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20:28Trevor Evarts:What if he showed up to the dinner wearing a shirt that says it sucks itself? This situation sucks itself. Fine, I'll suck it myself. Don't suck it myself. A shirt that says this is such a Reddit story. Merge. My life is a Reddit story, bro. My life is a Reddit story, bro. Suck it. Update number four. Dinner was very pleasant. Let me say that his parents are great. Boyfriend showed up with red roses for my daughter and yellow roses for my wife. He offered what I thought was a very sincere apology and a card with the entire$40 in it, even though he'd given me the change and receipt on the original night.

21:09Trevor Evarts:I cooked tonight to give my wife a break. I made an Indian dish called butter chicken with basmati rice. Neither had eaten curry before, but loved it. Woo-hoo. What am I reading? I made an Indian dish called butter chicken. What am I reading? This just fucking turns into David Copperfield. What am I reading? After that, we traveled out into the country. Years later, my daughter graduated. As it turns out, his older brother is the family athlete. JV soccer, varsity soccer, and a sports scholarship for soccer. You don't say. The quintessential jock, little brother is the exact opposite. Artistic.

21:42Trevor Evarts:He's got real talent. Sensitive. Quiet. Felt like he never measured up to his big brother and works to gain his big brother's respect. Brother takes full example of this and exploits his little brother for shits and giggles. Near the end of dinner, my daughter says, I think I'll keep him around for a little longer. You guys okay with that? We are good with that for now. His mom is the boss, though, for thinking outside the box. As punishment to the older brother, mom went into his clothing drawers and closet, took every shirt off of him and bought him eight very bright pink t-shirts that he'll wear until he realizes just how damaging exploiting someone, anyone is.

22:14Trevor Evarts:His access to cash is also cut off until said lesson is learned. Anyway, a successful night with new friends was enjoyed. Hope this was the update you hoped for. They came with butter chicken and all that fun stuff. I'm sorry. They disowned their other son. These are... And he's gonna wear pink! These are grown-ass kids, man. This is a 19 and a 21-year-old. Like, come on, though. I guess I don't know, like, what high schoolers go through now. I feel like wearing a pink T-shirt does not hit like it did back in, like, 2003. Yeah, it feels very 2005. I don't think, I think wearing a pink shirt, I don't think is a problem for any high school kid anymore.

22:51Also, he's 21, no? Oh, he's 21. Yeah.

22:55Trevor Evarts:Wait, sorry. That's right. I forgot. And his cash flow is cut off. Like, who is this? That's crazy. An adult who can do what he wants. He's an adult whose mom is taking him shirts and not giving him money. Maybe that's her, like, G-rated way at giving him the, like, the revenge back. Because she, like, didn't want to give him a disgusting shirt. But she was like, I'll make you feel girly. Like, it's so. You're a girl now. This is so good. He is 21. I forgot. I don't know why. The way they were talking, it was like, oh, yeah, I guess. Sure. But no. What? I love that they listen. The way they're talking, like, JV soccer varsity soccer.

23:30Like, it sounds like they're in high school. I know. They're listing all of it. JV this, varsity this.

23:35Trevor Evarts:Yeah. Okay. Wait. I love this family. I want to hang out. Oh, okay. I was confused. In high school, he was doing all that soccer stuff. And now he has a soccer scholarship to a college. I just like that it's like, we took all your clothes away and cut off your cash flow. He's like, all right, I'm going to go to the bar. All right. You guys are weird. All right. I'm going to take my credit card and go get a shot of whiskey at the bar. Anyways. Okay. Moving on. That was a very fun first one. That was good. That's just, yeah. Plastic dad. And we kind of got like three movies out of it. That was an episode of Modern Family.

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25:12Trevor Evarts:rocketmoney.com slash pitreddit. And now back to the show. Oh, bills. Our next story comes from Am I the Asshole. This was posted in February of this year. Am I the asshole for not inviting my cousin to hang out anymore after she kept making jokes about my life choices? Okay, this could go a lot of places. So I, a 22-year-old woman, have a cousin. I'll call her Mary, 23-year-old woman. And we used to be genuinely really close growing up. Like our families see each other almost every weekend. We went to the same school for a while. And there was a point where she was honestly my closest friend out of everyone I knew.

25:49Trevor Evarts:We told each other everything. But over the past year or so, things just started feeling different. Hard to explain at first, like nothing I could really put my finger on, just a vibe I was getting. So a bit of background. I finished college earlier this year and started working a full-time job. Nothing crazy, just a normal office job. But it was a big deal for me personally because I worked really hard to get there. Mary, on the other hand, is still figuring out what she wants to do. And like I genuinely mean it when I say I have zero judgment about that. Life isn't a race and everyone figures things out at their own pace.

26:19Trevor Evarts:I never once made her feel bad about it, or at least I really tried not to. But somewhere along the way, she started making these comments. Little things at first that I brushed off as just her sense of humor because she has always been kind of a sarcastic person, and I used to find it funny. Stuff like, must be nice to already have your life together, whenever I mentioned anything work-related. Or, some of us don't have it easy like you, if I talked about weekend plans. She started calling me corporate girl as like a nickname, which sounds harmless. But the way she said it was always a little sharp, like there was always just a tiny edge underneath it that I couldn't quite explain to anyone without sounding oversensitive.

26:57Trevor Evarts:And it wasn't just once in a while. It became kind of a pattern. If I mentioned being exhausted after a long week, she'd say something like, try being unemployed and stressed. Must be rough having a paycheck, though. If I talked about saving up for a trip or something I wanted to buy, she'd go, of course you can afford it with this little laugh. If I brought up anything about work at all, even just casually in conversation, there was almost always a comment waiting on the other side of it. At first, I genuinely just laughed it off every single time because I did not want to be the person who can't take a joke.

27:28Trevor Evarts:I kept telling myself she didn't mean anything by it, and I was probably just reading into things. But then it started happening in front of other people, family dinners, group hangouts, even once in front of some people we had just met that night. and something about having it happen in front of others made it feel worse somehow. Like I could feel myself getting quieter every time we were in a group together because I never knew when the next comment was coming and I didn't want to have to laugh it off again in front of everyone. I started kind of dreading hanging out with her which made me sad because this is someone I genuinely love and used to look forward to seeing.

