WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!

0:00Hey slags, coming up on this week's episode of Shagman and Annoyed. Oh, we talk about wallpaper. Oh, I love wallpaper. You do, of course you do. I do. You absolutely love it. Any discussion about wallpaper, I'm very happy. Of course. I'll be honest with you, we're all over the place. We're talking about so many things this week. We're talking about WhatsApp groups. Yes. You spotted in my phone when you were covertly looking through my phone, you spotted the name of a WhatsApp group. I did, which I hadn't. And you called us out on it. Yes. That's not what it seems. But listen, all of that pales in insignificance to the fact that I guessed a Rosie's Mystery.

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2:22Oh yeah. No more than, genuinely Rose, you seem to think it's more than me but I think it's actually more you. The fact that you have gone on so many rants about how AI is terrifying and stuff but then yesterday a carpenter told you that you could you could take a foot it was literally like you can take a foot with the living room and if you think you want wood cladding on the ceiling which is what you wanted you can get Chachi to do it. I didn't know this. That was that. Guys, I'm not kidding can I tell you right now I'm paying£20 a month right yeah exactly right so that's the thing right no no listen to this right so I was like because obviously cards on the table we just use it for our children's homework no I don't well just if I don't know what like a you know the bloody adverbial or whatever I'm like oh the fuck no I used it before this just to correct me grammar because all my friends are teachers and sometimes on the group chat I get I feel pressured wow because I don't know where to put full stops or you know comments so then so what happened was The carpenter said to us, I was calling him a joiner, but he didn't like being called a joiner.

3:19He was a carpenter. Kind of like that. I honestly thought he was going to fight us. So he said, you can do that. And I went, oh, yeah, you've got to sign up to do that. You've got to pay your money. £20 a month is a bit steep, but you can cancel at any time. But you went, I use it all the time. You don't have to pay. And I went, no, for images and videos, you have to. Guys, I am not kidding. I left the room to make a cup of coffee. I came back in. she'd signed up she'd done her credit card details in she was in there she already had a photo of it that's it's the fastest and your brain works the same as mine we can't buy train tickets or book hotels online quickly it's a long drawn out process because whenever you go to forms and stuff but when there's a bit of fucking cladding or what does it look like with wallpaper on the line you were in there like the matrix it was insane it looks so good by the way I'm sick of being shown AI renders of what our room's going to look like.

4:18Although then again, I'm also sick of holding up bits of wallpaper and trying to imagine what it looks like. Well, this is the thing. It's a lot easier. It is clever. It's very clever. I'm sure there's... Wow. It's probably took a job on someone, but yeah, it's very clever. Very clever. It's writing books and everything. We'll be doing podcasts soon. Well, can I just say as well... Oh, there's a song on TikTok that's trending, but it's an AI song. Well, yeah, well, I came on stage the other night doing my warm-ups for me stand-up too. I came on stage to a 1950s soul version of Without Me by Eminem.

4:48It's amazing. And is it AI? Yes. You're taking away from the arts, though. You shouldn't do that. You're taking away from fucking graphic designers and wallpaper people. Well, listen, I'm going to cancel it now. I've got what I need. Right. I'm going to cancel it. Great. Because I don't actually want to take it. I don't like it. Don't tell them. I always say please and thank you. Do you? Yeah. Could you chat to me? You've got to. Yeah. Right. Okay. Listen, this was going to be a quick end. I've actually seen it now. You see now, are you happy with it? It's on AirPlayMoney. So have you decided?

5:14No, I'm still undecided. Well, let Chad GPD deal with it. I can't be arsed to hear any more about fucking wallpaper. The amount of tiles and wallpaper where you're getting delivered to this house. Are you under some kind of scam where you're just going to get enough of the testers to build a wallpaper without having to pay for some wallpaper? That could be possible, to be honest with you. Fucking nightmare, honestly. Anyway, guys, thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Thank you for being here. Please continue to like, rate, and subscribe. And again, every now and then, And I'd just like to say thank you so it doesn't sound like a little bit of a script.

