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Snark Bait Podcast Episode Summary
Episode Title
Dark Energy Tuesday
Hosts
Christy (@christynoel__) and Sophie (@soph_ross)
Episode Description In this episode of "Snark Bait," Christy and Sophie delve into various pop culture topics, including Zayn Malik's revelations on "Call Her Daddy," the Oshry sisters' defense of Jill Zarin, a recap of the series "Tell Me Lies," and the drama surrounding the Olympics ice skating scene. The episode is filled with laughter and sharp commentary on these issues.
Key Topics Discussed
- Initial Thoughts & Feelings
- Christy is excited about her upcoming trip to Las Vegas for a Hilary Duff concert, sharing nostalgic sentiments about her love for Duff and the Lizzie McGuire series.
- Oshry Sisters Defending Jill Zarin's Racist Rant
- Discussion revolves around Jill Zarin's racist comments regarding the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show.
- The Oshry sisters (Claudia and Jackie) faced backlash for defending Zarin, which leads to a wider conversation about their history of problematic behavior.
- Shared views on cultural celebration versus exclusion in media representations.
- "Tell Me Lies" Recap
- Reflecting on the latest season of the series, the hosts express their mixed feelings about character developments.
- Notable critique of Evan's character shift from a nice guy to one exhibiting toxic behavior towards Brie.
- Zayn Malik on "Call Her Daddy"
- Zayn discusses his relationship with Gigi Hadid, sharing that he respected her but was never truly in love with her.
- The hosts criticize Zayn's language, particularly his use of the term “females” instead of women, and the implications of his statements.
- Olympics Ice Skating Drama
- Analysis of the controversial victory of French ice dancers Beaudry and Cizeron over the American pair, Chalk and Bates.
- Discussion includes the alleged manipulation of scoring by the French judge, Jezebel Dubois, and the implications of the accusations against Beaudry's boyfriend.
- Emphasis on the need for transparency in judging to prevent unfair advantages.
- DEOs (Dark Energy Objects) & LEOs (Light Energy Objects)
- DEOs included the struggle of walking with a dog’s poop until finding a trash can and the anxiety of falling asleep only to be jolted awake.
- LEOs featured the joy of organizing spaces in their homes, highlighting how decluttering can lead to a sense of relief.
Key Takeaways
- Cultural Sensitivity: The episode stresses the importance of being aware of cultural representations in media and the consequences of misrepresenting or defending racist viewpoints.
- Character Analysis: The hosts' critiques of character developments in media reflect a broader discussion on the portrayal of relationships and personal growth in storytelling.
- Olympic Ethics: The ice skating drama illustrates ongoing issues with fairness in competitive sports, calling for systemic changes in judging practices.
- Personal Growth: The hosts emphasize the importance of self-care and organization for mental well-being, showcasing their personal experiences as relatable moments.
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Conclusion This episode of Snark Bait blends humor, insight, and critical discussions on relevant pop culture issues, making it a must-listen for fans of the genre.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOChristy's Vegas Plans
3:23 to 5:12
Christy shares her anticipation for a Hilary Duff concert in Vegas.
“No, remember I told you I'm going to Vegas, but like, do you remember why?”
Discussion on Nancy Guthrie Case
5:13 to 7:27
The hosts discuss the confusing details surrounding Nancy Guthrie's case.
“We recorded yesterday, our Thursday episode.”
Speculations on the Case
7:28 to 8:51
Exploring the theories and public reactions regarding the Guthrie case.
“Like how how often are you hearing about elderly, an elderly woman who needs like medication, uses a cane getting abducted?”
Housekeeping and Tour Announcements
8:52 to 9:10
Hosts share updates about their newsletter and upcoming tour dates.
“Yeah, just two other housekeeping things.”
Oshry Sisters and Jill Zarin's Controversy
9:11 to 14:01
The hosts analyze Jill Zarin's racist comments and the backlash she faced.
“We've already started talking to like a bunch of vendors and people that are going to help us with the show.”
Jill Zarin's Return and Controversy
14:01 to 19:00
Discussion on Jill Zarin's controversial statements and reactions from other reality personalities.
“She seemed to kind of be the leader of the pack.”
Diving into 'Tell Me Lies'
19:01 to 21:35
Analysis of character developments and plot points in the series 'Tell Me Lies'.
“Anyway, let's move on from those fucking garbage cans.”
Unpacking Theories and Character Arcs
21:36 to 26:58
Exploration of conspiracy theories surrounding character relationships and plot twists in 'Tell Me Lies'.
“And it was because she was covering for Pippa getting assaulted by Chris or whatever the fuck his name is.”
Zayn Malik's Interview Controversy
31:47 to 40:23
Discussion about Zayn Malik's recent interview and its implications.
“Not available in all states or situations.”
Olympics Ice Dancing Drama
40:23 to 42:00
Exploration of the controversial results of ice dancing at the Olympics.
“He's apparently in a new show though with Meg Thee Stallion, which now I need to watch.”
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Olympic Figure Skating Drama
42:00 to 48:20
A discussion about the controversial ice dancing results and the allegations against skaters.
“I just only know them obviously because traders and I then I came across a bunch of pictures of them like doing carpets together.”
Dog Walking Challenges
54:20 to 56:03
A light-hearted chat about the struggles of dog walking in urban settings.
Logistical Nightmares of Major Events
56:03 to 57:12
Discussion about the challenges of hosting large events at unsuitable venues.
“It has tens, maybe even hundreds of thousands of parking spots around.”
Unusual Sleep Phenomena
57:12 to 58:14
Exploration of the feeling of falling when waking up from sleep and related experiences.
“But my other one is just feeling like you're falling when you're sleeping.”
Airport Aesthetics and Influencer Culture
58:14 to 1:00:06
Critique of influencers staging flat lays in airport security bins and its implications.
“Like it's all about efficiency when I'm in efficiency, efficiency.”
Winter Olympic Sports: A Class Divide
1:00:06 to 1:01:28
Discussion on the accessibility and perception of winter Olympic sports.
“I have two, like I said, watching the Olympics ski jumping, ski jumping, really fun to watch.”
Culinary Curiosities from Celebrities
1:01:28 to 1:02:36
Exploring Meg Thee Stallion's cooking and the appeal of her catfish spaghetti dish.
“I love that happy for her anyway his favorite meal apparently that she makes is spaghetti and catfish.”
The Power of Organization
1:02:36 to 1:03:59
Benefits of hiring a professional organizer to declutter and enhance living spaces.
“And I was like, this honestly would have taken me days and I would have made it look so bad.”
Transcript
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3:03Jill Zarin:Try Armoire today. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Snark Beat. I'm Christy. I'm Sophie. Hello. How are you doing this lovely Friday morning? that Friday the 13th.
3:15Oshry sisters:Oh, spooky. Oh my God. I didn't even realize it's Friday the 13th. I love that for us. I'm good. I'm happy. It's finally the weekend almost. I know.
3:28Jill Zarin:Guess what I'm doing though tomorrow. Just guess. You are going to the DMV. No, remember I told you I'm going to Vegas,
3:33Oshry sisters:but like, do you remember why? Oh, Hilary Duff.
3:40Jill Zarin:I am like praying to God by the time this episode releases, you guys I will have already gone to the concert but I went on like a with love tutorial on YouTube because if she you know yeah yeah yeah god willing she calls me up to the stage I need to know that dance yeah you have to uh one of my girlfriends from a previous job she lives in Vegas and I'm staying with her and we're dressing up as Isabella and Lizzie love that and my girl one of my girlfriends she's so like bougie and she's like I'm gonna hire glam for us I'm gonna get a car for us i'm like oh oh oh oh okay like if that's what you want to that's fine if you want to do that but now i gotta like actually turn out the content if we're gonna get glam and we have like
4:17Oshry sisters:costumes yeah absolutely you gotta turn out the guy i better see you get to work yeah i'm gonna
4:22Jill Zarin:do some kind of skit i don't know on tiktok but let's really really pray i get called up on stage because if i do then you'll see me all over socials because i feel like that's been going viral so hey now hey now she raised were you hillary duff fan by the way um back in the day yeah
4:37Oshry sisters:I mean, I would say I loved Lizzie McGuire and therefore I love the Lizzie McGuire movie. And I feel like back in the day. Yeah. Like, yeah, I, I, I don't know. Like what qualifies you as a Hilary Duff fan?
