by the mutual hatred of someone else. Yes, it's true. Made some friends for life that day. But then for the rest of the day, she had to actually make an effort. Did I tell you what I heard as well? No. When they were in the pool together, the mom and the daughter? Because you know there was a bloke with them. Yes, I thought it was the grander, but it was the dad. It was a grander or a great grander, because this man was in his early 90s. Yeah. And then I heard the girl, the woman, who was about my age or younger maybe she was a bit younger sorry love she was younger than you say to the daughter wave to daddy yeah and I thought that's her dad no wonder she needed like she was looking for sort of younger models of dad really weird it was really it was very strange anyway it's actually this is the first time we've really talked about it it's actually got quite dark and quite deep just on the intro over the podcast yeah so there you go and there's absolutely no way that she'll be listening to this so oh definitely not great and honestly if you are shame on you because your child almost drowned you owe me a massive massive debt of gratitude because my wife was going to come over and wring your fucking neck that day and I stopped her listen let's keep it light let's leave some other stuff let's move into the let's pay the bills here it's time for this week's lucrative lucrative sponsor but first of all thank you for watching thank you for being here thank you for listening thank you for being part of it please continue to like and subscribe and all of that stuff but it's time for this week's lucrative lucrative sponsor don't know if I've mentioned this before may have mentioned it before I'm passing but it's definitely not been the sponsor and it's starting to do me head in and I'm going on a golf trip tomorrow and I look forward to seeing it all again on my golf trip when I'm in Spain this week's sponsor is the omelette station on holiday oh okay why, why, why do people queue up for the omelette station like they are giving out the fucking fountain of youth like an omelette is the most incredible thing that, that, fucking rows of men standing what I disagree I do not partake in the omelette queue right exactly neither do I because it's rows and rows of men like they've never had a fucking omelette it's a couple of fucking eggs and a bit of I guarantee I guarantee what the hell I guarantee they don't eat omelettes on holiday I've never known anything like it I think it's like I've never known anything like like a special like oh it's been made fresh I've never known anything like it yeah full fucking like men just in a queue holding the plow there's an omelette station there's an omelette omelettes can get in the bin in my opinion Wait, wait, wait, wait.

9:11No, fuck off. I think omelettes are wrong. Back the fuck up here. Frittata? You've got me attention. What's in a frittata? A frittata? I didn't mean to say that. Oh, there's a bit of tater in there as well. Yeah, onion, potato, eggs. A bit too much. Like peppers and that. I've said it before. I love a frittata, but omelette? Nah. I just, I can't, I can't get over how much people lose their shit for the omelette station. There's always, it's the most packed part of the breakfast buffet. Fuck it, go and get an egg. I tell you what, I lost my shit over on that breakfast. I love a breakfast buffet.

