Dark Energy Tuesday (Love Island, The Valley, Sarah Pidgeon/Joe Alwyn)

30:14And it's very obvious watching that. Brittany and Jax, that's another example. It's like they are all examples of what not to do when you are deciding on a life partner. And it is very, very, very dark, obviously. Oh, my God. And fucking Danny. And Danny and Nia, too. What do you make of Kristen kind of constantly sticking up for Nia? It seems like she has blinders on. Anytime someone says, utters the word Nia. She has to go with like the guns a blazing like she's bat swinging like what about that? Where is that coming from? I feel like she has some sort of attachment to Nia given that they went through pregnancy and postpartum at the same exact time.

30:53Yeah. And but I also think it's interesting because the way that Danny is dismissing Nia, Nia is also postpartum and the way that Danny is dismissing her feelings and her emotions and not being the partner that Nia needs is also it's it's a mirror image of Luke and Kristen also. So it's weird that Kristen is so gung-ho sticking up for Danny when it's like he's doing the same thing to Nia that you're frustrated at Luke for doing basically. Yes. Yes. That I think is very poignant and very important that it's like you're not you guys are kind of experiencing two sides of the same coin. Yeah. But you're standing up for like you're enraged at Luke for behaving a certain way when at the same time Danny's also behaving in that exact same way, but you're standing up for him.

31:37It's almost like she's standing up for Luke in some way by standing up for Danny. It's very odd. And I think that Kristen is kind of getting a lot of heat this season for kind of attaching her cart to the wrong horse or whatever the expression is. She has weird blinders on. She's on like, and I usually feel like so far with the Valley, at least, that she's been on like the right side of history. Maybe it's because it's always been Janet. That's the villain. Or Jax and Kristen has stood up to them. But here she is on Danny's side defending him with her life for some reason. And I actually was very taken aback in a good way with how Brittany was like, what are you doing?

32:12Brittany stood 10 toes down and I was actually proud of her because Brittany always portrays this like happy, go lucky. Like, yeah, like something like an otter or whatever. But she always kind of portrays this like, everything's all good. No, no, it's all good. It's all good. But it's like, no, she was like, how many times have you been in this house? Why are you always standing up for her? You're supposed to be my best friend and you never stand up for me. Why? And she was like, it's performative. She used the word performative to describe Mia. And it's like, first of all, who taught you the word performative, Brittany?

32:42Good job. Yeah. Good job. But yeah, I was very taken aback by that in a good way. And can I also just say about Brittany, we need to draw the line somewhere. The fact that she is traveling to Mexico with the blood pocket. What do you call those bags? Those post-surgery bags? Like, what are you doing? We have to draw the line somewhere. Again, like, I know that this is a job and that you are showing up for work and you're getting paid. But, like, what doctor would advise this? Either you are seeing the world's worst doctor or you're just not listening to your doctor. And, I mean, like, we know that about Brittany.

33:16Remember when she had stomach ulcers and she was, like, taking tequila shots? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like we know that Brittany will do whatever the fuck she wants anyway. But, like, we have to draw the line. Also with Mexico, like, you don't drink the water in Mexico. Correct. And so she's going to take a shower with her open wounds in Mexico. Oh, my God. Like, oh, my God. No, that's such a good. I didn't even cross my mind. I'm sorry. Like that. And she's talking about like making out with people while she has her like pus bags. I'm sorry. Like, am I being insensitive right now? No, no, no.

33:45Like we are crossing a line here. Well, no, I think her physical safety is at risk. Yes. Like, I feel like the Bravo producers should have said, no, you can't come to Mexico with your pus bag. No, I agree. And I think beyond Britney, too, it kind of goes for Kristen. It's like you have I'm not I'm not kind of mom shame her at all. It's just it's more of her state. I'm not saying that the baby's incapable of traveling or they made the wrong decision. It's like this is clearly a lot for she needs to take care of herself. Yes. Yes. That's what I mean. Like she clearly is not in a good state of mind right now.