28:00Trevor Evarts:Then a few weeks ago, we made plans to grab coffee, just the two of us, and within like the first 20 minutes, she made a comment about how I've changed since I started working and that I'm too busy for real people now. And I don't know if it was just because I was already tired or because it had been building for so long, but something about that one just hit different. So I said something. I kept my voice calm. I wasn't trying to start a fight or make it dramatic. I just told her honestly that the jokes had been piling up and they were starting to feel genuinely hurtful and I'd really appreciate it if she could ease up on them.

28:28Trevor Evarts:She did not take it well. She got defensive almost immediately and told me I was being way too sensitive and acting like I was better than her. She said she was just teasing and that I was making a big deal out of nothing. The conversation got a little awkward after that and we kind of just moved on, but it felt unresolved. After that, I just stopped reaching out to make plans. I still reply to her texts when she messages me. I don't ignore her or anything, but I haven't been the one to suggest getting together or initiate anything like I used to. Well, apparently that did not go unnoticed. My aunt called my mom recently and said Mary is upset that she feels like I've suddenly gone cold on her and she doesn't understand why I'm being distant, which like I get that it probably does feel that way from her side but also she kind of never acknowledged what I said at the coffee thing now there's a bit of a divide in the family some people think I should just brush it off keep the peace she was just joking around others actually understand where I'm coming from and think I had every right to say something and pull back a little and I really don't want this to turn into some massive family drama because I do care about Mary and I miss the friendship we used to have but I also don't want to go back to feeling uncomfortable every single time we hang out and biting my tongue every time she makes a dig.

29:36Trevor Evarts:So am I the asshole for slowly pulling back after she kept making these comments, even after I told her how I felt? Oh, that is so heartbreaking. What a tough place to be. It's so hard to like, yeah, just like obviously like hear the progression of like the first couple of times of being like, and then just getting worse and worse and not knowing what to do. And then when you finally say something about it to be just told that you're like overreacting, like not so exhausting to answer op's question at the end i don't think you're an asshole for pulling back after you've communicated your boundaries i think it gets into scary it gets into like debatable territory when you pull back without communication but i think you did op did what they were supposed to do and that like they said what they needed they gave that person a chance and then that person kept crossing those boundaries yeah i think she's handled i don't know how I would really handle it differently.

30:29Trevor Evarts:It's really sad to like look at this, especially now being in my 30s, where you look at like you're 22 and 23, right? And what's tough about your 20s is like, yeah, you're all trying to figure your life out. And the paces at the time when you're 22 and 23, it feels astronomical. It's like, oh, you're successful and I'm not. It's like, you're both gonna be 30 one day and you're gonna be like, wow, I can't believe my 20s, I didn't find a job until I was 25, 26, and you found a job at 23. And now it doesn't matter. Or like I found a job and I got fired and my late 20s were crazy. And then at the end I found something.

31:03Trevor Evarts:Your 20s are all over the place and your 30s are all over the place. Like as an actor, I think I can really relate to this because like I remember being a teenager, early 20s where someone would like book a movie. Yeah. And I'm like, and I haven't booked anything in three years and I fucking suck and you can't help but feel resentful. but then a few years pass and then that person who booked a movie hasn't worked in a couple years and you're working and you start to realize like oh there's no such thing as like I'm better than you you're better than me it's like we're all on this roller coaster well said I really relate to this and like in ways that like my 20s was that it was like very hard I had a lot of really good friends and like my roommates we like all were just so close and supported each other so much but I think sometimes you can like, you can feel so insecure about how you're doing in your day to day that then it somehow starts attacking you from the inside and then you get mad at people for having things that you want and that, and you did nothing to get that.

32:04You know what I mean? That makes me mad. It just makes me mad that life hasn't given that to me yet. So I'm, and then I think sometimes you're in such denial about it because you love your friends that then you just start like attacking them in little ways just because like, honestly, I would always think about how like I'm a double Libra and like my want for fairness sometimes strangles me because I'm like it's just not fair because you have that money because you grew up with that money and I'm working and like just trying to be like well it's different for some people and like I would like say stuff I remember and then I had a friend that did this to me a lot every time I came home and I would like buy new clothes she'd always like oh bought some stuff you bought clothes like she would always make me feel weird for spending money and I didn't even have like money to spend, but it was just like, it was a bad habit and she would call it out and she would kind of be like, Oh, I'm working.

32:54She had like more jobs than I did. And I just remember it was always like a really small comparison game and like a fairness thing being like, well, you have extra time cause you have this or whatever. And like just saying that out loud, not to bring someone down, but to make you feel better. And in the end, it never makes you feel better.

33:11Trevor Evarts:Makes you feel worse. Yeah. I can relate in feeling the resentment and the like obsessing over like, wow, that person's life is they have everything I want. Yeah. Like at least like, oh, they're working a job. That's human. Or like, yeah, truly like in my early 20s, like I was like I had been single up until I was like in my early 20s, almost mid 20s. And like I was very jealous of people for relationships and stuff. Yeah. And I was just like, fuck, like it's not me. But there's nothing more freeing than letting like recognizing that resentment and like letting it go. Or seeing that that resentment is getting in between you and your friend.

33:45Trevor Evarts:Yeah. And also probably getting in between you and your actual goals and happiness in life. And it's tough because there is so much like societal expectation of like, oh, you're you finish high school. You got to go to college. You finish college. You got to get a job. And it's like so hard, especially like your early 20s. There's so much going on upstairs. Especially nowadays, man. It's like hard. Your brain is developing and and it is hard and it's stressful. And so like I totally can like empathize with like seeing someone who in your mind, you're like they have it all together. But then, yeah, taking that out in a way like in a negative way on your friend or something and then not being able to like reconcile and be like, I'm sorry.

34:23No, for sure. Realize that. And when you're when you're feeling less than somebody else, it for some reason always feels like because your pain hurts sometimes. Like I'm trying to go back to when I would feel this way and I would make little digs. And it was because I was hurting. Yeah, totally. And it was because I didn't want to hurt alone. And I wanted someone to like understand how I felt. and it's not that I never think I genuinely wanted to hurt somebody else. I just wanted to go like, well, I'm hurting. You don't want to be left behind. Exactly. And like instead of just saying like, whew, I actually feel a little insecure and like actually opening up, then getting like – Because that feels like – your head says that's defeat, right?

