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22:50Trevor Evarts:Yeah. All right, our next story comes from Advice. Stupid, but I have a problem with a seagull at work. Classic case. Yeah. Where do you work? I'm a line cook. I smoke by the dumpsters a few times a day. We get seagulls in our parking lot. It's a well-known restaurant. It's busy. And tourists are sloppy with their fries. I also suspect the tourists are feeding the seagulls because it's cute, even though it's very against the rules. Regardless, the gulls do not fear man or God. They are used to people. A few weeks back, one of the gulls swooped down and took my cig. I think he thought it was a French fry.

23:26Trevor Evarts:I giggled and went about my day. However, it's happened a few times since. I know it's the same guy because he has a dark spot on his chest. I call him the pestilence. I'm concerned he is now addicted to nicotine. He's by the dumpsters at the same time as my breaks every single day. This is obviously not good for him, and I'm getting mad about him bumming off me because smoking is expensive. Do I try to quit smoking? I'll make noise and try to appear large to scare him off, but the pestilence is hip to my tricks. What should I do? Are there sonar weapons such as a dog whistle type of thing that I could employ?

23:57Trevor Evarts:Sorry, this is fucking stupid. I'm being bullied by a seagull. He also stole a$10 bill from my coworker. It's very rural, so we don't have animal rescues. And animal control just laughed when we called. Any advice is welcome. And yes, I am serious. He sucks, but I care about wildlife, and he's probably too young to be smoking. Watch this. Stop smoking. He brought that up. Jesus. What if this seagull ends up, like, saving up? You want advice? Quit smoking. Ding! The seagull's doing him a favor. Yeah. Yeah. The seagull's kind of like smoking the bear. It's kind of like, let's say the seagull is a child.

24:36Well, I was going to say. Oh, my child keeps taking my cigarette. I care about the child. Stop having cigarettes in the house. See, I was thinking maybe the seagull is more of like a spirit guide. Kind of like an animal that's coming to guide him and is trying to take the cigarettes. Like trying to point him in the car. Like a guardian angel.

24:54Trevor Evarts:Or let the bird smoke. Or, you know, give it more cigarettes. Give it a vein. Give it a big, start vaping. Yeah, get a really heavy vape. Those intense ones you have to like unlock and shit. Yeah, or start smoking cigars because I want to see a seagull smoke a cigar. That'd be sick. That'd be cool as hell. Tell the seagull not to inhale. You just like puff it and keep it in your mouth. Absolutely. Dude, just start giving the seagull zins. Just leave zins out on the ground. Yeah. Comments. National Geographic says seagulls don't like bright, scary owl faces on masks or balloons. Obviously, smoking in a mask isn't going to work, but I really want you to try a balloon.

25:32Trevor Evarts:It also suggested mirrors, wind chimes, or hanging like an old CD to reflect the sun. Someone said, I say quit smoking and get that seagull back on fries and off of cigs, too. Maybe you can be quit buddies. It's so nice that you care. Someone said, getting him with a super soaker or nerf gun might help, but you need to check bylaws in your area because in some, like mine, seagulls are protected and you are not permitted to fuck with them in the least. So make sure you check things out before you take my advice. It won't hurt them, but it should probably make them think twice about harassing you.

26:04Yeah, dude, you wouldn't believe the seagull bylaws in my area. Yeah. Shit's crazy. Those guys get away with anything. Update. Oh, the seagull's dead. A pelican ate him.

26:18Trevor Evarts:Now the pelican is smoking. The pestilence was off today due to rain, but I am going to get photos and or videos of our goals for y 'all. I'm off a freakish amount next week, but I will try when I am in. Thank y 'all for the advice and for the laughs. I've been a bit down lately and it's much appreciated. And thanks for the awards, but please donate to Rural Animal Rescues instead. We clearly need it. Their D.A.R.E. programs obviously suck. And do also donate to a women's shelter if you assume I'm a man. I'm just a mess of a woman. It's easy to get those confused. Once again, thank y 'all. I will tell the Pestilence he has fans, but again, he's a terrible listener and can't understand my accent.

26:54Trevor Evarts:Have a great night and pray for me even though we all know God is laughing at my misfortune. Okay, so not really an update, just a thank you to everyone. Where's she from? I don't know, just somewhere rural where there's seagulls. She has an accent. She has an accent. Hmm. Could be like, maybe it's like South Carolina, like the ocean there, or maybe it's like Florida or Alabama or something, like right there. Southern shores. Yeah. Floribama shore. New Orleans. Yeah. Oh yeah. Corpus Christi. I've heard the seagulls in Nolens love to smoke. That's what they're saying. I heard they like beignets.

