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28:27Voy a preguntar lo que formalices

29:22¡Bing! Bing Bagayaya Bagayaya Bagayaya Scuppers Bing I hate this Okay, okay, here's what I think is happening I think when a man becomes a dad sometimes And a woman They turn into something else Like a creature of sorts And I think I think they get into this Like childlike place I think not a lot of people talk about men after having kids. Women talk about postpartum. Not enough. But men also go through a version of postpartum. And maybe something has switched in him. They just become a silly little guy. And he's just, in order to cope, he's just like, bing, bing, bing, bing. He became Crazy Frog.

30:14So I have a made-up language, too. Chinese, Mandarin. Mandarin is not made up By the way this is made up I'm like I don't think it's made up I have a made up language ni hao ma

30:35Stop Yeah no that's my made up language Yeah for sure Something has snapped in you I do think that having children Something triggers a man To become more Like a child 3 3

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31:027 17 He's giving her the ick big time. He also should go to therapy because I think there's some underlying... Him saying no to therapy. Well, it's interesting that... Did he say no? No, he said... He said... He said... She said he will not go to therapy. We have discussed it calmly previously. He did not take me seriously or make changes. I think the issue about all of this is just that he doesn't do this stuff around his friends. She's saying it at work and other situations. He does it around her. She has asked him to stop and he just keeps saying it's just a joke. It just sounds like he's being disrespectful of her.

31:39No matter how silly the circumstances are, he's just not listening to her. He clearly is not. He's a financial bro. His financial bros would never accept this, probably. He clearly is not getting a creative outlet that he needs. He needs to go fucking clown a stick. Take a clown workshop. He does need to do clowning. He's having a creative... This guy needs to be an improviser. Yeah. No, sometimes I feel like if I were in a job like this and I can't be crazy and wild, I might, this might happen. Yeah. Imagine I was a financial person and I was like walking over to people's desk and I was like, hey y 'all.

32:18I would go home and be like wet for dinner, bitch. Exactly. I would lose my shit. His calling he's not doing what he actually enjoys. But the kid's situation him speaking to the kids in another language, that would bother me So much. The real issue I think here is that he's speaking to their kids in a made up language which they're in a development phase which would frustrate me because those aren't real words that they can use. And the kids are confused. And they're very confused. And then it said he will say, instead of saying no he'll say his made up stuff and then get frustrated when the kids don't respond to it.

32:58It's like, what's going on? We don't know what pig awake means. Look, I'm not a psychologist. Well, it means Pam and Will. Yeah, Pam and Will. Pig and wig. I'm obviously not a psychologist by any means. I have no expertise in it. But I do feel like what seems to be happening is this guy. There's something going on. And this is a weird way that it's coming out of him. And he's going, oh, I don't need therapy. I'm fine. It's like, I don't think you are. Something's occurring. Something is going on inside your head. I don't know what it is. His kids are bringing out some side that was suppressed.

33:30Especially because he's downplaying it. cuando he es como, como, he es no reconocer lo que es como. you no es fun anymore. Yeah. I can understand why comments and stuff are going, oh, is there Tourette's or autism or something because it's, it's displaying like, like, oh, there's like, something neurological maybe happening. And I think maybe, but it's maybe more like, maybe it's like a trauma response. I know. It can be. Get your brain scan. He really should go because I feel like someone, this is an interesting behavior that's happening. There is also the element of like, she's like, This is wearing me down.

34:02There is also the element, the possibility that this is a form of just pure manipulation. It's possible. We don't know who these people are at all. He's just doing this to berate her because he sees how much it affects her. People do mean shit. I don't know. I'm saying we don't know these people. These are all possibilities. This is still not as bad as wedding woman. Okay. I do agree with you. I agree with you. The verdict is not the asshole. She's doing nothing wrong Comments Is this a real post? If it is, you got problems OP Not the asshole OP said, I wish I was joking I sometimes wonder if lockdown broke something in his brain Oh Someone said not the asshole I do this kind of stuff a lot Mostly the one about imitating stuff from shows I quote random TikToks all the time Make weird noises to myself, etc But I'm more than capable of cutting it out if I have to I used to say my guy all the time Until it became a habit I don't know about that one, my guy Alright, my guy.