35:01Trevor Evarts:It's like, oh, if I admit it, then I am a loser. But it's actually no. It's actually – it kind of acknowledges like, no, you're not. You're just feeling this way. The reality of the situation is very different. And it's like every, I feel like every person that is, you know, over the age of 30 or everyone is like, yeah, I found this thing, you know, my passion in life when I was 45. I found like my career when I was, you know, in my late 30s. Like there is no, everybody's timeline is different, but it's really hard to see that when you're, you know, young, the same age as someone who you really care about and probably like look up to in a way, seeing them like, you know, succeed or do something that you want to do.

35:42Were they the same age? They're pretty much the same age.

35:44Trevor Evarts:I think they're 22 and 23. So yeah, that's also, it's hard when you're like doing it together. Yeah. And you're like, oh, and now I'm alone. Don't leave me here. But I also feel for OP, what a tough place to be in where it's like, oh, this person that I love resents me for something I have no control over. Like you don't want to feel guilty for succeeding or doing the things that you want to do, like making, you know, strides in your life. Like they're on a different timeline. They're on a different path. And it's really unfair to be made to feel guilty for that. Yeah. And like, I'm not, I'm not one to usually gun for like, oh, cut someone out or move, gets like move out of someone's life.

36:24Trevor Evarts:But you, you don't have much choice when it's like, oh, this person wants me to be less. Yeah. That is their whole desire is for me to make myself smaller. What option do you have now? I mean, I, a lot. I think almost all of my female friendships are, or a lot of my female friendships are people who are struggling because they thought safety is making themselves smaller in environments. Like, and, and that is, it's, it's unfortunate because I do think OP should distance themselves. And I don't know if I would have had that ability to know that or say that like five years ago. And I mean, once you have the conversation and try and bring it up and they're still not willing to like acknowledge that or accept it, then at that point it's like, You've done all you can do to like try and help them understand.

37:11And it's up to them at that point to figure out whatever's going on inside themselves and release that insecurity or jealousy or whatever it is and move on. Yeah, I mean, I'm also not like generally speaking, not someone who's very quick to like, oh, you got to cut them off. But I think some distance away from someone like that in that situation is necessary.

37:33Trevor Evarts:I don't think this is going to get better. Yeah. If she tried to talk to her and it was met with that, I'm like, this resentment is only going to build. Her resentment is based on her own success, right? It's like the only way this has a release is if her friend gets a job that she feels is equal to hers. It's like, all right, like, hope that happens. But even then, it's like, is this the rest of our lives? And you don't realize it at the time, but that could fundamentally like really affect the way you walk into rooms. Yeah. When you are worried about other people. Yeah. And that is coming from personal experience.

38:05It's just hard. It's hard.

38:06Trevor Evarts:And I'm not surprised that so many people in her family are saying like, oh, just brush it off. Just deal with it. Make yourself small. Yeah. Verdict was not the asshole. Comments, not the asshole. She wasn't joking. She was taking little digs at you out of insecurity and then calling you sensitive when you finally said something. You didn't even blow up. You just pulled back to protect your peace. If she actually cared about the friendship, she would have apologized and adjusted instead of running to the family like you wronged her. She did go and tell the whole family afterwards, which is a betrayal, I think.

38:33Trevor Evarts:OP said the point is she never apologizes. She feels that's the best part about her that she never backs down. Someone said, not the asshole. Those were not harmless jokes. They were repeated digs rooted in insecurity. The pattern, the timing, and especially doing it in front of other people shows it wasn't just teasing. It was undermining you. You did the right thing by addressing it calmly and giving her a chance to correct it. Her response wasn't to reflect or apologize, but to dismiss your feelings and call you sensitive. That's the real issue. Pulling back is not punishment. It is protecting your peace.

39:03Trevor Evarts:This is a natural consequence of their behavior. You're still replying and being civil. You're just no longer investing in a dynamic that makes you feel small. If she wants the closeness back, she needs to acknowledge how her behavior affected you. Opie said, I am not sure that things will be the same even after apologizing now. Wow. Lastly, someone said, yes, she sounds jealous. I hope she comes to her senses soon, takes what you said to heart, and changes how she acts with you, not the asshole. If asked again, tell your aunt to ask her daughter you told her why at coffee. OP said, my mom told her that, but my aunt is defending her daughter that she was just joking.

39:39Trevor Evarts:Yeah. I, we have an update. Okay. And I don't have much faith in it. I think this is going to get worse. Yeah. I think all the signs are there that it's going to get worse. Okay, the next day. So this took a turn I absolutely did not see coming. Oh. So yesterday, a few hours after my original post, I got a call from Mary and she was furious, like immediately yelling the second I picked up. She went off about how I portrayed her wrong on Reddit and how everyone is blaming her and that so many people have read it and now she looks terrible. I was honestly just sitting there confused because like my post got some comments, but it wasn't exactly what she was saying.

40:17Trevor Evarts:The comments were pretty measured. Some people agreed with me. Some said to talk it out. Nothing crazy. But she kept going. She started listing off all these specific things I apparently said in the post, except here's the thing. I didn't say half of what she was claiming. She was talking about details that straight up weren't in my post at all. Different scenarios, things I never mentioned, stuff that didn't even happen. That's when it clicked. She wasn't talking about my post. She was either talking about a completely different post she found, or I don't even know. I tried to tell her that, but she wasn't hearing it.

40:46Trevor Evarts:She hung up on me. Then apparently she went crying to her mom, my aunt, about how I publicly humiliated her on the internet. My aunt called my mom. My mom was confused because she'd actually read my post. I shared it to her after I got one such comment, which felt funny, and it was pretty tame. Then another cousin got involved trying to mediate and actually went looking for the post Mary was describing. He couldn't find anything matching what she claimed. So then there was this whole family group chat thing happening that I wasn't even in but heard about later, where people were trying to figure out what was going on.

41:17Trevor Evarts:And then, and this is the part that honestly made me laugh, Mary apparently let it slip in front of our other aunt that she just did it to get a reaction out of me. The whole viral Reddit post thing, either she made it up entirely or found some random post that vaguely sounded similar and decided to pretend it was about her too. What? Make me feel guilty? Start drama? Get attention? I genuinely have no idea. The family group chat apparently went silent after that, or maybe she found my original post and just started exaggerating things. My mom texted me later like, so your cousin is something else, and I just had to laugh because what else can you even do at that point?

