Dark Energy Tuesday (“Queer Eye” Drama, Beckham Family Feud, “Southern Charm,” Ashley Benson)

26:51But, like, look at Ellen DeGeneres and James Corden. They've, like, all but disappeared. And I know that's probably an exaggeration. I'm sure someone's going to be like, well, James Corden is doing voice work for the Trolls movie or, like, something like that. That's not what I mean, you know? Like, he's not hosting the Oscars anytime soon. Yeah. Like, he used to. The reputation has truly been tarnished. and they'll still be, you know, raking in the cash, but their relevancy and their really glossy veneer will never come back. Yeah. And that's their own fault. Yeah. And now with Queer Eye ending after the season, like, I don't know, are they still going to get the same opportunities?

27:28Are they still going to have the same level of relevancy? And I'm talking about all of them, you know? I don't know. I would be fine with honestly never hearing about them again because they sound so fucking toxic. Yeah. Yeah. No, me too. I don't really want to uplift or follow people who bully their coworkers so badly to the point where they don't want to show up to press junkets. And like, which is part of their contract. I'm sure they're probably, I don't know. He could be foregoing money by not attending these things, but he has to take care of his mental health. Like something pretty serious has to be going on.

27:58I know. And then like, I've also seen the other side of the coin where people are like, Karamo is so unprofessional for doing this. Um, like he's putting them in such an awkward position. There are other ways to pull out of a press junket to put them on the spot and make them feel awkward. Like, sure. I don't think Karamo handled it perfectly either, honestly, but I don't know. There's something deeply nefarious about JVN and by proxy Tan and Antony, because I feel like they're the big three. And I just, I'm automatically going to side with the outsider here. I'm kind of like what we were saying about Brooklyn Beckham to an extent where it's like, this person feels like a pariah.

28:35Why? Like, why is that? Why does this person feel ganged up on why do they feel like a pariah like look what they did to bobby i'm always gonna be team bobby by the way when it comes to what happened uh but yeah let us know what you guys think what are your thoughts on the queer eye drama because i am very i think i'm ready for this show to end and i'm kind of ready for these toxic men to go away yeah history is repeating itself and i'm fatigued yeah i no longer want to hear about this group yep sorry

29:07we've said it before and we'll say it again lola blankets are the best blankets in the game and with valentine's day coming up they make the absolute perfect gift for anyone in your life seriously if you need an easy foolproof layup of a gift nothing says i love you like a lola blanket because let's face it flowers die chocolates disappear but lola blankets are forever seriously this is a long-term gift for a long-term love. They're machine washable, double hemmed, and made to last for years. No shedding, no pilling, no delicate care instructions. Just a gift you can actually enjoy with your partner every single day, whether it's a movie night or a slow Sunday morning.

29:45The love of your life or even your BFF or sibling or mother-in-law or Bessie's new baby deserves the best. And Lola blankets are not Not only the softest blankets you'll ever feel, they also look freaking chic and add a luxurious touch to any room. Take it from me, Lola blankets are already my go-to gift and they hit every single time. Even for my hardest to shop for, friends and family members. For a limited time, our listeners can get 40 % off select Lola blankets with code SNARK at checkout. Just head to lolablankets.com and use code SNARK. After you purchase, they'll ask what you heard about them.

30:25Please support our show and let them know that we sent you. Wrap yourself in luxury with Lola blankets. Guys, I'm a new woman. Suddenly, I love to cook, and it's literally all because of Caraway. I seriously am so happy they're a sponsor. I swear, Caraway truly lives up to the hype. They're easy to clean and so much lighter than that other cookware brand. You know the one. That's what we were using before, and now we only reach for our caraway, seriously. Caraway just makes the concept of cooking so much less overwhelming to me. Draining pasta doesn't have to be an arm workout anymore. Cleanup doesn't have to be a two-hour scrub fest.

31:05Seriously, food slides right off every single time. They're also oven safe. I also obviously live in a tiny New York City apartment, so I love how clutter-free their cookware sets are. Their 12-piece set comes with a complimentary storage organizer, so our kitchen stays tidy. And did I mention they're non-toxic? I love knowing every one of their items is made with non-toxic coating, free from forever chemicals, and third-party tested. Caraway's cookware set is a favorite for a reason. It can save you up to$190 versus buying the items individually. Plus, if you visit carawayhome.com slash snark, you can take an additional 10 % off your next purchase.

31:46This deal is exclusive for our listeners, so visit carawayhome.com slash snark or use code snark at checkout. Caraway, non-toxic kitchenware made modern. Is there any better feeling in the entire world than getting into a clean bed after an amazing relaxing night shower and turning on old roni? No. And as I've gotten older, I've realized luxury bedding is something you truly don't appreciate until you sleep in it. But, like, who has the money to splurge on bedding in this economy? me. Good news. You don't have to. And that's all thanks to Quince. When it comes to Quince, you'll notice the difference right away.

