Emergency Press Conference: Kymanda Split, Beckham Family Feud

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29:24okay let's move on to the beckham family drama christy how are you feeling about all this okay so when i where i was when i found out about the brooklyn beckham receipts the five page instagram story yep sophie texted her group chat and she goes oh my god brooklyn beckham stories and i was about to go on his his instagram until sophie doing the lord's work sent us five screenshots That's that, you know, immediately. I immediately ran to my sister in the kitchen and I started reading. I go, Audrey, stop whatever you're doing. Look what Brooklyn Beckham just told you. Mind you, Audrey has like a baby.

29:57She is like a child of life. She like was holding like Mo in her arms. She like stopped everything. I was like, everything stop. Look what he just posted. I was shocked because we all know there has been divide in the Beckham family versus Brooklyn and his wife, Nicola. there has been divide since their wedding we've been hearing mumblings in the press but we've never really heard it completely affirmed from what i think from the fam either family until i believe it was roman or one of the beckham's sons came on romeo romeo i think it's romeo yeah romeo came on instagram stories and said whatever you guys may think we've been blocked whatever you guys are hearing in the press it's not true my family has been blocked we don't know what's going on.

30:40So that's when it's like, oh, shit, maybe something is actually. This is real. This is real. Because otherwise, I feel like I was like, it's probably speculation. Like, who knows? Like, you kind of chalk it up to, like, the press and whatever. But, like, the fact that Romeo posted that, we were like, okay, this is real. Because before that, right, I don't think we had heard any confirmation from either party that this is, in fact, true. So then I was like, oh, my God. But then you keep hearing, like, this mumbling and a source says, source has. But then to come out of Brooklyn Beckham's mouth, he comes out absolutely swinging with crazy, I wouldn't even say receipts, allegations.

31:18And I think the most crazy allegation of the entire Instagram story, are you going to say it? I know what you're going to say. The dance? The dance. The dance. We're never going to see those tapes, I don't think, because apparently, I mean, when you go to a wedding with those types of people, with the wealth of that kind of people. NDA is like crazy, like an encyclopedia. I don't believe we'll ever see those tapes. I mean, I would pay a big sum of money to be able to see those tapes. I would pay big money for it. And for context, in case you don't know exactly what we're referring to, it is the part of the statement where Romeo said, or not Romeo, Brooklyn says that at their wedding, Mark Anthony called him to the stage where in the schedule, and Mark Anthony was performing, where the schedule was planned to be their romantic first dance, Brooklyn and Nicola.

32:11But instead, he says, my mom was waiting to dance with me instead. She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone. I've never felt more uncomfortable or humiliated in my entire life. We wanted to, and this is, you know, why they renewed their vows. We wanted to renew our vows so we could create new memories of our wedding day that brings us joy and happiness, not anxiety and embarrassment. Did I? I don't know if he said this in a statement, but I was reading a couple articles after the fact. Am I incorrect to say that Mark Anthony said before he brought up Victoria? And now let's welcome the most beautiful woman in the room, Victoria.

32:48Yes, that is what I know at Nicola's wedding. That is what I don't think he said this in his statement, but apparently, yes, that is what happened. yeah absolutely crazy okay what is your conclusion before we actually dive into like the nitty gritty who are you willing to kind of side with more right now because our instagram comments were heavily team brooklyn like i was brooklyn also lily allen just posted in support of brooklyn no she didn't no and lily allen is like a british you know she's in the uh you know she's british so you know they must be friends she must know what's going on you know she's she's over there across the pond so she posted an edit of brooklyn beckham as her west end girl album cover so basically like i stand with brooklyn beckham we are brooklyn beckham so um i i don't know i took that i thought that was really interesting i'm on team everyone sucks here they do like i also think that like I understand I feel like I could see Brooklyn's point of view and we know I think that we're biased also against Nicola because you heard the stories about her pushing her nanny down the stairs yeah have people forgot like have people forgotten that's a thing do people know that that she like apparently like look it up so we've always been like oh Nicola and she's also like this billionaire nepo baby who's like trying to break into acting and both of them are kind of just like kind of sad nepo babies because they have all these opportunities and all of these resources but they're like actually neither of them really seem talented or successful on their own yes but i understand like brooklyn growing up in an environment with david and victoria too i think they're both probably a little bit narcissistic yeah and the fact that he could have sold this story for cold, hard cash, you know?