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7:10It's fucking shit everywhere. Just detritus everywhere. Does it fall? Here's my question. Have I missed it? Or does it fall out of the Hoover? I don't know. Maybe you need to change the filter. Right. No, I haven't got time for that. So we've also got, you know, we've got, with the Hoover we got, we've got one of the ones where it's the roller head and it's got the laser. So it puts the laser on the floor and it shows you. Never used it. I had to stop. I put it on for a day once. I was like, I'm going to be here forever. You can see shit you're not supposed to see. Right, well, why? You don't need to see that.

7:40I was like, I live here now. This is it. I'm sure I threw it away. I can't have that in my life. Our house is really clean. I know it is. It's super clean. Well, I'll tell you, when it's the 30th then, just when I finished hoovering because there's fucking shit everywhere. I don't know what happens. Do you think the hoover's fucked? That's what I'm thinking. Right, okay. Yeah. Do you remember back in the olden days? Olden days. Like, because we've got, now we've got the chop where you put it in a tulster, the cordless one. and I know most people have got cordless now I'm not not everybody but do you remember when it was just like the little cord and your mom just literally was seething 24-7 having to rag this hoover around and like and I remember having to like lift me legs up for the cord and all that kind of stuff like I remember genuinely being terrified when making the move to cordless I remember being genuinely terrified it was a big lead I was in the shop for ages I was in the shop for ages standing there with the staff in my going well I just don't know when there's no cord what will I do and he's like you can fucking walk wherever you want it's amazing and the battery does last for it here's the thing I might have to check before we put this out that he's okay with it but I was talking to a friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson on the phone alright when are you not talking on the phone everyday twice a day you speak to your friends so much more everyday twice a day me and Carl school run school run and both yeah school run there and back what's annoying is his school run finishes slightly after mine so I'm on the way back from the school run and I ring him and he can't pick up because he's too busy and he rings me and I'm like I'm back in the house now like this is my time now.

9:03First world problem. Anyway he said to me that his wife either never charges the Hoover or she puts the battery somewhere that he can't find it when it's charging or something. Okay. So in an unbelievable So you've not got it on the wall? No I don't think so. So in an unbelievable incredible act of pettiness I swear and I'll have to check if this is okay for us to tell you he has bought his own Hoover. What do you mean? So in his house now This is ridiculous. In his house now there's her hoover and there's his hoover stop it well because she doesn't I mean listen yeah I get it I get it I get it the man's a mad man no I get it that would that would infuriate me yeah well you never wipe down the benches it's a sit like oh do you want your own bench like no it just drives us mad like you never wipe down the benches you can just work like everyone's oh by the way no what just me mom and me auntie absolutely you put three pictures up yesterday yeah right and i i think you only do it when they're there you only do stuff when people are there so that when you left me mom was like he is he is fantastic he is and i'm like he's only done it because you're here i've actually been asking those pictures i've had those frames for a year first of all this this sums up your negative attitude and the way you are constantly playing down my achievements it was four pictures in your head in your disgusting head right it was four pictures and a coat hook right which you put up how many inches two inches higher than it should have been two inches higher than I said because I stood and I went and you said where do you want it and I said right well obviously I'm going to be you're a bit taller than me but me and the kids are going to use it so I just I didn't even stretch far I just sort of put my hand up and I went there that's where I want the bottom so I'll tell you exactly what happened it's that long it's such a long coat hook it's like a big long wooden thing and what I did was I picked the middle point and then I pick each side point and I had accidentally, it was wonky and what I've done is I've leveled it up higher, on the high end of the wonky.

11:09I'm very sorry. I think somewhere deep in your consciousness, consciousness, you've gone, fuck her, fuck the kids, I'm putting this up to my level. Yeah, because I definitely want more things to do. I definitely want, dad, can you pass me code? Chris, can you get this code down? I want that added on to your list of shit. Get used to it because I can't reach. Listen, let's stop this. just go back to how amazing your mom and aunt you think your mom and aunt but actually can i just say i mean i love me dad yeah i don't want to i'm i'm not saying that he didn't do much back in the day he didn't do much diy and stuff no and i don't think cat's husband did i don't think and listen are they still together i'm like oh can i be honest with you so i'm not great everyone listening i'm not amazing at diy i can you know i can do the basic things i can't do any plumbing i can't do any electrics, I wouldn't dare, but I can do, put shelves up.

