Dark Energy Tuesday (Tom Sandoval, West Wilson, Kylie Jenner, Tayvis Wedding, Love Island)

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30:15Okay, so another Bravo story that I quickly want to touch on is the Ladies of London reboot getting canceled. And I am devastated by this because I loved the show. I thought it was so, the cast was so perfect. Even though Margot sucked, Kimmy scared me, all of them played their part. And they also all had like history together. And even though it didn't get like the highest rating, I think it just needed time to grow and become a juggernaut. Like, it just needed time. It already, like, garnered, like, a cult following with Bravo fans. It just needed time to garner a bigger following. But the rumor is that it's canceled because Margot Stilley, who is famously the villain from the reboot, is suing the production company.

31:01And this is all just alleged. apparently she was spewing way more homophobia towards Mark Francis than what was included in the final edit. And in which case I'm like, well, if she was even more homophobic than what was shown, why is she suing? Shouldn't she be happy that like they cut out the rest of her homophobia? And obviously she had, you know, calling him a weirdo and saying he was prancing away. And there were comments that were definitely homophobic, but that is the rumor. And she also has had her Instagram deactivated for like a month and a half. So she didn't deactivate her Instagram when these rumors started.

31:38Her Instagram has been deactivated. And I was talking to trigger warning Ryan Bailey about this. And he said that he does not think these rumors are true, that apparently Margot was excited for another season of the show, even though she was the villain. She was kind of like embracing it. I don't know if I believe that. But that apparently was a very, very, very expensive show to make and it didn't have like a huge return because the ratings weren't that high and now because of Real Housewives of London they're thinking that they are going to take the fan favorites from Ladies of London and like maybe like Kimmy and Martha and move them over to Real Housewives of London which is going to debut on Peacock I think like very soon within the next month um so those are the rumors and then also Martha and Martha did you you didn't watch Ladies of London.

32:29I did watch it. I didn't finish it. I just feel like because with the tour, I got so busy, but it was really good. I think I watched like episodes. It's really, really, really good. And Martha is like London's Sonia Morgan. Yeah. And her magpie, her bird, Hecate, she posted the day after the news broke that the show was getting canceled that Hecate had tragically drowned and died. I know. It's so sad. Yeah. Oh, no. And I know it's so, so, so sad. So feeling really, really, really sad. I also follow Lottie on Instagram. And Lottie was really sad about the news. It seems like they're all very sad.

33:12And like, so are we. I want to know. Hecate was such a, it was such a like focal point of Martha's like home. and she's just so quirky and weird, but that's why we love her. Martha was my favorite. Yeah, I feel really, really, really sad about this news. What do you guys think? Do you think it's because of Margot Stilley's alleged lawsuit where she's suing the production company allegedly? Which also, like, I thought they had to sign contracts where they, like, couldn't sue. Yeah, you sign away your life when you go on these shows, legitimately. I don't know, though. I agree to any edit that is granted to me, boom, signed, sealed, delivered.

33:48I don't know, you guys. What do you guys think? Let us know. Speaking of lawsuits, can we talk about Kylie Jenner's housekeeper filing a suit against her? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is like actually devastating. Trigger warning. This is really sad pregnancy loss. But this woman who was Kylie Jenner's private chef since 2024, November of 2024, she filed last week in L.A. Superior Court alleging basically workplace conditions that caused her to miscarry. So the complaint alleges that this woman who has worked with Kylie since 2024 routinely worked 11 to 12 hour shifts five days a week and was assigned physically demanding tasks despite alerting her supervisors to her high risk pregnancy.

34:29And she also named some of her supervisors as a defendant. She says that she notified them, hey, I'm three months pregnant and I'm requiring reasonable accommodations to protect my health and the child's life. And on years even 2024, supervisors had allegedly been very hostile to this chef. And they directed her to lift and transport heavy items across the street and uphill without assistance. And after doing such lifting and transporting, this head chef suffered physical exertion and she started to gasp for air. And it was so severe that security personnel like ran to her and offered her water, offered her aid.

