Ep 330. Wet Mammals

0:00Coming up on this week's episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed. We've got all the usual stuff. We've got beefs. Yep. We've got a bit of chat. Always a bit of chat. We've got emails from the public. We find out the 15 most unsexual hobbies for a man to have. Yeah, I mean, you say hobbies, I very much think it's habits. Right, okay, well, we'll get to that. And we find out, world exclusive, the real name for polar bears. Oh, gee, right, okay. One of your finer moments. Thank you, thank you. My brain goes dead sometimes when we're chatting. Guys, it's vintage Rosie Ramsey. You're going to love it.

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1:47There we go. Well, that's great. Nice little update there. Wherever you are, whoever you are, whatever you're listening, whatever you're doing when you're listening, we hope you're having a lovely little time as well. You've just reminded me there. When we were having a drink the other night, I said, isn't it funny when... Because the you you just did, the you. Yeah. I said, isn't it, you know, like sort of back in the day you'd be at a family party with and then be an auntie who hated her husband. And she'd just get to a certain amount of drinks and you'd see her just look at her husband and go, and you.

2:14And you go, oh, fuck, yeah, she goes. You are disdain. Ding, ding. I never want us to be like that. I don't think we will because, well, I don't know. I wouldn't live like that. That's the difference. I would not get to that point. No, you, I think everyone listening knows that you would soberly say this isn't working. Oh, yeah. Because you don't get, you don't hold it in until you're pissed and then go, yeah, that's not your, I know, but then, that's not your personality at all. Do you know what? That's not our crack. We're going to get deep really quickly here, right? Oh, shit. You and I got together.

2:44Yeah, that's what she said. Carry on. Brilliant. You and I got together at like 27, 26? No, 20, 27. Oh, fuck. I can't remember. I was about 26 anyway we dated a lot of people we'd lived quite a life slags slags I'm glad you said plural there because you were a slag as well I'm referring myself to a slag as well so we lived a bit of a life so the thought of splitting up yeah not that I want to okay look at me eyes I'm not saying this but it doesn't scare us as much as I can imagine if you've never experienced another life if you've been together if that's like the first person or second person you've ever had a relationship with.

3:24And then you get to a certain age and you're like, well, what would I do? Where would I start? I know what you mean. I get it. But at the same time, misery. To me, that is fucking misery. I've seen it. I know people who live. So you don't want to be in the dating pool again is what you're saying. No, okay. I'm telling you right now, my personal point of view is I would rather live a life by myself than live a life with somebody in misery. Me and my mate were talking about the idea. Absolutely. No, never. No, but not even that. Me and my mate were talking about the idea where he said, and I said, I said, if I ever broke up with you, I would just live on my own.

3:58I'd be like, fucking no chance. No chance. These people are getting married again. Fucking no chance. Oh, but you don't know that. You might. I know that. Yeah. I know that right now. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, but like, dare I say, we're actually, I think we're all right. I don't think we're splitting up anytime soon. I'm talking about people, you know, who've lived a full life, their kids have grown up, and then they're in like their 60s and stuff like that. Oh, they hate each other. Yeah. Yeah. what like oh guys and not that i don't know all the answers and i know it's sometimes really difficult and we've talked about this before but just you get one life you get one life don't stay with somebody just because you think that's what you're supposed to do if they make you miserable and if they're miserable and you're miserable just stop because your kids will actually be suffering through your misery or and i heard this on another podcast uh that sometimes the stay together, the parents stay together and the kids go to uni and they split up.

4:51Kids go to uni and the parents split up. Boom. Gone. Yeah. And it's like, it's a phenomenon. It's like, literally until the kids leave the house and then it's like, can we fucking stop this? Can we stop this charade? It's as if it happened to me. What? It did happen to me. No. Not uni age, but yeah, I was 19. Your brother was still younger. Yeah, but still. Why do you got to make everything about you? I'm talking from experience. That's what I'm talking from. Did you go to uni? I didn't. Shut your fucking mouth there. literally the most bullshit statement ever that's exactly what happened to me because I was that age no all the kids not just you your brother was younger oh god forbid I have a moment to think of my own past trauma god forbid you make every moment about you shut your pie hole in your face pie hole's good I just think I don't know I just don't understand why people stay together when they're just living a life of misery financial reasons yeah that's what I'm saying like I get it I get it I do I'm not trying I'm not trying to say it yeah but I just surely there's light at the end of the tunnel yeah well if you're lying in bed they're getting really deep here but if you're lying in bed next to someone each night thinking I shouldn't be here I don't love this person try and and that's not going to go away by the way no no no no that feeling a couple of breakfast in beds isn't going to fix that no that's not going to go away but maybe I say that because I'm from a family a wider family of women who just do what they fucking want.

