Dark Energy Tuesday (Euphoria, Summer House, In the City, Travis Scott) 

24:19She is so annoying. I'm sorry. I cannot stand her. I'm sorry. You guys, everyone yells at us when we're mean to Sabrina. Everyone yells at us. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was like, you know what? Like, She is very camp. Like, there's something so ridiculous about her that I think she makes great TV. But she is being around her in real life. I would be like, absolutely not. It was not an unfair ask. But then for Wes to go and then make out with Ciara, like, you know what you're fucking doing. Like, what do you mean? He even said he was like, Ciara cannot do casual. He knows that. And then you make out with her, you fucking idiot.

24:53No, it was so painful. And how he kept telling everyone, yeah, we have great chemistry. But, I mean, it's not going to turn into anything. That's literally what he said. Will you hang out with her? where you hang out starting to fall? And Wes is like, I mean, I don't know. Which basically means no. No, it means no. Yeah, that was just, oh my God. No, he's sociopathic. He really is a sociopathic. We know that the finale part one, or the reunion part one is tonight on Tuesday, May 26, which I am very excited for. There has been a lot of discourse about a comment that Ciara makes in the preview of the reunion where she says to Amanda, he is only with you to spite me.

25:34And I've gotten really like back and forth because part of me is like, and this is, you know, a lot of people are saying online is he doesn't care about you enough to spite you. Like he just does not care. And that's the problem. He does not see you. He does not care. You do not cross his mind. And part of me thinks that. And then the other part of me, I saw West on Jason Tardik's Trading Secrets podcast. Did you see this clip where he was like if you could fire one person from summer house and i think this was like february 2020 it was it was february 2025 so a couple months before they filmed summer house this season yes the new season yeah he and jason asked us if you could fire one person from the summer house who would it be and he says well uh um i can't do his his annoying ass um i don't know well sometimes you kind of you resent the person that uh you know gives you the most heat so the The obvious answer would be Sierra.

26:27The obvious answer would be Sierra to, like, get rid of, like, the awkwardness. And he's wearing UGG boots. He's so fucking annoying. But something about that felt so nefarious to me, the way he answered that. Talking about her on a podcast that he would fire her just because she has boundaries with him. I hate him. And then that made me realize that he really— And we know that he even said this season that he resents her for the fact that the fans all turned on him. He is really, really, really evil. Yeah. Evil. Yeah. And I think 100%, I think he didn't hook up with Amanda to spite Sierra because I don't think he thinks about Sierra at all.

27:03Like you said, therein lies the issue. But I will say that it's an added bonus for him that he realizes when I hook up with Amanda, Sierra is fully cut from my life and it really is the end of the road for us. And he embarrasses her even more. He wants to embarrass her. Yes, he does. I think that, like you said, it's not the reason he did it, but I think it's an added bonus. Yes. It's like the cherry on top. Exactly. And I think he really was interested in Amanda because it's more of a forbidden fruit. She's been married the entire time you've known her. You've been physically attracted to her.

27:34You guys have a really good rapport. You guys are close friends. So I think when it finally happened, he was ecstatic because, again, forbidden fruit. He wants what he can't have because he's a sociopath. The second that Ciara showed a little bit of interest in him again this season, he was so icked out. Sophie and I were saying, like, it couldn't be any more clear to us that he is so icked out by her aggressiveness towards, like, wanting him back. And she was expressing that vocally to other cast members, to Mia, saying, you know, I'm not usually one to make the same mistake twice. But, and here Wes is saying, I'm not going to hang out with her in the fall.

28:04Yeah, and I think in her mind, when they were making up, she thought that they were rekindling because Wes had been telling. And it's not only on her being, like, delusional. I think there's part of her that's a little bit delusional about him and likes the idea of him more than who he actually is. But he was telling people that he had a crush on her and he liked her and he missed her. He was telling people. And so when they made up, she was like, he wants to rekindle things with me. Meanwhile, he was not interested in that at all. He just didn't want it to be awkward. He didn't want it to be uncomfortable in the house anymore.

28:34And he also didn't want the fans to hate him anymore. So I don't know. It's like you could tell that he regrets it immediately as soon as they make up because you could tell that she is going full throttle into having feelings for him again. And that's not what he wants. But it's like you did this. Like it's your fucking fault, you fucking idiot. And what are your thoughts on her having that sense of we're getting back together? Because based on the conversation they had on the doc, it seemed more of like let's bury the hatchet. We know that we get along great. We don't want to create awkwardness in the house, nor do we want to create an awkwardness in the friendship.