35:04She was clearly unwell and three months pregnant at the time. Fast forward a couple months later in February of 2025, Kylie Jenner was having a birthday party for Stormy or what's the other one? Air? Air, yeah. Yeah. And they were having this big birthday bash. And this woman alleges that she wasn't provided adequate support despite the scale and demands of the party. She claims that when she asked for help and expressed concern over the workload, she was just ignored by her supervisors. And she says that due to exhaustion and overwhelming physical strain, I broke down emotionally in the bathroom during the event.

35:36That evening, she ended up experiencing extreme physical exhaustion and heaviness throughout her body as a result of the prolonged and intense workload. And that next morning, while the former chef was still in Palm Springs working the event, the filing states that she woke experiencing severe hemorrhaging and drove herself to the ER. And at the hospital, she was informed that there was no detectable heartbeat and that she had lost her unborn child. and as if this whole event wasn't traumatic enough for her, she wasn't experiencing mental and physical pain, her supervisors reprimanded her for leaving the kitchen in disarray after this birthday party.

36:08Like, oh, you just suffered a severe traumatic, you know, pregnancy loss and sorry, you left the kitchen in disarray. So let's give you a slap on the wrist for that. And she says that she suffered severe hemorrhaging again just three days later on February 8th and collapsed in her bathroom. And she says she suffered severe depression and emotional distress and claimed that a supervisor reprimanded her saying, stop it, just stop it. You're upsetting Kylie. You are making her depressed. And she was subsequently terminated from her position as the head chef. And she says that she was suffering accommodation failures, pregnancy discrimination and harassment.

36:43She was misclassified as working as an independent contractor. I guess she thinks she was W-2'd. She says she was not paid in time or she was not compensated appropriately for the appropriate hours worked. And therefore, she was wrongfully terminated. And what's even more insidious is guess who the head chef ended up sending the complaint to? Fucking Tristar was listed as one of the defendants. Tristar being Lou Taylor's company, the woman that put Britney Spears into a conservatorship. Oh, my God. And this is not the first employee that has filed suit against Kylie Jenner. Kylie, yes. And it's like one of those things where I feel like when you have the wealth that Kylie Jenner has, I mean, you have money at your disposal.

37:22You're taking private jets. You have multiple homes. You have estates for that matter. I think for an event of the size of your child's birthday party, which we all know, the car jenners always pull out all stops. Yeah. Hire more people to help with the event. Maybe they may not be directly working for you. Hire a catering company. Hire people that can move shit for you. Don't hire, don't ask your workers who are pregnant to lift and manage things uphill. Like, what are you thinking? And just to me, from what I've heard, it sounds like the car jenners historically don't compensate their staff appropriately.

37:56Like, that's just what I've heard. There's that infamous video of, like, Khloe Kardashian surprising her, one of, like, her housekeepers with a birthday party. And it was, like, a single balloon and, like, a birthday cake when, like, they have an entire shelf of Birkins, like, that they're always hawking on Instagram and showing to everyone. It's like, you can't even give your, the help, I don't know, more significant pay or hiring more people to produce workload. You have the money and the means to treat your employees very, very, very well. But instead, you're doing this. And again, it's like, it'd be one thing if there were just like one.

38:28Even this is really bad, obviously, but this is a pattern for Kylie Jenner. She keeps getting sued by her former employees for mistreatment. Yes. And, but you guys, she's a girl's girl because she told us like what her breast implant size was. Yeah. She's such a girl's girl. Right. Like, please. And the other thing that Kylie is having a very bad week of PR. I don't know if you saw this discourse about she's the new ambassador for like the meta glasses. Yes. First of all, that should be fucking illegal. These meta creep glasses. This is not, like, why is this a normal thing in our society that we're just, like, accepting as normal?

39:04Honestly, every time I think of those stupid fucking glasses, I think of that guy. The solid core guy. Anthony Festa or whatever his name is. Anthony Festa. Is that his name? Festa, I think. Festa, yeah. Yeah, on TikTok, the solid core guy that was, like, filming his solid core glasses with his meta glasses. He was crazy. Yeah. And it's, like, why are we accepting this as like a thing? Like we already live in a surveillance state. Like why are we doing this to each other? This is horrible. Yeah, it is. And I think the even insidiousness, we did an entire episode on Patreon about going back to Lou Taylor and the Trisor of it all.