12:00You're really good at putting pictures up. Now, what I'm, yes, the one thing I am really good at, and I do the maths on it and everything, I measure it. Put all of these up. Yeah, so if you need, if you've got a long space and you've got six pictures, I can get them equidistant and level, bang, bang, bang. You can. You are good at that. You will not be surprised when I tell you this. I did them yesterday, specifically, as I'm doing them, I was so excited to shout you and your Auntie Kath and your mum into the room, because I knew how buzzing they'd be when I did it. Yeah. I've done it in the boat and aren't you fantastic and I just stand there going fucking right I am and then they just look at me like an absolute piece of shit and they're like what do you do what do you do and then oh god and then you went to the shops you went to the shops and that was it and then we're like and he's going to the supermarket my god and he's going to the supermarket what a guy and I'm just like are you two there goes my hero I'm sorry, but the couple of dinosaurs got married.

13:00When did they get married? The 70s. So yeah, so that just - World's different now. So all that does, exactly. I'm not brilliant by any stretch of foundations. The level of, I think, husband and father has just leveled up like fuck since back then. I'm sorry, I am not impressed that you went to the supermarket to buy food for our family. But what I did have to add, when they were like, he's gone to the supermarket. I was like, yeah, you'll not buy any meals. Right. like you don't go to the supermarket and think right I'll get that ingredient that ingredient you just go and you just get like milk and eggs and bread yeah which are ingredients we'll have an eggy bread hey I haven't I haven't had eggy bread for ages I love eggy bread is that because eggs make you shit your pants oh yeah no not hard boiled eggs I've learnt now can I just say as well I may have shit my pants again the other day though what would I have had then it was egg again I don't know what you've done no it was something else and I just thought yeah I can't live you've got something I've definitely got it You need an intolerance test.

13:56You're intolerant to something. Again, I know why you won't, because you'll find out it's something you love. Speaking of stuff you love. I think it was red wine. Oh, God, really? Absolutely not. It's not with the festivities coming up. I don't want to know. I'll just shit me pants. You guys have a little nappy? A little Christmas nappy? Huh? Hey, listen. There's a Poonami at Christmas. Yes. It's for new children's book. It's out now. And maybe Mammy might shut her pants at the end if she has a glass of mulled wine or a hard-boiled egg. We're both pointing that on the white shot. So there it is.

14:24There it is. It's very good. Santa's very cute. So if I gave you a runny, soft-boiled egg and a big glass of red wine, you'd explode. I think so. That's how I'll die. Feliz Navidad.

14:39We had a fight about the jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle. So this is the jingle. We hope you like the jingle. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, ba. Jingle. Hello and welcome back to Shagmary Denoid. So it is that time of year, everyone's ill. Everyone's ill, including our youngest, Rafe. He's not ill, he's just got a bit of a cough. Listen, he's still fine to go to school. He's not that bad. He's just got a bit of a cough and a sniffles, but he was running around making, he's fine. But in the middle of the night, he crept in our bed last night. Right. And I don't think you heard this. In the middle of the night, he was inches like on my face right not even inches away he was on my face that must have been so so fast asleep that i didn't realize and then i just remember being woke up by this

15:38into my mouth into my actual mouth and i feel a little bit bad i don't think he noticed because he didn't wake up but i hide him off and i was like no god i just oh i really can't be i've I've Dettol'd all the remote controls. I've Dettol'd all the doors. Everything that he's touched has had Dettol. Other antibacterial sprays and wipes are available. Yeah, I put all the cushions outside for a while because I saw a video once upon a time saying... That's upsetting, by the way. I don't like that you started doing that. It's fucking snowing outside and I went into the bedroom and all the windows were open.