41:51Trevor Evarts:The funniest part? My actual post is fine. Barely got any traction, just sitting there minding its business while Mary created an entire fictional drama around it. I don't even know what to do with this information. Part of me feels vindicated because this is exactly the kind of behavior I was talking about in my original post. But another part of me just feels sad because this is so much more unhinged than I expected. I haven't talked to her since. Honestly, I don't know if I even want to anymore. This reads like she found the post and then exaggerated the hell out of it. We got to make sure Mary doesn't listen to Smosh Reads Reddit stories.

42:23Yeah. That's why I can't go on Reddit, man. If I went on Reddit and found a post of one of my friends being like, I have a friend who works on a very popular YouTube channel. And I was like, that would be crazy. Actually, that would be really funny. Maybe I should start going. That would be funny.

42:42Trevor Evarts:I mean, I was going to say, because doing this for 10 years, there's plenty of times where I've gone on and read just conversations of people talking about me. No way. In like, oh yeah, I mean all the time, right? Actually, you know yourself right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so like, like not horribly negatively, but just like in ways where I'm like, oh, I almost feel like I'm listening in on a conversation. I shouldn't be hearing it. It's weird. Always in the back of my head, wanted to write a Reddit story so bizarre and see if somehow it gets on the show. We'd probably clock it. Probably too many spelling errors.

43:20Trevor Evarts:I also think the way that the cousin exaggerated the story is how she's exaggerating her entire dynamic with OP in her head all the time. I think that's how resentment works is it like builds up to a fictional place inside your own head. God, it sucks so bad. It really does suck. It's heartbreaking to like have someone that you're that close to, it sounds like, and are just like best friends with and then truly not be able to do anything. You just have to let them figure their stuff out. I'm not like standing up for Mary, but I will say sometimes the pain and like insecurity gets so strong that you go to extents to get attention and love.

44:00She's trying to get OP to say sorry in such a dramatic way because she wants love and attention in such a dark place that she's in. Right. Now she's lying and she's like making shit up.

44:11Trevor Evarts:Yeah. And here's the situation. I mean, look, if Mary happens to watch this, I would say to her, I'd be like, you're going to be so much happier. Like you yourself will be happier if you let this resentment go and like apologize and want the best for the people that you love in your life. And I think I believe that can really happen. She's young. I think people do go through these phases in life sometimes. And I think it's possible to learn these lessons. Yeah. But if she doesn't, she's going to blink and she's going to be 40 and miserable. I was just going to say like life right now, especially in the world we're living in, is too hard and too short to make anybody around you, especially the people you love, make any of their goodness a threat to you.

45:06it's just too dark. Like you're gonna blink and life is gonna be done. Yeah. And it's just like when a good thing happens to you it happened to all of us because life's hard and we should just enjoy it. You know what I mean? Yeah.

45:20Trevor Evarts:And I would certainly say too to an unemployed 22 year old like sorry that you ended up in like one of the worst fucking times to try to get a job. It's like I can't imagine. You got fucked over by like a million other people than your cousin. Yeah. Be mad at them. Be mad at the system. Yeah. Like, it is not your fault that you're in the place you're in. Yes. Do not take it out on the people who are there for you. Yes, that's the point. You're going to fuck yourself over even more. It feels like OP did try to get married to, like, let down those boundaries. Let down that animosity. Yeah. It feels like it just didn't work.

45:56I think there are a lot of people that would have just been, like, you know, had that kind of pattern of behavior and seen it and just not said anything and been, like, and just slowly dishing out and not explained it. And I think that, you know, for her to be like, yeah, this is what's going on. This is like how I've been feeling. And I really respect that, you know, you're able to do that.

46:13Trevor Evarts:And I just, it's just like, it sucks because it's like, there is nothing better than truly, genuinely wanting the best for the people around you, right? Like, and really wanting that. And it's hard when you're in a down place. But I would also say to Mary, it's like, there will come a time, I would bet money on it, where OP is in a worse spot than her. for whatever way, whatever it is. Yeah. And in those times you're like, I believe OP would still want the best for Mary. And you're like, it's the dynamic is going to change over time, but it's great that when you have people that in your life, that, you know, that no matter the circumstances, you want the best for each other and you're there for each other.

46:54And even if you get, if you feel weird, I think just acknowledging it and going, Hey, it's been a dark month for me. I wish I could like, but I, I still want to support you. You know what I mean? And just saying it out loud and being like, instead of just digs.

47:08Trevor Evarts:I think that's something, I think us here at Smosh are very good about that. About it being like, hey, I'm feeling this feeling. Yeah. And acknowledging like, hey, this is an irrational feeling that I'm feeling. I'm letting you know I'm feeling this. I'm saying that. I'm not acting on it. I'm recognizing it. But I'm also communicating I'm feeling this. Because once you acknowledge it, then it's like, whoa, I got it out. Yeah. But if you hide it, then you're like, that's cool. You went shopping today. I wish I could have. And it's completely normal feelings. Like I literally in the last month have seen things and been like, damn, like I wish I was doing something like that.

47:40And it's like, and it's normal. But then also it's, you feel so much better when you see someone doing something. You're like, dude, that's so awesome for them. Like I feel so much more enriched when I'm just happy for people. But it's a very human thing. Like everyone goes through it and it's just finding out, like, you know, figuring out the way to deal with it that isn't bringing someone down. Should we kiss?

48:00Trevor Evarts:All right. Our next story comes from Am I the Asshole? This was posted in February of 2023. Am I the asshole for yelling at my girlfriend due to her camera roll? I know that every situation is different, but I feel like any story that starts off, Am I the asshole for yelling at my girlfriend? I don't think there's ever been a situation where I'm like, yeah, it was justified to just yell at your partner. Yeah. Let's hear him out, Dred. I'll hear him out. Let's hear him out. Hear him out. Hold on, I'll hear him out. There's gotta be some atrocious shit in those camera rolls. Yeah. Me, 23-year-old man, and my girlfriend, 21-year-old woman, have been together for four months now.

48:46Trevor Evarts:She's great, beautiful, crazy intelligent, and has the best personality. Genuinely, my dream girl, except for one issue, her camera roll. For background, she dated a guy for four years in high school and the first half of college. She broke up with him last year and has dated other people since then leading up to me. She never really talks about him unless telling a past story about her friend group, which he was part of until he suddenly up and left. According to her, the reason they broke up is she realized they were on two different levels of maturity. When I mean she's intelligent, I mean she's well-known around campus and every professor adores her and we go to a big 12 university.