39:42I forgot which episode was this. Was it like a, we went deep into the Lou Taylor and the Kardashian and Britney Spears kind of triangle. I was trying to look it up yesterday. Let me see. I'm going to try to find which one you're talking about. Basically, there's a lot of allegations that Skims was so lucrative because basically Trisor funneled money from Britney Spears' conservatorship into Skims. Was it the Corey Gamble episode? Oh, I think you actually are right. I think you're right. That's not on Patreon. No, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're right. Yes, yes. Our Corey Gamble episode, we go deep into the Lou Taylor of it all.

40:20But obviously people are talking about how these glasses are going to be used very nefariously for nefarious reasons. Obviously, women, children like are going to be the biggest victims of these creep glasses. And then you have Kylie Jenner being the ambassador for them. Right. And I was reading the responses and Kylie was like or not Kylie, excuse me. Mehta was like, well, you know, when we're recording you, there's like three lights that shine on the side. It's like, dude, whatever. People are going in and filming people all the time. I know it's really creepy when I see it. Now I'm going to have to every time I see someone with glasses.

40:53I don't want to have to discriminate against people who wear glasses. I don't want to have to do that. But now I'm going to have to. And they have all these like new styles now. They have like stylish ones. Like, please. Your tortoiseshell like chic creep glasses. Creep glasses. Fuck off. It's so ridiculous. I like can't believe this is a thing. And yeah. Yeah, so between that and the lawsuit, Kylie Jenner not having good PR right now. Deservedly. You know, say what you want about Taylor Swift. That woman treats her staff down to the people that are like hauling all the equipment for the heiress tour from city to city, like the truck drivers.

41:33She gave them such good bonuses and she treats them so well. She wrote a handwritten letter to every single individual that was on the heiress tour helping. Say what you want about her. She compensates her staff appropriately. She's kind to them. she talks to them as if they are like they are equals which you know like when you're around a big pop star it's intimidating yeah she talks to them as if that they're her friend and i love that about her and you know what this is why i love taylor swift okay this is why and i'm not the biggest i'm not the biggest taylor swift fan but that says it all if you treat people right like that says everything yeah so what do you think of like the wedding yeah so i guess there was a lot of allegations and theories that Taylor and Travis were going to get married on June 13th because 13 is a notorious, like, her favorite number.

42:18It's been her favorite number since, like, she first came out of debut. But I guess the wedding was, in fact, going to be in Rhode Island, which everyone theorized. But they ended up pivoting due to security reasons because they said, listen, Rhode Island's not fit for that kind of scaled event and the nature of the access. And, like, at this place, Ocean House and Westerly, the perimeters were too difficult. Yeah, that's where Olivia Culpo and Christian McCaffrey got married. It's, like, very, a very very very beautiful venue got it yeah i do know that they got married in rhode island so that makes a lot of sense but they were like they ultimately switched it up to new york because you know the plans had to change because it became a huge event but i guess stevie nicks and tim mcgraw are set to perform and secondly speaking of tim mcgraw who's like a country artist who she had on fearless taylor's version as well as on debut or not on debut she wrote a song called Tim McGraw.

43:06But I guess that TS-13 people are theorizing is going to be a country album. So I guess that Taylor Swift reportedly hosted a bunch of VIPs like in the country music world at Andrea's house, her mother, in Nashville during CMA last week. And I Knew It, I Knew, is a country song. And at Taitan University last week, she performed Love Story, which people were kind of confused about because they're like, if she were releasing a country album, why was she wearing a black dress? You know, they love to throw in Easter eggs because Taylor herself throws Easter eggs in all the time. She's wearing a black dress, which is a nod to reputation, not debut.

43:38But in my mind, I'm like, one, is she still releasing Taylor's versions anymore because she ended up purchasing her master's back? Yeah, I thought she was like done with that. Me too. But people are still saying that like, okay, is she going to do debut? Is she going to rewrite debut? Or is she going to do a country album altogether? I know I'm going in so many circles. But one, I hope that she really does end up doing a country album because I love country music and a nod to debut would be amazing. And number two, I'm fully in on these MSG rumors. I think it's actually happening. It sounds like it is.

