Ep 329. Giant Inflatable Doughnut

0:00Coming up on this week's episode of Shagged, Married and Oys. Yes, we've just got back off holiday, so we've got an absolute rundown. A quick-paced rundown of everything that went on holiday. Get everyone in a summer mood. Nice and greasy. Nice and greasy, although it wasn't Greece, it was Portugal. How to skip passport control. Top tips. We'll talk about kids with phones. We'll talk about when a motorbike isn't a motorbike. And my day gets ruined by an email. Oh yeah, yeah. Hope you enjoy. All that coming up. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. I don't think I can be your friend, Isabella said.

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1:23And you're watching, and you're watching if you're on YouTube. Yes, hello everyone watching. Keep forgetting about that. Hola. Oh, you've got a bit of a tan. Yeah. Oh, someone's been on holiday. Hello. We just got back from Portugal. Yeah, but you haven't got a tan. You haven't got a tan from Portugal. No, nothing. My skin does not change colour. It's weird. Unless it goes red. Unless it burns. Yeah. Which I did burn on the first day because... Don't look at me. Nobody was looking after mummy. Right. No one looks after me. So you put cream on the kids and then you put cream on me while the kids were screaming, Dad, get in the pool now.

1:53Get in the pool now. Dad, get in the pool now. Yeah. We'll get to that. And we just neglected to put any cream on my back. Nobody put any cream on my back. Although, but the saddest thing is, and we've took a picture of it and I will post it on my Instagram at some point. I very much tried my best, but then I forgot. So there's just like a handprint putting it, trying to get it to a part of my back. Yeah, so like across the middle of your back where you can't reach, there's basically, like the sunburn version of, you know, the handprint on the car in Titanic. Titanic, yeah. Like the sunburn version of that way.

2:24there's just like fingerprints up your back where you've tried such really sad and i'm so careful i don't take my hat off on holiday no you don't my face does not see the sun no because i think i damaged it when i was younger with skin damage and everyone always bangs on about how good my mom looks yeah and they're like oh my god your mom's great i'm like my mom's face has not seen the sun in like 50 years yeah that's how she sleeps in a coffin so there is yeah and she eats full like bulbs of garlic for breakfast why she's a vampire that doesn't work oh it kills them shut up what are you talking about what are you fucking talking about what are you fucking talking about listen we need a holiday from holiday but we will tell you all about that very very soon so don't go anywhere stick around guys yeah there it is guys it's episode 329 we're over a short intro we'll go for a short intro this time next because last week was redonka long so long wasn't it so it's episode 329 thank you for listening thank you for being here thank you for watching if you are on youtube full episodes on youtube us looking like rabbit in the fucking headlights lights really really odd still not used to the cameras here hate it but we're entering the modern world so and we're very pleased with the studio if anything just look at the surroundings and the awards and the pictures and listen everybody listening i have seen comments well there was only three but i have seen them where people were like you just you were talking about this and i couldn't see because i'm still listening i'm sorry it's a readjustment we're trying we will not this is first and foremost an audio medium go on there it is thank you I'm trying to say that so many times.

3:52And you know what? One time we might have not explained it. But I know where you're coming from because I listen. No, but listen. But they're quick to comment though. Well, yeah, but it's fine because I do listen to stuff and I get frustrated when you can't see what they're doing. And if people bang on about stuff and you're like listening and going, well, I don't know what you're talking. So I get it. But we're just - And if you're in a car listening or something, obviously you can't quickly stop and check. I get it. So yes. But we're learning. We're trying. And you guys aren't the most important, but also we're entering the 21st century and a lot of people like to watch podcasts.

4:22And apparently, the younger generation are telling people now, I love watching your podcast. And you go, bleep. Yeah, so people used to say that once and we were like, they've got it wrong, idiot. But now apparently, yeah, someone told us yesterday, the younger generation say, so what podcasts do you watch? Yeah. Ah! But it's fine. Listen, this is the modern world. We've got children. We need to be on board with it. This isn't a quick intro. This is bullshit. Right? it is episode 329 thank you for being here thank you for watching thank you for listening thank you for being with us on this little journey that is shagged married annoyed through thick and thin through shit and good lots of shit but also lots of good so it's all good but not good there is some shit what?