49:22Trevor Evarts:She also got life-threateningly sick and while he was worried for her, she knew he wouldn't be responsible enough to take care of her in the future. progressive heart disease. They ended on good terms, but don't talk anymore because he is kind of an introverted guy, according to her. The part I get upset about is every time she opens her camera roll to show me a past picture, she scrolls past photos or videos of him and her. I brought this up to her before, and she always laughs and says it's because she's too lazy to go through 30 ,000 photos. She hasn't deleted pictures since 2015. These photos and videos of him and her aren't romantic.

49:55Trevor Evarts:They're high school shenanigans and usually involve her other friends, but I still can't help but feel jealous. Today, she showed me a photo of her friends in 2018 and told me a funny story. He's in the photo. I said, you have a lot of pictures with him in an annoyed tone. And she said, well, yeah, he grew up with me and my friends. We were kids together. It's like a look back into my childhood. I told her I didn't like those pictures and she offered to remove them and put them on a drive. I told her that wasn't enough. She told me they were precious memories she shared with her friends and she wasn't going to delete them just because he was in a relationship.

50:29Trevor Evarts:I kind of raised my voice and told her she should go back to him if the memories were precious. She got up and said, I don't want to go back to him but I also don't want to be with someone who is emotionally insecure. I have enough to deal with and then left. I've debated on texting her and apologizing. Am I the asshole? Buddy, I think you've already lost her. Think me. You talked about how smart and intelligent and all this stuff about her it sounds like she is it sounds like she has no tolerance op it's not looking good

51:06yeah i this is something this whole kind of conundrum we'll call it um of deleting pictures of you and your ex it's so and it feels like such a case-by-case thing like i i can understand both sides of it but in a situation like this where it's like someone that she went to high school with was like a part of a friend group and someone who, you know, she ended on good terms with. And like, as he said, there's, they're not romantic pictures. Like I, I think it's very unreasonable to be like, I want you to delete those memories fully from your life. I think it's very her being like, I'll take them off my phone and just put them on a drive.

51:43Like, I think that's very mature to be like, you won't have to see them if I'm showing you something. But yeah, I think asking her to just fully delete those things is, is very unfair. And it's four months in. It's also, this problem I think is going to get bigger and bigger. Like this is like kind of like an old fashioned thing about like, you still have stuff of your ex like from the early 2000s that now just like even the idea of having 30 ,000 photos. That's like now we take them more and we post them more. And this is only going to get like a bigger thing. We're just going to have bigger data logs of stuff.

52:17Like, and it's just, it's just going to be hard. That's a lot of photos. And it's also, I keep thinking about it. Because sometimes you guys have the, on the iPhone, they have the featured photos. You'll turn to the left and like, and you'll be like punched by a picture of you and your ex, like on a date. And you're like, whoa, I didn't click on that. And it's just you like scrolling to the left. And I've heard people talk about that. And it's a feature. I think there's going to be some kind of app or something. Or you're going to be able to call Steve Jobs. May he rest in peace. And go delete all the pictures of my ex.

52:49Get out the Ouija board. if these phones can like do all the shit they're doing they're gonna figure out a way but it is a lot of work and there's also so much more to this it's just that he's

52:59Trevor Evarts:threatened it sounds yeah um and it's control but it is an interesting new issue yeah right of like oh your instagram all your social handles and all the photos on your phone how you go about that yeah it's very complicated um but at the end of the day too it's like it's a matter of trust it's like, what are you asking for here? Yeah. And him being like, well, why don't you go back to him? It's just kind of like, all right, man, you blew it. You're blowing it. Why don't you go back to him? Yeah. It's like, because this is also photos, like, it's her whole entire high school experience. Yeah. Like, to delete a bunch of memories from high school.

53:35Trevor Evarts:It's also, I know their problem is they're, like, only 22, 23, but I'm like, it was high school. Like, I don't know. It's also just, like, kind of so immature to, like get upset when anyone has exes at all. It's like, yeah, yeah. Like, hey, they existed. Yeah. And it's like, and it's like your life is so much bigger than like, you know, the person that you're dating. It's like, this person is like, this is the person that you're with, but your life was so much more than that at that time. And it's like those, those pictures of you and your ex can be like, it's like, it might not be about the ex.

54:11It might be about like, oh, this is a trip that we took together. And I like really remember like, you know, going out of the country for the first time things like that where it's like it's all like a beautiful turtle don't make me delete the turtle yeah it's like you're you're asking them to delete so much more than just like oh this person in their life i think it goes back to what we were talking about earlier

54:27Trevor Evarts:is like yeah he's talking about feeling jealous and stuff it's like you can talk to your girlfriend about that you can just be like oh you like i that's so true i feel insecure and stuff like you know like because your ex like i know he was part of your life for so long and stuff and she'd probably be like, you have nothing to worry about. That's so true. There's like such something so human. It's like, I feel this kind of way, but I'm going to make it about something else really hard because saying that I'm just jealous, threatened or insecure is going to be so much worse than just hiding behind these photos.

54:58Trevor Evarts:And it's not going to end there. Like she could delete all the photos and something else is going to come up. That's going to jog up his jealousy and feeling of insecurity because insecurity is just there. So the verdict was asshole, obviously Comments, you're the asshole. She is right. You are emotionally insecure. Someone said, you're the asshole and deeply insecure, immature and controlling. Your girlfriend isn't obligated to erase years of photos from before you met because of your crippling insecurity. Grow up. You're the asshole. She showed you a group shot that happened to have her ex in it, asking her not to show you those pictures because they make you jealous is fair, but expecting her to scrub four years worth of pictures when you've known her for four months is a stretch.

55:35Trevor Evarts:Update. Update. Do you think he fixes this or do you think he keeps going down the rabbit hole? I think he doubled down. Really? I want to believe that he got better. I want to believe that too. I want to believe that he fixed it. Okay, let's see. Update the next day. These are fresh updates out of the oven. Fresh. I texted her this morning and I apologize for crossing a line. She said while she accepted the apology, the relationship wouldn't be continuing any further. She said a lack of self-awareness and emotional maturity is not something she can overlook when dating someone. So I guess I'm single now.

