Dark Energy Tuesday (Taylor Swift’s Encore, Reality TV Talk)

27:25And I feel like her nepotism and the way that she's navigated fame makes me like her even more. Yeah, me too. She has been such a fashion plate lately too. Doing press for, I guess it's Verity. Yeah. And she just kills it every time. She's so hot. Did you hear her cameo on role model song? no but remember when they were dating and did you see that role model was just linked to hunter shaffer yep yep i did i did and i didn't they were briefly dating and now she's with mgk she's with mgk oh yeah yes you've been offline for a week so you probably have oh my god wait oh that's so crazy no no so sophie do you want to know what's crazy so before patient zero was even announced that she was in the video dumois posted dakota johnson's scene leaving taylor swift's apartment with mgk in tow and everyone's like that's one less original sentence i'll ever see like it was like so wild they're like three people i would have never expected dakota johnson taylor swift mgk yeah oh i'm so glad i'm breaking this to you on air oh my god sophie's hand is over her mouth she's actually shocked you guys i actually like can't process this information and apparently megan fox was telling it was like fans or people like in megan fox's team note that she's very concerned for Dakota Johnson now that she's linked with MGK, her ex.

28:49She's concerned. No, I know. No, isn't that weird? Oh my God, I'm scared. You go from Chris Martin, okay, which is like, okay, you seem like a normal guy, a well-adjusted gentleman. Yeah. To role model, which is, huh, kind of random, but like. Sure, why not? Sure. Also, there's a bit of an age gap, but love that for you, Queen. and then to MGK. Like, she's going like this. I know. It's like, and like I said, she's so hot. She could get anyone she wanted. She needs like a financier, a la Sophie Turner. Someone who's not thirsty. Someone who's just like a hard worker, makes some good money. Yeah, like I don't understand her taste.

29:30But you know what? As Taylor Swift would say, I like what I like. And I like, he likes what he likes. He likes what he likes. Please. Please. Please. So the patient music video, I think that Taylor looked incredible. Everyone looked incredible. I love the backdrops. I love the wardrobe. I love how it was like succession type wealth, the beautiful home, the fancy parties. Like everything looked good. And there are so many theories online and I can't actually figure out which one is correct because they all actually seem legitimate. it obviously the first one being the most common like uh theory is that this song is about sophie turner and joe jonas yes because right when you know she did write about joe jonas and said i used to i forgot what the lyric is but she's like i had an axe to grind with my exes but now i give their babies presents so everyone's like oh so she's good with joe jonas we assume that was that the lyric was about joe yes but remember when sophie turner and him divorced and she was seen out and about taylor like non-stop so everyone was like oh this is probably about sophie and joe easy answer but there's also a couple of other theories that i just wanted to point out people could thought that it could potentially be about halsey calling taylor swift about maddie healy i saw that as a theory calling her like because halsey dated maddie healy oh sorry this was before her and maddie healy got back together in 2023 this is like in the interim period in that decade that like they were being in a situation ship so or they think it could be about from Selena's POV and Haley calling Selena about Justin, which honestly, I could buy that.

31:07People also think it could be about Scooter Braun or Scott Borchetta, which I actually very much believe this could be a theory. This is a very strong theory. And this is not because when I listened to the song, I thought this, watching the music video, I'm like, oh, shit, this is a huge Easter egg and I'll get into that. Or could it potentially be about Taylor's relationship with alcohol? remember like in reputation she talked a lot about drinking she talks about drinking a lot in midnights and then the first lyric of fortnight is i was a functioning alcoholic until i was a functioning alcoholic till nobody noticed my new aesthetic so then we're like whoa taylor admitting she was a functioning alcoholic for a period of time that's news but there's a lot of imagery within the video that points to this theory that it could be like a metaphor for her relationship with alcohol.

31:56So Colin kind of like would represent alcohol and like his relationship like with someone who's a narcissist, crazy person, it's intoxicating at first. Like you lean on alcohol and it does actually work for you for a period of time. It does help you kind of like push your demons aside until it no longer does work. And Dakota and Colin are intoxicated with one another. Colin seemingly poisons Dakota's drink, which leads her to fall out at this party and then embarrassing her. And then he calls her out for it in the car ride home. And it's like a really scary scene. Actually, he's like very abusive and narcissistic and scary.

