Dark Energy Tuesday (Nicolandria, House of Stassi Trailer, Next Gen NYC, Amanda Stanton)

24:07It is, I guess, her decision and it's her prerogative to post these types of, to me, exploitative pictures. I would not do that just because I live in the real world and I know how disgusting people are. But I just I find it very hypocritical that she claims in the same video how much of a helicopter parent she is, how overprotective she is. While in that same vein, posting a picture of her kids in Laguna Beach with like two bathing suits on. It's just like it's nefarious. Yeah, it doesn't track. You posted actually on Instagram. You were like, she's not a good person. I know from Orange County.

24:39And people were like, spill the tea. Like, what's the tea? I might have to put it behind a table because it's like scathing. But just trust me when I say I don't think she's a responsible mom. Maybe we do our Amanda Stanton episode on Patreon. Yeah. A hundred percent. Just trust me when I say we know a lot of the same people. Oh. She just doesn't. She gives me very, very. Dark energy. Dark energy. And that's all I'll say about it. What I have heard of, though, is her sister, Carissa. Brock your body. Brock your body. She is lovely. I actually saw her at the Target. I think I talked about this before.

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30:11Before we get into the Nicolandria of it all, because I definitely want to talk about that, I quickly want to touch on Next Gen NYC. Did you watch season one of Next Gen NYC? No, but my best friend Sarah's always giving me shit. She's like, this is the best show ever. I don't know why I'm watching it. It is. It's so good, you guys. Okay, so we're like four episodes into season two, and they've already released the mid-season trailer, which that's concerning to me. If the season is only eight episodes, like you're going to get the same amount of episodes or less than in the city, please. I hope I hope that I'm I'm counting things up wrong and that they actually have more episodes of that.

30:44We'll see because the season is so fucking good so far. The show is amazing. And we get in the midseason trailer or page six reported that Ariana and Charlie end up hooking up, which is going to be interesting to watch unfold. but I love the show so much and it's so funny because I feel like when it was advertised like before season one it was like Gia Giudice and Brooks Marks and and Riley Burris and all of these Real Housewives offspring and those aren't the stars of the show like Brooks is not meant for reality TV he's just not made for it which is fine he's really boring Gia is barely in it Riley also So, I mean, she's had some rough moments this season.

31:25The real stars are Ariana Beerman, who is a housewife offspring. But then Georgia, who's not, and also Charlie, who's not. And they are just, I think they were like in this group of like Gen Z New Yorkers. Like early 20s and like kind of ran in the same circles and go out to these clubs and stuff. And they are endlessly watchable. And first of all, the Riley versus Georgia incident, which was, if you guys watched, I think it was like two episodes ago, where Riley is like blackout drunk and she is like screaming at Georgia and saying, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. And basically antagonizing her.

32:02And it didn't seem like Georgia was doing anything. She's getting a ton of backlash. And she wasn't even in the first episode or the last episode that aired. So I think people are like, what is her future or like position even on the show? And then she was like gaslighting Ariana and blaming it on her. It was just like not a great look. So and that drama is very real and genuine. You can feel it. Genuine and real. Maddie Pruitt. Yeah. And then you have Charlie versus Amira. And even though Charlie is like a demon who may have tortured someone for his crypto password, he is a reality TV legend in the making.

32:38Like he reminds me so much of Jax, honestly. And I don't mean that complimentary, but kind of complimentary. No, I mean, come on. Say what you want about Jax. He is reality TV. The best reality star we've ever had. To ever do it. Like, I'm sorry, he's a demon, but he is the best reality TV star. He says to Brooks Marks this episode, first of all, Brooks can barely confront him because, again, he's not good reality TV material. And he goes, Brooks is like, you were disrespectful to my dad or something. And Charlie goes, fuck your dad. And then Brooks goes, it was just like quasi, you know, messed up that you said that or something.