35:01That one specifically drove my ex up the wall and when he told me he hated it, I made a concentrated effort to stop saying it. The fact he doesn't do this around other people shows he's more than capable of knocking it off when required. And that he's aware, at least on some level, that he's doing it. The only thing I can suggest, given that your husband doesn't seem receptive to an adult conversation, is that you refuse to engage with him unless he speaks properly. Like if he says scuppers or whatever it was, just act confused and say, Sorry, was that a yes or a no? Basically, don't react to these weird made-up things he's saying and show him you're not going to play ball anymore.

35:37OP said, thanks. Yes, I think this is a plan. It's been going on for so long now that I don't often have to ask for a translation anymore, so I tend to still reply to his nonsense. I'm going to stop answering unless he speaks normally. Scappers. Scappers. Scappers. Do you want lobster for dinner? Scappers. Scappers. Okay. I am laughing. It is funny. Also, my guy is not the same as a full made up. Oh man, I was saying dude a lot and man, my girlfriend was at me. Someone said no one's the asshole. Have you spoken to him directly about the fact you've noticed he's doing this more often? Is it possible he's falling into this silly type of thing to cope with other stresses?

36:16Yes. I completely understand being annoyed by it, but if the frequency has increased, there is certainly a reason for it. Maybe giving him the opportunity to open up about this in conversation as opposed to a response to you snapping.

36:45¡Ew!

36:57whilst I'm trying to settle our toddler for bed, which just gets him all hyperactive and hard to settle. I'm sorry. The toddler's going to bed. She's like, goodnight, sweetie. He's like, garbage. Whatever he said. Scuppers. No, he says garbage when he burps, right? Yeah. Garbage. Garbage. I'm sorry. This is so awful. All right, we've come back around. He's hilarious. No, he's not. There's something going on and I would lose my literal mind. Yes. I would lose my mind. I think this person needs help. Professional help. Yes. Yeah, probably. Update. Oh my God. Thank God. Oh my God. Scabbers. Bing.

37:43It's been several months since I posted this, so thought I'd come back to update as requested. He eventually agreed to get checked out, confirmed neurotypical and no other health concerns. We were referred for marriage counseling And he wouldn't go I ended it and am slowly rebuilding my life Honestly this post was just the tip of the iceberg And I'm exhausted but glad to be out He also ended up really insulting Our close friends and it all spiraled Into complete hellfire So they got it Wait she's saying this was just the tip Of the iceberg there was okay so This is the reddit thing that happens a lot Where someone writes in and they go Oh my husband's making silly noises And then they update and they go Oh, by the way, he also tried to murder me.

38:25It's like, yeah, okay. So the silly noises were not the problem. Oh, because they don't want to fully admit the big scary thing. Well, they're kind of like, yeah, they're kind of... They're processing like, yeah, he makes silly noises. Isn't that crazy? And in the back of their head, they're like, he tried to kill me. Yeah, he cheated on me. Wait, so they're just divorced. They're divorced. And so the kid is going to go to dad's house, and it's going to be all made up language. It'll be interesting if he continues doing it. He will. I'm surprised he was willing to go to a doctor To get checked out And they're like yeah he's not Because he probably knows that he's not Wow Maybe he did it So she would divorce him And it was her decision Like a gone girl type of thing Yeah this is gone girl This is gone girl Shane's not buying it he doesn't like it But Gaia ya girl Nice No but it's also funny when it's like Oh, why did you guys get a divorce?

39:22Well, I was like saying all these I have a made up language And that's crazy Garbage Damn Yeah Still not as wild as the Lady's the worst But then this woman And her future dates Or husbands or partners They say one little quirky thing She's like, stop He's like, gotcha She's like, stop He's like, it's a slippery slope. She's like, no. No, stop it. He's like, booyah. Yeah, booyah. One of them burps. She pulls out a gun. She's like, better fucking stop. Enough. Enough. Enough. Don't you dare. She keeps attracting these people. Looney Tunes. Yeah. She's just with a cartoon. Wow. Okay. Okay. Our next story comes from Relationship Advice.

40:16This was posted in October of 2025. 5. I hurt my friend's girlfriend's feelings by saying his ex was a better cook. How do I make her feel better? All right. So OP is a 32-year-old man. His friend is a 26-year-old man. And his friend's girlfriend is a 28-year-old woman. Once again, I hurt my friend's girlfriend's feelings by saying his ex was a better cook. How do I make her feel better? Just facts. It's just how it is sometimes. Yeah. My friend recently started dating this new girl. I would say it's been about six months since they started dating. One thing that I noticed is he's cooking way more than he did in his previous relationship.

