Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mo Gilligan

13:12Chris Ramsey:sorry so as comedians Rosie we've done them a couple of times we did Jet 2 Christmas party we did the corporate gigs in the corner of Christmas

13:20Mo Gilligan:yeah I've done a couple of corporate ones yeah so they call it

13:22Chris Ramsey:if anyone listening or watching who doesn't know what's down with me it's like a corporate gig is basically a big company will book you as a comedian to either host an awards ceremony or just do it like an after dinner speech

13:31Mo Gilligan:I've done Dreams Beds recently

13:33Chris Ramsey:Dreams Beds he did you I've done in the past I've done Home Bargains ooh

13:38Rosie Ramsey:Chris gets the quite like

13:41Chris Ramsey:They're on brand.

13:42Rosie Ramsey:They're on brand for me. They're very on brand for me.

13:45Mo Gilligan:Have you done Domino's? Have you done Domino's? I've done Domino's pizza. That was quite fun. Fuck me. I got pizza on a train with Domino's. I should have done the Domino's one. The Domino's one I'd done was really fun, but they're very like, they're very like rivalry. But yeah,

13:58Chris Ramsey:love doing the corporate. Well, my point is, I mean, talk about specific, you would tear the fucking roof.

14:05Rosie Ramsey:I know. Of a Joe Malone corporate.

14:07Chris Ramsey:You would? I could stand at the back and watch it and I wouldn't get a single gag because you would be specific. It would be the most tear-like. They're missing a trick. Joe Malone, if anyone ever had a Christmas party, oh my God, you would kill.

14:21Mo Gilligan:You would kill. Because they're owned by Esther Lauder now. So when... I'm fucking not too old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Joe sold it. Joe sold it. Yeah. And now it's owned by Esther Lauder. But when I used to work there, they used to have like a staff shop that you could go to and you can get all this Estelle, all the stuff. So they own brands like Tom Ford and stuff. So you can get the Tom Ford cosmetics. I'll get my sister and like some Bobby Brown makeup and stuff like this. So yeah, like working there was quite cool. Like some of the perks and stuff. Yeah, listen, I told them, I was like, listen, man, I'm here for Christmas adverts, you know?

14:57Mo Gilligan:I've even got the vision for the advert. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Creative director. I've got the vision. So it's me working in the shop and it's, you know, it's gift wrapping. and someone's like do you want help with that and I'm like no no it's alright and then I imagine Christmas in my house what a wonder it's the most and it's me like lighting my big mansion and then it's like oh sorry madam and yeah that's the advert I've got it there can Ian Wright be in it though I've written the advert Ian Wright's got to be in it yeah Ian Wright's got to be in it getting a massage

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16:53Rosie Ramsey:We worked in retail as kids, didn't we? Everywhere I've worked now has gone into liquidation. Where did you work? Gadget shop. Gadget shop. Gadget shop.

17:01Chris Ramsey:Do you remember gadget shop?

17:01Rosie Ramsey:Do you remember that?

17:02Chris Ramsey:You know, man, you could go in, you could do the hands in the nail things. In the nail thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:07Rosie Ramsey:He's mad. Yeah.

17:09Chris Ramsey:You just stand outside in the inflatable sumo suit.

17:12Rosie Ramsey:Yeah. I left college, didn't finish my AS levels, like the first year of college. I got a full-time job at the gadget job. Really? Like, yeah, I loved it though. It was meant, like, I dressed in a sumo suit. Yeah, yeah. It was class. And then Dorothy Perkins, that's gone. Dorothy Perkins. Dorothy Perkins, yeah. Tammy Girl, no, because Tammy Girl turned into Dorothy Perkins. River Island's actually still going. I work at River Island. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's still going.

17:37Chris Ramsey:All sports I work at. All sports.

17:39Rosie Ramsey:All sports. I think it teaches you a lot working in retail. Like, you've really got your people skills.

17:45Chris Ramsey:I was on£2.75 an hour. £2.75? £2.75 an hour. What year is this then? This was 1901. No, this was... I know, I know.

17:54Rosie Ramsey:2001.

