Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett

21 Jan 2026 · 55 min · 20 chapters

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Podcast Notes: Sh**ged Married Annoyed Episode with Joel Dommett

Episode Overview

  • Podcast Title: Sh**ged Married Annoyed
  • Episode Title: Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett
  • Hosts: Chris and Rosie Ramsey
  • Guest: Joel Dommett
  • Release Date: [Insert Date]
  • Main Topics: Parenting, life updates, humor, and discussions about pop culture (specifically "The Traitors" and "The Masked Singer").

Episode Highlights

Introduction

  • Joel Dommett joins Chris and Rosie.
  • Light-hearted banter and discussion about their friendship and mutual respect.
  • Joel's recent projects: Hosting "The Masked Singer" and upcoming tour titled "Happy Idiot".

Health and Personal Updates

  • Joel discusses recovering from a varicose vein procedure.
  • Initially underestimated the pain involved.
  • Humorously labels himself a "little bitch" for being a poor patient during recovery.
  • Rosie and Chris share their parenting experiences with young children, highlighting the challenges of caring for a toddler while managing personal health.

Pop Culture Discussions

  • The Traitors:
  • Joel and Rosie bond over their love for the show, discussing its captivating nature and how it has become a point of contention among viewers.
  • Chris humorously admits to missing out on the series until recently.
  • The Masked Singer:
  • Joel explains how he keeps the identities of masked celebrities a secret, adding to the fun of the show.
  • Discusses the excitement from his son, who is a fan of the show.

Parenting Insights

  • The struggles and joys of parenting, especially with two children under the age of three.
  • Joel shares humorous anecdotes about parenting challenges, including how it has transformed his relationship with his wife.

Quirky Anecdotes

  • A listener story about an awkward situation with a previous homeowner leaving behind a placenta in the freezer.
  • Chris and Rosie react with shock and humor, discussing the social norms around such peculiar situations.
  • Discussion around the concept of consuming one’s placenta post-birth, with mixed reactions from all three hosts.

Final Thoughts

  • Joel reflects on the importance of friendship and support in the entertainment industry.
  • Conversation ends with humor about their collective experiences and a light-hearted nudge towards the absurdities of their shared profession.

Key Takeaways

  • Humor in Parenting: The episode emphasizes finding humor in the chaos of parenting, an ongoing theme in Chris and Rosie's lives.
  • Pop Culture Connection: The discussions around "The Traitors" and "The Masked Singer" highlight how television can serve as a bonding point in relationships and friendships.
  • Personal Stories: Anecdotes about health, personal challenges, and humorous listener stories add depth and relatability to the episode.

Conclusion This episode of Shged Married Annoyed** is filled with laughter, relatable parenting struggles, and insights into the lives of Chris, Rosie, and their guest, Joel Dommett. Their camaraderie and wit make for an engaging listen, capturing the essence of navigating life, relationships, and parenthood.

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Chapters

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Joel Dommett's Comedy Journey

2:26 to 3:52

Discussion about Joel's career in comedy and current projects.

“Love you guys for listening and watching.”

Navigating the Industry and Frustrations

3:52 to 7:03

Exploration of frustrations in the entertainment industry and finding support.

“It's like, because you can't be frustrated.”

The Traitors Experience

7:03 to 9:25

Conversations about the show The Traitors and reactions to it.

“Stop it Five, six and seven were explaining to me on the fly and then I watched episode eight and episode nine.”

Varicose Veins and Personal Health

9:25 to 12:13

Joel shares his experience with varicose veins and the surgery.

“you got varicose veins I had varicose veins over there didn't wait Rose I had the V the double V's not the double V's not the double V's oh my god I got the double Vs and I got it done.”

Biting Habits and Hypnosis

12:13 to 17:10

Discussion on habits like biting fingers and Joel's experience with hypnosis.

“I don't think I've ever used the phrase little bitch.”

Skin Care Business Ventures

17:10 to 21:00

The hosts share their experiences and decisions around starting a skincare business together.

“Because I just genuinely think he's a really good soul.”

Celebrity Encounters and Masked Singer

21:00 to 25:40

A light-hearted conversation about celebrity encounters and the Masked Singer show.

“That's a difference to me and you, Chris.”

Parenting Two Kids

27:02 to 28:00

The hosts explore the challenges and realities of parenting two children.

“And I went, oh, my God, it is dumb, O 'Leary.”

The Transition to Parenthood

28:00 to 30:20

Discover the challenges and joys of having multiple children.

“I saw a thing online, and there's nothing truer than this.”

The Complexity of Parenting

30:20 to 31:40

Explore the complexities and emotional depth of being a parent.

“It's completely changed my relationship.”
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The Discussion on Family Size

31:40 to 33:00

Engage in a candid conversation about family planning and child psychology.

“We recently had a lot of moments like that.”

Life in Lockdown

34:33 to 38:34

Hear a humorous recount of parenting during the pandemic and its challenges.

“We all have that dream trip we've been wishing we could go on, but too often life, or usually price, gets in the way.”

The Benefits of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

38:34 to 40:36

Discover the physical and mental benefits of practicing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

“And do you feel like you can now protect your family?”

Excitement around New Experiences

40:36 to 42:00

Join in the enthusiasm over upcoming experiences and friendships.

“And I was like, what are you talking about?”

Excitement Over BJJ and Friendship

42:00 to 43:33

A light-hearted exchange about Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and expressing love among friends.

“If you're going to be rolling with a Gracie, you need to get me involved and you come down.”

Moving Into a New Home: A Disturbing Discovery

43:33 to 46:16

An anonymous story reveals a shocking discovery made after moving into a new house.

“such a 90s reference do you remember Ram Raids they don't happen anymore do they?”

The Shocking Freezer Contents

46:16 to 47:49

The previous owners leave behind an unbelievable item in the freezer, raising eyebrows and laughter.

“We kindly informed them that the bin had been emptied and the placenta was no longer in our possession.”

Discussing the Ethics of Placenta Consumption

47:49 to 49:58

A candid discussion about the practice of consuming placentas and the cultural implications.

