Dark Energy Tuesday (Scooter Braun & Sydney Sweeney, Young Hollywood Couples, Jacob Elordi, Logan Paul, Nicholas Braun, Jason Kelce)

25:14Something to the effect of how does it feel to have all the attention on this ad? Wanting her to address the American Eagle eugenist like stuff spot like head on. And she just said, with this crazy fucking look in her eyes, may I add, I'm just really excited for Christy. I'm just really excited for Christy and walks away. It felt manic a little bit. And this crazy look in her eye, like she was fucking upset at this interviewer for asking her this question. Yeah. I don't know. She just is not doing it for anyone. And I feel as if she was on this trajectory to be a really, really phenomenal star.

25:46Like Margot Robbie trajectory. My Tonya. Yeah. Yeah, Margot Robbie had that. At first, it was about the male gaze because she had her breakout role in Wolf of Wall Street and she was so hot and she did nude scenes. And then she started taking really serious roles and now everyone takes her very seriously. Oh, and speaking of Jacob Elordi, did you see the trailer for Wuthering Heights? Yes, because him and Margot Robbie are starring alongside each other. I haven't seen the trailer. I've seen the photos of the - Oh yeah, you have to watch the trailer because it's original music by Charlie XCX. And everyone's like, this is giving Dubai chocolate labubu of film.

26:25That's so funny. If you're perpetually online like we are, you will understand that reference. Most normal people will not understand that reference. Yeah. It's just like take all these big names and mash them together. And also, I don't know. I don't know if that was the right casting, Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi. But the trailer had me interested. So I guess we'll see. And it's by Emerald Fennell. I think that's how you pronounce her name. who also directed Salt Burn, which I loved Salt Burn with also with Jacob Allergy and Promising Young Woman, which I also loved, which I know is a controversial movie.

26:58Who was in Promising Young Woman again? Is it Carrie Mulligan? Oh, Promising. Carrie Mulligan. Carrie Mulligan. I really liked it. A lot of people, it's a controversial movie. I personally loved it. It's not something that I want to watch again because it's dark, but yeah. So we'll see. Anyway, what should we touch on next? Can we, you have this note here about Logan Paul and Nina Agdell fighting in Paris and paparazzi spotted them getting out of this SUV or the Sprinter van and they were pissed. Well, more, I should say Logan Paul was fucking pissed. And Nina Agdell was kind of fighting back a bit.

27:35Yeah. What were your thoughts when you saw this? Oh, wait, it was scary. So if you haven't seen this video, it went kind of viral. You can see Logan and Nina, his now wife. They got married a few weeks ago in Lake Como. But you can kind of see them, their outlines inside the SUV. And you can kind of see them fighting and him grab her arm a little bit. You have to look closely. And then he gets out and it looks like she maybe is trying to trip him. And he looks pissed. He's red in the face. He's pissed. And he's also just these boxers are scary. These like fighters because they're so like probably on steroids.

28:11They're so muscular. They're red in the face. He just looks terrifying. and people are now revisiting videos from their wedding. Again, this was a few weeks ago and saying they look awkward slash not in love. Have you seen these videos? I saw the video of them exiting the Sprinter van and her using her legs to like restrain him from leaving the vehicle, but I haven't seen the wedding footage. What is it like? Oh, so there are just a lot of videos of them like awkwardly dancing and how she's looking at him, but he's looking at the cameras and they're kind of like, what do I do? Like they just look awkward.

28:44They don't look in love. But also like weddings can be awkward when you're like the center of attention. You're just like, what do I do? Everyone's looking at me. So I'm not really judging them for that. But he also said in an interview, literally during their wedding weekend, that he actually doesn't believe in marriage. He said something along the lines of the government is not going to tell me who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with. And it's like the government isn't forcing you to marry a supermodel like you just said. But he said he's doing it to make Nina happy. I don't know. He's just like a huge red flag.