29:05to me, and obviously we only get a small like fraction of that conversation, it didn't seem like a reconciliation of like them getting back together as a couple. I think what it was, the problem was that he had been telling other people in the house that he missed her and that they had a great relationship when they were together and it was dreamy. He used the word dreamy. He said love of my life about her at one point. Like he was talking to other people about it and not her, but she was hearing it from other people that he was interested in her. So I think them reconciling, she was like, oh my God.

29:35Okay, we're spending time together again. Clearly, we have good chemistry. We're flirting again. He's telling people he's interested in me like this could work this time. Meanwhile, he obviously is not in that at all, but it's his fault that he does not know how to communicate because an immature baby with narcissistic sociopathic tendencies. And I'm not just throwing around those words lightly. Like, I am diagnosing him. Like, I think there's something very wrong with him. He's like a dangerous person to me. No, I completely agree. And the fact, I think there was a huge added layer to this of the fact that he had a relationship with Miha in the beginning of this year.

30:07And the fact that that's kind of secretly. Secretly. Secretly the entire year he had a secret girlfriend. And how that, it's been talked about, obviously, but I think people are kind of diminishing that because obviously the focal point is Sierra Amanda West. But I think that, to me, is one of the most insidious things. It's like goes beyond Sierra, who I think to him was like a coworker and a girl that he liked to hook up with. I think with Miha, if you were fully in a relationship with her, as everyone has now admitted, that to me is the most insidious part. that you were hooking up with, we think, Sierra in February.

30:39So that's what we've heard. Amanda in February. And you also had a girlfriend. And let us not forget all the other women that you've been spotted with on Dumois over the last, like, first half of this year. Like, that was so rampant. He was always with another girl on Dumois. So it's just like, I don't know how he gets away with this stuff. Yeah. Jesse Solomon was on some show, because obviously one of the clips in the reunion trailer is Jesse Solomon crying. Oh, come on. I know, but we know for a fact that he knew about West and Amanda in early March. We know for a fact. It has been confirmed by multiple sources.

31:11He knew. It's all for show how he's pretending that he was shocked and he didn't know. It is all a lie. I'm sorry it is. It is. And he was on some radio show and they were asking about West's secret girlfriend. He said, I thought they had an arrangement. So what he knew that West had a girlfriend. But I think the arrangement that he was aware of was that it was like an open, not an open relationship. But West told his girlfriend, apparently, that he was going to have to do some things for the show. And it was for, you know, the show is for money. It was for fame. It was for, you know, business.

31:43It wasn't personal. And I think that Jesse this whole time knew about the girlfriend, but again, was like, he has some sort of arrangement with her. Yeah, it's very, very bizarre. But I also want to talk about how Amanda and Kyle in the city, they have an anniversary dinner where at this anniversary dinner, she tells Kyle that she wants to move out. Someone put together a timeline. Brooke Shelby on Instagram posted this little timeline that their anniversary dinner would have been on September 25th, 2025. West posts an Instagram of him sitting at a table drinking spritzes with Amanda on September 26th, 2025.

32:22So she says she's moving out. And then the next day she is out to dinner or drinks with West drinking spritzes. and also in her Marie Claire interview that she did after they announced the divorce I think it was in January of this year it has so many tidbits that didn't age well including you know Sierra was such an amazing friend and Wes was so there for me during the summer and blah blah blah she tells Marie Claire that she moved out in November but in the show we're watching her move out in September unless she moves back in but I would be very surprised if that happens So I don't really know.

32:55It's very murky, obviously. Yeah, the anniversary dinner and then the next day hanging out with Wes is very suspect. I've also read a lot of things online and it had me really thinking when she told Kyle, I'm not going to come home with you after the Hamptons. I'm going to go and book a hotel for a couple nights. I don't know. Why would she just stay with the friend? I feel like what if she had Wes over that night? I don't know. I just did a TikTok. Actually, I rarely post on TikTok, but it actually did kind of well at KristiNoel. Oh, wait. I need to go see this. And I talked about how I fully, fully, 100 % believe, say it with my whole chest, that Amanda and Wes were already having an affair when she decided to leave him that day at the Hamptons.