“and they're okay with weird fucked up shit like this by the way you fucking hippies I was never in a if somebody had done stuff with my placenta and said, have this, I would have done it.”

Hilarity Surrounding Birth Experiences

49:58 to 51:04

The hosts share humorous insights and anecdotes related to childbirth and parenting.

“I remember being this level of angry woman.”

Capturing the Birth Video

51:04 to 53:02

An amusing recount of recording a birth and the reactions involved in that moment.

“chipping little bits off and having a little bit now and then.”
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1:26Such a good guy. Mr. Saturday Night. He's took away your role as Mr. Saturday Night. I was the blink of an eye. I was Mr. Saturday Night. Very short time. He's actually hurt himself and we'll find out why. Yeah, he limped in. Limped in. Tragic like a little injured puppy. He is going on tour. It starts in February. You can get your tickets at joeldomit.com. It's called Happy Idiot. And obviously he's hosting The Masked Singer, which is back on Saturday nights. And he's also just been announced as one of the new contestants on the next series of Taskmaster. We didn't even talk about it. And he's already filmed it.

1:58We chatted that much and had such a lovely chat we didn't even get a Taskmaster. Oh, God's sake. Or are we just bad at a job? Yeah, it's probably that. Bit of both. No, all that. It's probably all that. We are bad at a job. And so if you are coming on to plug something, just you talk about it. You have to get it in there because we will forget. Because we're not going to get there. We will forget. And if you're watching this, please subscribe on YouTube. Oh yeah, click that subscribe. And enjoy because we had a really, really good chat. It was really good to see. I've had a mint day. What a great day.

2:27Yeah. Well done. Love you. Love you. Love you guys for listening and watching. Enjoy. We had a fight about the jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle. So this is the jingle. We hope you like the jingle.

2:48I think it's me. I think I'm good at getting stuff out of people, you know? Yeah. I do. I think I've got psychopath traits. I think you've both got an enjoyable warmth about you that you were easy to chat with. Trusting. I would trust him. That's why you're great. That's why you're great at your jobs. Bless you so much. Is this going to be called a job? If it can be called a job. It's not a job, is it? Stealing 11. Unbelievable. Stealing 11. But sometimes when you're really, really busy, but you just don't have a normal job. You feel like you can't say, I'm really stressed, I'm really busy. Because when it's not normal.

3:32Do you know what I mean? And the frustrating thing is that it's not frustrating. This is a perfect example. You go, oh, it's so frustrating. And then you feel like you have to apologise and go, oh, it's not frustrating. Because we're all from a world where this isn't the norm. And the only people that you could call to say that you're frustrated is Lou Beckett, Hannah Cooper. but all the other ones. Do you know what I mean? It's like, because you can't be frustrated. You're not, it's like, you're not allowed to be annoyed. Yeah. And in exactly the same way, when I find something's annoying or like frustrated, or I feel like I'm like going through something that I'm like, ah, the only person I could text is Rob Beckett.

4:08Yeah. Who got it? Josh, is this weird? Yeah. Because I can't go to like, my friend who works in a bakery. Yeah, yeah. I'm glad that you guys do that because you often, you were... You've got Carl, I suppose. Carl and Jason. I'm very lucky to have Carl and Jason as very, very close friends. You had a last minute chat to Ed Gamble last week because you went on the Traitors spin-off show without actually ever watching the Traitors. I've done that before, but... I was seething. I was seething. She nearly got me to pull it She nearly got me to pull it Because I just thought You're actually The arrogance The sheer arrogance The problem with that show as well Is that the people who watch it Fucking love it And so if you're not going like Oh yeah You know Paul Did this interesting thing With his hand When he was like Yeah You've got to know it You've got to know it A couple of things One I like to live on the edge Yeah Two Those people don't scare me Yep and three we have been since the moment you do well in a five minute open spot and a promoter goes do you have 20 and you don't have 20 and you go I'll do 20 minutes and you turn up and you stretch that for life bit of crowd work yep 100 % nice room this isn't it nice room yeah what's the local shithole like we wing it as a job no you did but you had to watch the first three episodes I had to watch the first three episodes and we watched them all together and you absolutely loved it and I've been telling you to watch it for months isn't it unbelievable it's so good you know how annoying it is because it's so good yeah and I'm not in it oh no I don't do you know what I mean it's that thing where like you're like oh my god it's so unbelievable it's pushing my singers obviously on and it's like sucking up people to watch traitors and you can't hate it because it's unbelievable I tell you I know all the people who are involved who make it and I just love that Telly's doing well.

6:14So the thing with the Traitors for me, everyone was telling us to watch Traitors. Rosie was telling us to watch Traitors. But Rosie, I love you to death, but you're relatively new in the Telly world. I'm not trying to shit on you here. Oh, I thought you were just going to tell us I've got shit taste in Telly. No, you've got brilliant taste. I knew you'd love it. But I knew it would be a good show, but you're new in Telly. I've seen all of these things being made. I can see behind the curtain. I watch stuff and I go, you know, you watch someone reacting to something and you go, oh, that was a fucking film 20 minutes later.

6:39Yeah, okay, I'm a little bit naive. Traitors cuts through all of that I know how it's done I know what they're doing But it's done so well It takes all of my TV knowledge out of the way And I'm going oh my god it's amazing And yeah and I did I flew by the seat of my pants I watched the first three episodes And then I got the train down to London Watched the fourth on the train And went and did Traitors Uncloaked Worst bit was they were talking about episode fucking nine So I had to have five, six and seven Explain to us on the fly Stop it Five, six and seven were explaining to me on the fly and then I watched episode eight and episode nine.

7:10I don't want to give it away but I know everyone who goes all the way. I know the final six. See, this is the problem, right? This problem about our industry is like you're the fan of Traitors and then he's gone and done Uncloaked and now he knows who's bloody winning it. Oh, I know. There was a part of us that said, like, don't get me wrong, I know Chris has been doing this a lot longer than me but I was like, I watch the show. You've never seen the show yet you've been asked to do it. Worst bit was. I did get a bit cross. You got across and you told us not to do it. And you said, I was going to make an arsehole myself.