29:15Obviously, it's not surprising. We have a Logan Paul episode from months and months ago with Shannon from Fluently Forward. So if you're interested, listen to that. But yeah, he's just like a huge red flag. He's scary. They have a baby together now. Well, I don't know. Interestingly enough, I was just looking. I also read some headlines. I don't know if this is substantiated, but they're not legally married. They had a ceremony and a celebration, but they're not actually governmentally tied together. I saw that too. And I'm like, are they going to legally get married? I don't know. Maybe not, though.

29:44Maybe it's one of those things where it's like, well, we can just be married kind of in life, but not technically on paper, I guess. You know who this reminds me of is Brody Jenner and his first wife. What's her name? Caitlin. They were on the Hill's New Beginnings together. They had this wedding ceremony in Bali, but were never actually legally married. And I'm reading online. Again, this is just a Reddit comment, but someone said that Jennifer Aniston and Justin and Thoreau similarly did not get legally married. And I feel like when there's a lot of money at stake, maybe it's just easier to not.

30:18So I can imagine maybe just from like a logistics perspective, you're like, I don't want to deal with, in the event we do get divorced, all that money shit. So let's just leave it. Yeah, but that's what prenups are for. I don't know. It's just like, if you really want to marry someone, you will. But it's just dark. Logan Paul is just dark. I feel bad for Nina Agdow. At the same time, it's like she knows who he is and she clearly loves him. I just hope that there's not some sort of abuse, obviously, happening behind the scenes. That was just a scary video. I did not like it. Yeah. And the look on his face when he left that Sprinter van and he was rushing to the door and leaving her behind.

30:59The look on his face was irate. He was seeing red as he was walking from the car to the door. he was just huffing and puffing and his like jaw was clenched it was scary i hate him no i understand why he's a very controversial figure he's done a lot of fucked up shit and we had to learn all about that in our logan paul deep dive that you can find on the main feed but yeah i if i were nina i would be scared to watch that video back and be horrified that other people are seeing what she kind of knows deep inside of her is going on. Yeah. Dark. Really quick, I want to talk about Sabrina Carpenter's new album titled Man's Best Friend.

31:39Have you listened yet at all? I haven't yet. I don't know. I don't really listen to music as much as I want to these days. I'm not really a music head either, honestly. I feel as if music wasn't what it was in, say, the 2016 era. I don't know what it is, but it all comes back to 2016. TikTok is flooded with Chainsmokers roses deep in the boat. No, no, that's a hideaway. But you know what I mean? All the 2016 bangers. There's not a song in the 2020s that hits the same. That is roses. That's roses, right? You're right. You're right. So that keeps coming up on my TikTok and the grainy Snapchat videos of people reminiscing on that time for us that in three months will be a decade to be very fucking clear.

32:22Scary. I don't like that whatsoever. No, I don't either. Think about how we felt when we were 10 years old to 20. That felt like a lifetime. 10 years old to 20 years old. Well, you know what's crazy is that as you get older, the years become shorter. Because when you're young, five years, when you're 10 years old, five years is 50 % of your life. And now five years, that was five minutes ago. Right. It's all relative. Yeah. And the older you, I heard that the days are long, but the years are short. Yeah. Yeah. That's what every that's what every parent says. They're like, I get it. Days are long, but the years are short.

32:57I'm like, you know, in my age. Yeah. But I just feel so old. But in any case, Man's Best Friend is one of the most sexual albums I think I've ever listened to. She has a song called House Tour. And at the beginning, it goes. It's kind of like a Barbie, fun, upbeat, teeny bopper hit. And then you're listening to lyrics. I was driving and clutching my pearl. She's saying, I can take you to the first, second, third floor. My floors are waxed. Never enter through the back door. It's so punny and all about sex. And she has this other song called Tears where she said that she wants a responsible man that can make her thighs really wet.