34:51Like, this is like a juicy expose. He was like, I just need to get this out there on Instagram stories. I don't know. I believe Brooklyn. I also think that Brooklyn sucks. So, like, I don't know. What do you think? I love what you just said, and I want to double-click on that a little bit, because you just said that when you have two people, two NEPO babies, that have literally been born with a silver spoon in their mouth, who have been handed everything, your life becomes almost this like, it's unclear what your path is, right? Because I feel like when you have these very wealthy people, no, actually, let me take a sec back.

35:28I think a lot of life is the journey of achievement. Like it's not necessarily like, whatever, the end of the journey and like, okay, I've achieved this much money, then I'm happy. It's like the journey of getting there. I don't want to compare it to Snark Bay, but like Snark Bay, it's been such a joy because we've seen it grow and it hasn't been an overnight success. We put in a lot of work and dedication and early mornings and late nights and stressful days, like all these things to get to what we deem to be a successful show. And that is a part of the journey for us and it makes us very proud, right?

35:59I feel like when you have two people that have never had to experience grit or that much of hard work, you almost forget what your purpose is. When you've been handed everything, this is why I think a lot of people who grow up in wealthy families, They turn to a lot of like substance use, which by the way, a baby snark DMed me or I don't know if you saw this, but she's like, don't call it substance abuse because it actually creates a lot of negative connotation. Oh, I didn't see this. Yes. I thought that was really important. That's why a lot of wealthy kids can turn to substance use or bad paths because they just don't have a purpose when you've been given everything.

36:36So I think that Nicola and Brooklyn kind of come from that pedigree where you are your name, but you've done nothing to earn that name. I think Brooklyn, however, more so because Brooklyn's family grew up in the press. They were kind of America's royal family a little bit in the early in the 90s, in the early 2000s. Like Beckham and Posh, they were the it couple, the most beautiful couple, this beautiful, beautiful girl. Beautiful couple. Beautiful couple, beautiful family. And Brooklyn was kind of in the living in the shadows, right, of someone else's dream. And Nicola, however, her family was wealthy, but privately wealthy.

37:14And we'll get into her family a little bit more. When you think about the wealth that is the Pelts's, the Beckhams don't even hold a candle to Nicola's family. Like Nicola's family is American royalty. Yes. And so I feel like Brooklyn has probably more of a complex because, again, he's the Beckham name without anything to show for it. really which actually kind of speaks to all of his weird bizarre endeavors he was a chef the photographer never forget the entire and he mentions that in in the statement he's like you know uh what did he say he basically said something along the lines of regardless of my of my personal endeavors your photography book and your attempt to be a chef yeah exactly like I'm sorry what endeavors yeah it's like what what endeavors like you're not Patrick I don't know why Patrick Schwarzenegger came to mind but like he actually worked obligations professional obligations is what he called it what obligation what obligation what look please clarify please please let us know yeah yeah he would he said my family my family values public promotion endorsements above all else brand Beckham comes first family love quote-unquote love is in quotes is decided by how much you post on social media or how quickly you drop everything to show up and pose for a family photo op, even if it's at the expense of our professional obligations.

38:41And, yeah, like, I get what he's saying, but it's like, what? Yeah, dot, dot, dot, okay? What do you mean he was her makeup artist? Yeah, like, what do you mean? I also can't help but think about Harry, Prince Harry, and all this. why is it always the men that are airing out the dirty you never see a woman out here this is a blanket statement you guys are going to come at me with receipts saying what about this person what about okay just you guys know what i mean i'm just talking about like high-powered families and the men airing out the dirty laundry what's what's up with that number two i think the reason i'm a little bit more siding with the with victoria and david and less on brooklyn side is Because family matters, I feel like, need to be kept private.

39:24And when your family, when your father and your mother are David Beckham and Victoria Beckham, you know what this is going to cause. You know that there's really no turning back from this, especially the allegation about the dance. That was scathing. That was embarrassing for Victoria. That's basically accusing Victoria of, like, I don't want to say assaulting, but, like, he basically said she was dancing on me, her son, inappropriately. Like, that is bad. That is a scathing remark to make. And you can't forget, he has siblings, okay? Yeah. Siblings that seemingly seem very close to their parents still.