6:17So, you know, it's easy for me to be like strong because that's how I've been brought up. Not everybody's been brought up like that. I get it. And don't get me started about matriarchal. Matriarchal, how do you say it? I don't know who you're trying to slag off here. Misogynistic. Patriarchal. Patriarchal. Fuck. Basically, don't get me started on old dickheads because if you do, were going to go down a horrible hole because I fucking hate old men who think that they can speak to women like shit and this is a bigger story so you have currently had a couple of running with some boomers let's say older men boomers who've spoke to you like shit I haven't been there not that I should be there to build a fix it they should just speak to men they should be able to have a conversation glad I'm not there with a young woman yeah glad I wasn't there for a couple of them you're alright though I'm fine oh gosh I'm fine yeah I don't like arguing with you and I'm fucking quite clever dare say it quite witty and you know I'm quite good at arguing and I don't fucking like arguing with you so the random guy on the street's got fucking no chance no I'm just not used to it because my dad would never ever speak to a young woman the way that some men think that they can speak to young women so that's the difference because you know my dad you know he's a bit of a pussycat actually like he just I don't know whether that was because he had two daughters but he never Yeah, I think that happens.

7:39I think men with daughters, I think that happens. Yeah, he kind of understands that women actually have a real sort of place in the world and that, you know, but a lot of men don't. And I'm not, this is not all men because you're amazing. You're wonderful. Like, and me dad's great and I know, I know, I always say, God, why? Why have we got so deep? So quick. Twice? I can't. We've gone double deep. This is how I feel. If this was Minecraft, would it hit the bedrock at the bottom? We can't go any further than this. But this is how I feel. Right. Okay, this is how I feel today. Okay. So I just, this is not all men because I know amazing men.

8:09I really do. But I've had some run-ins. Sorry, just a really, really quick fix there. I know you can't get through the bedrock when you hit the bottom of Minecraft, but it just takes much longer. But I know you can go all the way through and then you just fall into the void. I'm not an idiot. I know you can't get through the bedrock, especially if you've got like a netherite pickaxe. Just wanted to get that out there just in case anyone thought I didn't know what I was talking about when it comes to Minecraft. Jesus Christ. Have I brought it back in the room? I brought it back in the room. Guys, it is episode 330, 330 plus hours.

8:35Wow. We've sat and talked absolute fucking cack to each other. How? Dare we say it, I still enjoy it. And I'm not lying here and not trying to be sort of, you know, sort of, oh, he's been a bit coy there. He's been a bit, oh, what's the word? A bit... Patriarch. Maybe, I think, maybe patriarchal. Make parkry talk. No, being... What's the word? Why can't I think of the word? I don't know. You said coy and all I thought about was the fish on holiday. Brilliant. so I don't know what I don't know what you're trying well tell us what you're trying not Boston the other way not showy offy the other way humble I'm not trying to be humbly but we see exactly I've proved my point I can't believe people still listen to this shit so thank you very much is what I'm trying to say I wasn't trying yeah anyway it's episode 330 and it's time for this week's lucrative lucrative sponsor I'm trying to hold you alright okay so this is hard alright okay so this is really hard and now you know now that it's been filmed they will actually see that during the podcast sometimes we do without anyone knowing yeah touch each other not like in a sexual way but in a in a in a heart and now we get this on OnlyFans no listen oh my do you reckon there's no OnlyFans if I just hand hold them yes get off oh no there will be there will be like literally like ah ah yeah no there will be there's no OnlyFans for everything but no we do we're nearer now in the old studio you go too far apart.