32:22From duvet covers and quilts to sheets and 100 % silk pillowcases, Quince bedding is so soft, lightweight, and you can instantly feel how high quality it is. Breathable bamboo, European linen, organic cotton, stripes, florals, limited edition butter yellow. Whatever your preference, Quince has it. I love our Percale gingham duvet cover and how chic and soft it is. I literally feel like I'm crawling into a hotel bed every night, but for a fraction of the cost of other luxury bedding, that's because Quince cuts out the middleman. Don't settle for scratchy and stiff sheets. Right now, get free shipping on your order and 365 day returns when you go to quince.com slash snarkbait.

33:02That's a full year to decide if you love them. And honestly, you will. Now available in Canada too. Don't wait on this. Go to quince.com slash snarkbait for free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com slash snarkbait. Picture this. You are one with the couch, scrolling on your phone. You see something you need to have. There's only one unit left. And then you realize you don't have your credit card anywhere near you. Is there any worse feeling? That used to be me. Until Shopify. that little purple button that has my information safely and securely saved and can get me that one last unit with just a click of a button.

33:42This exact scenario happened to me just the other day with the cutest sundress from the brand Sleeper. I was so happy when I checked out and realized all of my stored information was there and ready to check out. As a lazy girl with a shopping, I don't want to say problem, habit, it's a dream come true. So if you're ready to start selling your product, Shopify is the most efficient place to start. It's the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world in 10 % of all e-commerce in the US from household names like Allo Yoga, Road, Rare Beauty to brands just getting started. So get started today with hundreds of ready to use templates.

34:19Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store that matches your brand style. It's your personal commerce expert with world-class expertise in everything from managing inventory to international shipping to processing returns and beyond. It makes it easier than ever for shoppers like me to check out as fast as possible. And that's a win-win all around. See less carts go abandoned and more sales. Shopify and their shop pay button. Sign up for your$1 per month trial today at shopify.com slash snark go to shopify.com slash snark that's shopify.com slash snark

34:58okay I want to move on to talk about Ashley Benson I forget remind me of two things one were you a pretty little liars fan and two have you heard about the discourse about Ashley Benson and OnlyFans yes okay so I watched like season one of pretty little liars I know you were like obsessed with it. I did see this that she has been DMing pretty girls on Instagram trying to recruit them for OnlyFans. And mind you, she is married to a billionaire. Her husband is what's his name again? Brandon Davis oil heir to an oil tycoon billionaire family. AKA Greasy Bear. Yeah. AKA Lindsay Lohan's a fire crotch.

35:39Yep. You guys know the one. Yep. So So if you guys aren't aware, this girl came out with receipts, a screenshot on TikTok of Ashley Benson DMing this girl saying, you are so gorgeous. I just saw one of your posts and I had to tell you, Red Heart. And the girl responded, Ashley Benson, what are you doing here? Heart hands emoji. And then Ashley Benson comments, that was cute. But seriously, I think you have a lot of potential. If you're ever open to exploring more opportunities in the creator space, I can intro you to the team that I work with. And people were saying, what team? What creator space?

36:07Are you referring to connecting her with a team that manages OnlyFans creators? And people, of course, were saying this feels like she's pimping someone out. Ghislaine Maxwell style. What exactly is happening here? And apparently, this is actually a business as part of sex work. You can have management companies basically manage the creator and basically help them with their business. What the creator has to do is focus on the content, take photos, look hot. And apparently these companies can exploit their subscribers, these OnlyFans subscription subscribers, where they promise, oh, yeah, you're going to be chatting with this hot girl when in fact they're like offshoring their resources to like these people in India or the Philippines to chat with these subscribers pretending to be the woman.

36:52And basically they take a cut of whatever the OnlyFans creator receives and then they share the rest of the earnings with the creator. And one, I feel like this has always been a business model, like in webcams. I feel like even before OnlyFans became a thing. But I feel like what's really bizarre about Ashley Benson doing this is, like we just mentioned, she is married to an oil tycoon family, a billionaire family. She has no business trying to start her own side hustle managing OnlyFan creators. Why is she doing that? And something about Ashley Benson, what's really sad is I've really liked her throughout Pretty Little Liars.

37:29I thought she had a really strong career path after that show wrapped. And we've talked about this before. It seems like the girls kind of fell off after PLL, with the exception of Shay Mitchell, who's really been able to build an empire. She's become like a professional influencer, a founder of base luggage, all the thing. Ashley Benson, however, she kind of slipped into, I don't know, just she wasn't like, remember when she was dating Cara Delevingne, and it seemed like she was just like in the socialite category. Like she was just like going to parties and hanging out with Hollywood stars, but wasn't really acting.