27:30Beignets and they play trumpet. Jazz seagulls. Don't even get them started on gold. I love gold.

27:39Trevor Evarts:Our next advice. Relationship advice. Okay. Don't do it. This comes from relationship advice. Okay. Hired an escort once, but we keep meeting? What do you mean? I don't know. Hey, guys, I, a 29-year-old man, could use some advice here. I have been single since I was around 23. I have little to no desire to be in a relationship and don't have any plans on getting married or having a long-term girlfriend. I like being alone, especially due to my job. This, however, has raised questions from friends and family about my love life, especially since my younger brother is married and has kids. This started in September when my best friend since middle school got married.

28:20Trevor Evarts:I was his best man, and he offered to set me up with one of his fiance's single friends. I had no interest in this and assured him I would have a date. Not wanting to add any more complications in life, I decided to hire an escort who we will call Angie, who's 27, 27-year-old woman, purely to keep up social expectations. We came up with a backstory that she was a friend of mine from a car club that I'm part of. Wedding weekend happens, and overall, it went great. I had fun, and from when we talked, Angie had fun too. The weird thing is, she still stayed in touch, mainly through text. The first instance was about three weeks after the wedding when she asked me what I was doing over the weekend.

28:59Trevor Evarts:I told her I was going on a cruise, cars, not a boat, with my car club, and she asked if she could come. I told her I wasn't looking to hire an escort for a car club event, but she insisted that it was free and that she wasn't working. Since then, she calls me in the evenings to talk and has accompanied me on outings and events. During my job-mandated therapy sessions, I told my therapist about this, and he said Angie may like me romantically. Now I'm not insecure or anything. It's just that physically I am fit, but I'm short at 5 '7". Hey, that and I generally have a colder and more stoic personality towards people that aren't close to me.

29:35Trevor Evarts:Angie, on the other hand, is taller than me. 5 '6 but 5 '9 in heels is gorgeous and has a very bubbly personality so I put the idea of her liking me to bed so really what I'm confused about is why she keeps wanting to hang out for free don't get me wrong Angie is a great woman to be around but could this be a tactic used by escorts to keep men on the line or could she be in trouble any advice here would be great guys that's dumb as shit dude so is she like is her life in danger like why is she talking to me that's so funny I usually have to pay people to be around me, but she doesn't want to be paid.

30:14Once they hang out for free, there's a catch, right?

30:17Trevor Evarts:I also understand, like, because, like, on the flip side, there's so many guys who, like, push too hard, don't take no for an answer, assume every woman's into them. And then there's guys who are just like, oh, yeah, no, nobody, nobody wants to date me. Like, there's just no way. It's like, yeah, she's hung out with you multiple times since she said she likes you. Yeah, but she means as a friend. It's like just not getting the hints at all. And this seems like that type of guy. He might also be writing this because he's like thinking it's romantic, but he is like scared to admit that he thinks that.

30:47Trevor Evarts:So he wants the internet to tell him. I mean, from what he said, it seems like, yeah, she just wants to hang out and get to know him more. She wants to hang out with you. She said that to you. It's like an extreme version of can I buy you dinner? Or can I buy you a drink? It's like, can I take you to a wedding? Yeah. I'm like, that's an incredible first date. I'm sorry. That is like, I would love that. Especially if I don't know a lot of people at the wedding. I'm like, you just get to go to a wedding, watch these people do the thing, eat some free food and do a dance. It's kind of sick. With a circle that you already know and is vetted.

31:22That sounds amazing.

31:25Trevor Evarts:Some comments here. She either likes you enough to consider you a friend or she's genuinely interested. From the sounds of it, you treated her with respect. So yeah, she's probably into you. If the feeling is mutual, then bring it up. Worst case, she rejects you and you continue being friends. So why not shoot your shot? Someone said, I think it has been said before, but she is a human too. Imagine yourself in her shoes and how difficult it would be to make friends, let alone a partner or love interest. Sounds like she is lonely and likes your company. Sometimes we don't find what we want, but are sent what we need.