17:56Chris Ramsey:2001.

17:57Rosie Ramsey:No, we left school 2002, so 2003.

17:59Chris Ramsey:It must have been 2003. I remember being in college and I got the job there. And I remember everyone said, how are you£2.75? That's illegal. And it was because we were on a commission basis. So you could get commission. But this was South Shields High Street, all sports. And yet when you got commission, if the store hit its target, it never hit its target.

18:23Mo Gilligan:Is it?

18:24Chris Ramsey:Never hit its target.

18:25Mo Gilligan:Isn't that crazy now? Because you know, if that was the case now, you'd be straight on TikTok. because I feel like now I'm seeing secrets of people that work in retail and they tell you what happens behind the scenes but I just feel like I get it but I'm like I don't know man I don't want to see the secrets you don't want to know yeah I get it if you're being underpaid though yeah do you know what I mean but I've seen one where someone got dismissed and is like what I got dismissed I'm going to tell you how we cook the chicken I said oh oh I know that really upsets me actually

18:52Rosie Ramsey:don't do that yeah like fast food restaurants especially I like to live in a world where I don't know what goes on

18:58Mo Gilligan:I don't know what happens I don't want to know how you make your burgers

19:00Rosie Ramsey:or who's spitting in them or whatever. Don't want to know. What was it?

19:04Chris Ramsey:Was it a Domino's or was it a burger? It was a McDonald's. Someone posted a photo. No, no, they got him. A guy put a photo on social media of him standing barefoot in the trays of lettuce. And he was like, this is your lettuce. That's going in your burgers. And he put it on Reddit or something. And they fucking found him and they sacked him. Good. It was amazing. They literally sleuthed him online. Boom, it's there, it's that, it's this and the timings and all this. And they found exactly who it was, the branch it was and who the guy was and the sacrum i don't miss you've read it though

19:30Rosie Ramsey:read it is crazy read it is serious i've never do you go on it i've delved onto it you know what i

19:36Mo Gilligan:tried to find out they've got these cameras when you drive and for the life of me i would see them on lampposts and i'm like what is that and i thought it was a camera and i didn't know what it was and it was just bugging my brain because i was like i don't know what it is a camera and i went on read it and then they said it's not it's basically to to judge how much traffic is coming in the air whether they're going to put speed bumps that's what they're telling you'll see them on a lamppost and it's a camera and i was sitting there just like what's that yeah i need to know what we're being we're being watched oh yeah we're always being watched we're always being

20:08Rosie Ramsey:watched oh yeah yeah i think the sooner we come to terms with the fact that we are constantly

20:11Mo Gilligan:monitored and watched then it's just easier do you do you ever have that thing where like you go on social media and you see the thing that you've been thinking about all said it pops up yeah yeah

20:24Chris Ramsey:thinking is a scary one

20:26Rosie Ramsey:thinking is scary I know yeah

20:28Chris Ramsey:so during during the dreaded COVID can you remember that bike ride I went on and I bumped into a guy I used to box with and I came back and I was a shell of me for myself

20:38Rosie Ramsey:is this the conspiracy conspiracy theorist man

20:42Chris Ramsey:dude this guy I bumped into him right I was on my bike ride and I just randomly bumped into him and I was like hiya and it was all you know elbows and high fives were your feet time and he just grabs us and hugs us and he was like oh and he was like all of this and I'm not kidding, he went from zero to 100 and he said there's something like, there's metal, there's metal falling down from the sky and it can read to a brain and he said he was on his phone and he needed to get something, cat food or something and he was going, and I didn't write it in my phone. I thought it and I used to go another, from where I met him, I used to go another couple of miles and I just took a shortcut straight home and I was just like, fucking killed us, remember?

21:19Chris Ramsey:He took years off my life, that fella. years up, but he said the thing in it. Apparently, you can think something and your phone will pick it up.

21:27Rosie Ramsey:I don't know about that. No, come on. Nah. What do you reckon?

21:31Mo Gilligan:You reckon you can? I do in a weird way of, not a weird, I do in a positive way. If I think, if I want something and it happens, I've done that a few times. I'm very big into things that are more of attraction. Yeah, me too. Definitely. Very, very huge in that. But I do think we've, I think social media knows us better than we know ourselves. It's your algorithm.