33:35Because there is absolutely no way Amanda would have had the chutzpah or the balls or the vagina, actually, to leave Kyle. She was so dependent on him. It wasn't even a codependent relationship. She was very dependent on him just as an adult. I feel like she was he almost felt like a dad to her because he did her taxes he took care of the rent she answered her emails yeah she just seems very helpless and just not someone kind of like how Shannon Bedore when she divorced David and Real Housewives of Orange County Shannon Bedore has lived with a silver spoon in her mouth forever she's grown up very wealthy she didn't even know that you had to pay for water okay when she divorced David that's what I'm talking about it's like it's not even necessary I'm not judging that like some people just do grow up like that They don't understand it, but it's like Amanda herself.

34:18She's not self-sufficient. She's not self-sufficient. And I think it seems like her parents have really taken care of her. Again, that's fine. That's fine. It doesn't matter where you come from. But it's like, I don't think she would have had the genuine courage to leave him knowing how dependent she was on him as an adult just living. And I feel like there's a lot of people I know, honestly, again, I'm not judging this, that will only leave relationships when they already have something lined up because they don't have the courage to leave otherwise. So I'm fully convinced, especially with these timelines that you have outlined, Sophie.

34:48Yeah. The fact that she was hanging out with Wes the day after their anniversary dinner. That is very odd. That is very, very odd to me. I absolutely agree. And I think when it comes to the rest of the cast of In the City, obviously we know Lindsay is on there with baby Gemma. And baby Gemma seems to have the same sass as her mom. She's so cute. And then Andrea and his wife, Lexi. And then Whitney Fransway, who was on The Bachelor. Was she on Nick Vile's season? Yeah, I do remember her from Nick's season, yeah. Yeah, Whitney Fransway and her boyfriend. I don't remember any of the new people's names.

35:22I know Yvonne because I've met her and she is very, very, very nice. Love Yvonne. And her husband. And yeah, Nick, I think. And Danielle and her Irish, or yeah, he's Irish. Owen, her boyfriend. Owen, yeah. I thought it was Ian. I was wrong. I said I'm corrected. It's Owen. Yeah, Irish people spell it E-O-I-N. Yeah. So what do we think of Danielle's? I've always been a Danielle offender. I've always been a founder and CEO defender. I was excited that she was back on TV, honestly. I think that the fact that, first of all, her boyfriend, Owen, was married to another woman. He got married to another woman in 2024 and is not legally divorced yet because getting divorced in Ireland, they got married in Ireland is very difficult, I think, because of the Catholic Church.

36:08And also the fact that she was saying those things about Lindsay in her confessionals when Lindsay was pregnant with Gemma. And she was saying, you're going to be single-momming it up and blah, blah, blah. And Lindsay had the whole running list of all the things that Danielle did to her, but Danielle couldn't understand why Lindsay was angry with her. It's like, no, it actually makes perfect sense why Lindsay is angry with you. But I don't know. I feel like there's a lot of compelling storylines there with Danielle between her married boyfriend and her feud with Lindsay. Yeah. Something with Danielle is she actually did used to be a fan favorite in the earlier seasons of Summer House.

36:42She was. Yeah. Recency bias because she was kind of cringed when Lindsay and Carl got engaged and she's like, did you know? Did you know? Everyone's like, dude, relax. Like, you're being weird. Well, also, what's so interesting about Bravo shows is that as soon as the character is gone from our TVs, they are frozen in time. Like Katie Maloney, Katie Maloney was hated for a really long time for good reason. And Kristen, by the way, and Kristen, but Katie Maloney especially was hated for good reason. And then because she had such an amazing last season, having Ariana's back and go with Tom Schwartz, she became a fan favorite.

37:18And then the show ended and she is frozen in time as a fan favorite. Danielle was, she was like kind of annoying, But then people really liked her when she was like when it was, I forget what they called themselves, the Trace Amigas, I think, when it was like Lindsay, Danielle and Carl. And they were like a little threesome and they were like besties. And then they were against Hannah and Paige and everyone hated Hannah. So everyone was rooting for Danielle. And then also Danielle fought with Sierra and people didn't like Sierra at the time. So everyone was very team Danielle. But then she became horrible and then the show ended and then she's frozen in time as this really, really, really annoying, try hard, embarrassing person.