5:03we've got a lovely life so don't even dare no no but you know there was a pandemic stuff oh I know but this primarily this podcast is our life and our marriage and I'm alright so good are you alright today are you? no it's the good week I'm sorry don't want to knock you on the head today Don't want to knock me on the head and go live in the woods on your own. Oh, well, happy days. Oh, good. Hey, hey, duck and dive, duck and dodge. Don't know what kind of mood you're going to get. Listen. I don't want to live like this either. I don't want to live like this. I feel really happy this week because I'm not due on and I'm not on my period.

5:34But I'm sorry. I can't help it. I can't help it. I want to rip my womb out. I would get a hysterectomy, but apparently it ages you quicker. So I'm keeping hold of it. Well, keep that hat on in the sun. Now, listen. in this episode now I'm going to get you for your birthday a deep fucking massive sombrero that you can put Doritos in and a little dip on the top I would love that they go fair despicable me yeah but isn't that made of it I'll get you one you can just put them in with a dip holder in the top you don't want your hat to be made of crisps I couldn't think of anything worse I'd rather die I mean I would love it I know this is not a quick intro but the new the Minecraft salt and vinegar Doritos silly absolutely silly honestly whoever invented the salt and vinegar Minecraft Doritos you are up there with Walter White you have created the most addictive fucking substance they love a bit of that my two favourites were right next to each other do you remember so we were in the train station yesterday and you were like I'm not going to eat crisps and we walked into the shop at the train station and you looked and it was prawn cocktail, giant watsits right next to them Minecraft Doritos and I was like, well, that's a fucking test.

6:47Yeah, but then we went to Marksy's and they had new burger flavor, sweet potato fries crisps and they were. Sweet potato fries, burger sauce flavor. Oh, fuck. Filthy slugs. Now listen, listen, it is time. I just love crisps in there. This week's podcast sponsor is not crisps. It's not crisps. This week's sponsor is, it's a sponsor that got in touch a while ago, but I didn't want to do the sponsor while school was in. I had to wait until the school holidays. I had to say it at the beginning. School's out for summer. Nice one. I had to leave it until the beginning of the school holidays so that hopefully anyone who's upset by it, who I might say on the school run, will have forgotten about it if they hear it by the time they go back to school.