21:51Rosie Ramsey:It knows what you're watching. What I like, what I want to buy,

21:55Mo Gilligan:what I don't want to buy, what I might put in the bar, because I'm a big fan of putting stuff in the basket, not buying it.

22:00Rosie Ramsey:Oh my God, I do that.

22:01Mo Gilligan:I do that all the time. All the time. All the time.

22:04Rosie Ramsey:What is that? Is that just the thrill of going, I might buy that? Is it like shopping, but then you don't have to pay anything? A little bit. I swear to God, it's all I do. Do you know what's different? I don't buy anything.

22:13Mo Gilligan:I think what's different for me now is knowing I can afford the thing, but do I need it? So that's why I keep it in there. and I'm like if I go back to in a week I know if I really need it and then if it's sold out I'm like I didn't really want it or maybe I did really want it but I do that a lot in a basket but I heard that now what they do they know when you put things in your basket so they send you specialised offers because they're like right you've put this in your basket for a week so let's send her 15 % and she's more likely to buy that because it's in a basket

22:42Rosie Ramsey:and it works because I'll get an email oh no I hate this though I'll get an email going did you forget something? oh so passive aggressive i'm like no i know i know i didn't buy it

22:58Rosie Ramsey:we saw you looking i hate i'm actually i get really irritated and then i read it and i'm like no my amazon i buy

23:07Chris Ramsey:so much on amazon it's crazy and i was on the train i was on the train yesterday and i showed you we're getting so for the actual podcast we wear the big the big massive things but you can get the little i saw john robbins and ellis james wearing the little in-ears that go on the back but they're like studio monitor headphones um so i ordered them i ordered some like cables for them and some other old podcast stuff and i'm like go to checkout and then it pops up with a like what about the other stuff you normally buy the fucking range of shit it offered us i swear to god right water filters for the coffee machine yeah uh dishwasher dishwasher discs um uh printer paper and multivitamins it was like do you know what these you're always getting these i was like

23:45Mo Gilligan:what the fuck is my life? Don't you find this mad with Amazon when you can't get it the next day? Like I bought something for the bread and it took a week and I was a few months like, what do you mean it's coming in a week? It should be here tomorrow

23:56Rosie Ramsey:because I want it tonight.

23:58Mo Gilligan:It should be here tomorrow. You know, I used to buy a lot of electricals on Amazon. Yeah. Especially during the pandemic, I buy like a memory card. So I wanted this camera, right? It's like a little DJI. So I was like, I'm going to get this camera. I was going away. And when it came, I opened it and someone had clearly put their hand in and took the camera out. So, and what they replaced it with was two bottles of lube. I swear on my life. I swear on my life. I was raging. So I called up, I called up Hamilton. I said, excuse me, my camera's in here. They said, oh, we're so sorry about that. I said, they've replaced me with something.

24:36Mo Gilligan:I said, what are they replaced me with? I said, two bottles of lube. And then I swear on my life. So then I was like, okay, so we're going to investigate it, but can you send it back? So at this point I was like, well, I don't want to send back. Sorry, I've already used it. Sorry, Scott. So I was so embarrassed. I just said, look, I'll take the hit. And I just had two bottles of lube.

25:02Chris Ramsey:Was that always a weird thing? Yes, yeah. I was fuming.

25:08Mo Gilligan:Hey, Siri, how many bottles of lube wears the same as a Canon 4D? Because you know, like with Amazon, they'll put like, you know, the boxes that the camera comes in. It's only like, it's very small. It's not very big. So I think at the time I might have bought two. So sometimes when I buy electronics, I'll buy the one that might keep a home and buy the one that I travel with. Especially if it's like something I can use remotely. So, and it's small, but Amazon do that thing where they give you so much packaging and a huge box for something so small. So I think someone's just being like, hang on, let's have a, because I needed to give them the code.

25:39Mo Gilligan:So once I give them the code, because then it's like, well, it's my word against theirs. Do you know what I mean?