40:54This is the first relationship since he and his ex broke up for good. And one thing about his ex, she could cook. She made by far the best pork chop I have ever tasted. But everything she made, she could do some crazy work in that kitchen. My wife is more of a baker. But when they would both team up where she cooks and my wife would bake, it was like Shaq and Kobe. Oh my. Wait Holy fucking shit Now unfortunately my friend's ex Cheated on him but I was able to Convince him to try to make it work Cause that pork chop Pork chop Holy shit but I convinced him to try to make it work But then she cheated again and there was no Convincing it It sucks because I miss those pork chops What the hell Someday he had my wife and I over For dinner and surprisingly his new girlfriend Was cooking En su nuevo relación, he ha sido haciendo la mayoría de la cocina.

41:47La cocina era average. Pero su ex era muy bien. Así que después de la cocina, ella dijo, ¿Cómo fue? Oh, no. Olivia es perdiendo. Es así. Es así. They were like, Jack and Kobe is crazy. Put those pork chops, so she cheated on me five times. Ha picado que te he Cheaté a tu best friend Y go, ya gotta go back Y invite me over The night she comes back Okay, so this new girl Axt about the cooking She goes, be honest, how was it? So my wife and I were honest Like she asked And said it was average We talked about how his ex Was the most amazing cook ever And gave her some tips My wife said If we ranked her cooking It would be my friend's ex Herself Me, my friend And then his current girlfriend I disagree ¡Ay, gracias!

43:04She had a great ass. My ranking is my friend's ex, my friend, my wife, my friend's current girlfriend, and then me. But I do think there is room for debate after the first two, to be honest. But I don't think it's close. My friend's ex by a wide margin. Then my friend himself. You can play with the other order somewhat after that. Then we talked about how combining my friend's ex's cooking with her baking was an unstoppable force, lol. Anyway, her feelings were really hurt. Yeah. And my friend made us leave. My wife and I are confused because she asked for honesty And we were giving her feedback Now I see we should have lied But don't ask people to be honest And then get mad at honesty But still I do want to make it up to her Any ideas welcome Cook some pork chops I'll take long to reply because I'm at work But will when I can Thank you She didn't ask for a ranking Dude No what if she did ask for a ranking She said how was the food Be honest Could you imagine And they said okay so if I have to rank They're just sitting there going like Well let's rank them Bueno, de supuesto, el hot, hot, hot ex ¿Puedo podcast micas swoop in En front de ellos y go, bueno, alright Vamos a rank it Can I laugh?

44:11Can I just say, yes That is really mean to say To a new girlfriend Entering their friend group However I think I appreciate this type of Honesty You know, it's like I can appreciate este tipo de honesty si es welcomed por todos los en el mundo y esperaba, pero ella no era así que no, ella era así que era así, ella era así, ella era así que no era así, si se iba a un audición y le daba ¿Cómo se ha hecho? Bueno, si yo tenía que rank todos los actores de hoy I would love that, yo would actually appreciate that I'd be like, yeah, how can I do better? I do kind of agree with the auditioning thing I'd be like, yeah, I want that Yeah, tell me the truth.

45:01There is a world where being able to handle that type of honesty is very freeing. Yes. But in this situation, she cooked something and she asked for feedback and they went into talking. Don't bring up someone's ex. Don't ever bring someone's ex up. First of all, average, not a fun word. Don't use it. Nobody likes mid or average. It's crazy how average means, oh, it's the most common, but it's bad. Also, it's almost worse to say bad. Did she put down the food and go, okay, what do you guys think? Be honest. es como un... Es como un... En el hot dog. Bueno, ok, aquí es el tema. ¿Qué si... I did look crazy.

45:34¿Qué si el ex es Bobby Flay? ¿Qué? O Gordon Ramsey. True, true. He's married. Bueno, you know, o... Martha Stewart. Wow, his ex es Martha Stewart. Do you know what I mean? I didn't know she was good at pork chops. It's Ina Garten, you know. She's, ok, she's married and her and Jeffrey have a very solid relationship. No, I'm saying like what if it was like the best... No, I know. Cook. Like, why is this friend convincing the friend so hard, even after she cheated, to get back? These pork chops must be the craziest. These friends got to let this ex go. What if they just befriend the ex? OPs need, it seems like that's what they want.