7:31So I might have to veto this. So this all might go. Maybe, but don't worry about it. I don't think it's that bad. You can't upset teachers or the parents. No, no, no. It's a specific kind of parent, and this is the one I'm telling you. A lot of them do it. A lot of them do it Right I've never done it But a lot of them do it And I'm going to say right now Have I done it No this week's sponsor is Parents who loudly tell their children At school pick up That they're getting McDonald's tonight Loud enough for my kids To fucking hear it On the only night That I actually factored in Their one fucking vegetable Of the month Oh god Our kids eat vegetables I'm serious man Hey kids McDonald's tonight Motherfucker Did they hear it Rafe Dad I want McDonald's as well Shit You're having broccoli It's broccoli night Yeah Hey everyone Pizza tonight Yay Fuck you mate Yeah but did you get them Did they get one No no but it's an argument Well then there you go Yeah but I have to have an argument In the car on the way home But being a parent Is a constant argument Yeah well Wait for September Where every fucking I'm gonna Hey kids Let's get some Puppies on the way home Hey Hey Hey Have you seen a 50 pound note before kids Hey There it is oh what are you hard lines I know I want to have mince and dumplings sick that's like when I used to work in a nursery and there was one parent who every time they picked their kid up gave them like a pack of Maltesers or like a chocolate bar or something and I was just like what are you taking yeah what are you taking every pick up you're going to keep that up is that going to be forever yeah like and then all the other kids would just be like where's mine and they were too young to understand so they'd all cry and I was just like yeah there it is you're packing in but it's the same but yeah listen I've just watched an Instagram video because obviously that's how I get all my information nowadays of course the news what's the news just Instagram it was a woman complaining that a child had got bullied loads of messages on WhatsApp 10 year old child bear in mind Robin's 10 in October yeah and it was awful the messages that had been sent between them obviously this child is horrible probably going through a lot I don't see the gravity but you know do you know what I just thought why has your 10 year old got a phone why they're on Instagram why it wasn't on Instagram it was WhatsApp through a phone get rid of the phone and then I know people will go well I know but maybe Zach Child should be taught there's always going to be shit kids yeah we've always lived when we were younger I couldn't go to certain parts of South Shields because my mum was like there's a horrible kids that hang around that corner and you'll get beat up so I was like oh do you know what I'll avoid that corner yeah I didn't I didn't think oh well I've got the right to walk past that corner no like just take away the problem and then the problem will be fixed until they're old enough to understand stop giving your kids mobile phones when they're too young to understand I agree and I'll die on that hill and I will be pestered every day by Robin and we already are but I will die on this hill because he's not getting a phone no chance boom that's all I've got to say about that so my TED talk will be available there it is later on there it is look forward to you regretting seeing that we'll have to take it out the podcast later on but that's good that's good that's fun no I'm insane sticking on that one what do you think 10 year olds should have phones absolutely well there you go that's just our opinion there it is and you know yeah well Robin let's he did have a little group chat message on his iPad it was intense he fucked it up he got rid of it he fucked it up so he got rid of it and he hasn't had it for six months but he asks for it all the time it was non-stop too much for them too many bings bing bing bing everyone's binging in the house.

11:09It's too much for me and I'm 38 years old. Do you know how many things being in our house? It's actually getting a bit much in there. There's a lot of noise that goes on, isn't there? A lot of things go on. Do you know my... Oh, sorry. You know my beer keg messages us when that's getting low as well. That's stupid. That's upsetting. You get texts off the flippin' dishwasher. Yeah, but listen... You're having a bloody affair with this dishwasher. I told you, you don't have to be jealous of the dishwasher, right? Me and the dishwasher, it's different to what me and you have got. It's just different.

11:33It's just different, right? cleaner just more yeah more well organised I've changed my message tone on my phone yes I've changed mine as well that was triggered yeah but now I can't sometimes hear it well I used to have the horn the message and I was doing I was actually doing jujitsu with one of the coaches and the phone went off and he went is that your text tone and I went yeah and he went that's fucking tragic and I went so you've not heard your shrill as fuck ringtone as well. Yeah. Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Oh, my mum's got it as well. I'm just like, this is... Old phone, man. It's ironic because it's a new phone but it sounds like an old phone.

12:15That's the joke. That's how cool it is. It's horrible. Yeah. Sounds like the phone in the Matrix. What are you going to do? It's old phone. Post-modern. Right, this is... That's the end of the intro. Long. It was fucking long again, man. What the hell? We had a fight about the jingle. Jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle. Jingle. So this is the jingle jingle We hope you like the jingle jingle Babadoo babadoo babadoo babadoo Jingle Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Shagged Married Annoyed. So yes, we have been on holiday and it was bloody lovely. We don't go for very long. No, we don't.

12:54Everyone thinks we're so weird because we only go on holiday for like five nights. Because I'm, I just, I'm so bored. um i just like i don't want to be that guy but what like i don't want to be like oh god just but i can't i can't stay still that long no um and also good in my head if there was if i didn't if i physically didn't miss the kids if it wasn't a thing that would happen i'd go for a fortnight on my own or like with just you wow but five days with kids you're still parenting oh yeah some of your stuff. The cream situation stresses me out so much. Well, that's why you have nothing to do with it.