31:54Trevor Evarts:Wow. Someone said, just ask her. Tell her you understand it to be a business arrangement, but her wanting to hang out has confused you. That feels like the best advice. Just being like, hey, you want to hang out for free. Because we started off that I hired you. Yeah. We did that under a professional situation. What is this now? And what do you just want to be friends? Like, whatever. Well, let's find out. We have an update. What do we think? I think they're going on dates now. Okay. And he's not paying. I mean, he's paying for them probably because. He's a gentleman. Because he's a gentleman.

32:31He's a gentleman. No, I think so. I think he seems like a mature enough guy to probably take this advice and be like, yeah, just go ask her. And I feel like they've been on a couple dates and it's nice. I'm hopeful that it's there.

32:43Trevor Evarts:Or at the very least, she's just like, oh, you just seem really cool and just like a friend. That could be cool too. Update. So I read a lot of your comments about how Angie might like me and I took the night to think about all our time spent together without thinking of her as an escort. In the end, I'm sure a lot of guys can relate. I had the realization of, motherfucker she was hinting the whole time and what made me realize was that after around december january we started doing more mundane activities for example i was taking my niece and nephew mini golfing and she wanted to come along for that okay well he's he's like yeah we moved in together and we kind of started this really great life yeah and god and now i'm just realizing maybe she's in me or how every or every other friday she would come over and we'd just get high, weed, and watch random movies and videos after getting the munchies.

33:31Trevor Evarts:Or how for the past month or two, she'd give me a peck on my cheek after we hung out. I thought she was just being nice. As for my feelings, I don't know. I've never had a crush or romantic feelings for anyone, so I wasn't sure what it was even supposed to feel like. But what I am sure of is that I like having Angie around, and when she's not, I kind of miss her, I guess. So Friday comes around, and we're baked and watching Lion King. The movie gets to the part before the stampede that kills Mufasa, and Angie just starts crying. I asked her if she's okay and she said that the scene always makes her sad.

34:02Trevor Evarts:Then she kind of just moved over and put her head on my shoulder. The scene gets over, but she puts her blanket over me and stays there for the rest of the movie. Credits roll and she doesn't move. I kind of had a fuck it, just send it moment and lightly kissed her on the head. She kissed me and things kind of escalated from there. We had a long convo in the morning and she said that back at the wedding, she genuinely had a good time and didn't feel like she was working. And that's why she asked to hang out again. As we started hanging out, she started developing feelings since I kind of just treated her as I would anyone else.

34:31Trevor Evarts:I didn't think this was a big deal, but for her it was. And a lot of things that I did that I saw as common courtesy, giving her my coat, helping her into my car, etc., were acts of kindness in her eyes, even though that's just how I was raised. When she started working as an escort, she lost the few friends she had, and any time she tried dating people would sexualize her when they found out what she did. So outside of her few escort friends, she had no one. When she finished school in December and became a pediatric nurse, she started reevaluating her relationships since she was no longer an escort.

35:01Trevor Evarts:And she felt that I was one of the few people that treated her kindly even as an escort. She wanted to continue seeing me. I was a bit confused by what she said next, but she said that she felt safe and calm with me, which I didn't really grasp but accepted. I told her that I liked her, but due to my past and personality, I might not be the kind of man she wants to be with. But she shot that down immediately and told me I was acting stupid. We decided that it really wouldn't make sense to start over and start dating since we've spent the past few months together. And we kind of just picked up where we left off.

35:37Trevor Evarts:So we pretty much became boyfriend and girlfriend that day. The past two weeks have been really good. While I'm still getting my bearings straight and processing my feelings, Angie has changed quite a bit. She's a lot more emotional and likes being held a lot. Like if I'm just laying on the couch, she'll walk in and yell, huggies and lay on me. It's a bit different for me since any sort of intimacy outside of sex is completely foreign, but I do like it She also does a lot for me Like one time she slept over and I had to throw on a suit for a meeting the next day I wake up and go in for a shower and when I come out not only are my shirts ironed But she had a pot of coffee ready and a lunch bag made like who the fuck does that a few days ago I've even met a few of her escort friends and guys seriously Don't judge anyone for what they do because her friends were some of the nicest people I've met while I use reddit she turned to them for advice about me over the months, and they were all nearly in tears when they heard about us finally getting together.