33:40Oh, God. It's so fucking sexual. And I'm loving it, but I'm also nervous for the seven-year-olds that are singing this. Because I think of when we were young, we would listen to Britney Spears' Slave For You. And we're like, ha, ha, ha. But little did we know we were singing about being someone's sex slave. Oh, and I had no idea. My mom was like, this song is so inappropriate. And I was like, why? What do you mean Slave For You is inappropriate? Yeah. It was a little bit more subtle. Though I guess maybe it is similarly subtle with Sabrina Carpenter. I don't know. but it's incredibly incredibly sexual did you like it because i've actually heard mixed reviews about the album yeah i think i was listening to it non-stop when it first came out the first week and now i'm kind of like i've heard the song already you know it's it's such pop beats it's like with espresso when you hear it so many times i can't listen to that damn song anymore and i could see why some of the songs on this album is similar i do like house tour though it's like i I swear it should have been in Barbie.

34:44That's how it sounds. It's like a Barbie theme song, but it's fun. Maybe I'll give it a listen. Give it a whirl. Let me know what you think. Let us know, guys, if you have been listening to Man's Best Friend and if you're into it, you think it's one of her weaker albums. How do you like it compared to Short and Sweet? I think it's about the same as Short and Sweet. I like emails I couldn't send. That's her album before Short and Sweet that had Feather. That's a really phenomenal album. Let us know, you guys. What do Sabrina Carpenter fans call themselves? Oh, that's a really good. Wow. I actually have no idea.

35:17Yeah. What do Sabrina Carpenter fans call themselves? Carpenters? They literally call themselves Carpenters. I feel like we could get like more creative with that. That's a little like boring. Yeah. Okay. I quickly want to talk about Nicholas Braun. Oh my God. AKA Cousin Greg from Succession, which I know you watch Succession also. So good. So good. Miss it. So Nicholas Braun, did you hear about this? Got arrested for a DUI in New Hampshire last weekend. And he was pulled over. He was drunk. He ended up spending the night in jail and he was released and a court date was set, I guess. No mugshot because, quote unquote, the camera wasn't working.

35:55That tells me that he pulled some strings, paid people off. Yeah. Come on. It's like so fucked up. Anyway, I wanted to talk about this because obviously getting a DUI is bad. Karen Huger also released from jail. And I just think it was her fourth DUI. There is no excuse. Okay. So Nicholas Braun don't like that, that he got a DUI, obviously. But I feel like people seem to forget the accusations against him. And do you know what I'm talking about? Now that I'm reading what you wrote here, it's coming back to me. But it's such a far memory for me. Please refresh my memory. So it also feels like he kind of got a lot of this scrub from the internet because this was like a big discussion at one point.

36:46And then it kind of like went away. But he was accused of sleeping with a teenager at Coachella, allegedly. A girl on TikTok said that she was 16 and in high school. And mind you, he is in his, he's in his late 30s now. So even just a couple of years ago, he was still in his 30s and he invited her to his hotel. She said, I'm 16. I'm in high school. He knew he didn't care, gave her his number. She declined, but later found out he ended up actually sleeping with another high school girl that she knew who was also 16, allegedly. And again, he was a full-blown adult in his 30s. And he has a bar with Justin Theroux called Raid.

37:28Oh, and this is the celebrity, by the way, that I saw recently, not that recently, like last year, two years ago in Soho, Nicholas Braun. but he has a bar with Justin Theroux in Lower East Side called Ray's and women have talked about having bad experiences there getting assaulted and also Nicholas preying on young women there allegedly what? so he's a fucking creep and I feel like we tend to forget it and I just want to remind everyone that Cousin Greg sucks and I'm also glad that I feel like since Succession I haven't seen him in anything and I think this might be why he's not getting booked for stuff Good.