7:39And you said, it was really arrogant going and doing it without. But in my defence, you're right. But I did know that I was going to like it. But do you know, at one point, Joel, I went, well, you're right. I'm going to. Why don't you go instead of us? She went, oh, no. And it was literally like, this is your shit. You've dug your own grip. I'm not digging you out of this. I was fucking... But I phoned Gamble and I said, mate, like, pleat. And he went, it's fine. He went, just don't barrel in saying I've never watched it before. Which I did anyway. and we had a good time. It was a great show and I'm now a full on, I love it.

8:12We're going to re-watch season. You should re-watch the celebrity one. So I've got them all to watch. Series two. That was my favourite one. I'm the person I hate. You know when someone comes up to you and goes, I've just started watching Breaking Bad, it's really good and you go, you've got all of that to come. I've got series one, two, three and the celeb special. Should we just like ruin his life right now? Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. You shut your goddamn face. Rosie, should we just, hey, should we just like ruin it? What bit can we tell him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut your goddamn face.

8:47They're related. I'm going to see it before it happens. This is so fun. At some point, at some point during this podcast episode, we're just going to drop a bomb that's going to absolutely ruin your life. I think we just need that clipped up with Joel Dominic, Mr. Saturday Night. You shut your goddamn face. Honest to God. there'll be children there'll be children all over the country who watch a mass singer cry in their eyes when they say that it's so nice in the deli guys if you could make me edgy that'd be fantastic we'll try our best it's not like you came in here with a gangster limp what have you done to your leg what have you done you limped in here right your leg's fucked he's popped two ibuprofins yeah what's the matter last week I had my varicose veins done you got varicose veins I had varicose veins over there didn't wait Rose I had the V the double V's not the double V's not the double V's oh my god I got the double Vs and I got it done.

9:38Lovely people got it done. Wonderful. But please don't doubt me it was hashtag gifted. Well, look, this is the problem. It was hashtag gifted. He got varicose veins. It wasn't. Yes. You have changed so much. I haven't. You can afford to get your varicose veins removed. Yeah, but I did. Look, this is the problem with it. I didn't really know it was hashtag gifted. Right. Until they asked me to hashtag, until they asked me to not pay for it. Right, okay. Okay. Yeah, okay. And so I didn't. Right. Okay. And look, it was great. I got it done. The operation was amazing. I think I underestimated how much of a little bitch I am.

10:28Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am an absolute little bitch. I've done that to myself many a time. And also, my wife is like six months pregnant. So I'm getting no sympathy from her. I'll call you all running around. This is the problem. Why did you get them done now? Because I just, I just, because they asked. Right. So how did they see you on the telly and think, here's Vian's. I was on this, I was hosting this morning. And I thought, I'll ask the doc. You know, usually people have a problem. they ask, they go to the hospital. Unless you're not a GP. Unless, if you're a host of This Morning, you ask the doctor on This Morning.

11:09I would 100 % do that. Oh my God, I would have a DM. Honestly, you would come back from the, if I was listening to that, you would come back from the ads and I'd be going, oh, sorry, so next day, I'd literally, I'd be cocked out. Like, it would be ridiculous. Come back from the break, doing like you fly. Sorry, hi, welcome back. Sorry, that wasn't me too. I was just getting them all looked at. Jesus. And I asked Dr. Zoe, and I said, do you know a Varica Spades place? It's not Varica Spades. And then it just barrelled out of control. I went to a place, had a consultation. They were so nice. And then they were like, come back in January, get it done.

11:39And I was like, yeah, amazing. And because I just assumed that it was going to hurt less. Than it does. Than it does. Because I thought like, you know what, it's 2026. Yeah. They'll just zap them out. Laser them. We can make AI people or something. I thought it was going to hurt. And so I got it done. Operation doesn't hurt at all. All week I've been an awful husband. An awful husband. Just for a week. I've done 11 years. Rosie, I've done 11 years. He's a little bitch all the time. Just constant. I love that I picked little bitch. Little bitch is great. I don't think I've ever used the phrase little bitch.

12:24I looked you in the eyes when I said it. It was quite nice. Rosie may have sent that to you telepathically She may have been in her head going You fucking little bitch If I looked at Chris I would have said cunt You little bitch And so basically I have to At the moment I'll tell you where I'm at currently I need to either be lying down or moving Right okay All or nothing So there's no in between Do you need to stand up for a minute? So if I stand up, then it's bad news. Right, okay. So I'm either walking fine. So I'm doing a lot of walking around the house. Yeah. And then I'll lie down. It's not conducive to parenting.

13:10Okay, no, not at all. Not a two-year-old, no chance. Not at all, but how do you turn down free varicose vein surgery? How do you say that? I can remember when someone offers me something free or work in general, I say yes. like this is like a storyline from fucking Frasier he would get Vargas veins and he wouldn't be able to do his radio show that's literally this is a Frasier storyline it's absolutely preposterous it's preposterous that you got free Vargas veins veins you've not seen the video on his Instagram man it's so funny it's him videoing himself and just as he starts videoing himself completely unplanned the woman goes you've got really muscly legs and he goes I'm glad I got that on film I think I've become a really bad person this ties in perfectly to it and on the same day as me getting my VVs done VVs double Vs yeah yeah yeah what is it I used to bite I used to bite my fingers this is a myth we both do this we've talked about this I pick mine shockingly when I get anxiety I bite my things and I get nervous and I did this right I'm terrible yeah yeah he was trying to solve this out for him and I thought I've got to get it solved I think I've become unrelatable because the way I got it solved is I called Paul McKenna The magician?

14:30It is It was Paul McKenna Hypnotist, he's not a magician He did it, he did it But you did make my bad fingers disappear He did, he went, look, the thumb's gone The thumb's gone Stop it, you've done He's being hypnotised by Paul McKenna I am telling you, I have not bitten my fingers since I left his hotel room.