9:42You do love a breakfast buffet. Literally. Kids love a breakfast buffet. Oh, God, aye. Although it should be called for the kids, let's all go and put Nutella on my T-shirts for the day. Yeah. And also, like, can we, this is just to all of the restaurants abroad, right? Can you not put fucking muffins and donuts on your breakfast? Why are you doing that? That's a lot like, innit, yeah. Like, why are you doing that? because like it's holiday and you don't want to i'm like yes ma 'am on holiday yeah i'm literally like i'm there an ice cream i i don't care like robin just has coke for every drink and i'm like i don't care you're on holiday brush your teeth nice but can we just please with the don't the fucking donuts at the breakfast rave oh what do you know the little he loves a board cake with like mandolins a mandolin yeah yeah he's just every day he's just like I want two board cakes and I'm like crack on there's your sugar spike for the morning and then waffles with Nutella pancakes and I'm like please just please have three bites of a banana please for the love of Christ what I loved on the breakfast buffet like Spanish melon oh my god tell you what honeydew melon oh heavens above heavens above unbelievable also I'm like I go full continental me like you you hate my breakfast morning breakfast because i'm like i'll have a bit of smoked salmon i'll have me melon and also what they had there was the con that you know they're like grated tomato so i was having like bread with grated tomato and then like black olives yeah you're basically having a bruschetta some melon and some fish for your breakfast you can keep your omelets and i can have an omelet at home any day although i can't anymore because loose eggs make shit myself so but I was just loving my life yeah but yeah and I had to just stop myself from having donuts so that's basically a summary that's it kids eat no teller every morning little girl Nelly's round I technically saved her by proxy by shouting Rosie and I punched her mom and yeah everyone goes mad for omelettes the end you're right actually they do go mad for omelettes just fucking 10 deep queue waiting for me omelette do you want else I noticed about our life we don't go for lunch we'll have it on the sunbed like loads of people I don't like getting dressed when I've got cream on I don't like getting dressed when I've got cream on and then I'm like how much do you eat in a day on holiday like and I'm a greedy fat pig and we all know this I could eat I'm not this is not me it's some almond mum being like how much do you eat but how do you go for the buffet breakfast and then go out again for lunch and then have your dinner on the night time well again it's just holiday innit it's just it's the same reason we're having fucking waffles for breakfast because you're on holiday it's excess you're just going mental yeah for my next holiday because that was just a five-ninter.

12:27I'd rather have little holidays. I'd rather have two little holidays. Who's having two weeks? I'd get gout. Yeah, so in the summer we're going away for another week. I'm going mad. Yeah. I was careful on that last one with me con tomata. Yeah. I'm going mad. So what we're talking, you're going to have instead of bruschetta for breakfast you'll have a slice of pizza. Instead of smoked salmon you'll have a full fried cod with butter. Basically. Instead of melon. I'm going full English. I'm doing the beans. Oh, you're going to go full English? I'm doing the beans. I'm doing the Cumberland sausages.

12:53Carl Johnson Full English. Yep. Okay, you know, you have to shout hear yee, hear yee beforehand. That's the rule. I didn't know that. You have to shout hear yee, hear yee to let everyone know that you're having a full English. Brilliant. Do, do, do, do, do, do. We had a fight about the jingle. Jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle. Jingle. So this is the jingle. Jingle. We hope you like the jingle. Jingle. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, ba. Jingle. Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Shagged, Married and Annoyed. Hello, hello, hello. Whilst we're on the subject of the holiday, it's still fresh in my mind.

13:30Yes. Should we... I don't know if this is going to upset some people, or whether people will agree with us, or whether they won't agree with us. All of the above. Can I just say, everything you say now, on any kind of medium, whether it be the internet or telly, mainly telly, depends what the show is, one show are very safe, anything like this will upset and delight and annoy and be indifferent for everyone. This is going to cause a divide. And can we just really quickly talk? We haven't okayed this, but okay. We're going to talk about white parties on holiday. What in the ick fest, please dad don't dress all in white, mortification, the whole family look like they're going to get christened in the swimming pool it's horrible oh you mean baptism night baptism night yeah oh i can't bear it so yeah so we're in a hotel and everyone was like we are the minority because everybody else was absolutely buzzing to the point where i was like i think they've booked this hotel because i was like there's no fucking way people with kids there is no fucking way you own a white item of everything no way unless you've specifically done it for the fact that this hotel has a white party which way it's not even a party it's nothing was different everyone was just wearing white apart from us nothing was different it was fucking hated it the worst bit was though before the the white party everyone was at the buffet in all the white gear and i was just like i'm talking white fucking shoes trainers shit horrible I've got a fucking five-year-old.

15:08I don't wear white. I know. Ever. I haven't worn white for years since I had kids. Since Robin was born, I have not worn white. It's just horrible. It was very culty. It was just weird. And I just didn't enjoy it. You mispronounced that slightly. Well, cunty and culty. It was just the maddest thing. But I know people love it. I was speaking to people around the pool, and they were like, oh, yeah, last year, when we went to the one in Greece and had a white party, it was the best night. We were all in white. And I just thought, what the fuck? So that was it. That's what you want. You want a uniform.