33:12I can't remember exactly. Anything that Brooke says, I'm like, I don't fucking remember. Everything that Charlie says embedded into my brain forever because he's so quotable. He goes, then I'm quasi sorry. Like he's so funny. And there are so many things like he like, okay, so here with the Amira beef. So Amira is a trans woman. And oh, yes, she's so, so stunning. Beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Beautiful. And I guess she accused Georgia of flirting with her boyfriend. And Georgia was like, I wasn't flirting with your boyfriend, blah, blah, blah. And then I guess Charlie off camera behind the scene said he couldn't be flirting with you, Georgia, because he's a gay man.

33:49So insinuating that Amira is a man. Like it's it's a really loaded statement. It's a really loaded and horrible thing to say. Oh, sorry. I wasn't laughing. I thought I OK. Sorry. I was not I was laughing because I thought that you were talking about the female born boyfriend. OK, I didn't realize you're talking about the trans woman's boyfriend. OK, that's not funny. That's not. Yes, yes, yes. The trans Friendswoman Amira. Okay. Her boyfriend. So he was saying her boyfriend's gay, so he couldn't be flirting with you, Georgia. He's gay. He's a gay man. And, like, that is so invalidating, obviously, to Amira.

34:23It's insinuating that Amira's actually a man. And this is someone that Amira considers a close friend, right? So Georgia was like, I need to tell Amira this. Which people are like, why did she say that? And it's like, it's reality TV. She needs to, you know, start the drama, first of all. And also, like, be a shit stirrer. And I think that it's a real, you know, concern that she had where she was like, you consider Charlie your friend. Here's what he's saying about you behind your back. And Amira confronts Charlie. And he goes, first he goes, I didn't say that. Or Georgia tells Charlie. Georgia's like, I told Amira what you said.

34:58You said this. And Charlie goes, I didn't say that. And Georgia goes, okay, lie. And he goes, well, I have no recollection of saying that. It's like it's so jackscoded where it's like, I probably didn't say that, but I have no recollection. It's like it changes. So Charlie is extremely entertaining, unfortunately. The show is so good. You guys, if you're not watching it, you're really missing out. I'm telling you. Wow. OK, I think I need to watch it. See, like, I feel like I'm not watching Next Gen and In the City, and I will continue to not watch In the City because I just I don't want to. In the City is really, I've been dragging my feet to finish part one of the reunion.

35:31I caught up and I watched part one of the reunion. It's just like there's like nothing to the show. I'm sorry. It's a flop. I saw Andy calling Amanda out. Amanda, you seem to be really sincere in the way that you're apologizing to Danielle. Where is the energy for Sierra in the summer house reunion? Yeah. And she just basically said that. Blamed it on Sierra, of course. Yeah. Yeah, it's a flop. I think that if they do come back next season with, I'm sorry, with Amanda and Wes on the show, that will have some necessary conflict and it will make the show more interesting. But as it is, when it's just like Lindsay versus Kenny, it's just like, it's not, it's not interesting, you guys.

36:09I'm sorry. Like everyone was mad at me because I like stopped watching it mid season and then I caught up and I'm like, this is what you guys wanted me to spend my one precious life watching. No, I just, I really don't want a platform. Like, honestly, I don't even want Wes to demand on the show. I don't care about watching them anymore. If I'm going to be honest, Like, I just, I want them to shoot. Go away and live. I think that's, I part agree with you, but I part also am like, we shouldn't have villains get fired from every show. Because then it's like, where's the conflict, you know? No, that's a good point as well.

36:39I just, for them in particular, I can't. Yeah, they're not even entertaining villains. I think that's the other thing, is that they're both really boring and annoying. See, and I think the difference with them, sorry not to get into this too much, but I feel like they're so duplicitous in not real. They're not authentic and real, a la Maddie Pru. it. Genuine and real. Genuine and real. Thank you. It's whatever you at least Jax again he was exactly who he showed on TV and that's why he was fired. That is a villain I can understand why he was booted from TV because it was actually a hazard and a danger to himself and everyone around him and the kid.