38:05Yeah. Wow. This is incredibly disturbing. And do you know what this kind of reminds me of as I'm reading what you're saying about how he was allegedly sleeping with high schoolers that were, he knew were in high school. Yeah. Do you know which celebrity this reminds me of? Yes. Ooh, not James Franco. Close, but no. Chris D 'Elia. Close. Oh, yeah. All these are valid answers, but no. Ansel Elgort. Oh, yeah. Do you remember when he was Snapchatting 15, 16-year-olds and engaging in incredibly sexual problematic relationships with them? It's kind of giving the same energy. I love how we can name like seven celebrities just off the top of our head who also slept with high schoolers as grown adult men.

38:50It's disgusting. And I feel as if James Franco was kind of canceled. I haven't seen him really in anything. Oh, yeah. And same with Ansel Elgort. His reputation never recovered. Same with Crystalia. I used to love Crystal Leah's comedy he's still Torrent he was in Orange County like a couple days ago he's just out and about he still has his die hard fans which is disgusting disgusting but he has not gotten any acting roles recently which is good at least it sucks that these people still have fans but it seems like he he also got recast in a movie that he had already filmed I can't remember what it was but it was like a zombie movie I think and he got recast.

39:29No, Chris D 'Elia did. He got replaced with Tig Navarro and they ended up like reshooting scenes from the movie replacing him. Kind of like what happened with Kevin Spacey. Yeah. Do you remember? And Christopher Plummer. So yeah, honestly, fuck all of those men. Fuck Cousin Greg. And yeah, just want to remind everyone that a DUI is not, you know, it's just the start of why he sucks as a human being. Yeah. Agreed. The weather has been beautiful lately, which means I'm pretty much always out and about doing things. Errands, workouts, beach days, you name it. And of course, I need clothes that can actually keep up with all of that.

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43:54I'm actually wearing my Bengals gear, even though the Bengals are like probably going to lose today. And I'm not going to get upset about it because I just don't care anymore. I have to like emotionally detach myself from the Bengals because they're so bad. Except Joe Burrow. Did you see him with his glasses on the other day looking like Clark Kent? Okay. Speaking of Clark Kent, sorry to ruin the mood. I was just talking about his, him being paralyzed from getting bucked off that horse. Oh, Christopher Reeves. Yes. Sorry. Yes. Yes. I'm sorry to bring it up. Oh my God. So sad. Sorry, this is such a tangent, but Taylor from Love Island was at a rodeo and he got bucked off of a horse.

44:34And then I was just it made me think about how Reeves was bucked off a horse and has devoted his life to like awareness. And well, he did. Now he's passed. Yeah. Anyway, sorry to ruin the mood. I don't know how I got here. Yeah. Thanks for that, Christy. Now I'm all upset. Yeah, that was really sad. But he was like real life Superman, such an inspiration after, you know, this horrible tragedy. We got here because I said that Joe Burrow looked like Clark Kent in his glasses. Thank you. So anyway, back to football. Jason Kelsey, who I've ranted about before and I got so much heat from Eagles fans being like, Jason Kelsey is amazing.

45:14You just don't get it. I was like, he's an attention whore. He loves attention so much. He's so annoying. He just annoys me. I'm sorry. That's my opinion. So I know that again, some of you might be football girlies. Some of you might not be, but I'll give you the rundown. Essentially on Thursdays, last Thursday's Eagles versus Cowboys game. This is like the NFL season opener. The Eagles player, Jalen Carter got ejected for before the game even began spitting on the Cowboys quarterback, Dak Prescott. Did you hear anything about this? Christy? I know Jordan and I were texting in the group chat about it.

45:50Did you like hear anything about this? Other than what you guys were saying? No, because I don't follow sports at all. So Jalen Carter, I forgot what position he plays. He's on defense. He's like a big guy. Jalen Carter is infamous for being involved in a fatal car crash that killed one of his teammates and a recruiting staff member of Georgia's football team in January of 2023. And he basically is this amazing, amazing football player. He got away with a slap on the wrist. He fell in the draft a little bit, but still got drafted in the first round by the Eagles. And what happened was they were racing at high speeds and being irresponsible.