15:02Paul McKenna doing visits in hotel rooms. You're famous for your 90s famous. What the hell? Oh my God. Did you meet him on this morning? No, I interviewed him on my Radio 2 show. Okay, so through work. Different work. Holy shit. And I was like, I have to solve this. so I right I bite the inside of my mouth and I read somewhere recently that it can cause cancer because obviously obviously yeah it does and I need to stop doing it like my dentist is literally like the inside of your mouth do you want to see it? which bit yeah can I see the inside of your mouth? oh interesting it's gross like that like that inside everywhere it's horrible it upsets us yeah so weird by the way I mean I want to see your veins later well or lack of and I right I might I might not have to go to Paul McKenna is there other hypnotist do you want to see a picture of my veins that I took out yes but first of all can we just can we just log can we just log that the fact in the future if we do break up it might have been because Jewel Dommett pimped you out to Paul McKenna's hotel room wasn't it yep where did the downfall start she spent so much time in Paul McKenna's hotel room it was unbelievable do you know in life when celebrities and you think you get them all mixed up right so you said Paul McKenna in my brain I went Paul McKenna Paul Daniels Yuri Geller I saw all three of them and that's why I said magician so I saw all three and I went I know which one you mean Paul McKenna hypnotist I get anxiety and I bend spoons Yuri Geller what a ledge speaking of celebrity life right you what is this this skincare thing you're doing with Ben Shepard oh this is long Chris is mine by the way I can't work out if you're taking the piss I can't work out if you're taking the piss we're not taking the piss right but the problem is is that people think we're taking the piss which is not a good start for any business no because it's great but it's great PR do you think this is a great idea because everyone's like what the fuck it's great I think it's great and I think Ben Shepard is you in I don't want to be rude 10 years time 10 years I was going to say more but just because he's been on telly for so long but you're very similar I think you're very similar and I actually think I'm really happy that you've connected with somebody and you've found you look like you've found like a really good mate tell you what it's such a lovely thing to hear and I think that's nice because I I constantly doubt myself all the time like I'm sure we all do of course but like it's you know there's certain decisions that you make that you're like oh and even with this business idea that we've come up with we basically got together and we were like we should do something together be really fun and we sort of thought we you know we really love our skincare regime and our routines and what we do and i've got really obsessed with it you're similar really love it yeah and we kept on talking about it for months and then we were like should we start up a thing and then we did and we and we started it and and whether it does well or whether it doesn't do well for me i sent him a text literally yesterday just saying like i i Whatever happens in this whole weird journey, I'm just like really glad that I feel like we've connected.

18:18Because I just genuinely think he's a really good soul. He's a nice, kind face. Good energy. I like him. He's a lovely man. I've always liked Ben Shepard. Someone who just, he works so hard in a job that probably looks like you don't work hard, but he just is so good at it. And when you see him around people, you just go like, oh, this guy, he gets it, you know? and he's got fantastic skin and he's 15 he's he can do is he on the men's health loads of oh you betcha I bet you did you bet yeah I saw him and I was jealous that I have not got a men's health cover that's what happened yeah livid yeah do you know the only thing that was all on your back the varic veins and you're sore on it and you've got rid of them now I've got rid of them it's going to be fantastic perfect fingers perfect veins that's what they call me wow that's it that's it Chris yeah Alan Carr wins it did you not know that no you know I knew he did well oh god damn it I thought it was going to be funnier and then I did it and it just felt so sad it's upsetting it felt so sad that I've done that to you three other series if you don't ruin them honestly one of the best series that you can watch really great and I'm really sorry would you do it then would you do it I think so yeah What would you want to be?

19:43I think, actually, I know everyone says they want to be a traitor, but I couldn't. You couldn't be a traitor. I couldn't be a traitor. You're faithful. Yes, you fucking could. I couldn't. Yes, you could. The stress of it, I couldn't. And I would be so, like, it would be, I would give it away immediately. I'd get picked to be a traitor and I would go so the other way. Maybe. Like a puppy. You've seen Trainspotting? Yeah. Where he throws that panky over the thing and then over the top and he goes down and he goes, no one leaves here until we find out what cunt did it and it was him that would be me I'd be like one of you is a fucking scumbat and they'd be like it's him he's given away so much we know it's him or I would hide it and I would hide it well but then within four days it would be like oh why does Chris look like he's going cold turkey from crack he's sweating he's aging he's going grey within four days the stress would get to us I'd share too much I would ruin it I feel the same I feel like I can't this smile just doesn't hide but that's why but that's why Alan was so good on it though because he was a traitor but he hated being a traitor like you could actually see it was it was you guys should go on it together yeah that would be good wouldn't it that would be so good you together going on because in the new series they're putting lots of people you know now you've seen yeah yeah yeah you guys would be fantastic together well and the best bit they'll go oh my god we know that you guys are married so that's not the twist but then we'll reveal that we're actually brother and sister oh finally that'll be when we're revealing that'll be when we're revealing yeah put this Daisy we can't have it on this we're going to do it primetime BBC One the big secret is that Rose is actually having an affair with Greg Davis yeah yeah yeah it turns out that's it imagine she would never be able to reach him

21:30it's all the same when you're lying down actually I've just got to do I paint the picture What do you mean? That's a difference to me and you, Chris. You're picturing them lying down, obviously, because you're the husband. I was imagining her literally climbing it. Climbing up and like... She can't do a fucking pull-up. She's got no chance. She's got absolutely no chance. Listen, I'm trying. I'm trying.

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24:00So they go, take it off, take it off, take it off. And then we stop the record just before we're about to take it off. And then they get their makeup done and things like that. Mad. And then we go back and then we go, take it off, take it off. And they're like, oh my God, it's this present. So you find out then. It's Chris Robbie.