38:03Yes. And kind of takes me back to her relationship history. So if you know, you know, she was dating this guy named Ryan Good back in her Pretty Little Liars days. He was part of Justin Bieber's entourage. They broke up. She got together with James Franco when they were filming Spring Breakers and I think 2014. Then she got together with G-Eazy after he had broken up with Halsey after Halsey's crazy the allegations of abuse that she endured at the hands of G.E.Z. Then she goes on to date Cara Delevingne. And then, of course, now she's married to Brandon Davis. If you look at her history and pattern of relationships with men, it just it seems like she often attaches herself to kind of these seedy, narcissistic, kind of abusive, abusive men.

38:43And then Cara Delevingne, obviously, she had her own struggles with substance use at one point. And I just feel like Ashley Benson has seen herself in these circles that aren't necessarily the best influences, maybe. and I always remember those blind items that on the set of Spring Breakers, Ashley and Vanessa introduced Selena Gomez to drugs and that's how Selena kind of crept into her own addiction spiral. Those are all allegations, but something about Ashley Benson gives me a lot of pause and I don't know. I just feel badly because she's like some chick from Orange County who I feel like was a really pretty face, started modeling at a young age, got her big break on PLL, was in these socialite circles, But now she's like, she weaves herself into like a darker and darker path.

39:25And I don't understand why. I guess that's my biggest question is what are you doing here? Why? Yeah, it's not like she needs the money. Exactly. Like, she's pimping out girls potentially for fun. Like just as like a passion project. Right. And she just had a daughter. She posts about her daughter frequently. Her and Brandon Davis were just at the Four Seasons of Maui. Like they seem like a very wholesome family on Instagram. and then I see these screenshots and receipts of her reaching out to these girls blindly. I'm just, I don't know. Ashley Benson, I want the best for you. Let's get back. Let's get you back on that horse to start working.

40:01Not working in the way that you want to get only, you want to manage OnlyFans creators, but let's get you back on the horse to be in serious films. Yeah, let's get you want to talk about Southern Charm. Did you watch this week? I watched this morning as I was getting ready for this episode because I knew that you wanted to talk about it. So I wanted to make sure I could contribute. Okay, okay, good. I'm so glad. So nice work. Thank you very much. That's what that's what we pay you the big bucks for. Okay, so for context, you guys, if you're not caught up on Southern Charm, basically, Austin is dating this girl, Audrey, and he clearly has some sort of what's the attachment style that we would avoid it, avoid it.

40:41He is just, you know, not in it and keeps talking about not really being fully in it and needing to probably break up with her. And he's talking. Like, I feel bad for her, obviously. And also, she's stunning. Beautiful, stunning, smart, cool. Like, I love her. Oh, my God. Body is tea. Yes. Face is tea. Hair is tea. That white party outfit. Oh, my God. She is so out of it. No, I know. She is stunning. She is so pretty. Yeah. So, essentially, Austin is having doubts about this relationship. And they're also long distance. So, she's, like, not always there. And it seems like he likes it better when she's not there.

41:15Not good signs, obviously. and he's talked to people about his doubts, including Craig. But here comes Craig. I'm sorry. And you guys can disagree with me. I feel like this might be a hot take. Craig is a pussy bit because look, I completely agree with him that Austin shouldn't stay with Audrey if he doesn't see a future with her. But that's Austin's decision to make it. That's Austin's fucking business. And yes, Austin obviously fucked up for talking to everyone but Audrey about the fact that he wants to end the relationship. Like I felt really bad for Audrey when I was watching. I was like, oh my God, this is going to suck for her to see one day.

41:46But Craig, it's not Craig's business. It's not Craig's relationship. And Craig is not righteous for whining in his whiny ass voice that Austin is this or that. You know, like it's literally Austin. Like, yeah, that's Austin. It's not fair to her. I think that Craig thinks that he is a martyr because he got dumped. One million percent. Sorry, really quickly. Whose voice, Baby Snarks, let us know is more annoying? Between me, Sophie, and Craig. Vote. Oh, don't vote. It's gonna be me. I know. I know it's gonna be me. But yeah, so I think that Craig needs to mind his own fucking business. He's just so annoying.

42:29And I cannot believe that. First of all, Charlie gives him the time of day. Like Charlie is so pretty and cool. Like what is she doing even speaking to him? I thought the same thing with Paige. Like what do girls see in Craig? I'm sorry. I know that he like shore from the outside is like conventionally attractive. Does that make up for the worst personality of all time? What were your thoughts on this, Christine? No, I, first of all, kind of hearkening back to the Audrey conversation, the end of the episode when Austin and Sally are, I think as Craig said, belly to belly and Audrey, poor Audrey sitting in her loans, like by herself at this table while her boyfriend flirts with this girl who's like low-key kind of homewrecking.