4:51Jill Zarin:Cause it's like, are we all, I think I was like an extra fan. I was talking to my mom cause she's living with me temporarily because her house, there's like some flooding things that happened. But in any case, she would drive me to like all these places to meet celebrities. Like that's when I met the Olsen twins. I attempted to meet Hilary Duff but the line got cut off three people ahead of me like I was just such a super fan and metamorphosis like changed my life so I think this is just going to be a very nostalgic concert for me and I kind of reminisce about the way I felt at the Ashley Simpson concert it was just the girls on the gays yeah all millennial women like or millennial gay men and women just like having the time of our lives because I feel like it was at a time when we
5:29Oshry sisters:were just life was well simple yeah and I was just well yeah me I I love that for you also So speaking of your mom, we recorded yesterday. We recorded yesterday, our Thursday episode. And Christy's mom was making like a full English breakfast in the kitchen. And Christy right now is recording in her like breakfast nook because she is renovating her office slash study. And Christy was like, did you hear that yesterday? I was like, yep.
6:01Jill Zarin:I heard it all. the toaster dinging no i know the toaster was dinging she was like washing dishes she was like setting the table
6:12Oshry sisters:dude it's too much so for our thursday episode if you hear anything in the background now you know
6:18Jill Zarin:and i'm sorry but we love nan uh but tomorrow on the patreon you guys i know this is top of mind and we're recording this again friday the 13th of feb but we're going to be talking about the Nancy Guthrie case. And we're going to try and do it as topical as possible because there are updates literally every hour. But I know, like most of you, I'm very confused. And I feel like we're getting hit with new information on social media on the news. And so I just want to consolidate a place to figure out like, what's the TLDR? And what are the need to know? And what are the theories? So we'll cover that over on Patreon, patreon.com slash snarkbait pod.
6:50Jill Zarin:Sophie and I will definitely I feel like you've been following the case pretty heavily. Have you?
6:54Oshry sisters:Yeah, I'm just it. None of it makes sense none of it makes it's just it's so and we are recording this right now as you guys know friday the 13th by the time you listen to this maybe there have been updates i mean hopefully there have been i am just so confused and it's so sad obviously this is an 84 year old woman it's just something that you and i'm also seeing people online being like well how many other people go missing all the time and it doesn't get this kind of attention it's like well her
7:22Jill Zarin:daughter is savannah guthrie naturally it's gonna get attention because it's gonna get attention
7:26Oshry sisters:Also, she's 84. Like how how often are you hearing about elderly, an elderly woman who needs like medication, uses a cane getting abducted? It's just oh, my God, it's federal.
7:40Jill Zarin:Kidnapping, I mean, excuse me, kidnappings at the elderly level are so few and far between that I don't even believe that there are statistics at the federal level to even see how frequent this is because it is so uncommon. And I think a lot of the theories I've been reading online is that it has to be an inside job in the family because, again, what random stranger is going to kidnap a woman at her age for ransom? Usually it's a younger person, like a baby or a toddler or whatever. It makes no sense. And this case is like captivating the entire nation. I feel like this is the level of maybe what JonBenét Ramsey was in the 90s.
8:14Jill Zarin:It just feels so intense and so confounding. Yeah. Yeah. And Savannah and her siblings just do seem so distraught. But it's like, what is going on? Like, do you guys know anything that we don't? I don't know. It's crazy.
8:25Oshry sisters:Yeah. And I know there are like a lot of conspiracy theories about either the siblings being involved or like you said, an inside job. Also, like Jeffrey Epstein's name is getting thrown out there, which I don't think had anything to do with it. But like, who knows? We're gonna break it all down on the Patreon and obviously wishing the best for Nancy Guthrie, because this is just obviously awful. Hopefully she is, God willing, found alive and well. Anyway, let's get into some lighter topics. Shall we, Christy?
8:56Jill Zarin:Yeah, just two other housekeeping things. Substack.com slash at Snarkbait pod. We release weekly newsletter and all the links that we talk about in the show, memes that we find funny, TikToks that are making us laugh our asses off, and we're going on tour, x1entertainment.com slash Snarkbait, LA May 15th, New York City June 12th, and Chicago June 14th. We've already started talking to like a bunch of vendors and people that are going to help us with the show. And we promise we're going to make it so worth it for you guys. We don't take your guys' time lightly hiring sitters, like getting all the girls together.
9:27Jill Zarin:And we understand how much of a time commitment and monetary commitment this can be for a lot of you, especially those that are traveling. So we promise we're going to make this absolutely worth it. And we're so excited to see you guys in person and actually get to have some audience interaction as well.
9:41Oshry sisters:It's going to be so much fun. I'm so excited.
9:43Jill Zarin:Me too.
9:43Oshry sisters:um okay great let's get into our topics today christy i want to talk about the oshery sisters first and foremost up top as we know jill zarin got her just desserts lol lol lmfao yes so jill zarin as you guys know by now certainly uh went on a racist rant about the bad bunny super bowl halftime show. It wasn't just her saying, and I feel like that's the thing about what the Oshry sisters, she's allowed to not like something. And it's like, well, did you watch it? Because it's not that she didn't just like it. She was complaining about there being no white people. Even though, then she goes on to, oh, but Lady Gaga, who was that?
10:30Oshry sisters:She got a facelift. And it's like, do you see yourself, Jill Zarin? You are unrecognizable. She was saying that Lady Gaga looked unrecognizable. And I'm like, well, what do you think you look like? If we're going to go there right right right right if you let's talk about it yeah let's yeah let's talk about it and saying that it was a political statement because there were no white people and it was it was about ice like what it was like so awful and she ended up getting rightfully a ton of backlash and then subsequently fired from the roni reboot over on e which apparently she was the one that was like shopping it around and she's been trying to claw her way back to tv for 15 years now she finally got her chance and then completely fumbled it, which is just amazing, incredible.
11:13Oshry sisters:And it seems like the entire internet is like, we came together. We all agreed that Juzern fucking sucks. Like, I have never seen the internet this united. You know who her defenders are? Claudia and Jackie Oshry.
11:26Jill Zarin:And I think that there are so many things online that I'm seeing, whether it be on TikTok or on Reddit, of people saying this is actually the last draw. And I think that for me, the last straw was the elon salute for many others it was well before that whatever you have to say about the austria sisters i think they're showing their their colors and it sucks because it sucks for them honestly because you would think that at this point they would have learned from past mistakes no they don't because problematic tweets came out we've done many an episode on that yeah on in here so you guys know you're familiar with their cancellation yeah it's like when someone shows
11:58Oshry sisters:you who they are believe them as they say like they have shown us who they are time and time again
12:03Jill Zarin:Yeah. And I think about the Bad Bunny halftime performance, I genuinely believe this was one of the best halftime performances I have ever seen. I kid you not. I've watched it probably four or five times because I just think it's such a celebration of culture, of diversity. of, and I was talking with two of my best friends. One of them is Mexican. The other is Chinese, but she grew up in Puerto Rico her entire life. And I was talking with the both of them. And one of them is pretty apolitical, but she was telling me like, I literally like was crying at the end and she's not an emotional person, but she's like, it felt so amazing to see my culture being celebrated on TV and recognized because a lot of people don't know much about Puerto Rican culture.
12:42Jill Zarin:And my best friend does own a Chinese Puerto Rican restaurant in Houston and in Dallas.
12:46Oshry sisters:Oh, yeah.