46:13They should just be friends with the ex so they can keep eating her pork chops. They cared about the pork chops so much. Honestly, what they need is they just need to get the recipe and get better at cooking it. Yeah, but it sounds like the way she makes it. More than just the recipe. Pork chops are not easy. Pork chops are not easy. That's an advanced recipe. You have to cook with love. Them saying it was not that great is not the problem. It's that they brought up their ex. They started ranking people. They could have said, I thought it was dog shit. That's fine. It's not fine. Shane, no. She said, give me honest feedback.

46:49And they could say, I actually hated that so much. But they really fucked up by bringing up his ex. That's where I think they're really the asshole. Si alguien dijo que mi comida era dog shit Si no, no, no Si no, si no, si no, si no, si no Si no, si no, si no, si no, si no, si no Ok, me voy a ser completamente honest I rarely Hate food Oh no, so you're just like You just shovel it in So you have no taste I'm never going to be like, I hate it If I was with someone I trusted And we had a good relationship Where I know I could be honest ¿Es que es eso? ¿Es que es? Yo me voy a decir, I think it maybe needs more of this.

47:28I would offer how I think it could get there. Pero, I'm saying that I don't think they're necessarily assholes for whatever they said. When someone goes, be honest, how do you like it? And they go, I hated it. But, where I think they're assholes is don't rank her with his ex. Just don't bring up the ex. Don't bring up the ex. I think you're an asshole if you bring up someone's ex. I have a conspiracy theory. I have a conspiracy theory. Go on. Go on. Ex-girlfriend. y told them to say that you think they're trying to sabotage yes I'll give you an unlimited supply of pork chops for one month yes they go oh we're actually they were going over for dinner and she goes you know what you tell you tell her you tell her that my food is better you want a pork chop on your pillow tonight you go tell them yes do you know what I mean and I want you to say average that's my conspiracy theory I love that is there an update on what her plan was we don't have an update on this but we do have comments okay comments ¿Y wanted your friend to stay with a cheating piece of shit so you could occasionally have pork chops?

48:28Damn! You're a shitty person in general. I'd unfriend you in a heartbeat. I love that he's asking for suggestions and people are just roasting him. How do I fix this? OP said, That's not why I wanted them to stay together. I thought she was genuinely remorseful and I could tell he really loved her. The breakup devastated him and he didn't date for a while after that. Someone said, She didn't ask how her food compared to his ex. She asked how her food was. If you can't figure out where you went wrong, I wouldn't be expecting an invite back Someone said So the girlfriend asked for feedback And you compared her to a cheating ex Why?

49:00Constructive feedback can be It was a bit dry Or I prefer a bit more flavor But a direct comparison to another person Much less someone like the ex Isn't helpful or kind You need to apologize profusely And vow to never mention the ex again Profusely? You sound like you're in love with the ex Or at least her cooking To try to push her onto your BFF And his ex in such a cruel fashion She asked how the food was

49:34That would be so hard. It would be really tough. How would you get it even in there? OP responded that saying, When I told him to take her back, it had nothing to do with the pork chops. I could tell that he really loved her, and she illustrated to my wife and I that she was serious about changing and rebuilding his trust. Yeah, all right. So no one actually gave him suggestions No, but he was, I don't know Someone said apologize profusely This person likes to make comparisons Shaq and Kobe in the kitchen Which is hilarious So I think this is their personality Who's Shaq in that scenario? His wife, the baker The baker is Shaq And Kobe is the pork chop woman?

50:13Yes I would say that's Because pork chops, that requires more accurate No, I would say a baker requires more accuracy and stuff. So maybe that's Kobe. Whereas a cook is a more general, like a big, like, you know, that's the main event like that. I'm enjoying this. Well, Kobe is also the main event. They're both the main event. That's that's why they that's why there was so much competition between. For sure. With Shaq, it was an unstoppable force. Kobe could hit threes like nobody's business. So. So I think he's the pork chop. What are you going to do? Because you have to. And Shaq. Because you have to double triple team Shaq.

50:44So you're saying Shaq is the pork chop? You have to triple team his wife. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. ¡Oh, hey! ¡Shane, you're talking about something completely different! ¡It's the reality! ¡It's what you have to do! ¡If you want a triple team the pork chop woman, do it! ¡No! ¡Like, if that's your goal here! ¡Oh, my God! ¡My whole point to come on Reddit story is just a rose! ¡Yeah! ¡It's easy! ¡If they said the Shaq and Kobe thing to this current girlfriend, there's no going back! ¡You can't compare someone's ex to Kobe! ¡I would have laughed! I would have been like what the hell What is going on I kind of want to get to know this person I don't think you But Amanda you are someone who I think Nothing's gonna Me and Garty when we eat our food I'm like what did you put in this I'm like No too much of this And he's like yeah you're right Yeah same when you're in like a long relationship Holy shit By the way I'm an amazing cook You are an amazing cook Pero si yo estoy haciendo algo, mi partner sería como, oh, sí, esto es un poco...