43:08And I did not like how Audrey even pointed out, interesting, like everyone has come up to me and approached me. like you can tell everyone in Charleston loves Audrey. You can tell by the way that they're approaching her at the party. They're obsessed with her. They're like, she's so cool. She's normal. Then you have Sally who refuses to even acknowledge that she's even attending this party. I found that to be very mean girl. And the fact that Sally was hanging on him like she was so confidently when his girlfriend was a mere 10 feet away. That gave me a really bad feeling in my stomach. like I would have gone to war if I were Audrey or if I were one of Audrey's friends I would have freaked out yeah you're not like that yeah number two I think you're spot on about Craig feeling like he's such a martyr and he needs to stand up for all people that are in relationship whose partner doesn't want to marry them it's like Craig like mind your fucking business yeah he just is it's such a projection and I think Craig lacks so much self-awareness that I don't even think he sees that he is it's like self-interested it's not him trying to stand up for audrey's right yeah like he he just wants to make it about he wants to take it back to himself well when page didn't want to marry me i see that in audrey it's like no you don't you just want to make it about yourself like shut up and i get it exactly craig looks good like i i see it i know he's objectively incredibly handsome he's looking better than ever i i know okay it hurts me to say this too okay but his personality right like but i think charlie wants to collect the check i think she's like Like, listen, she's playing it way smarter than Vanita is right now when Vanita is literally making an effort to dissociate herself from the star of the show.

44:46From the entire cast where she just walks out of parties and her scenes. No, it's like, don't get me started on Vanita. It's like – Vanita needs to stop. It's painful. And I was, like, dying when her mom goes, well, that was kind of mean. Why would you say that? Yeah. When she was talking about how she told Sally, like, don't come crawling back to me when Craig, you know, hurts you. And then after Craig shut Sally down or rejected her, she was like, I told you so. Vanita was ecstatic. I know. No, no. It was like, Sophie, it actually pained me to wash it up. So I literally in my living room went, ugh.

45:21I know. There's something very off about the way that Vanita feels about Sally. What's the word? Possessive. She feels possessive over Sally and it's weird. Sally is also a weirdo, like you said, for not being nice to Audrey and clearly trying to steal Austin. I think that Sally is extremely desperate for a showmance. Truly. I think that she just wants whoever it is. But Austin especially. I don't know if you saw that Charlie was on Watch What Happens Live the other night. And there was like a Q &A that Andy was asking. Like true or false or something. Austin and Sally are the same person or soulmates or something like that.

46:01And you could see Sally was actually in the audience and she was like blushing so hard. You can tell that she's obsessed with Austin. but poor Audrey gross I don't know but it's not my point is like I completely agree that Austin is fucked up for how he's handling the situation with Audrey but my point is it's not Craig's business no and the fact that he's taking it so personally and acting like it's a slight like his his friendship now with Austin is affected by Austin's relationship choices is so dramatic and insane I feel like he's such an exhausting person it's no wonder that I feel like he like doesn't have friends yeah and I think that it makes me look at Austin differently how he was treating Sally in front of Audrey like I really liked Austin and it made me really grossed out by him hanging on another woman with his girlfriend again 10 feet away I was like what are you doing you're such a moron like you have this beautiful cool girl and you're making her look so stupid well no let me back up he's making himself look absolutely dumb like I just didn't like that at all with Austin I was like made me really turn myself off to him by that behavior it's like he You could tell he got messily drunk and made himself look a fool.

47:06Totally. And speaking of psychotherapists on Reddit, I actually saw a really interesting thread about the fact that Austin's – we've been talking about this a lot with the Nick Vile-Natalie Joy interview that Austin did about his sister's tragic passing and how his attachment style might be related to that trauma. Yes. Like the way that he said, you know, I'm scared that this will be, I'm scared to take like the last step of my life. And I think that he, there's maybe part of him that is like, as soon as he settles down with a woman, he's closing the chapter on his childhood maybe. I just thought it was really interesting.

47:44It could be a stretch. And obviously it's not fair to bring other people into his trauma. Right. And that he needs to work on healing himself first before he gets into any relationship, which I think, I believe he is in therapy. He talks about it on the show. I think we've seen it on the show. but I thought that was really interesting yeah yeah I've heard that theory as well and yeah I can't even begin to understand god how devastating that is but I mean that kind of feels like it that's a reasonable explanation but I want Austin to be happy and I love his parents like I feel like his parents need their own show I know they're so sweet and also like his his little sister like you can tell also how she was like you know oh not loving the fact that austin was talking this way about audrey no uh so yeah i you know i do want the best for austin like i i know that he is not he's no angel either sweetheart but i think that he there's a reason he probably acts the way he does and i don't know i just i have a soft spot for him yeah no i agree and i have no soft spot for craig i mean we're blocked by craig there's no love lost there blocked by Craig.