12:47Jill Zarin:Yeah. So Michelle at Eat Mitchie's, if you guys are interested, it's incredible food, but her whole life is like celebrating Puerto Rican culture. That's part of her job. And so to see that on the biggest stage in the nation was so cool. And I was talking to my Mexican friend, Angie, and she was showing me text messages with her family and her dad. It was so sweet. He goes, it makes me so proud of my culture. And it just, it's not about, of course, I think you can look at the performance and say this is a commentary on ice, which, of course, in this political climate, it has to somewhat be. But I think at the same time, you can also see it as just a celebration of different cultures.
13:20Jill Zarin:And I think that's what I really saw it as. And even some of the most conservative people I know from work, I live in Orange County, obviously, there's a lot of conservative people that I work with. They were like, that was the dopest thing ever. No matter what your political stance is, I think the majority of folks are in agreeance that it was just a wonderful celebration. So for Jill Zarin to say what she said and make it an actual point in her whole rant to say, why was there no white people on there? I mean, that just felt like a slap in the face. It's like, Jo Zarin, shut the fuck up. I literally used to love her, too.
13:51Jill Zarin:She was one of my favorites from the OG Rony.
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13:52Oshry sisters:I loved her, too, on OG Rony.
13:54Jill Zarin:Yeah, she was like a Jewish mom. She was just, like, funny. She was hilarious. I loved her. And I loved that she was inclusive. She seemed to kind of be the leader of the pack.
14:03Oshry sisters:She was like the glue of the group.
14:05Jill Zarin:Yes, and I feel like she reminded me so much of, like, my friend's moms growing up when watching OG Rony. So to see this, honestly, was incredibly disappointing. and it honestly shocked me because I really haven't followed Jill Zarin since Roni. She's kind of just had a gap in her TV career. And as you just said, she's been clawing her way back for the past 15 years. But it's like, I genuinely think this is a deserved removal of her from the show. And did you also see Taylor Armstrong's?
14:32Oshry sisters:Oh, yes. Taylor Armstrong also posted, I can't believe that the Cuba flag is being flown. Cuba? What are you talking about? She ended up posting like a really long PR apology because she saw what happened to Jill. Probably we know her beliefs now. We know where she stands. Like it's just like so ridiculous. And the fact that Jill said something along the lines of we are celebrating. Was it like 250 years of the USA? And it's like, are we celebrating that? Like, did I miss something?
15:00Jill Zarin:No, I was like, where did you get that number?
15:01Oshry sisters:Is that like real?
15:03Jill Zarin:Like, it wasn't like I mean, our history goes far back, like centuries.
15:08Oshry sisters:uh yeah wait we are celebrating 250 years of the usa okay um so yeah but like are we are we all celebrating that like what i didn't realize that was like a thing that like we as a country were like celebrating but also in any case puerto rico is the usa yes and like yes it was rich you see jake paul's tweets oh and jake paul tried to pretend he was hacked yeah no he did it i didn't see that yes he did he was like i don't know what happened with my account yeah jake paul was like this is america or like something like that it's just meanwhile he's been living in puerto
15:42Jill Zarin:rico for years for tax breaks god just same with logan paul but logan paul at least was like jake
15:47Oshry sisters:like relax yeah yeah like publicly disagreed with him he was like look i'm the woke paul brother oh my god um anyway back to claudia and jackie they they were basically saying that like i said jill is allowed to not like something but it's like that's not what she was doing there were so many not even undertones not even like microaggressions they were macroaggressions I mean it was it was fully racist what she said yeah make no mistake like it was racist I think
16:18Jill Zarin:there's one thing to say eh I liked a couple you know halftime performances before this wasn't my cup of tea because I couldn't like understand the language or whatever but like even that's a little bit micro but to actually go out and say why was there no white people on the stage this is a thing against ice like no no no no one think like again that's like a very very small slice of the entire
16:38Oshry sisters:performance and also so what if it is i think we can all agree that like i don't want to get into you know the dark shit that's been happening in our country recently but like ice is a modern day gestapo basically like why are we why is that controversial to say like we know the difference
16:57Jill Zarin:to be right and wrong we're like adults here right i just i don't know it's like so i fucked up and
17:04Oshry sisters:um oh my god i'm like getting so annoyed i lost my train of thought well oh oh what i was what yeah totally deservedly so that jill got all this backlash the fact that claudia and jackie are defending this behavior is just like so it shouldn't be surprising because we have seen them like you said the elon musk nazi salute defending that like roe v wade when roe v wade was overturned
17:27Jill Zarin:they specifically said this is not a political podcast and people were oh my god oh my god that was another kind of moment of their many cancellations of what have been i i didn't even
17:38Oshry sisters:know that yeah or i probably did because we did episodes on them but like i probably blocked that out of my mind because i hate them so much like they apparently have you know tostadas is that what they're called yes yes yes yes yes they're hispanic toasters they're listeners and you know they they're always like oh tostadas tostadas talking about their hispanic fans right and i was seeing so many i was reading the spotify comments on this episode and so many people were like tostada here i'm done and like we are so we try to when you talk about you know your culture jackie and claudia and anti-semitism like we try to we rally behind understand that rally behind you and for them to not do the same for other cultures and other groups is so just disheartening hypocritical it's not even like disappointing because it's what we expect for
18:28Jill Zarin:well yeah and yeah and i think that's exactly the criticism that they often do receive is that you guys are such advocates which we love of you know against anti-semitism about celebrating jewish
18:37Oshry sisters:culture about which is very real by the way like which is amazing yeah i remember listening to them
18:41Jill Zarin:and feeling like wow this is like a really cool culture and religion and i it's really interesting and they foster a lot of the like enablement and learning for me as a listener when I was a listener. It's like, let's see that same energy towards people that are also disenfranchised in minorities, you know, and it is disheartening.
18:57Oshry sisters:Yeah, exactly. A hundred percent. Oh God. Okay. Anyway, let's move on from those fucking garbage cans. Uh, what do you want to talk about next?
19:08Jill Zarin:Okay. Can we please talk about tell me lies? Cause it's like painting me, I guess top level by the time this releases i think that the last season finale will air so you guys will listen to this and you'll watch the season finale tonight or it's tuesday it airs tuesday like at midnight
19:25Oshry sisters:gotcha okay so so some people like watch it like me i watch it before work on tuesdays
19:30Jill Zarin:yeah oh no i need to be like it needs to be dark i need to have all the lights off like i need to have my little my little lights behind my tv like it's a it's a scary it's like a horror movie no
19:39Oshry sisters:It really is.
19:40Jill Zarin:I guess top line thoughts, Sophie. How are you feeling about season three as we come to a close?
19:46Oshry sisters:I like it. I've seen a lot of criticism, but I am enjoying myself so far. I think that the fact that there's only one episode left, I don't know how they're going to wrap everything up. We haven't been at the modern day wedding or not modern day, 2015 wedding in two episodes, two or three episodes now.
20:04Jill Zarin:Yeah.
20:05Oshry sisters:So, yeah, but like overall, I'm liking it. I do agree that like what have they done with Evan's character Evan is like literally Steven
20:12Jill Zarin:DeMarco now suddenly which I'm confused about my stomach dropped first of all I hated when well she what was the girl that he was hooking up with that wasn't Brie oh um the brunette cute girl Molly Molly Molly thank you when he approached Molly at the pool and he's like so you knew what this was now leave me alone like I have a girl on my shoulders yeah it's like what no that I was Like, and I like, I get that. I guess he was being upfront that they were just hooking up. But I was like, God, you could be nicer about it. No, I literally felt so much for Molly. But when he told Brie, yeah, I don't know.
20:46Jill Zarin:Your mom was like this. When I picked her up from the train station, she clearly must have been nervous. I was like, I feel like they entirely botched Evan's character. I feel like with seasons one and seasons two, he was always just such a nice. Yeah, he was like the nice normal guy.