40:00Yeah. So not only are you disowning your family, you're also disowning your siblings and putting your siblings in an incredibly, incredibly difficult position. Yeah. Because now, every time your siblings have to walk out the door, they're going to be questioned. They're going to be put in a rock between a hard place because what if one of the siblings are still very close with Brooklyn? So now they have to choose between their parents and their brother. I don't like this at all. Keep the family matters private. We get that it's all in the news. It's all the headlines. We get it, but there could be probably a less intense way to go about this.

40:30This is why I don't, I don't love that Brooklyn did this. I was like, dude, like you're putting your, I just, I felt so badly for the siblings, but I will say the in-law dynamics, like not that I have in-laws, but from what I've seen and from what I've experienced and what my friends have experienced, they can be incredibly difficult. And I think when you take two families that are incredibly, incredibly powerful, wealthy, the egos. Power struggle. I don't even want to know. Exactly. I don't even want to know what that's like. Like, I don't want to diminish that either from Brooklyn. So I think definitely he's put in a hard place.

41:03And I believe everything he's saying, I mean, to an extent. But at the same time, come on. Like, why do you have to do this and air out your family shit to a place that's not returnable? Like, you can't go back. Right. Yeah. Horror Harper 7. I feel like Harper just minds her own business. She's the youngest sister. There's Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and Harper, and it's the four of them. Am I missing a Beckham sibling? I only knew about Romeo, but okay, yeah. Yeah, there's another boy too. Yeah. So. I knew there were several. I just didn't know their names, yeah. Let me fact check myself. It's definitely four Beckham children.

41:47Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and then Harper is the daughter. Gotcha. So my other question is, like, what was his? I totally agree that, like, they are in the public eye as it is. This is something that probably could have been handled privately. The fact that you are airing this out, there's no going back. Like, this is a line in the sand. Like, our relationships are going to be forever changed after this. And that is something that Brooklyn was clearly okay with. I wonder, just like with Amanda Batula, what was his breaking point? Yeah. Something between the blocking, something triggered the blocking a couple weeks ago when Romeo confirmed it on IG or Instagram.

42:30Something really severe had to have happened for that blocking to happen. What that is, we may never know. But I, too, am very curious. and obviously there's a there's been a lot of discussion since brooklyn and nikola their nuptials and their wedding that there were issues in the wedding and i never knew what to believe because you always hear like you know wedding brings out the worst in people funerals bring out the worst in people like it's a very stressful time for many of them yeah um for many apart many families but i clearly the wedding dress allegation to it made me wonder like okay brooklyn made that allegation that nicola's wedding dress was sorry victoria basically said you can't wear my my dress anymore at the 11th hour yeah victoria that victoria was designing nicola's dress and then at the last minute was like never mind and so that that left nicola scrambling even though apparently when vogue reported on their wedding they discussed there being a year-long process with valentino designing nicola's dress so like i'm not sure what to leave there.

43:34Yeah. Which one is that? Oh, that's an interesting tidbit. Yeah. Then your story is not, it's not lining up with past articles. That's really interesting. Yeah. And then it makes me wonder, well, what event happened to make Victoria so furious that she had to like take out the wedding, like basically withdraw her wedding dress design? Right. That makes me wonder. People don't just do that. Again, I'm not saying Victoria and David are walking the park. Okay. I completely understand they're probably terrorists to work with but yeah um and to be around but i don't think she would withdraw her wedding dress for nothing so i'm curious the you know the reasoning behind that i also had to really figure out like why is nicola's family so wealthy so her father nelson is a huge in the food and beverage industry he's overseen and been executive chairmen for many a company wendy's cisco madison square garden company he was a former director of Heinz, Mondelez International, Ingersoll Rand, and the former CEO of Triangle Industries.