48:52I have no tolerance for Craig, actually. Zero tolerance policy. Zero tolerance Craig policy. Like he could do the nicest like gesture for someone. I'm like, no, he's still a dick. Like it doesn't override whatever else. And he's just like a whiny bitch. Like that's how he's literally a whiny bitch child. Like that's how I describe him. I'm sorry. I do not remotely see the appeal. Do you guys know I've been making a lot of changes to my home, but on a regular nine to five girly budget. Luckily, Wayfair is perfect for that. From furniture and lighting fixtures to decor and storage solutions, Wayfair is literally your one-stop shop for all things home, no matter your style.

49:32Are you mid-century modern, farmhouse, contemporary, eclectic? Whatever it is, Wayfair makes it so easy to narrow down your best finds for you based on your needs, style, and budget. Why shop for your home anywhere else? Also, as a single girly, I love that Wayfair has installation and assembly services. It truly takes the headache out of changing up your living space. Take it from me. Giving a room or even your entire house a refresh does not have to be something you dread, thanks to Wayfair. Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget. Head to Wayfair.com right now to show up all things home.

50:09That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R.com. Wayfair. Every style, every home. After years of really not caring about my health as much as I should, One of my goals this year is to finally change that. Part of that is getting older. I won't say exactly how old I am, but let's just say I'm at the age where it's really starting to matter how I treat my body and my brain health. And I know plenty of you at Millennial Baby Snarks are probably having similar aha moments. That's why I'm so excited that I've discovered Function. It's the only health platform that gives you access to over 160 biomarkers, covering everything from hormones and metabolism to heart health, inflammation, stress markers, and toxins.

50:46You can even add MRI and chest CT imaging. and it's all tracked in one secure place. It's the kind of comprehensive view of your health that most people never get access to. There's a reason function is backed by top U.S. doctors like neuroscientist Dr. Andrew Huberman and cardiovascular surgeon Dr. Jeremy London. I definitely feel like my memory and my neurons aren't as sharp as they used to be, and function of health has taught me what's happening in your brain reflects what's happening across your entire body. Things like inflammation, blood sugar regulation, nutrient levels, sleep quality, vascular health, all influence how your brain performs today and over time.

51:19So if you're not measuring those systems, you're guessing. So stop guessing what's going on with your body and mind and start actually measuring. Start by understanding what's happening beneath the surface. Own your health for$365 a year. That's a dollar a day. Learn more and join Function using our link. Visit www.functionhealth.com slash snarkbait or use gift code snarkbait25 for a$25 credit toward your membership. Snarkbait is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. insurance fiscally responsible financial geniuses monetary magicians these are things people say about drivers who switch their car insurance to progressive and save hundreds because progressive offers discounts for paying in full owning a home and more plus you can count on their great customer service to help you when you need it so your dollar goes a long way visit progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates potential savings will vary, not available in all states or situations.

52:16As a proud auntie to the newly one-year-old Miss Mo, I take my role very seriously. I may not be responsible for keeping her alive, but I am responsible for being her favorite and gifting her amazing pajamas. And here's the thing, if there's anything I know about Miss Mo and other babies in general, if they're uncomfortable, they will let you know. And that's why I and my sister and Miss Mo are obsessed with little sleepies. First, the fabric. It's so soft, I literally want to wear it myself. They're also designed with thoughtful little details that make getting dressed easier instead of a full contact sport.

52:51You're welcome, Audrey. Also, their pieces grow with your kid, which is huge because every time I see Miss Mo, she's somehow a completely different size? Question mark, question mark. Little sleepies actually last, so you're not replacing everything every five minutes, which as someone who buys the cute stuff, I deeply appreciate. If you're expecting or dressing little ones, check out Little Sleepies. You can visit littlesleepies.com and use promo code goodnight for 10 % off your first order. Okay. So dark energy objects and light energy objects. Shall we get into it? Yeah. Let's do it. What's yours?

