In short
This episode of Shagged, Married and Annoyed is about a London trip, then spirals into relationship annoyances and “beef.” They recap being tired and getting unsolicited comments like “you look how I feel,” plus a canceled Stranger Things outing. They mock forced phone-watching (“watch this now”) and do a pointless quiz: “What’s Under Germany?” (Poland, Italy, Austria, Switzerland, Slovenia, etc.), which leaves them feeling worse than before—especially for Chris, who worries about future geography questions. Their main “beef” is “weaponized incompetence”: Chris claims not to know where things are (e.g., matching bed sheets) to avoid doing tasks. Notable examples include the bed-sheet standoff and Chris roasting marshmallows on the hob, which Rosie calls messy and smelly.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOReconnecting in London
0:45 to 1:16
Recap of the hosts' recent trip to London and their experiences there.
“storm zero sugar 200 milligrams of caffeine and immunity support storm energy for life Hello, you're listening to Shagbound and Oid with me, Rosie Ramsey, and my husband, Christopher Ramsey.”
Fancy Dress Party Fun
1:16 to 2:04
Discussion about a fancy dress party and their outfits.
“Actually enjoyed reconnecting with you again.”
The Free Bar Experience
2:04 to 2:44
Hosts share their experiences with the concept of a free bar.
“I mean, I'll have a couple of glasses every now and again but I just drank because it was a free bar.”
Cancelled Plans and Wanderings
2:44 to 3:00
Sharing about cancelled plans and their subsequent walk around London.
“But I stood there and I went to pay and the guy went, oh, no, you don't need to pay.”
Listener Engagement
3:00 to 3:52
Hosts acknowledge and appreciate their listeners who met them in London.
“Oh no, cashless is just when you can use cards.”
You Look How I Feel
4:36 to 4:52
Hosts discuss the phrase 'you look how I feel' and its impact on people.
“Me and Carl Lutton, someone talking about it the other day.”
The Split vs. Break Debate
4:52 to 5:30
A light-hearted debate over the terms 'split up' and 'break up' in relation to school.
“I hate it when anyone shows me anything on their phone.”
Dental Care Conversations
5:30 to 6:18
Discussion on dental care experiences and recommendations.
“Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.”
Siri Frustrations
6:18 to 7:26
Hosts share their frustrations with Siri and technology mishaps.
“Something I've wanted to say for a long, long time.”
Unexpected Opinions on Appearance
7:26 to 8:26
Hosts reflect on unsolicited comments about their appearances.
“But it got us thinking because you look how I feel is a phrase I've heard a lot and it is a phrase that people think it's cutting.”
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Unexpected Reactions to Podcast Appearance
14:10 to 15:27
Hosts share humorous anecdotes about personal expectations versus reality.
“Anyway, my boyfriend walked into the sitting room the other day, glanced at the screen and said, ah, did not expect them to look like that.”
Radio Personalities and First Impressions
15:27 to 16:49
Hosts discuss their experiences with radio personalities and surprising revelations of their appearances.
“You just, if they were famous enough, you'd see them on TV shows.”
Breaking the Fourth Wall with Daisy
16:49 to 17:31
Hosts call their editor, Daisy, to discuss previous podcast content and engage with the audience.
“She would be great on a podcast, actually.”
What's Under Germany Quiz Introduction
17:31 to 18:22
Hosts introduce a light-hearted quiz game about geography related to Germany.
“Maybe I'm doing a scratchy, scratchy, vaggy, vaggy.”
Playing What's Under Germany Quiz
18:22 to 20:39
Hosts play a quiz game guessing countries related to Germany, leading to humorous exchanges.
“Austria is under Germany is Luxembourg under Germany?”
Discussing Weaponized Incompetence
20:39 to 21:51
Hosts introduce the concept of weaponized incompetence in relationships and personal anecdotes.
“Just tell us if I ever do because I'll just wax it but I bought a really magnified mirror and when the sun's shining at a certain thing, I've got a full on tash.”
Debating Household Responsibilities
21:51 to 24:25
Hosts discuss shared responsibilities at home and humorous instances of avoiding chores.
“So the other day, something happened where we needed to change the kids' beds.”
Marshmallow Roasting Controversy
24:25 to 28:00
Hosts argue playfully about the appropriateness of roasting marshmallows on the stove.
“I know, but it's just infuriating, like, what?”
Snack Time Struggles
28:00 to 29:00
The hosts discuss the lack of snacks in their home and share humorous anecdotes.
“Because obviously, I get what he means, fish and chips.”
Public Questions and Misunderstandings
29:00 to 31:00
A question from a listener about a supermarket mix-up leads to a discussion on misunderstandings in names and branding.
“And overheard someone call Deliveroo Delivery You.”
Parenting and Birthday Gifts
31:00 to 33:10
The hosts reflect on parenting challenges, particularly around children's birthday surprises.
“And he's like, oh, I know why I've got that fridge.”
Dining Etiquette Gone Wrong
33:10 to 35:30
A listener shares a shocking story about their partner's dining behavior, causing a lively discussion.
“It doesn't matter if the Bain's seen the fridge, man.”
Scratching and Personal Hygiene
35:30 to 37:50
The conversation shifts to personal hygiene and the absurdity of using utensils inappropriately.
“and to make it worse this was after his sweaty run and before his shower oh fucking hell what was the meal?”
The Discharge Discussion
37:50 to 40:20
A surprising conversation about bodily functions leads to humor and discomfort.
“Yeah, awful that he hasn't had a shower.”
Pervs and Unusual Requests
40:20 to 42:04
The hosts react to a bizarre story about a friend's friend and strange requests related to bodily fluids.
Discussion on Disturbing Preferences
42:04 to 43:12
Exploring bizarre and unsettling personal preferences in humor.
School Prank Stories
43:12 to 45:51
A humorous recounting of notorious school pranks involving cows.
“What if that what if there's my hair on the gums what if there's moisture in that bag if there's moisture in that bag it's going to liquidate again.”
Cows and Their Capabilities
45:51 to 48:38
An amusing discussion on the physical capabilities of cows and school legend.
“So naturally, when it came to the end of your prank, he had the ideas.”
Eyewear Discomfort and Humor
48:38 to 50:28
Lighthearted banter about a boyfriend's struggles with glasses.