37:57Yeah. She's fine to me. I remember when I watched Summer House being like, she's cool. I think she's really pretty. Yeah. But she wasn't really like a great reality star. I don't know. She just is kind of like there for me. Kind of how Taylor Ann Green from Southern Charm is. Really cute. Maybe a little too normal for reality TV. Oh, my God. Taylor is so boring, though. I think Danielle at least brings drama and like confessionals, I think. Agreed. Danielle definitely brings more heat, for sure, in a good way. She'll bring the drama. But I think she was so cringy that people forget about it. But I think all in all, I actually feel like out of all the Summer House cast, she'd be one that is normal to where we would be friends with her.

38:33And you didn't watch Winter House, did you? No. Wait. I know. Her, the last season of Winter House, she was, she like was really, really, really creepy towards this below deck guy that she was hooking up with. And it was like very alarming how she was acting towards him and talking about him. It was very alarming. You guys have to watch Winter House to like get the full picture, I think, of the Summer House lore. Like I'm telling you. She's weird when it comes to boys, though. I will say that. She gets really weird. It was very, very, very bizarre. You guys will know what I'm talking about if you watch Winter House.

39:03But now, in case you miss it, she is pregnant. Her and her boyfriend, Owen, are expecting a baby. So that's also, again, interesting because he got married in 2024. It's like now you're pregnant. And she was the one that was like shaming, not shaming Lindsay, but she was saying, I don't want you single-momming it up. And it's like, hello, you're pregnant with a married man. That's the definition of you. Like, it's just kind of like hypocritical. 100%. 100%. And I bet you she wouldn't have said those things if she had lived this before Lindsay got pregnant. But, yeah, I mean, she's fine. I did hear that Lindsay and Danielle, I don't know where I read this, but Lindsay and Danielle were very friendly at the, like, opening the premiere party.

39:39Yes, yes, yes. It seems like Lindsay is kind of, Lindsay, she's the goat of reality TV. Like, put her up there with, like, Teresa Giudice, Vanderpump, etc. Like, she fucking brings it. She knows exactly what she's doing. Yeah, even the finale of this episode of Summer, or this season of Summer House, when she was pushing the drama forward about Kyle and Amanda's marriage, like, she has nothing to do with that. She's just trying to push the plot line because she has a job to do, and she's there to do it. Yeah. And I feel like with Lindsay being like, here's my notes list of all the things Danielle has done to wrong me, and let me take you through it all, I feel like a lot of it could be put on, like genuinely, because Lindsay is there to work.

40:13Yeah. So, yeah, she mentioned that one of the reasons that she doesn't like Danielle is because Danielle gave Carl a handjob after they broke up the first time, not after the broken engagement. And Danielle addressed this on Instagram stories, and she goes, just in case this isn't actually cleared up later on, it was a lie then, it's a lie now. And this is about the handjob. She's saying it's not true. And then Lindsay responded to that by saying, rewatch season four and call me later with an eggplant emoji and a wave emoji. And yeah, but if you see how they were at the premiere party, Lindsay was like taking photos with Danielle's bum.

40:44So like it seems like maybe this was, you know, a feud for the show and they're good now and they're just trying to drum up, you know, viewership because Lindsay knows what she's doing. She worked in PR and she's a mastermind at reality TV. She's so good. Like, if it weren't for her in this last episode of Summer House here, we wouldn't have had that one of the most explosive fights that we've ever seen on Summer House. Like, that episode of Summer House was one of the best. Hold me back. Hold. Carl was waiting there until someone could hold him back before he, you know, launched the first punch.

41:13Always waiting there. One thing about Bravo, guys, they will always wait for someone to hold them back. They're never going to actually throw a punch. It's the same thing. Remember Jax Taylor? Jax Taylor and his cardigan fight. He will always wait for someone to hold him back. Always. Same with, I'm sure, I'm sure there was an example with like Austin or Shep from Southern Charm or Craig. Like, hold me back. Yeah, when he ripped off that cardigan in that Las Vegas weird parking lot, that like weird trip mall. At that hookah lounge. The cardigan, the chunky sweater. Why were they there? They were a Viva Las Vegas baby.

41:44And also, TBT to Jax Taylor's like sweater line that he was going to launch. And when he was going to be like the social media manager of a hockey team in like Canada. In Tampa. No, it was in Florida. Oh, in Tampa. I mean, it's even worse. Like, at least Canada celebrates hockey. Like, what the heck? It's, like, known for hockey. Which, by the way, have you watched Off Campus yet? No, I heard you in Patreon. For our business matters, we have a live chat for us to just chat. And Sophie was like, hey, guys, anyone watching Off Campus this season? I'm loving it. Like, silence. There was one person that responded.