25:45Rosie Ramsey:Amazon have got such a good business model in the fact that I've never sent anything back.

25:49Mo Gilligan:Never.

25:50Rosie Ramsey:I couldn't even tell you how. I actually got an eye cream recently, right? And I swear to God, it had been opened, right? And the box was so mangled and the eye cream and there was no seal. And I still use it. But every time I put this eye cream on, I'm like.

26:05Chris Ramsey:She gets an eye infection. She gets an eye infection every week.

26:08Rosie Ramsey:I do, it's nearly right now, thank God. But every time I put it on, I'm going, what is this? Something, somebody. Could be anything. It could be dog jizz. It could be lood. It could be lood. It could be dog jizz. I don't know, but I just, I didn't know how to send something back.

26:23Mo Gilligan:They used to have this thing called Amazon, I think it was like Amazon Fresh. So you can order your food and it'll come straight to you. So when I first moved out, it was great because I could order electricals. So I'd order a load of food. and because I was bored at home I was like oh got Sonos speakers oops just add it to the order but yeah I my problem is I like to buy I'm a gadget person I was gonna say you sound very gadgety yeah but I buy gadgets that I'm like I don't know if I need this but it's good to tell people about okay so I went to Germany and to me my girlfriend and the baby went to Germany and it was like minus seven so I knew it was going to be cold so I was like all right let's get I've got the heated gilet so I go and it heats up at the front and the back then I've seen you can get heated gloves I've seen them

27:09Rosie Ramsey:yeah

27:10Mo Gilligan:they are terrible absolutely terrible too hot it's not too hot it's like you've got to connect it to the wire but the wire's got to go all up here like a pair of mittens that are connected oh no

27:21Rosie Ramsey:oh no dangling like you're in year one

27:26Mo Gilligan:it was so annoying and then you move and the wire pops out but it's so cold because you can't Don't pull up your coat to plug it in. And I was like, this is bad. At the time I'm telling my, I'm like, look, look, look, fill my hands, fill my hands. I bet you wish you had a pair of these. Because nobody's done plugged in. Don't get me his girlfriend.

27:46Rosie Ramsey:But I'm a baby, freedom.

27:47Mo Gilligan:Yeah, I'm a big gadget person, man. Yeah. That's like any time I can find a thing, even when we travel, the first time we travel with a baby and we had this,

27:57Rosie Ramsey:it was like a portable cot and you just kind of pull it open.

28:01Mo Gilligan:and then it goes pop, pop and then you put the thing in and then you put the bed in and then you put the baby in and I was like, wow, look at that.

28:06Rosie Ramsey:Travel cot.

28:07Mo Gilligan:Travel cot. Yeah, but it's like, you can put it in your bed as opposed to the ones you've got to build it and put the Allen keys in and where this one, you just kind of pull it, put the thing over and the bed. Yeah, and it's done. Yeah, I felt like I was in the future as a dad. I know what you mean. I was like, I'm in the future.

28:23Chris Ramsey:It kind of looks like that from the top and then you pull each corner out. Yes. You push the bottom in. Yes. You put the, yeah, That is honestly, you just classed yourself as a gadget man. That is a standard fucking dude. The fucking travel lodge will give you them. What are you talking about?

28:39Rosie Ramsey:You're going to be so embarrassed when you go to order.

28:42Mo Gilligan:Because you've been buying too much lube. You've lost touch with reality. Everything's so new to me in this world, isn't it? So especially the baby stuff. So when I'm looking everywhere else, I'm like, oh, they ain't got it in mums and papas. They ain't got it there. Amazon. And then I told my friend, I was like, bro, you want to get on this, man? It's like, you don't need to build this one. Pull it open and bow you, there it is. There's so many things we've got. And then I realise, I'm like, I don't think I'm the first to discover this.

29:07Rosie Ramsey:But you could go mad on gadgets in the baby world. Oh, yes. You must have the thing that makes the bottle

29:13Chris Ramsey:like a baby espresso machine. You must have that. Yes, we've got one of those. Yeah, they're amazing.