10:05Can you do that now? Yeah. It's nice though, but I don't think people want to see this, so can I just have... That's PDA. Can I have my hands back? Here we go. It's time for this week's lucrative sponsor. This week's lucrative, lucrative, lucrative sponsor. You may have seen it, you may do it yourself. If you do it yourself, fucking pack it in. It is people who drive mad close to the curb in the UK while they're driving along, then when they have to turn left, it means they have to swing right out into the middle of the road to do that left. oh okay fucking stop it yeah fucking stop it I always feel like you're swerving out the way to avoid dare I say it a person or a child who's falling into the road and then go to the left stop doing it I used to do it I did it when I first passed my test I would drive close to the thing and I'd be like oh I'm going left here out into the road boy race around and I remember the day it happened I was doing the left at the nuke in Shields where the shops are I'm doing the left and it was a summer's day and I was in my Renault Caliou with my first car and I had the window down and a motorcyclist came past just as I did it and he went Wanker and I never did it again right I don't think I don't really relate to this because I don't think I've ever done it have you seen people do it it's the worst maybe so the hug the hug the left hand kerb and we obviously we drive on the left side of the road in the UK the hug the left hand kerb why do they do it why do they hug the kerb but they're just so then that means when they're going to go left they're like alright okay and sometimes they'll just swing out right to do a left like they're in Fast and Furious and it just it's fucking insane can I ask you a question why are people still on their mobile phones when they're driving like it blows my mind don't know I don't know that's just an observation is it is it gonna be check your privilege is it like ah my car doesn't have all the bells and whistles but no texting you can't I'm sorry you can't text from our car I've got a new car but you can't text I can do it with my mouth with Siri I can speak and I can make a text do you like that I don't like that you can't put commas and full stops in and if you don't it's just like a stream of consciousness when it reads out your text here.

12:03I'm like, oh, can I have five bastard minutes? Yeah. On mute, I might turn mine off. You know what I'm like. Yeah. I don't want to know. Just don't ask it to read them then. Just ignore it. Right. You don't have to click on them or say, yeah, I'll read the text. Just ignore it. It turns my music off for a bit and it upsets us. Right. It's really intrusive. I just want it off, fully off. You, honestly, I'll get you, I will get you an old mini metro with just a radio in it. I'll get you a cassette player. I'll get you a couple of Whitney Houston cassettes, a couple of Celine Dion cassettes and you can just drive along without the phone get me now which one was it when we were now that's what I call his minus 20 I'll have that got you the one what did it have on it man honestly once upon a time I could have told you the full thing I'm sure I've spoke about it before I'm sure we were in the 30s-ish 20s 30s of now I really can't remember they're up to fucking shut up are they still going I'm sure we've had this conversation before I'm sure we've had this conversation we'll play the jingle and then we'll see of now.

12:57We'll see what now's up to. Place your bets, everyone. Place your bets. Why don't we both say place your bets? I'm guessing now 179. Right, okay. I'm going to say 104. No. That's not a shitty thing to do. I'd go much higher or much lower. 104? I want to win. What are we winning? What's the prize? I'll let you hold my hand for 10 minutes. Fuck. Alright then. We had a fight about the jingle.

13:42Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Shagged and Married and Odd. Cut to it. Listen, I can't take it anymore. There's probably been ads. There's people dying here. Yeah. There's people clicking. They've knocked out of the car. Oh my God. Come on. Yeah, there's people. What did you say? I said 179. Okay, I said 104. Yeah. All right.

14:02120. Shut up, man. 120. Was released on the 4th of April, 2025. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Now, what is the latest now that's what I call music? 120. What songs are on it? See if I know any of them. He has an idea. Yeah, see if I know any of these songs. Now, that's what I call music 120. Okay. Did I tell you before? I was in the car and I went on, I've got like the Apple CarPlay and I went on Spotify and I was like, oh, do you know what? I feel like, I mean, I think Friday, New Music Friday or something is a thing. Oh, no. And I clicked on New Music. Eee, hey. Eee, hey. Yeah. It might as well have been being beamed to me from another planet.

14:34I know. I felt dreadful. Yeah, I don't like it, mate. Furious. I've tried, you know. I've really tried. Fucking furious. Because I'm like, come on. But there's a few. No, you like it. Okay, so Sabrina Carpenter's on here. I know her. Yeah, you like her. I'm a fan of that. I love the espresso one. Yeah, because our Robin really likes that. There's the Rosie and Bruno Mars one.

14:53Did I tell you, sorry, just as a side note, I was with my mates having a couple of beers the other day and Robin came in and sat down and chilled with her. Yeah. And he put his playlist on. He's got a great playlist. It was better than any other shit. We couldn't think of anything playing. Do you know what I was playing? And this age is me. This is pathetic. I was playing the playlist from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 and 2 on the PlayStation. But if that's what you like. Well, it was actually kind of shit. Was it? Yeah. out of the context it's not good here's something a little observation I'll tell you some more of these in a minute okay have you noticed I meant to say this when we're on holiday right have you noticed that every time you get into like a taxi or like a transfer from the airport or whatever and they know that you're English they just put on that random just wild like one British channel that they've got and it's always just 90s music right and I always get in and I have for years and I've thought god they listen to some shit but they do it for Just put it on when we get in.