13:32I haven't put you... I did put some cream on them now and then. Not as much as you. You very much held the fort. And to be fair, I'd like to publicly thank you. You booked and sorted the entire holiday. I didn't know where we were going until we landed and I heard someone say that we got it on. I thought, oh, it must be poor. There was an old bloke who was horrified when we were chatting with this old man in the hut. Old man, I shouldn't say that. It was elderly. Not even... He wasn't old. He was just older. he's a dad he's just a dad he's literally wasn't even that old okay well all right fair enough he was just a dad right yeah yeah he's a dad he's a grander yeah yeah he's a grander um and he was just like right what restaurants because they've been going for years he's like what restaurants have you booked and you literally were like i don't know and he was like yeah yeah i thought he was gonna slap us anyway well where you go you had no knowledge of anything because i did it were you a bit embarrassed by that uh no because i think he's from a family where the man takes charge and does everything and i think that's sexist and i'm i'm not on board with that yeah sisters yeah i do i don't think people really so this is what annoys us right because you come on this podcast or if any of my friends or me mom or kate's around and you give it the biggin right and i've started just letting you because i feel like it's your your inner sort of masculinity you do you come on this podcast and you give it the biggin but i literally I rule our house and I very much I think I manage your life but I think you're alright with it I let you think you rule the house and you manage your life but that's how we do stuff see where we are see this listen to this I went see to the cameras see thee listen too good to miss right so I think that man was just horrified that you as another man had not booked anything the transfers the the flights point in fact the hotel again and stop sorry who bought all of the things for the kids everyone listening everyone listening okay everyone listening you know our dynamic by now if you're just listening for the first time and you don't know our dynamic you're watching the first time you're i'm gonna fucking spell it out for you in something that happened less than 20 minutes ago we were downstairs i was washing some glasses i put the glasses on the side upside down on a tea towel i said we need a rack a drying rack for in here you said well would you like to get one yourself and i turned around and i went well would you like me to pick the drying rack for here and you went fuck no no there it is no no no no no no you're wrong you're completely wrong right because you said we need a drying rack in here and i said well how about you don't tell me and just buy one and then you went right I'll go on Amazon now and I went Amazon?

16:14Yeah there it is I love Amazon but a drying rack Again I've told you a million fucking times you can't be you cannot be a control freak and a martyr about it it's not a thing but it doesn't work it's like well excuse me give me that I'll do it all myself oh my god I'm doing it all myself yes you just put that on yourself I'll get a drying rack I'll get a drying rack for downstairs it'll be a bloody functional modern It'll be disgusting. It'll be functional. It'll be disgusting. Functional, modern and sleek. No, it'll be disgusting. Then it probably has some sort of like SIM card that you have to put in that tells you how it's feeling.

16:48It'll text us when everything's dry. It'll text us when it'll say your glasses are dry. I know. Maybe a little fan of anything. I tell you what, no, listen. A heated, a heated drying rack. Yeah, great. Do they exist? A little fan. Do they exist? I don't think it does. Copyright Chris Ramsey, 2025. You book next year's holiday. No problem whatsoever. Right. No problem whatsoever. Please make sure that it's nice. and please make sure that read the TripAdvisor, read the reviews, please. No. All in blind. I call it all in blind. I call it map, wall, dart, hand, throw, first place. Book the meals. What's the meals?

17:27What are the kids like? What do I like? Pizza. Five nights of pizza, please. No, absolutely not. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Absolutely not. Well, you're just going to have to book the holiday again, aren't you? Honestly, you see what you make us do?

17:42listen few things a few i've just noted down a few highlights from the holiday no i've got a few highlights as well actually so i've got highlights and lowlights okay let's summarize okay like it's the news right okay bong trying to wipe your ass around the poolside toilet when your ass is slightly damp absolute nightmare might as well throw a confetti at your ass impossible absolutely impossible i was a brave boy and i had a poo in the toilet at the pool you had two two because there was a shower in the next cubicle so I just did the shower right okay then so why do I have yours oh I tried the first time I thought I can't use a public shower to clean my yard unbelievable a damp bum and some toilet roll in a hot country this is longer than the bongs go on bong okay you do yours bong we found out that Robin when he eats carbonara eats the spaghetti hole doesn't chew it doesn't chew I've never really watched him eat it I've always just given bolognese it's like watching a fucking pelican it was disgusting it was horrendous so he just gets the spaghetti he gets the spaghetti because he just fell in love with carbonara on holiday had it nearly every night just kind of winds it up and massive thing just puts it in his mouth just swallows it all it was I spent I spent every meal begging him to chew it was the oddest I was going please please chew please god just chew he's not going to digest please chew how did he even do it I was I thought I was like he's not going to shit for weeks but he's fine it's just ridiculous I couldn't watch him unbelievable Begged him every meal.