53:24Okay. Mine is cowlick. Do you ever get - Okay. When you sleep weird and you have like a section of your hair, the back of your hair that's sticking up oh that happens to me uh every single morning how do i you guys how do i avoid them how do i because i'm so fucking sick of waking up with a cowlick and then there's no way for me to like style it like i don't know what to do like i really feel like i'm at a crossroads in my life i feel like our baby snarks will will know that because every time we like talk about something like this when it comes to beauty yeah they'll be like wait like when you talked about that what was that what I just thought when you're washing your face and the water gets everywhere and yeah I would rather and I'm like I would rather just shower and I'm just thinking of that stock photo you put on the carousel if you guys don't follow us on Instagram Sophie puts the funniest carousels and she usually includes like stock photos and it makes me die every time this is one of the funniest ones it was just like a picture of someone splashing their like water on their face I don't know it's just like why is washing your face in the sink so it's annoying and messy and traumatizing no someone literally just shower so many people were like oh there's you know tools on amazon you can wear like gloves i'm like i gotta put on gloves every time i want to wash my face like yeah make it make sense there are like things you can put on your wrist and i'm like oh my god that's give me a break come on uh but yeah that's my current dilemma is cowlicks i don't know how because i try to sleep with my hair in a ponytail because I will break out if my hair is all over my face and my pillowcase when I sleep.

54:54So I try to sleep with my hair in a ponytail. I've tried a low ponytail. I've tried a high ponytail. And any way that I sleep, or even I sleep in braids sometimes, I just don't know how to sleep to not have a cowlick. Like I feel like I've tried everything. Let me know. It's like the bane of my existence. And I'm so sick of this shit. I'm so close to giving myself a buzz cut. Can you imagine? I show up to the recording. You don't say anything to me. like you don't mention it no i don't mention i just show up no but like that's how sick and tired i am no like sometimes it's just like you know i'm ready to lose it all like it's just too much it's too much upkeep it really is it really is it shows sophie shows up to the live show with a pixie cut like after it's grown out of it mia farrow and rosemary's baby do you know the reference i love that movie's good that's a classic i know that was tyra binks's favorite haircut that on America's Next Top Model beautiful girl beautiful girl beautiful face yeah she would always need um the girl with gorgeous long brown hair to do like a short fuck ass pixie cut blonde no it's mental like it's little literally mental okay god this is my DEO when like I'm at work and I'm talking about a show that like I'm really passionate about I don't have anything in mind but like when I'm trying to explain to a coworker like oh my god have you watched this show um no have you heard of it no and it's just like well what am i to talk with you about anymore do you know what i mean it's like i'm trying to connect with you this happened with me and you yesterday do you remember we okay spoiler alert we recorded a future episode about survivor yeah christy had never heard of parvati shallow and my reaction three minutes where she was like no no no you've seen this season don't fuck with me no i said don't fuck with me like she did not know who parvati shallow was you guys the way that i was like so distraught you could hear it in my voice you guys will hear it when this episode airs like i was so mad i was so mad at you it's so feel like you call yourself a reality tv expert bullshit i'm like who did i go into business with who are you you don't know parvati shallow yeah no like okay you understand this then like it's like yeah i do it's like you want to grab their face and shake them like you need to watch it please like that's how I feel when I talk about really any show because I work with like people that don't really enjoy pop culture so they're like I don't know what you're talking about you know never mind never mind that was me actually with heated rivalry literally the other day at work I mean it's been like over a month now that I've been like guys heated rivalry and still I'm not gonna watch it I can't believe there's too much on my plate right now it's too much traitors I got have to do survivor I'm not even caught up on tell me lies okay well at some what you need to watch heated rivalry and the way that no one gets my references at work when i'm like i'm coming to the cottage you'll know if you've seen a heated rivalry obviously but i i feel this yeah i'm sure it's an excellent show i've heard it's incredible it's amazing christy i i don't have time anymore like it's too much well at some point you're gonna have to make time it's it's a business it's you are doing your dark energy object is what you're doing to me right now literally no and then also me like still watches real hot sides of beverly hills which is literally the worst that no one gives a fuck no no no not I like I can't even tell you what this season is about it is so atrocious it is so bad I can't even believe the show is still on our screen mix it up bravo like I can't I can't do this no it's so bad I I gave up after two episodes and and so mind you Beverly Hills used to be my favorite oh yeah my franchise favorite franchise um okay light energy objects I have two one of them is Jennifer Lawrence saying I didn't listen to the whole Good Hang podcast that she did with Amy Poehler, but I saw some clips and I love Jennifer Lawrence saying this.