34:16And it's very, very difficult to watch how. Yeah. They're just not on the same wavelength. And I'm not even saying I obviously I'm going to side with Kristen more because she's the one who's going through it. But the lack of understanding from Luke is discouraging to watch, to say the least. It's just, I don't know. I don't think they're compatible partners. And I think that they were already on thin ice prior to baby. But now you have a baby into the equation and it caused a lot more stress. You're not sleeping. You're not on the same team. That's just a recipe. And interestingly enough, before our New York show, one of my friends, she was at the airport from L.A.

34:49to New York. She was on the same flight as Zach. And she was chatting with him after the flight as they were waiting for their bag. And Zach said something like, I will be surprised if Luke and Kristen actually make it down the aisle. I mean, watching the season. Yeah, I would be I would be surprised also. But, you know, obviously wish them the best. And I just, you know, you it's like you said, it's difficult to watch because Kristen is really, really, really going through it. And it just it sucks that she feels like she has to go on this trip and be there when it's clear that she doesn't want to be.

35:20And she's not ready. Like, it's just, yeah. Wish her the best. Oh, also, did you see that? Luke has a new, like, dad Instagram. It's so nefarious. Unsupervised. Oh, my God. And he goes, Kaya didn't ask for this either. And it's like, yeah, of course she didn't. She's a baby. She doesn't want to be posted all over fucking Instagram. And I heard on Crappins that the thing says, stranded in L.A., country born and bred or something like that. You're not stranded. Right. Like, if you want to move back to L.A. or if you want to move back to, like, Colorado, wherever the fuck you're from, go back. Go.

35:53Go. Like, you clearly love the limelight. You're starting your own dad Instagram to become a dad fluencer. Like, stop pretending that you're some country boy who doesn't care about attention and cameras. Like, shut up. Yeah, you like LA when you're under, like, glitz and glam and you have your own show. Like, shut the hell up. You have autonomy as a grown ass. You're a 34-year-old man. Insufferable. Yeah, I can't stand him. I really want to quickly talk about, first of all, Sarah Pidgeon and Joe Allen, which I will get to in a second. But like the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey wedding stuff. Did you see that everyone thought they were getting married at Ocean House in Rhode Island this past weekend?

36:32And that obviously didn't end up happening because Travis Kelsey was actually at his bachelor party in L.A. So Sarah Pidgeon and Joe, I don't know what to believe at their wedding. Ocean House, Madison Square Garden. I feel like there are like leaks everywhere that they're putting out just to confuse everyone. And it's working. Just so we're clear. Which is fine. It's working. It's working at this point. I'm like, I don't know. I will find out when the rest of the world does. Like, I'm sorry. So Sarah Pidgeon and Joe Alwyn are dating. How do you feel about this couple? I love this couple. They almost kind of give brother and sister, which kind of creeps me out.

37:03I find that when two blonde people get together, they often look related. It's terrifying when two blonde people date. I don't like it, but I like them. No, me too. It makes sense. But what I have to say is he is definitely, he never wanted to be paffed. with Taylor. He never even wanted so much as to show affection with Taylor. I don't think, and please Swifties, correct me if I'm wrong, to my recollection, they never walked a carpet together. Like they were notoriously incredibly private. And here we see Joe with his arm around Sarah walking the streets of New York City being a lovey-dovey couple.

37:33And I have to say that Taylor must feel a certain type of way. Okay. But I think in his defense, there's a big difference between being papped walking down the street versus dating the most famous person in the entire world. Like, that is not for everyone. Like, I could totally understand why he would be like, yeah, I don't like the attention that comes along with dating Taylor Swift. Am I okay with having, like, a couple, like, one or two paparazzi? Let's be honest. Like, there aren't cameras flashing at Joe Allen on his own. It's when he's with Taylor Swift. So I can totally understand. Like, I feel like that's not, like, a fair comparison.