15:50I see. It's actually, do you know what it is? It's really nice, I think. Yeah, no. No, I don't. I love a foreign radio station. So do I. I'm like, don't. I'm like, do you know what I mean? Give us all of the blooming. Oh, I love it. Racist. Now, listen. It's not racist. It's a fucking foreign song. Do you know what else I love? Stop. That's not. It's not racist. I was joking. Do you know what else I love? What do you love? foreign billboards right okay we were driving you know when you get that drive and you go from your airport to the hotel and you're on the bus I love looking out the window I love seeing all the different places like even I don't know things like you see graffiti on the side of a building you go either graffiti here as well either do that we do that everything's nicer in the sun yeah it is it looks quite nice yeah but I love a foreign billboard with a foreign advert on yeah I don't know I'm always just like you can't get that where we live yeah I know but then it's when they started getting the like littles and aldis and you'd be like Ian's a little I think the magic of buying crisps on holiday disappeared when Lay's became available in this country now you can buy Lay's crisp in this country can you?

16:59well it's just walkers I didn't actually get Lay's in some shops and I'm like who brought them over Ewe didn't have any crisps on our last holiday well done you I ate them all on my bloody Greek holiday I had some vegetable crisps around the pool oh that came with a sandwich they were nice I love vegetable crisps they tasted like it tasted like you know the the plastic thing you put on the foot of a table to stop scratching your floor it tasted and looked like them I was fucking gutted I pretended I think they were beetroot and parsnip oh god who would you pretend you like them to it's just I don't know the staff tell us who else is on there oh our Jade's on here Jade Thurl Jade Thurl there we go hang on who else is on here The Weeknd I know The Weeknd yeah Poser again I've said it before Stereophonics Tyler Creator on there I know Tyler Creator Tina Turner's on here I don't know why didn't she die yeah what did not bring it like did something not become a hit when she died Sam Fender people watching okay that's alright I know some of these Teddy Swims does he good for him no you would know Coldplay Shawn Mendes actually this is actually really good okay because New Music Friday it just looks like MSN names right No, I know.

18:12Okay, I'm all right, mate. I know these. There we go. Elton John's on there. Oh, well. Of course. Of course. Oh, well, well done. I'm not as old as I thought. That's exciting. Well done. That's very exciting. Pretty cool. Pretty down with the kids. There it is. Now, Rosie. Yes? I was on the internet the other day. Well done. Scrolling. Wasting me life. Yes. And I saw something. Doom scrolling. Yeah, and I don't think that we, I'm just going to get up my phone here. I don't think we've discussed this. Right. And if we have, I think it was a different one. But basically, what's gone viral again is a viral list ranking the top 15 hobbies that women reportedly find the least attractive in men.

18:49Oh. Yeah? Right. So, hang on. This is what women find hobbies. Yeah. So, it's the top 15 least attractive hobbies to women that men do. It's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, number one. One, offensive. Two, it's not even on there. Fellas? Yeah? Oos. It's not on there. oose it's not on there grappling oose is what we say by the way oose is oh is that an actual term oose yeah at the end of the thing go nice one thanks stop stop we're shaking hands oose oose that's good oose that's disgusting you're disgusting right come on then you don't understand stuff so how many 15 okay there is 15 right can I guess any or do you want to just tell us do you want to guess some I think golf's going to be in there once again golf is not there gentlemen and four four right four right um Warcraft what's it called Warhammer Warhammer Warhammer is not on there I score highly but it's not on there I've dabbled in a few of these things cycling cycling just tell us okay start number 15 start number 15 I'm just shuffling in my chair I'm sorry hang on right you good my hair's just getting on my nerves it's too clean it's too clean too clean here it is go In at number 15, gambling.

20:11Hobbies? Yeah. That's an addiction. I mean, is it? Well, if you've got it under control. If you've got it under control. So, well, okay, that's a funny one because it could actually be quite lucrative. It could be quite lucrative. So I'm all right with that. I know someone who has paid their mortgage off through betting. Do you? What are you going to do? Not condoning it in any way. No. Just saying some people know what they're fucking doing. You're any good at it, aren't you? In at number 14. Yes. Porn. No, you can't put that as a hobby. Well, I mean, it depends how into it you are. Do you know what I mean?