56:12Update number two from this year. And how long ago is the other one?

56:18Trevor Evarts:2023. This is three years later. Wait, okay. Oh my God. Okay. What? What? Wait, don't. That's not fair. You're reading it before us. I can't help it. Just read it. Read it. Read it. Hi all. This is actually my post. Mind you, this is three years later. So surprise, first of all, it was fake. Sorry, I know, that sucks. I'm actually a woman, and that post was made during my last year as a journalism undergraduate. It was part of a capstone project where we determined how easy it is to mislead people on the internet and to induce public outrage and how that influences far-right and far-left media pushing.

56:58Trevor Evarts:Under the moderation of our professor, we each concocted stories or social media profiles to try and stir up controversy online. Thanks to the original post, safe to say I got an A. I also graduated with honors and with a special distinction for my thesis. The girlfriend was vaguely based on myself, except I have a kidney transplant and not a heart condition. And I exaggerated how well-known I was on campus and my looks and intelligence, for sympathy, of course, and who doesn't play up themselves in a fictional world. I've played D &D. Since then, I've been - Okay. Since then, I've been a fairly successful journalist.

57:30Trevor Evarts:I've worked for both NPR and the Washington Post. I recently left my career behind, though, and am now in law school studying international law. I can't believe this post is making rounds again, and I debated keeping the story as is, but too many of you all were DMing me the story. For future reference, some of you are far too gullible. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. That's how we got into this crazy situation we're in here in the U.S. Well, OP, he just reads it and I believe it, okay? Yeah. So, OP, I'm not, I didn't know. It's my job to believe it. He reads it, okay? Blame him.

58:02Blame him. Blame him. Blame the producer. Don't blame us. Don't blame us. Honestly, if I read that online, I'd probably be like, some journalist probably wrote this as a study. Wait, this is so weird. That's awesome.

58:12Trevor Evarts:Pretty awesome. It's also, yeah, it's true. Like, every story we read on Reddit, I'm like, yeah, I mean, it's an anonymous story. I take them mostly as hypotheticals. This is sick as hell, though. Pretty good. Wait, I'm obsessed. Beth, can we, wait, someone send her this. Send OP this. Comment OP on the video. But it is very easy to lie online. It's important to remember. God, that was fun as hell. Yeah. I feel like I just did a cold plunge. An internet cold plunge. Where you believed everything and you're like, wait, actually, no, everything's fake. I think at this point I'm not hit too hard by it because I'm just like, yeah, probably a lot of them are.

58:48No, sure. I just love being like, hello, I'm a journalist. Yeah, I think it's a novelty. I'm John Quinonez. What would you do? The novelty of coming back like years later and being like, hey, by the way, this is fake. It is. Yeah. It is also a little old to be like, like, I know we deal with what is on the Internet being fake or real constantly. So it isn't like a you're right. Things can be fake because there's so much of it in our day to day.

59:13Trevor Evarts:Even like the news. That's not that big of a surprise. It's just the way she did it. And she wrote this before AI fucking took it to a whole new level. I also feel like it's a pretty mild story. So I'm like, yeah, I don't have, this is such a real scenario. It's not like you wrote something that I'm like, I can't believe that happened. I'm like, your boyfriend was jealous that you had photos of your ex in your phone. That's almost why I'm more surprised. This is one of the most believable stories, just like real stories. I think we could throw a penny and it would land on a jealous boyfriend of a girl's phone camera.

59:47Trevor Evarts:Yeah. I'm kind of like, I guess a part of me is also a little bit like, what was your, like, what was your argument in this, in that, like, oh, this is dangerous that I persuade people into thinking that boyfriends can be jealous. Yeah. I'm like, it's like, oh, actually, but, so that story was fake. Mind you, guys are never jealous. Exactly. You're so right. Like, if she made us believe something that we don't normally can get behind easily. Which does happen on the internet. Yeah. And that is a very real thing. Yeah, it's good to say, yeah. I think the thesis is true in that we should doubt everything we see on the internet nowadays.

1:00:21But how about, you know, a fictional story that's causing us to look inside of ourselves and confront the issues that we have in our own insecurities and make us think.

1:00:34Trevor Evarts:I think I read these in that kind of manner, right? You know, because I was devastated when I found out Percy Jackson wasn't real. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That was really fucked up. when I found out my pen in school, why isn't it a sword? Why isn't it a sword? When I found out the hunger games wasn't real. I read that. I was like, can you believe what they're doing? Oh my God. When am I going to have to go? When I have to volunteer. When I found out she's university wasn't a thing. I mean, my God. Can I say though, there's an added layer to this too. And I think it's true for the internet of like, it is important to doubt everything.

1:01:10Trevor Evarts:I say that hosting this show, right? Like be entertained by the internet, but do not take life advice because you might go, you might go to Reddit and write a story asking for advice about like your relationship or something and keep in mind that you might be getting marriage advice from a 12 year old. It's like so true. Like you just do not know who's commenting. You don't know who's on there. Who's that 12 year old? We need her on the show. Like you just don't know what the fuck is, like because it's anonymous. Okay, this is what I was gonna say. What goes on in your guys' brain when you're reading these Do you picture, like, are you picturing the people visually?

1:01:46Trevor Evarts:Yeah, I picture a lot of them. I picture them as Pixar characters. Like, super soft. Whoa. Kind of. Like, the dad, I was picturing him, like, quintessential, like, the dad in Inside Out. Wow. Like, I'm not, like, really thinking in realism a lot with these. Because it's just kind of bonkers. I don't think I'm picturing people. I feel like maybe in my head, I'm like, well, now you're making me think. I know. Think about how you listen. No, I don't know. Just think about that. You know, and it's funny. This is interesting. And now that you made me think the first story that we read about the dad.

1:02:17What did you think he looked like? You know, it's not actually about what the dad looked like, but it's weird that my head, when I imagined them like going up to the house, it was it was my house from my childhood. I was like picturing. I was like when I had to picture a like suburban family in the house. I like my was I went to my house for my childhood.

1:02:37Trevor Evarts:There you go. I don't know what that means. Brains are crazy. I don't know if it means anything. Brains are crazy. When I found out some people do not think in images and like can't think in images, I was blown away by that. See, anytime I hear something like that, I'm like, what do you mean? Because I can't think, I can't see. Like truly cannot form images in their head. See, but like I don't know if I can form images in my head because I don't know what that means to you. Ready? When you close your eyes, can you see a red apple in front of you? Like am I seeing like as if there's a TV screen here and there's an apple?