38:07You know? It's like she is the most famous person in the entire fucking world. Like, I can understand him not being comfortable with that. And I'm not a Joe Allen, but I don't care about him. What I will say is when they were dating, she wasn't necessarily— She was still in her kind of—it was lover reputation. She wasn't nearly as famous as she is now. No, but still, she still was, though. She wasn't like— Like, Sarah Pidgeon is not getting, like, chased down the street by fans. Totally. Yeah, you know, like, she's up and coming. Taylor Swift has been really, really, really famous for a really long time.

38:36True. So like, I don't know. I feel like that's not a fair comparison, but I'm not a Joe Alwyn defender, by the way. But I thought this blind item was interesting, and I want to see if you believe it. This C-minus actor, which LOL. This is Crazy Days and Nights, by the way. Right. This C-minus actor and his new girlfriend were seen having dinner at the Blue Chic restaurant in NYC. Don't know what that is. They were asked to leave after said actor threw a tantrum over the restaurant playing his ex's music. Staff claimed they were being rude and didn't leave a tip. Allegedly, they were both drunk at the end.

39:05This sounds like probably made up by like a Swifty. This is such bullshit. I know, but it's like so funny to think about him throwing a tantrum because they were playing Taylor Swift. No, I know. I agree. This is so fabricated and fictitious and wrong. Something about Joe, he gives me very calming energy and I don't really see him making a scene at all. He just is so lucky. No, he definitely wouldn't. And also Sarah Pidgeon seems really sweet and normal. I actually one of my co-workers friends went to camp with her and she apparently is just like a very very very normal girl. Like she is like the definition of just like your normal person like she didn't like grow up in a you know Hollywood family like she is just normal down to earth.

39:48Yeah. So I don't see her. Yeah I do too like she just doesn't I can't picture her being like a diva or being like rude to service workers like Kendall Jenner you know she didn't like grow up like Kendall Jenner. Totally. The rudest person to service workers allegedly. Speaking of someone who was a child actor, DeVay Chase. Have you seen this online? I don't know why this has activated me. It's really sad. Okay. So if you guys are unfamiliar, there is a woman. She was 35 years old. She tragically passed away last week. And if you're unfamiliar with the name, she was the voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch.

40:21And she played Samara from The Ring, that movie in 2003, I think. And she died from a combination of malnutrition, bacterial meningitis, organ failure, and sepsis after she was living on the streets on Skid Row in L.A. for some time. And I was obsessed with The Ring, the movie. Like, when I was in elementary school, I would always rent it from Blockbuster. Like, I was so weird. I knew, like, every single word. Oh, I miss Blockbuster. Yeah. And do you remember the 2003 MTV Movie Awards? Or you might have seen clips that have resurfaced where Davey Chase, she won Best Villain in 2003. and the people that presented her that award were none other than Ashton Kutcher and Diddy.

40:59Oh my God. And I remember this clip even before she had passed last week of, you know, they were very sweet to her and, you know, they helped lift her up to the podium so that she could speak from the mic. But there is a video that has resurfaced of Diddy approaching DeVeche. She was 12 years old, by the way, 13 max. It's disgusting. Approaching her and goes, hey, and I'm not exaggerating even when I say this, the way that he was talking to her. Hey, so you come to the after party or what? and like super oh my god he's disgusting disgusting diddy saying that and debate kind of like nods she's 12 and diddy goes just starts cracking up like so nefariously and sinister i it just it's very uncomfortable to watch but it makes me wonder what she sustained even though she was in the limelight for you know not very long she wasn't like an amanda bines or hillary duff or whatever you want to call it but she was at some point you know a child actor and it makes me wonder how that informed her later in life decisions and her being, you know, ultimately on the streets.

41:57And I was looking at like photos and videos of her as like a 20 something year old, 30 something year old. She's stunning. She kind of reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence, just beautiful girl, the world ahead of her. And to know that that's how her life ended. So I did some like digging. And I guess in 2016, she suffered a motorcycle accident. And I think after that accident, she became perhaps addicted to opiates, which later kind of informed her decision to be, I mean, not her decision, but that's how she ended up on the streets was because she became addicted. And she's had multiple arrests since that motorcycle accident.