42:17There was silence. Sophie's like, I'm loving it. The live chat is popping up. But then I was like, anyone, Sophie here, anyone watch off campus? Crickets. Like one cutie baby snark was like, I'm loving it. So she was like, shoot, they were like going back and forth. It was just like her and Sophie. It's so good, you guys. If you watch Heated Rivalry, you know how sexy hockey players are, you know? I'm like, what is it with all the hockey shows? And Henry and I watched it and Henry actually loved it too. Really? And yeah, like he's like, I love Garrett Graham. Like Garrett Graham is like the main character.

42:50I think Henry like looks up to him now. He's like, Garrett Grimm's a great guy. No, it's so good, you guys. And it's crazy. The lead actress, Ella Bright, who plays Hannah Wells, Wellesley, is only 19. She's so good. Like, it's just so good. And it was written by women. It's based on a series of books. I didn't read them. It's like kind of like smutty romance novels, kind of like He Did Rivalry. So it's very sexy also. It's very similar to He Did Rivalry in that way. but it was written by women and you can tell like these male characters are just written by women like there's so little like I was talking to my sister-in-law about it last night and she was like is it like tell me lies like they're college students I was like no tell me lies is so dark and something is something bad is always happening off campus is pure like obviously there is conflict here and there but it's pure payoff like it's just fun to watch like it's just payoff after payoff.

43:41It's so fun. I highly recommend it. But something really fast that I want to talk about before we jump into DEOs and LEOs is, did you see the trailer for the new Travis Scott movie with Owen Wilson and Matt Reif called Rolling Loud? Okay. Well, the fact that you just said Travis Scott and Matt Reif in a single sentence, I'm interested. No, thank you. No, thank you. Send it back in the mail, Aileen. Right. So there is a new movie called Rolling Loud about a music festival. And it is inspired by a true story. This comedy is the story of an overprotective father who attempts to bond with his 13-year-old son by sneaking him into the Rolling Loud Hip Hop Music Festival in Miami and starring Owen Wilson, Matt Reif, Travis Scott.

44:22This is obviously so fucking inappropriate and tone-deaf and disgusting. So inappropriate. Are you kidding? After what happened at Travis Scott's Astroworld in 2021, obviously a fatal crowd crush, caused by people sneaking into a music festival. Yeah, I can't even believe that they're doing this. This is like... It's absurd. It is absurd to me. Yeah, it is absurd. It's shocking to me. And like people literally died. And I bet you, I'm sorry, they probably won underreported the number of deaths because that crowd of that size, I doubt only like a hand, like I think... 10. It was 10. 10. I doubt it was 10.

44:56I would believe it's more assuming. I don't know. And another thing is the amount of people that probably have had long-term lasting health impacts because of what happened and PTSD mentally, physically. Absolutely. It's not funny. and you're going to turn this into a first the title rolling loud for that that to me implies automatically ecstasy partying well rolling loud i think is the name of the music festival that already exists it so it talks about rolling and roll i mean it's just like being loud being loud just like either way either way and you're right talking about sneaking into music festival when that literally was one of the causes of why uh astroworld got so out of control was because people were jumping the fence and the maximum ticket capacity was not actually sustained and there was like tens of thousands of more people that actually entered entered that music festival which caused the crowd crush crowd crush like again owin wilson i want it better for you okay you were in one of my favorite movies okay uh meet the parents and um love it i can't wait by the way i can't wait for meet the fuckers oh i know or meet the yeah yeah it's like the ariana grande one Yeah, Ariana Grande.

46:00I can't wait. But yeah, no, I'm very disappointed. And I just think it's, you know, children died. Literal children died. And it was less than five years ago. And now we're putting Travis Scott in this actual movie. I feel like if Travis Scott wasn't in it, I'd be like, okay, sure, whatever. But it's the fact that Travis Scott is attached to this project. And he, it was Astroworld where this fatal crowd crush happened. Travis Scott had famously a very jarring lack of remorse, lack of action during the crowd crush. And yeah, I'm sorry. You will never, ever, ever make me like Travis Scott again.

46:32I'm sorry. No, he's disgusting. Also, please don't try to defend him. Please don't try. Like, I don't care. It was the way that he handled it was so wrong. Yeah, I think it's completely unambiguous. Watch the documentary on Netflix. Watch the documentary if you haven't watched it. It's absolutely heartbreaking. It's truly a nightmare. It's hell. That festival was absolute hell. It's not funny. I can't believe this is so tone deaf and disgusting. And tacky doesn't even begin to describe it. Tacky is like surface level. Yeah, it's disgusting. I unfortunately have had very bad shaving experiences from red bumps and ingrown hairs to cuts and razor burn.