16:13You've got to get that air out. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I got a shock. Like, I got a fright. I heard you go into the room and go, oh it was horrible like it was actually like it was like walking into something it was the best way to describe it was like walking into a glass door it was bastard freezing in it yeah no I saw a video I'm not even going to say it I didn't read it no one told us I saw a video and I think it's in where do they let the kids nap outside oh like Scandinavian cold countries they let the kids in the snow which I think we used to do that with Robin remember let them nap outside Let him nap outside.

16:51Really good for them, apparently. Yeah, it's really good. Sleeping in a cold room's good for you, apparently. Yes, yes. But then I saw as well that you've got to open the windows for like 20 minutes a day, even in the winter, get all of the crappy, horrible, mangy air out and put your pillows outside. And not so much your bedding. It just gets rid of stuff. I do believe this entire thing was written by a gang of pillow thieves. And I do believe they are. They're on here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it'll not be the scrap men coming over. fucking do you not just think like i don't don't get us wrong i like fresh air coming in the room it's quite nice and i get it i sort of get this one i understand that maybe you're letting this you're letting the stale air blow out fair enough but do you not just think like if you if you did every bit of shit that someone online told you to do oh you would have no time in your day i'm not eating grapes anymore no but you know what i mean yeah but it's that it's fucking everything it's Like, no, two seconds.

17:48Can I just whinge? It's open your windows, do this. Oh, get up early. Read the passage of a book. Oh, journal. Oh, meditate. Oh, stretch. Oh, hang. Hang. That's a new one. Hang. Find something and fucking go in the loft and just hang on something with your hands and decompress your back. Do you know what it is, though? You've got to only take from it what you want. Here's something, right? Yeah. How about, you know, I've been watching a lot of videos recently about like how food's got loads of pesticides on it and shit. Oh, this is different. Okay. Do you know what it is though? I mean, yes and no, because obviously it's nice to eat food.

18:23But I looked on all the packaging the other day and oranges and there is stuff on them and you're like, right, okay. But then I had a cauliflower and I looked on the ingredients and it just said cauliflower. Because that is, to this time of year, it's a root vegetable, isn't it? Right. I think. It just said cauliflower. Oh God, maybe I'm wrong. But anyway, I was like, well, why don't we just go back old school and stick to the seasonal veg and fruit? So without getting too sort of boring and hard-hitting, there'd be two good things for that because then shit wouldn't have to be flown all over the world.

19:01Well, yeah. So sometimes if you go and get strawberries or whatever, or something in the supermarket now, and it'll say it's from fucking Malta or something, and it'll say, well, of course, because they're not growing here. Yeah. So I don't know. but that is I think nowadays as well because everything's too available everything's too ready everything's too available you just go in the supermarket and you go oh I want a fucking guava you know they don't even grow here but I'll just have that guava is a thing I've said it now it feels like it's not a word yeah it is like a fruit you know what I mean I want a star fruit I want a fucking passion fruit I want this I want that you can get it whenever you want you can buy them on fucking boxing day yeah it is what it is yeah you'd have to then dial all that back we've gone too far you'd have to dial all that back you'd have to go to all them supermarkets oh by the way you can't sell any of that shit now.

19:41So there's a footload of your profit gone. Yeah. Yeah. And the band loves eating grapes. God, that Robert... Love his grapes this time of year. Sorry, Rafe's going to turn into a grape. Yeah. A little Gilbert grape. Which is always fun because you just can't leave the room ever. Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying. Again, until I had kids, I didn't realise grapes are the most dangerous thing in the whole fucking world. I know. Everything's dangerous. But yeah, so... Is cauliflower a root budge? We'll find out. Come back. Come back after this. They grow on the floor. Don't go anywhere. They grow on the floor, don't they?