“After that, the school was on a mission to ban pranks altogether.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Rosie Ramsey:Coming up on this week's episode of Shag Married Annoyed. We talk about our lovely little trip to London. Oh, it was very nice. Very nice time. We reconnected, didn't we? Yeah. I'm looking really tired, apparently. Oh, everyone's saying it. It's on everyone's list. Everyone is saying it. There's a quiz. I thought I'd give you a chance to geographically redeem yourself from not knowing what was under Mexico. Spoiler alert, she doesn't. Obviously, there's beef. Oh, there's beef. This is quite a serious beef that I've got this week. Your beef's got a big name this week. It really freaked us out. actually well done on that uh there's emails about school pranks and the the the absolute worst quote-unquote drug dealer ever it depends what you're into it's the worst thing ever enjoy good energy in good energy out
0:52storm zero sugar 200 milligrams of caffeine and immunity support storm energy for life
0:59Rosie Ramsey:Hello, you're listening to Shagbound and Oid with me, Rosie Ramsey, and my husband, Christopher Ramsey. Hello. Hiya. Hello. Oh, hi. Hi. Are you okay? I'm all right. I feel like we're going to have nothing to say to each other. Well, okay. So we have just got back from London. We've been there. We were there Saturday until Tuesday. Dare I say we had a bloody lovely time. Fantastic time. Actually enjoyed reconnecting with you again. Oh. It was nice. We were. We were friends. We were colleagues. We were lovers. Oh, as I said it, I may be self-irrelly. That's disgusting. Listen, don't you shy away from my affection.
1:42We went to the fancy dress party.
1:45Rosie Ramsey:Yeah, you didn't. We didn't do fancy dress. No, no, we did tuxes. You copied off us. We both had a tux on. May I say, if I literally so much as wear a T-shirt the same slight colour as anything you're wearing, I get my arse fucking handed to us, but you turned up in a tux exactly the same as the tux I was wearing. Did you love it though? I thought it would look really fucking cool. A little K-pop duo. That was good. I got so drunk. I never drink like champagne. I mean, I'll have a couple of glasses every now and again but I just drank because it was a free bar. Wasn't it? Well, not a free bar.
2:17Rosie Ramsey:Richard, well, you know. Your manager did. Someone paid for it at the end. Yeah, but that was the thing. I was at the bar at one point and I just forget. I think it's obviously because we still live up in the North East and everything. And a free bar is a very rare thing where we come from, a free bar. Like, it doesn't happen. It doesn't happen at all. You might get a couple of free drinks, but then after a while, you've got to start paying. Maybe you go for a Christmas night out and the boss has put a couple of hundred quid behind the bar off tips. I don't know, right? But I stood there and I went to pay and the guy went, oh, no, you don't need to pay.
2:49And I stood at the person I was next to. I turned to him and I went, oh, is it a free bar? and this guy, just TV guy I've worked with years ago he just went, oh you are still living in the north aren't you? Yeah, it's a free bar. I was like, alright.
2:59Rosie Ramsey:Or is it cashless? Oh no, cashless is just when you can use cards. Yeah, yeah, no, it was free, yeah but I see, I mixed it up mate. I had a little bit of champagne and then I had, what did I have there? I had another champagne and I just had a couple of beers. I was ill. Very, very safe. Very safe. Next day, my head was banging. All day you had a headache. All day, I just couldn't, I could not rehydrate myself. And we're supposed to go say Stranger Things and it just got cancelled which was odd. Still don't know what's happened to that. It was a strange thing to just get an email saying, oh, your gig, the show's not on and then we had a little walk around and we had a little time.
3:30It's been great.
3:31Rosie Ramsey:It was gorgeous darling. Happy to be... I feel like we're friends but we do have nothing to talk about. No, we've got plenty to talk about. Listen, I've got notes. You've got notes? Nice notes. Oh, nice notes. Okay, okay. Beef, you got beef? Yeah. Oh, there it is. Okay, fantastic guys. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for listening. If you're watching, thank you. If you're listening, thank you. And a big shout out to a couple of people actually in London who were walking towards this weekend who whipped their headphones out and said, I'm listening to you right now. Genuinely never gets old.
3:59Thank you very much. It's awesome. But without further ado, it's time for this week's lucrative. And I mean lucrative. Lucrative sponsor.
4:07Rosie Ramsey:Pay off the house lucrative. I can't believe it. Pay off everyone's house. Everyone, everyone. Settle world debt. Wow, wow. Settle global economy problems sponsor. No, I can't believe I haven't mentioned this before. We may have mentioned it in passing, but I can't believe it's never been a sponsor before. Someone tried to do it the other day and I was very upset. It's sponsor is... People who try to make you watch full videos of stuff on their phones. Go and fuck yourselves. Are you talking about my mom? No. Oh. Eh? Did you do that? Does she do that? She doesn't mean people do it. People do it.
4:42Me and Carl Lutton, someone talking about it the other day. Someone did it to me and someone did it to him in the same day and we were on the phone talking about it. and someone's like, oh, have you seen such and such? You go, oh, yeah, okay, I'll watch it. Oh, no, here it is. Look, watch it now.
4:53Rosie Ramsey:Yeah, I can't stand that. I hate it when anyone shows me anything on their phone. However, and I am a hypocrite here because I always whinge and see people have got no attention span and stuff. If it's a six second tiny one, absolutely, I'll watch it. Anything more than 40 seconds, I feel like I'm standing there for 10 years. But then you're forced to enjoy it. Well, I'm like, I have to smile. I don't know what's going on here. But where does it end? Like, where does it end? Oh, I made it. Yeah, you've seen this. Oh, Titanic. It's on me phone. Watch that. Right, okay. Now you're right, actually.
5:23Rosie Ramsey:Like, where's the cutoff? Well, things escalate and get out of hand really fast. You've seen this? You've seen this, mate? You've seen this, mate? It's Neighbours from the start. Watch that. Have a look at that. Oh, here's my charger. Plug it in. How long will you be here? Sit down. Yeah, you want some water? He'll be there for six days. Where does it end? Coronation Street from the beginning. There you go. I don't know the tune. Neither do I. No, I'm good. Very good. Yeah, very good.
5:51Rosie Ramsey:Sort of, sort of. No, that is it. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Anyway, this is the main episode of Shagbriano. Just a little shout out before we start. Thank you so much to everyone who's been listening to the Please Keep Me, listening and watching the Please Keep Me Anonymous. We've had Jordan Stevens so far. We've had Sam Ryder. We've had Greg Davies this week. Great feedback. Thank you all so, so much. It's been really, like, really lovely doing them as well, hasn't it? Chatting with other people. It's been really nice. I've thoroughly enjoyed it. Something I've wanted to say for a long, long time.