51:52La mejor de la cocina, la menos la más de la cocina que te lo hacen. Porque tú guys both a lot de cocina y tu husband sabe mucho de cocina. I feel como los que saben mucho de cocina son realmente eager por la cocina porque es un experimento. Pero si tú no es que mucho de cocina es muy como, oh, es un gran undertaking you're taking on and you want to know that you pleased your guests. So that's tough. It's tough. But don't compare someone to their ex. No. Or Shaq or Kobe. I mean that sounds fun. But we still also clarify is your wife the baker Kobe or is she Shaq? I need to know which one is Kobe.

52:30Yeah we ask them. I mean if I'm them you gotta apologize. You have to apologize. What profusely means I don't know. My advice to OP is have your Shaq wife bake Something awesome Come over and say hey How are these? Be honest And then she'd be like And then let her do whatever the fuck she wants to do It's probably amazing But here's the thing, everybody offers something different So it's like yeah, the ex was a great cook This dude girlfriend probably Won't cheat on him And that's better And they can order out But god damn those pork chops though I really want these pork chops I don't need pork Y a ser claro, la mujer es aún el peor.

53:15La mujer es aún el peor. La bride es aún el peor. La bride es aún el peor. Diamond studs. Ok. Flashy ring. Yeah. La final story comes from Am I the Asshole. It was posted en February de este año. Am I the asshole for confronting my girl when I realized she took credit for something she didn't really do? Ooh. So a couple days ago, my girl and I were celebrating and she told me she made me chocolates as a gift. She was super excited about it, saying she spent hours on them. She works a little waitress job so she doesn't have a ton of money. That's a crazy thing to say. Oh, sorry. My girl, she works a tiny little waitress job.

53:50What the hell? I cannot handle this. So she doesn't have a ton of money so I didn't mind her cheaping out a bit compared to what I got her. I thought it was sweet that she tried. I didn't even know she knew how to make sweets and stuff because she always says she can barely cook. She's not Kobe in the kitchen. Anyway, I asked her how she learned how to make it And it turns out she just melted pre-made chocolate And poured it into molds She didn't even make any of the fillings herself either She got store bought caramel And fruit spread and stuff Literally all of it was pre-made She barely put any effort at all And then she was all proud of herself Usually I try to let things go Because she's so sensitive to criticism But it just really irritated me That she tricked me like that So I called her out on lying about it She got upset and said she did make them Because she put in so much effort Halfway through arguing with me Si se ha puesto en elAtt Padre aquello Cuando me dijo bien la hija Quiero tener quemer живo Pero a partir de esperando o laはいe Algo, como en el estilo de conversación

55:08Siempre dicen queнет que no necessarily y text me a lot, pero no he hasn't ha estado hablando mucho en el pasado de los días, así que me siento como si me ha estado en la vez edit por claridad, you guys are really upset about the way I talk y just wanted to address it, she knows I call her my girl, she calls me her dude, she calls it a little waitress job too, because it's basically just a side gig, how I talk is not really the problem at all and I think it's strange you all are so focused on it, anyway some others said my age and what I got her matters, so I'm 32 and I got her some old figurines she Also, just to clarify, you guys seem to think she put a lot more effort into this than it sounded like she did from her explanation.

55:45I've seen people talking about thermometers and how hard it is to make chocolate melt, but she literally only used the microwave to melt it and she doesn't even own a kitchen thermometer, so I doubt she used one. Maybe everyone just isn't understanding when I say she's got really little experience cooking and didn't seem to put much effort into these. She literally just melted it in the microwave, poured it into molds, and then put stuff she bought inside of it. que no os sentiran lo que no lo السía son las que la verdad deHyane Olfona işare Amazon. 강arte han dicho que suelo hacer su conocimiento y no o jumper deっぱINDo sobre la mayoría de garantía así.ẽ unshove que bueno entonces es de la shea horrible con edad disfrutar de que la couple de nudistas ella lola.