32:27And then there's a subsequent scene of Dakota stumbling over a toilet like she's vomiting from the alcohol. So, I don't know. I thought that was an interesting theory. But I also think it's possible for the song to be about multiple people because she often will do this with her songs. I think LOML is a perfect example that we talk about on Thursday's episode where the entire thing, I think, is about Maddie. And there's like one singular lyric that makes me think it's about joe and on first listen i was like oh ellen you're the loss of my life i'm like that has to be about joe she was with him for like almost a decade but then the all the lyrics point to maddie except one single lyric but there were some easter eggs okay so could this song actually be about scooter brawn and yael cohen so in the very end when they shoot to taylor swift's head gravestone the head headstone the date is 1986 to 2022 and if you guys didn't know yael cohen scooter bronze ex-wife was born in 86 and scooter and yael divorced in 2022 huh so i was like that seems kind of intentional like taylor's was born in 89 so like why would she choose to have an 86 right birthday that was very very odd that's definitely intentional right and then there was like this long table in the music video when dakota and colin are fighting and i immediately thought of the tolerated set on the aries tour like immediately and then i went on reddit of people discussing the song and everyone else had that theory too it's like a long table where um they're on either side of it also taylor's been teasing this song for months remember that marishka hargitay snl thing when she was like saccharide aries from the vineyard north or south saccharide is a synonym for sugar which is the show that colin feral stars in on apple tv aries is the zodiac sign of the rams and quarterback matthew stafford of the rams makes a quick cameo in this video from the vineyard is a literal old french english translation of to of the vine or from the vineyard and car de la vene stars in the video and she is colin farrell's mistress and then north or south i think is the most obvious dakota johnson dakota north dakota south dakota so i thought there's like just a bunch of little things not not today jigsaw i'm not in the mood I remember when you told me that you're like Taylor Swift's like the Swifties are like she is Jigsaw from Saw.

34:46She's Jigsaw. Like she's like riding around on her little bicycle. Oh my God. Like not today. And I was just like oh my God. So I'm curious. What do you think is the most compelling theory about all these Easter eggs? Like I actually think the Scooter Braun is like. That the 1986 gravestone that actually is that's definitely an intentional Easter egg obviously. So what is the connection there? Is it, Yael Cohen? Yeah, because remember in Draw the Cat Eye Sharp Enough to Kill a Man? And that's about, everyone thinks, about when Yael divorced Scooter, or sorry, when Scooter divorced because he's the one who actually filed.

35:23Did she call Taylor? That's from Midnight's, right? Correct. Vigilante shit. That's when it started to go downhill. there are there were some um you know uh saving graces on that album for sure maroon best song ever i think that's one for strongest songs what else um you're on your own kid i love that song yeah there are some good ones kid but like that's when she started writing in memes like what do you mean draw the cat eye sharp sharp enough to kill a man like that is like a a meme. Like, that's a long time. She did not come up with that. Oh, Lavender Haze. Oh, yeah. So good. Sweet Nothing.

36:08Like, there are some great songs on that album. But that's when the songwriting started to go downhill. Yeah. No, I, well, no, I don't agree. But. Because then, because then on Life of a Showgirl, you know, when she goes, oh, my God, What were some of her like worst lyrics on Life of a Showgirl? Oh, Eldest Daughter was so stupid. Wishless. Stupid. Which is like, I want a neighborhood that looks exactly like Travis. Got the whole block looking like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought Eldest Daughter was going to be some like magical song because it was number five and it was probably one of her worst songs ever.

36:51Which one? Eldest Daughter. Oh, oh, okay. I have a lyric from Life of a Show Girl that, again, is like she's talking in common freezes. Did you girl boss too close to the sun? Oh, yeah. Did you girl boss too close to the sun? It's just not deep. And also the talk singing that she's doing now. Her new thing is like the talk singing that she does on Cleveland. And it's like what happened to like the vocals. And Patient Zero as well. The bridge is just all, I heard you. Like it's, I don't like that. I was telling Snarkbait Girls that it's giving Sam Hunt because Sam Hunt loves to yap in his videos and not sing.

37:31And it drives me absolutely bonkers. Yeah. Like, Taylor, you don't need to do that. And then also, I saw this pointed out and I thought this was really interesting. Tolerate It is like one of my favorite Taylor Swift songs of all time. And in Tolerate It, she says, my love should be celebrated, but you tolerate it. And then in Cleveland, she says, you just have to find the one person that doesn't find you completely insufferable. It's like, wait, so he's just tolerating you? Yeah. Again, it's doubling. It's continuing to focus and magnify the negatives. People find you completely insufferable.