20:07I'll find out. I'm sure they're on like a it almost looks like a big fucked up asparagus oh yeah and it's just got bits of I'm sure I love cauliflower I think it's my new favourite veg cauliflower rice is upsetting oh I know it's lovely no I'm not having it I'm not having it it's not and it's not rice it's just mushed up it's not a root veg it's a flour oh flour cauliflower it was a little bit of a hat yeah that's embarrassing welcome to the morons live there'll be people listening there going are you two out of your fucking minds probably probably alright what are you going to do apologies to all the farmers out there he don't even know that's him taking his headphone out love the farmers great what are there any downsides to eating cauliflower oh god one of the biggest issues is gastro intestinal distress gas and bloating how often are you eating cauliflower quite often all year round recently so I've got to be careful yeah what what accounts for the years and years of bloating that you've had beforehand oh okay we're back there we're back to it you've got an intolerance it's eggs isn't it it's eggs it's eggs I've had eggs my whole life I hope it's something like crisps oh you'd love that wouldn't you I would love that why I'll tell you why because I was going to the supermarket yesterday doing my shop because I'm class I'm a great man just a great guy put the pictures up and I went to the supermarket is there anything this guy can't do Red floor sign from my mom.

21:39You came at the fucking supermarket. And I was... What they didn't know is I had to write you a list, though. I was in the... Well, I was at... Crisps were on... Your mom and you stood there, and your mom went, get some crisps. And you went, no, don't get any crisps. And she went, get some crisps. I'm here. I'm here. I like crisps. Because as you said, your mom doesn't... She thinks eating crisps doesn't count when it's at someone else's house. Yeah, yeah. And you were like, no, I can't have crisps in the house. I can't have them. So there was this argument between you. And then you gave in and went, okay, get some crisps.

22:06And I was in the crisp aisle and I was on the phone to Carl. And I said to him, I went, I'm in a really weird position here, mate, because I'm about to buy some crisps. And I'm looking around and I'm, no matter what I do here, I'm getting bollocked. Because if I buy the wrong crisps. You did buy the wrong crisps. There it is. I'm getting bollocked. But then if I do buy crisps and they're the right crisps and she eats the crisps, I get bollocked because she's eating the crisps. I didn't bollock you. I ate the crisps. You, fuck you. You opened the cupboard yesterday. you show the crisps at us and you went why did you buy these and i said the last conversation we had was the words were crisp buy some crisps i'm sorry i'm hard i'm hard to be mad i know i'm graft i'm graft but i just want to be skinny and i love crisps so i don't know what to tell you um you don't want to be skinny you look fantastic i want to be rake thin never be i know you will never be skinny you are beautiful you're a fantastic shape pack it in but honestly stop eating as many crisps because there's never any left for me that's what feeder just start dipping your crisps in butter because i've heard it keeps the ghosts all but i would do need butter

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25:41Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, ba. Now, Rosie. Yes? As you know, I was in the war zone last night with the lads. Oh, no. What? No. No, you weren't in the war zone. I was in the war zone. You weren't in the war zone. I was. Because I... Okay. Is it a beef? It's... No. Okay. We just recorded a video for TV licensing. They're having a little Christmas day, I think, doing a children in need quiz. Yeah. just did a video on your phone i edited it and you went can you send it to leo manager i went yeah no bother i went on the whatsapp groups and i saw the name of the group the name of the group oh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay i was gonna tell you that yeah do you know right okay so that's what this is about oh yeah i already know right no no but that's one bit right i was gonna bring it up later all right go on then tell everyone what the name of the group is one looking through my phone awful come on then well i just saw a group with a with a man with a monkey mask on yeah called whore zone whore zone so just for a laugh i added the lads in the group this is four we'll play it and i thought what can i call the group and i didn't want to call it like cod boys or like cod lads or warzone lads so i just called it whore zone because i just thought it was a funny little play on words um so i was in the war zone obviously you knew who you married i'm a call of duty guy i always have been a call of duty guy yeah but you have stuck true to call of duty yeah so um two things right so i call it whore zone so you're obviously a member of is there any whores in it?