37:09With Wes and Amanda it's like you're not even giving us your real authentic selves. So why the hell would I want to watch is because it's so contrived. Like I just I can't especially not even really Amanda. It's really actually more towards Wes because Wes is like we don't even know him. What did you think of Wes like birthday post for Amanda? So basically he posted like a super face apt photo of her and he goes first he says hbd homegirl and then he deleted that and he said hbd twin and then he posted an acronym that says twin means together we ignore negativity it's like these people think they're so clever oh you're so clever jorinda oh you're so clever clip oh my my light went off sorry this is the beauty of showbiz baby that's showbiz baby well um i don't know what else oh i mean oh are you not gonna turn it back on No, I think it died.

37:54Oh, it died? Okay, Nance. So Nance is going to be in the dark for the rest of Starry YouTubers. No, I can still see you. Yeah, it's just not as fabulous lighting as before. Yeah. Yeah, they're just hanging on by a thread, okay? Listen, if I were them, I too would want to hang on by a thread to prove all the naysayers wrong, but this ain't going to last, okay? Yeah. He's not going to father your children, Amanda. Did you see she posted a FaceApp photo of him with someone else who I don't know who it was? They're so fun and quirky, Sophie. I know. They just like love face apping. And she deleted it, but she said L-O-M-L is like loves of my life.

38:29And that's clearly West on the right. She's so funny. Oh, my God. I know. They're so quirky and different. Yeah, they're really quirky. So, yeah, that's the update on West and Amanda, I guess, tangentially. So let's talk about Nicolandria. Okay, so Nicolandria have conveniently broken up, in quotes, right after Love Island season eight has erupt. And, you know, that's really great timing considering everyone is now focused on the fresh new couples out of the villa. Obviously, this is a contrived breakup. Obviously, I'm not living in a freaking, I'm not living in a, I know what's going on. Okay, I was the biggest Nicolandria stan last summer.

39:05I was going to say, you were. What happened? I was obsessed. It's just, it was so clear that they weren't actually dating. And I think it was clear that they were a PR couple and their stans were quite literally out of control. I'm convinced that their stans are a bunch of 15-year-olds that like troll the internet every single day, making sure that there is not a negative thing to say about this couple. Otherwise, they would attack, attack, attack. There's this TikTok creator named Steph with Da Deets. And she talked about how any Nicolandria TikTok that she would make, she would have to disable comments because the stans were so insane.

39:36I'm trying to think of any kind of stan culture. I think the selenators are really similar. Like they really like pounce. And I think she kind of encourages them. What about Swifties? Swifties also. But I think Swifties lean a little bit more, like, older. I think when it comes to Selenators and Nicolandria Sans, she's, like, very young. And Demois actually posted a blind item last week about a rumor that Alandria was hooking up with Travis Scott. Did you see this? Yeah, and it says, rumor! There's, like, a big sticker that says, rumor. Yes. Alandria comments on the post before blocking Demois.

40:09So the comment, of course, was removed because when you block someone, every, you know, her comment was removed. removed she said quote i hope you have your lawyers ready because i have mine give me a break alandria you have no grounds to sue dumois for posting a quote-unquote rumor that was clearly on the post like the barrier to sue is so high and like sophie knows more about this than i do but like you actually have to prove that you have like loss of wages this rumor is not going to like have you lose any wages alandria like stop also it's like yeah travis travis got sucks but it's like why it's not like you're being linked to like Harvey Weinstein.

40:44I don't know why he was like top of mind. It's like, okay, right. What's the big deal? I don't know. Alandria has been taking herself way too seriously when it comes to this breakup and I'm just kind of sick of it. And Nick, don't even get me started on Nick. You're equally pissing me off. Okay. There's been rumors that he's been dating this blonde girl named Molly. Have you seen this? No, but I also don't pay attention to like the Love Island people that much. And also Nick, remember when he had that huge zit or like yeah like some cold sore on his lip and he was like making out with the entire villa i don't know what it was but oh yes yes sorry there was a zit and then there was a cold sore but yes he has apparently been dating this blonde girl named molly for months and they've you know obviously the internet's gonna do its thing they found that they were wearing the same t-shirt they're in a lot of events together they're never actually photographed together but i guess one of nick's best friends posted you guys relax nick isn't seeing molly this is actually my girlfriend when in fact that was totally a lie like this guy was not dating molly people just have theories that nick has been seeing this girl molly and he posted this stupid statement on tiktok it was tiktok subscribers mind you so basically a paywall tiktok breakup announcement confirmation he doesn't even use the words broken up or separated he just says quote to nicolandria community the rumors are true i didn't want to give people false hope so i wanted to clear the air.