38:06They think that you can't hold down a man. They call you a whore. They say you have a fat ass. Like, you know what I mean? It's like, it's surface level. um one other thing that i wanted to talk about is so i got dinner with katie janella from real housewives of orange county first of all queen she assigned to the same podcast network um cloud 10 of bravo's most wanted and she is so sweet but you want to know like she spilled a lot of tea and i won't talk about it publicly but what i will say is you know what she actually had to say that i found was totally shocking what guess who was the most genuine on the ensemble cast of oc like you know most of them like gina emily heather tamra vicky yeah yeah yeah even though i haven't watched it like right like you're familiar with all these players yes out of all them who is the most genuine and normal genuine and real a la maddie pruitt heather dubrow uh she said that she was a second most normal but no who tamra which i was like i refuse to believe that no i refuse to believe it she was like no like tamra is so sweet like she still checks checks in on me like she's even though she has nothing to gain from that by the way tamra has nothing to gain from reaching out to katie katie's not off the show she was shocking that's shocking because tamra is a horrible person in my eyes but you know what sure why i know but i think that like you know i was also thinking about it tamra has had she's not an og oc housewife but she's like pretty damn close she has a really really top every time i go to our charts because it's we do tv and film in a pod always number number like number two and she also has like a very successful cbd company that olivia loves loves she's like you know like the products are actually like stellar Yeah.

39:58That woman is probably low-key. She's low-key so wealthy. Like, I think it's kind of like covert. You know what? I think they needed, she needed to close Cut Fitness in order to focus on the real moneymakers. Oh, my God. I forgot. I love how Ben and Mike, when they always call him a Cut Fitness. Yeah. Instead of saying the C word on Watch What Crappens, they call it a Cut Fitness. I know. But yeah. Are you still keeping up with OC this season? Unfortunately, it's actually horrible. Oh, my God. I've only heard horrible things, so I have no FOMO about not keeping up with OC. Salt Lake City just premiered its sixth season.

40:37It's been two episodes now, and I am loving it. It is just, I mean, it's just one of the best franchises out there right now. It is so, so, so good. The cast is perfect, even though Heather Gay is annoying as hell. I really wouldn't change anything about the cast. And that is so rare to say. And then Next Gen NYC also wrapped up. Dude, I started watching. Oh, my God. Wait, are you watching the first season or the second? No, I'm just starting right to the second. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, it's so good. Unbelievable. Yeah, it's so good. I can't even imagine. So good. I can't believe I've been sitting on this.

41:16Like, I'm upset. Yeah, I'm so happy that you're finally watching it. So they just wrapped up with their reunion part two. And, oh, my God, it was like the funniest hot mic moment. Spoiler alert for Christy, because I know you're behind. No, it's OK. Where we know that Charlie and Ariana like hook up. Yeah. He's gross. I know. So this season is all about Ariana balancing or like trying to figure out between Liam, Charlie. Liam, who's like the nice guy that's obsessed with her, Charlie, the bad boy, and then her ex, Hudson. And she obviously hooks up with Charlie. And then at the reunion, she's like, no, I wasn't in love with Charlie.

41:56And Charlie's like, OK, I'm not going to say, like, something that will out you, something that will embarrass you. And so then probably realizing that his mic is hot, he's talking to Ava, like, when they take a break. And he goes, she did love me because you know what she said. And Ava's like, what? Stop. Oh, my God. You make my pussy tingle. What does that have to do with love? Those are completely not synonymous at all. You can make someone's pussy tingle and them not be in love with you. Yeah. What? That's just called being horny. That's called being horny. Yeah. What are you talking about?

42:33That's called being attracted to you. That has nothing to do with her being in love with you. Like, what are you talking about? He obviously just wanted to embarrass her. I love Liam. Sorry. I love Liam. I know. He's Karen Culkin. Speaking of Ben and Ronnie, they do an amazing Liam impression where you're just like, do they? Yeah, like, I'm an actor, so, uh. You need to listen. I'm an actor. That's what we call it in the biz. So, I did quite the deep dive, because when I started season two, I don't know who any of these people are, right? And I know who Gia Giudice is, Ariana Bierman, but I didn't know any of these other people.