19:06I'm begging him. Okay. Bong.

19:14Bong. Robin, halfway through a burger, got up and walked towards the pool and you said, what's wrong with him? Why can't he sit down and just eat his dinner? He walked into the pool, waded in, waist deep, stared a thousand yard stare into the distance for 30 seconds and then came back up and started eating and you went, Robin, why can't you stay still? And I went, you've just had a piss in that pool haven't you and he went yeah he couldn't have made it more obvious if he stood on the side and just pissed into the pool so then I had to have a very stern word with him and say like get out of the pool for a wee but if you're in there for a while and I don't know about it then I can't say what you're doing specifically don't get up and walk into the pool and just stand and then come back out unbelievable well Rafe's a mug every time he was in the pool for half an hour he's like I need to get out for a wee I was like good lad I was taking him for a wee every day so he was really good but Robin did say to him once he's like do you know you can just wait in here I was like no you can't disgusting right bong what's yours it's Robin again god love him when Robin makes friends on holiday he starts acting like David Brent it's really

20:27it's really weird so just as an example we Dobble and Uno basically got with through a holiday because the kids love it and we had championships it was ridiculous uh oh i'm the worst in the family you fucking you cheated but that's another thing anyway robin made a friend on holiday a lovely young lad it's his similar to his age i mean rave were playing double and he called his mate over and he was like come on come and watch this i'm gonna annihilate my mom on double and i was just like excuse me anyway yeah one day i got so obsessed with a group of american kids who were in the pool american teenagers uh they were so american i convinced myself that they weren't actually american and they were putting it on you thought i'm from sheffield i was like these fuckers are from sheffield and they've just watched 90210 they were it was so ridiculous.

21:18Do the impression. I wanted to go over and go, really? Like, really? Is this real? They were definitely American. Do the impression. They were so American. One of them got it, one of the kids got it. They were like teenagers, but you can't really tell. You can't really tell how old American teenagers are. I can't tell how old kids are these days because they were like muscly kids. They were about 15, 16. Yeah, but our 15, 16 year olds have already started drinking and smoking and they look a bit older. They look more grizzled. These didn't. They look like giant 12 year olds. Muscly 12 year olds.

21:43And one of them got out the pool and it was when the girl said his name he was walking out of the pool he's walking towards the the bar whatever and she went parker parker he turned around he went what and i was like fuck this this is fake you are putting this on but parker he went what she went where are you going he went ice cream and they both walked and i went nah you're from fucking rotherham or something this is you've just use our actors you're you're an acting troupe from london and you're putting this on and on the last day you're gonna go unseen and all bound start talking like cockney's are fucking someone from Birmingham.

22:17Bong! I'm obsessed with watching how other nationalities live. Right. So you can tell Brits a mile off. We all go for dinner at the same time. We all leave the pool at the same time. We all do things at the same time. One night we'd been out for dinner. We came back. By the way, we had a bloody lovely holiday and the kids were amazing. It's great. If you've got little kids now and you're like, it's drowning, it just gets easier. It gets easier. It gets so much easier. Don't listen to anyone when they're like, oh, no, it's just easier. You're not as exhausted. It's still hard. It feels less like a work trip and more like an action.

22:47Yeah, it's just, you know, like, see if I, you're not having, it's just meant. Anyway, we went out for dinner. We got back about half past nine. And normally we just go to the room and have another little drink and the kids dance or whatever and play another game. Anyway, the kids wanted to go to the bar. Do you remember? They were like, come on. There was a singer on. Worst singer in the world, by the way. He did not want to fucking be there. I think he had a sore throat. Oh, he was horrendous, Chris. I'm so glad we're not being in the right house. But yeah, he was. No, but as a singer, I know when people are putting an effort in.