42:30So in February 2017, she dropped off a young man at the emergency room and basically left him stranded. And he later died from a suspected overdose. She wasn't like blamed or anything for it, but she was hanging around people that were dying from an overdose. Later that year, she was arrested for being a passenger in a stolen vehicle. And then in August 2018, she was arrested and later charged with misdemeanor, a drug, and paraphernalia possession. But there is this really exploitative video of her, of someone taking it. People have said that it's maybe her boyfriend who started a GoFundMe in their last days of her life.

43:06Maybe trying to exploit her, but she's literally skin and bones in a tent on Skid Row. And I'm just like, how is this the same woman that I was just watching on TMZ on this clip? I don't know. It just like hits close to home because I feel like I kind of like grew up with her and I just can't believe this is how she passed. Yeah, it's really sad.

43:27Yeah, it's horrible to think about what child actors, the trauma. It sounds like she went through, you know, a lot of trauma outside of just being a child actor. But obviously there was some trauma there too. She got fucking like approach proposition by Diddy. Who knows? And that was just on camera. Who knows what else was happening to her behind the scenes? So, yeah, it's just really freaking sad. Yeah. So may she rest in peace. May she rest in peace. Yeah, absolutely. So I guess on a lighter note to kind of switch it around and on a lighter, funnier note. So I've been a diehard TaskRabbit stan long before they were a sponsor.

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48:34Gemini and Chrome is here for it. Ready to make anything online make sense? There's no place like Chrome. Check responses set up required compatibility and availability varies 18+. What is your LEO of the week? My LEO of the week is Erling Haaland. Do you know who this is? No. So I don't watch soccer. I don't care about sports, really. I don't care about soccer. And obviously the World Cup is happening. But Erling Haaland has become kind of this, like, the people's princess of the World Cup. He is a Norwegian soccer player who I think plays for Manchester normally. But he's Norwegian, so he's playing for the Norwegian national team.

49:11and he has this pony. He does the Amanda Petula fuck-ass bun. And he looks, he's like 6 '5". They call him like the striking Viking because he's like a striker. And he's like so good. And he's like 6 '5". And he's like terrifying. Like he looks like a Viking. Oh my God, I'm looking at that picture. He's literally so tall. Holy shit. Yeah, he looks like a Viking. And I'm like obsessed with him. Like he's really funny. There are like a lot of really funny like Snapchats of him. And like he just like is hilarious and he also has an insane Birkin collection. Oh my God, I love him. I'm just like obsessed with him.

49:41Like he's my new obsession, even though I don't know anything else. I couldn't name one other soccer player on this planet. No, same. Like not one other soccer player. It's funny. Like my friend, speaking of Layla, she didn't even realize the U.S. had a soccer team. She was like, I thought we were just like hosting for fun. I was like, honestly, same. Like, yeah, I don't know anything about soccer, but I'm obsessed with him. He is like the people's princess. I feel maternal towards him. Like I want to protect him. No, I love him. He could literally put you in his pocket. it i know he's but i'm dying you're right he does do the fuck ass bun he does but who wore better and he matches his ponytail holder to like the jersey he's wearing which is so cute so yeah so cute he has like he has like a like a ponytail holder like he has a collection he every every game yeah he does he's done like collab with like ponytail holder brands wait really yeah oh my gosh that's so cute um what is your leo okay my leo is olivia rodrigo's new album like her lyricism people are comparing it to taylor swift and i fear that they are correct she really i haven't really listened to it all the way through i've heard a couple songs what's the one that i love hold on let me look up you're a spark in the dark in the clothes all caught a flame that one i don't know let me look that one's the one that's going viral like online and through reels and tiktok and um i think it's expectations oh that one's really good too yeah yeah yeah i I like Cigarette Smoke, Les, Expectations is a really good, Stupid Song.

51:11She is a rock star, literally. And it was really sweet. She grew up actually in Murrieta, which is, if you guys are familiar with California, it's like east of Orange County, San Diego, kind of by Temecula, which is where a lot of people drink wine. But her team did this album release party in Temecula, like right by where she did vocal lessons and by her gymnastics place. And her dad did a little speech before to all the fans. and he's such a normal like Filipino. Like he's just super sweet. And I don't know, she just seems like such a normal girl. And I looked her up, I'm like, how old is she?