58:41She was asked what her favorite album like of the year is. And she's like, I don't fucking know any like albums. She was like radio. How am I supposed to know? We don't like have radio anymore. How am I supposed to know what's coming out? And I'm like, oh my God, I feel this so much. We've talked about this before. How am I supposed to know what new music there is or what I'm supposed to be listening to without a radio station? Yeah, I think for me, it's like new music Friday but I totally get what you're saying the dropping of a new album is I have no awareness of what's going on other than Taylor Swift drops one Harry Styles I think hasn't come out yet or just a single album um I know he's coming out with something I don't see I don't even know that's the problem I literally don't know therein lies the issue therein lies the issue and I just love that because I relate so hard and like Jennifer Lawrence is clearly a fellow millennial woman uh we grew up oh it is out by the album okay no there's one single single the single aperture yeah but the album kiss all the time disco occasionally comes out march 6th so um yeah i just i don't know anymore how i'm supposed to keep up with what music is cool and also they just don't make music like they used to in general no so even when something comes out or like a song is trending on tiktok i'm like what is this you know i just all music is for tiktok virality too oh my god it's so annoying speaking of music i if you guys know me i don't know if i've talked about it like that much on the show i feel like but i'm a huge john mayer fan of his music i don't want to endorse everything he's ever said like sexual napalm my dick is a white supremacist obviously don't endorse that i i just love his music his music means a lot to me and i actually oh my god i feel like we've have i talked about this before how when i saw him live I believe it was 2022 at Madison Square Garden his uh band members had COVID so it was just him and his guitar it was a fully acoustic show and it was just incredible anyway I have been listening to Room for Squares it never gets old it really never gets old it's that is an album that holds up and it's just something that just calms my my soul when I listen to it so I just needed to plug that I I feel like I've talked about before how like I've a I listen to podcasts a lot I try to catch up on tv I like don't really have time to listen to music that much and I've been trying more because I realized that music is calming yeah and it's going to turn your brain off sometimes to just listen to a good album yeah I love St.

1:01:08Patrick's Day on Room for Squares the album we have talked about this I think I've seen John Mayer like probably five times in concert yeah he is definitely one of my favorite artists of all time and I think Room for Squares is a highly slept on album but i will say i think continuum i think it's his best album honestly both of those albums are like no skips yeah yeah but room for squares is truly um it's yeah unmatched no skips okay my too light energy object i am typically a lululemon girl but i got this really really cute and most importantly comfortable aloe set it's bright red and i swear it makes my boobs look so perky and sometimes I don't like it when the pan when I'm working out and it feels really tight around my waist like I don't like I like it to feel a little bit more stretchy and it has this material that is like it cinches your waist in such a way on your boobs where like it's really flattering but it's also comfortable and doesn't feel too tight um I'm obsessed I'm gonna link it in the sub sack just because I feel is it like the ruched waistband set um I think yes I think it is I'll have to link it but it's I know which one you're talking yeah it's so comfortable and I'm telling you like I don't know like my body looks very snatched in it and it doesn't look snatched like that in other outfits if that makes sense I'm obsessed with it again link it in the subsec okay number two I watched Amanda Seyfried's Vogue Beauty YouTube and she has eczema on her face like I do so I was like oh like I would love to see what products she uses and she recommended this spray tan it you know like sunscreen where you can spray it on um on your body it's like that but for spray tan and I've been using it I'm obsessed it's you know like every time you have to do like your own tan with like like I can't because I just fuck it up no me too how do you do your back um you'd have to have Henry do it but how do you do it I just don't and you just yeah I just don't like I just and the thing it trips me up it's party in the front nothing in the back but with this spray tan I basically you have to do it outside but basically I just spray like I'm spraying sunscreen and it creates this really healthy glow and I hate when I do like Isle of Paradise and I'm with that damn mitt and it's like a freaking it takes like 30 minutes and it's so time consuming and it smells and you feel sticky this doesn't feel sticky it like just glow and I'm a huge fan of I will also get in the sub stack but again can you use it on your face yes you can okay amanda safely uses it on her on her face so and it creates that healthy like glow where it doesn't feel like you have sunscreen on it just kind of like shimmers i don't know big fan to like wash it off um so you can keep it on if you want it to have like longevity and stay on for a couple days they recommend just keeping it on so for instance yesterday i sprayed it on my arms because you know i just i don't really love my arms sprayed it on my arms and i went to work came back home washed it off and it's i'm still like tan on my arm so you like if you let it stay the longer on your skin it can stay on for a couple days like normal like spray tan love that oh my god I'm very intrigued because I'm not an at-home self even though I love being tan and I love spray tans I just I always fuck it up I don't like doing it myself I don't like doing I don't like so um this is very intriguing to me thank you for letting me know yeah so thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of DET and sorry for the couple of glitches but we appreciate you guys so much.

1:04:29Again, head on over to our show notes for all the links, discuss Patreon, live shows, all the good things. And we will see you guys tomorrow on Patreon or on Thursday for the main episode. We love you so much. Love you guys. Bye. Bye. Is there any better feeling in the entire world than getting into a clean bed after an amazing relaxing night shower and turning on old Roni? No. And as I've gotten older, I've realized luxury bedding is something you truly don't appreciate until you sleep in it. But like who has the money to splurge on bedding in this economy? Good news. You don't have to. And that's all thanks to quince.