23:17He was like this. He was going, purple rain, purple rain, purple. He was just, no. He had a sore throat. He was one down from, you know, can you remember on Shooting Stars where Vic Reeves would do a song in the style of a 50s club singer? One down from that. Portuguese. Yeah. And so we went into the bar. It was lush, but they had about half past 10. And at half 10, a French family, there was four kids, and there was a couple of adults. They got their full tea. At half ten. At half ten. Do you not remember? I mean, what time are they going to sleep? They got their full dinner. Like literally like hot dog, chips and like pizza.

23:54I was like, wow. Wow. We ate at seven. Of course we did. Our kids get angry and fucking horrible. I know. Yeah. Man, it's just, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just interesting. And I always just go, oh my goodness. This is like a really late night for us, but we holiday a bit. We're a bit old school. Yeah, it'll change. Were their kids older than ours? No, they weren't. Great. I didn't notice them. They were the same. You don't watch anything. I was too busy getting told off because that was the night I cheated. I'd go double. Oh. I was getting battered. Guys, look, I was getting battered by my entire family.

24:24It was starting to get down. You cheated with me though, not even the kids. I'm not going to cheat with the kids. I'm some kind of animal. You couldn't bear to be beat by me and then that turned into a full conversation of misogyny with the boys. And it was nothing to do with your gender. No, but it did. It was nothing to do with your gender. It was more to do with your personality. Because they stuck up for you and I literally went to them and I went, excuse me, I'm not having this. Dad has completely, well you didn't cheat, you just gave up trying. No, you did cheat. You were saying stuff too fast and not saying me joking.

24:50And then you saw one of them. But then Robin was like, mom, he's joking. I was like, yes, I know that's fair enough but actually I'm taking it seriously and he's doing it and it's not fair. And then I did bring sex into it. Yeah. Not physical sex, but gender. Yeah. And I was like, boys, don't cheat. Yeah. So there we go. So shame on you. So that was a good night. All right, bong. Bong. Basically, I sometimes forget that some people are just arseholes. And on the final day, I did that thing that most people listening to, most people listening to this, you will have done this in the past. I don't know if this just is a thing that we didn't do now or I just happened to speak to a couple of total dickheads.

25:30We used to do it as kids. When you bought the inflatables, you bought your lilos, you bought your whatever, your giant crocodiles. we had a donut ring and a big inflatable slice of watermelon. Yeah. Not what I would have chose, but you were in the shop. Yeah, yeah. And we got good fun out of them. And I was like, it's my last day. We're leaving tomorrow. I was like, I'll do the thing. Everyone, say it in your head. You know what you're going to say? You go and give it to a family who've just arrived. Do you want these? You pass them on. The fucking looks I was getting. It was like I was trying to give their kids crack.

26:00I've never known anything like that. I was like, do your kids want these? No. No. Do you want, no, a couple of people are like, well, we're leaving tomorrow. I was like, right, okay. This one guy, this one guy. I went, how long have you got left? He went, what? I don't know where he was from. I went, how long have you got left? He went, uh. I went, do your kids want these? And he went, no, no. And he did this like hand gesture. Oh, no, no. And he like chewed his way with his hand. And I couldn't. But that's the saddest thing of all. The kids said they wanted them. The kids really wanted them. Well, the saddest thing of them all is that the kids said they wanted them, but because of the hand gesture, I immediately saw a red.

26:33and in front of his kids, I said, well, fuck you too, mate. And I walked off and he ruined me final night. I sat the whole night thinking, if he walks in this restaurant, I'm going to get up and fucking armbar him. He's going to die. That was, yeah. It was horrible. But he was, I just, I get where you're coming from. Because I'm working class and what you did on holiday when you were a kid and what we always still do is you give it to the next people, but he genuinely, it was like I was trying to give him that toilet roll I'd try to wipe my fucking ass with. Yeah. Not everybody's on the same, page.