36:27Trevor Evarts:I told my family and friends that I was dating Angie, and they all laughed since they thought we had been dating since before the wedding. So some of your guys' jokes, comments about her being my girlfriend were right, I guess. So yeah, things are great between Angie and I. I know I got some work to do to transition to a relationship, but I'm taking it one step at a time. Angie has been really patient and understanding through all of it, and even though she's told me she loves me, she told me to only say it back when I'm ready and I mean it. But seriously, thanks for all of your guys' help with this.

36:56Trevor Evarts:I doubt things would have ended up like this if it wasn't for you guys. Okay, why can we not—I have a question. I have a question. Okay. Why can we not pay people for their emotions or, like, their social ability? Like, why is it so look down because of the sexual. I don't know. But escorts are not. I don't know. Hmm. I don't know. Because if they're really good, okay, so they say there's like really rich men who are really bad at talking to people. Really bad to going to social events. If you can hire a person, it's like, yeah, this is my, not like a translator, but like, this is my translator.

37:33It's someone that I enjoy being with that I can be. This is my really cool guy that I, this is my really cool guy.

37:37Trevor Evarts:What's up, dude? I'm a really cool guy he hired. But it's like, oh, we're going to have sex later is why it's. Probably. That's probably why the, it's why society has its views on it. Right. Like I don't want to say good or bad thing. Right. Like, right. Like it's just like, it's, it's this thing that society is weird about. And we, we, it's like this legal gray area. And then it's also this just like moral thing for everyone. Yeah. But. Cause so many people in that position are abused. Absolutely. Now we blame the people. We blame the wrong people. Yes. Right. We get mad and we shame the people who are doing the job, not the industry and society and the people who perpetrate stuff against them.

38:21Trevor Evarts:Yeah. Right? Like, it's not her fault. And it gets greasy when it's like, okay, this is legal, but you're not allowed to have sex with them. You can go to the event, and who's going to monitor that, and how would you even do that? Right. But if you could do it ethically. But what he's saying is like, hey, all these people are really cool. It's like, yeah, they're humans, man. Yeah. Just because they're cool people. Yeah, just because the jobs people do is not all that they are. Yes. And their job, they excel at being sociable, likable with another person. That is their whole thing. But I also imagine the amount of disrespect that they deal with.

38:56Trevor Evarts:Yes. And beyond that on a daily basis. Yes. He sounds like an interesting man. He reminds me, he almost sounds like, fuck, what's his name, from Parks and Rec with the mustache. Ron Swanson? Yeah, he sounds like Ron Swanson where he's just so like, oh, I'm not interested in you. And she probably was just like, oh, hell yeah. Like I'm so used to guys who are like pushy. And he's like, oh, I'm really not interested in anything. And that must be so refreshing for her. There's an endearing nature to this guy. He sounds at least on a certain level a little asexual and aromantic. But I don't know. Like it sounds like there's just a lot buried down.

39:37Trevor Evarts:But it oddly sounds like it was a pair that worked out well. And it sounds like he's enjoying this. He's acknowledging like, oh, I'm okay with this. I love it. Which is really cool. And he's experiencing new things for the first time. And it's so funny because it doesn't seem like, from the way he talks, it doesn't seem like it's something he would have sought out. Like he's very clearly like, I'm not looking to be in a relationship or anything. So the way that it just like weirdly worked out that they both kind of fell into it and it worked so well is like really sweet. It's really cool. and you know the funny thing is like they've been hanging out for so long they've effectively been dating for so long what's funny is they've not had sex or done anything sexual but I think that's this connotation she brings up of like just because she's an escort doesn't mean she's like some wildly sexual person maybe like maybe she likes their dynamic a lot that it's not a big thing you know it's very interesting to me I think it's a really cool story I understand all the criticisms of these certain industries because like yeah people get taken advantage of.

40:34Trevor Evarts:But it's like, so shaming the people who are getting taken advantage of, what the hell are you doing? Why are we protecting the people who are doing the bad thing and not protecting the people who are just trying to be good at something? Yeah, or doing what they frankly have no other option. Or what they have no other option. Which is what the case for a lot of them, you know? It's like, she does that because that was a job. That was a job she needed to do to get through nursing school. And so he's like, yeah, like she's an awesome person. It's like, yeah, I'm not surprised. She's a person. I'm saying this also as a person who is in the world of both sex workers and escorts.

41:09I know a good amount of both. And it's so interesting how they are so not protected. They're not. And they're taking advantage of them. And then they are the ones who get the flack for it. Or if they post even their, what happened to them, everyone's like, you deserve this. This happened to you because you chose this line of work. And it's not like those people did that to you. That's wrong. And they should be held to a standard.