6:21Now on with the main pod. Oh, God. Glad you got that on your system.
6:26Rosie Ramsey:Thank you very much. We had a fight about the jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle. So this is the jingle. We hope you like the jingle.
6:46Rosie Ramsey:Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Shagged, Married and Annoyed. Lovely to have you back. Hello, hey. Hi. Tell you what, you, you know what, you look, I mean it's a nice way of talking, you look how I feel. Are you actually triggering me right now? You look how I feel. I've got this wrote down in my notes. Brackets, tired. Do you want to explain this? Yeah, so we've talked about this before on the podcast, so, you know, we're parents, would work, you know, if you call this work. Everyone knows I went to me local Sainsbury's and a guy, I actually really get on with them really well now, but a guy I barely knew just went, you look knackered!
7:18And I was like, fucking get off me face. You got an even better one yesterday on the train, didn't you? We were standing ready to go off the train and a lady turned to you and said, hey, you look how I feel. And I just, I was like, I was so happy. I was tired.
7:38Rosie Ramsey:do you know what it is mine just came from filming podcasters so it's you had a full face I had a full face with like my hair and makeup was funny done by a professional I actually dare I say I actually looked off like quite decent imagine just saw you in a day shit the bed honestly you look how my granda feels dead just sick of people giving us their unnecessary opinions of how I look or how I am and everything. But it got us thinking because you look how I feel is a phrase I've heard a lot and it is a phrase that people think it's cutting. It's really fucking cutting. It's really upsetting. Like, I was all right actually.
8:21Rosie Ramsey:Well, I mean, no, okay, I was tired. I wasn't naked. But like, I don't need random woman who I've never met in my entire life to tell us that I look tired. It's not something I need. I wish I phrased it. It's just not something I need. But again, I think in the northeast you can get away with quite a lot. This accent, we can get away with quite a lot. so if I like a proper you know if she was a proper like northeast woman she went yeah you're right darling eee hinny you look tired me darling you could get away with that that would have been all right because there'd been a bit of sort of warmth to it but you look how I feel and I just put my head down I was like this is fucking great I know I had a lot of um what's the word like retorting me head and I just went oh yeah yeah you can't you can't because she doesn't realize people don't realize dead quickly this is actually uh like it was um sending the emails but I'll just say it now instead of like a cue from the pew because it's kind of hang on where is it um just sorry on your notes have you still got thought of that i've still got a picture of them on the dog on the log fume because it honestly it brightens me day just have it's a it's a golden retriever on a log fume we did it it's there it's a golden retriever on a log fume and uh on a what on a what log log fume what's it called on a what is it log flume yes right okay a log fume a log you're upsetting me today because you we were just talking about the kids um uh not we were talking earlier on sorry let's phrase this right we were talking about the day that the kids stop going to school and the holidays start and you said earlier on the day that they split up from school the day they split up from school no no I don't see anything wrong with that.
10:01No, they break up from school. They don't split up from school. I know break up is a word of a break up, but split, it sounds like they're leaving the band or they've had an argument and they don't want to go out anymore.
10:11Rosie Ramsey:But they're splitting up from school. No, I'm not having split up from school. I can't have it. It's horrible. Excuse me. It means the same. It doesn't. Hey Siri, do split and break mean the same thing? No. To who? To Chris.
10:32Rosie Ramsey:oh it's just gonna send you a text it's just gonna send you a text oh split and break mean the same thing no that's what i think you said i've got i've just got a text thank you siri goodbye what the fuck is that i've become really did you know i've become really obsessed with you to slide me off i know beef swans was that i always use you pathetic just i actually love it the only thing i don't like is when you're just randomly in your room and you say sorry and it's like oh yeah what and i'm like i wasn't wasn't talking to him i think i've not mentioned how i hate how if i'm asking for a song or something off siri when i'm driving along in the car it it does the halfway through i'm talking yeah i can't bear it it's not great he's not brilliant but it's it's it's really good there's a lag on the car that's what it is so i think i say hey and i see his name i don't have i don't owe me devices to start kicking off but then there's a pause by the time it comes on my screen i'm really like the car play so i go play it and and it goes mm-hmm as i'm halfway through the sentence i'm like i'll fucking kill you um so that picture dog on the log flume amazing right what do you want to see what is it do hello hello lads okay big someone sent an email out of a podcast that says hello lads you look how i feel like a male honestly i give up i give up give up here's me i'm trying to go the all natural route i've not had any botox no fillers no nothing i'm keeping me monkey gray tooth because all the dentists keep putting us off it and um and i'm just getting tell i looked i had left right and center so what he's doing is you're gonna make you're gonna make us do it he's gonna make us do it why are the dentists putting you off getting your monkey gray tooth sorted which isn't manky at all like no it's actually it's not it's because our dentist is genuinely a mint dentist and he's just like you don't need it done yeah and i'm like well mr mclean when i'm on the telly it looks great i can't genuinely can't believe my look that our dentist is called mr mclean thank my lucky stars i love him so good no he's mint he's mint when my mom was getting her teeth done she ended up getting them all done and actually they look lush like they've took years off her.
12:40Rosie Ramsey:But he, she went and he was like, you don't need them done. And she was like, well, I just really don't like him. He went, look around. He went, look at everyone's teeth your age. He went, horrible. Fucking hell. All right, mate. Your teeth look great. He went, go and have a look around. He's just very, he's a very down to earth bloke and I appreciate that. And so. I'll get a line up in for you. Get a line up. Get them on in. And our friend Chelsea, who is a dental nurse, she had a big long conversation with her and she said that I could get like the vignette things, but they can chip and you can't like drink coffee.
13:16Rosie Ramsey:And I went, whoa, whoa, whoa. Coffee or red wine. She was like, absolute no go. You don't get much purchase on them either. I remember when I did the, when I had the Chris Ramsey show on Comedy Central, I had Joey Essex on and I tried to get him, I tried to get him to have a bite of a big gummy bear and he could not get purchase on it. It was just sliding out of his mouth. Really vivid memory I've got of me just pushing a massive gummy bear into his mouth and him like that. And it was just fucking sliding through his teeth. you couldn't get a grip on it. Okay, I'll say, I enjoy a lovely crispy baguette every now and again.