46:29They were speeding and racing. And then unfortunately the other car crashed and those two people passed away, which is obviously tragic. And yeah, Jalen Carter just kind of got away with it. Slap on the wrist. I think he got like probation because he's extremely talented at football. Yeah, basically he's a piece of shit and he's lucky that he is so talented. He got ejected from the game for spitting on Dak. And then about three hours later, video came out that Dak spit first. But the difference is that Dak was 10 feet away from Jalen around 10 feet away and spit on the ground, not on him. Whereas Jalen spit directly on Dak Prescott, like a child, very immature.

47:15And Dak, Dak spit on the ground. He was still trying to like bait Jalen. Like he was like looking at him and it was kind of like in his direction, but he was still on the ground, you know, but Jalen shouldn't have taken the bait and spit literally on him. Like that's disgusting. You're a child. So anyway, there's been back and forth where it's like, well, Dak spit first and people are like, he spit on the ground. It's not the same thing as spitting on someone. And Jason Kelsey took to Twitter to defend Jalen Carter. And so when this evidence came out that Dak, quote unquote, spit first, a.k.a.

47:44spit on the ground, he said the truth shall set you free. Why are you, Jason Kelsey, defending Jalen Carter? Not only did he get away with not murder, manslaughter, he got away with manslaughter. Now you're defending this guy for spitting on another player, spitting on him. Yeah. What the fuck, Jason Kelsey? He's so annoying. He's such an attention whore. I just don't like him. I'm sorry. And I'm sorry to everyone. I know that everyone, like especially the Swifties, you guys love the Kelsey brothers. I don't think they're the worst people in the world. I just think that Jason is annoying. Every time I think of Jason, I think of him ripping his shirt off.

48:23Yeah. Like King Kong. Like, rah. And running up and down the suite. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And crushing beer cans on his head. Yeah. He always seems to be like drinking a beer can and shirtless at the tailgate. He always just needs the attention on him. Yeah. And I don't know. It just like annoys me. And this really pissed me off. It's like, why are you defending? And I get that he's like, well, I'm an Eagles legend. Of course, I'm going to defend an Eagles player. It's like, you don't need to defend this Eagles player. There's really nothing to defend. Not only did he get away with manslaughter, he spit on someone.

48:53Come on, grow up. Right. And I saw this Spotify comment on one of our episodes where a listener suggested that we do a Taylor and Travis MAGA kind of integration and the problematic people that they hang around, I think that would be a really good episode to cover because I think we look at Travis and Taylor with such rose-colored glasses, probably myself included. I'm not going to say that I'm not. Yeah, same here. Same here. Yeah. Like you said, there's so many other worst people in the world, but I think as famous as these people are, as well-liked as these people are, that doesn't mean that they're exonerated from any faults or hanging around problematic people and et cetera, et cetera.

49:36So I think that would be a really interesting episode to cover. And I think this kind of goes into it with Jason Kelsey and Travis can be just American boys and super relatable and sweet, but they're also hanging and defending people that shouldn't be defended, quite honestly. Yeah, I agree. I think that that would definitely be an interesting episode. When I saw that, I was like, this validates why I don't like Jason Kelsey. and Eagles fans, you can yell at me all you want. Please don't though. I'm sensitive lately. No, you don't actually yell at me. And I know that Eagles fans are going to get pissed off.

50:07And also I know that Kylie Kelsey has a lot of fans, but even my husband and my in-laws were just in town also. And they're all Eagles fans, obviously. And they also admitted that Jalen Carter was obviously in the wrong here. It's like, you can be baited by someone spinning in your direction on the ground, but that doesn't give you the right to spit on them. You could also have your faves and also deem whatever they do as to be annoying and problematic. It doesn't mean you have to completely disown them and be no longer fans, but you could acknowledge when people are doing bad things and still be fans of them.