51:45She's 23. And I'm like, oh my God, she's still so young. So young. I felt like she was 23 when Driver's License came out. But I'm just like, I can't believe she's that young, still not talented. And the way that she writes is so powerful. So I just, I really like her. What is your DEO? My DEO, I have two. First of all, accidentally stepping on my dog's paw. That's so real. This happened to me the other day with Baxter. And I, when I tell you, I have never felt so bad in my entire life. He yelled like really loudly. We were walking. And I was like, oh my God, please forgive me. Like I was so worried that he would like never look at me the same.

52:23And oh my God, it was, I want to like cry thinking about it. I made it up to him. I made sure we had a great, like Henry was out of town this weekend. So we had a mommy Baxter weekend. And I made sure that we had like the best, best time. I had to make it up to him. And I was reading also that like dogs know your intentions and like they're smart and especially poodles. I'm sorry. Poodles are so smart. He like he knows that I didn't mean to and that it was an accident and he knows that I love him. So that made me feel better. And then my other DEO, there's been a lot of discourse around, I think with like the next one.

52:53And then also JLo did like a subway takes video. Did you see this? No, I thought you were going to say that her her live action shot of her seeing the next win. I thought that's. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, when she was like a business casual outfit. No, she did a Subway Takes video, and she apparently did not like how she looked in this video and wanted them to edit her. But she looked fine. Like, she looked beautiful. She just didn't have like a filter. She's so funny, dude. She's so annoying, though. In this video, this kind of started the discourse. So this video of J-Lo plus the Knicks winning has started the discourse of like, who's a New Yorker?

53:26And she said, if you weren't born in New York, you're not a New Yorker. I'm sorry. and I don't think that that's right for a lot of reasons. So first of all, I have lived here for 12 and I'm not offended like on my own behalf. I don't give a fuck if you call me a New Yorker or not. I know I'm a New Yorker because I've lived here for 12 and I know I'm from Ohio and that is like the classic transplant. Like everyone's like, oh, all of these like transplants from Ohio, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I'm sorry, I've lived here for 12. So whatever. But I think it's problematic because if you replace the word New York, So when people say you're only from you're only a New Yorker if you were born here, if you replace New York with America, like that is problematic.

54:05Like that's so true. It's so true. Like you should be allowed to move somewhere. And also New York is like that's where you go to make your dreams come true, whether you are an immigrant or you are a Midwestern girl like me. Like it is a melting pot. And I just hate this fucking discourse is so insufferable. insufferable. And if I hear one more person try to say, you flew here. I grew here. Like about transplants like me. I'm sorry. I don't even feel like I'm a transplant anymore. Like I've lived here my entire adult life. So like, fuck off. No, I'm sorry. Also, when you lived in Ohio, you were also like a child up until you were 18.

54:43Like, yeah. And then I went to college. And then I moved here when I was when I was 22 years old. Yeah. Yeah. So I grew here also. Yeah, 100%. I literally grew up here. Just because you didn't go to like high school or elementary school doesn't make you less of a new person. I just feel like, yeah, exactly. And I feel like that discourse is so problematic. And I'm just, I'm sick of it. No, I completely get that. Yeah, like, I'm sorry. I feel like everyone feels so territorial over New York. And it's like there's room for all of us. I mean, technically there isn't because this island is like so fucking full.

55:12But there is room for all of us to be New Yorkers. If you want to be a New Yorker, I don't. They actually say, and I think this is originally from Sex and the City, correct me if I'm wrong, that if you've been in New York for 10 plus years, you're officially a New Yorker. I don't care. Even if you've lived in New York for five years. Even if you just moved to New York. If you live in New York, you're a New Yorker. Okay? Yeah. No, I completely agree with that. I just got fired up. Okay, sorry. What's your deal? Okay, I have three. When people say, well, I'm at this sign. I'm a Pisces, so I'm like this.