21:00Oshry sisters:Yeah. Yeah.
21:00Jill Zarin:And I feel like he came from wealth, but he never like showed it off. He was just like a humble guy that treated Brie really well. And I always thought that the reason Brie married him, you know, which we find out in the present day episodes is because she went with a nice guy who would care for her and who could give her a nice life, even though that may not have been the love of her life that was Wrigley. but now it's like you're a piece of shit and you may be not just as bad as steven de marco but what you did to brie who is probably arguably the most compelling sweet person on the show who constantly gets hit strays every fucking season it makes me so sad and i hate him now sorry um and if you guys
21:35Oshry sisters:don't watch tell me lies and you're listening that's just for context it's like how do you even explain this fucking stupid ass show brie one of the characters moms is estranged from her put her up for adoption and they have reconciled and now reconnected and her mom struggled with alcoholism evan her boyfriend picked her up from the train station to take her to breeze art show and was like hey want to get a drink and so when she got drunk and showed up drunk evan was like she was like this um sorry so i have seen a really interesting conspiracy theory i'm loving the the last talk so i'm yeah yes the last episode that dropped um the cliffhanger was that brie is zooming in on a picture on facebook of evan and lucy getting close the night that they hooked up and as we know that is like the big secret that they don't want brie to find out is that they hooked up this one night and um it also like i think that brie put the clues together because she knows that both of them hooked up with people after the Hawaiian party but both of them were like oh it was a random person yeah and in seeing them together that close she was like oh they hooked up with each other she put the pieces together anyway I think that she releases the video that's what people are saying yes she releases the video because Lucy got the video back from Steven and instead of destroying it right away she like put it in her room or something So she releases the video and then she finds out why Lucy lied.
23:05Oshry sisters:And it was because she was covering for Pippa getting assaulted by Chris or whatever the fuck his name is. And then she feels bad. And then she pins it on Steven releasing it. And Steven takes the blame but has that over Brie forever. And he convinces Brie to actually marry Evan instead of Wrigley because he will get money when Brie marries into the wealth. That is Evan's family. And so that's why she says in the 2015 at the wedding, she's like, I am a worse person than you guys realize. It's because it's all, this is all part of the plan. So that's the conspiracy theory I'm seeing. Also like.
23:44Oshry sisters:Oh, sorry. Keep going.
23:44Jill Zarin:I was just going to say like, why?
23:47Oshry sisters:Why is Steven even invited to this wedding in the future? Like, why does Steven have friends?
23:52Jill Zarin:And bringing Lydia, who Lucy was best friends with, who ended up marrying her ex-boyfriend.
23:59Oshry sisters:That's like something that's, of course he does that. But like, why is he invited in the first place?
24:03Jill Zarin:No, I know it's so dumb.
24:04Oshry sisters:But why are they still friends with him? Right.
24:05Jill Zarin:And I want to ask though about that thing with Brie saying at the wedding episode when she gets that voice note from Steven of Evan admitting that he did in fact sleep with Lucy and Brie runs out of the bridal suite and she goes into this like random room and she goes, I'm a terrible person. The one thing I keep thinking back that kind of like debunks this theory is if she got that phone call for the first time, she seems so shocked. she would have like at that point by the voice note she would have known that evan and lucy had slept together like that voice note wouldn't have prompted such a crazy reaction out of her run out of that bridal suite because she would have already known like she would have already known about lucy and evan at that point because she discovered it through her facebook investigation
24:42Oshry sisters:sorry i have a bad memory do we know that that for sure she listened to that voice note that's
24:47Jill Zarin:what it said yes because remember that was season two cliffhanger where she listens to the voice note and she's about and then lucy goes are you ready and then the season two ends i know but do did we hear the voice note oh actually i don't know so we don't know for sure that that's what she heard okay yes i i i don't recall honestly but that was like the only thing i'm like well then she would have already known that lucy and evan had slept together but in any case that's a very very good theory because basically steven now has uh leverage or on everyone god to control the
25:15Oshry sisters:entire friend i hate him why is he like literally why is he invited why are they still friends with him why are any of them still friends i feel like at this point like they should have just graduated and then never spoke to each other again.
25:27Jill Zarin:These toxic fucking idiots. I have two questions for you. Do you think one will ever get justice for Macy? Will that be wrapped up at the end?
25:34Oshry sisters:I hope so. Like I need Steven in prison. I need him either dead or in prison.
25:39Jill Zarin:For manslaughter, he literally is responsible for Macy dying.
25:42Oshry sisters:Yes, yes. Like I need him. Like if he doesn't get what he deserves, I'm not going to be satisfied with the ending.
25:49Jill Zarin:And I love your TikTok activity. Every time I see like a Sophie Sofrost Brooks repost,
25:54Oshry sisters:it's like see oh it's this guy that has the funniest impressions of steven demarco he's like he's like hovering over and like has like that weird like look on his face oh like he's like
26:04Jill Zarin:really funny snake like he's just like moving his shoulders and i hate i hate his posture i hate his
26:10Oshry sisters:posture is so bad i hate him so and apparently the actor jackson white like doesn't wait it is briar keaton 93 and he's like a guy with like 1200 followers he's not like a comedian briar
26:22Zayn Malik:93 on TikTok.
26:23Oshry sisters:He like does the Stephen DeMarco impression over and over again. It's so funny.
26:30Jill Zarin:It really is funny. Okay, one other question for you. Who do you think Brie was talking to on the phone? Because I've heard many a theory. It's Oliver in season two. Everyone was in some time. It's her mom. It's Wrigley. I mean, do you have a choice here?
26:43Oshry sisters:I think Wrigley now. I think Wrigley's like, wait, Chuck Bass. Don't marry him. That would be my guess. What do you think?
26:50Jill Zarin:I kept thinking it was the mom because she's like, this is my time to start a family, insinuating that she never got a family with her mom because she gave her up for adoption and put her into foster homes. But I mean, who knows? The show could go any other direction.
27:03Oshry sisters:Yeah, who the fuck knows?
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33:21Oshry sisters:Okay, let's talk about, did you see this? Zayn Malik? Is it Zayn Malik? Zayn Malik. I don't know why I always say Malik. Zayn Malik on Call Her Daddy. Did you see this?
33:34Jill Zarin:I made an effort to watch as many clips as I could last night on TikTok because I'm sorry I can't give Alex Cooper a full episode download. I just can't.
33:41Oshry sisters:This was like exceptionally bad interviewing when it comes to Alex Cooper. And that's saying a lot because the bar is pretty low. But basically Zane went on this whole rant about the fact that he loves Gigi and respects her because, you know, she's the reason. I can't even try to do his accent. I feel like you'd be able to do his accent really well.
34:04Jill Zarin:It's like a really thick, yeah, English. uh is he english i don't want to mess this up i'm sorry let me look is he english scottish
34:10Oshry sisters:british or irish i have a question why why do some why do some british people on the wikipedia as it says this is a british actress sometimes it'll say english actress what is the difference between like british and english does anyone know we're gonna get so many comments about this i know everyone's gonna be like you guys are so fucking stupid i'm sorry
34:31Jill Zarin:like I feel like this is a fair question I'm asking um the internet he's an English it says
34:37Oshry sisters:he's an English singer he's an English singer so anyway he said I love and respect her she's the reason that of course my daughter is on this planet on this earth but I don't think I was ever in love with her and it's like okay that's a fair thing to like look back on a past relationship and be like I loved this person they were together six years mind you and have a daughter together Yes. That's a fair thing to look back and be like, yeah, like I loved this person. I probably wasn't in love. But to go on one of the biggest podcasts on the planet and say that to the world, that's not love and respect for the mother of your child.
35:10Oshry sisters:Like what the fuck?
35:11Jill Zarin:No. And I also was dying of the fact that you put a note in here that says the fact that he calls women females.
35:17Oshry sisters:Yeah. He kept referring to women as females. I hate that. I hate it so much. I hate it.