50:37It just it depends on what the what the action is, of course. But in any case, what do Jalen Carter's fans call themselves? Carpenters? Seems to be quiet. It's a very popular nickname. name okay so shall we get to our deos and leos of the week what do you want to start with okay so this is so embarrassing me and my best friend will often go on instagram and just look at people's profiles you know celebrities i'll show her a funny tiktok whatever we were on this girl's tiktok that we're like not friends with anymore for good reason and you know sometimes we're just shit talking as we do i'm going on her thing i'm just like god this fucking bc bitch eating crackers how dare she you know she it's like a very normal photo i'm like fuck this bitch i accidentally liked the photo no it's the worst sarah she was she had her hand over her mouth she was speechless she's like she's like you can just delete your whole account now and i'm like well now i can't how far back how far back was the photo was it from 2012 fortunately it was the first most recent photo on her grid.

51:44However, it was posted probably five months ago. I don't know if that makes it better. That's bad. That's bad. I was speechless. Did you unlike it? No. Because if you unlike it fast enough, they don't get notified. I was thinking about it, but then I was thinking that might make it worse. If she sees that Christy likes something and the like is nowhere to be found, what's worse, you guys? I left it. My thought process is if you unlike it fast enough, they don't get notified at all. The notification disappears. So unless they get a push notification for every single person that likes their Instagrams, which that would be insane for somebody to push notifications for likes, they won't ever know that you accidentally liked it.

52:25So like I've been there before. I just quickly unlike. Well, it's too late. It's too late for that. It's been days. Now you can't like it. You have to leave it now. Yep. So that was humiliating and I'm still ruminating on it. I'm processing it. I'm talking with my therapist about, you know, it's all the things. That's my first one. You'll survive. You're strong. Thank you so much. I'm going to need all the strength and healing at this time. The last thing of my DEOs are people referring to their significant others on Instagram captions as this guy. It gives me the clip. Wait, this guy heart? It's giving, so we did a thing.

53:04We did a thing. When someone gets engaged. so this happened yeah i hate that why is it so triggering so i guess i guess i'll keep him

53:22thanks for putting up with me

53:28no like i get a visceral reaction the hairs on the back of my neck stand up it's so disgusting Yeah. Like, why is that? I don't, it's just like one of those. I get, it's like, we are, this is our generation though. That's such a millennial thing to use as a caption. But like, we have created this. We created this. We have to keep our, the rest of our generation in check by telling them to stop. I'm dying at that. Thanks for putting up with me. Thanks for putting up with me. No, I, Sophie, I actually like my whole body goes into fight or flight. It's so gross. um okay I was dying at yours my ideas of the week are when someone says something is 1500 square feet x x x square feet I that means nothing to me I don't know what that means is that a lot is that a little I don't know I genuinely don't know it means nothing to me it's like when someone describes something in acres I'm like I don't know what an acre is do I look like I live on a farm like I'm like I actually I actually don't I don't know what square feet like it really means you could tell me that a house is 2 000 square feet or 15 000 square feet i'll be like okay that's a big house wait i'm dying because on our document sophie wrote when someone says xx square feet period that means x all caps nothing to me it means nothing i don't know what it like i i do people like actually if you if you hear something is 2 000 square feet.

55:02Do you know how big that is? Like, are you able to visualize how big that is? Because I'm not. The only reason I know is because when I bought my house, I knew the square footage. So I do it in relativity to how big my house is. So for instance, for your, my house is about 1600. Okay. So I have no idea how many square feet. Henry definitely knows. Yeah. Henry talks about square feet all the time. He's like, oh yeah, that apartment that they got is XXX square feet. I'm like, okay, is that smaller than ours, bigger than ours? I have no idea. I have no idea. thing to me. It literally means nothing to me.