20:45You could be bang into it. Well, that's gross. All right. People, like, no. If I meet someone and porn's a big part of the personality, I will not have anything to do with them. I mean, that's the thing. Like, you see your hobbies. They're not putting this in a job application form, are they? No. Oh, yeah. My hobbies include gambling and porn. Socializing with my friends. swimming at the local pool seeing my family on the weekends walking porn and gambling hire me now oh god I always hated that part of a CV horrible what do you like doing I just like going out with my mates getting pissed on the money that I'm going to earn from this job thank you very much that's all I want I just want to go to Primark buy the latest clothes and then go out with my mates on a weekend worst one I hated at the end of job interviews was now do you have any questions for us yeah and then Can I have the job?

21:36Later on in life because I was always dead well-mannered and I'd be like no actually that's everything covered later on in life someone was like you really should ask a question and you're like I've got any fucking questions? So what? So they've fucking they've deliberately left a hole in the I want to know what the hours are oh you've told us that I want to know what the pay is oh you've told us that have I got the job? Yes I know why am I asking what fucking I know you can't win can you? Well they didn't really ask you a question didn't have any questions covered everything in the interview exactly go fuck yourself do you know what it is I work for myself boom there it is in at 13 yes again I don't know what murdering close arguing online so trolling just having a like alright okay so this is this isn't this isn't hobbies this isn't the hobbies that women find repulsive this is bad habits I suppose yeah yeah maybe these aren't hobbies I thought these were like sports like I was thinking you know where's swimming or where's archery gonna be This is just, right, okay.

22:35Okay. Yeah, that should be higher up. Archery's pretty sexy. Funko. What is Funko? I had to Google Funko. It's them little big head things. I think there's one behind me. Oh, if people collect them. I'm sure there's one of me in the room somewhere. That's something you would collect. Got a few. Argued online now and then. Watch a bit of porn. Don't gamble. Marijuana. Marijuana. Yeah. Yeah, gross. Marijuana, big turn off. That's in at number 12. Just I think after 22. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe 25. After 25, I just find any drug sort of just a bit. Wow, what are you doing? You still do that, do you? Yeah.

23:12Yeah, in at number 10, clubbing. I do believe that nightclubs are not seals.

23:22I mean, it could be. I'd hate both. I'd hate both. I'm not up for either. Do people still do that? Sadly, I think they do, yeah. So, clubbing. Oh, don't. I love seals. I really like seals. Out of all the, like, wet mammals. I really like seals.

23:45Oh, God. Just when I think you can't come up with another one. Out of all the wet mammals? Can you list me five wet mammals? Seals. Otters. Right. Beavers. Yeah. Yeah. Pandas? They do swim. No, not pandas. What are the white ones? What's the call, man? Snow. What are the calls? Snow pandas. What are the calls? Snow pandas. Christopher. Snow pandas. No. Snow pandas. Oh, fucking hell. What are the white bears called? Polar bears. Oh, my God. Polar bears. Snow pandas. Oh, fucking hell. polar bears man oh god I have to have a drink no what air walrus wet mammals am I right yeah thank you I'd give you that I would actually give you that I mean you know whale was up there dolphin was up there you could have had them oh yeah so I was thinking more of things like with fur right yeah wet mammals I don't really know where to go from here go back to this crypto you've got it crypto's the next one right okay terrified of it never done it is it still a legal tender I do believe it is right no idea from what I can gather I do believe the world banks and stuff don't like it but are almost on board with it I'm not sure I know it's just dodgy I'm not getting into it well it's just you see things where like someone's got like 10 billion pounds worth there's a guy who's got billions of it on a password Word-protected hard drive, and he's got one guess left at the password, and he doesn't know what the password is.

25:33But how did he get to that state? Because I think he got some when it was worth fuck all, put a load of it on a hard drive. Again, don't know how it can go. I don't understand. I don't understand it. Neither do I. But he's got like one. Last I heard, he's got like one guess left. And there's another guy who had some hard drive. He's not got an email attached. Recovery. Send this email. I do believe he's a bit more high-tech than that. And there's another guy where his hard drive went to a landfill, and it had like billions on again, and he wanted to buy the whole landfill. It was a fucking mess.