35:23Jill Zarin:Why is that so triggering?
35:24Oshry sisters:It's so triggering. He said he prefers being single because he gets to do whatever he wants, which is, again, fair. Fair enough. At least he realizes that, like, he is not relationship material. But, like, I was just so appalled not only by, like, the things he was saying. I was like, you are a dirty dog.
35:44Jill Zarin:Yeah.
35:44Oshry sisters:Like, you are, like, misogynist. Like, the fact that he was saying that about the mother of his child, like, it is so disrespectful. He's like, I love and respect her. No, you don't. Otherwise, you wouldn't be saying this. This is so embarrassing and humiliating. And so I was appalled at that. I was also appalled at the way that there was no pushback from Alex Cooper at all.
36:08Jill Zarin:When has she ever double clicked on anyone's answers?
36:10Oshry sisters:Yeah, never, never. No pushback. No like, hmm, what do you mean? Like there were so many moments where Zayn said something like so normal. And she goes, oh my god, what? And it's like, yeah, he has like, he has neighbors. What? You have neighbors?
36:25Jill Zarin:Yeah. And, you know, growing up, you know, from ages 14 to 22, you were in the biggest boy band in the whole world. And how did that shape you? Like, I don't know. She just she asks such softball questions. And I know we have a couple of listeners that coincide with Daddy Yang. But, again, we ask ourselves all the time, who's listening earnestly? And I only listen when there's, like, people that hardly do. I think I listened to a Christina Aguilera one, maybe like Audrina Patridge, because that's like old school stuff.
36:58Oshry sisters:And even then, it's never like a satisfying interview. It's like, okay, like it's PR fluff that we've heard in different iterations from the celebrity many times over. Like there's never like truly, I guess, I mean, you could argue that this is an interesting nugget. But like this is because Zayn.
37:15Jill Zarin:It's not because of her.
37:16Oshry sisters:It's not because of her. He just decided to like go on and, you know, cause chaos.
37:21Jill Zarin:Did you also see, this just randomly came up on my feed. Alex Cooper was talking about Wuthering Heights and she's like, Matt and I, hey guys, get ready with me. Matt and I got invited to Margo and Tom's house for a preview of Wuthering Heights last week and it was the best movie. I told Margo this is the best movie ever. And she's just like, she's so cool. She was at Margo's house.
37:46Oshry sisters:She's on a first name basis with Margot Robbie.
37:48Jill Zarin:Matt and I were invited to Margot and Tom's house. That's literally what she said.
37:52Oshry sisters:They were probably like, as soon as she left, they were like, she's so fucking annoying.
37:56Jill Zarin:No, I can totally. Oh my God. It was so good. That was so good. Margot. Oh my God. No.
38:05Oshry sisters:No. It was crazy. It was crazy. When Heathcliff did. No. Heathcliff.
38:12Jill Zarin:Insane. It was insane.
38:14Oshry sisters:So I did not see that. but speaking of like One Direction I was never what did One Direction um what were their fans called back in the day?
38:22Jill Zarin:Directioners? Directioners. Directioners.
38:24Oshry sisters:I was never like a huge Directioner. I liked a lot of their music but um I wasn't like one of the diehards. I feel like they had like it wasn't like it it wasn't like I don't want to say like 9-11 but like as a so to speak it wasn't 9-11 to me when Zayn Malik uh left One Direction like it was for a lot of the Directioners you know like
38:43Jill Zarin:Like people were distraught when that happened. I forgot. I literally totally forgot that he bounced.
38:49Oshry sisters:And that was like such a big, I remember where I was when that happened, but I wasn't like, oh my God, like fall egg on the floor,
38:55Zayn Malik:like devastated. Like a lot of people were.
38:57Oshry sisters:Anyway, my point is I had never seen their performance of teenage dirt bag. It came across my for you page. Now I'm a directioner. I was like, that was so fucking good. Like I love that.
39:07Jill Zarin:Did,
39:08Oshry sisters:I'm a late bloomer when it comes to Harry Potter and one direction.
39:11Jill Zarin:I think when it comes to One Direction, I know Harry was kind of like the Justin Timberlake of the group. But wasn't it kind of like a well-known fact that Liam was the most musically inclined? And like he had that, like not the acting chops, excuse me. He had the range. Yeah.
39:25Oshry sisters:He had the range. He did the falsetto in Teenage Dirtbag in this performance. Please look it up, you guys, after this episode. It is so good. The way that his voice, like he can actually reach those notes. God, he was such a talent. R.I.P. I know, so sad. It's so freaking sad. And also, I say this, we reported yesterday, I just want to reiterate once again that I am not a J.K. Rowling fan or apologist. I separately enjoyed Harry Potter the movies. This does not make me someone who supports J.K. Rowling in any way, shape, or form. I just wanted to make that clear. Okay?
39:58Jill Zarin:Do people make comments about that?
39:59Oshry sisters:I saw one comment.
40:01Jill Zarin:Oh, okay.
40:02Oshry sisters:About me supporting a transphobe, anti-Semite. I'm Jewish. So like, I don't support J.K. Rowling. You'll hear me say this again on Thursday because you recorded that episode yesterday. But I just want to make that clear once again that I do not support J.K. Rowling. I just really like Daniel Radcliffe's acting.
40:19Jill Zarin:Okay?
40:19Oshry sisters:Yeah.
40:20Jill Zarin:And he's a serious, he's a serious actor now.
40:23Oshry sisters:He's apparently in a new show though with Meg Thee Stallion, which now I need to watch. He has so much brain.
40:29Jill Zarin:Harry Potter to plays to make the sound like I mean what can't this man do put him on the list is he married put him on the list of of eligible bachelors I know I think he is married oh okay
40:39Oshry sisters:look for him fact check myself I don't know much about the Harry Potter cast oh he's I don't know if he's married but he's been with his partner for um like 14 years oh my god okay so they're like literally married I love that basically married yeah um okay or have you been watching
40:54Jill Zarin:the olympics no but i was actually loling looking at your post on instagram when you like took a
41:01Oshry sisters:screenshot of the det notes yeah the evil everyone everyone was dming us and they were like thank you
41:08Jill Zarin:for saying this i have no idea so you have to walk me through it a to z the evil french ice dancers
41:14Oshry sisters:lorence fonnier beaudray and guillaume i don't know if i'm caesarone i don't know if i'm pronouncing Guillaume, right? Guillaume? Guillaume. Guillaume Cicero. So they are an ice dancing pair who just won gold over USA's Madison Chalk and Evan Bates. And it's very controversial for a few reasons. For background, the two have only been dancing together for less than a year, which is unheard of. Like these pairs, many of them have been dancing for decades since they were children together. If you remember Scott Moore and Tessa Virtue, like they had known each other since they were literally children.
41:50Oshry sisters:They were Canada's like gold medal winning ice dancing pair.
41:54Jill Zarin:Sarah Lipinski and Johnny Weir.
41:55Oshry sisters:Were they a pair or were they just separately individual? I don't know. I don't think they were a pair.
42:01Jill Zarin:I just only know them obviously because traders and I then I came across a bunch of pictures of them like doing carpets together. Yeah, I have no idea.
42:07Oshry sisters:I don't think they were a pair. But Madison Chalk and Evan Bates are the US's current stars. and they're actually married in real life and they've been dancing together for 15 years so
42:16Jill Zarin:sorry they're not you're right they're not um they were never a pair but they were just best
42:20Oshry sisters:friends yeah they were just best friends and uh individual ice dancers but you have to have like such a chemistry and such a relationship with your ice dancing partner that the fact that they've been dancing together for less than a year is just crazy but here's why they have only been dancing together for less than a year. They paired up when Lorenz's boyfriend, Nikolai Sorensen, was banned from skating for six plus years for allegedly sexually assaulting another skater in 2012. Trigger warning. His ban was overturned last year, but it's still being investigated, so it could be reinstated. Obviously, this is Lorenz's boyfriend.