43:09So, I did deep dive on all their parents. Do you know who's the richest? Hudson. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Hudson's a billionaire. Billionaire, billionaire, billionaire family. I also was just on the Bravo Investigator podcast where she walks me through a deep dive of Charlie Zaccor's entire background and upbringing and his parents. So that, if you're interested in, is on the Bravo Investigator. And we dive into all things Charlie and why he is the way he is. It kind of makes a lot of sense that he is kind of a fuck up. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. He, to me, I was talking, I have two guests saying over my best friend Emily and her husband, and they just started watching Next Gen.

43:50And I was like, Sophie always tells me to watch it. So like, no, you got to watch it. Start with season two. I was like, okay, okay, I'll do it. And me and Emily were talking, we're like, he, I'll say it without saying it. He gives me what Emrata's husband was giving. Charlie? Yes. Oh, yeah. That there's like something like you're not just going over there at 4 a.m. for weed. Like he, I think, is some sort of. He's slinging. I'm not I'm not saying. Yeah, I'm not saying accusing him of being like a drug dealer, but he definitely they are partaking. And that's why that's that's what they're not saying.

44:27They're not going over there to smoke weed. Right. like especially in this day and age like you can get weed in new york yeah no 100 anywhere like yeah um so that is that a next gen nyc wait i do know who else i think is cute i love liam and i love shy listen oh shy is a cutie and they're so cute i love shy he's such a cutie i love him too and um i really hate how okay so at the reunion they talk about how they went on this bahamas trip that charlie planned and they left out georgia and even though georgia would piss me off probably to be around in person no they didn't invite her i like feel bad like i feel like they don't like georgia they don't like shy but um but you know what the cast works so they gotta they They got to stick with it.

45:23Do you think Georgia and Shy will be asked? Because wasn't this Shy's first season? No, Shy was on season one, but in a very, very, very, he was like friend of Charlie's roommate, I believe, who's who's not on the show in season two. So, yeah, I think Shy will be asked back. First of all, he was sitting in front of Georgia on the couch, which I thought was shocking because Georgia is not only a fan favorite, but like I thought was involved in a good amount of the drama this season. So I was surprised by that. I think that Georgia will 100%. Yeah, they'll both be ass back, I think. And what else?

45:58Oh, I know you're probably not watching this, but you need to, is Trader's New Blood. Oh, yeah. Like, I think it's because it's not celebrities. Oh, my God. But it's so good. I just finished turning point, though, by the way. I'm obsessed. Oh, finally. I know. Obsessed. We moved on, Christy. No. That was months ago. We've moved on. No, literally. I never, here I am like fucking like a clown watching OC and I'm not watching. No, you need to watch Traders New Blood, you guys. So like, if you don't know, I am obsessed with every season of the Traders internationally. And Traders UK is Civilians also.

46:34And there's something so good about the civilian seasons because they actually need the money. Yeah. And you don't have preconceived notions about them. Like with the celebrities, I feel like it's like, oh no, the housewives are banding together. Oh, no, like this housewife is acting weird or whatever it is. Like they don't know each other. There are no preconceived notions. It is so good. I love it. There have been four episodes. They've dropped like two and then two. And there's not a new episode this week, which pisses me off because they ended the last episode on a cliffhanger. But so I think the next episode is the week of like October.

47:07I think it's October 8th. Anyway, you need to watch it, Chrissy, so we can talk about it. I am obsessed with Traitor's New Blood. It is so good. Yeah, Traders is, I'm really excited for the new celebrity season. I was dying when you posted the cast on our Instagram and you commented, Craig's going to be so confused. He's going to be so confused. And he's also going to be the worst faithful alive. And so he wants to be a traitor so badly, you know? No, no, no. But he's going to be a faithful and he is going to be the worst faithful we've ever seen. He's going to be a Colton. And so therefore, he will make it to the end because the traders are going to be like, yeah, we need this dumbass.

47:45He'll never figure us out. You know, that's the frustrating thing about traders. And I think we've talked about this. The way that like traders will always have the upper hand. They need to change it because I feel like they need to encourage people to be better. Yes. Yeah. So the good thing about traders new blood is that they actually have some new things that are making it. They have clues about who the traders are revealed at certain points. And they add money to the prize pot when you banish a trader. So, again, there's incentive there to banish traders instead of trying to keep them around so you can stay on their good side.

48:22Oh, see, that's brilliant. Yes, that is going to up the stakes and make a better, more fair game, in my opinion. I highly recommend you guys. And, again, if you have not watched Traders UK, it's arguably better than – and not just the celebrity. There's a celebrity season that's really good. But I think it's four civilian seasons, all on Peacock. Claudia Winkleman is host. Arguably better than Alan Cumming is host. She is so fucking funny. Yeah, she is. I did watch Traitors UK season one where Aaron from Little Island. She always goes, the traitors are laughing at you. She's always just deadpan.