44:10And I know that so many Swifties are like in denial, but it sounds like it really is going to be an MSG. It's so crazy. But I guess there's so many, like you said, it's like highly secure. But okay. Yes. Yes. I understand that part that like you can have, you know, all the security you need with MSG. You have the metal detectors. No one is getting in or out of MSG. But she's worth over$2 billion. Can't you like literally rent a private island? Like you can do something so much more romantic. And then I think also the fact that like all of these streets around MSG are going to be shut down during the holiday weekend.

44:51And if you guys know MSG's location in Manhattan, it's right by Penn Station, which is like the major train station. And so people are already like annoyed about her inconveniencing everyone by having her wedding at MSG when she could really have it. I know she couldn't have it anywhere because she is, she needs something secure as the most famous person in the world, but she could have a fucking private island. She could. Actually, now that you say that, a private island would make so much sense. Like, remember when - And it'd be so much more romantic than a fucking stadium. Yeah. No, 100%. Remember, it was Kim, right, for her 40th.

45:24She rented an island during COVID, and everyone was like, read the fucking room. It was like, yeah, April 2020 or something. It was crazy. It was like right when we were like, hey, we're all locked up. Hey, what are you doing? Like, no, that was actually crazy. I remember in her Instagram caption, Kim was like, we all got tested before we jumped onto the island. Sure you did. Sure you did, Kim. And also, none of them are wearing masks. Then you see, like, the help in the background all wearing masks. Yeah, that was bad. Again, the help. Like, my God. I know. And, like, I feel like we go through phases where we're like, yeah, Timmy and Kylie stan them.

46:02Yeah, Kim Kardashian, actually, like, she's not so bad. And then they remind us over and over again why they're actually, like, some of the most evil people on the planet. Yeah, listen to our Corey Gamble episode because that about spells out for you. It is actually, it's not even funny. Like, it is actually insidious how deeply penetrated they are in Hollywood. Absolutely. And, like, darkness of Hollywood culture. It stems beyond just them being, like, papped all the time. Yeah. It goes far deeper than that. That needs to be required listening if you guys have not listened to that episode. Because you're like, oh, I don't care about Corey Gamble.

46:34Listen to that. You should care. You should care. It affects all of us. No, it... It does. it does wait speaking of before we jump into elio's deos did you see that jacob lordy and kendall jenner were at the i think it's uh brisbane airport oh yeah they were like in australia like fully incognito like masks baseball caps like jacob lordy had like a scarf like wrapped around his entire head yeah i just saw that no i still think that it's like literally just like chris jenner's like yeah you got to go to australia now but like them Um, I don't. I don't. We really disagree on this. I think it's because I think Kendall Jenner is like the worst one of the Kardashians.

47:17Like, I really think that she's speaking of people that are mean to service workers. No, I know. Kendall Jenner, we all know, is the worst one. We've all heard that. And I'm just like, no. And Jacob Elordi actually probably sucks, too. So maybe they do belong together now that I think about it. I don't want to believe that Jacob Elordi sucks, but there also have been a lot of rumors that he was really, really, really bad to Olivia Jade. so um i was gonna say she olivia jade is olivia jade i know that there are some rumors that's really dark that he may have it's just like he was like they had a toxic relationship where he may or may not have been allegedly like abusive these are just blind items and rumors like we don't we obviously don't know if that any of that is true right but i was gonna say he likes kind of like mean girls because olivia jade is kind of known to be a bit of a mean girl as is kendall like he has a history and he he himself seems kind of like a nightmare even though he has great PR for some reason.

48:08Like, people love him. But then he also dated Zendaya, who I feel like is not a mean girl. Oh, my God. She is a queen. Is Kaya Gerber? I don't know. Kaya Gerber, like, is like, I'm hot and I also read. So I don't know. It's giving. Performative. No, I was going to say it's giving Amrata. Amrata. I'm not just a beautiful, sexy, perfect model. I also. I'm literate. Read. And yeah, like, come on. I've been a diehard TaskRabbit stan long before they were a sponsor. I cannot remember the last time I moved without enlisting a tasker, whether it was for assembling furniture, mounting a TV, hanging artwork or shelves, the list goes on.