42:01We will continue to love each other always. It's a sensitive as well as a private subject. Thank you for respecting our privacy. It's like, oh my God. Another thing is, I guess, Steph with Didit put together that he was actually hanging out with this girl at Coachella. She's this like Asian girl that was a pharmacy student at USC. They were like seen in the same house. They were waking up to the same morning view. Like there's been photos of him with other women for months now. So it's like, we know that this isn't a real breakup. You guys were just for PR because anything that you attach your label on would like sell so much, sell so much.

42:35But something even darker was, remember David, the ugly, insane rapper who killed his underage girlfriend, 14 years old, Celeste Revis-Henribe. Yeah, he's been in the news a lot recently because it came out that she was apparently pregnant more than a year before she was murdered and got an abortion. She was 14 when she was murdered, meaning he got her pregnant, this grown man got her pregnant when, and trigger warning, obviously, you guys, I'm sorry, this is a dark conversation, got her pregnant when she was 12 or 13. It's truly so disturbing. You can't even wrap your mind about how someone can be so vile.

43:12Like, this is the scum of the earth human. You are a molester and you are a murderer, quite literally. So people put together, so why this pertains to Nick, people put together that both David and Nick share a mutual friend named Aisha, I think is how you pronounce her name? Aisha Collins, A-Y-S-I-A Collins. And people, when they go to her Instagram, they notice followed by Nicholas Vans and David. People also notice that Nick, just a couple months out of the villa back last year, he was posted all over David's Finsta account. So the timeline is as follows. Love Island last year wraps July, 2025.

43:46And all over David's Finsta, there's photos taken and posted in late July of Nick. And there's even a comment of someone saying, David, why is Nick there? And then David responds on his Finsta, he stole my phone LMAO. So just two months after these photos of Nick were posted on David's Finsta, the body of Celeste Hernandez was found in September of 2025. And then of course, we know David was investigated and arrested just a couple months this year. Obviously, I'm not insinuating at all that Nick had anything to do with these murders, obviously. It's just very suspect that Nick is hanging out with this creep, David.

44:18It's like birds of a feather. Like, why are you hanging out with a pedophile murderer at all? You know, like, even if you didn't realize he was that yet, like he he was had been dating, dating, quote unquote, raping Celeste, his underage girlfriend, quote unquote, for quite some time at that point when he was hanging out with him. It's like, did you not know? Right. Maybe he didn't. Maybe he didn't. But it's still like it's a big, you know, question mark. Yeah. Makes you raise your eyebrows a little bit. Right. and so i think just both nick and elandria are kind of just like pissing me off they're clearly the most famous out of the villa last summer elandria was like on freaking rolling stone africa like she has the best team and she's doing super well for herself which i'm really happy for like she just bought this pet house i think in texas but i just think that the it's their relationship was so contrived and it has been so contrived for so long it just i don't find myself caring about this breakup at all because i know this was never a real relationship to begin with Right.

45:13It just is a little bit of an insult to our intelligence of people that like consume pop culture like you and I. It's really you guys are going to make a seem like you guys have actually been together and you just broken up when as early as April of this year, Nick was spotted with this Asian girl at Coachella and also with this other Molly girl for months before that when he was hanging out with Alex Earl a couple of months ago when Nick was Molly was there. Like he's just always with another girl. And it's I don't know, but the stands will tell you that it's fake. The stands will tell you it's like Photoshop.

45:40They'll tell you it's AI. Like they refuse to believe anything negative about this couple because they were so obsessed with them and wanted to believe anything that was good about them when in fact it's just a fart. I'm over it. You loved them. I remember you really loved them. So it's really it is interesting that you eventually were like wow this isn't real. Yeah because I opened my eyes. You wanted to believe. You wanted to believe it was. I did because I just thought they were they were just like the hottest couple and they were funny and they laughed. But at the same time, I'm like, you guys probably didn't even make it a couple of weeks out of the villa, for real.