24:20The voice is so annoying. My son has become obsessed with Masked Singer. Has he? Oh, wow. And it's really cool. So he's two, almost two and a half. So I've sort of been waiting for this moment. Oh, I love that. Such a good short for kids though, isn't it? It's so fun. And now he wakes up and goes like, my singer, my singer downstairs now, TV, my singer. And I was like, this is the best thing ever. Yesterday, we were in a shopping centre and we were walking along and suddenly I feel like it's backfired because now when we were walking along, quite, it was quite busy holding his hand and he started just shouting take it off, take it off take it off, take it off and I'm like shut up, you're embarrassing me so there's two things in that there's one that he's shouting take it off which is horrendous then the other thing is he presents that show and he makes his kid watch it and now he's obsessed with it he's got his kid running some kind of PR and kind of gonzo out there PR like a flash mob like flash mob shit in the middle of Westfield sell his shows that he's on this is awesome it's cute though it's nice what I want to know is no no I want to know this is there ever a moment where they take it off and you don't know who the fuck that celebrity is 100 % 100 % little bitch this dress we

25:49so I've told this story before but I um first series it was this guy who was a politician and everyone was like take it off take it off take it off and producer says my host Alan Johnson and I go oh my god it's Alan Johnson and I in my head I'm like who the fuck is this guy who's this guy he looked like a friend of my dad's I was like can't be Nigel and um and uh this series was the Christmas show was really fun because, well, so it was the first time in seven series where I sort of, I've been really good at keeping the secrets and, you know, even if you do know who it is, you might go like, oh, who is this?

26:34Oh, you know, to keep all the illusion and all of that stuff. And I saw this. Did you see it? You said who it was. Yeah. Before you took the head off. Yeah. Because you knew, you recognised the voice. I don't know what happened on that day. It just like. Oh, I saw this. They were kissing someone and someone guessed who they thought it was. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. That's an interesting thing. And I think I said, oh, that's interesting. And then I heard the person laugh inside the costume. And I went, oh, my God, it is dumb, O 'Leary. What? I've never seen this. They must have left it in, though.

27:11Did they leave it in? I think they did leave it in, yeah. Because it went right. Like, the clip is everywhere. I saw it online. It's like, I've never seen a presenter ruin a format. That is funny. Their own format so quickly. Do you know what I mean? It was like, I've just completely, completely ruined it. It'd be like Bradley Walsh giving out all the answers on the chase.

27:36Just awful. I'll tell you what it is, love. Yeah, don't worry, I got this one. I got this one. Me and Paul said I had the head. I was mad. absolutely mad it is a great show was the last time I saw you when we did Comic Relief together no I saw you we did our we did your show on BBC together with Hannah last time you saw me and Hannah she was pregnant with one that was our show yeah oh my gosh yeah yeah it was so good by the way yeah and then maybe it was after Comic Relief the last time you saw it are you finding out this baby or not if you know you don't have to tell us we know we know and we're sort of keeping it secret with people yeah of course but I don't really know like can you So tell me what's the vibe with two?

28:19Like, what's going to happen? Oh, so... Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm sorry. I know. I saw a thing online, and there's nothing truer than this. So one kid is one kid. Two kids is five kids. Right. That's the best way I'm describing it. Right. Why is that? What happens? It's just another person. So it's not doubled, in my opinion. It doesn't double it. It's not times two. The two goes little and goes above it, and it's like to the power of two. Like it's multiplied the tiredness, multiplied the stress, all the difficulty of having the first kid, but there's another kid there. Because what you've got to remember is you're having another kid, but the other kids, all their stuff they still do, whether they don't sleep properly or whether you're potty trained or whatever, that's still very much there.

29:18But you know what it is? It's like the best. This is the thing. Being a parent is the best thing that I've ever done in my entire life. And the worst. But it's the worst. It's also the worst. It's so hard. But we're at 10 and 5 now and it's awesome. We went to Edinburgh for a couple of nights over Christmas. We had the best time. So good. Like we were around the castle, museums, we got room service and it was just awesome. But you're currently at the very, you're at the other stage. Is it like this, so is it this point where they're both still really excited by things and they play, with that age difference, they play with each other.

29:59Is it like... They will, but not all the time. I wish we'd done it sooner. Right. So you're going to have a two-year-old and a brand new baby or you're going to have a three-year-old and a brand new baby. yeah so two and a half year difference basically that's perfect that's gonna be absolute fucking carnage apart from they will play together a lot more than us fine okay but then once the youngest one gets to the point where you can reason with them as well you're gonna have the best little gang and then when they go to school the best little gang fucking school drop them off at school I just don't know what I did before like I know it's all there's probably a thing with kids is that it's all the cliches yeah and I'm finding it really difficult to talk about it on stage because I'm really enjoying it, even though, like you say, it's really difficult and all this different things.

30:47It's completely changed my relationship. It's completely changed my life. It consumes everything that I do. But I just, the feeling I have about it is, like even talking about it, I just have this insane amount of love and respect for every other parent in the world that suddenly I'm like, oh, I understand. You could never explain it to me. No, you cannot explain it until you do it. It's so weird, right? It's like someone who's never watched The Traitors before. And then suddenly you get it, man. You get it. Yeah. It's just awesome. It's just like, and I find it really hard to talk about it because I haven't figured out that thing where I'm like, oh that's my that's my funny route to it because right now all I want to do is just go on stage and be like fucking fuck man fuck isn't it fucking fucking fuck shit but that's it that's it that's your route it's a nice angle I've never heard the angle yeah never heard the angle like what the fuck what the fuck just mad do you want any more after this one are you to and done yeah thinking yeah we don't know i mean it is that weird thing well you now we're talking about three and i said what after one i was like no done one what why is the problem with one why does everyone have problem with one what is that thing oh maybe people did it because they want to have like someone else for the baby to play with and blah blah it's not a thing anymore we've got those things to play with yeah you know if we understand child psychology more one's fine and then you're like I want to know that I think it's more for you I think selfishly I want another baby because I was like I want to do this that's the thing as exhausting as it was as painful as it was as awful as being pregnant was I was like I want another one of them I want to copy that the thing is when you're when the next baby comes you're going to have moments where you're so stressed and so much is going on and you're literally you and Hannah are going to look at each other and go fucking no we're having another one no chance and then there's going to be moments where you go do we have another one?