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50:47Turn it up! Storm has zero sugar and 200 milligrams of caffeine so you can turn that workout up a notch good energy in good energy out energy for life um okay let's talk about leos and deos what is your light energy object of the week i love the good molecules eye patches from target it comes in like a pack of like 60 i swear to god it is filled to the brim these things and it's so cheap i want to say it's like 12.99 i actually don't know the price, but it's like, yeah, not like a Sephora price. You know, they're so hydrating. It plumps your under eyes. And I saw that you love their pimple patches too.

51:26Good Molecules is just a great brand. Yeah, it is a great brand. It's very, very, very affordable. Great pimple patches. So good molecules. Add it to your list if you like affordable skincare. Not enough. We just love them. Yeah. And my LEO is this movie, The Sheep Detectives, which just came out on Prime. so it's streaming now and it is with Hugh Jackman and uh Molly Gordon and Nicholas Braun who I do not like for various reasons you guys isn't it so that almost that almost turned me off of it but it is such a cute movie you guys it's about Hugh Jackman who's like he's a shepherd and he reads um like Agatha Christie novels to his sheep every night and so they when he gets murdered his sheep like help solve his murder and it's so good you guys i highly highly highly recommend it be prepared to cry though i cried like multiple times watching it um but such a good movie and it's on prime love love love love okay my drug energy object you know what i everyone is asking us to recap love island the thing is so we record on mondays super early by the time this comes out even 24 hours later, it's basically moving.

52:41You're relevant. Yeah. So you guys, I'm loving Love Island. My hot take, and this is going to anger a lot of people, season eight is better than season six. I am obsessed with this season. I have never been so entranced by a cast. I love the female friendships on the show. Bryce and Trinity's relationship, I was genuinely sobbing when they reunited at the recoupling, like sobbing, ugly crying. and like so many of my friends were too. It's their relationship is so pure. And I love that Trinity has mentioned that she's never dated a white guy. She's like, I love black guys with tattoos. Like that's just my type.

53:16And Bryce was so insecure when he came back. He's like, oh my God, she was making out with Corey in the photo booth and he has cats and he's good looking. The fact that they ended up choosing each other at the end was so heartwarming. But just know that I'm watching Love Island with you guys and you can follow me on Instagram because I'll usually type my thoughts there in real time. It just doesn't make sense to recap it on the show because then it ends up being moot in like, yeah, a day. But my dark energy object, I know this is a little bit aged, but the Love Island, Casa girls coming into the villa, TT and Permita, I got my eyes on you.

53:48I know that you kind of redeemed yourself last night, but the way that you were talking to my OG villa girls, how dare you? This is our house. Okay, you just come in, you wreak havoc. You're being super mean to my girl Trinity enough. Like you have to earn your spot in the villa. You got to be there for a couple of weeks. You got to warm up to the audience. You've done nothing of the sort. You're just being mean and you're picking on them. And they ended up apologizing. But like, my villa girls are OGs for real. And like, I want them to have so much success and money after this. Like, they deserve it.

54:17I love how like Ariana's reaction is going viral where she's like, oh, my God. Yes. And everyone's like, mind you, this is the girl who told Raquel to fuck herself with a cheese grater. Okay. Like, Ariana nose ball. Yeah. Wait, so is Corbin gone? No, Corbin GBT. Yeah. He's not gone. No, him and KC, you know, they'll be my dark energy objects, okay? Because KC is frightening. I was rooting for him so hard. KC, when he walked into the villa night one, I was like, that's my man. He's so hot. Wait, what happened? He completely wrote Anaya off when he came back to the recoupling and he was with a new girl, Titi.

55:00And that's where all the memes are. I'm Titi. Oh. Remember? And like there's a means of like her wearing his outfit and him wearing her dress. And she's carrying him like a child because like he was basically being cradled. Like she was doing all the talking for him because he's such a fucking coward. Like at least Titi was able to stand 10 toes down and be like, no, this is my man and I'm going to show up and I'm going to defend him. Casey couldn't even look anyone in the eye. It was so embarrassing for him. And basically he came back at the recoupling was like, I know Anaya chose me. She wanted to return to me.

55:28I ended up bringing Titi back home. Aniyah was crushed because he didn't even have a conversation with her one-on-one when he brought Titi back. It was as if their relationship over the last three weeks meant nothing. And it was so triggering to watch. Aniyah was like crashing out isn't even the right term. She was devastated, like hyperventilating, crying. It was so freaking sad on Sunday night. But Casey is just being a dog. He's just being a dog. He's being a man who just doesn't care about women's feelings. And Corbin is just like him and Casey together is disturbing. They just egg each other on and they don't care about the women that they left's feelings.