27:04He's a tosser. Don't worry about it. It's okay, you okay? No, I'm not all right. Are you all right? Bong! I haven't got any more. I have. From him to the biggest genius I've ever seen in my entire life. Anyone, I'm going to leave this your hand now because it's a bit clammy. Get off. We're holding hands for anyone. Anyone who's been to Portugal recently, the Farrar Airport, the queues in Farrar Airport. What's going on? Don't know what's going on. What's going on? The queues to get in and to get out of Farrar Airport are absolutely nuts. Oh, sorry. The luggage as well? Luggage is crazy. for her bags to come off a conveyor belt and someone had just took it off they're changing the system or something I don't know what's going on but anyway how about they do it in fucking December we thought we were geniuses so we had Rafe we had a hold of Rafe and if anyone asked we were saying he was three but we were just doing it with my fingers we were just going yeah because if you say he's three you go I'm four yeah of course so pretend your kid's three by the way yeah it's three and under they'll let you into the next queue family in front of us oh my I totally forgot about this I wrote it down on my phone immediately brilliant yeah yeah so family in front of us they had there was a few adults and some children no children all girls none of the girls were younger than nine I would say yeah or eight yeah so didn't qualify but they had with them one of them incredibly lifelike dolls yeah well I think they're called like Annabelle I don't know but they're like absolutely so lifelike it's crazy to the point where I thought it was a real baby for a while yeah me too I thought she was breastfeeding yeah the mom just had it as if she was breastfeeding with a little cloth as if she was breastfeeding she was in all the priority queues with us I was like I wasn't even angry I was like yeah if the person who let them in the queue had looked at them just as though about to go up to the actual passport check and saw them just stuff the baby into the fucking hall door that would have caused a few issues hey listen I was really impressed that was the Ramsey holiday roundup 2025 bong I don't think I can be your friend Isabella said Rebecca's stomach flipped this is the love story of real hinge couple Isabella and Rebecca written and read by me, Temi Denton-Hurst listen to the free audiobook now

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30:28Nice. Okay, go on. Ladies first. Oh, okay. My beef with you. It's holiday related. Sorry, everyone. Just been on holiday. Oh, God. Change the fucking record. Yeah, but it's the summer. Everyone's going on holiday. Yeah. And if you're not, sorry. Great. I know. It's just shit though, isn't it? It's shit. Yeah. Because we live in a world where they're just, everything's really expensive and people can't Yeah, fair enough, actually. We were brought up in a lot simpler times and I don't think people had as much money when we were growing up. and we actually could afford to go on holidays. But nowadays, a lot of my friends, really good jobs, really good wages, but they can't afford to go on holiday because they're just, because bills, houses, mortgages, cars, everything's...

31:08Energy, yeah. Everything's so expensive that there's just, nobody's got a real disposable income anymore. Yeah, so... I find it really sad. I feel a bit bad for talking about the holiday now. No, because there is still a lot of people going on holiday and you can't, I'm just trying to... Fucking if the queues are far or anything to go by, there's shitloads of people to go on holiday. Well, actually, then there's the flip side of, there's loads of people on this flight and you know loads of people in the world anyway we're good that's a bigger thing yeah my beef yeah it's not gonna do it my beef with you is i literally wore my hat every single day yeah this is a bigger this is a bigger thing actually this is not necessarily you i wore my hat every single day because i don't want the sun to damage my skin because i want to look young and i want to be youthful as a woman i think where there's a lot of pressure on well all the time everybody i know has botox so like i've said before i look like a bag of shit anyway next to all my friends who seem to look 20 years younger than me anyway i haven't had botox yet that's not to say i'm never going to get it i just haven't yet okay you i said to you i said do you not want to cover your face and you said i don't think my wrinkles look that bad and i think i'm aging quite well and i think a few more wouldn't do any harm and i wanted to smash you in the face with my plastic gin glass because that, that's so unfair though isn't it?