46:12Unfortunately. And it pains me to say this. Christy last year would have been like, shut up. They're getting married. Yeah, exactly. Okay. I mean, it was smart of them. I guess it was like a smart business move to stay together because so many people were invested in them. Like, it makes sense, I guess. Yeah. I mean, they did. They certainly capitalized off of this, monetized off of this relationship where they probably don't have to work for at least a decade. They probably acquired so much wealth at this point, which happy for them. Yeah, totally. Most people don't realize how much their personal information is being bought and sold every day.

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49:11What is your LEO? Okay, speaking of Love Island, PacSun is hosting this brand trip. And Jen Terry from this past season, Caleb from this season, The Cowboy. Rob Rausch and his girlfriend, Chloe, are in attendance, Katie Fang. and rob and caleb are filming a bunch of tiktoks in japan together at this pants pack some brand trip and people are obsessed with this duo because people are basically saying that caleb is the rob roush of season eight which he could never be let's just be clear he wishes he like rob roush is perfect did you see that tiktok of him doing darts and caleb had his fingers on the dart pad and the first try rob landed a bullseye of course he did of course he did what can't this man do and him and Caleb were like hugging each other, like bouncing up and down because they were so excited that Rob, you know, pinned the bullseye.

49:56They're just like so cute together. And I love that. People kept saying this is the first person Caleb seems to have chemistry with because like Caleb had no connections on Love Island. Like all the girls were icked out by him because he was like too shy. But him and Rob seemed to be like two peas in a pod. And I'm just loving the content. Love that. Yeah. I saw some of the pictures he posted with his, it's like the back of his girlfriend. So you can't see her face or anything. He's still kind of like protecting her privacy, but like love it. I mean, even though I'm jealous. Oh, really? I was, I just saw, I haven't been watching their TikToks.

50:26I've just been seeing, um, on Instagram, the pictures that he posts on Instagram are just, yeah, she's like such a cool girl. She's like an esthetician. She has like a little bit of a sleeve on her arm. She's just like a cool girl. she has like tattoos. Yeah. Um, yeah, they're really cute. Even again, even though I'm jealous, um, they're cute together. Yeah. Um, oh, okay. Now I'm seeing, I just, I just searched on TikTok and yeah, I can now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's really cute. They were doing karaoke and he was like holding her and everyone's like, my dream date. Cute. My dream date. Literally.

50:59Yeah. So speaking of TikTok, my LEO. Is anyone else on roller coaster TikTok? No. Just me. That sounds so fun. So like I loved roller coasters growing up and as an adult, it hurts my body to go on them. I understand now why like my parents never wanted to ride them with me because it hurts when you're It hurts your head. You can feel your brain jiggling around. It hurts your joints. It hurts everything. I can't ride roller coasters anymore. And yes, I have tried. I went on a roller coaster one or two summers ago at the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore. Anyway, it hurt. So since I can't physically go on roller coasters anymore, and also I'm not going to amusement parks that much, I love roller coaster TikTok.

51:44My entire For You page is going up really steep. It's like, this is the highest roller coaster in the western hemisphere wait that feels like really good yeah it's fun like i highly recommend it you guys if you love roller coasters but you can't physically ride them anymore like me um it's really fun i love it you know actually know what i've been on is um slingshot tiktok what's that like you know those those rides at the fair where it's like a slingshot where like they you like pull down and then you get lifted up oh so So that's actually, it's freaky. And it's a camera that's like focused on the people.

52:19Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So these roller coasters, it's just from the point of view of someone riding it. These TikToks. Oh, yeah. Which I love. Okay. As for my dark energy objects, I have two. And I was thinking about this with, I recommended a pair of jeans in our newsletter. And I love these Lioness jeans. I have a couple pairs of Lioness jeans because they're letter sizing. So it's like small, medium, large, extra small, whatever it is. instead of denim sizing because denim sizing pisses me the fuck off you guys i am a different size in every denim brand oh yeah 100 and i hate that like at least with the letter sizing it is like much easier to gauge exactly what because there aren't that many options you know you can like get like you're pretty consistent when it comes to letter sizing but with denim sizing it changes with every brand and it's so that's what makes shopping for jeans so hard so i love that Lioness jeans.