26:00I have to do a fucking mess. Jeez Louise. Makeup. Oh. What makeup? I don't know how it's a hobby, but makeup. I wear makeup when I'm doing TV. Anime. I think men should wear makeup. I think it's unfair that we can't wear makeup. I totally am. You know what? Like, I'm not being funny. Obviously, I've got nothing against men who want to wear makeup. Like, live your life. I love it. Yeah, yeah. But you know, if you've got like a spot or something and you want to cover it, I'm like, cover it. Jeez. How you bit blush on? You think I'm not rocking the Touche Clark to pop the Sainsbury's now and then?

26:32I fucking am. Absolutely. Because I think regular listeners will know I went into my local Sainsbury's and the man who I spoke to less than four times said, oh my God, you look really tired. So that was nice. Anime. Oh, yeah. I love anime. Oh, of course you do. It's a really good anime. Oh, Jesus. Oh, you never see Spirited Away? Check yourself. Is that like Pokemon? Is that anime? Yeah, sort of. No, not my vibe. MTG. how to google it magic the gathering i think it's cards it's like a card game magic the gathering i know post malone's got like millions of pounds worth of magic the gathering cards uh and people do you know what it is each of their own it's not my cup of tea in at number four drinking right okay this new generation don't drink i know they really don't do they don't drink trying to get my nephew to have a bloody half a shandy he's just like i'm I'm not bothered.

27:21And I'm just like... Yeah, well, I mean, he is six. He's definitely six. He's not six. Cosplay... No, it's great at the end of the day. Sorry. Oh, yeah, good for them. They're more health conscious. Cosplay in at number two. Going to comic book conventions and not dressed as... I know what it is. So I don't want to... Yeah, personally for me, absolutely not. But, you know... Some of them are amazing. Some people love that shit. There is a person for every person. Yeah. You know what I mean? You haven't asked cosplay girls about this, otherwise they'd have said they're loving it. Yeah, exactly.

27:54And I've got to be really careful. Now we've got sons. Yeah. Was that number one? No. Cosplay? Number one is comic books. Ah, okay. Which I find to be... Somebody... Fuck you. Some nerdist has wrote that. Someone who's against nerds. Someone who's against nerds. They've asked the girls on the corner smoking. Yeah. Yeah. They want Danny Zuko, and they're not going to get him. Doesn't exist anymore. Yeah. Exactly. Nerds rock. You guys rock. I'm out of nerd. you're a complete you're a total and utter nerd for years when you first started in this comedy world everyone thought you were like lads lads Jordy lads football and some of them still do literally couldn't be further from it and you know I love you for that and I think our kids are going to be a bit geeky like you know they already kind of are so I'm going to take our son up with the Edinburgh Fringe this year our nine year old I mean we were going to come as well me and Rafe but we got shunned yeah he doesn't want you to come do you know one of his main reasons that he wants to go is because I took him to the Forbidden Planet shop in Edinburgh.

28:55Yeah. And I keep trying to tell him that this Forbidden Planet shop's all over. But I'm like, do you want to go to the Fringe? And he's like, yeah, come on, go to that comic book shop again. I'm like, we're at the biggest fucking arts festival in the world. That's only on for a month of the year, and you just want to go to the Forbidden Planet. I know. There's one in Newcastle, mate. Oh, I just, but he loves it, and it's a nice time for you and him to have together. I mean, Ruthie will have a lovely little time. Big shout out to anyone going up there. Funs and Games is on for your kids. Yes. Awesome.

29:15and Olaf Falafel, he was Robin's favourite last year. He's a guy who does a kids' comedy show. He's fantastic. He sent Robin his joke book. They're me two picks for the NFL. Here's a question. How did you enjoy the whole flight getting told jokes? Do you know what? No, but it's 38-year-old though. Knock, knock jokes. I played along for as long as I could. Yeah, again, shout out to Olaf Falafel for sending my son that joke book. He has not fucking put it down. I didn't know there was that many knock-knock jokes in the world. No, I mean, there were some of them I didn't hear and they're never heard before and they were good.

29:51But at the same time, I wanted to poke my eyes out and put them in my ears. What he's been doing as well, what Ovin's been doing is he's been taking them and he's been changing them slightly and like changing them to his own. So it's sort of, he's plagiarizing the jokes, but he's taking them and changing them a bit. So I don't know if, this is my favorite one that he does. I don't know if this is, again, I don't know if this is directly from the Olaf Falafel book or if he's changed it a bit. Right. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting boy who says beans. Interrupting boy who says beans. Beans!

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