29:18Rosie Ramsey:I've seen that rocket thing that you put on the buggy and it like shakes it.

29:22Mo Gilligan:Yeah, so we've got that one. We've got the bottle. But the bottle, my thing is, it's like... when I'm counting the scoops, I'm counting the scoops and I'm doing a seven ounce and there's so, I'm sitting there like, have I done five or have I done six? Oh yeah, you forget. Five is six. Put it back in. And you put it back in. And every part of me sits there and I'm putting these scoops of powder in. And I was like, I could never be a drug dealer because I would be so awful at this. Cause I'm like, ah, let's give it to him in it. Let's give him a kilo on the house. Oh my God, it's so confusing.

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30:39Rosie Ramsey:How are you doing night feeds and stuff? Are you taking turns or what?

30:44Mo Gilligan:Yeah, so when she was a newborn, I was very, like, we kind of was rotating the times where once you get to that place and you're like, oh, she just sleeps now. So now we was just like, oh, my God, we've got five hours.

30:57Rosie Ramsey:Yeah.

30:57Mo Gilligan:Like at once.

30:58Rosie Ramsey:It's mad how you appreciate, like you're literally like, I had four and a half, five hours uninterrupted sleep. And it's like, I used to sleep 10 hours before I had kids.

31:08Chris Ramsey:Yeah. 10 hours. You worked very hard at the gadget shop in your defence.

31:13Mo Gilligan:But then it's hard as a dad because I think I'm trying to see where, what I can do. Like, how can I help out? What do you want me to do? And it's hard because then I'm asking, what do you want me to do? And she's like, I just want you to do it. And I'm like, well, I don't know. No, we think that you should know. How old is your child now?

31:29Rosie Ramsey:We've got two. We've got 10 and five.

31:32Mo Gilligan:So when I first met you, your 10-year-old must have been newborn. Yeah. Because I think I've done your show, the Chris Ramsey show. You know that's the first TV show I've ever been on, right? Yeah. Was it really? I've never been on a television show before. No way. Or been on a set. That was the first show I've ever on. You were fantastic. Yeah, thank you so much for that, by the way. Oh, dude. Yeah, no, I'd never forget that. But that was my first time. I'm like, wow, I'm on a TV set. Wow.

31:53Chris Ramsey:I'll never forget how incredibly successful you got just after being on my show. That was annoying. That was a fucking right kick in the day. Oh my God, he's a household name. Chris is really angry. Oh, he lost my way at him. He lost my way at him.

32:07Rosie Ramsey:Chris, you know if there was an award for a person who's helped people in their career and not got there himself, you would win that?

32:13Chris Ramsey:No, no, my show had no impact on his career. It was like a night off.

32:17Mo Gilligan:I think for me, it was the first time being on TV, but also it was like, oh, I get to see how it works. How it all works. because I remember you was hosting your show and seeing how like you would talk to the audience before the show. I think it was myself and someone else from Made in Chelsea. I'm not too sure whose name was. Spencer? Spencer. And then there was someone else who was on from TOWIE on the show. Yeah, you were on a very odd mix of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the way you was like talking to the audience and stuff, I was like, wow, this is so cool, man. I'm on an actual show. And I was like, oh man.

32:49Mo Gilligan:Yeah, I'll never forget that. And I'll never forget the time. do you remember when we was on the train coming back from uh leeds festival yeah and i remember at this stage like it was still new everything was quite new to me and i remember you was the person that got me into watches because i never i never bought a watch at this point so you was the person that was like yeah like yeah i've got i've got this watch and i was like wow i want to get one and you gave me all the details without being like because sometimes you can meet people like i've met a few footballers and like yeah what watch you got and i'm like oh i just got this Rolex it's not a Patek is it no no it's not a limited edition and I'm like no it's not I don't I do corporates for dominoes bro but I remember you got me into watches but I'll never forget that day when we was on the train and this guy came up to us we was having a conversation and this guy was like Mo man Mo big fan man big fan and he was like I just came from the writers what are you doing here I said I just had a comedy show and he's like mate any chance you can FaceTime my fiancé she's gonna go mad It was mad.