53:12And it's because they're like a little bit oversized too. Like they're not going to fit you like a glove per se. They have like a wider, you know, range that fits into the small, medium, large, whatever it is. But I highly recommend it makes shopping for jeans way easier. And they're great jeans. I love, I have multiple pairs and I love them. And I just hate denim sizing. Like I really, I can't buy jeans anymore because I feel like I'm just at a different size in every single brand. And even the same brand, like Levi's. Like I have one cut where I'm this size and then another pair of Levi's jeans.

53:44I'm like, okay, well, that's my Levi's size, right? No, wrong. Yeah, dude, it's kind of triggering too, if I'm going to be honest. Like I don't like it. The different denim sizing, I completely agree because it's like, and a Goldie, I'm one. Levi's, entirely different. And then it's very disorienting and then you have to return it. I have like barely short legs too. So like every jean is going to basically be a parachute on me just height-wise. Yeah. It's triggering. It's annoying. It makes shopping very difficult. You can never buy online because then you have to get three different sizes to figure out which of these three sizes.

54:17I could vary between X and Y. Yeah. Which one? And then you have to, you know, do a return. And it's just so annoying. You got to print the label. You got to affix it to the damn package. You got to, you know. It's too much. It's too much. So my other one is also was shopping related that I was thinking about having to buy bikini top and bottom separately. And I get why this happens. I understand because, you know, especially like girls with big boobs or a big butt or whatever it is, like you, you probably are a different size in your top and bottom. I get that. But I really feel like it's such an excuse for these brands to charge so much more for the separates instead of charging one price for the entire bikini.

54:59It is so fucking annoying. I swear to God. It's like every bikini is, you know,$85 for the top,$85 for the bottom, or even more than that, obviously, some of these brands. And it's so annoying. Tell me why. It's like, why are jeans that are so much fabric and so much more, I'd imagine the amount of time it takes to make jeans is longer than a, okay, the bathing suit makers are going to yell at me. A bathing suit is just so little fabric. Right. And it's all like, obviously, like polyester or whatever it is. It's not like it's expensive fabric. You know, it's little tiny pieces of fabric. Why does this cost$250?

55:36Like all of these like nice bikini brands. And people say, you know, that it's worth investing in these good brands because the quality is better. And it's I'm like, is it though? I don't know. Either way, I just it pisses me off how you have to buy the top and the bottom separately because I swear these brands are like price gouging. 100%. They got to increase their profit margins, man. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I guess as you should. You know, my dark energy object, I set it up top. I've just been going through it. So let me know, you guys, how— Please leave a Spotify comment or write a comment on our Patreon or— Oh, and then also maybe give us a five-star review if you're loving the show because we love you guys so much.

56:13Get us back into the fours, you guys. Please. That'll be my gift. Your gift to me to improve my poor mental health right now is to maybe give us a five-star review to make— It's like a one small little thing that could help me. But if you don't, that's fine, too. You know, we all have free will. But you guys, we love you so much. Tomorrow on the Patreon. So if you do want to talk about what we're covering tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Tomorrow on the Patreon, we're talking about some recent, like, Reddit drama, Reddit stories that I've been thinking about a lot. So we have this girl named Kylie Skeffington.

56:44You may have been following this on TikTok. She documented herself breaking and entering into a dead person's apartment. So we talk about that. We talk about Carly Weinstein's breakup with her boyfriend who might be accused of tax fraud. And we also talk about Emily Kaiser's subreddit turning on her and why she is getting so much backlash lately. So those are three topics that we're covering on tomorrow's Patreon episode. And then Thursday, we are doing our usual deep dive on someone. This is a highly requested episode that you guys, I feel like, have been waiting for. So I'm very excited for you guys to hear this one.

57:19And yeah, you also get ad-free episodes over on Patreon, link in our show notes. And then also, I was just talking about the jeans that I recommended on our newsletter. That goes out every Friday, and that link is also in our show notes. So yeah, thank you guys so much for being here. We love you. Bye. Bye.

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