15:36You want to all be wearing white. Do you know what I wanted to do? We sat, we didn't stay long. We sat there and everyone was sitting around. I had a white jacket on. I was a bit embarrassed. I thought, don't think that I'm getting involved in this. I wanted to walk around table to table and go, you enjoying your white party? And when they go, yeah, I want to lean in and go, do you know who else enjoyed white parties? Oh. P. Diddy. Well, yeah. And then I wanted to walk away to the next table and say the same thing. It's a very American thing. Yeah. I don't know. Is it because we're Northern? It's because we're born.

16:03We're old. No, because it takes, when we were sat at the white party, I in my brain thought of our big, large friendship group of everyone we've ever met in my life. And I could think of a handful of people who would be buzzing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's us. I think we are the minority. I do believe we're the white. He has a question then. Okay, gun to your head. Fancy dress or white party? I'd rather go to a fancy dress party. It feels more... I hate both. Can I just say? No, I like fancy dress. No. I like fancy dress. I hate both. But can I just say... On holiday though. With strangers.

16:35One, not on holiday. Two. I feel like the white party is like a bit of a poser's version of the fancy dress party. So I actually have, as someone who hates fancy dress, I've got more respect for fancy dress. Because fancy dress can be fun and it's funny and you go, oh, wow, with everyone you know. I've been over this funny for 30 seconds. Well, you hate fancy dress, but that's fine. But the white party, to me, was just an absolute cringe fest. It was horrible. I know. It was horrible. And it was all, do you know what it is? I get, and guys, I'm sorry, it was the dads that I hated most. Well, there was dads.

17:04Dads walking around in white linen shirts and white shorts going, hey, I'm at the white party. Hey, look at you and your white. Oh, it was like a Daz advert. It was so strange. It was just the full, it was the Instagram families. Full family. All together, all wearing white. I thought, are you not embarrassed? You're not embarrassed? Like, I don't know. I'm going to say now. But sorry, can I just, I just want to butt in though. Okay, yeah. Robin gave us shit for not getting involved in the white party. Of course he did. And I want to say it. dickhead when you stop spilling Nutella on everything you wear you can go to a white party I know although can I just say what I think most people listening to the podcast now are thinking I think we just go to Tossers hotels now yeah I think we do no but I can imagine it happening at a lot of hotels I think it's a new it's a new thing it happened before a night before when we were at yeah I think white party is now becoming it's the new baby shower fucking hate baby showers alright alright sorry I know you're getting it back in your box back in your box Back in your box.

18:03Am I weird? Are you going to have to? Look, did you enjoy having to issue an apology the other week? Because you're going to have to issue another one the way you're going. So back in your box. Let's celebrate your unborn child. When it comes, I'm going to have to buy and say... It's like I didn't speak. It's like I didn't speak. Sorry. It's like I didn't speak. It's like I didn't speak. I am holding a baby shower for one of my friends soon. So you would think I love them because I've held baby showers at the house for loads of people. I didn't have one myself. I didn't have one for either of the kids.

18:31because do you want to know why? I can't drink alcohol at this party so why would I come? Don't be thinking fair. Yeah. Very fair. Stephen Bartlett would have a lovely time. Me? Absolutely not. I am clamming for a drink. I'm going to a baby shower next week. I'm a minority because I think everyone just loves I think people love an event. Stuff. I don't think we like events. I think that's the problem. No, I love an event. I love a hen party. Yeah. I love like, but let's sniff nappies with fucking baby food. Sorry, who sniffs nappies? It's a game. What are you talking about? It's a game that you have to do at a baby shower.

19:11I didn't know about this. Let's all guess what's in the fucking nappy. Let's what, it's a game. Explain. What do you mean? You haven't explained it. Explain the game it was now. The people who are the best friends of the woman who's having the baby will fill nappies with different kinds of food. and you pass them round, grown women with very important jobs possibly, and you all have to smell it, and guess what it is? And I want to die. Are you allowed to look at it? You look at it, you smell it, and then also sometimes they play games where there's music on, and guess how many times baby's been said?