33:50Mo Gilligan:Do you remember this?

33:50Chris Ramsey:I remember every bit of this.

33:51Rosie Ramsey:I don't know this.

33:52Mo Gilligan:So I was like, yeah, sure. So he's on the train and he's FaceTimed his fiance. He was a little bit drunk. And it was the most underwhelming response.

34:02Rosie Ramsey:Oh, stop.

34:03Mo Gilligan:It was so cringe. I felt embarrassed. I think he felt embarrassed. I think you felt embarrassed for me.

34:10Chris Ramsey:If there was a window, I'd have climbed out of that train. It was horrible.

34:14Rosie Ramsey:I don't know this.

34:15Chris Ramsey:Yeah, yeah. He was so awkward. He was fucking coked off his nut. he had a big fucking expensive watch on big watch and he was a trader he was like he was a bit of a trader money man he got you to FaceTime it was like she just woke up she was just not I was so upset and then he spent the rest of the thing telling me how he's an investor and he can double her money and stuff and I'll never I'll never so if you give me like 50 bags yeah I'll turn it and I'm literally you're like nodding and we're both nodding and I'm sure he went I'm sure we were both like what the fuck's 50 bags I think it meant 50 ,000 pounds but he kept saying bags what is this guy

34:50Mo Gilligan:one of my top five awkward interactions ever because it was the whole I'm going to FaceTime this person he's so excited and I think now I know my boundaries where I'll be like oh not right now I'm just sitting with a friend just having a chat whereas at this stage we were both quite new though weren't we you just say yes to everything yeah yeah sure and it was like oh look who I'm with and she was like oh who's that

35:12Chris Ramsey:it's more it's more the comedian

35:14Mo Gilligan:and I was like You're so awkward, man. I know. I was so awkward.

35:19Rosie Ramsey:Someone got a picture with us once and she was like, and they were like, they're desperate for a picture with you and she was stood there. She was like, I don't know who you are, just everyone seems to know you. You want the world to swallow you up

35:29Mo Gilligan:and die. Who are you then? What do you do?

35:34Rosie Ramsey:Sorry, why is everyone talking?

35:37Chris Ramsey:That's the thing, right? It's the person who is there who is annoyed that everyone else is excited and doesn't know who you are. they're the fucking hand grenade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're the hand grenade. Why is everyone talking to you?

35:49Rosie Ramsey:Who is it? Who?

35:51Chris Ramsey:Eh? I don't know who he is. Look, me being recognised, I'm not fucking attacking you by being recognised. It's not my fault that I'm being recognised. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

35:59Mo Gilligan:It's mad because at that time you're just giving people time who have just been like, oh man, what are you doing? Which is brilliant. It's the best thing ever. Yeah. You know, you give them a conversation, you're talking, and it's like, so what'd you do then? What'd you do then? You're like, oh, I don't know, do comedy. where where can I find it where where do you find your comedy I don't know this is such a weird interaction yeah because your friend wants a picture but then you're questioning what I do

36:24Chris Ramsey:this is so awkward now yeah oh okay well I'll look you up then it's weird that the fact that their friend wants a photo doesn't validate the point yes yeah yeah yeah do you know what I mean they go well this person wants a photo so it's obviously it's fine I mean most people are 99.9 % of people are fucking awesome yeah what I get well I don't get as much anymore but I used to get or chased to love was, I know you. Where do I know you from? I go, I don't know. No, come on. What is it? I don't know. What then? I go, I'm a comedian. It's not that. It fucking is that. I guarantee it's that because I've never been to this town before and I've never met you or anyone who knows you.

36:56Chris Ramsey:I would put my fucking house on that. It's that.