55:32It's so that's so funny. No, but I get that. Like before. Yeah. Homes. Home ownership. Yeah. I wouldn't have known. And then my last one is the TikTok shop. Nothing good can come out of a sweater costing five dollars. The the amount of things on TikTok shop that are literally five dollars and below. Where do you think they're coming from? Who do you think is making this stuff? It's actually concerning. People will be like, so this gown that I'm wearing, they're wearing a ball gown. They're like, it's now under$10. Now's your time. And I'm like, why is your ball gown under$10? Does that not concern people?

56:09And I'm sure there are like legitimate vendors maybe or manufacturers on TikTok shop. To me, TikTok shop is like synonymous with Timu. Is it not? Yeah. So I used to be a TikTok shop. I had a TikTok shop era and it probably lasted two months. I've never purchased clothing. It It was more like little devices like, for instance, this. If you want to. What is that? It's like if you want to attach your phone to your car, it's a magnetic thing. And it also has a suction cup. Oh, wow. What do you use that for to like film yourself? I don't film. So it basically just sits on this desk with no use. And utility at all.

56:47But stuff like that I purchased. But you know where they get you is the shipping cost. Because it comes from China. It'll say this is a$4.99 device. It's like a pop socket almost. But the shipping will be$17. because they have to like ship it like overseas. From China, literally. So I've never purchased any clothing from TikTok shop. However, do you know what TikTok shop ad always fucking comes on my For You page? Which one? This is the Jennifer Aniston dress that everyone wants. Do you know what I'm talking about? I feel like I do. It's always like, oh my God, how cute is this set? And right now it's$7.

57:23And I'm like, what the fuck? I just swipe. I also got I got targeted for it's it's crazy how much I get targeted for things lately on TikTok shop. I was like Googling things about ADHD the other day because I am someone with ADHD and I was like, oh, is this an ADHD symptom? Is this why I'm like this? And I got targeted for like a notebook that helps ADHD people keep their like homes organized. And I'm like, do you realize that ADHD people have piles of unused notebooks in our apartments or in our homes. Why are you advertising another notebook that I'm going to buy with high hopes and then never use?

58:00I'm never going to use it. That is such a real thing. I purchased a notebook thinking I'm going to get my life together. This is where my life begins. Yeah. I don't even know where the fuck it is. Always. I use it for like maybe a week. It'll be like, oh my God, planner. I'll be like, okay, it's July. I never got a planner. You know what? I'm going to get a planner that starts at July 2025. Buy it. So many high hopes, so many dreams. And then I use it for not even a week. That is so fucking relatable. I completely identify with that exact sentiment. Speaking of getting our life together, let's talk about light energy objects and things that have brought light to our lives.

58:38The Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox on Hulu starring Grace Van Patten and executive produced by Monica Lewinsky and Amanda Knox herself is so entertaining. I've been following this case since it happened in like the early 2010s. And I knew a little bit about it. I've watched the documentaries. I've heard a couple of Amanda Knox interviews. But I've never fully entranced myself into the case. And obviously, you have to take this show with a grain of salt. It's produced by Amanda Knox. So it comes from a very, very biased lens. But it's entertaining nonetheless. So I definitely recommend watching it.

59:11I don't know. I've heard like good things about it. But I feel like I'm fatigued by the Amanda Knox case. It's been like my entire life where people have been talking about it. And I'm kind of like, okay, I'm kind of over it. Like how many things are there to say about it? I totally understand what you're saying. We've been hearing about this case so much. It's like, what else is there to learn? Yeah. I think the show just, if I were just watching a fictional, watching it as if it were a fictional show, it's entertaining, if that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I will if I have time. And speaking of TV, I feel like all of our LEOs this week are about things we've watched.

59:45the Dexter Resurrection finale. And I know I've talked about Dexter Resurrection a little bit. It is some of the best TV I've ever watched. If you guys are Dexter girlies, you haven't caught up with Dexter Resurrection yet, please do. They finally stuck the landing and it's just a season finale. It's not the series finale. Thankfully, there are going to be more seasons. This was like a smash hit success for Paramount+. So there's definitely going to be more, thankfully. but it's just, it was so much fun. It was some of the best TV I've ever watched. What's his name? Jordan, who plays Leon Prater again?