1:05:03When it comes to quince, you'll notice the difference right away from duvet covers and quilts to sheets and a hundred percent silk pillowcases. Quince bedding is so soft, lightweight, and you can instantly feel how high quality it is. Breathable bamboo, European linen, organic cotton, stripes, florals, limited edition butter yellow. Whatever your preference, Quince has it. I love our Percale gingham duvet cover and how chic and soft it is. I literally feel like I'm crawling into a hotel bed every night, but for a fraction of the cost of other luxury bedding, that's because Quince cuts out the middleman.

1:05:37Don't settle for scratchy and stiff sheets. Right now, get free shipping on your order and 365 day returns when you go to quince.com slash start bait. That's a full year to decide if you love them. And honestly, you will. Now available in Canada too. Don't wait on this. Go to quince.com slash snarkbait for free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com slash snarkbait. Picture this. You are one with the couch, scrolling on your phone. You see something you need to have. There's only one unit left. And then you realize you don't have your credit card anywhere near you? Is there any worse feeling?

1:06:16That used to be me until Shopify. That little purple button that has my information safely and securely saved and can get me that one last unit with just a click of a button. This exact scenario happened to me just the other day with the cutest sundress from the brand Sleeper. I was so happy when I checked out and realized all of my stored information was there and ready to check out. As a lazy girl with a shopping, I don't want to say problem, habit, it's a dream come true. So if you're ready to start selling your product, Shopify is the most efficient place to start. It's the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world in 10 % of all e-commerce in the US from household names like Aloe Yoga, Rode, Rare Beauty to brands just getting started.

1:07:00So get started today with hundreds of ready to use templates. Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store that matches your brand style. It's your personal commerce expert with world-class expertise in everything from managing inventory to international shipping to processing returns and beyond. It makes it easier than ever for shoppers like me to check out as fast as possible. And that's a win-win all around. See less carts go abandoned and more sales. Shopify and their shop pay button. Sign up for your$1 per month trial today at shopify.com slash snark. Go to shopify.com slash snark. That's shopify.com slash snark.

1:07:39Do you guys know I've been making a lot of changes to my home, but on a regular nine to five girly budget. Luckily, Wayfair is perfect for that. From furniture and lighting fixtures to decor and storage solutions, Wayfair is literally your one-stop shop for all things home, no matter your style. Are you mid-century modern, farmhouse, contemporary, eclectic. Whatever it is, Wayfair makes it so easy to narrow down your best finds for you based on your needs, style, and budget. Why shop for your home anywhere else? Also, as a single girly, I love that Wayfair has installation and assembly services.

1:08:15It truly takes the headache out of changing up your living space. Take it from me. Giving a room or even your entire house a refresh does not have to be something you dread, thanks to Wayfair. Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget. Head to Wayfair.com right now to show up all things home. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R.com. Wayfair. Every style, every home. After years of really not caring about my health as much as I should, one of my goals this year is to finally change that. Part of that is getting older. I won't say exactly how old I am, but let's just say I'm at the age where it's really starting to matter how I treat my body and my brain health.

1:08:54And I know plenty of you millennial baby snarks are probably having similar aha moments. That's why I'm so excited that I've discovered Function. It's the only health platform that gives you access to over 160 biomarkers, covering everything from hormones and metabolism to heart health, inflammation, stress markers, and toxins. You can even add MRI and chest CT imaging. And it's all tracked in one secure place. It's the kind of comprehensive view of your health that most people never get access to. There's a reason function is backed by top U.S. doctors like neuroscientist Dr. Andrew Huberman and cardiovascular surgeon Dr.

1:09:26Jeremy London. I definitely feel like my memory and my neurons aren't as sharp as they used to be. And function of health has taught me what's happening in your brain reflects what's happening across your entire body. Things like inflammation, blood sugar regulation, nutrient levels, sleep quality, vascular health, all influence how your brain performs today and over time. So if you're not measuring those systems, you're guessing. So stop guessing what's going on with your body and mind and start actually measuring. Start by understanding what's happening beneath the surface. Own your health for$365 a year.

1:09:56That's a dollar a day. Learn more and join Function using our link. Visit www.functionhealth.com slash snarkbait or use gift code snarkbait25 for a$25 credit toward your membership. Monster Energy. Everybody knows White Monster Zero Ultra. That's the OG. It kicked off this whole zero sugar energy drink thing. But Ultra is a whole lineup now. You've got Strawberry Dreams, Blue Hawaiian, Sunrise, and Vice Guava. And they all bring the monster energy punch. So if you've been living in the white can, branch out. Ultra's got a flavor for every vibe. And every single one is zero sugar. Tap the banner to learn more.