27:02Just the three lads I play with. No, I meant on the game. No, it's just a game. It's like, you know, it's a lot like Fortnite. You drop into this big map and you all fight. And we all got our headsets on. Oh, God, I know. It's horrible. I looked through the window the other night. Was it last night you were on there? In the whore zone? Yeah. And I looked through and you were just sat, just like a foot away from the telly with your little headset on. Pulled the sofa right across the room. Yeah, so. Right. Because I'll be honest with you, I used to be able to sit leaning on the edge of the sofa with no back support and play on my computer.

27:35I'm 39 now. You know, there's a few miles on the clock. If I lean forward, both my hands go numb. So I had to pull the sofa right across the back. I think I've damaged the wooden floor. Big marks on the wooden floor. Had to pull the sofa all the way across so I can sit there. Just for sniping. Don't know, I'll have a check. I might just leave it in the middle of the room. Just for sniping because I need to see. Anyway, listen. If you have damaged that floor, I'll be absolutely raging. Rosie people could have died. I saved lives. So we've got to, you're going to hate this so much. So there's a thing on Call of Duty called a clan tag.

28:06So you have your name on the game, which I can't say because people are trying to add us. No offense, I just don't want loads of people on my friends list. I've only got me two, three mates. So there's a clan tag at the beginning, which is like a collection of letters, so you all can put that at the beginning, so you know you're all on the same team. Vile. Right? So ours, is M-A-W-T-L. Do you know what that stands for? No. I can't believe I'm telling you this. It stands for Aren't We The Lads?

28:47Oh, God.

28:52I hate it. So, Jonathan, my friend, your friend, Steph's husband, came on with us last night so me and jordan sean have aren't we the lads but jonathan didn't have that and i said jonathan if you're gonna come in the war zone with me why don't you change your thing aren't we the lads and he was like oh no i don't do that i don't do that and i was like no come on just change it and he went quite honestly he went no because when i play with my other mates i'll have to change it back to nothing because they'll be like what's that right right i went okay and then he went have i ever told you about this and he told me that he was out with one of his mates once with all all of his mates you know a lot of groups of mates and people listening you'll refer to yourselves as the lads um they his mate was on a whatsapp group while he was with them and he was texting on his phone and he was in another whatsapp group with another group of mates do you know what the name of the whatsapp group was i don't the real lads oh oh can you imagine oh that's horrible i was fucking creased what he told us so he had a better set of friends but his other friends saw it they went hey hey like in the pub like pints down like hey what show me that phone what's that and literally apparently the cross-examiner they're like who the fuck are these that's terrible oh it's just me other mate and he's going i didn't name the group that i didn't it apparently says they're still not over it i would i'd possibly fall out still gets a load of shit for it yeah yeah yeah wow that's bad that is the real lads the real lads honestly i would i don't think i don't think i'd be your friend anymore you got you sometimes have to take modern day things into account i know he like just what's group name but it's actually really important it means a lot it does mean a lot you know what it is i thought you'd think that was stupid i'm glad you're on board no i agree i'd be oh god what if if my best mates andrew and steph had a different group being like the real friends i'd cry um so just with this whole doing online games i'm absolutely fine with it love spending time apart on nighttime it's great can you just not be so desperate to go all the time because that's upsetting listen no that's because the kids aren't even fully in bed and you're like I've got to get on with the lads.

30:57I don't like, it's just really, it's not cool. When the siren calls and the bombs are dropping and I'm needed in the war zone on the front line, there'll be no time for bedtime. This is me training. Right? Ask us how many times we won last night. How many times? Twice. Okay. Alright, well. Do you know why? Because we are the lads. You are the lads. I went to see five the other night You did At the Newcastle Arena It was absolutely class Such a good show All five of them? All five of them? Fucking fantastic All five of them And also Singing live Honestly Fair play Unbelievable Yeah It was a really good night We were meant to meet them beforehand Because I got in touch Which was meant So cool Like a little bit unbelievable Like a 15 year old man Would die Yeah yeah We were meant to go meet them beforehand And I told all my friends and then I got a message very later on saying just me and one person can go.