41:39Trevor Evarts:Yeah. No, it's kind of like when people shame OnlyFans models. And then it's like, who's the dude who sent them half a million dollars? That's who's fueling that industry. Let's talk about them. But we never do. All right. Our next story. I got posted in one of those Are We Dating the Same Guy Facebook groups. So the other day, my girlfriend asked me if I was cheating on her out of nowhere. I said no, because I'm not, and have never had a thought about doing so. She then sent me a screenshot she got from a random Instagram account of a post made anonymously in the Are We Dating the Same Guy Facebook group located in the city I went to college in years ago.

42:26Trevor Evarts:The only thing it showed was a screenshot of an old Hinge account of mine. I explained that it was an old account that I thought I deleted after I met her. All the pictures were super old. I even redownloaded and logged in to show her there was no activity. Anyways, after doing some digging, we are pretty sure it was my ex-girlfriend since we met on Hinge. You can't look up people on Hinge, and if the account is inactive, it's not even shown to others. So there's no way someone randomly found it. She probably posted it after she saw some pictures of me and my girlfriend on Instagram from a vacation looking happy.

42:58Trevor Evarts:Ex is still mad about stuff I don't feel like getting into. We think this annoyed my ex and she had my old account on Hinge and thought she could start something. A little while later, that Instagram account sent her another screenshot showing one comment saying something like, Confirmed that he has a girlfriend. Cheaters are disgusting. I'm not super comfortable with being posted in there and falsely being accused of being a cheater when I'm not and have never been. So I guess my question is, should I do anything about this? Is there anything I can even do? Should I message my ex something about to stop harassing me?

43:31Trevor Evarts:She'll probably just deny it was her. Any advice? I already went back and deleted the old Hinge account. I was going to say the best thing you could do is then go to Hinge and then unmatch your ex. But the post is already there. No, I mean just so that they see it because if they're on Hinge and they're seeing, Oh, that's good. then they could be like, whoa, he unmatched me. So he obviously knows the bullshit I'm doing. It also is giving the ex attention inadvertently. it's like this is not how you access me. This does not flag me. This does not get my attention. This does not get my time and energy.

44:06Yeah. So my ass is report. First off, report to Facebook, to Meta. Click those three dots and go report why this is me. I don't want it here.

44:17Trevor Evarts:Right. I'm pretty good about taking shit down, honestly, a lot of the time. I never use Facebook, so I don't know. Or Meta in general. Oh. If that doesn't work, there's a line you can call and you can be like, you can get on the phone with the person and be like, take this down. Cool. Wine. It's harassment. It's false. It's slanders. Blah, blah, blah. A million words you can use. I have a couple thoughts. One is that with Reddit, it's always hard that all we have is what OP is writing. And they're writing like, oh, I've never cheated. I never would think about it. I'm like, I have no choice but to take you at your word.

44:46Trevor Evarts:Yeah. But what we do know is that your girlfriend is so suspicious of you, like so intensely suspicious. and your ex-girlfriend's starting this type of shit, that's a tough spot to be in. Wait, why is the girlfriend a super suspicious? The other day, my girlfriend asked me if I was cheating on her out of nowhere. I said no, because I'm not and have never had that thought. So, okay, so the girlfriend is kind of buying into what the ex-girlfriend is doing, but he has an ex-girlfriend who's trying to start shit. Yeah. And he says, ex is still mad about stuff I don't feel like getting into. And it's like, well, what is that stuff?

45:21Trevor Evarts:We don't know who posted this, but we do know, according to him, that it's super old photos. So it's not like, oh, he was recently spotted somewhere. He's not, this is indicating that it's fake. If we think about the girlfriend's perspective, let's think about it that way. Before she talks to him, I just saw a post on Facebook that is, are we dating the same guy? And it's my boyfriend. Now I'm really worried. Do I go to him? it sounds like we would all be like, yes, show him the thing and go to him. As your partner, we're trusting them first rather than a random source on the internet. She did that.

46:02She did the right thing. I think she did the right thing. Going to the partner and saying, what is this? Because it looks wrong, but I'm trusting us to decide what this is. Right. And he's like, yeah, I don't know what that is either. Now we get to work on this together. It feels good to me so far.