44:34These are huge, huge companies. And even if you haven't heard of Mondelez and Ingersoll Rand, they're huge. Conglomerate. Like, this is like the American, this is like, what's the word? Like a Rockefeller type family. Yeah. So. Literally billionaires. Yes. And again, Nikola being an heiress to a billionaire. He also was a hedge fund manager, I think, which was part of it too. Yes. And he kind of when I did a quick Wikipedia search of him, he kind of started from nothing. Like he really is like really scrappy, I think. Yeah. I think he came from a family of immigrants, I want to say. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

45:08Yeah. So, but you have to imagine, you know, Nicola, Nicola's family, the Peltzes have a net worth reportedly of 1.6 billion and which is much larger, of course, than the Beckhams alleged net worth of 500 million. Obviously, I would love both, but Nicola Peltz comes from a very different pedigree I think than the Beckhams and you have to understand an heiress coming from this type of family can you imagine how entitled she is when and like it's not just the nanny throwing her allegedly throwing her nanny down the stairs there's been many a nanny story of her treating her help her butlers her nannies like absolute trash and I completely believe all of them can you imagine this little girl from day one basically you're the boss of the butler this five-year-old is your boss can you imagine the complex that you would create if that was your life god i i would be the nicest i would be so gracious to my butlers nannies whatever it is if i grew up with with that kind of uh silver spoon in my mouth i would be so nice so gracious and apparently she was the opposite so that just tells you what kind of person she is.

46:21Yeah. I also think it's really it's a really good point when we I feel like talking about the kind of complex that some Nepo babies can have. I think that Brooklyn, there is a world where he is bitter towards his parents because he is not really amounted to much. And he's also like. This sounds so like I don't know how to phrase this in a way that doesn't sound mean because he is an objectively conventionally handsome guy yeah his parents are david beckham and victoria beckham i mean name a hotter couple genuinely name name a hotter hotter couple like they're sculpted just the the cheekbones the feature like they're so supermodel stunning and then you kind of have brooklyn who's like good looking kid beautiful beautiful beautiful kid but is he a model, you know, like his parents.

47:17Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So I think that there is a world where he resents his parents for being. And I think that's kind of like the curse of the Nepo baby that we don't talk about enough is how much it would kind of suck to live in the shadow of someone else's dream. Like and I know this is an extreme example, but it's kind of top of mind because it sort of recently happened is is the Rob Reiner and Nick Reiner where. Yes, it was reported that nick reiner was apparently we we all know he tragically murdered his parents uh and he felt like he just could not measure up to his successful father and that made him feel really resentful and i'm not saying that obviously brooklyn is homicidal towards his parents but i think that like that resentment that a lot of nepo babies probably feel is is real that's a great um point to make and god my head just went somewhere really dark of i won't even go there but yes Yes, what you were saying is completely, completely true.

48:17And I think I was actually thinking about Brooklyn Beckham versus someone like Hailey Bieber. I get Brooklyn Beckham's family is far more famous than Hailey Bieber's family. The bald ones, yeah. The bald ones, yeah. But I think you take someone like Hailey Bieber, who was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, albeit not as silvery and shiny as Brooklyn's, but still silver spoon. Who's been able to build this empire that is Rhode. And I was thinking, like, I go back to what I was just saying about earning an ambition and getting to that, like, final destination that is selling your company for a billion bucks to Elf Beauty, right?

48:55I think Hailey Bieber, I'd imagine, has a lot more of a sense of purpose because she was able to not, she was able to, like, earn her own name. She's not just, like, Hailey Bieber, the son of, the daughter of Stephen Baldwin, Justin Bieber's wife. She is Hailey fucking Bieber because she's been able to earn her keep and build her own brand from the ground up. And that took time. That really took time. And obviously you could argue that her marrying Justin Bieber took her to a different level. Her being best friends with Kendall Jenner, whatever it is. Yeah. But like it took time. She was like.

49:26She played the long game. She played the long game. She was not. Even though people knew who she was, like 2016, the 2016 trend, people knew who she was. She was not an it girl yet at all. If anything, people were like, who is this? She's short. why is she on the runway what's with her bad bleached hair and why is she trying to steal Justin from Selena like she has never had a good edit yeah and the narrative has now changed in the last couple of years but Hailey Bieber has really I think earned what she has and she's worked really hard for it I think she has a lot of really great help as well but you can't deny like she seems to be a very hard worker and I think that that's kind of the difference where you have someone who has tried to like build her build themselves up despite their name whereas brooklyn almost like resents his name and that's what he said my parents are making me sign the rights to my name away because you have to think about it the name brooklyn beckham it's all about money at the end of the day brooklyn beckham the name if he wants to come out with brooklyn beckham perfume i mean cologne or perfume he cannot because that name has is trademarked and victoria and david david should do that i mean And that's their name is everything is in a name.