13:43Rosie Ramsey:And if that's taken away, I would just, and if it chipped. So yeah, so if you see it on telly, me and my monkey grey tooth will be. Great. Will be there. Hello lads. Right. Great. Big fan of the pod. I've recently made the switch to watching on YouTube instead of just listening and I'm loving it. That's really sweet of you. I'll make sure you subscribe by the way if you're watching on YouTube because we had a really big meeting the other day about YouTube. and like, subscribe and rate and subscribe and like. So smash that subscribe button! Yeah. Anyway, my boyfriend walked into the sitting room the other day, glanced at the screen and said, ah, did not expect them to look like that.
14:22Rosie Ramsey:And then just walked out of the room. No further comment. Oh, don't leave her hanging. What did you expect her to look like? He doesn't listen himself, but had heard your voices in the background for years. So he clearly had a mental image and it didn't really match reality. Thought I'd pass it on for your own personal reflection on mild identity crisis. I remember when... But maybe things will look better. Well, definitely you. By the sounds of things. He was probably expecting a lot more from you. Listen. Excuse me, don't because I'm triggered because the amount of messages or comments over the years that I've seen where people have said, thought his lat would be fitter.
15:01Rosie Ramsey:And I'm like... Again, that's mostly me on dummy accounts. Is it? I don't even I don't do jiu-jitsu I don't play golf I just sit on Instagram on false accounts that I've got saying really nice things about me and horrible things about you it's a long game I'm playing you know it'll come to fruition you're that mum yeah you're that mum yeah I'm off that documentary oh god yeah it's been out long enough now you don't need a you don't need a bloody warning if you haven't seen it then you need to watch telly more don't watch telly well spoiler doesn't matter what are we going to talk about I remember when I was younger and can you remember I met with a radio Tony Horn in the Morning yes when Tony Horn in the Morning was on you used to listen to his voice every single morning yeah you didn't you had no idea I found out what they looked like but randomly years later I found out what he looked like just honestly couldn't have been more different couldn't have been more different if he was a dog like like not disappointing not ugly not saying anything about his appearance just not what I expected just yeah just had an idea in my head of what he would look like and he didn't look like it and I was like I can't believe this that actually that happened a lot with radio because you couldn't Google what people look like.
16:07Rosie Ramsey:You just, if they were famous enough, you'd see them on TV shows. Yeah. But if they weren't and you only listened to them on the radio, you're right. When you did see them in person, it would be like, well. Local radio DJs? No idea. No idea who they are. Foxy, he was one when I seen him on the. Dr. Fox? No, he looked exactly like I imagine he would look. Did he? Exactly. And that's why the Tony Hawk in the morning thing upset us so much because I was like, I thought I was good at this. No. Yeah. That's a shame. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, ba. about to ring our editor producer lady who knows all the secrets daisy to find out if uh the bit about mexico stayed in last week which i woke up at three o 'clock in the morning thinking just i'm a moron hello daisy for the first time ever we're ringing you live on the podcast shut up
17:01we just want to know we just thought we'd break the fourth wall we just want to know did all of that stuff about Rosie not knowing where the hell Mexico was did that stay in yes good stuff because I've got a quiz follow up for it excellent say hi to everyone Daisy hi Daisy we love you you're so brilliant thank you love you too
17:20Rosie Ramsey:bye bye shut up shut up shut up I'm not on the podcast. She would be great on a podcast, actually. She's hilarious. Yeah. Okay, so, in the vein of the fact that... Where are you going? Don't get up and leave. I'm just... You're getting comfortable. You put your foot under your vag again. Maybe I'm doing a scratchy, scratchy, vaggy, vaggy. In the vein of the fact that you had no idea what was under Mexico the other week, we're about to play What's Under Germany? Da-da, da-da. What's Under Germany? Right. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven questions. I don't know why I always do seven. I just do seven.
17:57Rosie Ramsey:Lucky number. Seven. Okay. Are you ready? Hang on. Do I just see whether it's below or above? I'm going to give you the name of a country and you're going to tell me whether it's under Germany or not. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay. I've never, in my defense, I've never been to Germany. Okay. Right. I would love to go. Assuming, so you're trying to claim that if you'd been there, you would immediately be able to feel what is under Germany, but it's south of Germany. I'll tell you right now. I only started in the last sort of like six years every time i go somewhere i see where it is on the map before that i probably didn't going there blind blindfolded back of a van like a hostage taken there no idea where you are spun around 10 times let loose in the town center like some kind of derren brown thing great listen what's under germany okay go is poland under germany no i think that's close correct the netherlands are the netherlands under germany no they're not under germany congratulations honestly honestly West don't know the horrible but stop quit while you're ahead right I'm trying to claw back is Italy under Germany play along at home it's got like the boot play along at home shout if you're in the park I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it is it is under Germany thank you very good it's got the boot nothing to do with where it is geographically but congratulations it is a boot I can see it in my mind's eye it is a boot is Austria under Germany no Austria is under Germany is it?
19:24Austria is under Germany is Luxembourg under Germany? below you think it is under Germany it is not under Germany is Switzerland
19:37Rosie Ramsey:under Germany? I thought there'd be more I thought it'd be easier than this I thought it'd be like it's literally yes or no it's literally yes or no you can't get easier than 50-50 but they're right next to each other what? these are close to each other who wants to pick the fucking North Pole? when I was going to do the train thing through Europe These were all on the same tracks. Okay. All these places. Tracks can go north and south. You're talking like a few miles between. You're full of it. I'm not. Is Switzerland under Germany? No. It is under Germany. You'd started so well and now you've gone the wrong way.
20:08You've ruined it. Last one. Is Slovenia under Germany?
20:13Rosie Ramsey:Yes. Slovenia is under Germany. Thank you. Guess what, everyone? We've all learned almost nothing from that. It was genuinely pointless. I didn't even keep score but were you irritated by it? Me, yes. Did you feel a bit vulnerable? I've got the kids' parents evening next week and I don't know where countries are. Geography teacher's going to slap your tash. Slap it. Slap it. God, I do have a bit of a tash. Have you noticed? No, you don't have a bit of a tash. I've got a really magnified mirror. Okay, that's good. Just tell us if I ever do because I'll just wax it but I bought a really magnified mirror and when the sun's shining at a certain thing, I've got a full on tash.