46:21Trevor Evarts:Yeah, yeah. There's really nothing indicating anything. It is weird whoever's doing this. Yes. It's weird that they're like sending multiple messages and really egging this on. Yes. He kind of immediately jumps to, it's my ex. But we don't know. But it would be like, who would it be? And I mean, the question he's asking advice for is like, should he like contact his ex or not, right? Or like say something to the person? Don't. I feel like at that point, it's like you and your girlfriend have like worked it out. If you're both on the same page of like, okay, this is clearly like most likely my ex trying to start some shit because she's still mad at me.

46:56Like, ha ha, let's just forget about it and move on. Don't. Because it's not affecting them at all anymore.

47:02Trevor Evarts:Comments. I actually had an ex do something similar. I was about six months into dating this new girl and things were going great. I posted a picture of us on a date on Instagram. My ex commented under the video, I didn't know you had a girlfriend or I wouldn't have brought you back to my place last weekend. This was a total lie, and I hadn't seen her since we broke up several weeks before I'd even met my current partner at the time. When my current girlfriend saw it, she raised an eyebrow for like one second, but we had spent both of the last two weekends entirely together, so it was literally impossible.

47:33Trevor Evarts:I explained to her my ex was just salty and trying to cause problems for us, and my girlfriend seemed relieved. I blocked my ex fully on everything, and that was the end of it. But if my ex had picked a day when my girlfriend and I weren't physically together the whole time or I didn't otherwise have an alibi, it definitely could have caused some damage. I can't imagine people being so awful like that. Someone said the Facebook page probably has a mod. Just reach out to them and explain the situation plus show proof and they'll probably ban whoever did the post. Those pages usually have strict guidelines so that people don't abuse it unless it's run by a shitty person, lol.

48:07Trevor Evarts:I think the Insta account sending it to your girlfriend is more sus though, but I don't know how you'd look into that. Someone said, The Are We Dating the Same Guy groups can be beneficial when appropriately utilized. However, there are many women in them that seem to be addicted to chaos. The admins are pretty impartial and try to keep the pages respectful. I would definitely have your girlfriend ask to join the particular group and reach out to the admins to explain the situation. Just the other day, my wife showed me that a Hinge profile with my name was posted to one of those Facebook groups.

48:37Trevor Evarts:I've never had a hinge, but frankly, I'm flattered that I'm being used to catfish people. Update. Catfishing is also such a tough thing with that. It's like, well, I'm talking to this guy. It's like, well, have you met him in person or is that really him? It blows my mind sometimes. People are like, yeah, we just FaceTime and I don't really see them. It's like camera up. And I'm like, okay, that's the big, you should see them. You should see them. You're going to want to see the face. You have to see them before you go to the place that they live if they don't live in the same place as you. Yeah.

49:12It's just so common knowledge.

49:14Trevor Evarts:Okay, update. Yeah. First, I'm not going to text my ex anything. I had similar thoughts about that as everyone here just wanted some other input. No, it was not my current girlfriend that posted it. I confirmed with her that she isn't even in any of those groups. Also, I'm not trying to say these groups are bad. I actually think it's good that girls can let others know about abusive men and more. Just sucks that I'm being accused of something I didn't do. We are going to have her join the group and try to clarify in the post. We are both going to reach out to the admins and see if we can get them to have the poster banned and possibly tell us who it was.

49:47Trevor Evarts:We are going to explain that the post is in a city I don't live in, a very old account that couldn't have been active, and that we think we know who did it and the screenshots she got from that Instagram account. I don't really have any other proof besides that. Anything else y 'all can think of that might be helpful. And that's all we have. but they did the right thing it sounds like at the very least the girlfriend's not buying into it that's good so they're good but it's annoying I've never I've never like dealt with thankfully like any sort of like vindictive ex situations but one time I did have a nightmare and in my nightmare my ex had hacked my RuneScape account and dropped all my shit that sucks and I literally like woke up and I was like and I like looked into my and escape account.

50:34Wow. Because I was so scared.

50:37Trevor Evarts:That's the one time I was ever worried about an ex doing something. Well, you've now told everyone your weakness. I changed my password. Now everyone knows. I changed my password. Your weak spot. Yeah. I don't think I've experienced that. I get sent a good amount of photos of people catfishing with fake accounts. I'm like, that's not me. That's not me. Damn. Even like the TikTok videos and it's like, they did this to me and now I'm doing this. Or like this text on the screen. Yeah, I'm like, it's embarrassing even if your ex was really shitty and deserves it. I'm like, no, the best thing you can do is move on.