48:57Oh, my God. I love her so much. I just love the traitors, you guys. I love it. Chrissy, didn't you apply for this new blood? No. And now you're not even watching? No, I wanted to apply and me and Sarah had this whole plan and I was like, I just don't even have, I don't have the will to record. So we never ended up doing it. Oh, damn it. I know. I know. I should have. Also, did you watch like the VMAs last night? I didn't. I didn't. But I just want to say that speaking of Taylor Swift, she looked incredible. Oh, dude, yeah. I mean. Yeah. Yeah, she did. She did. I love her. She looked really good.

49:34I did not watch, but yeah, she looked great. And she got presented the new, it was like the Visionary Director Award. It's a brand new award. Artist Director Award presented by Dakota Johnson. And apparently this was a new, brand new award. And it was exclusively for her. That they made exclusively for Taylor Swift. So yeah, but curious what your guys' thoughts are on, I know you guys will tell us your thoughts on the encore. I'm sure a lot of you loved it. So I'm sorry that I did it. No, I think you were - Actually, you know what? I'm not sorry. I'm allowed to have an opinion. Opposing sides, which is good.

50:14Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say too about the artist director thing. One last thing on that. Emily, my friend that sang with me, we were talking about it right before we recorded. She thinks there's theories on Twitter that Taylor is going to start just moving into full directorial like movies and this was her because she every music video that she does it's always like written by taylor swift directed by taylor swift produced by taylor swift like it's always that and she's like i bet you she's going to try and like direct movies and and just direct movies and not make music probably both honestly but she has talked about how much she loves directing like all of her music videos are directed by her i saw a clip of i think it was karma was it car karma's you got a friend see again that's when the lyrics started to go downhill midnights yeah um but that music video with ice spice and it was a clip going around of her being like so the cat that you're holding will turn into the like um fortune what's it called the ball crystal ball yeah yeah yeah the crystal yeah it was like a horrible transition but she says it Like it's so like it's like the smartest idea in the whole world.

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54:21um okay do you have a dark energy object this week um honestly i've been you know i've been doing good i'm on some new shit so no oh my god i'm so proud of you yeah so what's yours mine is people who loudly slurp on their drinks just just sip it like a normal person wait i have some coffee left i'm i'm so sorry i'm going to like demonstrate a little bit okay oh yeah yeah yeah i was at the airport yesterday so many people every time like that like that every time someone was sitting next to me i could hear their slurps why do you have to slurp it like that just drink it like a normal person Right.

55:11Because it's always like when there's like a speck left, shoot it. Yeah. Yeah. No, that is annoying. You don't need to sip it. Or slurp it, I mean. Slurp it. What's your LEO? Light energy object. I have two. So speaking of airports, picking one airline and sticking with it for the rest of your life. For me, it's Delta. Did you hear about United? How, trigger warning, there was a woman on a United flight who was sitting next to a man who was masturbating. what and she got up and she told the flight attendants and she's like i don't want to sit there they were like there's no other seat so you gotta sit there and then like i guess you could just file a police report made her sit next to this man and there was no disciplinary action taken by the airline towards this man um it is like again just one of the many stories in the news lately that is very triggering as a woman.

56:07So fuck you, United. I'm a Delta. That's fucking crazy. I know it's disgusting. I am a Delta girl for life. And it just makes like upgrading, like I was able to upgrade my flights and like during, you know, these really, really, really hard moments in life when you're flying home for not so fun reasons. And I'm like, if there's any time to upgrade myself it's right now and i'm able to upgrade for really cheap these days because i have been such a loyal delta girly for so long and shout out to henry for for turning me into a loyal delta girly so highly recommend choosing one airline and like just sticking with it forever no i completely make your life so what's your airline united unfortunately oh no no because you know the reason for that is because when i lived in san francisco like delta is more of an east coast like uh the hub is like more east coast but like when i lived in sf all the flights back to oc were always united were the cheapest you know i've just gotten so much loyalty and i have a credit card so it like i get so many perks from being so i completely agree like having one airline because when i i think i talked about this last week when i went to london my flight with virgin atlantic was just canceled like and they try to rebook me on a flight with a layover to seattle to London and the layover was one hour and I was like get the fuck out of here like so then I ended up just I just used my own money and I purchased a direct flight with United from LA to London and I was out like a lot of money but I was like I'm not gonna risk not getting to London and wasting a second day by missing a layover god forbid it was yeah I completely agree so me and my mom were saying like because we're gonna go back to London for like um in a couple months we're like we're never not doing United.