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50:47Wait, did your Wi-Fi change? Well, that's a whole other story that I don't even want to get into. Okay, the Wi-Fi, nothing changed. Oh, yeah. But the Wi-Fi was all messed up. So two Cox guys ended up coming to my house. Cox Communication, that's the internet service provider here. Oh, but I've never heard of Cox communication. It's like COX, not COC. I know, but like I've never. It's so funny how like everyone, we're like, oh, we have like Fios or Spectrum. You guys have Cox. Yeah, Spectrum we have. But yeah, Cox is like Orange County. Two Cox guys came to my house. The first guy didn't fix it, whatever.

51:19So that was a whole thing. But connecting every TV, my security system, my ring camera, like please. It's been genuinely. And thank God we have TaskRabbit because we have a promo code that I use. And I told the guy, don't go too far. I might need you in a couple hours here. And promo code is snark, by the way. Yes. It's the best, obviously. He helps with all my cameras. I didn't have the mental load in my brain anymore to hook up another device. I was like, I'm literally just hiring it because I can't do it anymore. I'm too selfish. Sometimes you just need to outsource, literally. Yeah. My DO is when someone's email address isn't Gmail.

51:55Because what do you mean you have a hotmail? email address. It's only like, I feel like older people, like my dad has a Hotmail account and I'm like, why? You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised by how many young people I meet that have Hotmail. I'm like, how? When? They must be Gen Z. Like, that doesn't make sense. I don't understand it. I think it's so bizarre. And then my light energy object is Target Cold Foam. You know, like the favorite day brand? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh my God. I love it so much. I'm like addicted to it. It basically is just, it's like the cold foam that like you can get at like a fancy coffee shop or whatever, but like it comes out of like, it's like whipped cream.

52:31And so I put it on not, not just my lattes now. I put it on my hot coffee. Like it's like, I am obsessed with it. It's so fucking good. I highly recommend it. And it's not just Target that sells it. I just get mine at Target, but they have like, you know, cold foam in a can that comes out like whipped cream. That's amazing. I just love elevating my coffee game. You guys, you guys know how passionate I I'm about my morning coffee with my Jura, my Chobani creamer, my lattes, now my cold foam. Like, it's like a little, like, I'm a barista. Oh, it's so satisfying to, like, up your coffee 100%. It is the most satisfying.

53:07It really is. Like, it gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning. Because sometimes I don't really have a reason. I'm like, I should just stay in bed. I think the world would be a better place if I just laid here and just stayed in bed. No, I totally. And I think the world would honor you taking rest and relaxation for yourself, you know? I think we as a community need more of that. But then I remember that I have coffee. Dude, cold foam is so underrated. Wait, I sound like such a corny millennial. I'm like, but first, coffee. Live, laugh, love. Yeah. Okay, I have two LAOs. First, Tubi.

53:40Shout out to Tubi. They are, they're not a sponsor, but they heard us talking about them on the podcast and they were like, we want to send you some merch. And send us merch. We love their merch. They have the most comfy slides and like big sweatshirt and a hat. So we're obsessed with Tubi. I survived the series. It's an A &E series, and it talks about people that survived near-death experiences, whether it's like attempted murder. There's this one story I heard of a guy that was trapped in his car below freezing temperatures, below zero. And I think it's in Washington for 14 days. How did he survive?

54:10He was ultimately saved, but he almost died of hypothermia. And his car was buried under snow. Was it like an avalanche that happened? It wasn't an avalanche, but his car broke down in the middle of a snowstorm and he was in the middle of nowhere and no one came to save him for 14 days. Then there was another one where these two guys, they were in a, it's actually really sad, three young teenage boys. One of them was like 19. I think they're all about 19. One of the boys and his father were pilots. The 19-year-old was a pilot in training, but he had just recently received his pilot license and they were going to go to a concert.

54:40And so they're like, let's have Ryan take us on his helicopter. And like the dad was chaperoning. the pilot's dad was chap running who's also a pilot essentially something happened where the plane malfunctioned and it crashed and the father and son were instantly killed but the two friends that were in the helicopter fortunately were able to survive the attack and they were able to be saved they were in the middle of wilderness where the plane crashed and because their cell phone miraculously had reception they said in this area you never get reception like it's crazy that they were able to stay on the phone with the 911 operator for as long as they did for hours for them to ultimately, you know, come to safety.