32:57We recently had a lot of moments like that. No, no, no. We have them independently. That's what's really lucky. So she'll go imagine another one and I'll go I will I will throw your body in the sea. I'm not scared. And then and then that rule reverses. Sometimes I'll go actually three's good and she's like don't you fucking love it. You still haven't got a vasectomy so there's part of me that's like are you still alive? After I've had my varicose veins done I'll get the vasectomy yeah yeah yeah let's deal with those veins first and then that vein lasts veins gotta be done I cannot have drool dom and have better veins than me the big vein eczema is unpredictable but you can flare less with Epglyss a once monthly treatment for moderate to severe eczema after an initial four month or longer dosing phase about four in ten people taking Epglyss achieved itch relief and clear or almost clear skin at 16 weeks and most of those people maintain skin that's still more clear at one year with monthly dosing EbGliss, Librikizumab, LBKZ, a 250 milligram per two milliliter injection is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older who weigh at least 88 pounds or 40 kilograms with moderate to severe eczema.

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35:51just let me know if I read this too quick yeah

35:56he's gonna tell us it's so good I like the idea that he tells the story and we go well we'll laugh and we'll have a lovely time and then afterwards the producers go that's not what was written on there he just made he fucking made that up he's off his nose by the way Hannah's a really patient lady because if you got your varicose veins done while we had a two year old and six months pregnant I would have hit the roof to be fair I've been awful. Yeah. I've been awful. Do you know that when we had our second child, he was 10 days old and I broke my ankle running around a field with a dog. Remember this?

36:31I remember this. I swear to God. I couldn't help in any way, shape or form around the house. I had a C-section as well. She had a C-section. She couldn't move and I broke my ankle. Sure. And it was lockdown. And it was lockdown. Remember bubbles? Remember bubbles? It was mad. Lockdowns. That is so much happening all at once. That was so, yeah, yeah. That was a real bad time. So I used to walk around the house with crutches, with a big blue IKEA bag around my neck, and put stuff in, and then, yeah. Such an image. And actually, looking back, you really did more than you should have on that angle.

36:59Oh, God, yeah. And I really appreciate that. I got the physio from Strictly to come up and do work on my leg. He had us walking again in like three weeks, because I was like, she's going to fucking kill me. He's no Uri Geller. That's what I'm telling you. We've become unrelatable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've become unrelatable. Oh no, my knee Call the guy from Strictly Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm like, call him Paul McKenna Even better now I've got an even better physio now No offence to the guy Who's got from Strictly Fucking brilliant Not through a celebrity connection Through Rosie's friend Her best friend for her whole life Her husband His mate at uni Is the England first team physio He's my physio now He came to mind the other day Oh, the other week, sorry To sort out Was it me elbows, me arms Something was up He came to sort something out And then he went and did fucking Jordan Henderson literally the day after he went and sorted Jordan Henderson out I was like oh there we go I hate it when I come in though when you're on that fucking bed I hate it oh god he's got the sitting room he's on that bed and I'm just walking back going you are not an athlete why are you doing this like imagine it from his perspective when he's like working on like Jordan Henderson he's just like oh yeah just we're like absolute athletes at the top of their game and Jordan Henderson's like oh what are you doing tomorrow he's just like oh some guy who just can't lift his arm because he's just become a bit shit alive some old man who does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and he's he's hurt his wrist do you do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu yeah mate I need to get to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu me and Ben were saying we need to do it do it do it I'm a blue belt are you dangerous do it everyone in this building I'll kill them all I'm not scared it's amazing for the brain it's amazing you'd love it you'd get obsessed you would get obsessed with it it's the best it's the best thing I'm the happiest ever when I come off that mat.

38:46And do you feel like you can now protect your family? I could definitely run faster than them. Push them over. Push them over and leg it. Fitness levels are through the roof. I was telling Rosie a couple of times, so if your mates are having a bit of fun playing with you, it's like now, it's like now. Like it's quite good. Like a guy, one of the lads grabbed us at the end and tried to get us into this thing in a bar and I was just like within two seconds I was behind him. I went, are we going to stop now? And he was like, okay. It's quite good. That's the dream. It's quite good. No, it's the sad loser when Chris was younger.

39:18It's cold in a midlife crisis. Yeah, you've found your inner strength. You're a karate kid. It's very, very good. I absolutely love that. It's when someone comes in the gym between like someone comes in who's fucking massive and they've never done it before and they're like that and you literally, it's like fighting a baby and you're like, this is, I feel so powerful. Don't get us wrong. If he was allowed to punch, kick or bite, I'd be dead, but he's not allowed. He's just got to play by the rules of my game now and I'm fine. But if he got us in the car park, I would be murdered in seconds. And Rosie, what is it like from your perspective when he comes back from rolling around with sweaty men?

39:53Disgusting. I call it Cuddle Club. Cuddle Club is good. Yeah, definitely. So what you've got to remember, you've got to take into this account, which I don't think you would like. Chris has come home before and he's got a scratch on his eye. And I'm like, oh God, what the fuck? Like, what happened to that? And he's like, oh, I don't know if that's a toenail or a fingernail. and that's one of the grossest things and I don't know if it was mine or someone else's and I just think no you've got a spot on your arm today and he says it's off the mats I'll be off the mats he's got ringworm every other month like it's vital no so yeah black eye we did telly yeah we did TV show had a black eye you had a black eye some people people's cleanliness is upsetting some people they'll take their gear off and they'll just put it in the corner of their room and they'll leave it for a week and then they'll wash it and then they'll come back and it just smells like what's it like ammonia smells like ammonia someone at the gym every time I roll with them I go I've got food these clothes away I just throw them away when I get back because it's pointless yeah yeah and it's like how are you avoiding that guy because he's scared of him I'm scared of his fucking smell I'm excited you're a lot better like anxiety wise and sort of stuff like that it's very good for that so you know mate if you and Ben want to yeah well this is again another celeb thing Ben was like we need to do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu I was like oh why and he went today I was talking to the man who came up with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

41:13And I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, yeah, yeah, he's going to introduce us to it. Roger Gracie or something. So hang on, no, you're first introduction. So Roger is third generation, I think. Something like that. Roger, but Roger's really good. I mean, all the Gracies are amazing. So Helio Gracie was the grandfather of it. And then Helio had like Hickson and like Hoist. And I think Roger, Roger might be Hickson Gracie's son. Is he living in America? And he does loads of videos online. I think there's loads of them and they're all killers. I did not expect this to turn into a Who Do You Think You Are?