1:03:04Whatever you want.

1:03:04Trevor Evarts:You can picture a red apple. Let me try another one that we might cut. Boobs. Yeah, picture boobs. You see it. No, I can only describe boobs in my head. I can only see the word boobs. I can only see one pair of boobs. Our final story. Mysterious vibrating in my bedroom. Been there. It's not gonna suck itself. This was posted on RBI, Reddit Bureau of Investigation, a subreddit where people use the power of the internet to solve real world problems. Now, you've piqued my interest. What's in my ass? I don't know. I was investigating the male G-spot. That's crazy, you guys. It was really dark again, and I don't know what I put up my ass.

1:04:00You've been reading Reddit all day, and you ended your day with that one?

1:04:08All right.

1:04:10Trevor Evarts:I'm not going crazy, but there's a vibrating in my room that I hear from time to time, and it's making me paranoid. I live alone. No one else lives with me but my dog. The buzz I hear sporadically sounds exactly like my iPhone. Just a quick, short vibration, about a half a second. It's not my iPhone. As I hear it when I'm actively using my phone, and it's not my phone. It's not regular. It doesn't happen in intervals. It's completely random. Sometimes I hear it often. Sometimes days go by. It's too quiet to hear when I'm watching TV. almost always when there's no other sound. Sometimes it sounds like it's coming from under my bed.

1:04:42Trevor Evarts:Sometimes it sounds like it's coming from the ceiling. I can't for the life of me figure out what it is. I live pretty basic. I have a light mounted on the ceiling, carbon monoxide detector, and an iPhone charger in my room. That's all the electric things in my room. Could it be coming from inside the drywall? Plumbing maybe? I'm not crazy. This is a real sound, but it happens so infrequently I can't pinpoint it at all. Okay. What do we think it is? Vibrating. Just something. It's kind of different parts of the room. I have in my apartment, like heard buzzing and I thought it was a phantom like me thinking I got texts before.

1:05:17And I but like I have upstairs neighbors and like I don't know, like I've always been like, oh, it sounds like a buzz. Like there's so much shit going on. It's the Wi-Fi. I don't fucking know. I've been going through this actually in the last couple of weeks because I've been hearing this sound that's like a little pretty sound. and I don't know what it was. And it's one of those things that like, I just can't be asked to get up off the couch and like try and figure out what it is. But then I asked Raven and I was like, is that your computer? And she's like, oh, I've heard that. And she's like, I thought it was your computer.

1:05:45And I'm like, if you're sitting in your office and it's not coming from your computer, I don't know where it's coming from. And it's like kind of been driving me crazy, but also like in a way that I'm like, I don't know what's going on. We're all so cooked. We're hearing sounds and we don't know what's going on.

1:06:02Trevor Evarts:We don't know what the fuck it is. I don't know what it is, man. And it's like... We don't know what the fuck it is. The stakes are high enough for me to figure it out, man. Okay, so someone commented, you say you live alone, but are you in a single family home or in an apartment? Yeah. My old apartment had some pretty thick walls, but the floor and ceilings were not. I could hear and possibly feel my upstairs and downstairs neighbor's phones vibrate. Mostly upstairs because I think it was on a table, so the vibration amplified through my ceiling. You don't live in an apartment, I don't know. Opie said one bedroom house.

1:06:33Whoa.

1:06:35Trevor Evarts:That makes me think like it's ventilation or plumbing. Yeah. Or rat. That's the only thing. Or a rat, like a big fat rat with an iPhone. I feel like a rat getting so many emails. Like, you know how like your AC unit like cycles, it like starts up, like turns off. It could be something where like, you know, it rustles on and there's like a little vibrating as it's going. Also, I don't know. Maybe one of my devices is listening. Maybe it's the government. you know everything's listening everything yeah I mean that's kind of true you know what I mean I'm not gonna doubt that I can go hey Alexa anybody's gonna anyway keep going well a lot of listeners just got pissed off hey Google hey Google it's not gonna suck itself fuck sorry someone said oh god this would bother me so much maybe the CO detector maybe a fan or some electrical buzz coming from the light maybe something with the water heater or wifi modem router what other rooms are butted up with the bedroom.

1:07:31Trevor Evarts:Start taking note of the times of day you hear it most often. Obviously, I would guess it's mostly at night when you're in bed, as that's the quietest time you're in your room. But see if there are other times you notice it. Note what other things are or aren't happening in the house. That should narrow it down at least a little. OP said that's a good idea to keep a log, see if the times match up or if there's a pattern. We'll do that. Someone said just to add a sense of panic, let's mention that there's phantom vibration syndrome. That's what I was thinking. Like, we're all buzzing all the time.

1:07:58Like who the fuck knows?

1:08:00Trevor Evarts:OP said, oh, I've had phantom phone ring for years. I've always had that. This isn't physical. It's auditory. I hear it buzzing. Sorry. So phantom vibration syndrome is a real thing. According to Wikipedia, phantom vibration syndrome or phantom ringing syndrome is the perception that one's mobile phone is vibrating or ringing when it's not. PVS is technically a hallucination because your brain is perceiving something that isn't actually happening. So is that like that happens to me all the time? Because that's how like what we are seeing and hearing and everything is not actually what's in front of us.

1:08:29Trevor Evarts:It's what our brain is interpreting. So it makes sense that if a motion or something, your brain is so used to phone vibration that it's like that's what that is. So it makes you feel that. And I'm used to that sound. I'm used to that feel. I'm like used to it on my couch and like feeling it. And especially when I'm expecting calls and it's during the day, I'm like always being like, I'm like, I check it and nothing changed. Okay. But I get texts. So don't worry, guys. I get a lot of texts. Dude, like I'm getting calls and texts, I swear. Sometimes I don't and I think I'm always getting And it's like that's probably why I have it because it's like I'm just always getting hit up like come on Surely I'm getting a text right now because I'm always Update!

1:09:06Okay!