50:35Everything is in the reputation. Yeah. They don't want Brooklyn making a cent off of them because they're like, look how you're treating us. We don't want you to earn any money off of your name that we gave you. And now you're resenting and publicly like calling us out. How dare you? You're not going to make any money off of us off of your name anymore, which I like completely agree with. Sorry if that makes me mean. I know that people are going to probably hate me for this take, but I just like don't like this move by Brooklyn. But you could argue, like, it is Brooklyn's name. Like, yes, his parents gave it to him.

51:05But, like, Brooklyn, in his mind, is like, this is my name, though. Right? So it's like, yeah, like, I see both sides of it. Again, like, I feel like this is a case of everyone sucks here. Like, everyone here is an egomaniac. Ego-wealthy. And that's the problem. Just like you said, I feel like there's a huge power struggle. Yes. Because you have this, like, would Brooklyn be having, would the Beckhams be having the same drama with a girl from, like, a Hodunk family in Kentucky? Yeah. Nothing wrong with Kentucky. I'm basically from there. But, like, that's what I mean. Like, I'd just be like, yes, Beckhams.

51:43Yeah, whatever you need. Yes, whatever you need for me. Yes, totally. But, like, Nicola, that's not Nicola. So I think there is an inherent power struggle there. Yeah, me too. I don't envy the position that either of the families are in right now. I imagine it's incredibly stressful for both of them. And at the end of the day, like, I just want them to be, like, better. I want the family to stay together. And unfortunately, I don't know if that's achievable anymore after what has been said. But I do hope that Brooklyn is able to mend some kind of relationship. I feel the same way about Hillary.

52:17Like, it makes me so sad. I know that he's the royal family and, like, there's a darkness to that family. But it's like, make it work. Like, just please try and make it work with your family. Because family is family. Yeah. I think it shows, yeah, like, you're right. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. I think with both Harry and Brooklyn, it's like once those things have been made public, there is absolutely no going back. Like, it was a choice that he clearly thought a lot about. Like, I don't think that he made that decision lightly. I mean, he literally didn't. Those five freaking Instagram stories were really long.

52:48Like, that took some time to probably write and run by people.

52:54But family, it just shows you also, like, money does not— No. Money causes problems, actually. 100%. Like, the more money, more problems, as they say. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's just—I don't know. It's kind of sad. It is. Honestly, because, you know, it's family. Yeah. It makes me sad. It genuinely made me sad to see these stories. So we want the best, you know? They're crazy, but we want the best. Wishing the best for those crazy kids. Wishing the best for the Beckhams, for Kaimanda. What a freaking day it was yesterday, you guys. Look at Baxter is exhausted. Look at all this news. I know Baxter in the background.

53:38We're not on video right now, or we're not posting this video because we just wanted to get this up. But Baxter is, he is shook. Baxter is like, oh, my God, can you believe it? Can you believe the news? Did you hear? Did you hear? Where's that from again? I don't know. I don't know. I'm blinking, too. You guys, thank you so much, so much for being here. We are so glad we were able to get this out ahead of, you know, you guys' work day. Hopefully you can enjoy this right after you listen to D.E.T. You guys know where to find us. We'll see you either tomorrow on the Patreon, patreon.com slash snarkbaitpod.

54:17Sophie took us through the funniest. I mean, God, no, not the funniest. The scariest, spookiest story. It's a dark one. It's a true crime adjacent story that is also, I mean, it is true crime, but it's also adjacent to the rowdy TV world. We did a deep dive into the Megan Monson Millionaire Murder. And that is on our Patreon tomorrow, Jan 21st. So we'll see you over there. And if not, if you're not a patron, we will see you on Thursday. Yeah. Male YouTuber who's incredibly problematic. So we'll see you then, guys. Thank you so much. Bye. Bye. Is there any better feeling in the entire world than getting into a clean bed after an amazing relaxing night shower and turning on old roni?

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