20:54Rosie Ramsey:And then my friend. Everyone's got face hair. Okay, but my friend was talking about hers not long ago. Like loads. And I thought, and she was saying it a lot. And you know when you go away and you go, was she hinting to me? Was she saying one of us? No, but was she sort of saying it so much and like looking at it as like, do yours without saying, do yours. what was she wanting to do to her tash she just does hers she just does it and I never noticed what do you mean does it like wax or hair removal or whatever ok and she was just talking about it for quite a while to the point where I thought does she think does she think Ash will get rid of mine and doesn't want to see it right you know let me have a look let me have a look well if you've not noticed it by now I think it's just Ringles
21:45that was a joke you're beautiful okay that was a joke i was kidding you saw the cameras there i did a little smirk and i'm sorry i am horrible i do apologize
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21:57it's time for what's your beef what's your beef i've got two words for you yeah weaponized
22:07Rosie Ramsey:incompetence oh yeah you heard of it before no you suffer from it Now let's go to the pharmacist and get yourself some little pills for weaponised incompetence. So the other day, something happened where we needed to change the kids' beds. And you played the weaponised incompetence card of, Oh, where's the sheets? Which one matches which one? Do you know where this is? Like, just work it out and go and do it. Weaponised incompetence card, that's good. So saying that you don't know how to do something so you don't have to do it is weaponised incompetence. You're so far from it massively. Very much.
22:48I've already named me two-hat. That would have been such a two-hat name.
22:51Rosie Ramsey:Weaponised incompetence. I'm devastated. Two-hat's called here, man. It's on sale now. Could you not change it? No. Everything's been printed. It's been sold. It'll be on all the tickets. Well, save it for the next one. It's so true, though. You do it quite a lot. you do it with like with pans and stuff like if you've got to make tea you're like what pan would you use and it's like wait like I say to you very often what if I died if I was imagine I'm dead in this scenario how are you going to make tea who are you going to ask what pan to use you know no that's not fair because you know my plan is to bury all the pans with you you know that's been my plan since day dot so that's a that's just an outlander statement to say you know I'm burying you with every single bit of crottery and pan and everything.
23:37Don't put that. It could be like a tip.
23:38Rosie Ramsey:Why have we, did you know that little blue one? Yeah. That only goes on the gas hob. It's rotten, isn't it? Why the fuck have we still got that pan? It is disgusting. Everyone listening and watching, you almost have the pan in your, there's a pan. It should be going the journey, but I can't get rid of it. I was like, honestly, put gun in my head. It's your favourite pan. Have you ever tried to dry it with a towel? It fucking shreds the towel to pieces. Because the bottom of it is like so scrapped. It's horrible. It's the worst pan. is one of the worst pans. It's not even round anymore. No, no.
24:08I dropped it. It's like egg. Is that why? God, it's fucked.
24:12Rosie Ramsey:I really like it. It's got character. It does. I like that pan. It does. That boils an egg. It's only little, like your little head. I'll put that one on your little head and I'll shut the coffin and I'll pile all the other ones on top of you and I'll lower you down and then, so there you go. Just from now on, like, just change the bed. All right, man. I know, but it's just infuriating, like, what? I'll tell you what I do. You love to pretend you don't know where anything is. Well, because there's no system. Stuff's just thrown in the cupboard. No. Oh, there's only one cupboard where the sheets go.
24:42Rosie Ramsey:Yeah, that's a mess. It's carnage. It's horrible. Listen, this is what I like to do. I like to strip the bed, whatever bed it happens to be that I'm changing, I like to strip the whole thing in the morning, wash, dry, and put the same sheets back on so that nothing's a bother. That's what I like to do. What's this? How much space you got? What's this piling up all the sheets? Well, take one sheet off, put another one on, wash all them ones, and then put them back in a cupboard. cupboard doesn't even need to be there man take them off wash them dry them get them straight back on no I can tell you right now I've got two sets of bed for each bed so well everything was there all you had to do all you had to do Chris was look but instead you just you were just wanting me to do it and I stuck with me guns and I went I'm not doing it so that's why you were such an arsehole when I was asking the question because you thought I was doing it on purpose to get out of it yes you were well yeah I was but I didn't know you knew I was oh god you do it with loads You actually do it with loads of stuff.
25:34Rosie Ramsey:Loads of stuff. Oh, I just... Do you know what... What would you... How would you do this if you were doing... Fuck off. Your plan is to be like, how would you do this? Show us how you would do it. And then me... All the way to the end. Webinars and competence. Oh, you've done it. Yeah. Thank you. There you go. I don't need to do it. Well, I don't fall for it, though, anymore. Did I fall for it? Did I? No, you just shouted at us. Roger. Did I what? I don't know. I'm trying not to swear something. genuinely trying to just curb me swearing um my beef with you i don't think you possibly can i can and this is the thing you've started doing and i'd like it to stop i've been so nice to you this you've been lovely we've had a lovely time and i love you to death you're the best right i love you till death do us part and all the pots and pans go in the ground with you um i have seen you doing this a couple of times i don't like it okay i want it to end um you have started roasted marshmallows on the kitchen hob.
26:34And I'm not okay with it. It fucking stinks. There's fucking marshmallow all over the hob. Okay.
26:44Rosie Ramsey:I was wondering, you saw me do this weeks ago. Wrote it straight down to your phone. Robin keeps asking to buy more marshmallows from the shop and I'm like, no, because your fucking mother is going to roast them on the hob. like like like like a crackhead with a spoon of heroin okay but okay right one it's my house it's my half everything everything is half mine right i am allowed to roast marshmallows in my kitchen if i want to okay that's that's one two they were left over from a trip that were had in the summer when we're roasting marshmallows. When we went to marshmallow world.
27:30Rosie Ramsey:It's not a place. I've stopped buying sweets because I can't be trusted. So that was actually, what you saw me was in a really desperate moment of just I needed something. Who was at our house the other day asking if we had biscuits or something and they couldn't get their head round? They couldn't get their head round that we didn't have anything? Who was it? Oh, who was it? It was someone. And then we're going, oh, it was Jordan. You've been made Jordan. Right. Would have fish and chips. Oh, yeah. And then he was like, is there anything? Is there anything sweet? Because obviously, I get what he means, fish and chips.
28:02And I was like, you got anything sweet? And I was like, no. He was like, nothing. I was like, mate, unless you want a fucking child's fruit bar or a saurine or an ice pop, you are completely fucked in this house, pal. There's nothing.