56:22de fallahar esенно lloyadra de la sociedad mi Ella no porque eres unaiquesa��ada a estudiar hacia el hijo de mountedüros la otra vez como ella pasaba en 먼útima time not making you goddamn anything. Exactly. This man does not want this little girl. This man does not want his girl to succeed at all. No. He consistently I think he said it like seven times that she didn't put any effort into it. You're a little man. Okay. You're a tiny tiny little man with a very very average below average brain. Oh brain. Okay. Get him. And you know what Ahora lo que yo quiero hacer para złud ? Yo bill un vaso Estrada atrás de su casa Pukese morando Empezamos

57:20Os vaso Teotar tua Descargar en el bar manipulating T硬 the chaves y stove No i estoy diciendo el b pumpkins Dejame D populistas Mas이에요 No, I want to take everything out of your life. Yeah, stove first. So you're just an empty, little, tiny, little man. Yeah. God, and you know what? I'm going to... I hope you never get married. Okay, yeah, yeah, bring it around. No, I literally hope you never get married. Okay, yeah, get him. Yeah, get him. So stove first and then deserve to be loved. You get him, I'm going to be back here. Yeah, you get him. No, I'll be here. I'm right... I'm here. Honestly, this little dude Man And I will say, I was When he was talking about her I was going to be like, so just the way you're talking about her Shows that you don't have any respect for her So then he said, edit And as he's trying to say, hey guys This is our thing, he's again Disrespecting her, even double time In the edit I fucking hate this person Yeah, but you said the other lady's worse Oh yeah Olivia Olivia They're both equally the same I'm trying to think now Scuppers This is making scuppers look like Freaking nothing This is making scuppers look like Bing To be clear, she made chocolates I kind of don't really care How people make chocolates I'm like, you made me chocolates She put it in a mold And filled it with stuff That sounds hard She spent her time She spent her time He's mad about the process in which she melted chocolate He failed He should be so happy that anything Even she went to buy a Russell Stover's From CBS And that is enough Honestly that shit's good though You're upset by chocolate?

59:10Who's ever upset when they see chocolate? Yeah No he clearly has a complete A very specific take on who his partner is And should be And he's judging her from the get go He's like she has no experience pero realmente se ha un trabajo y probablemente no dinero pero realmente se spent todo su tiempo se probably works all the time she spent su tiempo getting all the ingredients y making it while you're at home masturbating to some weird weird stuff because you're a weirdo uh the verdict asshole comments dude my girlfriend knows how you feel for valentine's day I made her a prime rib

1:00:16¡Oh, fun! ¡What a fun guy! Someone said, you're the asshole and she works a little waitress job was all I needed to hear. Someone said, you're the asshole. That's literally how you make homemade chocolate. I was expecting you to say someone else had melted the chocolates and poured it. This gift would have taken at minimum an hour for her to make. You owe her a huge apology. Update. Yes, yes, yes. All right. So the OP posted a picture of the chocolates his girlfriend made. I need to see. On the subreddit chocolate Claiming that he made the chocolates for her To get an unbiased opinion Okay Put together What?

1:00:52Put together What a manipulative weirdo He posted on chocolates, a subreddit Saying put together chocolates for my girl Do they look okay? And they look fantastic Wait, wait, oh my god And there's white chocolate And regular chocolate Holy shit What do you expect? They look amazing. Have you seen a fucking... Sorry. Have you seen chocolate in your life? That's how they look like. White roses. Comments on that. Man, why do I have to run into you twice in one day? For the record, if you had been supportive and complimentary toward your girlfriend's efforts, she might have worked up the confidence eventually to try making them from scratch.

1:01:34Little steps are important. I doubt she'll ever try making chocolate again now. Someone else said, dude, what the fuck is this? No importa ni mejor Lesen menos le người siguiendo ses42 ¡Gracias! ¡Los flóvalnos! ¡Mazgamos al server! ¡Dato! Comende, árviendo Este es un chocolate ¡ América ¡Nos petón! Ya pensaba dos ¡Noot boots! V quotas muy atfaco

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1:02:39a better idea of if she actually did them right or not and how hard that might be without having to try myself. Like I said before, she doesn't even own a thermometer, so all the people saying she tempered it right based on one comment where I talk about them being crunchy were probably wrong in my opinion. The problem is that some of you are weirdos who follow people to other subs. At first, people were complimenting her chocolates, so I was thinking maybe I really do need to apologize for thinking she put in no effort, but then someone post a link and a flood of people showed up to insult them just because I said I made them.