42:57Oshry sisters:Cizerone also publicly supports him. So this is someone that has been accused credibly of sexual assault, credibly enough that he was banned from the sport. Cizeron, on the other hand, was formerly paired up with Gabriela Papadakis, his former partner, for years and years and years. That was his longtime partner who he formerly won the gold with at the Olympics in the past. But she retired in 2022 and accused Cizeron of abuse. She said, the idea of being alone with him terrifies me. His attitude throws me off balance. Sometimes he ignores me. Sometimes he plays the best friend. As if nothing were wrong, his coldness chills me to the bone.
43:31Oshry sisters:She described him as controlling demanding and critical and she wouldn't be alone with him unless a coach was present this is your
43:38Jill Zarin:ice dance partner so like she would not be sad and scary so sad and scary and it caused her to
43:43Oshry sisters:literally retire from the sport and she is not let me look up how old she is but like a lot of wages
43:49Jill Zarin:from this guy assaulting her like she could have earned so much more if she were able to stay in
43:54Oshry sisters:the sport if she wasn't scared for her life she's only 30 on the other hand madison chalk is 33 i I think the Canadian, I forgot her name, the one who won the bronze in ice dancing is 34. So like 30 is not old for ice dancing at all. But she was like, I need to get out of this sport because clearly they back abusers. And she alleged that a year before their final separation, Cizeron had threatened to stop skating with her. And this was in response to her telling him she intended to file a complaint against another French figure skating coach who raped her during her teenage years while the pair trained in Lyon.
44:29Oshry sisters:So she was like, I was assaulted by a coach and she wanted to report him. And Cizeron said, you can't do that. So basically, Laurence and Cizeron are sexual assault apologists. I think we can safely say that. And it's disgusting that they were even allowed to compete in the Olympics, let alone win gold. And here is where it gets like really frustrating. And I watched this. I watched all of it. and Madison Chalk and Evan Bates I know that I'm biased because I'm an American and it's been 250 years of America am I right 250 years we're celebrating we're celebrating no I'm just kidding but like I I may be biased because I'm team USA but like they were flawless they were absolutely flawless zero flaws yeah and Cizerone and Laurence honestly had they messed up their twizzles they were out of sync they lost balance they were tripping they were not flawless right and in their um free dance uh section they did not deserve to win the gold whatsoever in my opinion here's how they did the french judge you know how the the judges panel they have judges from several different countries right the french judge so everyone put chalk and baits the americans in first other than the french judge jezebel dubois accused and her name was jezebel okay Okay, so the French judge Jezebel Dubois accused of rigging the figure skating event against the United States to give France a gold medal.
46:00Oshry sisters:Viewers were shocked when France's team took gold over Chalk and Bates. Five of the nine, okay, I'm cracking myself. Five of the nine judges gave Chalk and Bates the top score, while the other four gave Beaudry and Cizeron the top score. Thanks to the French judge, however, Beaudry and Cizeron were able to take gold, considering she gave Team USA a much lower score than the other judges. Not only did she judge the French pair 6.45 points higher than the mean, but she undervalued Chalk and Bates by minus 7.19, giving us a 13.64 delta favoring France over the USA in the final score. This represents a staggering 6.37 standard deviation Z-scorer difference across the event.
46:45Oshry sisters:There has been a consistent pattern from Jezebel Dubois over multiple events of juicing scores for France, Beaudry and Cizeron in the ice dance, while filing low scores for their opponents. When it comes to the Olympic Games, in which France won gold by just 1.43 points, there is no doubt that the scoring of Dubois was the key differentiator in deciding who won the event. during an interview with CBS, Chalk and Bates, who are married, called for more transparent judging.
47:10Jill Zarin:It's rigged. It's rigged. She's rigging it. It's rigged. Yeah, 6.37 standard deviation. Yeah. How is that allowed?
47:18Oshry sisters:There needs to be something in place that doesn't allow. And I know that ice dancing in general is very subjective, the judging, and that's why it's kind of controversial. People are like, well, where's the transparency here when it comes to judging but there are also it's there's a technical score and the fact that they made so many glaring mistakes and chalk and baits on the other hand were flawless and it was actually really sad chalk and baits after the fact were like they were obviously visibly upset they won the silver and also the canada team was absolutely flawless i don't have their names in front of me right now but they also could have won the gold over the french team that freaking were tripping they didn't even have good twizzles okay let's be real so um chalk and bait seemed visibly upset and um yeah they were like we left it all in the ice like we did everything we could they knew that they were flawless there was nothing they could have done better and the gold medal has just escaped them their entire career and this may have been their last chance because madison is 33 evan is let's see how old evan is um he's 36 so the next olympics she will be um why can't i do
48:29Jill Zarin:math 37 and he'll be 40 yeah at that point like your body's so different right you have younger fiercer skaters like that's that's such a disappointment because this is kind of like
48:38Oshry sisters:their last shot it kind of was so it's just like really disappointing for them and it's fucked up that france was even allowed to compete when these allegations are out there i mean the fact that Beaudry is dating someone who was credibly accused of sexual assault that's not like you know it's it's not that it's fucked up but she didn't personally like do anything I guess but Cizeron has been also credibly accused of being abusive yeah and also tried to cover up an assault so like what are we doing here and that's why they've only been dancing together for less than
49:12Jill Zarin:a year yeah yeah a lot of people had similar sentiments as you everyone was incredibly shocked by this scoring and everyone at least in our dms were like i'm so glad you're bringing this up because it was so so unfair are like calling for can you recall votes like i don't know like
49:30Oshry sisters:how how that would even work i feel like once the medals are are given that's it that's it like it's just it's so disappointing and they also just like look mean like if you like look at them they just
49:41Jill Zarin:like look mean yeah do you remember like this was probably a decade ago even longer when the chinese gymnasts were like people thought they were not even like eligible ages to compete and everyone
49:51Oshry sisters:was like give me a break they looked like they were seven yeah they were like she's 13 give me
49:56Jill Zarin:a break she's six like she's six yeah like that was like low-key kind of funny because they're like oh my god like this is not real i feel like this is kind of like another element of that but even obviously more egregious because you have these it's not so great people making these
50:09Oshry sisters:crazy crazy crazy let us know you guys what did you think of uh the ice dancing results if you watched it also. I've been very into the Olympics this year.
50:19Jill Zarin:Yeah.
50:20Oshry sisters:But is there any better feeling in the entire world than getting into a clean bed after an amazing relaxing night shower and turning on old roni? No. And as I've gotten older, I've realized luxury bedding is something you truly don't appreciate until you sleep in it. But like, who has the money to splurge on bedding in this economy? Good news. You don't have to. And that's all thanks to Quince. When it comes to quince, you'll notice the difference right away from duvet covers and quilts to sheets and a hundred percent silk pillowcases. Quince bedding is so soft, lightweight, and you can instantly feel how high quality it is.
50:56Oshry sisters:Breathable bamboo, European linen, organic cotton, stripes, florals, limited edition butter yellow, whatever your preference, quince has it. I love our percale gingham duvet cover and how chic and soft it is. I literally feel like I'm crawling into a hotel bed every night, but for a fraction of the cost of other luxury bedding. That's because Quince cuts out the middleman. Don't settle for scratchy and stiff sheets. Right now, get free shipping on your order and 365 day returns when you go to quince.com slash snarkbait. That's a full year to decide if you love them. And honestly, you will. Now available in Canada too.
51:31Oshry sisters:Don't wait on this. Go to quince.com slash snarkbait for free shipping and 365 day returns. quince.com slash snarkbait. I've become so much more of an ingredient stickler as I've gotten older. Like what exactly am I putting in my body? And now that I'm reading the ingredients, why does everything have high fructose corn syrup in it? Well, baby snarks, that's exactly why I'm newly obsessed with Thrive Market. Thrive Market is a subscription service that makes grocery shopping and making healthy swaps so easy and convenient. It comes out to just$5 a month and gives members access to weekly sales, personalized shopping, automated shipping, and saving free gifts and most importantly, peace of mind knowing there's no junk in any of the products they carry.