1:09:07Trevor Evarts:1.5 years later What? Took them one and a half years to figure it out Damn! Any last guesses? Alien! Could be Could be! Alien? You look I'll hop on the Alien train. I'll go with Um Mmm I'm going to go with some weirds in the walls. A drone. Drone. Drone. Okay. I'm about to read it. Yeah. That's usually how that goes, yeah. Well, any last guesses? Okay, thank you, thank you. Posted about a strange buzzing in my house over a year ago, and I never was able to figure out what it was. I heard it so infrequently and irregularly that it was almost impossible to figure out what it was. Every time I'd hear it, I'd immediately stop what I was doing and go real silent, waiting with bated breath, hoping it would buzz again.

1:09:53Trevor Evarts:Almost like a cruel joke. It would only buzz after I gave up waiting and went back to whatever it was I was doing. Even up to last week, I'd still hear it. Sometimes multiple times a day. Sometimes weeks would go by without hearing it. I'm pretty sure I figured it out and it's comically stupid what it was. So I was sleeping in the middle of the night like 3 a.m. and I woke up and was in a semi-sleep daze kind of drifting. The world was real quiet and it was a deep silence and I heard the buzz. But for the first time, it almost immediately repeated and kept repeating in frequency, almost like a rhythm.

1:10:22Trevor Evarts:I was 100 % sure it was my phone ringing on vibrate. So I started groping around the bed to find my phone because the buzzing sounded exactly like my phone buzzing every two seconds for about half a second. Once I found my phone, the buzzing continued, but I couldn't quite place where it was coming from. This is going to sound crazy and I'm amazed this is the source, but eventually my alertness and physical movements woke my dog up and the buzzing immediately ceased with a grunt. The buzzing was my stupid shepherd's exhales. like his every exhale or possible inhale, I'm not sure, was buzzing. Exactly emulating a cell phone buzz.

1:10:55This happened to me like two days ago. That's crazy! This happened to me. I can't believe I didn't think of it. This happened to me two days ago. I was sitting, I was laying on the couch and my dog, I like had my arm down and he'd laid, napkin had like laid his head and his neck was resting on my arm. And then I kept feeling this buzzing and I was like, why is, I thought my phone was buzzing, but then it was on the armchair and I was like, what? And then I realized it was like his neck and the exhale. It was a journalist showing us that internet. It was actually John Quinonez. Napkin goes, you've been working for the globe.

1:11:24Trevor Evarts:I've actually been, see, you cannot trust anything you hear vibrating. That's crazy. That's crazy. It's happened to you. Oh my God. I'm decently confident that this is the same buzzing that I've been hearing for years and also the reason that I've been unable to source it because every time I hear it, I'll get super alert and tense, which immediately wakes up my dog as he's super attuned to my behavior and his breath buzzing stops. Then when I relax and give up the search, he goes back to sleep as the situation is over. That's when I hear it again. And he again wakes up to see what's got me agitated.

1:11:51Trevor Evarts:I also only ever hear it during moments of calm when I'm lounging, never when I'm active and moving about the house. So this would make sense that it's only ever when my boy is sleeping. I'm pretty satisfied with this answer. And when I do hear it again, I'll be on the lookout to see if it's the dog knows next time as well. It happened here, that's crazy. Yeah, but it was like, I felt the vibration on my arm. Like, I don't think I would have heard it. So I felt it and I was like, what was that? And I was like, oh, it's, that's so funny. That's incredible. Because then every time you do, you move, like your dog is going to stop.

1:12:21Your dog is like, what's going on? Yeah. Let's get it. What a prank.

1:12:25Trevor Evarts:Wow. Are we looking for that buzz again? What's that buzz? We're looking for it. He's like, the dogs are just like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, the dog's going, did you hear that, dude? Yeah, the dog's going, I heard it too. Where was it? I fucking heard that, dude. Honestly, I bet it's the fucking cops. Yeah. Dude, something's in the walls, man. You got to bust open the walls. Something's in the walls. my cat's purrs are like too obvious I feel like but with cats cats make you less anxious because they're unlike dogs which I feel like are by your side a lot more cats are just all over the fucking place all the time so you'll hear weird noises and you're just like that's probably my cat getting up to shenanigans and you're just used to weird noise you're just like yeah the only thing that wakes me up is I'm like I'll hear something I'll be like they're on the fucking counters and I'll be like you bastards like I hear you get off they'll just hear them all they're on the fucking counters again the funniest was there was one time this was like we were living in a different apartment and we had built these like shelves so that the cats could get up to above the kitchen yes I love those and Bones was unable to hop up high enough but one of the nights he tried and we wake up to like a crash we hear like a and then I run out and I just see bones in the middle of the floor just like his tail puffed just kind of like and I was like did you fall hit the trash can and then hit the crowd because he was just so embarrassed just kind of like he's like nah dude that was someone else he was like that wasn't me bro it's like dude there's a weird buzzing sound it sounds like a cat's falling I don't know what happened what's the threshold sometimes I think about like what's the threshold of weird noise you could hear before you could be like is my place haunted because I'll watch like ghost hunting shows and they'll just be like in there silently and they'll hear like the littlest noise and be like, oh my God.

1:14:15I'm like, I feel like I'm always hearing noises. I hear so much shit and it's fine.

1:14:19Trevor Evarts:They just make a lot of noise. It's why, okay, this, because people know I'm a bit of a skeptic, right? Yeah. Now I'm not saying I don't believe in those things. It's just that so many people, I'm like, if you want to believe in the things, that's what you're going to hear because we're talking about how our brains perceive things. So if you're telling yourself it's a ghost, I'm like, you're more likely to like make that pattern make sense to you. Yeah. Yep. Ready for this? I'm going to wrap it all up in a bow. Okay. That same thing. And so, like, I was thinking that. Killed. Killed. Killed. That was good.

1:14:55Wow, it was the dog all along.

1:14:57Trevor Evarts:It was the dog all along. This time you can blame it on the dog. And now you can. Anyways, thank you both for being here for all these updates. You're the best, man. Thank you, bro. You're the best. You're the best. You're the fucking best. Guys, I love you guys. This is awesome. I love this show. It's time for bed. All right. Well, guys, it's time for bed. I know for some of you, it's 1130 in the morning, but it's time for bed. Sorry. I don't make the rules. Thank you, Trevor and Angela. And thank you all for watching. And hey, we'll see you next week. Update. We're having another show next week.

1:15:33Update. Another episode comes out. Another episode. Love you. See you next week.

1:15:37Trevor Evarts:Bye. Thank you.