1:03:13There were a lot of comments saying how it's obvious no effort was put in, they look terrible, etc. But I can't trust those since they came from a poisoned well, so to speak. I decided to just not mention that point to her since I couldn't get a clear answer on if they actually turned out well according to people who actually know about chocolate. So I texted her to ask if we could talk it over and she agreed. Because of how dramatic the commenters were, I did ¡Suscríbete al canal!

1:04:06now it's clear why. Anyway, I'm just glad she came home and everything settled down. Sorry to all you people hoping she'd freak out and throw away 10 years over something as silly as candies, lol. She may have a history with lying, as I mentioned in the comments, but she's definitely a lot more mature than you people. I can't. Okay, I literally, I just went to chocolate land and I wish I never went there. I literally can't with this little dude. There's a subreddit for everything. This little, yes. One more goddamn time. Es so condescending. A little arts and crafts. Stupid little arts and crafts.

1:04:42You are so belittling. And you are just so. Yes. And you have no. Little. Literally. You have no self confidence. Or like you're not. You know what? If I had to rank this. Yeah. With this person. And then that other guy's ex. This person is worse. Do you think this guy's worse than the bride? Yes. I think they're completely different I think this person is worse because this person Will not change And he's like you guys are weirdos for following To another subreddit I'm like you're the weirdo who did that When and how is she Ever going to ever make anything Again for This man or sorry this little Dude how is she How is this How are they going to make little things together Ever again you know what I think she should You know what?

1:05:35Maybe this will boost her confidence in learning how to make. She'll be an incredible chocolatier. She needs to move to Switzerland, learn how to make chocolate. I guarantee she was like, oh, I'll just make some fun chocolates for February. That's it. She probably doesn't even. But he just. I think it's even bigger than her making these chocolates. He just literally does not respect her And doesn't see Doesn't see this like growth How can they even grow together Like what if she makes a big decision And he's just like I can't, I really can't With this man This little dude I don't know you, I hate you He doesn't seem like he's actually sorry about it He apologized after Reddit people He needed people from Reddit To be like yeah those actually look good And him being like Oh damn, I guess I need to apologize.

1:06:29People who you don't even know. That's the worst kind of apology. But it doesn't seem like he's apologizing because he feels sorry and like that he was wrong. He wants her back. He wants her to text him. He's just, I'm apologizing so that I'm smoothing things over. Which is so shitty. I feel so disappointed in people. Yeah. Because how are you like this? Like, why don't you want to be a better, kinder partner? They weren't given the tools. I feel like a lot of people were just They weren't given the right tools In their toolkit to work through All of this stuff that is thrown at them But I still think this little dude Is a little fucking asshole Yeah for sure Like I don't appreciate this at all Me neither And I wish that she would leave him Me too But I will say the bride Still worse Still bad That was pretty rough I'm sorry still worse Yeah, pretty rough.

1:07:23These stories make me go, wow, I'm so glad we have each other. Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I won't be making chocolates for you guys, but I would love to try. Honestly, could you imagine? She's like, and this one is a white chocolate. It's a rose. And then this one is a star, but it looks like a starfish. And he's like, no, not to her. To the fucking chocolate. He just like throws the chocolate Like did he try it first? Did you microwave this chocolate? Did he try it first? Yeah was it not delicious? It's too bad Shaq's not gotten into cooking Because he can make Shaquille O 'Neal's Oh How long were you thinking about that?

1:08:06Since we were filming Smosh Mouth this morning Wow I was hoping Shaq would come up I have like a list of puns In case Shaq gets brought up Shaquille O 'Neal Here's what I learned from all these stories es que hay Olivia como tuuyo": merkwini tu habilidad monitoredateurs idaela à never ela à never to piss off Olivia. No, never piss me off. No, it's true. I'm so nice, but I can also be so mean. Got you. No, you don't hold back. No, I love it. Anyways, thank you both for joining me today. Anytime. I feel really angry. I know. I know, I wish with aura rings. Oh my God. What is your... Shane guesses.

1:08:47Shane guesses your aura ring. What number is that? I could, yeah. It lists your stats and stuff, like your stress level, your whatever. That's cool. This isn't an ad read It's definitely not But anyways Thanks guys Bye I don't want to leave Thanks for watching and we'll see you next Saturday Goodbye Bye