55:13Yeah. But I Survived is so fucking good, okay? I'm going to watch it all day today, okay? To be. And there's like— I need to check it out. —fucking 27 seasons, okay? And every—obviously, it's kind of like, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Like, it's one of those shows where it's like old school. It was like filmed in like the early 2000s, but like the quality and the reenactions are so good. I love it. Okay, second one. Late at night when all the world is sleeping. Please tell me you know that song. Selena? Yeah. I stay up and be all of you. Stop, I'm going to cry. No, that movie raised me.

55:51It really did. And like the fact that J-Lo didn't win an Oscar for, I thought that J-Lo like was Selena. Like I was like, wait, yeah, like she was so fucking good. That was one of her first gigs too, if you can even believe. That's when she realized she was like, oh wow, I can sing, dance and act. so that's when she became a triple threat. Right? I mean, J-Lo is a queen. I know she's a huge demon. She's kind of a bitch. But like, she's earned that right to be a bitch. Okay? Look at her. She's Selena. She sang. She danced. She acted. Okay? And she killed that role. She's totally earned it. Yeah.

56:22And I am just obsessed with Selena as the OG singer who sang all those songs. A bitty bitty bum bum. Remember The Washing Machine? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and just what happened to her is such a freaking tragedy. in every way, shape, and form. And it still is such a chilling example of, I don't want to say like parasocial, but like Yolanda, her assistant or employee, I forget exactly what her role was that ended up murdering her, was a fan first. She was like president of her fan club and she was just obsessed with her. Oh my God, I forgot about her being the president of the fan club. She was obsessed with her.

57:03She was. And how she started like extorting like the company, she was like stealing money. Embezzling money, yeah. Embezzling money. Yeah, not extrovert. Embezzling money. Like she is just a dark-sided person. Yeah. And the saddest thing is Selena trusted her to like the nth degree. Yeah. And she's the one that ended up taking her life. And she had like a nice fiance. And oh my God. Yeah, we need to do a whole episode on Patreon about the tragedy of Selena. I think we definitely need to. It's just, it's such a crazy story. And I haven't watched that movie in way too long. I need to watch it. I think it's always feel nice.

57:36It'll make me cry. It's like it makes me cry every time. I know. And like my parents just. Anyways, I just had to shout out Selena because it came on the radio because, you know, my car is at its. I know I keep talking about my car this episode, but like it's literally at its wits end. The fob doesn't work anymore. Like when I plug in my phone to listen to music, it doesn't even work. Wait, the fact that even your car's radio is playing like 90s hits. No, I know. It's like not even like today. Even the radio is like 30 years behind. It only plays like 60s and 90s music, 60s to 90s.

58:16You guys, unless a company wants to sponsor my new car, I'm driving this till the wheels fall off. Okay? Please don't. Please don't drive it till the wheels. Please don't. That's so scary. No, I know. I really do need a new car. It's just so expensive and it depreciates the second you drive it off the line. I just can't justify that price. Wait, it's like playing like a hit from like the 1920s. Shoot, shoot, riot. Throw back a bottle of beer. And there's like gas coming out of the freaking pipes. Like that's every time I drive a freaking car. I drive it to work. It's a humiliation ritual every time.

58:49All my cover cars have like nice cars. You know, they all have Teslas. Here I come with my 2013 Hyundai Elantra. It's like bumping along. Yeah, it's like on, what do you call it? Hydraulics.

59:02and driving to work with the hydraulics on guys please tell christy to get a new car like it is do they want to sponsor me with a new car oh yeah any cars any car dealerships listening please sorry are you listening yeah help a girl out come on okay well you guys that's about it uh we hope you guys had a really long lovely long weekend and we look forward to watching summer house tonight if you guys don't already know we have patreon episodes episode sorry at free episodes Tuesday Thursdays bonus content every Wednesday we have our sub stack uh that we talk about links that we're loving things that we're buying shows that we're watching funny anecdotes also all of our live shows all in our show notes we have LA no sorry LA already happened New York June 12th and Chicago on June 14th it's literally in like two weeks a little Can't wait.

59:53That's really crazy. So appreciate you guys so much. And we'll see you on another episode of What's the Snark on Thursday or tomorrow on Patreon. Bye. Bye, guys.

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