19:49Honestly, I could think of one million other things better to do than this. Right, rewind. That music game's awful. Rewind. The whole thing's awful. Are you blindfolded when they pass the nappy round and you have to smell it. No. So you can look at it, so you can go, that's a cheese drink. You go, oh, this is cauliflower, grated cauliflower. I don't know. It's just shit. It's just... Chris, they're stupid. That's horrible. They are stupid. I know what your problem is. I know what my problem is as well. I think you're against American things that are forced on us. Yeah. Halloween, baby showers, white parties, they all fall under that.

20:27Yeah, I think. They're all sweet 16. They all fall under that. I can get because prom is like really sweet actually you've spent your full like childhood with these people and you're celebrating finishing school I think proms actually are amazing I like proms it's just I've just got a thing with baby I love like hen do I think hen do's are great it's just baby showers I'm just like what we're doing obviously I've never been to one I've never been invited to one thanks everyone look at you yeah I just think yes get all your girlfriends together and have a lovely little day. But the minute I get a cardboard thing put in front of me and a pencil, I want to die.

21:08And I want to go, can we not just talk? Can we just get together? And this is lovely. Everyone's dressed really nice and I love seeing me friends. And oh, there's lovely cute little sandwiches and little cakes and it's really, it's lush, right? I love an excuse to get together as women to celebrate something. It's the pin the tail on the donkey kind of crack. Stop, I'm a grown up. I'm a grown up. I don't want to guess what your baby's going to weigh because I don't fucking care. And when your baby comes, you'll tell us and I'll go, oh, wow, but I've got a better pound, do I?

21:44Great. Measure the string. How big do you think the belly's going to be? You've got to measure like a string. No, man. You've got to have a conversation with someone going, well, I think she'll... No, this is awful. I didn't know any of this. They are... Am I alone here? But I just think they're horrible. They're so shit. I have never paid attention to anything you've told me when you've got back from a baby shower because that all sounds dreadful. Because I can tell you right now, I don't do any of this stuff. Wow. I sit there and everyone else can do it and I just drink. No. Get your fucking games out.

22:18I hate games. Yeah, you do. Get your fucking games out. I hate organized fun. Yeah. Let's just get together, celebrate that you're having a baby, which is great, but you know what it is? your feet hurt you're literally about to drop a baby do you want to be here probably not no you can't drink see the blokes go out blokes have got a better one we go out we wet the baby's head let's all just go out on the piss afterwards I would rather do that great much better hence why I didn't have a baby shower didn't have either because I think waste of time waste of fucking money listen but Rebecca I'm really looking forward to yours and Shannon will have a great one you can have a baby shower for the next one okay no there'll be no more starting or growing your own business can be intimidating and lonely at times your to-do list may feel endless with new tasks and lists can easily begin to overrun your life so finding the right tool that not only helps you out but simplifies everything as a built-in business partner can be a game changer for millions of businesses that tool is shopify shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10 % of all e-commerce in the U.S.

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25:26Yes. I haven't told you a thing that the hotel's got and I didn't book the hotel that I'm going to for this, but it's got this and I didn't know this was a thing and I'm very intrigued. All my hotels have got prostitutes. All of them. And if they haven't, they have when I get there. I'm all right, guys. Anyway. Awful. That whole thing was horrible. Shouldn't have taken us up for it. Right. BS bar. what this hotel testosterone filled grossness what what do you mean a bs bar this hotel has a beer right explain i've got right so i didn't know what it was until carl hutchinson who's coming with us uh on this golf trip even though he doesn't play golf uh it is for me 40th though so that's why he's coming even though he wasn't for a couple of months but you know it's just a time away with the lads.