57:56Yeah, I remember also every time I visited you, there's no Delta flights going to John Wayne Gacy Airport.

58:05Or whatever it's called. What's it called?

58:12What's the airport called? It's just John Wayne. John Wayne Gacy. John Wayne Gacy.

58:27yeah that's a true random sean no and like apparently it's like a revolt who is he john wayne no but like john wayne was like a low-key like not even low-key the kai kee a racist so people in orange county are like trying to revolt against like changing who even was he i think he was like a i don't know i think he was like a man that like liked to ride horses and like like he had a big bow that people like hold on sean way what the fuck oh he was an actor oh and he was in western and war movies i'm fucking dying john wayne kids like who even is he no i know like are we supposed to know too yeah oh speaking of like murders um did you you didn't watch the new season of american horror story did you uh i watched the first episode oh my god it's so bad no like what's going on it's so bad there's absolutely no plot and it's just revisiting like the older seasons and the older characters it's emma roberts going surprise bitch like it's trying to have like iconic moments but there is absolutely no plot so yeah it's i watched the first episode and the entire plot was him going one two three counting to 13 it's like we get it it is so so so bad but my other leo is 90s slash early 2000s erotic thrillers.

59:52I watched Unfaithful and Double Jeopardy recently. Basic Instinct is another one. Like, they are just so good. And it was back when movies were, like, a very concise, like, I feel like 90 minutes, you know? Like, movies were not bloated or overly long. Just exactly what you need. Everything is, you know, straight to the point. Just pure entertainment. When you wrote that, I was thinking of Fatal Attraction with Glenn Close. yes bunny boiler that one is crazy yeah that's a great one they're just so what's your what's your guys's favorite like erotic thriller from the 90s or early 2000s i'm still talking about john wayne casey like i don't get it why do i know that they talk about john wing as if like he's an american president like we don't know who that is yeah like what he was some like spaghetti western actor yeah like okay it's like we have enough of those okay we don't need to like name an airport after him again right i heard he's a racist so people are trying to get it removed so fuck that um okay my leo was when i was in london i was taking such good photos of my friend that i was traveling with and we were at big ben and i found on tiktok which by the way tiktok is such a good place for you to find like spots that aren't necessarily like littered with tourists so people aren't in your photo.

1:01:18So I followed this girl's instructions. We had like a really good viewpoint of Big Ben where no one was around. And I was like directing Angie. I was like, okay, now turn to your right. Now laugh a little. Put your head back. Okay, now put your hand on. Like I was telling her what to do and like she had great pictures and she just posted. I'm like, yeah, look what I did for you. So anyways, as I was doing this for my girlfriend, these two guys came out to me and they tapped me and go, excuse me, miss. Do you mind doing exactly what you're doing for her, for us? And I was like, yeah. Yeah. And then the same thing happened at Tower Bridge.

1:01:49This young woman, she barely spoke English. And she went out to me. She said, can you please do what you're doing for her for me? And we were taking such good photos. Like, you know, at this time, you know, we're not leaving until the routine is clean, you know? Yeah. That's a mitzvah, as we say. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a good deed. Yeah. So I just felt really good. especially because i feel like asking people to take a picture of me or asking someone to take a picture of me and whoever i'm with is always so embarrassing for no reason no it shouldn't be embarrassing but it's it's really nice when the person is very enthusiastic about it like when i get someone to take a picture of like you know if me and henry are traveling like it's so funny on our honeymoon we have like maybe one picture of us that isn't a selfie because we just never asked anyone to take it's so embarrassing and like men won't ask they don't care yeah exactly so So, and then when you have someone take your iPhone and they're like, I took 30.

1:02:44I'm like, perfect. Thank you. Or they took 30 and it's like, have you seen those TikToks? It's like when I ask my husband to take photos of me and my girlfriend. And it's always like, and it's like the guy like shaking like, okay, okay. And like all the girlfriends, I look humongous. Why would you take that photo? Like everyone just like crucifying him because it's like, yeah, it's a big job. It is a big job. It's serious. It's serious. so yeah guys that's that on that again merch patreon what else sub stack every friday um all that is in our show notes so yeah anything else i think that's it thank you guys for being here.

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