28:14Rosie Ramsey:I know. Absolutely not. I found him a mini pack of Jammie Dodgers in the back of the cupboard that were definitely what we did. He had them. Bless him. You got it. It's... There's stuff for the kids. It's just stuff that I don't like. Yeah. Like the kinder eggs and shit. I wouldn't... No, thank you. I mean, desperate times. I probably would. So, no, I just roasted... I tell you what. Roasted marshmallows, though. They're fucking rubbish. They're rubbish. They're delicious. They burn immediately and then the top layer pulls off like a bloody tornado coming off. It's divine. It's not, man. It goes all over you.
28:47They keep messy. They're horrible. this lovely
28:49Rosie Ramsey:bloody lovely and I will be doing it again so you better get used to it it's awful it's awful
28:59it's time for questions from the public public as always if you'd like to get in touch it's shagged married annoyed at gmail dot com send us whatever the bloody heck you'd like
29:12Rosie Ramsey:hi Rosie and Chris just been in my local supermarket and overheard a someone a someone sorry A certain someone. And overheard someone call Deliveroo Delivery You. That's the kind of thing you would do. Me? You just call a log flume, a log fume. Delivery You. I wouldn't call it Delivery You. Again, so this comes on to what I was talking about the other day. You know, my theory that Delivery You is the perfect company name for something that's trying to get the custom of people who don't really know what Delivery You is. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we've worked this out, haven't we? Yeah, I've got a theory that there was an entire subculture of companies that just create themselves to be slightly different to something that's massively popular so that your nana buys it by accident when she's trying to get the other thing.
30:05I'm telling you.
30:05Rosie Ramsey:Like, I remember years ago, I was in like a knockoff shop and they sold Kelvin Clunes. Kelvin Clunes. Yeah. Like underpants instead of Kelvin Clunes. So you put it perfectly. like so if you said to your nana oh if your nana went what's chris want for for christmas and i go i loves calvin klein yeah yeah she'd be in that shop and she'd go he loves calvin clunes yeah that's it there you go it's hot in that so that yeah oh we'll deliver it oh delivery you yeah that's exactly the thing i heard yeah but it's like it's it's from like when you're a kid do you know what i mean you've got like a you know oh what do you want our teenage mutant ninja turtles oh look your nana got you some karate terrapins are you buzzing no i'm fucking not where is she I'll slap her I made that up in my head I've never slapped her in a moment do you know what I mean so that delivery you would be the perfect one yeah by the way note for parents I'm going to talk about Christmas presents so if there's little years I've been buying stuff online for Robin's birthday yeah and they've all turned up in boxes that are not plain yeah so I got him a little Coca-Cola fridge for his room yeah he wants a fridge just with like a bloody and it just literally had it on the same Coca-Cola and then said fridge on it.
31:17Rosie Ramsey:And he's like, oh, I know why I've got that fridge. He told me this morning he's seen all of his birthday presents. He's seen a little lamp thing I got in the boot. Poor Ben's couldn't have to open. It's crazy. That's the difference. I would never have done that. What do you mean? We weren't here. I'm shit with some stuff, but I'm really good with that stuff. And I would never have destroyed that kid's birthday. But you've destroyed that kid's birthday. Well, listen, I tell you what. Parenting, it's mad. It's 50-50, so hey, why don't you buy his birthday presents? And why don't you not let him see him?
31:46Rosie Ramsey:Weaponised incompetence. Again, you're a fucking... You're a liability. You're a prick, actually. You swore. Yeah, no, but like, how do you get off going, I would never let that happen? How about you buy his birthday presents? Because I wouldn't have wanted it. How many Christmas presents you bought this year? For you? None. What, the only person you buy for? None. For the kids? Also none. But I took a picture of some stuff in the shop. thank you thank you thank you very much tell you what you work so hard for the well-being of this family that's nice to be seen what a lovely time if we go deeper though you've never bought a decoration you've never bought a decoration?
32:27Rosie Ramsey:no you've just you just do know a decoration? for Christmas? you know the trees and you know when the house looks lovely I do buy stuff hey I buy the little houses every year little houses that we plug in so do you go to the shop by yourself or do you do it as a family tradition I pick I pick them little houses in my defence I lug all of the trees all over the fucking house trying to put them up I do all the lugging I stand them up I do all of the putting up and that in my defence you didn't put a single tree up last year I absolutely did I don't think you did I absolutely did we do it as a family like together this doesn't sound right are you sure you were there this doesn't sound right I can't believe it's backfired this look So, right, let's try again.
33:11It doesn't matter if the Bain's seen the fridge, man. It's fine. You're brilliant, ma 'am, and thank you for ordering them things. You're so lovely. You've got a lot on. It's not your fault that he saw them.
33:19Rosie Ramsey:It's too late. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. Hi, Rosie and Chris. Hi. This question is mainly for Rosie. I think we all know what Chris would say, but it could also be a word Rosie-y scenario. I haven't had one of them for a while. Please keep me anonymous. it's not I love it when people say please keep me anonymous like this is not that bad and if anyone knew that this happened I don't think they would hear you still though we are not secretive people for stuff like that we're not but some people really are yeah do you know what I mean yeah so that's fine okay my fiancée and I have lived together for nine years since we were 19 nice we've always shared our dinner times and this bad habit only revealed itself recently otherwise I'm not sure we'd have made it this far.
34:05So she's only just noticed this.
34:07Rosie Ramsey:She's only just noticed. Right. The other night, whilst eating dinner, in brackets, a meal I'd very kindly cooked for him, I heard a strange scratching noise. I looked up from my plate, assuming it was the dog or the cat. But when I saw them both sitting quietly beside me, I turned to my partner to find him furiously scratching his head with his fork. Oh.
34:31Rosie Ramsey:It's rotten. and it says here yes the very same fork he was using to eat his dinner oh I think forks are lethal right yeah and I I think they're so hard forks you could kill someone with a fork couldn't you you could stab someone with a fork I mean definitely yeah I mean I don't want to get too dark but yeah I mean you'd have to push pretty I can't imagine scratching my head with a fork so he's got to have short hair he must have like really really short shaved head or like shaved on the back sides like mine well it's it wasn't it wasn't a casual scratch either it was a proper satisfying scratch the type that would really sort out an itch all through his thick hair thick hair i just stayed in disbelief waiting to see what he'd do next and sure enough he carried on eating with that same fork did he give it a wipe uh no i don't find that that disgusting although I mean she does absolutely disgusting and to make it worse this was after his sweaty run and before his shower oh fucking hell what was the meal?