55:43It's like you could literally create any. I believe somewhat in astrological science, but like if you say I am stubborn, therefore that's, well, that makes sense because I'm a Taurus. It's like just admit that you are that trait. Don't chalk it up to anything. Like, I don't know. That's just like annoying. I think. But you're emotional because you're a Pisces. 100%. I'm emotional because a lot of fucking things. And I'm fiery because I'm an Aries. Yeah. Like, I think that's fine. But it's like any trait to be like, well, I am like this because of this. It's like, no, no, no. That's just who you are.

56:14Like, stop. not every trait of mine is Pisces coded. A lot of traits of mine are Gemini, whatever you want to say. Like, it's just annoying. I don't like when people say that. Okay. Number two, men holding children on their Instagram profiles or their dating profiles. Enough. If it's not your child. It feels exploitative. It is exploitative. It is, you know, actually. It's like, look at me being the hot uncle. No, literally, it actually triggers me. So I'm like, that actually makes me want to swipe left on you. It has like nothing about like my gird, my loins aren't on, whatever you want to say.

56:43I'm not more attracted to you because you're holding your fucking nephew. Like enough. It just is dark and insidious and it speaks like you want to show like you're a hot uncle who loves children. It's just like. Yeah. Gross. Okay. Number three. I was on one. Number three. People flash recording themselves at concerts singing and dancing. Stop. That is so distracting. It's so Miss What Danielle Bernstein coded. It 100 % is. And you know who was doing this that actually sparked this idea? Sierra from last season. She was filming herself singing and dancing to Hate That I Made You Love Me by Ariana Grande when she was at her concert in LA.

57:16And people were like, like videoing her, videoing herself. And she commented and was like, oh my God, I'm so happy that you captured this moment of me just having the time of my life. It's like, no, that's embarrassing and distracting to every other person who paid. It's distracting. And it's like, you are, I also understand like filming a concert because I have filmed concerts before that I still watch the videos of. Like, I get that. But when you are filming yourself singing along it's less about enjoying the music and more about like capturing content yes and i just find it to be very cringe like she not only just had it like to ariana she then turned the camera around so that the flash was on her distracting every fucking person around her so annoying to like octobuddy it so she could sing and dance it's like you're so embarrassing with the flash on like that's a problem it is a problem and that's exactly what i'm referring to it's like as soon as you are just taking content with the flash on of yourself like Stop.

58:08You know who else does that? Margot Oshry. Oh, but she does that every concert. And everyone's like, that's just so, it's so rude to everyone who has paid the same money as you to be in that concert. And they're just trying to be present and enjoy the music. Meanwhile, you're like, how can I make this about myself? Yeah, exactly. Like, I am so, for as online as I am, every concert I am at, my phone isn't even out. Like, I'm just like taking it. I don't think I have one single thing from the Ares tour. because I'm like, I just want to be and soak it in, which I'm not saying if you're recording, it's bad.

58:36It's just like, don't put the flash on. My God. No flash. Those are the only rules. No flash. Yeah, it's weird. Weird. Okay, well, what are we talking about on Patreon this week? We are talking about celebrity-adjacent true crime stories. So celebrities that were tangentially related to mysterious or terrifying true crime stories. So definitely tune in for that. And then on Thursday, we are covering, I don't want to give it away, an A-list it boy is our Thursday deep dive. So very much in the headlines as of late. Yes. So we will either see you on Thursday or see you tomorrow if you are a patron.

59:15Our link is in our show notes if you want to join us for bonus episodes on Wednesdays or ad-free Tuesday, Thursday episodes. And we also have a newsletter that goes out Friday. and we always link what we're wearing, what we're loving, what we're laughing at. We linked all of our live show outfits. So if there is something that you saw us wear on our tour, you can look at our sub stack for that, sign up in our show notes. And I think that's it. Yeah. Thank you guys so much. We love you. And once again, thank you, thank you, thank you for coming out and supporting us at our live shows. We had the best time meeting so many of you and we love you guys.

59:52Talk to you guys tomorrow or Thursday. Bye. Bye.

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