52:12Oshry sisters:Buy high fructose corn syrup. Instead of paying fees on every grocery delivery order, you pay just once for the year and benefit from it every time you shop. Thrive carries healthier swaps of food I love. From Goodles, back and cheese to fishwife canned tuna, poppy soda, Simple Mills snacks, the list goes on. No stress, no hidden fees, just good food, good brands, and convenient grocery shopping for a busy gal on the go like myself. Ready to make some healthy swaps and become a member? Join Thrive Market with our link thrivemarket.com slash snark for 30 % off your first order plus a free$60 gift.
52:45Jill Zarin:Do you guys know I've been making a lot of changes to my home but on a regular nine to five girly budget? Luckily Wayfair is perfect for that. From furniture and lighting fixtures to decor and storage solutions, Wayfair is literally your one-stop shop for all things home, no matter your style. Are you mid-century modern, farmhouse, contemporary, eclectic? Whatever it is, Wayfair makes it so easy to narrow down your best finds for you based on your needs, style, and budget. Why shop for your home anywhere else? Also, as a single girly, I love that Wayfair has installation and assembly services.
53:22Jill Zarin:It truly takes the headache out of changing up your living space. Take it from me. Giving a room or even your entire house a refresh does not have to be something you dread, thanks to Wayfair. Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget. Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R.com. Wayfair. Every style, every home.
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54:16Oshry sisters:Yeah, should we get into our DEOs and LEOs?
54:19Jill Zarin:Yes, my dark energy object. of the week is a baby snark named emma dm'd us and i love when you guys message us your deos one of these days we'll have to do a patreon episode of like polling our patrons of their deos and we can read them and react to them but some of you guys are so on the nose and clever emma said having to clean up your dog's poop on a walk and they're not being a trash can nearby so you're just walking with a baggie of poop until you find one like i don't have a dog i obviously watch hank more often than not like hank but i live in a suburban neighborhood and even i have trouble sometimes finding a trash can and I have two parks by me but I can't even imagine like when you're on a long stretch of a city road and not being able to find a trash can must be like the worst feeling in the world and then especially when it's cold in New York City like I feel like you probably experience this a lot or do not because there's trash cans everywhere there's trash cans everywhere
55:09Oshry sisters:in New York but when I'm walking Baxter uh like in the summer we go to the Jersey Shore a lot and I'll be walking down like the street for miles and I'm like where are the trash cans and then you're like I don't I'm sick and tired of holding this I'm holding this yeah oh my god also like as someone I will say something that really really bothers me is when I pick up the poop and like dog parents you will get me I know this is disgusting and like a little tiny bit will like get on my finger and I'm like what do I do like I'm out right now like where am I supposed
55:40Jill Zarin:to wash my hands I know like one time I grabbed a bag and I didn't realize there was like a hole in the back and i picked up no no i like it was like the worst day of my life hank's poops are small because he's like a tiny little 16 pound shit regardless it's disgusting whether the poop
55:55Oshry sisters:is big or not yeah also i feel like part of the problem because i was just thinking about i'm like why are there no trash cans when i'm like walking down the road at the jersey shore it's because our country is built for cars there are people just like walking down the street in most cities like new york is the exception which is why there are trash cans everywhere but like most cities are not made for walking yeah and so they don't need to put trash cans everywhere you know
56:18Jill Zarin:yeah totally so it was such a stupid choice no i completely agree did you know that the world cup
56:25Oshry sisters:final is going to be at metlife stadium in uh east rutherford new jersey this summer and if you've never been to metlife stadium you guys it is like i don't even know how to describe it it is between several highways. It has tens, maybe even hundreds of thousands of parking spots around. It is not made for walking. It is made for cars. And it's so crazy to think about all these European fans that are so used to walking everywhere, having to figure out how to get to MetLife Stadium, because it's actually illegal to walk to MetLife Stadium because of all the highways and stuff. Oh, yeah. It's going to be such a logistical nightmare.
57:04Oshry sisters:I can't believe they chose the
57:06Jill Zarin:stadium it's that's how I feel about the Olympics and uh is it the Olympics in LA oh oh is it I
57:13Oshry sisters:the Super Bowl Super Bowl I think you're thinking of Super Bowl is in LA wait no welcome to LA 2028 the 2028 Olympic and Paralympic Games in LA no yes okay so like I was next year too yeah
57:26Jill Zarin:right uh it's it's gonna be really bad because LAX just sucks but um that's a whole other uh story in terms of airport dark energy objects. But my other one is just feeling like you're falling when you're sleeping. I was at a facial yesterday and it was so relaxing. That's also my LEO object of the week. It's at this Asian skincare place and they give you lymphatic drainage massages, not only on like your face and your neck, but like in your back and on your legs. It's like, it's crazy. And when I was in the middle of facial, I was so relaxed. I fell asleep and then I felt like I was falling.
57:56Oshry sisters:Oh my God.
57:57Jill Zarin:You know, when you like, yeah, there's a biological reason for that i looked it up apparently it's when you are still not in a full rem you're still kind of half awake half asleep your body can't tell that it's fully asleep or not so that's why you feel like your fault um so funny what's yours yours is fucking hilarious my deo is when like
58:15Oshry sisters:influencers or just like anyone do styled flat lays in the airport security bins think like chanel bag passport road lip peptide headphones all laid out styled disgusting the airport security bin first of all those bins are fucking disgusting like why i have to wash my hands after i touch those oh 100 why are you putting like your glasses and every you're laying things out on something that is fucking disgusting second of all imagine the line of people behind them that are like running late for their flight while they're also i'm looking at this picture that you
58:51Jill Zarin:post it and this girl has beau's headphones and she has like the pad part of the headphones down
58:57Oshry sisters:on the bed that that is disgusting it's no i think these are the apple headphones the apple oh my god
59:03Jill Zarin:even worse because those are like a thousand dollars those are a thousand dollars yeah yeah
59:06Oshry sisters:no i'm just picturing like if i saw this in real life at the airport and i'm like i'm trying to get to either i'm running late for my flight i'm trying to like savor my lounge time my lounge time my delta lounge time is some of my favorite memories i want to spend as much time in the delta lounge as i possibly can if i fucking see you styling your muu muu glasses and road under eye things like i hate this and i see this way too often and i have so many questions about it like did you ask security were you doing this literally in the security line or did you ask the tsa agents hey can i borrow a bin really fast i'm just gonna like take a photo yeah and also i feel
59:45Jill Zarin:like when it comes to TSA, like I'm trying to get in and out as quickly as possible, like you said, to get to the lounge, whatever. Like it's all about efficiency when I'm in efficiency, efficiency. So like, this is like the dumbest, least practical thing in the world. And I feel like this aesthetic too is so out like the flat lay it's, it's so like 2022.
1:00:01Oshry sisters:I, it just makes me laugh. Like I just picture them like arranging it. It's just embarrassing. Okay. So light energy objects. I have two, like I said, watching the Olympics ski jumping, ski jumping, really fun to watch. I don't get how it works. How do you, so many of these sports, I'm like, how do you discover that you're good at this?
1:00:20Jill Zarin:Like, even like the pole, pole jumpers or whatever. Like, how did you know? This is an avenue you would like to take.
1:00:26Oshry sisters:How did you know? Like the luge. Like, how did you find out that you were good at this?
1:00:31Jill Zarin:Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I think there were pole vaulting in my high school, though. Did you? It's not that uncommon. I just, I don't know why.
1:00:36Oshry sisters:The cross country team.