35:40Rosie Ramsey:it doesn't say right okay because that I mean then again if it's with what so if it's something like for instance a steak couple of chips bit of veg bad but not that bad right like dry but if it's more I'm thinking it's bad If that's Spag Ball, I'm well upset. Right, why? Because the hair will mix in with the spaghetti and will form, it'll wrap around it. See, isn't that funny? Why is he not having... So he's coming in from a run, sweating his bollocks off, and he's sitting down for his dinner with his fiancée. He's not having a wash first before his dinner. Not everyone's like you, Chris. I could do that.
36:21You'll get ringworm. You'll all get ringworm. You'll get ringworm. You are a ringworm. He's a ringworm. Oh.
36:27Rosie Ramsey:I have had ringworm before but not in this country. I got it abroad. I told you about that. And I lived in Rhodes and I think cats were sleeping on my sheets. Did you live out? I did live out. Cats were sleeping on your sheets? I think we worked it out because we would do the laundry and we'd leave them in the little laundry room that didn't have a door. And I think cats were sleeping on my bedding. And then I would put my bedding on. But that's what someone told us. I don't know. I don't think you can catch ringworm from cats. Well, now that I'm older, neither do I. You can get it damp. If something's damp and the bacteria is on your skin for a while.
36:58I got it in a hotel once. I got it on holiday once, sitting on a wet towel all day in wet swimming shorts. I got it once. Ugh. Yeah, yeah.
37:06Rosie Ramsey:It's funky, isn't it? Yeah. It's just a rash. It's just a circular red rash. No worms involved. Nothing new with worms. And you can get it if you don't, if the mat's on clean and jiu-jitsu, you can get it and stuff as well. Always comes back to jiu-jitsu. Oh, sorry. I lived in Rhodes and Rhodes, Rhodes, Rhodes, up the road at Rhodes. Shut up, man. Change your record. I love Rhodes. Yeah, you do. Hello, Boaz. Sorry, just to end that little bit there. Bloke scratching his head with the fork. I do... There is part of us, as a fan of scratching, there's part of us that thing, so I bet you that was a really nice scratch.
37:37Rosie Ramsey:That's what upsets me more, the scratching with the fork. Right. Than the easy... Because I'm like, it's his head. It doesn't matter. If he was feeding her with it, then that would be manky. But it's his stuff. I think your own stuff I'm not bothered about. Right, okay. If he was feeding her... Here you go, darling. No, horrible. Yeah, awful that he hasn't had a shower. I hope he gave the fork a wipe after he took a mouth full. Vile. There'd be loads of skin cells and loads of dried stuff. Vile. Stop it. I knew it would have said you. Absolutely stop it. Buy a head scratcher or something. Mm. Ming-a.
38:10Rosie Ramsey:Bab-a-do, bab-a-do, bab-a-do, ba. Bab-a-do, bab-a-do, bab-a-do, ba. Hello both. Long-time listener, big fan and all that. Thank you. Just listening to this week's pod and the stories of what the pervs of the world will pay for. Oh, well, you've put that really nicely. Well done. what the pervs of the world will be it for. Pervs of the world. Thank you. Oh, that should be the website. Pervs of the world. Pervsoftheworld.com. Yeah. Come back all together. Come together now, pervs of the world. My friend once told me a story that will stay with me forever. So here it is. You're welcome. This is going to stay with us forever.
38:42Rosie Ramsey:Whenever someone says something that will stay with you forever, I know someone's just... This is going to stay with us forever. Okay. So, you've heard of selling used niggers. Yes? Boring. being there done that we've all heard about the selling you haven't sold them you've heard about it yeah not yet there's time it's not that wild I guess that's what I said boring it's not that wild it's not what I'd spend my money on but here we are my friend's friend used to wear her knickers on the days of the month she was most dischargey it says here sorry Chris ask Rosie but you are a man of the world you know what discharge is don't you yeah but I didn't know do you want to explain to the listeners No.
39:24I didn't know there was...
39:25Rosie Ramsey:But what if people don't know? Google it. What if there's a new young lad just started listening to the podcast and he's in a relationship and he should know what discharge is before he's going to be embarrassed? Google it. I'm not describing what discharge is to the world. Okay. I didn't know... What do you mean the days of the month where she was more discharged? What is that? Because before a period, you just get discharged. do not pull your face at woman's discharge you bastard so I'm supposed to be over the moon that we're chatting about discharge it's the word it's the word seepage I'd even have seepage more than there's something about the word discharge just discharge right okay it's not a great word listen I'm not a huge fan of discharge either it's actually wrong how many times can we say discharge in this podcast stop it this podcast is sponsored by discharge right listen so we should try and get it into normal we should try and get it into normal sentences when you're not expected to see if anyone notices what throughout the podcast getting the bill and go sorry I've paid for all these but I don't notice discharge what's discharge here oh it's a service charge should we do that as a little game just between ourselves how do you keep your marriage alive we'll just get discharged we'll get a bill we're pathetic I'm going to do it next time we go to the electric car point is it discharger or discharger what's the next time we're in a hotel room what's the what's the charger is yours is it discharger or is it discharger god you two are pathetic no we've been married for 11 years this week god right stop it right what is this thing what's going to stay with us forever a friend's friend used to wear the knickers on the days of the month she was most discharging and at the end of the day she'd lay the knickers on a hot radiator thus drying out her snail trail she'd then scrape the now powder like substance from her knickers into a little bag for her personal perv to snort shut up man discharge coke
41:40oh that honestly that is the fucking do you know right so we've got a pizza oven and the other day what the hell is this side note we've got a pizza oven and and the other day i was looking at how to make the best kind of dough and it's like if you want a pizza is like pizza is classified as a fast food right and if you want a pizza it's like i'll phone the pizza place or i'll stick a pizza in the oven pizza whereas these ones are like and get the dough and then do this and then leave it for eight hours and then do this and leave it for 45 minutes and then do this and leave it for 24 hours the level of preparation to do that is up there with what this dirty cow is doing here
42:19Rosie Ramsey:well he's paying the guy's paying I mean it's a man it's a man there's no way that's a woman there's no woman buying you do it with your own discharge drugs dries it on first of all you do it with your own did you say you just do it with your own first of all you wouldn't rest in peace whoever's in that room when that radiator's on full whack imagine that where you got the radiator it's bloody august where you got the radiator's on for I'm just drying up me discharging knickers for that pervert right no bother but let's turn the ones off in the living room your dad's bloody sweating horrible horrible um letting it dry out so it's like crusty enough to scrape off and put in a little bat like a coke dealer like a little bag that you see dropped in toilet on toilet floors everything about that is horrendous i just don't i don't know what level of perv you've got to be that you're like you know what i like snort and discharge when do you find out when do you find out that that's the one.