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26:52No, this is horrible. I'm telling you, this is real. Look at these dudes. Look at these dudes enjoying it. Look at these dudes just... Is it women? Because I'd get thrush from this. Is that women in there? Yeah, there's women in there, yeah. No. My question... I would get in a wine. A wine one. My question, do they change the beer? No. Because you can, so I don't have to change the water in me cold tub or me hot tub because as the guy from the hot tub place said, our hot tub is the, and this is a direct quote, the best kept residential hot tub he's ever seen. That's me. I should work at Centre Park because I'm very proud of that.

27:29And also, people I've told that too. Well, you do keep it nipping clean. But also, it's just us. Yes, but pH levels, chlorine, sorted. Don't have to change the water that often. Although, when Robin and his mates have been in it a bit. Yeah, it's like a fucking, It's like a hot cabbage soup after them. I do, I don't understand. You can't add a load of chlorine and stuff to fucking beer. Yeah, it'd be disgusting. It's not beer anymore. I can't believe you're thinking that this is a good thing to do. I'm going after one of the days of golf. I booked in for the BS bar. Do you know what it reminds me of?

27:59Do you remember when, and I cannot forget this. It sticks in me. I think of it quite often, right? Do you remember when you told me on your stag do that you were all in the pool and you didn't? It wasn't my stag do. Well, whose stag do was it? It was a mate of mine started to do where everyone stood. You told me you didn't see any of your mates go to the toilet once. No one went to the toilet. It was a good three hours, three or four hours. No one, everyone was just drinking pints. And the whole corner of the pool where we were, I'm not joking, it smelled like a toilet. It smelled like a public toilet.

28:29It smelled like urinal. It was the worst. It was the absolute worst. And I remember thinking, this is just 16 lads, pint after pint after pint for three hours, just pissing in a pool. This is horrible. Is there families on this holiday? Not in that bit of the pool. Oh, God, that is sad. I think about that. I think about it nearly every time I see a swimming pool. It's really sad. It's really upsetting. And that gives us these vibes as well. I'm very much excited for my BS bar. Very much excited. Okay. Well, let us know what it's like. So, on the subject of this, because I'm going away, and so I went I was with my mates at the weekend and we watched have you heard of BKFC?

29:17No. Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship Oh okay I've heard I mean I think Conor McGregor owns part of the company and the guy one of the guys from Geordie Shore that Aaron Chalmers who's now a fighter fought at the weekend and my mates were watching it and there was an advert on Duran and because it's our 40th coming up I've sorted this out for me and you BK A-F-C. Like S-E-A? Yeah. What? Bare knuckle fighting sea? Bare knuckle fighting. In the sea? Cruise. There was an advert, and I thought she's going to love that. So me and you, we go on the cruise, right? Four days. They go out to sea. It's all the fans, all the fighters, and we go on a cruise.

30:04And at sea, they have a bare knuckle boxing fight. at sea oh my god and i sorted it for your 40th oh my god oh god oh who's going on that is it like can i just say first of all i didn't know it was a thing um in my opinion they've came up with the title first it's just they're doing they're doing a lot of like things on a cruise now bkfc that's disgusting you would you would i can't think of anything you would hate more like it's just horrible do you know here's something yeah do you know there's a celiac cruise wow where it's a cruise for people who've got celiac disease disease is it a disease is that what you call it it's like it's a gluten intolerant yeah it's severe you know it's a really bad one yeah yeah because like imagine if you had a child who had who was celiac yeah and it you You must constantly, it's like an allergy.

31:04You must constantly be worried. Like if my Ben had nut allergies. Because it's in everything, yeah. The nut one must be, yeah, of course. It must be really hard. So yeah, there's a cruise that you can go on where all of the food, no matter where you are on the cruise, is gluten-free. So it just takes away that worry. Isn't that good? Surely that's not what the entire cruise is based on. No, obviously there'll be entertainment and it'll be like a holiday, but it's just that all of the food is prepared. So what you're saying is there is cruises that are gluten-free is what you're saying. It's a full cruise.