51:15Trevor Evarts:You're still talking about your ex. And that's embarrassing. I just am like, it's always a little embarrassing when you're publicly so obsessed. It's like, no, the best thing you can do is continue on with your life. If you want to be a little obsessed and private and annoyed privately, go ahead. Be upset in your room. But yeah, when you're going and like, got to tell my 998 followers about how much I hate my ex. Yeah, get them. All right, our final story. Told girl I've been running. Now she wants to run with me. She's a triathlete. And I'm such a fragile person. I'm just a little baby. She can't walk back to me.

52:00Trevor Evarts:I, 28-year-old male, got myself into a George Costanza-esque situation here, where I told this girl, who's 27, I've been talking to for a few months that I've been running and training, when instead I mostly just play RuneScape and chill. Oh, no. Dude. Oh, no. I've been playing so much RuneScape. Oh, no, no, no. I've lost a significant amount of weight just by cutting soda out of my life and just eating healthier, so she's really bought it. Anyway, this girl is literally a national triathlon competitor and overall athletic person. Now she sent me a text saying she wants to run together Saturday, and I have no idea how I'm going to do this because she wants to run 3.6 miles together as her warm-up for her long run.

52:44Trevor Evarts:Do I just fall and die or something? Run the 3.6 miles. Run that 3.6 miles, dude. Pull it together and run it. No, I mean, so here's what you do. The obvious solution here is what day is the run? Whatever the night before the run is, you just have to go get really hammered, and then you'd be like, hey, can we take it slow this morning? I had so much to drink last night. I had so many beers. I had so much to drink last night. Can we take it slow? Just drop the pace a little bit, and then you power through. I feel like it's just easy also just to make an excuse and just be like, I can't this Saturday.

53:18Trevor Evarts:No. And then you do start running today. Yeah. Be prepared for next Saturday. I think he's got to do it. He said he's been doing it. He said he's been doing it. This is what you get. You dug your own grave, now lion it. That's when he shows up and he's like, ah, yeah, sorry if I'm a little slow. I already ran 20 miles today. So this is more of a cool down. I had to run here to where we were going to run from. More of a cool down for me. I ran like 100 miles over the last few days. But he's like, he's been talking to this girl for a few months. I think it implies like he is interested in her. He's saying he's running because she's into running.

53:54Trevor Evarts:So it's like, dude, when you lie, you are in the George Costanza-esque situation where you lie, and then someone innocently kind of calls your bluff, and now you're in a bind. He was going to have to keep lying forever. It's a great opportunity to build a new healthy habit. Yeah, man. That was born out of a lie. You're going to start running, but you're going to start at 3.6 miles. That's brutal. Yeah. Fuck. Comments in quotations. I didn't say I ran far. OP said, LMAO, thank you. I ran to the fridge. I ran to the fridge. Soda water. To get water, not soda. Dude, I ran from Falador all the way to Varrock.

54:33Trevor Evarts:Nice. Someone said, time to start biking. Someone said, LOL, this made me chuckle. Go on the run with her. The exercise will do you good. Maybe the two of you will bond over this experience, and she'll find it endearing when you tell her that you claim to be a runner to impress her. Good job on your weight loss, by the way. Update. While this is a real scenario and actually my life right now, I just want everyone to know that I'm going to harness all of high school slash collegiate athleticism as a wrestler and just jog with her until I'm gassed. Ha ha. I'm going to bed, but I'll comb through the comments tomorrow and respond to the ones that help.

55:08Trevor Evarts:Well, we don't have those responses. It's just, that's it. All right, he's going to go on the run. Yeah. I wonder what's going to happen. Hey, he's going to get level 99 agility IRL. This was posted back in April, so he's probably dead. He probably died on that run. And that's okay. And that's okay. At least he died doing what he loved. Doing what he loved. Yeah. A triathlete. Sick. That was awesome. Thanks for being here. Thanks for having us. I feel like I didn't give any advice. I don't think I gave a lot of advice either. That's good. That's fine. That's good, I think. That's better for everyone that I didn't give any advice.

55:43Trevor Evarts:Thank you all for watching. You can give your advice down below on some of these stories. and let us know what are the themes and subreddits you want us to cover on this show and we'll see you next Saturday. Bye!