43:12And you've got to be sorry. I'm sorry it's
43:15Rosie Ramsey:so bad. What if that what if there's my hair on the gums what if there's moisture in that bag if there's moisture in that bag it's going to liquidate again. It's going to liquidate again. This is not something you could do in the summer. It's not. Imagine the email back. Imagine the review. Well it's just obviously it's just doing it in a photo of a humid environment because I had to dry it out again. Honestly my heat bill's gone up. Drying out all her smegma on the radiator. That's just hell on. dogs licking it and that. I lost 50 quid's worth. Ill. Ill. If you've discovered that your thing is that, what steps, what did you go through to get there?
43:54Oh, what really gets us off is snorting a stranger. Send the fucking asteroid now. Send it.
44:06Rosie Ramsey:God almighty. In a way, though, I find it quite empowering. No. No, stop saying that. I'm sick to death. I'm sorry, but you're struggling to get a job. We've all got discharge women. There's a job for all of us. Dried smeg dealer. I'm not as discharge. This is a young woman thing. I'm not as discharge as I used to be. I don't think. I just thought of her nickname if I knew what I would call her. What? Pablo Discharge.
44:47Rosie Ramsey:I think I'd get on with her I think it's fun I think it's fun Oh God Babadoo babadoo babadoo Ba Hi Rosie and Chris Long time listener First time emailer I've just been listening To last week's podcast And the story about The end of year Prank with the sheep I was reminded of a story From my days at school Get in For context I went to school In a rural area In Borne Scotland Scotland Scotland Scotland a lad in the year above often drove his tractor into school and parked in the staff car park
45:20what a fucking power move oh that's fantastic but he constantly
45:25Rosie Ramsey:got in trouble for it right he drove his tractor into school and parked in the staff car park because I don't think you need to be of oh maybe to drive on roads but I think you don't like if obviously it's on private land so as long as you can physically operate it, you're not going to get told off for driving a tractor on it. My point is, if we had a farm, the kids could drive a tractor as old as they can reach the pedals. But I suppose if he's driving it on roads and taking it to school, then fair enough. But yeah, go on. Fucking funny. He was a school legend. Of course he was. So naturally, when it came to the end of your prank, he had the ideas.
46:00Rosie Ramsey:He had the ideas. Okay. He managed to sneak one of their cows off the farm in a horse box and got someone to get out of class saying they needed the loo and opened one of the back doors to let it in. It just sauntered around the lower classes sending pupils diving into classrooms and teachers into a meltdown. Utter chaos in block capitals. Some of the teachers tried to shoo it but it ended up running up the stairs to the next floor. No. Can cows run upstairs? Right. Right. That's when we all discovered the grim truth. Cows can go upstairs. They can't come downstairs. They can't come back downstairs.
46:36No.
46:37Rosie Ramsey:in the end that's not a nice story they didn't in the end it still lives there now it still lives there now and they made it a little room and it lives in the room is that is that what you wanted don't you dare tell me they killed this cow and dragged it down the fucking stairs don't don't no there must have been no no why has this upset you more than the discharge it hasn't upset us more than the discharge I'm just they didn't even try they can't go downstairs do you know how heavy cow is they can't walk they haven't got the ability I actually knew this they can go upstairs they can't go they don't understand how to go downstairs so listen no come on we've all seen we've talked about this before this is rural Scotland they're brutal man you're rural Scotland you know that episode of dogs behaving badly where they said that dog couldn't walk upstairs remember that's one of the funniest things guys channel 5 channel 5 dogs behaving badly it's actually made by our management company uh avalon got a television they've got a television arm and a television wing or whatever and they make this there's an episode where these people have got like is it a it's a husky it's a husky and they're like i can't walk upstairs there must be something wrong with it and graham the guy comes around puts a lead on it and just fucking pulls it up the stairs just he just walks up the stairs he stands there it stops he goes no come on and he pulls the lead and it goes all right it walks up the stairs and the owners are like wow you're amazing it's like you just you just fucking pulled it up the stairs he was there for about 30 seconds i turned the kettle off i'll not be eating that cheers thanks very much that was funny so i'm that this this is dread right listen no in the end the puerh farmer had to be called in the real farmer i'm guessing it might be his dad and, well, the cow never made it back with the field.
48:31Rosie Ramsey:I imagine the lad got in serious trouble for that one. That's the prank. That's the prank. That's the prank. He meant that. That's the prank. Not have a cow in. Get executed cow upstairs. After that, the school was on a mission to ban pranks altogether. My year, we're told not to bother showing up the last few weeks unless we had an exam and senior staff literally guarded the door and you had to show ID and get your name cross-checked on the exam timetable to be late. I'm just picturing a couple of students with a cow in a top hat and a coat. Are you a cow? Yeah. Where's your ID? Poor cow. Hi guys, got a quick ick for you both.
49:14Rosie Ramsey:Quick ick. My boyfriend wears glasses. Sometimes after a long day, the weight of them starts to press on his ears and his nose, causing him a fair bit of discomfort. Yeah. I get that. Yeah, them bits on the top. Yeah. I would struggle wearing glasses. I get really, when I wear sunglasses, I get like, you know. I know what you mean. Completely fair enough. I do feel for him when this happens. The point at which I lose sympathy slightly is when he decides to watch TV wearing his prescription swimming goggles.
49:51Rosie Ramsey:God love him. Broad daylight watching this. Sitting on the sofa with his goggles on. Fantastic. There is a picture attached. No. I'm so excited to see this picture. You ready? Yeah.
50:18Rosie Ramsey:Oh, I think that's such a shame. Oh, mate, I absolutely love you. I love him. I love him. oh that's the new i need that on my computer that's going to be my dog on a log flume that's my dog on a log flume i'm going to look at that every morning that's that's made my day of that god love them thank you so much for listening to this week's episode of shagged married annoyed yes thank you for listening thank you for watching uh as always if you've got anything at all you want to send in it's shagged married annoyed at gmail.com we're back in your ears and your depraved violet eyeballs next week. Depraved, I like that.
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