41:46Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is amazing. I can't believe your first role is going to be with the founder. The third generation. Sums it up, doesn't it? Unbelievable. Do you know that people are just paying stuff on their nails to stop them biting it? He fucking phones Paul McKenna. He goes to the source. He goes to the source. Hey, listen, I'm going to try and go with Paul McKenna. Listen, you need to get me involved. If you're going to be rolling with a Gracie, you need to get me involved and you come down. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah, you can watch me get destroyed or whatever right you Joel and Ben Shepard is something that I don't need to say come on that'd be all sweaty I'm coming down just sweaty the worst bit'll be when I roll the worst bit'll be when I roll with a Gracie and they go who the fuck gave you a blue belt this is so exciting oh sorry this is so exciting read this story Joel come on three three absolute midlife crisis three of the whitest men in the country I'm so excited this is so great you look great by the way you both look fabulous absolutely so whatever both of you are doing is working I'm assuming you're not doing can't wait I get all my free skin no I am not that's going to be good it's going to be good this is great this is the thing whenever we see each other Chris or speak or text we don't see each other enough and I just want to say I love you I love you too I love that that's nice though I've got two sons and I think men should tell each other that they love each other more.

43:10Jaws want me good ones. Jaws want me good ones. I've got a handful. I don't have many comedy friends. Jaws want me good ones. I'll take that. I'll take that. I love that. I wouldn't have said that if I wasn't completely off my tits. I have got no excuse. I just love Jaws. I am six in Europe and D because I'm fucking... I'm all right. Should we get my gin and tonic? This is unbelievable. I'm going to do a ram raid after this. Let's fucking go. such a 90s reference do you remember Ram Raids they don't happen anymore do they? what's a Ram Raid? a Ram Raid they literally get in a car and then they drive into a newsagent and steal chocolate I think that's a terrorist attack yeah no it's a Ram Raid you drive it in it's an interesting story the Barber outlet is in the town where we're from Barber is from South Shields can you remember when everyone had the quilted jackets everyone had the Barber quilted jackets wax quilted not wax just the quilted ones everyone had them in South Shields everyone knew someone who could get one because they were all back of a lawyer jobs because they used to ram raid the barber factory all the time.

44:11What happened was someone who works there got the forklift truck, parked it next to where they were ram raiding. Stop it. And put the forklift blades, car, height. It got ram raided. Someone nearly got a head taken off. It never got ram raided again. Wow. Love that story. Just part the forklift right here. Go on, drive in, dickhead. Go on. Oh, that's great. You know what's hilarious? If someone had died, they'd have got done for murder. That was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, that went. I like to bring stories down. Yeah, thanks. No, I just don't, you know, shit all over it, it's fine. Right, go on, go on.

44:48And you wonder why I wore a roller round with sweaty men for pleasure. Because I live with this.

44:55Okay, here we go. Hi, Chris and Rosie. Please keep me anonymous. Oh, God, it's my obvious. Absolutely. You do auto-cue. You should be good at this. All he can hear in his head is...

45:11Please keep me anonymous. Last summer, we moved into our new house. Very kindly, the previous owners had left us all white goods, including a lush American-style fridge-freezer. Winner! Nice. Oh, nice. Okay. On moving day, we realised there were a few bits left in the freezer. So we thought, oh well, they've left in a hurry and threw it all in a kitchen bin. Fast forward two days And the kitchen bin was full My husband picked up the bin bag And what appeared to be Bloody meat juices Was dripping Onto the kitchen floor We hurriedly Put it in the wheelie bin And came back to disinfect The floor and bin Assuming Whatever the previous owners Had left in the freezer Was a joint of meat Oh god It's not though is it It's not It's our podcast It's not a joint of meat It's a Rabbit's head I don't know Something horrible Come on We went out that day and were surprised to receive a message back from the previous owners to ask if we had possibly come across their forgotten item in the freezer No, God, no Oh, they want it back?

46:12It's a fucking pet It's a dead pet, Rosie Come on It's a dead dog or something It's a dead dog or something This is awful It's a big American freezer On reading this message my husband and I simply could not believe what the contents of the freezer had been

46:27It was the placenta Nah No Oh no From when they had their daughter Good God Who is now six years old No Shut the fuck up Oh there's no goodness left in that That's gone No all of the I don't know if it's true or not It's not like mine You kind of age it Surely there's like a six months How do you Best before date There's more to come Oh Jesus Let's read to the end Okay alright That's right A six year old placenta That they just left behind But wait When we were informed The previous owner That sadly the placenta had been thrown away, they asked, if it's only in the dustbin, maybe you could pass it to the neighbour we are still friends with.

47:10Go and shut the... No. No. And they could keep it for us. We kindly informed them that the bin had been emptied and the placenta was no longer in our possession. What the actual heli, it had been defrosting for three days. Oh. Right. Right. Some people, some people are so unhinged and I don't know entitled isn't the word but it almost kind of is like you threw our placenta away might be no one north of York is fucking cracking on like this right that is so well can you just get out of the bin and give it to a neighbour who we're still in touch with and they're okay with weird fucked up shit like this by the way you fucking hippies I was never in a if somebody had done stuff with my placenta and said, have this, I would have done it.

48:01I think... What were we talking? Curry? Stir fry? No, like tablets. Oh, tablets. We did the tablet thing. Did you do the tablet thing? We did the tablet thing. It was frustrating because it's actually quite a lot of admin. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm not doing my own placenta. It's a bit of liver. And then you're like, oh my God, we've got a baby. Baby, oh, what? What do you do? And then you've got to fill out a form. The first thing you do, you're like, um, I've got to send off the form. there's too much admin and then you put it in a freezer and a man on a motorbike picks it up and that guy's Paul McKenna what do you mean you did the tablets what do you mean you did the tablets I think you dry it and then like yeah they like said professionally they get all the bacteria out of it and apparently the placenta has really loads of goodness oh yeah it's really good and it's like because as a woman you kind of birth it out but actually that's where all of your good stuff kind of so you can put it back in but six years later The problem is, is that they made it into gummies, right?