1:00:38Jill Zarin:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:39Oshry sisters:But I feel like Summer Olympics, it's different because anyone, I mean, I know that like, you know gymnastics and swimming and stuff like that that's still a privilege to be able to like do those sports but so many of the winter olympic sports it's just like oh so like you were you know the rich family at the ski club of course yeah decided you were like really good at cross-country skiing it's like that is i feel like so many of these sports are like rich people sports i guess
1:01:03Jill Zarin:is what i'm totally skiing is like such a uh yeah yeah privilege but the ski jumping is so fun to
1:01:09Oshry sisters:watch I highly recommend you guys they do like a it's like a flying squirrel pose when they're in the air and it's just like so fun okay my other one is speaking of Meg the stallion because we were talking about Daniel Radcliffe starring a new show with her yeah she makes her boyfriend Klay Thompson I didn't know she was dating Klay Thompson oh my god you didn't know that no I didn't know that I love that yeah they're cute couple I think this is like the one for her which I love that happy for her anyway his favorite meal apparently that she makes is spaghetti and catfish.
1:01:39Jill Zarin:I love catfish.
1:01:40Oshry sisters:And it's like a bolognese, like meaty red sauce spaghetti with fried catfish on the side in a Hawaiian roll. Every time she makes it on TikTok, it looks so fucking good. But I don't know how to fry catfish. I don't know where to get this. So I don't know what to do. I'm just like, I also only want it if Meg Thee Stallion makes it for me.
1:01:58Jill Zarin:Yeah. Like that pairing seems a little odd, but I have no doubt it's delicious because I love spaghetti and I love it's apparently it's apparently a very common classic combination in like the south oh yeah because the south like they do love catfish so yeah yeah yeah um so i want to try that let me
1:02:16Oshry sisters:know you guys new yorkers is there anywhere where i can get this meal or is there like an easy ish to follow recipe now that i'm cooking more these days um let me know because i really really really
1:02:27Jill Zarin:want to eat this but I don't know how to yeah yeah um my last light energy object and I was facetiming Sophie the other day I got this storage organizer based out of Orange County and she organized my entire house like my closet my linen closet and my kitchen she was here all day I've like seen these people do it on Instagram but I'm like I can't even tell you how much lighter I feel like and it was just so cool like they bought all the boxes they put everything in bins she like arrange things in my kitchen so that was more functional.
1:02:58Oshry sisters:Yeah.
1:02:58Jill Zarin:And I was like, this honestly would have taken me days and I would have made it look so bad. Like it's worth the investment because now I can actually see the things in my closet. I can find like we throughout expired medications. I was able to like, look at the Advil and know exactly where it was. And she put it into bins, like nail care, medications, supplements, neatly like placed all of my towels. And I showed my sister and brother-in-law, my brother-in-law was like, that linen closet of yours always like really freaked me out like I thought that's like the true you but like looks so good so I just I
1:03:29Oshry sisters:definitely recommend a storage organizer oh my god it's life-changing oh yeah you've done it too yeah yeah one of my good friends actually um her name is Becca Elam and she goes by Becca's spaces on Instagram she has organized my apartment before and after like she's helped me move she's organized me post move in two different apartments now Becca's underscore spaces and she does a really good job. She's based half the time in New York and half the time in Austin. She does really love that. Love love a female founded business. Yeah, exactly.
1:04:00Jill Zarin:Speaking of female founded businesses, we're trying to look for photographers in New York City. So if you guys could email Christy at snarkbaitpod.com with your rates, or if you know anyone, I got so many good recommendations for Chicago makeup artists and you guys actually came in clutch and Sophie and I booked one of your guys's recommendations. So if you guys have any people that you're aware of, just shoot me a note with rates, please. So yeah, that's all. That's just a quick plug. We love to hire baby snarks and baby snark recommended businesses. So with that being said, we thank you guys so much for joining us on today's episode.
1:04:36Jill Zarin:You can follow us at snarkbaitpod on IG. I'm at christianomel underscore underscore sophie's at soph underscore Ross. All the links are in our show notes and we'll see you tomorrow on Patreon for the Nancy Guthrie case or Thursday for a main feed episode and any hints Soph you want to give for
1:04:54Oshry sisters:oh a cancelled a cancelled actor who actually did
1:05:02Jill Zarin:get cancelled he's the worst
1:05:04Oshry sisters:yeah he's the worst so trigger warning for that episode on Thursday it's going to be a dark one but yeah thank you guys for being here we love you bye
1:05:29Oshry sisters:After years of really not caring about my health as much as I should, one of my goals this year is to finally change that. Part of that is getting older. I won't say exactly how old I am, but let's just say I'm at the age where it's really starting to matter how I treat my body and my brain health. And I know plenty of you millennial baby snarks are probably having similar aha moments. That's why I'm so excited that I've discovered Function. It's the only health platform that gives you access to over 160 biomarkers, covering everything from hormones and metabolism to heart health, inflammation, stress markers, and toxins.
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1:06:56Zayn Malik:Is there any better feeling in the entire world than getting into a clean bed
1:07:00Oshry sisters:after an amazing relaxing night shower and turning on old roni? No. And as I've gotten older, I've realized luxury bedding is something you truly don't appreciate until you sleep in it. But like, who has the money to splurge on bedding in this economy? me. Good news. You don't have to. And that's all thanks to Quince. When it comes to Quince, you'll notice the difference right away. From duvet covers and quilts to sheets and 100 % silk pillowcases, Quince bedding is so soft, lightweight, and you can instantly feel how high quality it is. Breathable bamboo, European linen, organic cotton, stripes, florals, limited edition butter yellow.
1:07:37Oshry sisters:Whatever your preference, Quince has it. I love our Percale gingham duvet cover and how chic and soft it is. I literally feel like I'm crawling into a hotel bed every night, but for a fraction of the cost of other luxury bedding, that's because Quince cuts out the middleman. Don't settle for scratchy and stiff sheets. Right now, get free shipping on your order and 365 day returns when you go to quince.com slash snarkbait. That's a full year to decide if you love them. And honestly, you will. Now available in Canada too. Don't wait on this. Go to quince.com slash snarkbait for free shipping and 365 day returns.
1:08:13Oshry sisters:Quince.com slash snarkbait. I've become so much more of an ingredient stickler as I've gotten older. Like what exactly am I putting in my body? And now that I'm reading the ingredients, why does everything have high fructose corn syrup in it? Well, baby snarks, that's exactly why I'm newly obsessed with Thrive Market. Thrive Market is a subscription service that makes grocery shopping and making healthy swaps so easy and convenient. It comes out to just$5 a month and gives members access to weekly sales, personalized shopping, automated shipping, and saving, free gifts, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing there's no junk in any of the products they carry.
1:08:47Oshry sisters:Buy high-fructose corn syrup. Instead of paying fees on every grocery delivery order, you pay just once for the year and benefit from it every time you shop. Thrive carries healthier swaps of food I love, from Goodles back and cheese to Fish Wife canned tuna, poppy soda, Simple Mills stacks, the list goes on. No stress, no hidden fees, just good food, good brands, and convenient grocery shopping for a busy gal on the go like myself. Ready to make some healthy swaps and become a member? Join Thrive Market with our link thrivemarket.com slash snark for 30 % off your first order plus a free$60 gift.
1:09:20Jill Zarin:Do you guys know I've been making a lot of changes to my home but on a regular nine to five girly budget? Luckily Wayfair is perfect for that. From furniture and lighting fixtures to decor and storage solutions, Wayfair is literally your one-stop shop for all things home no matter your style. Are you mid-century modern, farmhouse, contemporary, eclectic? Whatever it is, Wayfair makes it so easy to narrow down your best finds for you based on your needs, style, and budget. Why shop for your home anywhere else? Also, as a single girly, I love that Wayfair has installation and assembly services. It truly takes the headache out of changing up your living space.
1:10:00Jill Zarin:Take it from me. Giving a room or even your entire house a refresh does not have to be something you dread, thanks to Wayfair. Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget. Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R.com. Wayfair. Every style, every home.
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