1:00:23Oh, Peter Dinklage. Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones was so good and had so much fun with the role. He plays the main antagonist this season and Michael C. Hall was at the top of his game. If he doesn't win an Emmy, I am going to be so upset. Everything about it was perfect television. Please, you guys, and if you've never watched Dexter either, like what's stopping you? Watch it from start to finish. I will say to understand all the nuances of Resurrection, you need to watch the original Dexter and also New Blood. But seriously, like I highly, highly, highly recommend if you need a new show, please watch Dexter.

1:00:59Please watch Dexter Resurrection if you haven't yet and you're a former Dexter viewer. It was so good. You guys, I'm so upset that it's over. And then I've also been revisiting. So I went through a phase where I watched 25 seasons of old survivor, like in a row. I remember that. And then I needed like a break. I was like, okay, I'm kind of like, I got survivor fatigue and I needed a break. And now I'm back, baby. I've binge watched three survivor seasons in a row in the past like week or so. Good for you. I don't, and the reason I I don't sit down in front of a TV always to watch it. Sometimes I do.

1:01:32Sometimes it's just watching on my phone, like when I'm showering or doing my skincare. I just, again, ADHD brain, if I don't have a podcast on, and maybe that's why I don't listen to as much music anymore. I'm always like listening to a podcast or watching something on my phone because I just need to be like engaged. Yes. Which is a me problem, I know. But I have been watching Old Survivor. I just watched season 26, Cara Moen, season 27, Blow at Burst Water. And right now I'm about to finish season 28, which is Kagayan. I think is how it's pronounced. And Tony, who was on the most recent season of The Traitors, this is his debut season.

1:02:08So I'm seeing some of those people that I'm familiar with from the reality TV world. But now it's my first time actually watching them on Survivor. And yeah, it's just, I always love Survivor. I always have fun watching it. So good. There's a reason why Survivor has lasted this long. and then lastly I finally watched Sinners and it was so good you guys it lived up to the hype it is Ryan Coogler I believe is the director and he also directed Black Panther and also Creed and Fruitvale Station and Michael B. Jordan is kind of his muse and Michael B. Jordan was great Haley Steinfeld was great it was really fun and it also wasn't that scary I don't love super scary movies It was just, it was fun.

1:02:55Like I had fun watching it. So highly recommend it's on HBO Max. Love so much TV that you guys can binge between snark bait and let us know what you guys are watching in the comments. We're always looking for new shows and I think, okay, let's, let me think about, okay. If you guys haven't watched Unknown Number on Netflix, we did a Patreon deep dive on that documentary. And that's coming out tomorrow. So watch that. If you're a patron, watch it. And then you'll understand our Patreon episode more. It's a crazy documentary. It's like an hour and a half on Netflix. It's a jaw-dropping dog. And it's been storming internet conversation for the past like week now.

1:03:38So head on over there if you guys want more from us. Otherwise, we have a really fun, exciting, deep dive for you guys on Thursday. It's think, I think I've maybe already teased it on Patreon, but think Bachelor franchise and a guy. Who is a controversial figure that me or Sophie may hate from this franchise? And who do you - That's not Nick Vile, because we already did Nick Vile, obviously. He was the first episode of Snarkbait, but it's not Nick Vile. But same energy, just annoying as fuck, and we hate him. Yeah. Well, thank you all for being here. We love you so much. Thank you to Jordan, our producer, Rachel, our social manager, Olivia, our researcher.

1:04:14And you can follow us at Snarkbait Pod on Instagram. I'm at Soph underscore Ross. Christy is at ChristyNoel underscore underscore. Again, if you want more, we have Patreon episodes every Wednesday at patreon.com slash snarkbaitpod. And yeah, I think that's it. I think. Thanks guys for listening. We'll see you on the next one. Bye. Bye.

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