49:01Placenta gummies. I fucking love a gummy. Don't tell me you had a placenta gummy. They were on the table for Hannah to just pop out, right? So they're for their mother. Yes, of course they're for their mother. Why do you... You haven't birthed out a placenta. You've lost any iron. What are you taking? Well, just have a fucking pint of Guinness and shut up, you fucking filthy hippie. What's going on? He's taking Hannah's placenta. Right, so you're not supposed to. He loves a supplement this fucking old. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hannah's got more iron than me. I'm not having this. I haven't been to the gym for a couple of days.

49:35Get some more iron in these masses. Right, okay, sorry. So I might have sweepingly called everyone who eats a placenta or a hippie there. So it's for the mother who is breastfeeding and who is completely depleted from this incredible ordeal she's been through to get some of the goodness back in her. Yeah. I wholeheartedly apologise. No, you're fine. I watched a programme once where somebody kept it in their house and they put like lavender and rosemary on it. Watch the same one. I remember being this level of angry woman. Yeah, it was all that. But there's stuff you can do now. Do people like treat you like a roast?

50:06Yes. That's exactly what they did. They kept this presenter in like a tray and they just put like dry petals. Remember, we watched it together. I do remember, yeah, yeah. And like lavender and just like herbs. But it went like all like out of date and horrible. They had it as an ornament. They just had it as an ornament. It was a room odorizer. It was disgusting. You know how people hang those dream catchers from a window? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels like that sort of vibe. It's got a placenta. Yeah, fucking nightmare catcher. That was horrible. That was awful. So at some point, I assume they've sort of come back with a placenta in a bag.

50:47And that, to me, that image feels wrong. because it does feel like sort of you've decapitated someone. Yeah. Yeah. And you've brought it back and you put it in the freezer. But why would, after six years? After six years is what they've been doing. Come on. Unless they've been like chipping little bits off and having a little bit now and then. That's cannibalism in my opinion. Why is it still there? I mean, I've got stuff in the freezer that shouldn't be there. That's it. That's it. To me, right, freezer space, sacred as fuck. Like, if there was a placenta taking up room in our freezer I'd be raging yeah I had to take my athlete's ice patch ice pack thing out because she was kicking off yeah do you know what I mean yeah got to take it out you're like Chris we've got to take the placenta out it's got to go it's got to go it's got to go it's it's freezer space it's that bin must have fucking reeked oh it's like the only way I can I think a placenta looks like a really big bit of liver you know liver I love liver I did all the stuff and prepared for the birth and like tried to read all the books and tried to do all the stuff of, we listened to like YouTube tutorials about taking you through each step of all the birth and stuff.

52:00And I just think I forgot that because you're all in the madness of the birth and it's all crazy. And you pick your birth plan on the birth plan. I said that I was going to, I was going to, I was going to deliver the baby and give it to, because I picked that because I thought that would be a funny challenge. You want to be business end? What the fuck? I went, of course I'm business end. What the fuck? I might as well have been in a different room. I was not business end. I wasn't in it at BC and that. I didn't want to see you. Well, I wanted you to take photos and you wouldn't. No fucking chance.

52:33I wanted to do a video. Absolutely no chance. This is going to make you all like that. But we, Hannah was like, no, I don't want videos. I don't want to do any of that stuff. And it was fine. Totally get that. but when it was happening I knew it was going to happen so I just put the video on my phone and I just set it up so making sure non-business end you know I know my angles I work in telly the moment and it's honestly one of the most special things I know it's mental yeah I can imagine it's like honestly I thought you were about to slag it off oh it's unbelievable I would play it for you but it's like the noise of it because it's it's so funny we and we try and watch every this is the mad thing whenever you've had like a hard day or a day where you're just like oh if you sit down and watch that video it sort of takes you back to like the majesty of it all it's so ridiculous because it is fucking insane but like the whole thing so hannah's giving birth and she's doing it so well she's amazing she's You've been there for 36 hours or something insane.

53:39And then I try and catch it so that the midwife goes, take your baby, take your baby. I shouldn't have picked it on the form because I was never going to catch it in school. Did you drop it? I didn't drop it, but I was very, they slidey things, man. There's all that white stuff on. Yeah. Trying to catch a rugby ball when it's a rainy day. Yeah, yeah. And then you sort of take it and then gave it to Hannah. And you get shouted up by the midwife. I don't like that. Yeah, it's a lot going on. You should know. And on the video, the thing that I really, it's obviously an amazing moment. And Hannah's like, oh God, oh my God.

54:19I'm like, oh, oh, oh my God. And you hear this cry from the baby. And there's like this silence. And I just go, oh God.

54:31I feel like that, oh God, was like the start of the rest of my life. Brilliant. brilliant yeah have you hang on though have you still got that video still got the video you need to if you could sort of like not have Hannah you need to play that at the end of your stand up yeah that's a good idea actually oh god oh god oh god that's wonderful oh god yeah we've got to wrap it up we've got to we've got to guys told three times yeah we've got to go on anymore Joel always a pleasure could talk to you for hours mate yeah it's an absolute pleasure thank you so much I'm always so pleased you guys are doing so well and I'm very happy for you and very happy for you and your family and you, you're flying mate next time I see you, arm locks, chokes mate, I can't wait I can't wait to pretend wrestle it's going to be great are you, Ben and Chris, going to have a threesome?

55:20yeah not sexual a threesome of technique, power, precision and sweat I've got a gay friend, Cuddly, he listens to this he would pay good money to see you three I think together Tell him to make an offer Tell him to make an offer I know he owns his own business So tell him to make an offer Yeah We know Tony's got a shelf left

55:47Let's go I need Paul McKenna's number Thank you very much Thank you Bye Thank you

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From the publisher

Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!) celebrity doctors and life with two children.

Joel discusses his most recent procedure which has him in a fair amount of pain, Brazilian jiu jitsu and his new collaboration with TV's Ben Shepherd! All of this and SO much more!
You can watch Joel host The Masked Singer on ITV and catch up on ITVX. You can also find Joel on tour throughout 2026 with his show 'Happy Idiot', find tickets at joeldommett.com

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