36:59Mo Gilligan:I had a girl one time walk past me and she's like, we're kind of walking through this door. So I've held the door open for her and she's walking and she goes, are you? And I was like, uh. And then she's like, nah, it's not you. and she walked off ah what is the wrong that's me

37:13Rosie Ramsey:it was me we're going to do the question in a minute but what's happened to me recently is when someone says well what what have you been on the telly because then you have to end up saying oh I sometimes do something on the telly and then you stood there in Sainsbury's telling some random woman all of the TV shows you've done and then they stood on who you are and I'm like I can't watch yeah I've never seen that one and I'm like well okay lovely to meet you

37:40Chris Ramsey:it's odd because this whole job this whole job is begging for validation but then when you've got to do it on your big shop it's a bit much like yeah but then sometimes i say all the things

37:48Rosie Ramsey:and i go actually it's not that much is it i probably should really i probably should work a bit more lovely lovely right we're gonna do this story yes okay so more you've got to please keep

38:00Mo Gilligan:anonymous to read out for us all right for it hi chris and rosie please keep me anonymous as i'm sure if the heathen this is about listens he will know it's from me oh my god unless his actions weren't a one-off oh this verse is juicy i feel like i'm on loose women this is fantastic man

38:21Rosie Ramsey:this is like you know them shitty magazines where on the front it's like column sections yeah this is what this is yeah that's not seen anymore is it i think they are all them stuff like I stuck six cream eggs up my arse and all that shit. Like, this is what this is. This part of our podcast is this, and I love it. Why do you always mention the story you sent in? What was the best one? It was like something like, went to the shop for Quavers, ended up selling sex. Like, it's just quite wild. Wild.

38:52Chris Ramsey:Love it. Hope it never dies.

38:54Rosie Ramsey:It's a part of our culture that I really enjoy.

38:57Mo Gilligan:Before, on the podcast, you talked about nicknames that people have given good or bad dates. Yeah. In brackets, for example, Nice Coatly. I wanted to share a nickname me and my friends have for a man I once went on a date with. Okay. It was a standard date, nothing too wild, just went out for some food and to get to know each other. It was all going well. We weren't clicking much, but nothing too offensive until the food arrived and he ate the entire thing with his hands. You're not going to see what I think you're about to say. He had mash. It's not a test. That was it. He had mash with his hands.

39:35Mo Gilligan:That's what you said. He ate mash with his hands. With his hands. On a first date. That is so wild. That's horrible. Of all the things you could eat. Chips, pizza. But mash. That's crazy, man. I keep picturing me if I had to eat mash with my hands. I'd be devastated. I went to this one restaurant and you have to eat this food with your hands. But that's the premise. everyone's doing it so you get the the the kind of pancake with the rice and do all it but mash in a place weatherspoons of cinnamon

40:12Rosie Ramsey:it's the worst one she said things did not work out with him but he will forever be known

40:20Mo Gilligan:as a mash man and for that reason i've never been able to eat it since

40:26Chris Ramsey:now that's fucking crazy man mash man i was so excited to hear that mash man that is wonderful oh you know what his theme tune is we do the mash we do the monster man we do the mash mo it's been awesome chatting you man i can't believe you remember that guy from the train i'm blown away never forget that yeah it was awful every time i go on a train i sit there and i'm

40:48Mo Gilligan:like please don't talk to me man and if you do please don't facetime your partner i will never

40:53Chris Ramsey:Never forget the genuine relief. Because when you're with another comedian, another famous person, and someone comes up and only loves one of you, you always take it a little bit personally. But when the FaceTime happened, I thanked the Lord that that guy had no idea who I was.

41:07Mo Gilligan:Do you ever have this thing where you're with someone and they're like, oh my God, it's you. Can I get a picture? And then you're like, I remember once I was with Russell Howard and the guy was like, Russell Howard, mate, can I have a picture? And he's like, yeah, I'll take it for you. And I took the picture. but then you know some people who don't like attention and Russell was like oh yeah sure mate yeah yeah and then he tried to pass it back to me he's like do you know who this is though I was like they don't know who that is oh that's Russell's crap I appreciate the sentiment yeah but this person don't know me like that man

41:37Rosie Ramsey:thank you so much for joining me nah no worries thanks for having me on

41:40Mo Gilligan:I really appreciate that man oh gosh so do we

41:42Rosie Ramsey:it's always great to see you as well so I appreciate it man

41:44Mo Gilligan:thank you brilliant

41:46Rosie Ramsey:thank you so much for Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do Do, Do, Do, Do, Do