56:03And Casey, Kenzie was like, Corbin, you literally embarrassed me. You're like the second that the Persian cat came out, you were like, Kenzie who? Like he was gross. I just can't see. Wait, who is Kenzie with now? She's with this new Casa guy, Dylan. Listen, Dylan and Gull get out of my house. Like especially Gull. I just can't with Gaul. He's like this, he's this blonde surfer guy from Venice, LA. And like, he really loves Kenzie, but he's paired with Jen, Kenzie's best friend. And it's so clear he's disinterested in Jen and it's very difficult to watch. But big shout out to Carl. Okay, I love that me, love me to say I'm not gonna be Catholic.

56:41Love Island. Here I am fucking five. I know. Sorry. Okay. But Carl, my half Chinese prince. Okay. During Aftersun, he was wearing this Chinese top. It was so cute. And America voted him back in. So I hope him and Anaya have that. Oh, yay. Love that. It's really cute. So and I look forward to seeing Amora spice things up with Sincere and Melanie because Melanie, my girl, deserves so much better. Sincere, kind regards, is actually insincere. Yeah, exactly. I saw someone that was like, oh, my God, I retweeted this on Twitter. It was like, that's the problem with naming your son Sincere. That's why, here it is, slutty Schiaparelli on Twitter said, that's why you shouldn't name your kids bullshit.

57:21because your son's name is sincere and all he does is lie. Like, do you not see how that's a problem? No, genuinely. He says one thing to one girl and then he says the complete opposite thing to the other girl or her just say the same shit to every single one of the three girls. Oh my God, that's so funny. He's so fucking annoying. Oh my God. I beg you to watch the recoupling though, Sophie. It's genuinely probably the best television episode I've ever seen in my life. I'm seriously not joking. It's that good. Maybe you're speaking of like Patreon rants. I think your Love Island thoughts could be good for Patreon.

57:51Oh, that's a good one. I might just jump on with Rachel for real. Yeah. Because like she watches, so I just might like riff with her. Okay, good idea. Okay, my dark, I don't know how to follow that. Sorry, I was just a job. Sorry. I know, I know, I love it. No, I love it because I love getting like the recap from you since I'm not watching, but I'm still invested. Sure. My DEO is, and I know that like this is for a good reason, but why is getting adjusted in like a workout class or a Pilates or yoga class so embarrassing? No, that's so real, Sophie. Like, it's humiliating. And I know that it's, like, for good reason.

58:24Like, they don't want you to hurt yourself. Right. But it's humiliating. No, totally. Like, so. There has to be a less embarrassing way. Like, I'm like, close your eyes, everyone. No, it's so. When I was, like, recertified, I got my certification two years ago. And I do get you could seriously injure yourself if you're not, like, positioned or aligned correctly. Absolutely. But to your point, 100 % it's humiliating. And it's necessary. Necessary. Like I was doing a move wrong. And she was like, no, like try it like this. And then I was like, oh my God, that feels so much better. But then I was like, this is so embarrassing.

58:56Like everyone just saw, like I was doing it wrong. That's like so niche and like, that's serious. That's a serious DEO I think that everyone who's been to a workout class can relate to. That's so fucking funny. Like when the instructor, you like can hear her walking towards you and you're like, please, please don't be walking towards me. Please, please. No, that's like so fucking real. It's so embarrassing. Who can relate? Who can relate? Okay, guys, that is it for Dark Energy Tuesday. Like we said, there might be some programming changes while I'm out and Christy is with her family in the upcoming week or so.

59:36But we'll be back, you know, eventually. Eventually sounds wrong. We'll be back like as soon as possible. so just stay tuned for any updates we're hoping that you know nothing is too off kilter but yeah follow us at snarkbait pod to get updates on our programming and for our patreon the link is in the show notes for all those fun things we were talking about and our friday newsletter our sub stack which with all of our recs and things we're loving and things we're laughing at that is also in our show notes. So yeah, thank you guys so much for being here. Love you. Bye. Bye.

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